Ep 250: Cruise, YouTube, & Cousin Wieners - This Is Important

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Podcast Summary: This Is Important - Ep 250: Cruise, YouTube, & Cousin Wieners

Episode Overview In Episode 250 of This Is Important, hosted by Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck, the gang embarks on a comedic journey discussing their upcoming cruise, sharing personal anecdotes, and addressing a humorous dispute with a brand partner, Buzzballs. This milestone episode is filled with laughter, outrageous stories, and engaging banter, making it a standout installment for both regular listeners and newcomers.

1. Celebrating Episode 250

Timestamp: [04:11]

The hosts kick off the episode by acknowledging the special occasion of reaching episode 250. The excitement is palpable as they joke about the significance of the milestone and set the tone for an eventful discussion ahead.

“Episode 250. This is a big one.” — Adam Devine [04:19]

2. Housekeeping and YouTube Channel Promotion

Timestamp: [04:53 - 05:13]

Before diving into the main topics, the hosts humorously navigate through their "housekeeping" announcements, clarifying what this entails. They enthusiastically promote their YouTube channel, highlighting the visual elements that fans can enjoy, such as behind-the-scenes footage and personal artwork.

“You get to see our faces.” — Anders Holm [05:26]

3. Exciting Cruise Plans and Guest Line-Up

Timestamp: [06:12 - 10:02]

A significant portion of the episode centers around their upcoming cruise. The hosts reveal a star-studded guest list, including comedian Bobby Lee, director Eric Griffin, and various other entertainers. They discuss the antics that might ensue on the cruise, including playful jabs about their guests potentially going overboard.

“What is the likelihood of us seeing Bobby Lee's butthole?” — Anders Holm [06:36]

“Eric Griffin's gonna be on the podcast. We do. We're hyped. We're hyped. He's coming.” — Adam Devine [08:38]

Additionally, they announce live music performances by bands like Flashback Heart Attack and humorously speculate about future podcast spin-offs inspired by cruise experiences.

“It's kind of like live band karaoke.” — Anders Holm [12:00]

4. Humorous and Outrageous Personal Stories

Timestamp: [04:11 - 45:50]

The hosts delve into a series of comedic yet edgy personal anecdotes, particularly focusing on awkward and humorous experiences involving cousins. These stories, while risqué, are delivered with sharp wit and are intended for mature audiences.

“If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin.” — Anders Holm [04:14]

“I gave my cousin head.” — Adam Devine [30:19]

These tales are interspersed with playful banter and exaggerated scenarios, showcasing the hosts' chemistry and comedic timing.

5. The Buzzballs Dispute: A Comedic Legal Tangle

Timestamp: [52:56 - 74:37]

A heated yet humorous segment addresses a fictional dispute with the brand Buzzballs. The hosts mockingly portray a conflict over compensation and contractual disagreements, blending satire with improvisational comedy.

“If you have bad taste, go and buy a buzz ball. That's what I say.” — Anders Holm [59:35]

“We're talking about Buzzballs. We're on a deal.” — Blake Anderson [56:15]

The conversation escalates into mock threats of legal action, showcasing their ability to turn a mundane topic into a comedic spectacle.

“We'll see you in court.” — Blake Anderson [56:43]

“Why are you guys telling me to leave them alone?” — Adam Devine [63:00]

This segment highlights their improvisational skills and their knack for turning fictional disputes into engaging comedy bits.

6. Turnstile Concert Adventures

Timestamp: [66:03 - 73:35]

The hosts recount their experiences attending a Turnstile concert at the Ukrainian Cultural Center in East Hollywood. They share vivid descriptions of the event, including the enthusiastic crowd, memorable performances, and behind-the-scenes moments.

“The show was absolutely sick, dude. It was real. It was a great time.” — Anders Holm [68:03]

They humorously discuss logistical challenges, personal mishaps, and their admiration for the band, adding depth to their friendship dynamics.

“We had a great time fulfilled.” — Adam Devine [73:05]

7. Closing Remarks and Final Advertisements

Timestamp: [75:00 - 78:45]

As the episode winds down, the hosts wrap up their stories with light-hearted humor and reiterate the comedic nature of their discussions. They seamlessly transition back into promotional segments, ensuring listeners are reminded of ongoing sponsorships and partnerships.

“You're listening to an iHeart podcast.” — Adam Devine [78:45]

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

“If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin.” — Anders Holm [04:14]
“What is the likelihood of us seeing Bobby Lee's butthole?” — Anders Holm [06:36]
“We might feed him to the sharks.” — Blake Anderson [08:38]
“This is called being an adult. Being responsible, being respectful.” — Anders Holm [74:37]
“We’re talking about Buzzballs. We’re on a deal.” — Blake Anderson [56:15]

Conclusion

Episode 250 of This Is Important masterfully blends humor, personal storytelling, and engaging discussions, all while celebrating a significant milestone. The hosts' ability to navigate through outrageous anecdotes and comedic disputes makes this episode a memorable addition to the series. Whether it's planning their lively cruise, sharing risqué stories, or hilariously debating brand partnerships, Adam, Anders, Blake, and Kyle deliver an entertaining and cohesive episode that resonates with listeners seeking both laughs and camaraderie.

Note: This summary excludes advertisement segments, intros, outros, and non-content sections to focus solely on the engaging discussions and key moments of the podcast.

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[00:00]
Adam Devine
You're listening to an iHeart podcast.
[00:05]
Blake Anderson
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[00:28]
Adam Devine
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[00:42]
Anders Holm
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[01:11]
Blake Anderson
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[01:15]
Anders Holm
Potholes.
[01:16]
Blake Anderson
Yep, potholes. Lane splitting bikers, Sleepy truck drivers, Red.
[01:21]
Anders Holm
Light runners, Distracted pedestrians.
[01:23]
Blake Anderson
Yes.
[01:24]
Adam Devine
Yep.
[01:24]
Blake Anderson
And guess what? They're crossing the road where they shouldn't.
[01:27]
Anders Holm
Yep.
[01:27]
Blake Anderson
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[01:31]
Anders Holm
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[01:50]
Adam Devine
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[02:03]
Blake Anderson
Whoa.
[02:04]
Anders Holm
Wow.
[02:04]
Adam Devine
Yeah. Learn more about Hyundai@HyundaiUSA.com, call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
[02:13]
Anders Holm
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[02:15]
Blake Anderson
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[02:25]
Adam Devine
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[02:38]
Anders Holm
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[02:56]
Adam Devine
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[03:23]
Blake Anderson
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[03:37]
Anders Holm
Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on this Is Important.
[03:51]
Blake Anderson
Where's that goddamn V?
[03:54]
Anders Holm
If you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin.
[03:57]
Adam Devine
Pay me in balls.
[04:02]
Anders Holm
Let's go back in action.
[04:12]
Blake Anderson
Wow. Yeah. Oh, my God. Yeah.
[04:15]
Adam Devine
Episode 250. This is a big one.
[04:18]
Blake Anderson
Oh, this is 250.
[04:20]
Adam Devine
Yes. But before we get into baby, we should probably do some housekeeping up.
[04:26]
Anders Holm
You have to do.
[04:27]
Adam Devine
You guys.
[04:27]
Anders Holm
Oh, you have to do housekeeping.
[04:31]
Adam Devine
Hold.
[04:32]
Blake Anderson
Had a lot of energy.
[04:34]
Adam Devine
Throw.
[04:35]
Anders Holm
Throw an E break on this whole podcast.
[04:38]
Adam Devine
No, we gotta get some housekeeping. We got to.
[04:41]
Anders Holm
So why we keep saying housekeeping is Isaac before the podcast, he goes, so I just want to do a little housekeeping before the pod. Like, okay, what does this mean? Are we closing deals? You know what. What's happening?
[04:53]
Adam Devine
Are we moving?
[04:54]
Anders Holm
We shaking or deal?
[04:55]
Blake Anderson
Because we all know that's what housekeeping means. Closing deals, starting deals.
[04:59]
Anders Holm
It's starting deals. Seems like a housekeeping type thing.
[05:01]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[05:03]
Anders Holm
You guys should mention the YouTube. And that was it. That was it. It was a lot of wind up just mentioning the YouTube. So go to. Guys, go to YouTube.
[05:13]
Adam Devine
Yes.
[05:13]
Anders Holm
One thing about our podcast is it's.
[05:16]
Adam Devine
It's visual.
[05:17]
Anders Holm
It's fucking on fire.
[05:19]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[05:19]
Anders Holm
On YouTube. Get your ass over there, dude. You get to see our faces.
[05:23]
Blake Anderson
You're going to want to see.
[05:25]
Adam Devine
You're going to want to see all this.
[05:27]
Anders Holm
You get to see the curtain behind me. That's dope. You get to see Blake's artwork. And then you get to see Game.
[05:34]
Blake Anderson
Over man, my unwrapped Game over man poster that's never been hung.
[05:38]
Anders Holm
Why don't you ever hang?
[05:39]
Adam Devine
What's going on there?
[05:40]
Blake Anderson
I don't know. My house isn't like a shrine to me or whatever.
[05:44]
Anders Holm
Okay, well, it's just on the floor then. Yeah, I guess maybe put something else behind you then. Do something. Try a little bit.
[05:50]
Blake Anderson
Say pictures of my children.
[05:52]
Adam Devine
And your house should be a shrine to you. Your house should be a shrine to you.
[05:56]
Blake Anderson
I don't disagree.
[05:57]
Anders Holm
Yeah, well, it's.
[05:57]
Blake Anderson
It's it's shaped. If you look at it from the sky, it's shaped in my body. Laying on my side. Oh, yeah.
[06:06]
Adam Devine
Don't.
[06:06]
Blake Anderson
Do not tell my wife.
[06:08]
Adam Devine
I love it.
[06:09]
Anders Holm
And the drones descend upon under his.
[06:12]
Blake Anderson
Home or drone out here in Calabasas.
[06:16]
Adam Devine
Oh, all that housekeeping up top. Oh, don't forget about the cruise. That's a little housekeeping, right?
[06:22]
Anders Holm
Oh, yeah, he didn't mention that. He didn't say to mention that, but yeah, we should talk about the cruise.
[06:27]
Adam Devine
We should.
[06:28]
Blake Anderson
I want to say that there's somebody very exciting that we cannot mention that has joined the cruise. We just can't mention them yet.
[06:35]
Anders Holm
Oh, my God. Yeah, we can't mention them.
[06:37]
Blake Anderson
And there's somebody very exciting who we can mention.
[06:39]
Adam Devine
Who's that?
[06:39]
Anders Holm
Yeah, there's a bunch of people we can mention.
[06:41]
Adam Devine
Is that Bobby Lee?
[06:42]
Anders Holm
Oh, yeah, he's coming.
[06:46]
Adam Devine
That's right. The wild man.
[06:47]
Blake Anderson
Mr. Good Times himself.
[06:49]
Anders Holm
What is the likelihood of us seen. And I'm dead serious when I say this. What is the likelihood of us seeing Bobby Lee's butthole?
[06:57]
Blake Anderson
Ooh, Strong to very strong.
[07:00]
Anders Holm
Yeah, yeah, strong. I think. I think I've seen it at the Comedy Store. He used to just get naked at the Comedy Store a lot. That might have changed. I haven't seen him for a minute. That might have changed because he's much more famous now.
[07:14]
Adam Devine
Right, right.
[07:15]
Anders Holm
I think. I think he's really kind of popped off in the last five years or so. And that. That was way back when. Although he was on Mad TV back then. So maybe, you know, what do I know?
[07:25]
Adam Devine
I think anything kind of goes for Mad tv. They were a Wildcats.
[07:30]
Anders Holm
He's done it.
[07:30]
Blake Anderson
He's been there. He's done that. Do you think he's gonna go overboard? I thought you're gonna be like, what are the odds he goes overboard.
[07:36]
Anders Holm
I don't see that for him.
[07:37]
Adam Devine
No, don't go overboard.
[07:40]
Blake Anderson
Do what you will. I don't care.
[07:41]
Anders Holm
I see. Maybe who would go overboard? Would it be? But we got Bobby Lee. We got Adam Ray, great friend of the pod.
[07:47]
Adam Devine
He's.
[07:47]
Anders Holm
He's going to be. I mean, he will be drunk, but he'll be on the ship. Nick Swartzen might go overboard.
[07:54]
Blake Anderson
He's a might. He's a maybe.
[07:56]
Anders Holm
He's a maybe. He might go overboard.
[07:59]
Adam Devine
Lifeguard on duty.
[08:01]
Anders Holm
Our girl, Sam J. She's the best. She's going to stay shipbound. Annie Lederman, she is sober now, so I've been told. So I think she will be staying on the Ship. Now, if this were old Annie, like, like I knew her, she would be.
[08:16]
Adam Devine
She'd be.
[08:16]
Anders Holm
Yeah, she's. She's overboard for sure. I was intoxicated. And then we got, we got best selling Katherine Blamford. Very funny. So is Beth.
[08:25]
Blake Anderson
Oh, super funny. Super funny.
[08:27]
Adam Devine
Dude, this is a funny cruise.
[08:28]
Anders Holm
Yeah. Brooks Whelan, Eric Griffin.
[08:32]
Adam Devine
Oh, Eric's coming.
[08:35]
Blake Anderson
Eric Griffin. We might feed him to the sharks.
[08:38]
Adam Devine
I just want to party.
[08:40]
Blake Anderson
I'm so sorry.
[08:41]
Anders Holm
He wants to get in directing now, so maybe we say he's the director. Just to give him. That's because we're not going to allow him to do stand up.
[08:47]
Adam Devine
Not at all.
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Anders Holm
The bit, the bit that I'm going to have is every time he goes to do stand up, I'm going to act like a microphone malfunctions and then I have to go up there and do stand up.
[08:56]
Blake Anderson
Great bit.
[08:57]
Adam Devine
I already like this. Yeah, I already like this.
[08:59]
Anders Holm
I'd be like, I don't know. Sorry, it doesn't work. Your. Your hands are too fat for this microphone. So I'll just use it.
[09:05]
Adam Devine
Why is that hair?
[09:06]
Blake Anderson
They're too hairy. Yeah, your knuckles are. The hair is braided on your knuckles. Freaking.
[09:12]
Anders Holm
See ya. We love them. Eric Griffin's gonna be on the podcast.
[09:15]
Adam Devine
We do. We do. We're hyped. We're hyped. He's coming.
[09:17]
Anders Holm
Why you guys do like Brooks Whelan. Very, very funny. Very funny guy.
[09:22]
Blake Anderson
Oh, no.
[09:23]
Anders Holm
Also from Iowa. Did you know that?
[09:25]
Adam Devine
Yeah, as an Iowan, I do that.
[09:27]
Anders Holm
Yeah. From Iowa, dude.
[09:29]
Blake Anderson
Here we go. Here we go.
[09:30]
Adam Devine
Born and sort of raised my boy, Brett Morin.
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Anders Holm
Super duper funny. Super duper funny. Could go overboard.
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Adam Devine
Yeah.
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Blake Anderson
There's a chance there's another one.
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Anders Holm
He might go overboard. This is the way, Josh. Adam Myers. Very, very funny guy. Yeah. The Action Boys podcast.
[09:49]
Adam Devine
Oh, I'm hyped between John Gabris, Ben.
[09:52]
Anders Holm
Rogers and Ryan Stanger.
[09:54]
Adam Devine
Yeah, I'm hyped on that.
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Anders Holm
Very funny. And we got live music from. And I can announce it, but I think people are gonna be excited.
[10:02]
Adam Devine
Yeah, you can't say friendship.
[10:04]
Anders Holm
And then we also got Flashback Heart Attack where they're. They're like a. Well, what do you call that? A tribute band.
[10:10]
Adam Devine
Cover band.
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Anders Holm
And they're great. They're fantastic.
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Adam Devine
I wonder if like, cover band's like a dirty word now or something.
[10:17]
Anders Holm
Yeah. I wonder if they're like, we're actually a band, right? It plays other people's music.
[10:21]
Adam Devine
But.
[10:24]
Anders Holm
Yeah, tribute might be what they like to be called.
[10:27]
Blake Anderson
I wonder if there's a new name for it. Kind of like how they do.
[10:30]
Anders Holm
Like how you can't call homeless people homeless people anymore.
[10:33]
Blake Anderson
Exactly. You can't call them bombs.
[10:37]
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah.
[10:38]
Anders Holm
Well, you can. I mean, you. For sure you're not supposed to call them bums, which sucks, right? Because not all of them are bums. And I, I. We've gone over this.
[10:44]
Blake Anderson
We've covered this.
[10:45]
Adam Devine
Right, right, right. This is just house cleaning, though.
[10:47]
Anders Holm
This is just housekeeping. Housekeeping.
[10:49]
Adam Devine
Oh, yes, exactly.
[10:51]
Blake Anderson
Not. Not that everyone who has you. You don't have to have a house to do housekeeping in the way that we're doing. Right. And sure.
[10:57]
Anders Holm
Yes, that's right. That is right.
[10:58]
Adam Devine
You could be unhoused keeping.
[11:00]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah. Bums are almost constantly not doing housekeeping.
[11:04]
Anders Holm
They're never housekeeping.
[11:05]
Blake Anderson
There's nothing. Not because they don't have a house.
[11:07]
Anders Holm
Yes.
[11:07]
Blake Anderson
They just. They're not getting their. Together.
[11:09]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[11:10]
Anders Holm
Okay, so we got Flashback Heart Attack. They're very. You know, I saw them at. I was at a party. No big deal.
[11:16]
Adam Devine
Hollywood.
[11:17]
Anders Holm
Get them at Sean White and Nina Dobrev's house. I just want to party. And Flashback Heart Attack performed. And it was sick. Great. It was a great time.
[11:29]
Adam Devine
Hey, I'm excited.
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Anders Holm
And the goddamn comedy jam.
[11:32]
Adam Devine
Who be fun.
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Anders Holm
You guys need to do a song. I hope you know that.
[11:36]
Adam Devine
Yeah, we have to start training now.
[11:38]
Anders Holm
You don't have to train.
[11:39]
Blake Anderson
What does that mean? What does that entail?
[11:40]
Adam Devine
It's like a live band karaoke.
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Anders Holm
It's. It's kind of like live band karaoke, but you. Then you have to go up and you. So you pick a song and that you're going to sing and then you have to tell a story. Or do I, you know, do stand up? But really you just kind of tell a story about why you're going to do this song. And then that leads into the song. And then you do the song.
[12:00]
Blake Anderson
Somebody help me.
[12:01]
Anders Holm
Usually it's done with stand up. So they do basically stand up that somehow they manufacture it to be part of the story, you know?
[12:08]
Blake Anderson
Got it.
[12:09]
Anders Holm
Nice, huh? Hunter DeBlanc, Atiba and Ako Jefferson. Boys.
[12:16]
Adam Devine
Blackouts, boys. Nice.
[12:20]
Anders Holm
And shut up and dance.
[12:21]
Adam Devine
Oh, hell yeah.
[12:22]
Anders Holm
We got a squad going.
[12:25]
Adam Devine
Hell yeah.
[12:28]
Blake Anderson
Shut up. Bend Dance. Remember that song?
[12:30]
Adam Devine
Is that gonna be your song that you do?
[12:32]
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So I was told shut up and dance one time. And so like band.
[12:40]
Anders Holm
I like your version of telling the stories. You do your old man dad voice.
[12:46]
Blake Anderson
I guess I just don't. I don't telling Stories. I'm like, don't you have to be an old man who wants to hear your story until you're an old man?
[12:54]
Adam Devine
If they start to get really.
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Anders Holm
I don't know. You didn't you just tell, like, stories and. Didn't you give a speech at Evanston Township High School?
[13:01]
Adam Devine
You did you.
[13:03]
Anders Holm
Isn't that exactly what you just did?
[13:05]
Blake Anderson
I don't think I told the story. But did you hear it? Because my voice was like this the whole time.
[13:12]
Anders Holm
I just saw it on. Online. I did not.
[13:14]
Blake Anderson
I think it's on YouTube somewhere. I did. It was fun.
[13:17]
Adam Devine
Yeah, they got the whole thing.
[13:19]
Anders Holm
Isaac goes. Isaac goes, oh, you have to see it. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I. I want to. Is there like a link or something? And he goes, no, I just read it. And I go, what? And he goes, yeah, I just read a transcript of it. And I'm like, oh, Der sent it to you?
[13:32]
Blake Anderson
And he goes, no, it's funnier.
[13:33]
Anders Holm
Yeah. And he goes, no, it just. I found it. And I'm like, you found a transcript, but you couldn't find the video? Yeah, he's our manager.
[13:42]
Blake Anderson
Maybe he's got Google punk rock getting radical. It was a great time. Went back to Evanston. I spoke to the class of 2025. He told them. Told them my story and gave him some advice.
[13:56]
Anders Holm
So you did tell a story.
[13:57]
Blake Anderson
Okay, I told them. I told them a tale, actually.
[13:59]
Adam Devine
Okay.
[13:59]
Anders Holm
Which is different for the goddamn comedy jam. You can tell a tale, whatever.
[14:03]
Blake Anderson
And I might. Anyway, yeah, it was a good time. It was not as fun as this damn cruise is gonna be, I'll tell you that much.
[14:08]
Adam Devine
Okay.
[14:09]
Anders Holm
Damn, you never had it so good.
[14:13]
Blake Anderson
Although, that being said, I will give advice to anybody on the cruise who's like, hey, having a bad go of it. Any advice I got you.
[14:20]
Adam Devine
That'd be kind of cool. Like, dirt therapy session.
[14:22]
Anders Holm
Hey, maybe we do a. Maybe we do, like a spin off podcast. So we're gonna do the podcast, obviously, and that's gonna be a great time. Yeah, we might do several nights of the podcast.
[14:32]
Blake Anderson
I'm not sure I got a name for it already. What's your problem? Boom. What's your problem?
[14:37]
Anders Holm
What's good?
[14:38]
Blake Anderson
And I'm doing. I'm doing like a. It's almost Dr. Phil. It's just Dr. Phil. It's just.
[14:44]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[14:44]
Anders Holm
You're just gonna do Dr. Phil. Yeah, that'd be great. We'll be right back.
[14:50]
Blake Anderson
Actually, we're gonna keep it right here.
[14:51]
Adam Devine
Yeah, we're gonna. We're Gonna stick around?
[14:53]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, let's, let's do, let's do like upwards of 20 pilot spin off ideas. Just, just, just, just one offs, see if the podcast goes anywhere.
[15:04]
Adam Devine
I kind of want the cruise to turn into like a Promise Keepers vibe. Do you remember Promise Keepers?
[15:10]
Anders Holm
I do not.
[15:10]
Blake Anderson
I don't either. Blake, will you help me out with that?
[15:12]
Adam Devine
Really? It was like a men's Christian retreat, like for men only. And you go and you, like, you.
[15:18]
Blake Anderson
Write a letter to everyone. Like, if you die, you write the letter.
[15:22]
Adam Devine
I. I don't know that this was.
[15:24]
Blake Anderson
A Catholic thing, right?
[15:26]
Anders Holm
Evangelical Christian organization. It was just sent to us.
[15:30]
Blake Anderson
Everyone I know who went to Catholic school did this.
[15:32]
Anders Holm
And it was like, I went to Catholic school. I guess not in high school.
[15:37]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, high school. And they'd be. You'd see like somebody and then you'd be like, oh, what's the problem? And they go, hey, actually, dude, I can't tell you, but they're a good guy and they've got a lot of going on at the house. And you go, oh, how do you know? They're like, I can't really say, but Promise Keepers, wow. We heard all about it. Everyone just cross eyes. Yeah, yeah. You just cry, you talk about secrets.
[16:00]
Adam Devine
It's just a bunch of secrets.
[16:01]
Anders Holm
That's why there. It's like. It's like Scientology where they. You tell all your secrets and then they've got them.
[16:09]
Adam Devine
All right, well, to my knowledge, this was like, you all go to like a big, like, stadium, and then it's just a bunch of dudes watching, like preachers.
[16:21]
Anders Holm
What?
[16:22]
Adam Devine
That's what Promise Keeper was. It was like. You go to the stadium. Yeah, it was like a stadium event.
[16:28]
Blake Anderson
Now this was like a sleepaway camp where at night, after you had some Sizzle Burgers, you fucking just opened up your letter and you read like, if you die tomorrow, this is what you would want to say to people.
[16:38]
Adam Devine
Okay, that's cool. That's. That.
[16:40]
Blake Anderson
That's not outside of a state.
[16:42]
Anders Holm
So their biggest event. So I'm sure they did sleep away camps. I'm sure that was very much part of it. But the biggest event was the Stand in the Gap, a sacred assembly of men, an open air gathering in the national mall in Washington D.C. in 1997.
[17:01]
Adam Devine
There we go.
[17:01]
Anders Holm
C Span. C SPAN carried the live in its entirety. God, C Span is so boring, dude. God, C SPAN is so boring. They aired it in its entirety. Yikes. Couldn't even get. Just cut it up. You. You don't have a Show to cut away to. Jesus Christ.
[17:20]
Blake Anderson
No, I.
[17:22]
Anders Holm
Audience.
[17:23]
Adam Devine
The.
[17:23]
Anders Holm
The figures of the estimated audience was between 600,000 and 200,000 thousand.
[17:30]
Adam Devine
It was a movement, dog.
[17:31]
Anders Holm
That's so many, dude.
[17:33]
Adam Devine
It was a movement.
[17:34]
Anders Holm
And did you keep. Because I know you have a lot of secrets, Blake. So were you.
[17:39]
Adam Devine
This isn't secret. This is Promise Keepers.
[17:42]
Anders Holm
But don't you tell the secrets. I thought you tell secrets.
[17:46]
Blake Anderson
That is like a guy go up there and go, yeah, dude, I was bug. That's not gonna stop me from, like, starting my own small business.
[17:52]
Adam Devine
Yes. I don't think that's what this was. I think it was.
[17:55]
Anders Holm
I'm not afraid to get in the H Vac business, even though I gobbled my uncle's.
[18:00]
Blake Anderson
That's God damn.
[18:01]
Adam Devine
Like a straight up, like, the Kanye track.
[18:04]
Anders Holm
Yeah, that has to be.
[18:05]
Adam Devine
I took my cousin's dick. You're like, this is a hit.
[18:08]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[18:09]
Anders Holm
Oh, I haven't heard that. Will you play?
[18:12]
Blake Anderson
I'd go to that concert.
[18:13]
Adam Devine
I don't think I could actually access it.
[18:15]
Blake Anderson
I Don't you think he could link up with these Promise Keepers and do a show?
[18:19]
Adam Devine
Oh, you definitely. There's a Promise Keepers, Kanye collab coming now.
[18:25]
Anders Holm
I wonder if you are Promise Keepers. Obviously, you can't align yourself with Kanye right now that he's, like, putting swastikas on the side of his building and selling swastika T shirts and. But there's a small part of you that wants to.
[18:39]
Adam Devine
Right?
[18:40]
Anders Holm
Like, if you are the Promise Keepers.
[18:42]
Blake Anderson
Allegedly, you're looking for angles, and you're.
[18:45]
Anders Holm
Like, how do we spin this? Because he was the biggest. One of the biggest stars in the world. How do we. How do we see any obvious. How do we. We have a lot of. I mean, he's got a lot of hits. Maybe we just use an old hit. That isn't problematic.
[19:01]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, collab.
[19:02]
Anders Holm
Yeah. Yeah, that would. That'd be a tricky situation. That'd be a tricky.
[19:07]
Adam Devine
It's a lot of. A lot of stuff to. To untangle there.
[19:10]
Anders Holm
Yeah, that'd be a tricky.
[19:11]
Blake Anderson
Sid, what is this link you sent? And the.
[19:14]
Adam Devine
It's probably the. The song. Oh, I'm afraid it's like Hate speech Cousins by Kanye. Should I. I don't even know if we should click on it. I feel like I'm gonna get like.
[19:24]
Anders Holm
Well, hey, Todd, do us a favor and just find the part where he talks about sucking his cousin's dick, and then Blake can play. We don't want to play.
[19:32]
Adam Devine
And it's just, like, trying to spread Any hate but the.
[19:35]
Anders Holm
No, no.
[19:38]
Blake Anderson
Cat dad. Blake is not trying to dad.
[19:41]
Adam Devine
I'm hypersensitive. Chicks love a cat daddy. Okay, you can, Adam, if you just want to read the lyrics.
[19:48]
Blake Anderson
First one. Wait, I'm sorry. Is it possible, Todd, that you can just say the moment, like, the second?
[19:53]
Anders Holm
Yeah. Find the exact second in that video, and then Blake will click on it, and we will play the infamous dick sucking. Sucking. Dick sucking.
[20:04]
Blake Anderson
Because I would love. Like, I would love Blake to read all these n words out loud in here.
[20:10]
Anders Holm
Yeah. If you could.
[20:11]
Adam Devine
I'm not seeing any.
[20:12]
Anders Holm
No, actually, I'm not either. He took that out of his mouth. That's pretty wild.
[20:16]
Adam Devine
Oh, no, I do see. I do see one. You are right. Yeah.
[20:20]
Blake Anderson
Too many for me.
[20:20]
Adam Devine
Okay.
[20:21]
Anders Holm
Yeah, it's interesting.
[20:22]
Adam Devine
Yeah. We started reenacting. This is crazy, dude. This is actually crazy.
[20:29]
Blake Anderson
Doesn't it explain. Doesn't explain a lot.
[20:32]
Anders Holm
Okay, so 10 seconds in, he's saying it starts with verse one, and then we could just listen to verse one. There's no Nazisms in verse one, so here we go.
[20:39]
Adam Devine
Okay. All right. All right.
[20:42]
Anders Holm
Here we go.
[20:42]
Blake Anderson
If it.
[20:43]
Adam Devine
If it slaps Todd, this is your fault, Todd. If you're setting me up for failure.
[21:08]
Anders Holm
He doesn't have to repeat it.
[21:09]
Adam Devine
Okay, that's the gist. But isn't it weird that I'm hearing that? I'm like, I think Kyle made that song.
[21:16]
Blake Anderson
What about an alien?
[21:18]
Anders Holm
Yeah. Oh, man. Dude. Dude, that very Kyle core rocked, dude. Because he didn't have to repeat give my cousin head as many times as he did. He goes, then I gave my cousin head. Give my cousin head.
[21:34]
Adam Devine
I know what I'm doing on the cruise ship. I know what song I'm doing.
[21:38]
Anders Holm
My cousin head, he said give my cousin head five times.
[21:42]
Blake Anderson
I think, like, he.
[21:43]
Adam Devine
The cousin's like, he.
[21:45]
Blake Anderson
He knows that he had to. He's like, you heard me, right? I'm gonna say it again. I'm saying it again.
[21:50]
Adam Devine
You're like, maybe he didn't say it. No, he said it.
[21:52]
Anders Holm
He said it.
[21:53]
Adam Devine
Still saying it.
[21:54]
Anders Holm
Still saying it.
[21:55]
Blake Anderson
Am I crazy? I kind of. He's. He's in the pocket. I like the beat.
[22:00]
Adam Devine
It's a bagel. I mean, I know it's like a.
[22:03]
Blake Anderson
Little, like, Joy division in the back with some vocoder.
[22:07]
Adam Devine
He was. He was.
[22:08]
Anders Holm
I gave my cousin Jeff. He's like, calling him out by name and, oh, the way he hits head.
[22:13]
Adam Devine
He still lives in Chicago if you want to say what's up?
[22:17]
Anders Holm
His name is Jeffrey West.
[22:19]
Adam Devine
He's a plumber.
[22:21]
Blake Anderson
He works at FedEx. Has anybody filmed a sketch of, like, the cousin's phone blowing up and being like, what? And listening to song and being like, I'm a principal at a middle school.
[22:32]
Adam Devine
How many cousins?
[22:33]
Blake Anderson
What are you doing to me?
[22:34]
Adam Devine
How many? Cut like you just had to be like, it's not me. It's a different cousin.
[22:38]
Anders Holm
There has to hope that there's 30 cousins and not just like a cousin. And you're like.
[22:43]
Blake Anderson
But then the next verse is how he gets specific. And I know you know I got a lot of cousins, so I'll be way specific about who it was.
[22:52]
Adam Devine
And it wasn't as long as. As I said before, it was recently.
[22:58]
Anders Holm
It was cousin Jeff.
[22:59]
Blake Anderson
I got three cousins. Jeff is not the tall one.
[23:03]
Adam Devine
Oh, boy.
[23:04]
Blake Anderson
It's the one with the mole.
[23:08]
Anders Holm
Now he's gotta take off the mole. I've always wanted to have him have surgery on the mole.
[23:14]
Blake Anderson
The mole is on his dick.
[23:16]
Adam Devine
I kiss the mole a lot.
[23:18]
Blake Anderson
We used to say, what's the name of the game where you hit the mole with the whack a mole? We call it Sucker mole. Instead of whack a mole, I would hit my dick against his dick.
[23:32]
Adam Devine
We would play a weird game of whack a mole.
[23:35]
Blake Anderson
He called a whacker mouth. And then it went up in it, allegedly.
[23:41]
Anders Holm
Hey, Blake, run that one back, dude. Let's hear that one more.
[23:43]
Blake Anderson
By the way, the worst case scenario out of this is. Is that this is the worst case scenario. You, you're a little kid, you're fucking around with your cousin. Okay, okay.
[23:54]
Adam Devine
Like, promise keepers, do whatever, whatever.
[23:57]
Blake Anderson
Like.
[23:57]
Anders Holm
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
[23:58]
Adam Devine
We're promised. Keep in.
[24:00]
Anders Holm
Did something happen?
[24:02]
Blake Anderson
No, no. What I'm saying is.
[24:03]
Anders Holm
What I'm saying is you're. You're dismissing it pretty quickly. Like, if you are around your cousin in Chicago and you're in the basement.
[24:11]
Blake Anderson
This is what I'm saying. I'm not trying to, like, demonize it. I'm not trying to demonize it or make those like, that they're bad people because they're a little kid.
[24:16]
Adam Devine
Not at all.
[24:17]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, what I'm saying, the worst case.
[24:19]
Anders Holm
Scenari, if you're a little kid listening, don't suck off your cousin.
[24:23]
Adam Devine
Yeah, there's. There is some.
[24:25]
Blake Anderson
Obviously you find somebody else that you're not related to.
[24:29]
Adam Devine
You gotta find.
[24:30]
Blake Anderson
What I'm getting to is that the worst case scenarios that the greatest dome you ever got was from your cousin. And now you're like.
[24:43]
Adam Devine
Now you're thinking about it could you.
[24:45]
Blake Anderson
Do a thing with and they're like.
[24:46]
Anders Holm
You never had it so good.
[24:49]
Blake Anderson
I need you to put on this fake mustache.
[24:53]
Adam Devine
Oh man.
[24:59]
Anders Holm
Hey, this is Adam Devine, Blake Anderson.
[25:02]
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[25:23]
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[25:42]
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[26:00]
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[26:23]
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[26:30]
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[26:58]
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[27:20]
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[30:05]
Anders Holm
The greatest head you ever got though, is usually the first time because it's you've never felt that before.
[30:13]
Blake Anderson
You've never had it so good.
[30:16]
Anders Holm
You never had it so good. Cousins blowjob.
[30:20]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[30:22]
Adam Devine
Cousins blowjob.
[30:24]
Anders Holm
Cousins blowjob. You never had it so good.
[30:28]
Adam Devine
Cousins.
[30:29]
Blake Anderson
God. I think it's safe to say it's been uphill since my first pj so I don't know.
[30:36]
Anders Holm
I Look back at my first. I mean, we've talked about my first blow job before, but it was quite the experience. It was. I was getting a. It was. It was getting a blowjob, and it was. It was the night of the millennium, a full moon.
[30:56]
Adam Devine
Oh, so you let the ball drop.
[30:58]
Anders Holm
We were like, y2k is gonna kill us. All right, so we're upstairs.
[31:02]
Adam Devine
So we're cousins.
[31:03]
Anders Holm
We're not cousins, dude. We're not cousins.
[31:06]
Adam Devine
Okay, okay, okay.
[31:08]
Anders Holm
It's a. It's a female. She's not a cousin. We're. No. Not related in any way.
[31:13]
Adam Devine
Okay.
[31:13]
Anders Holm
And so it. We're getting a blowjob. I'm getting the blowjob.
[31:17]
Blake Anderson
That seems oddly specific.
[31:19]
Adam Devine
We're getting a blowjob. You just said we're getting a blowjob. Were you 16? Me.
[31:23]
Anders Holm
Me.
[31:24]
Adam Devine
You said we're.
[31:25]
Anders Holm
I know I did. So you're like, so people. It's high school, right? So people then, like, find out that I'm getting a blow job. They, like, want to, like, open the door and be dicks about it. And, like, so they're, like, coming in. So I, like, move the dress. I'm, like, trying to move the dresser. And she's embarrassed because people saw us in there.
[31:42]
Blake Anderson
And so this is already sounding like an alibi. Like, I had to move the dresser in front of the door.
[31:50]
Anders Holm
Gotcha.
[31:51]
Adam Devine
What in the. Matt Lauer.
[31:53]
Anders Holm
So I'm moving the dresser to try to. To. To try to block them coming in.
[31:57]
Blake Anderson
I understand.
[31:58]
Anders Holm
She. Then the story gets even scarier.
[32:00]
Blake Anderson
I understand it now.
[32:02]
Anders Holm
Okay, then she is. Is wasted.
[32:07]
Adam Devine
She.
[32:07]
Anders Holm
I turn around with my pants around my ankles, and I'm like, oh, are we back to this blowjob? She's nowhere to be found.
[32:16]
Adam Devine
Oh, what?
[32:17]
Anders Holm
She's disappeared, dude.
[32:19]
Blake Anderson
She's under the dresser.
[32:22]
Anders Holm
No, no, no, no. The window is open. It's December 31, 1999, Omaha, Nebraska. It is cold out. It is snowy. Oh, she climbs out on the roof, climbs to the front of the house. I'm, like, yelling her name outside, being.
[32:41]
Blake Anderson
Like, come back in.
[32:42]
Anders Holm
Come back. And then. And then I open up the. The. The dresser, and I'm like, I can't find her. I open. I pulled the dresser away. The people that were outside were, like. Were trying to get in. They come in. They're like, what are you doing in here? And I'm like, dude, I was hooking up with what's your name? And. And they were like, are you jerking off in here alone? And I'm like, no, because no one's in the room, and I'm like, no, dude. So the whole thing. It's my very first time. The whole thing's ruined.
[33:14]
Adam Devine
This sounds like a traumatic yes.
[33:16]
Anders Holm
So then I'm like. I'm just sort of bummed about it because it was a magical. A magical moment. And then you. I. I go downstairs. Go downstairs. I'm like, where did she go? Like, I'm looking in the backya.
[33:30]
Blake Anderson
Where did she go from here?
[33:32]
Adam Devine
Maybe she was your imagination.
[33:35]
Anders Holm
She jumps off the roof, lands on the guy whose house we were partying in. Dad's truck, dents his hood of his truck, rolls off, pounds on the door. She's only wearing a bra and, like, her underwear.
[33:51]
Blake Anderson
She's.
[33:52]
Anders Holm
She.
[33:52]
Blake Anderson
Okay, yeah, she. That pa. That pause was unbelievable. She's only wearing a bra and underwear and her underwear. Just pants and a jacket.
[34:02]
Anders Holm
No, no pants, no jacket. So she's just basically naked out there.
[34:05]
Blake Anderson
She's in her underwear, she's putting on the door.
[34:07]
Anders Holm
We hear a pound on the door. Everyone's like, cops, cops. We turn lights off, everyone's hits the floor, Right? And so now it takes like five minutes for us to open the door, right? Because we're like, no shoes. No shoes.
[34:19]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[34:20]
Adam Devine
Right.
[34:20]
Anders Holm
So she's frozen solid. She comes back in. People are like, wow, why are you outside without your clothes on? She's embarrassed.
[34:31]
Blake Anderson
Why are your lips Hella.
[34:33]
Anders Holm
She's embarrassed to say anything. It was a. A whole fun. It was. It was a crazy first way to get a blowjob.
[34:40]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[34:42]
Adam Devine
Out the window. Dang. That's a tough one to live up to.
[34:46]
Blake Anderson
When you tell that story, like, this time or another time, like, as. As time goes on, do you think maybe, like, why. Do you wonder why she jumped out the window?
[34:56]
Anders Holm
Well, I was like, is it because she didn't want to be seen hooking up with me? But. But I. I don't think that is it.
[35:04]
Blake Anderson
You want to see it? So you're doing more of like a process of elimination.
[35:07]
Adam Devine
Yeah. She was so humiliated to be hooking up with you, she jumped out of.
[35:12]
Anders Holm
The way or just, like, didn't want it to be known that she's like, right. Because I didn't. I. I mean, it wasn't like we were dating or she just was like, I'm gonna suck your dick. And I was like, say what now?
[35:24]
Adam Devine
Wait, no, the other part.
[35:26]
Anders Holm
I was like, what?
[35:27]
Adam Devine
What did you just say?
[35:28]
Anders Holm
What'd you just say, though?
[35:30]
Adam Devine
That's cool.
[35:31]
Anders Holm
So it wasn't. It wasn't like we were date or even, like, remotely dating. It was like I just sort of knew her as a girl that was in my school. It was. It was a great. And then that happened a few other times throughout high school where she'd be like, hey, do you want to go in this closet at a party? And I'm like, I guess, are you gonna, like, stab yourself with a hanger?
[35:48]
Blake Anderson
Or, like, right, you.
[35:49]
Anders Holm
Or I turn around and you're just. You're just in the H vac. You're just, like, in an air duct, scurrying away.
[35:59]
Adam Devine
God damn. Mission impossible. Well, God bless her.
[36:03]
Blake Anderson
Yeah. I guess we all are kind of chasing that first experience.
[36:06]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[36:07]
Blake Anderson
And all that's to say.
[36:08]
Anders Holm
No, no, no. But. But I think it was so brief. It was so brief that it was like. It. It reminded me the first time you ever had, like, a wagyu steak.
[36:15]
Adam Devine
Okay.
[36:16]
Anders Holm
Where. And it was just.
[36:18]
Adam Devine
Okay. You remember swagu?
[36:20]
Anders Holm
Yeah. It was just so magical that you're like this. I've never experienced. I didn't even know steak could be this good.
[36:26]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[36:26]
Anders Holm
I was like, I didn't know it could be this good.
[36:29]
Adam Devine
So it was a. It was a real toe curler.
[36:31]
Blake Anderson
I got a thing about the steak that you're talking about. We might have covered this before. We're like, I don't like to eat steak too often because I feel like when you have a steak that you're just like. It's whatever. It kind of, like, sours you on steak. Sure, yeah. But every. I feel like every 18 months or so, I had that same MO. No, no, I eat steak more than that.
[36:52]
Anders Holm
Okay.
[36:52]
Blake Anderson
But about every 18 months.
[36:54]
Anders Holm
Pull your man card.
[36:56]
Blake Anderson
I have one. I have one that does curl the toes where you're like, holy. And then you're chasing that for a while.
[37:04]
Adam Devine
Right.
[37:04]
Anders Holm
The worst is when you're at a nice restaurant and you see the stupid expensive, like the 225 steak or whatever, the dumb prices, and you're like, I think. I think I'm gonna do it. And people are like, oh, okay. Like, it's always Chloe. And she's like, you don't have to. You can just get a regular entree. And I'm like, you don't understand.
[37:24]
Blake Anderson
If I get this one, they bring me a cool knife.
[37:26]
Anders Holm
Yeah, Yeah. I love a cool knife. I like. They bust out the. Sean.
[37:30]
Adam Devine
Yeah, give it to me, daddy.
[37:33]
Anders Holm
I like Sean knives so much. I have them. I own shut knives. I have.
[37:37]
Adam Devine
Yeah, that's a boss.
[37:39]
Anders Holm
But. And then I just had it recently. And the steak Wasn't good. And I paid like $175 for it. That's what I'm saying.
[37:48]
Blake Anderson
But when did you have a steak that was good before that?
[37:50]
Adam Devine
Yeah. What was the toe curling steak like?
[37:53]
Blake Anderson
Within a month or so.
[37:54]
Adam Devine
Did you have a last best steak?
[37:57]
Anders Holm
No, I've. I've cooled off on steaks since I. Since I stopped. I know, it's. I mean, take my man card since. No, I did stem cells, essentially. You're not supposed to have red meat, so I just sort of stopped eating steak.
[38:12]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[38:13]
Anders Holm
Specifically, I still would have cheeseburger every once in a while, but, like.
[38:15]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[38:16]
Anders Holm
Stopped eating steak.
[38:17]
Blake Anderson
Do you blow your cousin anymore?
[38:20]
Anders Holm
I stopped. I stopped.
[38:21]
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Too much protein. Yeah, no doubt.
[38:23]
Adam Devine
I gave my cousin the dirty little.
[38:26]
Blake Anderson
Secret is that all you gotta do is just dump some rock salt on that. The Himalayan, and then you're like, oh, this steak is amazing.
[38:34]
Anders Holm
Oh, it's pretty good.
[38:35]
Adam Devine
Yeah, it's all about that Himalayan Sal. It's different also.
[38:41]
Blake Anderson
Hey, Bl. You can have my man card, man.
[38:44]
Adam Devine
I like the pink salt, bro. That's the good stuff.
[38:49]
Blake Anderson
That's what Blake calls his.
[38:53]
Adam Devine
Come on to the cruise and see we're all going to sing.
[38:57]
Anders Holm
I hope. I hope the.
[38:59]
Adam Devine
Hit it.
[38:59]
Anders Holm
I hope the.
[39:01]
Blake Anderson
This guy got the handheld out. And if you watch on YouTube, you'll see what we're talking about.
[39:07]
Anders Holm
Dude. I hope the story that Ders tells is about him playing doctor with someone, like a cousin in his basement or some shit when he was a little kid, and then busts out. I gave my cousin. I gave my cousin.
[39:23]
Adam Devine
You're a disaster.
[39:25]
Blake Anderson
My guy played. I don't know if we played doctor or if it was like, husband, wife with this girl. And I was like, 4 or 5, and it was like, show me mine, I'll show you yours. Days.
[39:36]
Adam Devine
Whoa.
[39:36]
Anders Holm
Did you.
[39:37]
Adam Devine
Did. Oh, well.
[39:38]
Anders Holm
But I mean, yeah, you're like five.
[39:40]
Blake Anderson
Years old, and you're like, what? What do you got? What's. Because I got all brothers.
[39:44]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[39:44]
Anders Holm
Yeah.
[39:44]
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah.
[39:45]
Anders Holm
Okay.
[39:46]
Blake Anderson
I'm like, what's going on down there? She's like, I only have a sister. What's going on down there? I go, hey, I'm three.
[39:50]
Adam Devine
Show it.
[39:51]
Anders Holm
Is that right? And you remember this pretty vividly?
[39:54]
Blake Anderson
I remember we were standing in the basement or at the bot. At the foot of some stairs. Maybe it was on the first floor. I don't know. At the foot of the stairs. Tell more.
[40:02]
Anders Holm
Very shagadelic.
[40:03]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[40:04]
Blake Anderson
And. Yeah. And I've been just. And I've been Just chasing that. First time ever since.
[40:10]
Adam Devine
Wow. I think the first time I, I, I was in like some bushes at a basketball court.
[40:16]
Anders Holm
Oh, and you were 32.
[40:18]
Blake Anderson
Yeah. You know, the ones next to the post office in Hollywood. Sure.
[40:23]
Adam Devine
Off.
[40:24]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[40:25]
Adam Devine
That is not true.
[40:26]
Anders Holm
Yes. Points.
[40:29]
Adam Devine
Oh, I was a young man. I was a young man. Boy. A young boy.
[40:36]
Blake Anderson
Under 10? Under 8?
[40:38]
Adam Devine
I, I think so. I think I was under, under 10.
[40:42]
Anders Holm
Well, you could kind of know.
[40:44]
Adam Devine
I don't really have a timeline for it.
[40:46]
Blake Anderson
I could probably like seems like advanced because at 10, at 10, you know.
[40:50]
Anders Holm
11 year olds that are them seems a little old. 10 you might give your cousin.
[40:56]
Adam Devine
No, I didn't.
[40:57]
Anders Holm
Okay.
[40:58]
Adam Devine
Dude. I just remember it was like we were like, like shooting hoops with kids in the neighborhood. And then like we just.
[41:03]
Anders Holm
You're like pull out that sweaty.
[41:05]
Blake Anderson
Come here. And just for the record, I was supposed to marry this girl when we were five. So like.
[41:12]
Adam Devine
Okay. It's science.
[41:13]
Anders Holm
So that's, that checks out.
[41:14]
Blake Anderson
It wasn't like some rando at my high school like you.
[41:18]
Anders Holm
It wasn't random. I know. I know her.
[41:20]
Blake Anderson
Are you, you walk past me in the hallway. You want to suck my.
[41:23]
Anders Holm
What? It wasn't that far off.
[41:27]
Blake Anderson
I don't, I don't know if I've ever heard anyone just say that out loud like that, but that's crazy.
[41:30]
Anders Holm
It wasn't that far. She wasn't Randall, though. I did know her. But it was, There was no, we didn't have like. Yeah, I wasn't like into her or she wasn't into me. It was just like a friend going, hey, do you want your dick sucked right now? And I'm like, no. Oh, hello.
[41:51]
Adam Devine
Camera show.
[41:53]
Anders Holm
I was like, you're punky. I just, I just turned up the Nelly really loud so the party couldn't hear.
[41:59]
Adam Devine
Hot shit.
[42:02]
Anders Holm
It's going down, down, baby.
[42:05]
Adam Devine
What's that noise? It sounds like someone's moving a heavy dresser.
[42:09]
Blake Anderson
It's.
[42:10]
Anders Holm
What are those hoof prints on the, on the roof is a reindeer.
[42:17]
Adam Devine
What the hell? My dad's truck alarm is going.
[42:20]
Blake Anderson
I do love the. If someone can. If someone out there listening can, can write. Twas the night before Christmas. But it's Adam's blowjob story. Like, she went to the window and threw up the sash. She jumped out of the. Onto the roof and away she dashed.
[42:39]
Anders Holm
Clip, clop, clip, clop. And the sounds of trucks that have been smashed.
[42:45]
Blake Anderson
She juggled his testicles like sugar plums dancing. Somebody. Some creative soul out there.
[42:51]
Adam Devine
I gave my cousin head oh, boy.
[42:54]
Anders Holm
So what were you saying, Blake? So you were in a bush. You weren't 32, allegedly.
[43:00]
Adam Devine
No, I was. I was a young man.
[43:02]
Anders Holm
A young boy man.
[43:04]
Adam Devine
Why do I keep saying that?
[43:05]
Anders Holm
I don't know.
[43:06]
Blake Anderson
Dude. Shut the up.
[43:07]
Adam Devine
I was a young boy. I was a young boy.
[43:10]
Blake Anderson
A squire.
[43:11]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[43:12]
Anders Holm
So you were a young boy. You were maybe 10, maybe 12, maybe three.
[43:17]
Adam Devine
I think I was younger than 10.
[43:19]
Anders Holm
Okay.
[43:19]
Adam Devine
I wasn't 12.
[43:20]
Blake Anderson
You got it.
[43:20]
Anders Holm
Okay, so.
[43:21]
Adam Devine
But you were.
[43:21]
Anders Holm
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to. I think I was pretty old.
[43:24]
Adam Devine
Yeah. I don't think I was even.
[43:25]
Blake Anderson
You're risking, like, her having, like, hair on her coochie. And you.
[43:28]
Anders Holm
Not, by the way, you have kids that are over 10.
[43:32]
Adam Devine
Yeah, I'm like. I'm putting myself.
[43:34]
Anders Holm
You know how old your kids are at 10, so you got to go.
[43:37]
Adam Devine
It's a weird sentence to say, but I'm like, putting. I'm putting myself in their shoes right now. And it was definitely a younger. A younger me.
[43:44]
Anders Holm
Younger than not. Yeah, yeah. This seems like a five year old thing to do.
[43:48]
Adam Devine
I think it was around that.
[43:50]
Anders Holm
Five, Six.
[43:51]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[43:51]
Blake Anderson
Wait, so let me get this straight. You were playing basketball, then you put your feet in some little kids shoes, and you went over to a place.
[43:57]
Adam Devine
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. And you're misquoting me. You're misquoting.
[44:00]
Blake Anderson
Okay.
[44:00]
Adam Devine
I feel like the ball, like, maybe it was an airball. The ball rolled into the bushes, and then, like, you know, the rest was.
[44:07]
Blake Anderson
This sounds like the beginning of a porno where it's like you're just hooping the guys, and then the ball rolls into some bushes and there's a chick there who's like. Like, hey, show me your little dick, dude.
[44:17]
Adam Devine
Oh, me.
[44:17]
Anders Holm
So it's a girl. So it's. It is a girl, right?
[44:20]
Blake Anderson
Oh, my God.
[44:20]
Anders Holm
You haven't even gotten to that part?
[44:21]
Adam Devine
I think so.
[44:23]
Anders Holm
Oh, my God.
[44:27]
Blake Anderson
You get. You just showed each other. You showed each other butts. He's like, don't.
[44:31]
Adam Devine
For sure.
[44:31]
Blake Anderson
If you don't look at me and don't look at me, I'll show you.
[44:34]
Adam Devine
My, like, butthole looking.
[44:36]
Anders Holm
So did you see, like, her vagina or what? I don't even understand. You can't remember if it's a guy or a girl? Like, this story is.
[44:47]
Adam Devine
I think it might have been a dude.
[44:50]
Anders Holm
All right. Okay.
[44:50]
Blake Anderson
Okay.
[44:51]
Anders Holm
That checks out.
[44:54]
Blake Anderson
It is very confusing, though, when, like, you. You see something that young and you're like, all right, so the vagina is right in the front it's right there. And then you get older and you're like fooling around and you're like, where is this? You're like, where's that goddamn vagina?
[45:07]
Adam Devine
Where the hell is this thing?
[45:08]
Anders Holm
The first time I. I gave a girl, I figured a girl. First time I blasted first finger to girl. My mother in law is right in the kitchen, by the way. I was in a play dasium.
[45:23]
Blake Anderson
Hey, that. This pay for that kitchen. Go ahead.
[45:25]
Adam Devine
Yeah, come on now. Play on.
[45:27]
Anders Holm
And I was in a play dasium and I didn't know to insert. I just thought you sort of just tapped on the outside.
[45:33]
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah, that works.
[45:34]
Anders Holm
So, yeah, I didn't know.
[45:35]
Adam Devine
You're kind of just smacking it.
[45:36]
Blake Anderson
They're not that mad at that. Yeah, yeah, we know. We know.
[45:39]
Anders Holm
She was. She was just sort of like, you could stop now. I'm like, all right. And I. Success.
[45:45]
Blake Anderson
I thought you were gonna say butthole.
[45:46]
Adam Devine
I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go get some more birthday cake. Yeah.
[45:50]
Blake Anderson
Yes, sir.
[45:51]
Anders Holm
So.
[45:52]
Blake Anderson
So, Blake, is that all for you Housekeeping or.
[45:54]
Adam Devine
No, I think that. And that wraps up the housekeeping. Now let's get to the pod.
[45:59]
Anders Holm
I never had a. A sort of doctor moment. I never know. Whenever I did have my mom's friend's older daughter and her older friends who are five years older than me, I want to say sure. Held me down and took my clothes off.
[46:17]
Adam Devine
What?
[46:17]
Anders Holm
Yeah.
[46:18]
Adam Devine
Way. Had it so good way.
[46:22]
Anders Holm
And I.
[46:22]
Adam Devine
This is.
[46:23]
Anders Holm
Yeah.
[46:24]
Adam Devine
And this is important.
[46:26]
Anders Holm
And then they laughed and ran away. They were probably 10. I was probably five or maybe that shit's important.
[46:33]
Blake Anderson
You guys, Adam's crying. If you're listening and you know.
[46:35]
Anders Holm
Need another four inches.
[46:37]
Adam Devine
Yeah, this is triggering.
[46:39]
Anders Holm
Yeah. And then I remember being pretty bummed about that.
[46:41]
Blake Anderson
So sorry. You were held down. You were how old?
[46:44]
Anders Holm
I think I was five or six.
[46:45]
Blake Anderson
Okay. These girls are 10 or more.
[46:48]
Anders Holm
Yeah, nine or 10. Yeah.
[46:49]
Blake Anderson
And they strip you butt naked and hold you down.
[46:52]
Anders Holm
They got me to my underwear and they held me down.
[46:55]
Blake Anderson
And so that was it. That was it. Yeah.
[46:57]
Anders Holm
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the end, but pretty traumatic. And I didn't even. Dude, I didn't even get to see nothing. It was just sort of. It was kind of sucked for me. Yeah.
[47:05]
Blake Anderson
Right.
[47:06]
Adam Devine
Just them a viewing and have you been.
[47:09]
Blake Anderson
Have you been chasing the adrenaline of that moment ever since?
[47:14]
Anders Holm
This seems like that's why I was like, that's. I told her to jump out the window. I'm like, now jump out the window. You should jump out the window. That'd be so tight.
[47:21]
Blake Anderson
Oh God.
[47:22]
Adam Devine
Tie me down. Tie me down.
[47:24]
Blake Anderson
Hey, stop. Stop sucking my dick. What? Stop. Jump out the window, I guess.
[47:37]
Anders Holm
Hey, this is Adam Devine, Blake Anderson.
[47:39]
Blake Anderson
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[48:00]
Adam Devine
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[48:19]
Anders Holm
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[48:37]
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[49:00]
Adam Devine
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[49:08]
Anders Holm
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[49:35]
Blake Anderson
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[49:58]
Adam Devine
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[51:23]
Blake Anderson
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[51:28]
Adam Devine
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[51:28]
Blake Anderson
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[51:46]
Anders Holm
I know I'm going out on a limb here, but summer concerts are the best.
[51:52]
Adam Devine
He's right.
[51:53]
Anders Holm
You get to soak up the heat and hear some of your favorite artists jam out. My favorite concert I've been to recently was Blink 182 and I'll never forget it. I'll admit that the nostalgic energy was really hitting with that one. And going to the show with the boys is the best part. We really know how to have a great time together. Isn't that right?
[52:12]
Adam Devine
That's right, Adam. We really do.
[52:15]
Anders Holm
We.
[52:15]
Adam Devine
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[52:35]
Anders Holm
So speaking of jumping out the window.
[52:38]
Blake Anderson
I don't like you guys telling me.
[52:39]
Anders Holm
To show my tits, dude. So we were we. And I say we. I was dogging on buzz balls last week and I was firing, firing on buzzball because I, I thought, I thought they did my boy Blake a little dirty. I'll admit that. That's what I thought.
[52:56]
Blake Anderson
And you're vocal. You're a vocal guy.
[52:58]
Adam Devine
You're a. You're a dog. Off the leash.
[53:00]
Anders Holm
And I stand by that. And I stand by that. They reached out with a very strongly worded email that Isaac actually hyped up the email a little bit more than I thought that it was. He was like, oh, they came in real hot and I'm like, oh, is it like cease and desist? And then it's like kind of nice and polite for the most part.
[53:20]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[53:21]
Blake Anderson
It seemed like heartbroken and yet defensive.
[53:24]
Anders Holm
Yeah, they were a little defensive. It's. Yeah, it's like, it's like a bad breakup. Well, they realize, oh, I didn't know we were on bad terms. It's like, you knew we were. You knew.
[53:33]
Adam Devine
Oh my God.
[53:33]
Blake Anderson
Also, like, get a life, guys.
[53:36]
Adam Devine
What?
[53:37]
Blake Anderson
You don't need to write this dumbass email.
[53:39]
Adam Devine
Yeah, dude, they're bummed.
[53:42]
Anders Holm
We're. They're saying we're hurting their brand and I. And by the way, I am. Because it's a garbage and it should be damaged.
[53:51]
Adam Devine
Fucking thing sucks. Stop, dude, stop. What are you doing? These are my friends.
[53:56]
Anders Holm
So Blake, it says in here. And this is, this is why I have even more of a problem with them.
[54:00]
Adam Devine
Okay, come on, leave them alone.
[54:03]
Anders Holm
So this is why. So essentially they're saying that Blake said stuff that he didn't say.
[54:08]
Adam Devine
He.
[54:09]
Anders Holm
They're saying that Blake has mentioned. Firstly, Blake has mentioned that he hasn't received his full agreed upon compensation from his contract.
[54:16]
Adam Devine
Allegedly.
[54:17]
Blake Anderson
That's what I'll say. I know. Well, I know that Blake has said. Yeah, they fume you through a few bucks, which is inaccurate.
[54:24]
Adam Devine
Yeah. No, because now we know the real figure. All the business I have ever done with Buzzball and I hope to continue doing business with them. It's been, it's been lovely. Yeah, they. They brought me on to do the commercial.
[54:37]
Anders Holm
They paid.
[54:38]
Adam Devine
And by the way, I was paid for my services.
[54:40]
Anders Holm
You were, you were. But they're saying that you said that you haven't received your full upon compensation. And I want to. Yeah. So that's not true. You did not say that.
[54:49]
Blake Anderson
I think he said, I got a.
[54:50]
Adam Devine
Few thousand bucks, some housekeeping here.
[54:52]
Anders Holm
It's more than that, but it's not a lot of money for what I think you deserve.
[54:56]
Adam Devine
Okay.
[54:57]
Anders Holm
I think you. I think we need to 10x this number. And I don't think that's an exaggeration. I think it should have been 10x. But that's just me being an advocate for my boy. That being said, you. This was agreed upon number that you guys agreed upon it. That's. That's Fine. Isaac. This is kind of maybe his fault that he allowed to agree upon this very, very, very, in my eyes, bad deal that was bad for Blake and in turn caused all this drama.
[55:30]
Adam Devine
Cause any drama, and then you're the.
[55:32]
Anders Holm
One causing the drama, then they go secondly. And then it's. You know, it talks about how much we got paid. So now we know the exact number.
[55:39]
Blake Anderson
It's like, like five paragraphs long, dude.
[55:41]
Anders Holm
Yeah, it's a long. It's a long. It's like. I mean, did you. I've never written an email this long, maybe ever. Is she using chat gbt? Because the comments are all in the right places. It's very. It's very.
[55:53]
Adam Devine
I don't think anybody really writes anything because if you.
[55:55]
Anders Holm
I'll say. If you.
[55:57]
Blake Anderson
Go ahead.
[55:57]
Anders Holm
I'm gonna say if you work for Buzzball, you don't write long emails. Okay? You're all. You're too busy buzzing off.
[56:04]
Adam Devine
You got a ball. You got a ball in here.
[56:06]
Anders Holm
You got a ball. You got a ball. Ball to drop.
[56:08]
Blake Anderson
It is. It is wild. Also, by the way, this is a comedy podcast, okay?
[56:14]
Adam Devine
Oh, okay.
[56:15]
Anders Holm
All right.
[56:15]
Adam Devine
Taking a stand.
[56:16]
Blake Anderson
This is what we're doing.
[56:17]
Anders Holm
We're talking a nightmare.
[56:19]
Blake Anderson
We're talking about buzz balls. We're on a deal.
[56:21]
Adam Devine
Josh.
[56:22]
Anders Holm
It's fine.
[56:23]
Blake Anderson
What are you guys doing? And. And if they want to roll like this, guess what? We'll see you in court.
[56:28]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[56:30]
Anders Holm
Hey, slide into Blake's DMs, because Blake will see you in court.
[56:33]
Adam Devine
What the hell? Now I'm. I'm understanding.
[56:35]
Blake Anderson
And who did this? Who did this message go to?
[56:38]
Anders Holm
I think to Isaac. What is. What is you better Law, you're up.
[56:41]
Blake Anderson
How about you just. You better. Blake's dm.
[56:43]
Anders Holm
Better.
[56:45]
Adam Devine
I haven't listened back to the episode. Something tells me you probably, Adam, were like, we don't with Buzzballs. Stop buying buzz balls. Like, ban. Buzz ball.
[56:54]
Blake Anderson
What tells you that?
[56:54]
Anders Holm
I didn't. I did not say that. I did definitely didn't say ban.
[56:57]
Adam Devine
I encourage everyone to go out and buy a Buzzball.
[57:01]
Anders Holm
I think if you have bad taste, buzz buddies. If you have bad taste, go and buy a buzz ball. That's what I say.
[57:08]
Adam Devine
Stop.
[57:09]
Anders Holm
Don't support Blake Anderson.
[57:10]
Adam Devine
No.
[57:11]
Anders Holm
Then we're a brotherhood bus.
[57:13]
Blake Anderson
And also, Blake, the deal's up. Like, the deals. Are you trying to get another one? And by the way, don't. Don't email Isaac. Slide in Blake's DMs, because they were like, you let. You sent us a message, and we left you on red. And they, like, apologized about that, and I'm like, so obviously just, like, right back and go, hey, sorry, listen to the podcast. Pretty funny. But do want to check in and make sure you're happy with your deal?
[57:37]
Adam Devine
Because, like, right.
[57:38]
Blake Anderson
You obviously need to get it. And by the way, we'll see you in court.
[57:42]
Anders Holm
No, sir, I don't like it.
[57:45]
Blake Anderson
We will see you in court.
[57:47]
Anders Holm
So. Okay, so then secondly, it says we are. It is disappointing that Adam honed in on the. On. On the narrative that Blake was not paid enough for his partnership. Yeah, yeah, I'm honed in on it because I don't think he was paid enough. Now. It is a little bit more than I thought he was paid. It is a little bit more, but thank you. But not by much and definitely not. What?
[58:07]
Adam Devine
And Isaac, stop sending Adam my bank statements. Brother, what are you doing?
[58:11]
Blake Anderson
It is wild.
[58:12]
Adam Devine
Come on. This is crazy.
[58:14]
Blake Anderson
And I feel like behavior. Zero mention of me. Mostly because I don't get into it. Well, guess what? I'll be getting into it. Okay.
[58:23]
Adam Devine
No. Call off your dog, Adam, please.
[58:25]
Anders Holm
They say that they're. They. They're very happy. And we hope that this is an Adam rogue feeling. Turns out it's Adam and Anders. It's not just. No, oh, I am in Adam feeling now.
[58:37]
Blake Anderson
It is now.
[58:38]
Anders Holm
Now you are. Yes. So. So actually, you know what? I think I, I. I think it was a misunderstanding. As much as I'm shitting on buzzball, it's a little bit of a misunderstanding. Blake never had any ill will. It was always me because I thought he was underpaid. I thought he shouldn't have been doing these commercials. And the amount of work and sweat equity he was putting into the company.
[59:01]
Adam Devine
Isaac doesn't even know what those words.
[59:02]
Anders Holm
Mean above and beyond what the amount that he was paid to do. So that's. That's why I was a little frustrated. And then when we were on the road and we had asked for buzz balls, we weren't getting them on time.
[59:15]
Adam Devine
We were.
[59:15]
Anders Holm
Logistical issues.
[59:16]
Adam Devine
We got tons of buzz balls.
[59:18]
Anders Holm
Not towards the end of the tour, if you remember. They slowed down.
[59:23]
Adam Devine
That's because some cities weren't carrying buzz balls yet. We got, you know, freaking buzz buddies. Hashtag buzz buddies.
[59:31]
Blake Anderson
Not buzz ballers or.
[59:33]
Adam Devine
But brothers in buzz something.
[59:35]
Blake Anderson
I'm just trying to get the entire name of the product in there.
[59:38]
Adam Devine
I just need. I need a. I need a movement. I need TII Nation to pull up. Show your buzzball.
[59:44]
Anders Holm
You're not getting paid for this. In fact, you Weren't even really getting paid before. After taxes and everything comes out of that. You can't even buy a. Like a. I mean, you. You're looking to get a good car wash. You lose. You're looking to get like a.
[60:01]
Blake Anderson
Buy an entire car.
[60:02]
Anders Holm
Like, like. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about getting a nice, nice.
[60:06]
Adam Devine
Car wash. How much is a nice car wash?
[60:09]
Anders Holm
Just about as much as you got paid after taxes and paying all your people.
[60:12]
Adam Devine
I go to the self serve car wash. Where you like, put the quarters in. I clean my shit really nice.
[60:18]
Anders Holm
Okay. I'm just saying that's the way to go.
[60:21]
Adam Devine
That's the way to do it. They pay me a car wash fee.
[60:24]
Anders Holm
They got. They gave you a car wash fee? In my eyes. In my eye.
[60:27]
Blake Anderson
What? What, what's the number? Can we try and do this? It might not be easy, but Adam and Blake, for the work done, I want you guys at the exact same time to say the number you think they should have been paid. And I say they because I don't know what's going on.
[60:48]
Anders Holm
I would go a little higher, right? I'm going to go a little lower than I think I would want the deal to land. But the. But I think a fair deal would be three.
[61:01]
Blake Anderson
Three, two, one.
[61:04]
Adam Devine
Free buzz.
[61:04]
Anders Holm
$750,000.
[61:06]
Adam Devine
What the hell?
[61:07]
Blake Anderson
Freeze. But he said free buzz balls. You said free buzz balls?
[61:11]
Adam Devine
Yeah. Pay me in balls.
[61:13]
Anders Holm
Well, Blake, with $750,000, you then could just buy a car wash. All the buzzball, as many buzz balls as you could ever want, and the car wash or no donkey.
[61:24]
Adam Devine
That's true.
[61:24]
Anders Holm
Well, you're getting more than the car wash. Yeah, that's a.
[61:27]
Adam Devine
That's a. You know what? That's a hard bargain. It was kind of like a homie deal. It was like me and buzzballs.
[61:33]
Anders Holm
But by the way, you don't know these people. You said a homie deal, like you know who they are.
[61:38]
Adam Devine
I did. I think they know there's new people working there. But I have a relationship with the.
[61:43]
Anders Holm
Baseball homies just through DMs. Dude, you can't just DM a company and then they DM you back and you act like you know the owner.
[61:49]
Blake Anderson
Then you're home.
[61:50]
Anders Holm
If it was a friend of yours. If Atiba started buzzballs, then yeah, give a teaba the homie deal, right? And in fact, I hope Atiba would give you a homie deal and pay you well, okay? Because he knows you're gonna go out there and actually support the brand where the shield sweater shield. So that's. That. That was my little house. And by the way, Isaac told. Isaac told us maybe don't talk about this on the podcast, but here we are, and we'll see you in court. You know.
[62:19]
Blake Anderson
No, we can finish this conversation in court.
[62:23]
Adam Devine
All right. My lips are sealed.
[62:25]
Blake Anderson
Take back sir accusations.
[62:31]
Adam Devine
I mean, I. I would love to double down. I stand for my. My buzz. My buzz brotherhood. I love buzz balls. They've treated me just fine. If I could maybe get one of those lonzo ball balls, that would make everything right.
[62:46]
Anders Holm
Okay. They did a lot by absolutely ignoring your podcast. When you reached out several times, they never. They didn't get back to you, yada, yada. But, yeah.
[62:57]
Blake Anderson
Can I just say something out loud about Buzz? Hey, Buzz balls.
[62:59]
Adam Devine
Come on.
[63:01]
Blake Anderson
You're doing Alonzo. Ball Ball. What? What? Genius put that together.
[63:07]
Adam Devine
Stop. Leave them alone. Dude, they're.
[63:10]
Anders Holm
Leave them alone.
[63:11]
Adam Devine
Leave them alone. What are you guys doing?
[63:13]
Blake Anderson
Goodbye. I'm just mad that I mentioned my email.
[63:16]
Anders Holm
Yeah, I know. And, in fact, I think the lonzo ball ball is kind of tight.
[63:20]
Adam Devine
It's really tight.
[63:21]
Anders Holm
Yeah, that's really tight.
[63:24]
Blake Anderson
Come on.
[63:25]
Anders Holm
It's. It's what it tastes like to me. And that's. That's the. That's. That's what I don't like.
[63:30]
Blake Anderson
Tastes like Lonzo ball.
[63:31]
Adam Devine
I had buzz balls yesterday at the rent fair. It was. It was fantastic.
[63:34]
Anders Holm
Oh, yeah. Talk a little bit about this rent fair.
[63:36]
Blake Anderson
How was it?
[63:37]
Adam Devine
I mean, it was perfect.
[63:38]
Blake Anderson
Is this the pleasure fair?
[63:39]
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah, Lots of pleasure. Lots of pleasure.
[63:42]
Blake Anderson
My kids went. My kids went last weekend.
[63:44]
Adam Devine
Oh, did they love it?
[63:46]
Blake Anderson
They got lost. They got lost for an hour and, like, became men.
[63:50]
Adam Devine
Oh, wow.
[63:52]
Anders Holm
Okay.
[63:53]
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah.
[63:53]
Anders Holm
Got a sword fight.
[63:54]
Adam Devine
Okay. That's actually kind of scary.
[63:57]
Blake Anderson
Like.
[63:57]
Anders Holm
Yeah, I feel like this is kind of a scary place to get lost. There's just, like, fire breathers and, like.
[64:01]
Adam Devine
Yeah, that's super scary.
[64:03]
Anders Holm
Yeah. Maidens with some big jugs.
[64:05]
Blake Anderson
Maybe I didn't go. Maybe it was. Maybe they were supposed to go, and then the kids. Who. They were. Yeah, I don't know if they did go. The kids who they were supposed to go with got lost. I can't remember. I've been all over the place lately. They were supposed to go. They went. Maybe they did go.
[64:21]
Anders Holm
All right, all right. Well, who knows?
[64:25]
Adam Devine
Well, talk to your. Talk to your family tonight and find.
[64:28]
Blake Anderson
Out which one's the middle.
[64:30]
Adam Devine
You gotta go to the. You got to show up at the dinner table. Come on, bud. You got to. Got to Talk to your fans.
[64:36]
Anders Holm
What is your favorite part? I've never been to a Ren Fair. It doesn't. I'm sure I would like it. I'm sure, because I usually like a spectacle or, like, performance, but it does seem a little crusty for me.
[64:51]
Adam Devine
Okay.
[64:51]
Anders Holm
And it does seem like maybe there's smells.
[64:55]
Blake Anderson
Is there a VIP area for Adam or.
[64:57]
Anders Holm
No, no, no. It's not about vip. It's about.
[65:00]
Blake Anderson
But you know, what? Would it hurt?
[65:02]
Anders Holm
It's about the smells of. Of people dressed in, like, old timey leathers and stuff, bro.
[65:08]
Adam Devine
I. I walked by this dude in a wizard hat. I looked at his face. It was fucking Dave Grohl. He was there. Just posted like.
[65:16]
Anders Holm
Did you say, what's up?
[65:17]
Adam Devine
I didn't say what's up. I was too scared.
[65:19]
Anders Holm
Why?
[65:19]
Adam Devine
Because maybe he didn't want to be noticed or something.
[65:22]
Blake Anderson
He's Dave Kroll. If he leaves the house, he's like, I can't wait to go get noticed out there.
[65:27]
Adam Devine
Well, it was. It was. It was wild.
[65:30]
Blake Anderson
Isn't that the case if you go somewhere and you're that famous, you're going to go get.
[65:35]
Anders Holm
You're gonna be noticed?
[65:36]
Adam Devine
Yeah. But maybe the Ren fair is the only, you know, place to get away.
[65:40]
Anders Holm
His only escape.
[65:41]
Adam Devine
Yeah. No, no, no.
[65:43]
Blake Anderson
I don't think so. Have you saw his face? He.
[65:46]
Adam Devine
No.
[65:48]
Anders Holm
Dave rolls a very nice guy. He's a cool guy. I.
[65:51]
Blake Anderson
Seems awesome.
[65:51]
Anders Holm
Yeah. I've met him. He's cool. He's fun.
[65:54]
Adam Devine
Yeah. Well, it was a blast. I. I would. I would love for you guys to come to the Red fair with me. I think we would have.
[65:59]
Anders Holm
Well, yeah. All you got to do is invite me, dude. I feel like I'm throwing out invites all the time. I'm always.
[66:04]
Blake Anderson
You know how that works, right?
[66:05]
Adam Devine
Fair enough.
[66:05]
Anders Holm
I'm always hitting up Blake, saying, what are you. What are you doing? I do. We went to a turnstile show this week.
[66:11]
Adam Devine
We did?
[66:11]
Anders Holm
Yeah. And. And I was basically begging Blake if I could roll with. He was like, yeah, we might roll out. And I'm like, is it. Could I roll?
[66:22]
Blake Anderson
Punk rock getting radical.
[66:23]
Adam Devine
This is not true. This is not true.
[66:26]
Anders Holm
And he's like, yeah. And then he. He doesn't say yes. He just says, all the people that are going.
[66:30]
Adam Devine
And I'm like, that is not true. You were like, because there was a basketball game. You're like, you want to watch a basketball game tonight? I'm like, going to the turnstile show. And you're like, and by the way.
[66:39]
Anders Holm
You didn't invite me. You didn't invite me in that moment. Well, you said, I'm going to the turnstile show. I'm like.
[66:46]
Adam Devine
And you're. You responded with like, bummer. I don't feel like I can because my back hurts.
[66:51]
Anders Holm
That is true. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[66:52]
Adam Devine
And then the rest of the day went on, and I'm like, here's where I'm watching the basketball game. Come join me. And then you rallied and went to the show like a freaking gangster.
[67:02]
Anders Holm
Yeah, you're right. That is kind of what happened. Yeah. I was trying to paint you in a bad light, but as a villain. As a villain. Yeah. Yeah, not that really.
[67:10]
Blake Anderson
Kind of intense and then not.
[67:12]
Anders Holm
Yeah, well, because I thought I. Yeah, I was kind of. I was. Yes, you're right.
[67:16]
Adam Devine
A little dramatic. That's not very cat dad.
[67:18]
Blake Anderson
Guys, listen. This is what it's like being a friend of Adam's. She's like, wait a second. What? You didn't. And then. Well, okay.
[67:24]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[67:24]
Blake Anderson
No, you did. Okay. Yeah. And it was fun.
[67:25]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[67:26]
Blake Anderson
And thank you.
[67:26]
Adam Devine
Thank you.
[67:27]
Blake Anderson
Did I say thank you?
[67:29]
Anders Holm
Okie dokie.
[67:30]
Adam Devine
That's hard, man.
[67:31]
Anders Holm
Yeah.
[67:31]
Adam Devine
Dude, I try my best to be your best friend, my little bipolar bear, but Turnstile.
[67:40]
Anders Holm
I sick my cousin.
[67:42]
Blake Anderson
How was the show? Where was the show?
[67:43]
Adam Devine
It was great.
[67:44]
Anders Holm
It was at the Ukrainian Cultural center, which was hilarious. It was just this big ass room.
[67:53]
Adam Devine
Like a gymnasium.
[67:54]
Anders Holm
Yeah. It sort of felt like a sick gymnasium.
[67:56]
Blake Anderson
Where is that?
[67:57]
Anders Holm
East Hollywood.
[67:58]
Adam Devine
Yeah. E. Ho.
[67:59]
Anders Holm
And it was. It was sick. A Tebow really hooked it up.
[68:03]
Blake Anderson
Where's East Hollywood?
[68:05]
Anders Holm
East of Hollywood.
[68:06]
Adam Devine
East Hollywood.
[68:07]
Blake Anderson
Is this like Gower? Is that on Gower? Yeah, yeah, the Ukrainian.
[68:11]
Anders Holm
Yeah, a little east of that. Yeah. It might have been right on Gower. In fact.
[68:16]
Blake Anderson
Yes.
[68:17]
Adam Devine
It was by a college. We parked at a college.
[68:20]
Anders Holm
Yes.
[68:20]
Adam Devine
What the. What the.
[68:23]
Anders Holm
Yeah, so. And the show was absolutely sick. Blake's girl's friend who was with us, who was the homie, he was great guy. He bought a lot of Modelos for the crew. He kept buying buckets of Modelos. And I saw him just like, sweaty kids who, like, look exhausted. He would just hand them a Modelo and change their life. I'm like, this guy's a freaking Peter. Like, he's just a gift giver.
[68:49]
Blake Anderson
Like, this guy works for Modelo.
[68:51]
Anders Holm
No, he doesn't.
[68:53]
Blake Anderson
He's a guerrilla marketer. Weirdly, he got you, Adam.
[68:57]
Anders Holm
Yeah, Adam.
[68:58]
Blake Anderson
Do you even know how the fucking world works? There's puppeteers pulling the strings, bud.
[69:03]
Anders Holm
So he was just the man, and then and then he's like, okay, I'm gonna go to the pit. And you're like, all right. And the pits up there, and it's rowdy, but, you know.
[69:12]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[69:12]
Anders Holm
If you could handle yourself. He wasn't like a frail little guy or anything. I think he can probably handle himself.
[69:17]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[69:18]
Anders Holm
The next time I saw him, he was covered in blood, soaking. Soaking wet. This is the way. He had a gash in his head. His nose was all up.
[69:29]
Adam Devine
He was a mess.
[69:30]
Anders Holm
Yeah, his lip was busted open.
[69:32]
Adam Devine
But I, I. I think he wanted that for himself. He was, like, putting that into existence, I think, you know, he, like a suit and tie job.
[69:39]
Anders Holm
Yeah. He was telling me, like, he's a. He's like a business guy. He's like a business manager, a financial advisor or something.
[69:46]
Adam Devine
I think he. I think he was going there to let the wheels come off a little bit.
[69:50]
Anders Holm
Well, good for him. The wheels are off. I mean, that's kind of fun because then you get to go back to your financial job and you get to be like, what?
[69:57]
Blake Anderson
It's like. It's like Adam doesn't even understand guerrilla marketing. Like. Like, he obviously works for Clorox or some sort of cleaning company. And you. He was like, I just want to party. All the blood on my shirt. Don't worry, man. I'm going home. I'm gonna tie this out. Like, we're good.
[70:12]
Adam Devine
You wanted to go stick?
[70:14]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[70:14]
Adam Devine
You want to tie.
[70:14]
Blake Anderson
This is a gorilla marketer, Adam. It's crazy to me that you can't.
[70:18]
Anders Holm
You work your business. That's actually wild that I wasn't able to put that together.
[70:22]
Adam Devine
That is crazy.
[70:23]
Anders Holm
But the show was. The show was unreal, dude. The show was real. Was pretty great.
[70:28]
Adam Devine
It was. I'm very excited for their new album to come out. It's gonna be. It's gonna be a good end.
[70:32]
Anders Holm
Me too. There's. They're special. It was cool. It was cool seeing. It was cool seeing everyone that we rolled with, because I don't get to see a lot of those guys that often. It was cool seeing Turnstile. I was able to. There was no place to sit. I was very worried about it.
[70:45]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[70:45]
Blake Anderson
So this is a standing room only.
[70:47]
Anders Holm
Yeah. My back was up, and I was like, oh, dude. Like, the night before, I stood in line for 50 minutes out of LA trying to get my car, and I had to go home and lay on the floor afterwards. I was like, fucked up.
[71:01]
Adam Devine
And so does that get you, right, laying on the floor?
[71:04]
Anders Holm
Yeah, laying on the floor helps. So then I'm like. The next day, I'm like. My back is still fudgeing tweaked, but that concert. I really want to go. And then Blake didn't invite me, but then he did, and sort of. Sort of. Did I sort of just tag along?
[71:20]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[71:20]
Adam Devine
Yeah, that was cool.
[71:21]
Blake Anderson
You're here.
[71:22]
Adam Devine
Glad you came.
[71:22]
Anders Holm
See, now it's. See, now the truth comes out. He didn't invite me. I did just show up to watch basketball, and then I just sort of came to the show.
[71:30]
Adam Devine
Kind of shoehorned yourself in. Yeah, it's like. Yeah, yeah. I did have a plus two, though, so I really. I could have got you in. Okay.
[71:39]
Blake Anderson
Who was your plus one? Girl?
[71:41]
Adam Devine
Samantha.
[71:42]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[71:43]
Anders Holm
Okay. But then I just got in, so.
[71:47]
Adam Devine
You did. Yeah, you did.
[71:49]
Anders Holm
Yeah.
[71:49]
Adam Devine
So everybody's happy.
[71:50]
Anders Holm
Yeah, but you could have invited. You could have invited me, and I'll.
[71:55]
Adam Devine
Invite you guys to the Ren Fair. I'll invite you.
[71:57]
Anders Holm
You could have. See, this is what I was saying. I knew he didn't actually invite. You could have just invited me. But, dude, I'm. I'm a famous friend, so I could just go, and they'll just let me in. But I understand if you're just inviting like an old homie. It'll be harder because you got to get them on the list. But with me or for Ders, you could just invite us places. We'll find our way in.
[72:18]
Adam Devine
It's not like that.
[72:19]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I just pull out the IMDb on the. The phone, and it's a rap, bro.
[72:23]
Adam Devine
Dude.
[72:24]
Anders Holm
Well, this is very much a workaholics crowd.
[72:27]
Blake Anderson
Yeah, they're foot dads.
[72:29]
Adam Devine
I. I don't. I don't think to invite you because you're not always local. You know what I mean? That's it.
[72:34]
Anders Holm
Dude, I texted you. I texted you, and then I went and hung out with you.
[72:39]
Adam Devine
Right. Right. There is that. There is that. And I probably should have been like, oh, you come out tonight.
[72:46]
Anders Holm
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
[72:47]
Adam Devine
My bad.
[72:48]
Anders Holm
It's okay.
[72:48]
Adam Devine
My bad.
[72:49]
Anders Holm
It's okay.
[72:49]
Adam Devine
My bad.
[72:50]
Anders Holm
I understand that it was. It was very much like, all the guys with their girls, and I was, like, the odd duck out.
[72:56]
Blake Anderson
But, yeah. What we're just realizing is Adam's needy and Blake step up. Okay.
[73:02]
Anders Holm
Yeah, you're an. But we had a great time fulfilled.
[73:06]
Adam Devine
And I gave my cousin.
[73:07]
Anders Holm
I gave my cousin. Right.
[73:12]
Blake Anderson
Do you want to take back that? You took him, Blake, or. Or did you even take him or did he take himself?
[73:16]
Anders Holm
Well, technically, I took him, and then I gave you Guys a ride home too.
[73:21]
Adam Devine
It was really kind of him.
[73:24]
Anders Holm
Good guy.
[73:25]
Adam Devine
It was really kind of you.
[73:26]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[73:27]
Adam Devine
I just wish you could be nicer to buzz balls. But aside from that, you're pretty good friend.
[73:31]
Anders Holm
Well, if they were better to you, I would be better to them.
[73:34]
Blake Anderson
He's defending your honor.
[73:36]
Anders Holm
Dude. This is like a. This is like an ex who was nasty to you who never treated you right, and you're. You're like trying to get back to her because you liked her.
[73:46]
Blake Anderson
It was like the first one, right?
[73:48]
Adam Devine
Right?
[73:49]
Anders Holm
Yeah. Yeah. It's like. Yeah, exactly.
[73:51]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[73:51]
Anders Holm
Co curler.
[73:52]
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
[73:53]
Anders Holm
So any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?
[73:58]
Blake Anderson
I got nothing.
[74:01]
Adam Devine
I've just like to uplift buzz balls Again, I get no harm, no foul. Sorry about Adam.
[74:07]
Blake Anderson
So, yeah, and like, and. And in court, when we're not litigating your asses, I think that's what they do.
[74:14]
Anders Holm
I don't know.
[74:16]
Blake Anderson
We'll talk about, like, would you do another stint with buzz balls or no?
[74:20]
Adam Devine
I would. I would love to.
[74:22]
Blake Anderson
And buzzballs. You heard it here first. You heard it here first. Buzz balls. It's you. The balls in your court.
[74:27]
Anders Holm
Yeah.
[74:28]
Adam Devine
Literally balls in your court.
[74:30]
Blake Anderson
So.
[74:30]
Adam Devine
Dude, nice.
[74:32]
Blake Anderson
Well, balls in your court.
[74:34]
Adam Devine
Yes.
[74:34]
Anders Holm
Points.
[74:35]
Blake Anderson
I'm sure they covered that.
[74:37]
Anders Holm
Yes. And I stand by absolutely everything I said specifically about buzzball. And. And I'm glad. You know what? I'm glad I didn't call out that girl's name from the story because it was on the tip of my tongue. I almost dropped it. And then I'm like, this is called being an adult. Being responsible, being respectful.
[74:58]
Adam Devine
Yeah.
[74:59]
Blake Anderson
What are you.
[74:59]
Adam Devine
So proud of you.
[75:01]
Blake Anderson
But Adam and I also. Of course.
[75:05]
Anders Holm
Yeah, yeah.
[75:06]
Blake Anderson
Also, obviously.
[75:08]
Anders Holm
Yeah. To you.
[75:09]
Adam Devine
Hold up.
[75:10]
Blake Anderson
Fair enough. To you, I guess. I'm a little trained. Mustache is a little. A little dustier.
[75:16]
Anders Holm
A little wider. All right, so play. Hey, Blake, play us out with. With our song. Dude, please play us out.
[75:22]
Adam Devine
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[76:51]
Blake Anderson
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[77:04]
Adam Devine
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[77:16]
Anders Holm
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[77:35]
Adam Devine
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[77:55]
Anders Holm
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[78:00]
Blake Anderson
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[78:07]
Adam Devine
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[78:18]
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[78:31]
Blake Anderson
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[78:45]
Adam Devine
You're listening to an iheart podcast.