Ep 254: P.R.E.A.M. - Porn Rules Everything Around Me

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important Episode: Ep 254: P.R.E.A.M. - Porn Rules Everything Around Me
Release Date: July 1, 2025
Host/Authors: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts

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Introduction

This Is Important brings together Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck for an in-depth and humorous exploration of topics that matter most to them. In Episode 254, titled "P.R.E.A.M. - Porn Rules Everything Around Me," the hosts delve into the pervasive influence of pornography in modern society, intertwined with their personal anecdotes and comedic banter.

Personal Updates and Camaraderie

The episode kicks off with the hosts sharing their current life updates, emphasizing their strong friendship and mutual support. Blake expresses his enthusiasm about the podcast, stating, “Hell yeah, dude. God, I'm so freaking excited. So excited to talk to my bros.” ([03:11]) This sets a warm and engaging tone for the episode, highlighting the camaraderie among the hosts.

Styling, Grooming, and Personal Image

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around personal grooming, specifically beards and mustaches. The conversation begins with Adam teasing Blake about his grooming choices: “You look more like a professional wrestler” ([03:53]). This leads to a playful debate about the aesthetics of facial hair, with Ders chiming in, “I think you've covered this” ([04:44]), indicating the recurring nature of this topic among the hosts.

Blake defends his grooming style, aligning his look with iconic figures such as UFC fighters, while Adam humorously critiques the uniformity he perceives in these styles: “Those guys all look like they've been punched in the face 1,000 times” ([04:32]). The exchange highlights their differing viewpoints on personal style and perception.

Aspirations in Acting and Creative Pursuits

Shifting the conversation, Adam shares his aspirations in acting, contemplating a role that challenges societal norms: “If I could pull that off… I got the gold” ([06:09]). Although humorous and exaggerated, this reflects Adam's creative ambitions and the group's playful exploration of hypothetical scenarios. The discussion touches upon notable directors like the Russo brothers and Michel Gondry, showcasing their interest in the film industry.

Reflections on Childhood and Library Experiences

The hosts reminisce about their childhood, particularly their experiences with libraries and reading habits. Adam admits, “I don't remember having books. I don't remember them reading to me” ([28:44]), revealing a lack of early literary engagement. Blake shares his own enthusiastic encounters with ElfQuest, a comic series that sparked his imagination and curiosity: “I was like, me in a quiet place getting a freaking rock” ([31:20]).

Ders adds to the nostalgia by discussing the limited access to books and the impact of their upbringing on their love for certain genres. This segment underscores the importance of early reading experiences in shaping their personalities and interests.

Modern Society: Isolation and Technological Influence

A recurring theme in the episode is the shift towards isolation facilitated by technology. The hosts discuss how modern conveniences and digital interactions have reduced face-to-face socializing. Adam laments, “It's all just Jill. Jill Scott” ([54:57]), referring to the disconnection felt in contemporary social structures. Blake contrasts this by advocating for a return to more tangible, earth-connected activities: “We need to get our hands in the dirt. We need to plant some gardens” ([54:30]).

The conversation extends to the impact of AI and virtual environments on daily life, highlighting concerns about losing genuine human connections in favor of digital interactions.

Pornography and AI: The Central Theme

True to the episode's title, the discussion shifts to the role of pornography in society and its intersection with AI technology. The hosts humorously critique AI-generated porn, emphasizing its accessibility and the ease with which individuals can engage with it: “Dude, you could just go to Chat GPT.com and then. Or can you look up naked women on Chat GPT?” ([37:00]).

Ders shares his frustrations with content moderation, recounting his experience with AI's restrictive guidelines: “I was just trying to add a bunch of, like, slides to help illustrate the pitch… and it was like, very sorry again” ([36:48]). This highlights the tension between creative freedom and ethical considerations in AI applications.

Blake introduces "Pornify," an AI porn generator, and the group engages in a comedic yet critical exploration of its implications: “ Pornify. Free AI porn generator” ([39:08]). They debate the authenticity and ethical aspects of AI-produced adult content, questioning its impact on human relationships and societal norms.

Future Predictions and Societal Changes

Looking ahead, the hosts speculate on future societal trends influenced by burgeoning technologies and shifting generational values. Adam optimistically views the Gen Z movement towards diminished horniness: “I feel like Gen Z is marching towards that” ([43:12]). However, Ders counters by suggesting that the sexual drive remains but is expressed differently: “They're still horny. They're just not” ([43:18]).

The conversation extends to the future of social interactions, marriage, and the integration of AI into personal lives. Blake humorously defines modern relationships as a blend of disconnection and digital dependence: “That's marriage. I think we're living that” ([43:43]).

Closing Remarks and Apologies

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their earlier critiques, specifically their take on the beloved children's book Where the Wild Things Are. They acknowledge the importance of imagination and storytelling, offering a heartfelt apology: “It has stood the test of time and it's for a reason. It's because it unlocks your imagination” ([65:30]).

Adam further lightens the mood by addressing a humorous recurring joke about their earlier negative remarks: “That's kind of the theme of the Episode and theme” ([63:08]). This self-awareness and willingness to laugh at themselves reinforce the show's friendly and candid atmosphere.

Conclusion

Episode 254 of This Is Important masterfully blends humor, personal anecdotes, and thoughtful discourse to examine the pervasive influence of pornography and AI in contemporary society. Through engaging dialogues and memorable quotes, Adam, Blake, and Ders offer listeners a blend of laughter and reflection, making the complex interplay between technology and human behavior both entertaining and insightful.

Notable Quotes:

• Adam (02:42): "Hornballs are undefeated. They will not stop in their quest of horniness."
• Blake (03:11): "Hell yeah, dude. God, I'm so freaking excited. So excited to talk to my bros."
• Ders (04:44): "I think you've covered this."
• Adam (06:09): "If I could pull that off… I got the gold."
• Blake (31:20): "I was like, me in a quiet place getting a freaking rock."
• Ders (36:48): "I was just trying to add a bunch of, like, slides to help illustrate the pitch… and it was like, very sorry again."
• Ders (43:18): "They're still horny. They're just not."
• Blake (43:43): "That's marriage. I think we're living that."
• Adam (65:30): "It's because it unlocks your imagination."

This comprehensive summary encapsulates the essence of Episode 254, capturing the hosts' dynamic interactions and the critical themes they explore.

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[Adam]

Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important Today on this Is Important.

[Ders]

I'm jizzing into the crops.

[Adam]

Hornballs are undefeated. They will not stop in their quest of horniness.

[Blake]

I want in as well just to get my dick on the table.

[Adam]

Let'S go. Friendship. Oh, oh. Friendship. Squibbity toilet.

[Blake]

Hell yeah, dude. God, I'm so freaking excited. So excited to talk to my bros.

[Adam]

There you are, dude.

[Blake]

I love my job.

[Ders]

I love.

[Adam]

You should know your bowl.

[Blake]

You know what they say if you love what you do, you never work a day in your life. And I feel like. Well, I haven't got cast in a lot of stuff lately, so I haven't really been working.

[Adam]

Chilling. Yeah, this is a lot of chilling for you. For years. Yeah, a couple of years of chilling.

[Ders]

This is the way, like, I don't know which. I don't know the name of him, but you look like one. Like when you were just. Whatever face you were making, you look like one of the. Where the wild things. They are monsters.

[Adam]

Oh, I wasn't going to say that a dude.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

I was going to say you look more like. You're looking more and more like a professional wrestler, and I know that's what you are going for.

[Blake]

No, it's not.

[Ders]

I'm going ww. Where the wild. I don't know if it's okay. Maybe a. No, we're. We're fleshing it out. And by we, I mean me by myself, alone, searching.

[Blake]

I'm going more for UFC Fighter. But I get that you went wwe, right?

[Ders]

Who's the guy you want to look like?

[Blake]

Khabibi. I'm going for Kabibi, by the way.

[Adam]

Those men are all atrocious looking. And I'm sorry, I. I mean, you know, I know America and the world loves UFC neck and grandma and I. I like it. I like it, too.

[Ders]

I just look from the neck down.

[Adam]

Those guys all look like they've been punched in the face 1,000 times, which makes you all look. They all look the same, right? They have the same face.

[Ders]

I think you've covered this.

[Adam]

And then they. I don't think so. They're grotesquely ugly.

[Blake]

Okay, you.

[Ders]

We've covered this.

[Adam]

So that's. That's. That's what you want to go for?

[Ders]

You said that they all get hit in the face in the same spots, so they get the CRO Magnum brow and. And things.

[Blake]

Oh, yes, you get the hardened brow. I don't have that, though, maybe.

[Adam]

You know, we've done a lot of these podcasts. I might have myself.

[Blake]

What are we on?

[Adam]

Twice.

[Blake]

That much.

[Adam]

Not that much. Dude.

[Blake]

You're fucking disaster, my guy.

[Adam]

But that's what you want to look like.

[Ders]

But I do like when you say it as if you've never said it before.

[Adam]

Dude, I don't remember.

[Ders]

You're like, you know what I think.

[Blake]

Actually, well, that's the sign of a good actor as well, because you do take after, after take.

[Adam]

I, you know, I, I think I'm just dumb enough to be a really good actor.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Blake]

I like this.

[Adam]

You know, like a really good actor where they could just lose them. Lose them.

[Ders]

You've said this before. I think you have.

[Adam]

They can lose themselves in the role because they kind of forgot who they were for a minute.

[Ders]

Right?

[Adam]

I yet to prove that, and I might not ever, but I know I could.

[Ders]

Yeah, but that's kind of the dance. That's the dance you're playing with the audience. And that's what, that's what keeps me coming back.

[Blake]

Let's call this episode. Have we talked about this before? But Adam role. Do you think, do you truly think would win you an Oscar? Do you got something in your back pocket that you're like this? If, if the world would let me do this character. I got the gold.

[Adam]

I'm a gay. I'm gay and also trans. And also I have down syndrome.

[Blake]

I'm not gay no more.

[Adam]

Okay, true. And it's based on a true story from someone.

[Ders]

So there's got to be someone.

[Adam]

And if I could pull that off.

[Ders]

I, I, I'm with you. I love it. But are you.

[Blake]

Are what you're. Yeah, like, I, I know what you're saying.

[Adam]

Rain the trophies upon me, cuz if.

[Ders]

You'Re still white, I'm not watching.

[Adam]

No, no, no, I'm. I'm still white. It's a really fancy. It's such a fancy. It's such a fancy director. Oh, it's such a fancy director that everyone goes, okay, okay. Maybe we give him the benefit of the doubt.

[Ders]

Do you know any fancy directors?

[Adam]

Yeah, Yorgos something or other.

[Ders]

Okie doy, fancy.

[Adam]

Yorgo something.

[Blake]

I think he's a UFC fighter.

[Ders]

Yeah, he might be. Those are like a little wild.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I'm thinking of like the, the British posh directors.

[Blake]

Who are they?

[Ders]

Whoever did like, the King Speech.

[Adam]

Oh, no. Someone asked me a little while ago, like, who would be. Who's your top five directors that you want to work with? And dude, I could not think of it. I couldn't think of a director. I was like, yeah, well, Spielberg for sure. George Lucas.

[Blake]

Zucker brothers, right? Russo brothers. Wachowski brothers.

[Adam]

Russo. All the brothers. All the brothers.

[Blake]

Uhhuh. Y get the w. It's the Wachowski brothers. Right.

[Ders]

Well, anymore.

[Adam]

Well, they're no longer no longer brothers. Maybe I do their life story.

[Ders]

Is that the life? Yeah.

[Blake]

There we go.

[Ders]

You play both of them too. Yeah, cuz I know. And by the way, we've covered this. Correct me if I'm wrong, They've both transitioned, right?

[Adam]

Yes, they.

[Blake]

Yes, we have covered that. Shit's important.

[Ders]

And we've covered this. We've covered this. But can you imagine transitioning and then having your brother be like, I'm gonna do it too. I'm doing it too. Yeah.

[Adam]

And you're like, he's such a follower, dude.

[Ders]

Oh, my God.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'm going back.

[Adam]

I'm doing. I'm doing my own thing. But you can't go back. You did that. You did the final snip and swipe.

[Ders]

No, they got money. They kept it on ice.

[Adam]

That's life. They cryogenically froze their swings.

[Blake]

So that's how it works.

[Ders]

I don't know if the biomechanically. I think they just put it on ice.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Encino Peace.

[Blake]

It's science. That's the movie. Wow. Good stuff, guys. Great start so far. This is why I love my job. You never work.

[Ders]

Can you grade us and tell us why?

[Blake]

I'm just thinking. We're. We're coming out. We're coming on fire, as I love to do. And my.

[Ders]

So no. No grades, Adam.

[Adam]

No coming on fire.

[Blake]

I refuse to grade. I'm not a big grader. I don't like grading. I think that that's an old school guy.

[Ders]

Doesn't even grade shoes.

[Adam]

You know what? It is why you're. Why you look so absolutely insane right now, Blake, and it's because you have what appears to be like, you've tried to grow a beard and it's really bad looking. And that's coming from someone who also grows bad beards. So I know it when I see it.

[Ders]

I thought your beard was okay, but your mustache was questionable.

[Adam]

Yeah, that. That is true. The beard was fine. The mustache. Because that beard is really bad, my dude.

[Blake]

Is it really? Yeah.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I thought I was fucking slaying this beard. Like, I keep taking selfies of myself.

[Ders]

No, you got to stop hanging out with Tebow, who's always like, yeah, he's dapping people up. He's making you feel good. But it.

[Adam]

Dude, I feel like that is correct. Blake hangs out with the Tebow. And Tiba is maybe the most positive.

[Blake]

A good friend, an encouraging person, someone who supports me well. He does tear me down at every turn.

[Ders]

It's how people land skateboarding tricks. They have to have that.

[Adam]

Yes. You have to have unearned confidence.

[Blake]

Hold up. It's kind of how everybody does everything in life. If you want to excel, you need people in your corner who actually uplift you. The world will crush you.

[Ders]

I completely disagree. I was raised by everyone who said you couldn't do anything.

[Adam]

Yeah. And we. And we could tell that about you.

[Ders]

And I persevered.

[Blake]

Yeah. You did it. You're e. You're evil.

[Adam]

I'm. Dude. I'm the king, Blake. I'm the king of unearned confidence. Without a doubt. Without a doubt.

[Ders]

But I don't know about that.

[Adam]

But you also need someone in your corner to tell you. Hey. Hey, buddy.

[Ders]

Throwing the towel.

[Adam]

Hey, bud. Maybe this isn't it. Maybe the shaved mustache. Really patchy, bad, scrappy looking. Like Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Right Looking motherfucker. Isn't the moo.

[Ders]

Shut the fuck up.

[Adam]

Huh?

[Blake]

So you guys think I look bad? You think I look bad?

[Adam]

Atrocious.

[Ders]

No, I think you look like one of the. Where the Wild Things Are Monsters.

[Blake]

Great book.

[Ders]

We'll find a comp. But tell me about the. The. The care here. So you're letting it grow underneath the chin, but you are shaving your mustache.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah. I took the mustache down and.

[Ders]

Are you shaving anywhere else? Like, are you. Is this groomed?

[Blake]

This is groomed.

[Ders]

Beware.

[Blake]

Wait, no, no, no, no. Sorry.

[Adam]

Yeah. You don't know what that word means.

[Blake]

That is a new. That's a new concept. That's a new concept in my life. Groomed.

[Ders]

You thought it was just a green room.

[Blake]

My bad. Talk about the groove. The guru. No, here, you get out.

[Adam]

Yes. Points.

[Ders]

I guess it's not.

[Adam]

That wasn't begging for.

[Blake]

No. I thought by groom you meant shave my mustache. And I did do that. And you did notice that. So this is as groomed as your boy gets also.

[Ders]

But are you doing anything under, like, here, like, bottom lip, like your. Your flavor saver?

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. I take the stinger down. I take the stinger down.

[Ders]

Dinger.

[Adam]

Why? Why? Because that's part. When you grow a beard, you. It has to be full all the way through.

[Ders]

And by the way, explain yourself.

[Adam]

There should be a mustache attached.

[Ders]

Allegedly, we're letting Adam off the leash.

[Blake]

Yeah. I love my job, man. I don't know.

[Adam]

Well, by the way, because I think. I mean, I think Blake is a very handsome gentleman.

[Blake]

You've said that.

[Adam]

You've said besides his face, the rest of it. Beautiful.

[Blake]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Ders]

Hot, hot, hot, hot.

[Adam]

No, I think Blake is a very good looking gentleman. The. This beard isn't doing any favors.

[Blake]

Really. It's much like.

[Adam]

Much like you told me. You told me that my mustache wasn't doing me any favors because under most lights it looked like I had a Hitler mustache. Because the rest of them, the hairs came in weirdly blonde.

[Blake]

Yes. During the tour, you had a weird ass, wispy mustache and like bad chops. And it was bad. It was bad. It was the worst I've seen you. It's the worst you've ever looked.

[Adam]

Well, also. Also, I was obese during that time.

[Ders]

Yeah, it was a whole.

[Adam]

It was a whole bit. I was a life bit. I was doing your boobs are huge where I was morbidly obese and thought.

[Ders]

He was gonna die.

[Adam]

Literally thought I was dying. And from chops before, I liked it.

[Blake]

That even though you did look bad, that was my favorite version of you. You were very humbled. You were very like. You made us like wheelchair you everywhere and stuff. It was cool.

[Adam]

Dude, that is not you.

[Ders]

Never.

[Blake]

I like seeing you vulnerable. I like.

[Adam]

You like to see me fat and injured because then I wasn't competition to you. Okay? And Blake, it's not all about competition, buddy.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake]

You keep stealing rolls from me. Ask Isaac. He keeps hand them off to you.

[Adam]

Name one.

[Ders]

Getting radical.

[Adam]

Okay, well, I mean, I just like.

[Ders]

Adam for it more.

[Blake]

Circle.

[Adam]

Way circle came to you first. What? No, I. I gifted you buzz balls. I was like, I don't want.

[Blake]

Thank you.

[Ders]

There you go.

[Adam]

Bless you. What made you decide to go down this route? I know it wasn't your girlfriend. I know she wasn't really pitching this one hard.

[Blake]

She.

[Adam]

She definitely didn't say shave the mustache, grow the beard.

[Ders]

She could have been a motivation in a different way. Piss him off. And I was like, oh, yeah, check this out.

[Blake]

Now you gotta. Now you got an ugly boyfriend.

[Adam]

Yeah. Tell me to not be playing my music wildly loud at 4am now you gotta do that.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Now you got an ugly boyfriend. Sorry.

[Ders]

Take me out. Show me off.

[Blake]

I haven't been. Also, I haven't been playing loud music since we talked about on the pod. I've been very respectful to my neighbors because I am saving it up for the Fourth of July, baby. Come on. We're going to let the good times roll.

[Ders]

We've covered this. But it's my favorite holiday.

[Blake]

We have you're. And you stand by that. It's never going to not be your favorite.

[Adam]

I thought Halloween was your favorite holiday.

[Blake]

You're a monster.

[Adam]

Yeah, I Thought so.

[Ders]

No, I'm almost positive I said July 4th, because that's how I feel right now. It's just a good time.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I love.

[Adam]

I love barbecue. I love the fourth of July.

[Ders]

It's hot as. So you could just drink so many beers.

[Adam]

So many beers. It's allowed.

[Ders]

It's too.

[Adam]

It's. It's. You're not even drunk. It's. It's.

[Ders]

You don't even know where your kids are.

[Adam]

It doesn't matter. It's the 4th of July. Go burn some. Don't know what the fuck they're doing.

[Ders]

Of course it's true.

[Blake]

Of course.

[Ders]

Yeah. Kids are probably fine. You're hearing fireworks, you assume everyone's okay.

[Blake]

I love it.

[Ders]

You got big plans for the fourth blaze?

[Blake]

I do. Well, you know, my block is pretty. Pretty cool. So they do like. I think I've. I think we've covered this, but they do a little. Like, people make pies, and you try them and say, who made the best pie?

[Ders]

And this does sound like a little.

[Blake]

Little parade. And just, you know.

[Ders]

Just a parade on your block.

[Blake]

Yeah, just chumming around.

[Adam]

So it's a full block party. They lock down the street? Is that how it goes?

[Blake]

Full block party? It's beautiful.

[Ders]

The horses. What are not literal horses. What do they call those? Saw horses? To block off cars from coming in now, I think.

[Blake]

Yeah. Well, I hope they're up today or on the holiday, because it could. Yeah, we need somebody to block off these streets. I'm not sure the protocol with the saw horses.

[Adam]

Blake, that's what a block party is when you literally block off the streets. It's a block party.

[Ders]

Saw horses.

[Blake]

Well, you could just, like, park cars in the middle.

[Adam]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Ders]

You gotta have a saw.

[Adam]

I. I guarantee you police will show up and it'll be a thing, and then it's gonna be a lot of ICE agents, and they might steal a neighbor or two.

[Ders]

Oh.

[Adam]

That guy's beard. I don't want. I don't want that for your neighborhood. I'm just saying I don't want that for your neighborhood. So maybe do things by the book.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

Maybe you should make a call. I know you're not the guy, but maybe call the guy who is the guy who's in charge.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'm hoping. I'm hoping that will all be sewed up.

[Adam]

How full is that guy's beard? That's all I'm saying. How full and connected is that?

[Blake]

Probably more connected than mine, but I don't know. I Don't know. I feel good about it.

[Adam]

Okay, well, it's. That's the most important.

[Ders]

I do like. I do like that the beard is an indicator. Like, you look like someone who would say, yeah, you guys could. You could just park some cars.

[Adam]

It is.

[Ders]

And they go, I don't know. Judging by your beard, I just don't. What do you think, Mr. Good Beard.

[Adam]

Judging by the lack of the beard that you've grown, makes me not trust you.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You know, and for everybody who's now tuning in on YouTube, you're gonna see this. It's really not an offensive beard. It's actually.

[Adam]

Well, move the microphone out of the way and actually.

[Blake]

Let's see it.

[Adam]

Let's see it. Let's see it.

[Ders]

I think it works for you.

[Blake]

Oh, buddy.

[Adam]

Oh. Oh, buddy.

[Ders]

I think it does exactly what you wanted it to do.

[Blake]

What's that? Yeah, frame. Frame my face. Define my jawline.

[Adam]

No, no, no, your jaw.

[Ders]

You have the largest jawline.

[Adam]

Largest jaw. You got a crow magnum jawline you don't need.

[Ders]

We all wish we had it, dude. You want to Hiding it?

[Adam]

You're hiding the jawline. It's covered. Is that what you're trying to do is you're trying to actually dull the jawline?

[Blake]

Maybe at this point, I don't know. There's not a lot of thought that goes into it.

[Ders]

The hair's looking good, though. The hair looks. It looks like a good color. Like, is that summertime kicking in or what's falling down?

[Adam]

He's sitting by the pool also.

[Blake]

Yeah. Thank you for noticing. I kind of did, like, a middle part. I don't do that a lot.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake]

Testing.

[Ders]

That's the where the Wild Things Are.

[Blake]

Thank you. Thank you. I was kind of going like 80s Metallica.

[Adam]

Some old school. This is some old school Blake is what this is.

[Blake]

I'm. I'm kind of in my, like, My. My rocker era for this summer. I think so.

[Ders]

And what rocker would that be?

[Blake]

I'm going like Cliff Burton. That's what I'm going for. At all times.

[Ders]

Rip.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Adam]

Always.

[Blake]

Always.

[Ders]

And now do we see the where the Wild Things Are monster? That looks like Blake? It's crazy.

[Blake]

I mean, I know exactly who you're talking about.

[Ders]

It's got the beard and the hair.

[Blake]

Parted down the middle, two horns. Oh, no. I know.

[Adam]

No, no, no. Well, it's. It's literally brought up in the chat, and you could look at it.

[Blake]

Oh, sorry. I didn't have my chat on, and it's.

[Adam]

He has no horns, but it has a middle part.

[Ders]

And the underbeard.

[Adam]

And an underbeard friendship. Actually, that beard is much fuller, by the way.

[Ders]

But he's working on it.

[Blake]

Durs. This is a great cult. He has bird legs. This looks exactly. Kind of like me. You're right. This is what I'm going for. Great.

[Ders]

I'm a visual learner.

[Blake]

When's the last time you read this book?

[Ders]

I mean, within the last year now.

[Blake]

I love the illustrations. I don't remember as a kid really tapping in with the story.

[Ders]

Me neither. Me neither.

[Blake]

Right. Like the fact that a movie came out. I was like, yes, because visually I want to see it come to life. But then I was like, wait, what is the book?

[Adam]

Michelle Gondry. That's a fame. That's a fancy. That's who I would do.

[Blake]

There's your guy.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

What's he got to. I don't know.

[Adam]

That's who I would do it with. Michel Gondry. Me as a black trans person with down syndrome.

[Blake]

Wait, now you're black?

[Ders]

A black trans Am.

[Adam]

I was. I was black the whole time. I was a black. Oh, you were trans person with down syndrome.

[Blake]

Okay. All right.

[Adam]

Michelle Gondry, hit me up.

[Blake]

Okay. That will be an interesting film. I feel like you could just plug all those prompts into like an AI and it will just make that movie and it is going to be really good.

[Ders]

That'd be a banger.

[Blake]

It's gonna be awesome.

[Ders]

Real banger.

[Blake]

Dang. You lucky duck.

[Adam]

It's gonna take our jobs.

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[Ders]

Hey, that movie though, the. Where the. I remember seeing that movie and going.

[Adam]

That'S a thumbs down from Ders.

[Ders]

Yeah. I was hoping to get a thumbs down through the zoom, but I guess at all.

[Blake]

I don't think people liked it. I don't think it was critically acclaimed. It looked dope. I think it's Spike Jones who usually knocks it out the park. He's a very visual director. Everything he does is pretty cool.

[Ders]

I thought it was going to be a wham, bam.

[Adam]

I thought it was. I thought it was Michelle Gondry.

[Blake]

I thought it was Spike Jones.

[Ders]

It's Spike.

[Blake]

Am I tripping?

[Adam]

Oh, is it?

[Blake]

Oh, okay. Yes.

[Adam]

Points.

[Blake]

Thank you.

[Ders]

And dude, Adam, I'm sorry to tell you if Michelle Gondry, when he hears this here's a. You got it wrong. He's not doing your movie.

[Blake]

You're off.

[Ders]

That's. That's why he's not going to do your movie.

[Adam]

And now Spike Jones isn't going to do it either. So I'm kind of. I really backed myself into a corner.

[Ders]

We can figure it out. Yeah, maybe. Blake goes and he goes, hey, look, I'm the guy from your movie.

[Blake]

I can be the guy. Wasn't the voice of the main dude, James Gandolfini? Am I tripping?

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

That's fucking cool.

[Ders]

Yeah. And. And again, I was like, like cool on paper. And then you see the movie and you're like, huh, he sounds like he's from New York.

[Adam]

Yeah. What was he doing? Like his Tony Soprano?

[Ders]

Yeah, he said so, but it was still like a little bit. Hey, I'm a buff ongoolie you're talking to my guy.

[Blake]

All right.

[Ders]

Are you a monster? No, I'm a buffongoli.

[Blake]

Get at it. I like that. That would have been a really cool movie if. Where the Wild Things Are.

[Ders]

Get back on your boat and sail across the ocean back to your mom and apologize. That's your mother.

[Blake]

The out of here.

[Ders]

I think my mom's trying to kill me. I'm gonna kill through it. Okay.

[Blake]

You don't get the out of here. You bought fun.

[Ders]

What is the. I don't even want to say it.

[Adam]

The whole book was trying to get them not to read the book.

[Ders]

Yeah, I love it.

[Adam]

Get the out of here. Go talk to your mother. Dad, are you screaming to me? I can't read yet?

[Ders]

I will say I've watched it since having kids, and I guess it hits a little harder as a parent where you understand it, but it becomes a total snooze when you get on that island.

[Blake]

Huh. Well, perfect.

[Ders]

Which is crazy.

[Adam]

I don't remember the book, and I did not see the movie, so I'm really lost.

[Ders]

I remember thinking the art for the book was off the Richter scale.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Ders]

I also remember that, but then never read the words. What else is new?

[Blake]

But the visuals of the book were so cool that arresting. You were kind of. You were making up the story in your mind as a child, but the story on the page didn't match how cool the story in your mind you were making up was. You know what I mean? This is.

[Ders]

Yes.

[Adam]

Yeah, I do follow.

[Blake]

Do you track?

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, I'm tracking.

[Ders]

No, Blake knows two words.

[Blake]

You see a lot of. You see a lot of stuff in the background where you're like, wow, I'd love to explore that and all that. It just. It takes you on a journey visually, and then the words just don't match. Are you. You want me to stop talking? Yeah, you're a stupid dumbass.

[Ders]

Did you guys ever read any more the Maurice Sendak books that were, like, little, tiny ones and they, like, all slid into a box together?

[Blake]

The hell I don't think.

[Adam]

My. My mom didn't buy me books.

[Ders]

She's like, read this Snickers wrapper, and.

[Adam]

And I. You think I'm joking, but.

[Ders]

Joke on, Laughing Lemonheads box.

[Adam]

But she didn't. I. I don't remember having books. I don't remember them reading to me. I truly don't. She. I do not remember it.

[Ders]

Oh, righty.

[Adam]

And, in fact, when I would ask for books, I was told what she literally told me. Well, what are you gonna do with them?

[Ders]

Spell book?

[Adam]

And I go, well, read that. I would read them. And she goes, you would. You wouldn't. And then they would sit there. And then later I found out my parents were fairly poor. But.

[Ders]

Yeah, there's no such thing as a library.

[Blake]

Yeah, that is. That's literally what libraries are for.

[Adam]

I know. We would go to the library. I don't remember taking any books until I got a little older. I remember, like, when I was young, like, really young. I don't remember taking. We didn't have the where the Wild Things Are. I just remember getting into the Bear Steenberry books. That was my big shit.

[Blake]

Read some books. Those are good.

[Ders]

You never went to the library?

[Blake]

It's so fun. They all smell different. It's like, interesting.

[Adam]

No, we would. We would go to the library, but then it was always just like some old lady reading to you, and you're like, this is kind of boring, dude.

[Ders]

But you wouldn't get books to go.

[Adam]

I don't remember.

[Blake]

Check a book out. I think.

[Adam]

I think then maybe my mom didn't.

[Blake]

Have a library card.

[Adam]

Then I'm going to have to come back here and drop these books off.

[Blake]

Do not come.

[Ders]

Yeah, but then you get more books. I just. I. I feel like going to the library way back in the day, super young, was like your. It was like your first way of expressing yourself by being like, I'm getting this book. I'm going to get this one on paper airplanes. I'm getting this book about polar bears. Like.

[Adam]

Yeah. I don't remember doing.

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Ders]

It was like the. Your first kind of like, what? Like cultivating your, like, Steve's personality. Yeah.

[Blake]

Oh, dude. Yeah. You're kind of. You're. You kind of just unlock something.

[Adam]

I do remember I got really into cheetahs. That was my cheetahs.

[Ders]

Cheetahs.

[Blake]

There you go.

[Adam]

I wanted to know all about cheetahs.

[Blake]

Hell, yeah.

[Adam]

By the way, not a lot to know. They run very super fast. That's kind of the most.

[Blake]

Yeah, they're hella fast.

[Ders]

That covers how fast. Do you even remember how fast? Because I know exactly.

[Blake]

You got it.

[Adam]

60 miles. 60 miles an hour.

[Ders]

Oh, that was 72.

[Blake]

I've heard 80. 80 I've heard on some forum.

[Ders]

I thought it was 72, Todd.

[Blake]

Oh, I thought it was 60, I think, 60s, right?

[Ders]

Todd, can you look up. Can you look up that cheetahs can only run 17 miles per hour?

[Blake]

I think. I think we came from an era where they were gassing cheetahs up. But they have 50 to 80 to 80.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake]

All right, so a fast ass cheetah.

[Ders]

But, Todd, can I tell you something? Not helpful.

[Blake]

Not helpful, brother.

[Adam]

Doesn't help. Dur's point of view.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

And then mostly getting the National Geographic to see the titties, you know, and.

[Blake]

Allegedly. Yeah.

[Adam]

And that.

[Blake]

No.

[Adam]

You know, I have a similar thing.

[Blake]

I remember finding a zone in the library where it was. It was this book called ElfQuest. It's like a. It's like an old comic, but. Dude. But I remember you flip a few quests, all right? And there were. There was some, like, illustrated nudity. It got pretty horny.

[Ders]

They know what they're doing.

[Blake]

Oh, I remember being in the library, sitting in the little. The little lane or whatever, looking through ElfQuest. Getting so horny as a kid, dude. So horny.

[Adam]

Wow.

[Blake]

Like, it was everything I wanted. It was like fantasy elves. And then it's just me in a quiet place getting a freaking rock, checking all the box.

[Adam]

Wait, how old were you?

[Blake]

16. 16?

[Adam]

You were 16 years old reading ElfQuest?

[Blake]

No, no, no, it was. I must have been like 11. Yeah, 11. I would say that's when. That's when it was. Really?

[Adam]

Yeah. I don't remember being. I mean, no, no. I guess I was horny even then, but.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Come on.

[Adam]

Yeah, you're right. Yeah, Absolutely. Yeah. I think maybe I'm just in a negative mood right now and I'm sorry, guys.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's okay. Go for it. We can handle it. Dude, we're here for you.

[Blake]

You know what? Yeah. I love my job.

[Adam]

Yeah. Maybe I'm just being negative. Yeah. And by the way, Blake, your. Your beard looks fine.

[Ders]

Yeah. You think cheetahs can only run 60 miles an hour? Dude, come on. Give Cheetahs a break. Big.

[Adam]

Yeah, Maybe they run 80, I don't know. Oh, they run 100. What do I care?

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I also remember going, like, pretty psycho on, like, Australia. I loved Australia. I'd read all the Australia books. That was kind of. Those are when you just had a thirst for knowledge. Now I don't give a. Anymore.

[Adam]

Now you guys have kids that are library ages. Like, my child is too young to go to the library now. When you go there, is it just homeless people jacking off or.

[Ders]

Yeah, they've got this fantasy section.

[Blake]

Yeah, it's ElfQuest. There's a line out the door for ElfQuest.

[Ders]

Excuse me, where's your ElfQuest section? Sir, can you please leave?

[Blake]

It's just a bunch of mutants next to the. The ElfQuest section. Just going hard.

[Ders]

I've only kicked it in the children's section of our local library, so I haven't seen. I haven't ventured towards ElfQuest or any other allegedly. But it's popping. It's popping. Librarians are still doing it.

[Blake]

Yeah, the library is still very sick, so.

[Adam]

But real talk is there, because I remember when I first came to LA and I had to print something out, and I was like, maybe I'll go to the library.

[Blake]

Sure, of course.

[Adam]

And, yeah, it probably was MapQuest. And I'm like, I'll go to the library, print something out, get a library card. And then I. Blake probably remembers this. I just got a giant book about jfk and I just learned all about the Kennedies.

[Blake]

It's such a flex.

[Ders]

How fast does he run?

[Adam]

He was 12 miles.

[Blake]

F is a cheetah.

[Ders]

Okay. That's what I. That's what I also read. Yeah.

[Adam]

Very shagadelic. Yeah. And. And just looking around, I was like, there's a lot of unhoused. Sorry, Blake. Unhoused men.

[Blake]

Sensitive.

[Adam]

It's seeming like they're there to look at porno. Like a lot of.

[Ders]

On the computers.

[Adam]

On the computers, kind of looking around.

[Ders]

Yeah, this is. This is 2002. Three, right?

[Adam]

Yeah, this is. Yeah, this is 2002. Three.

[Blake]

Yeah, they're like, no, no, no, no, I'm not. Hold on. Just let me click off of this. Huh? Oh, my bad.

[Adam]

Oops.

[Ders]

The Internet was full of possibilities. And even. Even the unhoused want to get in on that.

[Adam]

I don't even think they had blockers yet. They were like. It was just wide open spaces.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They thought, who would do that? And then they found out out.

[Adam]

Has it changed now? Because that's what. That's what the library was in LA at that time.

[Ders]

I promise you, it's changed.

[Blake]

Well, sometimes it. I. There's. There's still homies there kicking it out. No, no, no, no, no, no. Come on. The. The what. What would we call it? The blockers or what?

[Ders]

Yeah, that's the blockers.

[Blake]

That's. There's a better term, but. Yeah, they're the. The Internet shields. There's a better term.

[Ders]

Firewalls.

[Blake]

The firewalls.

[Adam]

Whatever. Whatever the term is, but, yes, we know what you're trying to say.

[Ders]

I don't know. What do you need? What do you need? Yeah.

[Blake]

Yes, there's. Those are very complex and honed in. I don't think people are really pulling unless they're looking at breastfeeding. Videos.

[Adam]

Or, dude, you could just go to chat GPT.com and then. Or can you look up naked women on Chat GPT?

[Ders]

No, it doesn't really do it.

[Adam]

Hot, hot, hot, hot. I knew I was gonna ask Anders, and he would know. Your boobs are huge.

[Ders]

Well, I just put together a pitch, and I need. And I was doing it over zoom, so I wanted to add a bunch of, like, slides to help illustrate the pitch. And, like, the. The guardrails are insane, where you're like, hey, I need there to be, like, blood. And they're like, I had one where it was, like, a white male character who starts dating a biracial ex girlfriend of somebody. So I was like, this guy with his arm around the biracial girl. He looks like he's, like, annoying and a jerk, and she looks uneasy. And it was like, can't do that because it's a woman. Da, da, da. And it was, like, also racially insensitive. So I typed back to it. I go, I think you're racially insensitive for even bringing it up. I'm just describing the picture I want for these characters. And it was like, very sorry again. These are delicate issues.

[Blake]

And I'm like, I can't wait till Ders be just as an old man, just getting in arguments with Chat GPT all day.

[Adam]

That's exactly what's gonna happen all day.

[Blake]

It's like, you're wrong.

[Ders]

But wearing some screen, like, just show me black titties.

[Adam]

And his Chat GPT, like, knows who.

[Blake]

He is, so it's like, oh, God, here he comes.

[Adam]

Here we go. Oh, you again.

[Ders]

Hi, Chad, Are you there? Hey.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Loading. Loading.

[Adam]

Well, there has to be a. Some sort of. I don't know, anything besides Chat GPT. It's the only one that I know. There has to be other platforms that you can make pornos, because porno rules everything around us. Around.

[Ders]

Pream.

[Blake]

Okay. Yes.

[Adam]

Points.

[Blake]

Those are for you, Adam.

[Adam]

Thank you.

[Ders]

Pretty. I think I shot a booger out of my nose onto my microphone.

[Blake]

Yeah, we're just pretty.

[Ders]

I just preamed on my mic supreme, baby.

[Adam]

You cream that Pream.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So there has to be, right? Because obviously porno rules everything around me.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, No, I think it's. I think.

[Ders]

And for some reason, Todd hasn't just filled our chat with Hentai.

[Adam]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Blake]

Yeah. That's interesting. No, I think it's. It's a. It's in the early stages, but there.

[Ders]

Has to be elfquest, hentai, AI.com.

[Blake]

It'S advancing quickly. It's advancing.

[Adam]

I saw. I saw some, like. It was a comedy. It was a comedy video. But he was saying how much money he's making on only fans. And it's him, like, dancing, being sexy, acting like he's wiping hair out of his face. And then it goes split screen, and then it's just like, a hot chick, like, buxom hot chick who's doing the exact same thing and doing the exact dance and movements that he is. And I'm like, oh, I bet that is the future. That is absolutely the future.

[Ders]

Oh, sorry.

[Adam]

Of, like, guys pretending to be these only fans, models, and actually tricking horny old dudes.

[Blake]

I mean, right?

[Ders]

Or horny young dudes or.

[Adam]

Yeah, horny anything. Okay, well, here it is. We found it, Todd. Thanks for being quick on it. Pornify. Free AI porn generator. Pornify.

[Ders]

Oh, yeah. Brb.

[Blake]

Shout out to Pornify. And this is not an ad. This is not.

[Adam]

Not an ad. I'm stuck. Okay, so you. You free AI porn generator.

[Ders]

Okay. All right.

[Blake]

Are you gonna click on it?

[Adam]

I'm not gonna start your AI porn chat bot.

[Ders]

I already clicked on.

[Blake]

You guys clicked it. I'm not click. Yeah.

[Adam]

What do you mean you click it? You got to click it.

[Ders]

I just sent them a bunch of money.

[Blake]

I am not clicking that.

[Ders]

I just signed up.

[Adam]

Okay, so here's the. The caveat. It's 9.97amonth to join Fren. How quick. How quickly are you joining?

[Ders]

I just joined. Yeah, I just joined. Oh, you can pay more. You can pay a lump sum for and get a discount.

[Blake]

You can pay. All right. God damn. God.

[Adam]

That's actually really cool.

[Blake]

How much for a year here?

[Adam]

Oh, man.

[Ders]

I was just joking. Is it. Or maybe it is. I don't know.

[Adam]

Yeah, this is.

[Blake]

This looks promising. What did you do?

[Ders]

It looks real enough, right?

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Oh, no. So you can go pro. 0%. Okay.

[Adam]

Yeah, you gotta go pro.

[Ders]

You can Go Pro for 24.99amonth. Go all out with top tier priority watermark free.

[Adam]

Oh, the VIP Life, but make it pro it. And the VIP little sticker that they have.

[Blake]

The little.

[Adam]

It's a beautiful woman with a giant.

[Ders]

Why is it always trans?

[Blake]

That's right.

[Ders]

Why does a. Why does AI or like, the. The cgi.

[Blake]

It's the best of both worlds.

[Ders]

One moment and I'll let you have the floor.

[Adam]

Yep. Yeah, we know Blake's answer. We know Blake's answer.

[Ders]

I just want to know if a lot of porn is not trans, why is almost all the CGI porn trans.

[Adam]

I think they want to do something kind of to grab the audience's attention and be like, holy moly. And shock. Shock and awe.

[Ders]

Right? But then you're. But. But you're not getting my time. You're not getting my cutie.

[Blake]

Right? Well, some people are gonna sit with it.

[Ders]

Oh, I go, wait a second, is that what I think it is? And then I go, yeah, that's what I thought it was.

[Blake]

Oh, my God.

[Ders]

And then I go, and I have to go watch real people.

[Adam]

Now here's. Now here's a. An easy one. There's no video, but it's free. Okay. It's no wallet, no worries. Social Security, dip your toes into our AI porn generator and chat a little.

[Blake]

And you're going to generate something.

[Adam]

Just chat a little.

[Blake]

Are you going to generate chat a little?

[Adam]

Free forever.

[Ders]

And Blake, it's the best of both worlds. Did you want to speak more to. Do you want to speak more to that?

[Blake]

I mean, I. I feel like that says everything because, you know what world? The. You know, the big ass titties and then a big old swinging dick.

[Ders]

Dude, those are the. So those are the worlds. The worlds are titties and dicks.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Ders]

There's no. There's no in this. That seems kind of anti female. And I don't know if you'd heard, but the future is female.

[Blake]

Well, you know what? Also, maybe look around. Maybe there's. There's one somewhere around there. Who knows?

[Ders]

Yeah, they do. They do sometimes replace the testicles with a vagina.

[Blake]

Wow. Wow, man. This is important.

[Ders]

Again. I'm like, like, look, you got my attention.

[Blake]

That shit's important.

[Ders]

I click and I go, is that what I thought it was? And it was. But then I'm gone.

[Blake]

I never work a day in my life.

[Adam]

It's good to know that I had the question and it was so easily answered.

[Blake]

Immediately.

[Adam]

Immediately. Yeah, by our boy Todd.

[Blake]

He just.

[Ders]

Who already had the tab open.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah. It's like we got through all the. All the. Are you 18 or not?

[Adam]

I was like, it has to. It has to exist. Just click, click. It's right there. I knew at a moment's notice. Horn balls are undefeated. They will not stop in their quest of horniness.

[Ders]

It goes without saying.

[Blake]

Yeah. Do you ever see a future where the world is not horny anymore?

[Adam]

I feel like Gen Z is marching towards that. Yeah. I think they want. They want that life for themselves.

[Blake]

Dang.

[Ders]

And as I picture them marching. Pretty hot.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Ders]

It's turning me on.

[Adam]

Oh, my.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Ders]

Yeah. What is going on with them? There's. But they. But here's the deal. It's just that they're not. Not right. They're still horny. They're just not.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yeah. I think that's right.

[Ders]

Right. And Blake. Blake. Are you talking about when we're not horny or when we're not.

[Blake]

I'm kind of talking about like we. We. We. Yeah. We don't leave the house to. Anymore.

[Ders]

So the best of both worlds.

[Blake]

We're here. Yeah.

[Adam]

I think that's marriage.

[Blake]

Doritos.

[Adam]

That's marriage. I think we're living that.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Ah.

[Ders]

Poor back.

[Adam]

That is currently what's happened with the younger generation. They're not going out out to. They're. They're going to mixers. They're going to run clubs.

[Ders]

And what is that? You mean like running clubs where you go together?

[Adam]

They go running together. Those are sick new popular things.

[Blake]

I'm hyped on those.

[Ders]

But didn't people you used to go running together to end up right afterwards? You're like, she's pretty fast.

[Adam]

I think running together is a fairly new. Maybe within the last decade or 15 year. No thing. Yeah. No, not. Not in the way run clubs are. Are so popular nowadays.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Ders]

I don't disagree.

[Blake]

But that's correct.

[Ders]

But running clubs have been around for quite a while.

[Blake]

Not like now.

[Ders]

Like Nike. Nike used to have a running club in like 2005 that would leave from the Grove store.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

That's still pretty early in terms of running. Running's been around since the dawn of man.

[Ders]

Like, it's still pretty early. Is it early or is it late? What are we. What are we talking?

[Blake]

I. Maybe I.

[Ders]

Anyway. Run clubs. Run clubs. People are doing run clubs instead of.

[Adam]

They're just running. They're just being. They're trying to get as sexy as possible for Instagram likes into their Tik Tok page and to sell their protein bars instead of.

[Ryan]

Wow.

[Blake]

Dude.

[Adam]

And that's the difference between us. You could start at the. The AI Penis.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake]

And I will.

[Ders]

I think. Would you do a running train club?

[Adam]

A what? Running train club.

[Ders]

Is that. Yes.

[Adam]

Punch Blake.

[Ders]

Is that the best of both worlds?

[Blake]

Preem. Pream. Absolutely.

[Adam]

I don't think I would. Yeah. That doesn't excite me.

[Ders]

Yeah. You'd get exhausted. You'd get killed by all those guys.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

I guess they're just not going out. People are saying that bars and nightclubs are closing.

[Blake]

I have heard that. Yeah.

[Ders]

And like, I don't get it. I don't know what's going on.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's so much of me that just wishes I was a little younger, where I could go to bars and nightclubs on Tuesday, Wednesdays, Thursdays.

[Ders]

But who's not going? Are women not going? Or are guys not going? Or are both not going?

[Adam]

Well, I don't know. I feel like you got to knock on the door of Scottsdale, Arizona and see if it's affecting that place. Because I feel like that place is still going off.

[Ders]

That's at one end of the bell curve. Yeah, man. I feel like that is at the one end of the spectrum.

[Blake]

Well, I think it's, you know, and it's what everything we've been talking about, it's all kind of gathered around one idea. But like libraries, nobody's really going anymore. Clubs, nobody's really going anymore. Think about like I used to go to record stores and see people. Nobody really goes to those anymore.

[Ders]

And what's the idea?

[Adam]

They don't even exist.

[Ders]

Right.

[Blake]

All you have to do is stay home. And Jo to AI porno. You don't have to leave. Yeah.

[Adam]

Put on your Oculus riff.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And. And Jo in the metaverse.

[Blake]

Right.

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[Adam]

Do you remember when people were buying land in the Metaverse for, like, real amounts of money? How they have to feel like such right now because they.

[Ders]

You're gonna regret saying that.

[Adam]

Okay, I mean, I mean, maybe, but right now.

[Ders]

Cut to 10 years from now.

[Blake]

Bell.

[Adam]

Yeah, right. Todd, tell us, what was the most expensive sale for land in the Metaverse?

[Ders]

You gotta imagine it's somebody with fuck you money. Who? It doesn't matter. They just did it to say they did it and promote probably their own company.

[Blake]

No, what kind of land are we talking? Are we talking about, like, they bought an island or, like, land to farm on? I don't really remember this wave.

[Adam]

I remember it being like the street to be on prime real estate and is 4.3 million and who and what was it and maybe get a list going. I know Nike had their store there that they bought and then they put a store there.

[Ders]

They probably got in for free. Whoever's creating this universe probably went to a bunch of places and was like, hey, will you create retail spaces for our population or whatever, our citizens?

[Blake]

This is how I know I'm gonna be, like, a really goofy old guy. And it's just like, I don't even care to even learn about this shit. This kind of shit. Bitcoin. I know it's. Maybe it's the future or whatever, but I just don't want to. I want to live in it. I'd rather just be in the Library looking at ElfQuest like, that's. That's my say less. My future is very retro. I want. I want it to never, never change in that way. I like that.

[Ders]

I mean, I definitely think at some point I'd rather end up in a fucking shack next to a little river than on top of a 200 story skyscraper with a robot sucking me off while I, like, watch 1010 movies with some goggles on.

[Adam]

69, dude. Well, the way you explained it, though.

[Blake]

Yeah, that kind of sold me.

[Adam]

Hang on. I mean, the shot by the river. I forgot to seem pleasant. But then you said that.

[Blake]

He said, the robot.

[Adam]

The robot.

[Blake]

It can do what now? It can do what now.

[Adam]

Wait a minute. This future doesn't sound half bad.

[Blake]

Not so bleak.

[Ders]

I stand by it.

[Blake]

Well, we do need to learn some Skills. I think we need to get busy.

[Adam]

Well, I feel like you were.

[Blake]

You were.

[Adam]

Blake, you like to go farming via the Internet. Like, didn't you do, like, Farmville or.

[Ders]

Or whatever?

[Blake]

Wait, what? I'm curious what you're. Are you talk. What are you talking about?

[Adam]

I remember back in the day, you would, like, you were like, you're playing this game, and it was like, no, it's cool. You could like, I'm working. I'm working to make money so I can, like, buy a. A. A beach house. And I'm like, well, just work in real life and buy an actual beach house. What are you doing?

[Ryan]

I'm living in a nightmare.

[Ders]

Adam. That's stupid.

[Blake]

You're talking about. When I was. During COVID I was deep into Animal Crossing.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

But. Okay, that is. That doesn't transfer to actual life skill.

[Ders]

Is that just like Frogger?

[Blake]

No, no, you're taking like, literally an animal crossing the road. This is just a game called Animal Crossing.

[Ders]

I'm sorry.

[Blake]

It's just the title.

[Ders]

Name it better. What are we talking about here?

[Blake]

It. It's just pretty much an rpg, but it does. I don't really gather, like, get real skill from playing that game. I'm saying we need to get our hands in the dirt. We need to plant some gardens, and.

[Adam]

We can do that with Pornify, CC69.

[Blake]

Dudes and Load Boost.

[Adam]

And load. Brought to you by Load Boost.

[Ders]

Yeah. I think you can drop huge loads, like, in your soil, and it'll help your tomatoes get huge.

[Blake]

I've heard that. I heard if you play music to them and if you. The soil they're planted in, they grow really, really, really big. Right?

[Adam]

Only Metisphere.

[Ders]

Yeah. It's all just Jill. Jill Scott.

[Blake]

If you give your tomato oral.

[Adam]

So some company called Republic Realm, which sound good, they. I. You know that they're the biggest alive Republic Realm. That sounds evil. It sounds evil.

[Blake]

Super evil.

[Adam]

They bought a plot of land in the Sandbox metaverse for a record 4.3 million. By the way, that is a very nice house. They don't know what the fuck they're doing.

[Ders]

We don't think this is like a I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine situation where, like, the people were like, hey, will you just buy $4.3 million in our metaverse or whatever.

[Blake]

That's how rich people work.

[Ders]

Yeah. The headline will be there, and then we'll buy whatever the fuck you need from us.

[Blake]

I. I do think that's the way, like, wealthy people, rich people work is like they see other people buying something, they say, wait, I don't even fuck with it. But if they're going to be buying it for that much money, I want in as well, just to get my dick on the table.

[Adam]

So the record was broke. It was 2.43 million at the time. I mean. And the land is set in the so called fashion district of Decentraland, an online virtual only environment. See, I don't even know how to get to this place.

[Blake]

It almost feels like a dead video. Like online games that don't exist anymore. Have you ever been on an online game that nobody plays anymore and it's just no one is there? It's just like a barren.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. I tried to play old Call of Duty, the World War II version, which was the first game that got me into Call of Duty, what like two years ago now. And. And there was like nobody there, right? And it was like, kind of spooky. It's just me walking around, dude, it's.

[Blake]

Isn't it. It's kind of like a bit of a horror movie. Like you go to these old games in the servers that are still up and there's literally maybe there's two people there. It's like, what the are you doing on this game?

[Adam]

Yeah, it was just me and the same guy killing us each other over and over. And I'm like, this is kind of boring. He's like, yeah, I'm out. Oh my God.

[Blake]

Well, I'm gonna just stay. I'm gonna.

[Ders]

What's your name, dude?

[Blake]

That's how we're going to make friends.

[Ders]

What is it? It's World War II.

[Adam]

It was a call of duty, World War II. And then now I. I'm playing the new Call of Duty. It's very fun. Very fun. I did. That's. That's my game.

[Ders]

What war?

[Blake]

Is it a new one? I don't.

[Adam]

It's new. New one. Yeah.

[Blake]

It's just a. A war that hasn't even been started yet. You wait, shit's gonna go off.

[Adam]

Yeah, it's. It's us bombing Iran. Yeah.

[Ders]

Sounds topical.

[Adam]

Seems topical. They.

[Blake]

They made that game that's out now.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, you guys, they just drummed it up. Have you guys, you guys heard about how Ukraine took out a bunch of shit in Russia and how they did it?

[Blake]

Oh, oh, yeah. I watched that YouTube video. It's fucking insane. What is the name of the thing?

[Ders]

So sick.

[Blake]

It's literally just a bro.

[Adam]

Here, let me guess.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

They sent the Russian operatives, people that were in charge, a Link to pornify cc.

[Ders]

Not far off.

[Adam]

And then all of a sudden, they were. They were mia and no, sir, I don't like it. They walked right in and they were just joi.

[Blake]

Hey, pr. They got preamed. They hit him with the pre. Bomb, baby.

[Ders]

Close, Adam.

[Blake]

Very close.

[Ders]

They essentially, like, sent a. What do they call it? Like a pack. A shipping container. They sent a shipping container on a truck into truck.

[Blake]

Now we're talking regular ass truck.

[Ders]

Truck. Like just a guy driving a truck who's like, yeah, I got this shipping container.

[Adam]

I'm just a dude.

[Ders]

I'm just a dude. Hey.

[Blake]

Which way is key?

[Adam]

Where's key?

[Ders]

That's in Ukraine.

[Adam]

Hey, where's that damn missile silo?

[Ders]

So he's leaving that and he's in Russia.

[Blake]

Yeah. I'm trying to get back to Keeb.

[Adam]

I just left Kiev. I'm trying to make my way to Moscow.

[Blake]

Moscow is what I was looking. The.

[Ders]

The.

[Adam]

The missile silo.

[Blake]

Yeah. If I heard. If I turn around in Moscow, I'll get back to Keith.

[Adam]

They're like, sir, no, you cannot be here.

[Blake]

This is not.

[Adam]

And then he says, hey, do me a favor and click this link. And he's. And the guy's like, wait, what? Oh, oh.

[Ders]

Why do you have American accent? I am from here. You're from here as well.

[Blake]

This is.

[Ders]

But I'm a truck driver.

[Blake]

I'm from. I'm from a real. I'm just from a real mountainous part of Ukraine. Don't worry about that.

[Ders]

999. I'm a truck driver.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Ders]

The truck is on route because the truck driver is just a delivery guy taking it out there. When it gets to a certain point, the top of the shipping container opens. Remote control stuff style. And a ton, like, dozens of drones with bombs on them go out as programmed, fly over to the military base that's nearby, and then just bomb all their planes.

[Blake]

Yep. Okay.

[Ders]

Let's go on some, like, Mission Impossible type shit.

[Blake]

It's fucking crazy.

[Adam]

And then they. What, they couldn't stop them because there were so many drones? Because I know they have missile defense.

[Ders]

No, dude, these are like. There's no missile defense for a drone that's flying like, 30ft off the ground.

[Blake]

Hell, a little. Yeah. Like, it's crazy.

[Ders]

It's literally like the road nearest the. The. The Air Force, by the way, do not quote me on that.

[Blake]

Yeah, no, no, it's the road right.

[Ders]

Near the air force base.

[Adam]

Sure.

[Ders]

Where it just opened up and then they just zoomed over there in under a minute or so and dropped bombs on all their bomber planes.

[Adam]

And yet I can't even get a package delivered by Amazon via drone. Like, what the fuck?

[Blake]

What the fuck?

[Ders]

And Adam, you've always got a funny, quirky way of seeing things.

[Blake]

Where's my. Where's my hand sanitizer? I ordered on Amazon prime, okay?

[Ders]

They probably delivered it to my Metaverse house, okay?

[Adam]

Central land.

[Blake]

I didn't see that video. But There is a YouTube and there's a very specific name to what, who these fighters are or whatever. But basically what it is is this dude just sitting in. Like I'm just a dude. Yeah, just like a tent outside of where the target is. And he literally is probably just the guy who's the best at Modern Warfare, the video game. He's just sitting there with a VR headset and he's flying these drones with low bombs on them. And he just like. He's so good at it. He just. It's whatever target he wants. It could be just like one person. It could be a tank, it could.

[Ders]

Be a dildo in your. Yeah, it could be anything. What else could it be?

[Blake]

It's just a dude just playing video games, dude. It's crazy. It's Modern Warfare, my friends. It's insane.

[Adam]

That is another episode of.

[Blake]

Wait, what the hell?

[Ders]

Wow, dude, I. I just. I was like, yo, between that and like the phone or like the pager bomb one from a few months ago, I'm like, what are we up to?

[Adam]

Yeah, there's some really cool happening.

[Blake]

Really cool.

[Adam]

Well, really cool. Well, you know, it's just terrible. Sad and insane, but inventive.

[Ders]

Can you imagine the writer's room? For these? Yeah, for these. What do they call plans?

[Adam]

I mean, you gotta have.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Adam]

You gotta have a sick writer's room of military guys, you know, just spitballing.

[Ders]

Spitballing for sure.

[Adam]

Uhuh. Walking around.

[Ders]

What if we got all these guys. Rolexes, right? But inside the Rolex aids, they get all. They all get aids. Well, they could live for a while.

[Adam]

D. Okay, all right. Okay, just a pitch. Just a pitch.

[Blake]

I'm gonna go get some string cheese, okay?

[Ders]

Not aids, Ebola.

[Adam]

And then they're like, let's real quick bring up Pornify CC on the projector here, okay? And then nothing gets done.

[Blake]

That's lunch.

[Adam]

That's lunch.

[Blake]

That's life.

[Adam]

Any take backs, any apologies? Any epic slams for today?

[Blake]

You know what?

[Ders]

You know what? I'm. I would apologize for repeating all the things we repeated, but that's kind of the theme of the Episode and theme.

[Adam]

That's kind of cool. The thing.

[Blake]

History repeats itself.

[Adam]

I'd like to. I'd like to give a shout out to the pornify dozens and dozens and dozens, if not hundreds of people that signed up for the cruise.

[Blake]

Oh, hell yeah, baby.

[Adam]

Since the last podcast when we talked about it, we're getting near sold out and I want people to gobble them up before they all get sold out.

[Blake]

We'll do it live. Yes.

[Adam]

Because it is. It's going to be a. A true banger. True banger of a. Of a time.

[Blake]

Yeah, I can't wait. I'm getting more and more excited.

[Adam]

I plan on. I'm going to be an alcoholic.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Adam]

On that cruise. I'm ready to go back just on that cruise. I don't care if I spasm and my eyeball falls out. A spasm hits me so hard.

[Blake]

Probably had too many beers.

[Adam]

I'm ready to fucking send it on the cruise.

[Ders]

Blake, what is the. Too many beers from.

[Blake]

What was his name? Brett Kavana or whatever. We're very. We're kind of. Yeah, I'm still gonna send it kind of. We're kind of poly charged this up.

[Adam]

Yeah, I guess we were accidentally poly charged.

[Ders]

Yeah. The cruise is going to be bonkers, man.

[Blake]

The cruise is going to be insane. I. Every time I think about it, I'm like, it's going to be a once in a lifetime. Just. You're never going to forget it.

[Ders]

Someone's jumping.

[Blake]

I hope not.

[Ders]

I guarantee you, I hope not. What's the over under? I'm putting it at two.

[Blake]

Okay. We're not putting it in. We're not encouraging it.

[Ders]

I'm putting the over under it too.

[Adam]

I mean, I think we don't want anyone to go over, so I'm going to say under because I think even the fall is enough to kill you.

[Ders]

Maybe you, maybe you. Anything happens on international waters, maybe this is the way.

[Blake]

You know what? And I would like to do an apology to where the Wild Things Are. Cause, you know, we kind of shit on it as a story, but it's.

[Ders]

What a bitch have a backbone?

[Blake]

No. It has stood the test of time and it's for a reason. It's because it unlocks your imagination. It doesn't matter what the story is. If the illustrations are good enough, then it's an all timer.

[Ders]

I don't disagree.

[Adam]

Okay, we didn't say it wasn't an all timer. It's just amazing.

[Blake]

It felt like we shit on that book for no reason and all, but.

[Ders]

It'S a Caldecott award winner. Say less Caldecott.

[Blake]

There you go. And it deserves it. And it deserves it.

[Ders]

Snow.

[Adam]

The Hatchet by Gary Paulson. But it's fine. It's fine.

[Ders]

Not enough pictures for me in that one.

[Blake]

Okay, fair enough.

[Ders]

You know what I'm saying? There's nobody in there that looks like Blake in my opinion.

[Adam]

That is true. That is true.

[Blake]

Thanks, guys. Man.

[Adam]

And Blake, I would like to take back. I kind of was. I was. I don't know why. I was in a mood early early on and was just dunking on fools.

[Ders]

Had you had your. Your naked chicks yet today? Your 30 naked wings?

[Adam]

My. Feel free. Oh, my. Oh. Oh, you mean my.

[Ders]

Maybe you were hungry.

[Adam]

Yeah, I am hungry.

[Blake]

Actually.

[Adam]

I have not eaten yet today. I had a. A mush this morning. An overnight oat. And that's calories.

[Ders]

Mushes are getting worse.

[Blake]

I'm so hungry.

[Adam]

So that's 200 calories and it's 3pm.

[Ders]

When mush came out, they were good and now mush is bad. What they should have done, it's these little overnight oat oatmeal things. Yeah, they're delicious, but they're not good at anymore. They used to be.

[Blake]

Do you ever make your own mush? Independent mush?

[Adam]

No, I'm not going to.

[Ders]

What?

[Adam]

What?

[Blake]

It's really easy. You.

[Ders]

That's the future I want. I want a cabin right by the river. I'm making my own mush.

[Blake]

It's really easy to make overnight oats.

[Ders]

I'm jizzing into the crops.

[Adam]

Yeah, I'm. I feel like I'm going to take the robot sucking me off while I'm in a highrise watching 20 movies at.

[Blake]

Once and you'll just have mush.

[Ders]

Good luck. Hey, good luck Feeling like you're in touch with mother Earth.

[Blake]

Have mush injected into your ass.

[Ders]

I'll be balls deep in mother Earth. I don't know about you.

[Adam]

And that's another episode of this is important.

[Ders]

I got one take back. I'm sorry.

[Eddie]

Mother Earth.

[Blake]

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[Adam]

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[Ders]

To get your hands on Original Penguins capsule collection and join the brand and celebrate celebrating 70 iconic years, go to originalpenguin.com and use code. This is for 20 off.

[Ryan]

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[Adam]

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[Ryan]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Ryan]

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[Ryan]

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[Ders]

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[Ryan]

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[Adam]

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