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Learn more and get sizzling@spam.com. welcome to this Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on this Is Important, you pull.
Adam Devine
Your whole hand grenade, balls and dick through the fucking circle of the Livestrong band.
Blake Anderson
Going to the Amazon jungle wearing meat diapers in the Amazon.
Kyle Newacheck
Let me get a little piece of that, mate.
Blake Anderson
Let's go.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my God.
Blake Anderson
So good to be back.
Kyle Newacheck
Back.
Blake Anderson
How are you guys? Been too long. Let's never go this long again.
Kyle Newacheck
Have you been, Adam, how you been, dude?
Blake Anderson
Pretty good, dude. In fact, you know what? Thank you for asking, because mentally, I've been all over the place.
Kyle Newacheck
What else is.
Blake Anderson
Because a few weeks ago, there was a tsunami that almost hit my home. You guys remember this?
Adam Devine
The.
Blake Anderson
The old Russian 8.4 earthquake that hit?
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You even see any of this, Blake, or you seem like you're not remembering it.
Adam Devine
I thought it was 8.67, but 8.4, maybe. Yeah. I don't know if we're talking about different earthquakes. I heard about an 8.7 off the coast of Russia. That was pretty.
Blake Anderson
Yes. So anyways, that was the first night that we got back from our vacation to Charleston. Beautiful Charleston, South Carolina. And we just get back and it. You know, I'm flying across the country with a toddler. It's exhausting, dude. It's a lot. So we're pretty worked, and then all of a sudden, we're getting alerts on our phones, people. In fact, I wish I could. I wish I would have looked it up. Someone from TII Nation reached out DM to me and say, hey, I know through TII you live by the beach. Just so you know, this isn't very widely publicized right now, but there's a tsunami coming your way. And I'm like, what the. And then I look it up, and all of a sudden, within minutes after getting that dm, I was getting texts from people. People being like, are you going to be okay?
Adam Devine
Good looking out.
Blake Anderson
And my neighbors are texting me, going like, are you guys going to get off the peninsula? Like, what's going on?
Adam Devine
Right.
Blake Anderson
Because we would be fully. Right here. Yeah.
Adam Devine
Yes. If any sort of sea change with you guys, it would be bad.
Blake Anderson
Catastrophic.
Adam Devine
It would be bad.
Kyle Newacheck
Blake, Smart points.
Adam Devine
Yeah, thank you.
Blake Anderson
He's getting smart points for sea change.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know if you use the word sea change.
Adam Devine
Yeah. It's a Beck album.
Kyle Newacheck
It is a Beck album, but I don't think people use the term sea change for an actual change in the sea any longer.
Adam Devine
Well, you know what?
Ders
Yes.
Blake Anderson
Points.
Adam Devine
Smart points to me. I like that. Points are now delegated to people who use their brain a little bit, say a smart.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
Articulate themselves, say something sort of smart a little bit.
Adam Devine
Our fans will check us and be like, that actually isn't a sea change. Sea change is merely tides. Like, you're acting like an idiot.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah. You're fucking moron.
Adam Devine
But the tsunami, I feel like it kind of was like California, but then it started to be like, it's only Alaska or Hawaii may be in danger. Correct.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. But then I guess Hawaii didn't have much or any real damage. I guess it was, it wasn't bad, which pretty unbelievable. It seems like it was right in the line of fire. But. Yeah, thank goodness.
Adam Devine
Hey, well, thank you, God.
Blake Anderson
But it was a weird thing where it was going to hit Orange county at 1:10pm or am so. In the middle of the morning, in the middle of a night. Right, so.
Kyle Newacheck
Right.
Blake Anderson
Both.
Adam Devine
Both words I'm trying to follow.
Kyle Newacheck
However you want to say it, we're listening. Go ahead.
Adam Devine
So it was going to hit somewhere at some time. Sure. Yeah. You're. You're, you're absorbing information at 1:10. I get. It's chaos. It's chaos. And I haven't slept much.
Blake Anderson
And I had an infant and it was just a lot. And I'm like, man, I'm gonna have to get up in the middle of the night and check to see, like, where this is. Like, are we gonna have to evacuate? And then I Woke up at 11:30 and was like, okay, I had just gone to bed.
Adam Devine
Am, am or pm I went to.
Blake Anderson
Bed at like 10:30, woke up like an hour later. I was like, I should check. I checked. It didn't hit Hawaii. And I was like, well, I got. Now I have to yet. And I was like, now I'm gonna have to wake up at like 1:10 to see if it's gonna hit my neck of the woods. And then just fully didn't.
Adam Devine
Oh, God.
Blake Anderson
And woke up and I'm like, I woke up at like 3am and I was looking out the window. I'm like, yeah, I guess we're not in the bay, so we're not floating in the ocean. You know what I mean?
Kyle Newacheck
Right. You aren't floating.
Adam Devine
It's cool. It's cool to know you were the. The first line of defense and you, you slept through the Alar Boy.
Blake Anderson
Whoopsie. Whoopsie.
Kyle Newacheck
Who was this guy in tii Nation?
Adam Devine
Was he like, can we shout him out?
Kyle Newacheck
Is it Trump?
Blake Anderson
I should. I should look, it wasn't. It wasn't Donald J. Trump.
Adam Devine
Is it Trump Jr?
Kyle Newacheck
Like, is it a rando Coast Guard?
Blake Anderson
No, it was.
Adam Devine
How did they know a meteorologist?
Blake Anderson
It was just a dude.
Adam Devine
Okay. Just a straight up br.
Blake Anderson
It was just a dude. I'm looking for him. I'm not. I'm not seeing him. I'm a dude.
Kyle Newacheck
All right, moving on.
Adam Devine
Fair enough.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, fair enough.
Kyle Newacheck
And you're good.
Adam Devine
Well, hey, I'm glad. I'm glad that as far as I know today, nobody got worked by a tsunami, right? Everybody's.
Kyle Newacheck
How's Russia? I'm essentially on vacay. I don't really know what's going on. Is Russia good?
Blake Anderson
I think Russia got hit, but they're reporting the. Reporting no deaths, so that's great.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
That's a huge earthquake, by the way. That's huge.
Kyle Newacheck
Is it super far north? You know how, like, Canada goes all the way up to the Arctic Circle and ship, but nobody's there?
Adam Devine
It goes way up.
Kyle Newacheck
You still call it Canada. So, like, is it Russia but, like, Siberian type? Like, it's just tigers. It's just tigers freaking out.
Blake Anderson
I didn't get that deep in the woods. I mostly looked at, like, when it was going to hit my. You asked that guy my beach and then. And then slept through that time.
Adam Devine
Yeah, yeah. And then. And then hit the snooze button.
Kyle Newacheck
Nice.
Adam Devine
All right, we're good. Yeah, I'm. I'm. I'm, you know, I'm Googling a map of Russia right now, and it does go way up there. Holy Adam.
Kyle Newacheck
You know what? I would have loved if. If you were like, hey, honey, like, tsunami warning. Don't sweat it. I'm going to get up. I'll take care of it. And then you woke up to her. You woke up at 3am to her with the bags packed, kid in the stroller going, we have to leave. You slept through it.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that. I told you, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. No, let me just get my sweatpants on.
Adam Devine
No, I wasn't sleeping. No, I was just resting. My eyes were good.
Kyle Newacheck
I didn't want to wake you because you were sleeping. Really?
Blake Anderson
If Chloe and I, you know that. That's so funny. D. And I wish Chloe was a little funnier because that would have been.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm not saying she's doing it as a prank.
Adam Devine
No, that would have been a really good.
Kyle Newacheck
She's doing it to, like, take care of Business. But it would have been an elite.
Blake Anderson
Level prank and a true gotcha moment. It would have ruined our kids night of sleep.
Adam Devine
And.
Blake Anderson
And like, also her night.
Kyle Newacheck
A true gotcha.
Blake Anderson
Worth it, though, but worth it worth doing it.
Adam Devine
Worth it. She would have been joshing the heck out of you.
Blake Anderson
I would have got straight Joshed.
Adam Devine
Dude, you would have been straight.
Kyle Newacheck
I would have had to change her name. This is Josh Devine.
Adam Devine
That would have been a way.
Blake Anderson
Oh, that would have been a true. Yeah, but it was wild how people were not amazed by it at all. Like, we, we. It wasn't even a watch. It was an advisory. And the advisory Tsunami Advisory Base, it says get off the beaches and if that's where you live.
Adam Devine
Right.
Blake Anderson
You're like, okay, I think we're starting.
Adam Devine
To get that these little. These little advisories are for. Those are for. Bro, we stick around.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's what I'm. I'm. Yeah, I'm starting to realize that I.
Kyle Newacheck
You.
Blake Anderson
I used to believe we don't trust government, and I'm. I'm starting to think that.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Now they want.
Blake Anderson
It's. It's for big hotels. They want me to go up the hill, rent a hotel, boost the Marriott. Right numbers.
Kyle Newacheck
It's big hospitality.
Adam Devine
Yeah, that. That whole earthquake was brought on by Paris.
Blake Anderson
Paris's dad.
Kyle Newacheck
We're sorry, you're not allowed to use your bonvoy points during an emergency.
Adam Devine
Don't worry.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, but remember when Hawaii had that warning where it was like everyone's phone went off and it was like, missiles are coming.
Adam Devine
And people were like, dude, that was dope. That was so tight.
Blake Anderson
Well, I don't remember. This one was this.
Kyle Newacheck
This was four years ago.
Adam Devine
Literally, everybody's phone got like a. Where it's like, oh, like missiles are about to hit Hawaii.
Blake Anderson
Everyone in Hawaii or everyone.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I feel like I got it too.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, Jesus Christ. We were telling a. A probably mostly correct story, and then you come and be like, no, I got two.
Blake Anderson
I got two.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my God.
Adam Devine
Well, I'm registered.
Kyle Newacheck
It wasn't missiles.
Adam Devine
It was.
Kyle Newacheck
It was going to be raining whales.
Adam Devine
I'm registered. I'm a Hawaiian citizen, so that makes sense. No, you're not.
Blake Anderson
As much as you are an Iowa citizen.
Adam Devine
Turtle Bay. I'm a Turtle Bay boy.
Blake Anderson
Okay, Just because you went to visit me.
Adam Devine
I went once and now I get the alerts.
Kyle Newacheck
Hey, I. Hey, you guys got to go back. They did a little makeover at Turtle Bay and it's looking good.
Blake Anderson
I hear it's fantastic. I really want to Go.
Adam Devine
It's hot.
Kyle Newacheck
Odd. Odd.
Blake Anderson
Micah Davey. Wedding dates. I love Hawaii. It's such a great place. We shot Mike and Dave.
Adam Devine
Need.
Blake Anderson
Need wedding day. Hot take at Turtle Bay resort on the of Wahoo. And it's stunning up there. Yes, sir. And then. And then we that same year shot Adam Devine's house party. Hawaii. Get him at Turtle Bay. And it was sick. It was like so nice to go back to the place that I had shot just six months prior because I knew all the bartenders. I knew mostly the bartenders.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Say who else did I down know?
Kyle Newacheck
I knew the ER doctor, the bartender.
Blake Anderson
I was intoxicated. You ate Waitress. Waiters and waitresses.
Adam Devine
The dude who runs the atv.
Blake Anderson
I actually did know him. Yeah.
Adam Devine
Yeah, of course.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So I knew everyone. It was really, really fun. I. I love that place.
Ders
But they.
Blake Anderson
They did a remodel. Right now it's. It's like a Ritz Carl or Four Seasons or something.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, it's something. And it's.
Adam Devine
Do we like that?
Kyle Newacheck
I went when we. I finished season one of Monarch and we. We wrapped in Hawaii. And so the family came out and met me and we spent a few days at Turtle Bay. And it was a banger. And so they give you. You know how you get like the little wristband instead of like a key to your room?
Adam Devine
Oh, I never had that.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, whatever they give.
Adam Devine
They give you that wristband.
Blake Anderson
Wow.
Kyle Newacheck
They give you like a little rubber wristband so you can go in the pool, just have it on scan, drinks, whatever, get back in your room.
Adam Devine
That's brilliant.
Kyle Newacheck
And so you'll see kids rocking them when they get back from their vacation status symbol. And whenever I see a kid wearing one, I'll be like, turtle Bay.
Adam Devine
So a little player.
Kyle Newacheck
Mom, dad.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. You're always whispering names of hotels to little kids.
Adam Devine
Strange man knows where I slept the other night.
Kyle Newacheck
More years to get your breasts reduced.
Blake Anderson
Reduced.
Adam Devine
Turtle Bay, huh? What hotel number were you? I think I know what hotel.
Kyle Newacheck
No, but kids love to like rock them to be like, I got a new bracelet.
Adam Devine
Yeah, that's a little. I mean a little status symbol. Hello.
Blake Anderson
That's cool. I. I remember I used to rock a what would Jesus do Bracelet in like the sixth grade or something. Did you? I was never particularly religious. My family's not super religious. God, what was the deal with that? Did you guys wear one?
Kyle Newacheck
Why are you asking us? You wore it.
Blake Anderson
Did you guys.
Adam Devine
You're saying the what would Jesus do? Movement. Yeah, I think this. I love to get into this. I don't have.
Blake Anderson
Did you wear one, Blake?
Adam Devine
I remember being peer pressured into thinking maybe I should. I definitely never actually rocked a what would Jesus do bracelet. I think my approach to it was maybe trying to find the joke in it. And what. Oh, my God. My ears came over the comedian. And what like else you could get besides the Jesus thing. I never did subscribe.
Kyle Newacheck
You never cracked the code of what else you could get besides Jesus. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
What. What were you trying to do in the sixth grade? You were trying to crack the code. What is that even.
Kyle Newacheck
He was trying to find the bit.
Blake Anderson
What does that even mean?
Kyle Newacheck
What's the maybe?
Adam Devine
What the bit. Like, the bit of it. Like, you know, wwe. WWW. Yeah. W. What would WW. What would DX do? Or something like that? Like, freaking suck it. Like, I wanted something besides.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Rocking. What would Jesus.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, you're right.
Kyle Newacheck
You're right.
Blake Anderson
I don't know. I don't know why I. I did it. I was. I was being a follower. I was being a follower in Christ.
Adam Devine
Follow up Christ. And there's nothing wrong with that. There's nothing wrong with that. It's never too late to follow Christ, y'.
Kyle Newacheck
All.
Adam Devine
And that, please.
Blake Anderson
Did you guys end the Lance Armstrong ones? I. I didn't wear this. I didn't wear that one. Yeah, that was my next bracelet.
Kyle Newacheck
I remember my homie's mom came to visit, and she was, like, the first person I'd ever seen with the Lance Armstrong bracelets. And she was just, like, tossing them out to us. She was like, put them on. They're about representing cancer. And then maybe a week later, I saw Lance Armstrong on a talk show being like, I've got these new bracelets. And I was like, how's my homie's mom? Ahead of the cool curve.
Blake Anderson
So plugged in.
Kyle Newacheck
And then everybody wore them.
Adam Devine
Yeah. I had a Livestrong bracelet that my stepmom gave me. And I don't know how she was so ahead of the curve. Like, it. Maybe it infiltrated through the Mother. Mother network.
Blake Anderson
Well, what's. What's going on with, like, do we need a bracelet to sell some more tickets to the cruise here?
Adam Devine
It's sounding like bracelets.
Kyle Newacheck
I mean, last week we had five left. There's only four left, you guys.
Adam Devine
Yeah, so get on it, people. Don't wait till it's too late. Don't be left behind. Don't miss the boat.
Kyle Newacheck
Maybe we should have bracelets. Maybe they do have bracelets. We don't know. Yeah, they might have that on the Norwegian cruise line.
Blake Anderson
The Norwegian Queen jewel, or whatever it's called.
Adam Devine
I feel like that's an easy piece of merch to make. Did you rock? You seem like the guy who would have rocked it. There's. Did you have a Livestrong bracelet?
Kyle Newacheck
I think I wore it until everyone had them, and I go, okay, well, I can't.
Blake Anderson
Ruined it. Ruined it for Ders. I'm pissed.
Adam Devine
Now I got a snippet.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
Now he doesn't support cancer research.
Kyle Newacheck
Over.
Adam Devine
Yeah, it's actually kind of a good. It's running it back now is actually kind of the sickest thing.
Kyle Newacheck
Right? Sick. Good. That's a cool word to use around cancer. Oh, that's so sick. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I want to get a what would Jesus do bracelet on one arm, and.
Adam Devine
I mean, that's sick.
Blake Anderson
And live strong on the other.
Adam Devine
That's hard. That's sick. Absolutely.
Kyle Newacheck
You just wear it as a cock ring. You put it behind your balls.
Blake Anderson
Oh.
Adam Devine
Oh, no. You die. Sorry.
Kyle Newacheck
I was on a call. I was on a call explaining something to somebody. I was on a call. What are you guys. What are you guys talking about?
Adam Devine
Oh, go. So you're saying you pull your whole hand grenade, balls and dick through the circle of the Livestrong band and you.
Kyle Newacheck
I was on a call. Oh, no. I took a call real quick.
Adam Devine
Damn. How much do you think it cost to buy a Livestrong bracelet?
Kyle Newacheck
There's got to be a ring called Strong. That's like a yellow.
Adam Devine
Come on. There's got to be. There's got to be. Do you think they have retained their value or. Or those ban drop because, like, what's his name? He. He sucks, right? Lipstrong, bro. Like, nobody fucks with him anymore.
Kyle Newacheck
I fuck with him. Yeah. What do you mean? I don't care.
Blake Anderson
He's the man.
Adam Devine
He got. He got busted, didn't he?
Kyle Newacheck
They all dope. He got busted.
Blake Anderson
Like, you're so. You're so ready to write people off.
Kyle Newacheck
So naive.
Blake Anderson
Jesus Christ.
Adam Devine
I'm trying. I'm also trying to give a little good radio.
Blake Anderson
Jesus Christ.
Adam Devine
I, I. I'm not so ready.
Blake Anderson
I don't write them off, man.
Adam Devine
I do not sit in judgment. I, the Lord will judge you at the pearly gates. All right? I do, my fellow man. But I will say right now, I thought it was true that he was kind of like a scumbag bro, or. What did he do? What did he do wrong?
Kyle Newacheck
He's a total.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
A competitive psychopath, okay?
Adam Devine
Nothing wrong with that.
Blake Anderson
Seems awesome.
Kyle Newacheck
That's why he was the best yeah, seems awesome.
Adam Devine
But the whole thing was that he was doing steroids while competing in the.
Kyle Newacheck
I think he was blood doping, which is what a lot of cyclists do. They like, they do X, Y, Z, and then they, like, store. They draw that blood out and then they inject that blood, like the. The highly oxygenated. Oxygenated blood. The highly oxygenated blood back into their bloodstream and then they're like, turbocharged.
Blake Anderson
It's science.
Kyle Newacheck
I could be wrong. I think that's what blood doping is.
Adam Devine
But, like, I feel like even the fact that me being like, oh, he sucks, or whatever, that takes away from the fact that what the livestrong thing was, was all in support of, like, cancer. Right.
Kyle Newacheck
And he had cancer. He still bounced back and did all these things.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I'm sorry that I'm sullying it.
Kyle Newacheck
And apparently in cycling at that, in that era, it was fucking rampant. That doesn't make it. He was being dishonest. He was telling everyone he wasn't doing anything. Sure.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So he was saying he wasn't doing. It's the same with the, like, the Liver King guy, but. But the difference is, is he was actually. Lance Armstrong was winning. He was winning. Duh.
Kyle Newacheck
That's the only difference, right, Adam?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's it. That's the only difference is he was winning.
Kyle Newacheck
Duh.
Blake Anderson
It's a bagel.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, he's essentially the Liver King, but I don't know.
Blake Anderson
Worse.
Adam Devine
Who has more followers on Instagram now?
Blake Anderson
Who's better?
Adam Devine
Liver King.
Blake Anderson
He admitted that he used epo, human growth hormone, in diuretics.
Kyle Newacheck
Diuretics.
Adam Devine
Diuretics, Diuretics, diarrheics.
Kyle Newacheck
That's a Scientology book.
Blake Anderson
And that he had blood doped, as well as falsifying documents saying he passed drug tests. So, yeah, he was pulling some fugazi.
Adam Devine
All right, well, he was cheap. He was. He was cheating a little bit. Yeah. But also, who gives a. Yeah, let him go. TII nation. If ED is getting you, and more importantly, your winger down, you know what you need. You know what you need? You need hymns to help you get your confidence and other things back up. I'm talking about your wang, Adam.
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Okay, wait, what other things?
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Just confidence. Oh, yeah, confidence.
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Blake Anderson
Dude, I'm all about that. Enhanced Games, I'm all about. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Do you remember caring about cycling? Dude, my homie's a coach on it. We talked about this.
Blake Anderson
I don't think we have gotten fully in.
Adam Devine
We probably have. Yeah. Let's. Let's redip. Let's redip diarrhea.
Kyle Newacheck
My homie Brett Hawk is the swim coach of all the Enhanced Game swimmers and he just coach this dude into a world record.
Blake Anderson
What is his name? Brett Hawkins.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, he's Australian. He swam for Auburn back in the day.
Blake Anderson
I love it. And is he, is he all jacked and juicy?
Kyle Newacheck
He's pretty jacked actually. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. From steroids?
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know. You gotta ask him.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
But if he's in the. If he's, if he's coaching Enhanced games, I'm sure he's like, hey, let me get a little piece of that, mate.
Blake Anderson
Let me get a little taste.
Adam Devine
Also, the whole thing about the reason steroids are bad, right, Is because they leave after you are done with them. They leave your body in very bad shape. Right. That's why we're not fucking with steroids. You're strong while you take them, but it has really bad effects on your body as soon as you quit.
Kyle Newacheck
We know that from the 80s in 2025.
Adam Devine
Right, right, right, right.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't know. The whole stance of the Enhanced Games is that the science is in. If we do this correctly, we can increase the potential of the human body.
Adam Devine
Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
So they're trying to do it under like guidance. Right.
Adam Devine
It's science.
Kyle Newacheck
But as we've discovered in the last few years, doctors actually don't know anything. Right.
Adam Devine
Of course.
Kyle Newacheck
Question everything. But it's sick. A dude got the world record.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, no, that's. I mean it's so cool. I love it. And if you Want to do that? Go. Go for it. And I. And I think it's.
Kyle Newacheck
Let's do one. A million dollars. People don't win a million dollars in swimming.
Blake Anderson
No.
Adam Devine
Yeah. That's dope. That's dope. Unreal.
Blake Anderson
That's cool. So what? Yeah. So how do you stand on it? Do you. Do you think that his world record should stand or do you think.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, it's not legit, but it's not a legit world record.
Blake Anderson
It's an asterisk a little bit.
Kyle Newacheck
This is what they say. It's the fastest swim ever. Right. It's just a 53. It's the fastest swim ever. It's not a world record, but it's the fastest swim ever.
Adam Devine
53. Is that the shortest?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah. Or it's just. It's a 50 meter one waist across.
Blake Anderson
I wonder if I could even make it.
Adam Devine
Okay. Just to swim across a pool.
Kyle Newacheck
53.
Blake Anderson
If I could physically make it across.
Adam Devine
I think we're just talking about swimming.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
From one end of the pool to the other. Not even coming back. It's just getting.
Blake Anderson
Just all the way.
Adam Devine
I think you. I think you got. But this would be. We need this on NBC.
Kyle Newacheck
How about this? Wait, wait. You could do 50 meters. There's a pool. There's a pool outside Vancouver. I'm not the strongest swim.
Blake Anderson
I'm not a brick. But I. I understand. Okay.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
But there's a pool outside Vancouver in Kitsilano.
Adam Devine
Oh, love Kitsilano. Great bridge.
Kyle Newacheck
That, I think is 150 meters long, something like that.
Blake Anderson
150 meters.
Kyle Newacheck
It's super long. It's a. Like a community pool. And down the middle, there's these two lanes. It's. It's kind of a famous pool.
Blake Anderson
You need another four inches.
Kyle Newacheck
I would love to see you cross that.
Blake Anderson
That's far, but Would you save my life?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, I'd be right with you.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Blake Anderson
And would you be able to swim as slow as I would be swimming or.
Adam Devine
Yeah. Would. Would that cause you to drown?
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, that'd be interesting. If I drowned trying to swim slowly. I mean, it reminds me of when we had Reacher on Workaholics and I had to race him. Cause he was my former, like, teammate or whatever. And I had to race Torpy. Yeah. And I had to race him. And I had to go slow.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Oh. Ders versus Reacher. And Ders is claiming he bodied Reacher.
Blake Anderson
Yep. I remember this. Well, this is Alan Rich is hot Richson, right? Not Richardson. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Richard.
Adam Devine
This is hot tea.
Blake Anderson
Now put on. I Mean, he has to be doing steroids because he put on 240 pounds of muscle.
Adam Devine
Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.
Kyle Newacheck
He said that he's on testosterone?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Okay, that's fine. That checks out.
Kyle Newacheck
He's come out and said that.
Adam Devine
Yeah, he's liver king because he's like.
Kyle Newacheck
I can't work out four hours a day. I think he did work out a ton before season one. And then after season one, he was like, I can only do 45 minutes a day. I gotta be on testosterone.
Adam Devine
Yeah, I guess, like, what. Why is it, like, obviously, all these people who are like, huge, massive men, like, there's. You're working with some sort of enhancements. Why are we so. Why do we shame it so much? Or, like, why are we so afraid to admit it? It's like.
Kyle Newacheck
It's because we revere people who can do it naturally because it's hard fucking work.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Who's the biggest natural man ever?
Kyle Newacheck
Bend over and I'll show you. You know, I mean, these world's strongest guys, they get tested constantly. They like surprise tests where, like, someone shows up at their door and says, give me your pee pee.
Adam Devine
But those bros don't look buff. They just look like balls of. I mean, they're huge. They're mountain mountains of, like. They're just large.
Kyle Newacheck
Relax. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Chill.
Kyle Newacheck
Can't even describe them. And the glands activating.
Adam Devine
Right now.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm hot and bothered.
Adam Devine
I'm a little hot under the collar, baby. Speaking my language. These are not defined, chiseled men. These are huge balls of flesh.
Kyle Newacheck
Yes. They're butter balls of braggadocio.
Adam Devine
Absolutely.
Ders
Pull back.
Adam Devine
Okay, well, we got some stats in the. In the chat.
Kyle Newacheck
It's not Michael. I thought it was Eddie Hall. Mike hall, man.
Blake Anderson
Mike Hall.
Adam Devine
Eddie. Mike.
Kyle Newacheck
I think Eddie was the guy who just had his deadlift record broken, by the way. Eddie hall was a swimmer. The dude who played the giant guy on Game of Thrones. Just like a thousand pounds.
Adam Devine
Oh, the mountain.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, the mountain. Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Half Thor Bjornson.
Adam Devine
Well, he was a.
Blake Anderson
He's actually Robert Oberst who was on the Righteous Gemstones. He's a world strong man and he. I don't know if you guys watch, but he was. He played our cousins.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, yeah, the block. The long ponytail guy. Or. No.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, yeah, no, he played.
Kyle Newacheck
Not the strong man. Not the Bible ripper dudes. No.
Blake Anderson
So he. He played our cousin. Him and Lucas Hoss played our cousins in, I think, season three. And he is enormous. And he had to pick up Danny and I, I believe, Skyler. Danny's son on the show had to pick them up and, like twirl them around. And Danny was like, I don't know if you're gonna be able to, like, lift me with one arm. And he's like, I bet I can. And he's like, yeah. He's like, just let me grab you how I grab you. And Danny's like, okay, I'm a pretty big guy, like, and Danny is a big guy. And. And he's like, I don't know. If you could just grab me. He grabbed.
Kyle Newacheck
You think he's obese? Is that what you just said?
Blake Anderson
He grabbed him like he was grabbing a utensil. It was just like.
Kyle Newacheck
Right?
Blake Anderson
It was scary.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Pass me the salt.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, it was scary how he was just able to manhandle in him. I'm.
Kyle Newacheck
God, it's a whole nother level of muscle fibers doing work.
Adam Devine
Imagine. I can only imagine him wrapping me in his arms.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. So he is. Robert Oberst is six, seven.
Adam Devine
Holy shit.
Blake Anderson
Just fucking massive.
Adam Devine
Is he related to Connor?
Kyle Newacheck
I like how his name is Oberst because he's about to Oberst.
Blake Anderson
So he deadlifted 793 pounds.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Christ.
Kyle Newacheck
Half Thor. 300 and some more, bro.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Like, what are we talking about here?
Blake Anderson
Are we talking about what can you.
Adam Devine
Do with all that power? Think what he can do to you. Think of what he can do.
Kyle Newacheck
But you know what's interesting? You know how people are talking about the gorilla thing? Like, one gorilla versus hunter. Guys, who would win?
Adam Devine
Oh, yes, yes, yes. There was a big online debate on if a hundred men could kill one gorilla. Is that what it was?
Kyle Newacheck
And people were like, like, no, and this is different. But I just watched a Internet clip where Eddie hall and then this. The taller guy.
Blake Anderson
Who, Eddie Hall? I thought it was Mike Hall.
Kyle Newacheck
Eddie hall is who I know.
Adam Devine
He's calling him Eddie.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay, Eddie Hall's who I know. He's got like the mohawk and he's super big. And he, he, he did have the deadlift world record.
Adam Devine
Okie dokie.
Kyle Newacheck
And this other guy who is the world's strongest man, who's getting an arm wrestling now? Now they did a tug of war against like 30 pre teens, like under 10 year olds.
Adam Devine
6.
Kyle Newacheck
And they got smoked. Oh, I saw that.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
30 kids can beat two strongmen in a tug of war.
Adam Devine
Oh, really? That's disappointing.
Kyle Newacheck
And then alternatively I was like. Or are they doing this for like nice points on YouTube? I don't know.
Adam Devine
Mr. Beast was.
Kyle Newacheck
But that just made me kind of rethink the whole 100 men versus one gorilla?
Adam Devine
Well, yeah, I. That. I mean, I don't know. It's all about.
Blake Anderson
Well, I mean, how are you fighting this gorilla to the.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
It's all about plan of attack.
Kyle Newacheck
Here's what I'll say.
Adam Devine
We're humans.
Kyle Newacheck
I think if these men. If the hundred men had rabies.
Adam Devine
No.
Kyle Newacheck
And had no. And had no kind of like sense of mortality.
Adam Devine
Right.
Kyle Newacheck
The hundred guys would win.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
So because people were like. A gorilla would destroy you, punch you. It bite you. Like, it's got four hands, essentially.
Adam Devine
Sure.
Kyle Newacheck
But a hundred rabid men, they're biting too.
Adam Devine
Yeah, but there's. There's. There's a. There's a. There's a strength that the gorilla can access that no matter what. If you're a. Do we say rabbitic. Rabbitic. Human, or would that make you a rabbi?
Kyle Newacheck
Dude?
Blake Anderson
Are you looking for smart points or. Or what?
Adam Devine
I'm really shooting for smart. If you're a human with rab. Rabbi.
Kyle Newacheck
With rabies, I think it's just rabbit. Go ahead.
Adam Devine
If you're a rabid human.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, my.
Blake Anderson
Rabbitic.
Adam Devine
Rabbitic. You're not gonna access a strength inside of you. Like, they're the.
Kyle Newacheck
Just the fact that people on PCP Fucking bust windshields with their heads.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Well, that's.
Blake Anderson
And also, is this. Are these enhanced men? Is this the final boss of the enhanced games?
Kyle Newacheck
I don't want to muscularly enhance them. Like, mentally enhanced. This could be great, right? Only in Vegas.
Adam Devine
I mean, I. I think 100 men would beat a gorilla. I do think that, like, we can come up with battle strategies. There's just ways to.
Kyle Newacheck
I don't even want a strategy.
Adam Devine
Okay. Just want rabies.
Kyle Newacheck
I think that if there's no strategy and it's just crazy go time, because. What's the strategy?
Adam Devine
Well, I mean, you can. You can approach him from the front, and then while he's distracted, we all get him from the back. And then next thing.
Kyle Newacheck
Holy.
Adam Devine
General.
Kyle Newacheck
What's the guy. Schwarzkopf.
Ders
What the.
Kyle Newacheck
Are we talking about?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, General Petraeus right here.
Adam Devine
Well, it's not that hard to outsmart a gorilla if we're in an arena with a hundred people, there's ways to flank the gorilla, I think.
Blake Anderson
I think you're gonna be so surprised at how 100 isn't that many.
Adam Devine
I agree with that.
Blake Anderson
And the second that the first 10 run up to him and they're like, okay, we're gonna get him. The 10 bravest guys. And these men just get torn in half. In front of you. How many men, how 90 other men are going to run and try to escape?
Kyle Newacheck
But that's what I'm saying. If they're rabbitic. If they're rabbitic. If they don't have a sense of mortality and it's just go time, then there's going to be no, there's gonna be no quit. I guess is what I'm, what I'm getting.
Adam Devine
I mean, it's, it's. I mean, we're talking about this death arena. It's, it, it's you or the gorilla that we, we, we can no longer accept the fact that we're coming out of here a lot.
Kyle Newacheck
We are watching.
Adam Devine
Yes, yes. But I'm saying if. No, there's, there's 97 men and three we're there as well. That we're also the back three. We're going to be watching.
Blake Anderson
You know what? I would. I mean, this is obviously never going to happen. The us killing the gorilla.
Kyle Newacheck
But three on one, we got it.
Blake Anderson
But I would like to run with the bulls if I am, if I can ever run again.
Kyle Newacheck
You can't run with pants on. What are you talking about?
Adam Devine
You can't run out and get a ice cream.
Kyle Newacheck
You can't run without hurting yourself.
Adam Devine
Sorry, brother.
Blake Anderson
I know, I know. But, but maybe when I do finally get, get, get back, which I'm still, I'm still angling over for all of us. It's not over. It's not over, dude.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm going to be able to run at some point.
Adam Devine
We missed. Or at least the bull window.
Blake Anderson
Or at least.
Adam Devine
Well, maybe with cybernetic legs.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, and that's fine.
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Just shut up and bought bitcoin. Forget everything else and bank.
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Adam Devine
So we put your head into the robot body.
Blake Anderson
All I'm saying is it looks like would be quite the adventure. I. My neighbors, I saw them, they had their. They had this big ass boat parked at my neighbor's house and I'm like, oh, what's going on here? Is this boat gonna live on this dock now? And they were like, hey, no, we, we're gonna leave to go fishing tonight at 3am okay. I'm still gonna send it because to get to the other side of Catalina island, you have to get there before daybreak. That. Because that's when the good fishing is. And I'm like, that sounds awesome.
Adam Devine
Yeah, that sounds very fun.
Blake Anderson
Like what an adventure to go on with your buddies all middle aged. You're just going on this fun adventure for the day.
Adam Devine
You'll be.
Blake Anderson
They're. Yeah, I'm sure they're back by now, right?
Adam Devine
Hell yeah.
Blake Anderson
And. And that got me thinking, like, I need to do more adventures with my boys.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Blake Anderson
Whether that's fishing, whether that's running with the bulls, whether that's swimming with sharks, whether that gorillas fighting gorillas.
Kyle Newacheck
We've done one of those.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Whether then it's going to the amaz wearing meat diapers in the Amazon.
Kyle Newacheck
Done it. So wait, Adam, do you not remember? You did a whole show? You did adventures.
Blake Anderson
No, I want to do more is what I'm saying. I want more adventures in my life.
Kyle Newacheck
Season two.
Adam Devine
I love adventures. You, you don't love running? No, I mean the fishing adventure sounds cool as hell. I'm down for that. But you equate like running with the bulls as like something that actually intrigues you.
Blake Anderson
You would, I think that'd be.
Adam Devine
You would want to run with the bulls.
Blake Anderson
Absolutely. I would love.
Adam Devine
It seems. I don't know, that always seemed. I mean, granted there's probably so many people are so much slower than me running with the bulls, but I just would be so afraid.
Kyle Newacheck
Whoa, that's a nice claim. Interesting. Interesting.
Adam Devine
Come on. There's A lot of people in this. How many people show up for that shit, by the way?
Kyle Newacheck
These people are drunk. That's the whole thing, right?
Adam Devine
Well, we're drunk, too. Come on. I'm not going to be sober running with the bulls.
Kyle Newacheck
Everyone's. Everyone's just plowed, right?
Adam Devine
You're gonna be a couple, Jaggers.
Blake Anderson
You gotta. You gotta. Yeah, you gotta have a couple.
Adam Devine
Come on.
Blake Anderson
You gotta get the. Get the edge off.
Kyle Newacheck
And the people who get caught up are probably extra hammered.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Maybe the goal is to. You could have a few drinks that morning.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Blake Anderson
The night before. Take it easy.
Adam Devine
Where does it take place? Spain.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Adam Devine
And that's part of the adventure.
Blake Anderson
How fun would it be to go to Spain as an excuse?
Adam Devine
I've heard Spain is insanely cool. Cool. Insanely gorgeous.
Kyle Newacheck
Madrid.
Adam Devine
Oh, Madrid, Madrid.
Blake Anderson
Like, it would be fucking fantastic.
Adam Devine
Okay, I'm in. You. You've talked me into it. I would do that shit.
Kyle Newacheck
Here's what I want to do. Let's all do it. And I'm going to give away the prank that I would have done, which is if we had, like, a contact there, like a Spaniard.
Adam Devine
Of course, I would buy.
Kyle Newacheck
However many of us there are. I would buy a bunch of little metal butt plugs.
Adam Devine
Okay.
Kyle Newacheck
And I would FedEx them to him. And I'd go, on the first night or the night before the bull run, give these to me and my crew and tell us, like, this is what we all do. You put this in your asshole so that, like, if the. The you don't get gored up into your asshole. Sure. And then the only one who doesn't know this is not real is Blake. We all go right on. And we show up as if we have these metal blood plugs in our ass.
Blake Anderson
Like, sorry, D, why do you have this ready to go? Why?
Kyle Newacheck
What do you mean? This is.
Blake Anderson
Why is this so well thought out?
Adam Devine
Who's to say? Who's to say?
Kyle Newacheck
Synapses firing, bro. We're talking improv. I'm like a wrestler.
Adam Devine
Who's to say? I wouldn't. Oh. I wouldn't protect myself prematurely and already have a. A butt plug up there.
Kyle Newacheck
Like, even better. Even better. To nod to all of us going, I actually brought a bigger one on for more protection. And all of us going, yeah, I wish this was bigger. That's why I'm walking funny.
Adam Devine
Well, let's go.
Blake Anderson
I would love. Yes, let's do that. Let's do it. I'm glad. I mean, this is going to be a goal of mine to Be. Because how far do you have to run?
Adam Devine
I don't know. Like, that's a great question, I imagine. No way. No, no, no. It's got to be 100 yards, right?
Blake Anderson
So short. Short. And then you also.
Adam Devine
A bull isn't gonna run for a mile. That's a hella long time to run.
Blake Anderson
And also you can just run and then jump over to a bar, jump over the barrier, go to the nearest bar and say you did it.
Adam Devine
I'm going right back to where I was the night before. It's like I've, I've. I've scoped it all out. I know where the stops are along the way. Okay.
Blake Anderson
The running with the bulls in Pampelon, Pamplona typically lasts for two to three minutes with the Bulls running the 875 meter course in that time.
Kyle Newacheck
Half mile. So half a half mile.
Blake Anderson
So.
Adam Devine
So that's longer than I thought it was.
Blake Anderson
But typically people run two to three minutes. They run along with the bulls and then they, they jump off, they dive into the craft.
Adam Devine
How many bulls? How many bulls are we talking here?
Blake Anderson
How many bulls?
Adam Devine
How many bulls are they dropping, like 20 bulls? Or is it 4 bulls?
Blake Anderson
No, I think there's a couple. A bunch. Bunch of bulls.
Adam Devine
Like 50 bulls.
Blake Anderson
How many bulls? Yeah, that's. That's a great question.
Kyle Newacheck
Bull only bully. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I don't bully.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah, I'm not looking to.
Adam Devine
I'm kind of into it now.
Kyle Newacheck
Find me a lazy river.
Blake Anderson
There's only six fighting bulls that participate in the run each day.
Adam Devine
Six bulls?
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Oh, come on.
Kyle Newacheck
Six each day? What does that mean?
Blake Anderson
Apparently there's more than multiple days of it. Yeah, I'll.
Kyle Newacheck
I'll go to the tomato fight instead. What's that? Tomato fight.
Adam Devine
Six tame to guide them. Six run. Six. Just chill and try to fuck the chicks. Damn. That's crazy.
Kyle Newacheck
Go ahead, Blake, go ahead.
Adam Devine
That's what it says about the bulls.
Kyle Newacheck
Go ahead.
Adam Devine
Six fighting bulls with six tame steers to guide them. Six male, six females.
Blake Anderson
That sounds really fun.
Kyle Newacheck
Adam, what's an example of a thing like running at the bulls or swimming sharks that you draw the line at?
Blake Anderson
Grizzly man.
Kyle Newacheck
Right, but that's. I'm talking about like traditions. I'm not talking about like a death wish. I'm talking about just like a thing that's known that people do that you're like, not for me. Like you would get in a cage with a shark.
Adam Devine
Right. Maybe some, some on Wild Boys. Like something you saw on Wild Boys where you're like, oh, gosh Steve O. I don't know if I can do that.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, you know, I do. I wouldn't want to get. I don't like snakes that much.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay.
Blake Anderson
So I feel like I wouldn't want to get bit by a snake, but also. Whatever.
Adam Devine
You would?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I would.
Kyle Newacheck
But what is the thing I'm talking about?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's not the thing. Well, he. I said wild boys, but the. What are some other traditions? I guess I just don't know.
Kyle Newacheck
Have you done any acting with a snake before?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I mean, I did an episode of Bad Ideas and then where I.
Adam Devine
Go on a plane, shout out to Quibi.
Blake Anderson
Shout out to Quibi.
Kyle Newacheck
Oh, snakes on the plane.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Where we did like a snakes on the plane thing and they put all these, like, the snakes on and hid them on the plane. And then me and Brent Morin went on the plane and tried to Brent more.
Adam Devine
And on the cruise.
Blake Anderson
On the cruise, by the way, I was. I was super scared for 15 minutes maybe.
Adam Devine
And then after that, it was just.
Blake Anderson
This, what we were doing.
Kyle Newacheck
You were a snake.
Adam Devine
Was the plane in the air or were you just going through.
Blake Anderson
No, it was like a graveyard yard. So.
Adam Devine
Yeah, right.
Blake Anderson
So they're like, they're covered with snakes. It's. And then. But we put a bunch of snakes in. In this.
Kyle Newacheck
That's spooky, though. That makes it even spookier.
Adam Devine
Okay, well, okay, so I don't know. Durs. What are some examples of?
Blake Anderson
Like, what are some examples? I. I guess I just don't even know.
Adam Devine
Running the bulls, Swimming with sharks, Bungee jumping.
Kyle Newacheck
Swimming with sharks in a cage.
Adam Devine
There's some other extreme events.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I would do. I would. Would bungee jump. I've been skydiving a bunch. Squirrel. Squirrel suits.
Adam Devine
Sticking your dick in, like an ant hill.
Kyle Newacheck
Like getting in a cage and like feeding a tiger. Like, people will do that. Crazy.
Adam Devine
Wrestling a bear.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I'd probably do that.
Kyle Newacheck
Like, would you?
Adam Devine
Would you?
Kyle Newacheck
You Would you?
Adam Devine
Yep, yep.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Adam Devine
Perfect.
Blake Anderson
Yes. Yes.
Kyle Newacheck
The answer is yes.
Adam Devine
Let him. Let him finish. Let him finish.
Kyle Newacheck
A hundred. A hundred gorillas versus your dick. Can I finish?
Blake Anderson
But what I them.
Kyle Newacheck
Well, that's what I mean. Y. Glorilla.
Adam Devine
What about Glorilla? 100 glow. Rilla's jerking you off.
Kyle Newacheck
What is Glorilla?
Adam Devine
She's a rapper. You've never heard of Glowrilla? She rocks.
Kyle Newacheck
No, I stopped listening to when Flo Rida quit when he hung up his spurs. I said, well, then I guess I'm done too.
Adam Devine
That's when you're Like, I'm done with hip hop.
Blake Anderson
That's when I dipped out of all of music.
Kyle Newacheck
Any take backs? And I got no take backs based on that.
Adam Devine
Okay, dude. Understandable, though. Super understandable.
Blake Anderson
No, but I. I was thinking that the other. So. So I didn't ever find my sunglasses, but I dropped sunglasses into the water, and so I bought a scuba tank. That's like a personal scuba tank that you can just put here.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And. And I dove underneath my dock to, like, look for the sunglasses and couldn't find them and ended up cutting my hands open on all the barnacles.
Kyle Newacheck
And it's worth it.
Adam Devine
This is the way come the water a little bit.
Kyle Newacheck
Do you still have all your From Shark Week? I have it. I went. I just saw it the other day in the garage, and I was like.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I got it all.
Kyle Newacheck
I. I guess this is going to disintegrate any day now if I don't use it.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, we should get back out there. Let's go. Let's plan a diving trip together. That'd be so fun.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm sure the equipment's still good.
Blake Anderson
It has to be. There's no way.
Adam Devine
Got to be.
Blake Anderson
And if not, if we're going to a place that it's diving, they have all that. So let's do a diving trip. How fun would that be?
Adam Devine
I think that would be a blast.
Blake Anderson
We should go diving on the cruise.
Kyle Newacheck
Blake, you get to finally do it, cuz.
Blake Anderson
Do you?
Kyle Newacheck
You didn't really?
Adam Devine
Yeah. Blake, you never did it.
Kyle Newacheck
I'm not. I'm not burning you. I'm just saying, like, you didn't really get to do it that much.
Adam Devine
My hand was broken, Blake.
Kyle Newacheck
I know.
Blake Anderson
Allegedly.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
It was a cast that you could take off, so I don't know how.
Kyle Newacheck
Broke that is, but what I'm saying is, would it be something you're into?
Adam Devine
Dude, I didn't want to risk losing my hand. All right.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
I don't know what happens down there. It's just. I wasn't ready.
Kyle Newacheck
I'll tell you what happened.
Blake Anderson
Shark. Shark, shark, shark, shark, shark. Okay.
Adam Devine
Also, yeah, I'm not a huge fan of the ocean. It's scary, but I'll go diving with you guys. You're saying scuba dive? Let's just go snork. Let's go snorkeling.
Blake Anderson
No.
Adam Devine
What?
Blake Anderson
Because we're not old, retired women. We're gonna go.
Kyle Newacheck
Snorkeling is worse, by the way.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
You can't escape. It's way worse. Scuba tank. You can escape scuba.
Blake Anderson
It's it's awesome. It feels like you're flying. It's stunningly beautiful down there. You actually get to go see the. And swim around stuff as opposed to just, just.
Adam Devine
Actually, yeah, I'm not opposed to scuba diving. I didn't like scuba diving with the intent of being around sharks. I don't like that. That feels up to me. That's scary.
Kyle Newacheck
Hey, can I tell you something? You're in the shark tank right now, pal. Can I tell you that you're chum. You're chum to the water.
Adam Devine
I know every day of my life on this, on this podcast. I'm being being charged by bulls, surrounded by sharks works. You guys are ruthless. You're the Gorillas. It's two gorillas against one man. And I. I do pretty.
Blake Anderson
Two gorillas, one cup.
Kyle Newacheck
I stopped listening to the music after the gorillas broke up.
Adam Devine
Gorillas. Great band.
Blake Anderson
All right, Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams here?
Adam Devine
You can do better than that. You can do better than that.
Kyle Newacheck
You wear it well, Adam. You wear it well.
Blake Anderson
Thank you. I would like to say thank you for everyone that is buying tickets to the cruise. I know that Blake one at one point is going to promote the cruise.
Adam Devine
I'm very excited. Don't, don't take my lack of promotion as a lack of excitement. I know it's going to be a blast. I just want people to pull up who are true and blue. They don't need me to convince them. They know that this cruise is about to be.
Kyle Newacheck
That's how nothing works.
Adam Devine
Yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Okay.
Adam Devine
Just not how this cruise is about to be. Off the freaking.
Kyle Newacheck
I haven't posted anything either, but you.
Blake Anderson
Have to let, you have to let people know that if, if your favorite band came to your town but then didn't promote and no one knew that they were there, you'd be bummed. You're like, why didn't they promote more? I wish I would have known.
Kyle Newacheck
Yeah.
Adam Devine
Oasis didn't have to promote their tour and we got people waiting in line online.
Kyle Newacheck
I think they promoted.
Blake Anderson
They did.
Kyle Newacheck
Almost insanely.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, we. Everyone heard about it, so.
Adam Devine
Yep. Okay, well, me, I will.
Blake Anderson
All right. And that's another episode.
Adam Devine
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Blake Anderson
Just take, just take $3 and go buy yourself some quench gum, dude. What?
Kyle Newacheck
Also quench boy. I'm still gonna send it. You probably had them. And then they were like, quench boy. I don't know, man.
Adam Devine
All right, we'll see. Don't speak for them.
Kyle Newacheck
No, of course I would never.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, we can't. We can't. This was Learn my lesson with Buzzball.
Adam Devine
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Blake Anderson
Live strong. What would Blake do?
Adam Devine
And that was another important, important. Wait, hold on. We got. Oh, yeah.
Kyle Newacheck
Come on, flow rider.
Adam Devine
What is this Gorilla?
Blake Anderson
This is Glorilla. That. That's the new thing. Now all. Every rapper is going.
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Podcast Summary: "Ep 260: Butt Plugging With The Bulls"
Podcast Information:
Discussion Highlights: The episode opens with Blake Anderson recounting a tense experience involving a tsunami alert. After returning from a vacation in Charleston, Blake and his family were unexpectedly notified of a potential tsunami threat via a direct message from a fellow member of TII Nation.
Notable Quotes:
The hosts discuss the confusion surrounding the tsunami's magnitude and its actual threat to their area, ultimately expressing relief that the tsunami did not cause significant damage. They highlight the challenges of managing emergencies, especially while traveling with family.
Key Insights:
Discussion Highlights: The conversation shifts to extreme adventures, with the hosts expressing a keen interest in activities such as running with the bulls in Spain and diving with sharks. They humorously debate the feasibility and excitement of these endeavors, blending genuine enthusiasm with their trademark comedic flair.
Notable Quotes:
Blake reminisces about past adventures, including an episode of "Bad Ideas" where he confronted snakes on a plane, highlighting both the thrill and fear associated with such activities. The hosts also fantasize about organizing joint adventures, emphasizing camaraderie and the desire for memorable experiences.
Key Insights:
Discussion Highlights: A significant portion of the episode delves into the topic of enhanced athletes, particularly focusing on figures like Lance Armstrong and the controversies surrounding doping in sports. The hosts critically analyze the impact of performance-enhancing drugs on athletic integrity and public perception.
Notable Quotes:
The conversation extends to a hypothetical scenario comparing enhanced men to gorillas in a battle, exploring themes of strength, strategy, and the nature of competition. They question societal attitudes towards physical enhancement and the fine line between natural ability and artificial augmentation.
Key Insights:
Discussion Highlights: Towards the latter part of the episode, the hosts brainstorm future adventure ideas, including scuba diving and participating in traditional bull runs in Spain. They discuss logistical aspects, potential risks, and the excitement such activities could bring to their dynamic.
Notable Quotes:
They also touch upon past experiences and mishaps, such as Blake's encounter with barnacles while searching for lost sunglasses underwater, adding a humorous touch to their adventurous spirit.
Key Insights:
Discussion Highlights: In their closing moments, the hosts reflect on their discussions, reiterating the importance of embracing challenges and maintaining strong community ties. They express excitement for upcoming adventures and encourage listeners to engage with similar experiences.
Notable Quotes:
They wrap up the episode on a high note, blending humor with heartfelt sentiments, reinforcing the theme that life's adventures, both big and small, are what make experiences meaningful.
Key Insights:
Conclusion: In "Ep 260: Butt Plugging With The Bulls," Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck navigate through a myriad of topics ranging from natural disaster preparedness to the ethics of athletic enhancement, all while infusing their unique humor and camaraderie. The episode underscores the importance of community, ethical considerations in sports, and the enduring allure of adventure, making it a rich and engaging listen for both regular followers and newcomers alike.