Ep 251: Gavin. Rossdale.

Summary

Podcast Episode Summary: "Ep 251: Gavin Rossdale"

Introduction and Welcome The episode kicks off at [02:50], seamlessly transitioning from advertisements to the main content without lengthy intros or outros. Hosts Adam Devine, Blake Anderson, and Anders Holm dive straight into their dynamic and humorous discussion.

Celebrating Anders Holm’s 44th Birthday Early in the episode, the hosts celebrate Anders Holm's 44th birthday with playful teasing and heartfelt wishes.

• Adam Devine [03:05]: "I deep throated some hot dogs and I was so good at it."
• Anders Holm [03:41]: "Happy birthday."

The camaraderie among the hosts is evident as they rib Anders about his age and reminisce about shared experiences.

Comparing Podcasts: 'Food Boys' vs. Their Own Show A significant portion of the conversation centers around the emergence of a new podcast called 'Food Boys,' which is tailored for a younger audience with simple, food-centric discussions. The hosts contrast this with their own podcast, which they describe as "dense" and "heady."

• Blake Anderson [06:44]: "These kids sit around and they just talk about food. It's very food based."
• Anders Holm [07:58]: "Super heady. Super dense."

They humorously lament that despite their show's complexity, younger audiences gravitate towards more straightforward content like 'Food Boys.'

Artificial Intelligence and Deepfake Concerns The discussion takes a serious turn as the hosts delve into the implications of AI-generated content, particularly deepfakes involving their likenesses in inappropriate scenarios.

• Adam Devine [10:11]: "One of the food boys will die before 20. I hate to be this guy, but one of them is going to die before 20."
• Anders Holm [10:32]: "What you need? You need hymns to help you get your confidence and other things back up."

They express concerns about AI's potential to misuse their images, leading to unintended and possibly damaging representations.

Anecdotes from Bottle Rock Festival: The Lobster Roll Fiasco Adam shares a humorous yet mortifying story from the Bottle Rock festival, where an attempt to distribute a giant lobster roll goes hilariously wrong.

• Adam Devine [53:11]: "I threw it towards that man. It flips upside down. The entire loaf of the Lobster roll dumps out with, I would say, three pounds of lobster."
• Blake Anderson [55:42]: "I very much want to, but my lawyer is telling me I can't."

The incident led to a viral video and a flood of apologies, highlighting the unpredictable nature of live events.

Interactions with Celebrities The hosts recount their encounters with various celebrities, adding a layer of star-studded anecdotes to the episode.

• Adam Devine [61:21]: "He probably thought you were Sean Astin because they were from the same era."
• Anders Holm [65:19]: "I met multiple Gavins."

From Gavin Rossdale to Gavin Newsome and even Joe Biden, the stories blend admiration with comedic exaggeration.

Health, Aging, and Personal Jokes A light-hearted segment focuses on health issues, aging, and the humorous side of dealing with physical ailments.

• Blake Anderson [36:38]: "Chocolate milk."
• Anders Holm [44:25]: "Go to hell, bro."

The hosts joke about gluten intolerance, arthritis, and the challenges of maintaining fitness, all while keeping the tone jovial and relatable.

Artificial Intelligence and Creativity Returning to AI, the hosts discuss the creative possibilities and ethical dilemmas posed by advanced technologies. They ponder the future of AI in content creation and the importance of maintaining authenticity.

• Adam Devine [12:20]: "You can say, like, have them talk about white supremacy, and they'll just start doing this."
• Anders Holm [13:09]: "We gotta be the leaders of gay poster boys."

This segment underscores their awareness of AI's influence while maintaining their characteristic humor.

Closing Remarks and Final Banter As the episode nears its end, the hosts engage in more personal anecdotes, playful insults, and reflections on their friendship.

• Adam Devine [87:40]: "You're old as dirt."
• Blake Anderson [90:35]: "Thank you, guys. And I'll repost you guys."

Their banter reinforces the camaraderie and light-hearted nature of the show, leaving listeners with a sense of familiarity and warmth.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Adam Devine [07:22]: "But, you know, sometimes I feel like when you listen to us, it's... We get so heady, and we so get in the weeds."
• Blake Anderson [06:55]: "It's incredibly better than anything that we've ever done."
• Anders Holm [10:32]: "What you need? You need hymns to help you get your confidence and other things back up."

Conclusion Throughout Episode 251, "Gavin Rossdale," the hosts effortlessly blend humor, personal stories, and insightful commentary on contemporary issues like AI and media consumption. Their engaging dialogue and relatable anecdotes make the episode both entertaining and thought-provoking, catering to both long-time listeners and newcomers seeking an authentic and lively podcast experience.

Transcript

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

I deep throated some hot dogs and I was so good at it.

[Blake Anderson]

Who was that? Nobody that just made me Come standing.

[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

Buckle up. Yeah, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Birthday to you. Andre's home, everybody.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, Adam. Thank you, Blake.

[Adam Devine]

Wow, dude. How does it feel to celebrate? What is it? 69, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

44.

[Anders Holm]

Happy birthday.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, 44, dude. Damn you. You're old as dirt.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you think all of us are going to make it to 69?

[Anders Holm]

Dude? I hope so. I was thinking about it in the shower the other day. I. I hope. I hope I make it to 69.

[Adam Devine]

I hope we all living to 69 in the shower.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Why?

[Adam Devine]

Why?

[Anders Holm]

You know, I was more thinking about how we had a character on workaholics called 69 Man.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, did we?

[Blake Anderson]

Who was.

[Anders Holm]

Who was that? It was. What? I don't know what episode it was, but we, like, asked the dude what. How old he is, and he says he's 69. And we, like, flip out and we're like, oh, you're 69, man.

[Blake Anderson]

69, man.

[Anders Holm]

And I was just like, God, that is good television right there.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

[Adam Devine]

Our show's so good. Our show is so good.

[Blake Anderson]

I might have to do a re watch.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. God damn. Yeah, we should go back and re watch, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Toasty.

[Adam Devine]

You know, it would be fun. Maybe we do a companion podcast.

[Anders Holm]

That would be fun.

[Adam Devine]

And we just do a re watch.

[Anders Holm]

That would be fun.

[Adam Devine]

That could be really fun. Look what we just did, dude. Yeah, we just gave ourselves another job.

[Anders Holm]

Holy shit.

[Blake Anderson]

And do we do it as characters who've never seen the show before and that aren't us and essentially talk about how good and funny it is?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we do, like, super in depth character dives and then we watch it.

[Blake Anderson]

But we dress as, like, gen alphas and we're like, we're gonna watch this show.

[Adam Devine]

We heard it's funny. Our dads used to watch it. We're like, I hear it's Ohio, but it could be skibidi.

[Anders Holm]

Toilet Skibidi. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not sure. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

What the helly? Okay, two minutes in.

[Adam Devine]

Feeling pretty riz. Lot of riz.

[Anders Holm]

Tons of riz on this guy.

[Adam Devine]

It's all rizz up. I feel like the rizzler when I got to the end of the episode.

[Anders Holm]

This one's five Booms.

[Blake Anderson]

You guys have seen these podcasts with, like, tweens, right?

[Anders Holm]

Dude, the. The food guy.

[Adam Devine]

Food boys, baby.

[Anders Holm]

They are so much better than us at podcasting. It's embarrassing.

[Adam Devine]

It actually really kind of disappoints me because they're so talented.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, Sorry. So sorry. I'm just talking about, like, random, like, kids that are. Have, like, microphones and sit around on, like, the couch in the basement, and.

[Adam Devine]

They'Re like, what you think of the new Star wars movie?

[Anders Holm]

You're probably talking about these guys.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

There's like, these three kids.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

No, I think there's five of them.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, they're. You're right.

[Blake Anderson]

But they're like fully articulate youngsters.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

And they.

[Blake Anderson]

They.

[Adam Devine]

These. These kids sit around and they just talk about food. It's very food based. And they're like, so what is your favorite burger? Yeah, I would say McDonald's. McDonald's is my favorite burger.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

Have you. Have you had five guys?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah, I think this is them.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Have you had five guys? Yeah, five guys is pretty good. Yeah, it's. And that's all it is. And it's incredibly better than anything that we've ever done.

[Anders Holm]

It's incredible. It's so pure.

[Blake Anderson]

What's crazy is, as an adult, you're, like, very bored by their conversations, but, like, for them and kids their age, they're like, these are the conversations they're having.

[Anders Holm]

Adam's just, like, chomping at the bit. What, like, what they're gonna say next.

[Blake Anderson]

The things we talk about are really entertaining and important, right?

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely. I mean, we're obviously very. This is all very important, but.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. Yeah, yeah. We're like a news. We're basically a news channel, dude.

[Adam Devine]

But, you know, sometimes I feel like when you listen to us, it's. We get so heady, and we so get in the weeds with these topics. You need a reprieve from that. And so you go over to the food boys and you just hear them talk about, like, their favorite types of cheese.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And what. And what they like cheese on.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it's. It's well established that, like, you don't even really get our episodes until 3, 4, 5 listens in.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Of the same episode.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It's very dense. It's very, very dense.

[Anders Holm]

Super heady. Super dense.

[Blake Anderson]

It's dense in a way that other podcasts aren't. Den.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. We're very specifically.

[Anders Holm]

Exactly. Mm.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, good for you. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

But those guys. Those guys are surface level, and I feel like they appeal to. To. So. Oh, they're incredible.

[Adam Devine]

They're so good. And what is crazy is their podcast gets, I want to say, hundreds of millions. It's. It's them and Rogan right now battling for supremacy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I believe in my world, according to my algorithm. That's what's happening.

[Anders Holm]

No, you're right. You are right. You are right. Smartless has dropped.

[Adam Devine]

They are making private jet money. Their own cruise ship type money. And what are they going to do with it? Imagine the food they're going to have on cocaine.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no. These guys are. They're done.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, they're already on that.

[Blake Anderson]

One of them will die before 20. I hate to be this guy, but one of them is going to die before 20.

[Anders Holm]

On 420.

[Blake Anderson]

On 420.

[Adam Devine]

One of the food boys. You know what sucks? We're not giving them flowers. These are children. These are children. We're not trying to put this on them.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, what the hell?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm warning them. I'm warning them.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay. Oh, smoke weed every day.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, Durs is really wise. He's giving some wisdom on his birthday.

[Blake Anderson]

You're saying they're making PJ money? Who's in charge of this money, man?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, that's true.

[Anders Holm]

What do you think? Their dad, who's doing a bunch of cocaine?

[Blake Anderson]

This is a tale as old as time. These parents better be reeling them in. That's all I'm going to say.

[Anders Holm]

Their parents are pocketing all the money. They're not getting any of the money.

[Blake Anderson]

That doesn't help.

[Adam Devine]

Do you guys get these sort of videos? These algorithmic sort. Is this what your algorithm is pushing?

[Blake Anderson]

Doesn't just mean white power?

[Anders Holm]

No, that's loose butthole.

[Adam Devine]

No, I'm. I'm just going like, he's Italian, not doing a white power, or I'm just saying with. Talking with my hand.

[Anders Holm]

Come on. Oh, where?

[Adam Devine]

Where? They say it's like, you know, some big star. Timothee Chalamet made $18 million this year. And then it shows an unboxing video kid, and he. He made like $48 million this year. And then it shows, you know, whatever, Sydney Sweeney. And she made $12 million this year. Whatever it is.

[Blake Anderson]

Right? I think our algorithms are different. Mine is just Sydney Sweeney.

[Adam Devine]

Wow.

[Anders Holm]

Dude.

[Adam Devine]

And then it shows like another little kid that you've never heard of, and they're like, they made $87 million. Aren't you a fudgeing idiot for being an actor? And then essentially it's make automated YouTube posts and you too can. Can make hundreds of thousands of dollars a month. Do you guys get that at all? What is my algorithm telling?

[Anders Holm]

I think telling you to cash out, brother.

[Blake Anderson]

I think that you have. I think you have different aspirations that seem to be monetary and I guess so you give A fuck Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I guess.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, dude, that's. And maybe it's time to start switching over, embracing the future. There's. There's new ways, but also these kids.

[Blake Anderson]

Their audience is their age, so it's. It's a different way to monetize themselves. Whereas our demo.

[Adam Devine]

We didn't have that. We didn't have that when we were seven. We couldn't just unbox videos.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, we're like. But we're between it. We're between demos. Like, we came in to make movies and TV as they were dying, and then.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that was stupid of us.

[Blake Anderson]

When the Internet took off, when we had already, like, made the leap and invested in TV and movies, and we're. And guys, we're. We're.

[Adam Devine]

We're.

[Blake Anderson]

So. That's why we're miserable. That's why we're. We're dead broke.

[Anders Holm]

Everybody's AI. The AI.

[Adam Devine]

This is. I'm glad we're talking about this. This is important.

[Anders Holm]

This is a news podcast, so that shit's important.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. Dense.

[Anders Holm]

Very, very heady. Very dense.

[Adam Devine]

I will say. The new Google, it's unreal.

[Blake Anderson]

The new Google video AI.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know this.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, there's a. There's a video of these two people. They look like just people. They look exactly like people. Like humans. Like humans.

[Blake Anderson]

Human people.

[Adam Devine]

Human people. Blake, are you following? I'm.

[Anders Holm]

No, I'm just making sure we're on the same page.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

He's had too many Sierra Nevadas.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, the. And they are good. They're going down smooth. I love that green can.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So they look just like. And then you're able to put in the prompt, like, they're on a train in the 1930s and they're talking with each other, and then they're, you know, in the future, and then they're wherever. And it looks perfect. It looks perfect.

[Blake Anderson]

It looks. It looks real. Looks real. Yeah. Like, you write a script, they say the words. The words they are saying become expressed on their face also, and, like, their body language.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So, like, you can say, like, have them talk about white supremacy, and they'll just start doing this. Blake. So, like, that's something you would do, right?

[Anders Holm]

What? What? No, I'm gonna make them each other for sure, though. Come on.

[Adam Devine]

Well, that's the.

[Blake Anderson]

That's the ultimate white supremacy.

[Anders Holm]

Does it turn into a porno immediately?

[Adam Devine]

Dude. Well, and. And, you know. And, you know, Google. You know, Google's not gonna allow that, which sucks. But there's gonna be. There's going to Be as soon as it becomes possible that. That some fucking guy in the Valley.

[Anders Holm]

See, Adam, I know where you're going. We gotta get ahead of that. We gotta be the poster boys for that.

[Blake Anderson]

We should talk to these guys.

[Anders Holm]

We gotta be the leaders of gay poster boys.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we gotta be gay I. Where you can make all gay eye.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you just say gay eye?

[Anders Holm]

I'm just.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you say gay eye?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I did.

[Adam Devine]

He did. And he deserves points for that.

[Anders Holm]

Why, thank you.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, Points. Hey, Blake, why gay, though?

[Anders Holm]

Because it's like. It's like, okay, how many text threads are you on where it's just, like, you and your boys, and how sick would it be if you could load up videos of you just blazing your bros? Like, that's cool, dude. Like, as a joke, like, I load up, you endure. And I'm like, oh, I found this video of you guys each other. This is cool, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Anders Holm]

That's funny.

[Blake Anderson]

You give us, like, micro penises. You give yourself, like, a double, like, super thick double dick.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, I mean, for sure. For sure.

[Anders Holm]

And now it's fun. It's fun you're having with your bros.

[Adam Devine]

Now that you stepped it out and because of how dense our podcast is, now that I really see it.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you'll get it on the fourth. Listen, brother trust.

[Adam Devine]

I understand what you're saying, but I think there is maybe more of a market for just straight but science.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a slippery slope.

[Adam Devine]

Or both. You could do whatever.

[Anders Holm]

I disagree. I disagree.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I see where Adam's coming from, but just back to what Blake's talking about. I do think it's promising, but it's also slippery slope because the.

[Anders Holm]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

How much time are you spending, like, developing these videos of you fucking your boys?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And what effect does that have on you? Like, the next time you see them in person and then dap them up?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, like, bro, I'm already kind of there with, like.

[Adam Devine]

And also the way Blake said blazing that. Really? Oh, that.

[Blake Anderson]

Piping out your boys.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, God, we're going to commercial.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I'm gonna keep it right here.

[Anders Holm]

Let's keep it locked. No, dude, I'm just. I'm already there, Ders, with what you're speaking of. Like, when you watch so much videos of, like, your friends, like, having sex with each other, it starts to infiltrate the way you see them. Okay, I'm already kind of there.

[Blake Anderson]

I can.

[Anders Holm]

With, like, I imagine. I'm sure you are already there with, like, face swap. Because there's lots of face swapping and I'm like, I'm taking images into face swap.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude. If you look up Adam Devine like a dude or something. Which I'm always doing.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

Allegedly, I'm always doing that. But it will pop up.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam. Adam's like, I don't understand my algorithm. It's all like see who's the richest. And then all of a sudden me getting wiped out by dudes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Getting blazed.

[Blake Anderson]

That's not your guys algorithm. No.

[Adam Devine]

Some people have sent me like weird gay porno and I've looked it up. It's like Adam Divine porno. And you.

[Anders Holm]

I have those images saved. I'm not joking.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, see and why do they have them or why they. Where, where did they get them? How they find them?

[Adam Devine]

Well, it was just a face swap.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it's just a little face swap.

[Blake Anderson]

Is there a link you.

[Adam Devine]

I mean you could look that up.

[Anders Holm]

I have, I have them saved from a time ago, but it's. Yeah, it's a Google away for sure. They're very funny.

[Adam Devine]

I'm sure you guys are also.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's look up funny.

[Adam Devine]

Durs sounds.

[Anders Holm]

Hey. Well I'm gonna warn you right now, Adam, there is a, a gay porn star named Blake Anderson. So do be careful with that one. So I'm looking careful not to have too good of a time. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

I mean there's nothing. I just wrote gay. Maybe that's not explicit enough because then it's. I just wrote Anderson gay. And it's just a lot of photos of your face.

[Blake Anderson]

It just, it just said yes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Uh huh.

[Blake Anderson]

Google goes.

[Adam Devine]

What, what do you write? Porno porn?

[Anders Holm]

Siri said uh huh.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. Wow, you are. You're in some, some murky waters.

[Blake Anderson]

I wish.

[Adam Devine]

There's not, it's, it's, it's you getting your asshole eaten out in that one.

[Blake Anderson]

Movie by the dog. Oh, top five. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

But I'm not seeing any. Yeah, I'm not seeing.

[Anders Holm]

That was just ass play. That was straight ass play though. Yeah, that's fine.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

But he turned out to be gay though. That was. The whole thing is like she caught me with a guy and then she explained it and.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

She's like one time he did like me to eat his booty out or finger it and then she put like hot sauce in my asshole.

[Anders Holm]

Son of a gun. Can't they just give us a win?

[Adam Devine]

That was, that was a good movie.

[Blake Anderson]

So funny.

[Adam Devine]

What was that movie called again?

[Blake Anderson]

That was a good top five.

[Adam Devine]

Top five.

[Anders Holm]

It was very funny. There's a very funny reveal in that movie. Oh, my God.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. There was Legend.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I was, like, blown away. I did not see it coming at all. I don't want to spoil it, but if there's a reveal that just.

[Adam Devine]

Your jaw drops, I feel like not enough people saw top five, which really sucks.

[Anders Holm]

I agree.

[Blake Anderson]

Cedric is very Cedric the Entertainer.

[Adam Devine]

Do you get stopped at all ever for that movie?

[Blake Anderson]

You know, the la. The last time it was brought up was when I just spoke at my high school graduation. They were like, he's in this, he's in that. They're like, he's in top five.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay.

[Anders Holm]

Sick. Evanston. Evanston knows how to rap. That's cool.

[Blake Anderson]

They get it. And I was like, yeah. I guess you could bring up the movie where I get my. Filled with hot sauce. You could do that.

[Anders Holm]

You.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Imagine. Did they mention Game over man or. They skipped over that one.

[Blake Anderson]

Skipped Over Game Over Man. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

The one you. The one you wrote. You know, I'm sorry.

[Adam Devine]

Oxford.

[Blake Anderson]

Kind of weird.

[Anders Holm]

How. How did that go? That was recently, right?

[Blake Anderson]

It was a couple weeks ago. Went well. Thank you for asking.

[Adam Devine]

We talked about it on the podcast. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Did we.

[Adam Devine]

I'm almost.

[Blake Anderson]

I like to say. What. We. We touched on it.

[Adam Devine]

We touched it.

[Anders Holm]

I'm sorry. I've only listened twice. I gotta get on my fourth one to.

[Adam Devine]

Really? Yeah, it's too dense. You gotta listen at least four times.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's right. Okay. I'm starting to remember now.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you guys listen to it?

[Anders Holm]

Your speech?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, I did not watch the whole speech.

[Adam Devine]

I'm just too busy looking up Anders. Anders home getting railed by his friends.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Too busy getting blazed.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, there's some. There's some wisdom in there.

[Adam Devine]

By his homeboys.

[Anders Holm]

Only there's one site for it.

[Adam Devine]

Gay Eye.

[Anders Holm]

I'm telling you. I dot com.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's. But. So here's the question. If. If a video of me getting blazed by my friends went. Went wildly viral.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And was. And made me more known or more famous.

[Anders Holm]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Than anything I've ever done.

[Adam Devine]

Great ass.

[Blake Anderson]

And then I had to do a graduation speech. Do you think they'd be like, you might know him for. From this movie, that TV show. You definitely know him from. Blazed by his homies. Give it up.

[Anders Holm]

And that's when the crowd.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if they would mention it, but I think, like, it'd be, like, a lot of knowing glances and a lot of, like, the principal maybe dapping you up one too many times. You're like, right, okay, what's going on?

[Blake Anderson]

Like, and, and, and we don't need to bring this up. But.

[Adam Devine]

But we will.

[Blake Anderson]

When? At what point do you think Kim Kardashian cleared the bar?

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Friendship of the sex tape not being the thing people think about first.

[Anders Holm]

How you know that. That's an interesting stat.

[Adam Devine]

I think it's all monetary. I think it's all monetary.

[Blake Anderson]

And by the clear the bar, I mean Ray J. Cooper is long jump.

[Anders Holm]

Stick of a cock, dude. Yeah. Or pole.

[Adam Devine]

I think it's all monetary. I think once she became like worth $250 million or whatever, the. The number was like some hundreds of millions of dollars, then people suddenly gave her the pass.

[Blake Anderson]

What position on your list of people?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Where when in the algo. Does she start popping up? Yeah, yeah. Not for the porno stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Not for pornos.

[Blake Anderson]

So you have to make a quarter billion dollars for everybody to think you got Absolutely. What just fell? Did something fall?

[Anders Holm]

I'm still gonna send it.

[Blake Anderson]

44.

[Anders Holm]

He didn't make it. He didn't make it to 69.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I guess you gotta make a quarter billion before people forget.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You can really dome out a true pipe.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah. Those videos were pretty legendary. She was.

[Anders Holm]

You know what I will say, I think it's. It's to scale. I think her performance in her video was so good, it's hard for people to forget what they saw. I mean, she mastered it.

[Blake Anderson]

But my point is we have though. We're past it. We're past it.

[Adam Devine]

We have.

[Anders Holm]

We are. Because she did make so much money. But if, like, I dropped a sex tape where, you know, I was. Did my normal performance, I think it would. I think it would be forgotten pretty quickly.

[Blake Anderson]

I think you're being self deprecating.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I got you guys down.

[Blake Anderson]

Brother, are we doing a sack cam on you?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I agree. I agree with Blake. I've. I've been just through a very thin wall as Blake's fucking and it doesn't sound like any.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, see ya.

[Adam Devine]

Does sound like anything.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, come on. Come on. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

It doesn't sound like much.

[Anders Holm]

A thin wall. What are you. It's not about sound. Some people really throw it down very silently. Very silently. Like it's like kind of a kink.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I feel like you do hear some noises. I don't know if it's exactly silent.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake puts a hand over his own mouth and is like.

[Adam Devine]

It's so silent, you. You kind of don't hear anything happening.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

And you're like.

[Anders Holm]

It sounds like sl. Sleeping, right? It's. That's weird. Yeah. When. When she. When she moans, it sounds like snoring. It's really weird.

[Blake Anderson]

Sleep attack. Good to know.

[Adam Devine]

No, it sounds like. Sounds like. It sounds like Blake whispering.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And when we leave the room, just say that we had sex. Do you promise me? Yeah, okay. I promise.

[Anders Holm]

No way, bro. When I. Yo, when I a. When I. A chick, bro, it sound like sleep apnea, dog. I put her on the cpap, bro. Don't worry about that.

[Adam Devine]

Okay? I don't even. I don't even know what that means exactly.

[Blake Anderson]

She walks out the bedroom like your foot's asleep.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, bro. Tingly. I leave it like her whole body.

[Blake Anderson]

Like her whole body's asleep because she definitely just took a nap.

[Adam Devine]

I just want to party.

[Anders Holm]

It's like I fell asleep on her arm.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, just pretend that we had sex and then we go out and be like, oh, that was really good. I just had really good sex, actually. Tell Adam.

[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

Okay, wait. What other things?

[Adam Devine]

Just confidence is cause.

[Anders Holm]

Confidence.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, confidence.

[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Hope Woodard]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Hope Woodard]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

What does Hoktua have to do to not be be hawk to anymore? Like when she gives her graduation speech, right?

[Adam Devine]

I think she's going to have to make hundreds of. It's like the step me outside girl. How about that?

[Anders Holm]

Catch me outside.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, yeah. They catch me outside girl. How about that? I think, like, I mean, she still is that, but that has worn off because she's now worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And it's.

[Blake Anderson]

This is an only. Only fans thing, right?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I do believe she made her money that way. She's also a hip hop artist.

[Blake Anderson]

She's also got cancer. What?

[Anders Holm]

Wait a minute, hold up.

[Blake Anderson]

I think she's got some situation.

[Adam Devine]

Well, she's doing a lot, but I don't.

[Anders Holm]

She's doing a lot, brother.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam's like, I was gonna make a joke. Don't, don't, don't. That's really sad, Adam, you were gonna say about this young woman dealing with cancer.

[Anders Holm]

Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

What is her name? Her name's like Vicky or something. What is it?

[Anders Holm]

It's. It's. No, not. Whoa, Vicky. That's a different. That's a different girl who's also outside. It's. What's her name? Bad Barbie.

[Blake Anderson]

Bad baby.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I always say bad Barbie. I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, me too. Bad baby. Okay. Yes. So now she's just bad baby.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Well, and she's no longer Catch me outside. How about that?

[Blake Anderson]

Is she.

[Anders Holm]

You lose?

[Adam Devine]

I think so. I think she's gone past.

[Anders Holm]

I think you are right. I think you're right.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I'm at 44. I think I'm outright outside of the demo where people younger would definitely know when you say bad baby. But if you Said bad baby. I'd go, who is that again? And you'd say, cash me outside.

[Adam Devine]

Cash me outside. How about that?

[Blake Anderson]

How about that?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

What a legend.

[Blake Anderson]

Has anybody ever caught her outside?

[Adam Devine]

She's earned more than $50 million, which was initially met with skepticism, but then she proved that she earns like almost 2, $1.5 million a month on Onlyfans.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, and what is she doing on Onlyfans?

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. I've never looked at Onlyfans, but I haven't either.

[Anders Holm]

I haven't either. I refuse.

[Adam Devine]

This makes me want to go like.

[Anders Holm]

Well, what, what is the big whoop dee doo?

[Adam Devine]

But you know what it's going to be? It's going to be like you do it and then it's hard to cancel because you probably have to read an email.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, it's like a gym membership or something.

[Adam Devine]

And then suddenly you've looked at a few, a few different pages and suddenly you're paying like, you know, fifteen hundred dollars a month.

[Anders Holm]

That is a good point, Adam.

[Blake Anderson]

You're roped into like a peloton type thing for some girl who can shoot grapefruits out of her coochie.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, ping pong balls, grapefruit, that seems worth it. That seems worth it.

[Adam Devine]

What is this $28,000 a month you're spending on some website? You're like.

[Blake Anderson]

And Adam, and Adam, Adam, this is what you say. You go, honey, honey, she has cancer.

[Anders Holm]

This is a foundation.

[Blake Anderson]

You go, I know, I know how this looks. I know how this looks. She's got cancer, okay? And maybe you, maybe you want to stand by the side and watch this happen to a young woman with a near perfect rack. I'm not, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna stand by.

[Adam Devine]

No, we can't, we can't stand.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not gonna let it win.

[Blake Anderson]

College. The kids don't need to go to college anymore. AI, it's different. We're not saving this money.

[Adam Devine]

There should be a different only fans. That is specifically with only cancer. Yes, that they all have cancer.

[Blake Anderson]

Only cancer.

[Adam Devine]

Then you could go.

[Anders Holm]

As long as there's a link for gay. Now we've got.

[Blake Anderson]

Of course.

[Anders Holm]

This is better than the dark web. This is the light web. This is, this is, this is the future here.

[Adam Devine]

Cuz then you're just supporting, you're just supporting people with cancer, you know?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Hey, Luigi Manioni. Yeah. Maybe this is what you should have done instead of shooting somebody in the back. And now you're in jail.

[Adam Devine]

Now you're in jail.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, bozo.

[Blake Anderson]

Getting blazed by your friends.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, he's. Damn. He's. He's probably. Yeah, he's a hot commodity.

[Adam Devine]

What's the likelihood of him currently being blazed? It's pretty high.

[Anders Holm]

You think he's getting.

[Blake Anderson]

And by the way, he's jacked. He's jacked.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

So he probably thinks he's gonna survive.

[Adam Devine]

No, not.

[Blake Anderson]

You're not gonna survive.

[Adam Devine]

You're not.

[Anders Holm]

Those are.

[Blake Anderson]

And we've all had the fantasy of, like. Well, I. I would just. I would. If they put their dick in my face, I just bite their dick off. No, no, you wouldn't.

[Anders Holm]

It's science. You wouldn't, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

You wouldn't. Because as soon as you do that, you just.

[Anders Holm]

They make. They're going to make you swallow it whole.

[Blake Anderson]

Eyes. Oh, that there's. And there's that, too.

[Anders Holm]

They're going to make you swallow it whole and hold it in there for a while.

[Adam Devine]

Wow. Yeah, dude. I bet I'd be so good at it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a shame.

[Anders Holm]

It's a bagel.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a shame. It's a shame that you will never, like.

[Adam Devine]

Cut to commercial. Cut to commercial.

[Blake Anderson]

I think we're going to keep right here.

[Anders Holm]

I think. Go, brother. We're at it.

[Adam Devine]

Thank God. And we're back. And we're back.

[Blake Anderson]

There it is.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

That's wild, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

But, Adam, you were just talking. You were just talking about whatever. How good you'd be at sucking dick, though.

[Adam Devine]

I would be. I would be.

[Anders Holm]

But, yeah, we. I think we covered that real early on in the pod. We could revisit it.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like on Workaholics, you blew something quite zealously.

[Adam Devine]

I ate. I deep throated some hot dogs and I was so good at it. The hot dog just slid. The glizzy slid right down the throat.

[Anders Holm]

That's perfect.

[Adam Devine]

And that's why if you write Adam Divine getting blazed by his homies, a lot of things pop up.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. It's not you getting blaze pizza with your friends.

[Adam Devine]

No. Is blaze pizza a thing? Absolutely. Was that LeBron's Pizza Company?

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

It's real. Bam.

[Anders Holm]

Burn.

[Adam Devine]

Is that still going well?

[Anders Holm]

I do not think it is.

[Adam Devine]

I remember it being like the thing. And then it's a.

[Anders Holm]

It's a choose your own topping. Like, you know, like, counter style.

[Adam Devine]

But then the thing is. Is wildly fast. It's like, I want this, this, this, this, this.

[Anders Holm]

And then it's like, boom, the oven is very hot. That. Hence the blaze.

[Blake Anderson]

I Had it like two years ago. And it. And this is not me shitting on every Blaze experience.

[Anders Holm]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Especially the ones Blaze Blake talks about.

[Anders Holm]

Blaze on day.

[Blake Anderson]

Goodbye. And it was. It was so bad. My kids said we should never come back here. What?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, see, my. My dad loves it because it has a good gluten free crust.

[Blake Anderson]

So there is that almost like everywhere.

[Adam Devine]

I love. I love Tim. I didn't know. I didn't know. He's a.

[Anders Holm]

What's going on? What the hell, bro? You better watch out. Come on, man.

[Blake Anderson]

He'll come for you. He'll suplex you.

[Adam Devine]

I love Tim. I love Tim. Does he. Is he. Does he have a gluten allergy or what's going on with her?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he does.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, man, that sucks.

[Anders Holm]

What's it. And then my aunt has, like, celiac disease or whatever. It's like, really fucked up. Can't have no gluten at all. It doesn't seem fun.

[Adam Devine]

And what is gluten? Because my assistant, she's. She's gluten free. I never know what she can eat or what she can't eat. I. Everything that I'm going to order, she's like, well, that's. I can't eat that. And I'm like, are you fucking kidding me?

[Blake Anderson]

Here's my thing. Isn't it a thing where, like, we're all gluten intolerant? Yeah. Like, we shouldn't be eating it. And some people are just worse off than others. Todd is chiming in.

[Adam Devine]

So gluten is a protein found in certain grains, including wheat, barley, and rye beer. So that means he can't enjoy Sierra Nevada Pale Ale.

[Anders Holm]

Well, see, that's the thing. And that's why my dad is a G. He will every now and then crack a beer, but he knows as soon as he starts drinking the beer, he's going straight to diarrhea town, back to the Tito's.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, is. It's. It's diarrhea time. So then does he pivot to just alcohol, but I mean, grains?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Like, I believe Tito's is like a gluten free alcohol. Okay. There are options out there.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, so he's fine.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He could drink.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he can.

[Adam Devine]

He can drink.

[Anders Holm]

He can still get blasted.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, thank God. Thank God.

[Blake Anderson]

Isn't that the whole fact, though? Like, that none of this shit's good for any of us. Right? Like. Like bread is, like, bad for you. Processed, like, grains are not good for you. Right.

[Anders Holm]

So what. What is like a good carb?

[Blake Anderson]

Chocolate milk.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, cool. Hell yeah. Hell yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You ask like vegetables.

[Anders Holm]

You know, I did actually hear that raw vegetables are bad for you. Oh, shut the up.

[Blake Anderson]

That's not true.

[Anders Holm]

I know. The person who told me. I told him to shut the up, man.

[Adam Devine]

Shut the up.

[Blake Anderson]

Raw just means fresh, uncut.

[Adam Devine]

Now they were. Now, what did that person's neck look like? Who told you?

[Anders Holm]

It was kind of.

[Adam Devine]

Was it real droopy?

[Anders Holm]

It was super droopy, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, they're like. Actually, vegetables are bad for you. Fried food is actually better for you than vegetables.

[Anders Holm]

You know, I'm actually. This macaroni and cheese ball is actually way better than a raw eggplant.

[Blake Anderson]

These are vitamins, dude.

[Adam Devine]

We went to a nice steakhouse. My family was in town and we went to a nice steakhouse, Louie's by the Bay.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

It's a great steakhouse in Newport Beach. And we went there last night and, yeah, I had some Mac and cheese. I will say it was one of the best meals I've had in years.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

I love when that happens. It was awesome.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, every. Every. The chef was back there just cooking. I've never been the type of guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait a second. The chef's back there cooking?

[Adam Devine]

No, but like, talking. Yeah. You know, because he's cooking, but he's Coke. He's. He's in his bag. He's cooking. Yeah, it was everybody but we had Mac and cheese with the crumbles on top and the bacon in it. It was ooey gooey. It was very good.

[Anders Holm]

Very good.

[Blake Anderson]

So you guys all just had Mac and cheese?

[Adam Devine]

I ordered it for the table. No one wanted it because.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, been there.

[Adam Devine]

My dad gets as stomach issues. My mom, like, eats like a. Like a little squirrel. Chloe doesn't really. With Mac and cheese. And then. And then my assistant is gluten free. Beau sort of liked it, but he's like. He's 15 months. And he was just like. I don't know. He's like, I'm kind of just. You just look like he was shitting the whole time. Like, he kept just going like it might have been and squeezing to where we're like, he's for sure shitting. And then we checked his diaper. The guy wasn't shitting. He just was holding his breath till he turned red and then laughing because he did that again.

[Blake Anderson]

Again, for his age. Very funny.

[Adam Devine]

It was very funny. It was a funny bit that he was doing also.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like you do that. I feel like that's something you do to be.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He takes after me. Y. But then no one was taking was eating this Mac and cheese and I don't even know why I'm talking about it. I think you've mentioned Mac and cheese balls and I just was like, I've got to tell my story, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Talk about stuff. And in the meantime, we'll think of something funny to riff on.

[Anders Holm]

Well, hey, I love Mac and cheese. Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan. I got the blue box blue.

[Adam Devine]

I'll never. I'll never get you wrong.

[Blake Anderson]

See, I told you we'd come up with something funny. Nice place.

[Anders Holm]

Now we're turning into that little kid podcast. My probably my favorite Mac and cheese is Velveeta. Oh, Velveeta. What?

[Adam Devine]

Dervelvitasbomb.com no way. Dude, it's so good, dude. It's hockey.

[Anders Holm]

It's so riz.

[Adam Devine]

It's not even real cheese, dude. Okay, I'm reading the ingredients right here. I'm reading the ingredients. Dude. There's like no words you can pronounce on here. Like that tells you right off the bat it's not healthy.

[Anders Holm]

Oh my God, where is it even?

[Adam Devine]

What do you know about health? You fat.

[Anders Holm]

What the hell? You're grounded.

[Adam Devine]

We're all nine years old and our body fat is six. What are you talking about?

[Anders Holm]

Dude, they go on some wild ass tangents where they'll be like, would you eat like a 711 sushi? And then the bro's like, absolutely, dude. I'm not scared of that.

[Blake Anderson]

I wish you could do an entire podcast in the voices.

[Adam Devine]

I used to smash 711 sushi when. When we lived off Packard Blake. Oh, man, you're. You're a savage though, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, you're such a sad. You're a legend, dude.

[Adam Devine]

But it was delicious. And, and I kind of. I mean, I kind of was like a little butt hurt and bummed the cause of diarrhea that it gets such a bad rap because I remember I couldn't afford good sushi because I was poor.

[Anders Holm]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Who could can I be? Can I just say something real quick? Real quick. It doesn't have a bad rap.

[Adam Devine]

I think it does.

[Blake Anderson]

It's. It's that it's bad. Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

For sure, for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Either you have diarrhea or you.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I know it's not delicious. Like in the same way like a hot dog from 711 isn't as good as the great Chicago hot dog that you could get. You know what I mean?

[Anders Holm]

Well, I would say the grade of a hot dog to the grade of a sushi is way different way.

[Blake Anderson]

He's from Omaha. He's from Omaha.

[Adam Devine]

All I'm saying is I never got sick. I don't know people that have gotten sick.

[Anders Holm]

Well, if that's your baseline.

[Adam Devine]

But everyone says, like, oh, 711 sushi.

[Anders Holm]

Like.

[Adam Devine]

Like, it's like a punchline. It's a joke. I'm. I'm just standing up for 7 11. I'm standing up for their sushi diarrhea.

[Blake Anderson]

Now you're a punchline. You're a joke.

[Adam Devine]

Because imagine. Imagine you're the guy who's your. It's. Your whole gig is to supply the 711 sushi, and then you hear for him.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

The world is just kind of coming against you, and you're like, I. This is how I make my living.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, what is this coming against you? What the hell?

[Adam Devine]

Do not come.

[Blake Anderson]

I got to see. I got to see this video.

[Anders Holm]

What is. Does the world do?

[Adam Devine]

He's using gay AI and.

[Blake Anderson]

Uhhuh. It's just gay.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Anders Holm]

So. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Did I inspire you to put on sunglasses?

[Anders Holm]

No. He is in. He is doing VR for gay. Right?

[Blake Anderson]

You guys are goblin. Right now.

[Anders Holm]

He's live AI in US.

[Blake Anderson]

Because I'm 44, my wife. My wife gave me, like, this, like, red light thing. Do you know about this where, like, you can.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, sure. What. What is that?

[Blake Anderson]

It's like. I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

It's supposed to, like, promote healing on a cellular level, and I sort of think it's. It's not real. Bam.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

But Tony Cavallaro is, like, will cover himself in these lights and ride a bicycle.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, he's a bit of a guru too. He. He studies up.

[Blake Anderson]

Up.

[Anders Holm]

He studies.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He knows all this stuff, and I'm like, do you think it's working? He's like, maybe, but it seems like a crazy thing.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm gonna put it on my foot because.

[Anders Holm]

Because I've seen the masks where you wear the, like, white mask with the red, and it's supposed to, like, I don't know, help with, like. Oh.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, congratulations.

[Anders Holm]

But what is that? The, like, the. You're. You're holding a handheld wand. But I thought this was for, like, to, like, cure like. Like, wrinkles or, like.

[Adam Devine]

Like pores.

[Blake Anderson]

I got wrinkly feet. This is so. This is. This is me at 44 because I sprained my toe, like, a year ago. Like, bent it out of hella whack. I now have arthritis in my big toe.

[Adam Devine]

You are so old.

[Anders Holm]

What does that do?

[Blake Anderson]

Hurts so bad. It just hurts.

[Anders Holm]

Go to hell, you old bastard.

[Adam Devine]

Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

So now my toes is on fire all day, and really, when I run, it's a nightmare.

[Anders Holm]

Can I ask you this?

[Blake Anderson]

It's a daymare.

[Adam Devine]

That really sucks. Have you thought about quitting running?

[Anders Holm]

Never, dude. It's a lifestyle, brother. Never stop running.

[Adam Devine]

All right, I quit everything.

[Anders Holm]

What about this? There's. This is serious. Can you amputate your toe and replace it with, like, a. A replacement toe?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Great. Great question. I'm glad you're serious.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I suppose. I mean, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, dude, I would probably give the red light therapy a shot before amputation.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. What are we fucking? Deion Sanders?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, no. It's Ronnie Lott. Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

It was Dion, too, isn't it?

[Adam Devine]

What did they do?

[Anders Holm]

Ronnie Lott, like, broke his finger during a game, like, pretty bad.

[Adam Devine]

And Ronnie Lot. Remind me who he is.

[Anders Holm]

He was football player.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

40 49ers. He's on the 49ers. It's like one of the best defenders ever. But he his finger up really bad. His pinky, it was like, so bad. They were like, you can't play. And he's like it. And supposedly he just, like, ripped his pinky off and kept playing.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's different. This is my big toe. If I don't have my big toe, I'm.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, you gotta keep that.

[Anders Holm]

I assume there's a. Like a replacement toe. A replacement toe, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It wouldn't be the same, dude. They really haven't dialed that in quite yet. I wish AI would. Would really work on healing my body. Dursa's body.

[Anders Holm]

I can't wait.

[Adam Devine]

That's. That'll be the next big thing that's priority. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I can't wait till you can, like, have your up toe cut off. And then they, like, put a little like. Like little juice on the nub, and then you start to grow a new one. That shit's gonna be fire.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I don't know if I know what that means, but I can't wait either.

[Adam Devine]

That'll be cool. You know what I want? I want. When people are in chronic pain as I am.

[Blake Anderson]

That's me. I'm with you.

[Adam Devine]

And Durs. And Durs is now part of this.

[Anders Holm]

Cruising his toe. Yep. You're disaster, my guy.

[Adam Devine]

I would like a shot or a pill.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

That you can just be out of pain.

[Anders Holm]

That's heroin.

[Adam Devine]

I know, but not. I know, but not you up in that way. Like, I don't want to feel like I'M on heroin or feel. Don't even, like, the. The effects of, like, a pain pill. It sucks. You can't do.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, it's not.

[Blake Anderson]

How about this? Can they just remove the nerve endings? Can they just get in there and. And then just pull it out like a weird weed?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't need it. I don't need to feel my toe.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, you see the movie. The movie Novocain with Jack Quay.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I haven't seen it yet. I really want to.

[Adam Devine]

That movie where he, like, has some sort of disease or something where he can't feel and it's like, like, it's like dark man. Dangerous. It's dangerous because he could, like, bite his tongue off and not feel it and, you know.

[Anders Holm]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

So he's like, very, very careful of everything. And then this girl that he falls in love with, he, like, it gets kidnapped and he goes. He goes to try to save her and, you know, he.

[Anders Holm]

Her too hard.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Blake.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I was giving him the version. Maybe if we were in a writer's room, that would be the first thing I spitball.

[Adam Devine]

But I would love that. I would love that.

[Anders Holm]

That sounds really great.

[Adam Devine]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Hope Woodard]

Have you ever thought about going voiceover? I'm Hope Woodard, a comedian, creator and seeker of male validation. To most people, I'm the girl behind voiceover, the movement that exploded in 2024. Voiceover is about understanding yourself outside of sex and relationships. It's more than personal, it's political, it's societal and at times it's far from what I originally intended it to be. These days, I'm interested in expanding what it means to be voiceover, to make it customizable for anyone who feels the need to explore their relationship to relationships. I'm talking to a lot of people who will help us think about how we love each other.

[Anders Holm]

It's a very, very normal experience to have times where a relationship is prioritizing other parts of that relationship that aren't being naked together.

[Hope Woodard]

How we love our family I've spent.

[Adam Devine]

A lifetime trying to get my mother.

[Hope Woodard]

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[Blake Anderson]

You are actually at the party right now.

[Hope Woodard]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

Everyone thought they knew her until they didn't. I remember sitting on her couch and asking her, is this real Is this real? Is this real? Is this real? I just couldn't wrap my head around.

[Blake Anderson]

What kind of person would do that to another person that was getting treatment, that was, you know, dying.

[Anders Holm]

This is a story all about trust and about a woman named Sarah Kavanaugh. I've always been told I'm a really good listener. Right. And I maximized that while I was lying. Listen to Deep Cover the truth about Sarah on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you know what I did? You know what I did last weekend? I went to Bottle Rock up in the Bay Area. I hung out with Kyle.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Dude. What the freaking heck? How is he?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Headline alert. Bury the head water trash.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. How was it? I've always wanted to go to that festival. It's a festival in Napa Valley.

[Adam Devine]

It was so damn fun. It was awesome. I'm friends with Trey Cool from Green Day, and he was like, you should come up to Bottle Rock, but you need to get, like, the super VIP passes so you can hang out with us. And I'm like, can you hook me up? And he's like, I absolutely cannot, but he could hook me up with he. Me and him hosted the culinary stage. Yeah, like a culinary stage.

[Anders Holm]

That's kind of the thing. It's like a festival with, like, food going on. It's. It's very cool. Yes.

[Adam Devine]

And it was awesome. William Sonoma culinary stage. And they had all these famous chefs.

[Anders Holm]

Tight.

[Adam Devine]

I think my guys were called Michael and Brian Voltaggio.

[Blake Anderson]

Brothers.

[Anders Holm]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Of course.

[Anders Holm]

Sounds real.

[Adam Devine]

They were cool, and they're very cool dudes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And. And we made these, like, giant lobster rolls. And we made. They're huge. They were, like, the size of loaf of a bread.

[Anders Holm]

Glad we're talking about this. I'm glad we're talking about this, because.

[Adam Devine]

I saw the video, dude, I feel so bad. I go to give it to someone in the crowd, but I couldn't climb. I go. I couldn't climb down. There was no way to climb down to hand it to someone. So I was like, I'm gonna toss it. I thought I could toss it out. And they also. The crowd was going like, yeah, throw it. And it wasn't a small crowd. There was, like, 5,000 people watching this, and they're like, throw it. Throw it. And so I'm like, fuck, I'll throw it. And I go. I was aiming for this guy in a purple hat, and I threw it towards that man. It flips upside down. The entire loaf of the Lobster roll dumps out with, I would say, three pounds of lobster. There was so much lobster in mayonnaise or whatever they make lobster with.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. All the worst things.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, it dumped so hard on a pack of girls.

[Anders Holm]

Like tweens.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They were like. I mean, they're probably, like, between 15, 16. They were somewhere in there.

[Blake Anderson]

Why did this dad just throw a lobster roll at me?

[Adam Devine]

I know.

[Anders Holm]

D. So gnarly.

[Adam Devine]

And the video, I ended up taking it down. I felt bad. People were like, why would you do that? I'm like, I did not think it was gonna go that way.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, dude, it's truly sad. It was truly sad because, you know, these little girls have a whole festival left where they gotta be sitting, smelling like lobster mayonnaise.

[Adam Devine]

I feel horrible.

[Blake Anderson]

The Fabrizio brothers didn't hook them up with an apron or something after that.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Like, what could you have done to help them?

[Adam Devine]

And then I. And then I go backstage. I'm like, we have to get those girls, like, free merch or some shit. And they're like, okay. And then we didn't find them. We couldn't find them.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta hose them.

[Adam Devine]

And then I'm like, well, maybe it wasn't that bad. A mom reached out via Instagram. She DMed me, and she was like, it wasn't just one girl. You doused a whole pack of girls, one of which was my daughter. And I. Then I write back. Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I want to apologize. I didn't think it was going to happen.

[Blake Anderson]

I want. Want to apologize.

[Adam Devine]

I won't. You're a monster. I want to. I want to. I'm not going to. No, I apologize.

[Blake Anderson]

I very much want to, but my lawyer is telling me I can't.

[Anders Holm]

I can't. I can't even. I can't. I can't talk no more.

[Adam Devine]

I said I was very sorry, yada, yada. And, you know, and then she writes back. It actually ruined her day.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And then she was like. She was sad and she was embarrassed, yada, yada.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, man.

[Adam Devine]

So I'm. I'm trying now. I'm trying to, like, get a bunch of. Of bottle rock merch to send to them.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, dude. She don't want to remember that day. It was the worst day of her life.

[Adam Devine]

I know.

[Anders Holm]

Her crush was there. She went to go, like, he saw her. He's like, what's up? She just had lobster rotting.

[Adam Devine]

And, you know, Benson Boone was on stage with us who, like, all the Girls are crushing on. And this is the Flipper.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah, yeah, the Flipper, man.

[Adam Devine]

Very cool song. Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I've heard that.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Oh, how could you not?

[Adam Devine]

Talented guy, beautiful voice.

[Anders Holm]

Where.

[Blake Anderson]

Where would I have heard that song, though? Probably just Instagram.

[Anders Holm]

Everywhere.

[Adam Devine]

Just everywhere.

[Blake Anderson]

Where people are, like, working out and it's his song, right?

[Adam Devine]

He has a stunningly beautiful voice.

[Blake Anderson]

I think when I see, like, chicks, you know, like, the girls do, like, the pull ups with no shirt on. Like, you just.

[Anders Holm]

Your algorithm.

[Adam Devine]

This is my algorithm.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's like, it's just set to that song of them doing pull ups.

[Adam Devine]

Beautiful things that I got.

[Anders Holm]

It definitely feels like a. Like a girl's fit fits the gram. If that's a thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Sounds like an anthem.

[Blake Anderson]

It's half an Instagram.

[Adam Devine]

I walked backstage after watching Benson Boone, and I was doing that. I was just singing. I was. I was pretty half cocked by this point, and I'm just going, were you.

[Anders Holm]

Half cocked when you threw the giant lobster roll?

[Adam Devine]

I wasn't. That was early in the day. I wasn't. I, like, had one lawyer.

[Blake Anderson]

His lawyer's telling him to say he was sober.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, no, I wasn't. When you.

[Anders Holm]

You spiked the football into the little girl's hair.

[Adam Devine]

I didn't mean to.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, here's my question, and this is half kind of a joke and half very serious. What does this woman expect from you?

[Adam Devine]

I know that that's what people said, you know, closure, like, you're a good person.

[Blake Anderson]

You're gonna try and make it right.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm trying over here, but.

[Blake Anderson]

But in. In her, where she's coming from, what is making it right?

[Adam Devine]

I know.

[Anders Holm]

Know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I'm like, I. I don't. I don't know. I don't really know what to do. I'm gonna see if I can get a hooded sweatshirt or something.

[Blake Anderson]

To her, this sounds like the beginning of a stalker comedy movie from the 90s where it's like, oh, I didn't mean to do that. That's okay. Maybe we just go to dinner one time and you go, okay, yeah, let's go to dinner one time. And then from there, it like, turns into this.

[Adam Devine]

I won't be eating lobster. Ha ha ha.

[Anders Holm]

But you will.

[Adam Devine]

And it's just her. They kidnap me and they force feed me lobster.

[Anders Holm]

What the hell?

[Adam Devine]

Until I pop.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it real?

[Anders Holm]

Allegedly. I hope that's not. Not the case, but.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I hope not. So I was bummed by that.

[Anders Holm]

So other than that, after that, you just started raging Again. Right.

[Adam Devine]

And then I drank a lot. Yeah. I was like, I feel like such a dick.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam's gonna go to prom with this.

[Adam Devine]

Girl, by the way. No one else backstage thought they were just like, that was hilarious. No one was like, that was insane. We gotta get these girls hoodies or this. Everyone was like, that was awesome. And I'm getting high fives, and I'm like, I feel bad. And they're. I don't. It's fine. They love it. And I'm like, oh, they love it. It. And then I come home, I. I read my dms. I'm like, oh, man.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I think what really sold it was the video footage that you posted as well. It's like, it's tragic because it, like, pans over and it's just this little girl just like. Yeah. With, like, coleslaw just dripping from. I'm like, oh, damn. Whatever. It's a fun story. She'd go back next year. Maybe you could get her free tickets for next Bottle Rock.

[Adam Devine]

I would love that. I. I am not in control of anything, and I'm reached out and I haven't heard much back. Back. But I'm still working on it.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, this is what people pay for when they go see that birthday cake. Dj, Right? You're just.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I was the Steve Aoki of seafood.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

But you know what? Birthday cakes, you know, it does well in the sun. I don't know. That doesn't.

[Blake Anderson]

What are you talking about?

[Adam Devine]

No, it doesn't. No.

[Anders Holm]

It definitely doesn't do as well as lobster immediately and mayonnaise. That is not. Yeah, that is not what you want on you.

[Adam Devine]

You're right. You were right.

[Blake Anderson]

It's different. It hits different.

[Anders Holm]

It hits different guys.

[Adam Devine]

I just say that birthday cake hits.

[Anders Holm]

Different in the sun. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

True. Double true.

[Anders Holm]

Double true skin.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's what's up. That's what's up. No doubt.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's definitely what's up.

[Adam Devine]

I like your perspective, man. You always bring, like, a different vibe and, like.

[Anders Holm]

Thanks, brother. Cheers.

[Adam Devine]

And then linked up with Kyle for a little bit. His braces are looking absurd. Yeah. The guy needs to get these.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. The. For those that don't know, he got braces as soon as he wasn't on the pod anymore. And we. And. And of course, he's inspiring. We would. Every pod would have been about Kyle.

[Adam Devine]

Ended him and did him. Yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I see him, you know, out and about. We go play pickleball. That's nice.

[Adam Devine]

He never hits me up.

[Anders Holm]

It still catches me off Guard. When I see those braces.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it does. So gotta. Gotta see a lot of that, dad. Yeah, I met a lot of. I met Steph Curry. He's nice as hell, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, cool. The freaking goat. Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

I like how you're shocked.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, dude, the list of people I met. Steph Curry, Ken Griffey Jr. Who's like, dabbed me up like we're old homies.

[Anders Holm]

What the hell?

[Adam Devine]

Gavin Rosdale came over to me.

[Blake Anderson]

He probably thought you were Sean Astin because they were from the same era.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that might be. Give me a hell yeah.

[Anders Holm]

It's possible. We'll take it.

[Adam Devine]

He's like, goonies.

[Blake Anderson]

Goonies never say die. You're like, no doubt.

[Anders Holm]

They really are so sick.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, you guys met Gavin Rossdale, and he came over to me. He's a big Righteous Gemstones fans.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, that's sick.

[Blake Anderson]

How was he not on it?

[Adam Devine]

He apparently auditioned for the Righteous Gemstones.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God. And he auditioned for Judy's. Judy, like, cheats on her husband last season, and that's a great casting. But. But another. The guy who got it was fantastic in the role, but he was like, I. I just couldn't get the Southern accent down, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I kept saying guitar. He's like, I'm tuning my guitar. And I'm like, thank God they didn't cast you, because this is. I'm offended if I'm Southern. I'm offended by this.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's not good.

[Adam Devine]

But it was cool.

[Blake Anderson]

And that just goes to show you that, like, it must have been awful.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Because if Gavin Rossdale is auditioning for you, it's kind of like a formality. You're like, he's getting.

[Adam Devine]

He's gonna get it. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

It's your role.

[Adam Devine]

If he could have just played Gavin Rossdale, then, I mean, I would have loved if Kelvin's crush was just Gavin Rossdale. And then I pay for him to come perform at a birthday party or something.

[Blake Anderson]

After you met him, did you go, hey. MAN on don't let the days pass you by.

[Anders Holm]

Oh.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I didn't.

[Blake Anderson]

And then he looks back at you and he goes, yes.

[Adam Devine]

Points. Because, by the way, he's stunning.

[Anders Holm]

Of course he's stunning.

[Blake Anderson]

Always has been.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, his hair, his. The way he clothes lay on his body.

[Adam Devine]

I was shook.

[Blake Anderson]

You were bottle shocked.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. You were fully bottle shocked.

[Adam Devine]

Chloe could not have cared less. I mean, it was just like a guy I was talking to, and I'm like, that's Gavin Rossdale. And she's like, oh, is that who that is? I'm like, I would AI.

[Anders Holm]

You and Gavin blazing each other so quickly.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Adam, I don't. I don't want to do this to you.

[Adam Devine]

What? What's that?

[Blake Anderson]

Chloe was pretending that she didn't know.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, ew, yucky.

[Blake Anderson]

She was like, oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

Not for me.

[Blake Anderson]

Who was that? Nobody that just made me come standing here.

[Anders Holm]

Ew, yucky, yucky, yucky.

[Adam Devine]

I must have got some lobster roll in my pants.

[Blake Anderson]

It smells like Gavin Rossdale. Like, I feel like when he just walks through, like, a mall. Women are fainting.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, he's. He's stunning.

[Blake Anderson]

They get the stanky leg.

[Adam Devine]

You know who I also met that also gave an air of, like. Who I've never really liked, admittedly that much, was Gavin Newsome.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, shit.

[Adam Devine]

I met multiple Gavins.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. How was Newsom?

[Anders Holm]

I've been on an airplane with him.

[Adam Devine]

I met him.

[Anders Holm]

Him.

[Adam Devine]

I've never been a big newsome guy. Yeah, I talked with him for, like, five minutes.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, well, he's a politician. He's probably slick as.

[Adam Devine]

Dude. He's so good at talking and just making you feel great. And he's also, like, a stud.

[Blake Anderson]

His hands. His hand gestures.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, he was just a stud. Holden Court.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, well, he's like a college baseball player.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, he's cool. I mean, whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

But he talks to. He's like, I mean, I was no good. I just played in college, you know, I guess I could hit. And you're like, shut the up.

[Adam Devine]

It was very much like that. It was very much like, I don't know. Maybe. We'll see.

[Anders Holm]

Anytime you're in the room with, like, any politicians, you just get it. They're just slick as.

[Blake Anderson]

This is what you said. But Joe. Joe Biden, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, exactly. Same thing there. Biden was a killer in the room. You're like, oh, man. And then. And then, of course, his, you know, brain left him rip.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't. Do not say this.

[Anders Holm]

Don't.

[Blake Anderson]

You're turning your back on the DNC fake news.

[Adam Devine]

Finish him. Love him.

[Blake Anderson]

Him.

[Adam Devine]

He was truly very nice when I met him, but years ago, lost.

[Blake Anderson]

Lost his mind.

[Adam Devine]

And that makes me go like, you know, Trump's the coolest. You know, Trump's the coolest.

[Hope Woodard]

Oh, he.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, are you kidding me? He's a fucking blast, man.

[Adam Devine]

I bet Kamala, when you meet her, is fucking down to clown. You're like, this. This girl rules.

[Anders Holm]

She's hella cool. Yeah, she rocks.

[Adam Devine]

I wonder if Hillary.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam is.

[Anders Holm]

Is great Hillary's so fun, bro. She beer bombs.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I wonder if Hillary, when you meet her, you like, she's the best, dude.

[Anders Holm]

She's like, she looks like a grandma, but she parties.

[Adam Devine]

She's cool, dude. I just get it.

[Blake Anderson]

But she. She definitely is like, she'll meet you, you like, establish like a handshake or whatever. And then when you see her, like five years later, she still remembers, like.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you remember that?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, still gotcha.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn.

[Adam Devine]

And then she pulls out a little hot sauce. She's like, I bring this everywhere, right? Yeah, I'm cool, right? You're like, yeah, you are.

[Anders Holm]

That is cool in real life.

[Adam Devine]

That's endearing and cool and love it.

[Blake Anderson]

And then she's like, oh, my God, wait, there's a sniper. And then she farts. And she's like, just kidding. Yeah, I farted.

[Adam Devine]

Psych.

[Anders Holm]

Got you.

[Adam Devine]

You were so scared, you know, you're. You're in a hacky sack circle, and all of a sudden Bernie Sanders just comes in and does a cool side stall.

[Blake Anderson]

And you're like stalling all day.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, bro. Are you kidding me there?

[Adam Devine]

A cool side stall. He kicks it up.

[Anders Holm]

Have you ever arm wrestled? Rfk. He's like, get over here.

[Adam Devine]

You're in a push up contest with rfk. You're just having a blast. Yeah. He's called you brother a lot. You're like, man, it's cool. He's like a WWF wrestler, man.

[Blake Anderson]

So good.

[Anders Holm]

I love politicians.

[Adam Devine]

They're the best in real life, they're all the men or women.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, they're great.

[Adam Devine]

They're. They all just rule. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Shout out to politicians, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

They get a lot of bad press, but here they're family.

[Adam Devine]

Well, what other politicians have you met? Because I've, I've only. I met. I met. Met a handful of mayors. I met Newsome. I met the governor of. Of. Of Nebraska.

[Blake Anderson]

I was at a Comala thing years ago.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Did you meet her?

[Anders Holm]

Gotcha.

[Blake Anderson]

As a vp, I mean, it was like a very small, like, you know, intimate, 40 people in the room type donor.

[Adam Devine]

Ooh, instruments. Gatherings do not come.

[Blake Anderson]

And she seems super cool.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Was it a diddy freak off, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

And she was like, workaholics. And I go, that's right. And she goes, goes, I wouldn't mind.

[Adam Devine]

Working that small dick.

[Blake Anderson]

She goes, ders is my favorite character.

[Anders Holm]

69 man number two. There's one 69 man number two.

[Blake Anderson]

Politicians I've met. I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

Paula Poundstone.

[Blake Anderson]

Paula Poundstone ran for office, didn't Know.

[Anders Holm]

That Jesse Ventura did, and he's a sick ass fool.

[Adam Devine]

Well, well, yeah, I met. Dude met Arnold one time, you know, he rocked.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, unreal.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I. Dude, I played commando for my kids the other day.

[Anders Holm]

What the hell is that? A little adult. What? Wow. Wow.

[Adam Devine]

Love that.

[Anders Holm]

What would you love training these soldiers, bro?

[Adam Devine]

Love that, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, dude, let me just say this. They like the movie. They're into it. They're into it.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

When he gets to like, it's like he goes to like Catalina or some island out there where there's like a secret headquarters and he starts gearing up and he's like zipping the vest.

[Adam Devine]

Is that when he, like, is carrying trees around is like a training.

[Blake Anderson]

That's the very beginning. When you meet him, you go, okay, this guy's formidable. When he gears up to take on the hundred. The hundred guys or whatever, and he's like, like tying grenades on, shoving, like knives in places, guns here, there, everywhere. Tying boots.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, that's the best.

[Blake Anderson]

My kids stand up off the couch.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

And are just like. And I'm just like, they're like, with everything that gets.

[Adam Devine]

We're going to war.

[Blake Anderson]

And when he's like painting the, like camel on and then puts the gun on his shoulder.

[Adam Devine]

I'm getting jacked and juicy just listening to this.

[Blake Anderson]

I was like, this never gets old. Watching jacked dudes gear up for combat.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, God, I could watch it all day.

[Adam Devine]

But also, hey, hear me out. Would it be still. Would it still be cool? Maybe not cool, but would it be funny if just I was shirtless doing the exact same thing? Would it be funny?

[Blake Anderson]

I think with music and if you can give me something behind the eyes. Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

That tells me you're serious about this.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I mean, I'm saying for any of us, but I think my body's probably the. The most porridge base right now.

[Anders Holm]

Now. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I think, I think, I think as long as you have it in the eyes and we know you're going to kill, you get a pass.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I like that. I like any sort of like the music helps.

[Blake Anderson]

The music helps.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Gear up. Scenes rock.

[Adam Devine]

Because, I mean, obviously Arnold's the best version of it, but I think seeing anyone. If, like, if. If Leslie Nielsen were to do that in a naked gun, I would say it's the best sequence ever.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Or Leslie Jones.

[Adam Devine]

Any Leslie.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah. They did it in. I. I want to say they did it in Hot Shots. It might have been Hot Shots part due.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Anders Holm]

I think he like. Or maybe Something. He suits up and then it's in.

[Blake Anderson]

It's in Rambo First Blood Part 2. He does the exact same thing.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. And then something happens. He, like puts on all the gear and then like he's standing there and then he like falls over because it's so heavy. And that's like the end of the bit.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, they did it. And I'm gonna get you, sucker. Like, this is, this is classic.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So it's fresh comedy.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

They were asking me if he was cgi. Can you imagine being so jacked that children ask if you're cgi?

[Adam Devine]

That's so cool. That's so cool.

[Blake Anderson]

And then I had to explain.

[Adam Devine]

I go, he was like 4, first 4 CGI.

[Blake Anderson]

He was the first famous bodybuilder. People used to just like work out and do bodybuilding. He was Mr. Universe six times in a row.

[Adam Devine]

And they're like. But now everyone looks like that and you're like, I know, it's so annoying.

[Blake Anderson]

Kind of. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Nobody looks like Arnold though. God damn, he's flawless, dude. He's the perfect meat mountain.

[Adam Devine]

Gay Eye sponsored by Gay Eye sponsored by Gay Eye.

[Blake Anderson]

I did feel lucky. I was like, I'm so lucky that we grew up in that era.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, no, yeah, we, we're, we're so lucky. We've seen it all. We've got to see that and we've got to see fucking the, the food boys pod.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, we're, we're so fucked. Like, you know how like girls growing up, they were like in magazines, all these girls are skinny and like we, we were watching Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Just being like that.

[Anders Holm]

That's what I need to be.

[Blake Anderson]

I want to be that. And I can't be that.

[Anders Holm]

What the hell is that?

[Blake Anderson]

That? What is that?

[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

To get your hands on Original Penguin's capsule collection and join the brand in celebrating 70 iconic years, go to originalpenguin.com and use code. This is for 20% off. That's originalpenguin.com and Use the code. This is for 20 off.

[Hope Woodard]

Have you ever thought about going voiceover? I'm Hope Woodard, a comedian, creator and seeker of male validation. To most people, I'm the girl behind voiceover, the movement that exploded in 2024. Voiceover is about understanding yourself outside of sex and relationships. It's more than personal, it's political, it's societal. And at times it's far from what I originally intended it to be. These days I'm interested in experimenting, expanding what it means to be voiceover to make it customizable for anyone who feels the need to explore their relationship to relationships. I'm talking to a lot of people who will help us think about how we love each other.

[Anders Holm]

It's a very, very normal experience to have times where a relationship is prioritizing.

[Hope Woodard]

Other parts of that relationship that aren't being naked together, how we love our family.

[Adam Devine]

I've spent a lifetime trying to get my mother to love me, but the.

[Hope Woodard]

Price is too high. And how we love ourselves. Singleness is not a waiting room.

[Blake Anderson]

You are actually at the party right now.

[Hope Woodard]

Let me hear it. Listen to voiceover on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Anders Holm]

She was a decorated veteran, a marine who saved her comrades, a hero.

[Blake Anderson]

She was stoic, heroic, modest, tough.

[Adam Devine]

Someone who inspired people.

[Anders Holm]

Everyone thought they knew her until they didn't.

[Adam Devine]

I remember sitting on her couch and.

[Anders Holm]

Asking her, is this real? Is this real? Is this real? Is this real? I just couldn't wrap my head around.

[Blake Anderson]

What kind of person would do that to another person that was getting treatment that was, you know, know, dying.

[Anders Holm]

This is a story all about trust and about a woman named Sarah Kavanaugh. I've always been told I'm a really good listener, right? And I maximized that while I was lying. Listen to Deep Cover the Truth About Sarah on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

What happens when we come face to face with death?

[Adam Devine]

My truck was blown up by a 20 pound anti tank mine. My parachute did not deploy. I was kidnapped by a drug cartel.

[Anders Holm]

I just remember everything getting dark. I'm dying.

[Blake Anderson]

When we step beyond the edge of.

[Anders Holm]

What we know, to open our consciousness.

[Adam Devine]

To something more than just what's in that western Box.

[Anders Holm]

And we turn. I clinically died. The heart stopped beating, which I was.

[Adam Devine]

Dead for 11.5 minutes.

[Blake Anderson]

My name is Dan Bush. My mission is simple. To find, explore, and share these stories.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not a victim.

[Anders Holm]

I'm a survivor.

[Adam Devine]

You're strongest when you're the most vulnerable.

[Blake Anderson]

To remind us what it means to be alive. Not just that I was the guy.

[Adam Devine]

That cut his arm off, but I'm the guy who was smiling when he cut his arm off.

[Blake Anderson]

Alive Again, a podcast about the fragility of life, the strength of the human spirit, and what it means to truly live. Listen to Alive again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

[Adam Devine]

I listen to an audiobook.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I think it's called the Last Action Heroes. Yeah. And it's awesome.

[Anders Holm]

You're so smart. Audiobook, dude. I love it, brother. I love it for you.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dude, I love listening to you. Well, because I drive back and forth from LA quite a bit, and then whenever I'm driving, I fire it up, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Listen to a book.

[Anders Holm]

I really appreciate that you don't support podcasts. You do audiobooks. They're way better.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no, no, dude, I couldn't imagine listening to a podcast. I couldn't imagine.

[Blake Anderson]

And Adam, what is the highlight?

[Adam Devine]

It's just really cool stories about every action hero.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like so, like, what's one like that?

[Anders Holm]

You give me one. You don't think I know.

[Adam Devine]

You don't remember anything thing I don't remember, dude, I have a Snapchat memory. I just remember having a great time while listening to it.

[Anders Holm]

I would love.

[Blake Anderson]

Did listen to a book. I promise here.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It's called the Last Action Heroes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And it tells stories by where it's got to be.

[Anders Holm]

John Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I think Dolph Lundgren. It's all the Expendables, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Are we doing. Is Bruce Lee like. Is Bruce Lee up in the mix? No, I. I understand that he's a different category, but he's got to be mentioned.

[Anders Holm]

No, he's different.

[Adam Devine]

This is. It's all from 80s and 90s. Yeah. I would like for you guys to guess. There's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. There's eight guys here.

[Anders Holm]

And we got Arnold.

[Blake Anderson]

Arnold Sly.

[Adam Devine]

Yep. Those are the Two main. Dolph.

[Blake Anderson]

JCBCD.

[Adam Devine]

Dolph. JCBCD, huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Steven Seagal.

[Adam Devine]

Yep.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

Bruce Willis.

[Adam Devine]

Bruce. Okay, you're only missing. You're missing. There's two more yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Two. Two more. Two more.

[Adam Devine]

Two more.

[Anders Holm]

Mel Gibson.

[Adam Devine]

It's not Mel. It's not Mel.

[Blake Anderson]

Are there any women?

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, good, good, good, good, good.

[Adam Devine]

Come on.

[Anders Holm]

What are you talking about, bro? Absolutely. Get the out of here. What are you talking about?

[Adam Devine]

These are going to be hard to guess.

[Blake Anderson]

No, they're not.

[Anders Holm]

Hogan. It is not.

[Adam Devine]

Hulk. No.

[Blake Anderson]

It's Wesley Snipes.

[Adam Devine]

It is not.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, disqualified. Sorry, Book. You don't count the. Are we talking about.

[Anders Holm]

Who are the last two.

[Adam Devine]

The last two. We can do. No, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. We can do this.

[Anders Holm]

Good.

[Adam Devine]

Is this good, Podcast?

[Anders Holm]

It's great.

[Blake Anderson]

Everyone's punching. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They're screaming.

[Anders Holm]

They're like, you stupid. It's right there, you stupid idiot.

[Blake Anderson]

And Adam, are you saying these are easy or not so easy?

[Adam Devine]

I would say they are. I mean, they're both very famous, but I don't. They're not top of mind. And that's why you guys are stumped right now.

[Blake Anderson]

No, we're not. We're not stumped. We just. We're having fun talking. Yeah, you're not having fun.

[Anders Holm]

Are they. Can I ask? Are they super buff?

[Adam Devine]

They're less buff. 1. I mean, they're both badasses. One is like Charles Bronson, known as. He. He's a stunt king. The other.

[Anders Holm]

Jackie Chan.

[Adam Devine]

Jackie Chan. You nailed it.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And the other is known as a certified badass, but kind of looks like a dad.

[Anders Holm]

Mickey Rourke. Oh, and I already said Mel Gibson.

[Blake Anderson]

And I didn't sign off on my life being part of this book.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's interesting.

[Adam Devine]

He's like, maybe one of the most. Like, these other guys went to train with him. He's a little bit older.

[Blake Anderson]

Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, dude. So, like, weirdly, God, we are with Bruce Wayne. No, weirdly. Weirdly, Chuck Norris is like, he. Remember there was, like, the peak moment where there were all these Chuck Norris jokes and shit, but I don't think people have actually dove into the Chuck Norris movie catalog. His movies.

[Adam Devine]

There's a lot.

[Anders Holm]

His movies are fucking awesome, dude. They are so cool.

[Blake Anderson]

So I don't even know if you guys know this, but when we did Crossbows and Mustaches, our world famous sketch series, there's a part where I get. Look it up.

[Adam Devine]

Crossbows and mustaches.

[Blake Anderson]

I get kidnapped. They put me in a chair, they cut the bottom of the chair out, my nuts hang.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they do.

[Anders Holm]

Perfect.

[Blake Anderson]

That's stolen from a 007 movie, right?

[Anders Holm]

Yes, yes. With Daniel Craig. Beautiful, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Then they take a bag with an angry rat. And they wrap the bag around my nuts. That is taken from. I believe. And somebody get. Somebody get me out. Missing an action. Two, maybe three.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not sure.

[Blake Anderson]

It's from a. Missing in action. They tie a bag over Chuck Norris's head with a rat.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Yes. Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Isn't he hung by his legs?

[Blake Anderson]

Hung upside down. I think I played it for you guys so you'd understand what I was pitching, dude. And then they take the bag off, and he's got the rat in his teeth, and you're just like.

[Adam Devine]

And in our sketch, his dick.

[Blake Anderson]

My nuts.

[Adam Devine]

Your nuts. Tied the rats up and killed the rats.

[Blake Anderson]

Choked it out.

[Anders Holm]

So good.

[Adam Devine]

It's incredible. Your nuts are so talented.

[Anders Holm]

It's so good.

[Blake Anderson]

Before I could grow a mustache.

[Anders Holm]

Mission in action, too.

[Blake Anderson]

I knew it was two. I was right.

[Adam Devine]

But yeah, one crazy story was John Claude Van Dam used to go to. He was like, 20. He was like 24 or something, or 22. He was like a young guy. And Chug Norris is almost 40, and he's training. And John Claude went to train with him. And they're like, okay, can you, kid, if you could keep up, you could train with us.

[Anders Holm]

And then I think I might be able to.

[Adam Devine]

And then John Claude couldn't. Was gassed and had to stop working out.

[Anders Holm]

I got nothing.

[Adam Devine]

And then he kept hanging out, and he's like, I have to. Let me spar with you. And.

[Anders Holm]

And let me spar with you, man.

[Blake Anderson]

It's pretty good. It's really good.

[Adam Devine]

Chuck was like, I can't allow you to spar with me. I. I would murder you. And he's like, you have to. And then he just proceeded to kick his ass so badly that Jean Claude couldn't walk out of there. And Chuck Norris is a great guy. And he's like, you know what? You're tough. You took it. You're my assistant now. And then he was his assistant for.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God, this is great.

[Blake Anderson]

Shout out, Jean Claude.

[Anders Holm]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

For however long until he got his, like, first big movie. And then he left being Chuck's assistant.

[Anders Holm]

Well, notoriously, Chuck Norris and also Steven Seagal. But I would take Chuck over steag Steven. They are real fighters. They, like, are actually trained.

[Blake Anderson]

Ryan Murphy needs to make that show.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Yeah. But Steven Seagal was like. He was great. But also, everything for Chuck, for Steven Seagal is unverified. They're like, he said he trains with this guy, but that really wasn't. It's not for sure. Like, Chuck Norris won competitions. Like, he is the guy.

[Blake Anderson]

He was a world champion.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

He's a real, actual badass. Jean Claude Van Damme was a ballerina. Let's be honest. But he. He had, like.

[Blake Anderson]

Literally. He was a ballerina.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, he.

[Blake Anderson]

But who also did martial arts.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

But he did ballet.

[Blake Anderson]

But here's the. Here's the.

[Anders Holm]

No shade. That's hard to do.

[Blake Anderson]

Is smart enough.

[Adam Devine]

I couldn't stand my toes.

[Blake Anderson]

Does Chuck Norris have a trademark? Because Jean Claude was like, I have a trademark. I do this.

[Adam Devine]

What's this? The splits. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He does the splits.

[Adam Devine]

I thought you meant, like, he. A trade trademark.

[Blake Anderson]

If he had a trademark move. But if any of us did the splits. Not cool. If anyone does the splits. Not John Claude Van Damme does the splits. It's cool.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Dude. I don't know if you saw my Jennifer Hudson tunnel walk. Spirit Tunnel Walk. 69 dudes. I did do the splits.

[Anders Holm]

And.

[Adam Devine]

And it was very well received. It was very well.

[Blake Anderson]

I told my algorithm.

[Anders Holm]

Cool.

[Blake Anderson]

I told my algorithm, stop sending me the fucking Jennifer Hudson tumble. I'm like, I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

It's done the spirit walk.

[Adam Devine]

Because I did it the once now. I told my publicist. I'm like, I did it, like, now. Now when I go back to do press and I'm doing Jennifer Hudson, which I'm sure I will. And. And I had a great time on the show.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Do I have to do the spirit walk again?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. You gave it your all.

[Adam Devine]

I gave it my all. I did.

[Anders Holm]

Anybody done it twice?

[Adam Devine]

I'm sure, I'm sure. I'm sure.

[Blake Anderson]

What a mess.

[Adam Devine]

You have to. You have to bring that much energy again.

[Anders Holm]

Tough.

[Adam Devine]

No, sir. I don't. Like.

[Anders Holm]

I can't wait. I d. We got to get you in that spirit walk. I can't wait to watch it.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, I don't get anxiety. I. My skin is crawling. Having to tell those people I'm living in a nightmare.

[Adam Devine]

Nothing would make me happier than to watch D. Not do. Not do. Just walk down it and be, like, there.

[Blake Anderson]

And Adam, tell me if I'm wrong, wrong here, and maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. To me, there's nothing worse than, like, manufactured good times.

[Anders Holm]

Sure, sure, sure.

[Blake Anderson]

But does it feel like an actual good time?

[Adam Devine]

I had a pretty damn good time doing it because they're just chanting your name. They're. And they're doing fun songs. And I ended up having a great time. At first, I was like. Because I I always had to do it twice.

[Blake Anderson]

You had to do it twice?

[Anders Holm]

That's right.

[Adam Devine]

No, I just kept running back and forth through it. I didn't have to do it twice.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought you told us before that they were like, do it again.

[Adam Devine]

No, well, not true.

[Blake Anderson]

Check the tapes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, check the tapes. I've never. I never said that I didn't have to do it again.

[Anders Holm]

I do recall that. I do recall you saying that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Thank you.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

The thing was, is I walked out and they were there chanting and I wasn't ready.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't want to know the thing. I want to know the truth.

[Anders Holm]

You can't handle the truth.

[Adam Devine]

So then I had to go back in. I wasn't ready. They're like, are. And then I like stepped out real quick. Quick of the little room and they start chaining. I'm like, no, I'm not. This isn't like the shirt I'm wearing or whatever. So I had to go back in, change the shirt. Freaking see you. Any takebacks, apologies, any epic slams do.

[Blake Anderson]

You want to take back hitting that girl with the.

[Anders Holm]

The lofter all?

[Adam Devine]

I would like to take that back. Yeah. I feel. I felt bad initially. I felt very bad when the mom reached out and shamed me as she should have. I would be pissed too, if it was my daughter and some middle aged comedic actor got on stage and spiked a five pound lobster roll.

[Anders Holm]

Gotcha, bitch.

[Adam Devine]

Covered in an entire tin of caviar on my daughter's head.

[Anders Holm]

It's getting worse.

[Adam Devine]

I would be bummed.

[Anders Holm]

You just. Did you get to eat the lobster roll at all or it just wasn't your liking or you're just like, no, I would just.

[Adam Devine]

Was like, the audience should have babes.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake. Great question, Blake.

[Adam Devine]

I thought people were given the food.

[Blake Anderson]

I guess I didn't even understand the story because I didn't know if you ate it or tasted it or not.

[Anders Holm]

No, it's just like wild.

[Adam Devine]

And. And then Trey. Trey threw out this giant thing of ice cream and it's. And it hit this guy in the.

[Anders Holm]

Head and he liked it. You just aimed at miners.

[Adam Devine]

He liked it. He was like a guy. He was just like a dude. I wish I would have. If I would have hit a dude, I'd feel great about this whole thing. It's the fact that it missed the dude. I was aiming child and hit a pack of little blonde girls who were there just to see Benson Boone and. And be excited about living life.

[Blake Anderson]

Benson.

[Anders Holm]

And instead they got bumpered. They got bumpered they got bumpered. Sorry.

[Adam Devine]

Our girls got bumpers. And that's my move, and I'm very sorry.

[Anders Holm]

Time.

[Adam Devine]

I would like to give a big shout out to my boy Anders holm, a big 48 years old. I'm 44. 44. 44. You seem older than that, but can.

[Blake Anderson]

You imagine if I was 48?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God, I can't wait. And I'll give him a big slam. I'll say, there's. You're old as dirt, baby.

[Adam Devine]

You're old as dirt.

[Blake Anderson]

Classic. Classic.

[Adam Devine]

It was fun. I just posted, you know, because you have to post about your friends and it's the birthday. You have to.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

I posted about you today and I went back and was like, it's nice that now you can just like you're in my little. I have so many photos with you throughout the years. It could. It's just like in your phone, it just says Anders. And then I could click on that button and it shows every photo we've ever taken together, which is like 1200. And I went back through the crates and found like some super old ones. It was fun to go back and relive. Rehash those mems, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm gonna look at them all in bed tonight.

[Anders Holm]

Those. The. The button where you can just. You can really just fall in to photos of your phone. Like when you start to go back. It's. It's better than any TV show. It's the TV show of your life. It's really beautiful that. I know this was heady. I know this is heady.

[Blake Anderson]

As much as I want to end on that.

[Adam Devine]

That's a little dunce. That's a little dance. But I do that a lot on planes when I'm, you know, just not wanting to buy the WI fi. Of course, I go, let me look at every photo I've ever taken.

[Anders Holm]

The.

[Blake Anderson]

Go.

[Anders Holm]

Go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Here I. I want to say thank you to all my well wishers in the dms. I appreciate it.

[Anders Holm]

Thank.

[Adam Devine]

Definitely say thank.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's my thing though. And you guys know I gotta have a thing. It's like, yes, you do. Yeah, you do. For you guys, I love, like being mentioned in your stories. I appreciate it.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, oh, good.

[Blake Anderson]

But we're. We're in this era. We're now, like the expectation is that like you get reposted.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, don't worry, you don't get a repost.

[Adam Devine]

I'd prefer if you did.

[Blake Anderson]

I prefer if you did.

[Anders Holm]

It would be nice. I understand it would be nice, but.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like I Got a. I got a few that. I was like, I feel like you're just doing this to be reposted.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's. It's definitely a move.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, look at. That's a fake mustache.

[Anders Holm]

But.

[Adam Devine]

But there's the real one.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly. What? Yeah, Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

A little redder. Yeah. No, you. You are right, though, Durst. There are people who. Who tag you to get a little bit of your birthday juice. I'm glad you're putting them in there. I don't like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I don't like it at all.

[Adam Devine]

I don't like it. And call them out by name right now.

[Blake Anderson]

I probably will. I probably will on another episode. Wait, wait, wait.

[Adam Devine]

Blake didn't. Blake didn't do anything.

[Anders Holm]

I did. I gave him an epic slam. Dude. I said, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam's never listen.

[Adam Devine]

That's another episode of this important. That was a dance episode, dude. That's a thick. That's a thick. Why are we playing this song?

[Anders Holm]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

It was just fun to go out on.

[Anders Holm]

It's Caddyshack and Caddyshack Gopher, and we were. I don't know why it came into my head.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'll come into your head.

[Adam Devine]

Wow. I love it.

[Anders Holm]

Coming hard.

[Adam Devine]

Well, happy birthday.

[Anders Holm]

Happy birthday, Ders.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, guys. And I'll repost you guys.

[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Hope Woodard]

Have you ever thought about going voiceover? I. Hi. I'm Hope Woodard, a comedian, creator, and seeker of male validation. I'm also the girl behind voiceover, the movement that exploded in 2024. You might hear that term and think it's about celibacy, but to me, voiceover is about understanding yourself outside of sex and relationships. It's flexible, it's customizable, and it's a personal process. Singleness is not a waiting room.

[Blake Anderson]

You are actually at the party right now.

[Adam Devine]

Let me hear it.

[Hope Woodard]

Listen to voiceover on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Anders Holm]

I've seen a lot of stuff over 30 years. You know, some very despicable crime and, and things that are kind of tough to wrap your head around. And th this ranks right up there in the pantheon of Rhode island fraudsters. I've always been told I'm a really good listener, right. And I maximized that while I was lying. Listen to Deep Cover the Truth About Sarah on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Blake Anderson]

What happens when we come face to face with death?

[Adam Devine]

My truck was blown up by a 20 pound anti tank mine. My parachute did not deploy. I was kidnapped by Drill Curtil.

[Blake Anderson]

When we step beyond the edge of what we know, I clinically died.

[Adam Devine]

The heart stopped beating, which I was.

[Anders Holm]

Dead for 11.5 minutes.

[Adam Devine]

In return, it's a miracle I was.

[Blake Anderson]

Brought back Alive Again. A podcast about the strength of the human spirit. Listen to Alive Again on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.

[Adam Devine]

This is an iHeart podcast.