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Adam
Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important.
Blake Anderson
Today on this Is Important, Bo Jackson.
Another Co-host or Friend
Gave my mom a perm in 20 seconds.
Adam
It was the warmth of another man ass. And it was hot.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
They're about to release a 20 inch hot dog.
Adam
Let's go. Yeah.
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Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah. It's been an unbelievable Super Bowl. 60.
Adam
60. Not quite nine, not quite nine. The joke that keeps on going. Good luck. Never stop. We're a little. I'm not feeling great. As you can tell by the sunglasses power move. I'm just not sleeping. I'm too excited. There's too much hustle and bustle happening outside. I know I could go out and get my freak on if I wanted to, but instead I just kind of toss and turn in bed and then absolutely butcher my performance at Marriott.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, we turned it on. We're coming hot off the set of New Heights.
Adam
New Heights podcast. Has Travis and Jason Kelsey heard of them.
Ders
We were in the room with the.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Big boys and it was feeling good. And I thought you performed very well on that.
Adam
Thank you.
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We stuck to the script. We nailed our lines. I didn't know the whole thing was scripted, but, you know, just like the NFL. Just like the NFL.
Adam
Oh, oh. Roger Goodell just breaks through the wall.
Another Co-host or Friend
I was texting with Trump this morning and he was like, what?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He was like, let me know.
Another Co-host or Friend
That's what you talk about on the podcast.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I'm going to come. That's Trump.
Another Co-host or Friend
No, that's what he sounds like. Wow.
Adam
He sounds like. Like Bill Cosby, you know, jello pudding.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Melania, Let me talk about the podcast.
Adam
Let me talk about my son, Baron Trump.
Another Co-host or Friend
Crazy, right?
Adam
That is actually wild. But those guys are great. Those guys are really good dudes. I don't know about you, but I liked. I liked doing their podcast.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I did, too.
Another Co-host or Friend
Thought you were about to pick one.
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Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Honestly, it's hard to choose.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's a toss up.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
They're both great in their.
Another Co-host or Friend
Who's a better kisser?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Trav.
Adam
Trav, for sure.
Another Co-host or Friend
There's nowhere.
Adam
He's a he.
Another Co-host or Friend
Hand on the face kisser.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I'm not a. I'm not a kiss A bearded. Like, too big of a beard on.
Another Co-host or Friend
Jason, like, a shaven face.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I do feel more feminine. I don't kiss guys.
Another Co-host or Friend
I don't.
Adam
Well, it is. It is nice to talk to those guys because we were at a party the night before. Right. And we were hanging out with them, and it was nice, but we were in a loud bar, and I feel like I cannot communicate with giant men when I'm in a loud bar. You're closer to their height, so it's.
Another Co-host or Friend
A little easier right there to kiss them.
Adam
Yeah. Okay.
Blake Anderson
All right.
Adam
Okay. I'm pissed now and then I feel like even you're there to where you can still hear each other. I'm just a few inches. Wouldn't you just too short where the sound can't travel that far down.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Would you guys call me out if you noticed at every single party, I was on my tiptoes the whole time?
Another Co-host or Friend
I don't think so.
Adam
A long time ago, someone sent me a super cut of me on red carpets.
Another Co-host or Friend
That's rough.
Adam
Standing on my tiptoes, really. But not my tiptoes. The issue is, is my right leg is shorter. So sometimes I. I'll be my little. My little gimpy.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That's cute.
Adam
My little gimpy right leg.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I have noticed you doing that a lot.
Another Co-host or Friend
And by the way, whoever puts together this, get a life, cuz.
Adam
I like it. We like the content. Keep it coming.
Another Co-host or Friend
Well, sure, there's that. Content is king.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Absolutely.
Another Co-host or Friend
But what are you. Who gives a. Let my guy work on his calves.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Thank you.
Another Co-host or Friend
You're just always working out, I think.
Adam
Is what I'm trying to work on my calf.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You're saying it's done as, like, a.
Adam
Tactic to out our boy. It was. It was.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I could tell.
Adam
It was, like, a little hurtful. There was some hate behind it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Right.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And I didn't like that.
Another Co-host or Friend
Right.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay.
Ders
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, then, Ders, I stand with you. Leave him.
Another Co-host or Friend
Leave him alone.
Adam
So what? So this is the last day at the super bowl for Radio Row. Durs is going home. He's gonna go running.
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm running a race.
Adam
He's run race.
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm running a race. We're raising money for the firefighters. The big fire last year, running from all to Dina to the Palisades. It's going to be a good time. Almost as fun as staying here and going to Shaq's party. But when you sign up for something, when you make. When you sign a blood oath.
Adam
Yeah. And your wife is, like, making you do that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
She Might have said don't be.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I heard that there's actually a 5K in the city tomorrow morning at 8am that rapper P. My friend, you got your Evo SL.
Adam
Are you gonna. Are you gonna wake up running? That does not seem like the Blake Anderson that I know and love.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Here's the Dude. I haven't done any form of working out at all since I've been here in these three days. I know it's not a lot of. But I feel like kind of like. Like I need to breathe.
Adam
Well, you've just been guzzling alcohol for three days.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, well, we went to the win in the tonga room.
Adam
Dude, if you're in San Francisco, do yourself a favor. Go to the tonga room.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes.
Adam
It's at the basement of the Fairmont. Fairmont's a beautiful hotel.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Gorgeous.
Adam
I. I fancy. I lived there for several months when I shot the seminal film Drop it on. A seminal film. Drop it on C baby. Jackson, Jackie. Came out. Hey. Came out in theaters. Didn't make any money. But guess what?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Really shine boys.
Adam
With it. Okay, hit us with it. Hit us with it.
Ders
Netflix.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes.
Adam
Went to number two on Netflix. Did the world clamor for more? No, they didn't.
Another Co-host or Friend
They went all the way.
Adam
All the way to the top to number two. It didn't. There was a. An actual good movie.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Who beat you? Who beat Jackson.
Adam
It was like a Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen movie.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You lost to an old Mary Kate national.
Adam
I don't know. His airbud for whatever.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Brother for sale.
Adam
Yeah. It was an earnest, scared, stupid. I don't know what was number one, but we went to number two. So anyways, congrats. I lived at the Fairmont. And in the basement of this hotel is where it was the old pool. In the 1920s, it was just a pool. But then in the 1950s, they got a bright idea to deck this baby out like a. Like a tiki bar. When tiki bars were all the rave. And then there's. So there's a pool in the middle and then there's a little like boat. Floating boat that kind of. They just push out and it's pulled out. And then all of a sudden there's like a Bruno Mars little tiny.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I think you're just calling them Filipino people because they're not Bruno Mars.
Adam
They were singing Bruno Mars songs.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Maybe.
Adam
Awe. Well, hey, when I'm in the tonga room, it's all Bruno Mars, baby. Everybody's coming. 24 carat diamonds in the air.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
They performed Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson and those Are Bruno Mars Lonely Boys?
Adam
That's not Bruno. Also Bruno Mars.
Another Co-host or Friend
See that? Whitney Houston. That was up there too. We're just call people of their race by the most famous person of their race now.
Adam
So who. Who are we then, Dolphin? Am I Larry Bird?
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
Okay.
Another Co-host or Friend
We're three Larry Birds.
Adam
We're all Larry Birds.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's just one person.
Adam
I like that.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Team Larry. Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
Larry Bird is the most famous white person at the moment.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
God, Larry Bird is topical. When's the last time you looked at Larry Bird's face?
Adam
He looks like a bird. It's weird when someone has a last name that they look identical to. Yeah, like I don't look angelic.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, not today. No.
Another Co-host or Friend
I like how you picked a name that's not your last name. Just say you don't look divine. There we go.
Adam
Well, sure, but, like, I don't look like a. Like a cherub.
Another Co-host or Friend
I know, but if your premise is that people look like their name.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Hey.
Adam
And this is why we have you around to punch up my jokes.
Another Co-host or Friend
The rules are this.
Adam
You set the rules. Thank you for that.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I do kind of look like Andre's son, though.
Adam
Yes, I could see that.
Another Co-host or Friend
So that looked at you and I look like a hole.
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Adam
So we're at the hole.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I like that.
Adam
We were at the toga room last night, and we also went and did. Or I did a barstool sports trivia night. I was.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You were really nervous about it.
Adam
I wasn't nervous. I just was saying I shouldn't be chosen to do this. I'm bad.
Another Co-host or Friend
Right?
Adam
There wasn't nerves. It was just like, this is a. And I was right. I wasn't that great at it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Right. But then you were talking about how you were shedding blood, and I was like, you're nervous. And you were like, I'm not.
Adam
Yeah, I was having nosebleed.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I'm not nervous, dude.
Adam
My hair was coming out in clumps. It wasn't nerves. It wasn't nerves, guys.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, you did. You came out saying that, like, if they ask NBA questions, you're going to knock them out of the park. And I don't think you got either of those ones.
Adam
Well, the one. The one NBA question they didn't do.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well and that he's going to make.
Another Co-host or Friend
A super cut of it.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And am I projecting?
Adam
Because.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, you guys went on who wants to be. I got the face.
Adam
I got the mash. You mash up the face. Mashup. Nailed it. I just.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I didn't know how triggering it would be to Watch you do trivia. It sent me right back to when you guys didn't call me on the phone. A friend at who Wants to be a Millionaire.
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm sorry. I don't. I'm sorry.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Literally sat by.
Another Co-host or Friend
How many times can I say I'm sorry?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Honestly?
Adam
Well, what h. What had happened was. Is Ders.
Another Co-host or Friend
I know.
Adam
Is.
Another Co-host or Friend
He's cavalier.
Adam
He was a little cavalier. He's a little cavalier. And he said that he knew the answer. He was. He just seen it on. He had just seen it on Instagram or whatever. And he knows this. Without a doubt. And I'm going, well, do we maybe phone Blake?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Maybe.
Another Co-host or Friend
He seems pretty cavalier.
Adam
Yeah. And I'm like, you seem a little cavalier here, and. And we didn't. And we lost. Embarrassing.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
But I thought we did pretty well on, so. And by the way, you last night told me I did surprisingly well in on trivia, so you were lying. And then when you get on the podcast, you.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You decided to dump me.
Adam
I was saving.
Another Co-host or Friend
And also, you weren't watching, so what are you basing? Yeah, what are you.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I saw, like, the first two questions.
Adam
And by the way, the. The NBA questions that the other team got.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
I knew it was Chris Kamen because he's a clipper dog.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
True. Which I was unaware that Chris Kamen was an all star. That's crazy. When's the last time you looked at Chris.
Another Co-host or Friend
Don't say that about Chris Kameham. Why are you obsessed with basketball players faces?
Adam
2008, I think.
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These are very specific faces.
Adam
I think everyone has a specific face. Dude, it's their face.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No, the Chris Kamen face is on. It is a. Is a different. Different level.
Adam
Yep. So note for the editors. Put a. Put Chris Kamen's face just floating right here. If you can. If you can do. Do any of that.
Another Co-host or Friend
If you need us.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He looks like a K. K, man.
Another Co-host or Friend
All right, Anyone else you want to insult on?
Adam
Who cares?
Another Co-host or Friend
The best streaming platform I'm aware of outside of Apple tv, Not really.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I'm ready to be nice.
Adam
What was your favorite party of the week or thing that we've done so far? Little roundup, but that's what this is. Blake, this is the last day of the pod here at Super Bowl 60.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Should we go through some highlights? Should we go through some highlights? Yeah, I mean, this guy. The guy that catches the. The food in the mouth. Is that him?
Adam
Yeah, that is.
Another Co-host or Friend
That's him.
Adam
Yeah, that is him. I wonder if he's over there.
Another Co-host or Friend
He doesn't leave much. The imagination.
Adam
He's over there, like, trying to get something caught in his mouth.
Another Co-host or Friend
What are they doing? I don't know.
Adam
Wrestling.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
There might be a fight.
Another Co-host or Friend
They. There's some physical specimens here. These guys are grappling. For what reason?
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Adam
And Troy Aikman's over there.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He.
Adam
He wants to come on the pod.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We might not have a guest today. Sorry, Troy. This is. This is just time for us to reassess what happened this week.
Another Co-host or Friend
To recap, best party. What party? First night, sushi dinner.
Adam
Oh, yeah. Banging sushi dinner. We might have bar. Bar. Too much sushi. It cost Isaac $6,000, I was told.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Really?
Adam
You might get fired for that sushi dinner.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Was it really that much? Okay.
Ders
Whoa.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Wow. We put up only 2,000.
Adam
Okay.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That's a lot.
Adam
I mean, that is a lot of sushi. It sure is. It was a nice sushi. It was delicious, wasn't it, Uzo? Is that right?
Another Co-host or Friend
Give him a shout out.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It was very.
Adam
Was that the name of the sushi restaurant?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Maybe. That was our favorite night because that's the night where we really just got to hang out with each other.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Kind of bro down.
Adam
Yeah. And Trey, my buddy Trey. Cool. Trey. Cool.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He came. He lives up to his name.
Adam
Yeah. Very cool guy.
Another Co-host or Friend
You guys know he was in green Day?
Blake Anderson
I. Yeah.
Adam
I only recently found that out.
Another Co-host or Friend
After hanging out with him, I hang out with him. I go, I think I know this guy from somewhere.
Adam
After hanging out with him for maybe once a month for the last five years, I. It now is dawning on me that he's the drummer of green day.
Another Co-host or Friend
For me, it was always like, I think I've known this guy's face since I was 11.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah. Yeah, he's been around.
Adam
But Trey's a great guy, and he. And he ate sushi with us, and that was very fun.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
And then what do we do after that? I mean, that was only, like, two nights ago, but. Dear God, is it all blending together?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
The days feel really long out here, too, right? Like, we take naps every day.
Adam
I want to say, I try.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No, we do. We do.
Another Co-host or Friend
Oh.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It'S in his hotel.
Another Co-host or Friend
And that's the difference. And that's the difference between us.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We take naps every day. Right?
Blake Anderson
I try.
Adam
I try. And I will say, oh, dude, if you're at. If you go to the Marriott Marquee Marriott, please. My God. And I saw the Marriott woman walking grandma. Marriott Marquis. Is that what it's called? The Marquee Marriott Marquis Marque. Yes. In San Francisco Marriott. Their Gym is unreal.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay.
Adam
You haven't even been in their. Their gym.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I haven't?
Adam
I thought you were the. Well, that's why he's the natural hard body. He doesn't even need to go to the go.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
My body is giving me signals that it needs.
Another Co-host or Friend
Your body's giving me signals.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay. It's giving me signals that I need to get some sort of like a sweat in.
Another Co-host or Friend
What are those signals?
Adam
Weird poops.
Another Co-host or Friend
Exactly. Yeah, yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
The poops are not regular.
Adam
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And I need them to get back to a regular place.
Another Co-host or Friend
Okay.
Adam
Yeah, yeah.
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Adam
Netflix. Yeah, that's. That's always when I know I maybe punch the gas a little too hard. Yeah. It's science. The body lets you know the body score.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It's science.
Adam
The body keeps.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
So there's. On this race, you're going to. Are you gonna try to run it pretty damn fast or are you gonna kind of roll down now?
Adam
I don't know.
Another Co-host or Friend
How many K's.
Adam
How many K's is it?
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm doing.
Adam
I.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's a relay race of five people or six people all the way from Altadena to the Palisades.
Adam
So you don't have to run 10K.
Another Co-host or Friend
No, I'm. I run 10K. Someone else runs 10K.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, my Lord.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's across LA. It's going across LA. So I'm going from like. I'm going from, I think, like Silver Lake to Hollywood. There's some hills that I think I'm gonna end up hitting. I gotta get the like.
Adam
That is seriously too many K's.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You're gonna go from Tonga room to running a heel. A 10K.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah. I called it early last night to like that or.
Adam
You did. I was actually really impressed when you called it early. I was like.
Another Co-host or Friend
And woke up looking like hammered shit.
Adam
Yeah. You didn't look great for calling it as early as you did.
Another Co-host or Friend
I don't understand. I think maybe I shouldn't have slept.
Adam
You know what kind of bothered me is that we called it fairly early. We were back in the hotel room by like 1am and then I fell asleep at like 1:30. But then I woke up at like 5:30 or 6. And then I couldn't go back to sleep at. And then I was like, I wish I could have just stayed out later. And then maybe I would have slept in a little bit.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
So what are you doing at 5, 6. What are you doing in your hotel room at that time when you're just kind of.
Adam
I don't Want to talk about it?
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Did you put on a film? Do you read a book? No. No, no, no, no.
Adam
Because then all of a sudden, the brain gets cooking. What do you mean? I'm trying to go back to sleep. I'm trying to.
Another Co-host or Friend
I bet you are.
Adam
Yeah. You're not.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Just what helps you get back to sleep. Read a book? Watch a film.
Adam
No, I'm not reading a book or watching the film. Just rolling over. I'm trying to release.
Another Co-host or Friend
How do you relax? How do you.
Adam
I know you guys want me to say that. I know you want me to say that I jerk off in order to go back, and I just thought of that. I know you want me to say that, but that is not what happened.
Another Co-host or Friend
Just realize that's what it could seem like. That's crazy.
Adam
Yeah. No, what I do is I take. I. What I do, guys. And this is hot content. What I do is I try a new pillow.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam
I try a new pillow, out I go, man. Maybe I get a cold pillow over here. Maybe that'll.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, I love a cold pillow.
Another Co-host or Friend
I got a bone to pick with hotels.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
All right, let's do it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Let's flash it. This is hotel pillow talk. They're too big. Too stuffed.
Adam
Too stuffed.
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Another Co-host or Friend
What the fuck is going on? I have to call depending on the hotel, if you can or you can't, whatever. But sometimes I'll call the front desk and I'm like, do you guys have, like, flatter pillows?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Older pillows, and they got them. Really?
Adam
You gotta call crazy.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I would never do that.
Another Co-host or Friend
I would never call. That's the difference between us.
Adam
The Marriott Hotel pillows. Perfect, Nice pillows. I personally can't sleep on them.
Another Co-host or Friend
Right.
Adam
And I don't know why.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I do know why. You drink Celsiuses and air. I don't drink lots of Red Bulls.
Adam
I do drink four to six. Martini after midnight.
Ders
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah. You kind of round out your night with espresso martini.
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Yeah.
Adam
And I did. I did have a Red Bull leaving the party last night.
Another Co-host or Friend
Did you really?
Adam
I did.
Another Co-host or Friend
Adam, look at me. Look at me.
Adam
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
No, look. Look at me.
Adam
I am.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Start at the Bean stop. Yeah.
Adam
You know, I was drinking a vodka soda and I wanted to. A little mix.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Put some lime in it.
Adam
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
Cranberry or like.
Adam
Well, see that. That's not the issue. The fallen asleep is the issue. I fall asleep. I just wake up four hours later. That's not the issue.
Blake Anderson
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Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
But no, that's your body. That's the. That's The Red Bull hitting your.
Another Co-host or Friend
There's a lot of civil war inside your body of alcohol versus taurine.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And the Taurines win at 4 in the morning.
Adam
Yeah. Yeah. Well, I guess when you break it down like that, maybe I shouldn't have had that Red Bull.
Another Co-host or Friend
But that's on.
Ders
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
Your blind spot for this is unreal.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah. Concerning.
Another Co-host or Friend
And slide into Blake's DMs and commiserate with Blake because I've had it. I've had enough.
Adam
Yeah. So last night, I don't know if, if I. You didn't come in that back room, but Michelle and I, we saw, we saw that, like a back VIP room. And I go to the, the guy and the guy's like, no, you can't come in. You don't have the right wristband. And then I look in and I think I see Justin Bieber.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
And I go, I go, is Justin Bieber back there? I know Justin Bieber.
Ders
He.
Adam
I would like to say hi. And then the guy goes, all right, you can come in. And I think, I'm gonna see Justin Bieber. It's just a guy.
Another Co-host or Friend
Oh, yeah.
Adam
It's just a guy that looks absolutely nothing like Justin Bieber.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It wasn't Beebs.
Adam
It wasn't Biebs.
Another Co-host or Friend
It was. The security guard was like, I'm gonna watch this happen.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
This motherfucker.
Adam
By the way. It was just like. Just a bunch of dudes.
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Adam
And it wasn't. And, and one of them was my old agent. It wasn't like a. Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I'm gonna say.
Adam
I don't know how. This was the VIP section of this.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Party as we're kind of like, you know, wrapping up the Super Bowl. A lot of saying it was a bunch of dudes. That's kind of what this week has been. It's like a, it's a, it's quite the dude fest.
Another Co-host or Friend
And I am shocked.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes. It's a football game. Except we met one of the coolest girls. What's her name? The rugby player that we ran into.
Adam
Oh, yeah, I saw her.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
She, she was at the party.
Another Co-host or Friend
Sorry.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, you did?
Another Co-host or Friend
Last night.
Adam
Rugby player that we.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
She's so cool.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And she was wearing this backless thing.
Another Co-host or Friend
And her back was easy. Ilana. Mayor.
Blake Anderson
Mayor.
Another Co-host or Friend
Mayor. Mayor.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Mayor.
Blake Anderson
Bear.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Mayor.
Blake Anderson
Mayor.
Another Co-host or Friend
It may or may not be.
Adam
By the way. I mean, maybe I, I, it, maybe my dream body is, is no Longer A female crossfitter.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Right.
Adam
In her 50s.
Another Co-host or Friend
And this is. To clarify, this is for yourself.
Adam
For myself, yes. Maybe my dream body is. She's like, female Olympian.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yes.
Adam
Level rugby player.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes.
Adam
That's. I mean, because she was so jacked. But it wasn't off putting. No, no, no. It looked good.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
This is like peak human.
Adam
Well, bodybuilders. Female bodybuilders, I feel like, are a little. It's a little much.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You don't like that?
Adam
It's a little much.
Another Co-host or Friend
I guess I could see where you're coming from.
Adam
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You don't watch a body bodybuilder porno.
Another Co-host or Friend
Where they just pick people up and, like, walk around.
Adam
I mean, there has to be bodybuilder porn.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
There is.
Adam
It's. You went down that rabbit hole.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I mean, just to, like, be like, what is this?
Another Co-host or Friend
I think I watched the documentary bodybuilders. And that's like, the whole side gift big. The whole site. This guy's nodding. This guy's over there, like, hey, it is lucrative.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
The whole side hustles that. They don't make any money. It's expensive to upkeep the whatever. And so on the side, they just go, like, wrestle men. And they're like, here's 200 bucks. That was fun.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay, I like that.
Adam
Okay, that makes sense. They just wrestle them and only wrestle. I, I. When I was sleeping last night and doing. And doing nothing else, right. I had a kind of a realization, and it shook me to my core. Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen. It shook me to my core.
Another Co-host or Friend
Kyle's been off the podcast, dude.
Adam
Yeah, Kyle's not even here, dude. We have a chair for him. Realize Kyle hasn't been here for a long time.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
No, no, no.
Adam
My realization is, in a generation, which it's coming up, there will be no porn stars. Porn stars are gone. They're all gonna do only things you make more money.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Do not come.
Adam
It's. It's more secretive. Like, it's not just out there. Adam, they're not gonna do porn anymore.
Another Co-host or Friend
Let's.
Adam
Because they don't make the same amount of money.
Another Co-host or Friend
Here's where they're gonna do.
Adam
And they're gonna just only do it behind.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He's crying.
Adam
You're only gonna do behind the crying.
Another Co-host or Friend
Here's what I need. Here's what I need from you. I guess I need, like, your definition of a porn star. Because if you're doing only fans, which is pornographic.
Adam
It is. Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
And if you are a star of that.
Adam
Sure.
Another Co-host or Friend
How are you not a porn star?
Adam
Yeah, but. But you can't. There's no. There's no class left. There's no backstory about how their stepbrother and sister, different parents. And you know the stuff that really.
Another Co-host or Friend
Your boobs are huge engorged really makes.
Adam
There's no, there's no backstory about how like maybe she got stuck in the laundry machine.
Another Co-host or Friend
Is that what you're saying? That there's no more. There'll be no more.
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Adam
There's no more like pornhub that you can just click. There's the, the. I mean the old videos will be there. Yeah, but we'll have those forever. But now it's just going to be behind the paywall that is only fans.
Another Co-host or Friend
But no, 69 covered this.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I feel like super recently at lakes.
Another Co-host or Friend
You just go to a different campsite and they're.
Adam
See, I don't. I've never looked at campsites. I don't know that world. And guess what? I'm going to. I'm not going to. I'm an old man.
Another Co-host or Friend
They're like, I'm an old man.
Adam
I know what I know. I know what I know.
Another Co-host or Friend
Speaking of, fear not. You can see them.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes. And NFL.
Another Co-host or Friend
Thank you.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
This is our NFL roundup. The parties we went to, the porn star industry, all the good stuff in a generation.
Another Co-host or Friend
The Super Bowl's gonna be on fucking OnlyFans.
Adam
That would be incredible.
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Adam
Oh, my God, guys, Bo Jackson is 20ft away from us.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Where is he really?
Adam
He's right there. BO Jackson is 20ft.
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Another Co-host or Friend
Please don't stop the music.
Adam
Yep. Bo Jackson's name. Bo Jackson Devine.
Another Co-host or Friend
Oh, yeah, there he is.
Adam
Was almost my son's name.
Another Co-host or Friend
How are we even to keep podcasting?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It's gonna be hard. It's gonna be hard.
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm just gonna do this. Yeah. Excuse me, cameraman.
Adam
A true hero.
Another Co-host or Friend
Can you get the out of the way?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He's not gonna like that. Yeah, Anders.
Another Co-host or Friend
What if he just goes, Anders and I go.
Adam
That would be awesome.
Another Co-host or Friend
That's what it is.
Adam
That would be incredible.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Kill that 10k, brother.
Another Co-host or Friend
Are you Anders? Yes.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Please don't stop. I wanted to take a moment to uplift. Lift.
Another Co-host or Friend
Are you Larry Bird?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
The city of San Francisco, The Bay Area. Shout out. I think they've been doing a wonderful job with this.
Another Co-host or Friend
I feel like they deserve Pepsi, but.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay, yeah, the bay does not deserve Pepsi.
Adam
In my mind, there's for people that aren't currently in the Bay Area and know what the they're talking about their signage. Pepsi is the official sponsor of the NFL. I can't see you.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And the slogan they landed on, that's.
Adam
In every window, that's on every storefront and every bus that passes is the bay deserves Pepsi. And it sounds like a slam.
Another Co-host or Friend
Knowing damn well that Coca Cola is obviously number one. But the bay, the babe.
Adam
They deserve it deserves Pepsi. They deserve it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Why don't you dude the next best?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, maybe, you know, as a bay destrian, I switch over to Bay Destrian.
Adam
Yeah, I switch over to Pepsi, and you stole that from E40, that Baydestrian? Or did you just make that up?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It's the name of a Mr. Fab album.
Adam
Well, okay. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. I like it.
Another Co-host or Friend
That sounds like a fun shirt you probably have.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, I. I need to get one. Be honest. But I am wearing one of my favorite shirts that says Puff Daddy. No, the buff dad. No, this is not a Puff Daddy shirt. I mean, can you. For anybody who's.
Another Co-host or Friend
Do you understand that? That's what it looks like it says for.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
For anybody who's listening. I'm not wearing a Puff Daddy shirt.
Another Co-host or Friend
It looks like it says Puff Daddy.
Adam
That would be really hard.
Another Co-host or Friend
Like you would be at those parties.
Adam
You're wearing a Puff Daddy shirt. I'm wearing an R. Kelly shirt. And that Ders is just wearing a Jeffrey Epstein.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam
Great ass. They're like, these guys. We have it. We don't watch the news.
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm wearing a Jeffrey Epstein lei from his island.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
These guys are really trying to make it.
Adam
We actually don't watch the news.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We never watch the news. We're completely uninformed.
Adam
What happened?
Another Co-host or Friend
Well, I don't even. On the Google news feed. It's just stuff that they think I know. So it's like, did you know Volvo's.
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Another Co-host or Friend
Meanwhile, a city's burned down and. I don't know.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Right. Well, that's the other thing that's a trip about being out here. And what it was similar at New Orleans is when you're surrounded by all this, like, NFL stuff, you don't know what's happening in the outside world. Correct. I have no clue what's happened in the last couple years.
Another Co-host or Friend
Well, let me tell you something. In a generation. Give me no more porn star.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
This is important.
Adam
It kept me up.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah, but you weren't jacking off to go back to sleep.
Adam
I wasn't.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
This is what.
Another Co-host or Friend
This is what you were thinking apropos of any sort of Internet.
Adam
I know you want to put that on me, and you want me to say I was jerking off in my hotel room. That's not what was happening. I was sleep. Trying to sleep, but I couldn't. And I had these thoughts.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And I want to tell you, at this point, Bo Jackson is within earshot, so he might be hearing everything.
Adam
I mean, he still looks great, too. He still likes. Yeah, you could hand that man a football. Yeah, you could handle football.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And you could hand him a baseball bat.
Adam
That you could hand him anything. He could. I bet he could still take a baseball bat and just.
Another Co-host or Friend
Over your head.
Adam
Oh, my God. I would let him do it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Hey, will you crack this? He just goes. You die. But you go, yeah.
Adam
My skull would just cave in. Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It would melt to putty.
Adam
Oh, my gosh.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It'd be gone.
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Another Co-host or Friend
I'm gonna go beat off. What else? What else? What else?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Did you guys enjoy your time in San Francisco?
Adam
I have, and this is the cleanest I've ever seen. Right. Because.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And you're on record of saying, like, the Bay Area is very dirty, nasty, gross.
Adam
Well, I think it's a beautiful city. I. I. And I have said that I think it's a stunningly beautiful city.
Another Co-host or Friend
Gorgeous.
Adam
But they did allow people to smoke crack on the sidewalks. Well, it's called getting inject heroin into their Cocky. Their Vanessa.
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Adam
I've only seen maybe a half dozen people smoking crack.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
Not.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I feel like the.
Adam
Which is a pretty low number.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah. Yeah, they're doing good.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
There are pockets of the city that are interesting.
Another Co-host or Friend
It smells like they just like, soaked it down. It's like when someone shits on something and then you have to spray something to remove the shit.
Ders
Right.
Another Co-host or Friend
And it looks like it just got.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Cleaned, but then they.
Another Co-host or Friend
You know when you go into a bathroom where somebody sprays Glade.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, yeah. And so it makes it worse.
Another Co-host or Friend
Smell shit and glade. You don't knock. Not smell.
Ders
Right.
Another Co-host or Friend
That's what it smells like to me.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
In pockets. In pockets here and there.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah, in pockets.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Not everywhere, but you do hit little vortexes where you're like.
Another Co-host or Friend
But I also. They missed a spot.
Adam
Hey.
Another Co-host or Friend
I haven't. I don't feel like I've felt the personality of the city this weekend. Like, I felt the personality of New Orleans when we were there.
Adam
Okay.
Another Co-host or Friend
I also, as far as, like, the specifics, like New Orleans. We drank like we were there. As far as the drinks that they serve. We ate like we were there. As far as the food that they served.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, yeah.
Ders
Here.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's like I'm drinking beers. We went to the tonga room. Sorry. Last time I checked. Last Time I Tech 9. Last time I checked, this is the way. We're not in Polynesia.
Adam
Okay. Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
But there's a lot of Asian culture. Asian community culture. Yeah. Yeah.
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Another Co-host or Friend
But we are not in Polynesia.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No, no, no. I am not seeing the news the last three days.
Adam
Guess what we do this afternoon. Guess what we do this afternoon.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Get really BAE with it.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Maybe we get a high fee.
Adam
Maybe we take a trolley car because. And go to that restaurant where. Go to that restaurant where they serve Irish coffees.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay.
Adam
Where they say they invented.
Another Co-host or Friend
Again, it's from somewhere else.
Adam
So they invented the Irish coffee.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Let's go to Ghirardelli.
Adam
And I want to go. Treats these. These waiters or the. The. The bartenders have burned all over their hands because they're just. Do you know the restaurant?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes, I know what you're talking.
Adam
And there's. Just covered in. In scarred hands. Yeah. That are just calloused because they're. They're making the coffee. So we go there. We do that. We walk the wharf. We see if that.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I love walking. The wharf is the best.
Another Co-host or Friend
It stinks though, right? It's fishy.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah. There's seals. Like, they're out there. Seagulls. You're smell it smells like. Like a wharf.
Adam
It smells like a wharf.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I like the smell of the warf.
Adam
I say. I say let's go do that. If you want to feel San Francisco. Because I'm. You're right. We're. We're in the middle of the. The hubbub right now. The hubbub and balloon. It just feels like very NFL, which is awesome.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes.
Adam
But, yeah, you want to see the culture.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Also, I'm a little like, we haven't gone to like a bas centric event yet, like where E40 or 2short is performing. I would love to stumble into something like that. But we are going to go to a show tonight, right?
Another Co-host or Friend
A show?
Adam
Would it be. Are we.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Aren't we going to see Green Day play?
Adam
Yeah, I believe so.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Bay Area.
Adam
Oh, Count. They sure. They sure are.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That counts.
Adam
They sure are. Yep. Green Day. And then we might see Shaq DJing with T Pain.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
DJ DJ Diesel.
Adam
T. Pain. Man, I. That guy has just a wall of hits. You kind of forget. How many hits.
Another Co-host or Friend
How many does he have?
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Adam
Dozens. Dozens. Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I mean, everything off a rapper turn. Sanga is really good.
Another Co-host or Friend
T. Pain or Bruno Mars.
Adam
That's. That's hard. That's hard.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Honestly, that's a tough one. I love.
Adam
You know, I think T Pain for me too.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I think it's T Pain.
Another Co-host or Friend
And what does the T stand for? His name?
Adam
I'm sure Terence or something. Terry. Terrence. Terence Payne.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah. You don't think it's Troy.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Troy Payne. Troy Payne, no, because that's a cool name. Like go with Troy Pain.
Another Co-host or Friend
Troy Payne.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah. Troy Payne.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's hard to say kind of, though.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Troy Payne. It is like Fast.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yep.
Adam
See, this is good. This is good. Thank you, Netflix, for giving us a show. Thank you for inviting us to the Super Bowl.
Another Co-host or Friend
Real man of genius. I mean, Blake, do you want to do a little bit of the board? It's been a while since you. It's.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It's hard. It's. It's hard being in the same room as you guys and doing the board. Usually we're a. A. A zoom podcast, but being here, I, like, get lost in you guys eyes.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah, I just really.
Adam
We don't want to look because my eyes are. Feel like they're about to fall out of my skull.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
But like, just being here and able to touch you guys and. And feel your presence, this has been a. A powerful week for me.
Another Co-host or Friend
Wiggle. Just wiggle it. Okay.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And Bo Jackson can see that. That. That's in his.
Adam
Yeah, Bo Jackson. I see. I see Anna, like, really pitching us for. To Bo Jackson.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
And it seems like Bo Jackson's handlers are the people that came over and.
Another Co-host or Friend
He was like, it's a no, Jackson.
Adam
Yeah, that would.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I would love that. Well, then he would get.
Adam
It looks like they're yelling at an. They're like, there's no way in hell. There's no way in hell Bo's going to do this podcast. Well, look, I'm. I've been listening in. They've talked about jerking off a lot. They talked about how porn stars are going to disappear and they're only going to be only fans. And that makes Adam. They talked about.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
They talked about.
Another Co-host or Friend
I saw him this morning on Dan. Dan Patrick, and he was like, men don't talk about this kind of stuff enough. And I'm like, it's all we talk about. Talk about what? Like our bodies and our dicks and like, because he had prostate cancer, he beat prostate cancer.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, yes. Love that.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yes.
Adam
Punch.
Another Co-host or Friend
And so he was kind of talking about that. He was talking about men being outwardly.
Adam
Well, I don't know if we're talking about prostate cancer.
Ders
We kind of do.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Like, we were speaking about how I didn't go to the doctor. And your doctor. Doctor stares at your butthole.
Adam
The doctor does stare at my butthole too often.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Where is the where?
Another Co-host or Friend
And what does Bo.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
What would both say?
Adam
Looks like we'll never find out where is the where. Although she is running.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
She's paying them.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, she's.
Adam
Yeah, it looks like she has a wad of money that she's slipping bills. Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That's crazy.
Adam
And meanwhile, Troy Aikman's over there just Eating a vat of nachos.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
What the hell?
Another Co-host or Friend
He's got. He's wearing his jeans on backwards. He's trying to look young.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Crisscross. Why? Thanks. Crisscross. Still moving at your age.
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Adam
We are the least qualified group of guys to be in this room right now.
Another Co-host or Friend
You are so dumb.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, it's possible.
Another Co-host or Friend
Biceps are pretty big.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Hey, we've been hanging out with a lot of football players. It seems like we're getting along with these guys. I feel like we're hanging pretty tough with the bro.
Adam
And you know what? I think it is cte. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's. They've had.
Another Co-host or Friend
I think we're old teammates.
Adam
They've had a lot of hits to the head. A lot of hits.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I think I'm Joey. Yeah.
Adam
And they. Yep. And they, you know, they've taken a lot of hits to the head and. And we're their brand of comedy.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Adam
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which I appreciate. Thank. Thank them for. For listening and watching.
Blake Anderson
It was.
Adam
I will say, it's very cool that. That in the new Heights podcast, how. Just cool Travis and Jason are. They're legit, chill, nice, cool, normal guys.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Very much so.
Adam
And Travis is just like. He almost just feels like a homie. Yeah, I know.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Feels like we actually might be friends.
Adam
And then he is also engaged to the most famous person alive.
Ders
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
Larry Bird. Exactly.
Adam
A lot of people call Taylor Swift the female Larry Bird.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes.
Adam
How famous she is. But she's the goat.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
The goat. Greatest of all time.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
She's our person. Yeah. No, dude.
Adam
Well, it makes me like Taylor Swift even more after. After meeting Travis and actually hanging out with him a little bit.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I. I will give his hand in marriage. You have my consent.
Adam
I. I finally give my blessing.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes.
Adam
Yes.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh.
Adam
Jackson is 11ft away, getting closer.
Another Co-host or Friend
And.
Adam
And he's Bo. Jackson. Big fan. Big fan.
Another Co-host or Friend
Bo.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I.
Another Co-host or Friend
We love you, Bo.
Adam
I almost named my son after you.
Another Co-host or Friend
Almost.
Adam
My wife didn't allow it. My wife didn't allow it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Adam, you got to shout, I named my son after you. And then quietly say, almost.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Almost.
Another Co-host or Friend
I almost named my son after you. Is something that's not going to get him to turn.
Adam
Yeah, you're right.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You see.
Adam
Fake out. You see? He. He came. That was such a fig. And I know people are. We've done the Troy Aikman bit, and I think the audience is maybe thinking, he's not there. He is. He's right there.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He's been there.
Adam
But every day was even more right there.
Another Co-host or Friend
And he Was literally, in a weird way, you could say he was actually just right there.
Adam
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Can we count that as a guest on the pod?
Adam
Can we? Yeah. He walked. He walked. So what we should have done is just turned the camera. Yeah, Just turned again, like they're joining a union. And you know what?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, that girl just got hit with the football. What the hell?
Adam
You know what? I. I loved that he. When I said, I love you, Bo, he just raised his hand and continued walking away.
Ders
I didn't.
Another Co-host or Friend
He caught the kiss that you blew him, dude.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Over the shoulder. Like, basket caught it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Just.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Boom. I'll take that.
Another Co-host or Friend
Go, Jack.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That was crazy. I really did think I was a little shook.
Another Co-host or Friend
I thought he was coming over.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah. I thought Anna pulled, by the way.
Another Co-host or Friend
And then what? And then we just go down and goes, so what? We just go.
Adam
I would tell my Bo Jackson story. Oh, good.
Another Co-host or Friend
Cuz everybody, like, I'd want us to hear it again.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
I would tell the story for the.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Third time, might be the fifth.
Another Co-host or Friend
And then you tell it. Then he goes. Almost.
Adam
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
And then he throws his headphones at me. I break my nose.
Adam
Ah, yeah, you're right.
Another Co-host or Friend
And then he goes, bo, no.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Mule kicks me. He 300 kicks me off. Yes.
Another Co-host or Friend
Points.
Adam
I would like. I would like to have a 1100. With the amount of physical abilities that he has, he could do anything. Yeah, he could do anything.
Another Co-host or Friend
It is crazy.
Adam
The documentary on him is incredible. It's like. It was like his childhood friends were like, he jumped across a 30 foot ditch.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
When he was like, 11 years old.
Another Co-host or Friend
Teacher says he jumped over a Volkswagen. I was like, what the hell?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He's just doing cool like that.
Adam
He.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, he's a backyard wrestle.
Adam
They told a story about how he.
Ders
He.
Adam
He found this, like, long stick and he just dunked it when he was, like, 10 years old. He just, like, dunked.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
What is this, 30 for 30?
Adam
It's a basic 30 for 30. About BoJack.
Another Co-host or Friend
Bo knows, I think.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
But why do you have. What is the dunking A stick.
Adam
There's just all these legends of him.
Another Co-host or Friend
And it was before it was a stick.
Adam
It was a stick, dude.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He found the shiniest rock. It was crazy.
Another Co-host or Friend
I actually don't remember this.
Adam
I swear to God. I swear to God.
Another Co-host or Friend
But what is so cool about that?
Adam
I also didn't really know what was so cool about it, but he, like, came down on the rim. Like, he jumped so high, he was able to, like, throw through.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay. And that made the cut.
Another Co-host or Friend
I saw him beat a slinky down some stairs okay.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, no, I got it. They are pillow fought ten men at once and one at a sleepover. We didn't even sleep.
Another Co-host or Friend
We didn't even sleep.
Adam
We were all seven and he. He beat us all up with a pillow.
Another Co-host or Friend
I saw him rollerblade backwards down an.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Escalator at one time time. He had 15 Roly polies in his pocket he had found in my backyard.
Adam
I saw him eat a whole box of nerds.
Another Co-host or Friend
Bo Jackson. Bo Jackson gave my mom a perm in 20 seconds.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, Bono.
Another Co-host or Friend
Bo Jackson pierced the ears of a horse.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He worked at Claire's.
Adam
Weirdly, Bo had a high school job working at Claire's piercing ears. Bo knows he can do it all.
Another Co-host or Friend
Bo Jackson had was the first person I knew that had a flip phone.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That's crazy.
Adam
He can do it all, man.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's unbelievable. It's crazy.
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Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Adam, who are you? Remember the Boom guys? They're like your guys, your friends.
Adam
Yeah. Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
There. Looks like they're here.
Adam
Oh, you see the boom?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
What is there? The Rizzler. Is that the Rizzler?
Adam
No, the. The Rizzler is a different family, but they do a lot of collabs together. Yeah, they. You know, they are the Costco Boom.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Oh, yeah.
Adam
Family. Yeah. Big just they big just.
Another Co-host or Friend
They go to Costco and post videos of it.
Adam
Yeah, yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
They like rate and they rate the.
Adam
Double chunk chocolate chip cookies. Oh, they go, it's worth five big booms. Boom, boom, boom. And then last year at the Super Bowl.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Adam
I was in a suite and they were also in the suite. Yeah. And then I was like, hey, can we do a video? And they're like, oh, yeah, sure. And they're like, Adam, what do you rate the chocolate chunk chip cookie? And I go, three booms. And they were devastated. You're a stupid. Because it's five booms.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Everything's five booms.
Adam
It has to be five booms. Booms.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That's it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah, that I, I, I, I your.
Adam
Algorithm didn't, didn't do that one for.
Another Co-host or Friend
You get it on the algorithm. But I was just gonna say it's so funny that we like kill ourselves to like create things and then they do the booms. But at the same time we're here doing this podcast.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That's true, that's true.
Another Co-host or Friend
We're double dipping.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I will say I kind of have a controversial take.
Adam
And now we said about porn stars and only fans.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Another Co-host or Friend
Just one generation from now.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We mentioned Costco and Costco has an amazing, amazing hot dog. I'm a huge fan of Costco dogs. We love the price point.
Adam
Is it a good, I mean, it's cheap, right?
Another Co-host or Friend
That it's not a Vienna.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You're right. Ikea hot dogs kind of a game changer for me. 90 cents.
Adam
They have a plant based dog as.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well as an option like a power plant based. And they're about to release, they're about to release a 20 inch hot dog.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yo, I'm about to release a 20. 20 inch hot dog. Somebody, somebody tonight's going to release some of these guys here, some of these.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Big boys going to release all these NFL players.
Adam
I will say, I will say I've never smelled bathrooms the way these bathrooms smell. I don't give a. Oh, dude, you're.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Saying that kind of 20.
Another Co-host or Friend
I was talking about a huge football player's penis.
Adam
Oh, no, I wasn't. I was talking about an absolute bomb. These, these giant men are taking went to the the bathroom real quick and I, I, I, I quickly did a number two. I, I'll admit that it wasn't even that quick. It was. Yeah, it took a few minutes. Took a few minutes.
Ders
Disaster.
Adam
My guy seat was hot.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You sat on the electric sat on hot hot seat.
Adam
And it Wasn't a toto or whatever.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Right. It wasn't a welcoming warmth.
Adam
The nice. Yeah, no, no, no. It was. It was the warmth of another man's ass. And it was. It was hot. It wasn't even warm. Like, searing.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You jumped to the touch. You thought you sat in someone's lap.
Adam
And someone's, like, swampy. And the smell was. You know when you look on a freeway and on a hot day and you see the hot. The vapors, the heat vapors. The vapors were in the stall. Diarrhea.
Another Co-host or Friend
So a mirage to you is just a toilet seat. If you're stranded out in the desert dirt, you don't see water. You see a c. The cause of diarrhea.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And.
Adam
I'm saying that that's happened a few times.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah.
Adam
Not that exact experience, but these bathrooms re. They're on go mode. I mean, they're. And by the way, turnarounds. By the way, I've stood in line for the bathrooms here. I've stood in line. The. Meanwhile, the. The women bathroom.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Empty.
Adam
There's empty again.
Another Co-host or Friend
It's a. It's a dude fest.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It's a dude fest here. It really is. It's high speed question, you know, how.
Another Co-host or Friend
Like, at a bar or whatever, a woman will go into the men's bathroom and it's all, like, me, here, here, here. I don't want to wait in line. And everyone goes, all right, whatever. Sure. If you were like, going to the women's bathroom and you go, here, here, here, here. I don't want to wait in line.
Adam
You get arrested, I'm arrested also. Maybe rightfully so. Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, you know what Adam's going to.
Adam
Do Again, rules are the rules.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay. You are a stickler for these. I like you taking a stance on that.
Another Co-host or Friend
Just saying.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay, so over the whole week, what do we do? A. A, A weekly take back, double down apology? What. How do we. How do we wrap up in this whole entire process?
Adam
Yeah, you just want to be done. Podcast.
Another Co-host or Friend
You can pick it. Why don't you decide, bud?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, I think that this podcast is actually going to air on the Tuesday after the Super Bowl. So is there any super bold prediction? What do you think happened?
Adam
I bet the Chiefs are going to win it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Have we not done this yet, by the way?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I don't think we have.
Adam
We haven't.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yeah. I'm with him, I think.
Adam
Yeah.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
And you can see why not. We aren't even aware of what teams are playing.
Blake Anderson
No, no, no.
Another Co-host or Friend
I think Supersonics.
Adam
I think the Seahawks are going to take it. Are going to take it.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I do too.
Adam
And you know what? I. I smartly did. What's that bet on it is. No. Last time I'm. I'm a Chiefs fan. So last time I was decked out in Chiefs gear.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Red.
Adam
I was wearing my reds. Sure. And then they got their asses.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
They did. That was an embarrassment.
Adam
Absolutely smoked. And I wanted to go to the after party of the fun after party, which was the Eagles after party, of course. And people were losing their minds. And, you know, I see all the videos and, like, you know, like, Zac Efron was there. I'm like, I didn't even know the guy was an Eagles fan. But he's at the after party. I couldn't go because I'm decked out in my Chiefs this year. I'm smartly. I'm just wearing blue, baby.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You're going neutral.
Adam
I'm wearing blue.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
You're going neutral. The team of both.
Adam
Yep.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
The color of both teams.
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Another Co-host or Friend
We were like, the Chiefs. They're just the Chiefs. They can't be beat.
Adam
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
And every smart football person that we met or talked to was like, eagles.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
And then the Eagles won. So I think I'm gonna say Patriots.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Okay.
Adam
Are the smart football players saying, I don't know.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Our cab driver last night did. Which isn't a football player. And he wasn't smart. But he might have been.
Adam
He might have been.
Another Co-host or Friend
I feel like the. The Seahawks just seem like a far and away better team.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yes.
Another Co-host or Friend
And that's what it seemed like last year. Someone go Patriots.
Adam
All right. I like that.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I could see that happening. I could see them. Them. Them sneaking up and taking it. But my gut says Seahawks.
Adam
And you know what? The Patriots.
Another Co-host or Friend
That.
Adam
I've never loved the Patriots just because they were always too good and they had Brady, and it was a little. It was a little annoying. But remember that we. When we met Robert Kraft.
Another Co-host or Friend
Let's all wave to Bo.
Ders
And he.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He's like, he. He just hates us.
Adam
And remember when we met Robert Kraft and what a nice guy that he was?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Adam
He was like. It was like meeting your grandfather for the first time.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Another Co-host or Friend
He.
Adam
You know, he's been. He was away. He didn't see your whole life.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah.
Adam
That.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Huh? Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Another Co-host or Friend
You know, when you put it that way, I think I know what you might mean.
Adam
He's a very nice older man. And then.
Blake Anderson
And then.
Adam
And then you're like. He goes to rub and tugs. He goes to, like, random rubbing. Tugs.
Another Co-host or Friend
That's your guy.
Adam
That's kind of cool. He's a man of the people.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I've never done a rub and tug, and I think it would be pretty.
Another Co-host or Friend
Come here.
Adam
Pretty cool.
Another Co-host or Friend
Come here.
Adam
What's up?
Another Co-host or Friend
Come here.
Adam
Yeah, I bet. I bet it would be you.
Another Co-host or Friend
Come here. Hey, Bo. Bo, watch this.
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Adam
It's crazy that Bo Jackson isn't running through all these tables to get to us right now.
Another Co-host or Friend
He's like, I'm gonna be a three sport athlete.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I think it's happening.
Another Co-host or Friend
Box your ass out.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We really reserved the entire hour for Bo.
Another Co-host or Friend
I hope you can't see he no show.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No, no, no show. It's.
Adam
It's in. It's in the.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
So what do you think that says about us? That every day we got less and less gas guests?
Adam
I think word was out.
Another Co-host or Friend
Word was out.
Adam
We burned. Well, by the way, yesterday we was like. I mean, we were turning people away.
Another Co-host or Friend
It was crazy.
Adam
It was crazy. That was. That was maybe too many guests.
Another Co-host or Friend
Do we have Troy is.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No.
Adam
Troy.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No, no, no, no, no.
Adam
Oh, no. Now he's. Now him and Bo are talking.
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Another Co-host or Friend
And he's finishing chili. It looks like.
Adam
It looks like he's got to finish his vat of chili.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Here comes chili dog.
Another Co-host or Friend
Look at Splatoon Blake's doppelganger following him with the camera.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
There's our guy.
Another Co-host or Friend
There's our guy.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We love it.
Another Co-host or Friend
Yes.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Love you, Bo.
Adam
Love you, Bo.
Another Co-host or Friend
The best.
Adam
My heart is.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We got now. God.
Another Co-host or Friend
Wait. But we should have just been like Frank the tank or what they call Frank Thomas. Do they call him for the tank?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, yeah, he would have. He would have.
Another Co-host or Friend
If we went big hurt, then he.
Adam
Would have come over.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
He would have been hurt.
Another Co-host or Friend
He would have.
Adam
He would have had a big hurt. I think he's a sensitive. Nice.
Another Co-host or Friend
You know who would have done that? That the guy who put together you on your tippy toes compilation.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, we're not that kind of people. We're nice.
Adam
We don't neg. We're sitting where people say, you got a neg.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
When you're hitting on people or whatever.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I don't like that we uplift. I don't.
Adam
I don't. I also don't like.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We love bombs.
Adam
When people come and do that to.
Another Co-host or Friend
To you when.
Adam
You know, when people. Like when you're out and about, you're meeting people, and then someone will say something mean to you to, like, put you on your guilt.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I don't like that.
Another Co-host or Friend
That.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Yeah, I don't like it either. Just be nice. Let's just have everybody be nice.
Adam
I like that. Is there any takebacks, any opponents, any epic slams for the super bowl week here?
Another Co-host or Friend
Oh, I think we did it, right? It was good to see you guys.
Adam
Yes, it was.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It's been a while, honestly.
Another Co-host or Friend
And do we talk about the cruise?
Adam
Yeah, the cruise. Oh, my God. The cruise. We're going on the cruise. Just a few days. This airs February 10th. We start the cruise February 22nd through the 26th. That's chaos.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
That is insane.
Adam
Are you guys. I know Blake's answer, but are you gonna drink? Absolutely. Every day until the cruise just to pickle your liver?
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm gonna do my best. I'm gonna do my best.
Adam
Okay, here's what's going. I know Blake is.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I'm gonna go on a cleanse.
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm finding new things out of this cruise, apparently. I thought we were going from Tampa to Cozumel, period.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
No, no, no, no, no.
Another Co-host or Friend
I'm learning that it's Tampa to Cozumel and back.
Adam
Yes. That's how cruise is. You got to come back home.
Another Co-host or Friend
I thought you flew in somewhere, took a cruise, and then it got somewhere, and then you flew back.
Adam
You lose. Who wants to. Absolutely.
Another Co-host or Friend
The go back sounds awful.
Adam
Well, no, the go. Like being on the cruise. The. The. The ship. It's.
Another Co-host or Friend
But let me ask you, the go out or the go back? What team are you on?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Well, the go back's kind of tight because we've just all been to Mexico together, and now we're, like, taking that experience.
Another Co-host or Friend
And I also learned that we're getting off the boat in Mexico.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
In Mexico?
Adam
Yes.
Another Co-host or Friend
I thought we were just going to be on the boat.
Adam
You can get off the boat.
Another Co-host or Friend
Definitely getting off the boat.
Adam
I mean, we're going to Cozumel.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
It's going to be.
Adam
How close? I've looked into this. Absolutely zero amount of time.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Right.
Adam
But what is there to do in Cozumel Is that. Where do I get to see any kind of, like, Aztec ruins or anything?
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
I also haven't looked it up. Look, as soon as we get back from the super bowl, we're going to do a lot.
Adam
We're going to dig deep, deep.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We're gonna do a lot of homework.
Another Co-host or Friend
But we are excited about it. We want to see you guys out on the Gulf of America.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
We've ran into a couple people who are. Have punched their tickets. They're going.
Adam
I was pretty cruise. That was pretty cool. So we're going to cruise is important dot com. Please buy your tickets. And that was a hell of a week. Super Bowl Week 60. All right, that's another episode of this is Important.
Blake Anderson
Bo.
Guest or Co-host (possibly a friend of Adam and Blake)
Bo.
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Date: February 10, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Ders), Blake Anderson, and references to Kyle Newacheck
Producer: iHeartPodcasts
This special Super Bowl week episode comes to you live from Radio Row, with the crew reflecting on their adventures, run-ins with sports stars (and almost Bo Jackson), San Francisco vibes, and their adventures in partying, podcasting, and pillow selection. The banter is as loose and irreverent as ever, blending Super Bowl chaos with reflections on celebrity encounters, trivia mishaps, and bodily functions, all with their signature bro-energy and improv humor.
Quote:
“Bo Jackson is 20ft away from us.” — Adam (32:25)
Quotes:
“It is nice to talk to those guys, because we were at a party the night before ... but we were in a loud bar, and I feel like I cannot communicate with giant men in a loud bar.” — Adam (05:35)
“Trav, for sure [the better kisser].” — Adam (05:23)
Quote:
“The days feel really long out here, too, right? Like, we take naps every day.” — Guest (16:17)
Quote:
“I haven't felt the personality of the city this weekend... like I felt the personality of New Orleans when we were there.” — Co-host (37:39)
Memorable Segment:
Quotes:
“He's right there. Bo Jackson is 20ft.” — Adam (32:29)
“Bo Jackson gave my mom a perm in 20 seconds.” — Guest (48:18)
Quotes:
“It was the warmth of another man ass. And it was hot.” — Adam (55:26)
“There will be no porn stars. Porn stars are gone. They're all gonna do only fans.” — Adam (25:08)
Quote:
“I bet the Chiefs are going to win it.” — Adam (57:25)
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote/Context | |---|---|---| | 05:23 | Adam | “Trav, for sure [which Kelce is the better kisser].” | | 11:08 | Adam | “You set the rules. Thank you for that.” (on getting his joke corrected) | | 20:02 | Co-host | “They're too big. Too stuffed.” (on hotel pillows) | | 25:08 | Adam | “There will be no porn stars... they're all gonna do only fans.” | | 32:25 | Adam | “Bo Jackson is 20 ft away from us.” | | 36:24 | Adam | “This is the cleanest I’ve ever seen [San Francisco].” | | 55:26 | Adam | “It was the warmth of another man ass. And it was hot.” | | 57:25 | Adam | “I bet the Chiefs are going to win it.” | | 61:42 | Adam | “We don't neg... we uplift.” |
Ep 258 is classic “This Is Important”: a barely-contained post-party live show, blending earnestness, off-the-cuff improv, and inside-joke camaraderie. The crew’s Super Bowl week adventures are more about the people, parties, and personalities than actual football—or, as Adam jokes, “This is our NFL roundup. The parties we went to, the porn star industry, all the good stuff...” (26:53).
If you missed the episode: expect a loose, lively, and affectionate hangout, populated with near-celebrity run-ins, body humor, San Francisco “hot takes,” and the ever-present hope that Bo Jackson will appear (spoiler—he does not, but they remain fans regardless).