Ep 261: Grasping For Penis Elongating Straws

Summary

Podcast Summary: "This Is Important"

Episode 261: Grasping For Penis Elongating Straws
Release Date: August 19, 2025
Hosts: Adam DeVine, Anders Holm ("Ders"), Blake Anderson, Derek Waters
(Episode Description: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck seriously discuss some very important topics.)

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Overview

Episode 261 features the signature chaos and camaraderie of the "This Is Important" crew as they veer from penis elongation gadgets and midlife workout regimens to tales of quiz show humiliation, live tour war stories, and a candid (and hilarious) attempt to analyze a panned Ice Cube movie. Along the way, the gang sprinkles in personal anecdotes, teases upcoming live events, and reflects on the trials and triumphs of friendship, work, and aging ungracefully.

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Key Topics & Discussion Points

1. Weighted Vests, Fitness, and “Maximizing” in Middle Age

• [03:16] Derek reveals he’s podcasting in a weighted vest, embracing a midlife fitness journey:
  • “Listen, it’s time to take it to the next level. I podcast with a weight vest on now.” - Derek Waters
• Adam jokes about midlife attempts to get shredded, referencing human growth hormones and Marvel movies (03:27).
• The group jokes about the correlation between aging and shrinking penises, setting the comedic tone for the segment.

2. The Absurd World of Penis Elongation Devices

• [04:29 - 05:40] Blake brings up weighted penis extenders found on Amazon:
  • “There’s weights that you hang at the end of your penis… supposed to elongate you. It stretches you out over time.” - Blake Anderson (04:37)
  • Derek and Adam run with the visual, riffing on the desperation involved (“You’re grasping for straws, as they say.” - Blake, 05:40).
  • They speculate on the tipping point where men consider these gadgets (“If you’re stuck at five and you’re like, I just need one more…” - Derek, 06:00).
  • Adam sums up, “Such a specific type of dude…your dick has to be so small…” (05:35)

3. Dumb and Dumber on ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’

• [13:45 - 23:13] The group relives Adam and Ders’ recent appearance on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (and previously, Blake on Celebrity Jeopardy):
  • Multiple gags about their lack of trivia prowess and comparing performances.
  • Adam: “We were going for the $124,000 question….and, you know, we lost. We lost.” (14:36)
  • Blake ribs them for not using his “Phone a Friend” lifeline.
  • They dig into the stress of being on camera, bantering versus brainpower, and celebrity game shows as a pressure cooker.
  • “It exposes how stupid you just might be.” - Blake Anderson (16:21)
  • Adam’s take: “I really loved it. I thought it was so fun and I thought we were pretty funny.” (16:05)
  • Discussion on whether working “blue” (raunchy, off-color material) could ever be shed for cleaner, more lucrative standup (11:40-12:20).

4. Game Show Fallout and Charity Causes

• They debate whether winnings were split for charity and talk up the personal value of their contributions. (15:08-15:50)
• Adam: “Children’s Miracle Network…a network of children’s hospitals that I’ve supported and I am a brand ambassador for, so I love it.” (73:29)

5. The Las Vegas and Cruise Announcements

• [34:45 - 38:44] Adam teases two big TII Nation events:
  • The first ever TII Cruise: Feb 22-26, 2026, Tampa to Cozumel (“Cabins are filling up!”)
  • A Las Vegas live show during F1 weekend (November 20th at The Cosmopolitan), with a breakdown of pre-sale logistics.
  • Discussion of gender split on the cruise (“60% girls and 40% guys right now…") (35:13-35:31), joking about the lack of a “sausage fest."

6. Stories from Live Tour Chaos

• [44:14 - 47:59] Blake and Adam recount Chicago’s live tour show and Blake’s infamous on-stage nap (or “power down”), Kyle’s breakdancing cameo, and bizarre audience reviews.
  • “Blake fall asleep on stage for 17 minutes, did not talk, did not say a word.” - Adam DeVine (45:58)
• They share memories—good and bad—from various stops on their tour.

7. Pop Culture: F1, Baseball, and “War of the Worlds” (the Cube Version)

• [48:26 - 58:15] Adam recaps his F1 Las Vegas experience:
  • “Hundreds of thousands of people that come in for the F1 race. And then there’s just celebrities everywhere…it’s kind of crazy.” (48:40)
• The group discusses going to Cubs games, neon pink hats in childhood, and the ritual of ignoring the game in favor of ballpark ambience.
• The crew debate Ice Cube’s new movie War of the Worlds (Amazon Prime). Blake tries (and fails) to articulate what makes it a “trip,” leading to a meta debate on what counts as a strong podcast take.
  • “It’s just a dude talking to the screen…a lot is going on around him, but it’s all something that someone programmed.” - Blake (63:30)
  • “Blake, you’re such a nice guy…but this vanilla, this nothing that you’re giving us, does not make good podcasting.” - Adam (66:28)
  • (Much laughter as Blake defends “nuanced comedy.”)

8. Advice, Apologies, and Inside Jokes

• The episode closes with thank-yous, corrections, and more running gags: Adam’s childhood pink Cubs hat, storytelling from tours and charity events, and the enduring challenge of planning guy trips as adults.

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On weighted penis devices:

  • “There’s several ways to elongate your penis without the use of substances…with the use of products like weights tied to the end of your penis.” —Blake (05:05)
  • “You sound like a reindeer with a dingle belt.” —Derek (05:25)

• On game show failure:

  • “It exposes how stupid you just might be.” —Blake (16:21)
  • “Shows the character of a man to kick someone when they’re down.” —Adam (16:56)
  • “I had fun. You were funny. I just am like…’why did I do this?’ And the answer is charity.” —Ders (13:21)

• On cruise gender stats:

  • “It’s 60% girls and 40% guys right now. So for everybody thinking it’s going to be a real C fest…” —Blake (35:13)
  • “I think girls, they just plan a little better.” —Adam (71:54)

• On the Ice Cube movie ‘War of the Worlds’:

  • “It’s not good. But it’s fucking weird because the whole movie is…” —Blake (60:27)
  • “Blake, you’re such a nice guy…but this vanilla, this nothing that you’re giving us, does not make good podcasting.” —Adam (66:28)
  • “Nuanced comedy…For all my boarders who really deal in nuanced comedy, thanks for hanging with me.” —Blake (67:25)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Weighted Vests and Penis Devices: 03:16 – 06:45
• Game Show Recaps and Roasts: 13:45 – 23:13
• Las Vegas and Cruise Announcements: 34:45 – 38:44
• Live Tour War Stories: 44:14 – 47:59
• F1, Baseball, and Chicago Tales: 48:26 – 58:15
• War of the Worlds (Ice Cube Movie) Review and Debate: 59:00 – 67:05
• Wrap-ups, Takebacks, Charity Chat: 73:13 – 75:27

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Tone & Style

True to “This Is Important” form, the episode is irreverent, self-deprecating, and alternately juvenile and heartfelt—often in the same sentence. The crew isn’t shy about riffing on each other, embracing awkward silences, or beating a running joke into the ground (especially if it involves genitals, drinking, or taking L’s on national TV).

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Useful for New Listeners

If you’re new to the show, this episode captures everything beloved by fans: the balance of comic banter, inside jokes, unapologetic depth (or lack thereof), and rare moments of sincerity. From their embrace of physical and emotional discomfort (wearing weights, public humiliation) to the ongoing quest to push TII Nation into ever more ridiculous adventures, the boys prove—once again—that nothing is too trivial or too embarrassing to be "important."

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Episode Highlights at a Glance:

• [03:16] Weighted vests and fitness at midlife
• [04:37] Penis weights discussed
• [13:45] Millionaire game show recap
• [34:45] Cruise and Vegas show announced
• [44:14] Tour mishaps (Blake’s nap on stage)
• [59:00] War of the Worlds (Cube) “review”
• [73:13] Charity and takebacks

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Closing words:
“I love children’s hospitals. I think…” —Adam (73:29)
“This is an iHeart podcast.” —Blake (78:28)

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Transcript

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[Derek Waters]

Welcome to this is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today on this is important.

[Blake Anderson]

We've freaking dumb and dumber on the pod today.

[Derek Waters]

My goodness, my spine is going like this.

[Adam DeVine]

I didn't know movies did it like that.

[Derek Waters]

Buckle up.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

What is happening here?

[Blake Anderson]

Dy, what is going on? Modern Ders fair over here. What the hell? This is.

[Adam DeVine]

This is how athletic you are. You're one of these guys that runs around with weighted vest.

[Derek Waters]

Listen, it's time to take it to the next level. I podcast with a weight vest on now.

[Adam DeVine]

So this is. You work out with this thing at least. Why did you decide that mid-40s is when you are going to get absolutely shredded? Because you're going to maybe take some human growth hormones.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you in a Marvel movie?

[Derek Waters]

As we all know, your dick shrinks when you get older. As we all know.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm well aware.

[Derek Waters]

Aware the only way to combat it is to get smaller.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I just want to party.

[Derek Waters]

And I'm really just trying to maximize. I don't know if you guys are maximizers who take advantage of every opportunity. Are you guys that.

[Adam DeVine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

I was about to be a paid. A paid sponsor. What are we talking about here? Maximizer. What the hell? Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Is this a paid ad?

[Derek Waters]

Am I that guy? Am I that guy?

[Adam DeVine]

So you do work out with this. And what do you do with this?

[Derek Waters]

I do. I do. I. I just thought it'd be funny to be like.

[Adam DeVine]

I like.

[Derek Waters]

I love it because look, hey, man, I'm sitting here, I'm sweating. You know, it's a little extra. I only use this for, like, doing, like, light jogging on the treadmill or jumping rope.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

You need another four inches.

[Derek Waters]

If you jump rope with a little extra 20, 30 pounds. It's. It's. It's a different. Different ball game.

[Blake Anderson]

I actually did see on Amazon, there is, like, a weighted. It's not a vest, but there's weights that you hang at the end of your penis that is supposed to. It's supposed to, like, elongate you. It, like, stretches you out over time.

[Derek Waters]

Blake Anderson, ladies and gentlemen. How. How do you do this? How do you even do.

[Adam DeVine]

Algorithm is only pushing for his.

[Blake Anderson]

Texted me by a friend.

[Derek Waters]

Do you ever wonder. But you don't even have to bring it up.

[Adam DeVine]

Algorithm pushed it to you.

[Blake Anderson]

It was very interesting because you think there would just be, like, one weight system, but there's several ways to elongate your penis without the use of substance is with the use of products like weights tied to the end of your penis. Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

I think that that's been around for a while, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. But does it work? TII nation. Go into my dm.

[Adam DeVine]

It works.

[Derek Waters]

But when you walk around, you sound like a reindeer with a dingle belt.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me know if you've been hanging weights off the end of your. The head of your penis. And if it helps, I think that's.

[Adam DeVine]

Such a specific type of dude that would. I mean, your dick has to be so small in order for.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're at. You're. You're grasping for straws, as they say. I mean, y.

[Derek Waters]

But like, if it's so small, don't you already know, like, there's no turning back. But if you're stuck, if you're stuck at like five or four.

[Adam DeVine]

That's what I'm saying. I mean, four is really small.

[Blake Anderson]

That's not bad.

[Derek Waters]

Four is very small. What?

[Blake Anderson]

That seems clutch.

[Derek Waters]

If you're stuck at five and you're like, I just need one more to be like, able to sustain a life.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

So I don't blow my brains out.

[Blake Anderson]

What is fine.

[Derek Waters]

But if you could go.

[Adam DeVine]

If you're four and a half and you could make it to five and a half, you need another four inches. You're gonna find. Going to find someone to love you.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

But you're going to go to a fishing store, you're going to get some, some weights that usually go at the end of a. A rod, and you tie it to the end of your rod and you get a couple more inches out of deal with smart points.

[Derek Waters]

And if you're driving around listening to this podcast right now and you've got a 9 inch points, I'm going to hold for that.

[Blake Anderson]

Hold for points.

[Derek Waters]

Got a 9 inch dick and you're driving around listening to this right now.

[Blake Anderson]

Good for you.

[Derek Waters]

That's great. That's great.

[Blake Anderson]

But we're for you.

[Derek Waters]

We're a little busy talking about the rest of us.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, Mr. High and Mighty. We're talking about the every man or a little less than average man. Okay?

[Derek Waters]

And if you're driving around and your, your significant others and shotgun and you're looking at them like, you hear this, you hear this.

[Adam DeVine]

I wonder how many guys drive around listening to the podcast and their wife's in the car and their wife is like, I am so horny right now. Oh, these guys get me going because we're always talking about small. And this guy, maybe he just has an average.

[Blake Anderson]

He's got a kill boss.

[Adam DeVine]

And again, regular.

[Derek Waters]

We're not going to loud.

[Adam DeVine]

What average is 7 inches.

[Derek Waters]

But it's got to be the average.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a monster. Come on, bro. From the back.

[Derek Waters]

From the back. From.

[Adam DeVine]

It depends on where you measure from. You measure from your.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam DeVine]

Absolutely.

[Derek Waters]

I will say, I see so many moms walking around in weighted vests now. It is bananas.

[Blake Anderson]

I like nature's weighted vest.

[Adam DeVine]

Like, I. I live down here at the. At the. At the beach, and there's a lot of just absolute jocks running up and down the beach with a weighted vest.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And that. The old me, I would have been all about it. Now I look at that, and I'm like, man, I'd be. I'd be so crippled.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

If I put on a weighted vest and went for a run, even a walk.

[Derek Waters]

These people are going for walks.

[Adam DeVine]

I would.

[Derek Waters]

They're in zone two, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

I want to wait.

[Derek Waters]

Come on. Come on.

[Adam DeVine]

I love a zone, too. I. I was at the Orange county fair yesterday. Wonderful place. I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it's the best.

[Adam DeVine]

It's the best.

[Blake Anderson]

We've been damn near going for, like, 15 years now, maybe even more.

[Adam DeVine]

I. I go every year. Every year I can. And there was a guy that, you know, recognized me. I took a photo with him. He listens to the podcast Awkward. And he kept saying, you look really good, bro.

[Derek Waters]

You look.

[Adam DeVine]

No, bro, you look really good. You look good. Because I know. I know all about your issues, and you look really good.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you love it?

[Adam DeVine]

I was, like, kind of floating on this. I'm like, thank you, man. No, thank you so much. And I'm, like, hugging him, and I'm like, thank you. And then my dad is standing right there, and he goes, what the is that about?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that shit's important.

[Adam DeVine]

And he was.

[Derek Waters]

I'm with your dad.

[Adam DeVine]

He's really taken aback. Yeah, I'm with you.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it's cool that the community cares. And it was.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it was. It was very nice.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's super nice.

[Adam DeVine]

Met the guy at a urinal, so.

[Derek Waters]

And when your dad says, what the is that about? What is he about? What's your dad talking about?

[Adam DeVine]

Well, he. He. I mean, he is. He's assuming that I have, like, a sexual. Like, a gay following, a gay following or something. Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

And you do.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Commercial Announcer 3]

Why'd you make him come?

[Derek Waters]

You got to go, hey, dad, gay people buy my cologne, too.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam DeVine]

People buy my cologne.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah. Yeah. Gays laugh, if not harder than anybody else, just as hard.

[Adam DeVine]

Gays laugh hard. I will say. My first manager. Do you remember him? Eddie October?

[Derek Waters]

Sure.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. I think you guys. I Don't know. Real name, Real fake.

[Derek Waters]

I think I met him when you did your taping. He's a great guy. At the Abbey. I met him. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Derek Waters]

Remember the bag in the basement?

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Derek Waters]

Got out the. What is it? The cat of nine tails. I kind of blacked out. But that I did remember meeting him.

[Blake Anderson]

Eddie.

[Adam DeVine]

He's a great guy. Gay gentleman. And he was kind of. He was like, oh, the gay community is gonna love you. So when I was like 21 or 2 years old.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I was doing shows at. At the Abbey and they like recorded it. They were doing a gay specific for like the Logo network, which I think is like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Oh yeah. I used to watch that. That was the big gay sketch show. Very funny.

[Adam DeVine]

They were doing like a very gay stand up show and it's all gay guys and they're like, we'll put you in. In the middle in between the two shows while we're setting up the audience sandwich you in between.

[Blake Anderson]

We're going to Eiffel Tower you.

[Adam DeVine]

But I mean absolutely. And then, and then. And it was very funny. I wish I could find that tape because it was. It was me doing my, my standup and then just the gayest crowd loving it. And it. It felt so good.

[Blake Anderson]

I love that the gays.

[Adam DeVine]

Gays be laughing.

[Derek Waters]

Well, you've always had a sexual. You've always had a sexual set.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That is radiate sex.

[Adam DeVine]

I radiate sex.

[Derek Waters]

And I'm not talking about your nuts.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I was thinking, you know, because I don't know, I was talking with Isaac about maybe trying to get back into doing stand up and get my lazy ass off the beach.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

And. And he was like, yeah, dude, you should do like a neighbor gotsi set so we can do clean material because he's making so much fucking money, dude.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And I'm like, I don't.

[Blake Anderson]

He is very funny.

[Adam DeVine]

He is super funny.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't think I have that in me. I don't think I have the ability to be.

[Blake Anderson]

To not work blue.

[Derek Waters]

Right.

[Adam DeVine]

Because that is not who I am at all. That's how my brain works is it's a very blue brain butthole.

[Derek Waters]

You're nasty.

[Adam DeVine]

And those that people that don't know blue. Blue means working blue. Working blue means, you know, cursing or talking about sex or doing things that are a little off color.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Dooo jokes.

[Derek Waters]

Bathroom humor. And why is that? Comes from.

[Blake Anderson]

Why is it working blue now. Now I'm wondering why we call it blue. Where did that start? First question of the Day, maybe. Todd, do you have a guess? Do you have even a. A remote guess?

[Adam DeVine]

My guess would be it's off color.

[Derek Waters]

Mm.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And blue is the primary color.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it's my favorite color. I don't know.

[Derek Waters]

Look at Blake Loose. Blake's acting like he was on who Wants to be a Millionaire? Smart.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you giving me smart points for knowing what a primary color is?

[Derek Waters]

Kind of points.

[Adam DeVine]

I haven't watched our episode of who wants to be a Millionaire Quite yet.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yes. Speaking of smart points. I haven't.

[Derek Waters]

I haven't either, because I'm so mad.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, wow.

[Derek Waters]

I'm still angry.

[Blake Anderson]

We've got freaking looking dumb and dumber on the pod today. My goodness. My boys come in hot against me.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, and Blake was our phone. A friend, and we.

[Blake Anderson]

Unbelievable. We've got a lot to unpack here.

[Adam DeVine]

By the way, there was a. There was a multiple times that I wanted to use it, and Ders was like, in the last question, I was like, we could ask Blake. And he was like, I know it. I absolutely know it.

[Derek Waters]

I know. And by the way, I've had multiple people send me messages that said I googled it. And Robert Redford was considered, but I think the wording was who passed.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, okay, hold. Okay, okay, hold up. So for those who don't know. Adam Enders, we're on who wants to be a Millionaire? Enders. Who wants to be a millionaire? That's how it's pronounced. After shit talking the hell out of me about my. About my celebrity Jeopardy. Jeopardy Appearance.

[Derek Waters]

Hey, sorry. Hey, hey, Blake. Keep going. Keep going, man. You are just a scissors. Dazzling. You're burning us.

[Adam DeVine]

No shit about being dumb.

[Derek Waters]

And then it's just hard. This is how you go about it, honestly. Just say words. That's all you have to do. And then we're cooked.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam and dirt. We're on who wants to be a millionaire? After shitting on my performance from celebrity Jeopardy. And how many questions deep did you guys get before you were Absolutely.

[Derek Waters]

Six or seven.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, six or seven.

[Adam DeVine]

Something like that. I think we got it to, like. We were going for the125,000. Yeah, I mean, I didn't watch it back, so it's. This is only from my memory, which we all know is not to be trusted.

[Blake Anderson]

Not great.

[Adam DeVine]

Not too good. So, yeah, I think we're going for the $124,000 question or something like that.

[Derek Waters]

Something like that.

[Adam DeVine]

And. And, you know, we. We lost. We lost.

[Derek Waters]

You lose. Did we beat the minimum, though?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, we did.

[Derek Waters]

We got One more than the minimum.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you get any money for your charity or was it a waste of time?

[Adam DeVine]

32,000 was what they say. They're, they're like, we guarantee you you're going to get the 32,000 to your charity. So just for being here, we're going to donate $32,000 to your charity, which is pretty awesome.

[Blake Anderson]

That's great.

[Derek Waters]

But we did get up to that amount, right?

[Blake Anderson]

We love.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, we got, we got past that. We got 64,000, I believe.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh.

[Derek Waters]

So 32 each.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a huge. That's a huge number.

[Derek Waters]

Right? I was told by my, my charity.

[Adam DeVine]

For, I think 64 each.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow, that's. That's a big number. That's.

[Derek Waters]

I think it might be split 5050 because Ken Jennings and homeboy Matt Damon are not both getting $1 million for separate charities. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

You are so dumb.

[Adam DeVine]

Maybe. I don't know. This is big Hollywood, baby.

[Derek Waters]

Okay? This is big Hollywood. I was told by my charity. I paid for 400 kids to learn how to swim, so that's pretty sick.

[Blake Anderson]

What that was. Your charity was a swimming LA.

[Derek Waters]

2028 is about to be off the chain.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's fucking cool, dude. So wait, how was, how was your guys experience? Was it. I mean, it's a pressure cooker in there, right? It's not easy when those lights shine on you.

[Derek Waters]

I hated it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's really hard.

[Adam DeVine]

I really loved it. I thought it was so fun and I thought we were pretty funny.

[Derek Waters]

I had fun. I had fun. You were funny. I just am like.

[Adam DeVine]

I think you were funny too, Derek.

[Derek Waters]

You're asking me about the months now.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It really exposes.

[Derek Waters]

Don't love it. Don't love it.

[Blake Anderson]

Exposes how stupid you just might be. You guys are looking at me a little differently since I got 26 questions correct. Pretty much the same on Celebrity Jeopardy. And I'm not holding my friend's hand and bouncing ideas off of somebody that's just coming from, from the old noggin. From, from Blake's noggin.

[Adam DeVine]

Blake, I was thoroughly impressed by you on Jeopardy. I really.

[Derek Waters]

And didn't we say that?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but.

[Adam DeVine]

And we've. We've given you props and then you just dunk on us when we're at our lowest. And it's really. It shows.

[Derek Waters]

Who are you, Brian Dunkleman? Come on.

[Adam DeVine]

Shows the character of a man to kick someone when they're down.

[Derek Waters]

Thank you, Adam.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoa.

[Derek Waters]

Adam's never done that to you.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I've never done.

[Blake Anderson]

That's true. Well, okay. Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

When he's down, I know my. My boy up. My boy's up.

[Blake Anderson]

He's.

[Adam DeVine]

He has abs all year long. He's up.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you. Thank you. And you're right. And I shouldn't stoop to anybody's level. Like, I want to uplift you guys. That's really cool that you guys, you know, made money for your charity, but.

[Derek Waters]

And that's what it's all about.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's not easy when the lights are on, right? It's not easy.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I thought it was pretty easy. I'm just not good at answering those questions. I'm not a smart man.

[Derek Waters]

It was those specific questions. The worst was, like looking at Jimmy Kimmel's eyes and him. And being. Watching him go, oh, this is funny. They're doing a bit and then seeing the eyes go. I don't think it's a bit. It's not a bit.

[Adam DeVine]

They don't. Yeah, it's not a bit.

[Blake Anderson]

The one clip I saw was where he was asked, you guys, like, these months with this. Let. These eight months with this letter are the months you can eat oysters.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah, it was an oyster thing.

[Blake Anderson]

And I was trying to do the math with you guys because it was like J, R, Y and something else, but you guys got that one right. That was sick.

[Derek Waters]

That's like a process of just sitting there long enough on a international television episode going, okay, so January, right? Yeah. And, like, got it, got it, got.

[Adam DeVine]

It, got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Derek Waters]

Like, we were showing the work.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Adam DeVine]

November has one. Okay.

[Derek Waters]

Neither of us could just kind of go.

[Blake Anderson]

It was fascinating watching your mind's work live and in real time. It was cool.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it was. And it was really fun. I had. I had a great time doing it. Met Matt Damon backstage. That was.

[Blake Anderson]

That's.

[Derek Waters]

That's.

[Blake Anderson]

That's worth more than $64,000 with a beard.

[Adam DeVine]

He came right up to us. He said we were very funny. Very stupid, but very funny.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah. Really dumb. Guys, I got a Chuck. He came to us like we were being silly, and I was like, I.

[Adam DeVine]

I really loved it. I. I would say Ders hated it. I really enjoyed it. I thought it was super fun. It's my favorite game show. I really like it. It's very fun.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, it's. It's one of the. It's. It's an all timer.

[Derek Waters]

It's your favorite game show.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, that. In Press yous Luck. Back in the day. No whammies, no whammies, no whammies.

[Blake Anderson]

Another great. I used to watch that show a lot too. No, Whammies was sick.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. I think Elizabeth Banks is redoing it. I haven't. I haven't watched the new version.

[Derek Waters]

Sure.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. So I loved it, dude. And my assistant and I. She was like, you got to practice. And I'm like, well, you can't. You know, the questions are going to be brand new. And she's like, yeah, but let's practice.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And she was giving me the one who's in.

[Derek Waters]

Who's in charge? You're her assistant.

[Adam DeVine]

The one million dollar questions. I was nailing those.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I got like 6 out of 10 or 7 out of 10. And I'm like, oh, I'm crushing. By the way. Obviously, we didn't get anywhere close to the million, because I think once you get to the million.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

They want you.

[Derek Waters]

It's better press for them if someone won the million dollars.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, really?

[Adam DeVine]

They want you to get the million? So it's. I think so. I think it's. They get it. It's really, really hard.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I think.

[Adam DeVine]

And then the million dollar question is a little bit easier.

[Blake Anderson]

You're a stupid, dumb ass.

[Derek Waters]

It's really, really hard. And then it suddenly is soft.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Derek Waters]

For almost no reason.

[Adam DeVine]

For almost no reason at all. And then you got to hang a weight off.

[Blake Anderson]

You got to hang right. You got. Once you take the weight off, it kind of put it back on.

[Derek Waters]

That makes sense. They're like, we don't want you to win 750, but if you just won 750, you're getting the million, so we can it.

[Adam DeVine]

Let's go get some press.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Adam DeVine]

So, Ders, did you not like it because you don't like everyone to actually know that you're a little dumb? It's science. Is that why you didn't like it or what?

[Derek Waters]

No. This is the history.

[Blake Anderson]

We probably shouldn't have done 300 episodes of this podcast if that's the case.

[Derek Waters]

This is the history of my life, by the way, is that people think I'm smart for some reason, and then they find out I'm dumb. So this is not new to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Derek Waters]

This is old hat.

[Blake Anderson]

This is true to me.

[Derek Waters]

This ain't new to me. This is true to me. Whose is that? Whose lyric is that?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. I have to look.

[Derek Waters]

No, I. I guess I just am like, why? Why. Why am I here? Why did I do this? And the answer is charity.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, of course. And you're like, your Friend. It's fun. But other.

[Derek Waters]

Other than that, I'm like, I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I wish you guys would have lost on the first question. It's so good.

[Derek Waters]

And here's what I'll say. It was. It was a good time, but, like, I'm being like, whatever.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, good rating contrarian of classic Durst.

[Blake Anderson]

Not even contrarian.

[Derek Waters]

I'm just being like. Like, if I had to check a box. Fun or not fun, I think I would check fun. But, like, it's like, you know, you're.

[Blake Anderson]

Trying to be funny Also, of course, entertainers and.

[Derek Waters]

And banter, but bantering and doing the months or, like, knowing the answer, like, figuring out the answer. Like. Like, it's just a lot of, like, plates.

[Adam DeVine]

It was a little bit of a dance. Yeah. Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

I think I'd like to do it. And this is not an offense to Adam or anybody. I'd rather do it by myself.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, here we go. So that I'm not worried about, like, wow, Adam. So the reason he didn't have a good time was because he had to hang out with you.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, that's right.

[Blake Anderson]

And there's the curtain.

[Derek Waters]

And I will say the craziest part was how, like, every time you'd get the answer right, the lights would be like. And, like, the music would fucking blast, and you'd be like, yeah. People would clap. As soon as we lost. As soon as we lost, it just goes, nope, there's no lights. Nobody claps. And then it's just Jimmy going.

[Adam DeVine]

It goes, like, dark. And you're like.

[Derek Waters]

Jimmy's just like, sorry, man. Just trying to tell a story. Blake, do you know, like, when and where to do that?

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry. Go ahead. I'm having fun.

[Derek Waters]

It's just unreal. I'm like, wait for your spots. Wait for your spots.

[Blake Anderson]

Fun over here, man.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm still in love with the board after all these years.

[Derek Waters]

The way Jimmy just goes, no, I'm sorry. That's not it.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

And there's no other sounds, and you kind of go, cricket.

[Adam DeVine]

There's no. There was no. I thought, like, there was, like, a right. And then went.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam DeVine]

Okay, wait.

[Derek Waters]

What other things?

[Adam DeVine]

Just confidence.

[Blake Anderson]

Just confidence.

[Derek Waters]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

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[Adam DeVine]

But I, I don't know. I remember when we lost being pretty devastated. Yeah, it's like pretty sad.

[Derek Waters]

I was so disappointed in myself because I was having.

[Adam DeVine]

We were having a great time and I feel like we were just starting to get on a little bit of a roll.

[Blake Anderson]

That's when you get. That's when you get a little too cocky.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And then Durst was very confident in the last. The last question and I didn't know it, so I was just like, it.

[Blake Anderson]

Was about Star wars too. And Durs. I didn't seen Star wars, but I.

[Derek Waters]

Had just seen a thing on Instagram like the day before or the week before that was talking about it.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The question you guys were asked was like this actor was asked to be. Yeah. Passed on being Han Solo. And your guys's answers were like, was it Robert Redford?

[Derek Waters]

It was Redford.

[Adam DeVine]

Pacino, Keanu Reeves and. And that was like obviously not. And then, and then one other, One other guy. Dustin Hawkins, Warren Beatty.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Oh, that have been a sick movie.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah. He would just be chewy. Go ahead.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, go ahead. Just him and you guys locked in like Robert Redford. Right. Or something like that.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes, I know exactly this one. And then he even made a joke like your writers must have the same algorithm as I do because I just saw this online. It's Robert Redford and I don't know anything about Star Wars. I mean, neither does.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, so he's getting really braggadocious about it.

[Adam DeVine]

But also, by the way, I, you know, I would have done the exact same thing.

[Blake Anderson]

That sounds right. That sounds right.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

And by the way, if we had done a phone, we had phone. A friend Left. And we had.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's the. Yes. Here's the. Behind the curtain to everybody. Guess who's. Guess who's waiting in his house, sitting by the phone, biting his nails, nervous. For my boys. None other than the phone. A friend. Blake. The Celebrity Jeopardy. 26 Answers Correct.

[Derek Waters]

I know.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm just waiting for the call, baby. And I wanted to pull up for you guys so bad. I just wanted to talk to you on the phone because I missed.

[Derek Waters]

What would you have said? What would you have said? What would your guess have been? Because it would have been a guess because you don't know. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't know that. And I would have. I would have leaned towards Robert Redford, but yeah. I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

And then. And then we would have just picked that because Al Pacino.

[Blake Anderson]

And then you guys would have came down really hard on me. Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

Then. Then this episode.

[Blake Anderson]

Blaming you. God blessed me, man. He really blessed me on that one. Thank you.

[Adam DeVine]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, Jesus.

[Adam DeVine]

But then to. To answer the question of who it was. It was Al Pacino was offered the role.

[Blake Anderson]

Han Solo in Star wars, which is crazy.

[Adam DeVine]

Which is an insane.

[Blake Anderson]

Talk about knocking the entire.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Franchise off its axis. What the. Would have. That have been?

[Derek Waters]

And. And why do you. Why? Why do. Why? I know why. I don't think I would have liked it. Why wouldn't you have liked it?

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, Al Pacino, he's just. In my mind, he's just like, full on, just a mobster. I don't know. I just. I don't see that he brings Harrison for.

[Derek Waters]

Had he already done Godfather at that point.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah. The Godfather had been out. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

Okay. Chewbacca. I know it was you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

To me, he's like a small. He's like a small, like, firecracker of a guy.

[Derek Waters]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I see Han Solo as like more of a tall, like, classic, but he's.

[Blake Anderson]

Kind of a stoner to me.

[Derek Waters]

But that's because that's who he was.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, exactly.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Derek Waters]

So the interesting thing is it could have been like a little guy who. You're like, oh, this is just like a turd who drives this shitty.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what? I don't think. I don't think Al Pacino is lovable. I. I don't think he's a lovable person. Harrison Ford is, like, very lovable to me.

[Derek Waters]

What's the most sens.

[Blake Anderson]

A diss. I'm absolutely.

[Derek Waters]

I feel like he's just in my. In my mind and this is going to sound awful. He just comes across as so kind of, like, regional. He seems, like very New York to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

Whereas, like, Harrison Ford's just kind of, like, American guy.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a great call. It starts to feel like Star wars is set in, like, Jersey, and you're like, whoa, what the fuck? I thought we were in space.

[Derek Waters]

And by the way, we don't know what space is. Like, it might be Jersey boys.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm flying here.

[Derek Waters]

I'm flying here, bud.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I'm flying in.

[Derek Waters]

You never know.

[Blake Anderson]

What the. This lightsaber. You're waving this lightsaber in my face. That's not a Alpacino impression. But if you. If you cast him, why not cast De Niro? All of a sudden it's just, you know, it's Godfather 5.

[Derek Waters]

May the Force be with me. May the force be with you.

[Blake Anderson]

With you. Why. Why don't I smack you around a little bit, Chewbacca? Oh, why don't you get a haircut?

[Adam DeVine]

I think we had a great time on. On who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I mean, what. I mean, Der's had less of a great time than I did, but I thought it was very fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's a fun time, Adam.

[Derek Waters]

We get it. We get it. You like game shows.

[Adam DeVine]

It was fun.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, it was cool.

[Adam DeVine]

And then afterwards, the very funny part is the producer comes up to us. He's the producer of. Of who Wants to Be a Millionaire? And also celebrity Jeopardy and regular Jeopardy. And who when win Ben Stein's money. He said he started with that show.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, great show. Legendary show. And he was like, Jimmy Kimmel.

[Adam DeVine]

That's right. I'm so used to working with really, really smart, intelligent people that I've had this great idea for a show, and I was looking for the right host where we get two idiots, and we put them. They're the hosts. And then it's like a panel show.

[Blake Anderson]

You're like.

[Adam DeVine]

And they're surrounded by really, really smart people.

[Blake Anderson]

People.

[Adam DeVine]

And these idiots have answered the questions beforehand. And then the smart people have to guess with a line of. Of answers what the idiots guess. The right answer to this hard question would be right.

[Blake Anderson]

That's pretty good. And you're like, and where do. Where do I fit out?

[Adam DeVine]

I'm like, I don't understand.

[Derek Waters]

No, no. We go, hey, we hope you find those guys. Good luck. And we just went to our trailers.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they're right up the road.

[Adam DeVine]

And he's like, I'm gonna keep you right here, bud. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I know who you are dumb and dumber over here. I'm telling you.

[Derek Waters]

Don't worry. Blake, he was like. And your buddy Blake can be in it too.

[Adam DeVine]

Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

He did. Well, the thing about celebrity Jeopardy. Is it's three people. Teams or not Celebrity Jeopardy. There's a pop culture Jeopardy.

[Derek Waters]

Let him cook.

[Blake Anderson]

It's.

[Adam DeVine]

It's.

[Blake Anderson]

It's teams of three. So that'd be pretty cool if we got on that.

[Derek Waters]

On each little podium thing. Okay. And it's calling a lot of people. And who hosts that?

[Blake Anderson]

Jost.

[Derek Waters]

Jost. No.

[Blake Anderson]

So that could be pretty cool. I think that could be pretty cool for us as a trifecta. Let's see. Let's see where our brains take us.

[Adam DeVine]

I think the three of us combined. That's why we work.

[Blake Anderson]

It's 11 inches, baby. Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

11 inches on the stage combined.

[Derek Waters]

God.

[Blake Anderson]

Time.

[Derek Waters]

I. I hope not.

[Adam DeVine]

So we do have a big announcement here. We do have a big announcement here.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay, wait, hold on. Wait, wait, hold on.

[Adam DeVine]

Not only are we doing the cruise, which I've been banging the drum for it, and they, they say those cabins are filling up. February 22nd through the 26th. We are leaving Tampa to Cozumel, Mexico. Get your tickets at this cruise is important dot com. Once again, this cruise is important dot com.

[Blake Anderson]

I had a little knowledge dropped on me about the cruise from Isaac. He actually mentioned that it's 60% girls and 40% guys right now. So for everybody thinking it's going to be a real C fest.

[Derek Waters]

How do you know? How do we even know that?

[Blake Anderson]

See the letter C?

[Derek Waters]

How do they know that that stat.

[Blake Anderson]

They've got all the numbers. They got all the numbers. They're running Isaac's personal checking on that. So we.

[Derek Waters]

We need to say. I've gotten a lot of messages from women being like, I hope this isn't. I just bought a ticket. I hope it's not a sausage fest. And I'm.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not guys right now. It's not. And. And personally, I'm offended. I. Bring on the dudes. Dudes, get on this boat. Bring on the dudes, get on this boat.

[Adam DeVine]

It is weird. You know, I. You could see on your Instagram, like, who follows you? Yeah, I'm like 65 women.

[Commercial Announcer 3]

I'm pissed now.

[Adam DeVine]

What the is that about?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Derek Waters]

We know chicks.

[Adam DeVine]

We. I guess we. I guess we ended up knowing chicks.

[Derek Waters]

We might not be man heroes. I don'. What do you think we need to do to get men to think we're cool guys?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't Know, I think we need to. We need to lift more cat's pajamas.

[Adam DeVine]

I think. I think my thing on the cruise and this. You know, this could change depending on where my liver's at. But I think if you hand me a full beer, I have to chug that full beer.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep. There we go.

[Adam DeVine]

I think that's a thing, but only.

[Derek Waters]

If it comes from a guy.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, I feel. No, I mean man or woman, But I feel like they.

[Blake Anderson]

They.

[Adam DeVine]

Them chugging beers tends to be more of a, say, a man thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's. That's.

[Adam DeVine]

That's not controversial. Yeah, I think that's fair.

[Derek Waters]

You've all seen the video, though, of that one girl who.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Derek Waters]

Slams it open and then slams it, and she's, like, standing on a table.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. She's, like, in the middle of, like, a frat party, and a beer comes.

[Derek Waters]

Out of nowhere, and one guy's just like, oh, my God, like, it's his dream girl.

[Blake Anderson]

He just found his wife.

[Derek Waters]

Unreal.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That is in which.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, you got to keep that. I mean, you have to. You gotta lock her down.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's your girl for life, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Almost. Almost too radical. You're going to lose her.

[Derek Waters]

Run a white bride, huh?

[Adam DeVine]

Jeff Bezos is going to see that clip and. And say he needs another. Run it back. Your boobs are huge.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Derek Waters]

She's too good.

[Adam DeVine]

Some billionaire is going to swoop in.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Bezos is going to collect you up. Well, what's the second part of the announcement? I'm sorry. I had to. I had to let my dudes know that I need more dudes on the cruise.

[Adam DeVine]

Not only are we doing a cruise, but we're also.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, people were saying, hey, you know, I can't make the cruise.

[Blake Anderson]

I can't.

[Adam DeVine]

Can't do something stateside where we're not going in international waters. Yeah, let's. Let's do something here at home. So we've decided we are going to do a show at the Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas, Nevada.

[Derek Waters]

I don't know how anyone else is.

[Blake Anderson]

Pronouncing it, but Cosmopolitan. Have you heard of it? November 20th. Yes.

[Derek Waters]

Cruise on over to the Cosmo.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, and don't bury the lead here. This is F1.

[Adam DeVine]

F1 weekend.

[Blake Anderson]

Weekend, baby.

[Derek Waters]

You're gonna be there.

[Blake Anderson]

Anyway, I went.

[Adam DeVine]

I went last year. It's. It's a banger of a time.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, it's gonna be a blast.

[Adam DeVine]

Very fun.

[Blake Anderson]

So TII in Las Vegas, F1 weekend. It's gonna be a Spicy meatball.

[Adam DeVine]

It's gonna be a me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

But just to preface, there won't be.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, I don't want. There could be.

[Derek Waters]

Oh, well, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it is a possibility to Vegas.

[Adam DeVine]

I think you can get whatever you want.

[Derek Waters]

Okay. We just need to talk to our dealer.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

So the announcement August 18th. So this is going to come after. Afterwards. So we are good to go. The artist pre sale. So you can get the. Using password important. You can get the pre sale tickets on August 19th at 10am so you're going to want to buy your tickets. Tickets then. And then it'll go on. On sale to the gen pop Aug 22 at 10am so get your tickets. That's gonna be fun.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm looking very forward to that.

[Derek Waters]

Will you explain the artist pre sale to me, Adam?

[Adam DeVine]

So that's. That's our. Our close fans. People that are Die Hards. They can go use the important password and then get. Get tickets before they go on sale to everybody and everyone else.

[Blake Anderson]

And then they.

[Adam DeVine]

You also can get the good. And you can sit where you want to sit and you know, thank you, God.

[Blake Anderson]

And I think you get to. I think you get a kiss from Isaac.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. And then I just would like to.

[Blake Anderson]

Do a kiss from Isaac, so.

[Derek Waters]

Which is worth.

[Blake Anderson]

Worth.

[Derek Waters]

That's worth waiting. That's worth the trip in itself. And everyone bring your weighted vests. Walking around.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Adam DeVine]

Be a little wary.

[Blake Anderson]

Sheesh. Oh, my God. Hey. But we're going to be in Vegas together. When's the last time all three of us. The trifecta was hitting the strip?

[Adam DeVine]

It might be that from that photo that I took. I took 20. 20 years ago.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. That's damn near 20 years.

[Derek Waters]

And that's at the Burgerville. Margaritaville.

[Adam DeVine]

Margaritaville.

[Blake Anderson]

Murder. Murder in the building.

[Adam DeVine]

We're all having a hard time talking today.

[Derek Waters]

Murder killer.

[Blake Anderson]

We murdered that girl.

[Derek Waters]

No, it was in the Margaritaville.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, about 20 years ago.

[Derek Waters]

Oh, Blake was joking. We were. No, no, no, no. That's. That's. That's just. That's just a joke. That's just a joke.

[Blake Anderson]

We didn't murder anybody. We have yet to murder anyone together.

[Derek Waters]

That's true.

[Adam DeVine]

Not yet. Not yet. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

It was while we were filming the. The hidden camera show. I think that's the last time we were.

[Derek Waters]

No, I went with Adam. Adam had a birthday party there.

[Adam DeVine]

No, you had a birthday party there. No, your 30th birthday party. I was there celebrating Andre's home for Der's birthday. What?

[Blake Anderson]

Why would dur ever check chose choose to go to Vegas. You'd go to, like, there's no way.

[Adam DeVine]

No, you did and you did.

[Derek Waters]

Oh, was it. Was it double. It was double Dragons.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it was. You're right, Adam.

[Derek Waters]

It was double Dragon.

[Blake Anderson]

And this is why you guys lost who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Because you listen to Ders when you should listen to Adam.

[Adam DeVine]

That's correct.

[Derek Waters]

I have a homie who does not mind Vegas. And he was like, let's just go. And I was like, like, let's just go.

[Blake Anderson]

And you had a great time. All right. Vegas freaking rocks.

[Derek Waters]

Vegas is a good time.

[Adam DeVine]

One. One day to two day, tops. It's great.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we're G2G.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

We're going to. We're going to have a blast.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah.

[Derek Waters]

And I've never been. I don't think I've been. Have I been to the Cosmopolitan? That's the MTV suite, right?

[Blake Anderson]

I think so. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

You've been to the Cosmopolitan. It's. It's sick. It's a very nice hotel.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah. It's got a wonderful theater.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, absolutely.

[Derek Waters]

The acoustics. Every seat in the house is the best seat in the house.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Derek Waters]

It does.

[Adam DeVine]

Actually. I know standups perform there.

[Derek Waters]

That's what I'm saying.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like I saw, like, Too short there or something or Young Buck. I don't know. It was a blurry time, but it was very fun.

[Adam DeVine]

You're trying to act like you're cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I'm seriously. I was there at the Cosmo. I went from the pool.

[Derek Waters]

Too Short.

[Blake Anderson]

Young Buck, Pretty Old Yeller. Was it Old. Old Yeller was yellow. WOL was partying in there.

[Derek Waters]

Suddenly Susan, it was. I can't remember.

[Blake Anderson]

It was crazy. It was crazy, though. It was a really good time. 50 cents was there. It was. It was unreal.

[Derek Waters]

Do you like that 50 cent it. Because it is 50 cent, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Think it's 50 cent?

[Blake Anderson]

I refuse to say it that way. I refuse to say 50 cent.

[Derek Waters]

I don't think it's 50 cent. I think it's fit. I think he is. Spells it. Or the record label, however you want to say it. Spells it 50 cent. My crazy with.

[Adam DeVine]

With these. I think you're crazy.

[Derek Waters]

I don't think it's 50.

[Blake Anderson]

I've heard it said that way, but, like, I don't think grown men have to say it that way. I don't think you're required. It's not like when.

[Derek Waters]

Well, yeah, of course no one has to say it, but, like, if you want to pronounce somebody's Word their name right?

[Adam DeVine]

No, sir, I don't like it.

[Derek Waters]

Let's see. Fitty. So apparently it's just 5 0.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think he goes by Fitty. Yes. 50.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah, it's 5 0, but I'm looking it up here. And people say Fitty is a nickname for rapper Curtis James Jackson iii.

[Blake Anderson]

Of course I've heard Fitty, but I don't think we're required to call him Fitty in the way that Diddy said. I'm Diddy.

[Derek Waters]

Blake, I understand that there's no like death penalty if you don't pronounce it correctly, but what I'm saying is, is that how.

[Adam DeVine]

Are you going off on this right now? Why is this derailing the podcast here?

[Blake Anderson]

Come on, man.

[Derek Waters]

We were marching derail. I'm re railing it.

[Blake Anderson]

You want while we're in Vegas, we should blow rails, bro. Let's coax up the whole time.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Derek Waters]

Maybe.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, maybe not.

[Derek Waters]

You know, it'd be super funny if you did it.

[Adam DeVine]

That'd be funny if you were.

[Derek Waters]

That'd be fun. We're just doing TII live and I'm.

[Blake Anderson]

Just hitting the board like a maniac. Just.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Derek Waters]

What else is new?

[Adam DeVine]

Well, you know how Blake gets that like nervous energy before a show and he comes out and have to poop the first 15min minutes?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

He's an absolute rocket ship.

[Blake Anderson]

And then psychotic.

[Adam DeVine]

He bottoms out and falls asleep.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait a minute. Check the tapes. Yeah, check the tapes, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Do you fall asleep?

[Blake Anderson]

That's Chicago. And that's the Malort talking, brother. Other than that, I held it together. Come on.

[Derek Waters]

The Malort was cracking.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a bad. That was. That was a. That was a. A really, really crazy learning curve for me.

[Derek Waters]

Blake took a nappy.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a learning curve.

[Adam DeVine]

I think why that stuck with me is that Chicago shows, because that was only like the second show of the tour.

[Blake Anderson]

It was number two. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

So we still were finding our footing of how to do these live shows.

[Blake Anderson]

And show one was rad.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Medford was sick.

[Adam DeVine]

Method.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Outside of Beantown.

[Blake Anderson]

But then. But that was kind of in a sort of Florida. No shade, but kind of a shittier theater. And then the Chicago.

[Derek Waters]

You know that's shade, right? That's. That's shade. That is shade.

[Blake Anderson]

But I know when we were there and I'm like, oh, this is cool. This is cool. But then the Chicago theater is gorgeous. It's like Regal.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah, but that's the Chicago theater.

[Adam DeVine]

Big classic.

[Blake Anderson]

And I was like, oh, God damn it's.

[Derek Waters]

Like a Regal Theater. It's like.

[Blake Anderson]

It's basically like going to Regal Theater. You get your galactus head, popcorn bucket. It's off the chain, baby.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. And Chicago theater. It's. It's stunning. I did. I did. Someone sent me, like, a review of our show, and they're like, hey, I don't know if I should go.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, boy.

[Adam DeVine]

Because the review was someone. An older couple who walked past the Chicago theater and were like, well, let's go see a show tonight. And they just bought tickets to our show, went inside, and then saw whatever the. We did. Saw Blake fall asleep on Stage. Stage for 17 minutes. Did not talk. I did not say a word.

[Blake Anderson]

I was looking at the Internet.

[Derek Waters]

I read the review, and the review actually said the couple loved it. But then they were offended when Kyle tried to break down. I love how Kyle's like, I'm not doing the pot. Okay, I'll come on the tour, But I'm not okay, actually, I'm gonna break dance. And it's like, hey, man, bring that energy just to the regular pod. Or even a third of it or a tenth of.

[Blake Anderson]

Was a funny tour, man. It was that. But Chicago was especially funny.

[Derek Waters]

That was a funny tour. That was a fun.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a really funny tour. One day we'll be able to look back and just giggle about it. Like, I am.

[Derek Waters]

What was your best and what was your worst? Do you guys remember?

[Blake Anderson]

I can't even. I. I can't at this point. I. I have to sit down with it and really, really remember.

[Derek Waters]

Remember?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I remember. Off the top of my head, I remember. I remember chore Columbus being kind of cool.

[Derek Waters]

Sure. Yeah. That's good.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember chore Columbus being kind of.

[Derek Waters]

Cool because we were talking. We just came from the Cleveland steamer, and we were like, what was Columbus called?

[Blake Anderson]

It's just the fact that we were sitting in front of, like, thousands of people saying, no, I'm.

[Derek Waters]

I don't know. I'm telling you, I know. But the reason is because we were just like. We were at Cleveland. The Cleveland ste.

[Adam DeVine]

For those. Hey, hey. Give them the sound. For people that aren't familiar with what chor Chor is, give them the sound of a. Of a good oldfashioned ch.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you got it. Give me a second. Actually.

[Derek Waters]

That's a gat gak 10,000.

[Blake Anderson]

That's. There were so many fun dates.

[Adam DeVine]

I had a great time on tour, and I'm very, very excited to get back out.

[Blake Anderson]

Vegas is going to be a blast, dude. It's going to be a freaking blast. I. I hope TII nation pulls up.

[Adam DeVine]

It's going to l up for the cruise, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

We're gonna get a little dry, and.

[Derek Waters]

I'm gonna be standing like this for the rest of the pod.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, you're gonna. You're gonna have a weighted vest. We should wear weighted vests in Las Vegas.

[Derek Waters]

We should. We should, we should. You guys wouldn't believe how.

[Blake Anderson]

Very weighted. Very weighted.

[Adam DeVine]

And F1 weekend is absolute mayhem.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You did it last year, right? And you had a. You had a good old time.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I. I mean, I went.

[Derek Waters]

And what. What makes it mayhem?

[Adam DeVine]

Well, it's just chaos. There's just like.

[Derek Waters]

It's just busy.

[Adam DeVine]

Hundreds of. Yeah. And there's like hundreds of thousands of people that come in for the F1 race. And then there's just celebrities everywhere. There's. You know, it's. It's kind of crazy.

[Derek Waters]

What do you guys think of this?

[Blake Anderson]

Go ahead.

[Derek Waters]

Well, I was say, what do you think of this pitch we start? F2.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, it's more. Smaller. Smaller cars?

[Derek Waters]

No, no, no, no. A little bit bigger, actually. Just a little. Just a little bit.

[Adam DeVine]

Just a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah. That's what we say.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, how much? 4 inches.

[Derek Waters]

Like, what are we talking about? The F2 is just a little bigger.

[Adam DeVine]

I will say it's not the most fun thing. I mean, it's fun being there and, like, drinking and seeing the cars, like. Yeah, because it goes past and you're like. You couldn't. You don't even really see the car go so fucking fast. But it's not as much fun because you don't. You don't know who's winning. You don't see.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah, it's like going to a Cubs game. You're just drinking and, you know baseball's happening, but you're not really paying attention.

[Blake Anderson]

You should be following along a little bit.

[Derek Waters]

Go to a Cubs game. I feel like baseball, it's just background noise. You're. It's a. It's a open air bar where people are saying, foul ball. Heads up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, baseball, you can really just kind of check in every now and now and then.

[Derek Waters]

I'm just specifically saying Wrigley. Wrigley.

[Blake Anderson]

I would love to go to a Cubs game as well. That would be a blast.

[Derek Waters]

Good time. We should go. We should do the throw. Throw the pitch out or something.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[Blake Anderson]

I'd hope they'd let me.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, they wouldn't let. Let you.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. I have no affiliation to the city I feel or the team I feel. I would feel pretty bad about that.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, we did it for the Diamondbacks and we have no affiliation there either.

[Derek Waters]

So yeah, they've asked me a bunch of times.

[Blake Anderson]

That was spring training though. That that's a little different. And game over man. Was was hot the brass and that was spring training and that was dope. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, well you're not about it. I'll go with you.

[Blake Anderson]

Durs the Millionaire guys.

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[Derek Waters]

Details.

[Adam DeVine]

I remember my. For my first communion when I was like 8 years old, or however old you are, I went to Chicago with my aunt. She got us tickets for the Cubs versus the Montreal Expos. Oh, and we traveled.

[Blake Anderson]

Expose them titties.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. It's with my aunt. And we traveled all, all the way there and it was her and her friend in the back and I was in the back of the h. Of a Honda crv.

[Derek Waters]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

Or CRX or what, sir?

[Derek Waters]

Is it the like, small suv?

[Adam DeVine]

The little hatchback.

[Derek Waters]

The hatchback. That's a crv. Cr. Titties. Cr.

[Blake Anderson]

Titties.

[Adam DeVine]

And I'm with you, Blake.

[Derek Waters]

Points.

[Adam DeVine]

I had the worst, worst sunburn ever because I in the back for six hours.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you were cooking like a hot dog.

[Derek Waters]

Just cooked.

[Adam DeVine]

I look like a rotisserie chicken.

[Derek Waters]

You look like the girl in the beginning of Big Trouble in Little China. Just in the back of the trunk.

[Blake Anderson]

You look like a hamburger. Big bite at 7:11. Damn. Cooking.

[Adam DeVine]

And then we go and they're, they're selling all kinds of merch, like outside, like probably bootleg.

[Derek Waters]

The best, the Bart Simpson ones.

[Adam DeVine]

And my parents got me some money to, to, you know, buy some stuff. And I'm like, man, I gotta cop me something cool.

[Derek Waters]

Hey, we got you some money. We can't tell you how we got it, but we got you some money.

[Adam DeVine]

So they got it for me.

[Derek Waters]

And have fun. Fun. You're not leaving town because we're in trouble. You're going to a Cubs game for fun with your aunt with huge milk missiles.

[Adam DeVine]

And my dad's like, yeah, just get yourself A cool hat or something. And then I got just a bright pink, neon pink cubs hat. Oh, boy. I thought was sick. And he was very. He was very disappointed in me.

[Derek Waters]

That's where it all started. That's why he's asking about that guy. What was that about Mr. Pink Hat?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I bet he wears the pink cubs hat, doesn't he? Jesus Christ.

[Blake Anderson]

Why'd you get that?

[Derek Waters]

I bet he's got some pink socks.

[Blake Anderson]

If you know, saying, why you have to get that one.

[Adam DeVine]

Wow. Nice head.

[Derek Waters]

Was it like neon pink?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, neon pink in the 90s. That's the era that goes.

[Adam DeVine]

It was very tight.

[Blake Anderson]

That goes.

[Derek Waters]

Did you say, hey, dad, that's the arrow.

[Adam DeVine]

I was like, you don't even have. I don't give a. I'm 8 years old and I understand eras, okay? And this is the era that we're in.

[Derek Waters]

You were just matching your sunburn. It's not a big deal.

[Blake Anderson]

Same color.

[Adam DeVine]

And I don't even remember the game.

[Blake Anderson]

A little bit at all.

[Derek Waters]

This is what I just said.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

So open air bar. You were drunk.

[Adam DeVine]

I was drunk. It's our first time being drunk.

[Blake Anderson]

You and your aunt were up.

[Adam DeVine]

I got. I got some alort. I remember seeing Lake Michigan and thinking that we kept. We drove too far and we hit the ocean.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah, I was, damn, it'll do that.

[Adam DeVine]

I was like. I woke up and I was like, what the. What just happened?

[Blake Anderson]

You kept California holy.

[Derek Waters]

It's a fabulous body of water, I tell you.

[Adam DeVine]

The other way would have been the Atlantic. Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my bad. I didn't realize which way you were traveling.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, from Iowa, where I'm from, of course.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, me too. So I'm very familiar with what surrounds Iowa. That's my spell.

[Derek Waters]

Spell Iowa.

[Blake Anderson]

That's easy to remember because when I went to Nebraska.

[Derek Waters]

I'm sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

It's easy to remember for, like walking around. Idiots out walking around. And I was offended by that. And I was offended by that. And I had never heard that before. And I didn't like the way people in Nebraska were saying that about them.

[Derek Waters]

It's easy to remember because of this thing.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it's easy to remember not because.

[Blake Anderson]

You just know how to spell some four letter words. Iron, I, R, o, n. But that. It doesn't sound like that.

[Derek Waters]

Adam. What else about F1? What else about F1?

[Blake Anderson]

Smart points. I remember.

[Derek Waters]

I can't wait. I can't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

F2.

[Derek Waters]

Especially after seeing the movie F1.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I haven't seen that yet.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it'll be fun. It'll Be fun to have a full. And also, like, my body's feeling a little better. Like, I feel like I'm a little more lubed up. Last year. Yeah, last year it was a big test for me to go, and I. I was hurting a little bit, but I powered through and I. I did have a good time, but afterwards I went to an after party.

[Derek Waters]

Right.

[Adam DeVine]

CeeLo Green was performing.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, wait a minute. Are we talking Gnarls Barkley?

[Adam DeVine]

Aza Gonzalez dropped him espresso martini on the. On the ground.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember you telling us about that. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, some cool. Some cool was going down.

[Blake Anderson]

I can't wait. I can't wait to.

[Derek Waters]

And you were just like, I can't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

This is the way.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like.

[Adam DeVine]

And my. My back is killing me. And I wasn't drinking either.

[Blake Anderson]

That was the factor. That's extra good.

[Derek Waters]

Wait, Adam, did you see the movie F1?

[Adam DeVine]

I haven't yet, no. I was so bummed.

[Blake Anderson]

There's a lot of movies in the theaters I'm trying to see.

[Derek Waters]

There's nothing like the. When you go see F1, the movie's fine, but you're like, oh, so. So F1 is really a lot about just. Just tires.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Derek Waters]

It's just. It's just a lot of like, hey, man, you should come in because your tires are a little thin or like you've got. You've got at least two more laps because of those tires.

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, it's most. It's mostly tires.

[Blake Anderson]

It's the thing that's touching the ground.

[Derek Waters]

It's so much tires.

[Adam DeVine]

Tire based drama. That's what that was, what the movie was about.

[Blake Anderson]

I couldn't believe I've actually heard that. The show Tires is a spin off of F1, so you have to watch them both. It's same universe.

[Adam DeVine]

And who did you hear that from?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I just seen it on my algorithm.

[Derek Waters]

Shane himself. He goes, well, we just saw the movie. We thought it.

[Blake Anderson]

Shane told me, you know a movie you guys have to watch that I watched last night, you have to tune it.

[Derek Waters]

Don't tell me what to do. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Have you been hearing any of the press on War of the Worlds?

[Derek Waters]

I heard it's good.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah, I've heard it's. It's right up Dursa's alley.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta watch.

[Derek Waters]

Oh, my brother told me it was good.

[Blake Anderson]

Really?

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you gotta check it out.

[Adam DeVine]

Are you.

[Derek Waters]

Are you.

[Adam DeVine]

Are you kidding me? Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Which brother?

[Derek Waters]

My oie, cuz.

[Adam DeVine]

War of the Worlds starring Ice Cube.

[Derek Waters]

That's right. That's my brother's name, okay?

[Adam DeVine]

One of the only movies in the history of moviedom that got zero on rotten tomatoes. Like, 100%. 100% of critics hated it. Which, by the way, a lot of critics are idiots.

[Blake Anderson]

And we're aware. We're aware.

[Derek Waters]

Wait.

[Blake Anderson]

War of the World, the new one with Ice Cube.

[Derek Waters]

Oh, this is not what he's talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

Amazon. No. Yeah. What are you talking about? Unless Ollie's taking.

[Derek Waters]

I think there's. I think there's a TV show called.

[Adam DeVine]

War of the Worlds.

[Blake Anderson]

No, this is a new movie on Amazon prime with Ice Cube, and it is a trip, dude. I just say you gotta watch it.

[Derek Waters]

I know that writer. I know that.

[Blake Anderson]

It's very interesting.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, and it's a trip, meaning it's that bad or is it. Is it better than. Should we give them a little.

[Derek Waters]

No, Blake, these words you're using aren't helpful.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's not good. But it's like. It's fucking weird because the whole movie is.

[Derek Waters]

I didn't know they did it like that.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't know they did it.

[Adam DeVine]

I didn't know movies did it like that.

[Blake Anderson]

The whole movie is Ice Cube acting into, like, what would be, like, a computer monitor, camera, like we're doing now. So he was given an impossible task, but also, he didn't do it very well.

[Derek Waters]

But I saw a cool. I saw a cool movie that did that with. Fuck, whatever that young black actress's name is. And she was just, like, looking at the monitor the whole movie.

[Adam DeVine]

Kiki Palmer.

[Derek Waters]

No, no, no, younger, younger, younger. She's in Storm Reed. Storm Reed. Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, well, good. Hey. Yes, points. Yes, points.

[Adam DeVine]

She was in Adam Devine's house party.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, so she pulled it. Because I was about to say, I would like to see this movie redone, like, every year with a new actor and see if there was somebody who could, like, Hamlet. Yeah, it's. It's. It. To me, it's Modern Hamlet. Like, if anybody could make that movie, like, enthralling and, like, really capture.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, it is hard to do. It's hard to act opposite a. Nothing.

[Blake Anderson]

Nothing. Yes.

[Derek Waters]

This is what. Hang on, I'm sorry. Let me reiterate here. My brother goes. Have you watched War. The show?

[Adam DeVine]

War of the Worlds?

[Derek Waters]

Not the terrible new movie, but the series from 2019. It's really good and scary.

[Commercial Announcer 3]

I'm pissed now.

[Derek Waters]

It's got Gabriel Byrne from.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, well, shout out that show. I'm sure it's great. The movie is worth a watch because it's just like even from like a perspective of like getting movies made and like it. You just gotta watch it. It's very like, it's all.

[Derek Waters]

What do you mean perspective of getting a movie made? The easiest way to get a movie made is to be like, Christ, Blake, it's just a computer screen.

[Adam DeVine]

So Blake, you have to, when you are explaining something or you have to have a table take. You can't just go, yo, you, this is thing man.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't want to. I don't want.

[Adam DeVine]

You got to check it out because that's what's up. And you're like, well, what is up? I don't understand.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't want to. But I don't, I don't want to. Like, I don't want to give you your opinion. I want you to form it. I want you guys to watch it. I don't like, if we all had seen it, I would come with takes. But I want you guys.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm not going to watch a spend my time. I have, you know, I have a young baby, I've got family in town.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't want to spend my time watching a really bad movie.

[Derek Waters]

Know this? Somebody help me. Yeah, I'm not big on that either.

[Adam DeVine]

You know what I mean? Like, I'm going to, I'm going to choose to try to watch a good.

[Blake Anderson]

No, but that's what I'm saying.

[Adam DeVine]

Isaac told me it's the worst movie that's ever been made. And he's like, I don't understand. No, I don't understand. Did Ice Cube forget how to act? Cuz it's that bad.

[Blake Anderson]

No, Isaac said that. Shots fired. Isaac.

[Adam DeVine]

Isaac said that?

[Blake Anderson]

No, it, no, I. I don't think.

[Adam DeVine]

He'S going to represent Ice Cube anytime soon.

[Blake Anderson]

So I think it's fascinating. No, I think it's fascinating. Like you have to watch it to really understand what I'm saying.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, so what is fascinating about it?

[Derek Waters]

That's what we're looking for?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, articulation, it's all done in like after effects and it's just like it's a dude talking to the screen. But then like a lot is going on around him. But it's all something that someone programmed. So it's just, it's just weird, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

Kind of bad. Kind of bad? Is that what you're saying?

[Derek Waters]

I'm going to try and find the Storm Reed movie. It's got to be better.

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, you could say something's bad if it's bad, Blake, it's not great.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not great, but I did.

[Adam DeVine]

I. I was inter.

[Derek Waters]

Blake Anderson.

[Blake Anderson]

I was fascinated. I was fascinated by the. By the film.

[Adam DeVine]

Blake, you're such a nice guy, and I love that about you.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Adam DeVine]

Besides, when you called me morbidly obese and said I'm disgusting that one time.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't do that. I didn't do that in Oklahoma City. I didn't do that.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. You remember exactly where we were.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't do that.

[Derek Waters]

I do think what Blake's talking about is that it does kind of like, is the word encapsulate modern times where it's like, everything goes down on the screen. Like, you can go through some serious drama on a text, where you get a text from somebody and go, holy shit, how do I text back? I text back. Or do you text someone else and then they go, don't worry about it, blah, blah, and then you text them like, whatever.

[Adam DeVine]

The thing is, Blake, is Jersey. Is Ders actual actually explaining what you didn't have the words to explain?

[Blake Anderson]

No, Ders is like, actually, now I'm feeling like the executive, and Ders is pitching the movie, and I'm like, dude, he's right. We should make this movie. And I could see, like, that's where they approach it. That's not what I took away from it.

[Derek Waters]

It's more. But okay, so even if I pitching the movie, you think I'm pitching the movie. But you watched the movie because someone else pitched. Sold it. Filmed it.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's how big it definitely sold it. They're like, everything, like, emotion, everything is through text. Like, we will be able convey everything.

[Adam DeVine]

And no shots fired against Ice Cube. Because I think.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's not his fault. It's a little bit.

[Adam DeVine]

Certain projects. Ice Cube is great.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. America's Most Wanted, Higher learning.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know if he would be the actor that I would pick.

[Blake Anderson]

It's an interesting choice.

[Adam DeVine]

Be the guy that acts opposite a computer screen that everything you. You tried to get Daniel Day Lewis or something.

[Derek Waters]

It's got to be the guy from Girls who was also, like, Darth Vader or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Derek Waters]

I want to see that guy's face.

[Adam DeVine]

Adam Driver.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Derek Waters]

He's got. He's got a lot of face. He could do stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's what I was saying. I would love to see this movie. I'd love to insert actors into it, because I don't know who could captivate me through this film, because it's a lot of Ice Cube, like, watching, like, people die on the computer. And going like, oh, oh, okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Hey, never mind.

[Blake Anderson]

Because you. But he. It happens.

[Derek Waters]

I'm gonna go watch it so many times.

[Blake Anderson]

You can only go like, oh, shit, oh, so many different ways.

[Derek Waters]

According to who?

[Blake Anderson]

Again, I don't.

[Derek Waters]

Blake, just stick to it. Just say me gotta watch it.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not willing to. To completely run it over because it's.

[Adam DeVine]

Run it over.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, you know, throw it under the bus.

[Adam DeVine]

Hey, Blake, it's fine, dude. You're a nice guy. But also this vanilla, this nothing that you're giving us. No, it doesn't make good podcasting.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you say that all the time. You say you have to take these strong.

[Adam DeVine]

Like, you do have to have a.

[Blake Anderson]

Take a point of view. I do have a take.

[Adam DeVine]

That's what comedy is. It's. It's having your point of view, your hard taste.

[Derek Waters]

You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen.

[Blake Anderson]

No, but comedy isn't just like, I am super anti or like I am super love it. Like, you can. You can deal in nuance, which is word.

[Derek Waters]

Is that what that.

[Blake Anderson]

Nuanced comedy?

[Adam DeVine]

Is that what this is just really pulling something. And we say, why? And you go, oh, my God. You just have to, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

You just have to.

[Adam DeVine]

I didn't know movies did it like this.

[Derek Waters]

Take comedy. Any take backs or nuance nation for.

[Blake Anderson]

For all my borders out there who really deal in nuanced comedy. Thanks for hanging with me, man. And I can't wait to see you in Vegas for a little nuanced comedy and on the cruise for some real nuanced comedy.

[Derek Waters]

So it's going to be so nuanced.

[Adam DeVine]

Vegas, November 20th 20th, 2025.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Cosmopolitan in Las Vegas.

[Derek Waters]

You guys.

[Blake Anderson]

Can't wait.

[Derek Waters]

I have. I have news.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Adam DeVine]

What's that?

[Derek Waters]

I'm getting behind the wheel of another Volvo.

[Blake Anderson]

At F1. At F1.

[Derek Waters]

Maybe. Maybe I'll talk to Volvo. I talked to the. I'll snuck it with the Swedes about it.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Derek Waters]

It's very exciting times. It's time to get back.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm happy for you.

[Derek Waters]

Back to basics. I feel like me again. And I just wanted to guys know.

[Adam DeVine]

So you're. You're. You. You decided you're against electric vehicles.

[Blake Anderson]

Finally.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank God. Welcome back to the gas guzzling society.

[Derek Waters]

Guess what? It's fully electric.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, that sucks.

[Blake Anderson]

He's the babe.

[Adam DeVine]

Just sucking the grid dry.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm into that. Let me know how you like it. I'll go vote. I'll go fully vote.

[Derek Waters]

I like how Adam almost thinks he knows how it works.

[Adam DeVine]

Sucking the grid Dry, I think.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, he didn't lock in the wrong answer on Millionaire, dude.

[Derek Waters]

Hey, have you ever heard this? Two things can be true at the same time, playboy.

[Blake Anderson]

M not on Millionaire.

[Derek Waters]

Hey, that's my takeback. My take back for the week.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, we're mining for those batteries. Come on. The grid.

[Derek Waters]

We're gonna. We're mining for the batteries, and then we're gonna use those batteries to build homes. They're gonna stack those batteries up in the future.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure, sure.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, that's tight, then. I didn't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure, I will.

[Derek Waters]

By the way, I don't know if you can see the sheen on my face.

[Blake Anderson]

You're sweating bad.

[Derek Waters]

Is 100% from rocking this.

[Blake Anderson]

You decided you're wearing a weighted vest.

[Adam DeVine]

You decided to sit here and wear a weighted vest.

[Derek Waters]

My spine is going like this.

[Blake Anderson]

That. You started the show.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, you. Your screen went black, and we're like, oh, do you. Did we lose Ders? And you're. You are laughing. You're like, no, no. Ah, no.

[Derek Waters]

I'll be right back.

[Adam DeVine]

And this is. Was the bigger.

[Derek Waters]

I know how it works. I. I've seen Blake put on sunglasses, and you be like, hang on, let me get my sunglasses, too. Oh, your shirt's off. My shirt's off.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, let me reveal. I was also wearing something weighted the whole time. It worked. It worked. Let's just say I've gone from four to five, and I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling pretty good.

[Adam DeVine]

You know what we could do at F1?

[Blake Anderson]

We can put weighted on our dicks.

[Adam DeVine]

No. Well, maybe. I'm sure, you know, it's Vegas. You can do all kinds of fun stuff like that, but we can race or get in the cars, and they will drive us around the track, like 200,000 miles an hour.

[Derek Waters]

Let's do that. You sit on their lap or what?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I think so. No, they did. Or I don't. It must not be in an F1 car. They must be some other type of car, right? Because.

[Derek Waters]

Is that Lewis's Hamilton?

[Blake Anderson]

Remember the. Remember when we went to NASCAR and they gave us a.

[Derek Waters]

It's a joke about a stick.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. They gave us a. They gave us a lap around the track, and I think.

[Adam DeVine]

I think it's something similar like that of, like, whatever car is branded for the event, but. Yeah, but I know last year, I know my friend Nina Dobrev did that, and she was like. Like, it's actually really crazy. I'm sure it's terrifying, bro, how insane it is.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah, I mean, you know me. I drive a Volvo. It's. It's terrifying, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Unlike nascar, where you're like. You're looking ahead and you see the turn and you're like, okay, this is like.

[Derek Waters]

Oh, no, now I get it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. F1. They're like, through the city, right? They shut they down the city.

[Derek Waters]

Those sounds spell it all out for me.

[Blake Anderson]

That's the whole thing about F1, right? They build the track through the city. They shut down the streets.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like lots of turns.

[Adam DeVine]

It's just truly. It's truly nuts.

[Blake Anderson]

It's gonna be cool, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

It's gonna be great. So that is in November 20th or the week before Thanksgiving.

[Derek Waters]

Just before Thanksgiving. So, you know.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, get it in. Have a little fun.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, get it in.

[Derek Waters]

Have a fun story to tell when you sit down with your family.

[Adam DeVine]

And then once again, February 22nd through the 26th, go to this cruise is in important to get your tickets for the cruise that is going to be the best time of our lives.

[Blake Anderson]

Come on, dudes. I need my boys on the boat, man.

[Adam DeVine]

Where my boys?

[Blake Anderson]

You know, it's a little. It's a little lopsided right now.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, you know what I think? I think girls, they just plan a little better.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, probably.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, like, I feel like anytime my wife is like, hey, here's some. Let's plan this thing for November or December, January, February. I'm like, just fully zone out.

[Derek Waters]

They're in 2027, and you're like, it's.

[Adam DeVine]

Not this weekend or maybe next weekend. I. I don.

[Blake Anderson]

Care.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, we'll figure it out.

[Derek Waters]

Boys will be boys, huh? That's all.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Guys, come on. Look at the calendar. Make a plan. Dial it in. I want you on the sea. Get there with us.

[Adam DeVine]

Blake's trying to get you in international water.

[Derek Waters]

We're talking to the leaders of the friend group right now. Okay, if that's you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Derek Waters]

Get on it.

[Adam DeVine]

That's you.

[Blake Anderson]

Get it. Get your boys on it. Tell them, buy the tickets now. We don't have to think about it when it's too late.

[Derek Waters]

Or if you're like the weird organizer guy. The friend group, you know, like, there's the leader and then there's like, a couple guys, but then there's the one guy who lines everything up.

[Adam DeVine]

He's actually like, okay, well, Chad made the decision. Now I'm the one that implements the decision.

[Derek Waters]

And that's always the guy you gotta kind of watch out for. Right? He's a little. Little too organized. You know what I mean?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but I like that that's how.

[Derek Waters]

We'Re talking to you. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Get your boys on board.

[Adam DeVine]

That's how camping trips get done.

[Blake Anderson]

We need our bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Which is why we have never been on a camping trip together. Cuz none of us are willing to be. Be that guy. Yeah, be that guy, pal. And you take backs. Any apologies, any epics.

[Derek Waters]

I take back my answer on who wants to be a man or I feel horrible.

[Blake Anderson]

That's big of you.

[Adam DeVine]

That's right, Ders. I. I forgave you immediately.

[Derek Waters]

I gave 400 kids swimming lessons. Everyone else, they're drowning.

[Adam DeVine]

And my. My. I guess I didn't call out the Children's Miracle Network.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

And that. That was my organization or charity. And, you know, they are a network of children's hospitals that I've supported and I am a brand ambassador for, so I love it. I love children's hospitals. I think.

[Derek Waters]

I mean, it's nothing like the Pools and Hot Tubs Foundation.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

But, I mean, they got to work on that name. I think it's a worthy cause.

[Blake Anderson]

But that name, it sounds like you're selling hot tubs.

[Derek Waters]

I think it's a. I think it's a legal thing. I think it's a legal thing because I was like. I have to say that. And they're like.

[Adam DeVine]

And they're like, yeah.

[Derek Waters]

Anyhow.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So people don't realize that children's. These children's hospitals are fully funded from donations and.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So that's the one we went to in Salt Lake City. Right.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, that is one of them. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That was a great dude. We had. That was an amazing experience. And they even sent me a. They sent me a Christmas card. They're really sweet, like, the whole.

[Adam DeVine]

It's interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

Great. You didn't go wonders. You probably just.

[Derek Waters]

Just Christmas. Interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

In Salt Lake City. We went to the children's hospital there and, like, I think we read a book to the kids and then, like, played some kind of game, I think.

[Derek Waters]

I want to say we did a game show there.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, we did some kind of game show.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, it was. It was like Disney trivia.

[Adam DeVine]

It's. Are you smarter than a fifth grader? And we're not.

[Blake Anderson]

I think I lost that one for us. My bad.

[Adam DeVine]

And we're not.

[Blake Anderson]

I guess. You know, I guess I will take back my medium take on War of the Worlds and just come out and say that.

[Derek Waters]

That.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, your Non take. Non take.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I thought it was pretty good.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah. You like the movie. You thought it was creative. You thought it was creative.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I enjoyed it. I enjoyed my time on the couch looking at my phone and having it on in the background like a Cubs game. O.

[Derek Waters]

That's a trip. That's a real trip.

[Adam DeVine]

That's a good way to watch a film.

[Derek Waters]

Yeah. Don't. Don't see weapons. Watch that movie. Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. Yeah. I stand by everything I said today, and I. I love my boys and I want to thank them for doing this podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it. Hell yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And I. I love doing it us.

[Derek Waters]

In the words of your dad, what the is that about?

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Adam DeVine]

And that was another episode here.

[Blake Anderson]

This is important.

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