Loading summary
Adam Devine
This is an iHeart podcast.
Blake Anderson
Hey Tii Nation, we're here to tell you about Leesa Mattress, the mattress company that's taking our bedrooms by storm. Since I got my Leesa mattress, my sleep has been incredible. No more rolling around for me trying to find the perfect position. I'm fast asleep in no time. And luckily for you, Leesa has several different mattress models to choose from, each each designed for specific sleep positions and feel preferences.
Kyle Newacheck
Using the highest quality materials, Leesa meticulously designs and assembles their mattresses in America for exceptional comfort and support. Delivery is free, returns are easy and you have 100 nights to try out your mattress in the comfort of your home. With Leesa, your purchase has a purpose and every year Lisa donates thousands of mattresses to those in need. With more than 41,000 donated to date.
Adam Devine
That's a lot. Go to Lisa.com for 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set plus get an extra $50 off with promo code. This is exclusive for my listeners. That's Leesa promo code. This is for 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set plus an extra $50 off Lisa.com promo code this is Remember, no matter who you are, there's a Lisa just for you.
Kyle Newacheck
The Ioniq 9 is Hyundai's first three row all electric EV space in an EV5. Finally, the Ioniq 9 has impressive capacity and capability giving you more room to.
Adam Devine
Explore with class leading interior space with purposeful tech. The ultra powerful Ioniq 9 rear wheel drive S trim gets an EPA estimated 335 miles on a full charge. Actual range will vary.
Blake Anderson
It's tech infused with standard safety features like highway driving assist too and blind spot collision avoidance assist. Plus you get a 10 year 100,000 mile hybrid electric limited battery warranty.
Kyle Newacheck
Learn more about the Ioniq 9@HyundaiUSA.com, call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
Adam Devine
Looking to level up your home this summer?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, sure.
Adam Devine
Okay. Well then meet Pura plus the smartest way to scent your space. The Pura Plus Diffuser lets you control your fragrance from anywhere with your phone.
Blake Anderson
With app controlled fragrance scheduling, premium long lasting scents and sleek design. It's where fragrance meets function. Right now subscribe to any two scents for 12 months and get your Pura plus diffuser free.
Kyle Newacheck
So don't miss out. This limited time offer won't last. Visit pura.com and claim yours Today, spring.
Adam Devine
Is almost here, so it's time to shake off those heavy layers and bust out those beautiful, beautiful thighs.
Kyle Newacheck
Gentlemen, whether you're getting dressed for your workday, a workout, or a weekend getaway, Chubby's has you covered for a limited time. Chubby's is giving our viewers 20% off your order with our code thisis20@chubbyshorts.com. that's code thisis20. Support our show and tell them we sent you. Don't blend in with the crowd. Stand out with chubbies.
Adam Devine
Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important today on this Is Important.
Kyle Newacheck
You smoke weed?
Blake Anderson
Hey, no drummies here. Just mo coochies, man.
Adam Devine
Come on. Why you gotta do me like that? Let's go. Blake, you fell out of your chair when you did the clappy.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
Did that.
Adam Devine
What happened, dude? What happened?
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
Oh, boy.
Adam Devine
What happened, buddy? You clapped so hard you snapped your chair.
Kyle Newacheck
My chair just snapped.
Adam Devine
Also, why you have a glass chair as your computer?
Kyle Newacheck
No, it's like vintage plastic. Holy shit, dude.
Blake Anderson
Hang on a second. Vintage plastic?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
What is your heritage, bruh? Damn.
Kyle Newacheck
This is the oldest plastic on the market.
Adam Devine
It's vintage plastic from 2012 from the Mayflower.
Kyle Newacheck
I. Maybe it's not vintage. It just straight up snaps.
Blake Anderson
That looks like super spiky.
Adam Devine
Yeah. So what are you going to do now? Because we do have a podcast. This happened at Second One. Second One.
Kyle Newacheck
I could stool it. Dude, it literally happened on the clap.
Adam Devine
Oh, my God. So what happens? What had happened was.
Kyle Newacheck
Jesus.
Adam Devine
At the beginning of the podcast, we do a clap so they know when to sync our sound. And Blake clapped so viciously hard that his chair snapped in half.
Kyle Newacheck
Hold up.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Is that what it was?
Kyle Newacheck
A hulk like Bruce Banner out here? What the hell? God.
Adam Devine
I like it.
Blake Anderson
And if you're watching YouTube, we're gonna show it to you.
Kyle Newacheck
I hope we got that on camera, because I went head over heels. That was ass over end. Is that what that's over tea kettle? Yeah. What? What does that mean? Let's get into it. This is a hot one.
Blake Anderson
Just some cool. Mom was like. He was ass over teakettle. Yeah, Mom.
Adam Devine
Okay, Mom.
Blake Anderson
Nice mom.
Adam Devine
I don't know. She's drunk again.
Blake Anderson
She went. And then she went right back in the kitchen with one of those doors that goes back and forth.
Adam Devine
My grandma had those. My God. How often? Like the saloon doors?
Kyle Newacheck
Saloon doors? Yeah. Bars open, baby.
Blake Anderson
Are we talking double Doggies. Or we're talking one.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, double doggies. I think Lucy had those. And I love Lucy, if I'm not mistaken.
Adam Devine
It was one. It was one.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, okay.
Adam Devine
I'm. I'm almost positive, but then again, I. I'm not well versed in my Lucy. Know what I mean?
Blake Anderson
The way you. The way you led with just Lucy, I was like, hey, but I'm with you now.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, you know why? It's because we spoke about it last week. I did watch the Pee Wee documentary, and he mentions how he was a Lucy fan, and I was like, wait, I was a big Lucy fan back in the day.
Blake Anderson
Everyone was. She was amazing.
Adam Devine
Oh, everyone was. It was the biggest show on television.
Kyle Newacheck
It's a great. I gotta watch it again. It's been so long.
Blake Anderson
The format of sitcoms is based on that show.
Adam Devine
Yeah. And.
Kyle Newacheck
And she was hella funny. And I think we. I think we talked about it back in the day, how hot she was. She was really. It's science.
Blake Anderson
I thought she was a hottie.
Kyle Newacheck
She was a redheaded banger.
Adam Devine
And I didn't think so when I was a kid, just because it was, like, in black and white and it was old. And so you're like, oh, that's old. That's old.
Blake Anderson
This is the way you didn't watch Patty.
Adam Devine
Do I like my. I like my women full of silicone.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
This is the 90s, right?
Kyle Newacheck
And Jennifer Love Hewitt. We're still horny from last week.
Adam Devine
Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
You only like to watch Tool Time within Home Improvement.
Adam Devine
Yeah. That's the only show I liked. Was the show within the show.
Kyle Newacheck
Wait, how. Who were all the Tool Time Girls? Because I think it originally.
Adam Devine
Originally.
Kyle Newacheck
I think it was Carmen Electra at first, but didn't it switch? Or was it Pamela Anderson?
Blake Anderson
Pam Anderson?
Kyle Newacheck
It was Pam Anderson for shizzle, but then it switched.
Adam Devine
Carmen Electra. Is that real, man?
Kyle Newacheck
I don't think it was Carmen Electric.
Adam Devine
Are you just making up, dog?
Kyle Newacheck
But they did switch to a brunette girl, I believe.
Blake Anderson
Was it Kathy Ireland?
Adam Devine
Yeah. I remember. I remember being way into her. I was so into Kathy Ireland. I loved Kathy.
Blake Anderson
She was just a human cat.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You're like, I think I want to a cat. She had me on the streets looking for cats.
Adam Devine
Todd is saying, Debbie. Old Debbie Dunning.
Kyle Newacheck
Debbie Dunning.
Adam Devine
Oh, my God. By the way, look at Debbie Dunning.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
None other than Debbie. Debbie Dunning. I'm going to come. She played Heidi.
Adam Devine
Whoever swooped up Debbie Dunning.
Kyle Newacheck
You're so stoked. Yeah. God damn.
Adam Devine
If She's a good person. Which just looking at her, you could tell she is pure evil. You could tell she is. Wow.
Kyle Newacheck
She looks fantastic in her. Wikipedia, the work boots. God damn. Yeah, that's.
Blake Anderson
What's the work boot? The boot barn. Looking like a boot barn ad.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, absolutely. She's got some caterpillars on. I love it. They seem like they're cat caterpillars. Right.
Blake Anderson
I'd like to wrap her in a cocoon.
Adam Devine
And I don't know if I. I talked about this the other day, but I had a run in with a. What the kids used to call Karens. Do they still call kind of crazy women Karens?
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, yeah. No, it's.
Blake Anderson
Really.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. That's hot. That's hot right now.
Adam Devine
Is it still hot? I think they might have pivoted off, but. But regardless, I'm. I'm an old man, so I say things like, karen, dude. Hot, hot, hot, dude. It was pretty wild to meet one out in the streets, and I didn't back down. I held my ground, and it was awkward for everyone involved.
Blake Anderson
Are you sure you weren't the Karen? Will you tell the story, Adam?
Adam Devine
Yeah, I'll tell the story.
Kyle Newacheck
I'll tell the story. Come on, let's go. Here we go.
Blake Anderson
I'm living in a nightmare.
Adam Devine
So I'm at the Chick Fil A. I've never been inside of a Chick Fil A. I've never once been inside of one of these places. There's a new one that opened up down the street from my house.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay.
Adam Devine
I'm swinging through. I'm getting a 30 pack of the. The naked chicken nuggies, baby.
Kyle Newacheck
30? God damn, boy.
Blake Anderson
God damn dirty pack of naked chicken nuggets.
Adam Devine
Yes. So that's just the grilled. The grilled nugs.
Blake Anderson
So just a bucket of grilled skinless of loose chicken.
Adam Devine
Yes. And it's so good, dude. I'm telling you, it's so good.
Kyle Newacheck
I've never had it. I've never had.
Adam Devine
Oh, I'm telling you, dude, you know me. I love my chicken spring and all, baby. I'll go.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And so I'll stick to the sandwiches.
Blake Anderson
Go ahead. Okay.
Adam Devine
But if you want to pivot off the sandwiches and go with a nice bucket of bucket.
Blake Anderson
A bucket of loose ass wet chicken.
Kyle Newacheck
A new nugget.
Adam Devine
It's not wet. It's not wet, though. They're not wet, but they're. They're juicy. They're moist. They're not wet.
Kyle Newacheck
It.
Blake Anderson
Okay. They gotta be wet. They gotta be wet. Go Ahead.
Kyle Newacheck
Sound wet, dude, they sound wet.
Adam Devine
They're not wet. They're juicy. Okay, Juicy.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
So anyways, so I'm pulling in.
Kyle Newacheck
Uhhuh.
Adam Devine
And there's up front, this. This is Orange County, Right. And this is Southern California. Really?
Blake Anderson
So it's Adam Divine. Get out all the wet chicken, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
Get it out the bucket.
Blake Anderson
He's back.
Adam Devine
Six or eight electric vehicle parking spots right up front. Right up front.
Blake Anderson
Yep.
Kyle Newacheck
Thanks, Nome.
Blake Anderson
Thank you, Gavin.
Adam Devine
Yeah, totally.
Blake Anderson
He beat me.
Adam Devine
So there. And then there's the lot, and there's no cars parked in the. In the electric vehicle. And then there's the lot behind it and it's jammed. So then I have to drive back there. I'm looking for a spot. I have to wait for someone to leave. They leave, I get a parking spot. I'm walking up to the front. This woman pulls in with a minivan.
Blake Anderson
How do you know she was a woman?
Kyle Newacheck
Gotcha, bitch.
Adam Devine
Because I saw her face and her body and with. She's with her children and I assumed. I did assume that.
Blake Anderson
Interesting.
Adam Devine
This. I don't know, what do you want me to call her? This troll.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, yeah, the bitch.
Adam Devine
What do you want me to call her? This.
Blake Anderson
The Karen.
Adam Devine
This beast, this human chicken nugget gets out of her minivan and out pops six kids.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my goodness.
Adam Devine
Like 12, 12 year old boys. And they all climb out.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And I'm not mad at this. I'm like, these boys need to eat. I get that. But the minivan was not electric. It was not an ev. And I walked around it to make sure.
Blake Anderson
You're checking out tailpipes.
Adam Devine
I'm checking for tailpipes, baby. I walk around to make sure it isn't. I get in line.
Blake Anderson
You mind if I check your tailpipes, ma' am?
Adam Devine
She then stop eating. She then invites a friend that gets there after me, and she has four kids to join her mom. All go in front of me. I'm one person. Buying a bucket of juicy chicken nuggets.
Blake Anderson
Arguably more food. Yeah, go ahead.
Adam Devine
And we go. We go to the front of. Of the. We get to the front. It's kind of a long line. It's taken me forever.
Blake Anderson
I mean, new chick fil A. Everyone's excited.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
People gotta be lying around the block.
Adam Devine
It was wild. I regretted it immediately.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, there's celebrities there. Yeah, go ahead.
Adam Devine
So I'm. I'm pissed off a little bit. And. And I'm like, okay, whatever. I mean. And then we get to the front.
Blake Anderson
The.
Adam Devine
There's two cashiers working. The other cashier sees me, and she goes. She whispers. She goes.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
And the other woman is waiting for the other.
Kyle Newacheck
I think this is.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And she goes, it's okay.
Kyle Newacheck
You come.
Adam Devine
Come.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And so I go through and I go, I'll take 30 chicken nugget bumper. No. She goes, excuse me. Excuse me. We were first. We were first. And I go, it's just me. And she goes, this just isn't fair. This isn't fair. And then her son goes, mom, just let him go through. And she goes, no, no, it's just not fair. And she doubles down on how not fair it is. And I go, I love your ev. And she goes, excuse me? And I go, I love your electric vehicle. And she. And she. She's like, what are you talking about? I'm like, your minivan.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Was. Is not an electric vehicle. And she's. And I also.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah.
Adam Devine
And then she's like. She doesn't say anything to that. She steps to the counter and starts ordering. I'm not going to wrestle this woman to the ground. So I step back and I let them order and they order and they order and they order, and they order and they order and they order and they order. And then the. The one next to me opens up, and then I order my 30 nuggets. I'm done ordering. And they're still order.
Kyle Newacheck
God damn.
Adam Devine
I pay for the food. I. I go over there, and then I see. And then she comes and she goes, it just. I'm sorry, but it just isn't fair. You can't just skip ahead, right?
Kyle Newacheck
Wow.
Adam Devine
She doubles it down again.
Kyle Newacheck
And I gonna let it die.
Adam Devine
Yes. And I guess you didn't drive an electric vehicle, and you parked in the electric vehicle spot. She goes, I beat you here. And I go, you didn't. I was here before you were. And I, like, am sort of teen off on her. And then her friend whispers, that's perfect.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Yeah.
Adam Devine
And I'm assuming that's what she whispered, because you see it wash over.
Blake Anderson
I can only assume you're singing this whole thing.
Adam Devine
And. And then they all start whispering to each other, and then they go back and get chairs, and then they're like, whispering total. Taking photos of me, dude. Yeah, so.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, dude, I looked.
Adam Devine
I went online to. To look to see if there was any photos of, like, of me.
Kyle Newacheck
From the lobster roll on the teenager to the Karen. You're, like, racking it up Public enemy number one. Yeah, dude. Bumper's a bad boy.
Adam Devine
I know, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, she started it, but.
Adam Devine
But by the way, she was out of pocket. Correct. Correct.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. I would say. You know what you should have done, Adam, if you want to know the proper protocol is when the cash. Cashier said, hey, come on over here. You should.
Blake Anderson
Hang on a second.
Adam Devine
The proper protocol.
Blake Anderson
You coming out here like, it's like you're the king of life.
Adam Devine
Go, like, tell me the proper protocol.
Kyle Newacheck
When the cashier called you over because you're just one. You should have asked the girl. You should have been like, is it cool if I go in front of you? I'm just one person. She's. She's telling me to go over there.
Adam Devine
No, no, no.
Kyle Newacheck
She probably would have been like, actually, no, I was here first. And then you could be like, wow, this. Then you could have told the cashier, this girl's. She's. She's being a. Or whatever.
Adam Devine
Instead of, oh, that's a proper protocol whisper. This woman's a.
Blake Anderson
She's being a.
Kyle Newacheck
She's Peanut.
Adam Devine
No, no, no. The. And. And. Yeah, I think on most occasions, I would have done that. But she. First of all, she's seven people herself.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And then she invited four more people to join her crew.
Blake Anderson
Right?
Adam Devine
So that. That's 11 people that she's ordering food for.
Kyle Newacheck
She sucks.
Adam Devine
And then the. The. The. The per. The. The cashier saw what was happening and wave me through. I was like, good. Okay. Sneaky. Thank you. And, you know, it's just.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
30 piece of the. It was wild. Even her son was like, my mom sucks. She was like, yeah, he. Because the son was like, just let him. Go ahead, mom. And she's like, no, no, it's not fair.
Blake Anderson
And then.
Adam Devine
And. Oh, And I didn't. I left this part of the story out. So I'm waiting for the other cashier to open up and. And Chloe calls me right then, and I'm asking her if she wants anything because I'm like, here. And. And. And. And.
Kyle Newacheck
And then I'm like, she hears you fighting?
Adam Devine
Yes. I'm like, this woman shows up. Shows up with this people.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And are you performing this? Are you kind of like performing the phone call so she can hear a little bit?
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah. And she's giving me a little side eye. And I'm like, she doesn't drive an ev. I walked around her minivan. It's not an evil.
Blake Anderson
Right?
Adam Devine
It isn't an Ev. She parked in the EV spot. If she worked and parked in the parking lot, I would have been in front of her. But she didn't she cut.
Kyle Newacheck
She broke the rule down.
Blake Anderson
Right.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm sorry.
Adam Devine
Yeah. So. Yeah, so I got. I was like, that happened last week, and.
Kyle Newacheck
And it stuck with you.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah.
Adam Devine
I'm still a little heated about.
Blake Anderson
These things happen. These things happen. We live in such a neutral society where we don't have to kind of deal with conflict, that when it does happen, now you're ready.
Kyle Newacheck
Ready for war.
Adam Devine
Y.
Blake Anderson
You think about it a week later, and it was just a bunch of wet nuggets is all it was. I'm pissed now. So here. Here's the thing.
Adam Devine
See, the. The way you moved off. The way you moved off and said that you were, like, expecting us to erupt in laughter. You know how, like, when you would, like, you're in a party situation or something, and then you drop a joke and the whole crowd laughs? Like, the whole circle laughs of the little circle you're in?
Blake Anderson
That's happened to me.
Adam Devine
And then you just walk away. That's what Ders just tried to do on the podcast.
Blake Anderson
I wish that's ever happened to me in real life.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, you're at parties, you say a joke, everybody bursts laughing, and then you just walk away.
Blake Anderson
This is. This is a scenario. I do not know.
Kyle Newacheck
Anyways, I got to get a beer. Anybody want a beer?
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly right. Then you got to dip. Then you got a dip. You know, Blake, don't act like you don't know.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, no, I. I thought you did as I ran through the scenario. Yeah, it's like, I got to get a beer. You. You offer that way.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And just so you know, Adam, in this scenario, when you walk away, everyone goes, that was not funny. Right? Yeah. I'm so glad he walked away. So annoying.
Kyle Newacheck
Rude. Dude, come on.
Adam Devine
Don't say, I'm in a fragile state.
Blake Anderson
So I'm going to jump on. What Blake was saying is what.
Kyle Newacheck
Ok.
Blake Anderson
The way to live life.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay.
Blake Anderson
No, but I. So you took advantage of a situation going around. That is true.
Adam Devine
Right, but I was waved around. I didn't just go around. I was waved around.
Blake Anderson
But you were waved around. So I would have leaned into that. That I would have just gone, she waved me around. She waved me around. I don't have to tell you. She waved me around.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, but now you're offering that person up for sacrifice. Like, that's wrong. Dude, you got to vouch for them.
Blake Anderson
Yes. No, because that's what happened.
Adam Devine
That's what happened is what happened. That is what happened.
Blake Anderson
But that's what happened.
Kyle Newacheck
It is, but now you're snitching on her. Now the man now. Now it starts to go. Now the manager comes out. Goes like, what's going on out here? And it's like, I let him.
Adam Devine
And maybe you would have done that, Ders, but I know you. You would have leaned in way harder than I leaned in about the ev and about everything and about the other friends cutting.
Blake Anderson
It would have been a thousand percent. The thing I would have kept repeating. You know, when you get in an argument and you just keep repeating the same thing? So then what rules apply? What rules apply then? So then what rules apply? I can't go ahead of you here after she just offered me to go ahead. But you get to park in the ev thing without an ev. So what rules apply? You tell me what rules apply?
Kyle Newacheck
This is the most. This is a straight up white off at that point.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, Everybody around you not white is just, like, eating and watching.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. They're like, damn, son, they're talking like it's a safari.
Blake Anderson
Like. And now the male species is going.
Kyle Newacheck
What rules apply at this point? Excuse me, excuse me.
Adam Devine
Excuse me.
Blake Anderson
I'm with you. I'm with you. If she's breaking that rule, what rules apply? What rules apply then, ma' am? You tell me.
Adam Devine
I mean. Yeah, and see, that's why you're better at arguing, because you would have done the classic repeat, which does work.
Blake Anderson
It's a hood special. Repeating is a hood special.
Adam Devine
Yeah, see, and. And I didn't want to say that, but once you started to repeat it, I was like, that's because you grew up around a lot of black people.
Blake Anderson
But what did I say, though?
Adam Devine
Yes, it's. It's a. But what did I say, though? Yes, it's about. What did I say?
Kyle Newacheck
That's all you have to say over and over again.
Adam Devine
You grew up around a lot of black people. You have this skill set that I.
Blake Anderson
Don'T have of repeating to. And by the way, sometimes you get to a point where you're like, but what did I say, though?
Adam Devine
Yeah, you forgot you.
Blake Anderson
And now.
Adam Devine
And now Did I say?
Blake Anderson
And now you're asking.
Adam Devine
The tone changes. It goes from, what did I say, though? What did I say?
Blake Anderson
What did I say?
Adam Devine
What did I say, though?
Kyle Newacheck
What did I say?
Adam Devine
Did I say that? What did I say?
Kyle Newacheck
What was I asking for again? Yeah, like, sir, your. Your nuggets have dried out. Yeah, these are dry.
Blake Anderson
No longer wet. Good. I don't like them.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah, they're not wet. We're gonna have to re. Dip your Nuggets. We're gonna have to marinate these boys one more time in the wetness.
Adam Devine
Wet, wet, juicy nuggets.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, I'm sorry you encountered that, Karen. Dude, that sucks.
Adam Devine
I don't know if I've ever. It's. But now it's not ever. But it's been a long time since I've carried. First of all, I'm not in. In fast food restaurants.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Maybe ever. It's.
Blake Anderson
Oh, and this is why.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, yeah, it's drive through.
Adam Devine
You know, it's drive through and. And I kind of rarely go to fast food anyway, so this was a special treat. I was getting, I was getting the healthy option.
Kyle Newacheck
Sure.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I was. I was.
Kyle Newacheck
I just want a party. Sure.
Adam Devine
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
It's the healthiest.
Adam Devine
Yes, yes. Chicken.
Kyle Newacheck
So.
Adam Devine
So they say 500 calories. 500 calories. I looked it up.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, that's not bad.
D
This July 4th, celebrate freedom from spills, stains and overpriced furniture with Annabe, the only machine washable sofa inside and out. Where designer quality meets budget friendly pricing. Sofas start at just $699. Making it the perfect, the perfect time to upgrade your space. Annabe's pet friendly stain resistant and interchangeable slipcovers are made with high performance fabric that's built for real life. You'll love the cloud like comfort of hypoallergenic high resilience foam that never needs fluffing. And a durable steel frame that stands the test of time with modular pieces you can rearrange anytime. It's a sofa that adapts to your Life. Now through July 4th, get up to 60% off site wide@washablesofas.com Every order comes with a 30 day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not in love, send it back for a full refund. No return shipping, no restocking fees. Every penny back. Declare independence from dirty outdated furniture. Shop now@washablesofas.com Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions may apply.
Adam Devine
The Ioniq 9 is Hyundai's first three row all electric EV space in an EV. Finally, the Ioniq 9 has impressive capacity and capability giving you more room to explore.
Kyle Newacheck
Ooh. It has class leading interior space with purposeful tech. Remember trying to cram everything into the trunk for a road trip? Cooler doesn't fit. Someone's leg is asleep, the dog's on your lap. Now imagine a third row in an ev. That dog gets his own seat.
Blake Anderson
It's also tech infused with standard safety features like highway driving assist too and blind spot collision avoidance assist. The ultra powerful Ioniq 9 rear wheel drive. S trim gets an EPA estimated 335 miles on a full charge. Actual range will vary.
Kyle Newacheck
Go further with up to an estimated 150 miles of charge in just 15 minutes on the Ioniq 9 rear wheel drive square when using a 350 kilowatt DC Ultra fast charger and CCS adapter. Actual charge time may vary. Plus you can get a 10 year 100,000 mile Hybrid Electric Limited battery warranty.
Adam Devine
Learn more about the Ioniq 9 at Hyundai USA.com Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
Blake Anderson
Hey Tii Nation. We're here to tell you about Leesa Mattress, the mattress company that's taking our bedrooms by storm. Since I got my Leesa mattress, my sleep has been incredible. No more rolling around for me trying to find the perfect position. I'm fast asleep in no time. And luckily for you, Leesa has several different mattress models to choose from, each designed for specific sleep positions and feel preferences.
Kyle Newacheck
Using the highest quality materials. Lisa Metic designs and assembles their mattresses in America for exceptional comfort and support. Delivery is free, returns are easy and you have 100 nights to try out your mattress in the comfort of your home with Lisa. Your purchase has a purpose. Every year Lisa donates thousands of mattresses to those in need, with more than 41,000 donated to date.
Adam Devine
That's a lot. Go to Lisa.com for 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set plus get an extra $50 off with promo code. This is exclusive for my listeners. That's L E E S A.com promo code. This is for 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set plus an extra $50 off Lisa.com, promo code. This is Remember, no matter who you are, there's a Lisa just for you. Looking to level up your home this summer?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, sure.
Adam Devine
Okay. Well then meet Pura plus the smartest way to scent your space. The Pura Plus Diffuser lets you control your fragrance from anywhere with your phone.
Blake Anderson
With app controlled fragrance scheduling, premium long lasting scents and sleek design, it's where fragrance meets function. Right now. Subscribe to any $0.02 for 12 months and get your Pura plus diffuser free.
Kyle Newacheck
So don't miss out. This limited time offer won't last. Visit pura.com and claim yours today.
Blake Anderson
You guys tell me if I'm a Karen because I had one today.
Adam Devine
You are.
Blake Anderson
Tell Me, if I am a Karen in the situation, you are.
Kyle Newacheck
What's a male Karen?
Blake Anderson
Kyle.
Kyle Newacheck
A Kyle Kyle.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
So I go to pick up my kid at summer camp and there's like a long line you got to wait in because like they, they load all the kids in and then you can drive off and you got to have like a thing in your window that says your kid's name so they know who you are.
Kyle Newacheck
Wow. Sure.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Security has gone kind of high. This is cool. I like this.
Kyle Newacheck
We don't want predators. We don't want predators.
Blake Anderson
You know, you know, honors. There's predators. So.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, well, should I, should I give it to him?
Blake Anderson
That's fine.
Adam Devine
Yes. Points.
Blake Anderson
I pull up, I pick up my three year old. Okay. He. I had just switched the seats so that like the, the. The kid's seat is on the side that they want it to be, which is already wrong.
Adam Devine
Sure.
Blake Anderson
Because you want that to be on the curb side, not a driver's side. So you're not tucking a kid in on the street. Anyway, I switched it for them. So then they put my 3 year old in the car and they go, okay, see you later. And I look back and he's not buckled into his seat.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, shit.
Blake Anderson
And I go, hey, like, can. Did. He's not buckled. And they go, yeah, you can just pull up right over there and buckle him. And I was like, so your policy is that you want me to drive with my kid not buckled in a car that you just put him in?
Kyle Newacheck
Hold up.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I go, I go, that's not a big deal. But that seems like a bad idea for you because if I pull up and someone behind me already got their kid and they pull away and for some horrible reason we hit, and my kid's not buckled because you didn't want.
Kyle Newacheck
To buckle them, it just launches.
Blake Anderson
That's a bad policy, right? And she was, yeah, like, if you're.
Kyle Newacheck
Like, if you're like in a rush and you wouldn't have looked to check.
Adam Devine
She'S like, yeah, I'm just 15 years old.
Blake Anderson
No, no, no.
Adam Devine
She's.
Blake Anderson
This woman was older than me.
Adam Devine
Probably old as dirt.
Blake Anderson
Exactly.
Kyle Newacheck
God damn.
Adam Devine
God damn.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, leave her alone. That's elder abuse.
Blake Anderson
So I go, I'm gon out and I'm gonna buckle him myself and not drive with him unbuckled because I don't know if that's what we want here.
Kyle Newacheck
That's kind of wild. Like, she doesn't say like, like, just so you know, he's not buckled. You looked and Observed that.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Thank you, Blake. I could have just driven off.
Kyle Newacheck
Right, right, right. That is ridiculous. I feel like maybe she skipped a step or something. Why isn't she buckling?
Adam Devine
I would say. No, that's not. That is not Kyle behavior.
Kyle Newacheck
Right.
Blake Anderson
And I was super delicate about it too, where I was like, you don't want this.
Kyle Newacheck
Right?
Blake Anderson
Like, if, God forbid, something very bad happens, that's probably not going to happen.
Kyle Newacheck
Sure.
Blake Anderson
You just put my kid in a car unbuckled and told me to drive off with him unbuckled?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. That's crazy.
Blake Anderson
I'm going to own this camp by the end of the second.
Kyle Newacheck
Do you think that she just fucked up? Did she just not buckle him and then she was like backpedaling like, oh, we don't do that there.
Blake Anderson
No, she goes, you can just do it right over there. It just is faster for everyone to get through.
Kyle Newacheck
That's ridiculous.
Blake Anderson
Then everyone's pulling up over there.
Adam Devine
Over there. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
No one's. And you're not going anywhere. Anywhere. So then I have to get out and buckle him and then get back in, which is slower than. And everybody else has to do the same thing, which is slower than you just putting him in, buckling him and then saying so long.
Adam Devine
Right.
Kyle Newacheck
You know, as a group of fucking aging fucking dads, I'll tell you something right now, there's nothing fucking worse than a child pickup and drop off line. In any instance, they are bad.
Blake Anderson
This one was wild.
Adam Devine
I've yet to. I've yet to experience this. It doesn't seem fun, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, it's bad.
Blake Anderson
When you fire your staff and you start doing it, Adam, it's gonna be wild, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
You're gonna hate it, brother.
Adam Devine
He's too young to be dropped off anywhere.
Blake Anderson
When you meet your kid, it's gonna be crazy, bro.
Kyle Newacheck
It's crazy, dude.
Adam Devine
The elementary school down my house, down the street from my house seems so chaotic. Like every. Every day that I drive past it. When it's a pickup or drop off time, it's just wild. I'm like, I. I think it's a war zone. I think I'm gonna homeschool.
Blake Anderson
Our school is all right. The pickup drop off is pretty organized. But this summer camp situation, I was like, what? Like, so there's a circle to pick up so that they made me switch the seats on the others. I'm like, why isn't the circle the other way?
Adam Devine
I got.
Blake Anderson
I gotta run a summer camp.
Kyle Newacheck
Back in my day, we rollerbladed to school.
Blake Anderson
Thank you.
Kyle Newacheck
Nobody picked our ass Up. Yeah.
Adam Devine
You guys walked. Did you guys walk to elementary school? I did.
Kyle Newacheck
I walked.
Blake Anderson
I rode the bus literally next door to my house.
Kyle Newacheck
So I. I used to ride the bus. It was fucking fun, dude. Yeah, we used to take the last bus every day.
Adam Devine
And why was that fun? Because you had. You got to wake up super early and go stand on the street corner.
Kyle Newacheck
No, no, sorry. I'm saying after school. After school, we, like me, Kyle, Adam, Teddy, we would just stay after school as late as we could and take the very last bus home. It was fucking sick.
Blake Anderson
I think. I think I told you guys about this in the Workaholics writers room, but practice in elementary school. My. My buddy. Back in the day, my buddy who lived kind of far from school was like, dude, you gotta ride the bus with me. The bus driver's crazy. And I was like, okay. Hey, mom, can I go over to Alex's house?
Adam Devine
Sure.
Blake Anderson
So I ride the bus. The bus driver was insane. He would, like, gun it and then the brakes and have all the kids, like. Like. Like.
Kyle Newacheck
Cause it's fun. Like he was listening to Metallica or. Because he was trying to hurt people.
Blake Anderson
No, he was like, it's like a ride. And. And who was the.
Adam Devine
The. The driver in Simpsons? Was it Otto?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
He was basically that guy. And so you would get on top of, like, the seats and. Well, yeah, this dude, like, seat surfing. So he would gun it, and you'd go back a little bit, and then he'd slam on the brakes and you'd fall into the. Like, your little seat in front of you.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, rocks.
Blake Anderson
I'll never forget this, because it was like, the craziest thing I've ever done.
Adam Devine
Killed Jeff.
Blake Anderson
And so.
Kyle Newacheck
Hell, yeah.
Blake Anderson
There's, like, a construction site with a bunch of cones. And he goes, who wants me to hit the cones? And we're all like, yeah. And he just goes. And he's ran down all the cones. And then I hit up my boy Alex, like, the next day or next week or whatever, been like, yo, can I ride the. The bus again? And he's like, he got fired. He's gone. He hasn't been there.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, man. I was like. He's like, yo, hey, you see that chick up there? He's like, honky. He's like, dump him out right?
Adam Devine
Release the twins.
Kyle Newacheck
Hey, educate these kids.
Blake Anderson
I imagine every kid went home and, like, gleefully told their parents, like, what happened?
Adam Devine
How fun. How funny is he?
Blake Anderson
And the parents are like, oh. Huh. Let me just call everyone, including the police.
Kyle Newacheck
This guy's done.
Blake Anderson
Unreal.
Kyle Newacheck
I wonder how long of a run he has.
Adam Devine
Well, that sucks. That sucks for him.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. That sounds like he was a fucking outstanding brage.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
He changed me.
Adam Devine
Now he was drunk, right? I feel like, yes, sir.
Blake Anderson
I think he's just one of those guys who is not a serious person who kind of has a serious job. Job. Right.
Kyle Newacheck
That's a very serious job.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And it's like, what's the worst that could happen if you're flooring it and then slamming on the brakes. I'm drunk now. And you're like, someone could get really hurt. He's like, oh, I guess maybe. You know what I mean?
Kyle Newacheck
I never thought of that.
Blake Anderson
All the kids were having a good time.
Adam Devine
Well, I mean, I bet not all of the kids. Like, I know I would have had a great time experiencing that smoke weed, but I know that my wife would have been petrified. Petrified as a little girl. Like, they're for sure some little kids on that bus that were not down.
Kyle Newacheck
Aren'T down for that.
Adam Devine
Like, Blake would have been. Blake would have been so scared, dude. You could just tell.
Kyle Newacheck
No way, dude. I would have been hyped, bro. What are you talking about?
Blake Anderson
He'd be like, this is not how you live life.
Kyle Newacheck
No, this is not regulation, brother.
Adam Devine
Blake would have been so scared, dude.
Blake Anderson
Unreal. And this was, by the way, like, 38 years ago or some shit. And I still remember. Who wants me to hit the cones?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it sounds like you had the ride of a lifetime. He probably worked at, like, the carnival and then, like, would ride. Drive the bus during the.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, and thanks for bringing that up. I never talk about the carnival in my hometown.
Kyle Newacheck
Did you guys have carnivals? We had carnivals. You remember the carnies?
Blake Anderson
I live in, like, the city.
Adam Devine
Yeah, dude lived in the city.
Kyle Newacheck
You never went to a carnival?
Blake Anderson
I remember going to a state fair and getting on the zipper.
Kyle Newacheck
Right? That's not the same. That's a little more. A little more organized.
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah. We had Millard days. So I grew up in Millard, Nebraska, which is a suburb of Omaha, of course. And we had Miller days, dude. And you had, you know, ask for some little extra coin and then ask a girl to go on the zipper with you.
Blake Anderson
The zipper was zippers. Next level.
Adam Devine
Get in that cage, do some flips.
Kyle Newacheck
When's the last time you rode a zipper that will your old ass up, dude?
Blake Anderson
I think it would ruin me.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, it's bad.
Adam Devine
Well, I think, like, now I remember my dad, he used to always go on roller coasters with me as a kid, but he also had me when he was 26 years old. So by the time he was my age, I was. I was done doing roller coasters. Right.
Blake Anderson
I was a teenager.
Adam Devine
So, like, he was already getting vertigo when I was, like, 8, 9, 10 years old. And I remember being like, oh, my God, this guy's ancient. I haven't been on, like, a true spinny ride.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
In forever.
Blake Anderson
I'm like, I think that's what they're called.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Was that the last time we did it was when we did it on yes. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Yes.
Adam Devine
Which, by the way, I loved that we put a Gravitron in the front yard.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, great.
Adam Devine
Our house.
Blake Anderson
This is what we do, guys.
Adam Devine
This was. It was brilliant. And the fact that. That, you know, we're talking about doing. I mean, can we even talk about doing a show together again?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, sure. We could talk about it.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You won't shut up about that.
Adam Devine
We're talking about doing another show together. And basically, it would be too expensive to shoot in the shitty house that we shot Workaholics in, so we would have to shoot that same show in Vancouver or Montreal or Toronto or where the ever.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, Edmonton.
Blake Anderson
Thank you, Newsome.
Adam Devine
Thanks.
Kyle Newacheck
Come on.
Blake Anderson
By the way, I do like how he was like, I'm doing, and I'm. I'm gonna put in a. An injection of cash into the entertainment industry. And it's like, bro, no one cared.
Adam Devine
No, that's how I roll.
Blake Anderson
No studio, no streamer was like, oh, cool, great. Let's do it here. Then. They were all like, close, but no cigar. We're sending people to the Philippines.
Kyle Newacheck
That'd be kind of sick. Manila, pull up.
Blake Anderson
Okay. Tell me you hate your family without telling me you hate your family.
Kyle Newacheck
No way, bro. You know, we got. We got people.
Adam Devine
I had a meeting at a. Like, a general meeting at a studio the other day, and this executive told me. She was like, they. We actually shoot a lot of our shows in Ireland. Oh, hell yeah. People love. People love going to Ireland. And. And it's beautiful over there. And I'm like, I mean, I would disagree with her. I was like, oh, of course. Yeah, it sounds great. And admittedly, I would like to go to Ireland.
Kyle Newacheck
That'd be awesome.
Adam Devine
I don't want to shoot a whole show in Ireland.
Blake Anderson
No. I would have accidentally said, you go to Ireland.
Adam Devine
I'm like, yeah. I'm like, I'm not trying to spend six months out of my year, of my year living in Ireland away from every. My family and friends. And everything I know and love. I'm like, there's a reason I live in la, so I could shoot the shows in la.
Blake Anderson
By the way, Hollywood.
Adam Devine
So pissed now.
Blake Anderson
I was going through my. Fine. I was going through my finances and found something. We all share the same money manager, right? You guys know where I'm going with this, but going through the finances app money while I was in Australia, and I'm like, what is this little. This little hella money. Jeez. Here. What is this? I don't recognize this. And he was like, oh, I have to pay somebody there because you end up paying taxes here and where you're shooting.
Kyle Newacheck
What the hell?
Blake Anderson
And so there's obviously, like, loopholes where they're like, so we pay X amount to this company so that you then are paying less in Australia and aren't getting gouged. And I'm like, so the production saves money, but I'm paying taxes in two places.
Adam Devine
Double right?
Blake Anderson
Tight butthole.
Adam Devine
Yeah. And what sucks.
Kyle Newacheck
Thanks.
Adam Devine
Like. Like, you have a business manager who is smart enough to know which loopholes to jump through, and, you know, he knows what to do for sure, how.
Kyle Newacheck
To slide stuff a little over here.
Adam Devine
But there's actors who are not at the level that they don't need a money man manager. Right. And this might be one of their first jobs. And they're going over there, they don't know to do this, and they're just getting gouged, man. Yeah, we should be in charge.
Kyle Newacheck
We should.
Blake Anderson
We should be.
Kyle Newacheck
We can start a firm. You start a firm.
Blake Anderson
Adam will be like, let me go around these cars, see which ones are evs. Like, you do that.
Adam Devine
I'm always checking tailpipes.
Blake Anderson
I'll make sure people are buckled. Blake.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm a dumbass.
Blake Anderson
Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Adam Devine
Uhhuh. That is right. Correct.
Kyle Newacheck
I'll just, you know, check in. Kiss babies.
Adam Devine
Have you guys had any run ins with. With Karen's. Blake, do you have any.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm trying to think the last. No, you know, I'm not much of a, like, a person who gets into any sort of skirmish or anything.
Adam Devine
So you don't stand up for yourself yet?
Kyle Newacheck
No, I let Karen. Karen see me. Common man.
Blake Anderson
Right.
Kyle Newacheck
No, I think generally.
Adam Devine
Let me gobble.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm a good. I'm a good diffuser. I'm a good. Yeah, diffuse the situation.
Blake Anderson
Is that what you do to your hair?
Kyle Newacheck
No.
Blake Anderson
Do you ever use one of those blow dryer things that have, like, the.
Kyle Newacheck
Little fingers that have, like, the cone? No, that. Only on set. I need one of those. I never use blow dryers. I just.
Adam Devine
We could tell.
Blake Anderson
Okay, so you've never run into a Karen. You've never been.
Adam Devine
So. Yeah. So essentially, Blake just. Just backs down, I think.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. There's no threatening presence.
Adam Devine
He doesn't. If. If someone's stepping all over him, he allows it to happen.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm trying to think of the last time I really, like, engaged in a moment with a person that was, like. It was getting testy. And it has been a while.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Here's my question. I think we covered this a long time ago about getting punched in the face on a. Whatever. You know, these kids who, like, they do. They. They go in, like, groups of 30, popping wheelies in the streets, and then they go. They go as close to your car as possible and then turn and miss you, and it's like, whatever. Great. But sometimes they hit your car.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, Blake, they do.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, of course.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Hold up.
Blake Anderson
What happens if they hit your car Blazer and like, your. Your. Your tail light up or some shit?
Kyle Newacheck
Like break my tail light?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, your headlight right in your headlight. Boom.
Adam Devine
Yeah, they. They dent the hood, baby. That's gonna be mucho de niro.
Blake Anderson
What are we doing?
Kyle Newacheck
My Jeep is. Oh, I need a new Jeep. So I'm, like, not too upset about it. I'm. I don't value my car that much right now.
Blake Anderson
This kid. This kid here. Let me just paint the picture. He hits the tail light. Tail lights broken. Right. He's off. He falls off his bike.
Kyle Newacheck
What?
Blake Anderson
My pants. His pants actually fall down.
Adam Devine
Allegedly.
Blake Anderson
He's got a rock hard. Are you blowing this, too, or no? I don't know.
Kyle Newacheck
No, dude. What?
Blake Anderson
Oh, okay.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
Wait.
Blake Anderson
I'm just. I don't know.
Adam Devine
I don't know.
Blake Anderson
This is. I'm just.
Kyle Newacheck
Wait, does he. Does he. He lands on his back like spread eagle.
Blake Anderson
He's okay.
Kyle Newacheck
Is he of age?
Blake Anderson
His pants get.
Kyle Newacheck
Is he of age?
Blake Anderson
He's 18. In a day.
Adam Devine
He's 18.
Kyle Newacheck
Hey, baby, now. Now the scenario is getting juicier than a chick fil. A unbreaded nugget, baby.
Adam Devine
Naked, naked.
Blake Anderson
The headlights broken. His pants somehow got pulled by his bike seat down. He's rock hard. Do you let it slide? Do you blow him or do you accost him? What are we doing here?
Kyle Newacheck
Is he okay? Or ask if he's all right.
Blake Anderson
He's gonna be fine. He's gonna be fine.
Kyle Newacheck
It's fine.
Adam Devine
It's a little road rash.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, I'm like, he's.
Blake Anderson
He's 18 a day. He's flexible.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, then in that case, if I'm already, like, I pulled over my Jeep. I've, like, stopped to check if he's okay. I. Yeah, I think I mentioned, like, dude, you broke my. My. My tail light or my headlight, and he goes off like.
Blake Anderson
And by the way, as this all happens, that's it.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm sucking your dick, motherfucker.
Blake Anderson
As this happens, 19 other little teenage dudes on their bikes are rolling up to fuck me. Their dicks aren't out yet.
Adam Devine
That's where I feel like if a guy does that and hits my car and the tail lights busted, or the. The. The car's up and then he falls off his bike, and then he's picking his bike back up, I would then get out and try to fight that man.
Kyle Newacheck
Right, Right.
Blake Anderson
I feel like you get the bike. Right?
Adam Devine
Yeah. Well, I mean, if he's. You know what I mean? I'm like, yes. But it's the 19 other homies. That's when you go, well, dude, I'm not trying to get murdered for this, but if it's one guy, and he was being an asshole.
Blake Anderson
Never one guy. There's never. It's never one guy because who's riding their bike, wheeling around by themselves, dodging cars? Nobody.
Kyle Newacheck
Legend.
Adam Devine
Yeah, a true legend, probably.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's. That's probably true. Some guy named Courtney Logan. Oh, here we go. Hell, yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Yeah. So, Blake. Okay, different scenario. Different scenario. A different scenario. It's gridlock. Traffic. Okay, Pulls up, and you're just zoning out. You're listening to your music.
Blake Anderson
This is streets. Like, not freeways. Streets.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, streets. And there's, like, a concert at the Bowl.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Adam Devine
Yeah, you're right there. You're right there, and it's just great. Like, I drove. It took me two and a half hours to drive from Santa Monica to my house in Orange county yesterday, and it took me down. Lincoln, this is not a Hollywood conversation for one hour. Yeah, but. So I'm driving down. I was stuck in traffic, and I was like, I wonder if Blake could even handle this situation.
Kyle Newacheck
What?
Adam Devine
So if.
Kyle Newacheck
What situation?
Blake Anderson
Dude, what is your problem? Why would you do that? Bet I bet Blake couldn't handle this traffic. Turn the beat up.
Kyle Newacheck
I love. I love sitting in traffic. What are you talking. What are you talking about?
Blake Anderson
Take it easy on your boy. This is your guy.
Adam Devine
Oh, no, no, no. I. I did not even think. I didn't. Was even thinking of Blake.
Blake Anderson
Good, good.
Kyle Newacheck
So.
Adam Devine
So. So anyway, so you're in traffic, and a Guy just pulls up and he's just like, what's up? And you're like, what? And he's like, you. And then he calls you the F word, dude. He drops that to you. Okay. And you're like, okay. And then you're stuck in traffic for the next.
Kyle Newacheck
And he's just riding alongside of me.
Adam Devine
Yeah. And he's just eyeing you, and he's just like, what the are you going to do about it?
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, at that. I mean, at this point, I'm like, wait, what? Like, how do I know you. What. What are you even doing? What's. What's the deal here? Like, why are you so upset towards me?
Adam Devine
And do you say anything to him?
Blake Anderson
Yes or.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, this is what I'm saying. I'm like, I'm so sorry.
Blake Anderson
I'm not going to fuck you, sir.
Kyle Newacheck
What's going on? Like, what. What's the problem here?
Adam Devine
Well, hey, Anders, that's a. That's a clever. That's. That's a clever thing to say. And I want to hear what Blake has.
Kyle Newacheck
I want to say.
Blake Anderson
I go. I go, I'm sorry. I'm on a call. I can't. I just can't.
Adam Devine
I can't fuck you right now.
Blake Anderson
There's a world where this could happen, sir.
Kyle Newacheck
If this guy is just like. Like, next to my window the whole time, just kind of, like, the whole time saying this to me, I'm like, like, what's going on? Maybe you think I'm someone else. Like, what. What did I do to you?
Blake Anderson
Oh, that's a good one. Hey, maybe you think I'm someone else.
Adam Devine
Oh, but he's not saying it like that. Yeah, it's a tone. It's a tone.
Blake Anderson
That's the tone on that.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm not trying to start a fight with this guy. I'm going, why starting it? That's saying why.
Blake Anderson
Adam is saying.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm saying, why are you trying to bite me?
Adam Devine
And what if this guy. What if this guy goes, we're not going anywhere. Get out your car. Get out your car. We're not going anywhere.
Kyle Newacheck
That seems.
Adam Devine
It's gridlocked. You're not going anywhere.
Kyle Newacheck
That seems silly.
Adam Devine
And he goes, I don't have a gun or a knife.
Blake Anderson
This happened to Adam.
Adam Devine
Does that help?
Kyle Newacheck
Okay.
Adam Devine
Does that help?
Kyle Newacheck
Okay. Yeah, that helps a little bit.
Blake Anderson
Is he driving an Ev. Did you check the pipes?
Kyle Newacheck
Does he throw me boxing gloves? Is he like. I. I wanna. I just wanna, like, have a. A boxing match ready.
Blake Anderson
I'm gonna add a little. I wouldn't say realistic, but maybe less cartoonish. He just starts. He just starts throwing pennies at your window.
Adam Devine
Oh, shit.
Blake Anderson
Tink. Tink.
Adam Devine
That'd be annoying.
Blake Anderson
And he's got change.
Adam Devine
He's got a lot of pennies, Doc.
Blake Anderson
He's got. Bro, this dude has change.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, yes, at this point, I have to. I have to engage him in some way. I have to roll down my window.
Blake Anderson
But now you roll the window down. Now the pennies are coming into your car.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
Blake Anderson
Now you got hella pennies in your car.
Kyle Newacheck
I guess.
Adam Devine
Well, then you're making some money off this guy. Yeah. That's actually kind of sick.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Well, okay.
Kyle Newacheck
Holy. I don't know. I don't know what this guy wants. This guy seems really unhinged. I mean, I would have to assess. I'd have to really look at him, see his eyes, see how much of a maniac he is. I would have to assess it.
Blake Anderson
Adam, I like this. I like this scenario, but there's. There's not enough bite to it where, like, I'm trying to get in from, like, a lane that's closing or whatever, and he's not letting me. Like, I need, like, an incident before the shit talk. If a person just rolls down the window and just goes, hey, F word. I go, all right, well, I don't know what's going on here, right?
Kyle Newacheck
Like, say I cut him off something bad. And then he's like. He takes it super personal. And now he's following me around the city like, yo, you fucking cut me off back there. And I know he wants to beat my ass. I mean, I don't know.
Adam Devine
It's a cool. This is a cool horror movie where you cut someone off.
Blake Anderson
What's the one? This is beef. Isn't this beef? This is just beef.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, that's exactly what it is. That is.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Yeah. I was thinking of that movie with Russell Crow.
Blake Anderson
Paul Walker.
Adam Devine
Paul Walker. No, with Russell Crowe.
Kyle Newacheck
Russell Crowe. Gladiator.
Adam Devine
No, there's a new movie. I mean, it's a few years old now.
Kyle Newacheck
Phone.
Blake Anderson
Beautiful Mind.
Kyle Newacheck
Phone booth.
Blake Anderson
Beautiful Minds.
Adam Devine
No, no, no. Neither of those. It's Russell Crowe. And this woman cuts him off, and he loses his mind and stalks this woman.
Kyle Newacheck
White beat.
Blake Anderson
Adam, you watch these white beef thumbnail movies. I'm just not.
Adam Devine
I'm always watching. It's called Unhinged.
Kyle Newacheck
Unhinged.
Blake Anderson
That sounds like my guy.
Adam Devine
You guys should watch it.
Kyle Newacheck
Unhinged. Is it good?
Adam Devine
It's so good.
Blake Anderson
Is it, is it like a new Falling Down? The Michael Douglas Falling down is one.
Kyle Newacheck
Of the greatest movies of all time.
Adam Devine
It's, it's, it's good. It is good. It was a little bit of a sleeper. It didn't get a. I don't think it got a huge release but I watched it.
Kyle Newacheck
I bet it's the realest performance Russell Crowe has ever given if he's just being hella pissed off.
Blake Anderson
Like when you say these things, I'm like, what?
Kyle Newacheck
I, I think inside. Isn't he like just like a super angry dude?
Blake Anderson
I think he wants you to watch LA Confidentials. The same thing with maybe a little more.
Kyle Newacheck
I, I need to run it back.
Adam Devine
Maybe on the cruise we have like a little game where like someone can come up and say whatever they want to us and then we have to say a, a whatever like put down or comeback or whatever epic slam that we can give back and just see.
Blake Anderson
I'm not that good at it. I feel like somebody like somebody like a David Spade who for sure was bullied his entire childhood is like a master.
Adam Devine
Oh, dude, still, still is bullied. He's still bullied, dude.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, it's probably true.
Kyle Newacheck
Probably a little bit.
Adam Devine
Yeah. If he's rolling in the Kevin James Sandler, you know grown ups and that crew with Chris Rock, you know, they're, they're piling onto Spade.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, well, Chris Rock's Chris Rock, same thing. Bullied his whole life, little dude.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, he sued. He was like.
Blake Anderson
And bullied by his own family. Like, like Charlie or Charlie. That's Charlie Murphy I'm thinking of. Who's Chris Rock's brother.
Adam Devine
Yeah, Tony Rock.
Kyle Newacheck
Tony. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Well, I guess he's a little guy too though, huh?
Adam Devine
No, Tony's big guy.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
He's not, he's not skinny. Chris Rock used to look.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Like he only played crack filled in a little bit. He looked like. And I hate to say it.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, you don't have to.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, you don't have to say it. Wow, dude. Like Blake.
Adam Devine
Like Blake.
Blake Anderson
Oh sure. Yeah. Like a afro fetus. Is that what we're saying?
Kyle Newacheck
You're saying look, look like me when I was in high school.
Adam Devine
Looked like when you were a younger. I'm definitely like painfully skinny.
Blake Anderson
And he's jacked now I'm size Jack now.
Adam Devine
And now you're Jack.
Kyle Newacheck
I pick. I get people on my shoulders like I'm. Whoa.
Blake Anderson
Okay. How do you know?
Kyle Newacheck
I just had Isaac on my shoulders the other day lifting him up y.
Adam Devine
And he's a big man. Yeah, I was there. I was.
Kyle Newacheck
He's humongous.
Blake Anderson
Damn.
D
This July 4th celebrate freedom from spills, stains and overpriced furniture with Annabe, the only machine washable sofa inside and out where designer quality meets budget friendly pricing. Sofas start at just $699, making it the perfect time to upgrade your space. Annabe's pet friendly, Stain resistant and interchangeable slipcovers are made with high performance fabric that's built for real life. You'll love the cloud like comfort of hypoallergenic high resilience foam that never needs fluffing and a durable steel frame that stands the test of time with modular modular pieces you can rearrange anytime. It's a sofa that adapts to your Life. Now through July 4th, get up to 60% off site wide@washablesofas.com Every order comes with a 30 day satisfaction guarantee. If you're not in love, send it back for a full refund. No return shipping, no restocking fees. Every penny back. Declare independence from dirty outdated furniture. Shop now@washablesofas.com Offers are subject to change and certain restrictions May apply.
Adam Devine
The Ioniq 9 is Hyundai's first three row all electric EV space in an EV. Finally, the Ioniq 9 has impressive capacity and capability, giving you more room to explore.
Kyle Newacheck
Ooh, it has class leading interior space with purposeful tech. Remember trying to cram everything into the trunk for a road trip? Cooler doesn't fit, someone's leg is asleep, the dog's on your lap. Now imagine a third row in an ev. That dog gets its own seat.
Blake Anderson
It's also tech infused with standard safety features like Highway Driving assist too and Blind Spot Collision Avoidance assist. The ultra powerful Ioniq 9 rear wheel drive S trim gets an EPA estimated 335 miles on a full charge. Actual range will vary.
Kyle Newacheck
Go further with up to an estimated 150 miles of charge in just 15 minutes on the Ioniq 9 rear wheel drive S when using a 350 kilowatt DC Ultra fast charger and CCS adapter. Actual charge time may vary. Plus you can get a 10 year 100,000 mile Hybrid Electric Limited battery warranty.
Adam Devine
Learn more about the Ioniq 9@HyundaiUSA.com Call 562-314-4603 for complete details.
Blake Anderson
Hey TII Nation, we're here to tell you about Leesa Mattress, the mattress company that's taking our bedrooms by storm. Since I got my Leesa mattress, my sleep has been incredible. No more Rolling around for me trying to find the perfect position. I'm fast asleep in no time. And luckily for you, Lisa has several different mattress models to choose from, each designed for specific sleep positions and feel preferences.
Kyle Newacheck
Using the highest quality materials, Lisa meticulously designs and assembles their mattresses in America for exceptional comfort and support. Delivery is free, returns are easy, and you have 100 nights to try out your mattress in the comfort of your home. With Lisa, your purchase has a purpose. Every year, Lisa donates thousands of mattresses to those in need, with more than 41,000 donated to date.
Adam Devine
That's a lot. Go to Lisa.com for 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle, which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set, plus get an extra 50 off with promo code. This is exclusive for my listeners. That's L, E E S a promo code. This is for a 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle, which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set, plus an extra $50 off Lisa.com promo code. This is. Remember, no matter who you are, there's a Lisa just for you. Looking to level up your home this summer?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, sure.
Adam Devine
Okay. Well then meet Pura plus the smartest way to scent your space. The Purplus Diffuser lets you control your fragrance from anywhere with your phone, with.
Blake Anderson
App controlled fragrance scheduling, premium long lasting scents and sleek design. It's where fragrance meets function. Right now, subscribe to any two scents for 12 months and get your Pura plus diffuser free.
Kyle Newacheck
So don't miss out. This limited time offer won't last. Visit pura.com and claim yours today.
Adam Devine
Yeah, we, we partied. You were missed. A ders. Had other obligations, but it was, it was Isaac's, I believe. 75th birthday.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
And I just want to party.
Adam Devine
It was his 55th birthday and we, we, we had a banger. His wife threw a banger for him.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Punk rock getting radical.
Adam Devine
And my God, did we get drunk. I was hungover for two days. Days. I, I, I'm not used to drinking that much anymore and affected me.
Blake Anderson
And where was the party again? I can't remember.
Adam Devine
Was that the American Legion? Which was hilarious.
Blake Anderson
Which is where he did his, he did his.
Adam Devine
No, that was at the Elks Club. It's a different thing. It's similar vibes.
Blake Anderson
Got it. My bad.
Kyle Newacheck
This place was funny. This place was fun.
Adam Devine
We walk in and this guy in a suit, this old man, probably 75 years old, was like, at least. Excuse me, Can I help you? And he was like, can I help you. And I was like, I'm here for the party. And he's like, you didn't hear the announcement? And I'm like, no. And he's like, it's in the back. You shouldn't even be walking through here. And I'm like, I don't know what to tell you.
Blake Anderson
You said, okay, boomer. Punk rock getting radical.
Adam Devine
And he goes, follow me. And we walked through. It was white hair city, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my God. It was hilarious. Rolling up.
Adam Devine
And by the way, I loved it. And I'm like, how do I get involved?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
How do I. This seems like the type of party that all the grandmas and grandpas just scissoring, you know, that they would just fall in love.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Fall in love with us.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. It was. It was straight up old school Reagan Republicans in the house, baby.
Adam Devine
And Blake loves that vibe.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
And then we. We go out back. Well, and then. And then it's a. A true banger flashback Heart attack, which was the band. They're going to be on the cruise.
Kyle Newacheck
They're gonna be on the cruise. They're cool, man. They're down.
Adam Devine
They were down.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. That's gonna be a fun time, having them on the boat.
Adam Devine
And. And we. We party. We drank our faces off. It was a great time.
Kyle Newacheck
It was. It was really, really crazy.
Adam Devine
I. I took everyone by boat to one of my favorite bars, class of 47. Oh, yeah. I don't remember anybody after that.
Blake Anderson
That. Is this your. Your. What is it called? The Duffy. What's the max you can have on the Duffy?
Adam Devine
I think it's like 12, but I think I fit 22.
Blake Anderson
That's where I was going. I go, yeah, I want to hear the max.
Kyle Newacheck
It was a slow ride. It was a slow ride. Yeah.
Adam Devine
Yeah. We were.
Kyle Newacheck
We were just.
Adam Devine
The water was.
Blake Anderson
Because it's here. Yeah.
Adam Devine
This. This close to spilling over.
Kyle Newacheck
It was rad. It was. It was very fun. I don't remember much of the bar either. I know that I definitely skinned my knee. I think I. I think I tripped on the entrance of Class 47.
Adam Devine
That's cool. Of course. Yeah. That's a good way to get yourself kicked out. Right away.
Kyle Newacheck
They were high tripping, falling in.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Well, at that place. At that place, they would be.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. They're falling.
Kyle Newacheck
They're hyped. Well, to. To my. What am I trying to say no? To my argument. To my. What am I. I don't know. To my credit, tr. I. Before I went to Isaac's, I went to Hooters, Costa Mesa and. And tore it up. I was pretty responsible. It's just that they are. It's closing at the end of this month.
Adam Devine
They all are.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, I really had. I had to give it a send shout out to Janessa. Thanks for treating me right, man. It's really, really kind of you guys.
Blake Anderson
Don't make it weird.
Kyle Newacheck
It's not, dude.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Just the way you call.
Blake Anderson
Fact that. The fact that you went was fine.
Adam Devine
And now that you're, like, in their.
Blake Anderson
Name, you're paying scholarships for their college or some like. I don't. I don't understand what's happening.
Adam Devine
Okay, let's go. Yeah. What does your girl feel about you remembering their names enough to call them out?
Kyle Newacheck
They were very. They were very kind. I.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
Because I told them that the one in Burbank had closed, and before they closed, I really, really, really love the orange cups at Hooters.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
And I was. I was telling them my sob story, and they gave me the orange cups. So I. I am now a proud owner.
Adam Devine
Okay, well, I would. That was. That was a question that I had because you posted. Which, by the way, you never post about the cruise or this is important or anything that we're, like, trying to sell tickets for when we were on tour. He wouldn't post about that, but he had. He posted about his 15 orange Hooters cups that he had. Disaster. My guy. And I'm like, wow, I didn't realize that. That they stole a box of Hooters cup. But you.
Blake Anderson
You.
Adam Devine
I didn't steal to Tonessa and Janessa.
Kyle Newacheck
And they hooked it up, dude. They were very kind. They were very kind people. They're my. I consider them dear friends.
Blake Anderson
Did you get a box of 30 wets? What'd you get? What do you come with when you go to Hooters?
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, no, I always do the same thing.
Adam Devine
I love naked juicies. Or.
Kyle Newacheck
No, no, no, no. I go breaded Daytona, baby.
Blake Anderson
And. But do you say all drummies, or do you like.
Kyle Newacheck
No, because I'm. I've. In my old age, I have come to like the flats. I'm a flats man now.
Adam Devine
Oh, man. Take a look at my life.
Blake Anderson
Do you do the. Do you do the move where you just put it in and fully gone?
Kyle Newacheck
The one bite? I. I try. You try, But I'm not. I'm not pro yet.
Blake Anderson
I go all drummies. I'm not around with those little coochies.
Kyle Newacheck
I used to like drummies, but the coochies are good, dude. Little coochies?
Blake Anderson
No, those.
Kyle Newacheck
The Flat. The flats are delish. I just. The meat is nice on there.
Adam Devine
Maybe that's. Maybe that's the next. Instead of hooters, coochies come up with little coochie donkey.
Blake Anderson
No drum. No. Hey, no drummies here. Just little coochies.
Adam Devine
No drummies.
Kyle Newacheck
Just little coochies. Well, any take backs?
Adam Devine
No, I. I stand by that. That'd be.
Blake Anderson
I mean. Yeah. Any standbys? That's a standby.
Adam Devine
Yeah, that's a standby.
Blake Anderson
Take backs or standbys?
Adam Devine
Standbys.
Kyle Newacheck
Stand by it.
Adam Devine
Well, stand by it.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, I will say it was. It was great.
Adam Devine
And I feel like all of these things that were. These great inventions, little coochies, things like that. We got to bring that on the cruise, baby, because the cruise is coming up, you know, we're what, six months away or so? Seven months.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it'll be here.
Blake Anderson
Do we get to, like, name the menus and that kind of stuff?
Kyle Newacheck
We're like, I hope so.
Blake Anderson
If there are wings, we call them little coochies. And is there a drink named after, like, Karen's and that kind of stuff?
Adam Devine
I would absolutely love to get in the weeds with some of that stuff, I hope.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, we got to run that up the pole.
Blake Anderson
Cute and clever. The yes. Points menu.
Kyle Newacheck
Yes.
Adam Devine
I hope that. I hope the Norwegian Queen will allow us to do some of that stuff.
Kyle Newacheck
Wait, is that the name of the boat?
Blake Anderson
Is this a Norwegian cruise line?
Adam Devine
Yes, Points. I believe so. Isaac, is it. Isn't it Norwegian Queen?
Blake Anderson
I'm coming home.
Kyle Newacheck
The name of the boat is Norwegian Queen?
Adam Devine
I believe so.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
That was my brother's nickname in high school.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Holy.
Adam Devine
I love that. Ders. That's points.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, I'm here.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Points.
Adam Devine
The Norwegian Queen. Yeah. I mean, I love it work. And if you. I mean, we still have some. Some. What do they call them? Cabins available, so if you are looking to swoop it up, it's going to be so much fun, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
It really is.
Blake Anderson
And by the way, this is a phenomenon that I think you guys hipped me to, which is the thing I'm gonna start saying a lot.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay. Hip to be.
Blake Anderson
Is that in cruise culture, you can get paired up with other people.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. You can get little bunk mates.
Blake Anderson
What are we talking about here?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
So this is.
Blake Anderson
This is unreal.
Kyle Newacheck
It seems like a cool way to meet a best friend for the rest of your life.
Adam Devine
I think. I think so. Especially, like, a cruise like this. So, like, you obviously are gonna have to be a fan of the podcast and probably workaholics or curious, and most definitely game over, man.
Kyle Newacheck
Yes, absolutely.
Adam Devine
I think you're. You're going to. You're. And then someone. The other person is also going to be a big fan. You guys are immediately going to have stuff to talk about.
Blake Anderson
And, dude, we. We went across the country to many, many, many different cities and states.
Kyle Newacheck
We did.
Adam Devine
I want to be on you.
Blake Anderson
And everyone we met was the exact same.
Adam Devine
Yep.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Good people. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
From New York City down to Oklahoma City, everyone. Or Tulsa. Everyone was kind of the same.
Kyle Newacheck
Good vibes.
Blake Anderson
And so if you. If you bunk up with somebody from a faraway land, guess what, you're gonna be hitting it off.
Kyle Newacheck
Yep.
Adam Devine
You just found a best friend.
Kyle Newacheck
It's that easy.
Adam Devine
Yeah, maybe. You know what's fun? You know what's fun about the people that were fans of workaholics and this is important is they're just us. There's just version. Different versions of us. I can. I can see in a crowd if. If they're a Ders fan or a my fan or a Blake's fan or just a fan of all of us. You could really tell where. Where they land on the trifecta.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. And I can close my eyes and smell the Kyle fan. It's crazy. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
It is pretty wild. It is. It is pretty crazy.
Blake Anderson
We got a coffin.
Adam Devine
Water trash, patchouli. Yeah, that's the Kyle fans are the type of people that just rub crystals on their armpits and expect to not have BO Water trash. Love the guy. Eats babies.
Kyle Newacheck
Love the guy.
Blake Anderson
I can't wait for the cruise.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it's gonna be fun.
Blake Anderson
I think it's gonna be next level.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm getting more and more excited by the month.
Blake Anderson
Call me crazy. I'm kind of shocked by, like, the talent that we got.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, dude, I like us.
Blake Anderson
I think we're fun, cool guys. But I'm also kind of shocked that some of the people who are joining us are joining us.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it's gonna be really, really fun.
Adam Devine
Nick Swartzen is one of my favorite comedians of all time. When.
Kyle Newacheck
Hilarious.
Adam Devine
When I first started to do stand up at the Improv. At the Improv, and I had just moved there, and I wasn't even doing stand up at that time. I just was literally working the door and was just watching, and Nick Swartzen would light that stage on fire. He was so in his bag, dude. It was incredible to see. And then you go over to the Comedy Store and you see Bobby Lee, and he also is bringing the heat.
Blake Anderson
It's crazy.
Adam Devine
Also saw him nude a lot, which I'm hoping he busted. I think he might have stopped that. I think he might have stopped that.
Kyle Newacheck
Really?
Adam Devine
But we're gonna be in international waters. No.
Blake Anderson
Anything?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, anything. Any.
Adam Devine
Anything goes.
Kyle Newacheck
What was the. I'm trying to think of, like, the Nick Swartzen, like, CD that was the bomb. It wasn't. Seriously, who farted? Right. Because that one's really good.
Adam Devine
I think that one was a little later.
Kyle Newacheck
That's a little later, right?
Blake Anderson
It's a good question, though.
Adam Devine
The one where he's, like, shirtless and he's wearing a party hat. Which one was that?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, and he has the one about, like, his joke about his. His funeral and how he would want to be, like, hung from, like, the raft Laughters. And it's all very good.
Adam Devine
I mean, which is a great bit.
Blake Anderson
Seeing him on Comedy Central back in the day, I remember being like, I think this dude's, like, my age. Because he also looked hella young when he was young, and seeing him just crush.
Adam Devine
Well, when he was young, he was. He. He, like, popped off when he was, like, 19 years old on Comedy Central, which is unbelievably young. And then, I mean, he had that bit about his grandma where he would go, nicholas, Nicholas. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
He just is lifting milk, and she's like, you're the strongest boy.
Kyle Newacheck
The strongest boy in the world.
Adam Devine
Nicholas.
Kyle Newacheck
The name of the album is Party. That's his first comedy album. What a ledge.
Adam Devine
Classic. Classic album, dude. 2007.
Kyle Newacheck
He's captain of the ship, baby. The Norwegian Queen. Get on there.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I got a Norwegian flag. Speedo. I think I got it on the tour. I'm gonna have to be just in that.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, I think that stays on your bottom doesn't change. Your top may, but your bottom's got to stay the same.
Blake Anderson
Yes, sir. Right away, sir.
Kyle Newacheck
I. I. Captain. Hello, guys.
Adam Devine
And Mark. How do you say Mark's last name? Mark Consuelos.
Blake Anderson
No. Yeah, we got Mark Consuelos. He's gonna be.
Adam Devine
Kelly and Mark, they're going to be doing Today show interviews.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, they're doing carry.
Adam Devine
Yes. Points. No. Mark Ribollet, right?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Dude.
Adam Devine
Dude, that guy brings the heat so hard. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, man, I can't wait to kick it with him.
Adam Devine
Like, he does, like, giant shows. Giant shows. We're so stoked.
Kyle Newacheck
He's super talented. Yeah, super talented. Very hyped on that.
Blake Anderson
He's ready to rock. I messaged him, and I was like, yo, awesome, let's do this. And he's he's hyped.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Cool. Oh, yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
It's gonna be.
Adam Devine
And then Eric Griffin. So you know, we're all sides of the fence.
Kyle Newacheck
Yes. Eric Griffin will bringing around our Ders. It's going to be.
Blake Anderson
I haven't seen Eric in a long time, but if we hit an iceberg, we can all jump on Eric for safety and sail him.
Kyle Newacheck
Hello. We're not going down. This ship will flow.
Blake Anderson
Everyone grab a knuckle hair.
Adam Devine
Everyone grab a knuckle hair that the size of ropes.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Yeah.
Adam Devine
No. Eric will hit me up. When we talk on Eric on this podcast.
Blake Anderson
What is going on?
Adam Devine
He will hit me up and be like, man, come on, song. Why you gotta do me like that? And I love it every time.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I'm like, it's because you. And it's because you will hit me up and say stuff like that. That's why. If. If we didn't think that you wouldn't hear this and we're just talking, it wouldn't be fun. It would just be mean.
Blake Anderson
That's sad.
Adam Devine
And we wouldn't do it. But the fact that we know that you will hear it, get upset, and then reach out, it makes us want.
Kyle Newacheck
To do it even more.
Blake Anderson
The fact that we know your greasy ass is listening.
Adam Devine
Greasy.
Blake Anderson
It brings. It warms our hearts.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
It really does. Can't wait. Can't wait to be on. Stuck on a boat with his ass.
Blake Anderson
Can't wait. And maybe Blake might even post about it.
Kyle Newacheck
I might. I'm hoping. I. I told Isaac I definitely will if he allows TK on the ship. I need Thomas Kellogg on the ship, but he's really trying to not let TK on the ship. I don't know why.
Adam Devine
Let him have.
Blake Anderson
I was saying TK should be doing man on the street shit. I think that'd be amazing.
Kyle Newacheck
I think he should just be a guest karaoke performer or something.
Adam Devine
I think he should dress as a dunking genie and just literally be on the court dunking a basketball all day.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I don't know if he likes talking about that. I don't know if he likes talking about that.
Adam Devine
I think that's all he likes talking about.
Kyle Newacheck
We should. We gotta have TK on the boat.
Blake Anderson
Well, we got. And, like, he's doing food shit now. We gotta get him food. Vlogging it.
Adam Devine
Yeah, Isaac. Isaac just wrote in the chat. Isaac. By the way, there's a love hate with Isaac and T.K.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. I don't know what the pushback is.
Adam Devine
Because he's like, TK Came to my birthday. How did that happen?
Kyle Newacheck
Because he's your friend, man.
Blake Anderson
He's known you for 20 years.
Kyle Newacheck
I just want to party.
Adam Devine
He didn't want him there, apparently.
Kyle Newacheck
I know, but I brought him. I brought him. Sorry. And guess who else was holding you up on their shoulders. It was me and tk. And those pictures are fucking cool, Isaac.
Adam Devine
They are. And my wife, weirdly, was caressing TK's like, wet bald head in all in like, a video that. That Wendy posted. I was like, what happened there? Must have been off at the bar.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I was intoxicated, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
He has a beautiful voice. He might have serenaded her. I don't know. He's got some pipes on him.
Blake Anderson
Dude. I just saw a meme the other day that was like, you ever fuck up so bad with your girl, you wish you could sing? And I was like, God, that's funny.
Kyle Newacheck
I wish I could. You could. Really? You could patch up a lot of stuff.
Adam Devine
You know, I try, but please don't stop. The music doesn't do anything for clothes.
Blake Anderson
You gotta drop the music. It has to be McKnight. You can only drop some. McKnight. Shut the up.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, definitely. McKnight will get you there.
Adam Devine
Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams, any standbys, any.
Kyle Newacheck
I definitely want to stand by all my. All my girls at Costa Mesa Mesa Hooters. I'm really bummed we're closing, man. It's been a great runessa.
Adam Devine
And this is the one off the freeway.
Kyle Newacheck
That's off the freeway connected to the hotel by the La Quinta Inn, which me and Ako, who Ako will also be on the cruise. Atiba and Ako will have a night where they dj. Me and Ako went to Isaac's party together. We debated staying at that La Quinta Inn, but we. We heard from.
Adam Devine
Got your asses home.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, we got our asses home. And that was. That was the right decision because La Quinta Inn is shady. Shady aftermath.
Adam Devine
Yeah, most. Most freeways directly off the freeway are.
Blake Anderson
Most hotels next to a Hooters.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Like, what thing sucks.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it's a. It's a. It's a cool little one, two combo.
Adam Devine
And also at night it's. It's an hour if you. If you have a driver. You know, it's not that.
Kyle Newacheck
That bad. Yeah, we did it right. We did it right. We pulled the rip cord at the right time. I. I left right when I went into the 40 class of 47 bathroom. And Isaac was actually puking in the bathroom. Not to not to blow up your spot, dude.
Adam Devine
I, I, I should have. I swallowed all the alcohol and kept it down. I should have. I, I was hungover. My boat was parked like such an.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, I think you. I think we jumped out while it was still moving. Dude, this is cool.
Adam Devine
It's just floating in the bay.
Kyle Newacheck
That's cool. See ya.
Adam Devine
See ya, donkey.
Blake Anderson
Adam, real quick. I just want to circle back to. And this can be, you know, not what we end on, but we don't need to get into it. Okay, Talking about the guy who rolled up on the and called you the F word. What's the thing you screamed at somebody when, like, you got in a bumper fender thing. You were like, I'm having the worst day ever or something.
Adam Devine
No, you said. I kept screaming. No, this guy was, like, honking at me or something. I forget exactly what had happened, but I got out of my car and I, like, maybe I took my shirt off, which used to be like my go to, but then. But then I started screaming like, you have no idea what kind of day I've had.
Blake Anderson
Right.
Adam Devine
Which, by the way, my day was fine.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I had. Nothing bad had happened.
Blake Anderson
I think that could be worked. That could work, though, for this.
Adam Devine
And then he got out of his car, and he was like, dude, chill out. And, And, And I'm like, fine, whatever. And I get back in my car, and then he pulls up next to me and goes, hey, man, I'm a fan. And drove off. And it took me down 11 pegs. I felt so bad if he said.
Blake Anderson
I used to be a fan or a little. How about maybe if we're talking, remembering it. How many more pegs down?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Oh, that would have hurt. I would have been, like, way, way, way, way. I would have definitely tried to repair that.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Because you need every fan. Is that what you're.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
I just don't like people being mad at me. That's one.
Adam Devine
No, I didn't like it. I did not like it. And I was like, yeah. I felt, I felt very, very bad.
Blake Anderson
That's when I go, hey, get in line.
Kyle Newacheck
Gets off on it.
Adam Devine
That being said, he did honk at me, so he's.
Blake Anderson
He's dead. Yeah. Yeah, that guy. Thanks to some. Thank you, Gavin.
Adam Devine
Thanks. Gavin, by the way, met him in person. Very charismatic.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Gotta be cool.
Adam Devine
Didn't want to like him.
Kyle Newacheck
He's hella hot, too.
Blake Anderson
Super thick dick.
Adam Devine
Yeah, you could tell.
Blake Anderson
Friendship.
Kyle Newacheck
He's probably gotta get on this pod.
Adam Devine
You could tell.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, remember when I broke my chair? That was Crazy.
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah, that's wild.
Kyle Newacheck
Way back when, I just been sitting on.
Adam Devine
So any take backs, any apologies in the epic slams?
Blake Anderson
I'm good to go.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, I'd love to take back the fact that I broke this damn chair because I don't have. I don't have another chair that spins like this. Damn it. But maybe I switch to X Men mode.
Adam Devine
Maybe you buy a chair that is in vintage plastic.
Kyle Newacheck
What the hell happened? This is crazy.
Adam Devine
Computer chair, dude.
Blake Anderson
Aged 10 years, vintage plastic.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, this thing is tight. I liked this thing.
Blake Anderson
It is cool.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm coming.
Blake Anderson
Hey, will you take your pants off and then walk in front of the camera with that in front of your dick?
Adam Devine
Yeah, dude, we need. We need more YouTube followers. Just take your pants off and watch.
Kyle Newacheck
In front of that with your dick.
Blake Anderson
Any take back.
Kyle Newacheck
Dude, this doesn't. This does not block enough.
Adam Devine
Oh, yeah, it would.
Kyle Newacheck
It's not. It's actually not big enough.
Blake Anderson
Put it in front of the camera. Put it really in front of the camera. Okay.
Adam Devine
Oh, we can't see.
Blake Anderson
And now closer, Closer, closer, closer.
Adam Devine
And now take your pants off.
Blake Anderson
And now walk by fully.
Adam Devine
Oh, we can't see. We can.
Kyle Newacheck
Did I see something? And then.
Blake Anderson
And Adam, when it happens, just blow. Go. I think we can blow it over.
Kyle Newacheck
See?
Adam Devine
I mean, are you doing it?
Blake Anderson
What are you doing?
Adam Devine
Did you do it?
Blake Anderson
I don't know. What?
Kyle Newacheck
Never mind.
Adam Devine
Oh, shit. Okay, now I'm.
Kyle Newacheck
Now I don't have pants on.
Adam Devine
Oh, God. And that was another episode of this is important. Available on YouTube or wherever you get your podcasts.
Blake Anderson
Freaking see ya. Hey, TII nation. We're here to tell you about Leesa Mattress, the mattress company that's taking our bedrooms by storm. Since I got my Leesa mattress, my sleep has been incredible. No more rolling around for me trying to find the perfect position. I'm fast asleep in no time. And luckily for you, Leesa has several different mattress models to choose from, each designed for specific sleep positions and feel preferences.
Kyle Newacheck
Using the highest quality materials, Leesa meticulously designs and assembles their mattresses in America for exceptional comfort and support. Delivery is free, returns are easy, and you have 100 nights to try out your mattress in the comfort of your home with Lisa. Your purchase has a purpose. Every year, Lisa donates thousands of mattresses to those in need, with more than 41,000 donated to date.
Adam Devine
That's a lot. Go to Lisa.com for 30 off mattresses plus free sleep bundle, which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set. Plus get an extra 50 off with promo code. This is exclusive for my listeners. That's L E-E-S A.com promo code. This is for 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle which is two free pillows and a microfiber sheet set plus an extra $50 off Lisa.com, promo code. This is Remember, no matter who you are, there's a Lisa just for you.
Kyle Newacheck
Let's be real guys. No one taught us how to build credit without messing it up. Up from swiping credit cards, racked up debt, and watching credit scores tank.
Adam Devine
Enter Step a free banking app and secured Visa card that helps you build credit, earn cash back and more for free. No interest, no debt. Just spend what you have and watch your credit improve for a limited time.
Blake Anderson
Score 10 when you sign up with code. Step up ready to step up your game? Download the app app to get started and go to step.comiheart to learn more.
Kyle Newacheck
Terms Apply Dude Wipes Cleans what toilet paper leaves behind in your behind. No more nasty butt crumbs or dingleberries. Our butts stay super clean and shiny here at TII thanks to Dude Wipes.
Blake Anderson
You wouldn't clean your muddy car with dry paper towels, so why would you clean your butt with dry toilet paper? There's a reason your mom used to spit wash your face wetter just cleans better. So ditch the itch and switch to Wet XL Dude Wipes.
Adam Devine
You know what they say about big hands. They need a big wipe for their butt. Dude Wipes are extra large so your hands stay as confidently clean as your butt. That's a promise we'll shake on Dude Wipes. Best Clean Pants Down Available at Amazon and major retailers nationwide. Raise a glass of Sierra Nevada and you'll taste more than just a beer. You'll taste a trailblazing spirit. You'll taste pure ingredients, sustainable brewing and a commitment to community.
Blake Anderson
And you'll taste a world of flavor. From the legendary pale ale to the citrusy and smooth Hazy Little Thing. And beyond. It's flavor that takes its time so you can make the most of yours.
Kyle Newacheck
See for yourself where fine beer is sold. Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. Taste what Matters Please drink responsibly.
Adam Devine
This is an I Heart podcast.
Podcast Summary: This Is Important – Ep 253: Adam vs. 30 Naked Chix
Release Date: June 24, 2025
Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts
Guests: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
In Episode 253 of "This Is Important," hosted by Adam Devine and featuring Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck, the hosts dive into a series of humorous and relatable anecdotes, centering around Adam's tumultuous experience at a local Chick-fil-A. The episode is a blend of comedic storytelling, insightful discussions on handling confrontations, and lighthearted banter about everyday mishaps.
The episode kicks off with Adam recounting a frustrating encounter at a Chick-fil-A drive-through, where he attempts to place an order for a substantial quantity of grilled chicken nuggets. His experience escalates when a fellow customer, driving a minivan, insists on skipping the line despite Adam's presence.
Adam Devine [05:50]: "At the beginning of the podcast, we do a clap so they know when to sync our sound. And Blake clapped so viciously hard that his chair snapped in half."
Adam Devine [09:34]: “I stepped back and let them order, even though it was just me waiting for my 30 nuggets.”
This incident sparks a broader conversation among the hosts about conflict resolution and societal norms surrounding fairness and entitlement.
Following Adam's story, the hosts delve into strategies for managing confrontational situations, often referencing the term "Karen" to describe overly demanding individuals.
Kyle Newacheck [16:33]: "We should start a firm. You start a firm."
Blake Anderson [19:31]: "This is how you didn't watch Patty."
The discussion highlights different approaches to conflict, emphasizing the importance of standing one's ground while maintaining composure.
The conversation shifts to nostalgic stories from their school days, including wild bus rides, mischievous activities, and memorable experiences that shaped their personalities.
Blake Anderson [32:55]: “So I ride the bus. The bus driver was insane.”
Adam Devine [36:02]: “I was done doing roller coasters. My dad was getting vertigo when I was 8.”
These reflections serve to illustrate the contrast between their current lives and their more carefree childhoods.
As the episode progresses, the hosts excitedly discuss their plans for an upcoming cruise, envisioning themed menus, onboard activities, and interactions with fans. They contemplate integrating humorous elements from their podcast into the cruise experience.
Blake Anderson [63:04]: “We’re gonna have fun naming the menus and that kind of stuff.”
Kyle Newacheck [65:06]: “If you bunk up with somebody from a faraway land, guess what, you're gonna be hitting it off.”
This segment underscores their enthusiasm for connecting with their audience in unique settings.
The hosts also touch upon their favorite comedians and influential figures in the comedy world, sharing personal anecdotes about performances and memorable shows.
Adam Devine [67:15]: “Nick Swartzen is one of my favorite comedians of all time.”
Blake Anderson [68:36]: "When he's on set, it's like a comedy masterclass."
Their discussions provide listeners with insights into the comedic landscape and the personalities that inspire them.
The episode concludes with playful interactions among the hosts, including humorous challenges and teasing about each other's quirks. They wrap up by reiterating the excitement for their forthcoming cruise and the adventures that lie ahead.
Adam Devine [77:06]: “We need more YouTube followers. Just take your pants off and watch.”
Kyle Newacheck [78:35]: “This thing is tight. I liked this thing.”
The lighthearted exchanges leave listeners with a sense of camaraderie and anticipation for future episodes.
Adam Devine [09:33]: "I'm living in a nightmare."
Blake Anderson [08:20]: "Look at Debbie Dunning."
Kyle Newacheck [16:33]: "We should start a firm. You start a firm."
Blake Anderson [27:43]: "You guys tell me if I'm a Karen because I had one today."
Adam Devine [05:50]: "This is an old chair. It's vintage plastic from 2012."
Episode 253: Adam vs. 30 Naked Chix of "This Is Important" offers a blend of comedic storytelling and genuine discussions on navigating social interactions and conflicts. Through Adam's firsthand experience and the hosts' engaging dialogues, listeners are treated to a relatable and entertaining exploration of everyday challenges and triumphs. The episode not only provides laughs but also imparts subtle insights into handling disputes with grace and humor.
Note: Advertisements and promotional segments were excluded from this summary to maintain focus on the episode's core content.