Ep 262: Dusty Muhfuckers

Summary

This Is Important — Ep 262: "Dusty Muhfuckers"

Podcast: This Is Important (iHeartPodcasts)
Date: September 2, 2025
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson (with mentions of Kyle Newacheck, not present for most of ep)

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Episode Overview

This episode delivers an offbeat and hilarious look into the everyday absurdities and unique memories of Adam, Anders, Blake, and (in spirit) Kyle. The hosts riff on personal anecdotes of fame, nostalgic tales of previous residences, wild party mishaps, awkward rideshare stories, and generational friend dynamics — all while putting their signature, irreverent spin on banter, self-deprecation, and rapid-fire humor. Listeners are treated to running gags about “woke” labels, Uber ratings, and “dusty” insults, making this a classic entry in the series.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

“Coaching Staff” Daydreams and Ping Pong Aspirations

Timestamps: [03:20–06:00]

• The guys joke about what college sports they'd coach if given the chance. Blake enthusiastically picks ping pong ("I would love to coach ping pong. Table tennis. I think that would be sick, dude." – Blake, [03:59]), leading to friendly debate about actual skills required.
• Adam and Anders riff on the odd “support staff” jobs on a football team, like the person holding the coach’s belt on the sidelines.

Accidental Motorcycle Misadventures

Timestamps: [06:40–08:36]

• Adam recounts how he rented a motorcycle in Hawaii without ever driving one — crashing with his wife Chloe as his passenger. His “fake it ‘til you make it” attitude led to immediate disaster:

  “She put her life in my hands, and she absolutely shouldn't have because I did not know how to drive a motorcycle. She said, 'Do you know how to drive a motorcycle?' And then I said, 'Do you know? We'll find out.'” — Adam ([07:19])

Celebrity Photos in Random Establishments

Timestamps: [08:45–15:28]

• The hosts reminisce about their pictures in restaurants/dry cleaners across the US (Adam at Lafitte’s Blacksmith in New Orleans; Blake at Kinder’s Meats in Bay Area), and the humility, pride, or awkwardness of their “fame.”
• They lament those places that label photos with “from Pitch Perfect” or “from Workaholics,” debating whether a real celebrity needs explaining.
• Anders notes he’s up at Mustard’s Last Stand in Evanston, while Adam is at Prince Street Pizza — even in OC branches he hasn’t visited.
• The group pokes fun at LA dry cleaner headshots and the peculiar honor of being immortalized next to local TV anchors or E-40 — Adam:

  “You walk into, like, a dry cleaners, and there's just old photos. You're like, oh, okay, so Sid Caesar used to come in here, right? Huh.” ([14:57])

Nostalgic Party Stories: Mess, Mayhem, and “Sleep-Puking”

Timestamps: [16:27–19:56]

• Fond memories (and shenanigans) of Blake and Adam’s post-Workaholics house.
• Iconic party moments: sunken fur fire pit (promptly ruined by Anders drunkenly puking on it), ordering obscene amounts of orange chicken, and “the oyster incident” — where a party left out six dozen raw oysters overnight, causing an “absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.”

  “That next morning when I walked into our kitchen...it was revolting.” — Adam ([19:13])

Oysters vs. Clams: Food Facts & “Rocky Mountain Oysters”

Timestamps: [19:56–22:02]

• The guys riff on party food choices, proper oyster shucking, whether raw clams are safe, and get sidetracked into “Rocky Mountain oysters” (testicles).
• Adam discovers on-air that “raw clams are a delicacy in some cultures,” met with disbelief.

The Legendary “Dusty” Uber Fiasco

Timestamps: [33:50–42:24]

• Adam’s parents visit, and an attempted Uber ride to the airport turns confrontational and chaotic. The driver, in a duct-taped car, shows up a block away, gets into a shouting match with Adam, and ultimately cancels the trip as Adam hurls the impromptu insult “You Dusty!”

  “I don’t know why I called it…everything about this guy just seemed like he needed to take a shower and put some lotion on. He seemed dusty. And that’s the first thing that popped out of my head.” — Adam ([41:45])

• The "Dusty" insult weirdly sends the driver off in a rage, leading to Adam driving his parents to the airport instead.

Uber Ratings, Friend Hierarchies, and Generational Gaps

Timestamps: [44:00–60:14]

• The trio compare Uber passenger ratings (Blake: 4.87, Adam: 4.77, Anders: 4.73) and debate why some people get rejected for rides — Adam blames Blake’s “low” rating on drunken antics, which Blake denies.
• Blake’s proud he doesn’t use UberEats or delivery: “If you know how to build a house, you build your house. You know what I mean?”
• A wider discussion launches on how older and younger generations treat group teasing, "dunking," and making fun within a friendship:

  “I think a lot of younger people don’t do this as much.” — Anders ([56:53])

• Adam and Blake clarify “picking on Blake” is all in fun, essential to their long friendship.

Talk-to-Text, “Woke” Labels, and Listener DMs

Timestamps: [50:42–54:56]

• Lighthearted debate about voice-to-text vs. manual texting; Blake resists, trying to "hang onto his youth."
• Adam shares a DM from a fan accusing him and Anders of being “woke libtards,” while claiming Blake is “the only non-woke on the pod.”

  “I’m like, he was on a show called Woke. He starred on a show called Woke.” – Adam ([55:02])

• The group jokes about how far from true that is, and how they get personally labeled from out-of-context internet impressions.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On College Coaching Dreams

  “I would love to coach ping pong. Table tennis. I think that would be sick, dude.” — Blake ([03:59])

  “If I’m on the staff, then basically a mascot…Trying to be the Down syndrome kid they allow to, like, do laundry.” — Adam ([05:18])

• On Motorcycling Above His Skill Level

  “Let’s go. She got on and she laughed thinking it was a joke. It wasn’t.” — Adam ([07:38])

• On Party Hazards

  “He’s kind of a sleep puker, which is very dangerous.” — Blake ([17:54])
  “This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.” — Adam ([19:26])

• On “Dusty” Uber Insults

  “Go, oh, so now we're cursing. And I go, get out of here, you, Dusty…He must have been called Dusty in the past.” — Adam ([37:31] & [42:05])

• On Generational Friend Teasing

  “Part of our friendship is dunking on each other.” — Blake ([56:52])
  “I think a lot of younger people don't do this as much.” — Anders ([56:53])

• On Fame and Picture Plaques

  “If you’re the Pasadena location…You have the pizza. That’s enough. You don’t need to take the photos. Oh, you got to start your own photos.” — Adam ([13:23])

• On Being "Woke" or Not

  “He was on a show called Woke. He starred on a show called Woke.” – Adam ([55:02])

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Highlighted Segments & Their Timestamps

• Coaching Staff & Sideline Fantasies: [03:20–06:00]
• Motorcycle Mishap in Hawaii: [06:40–08:36]
• Celebrity Headshots and Local Legends: [08:45–15:28]
• Workaholics House Party Tales: [16:27–19:56]
• The Oyster Party Debacle: [19:18–19:56]
• Uber “Dusty” Showdown: [33:50–42:24]
• Uber Ratings Face-Off: [58:43–60:14]
• Generational Friendships & Teasing: [56:53–58:24]
• Listener DMs and “Woke” Accusations: [53:06–55:39]

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Tone & Style

The episode is marked by:

• Camaraderie: Lifelong friends bantering, recalling shared memories, and roasting each other.
• Self-Deprecation: The guys regularly undercut their own stories, noting their own failings or past absurdity.
• Absurdist Humor: Rapid, unexpected punchlines, playful exaggerations, and outlandish analogies.
• Relatability: Real-life anecdotes about awkward fame, family mishaps, and “trying to adult” in a messy world.
• Meta-Commentary: Regularly breaking the fourth wall to comment on their own fame, generational differences, and podcasting habits.

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Final Takeaway

This installment typifies “This Is Important” with its blend of unfiltered stories, group dynamics, and playful chaos. Whether swapping tales about “making it” in Hollywood, calling out dusty Uber drivers, or sparring over who’s truly “woke," the hosts offer listeners an open invitation to their endlessly entertaining friendship.

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For new or returning listeners, this episode offers a perfect window into the podcast’s signature mix: rowdy storytelling, shameless nostalgia, and the cozy, chaotic heart of the “TII” crew.

Transcript

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[Adam Devine]

Welcome to this is Important. A production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on this is Important, I'm mainlining.

[Anders Holm]

Chili with the rest of the people of Generation X.

[Adam Devine]

This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.

[Blake Anderson]

If you're woke, then I'm hit. Snooze. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Let'S go.

[Blake Anderson]

Perfect.

[Adam Devine]

We're so. Oh, dude, look at my hat.

[Blake Anderson]

We're back. Coaching staff.

[Anders Holm]

Coaching staff is back. Whoa.

[Blake Anderson]

What staff is back? Dude, who didn't get fired?

[Adam Devine]

We're back. But we're back.

[Blake Anderson]

That's. All right. Y' all ready for this? Come on.

[Anders Holm]

If you guys had to coach a bunch of college boys, what team would it be? And you can't say gymnastics. That's.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you're saying.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you mean sport. What sport? It would be what sport? I thought you were saying, what team would say, go red. Go Big Red. Nebraska.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I guess. I mean, what sport? And then you can say, what school? If that. If that floats your boat.

[Blake Anderson]

I would love to coach ping pong. Table tennis. I think that would be sick, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, but it's also what you would be the best at, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, maybe I just know the game.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I guess, you know, I mean, you're not very good at ping pong. So what, dude? You're fine.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

I'm. You're as good as I am, and I'm not that good.

[Blake Anderson]

I think you're pretty good.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Well, thanks, Blake. You got it, man. I think you're pretty smashing, baby.

[Anders Holm]

So Blake would do ping pong.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Anders Holm]

Almost surely doesn't exist.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

In the Olympics. So they're.

[Anders Holm]

You would really do that over, like.

[Blake Anderson]

What, you want me to coach men in a football game? That's not going to happen. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I'm going to happen at Miami and just fly around the country with a bunch of dudes.

[Adam Devine]

Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

I see you on the line. I want you charging for that ball.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, is that how you talk?

[Adam Devine]

I don't.

[Anders Holm]

You don't even have to talk like that.

[Adam Devine]

It is. It is kind of how he talks. He was doing an impression of himself, and it was pretty spot on.

[Anders Holm]

I'm like, why are you teasing yourself?

[Adam Devine]

That's not.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, it's nothing wrong with that. I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, I feel like, Adam, you're not coaching basketball. Not head coach. You should just be on this. On the. On the staff. Oh, like the hats?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Well, if I'm on the staff, then basically a. A Mascot, you know, so then it could be anything. I mean, college football, that's where it's at. That's the most fun.

[Blake Anderson]

We love it.

[Adam Devine]

And if you're just way down on the bench, you're the last chair. They're like, yeah, I guess we put another chair. You're basically like the down syndrome kid they allow to, like, do laundry, you know?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay.

[Adam Devine]

That's who I am.

[Anders Holm]

Do they even allow that anymore?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they do.

[Anders Holm]

Or do they just dress him up like Batman and make them do laundry?

[Blake Anderson]

Is that a thing? Who are we referencing?

[Adam Devine]

Did they ever do. I did. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

No, they, like, dressed up some kid like Batman and, like, for Make a Wish.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no, I remember that. That was something cool. That was, like, this little kid who was, like, terminally ill, and then they, like, let him pretend to be Batman. It was fucking cool.

[Adam Devine]

No, we're talking about down syndrome kids and their ability to do laundry, which.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm talking terminally ill children.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, right. What about being the guy who he. Like, there's two guys that are clutch. The dude who unspools the, like, headset line for the head coach. Right. And then there's the guy who just holds on to the belt of the coach who, like, pulls him back.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. I love that. Where, like, you kind of.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like that's who I would be on the sideline is just kind of holding on to the coach for dear life.

[Blake Anderson]

Holding the coach's belt. That's sick. It reminds me of, like.

[Anders Holm]

Like a chick on a motorcycle just in the belt loops.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, so hot. Dude. I love when a chick holds the. The belt loops on me when I'm. When I'm on my bike.

[Adam Devine]

Dude. I remember when I rode a motorcycle for the six months and crashed it 11 times. I remember I didn't even have my motorcycle license yet. I maybe have never driven a motorcycle. And I rented a motorcycle in Hawaii.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

From Turtle Bay for the North Shore of Oahu. They just let you take one. They were like, hey, can you ride one? And I was like, yeah, well, you're famous, so.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you got this.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

They're like, you got this.

[Adam Devine]

I cr. I crashed it immediately. But then Chloe.

[Anders Holm]

They never even found that girl's body.

[Adam Devine]

No, Chloe was with me. She.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, wow.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, she. We both fell off. She put her life in my hands, and she absolutely shouldn't have because I did not know how to drive a motorcycle. She said, do you know how to drive a motorcycle? And then I said, do you know? We'll find out.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you know how to ride?

[Adam Devine]

Let's go.

[Anders Holm]

You said we'll find out.

[Adam Devine]

We'll find out. She got on and she laughed thinking it was a joke.

[Blake Anderson]

It wasn't.

[Adam Devine]

It wasn't a joke.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you're so silly.

[Anders Holm]

And what. What are you guys. I mean because it's Hawaii, I imagine you guys are like sleeveless.

[Blake Anderson]

We got a few my ties in the system.

[Anders Holm]

How are we going down there?

[Adam Devine]

I think there is photos. I think I was wearing jeans.

[Blake Anderson]

That a boy.

[Adam Devine]

They made us bad.

[Blake Anderson]

A boy.

[Adam Devine]

I think as part of the deal to give me the bike, they made me do like a full on photo shoot.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, nice.

[Adam Devine]

It's science. This shit's important. The Instagram account will find these photos. That person is so damn good at finding deep cut photos.

[Anders Holm]

Can we meet her?

[Blake Anderson]

Investigative met her on the tour.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I think we've met her. Yeah, she. She was cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Shout out.

[Adam Devine]

Shout out to her. Hopefully she's coming on the cruise. I think she is.

[Blake Anderson]

I think that's guaranteed.

[Adam Devine]

She's going to find these photos because it's. They made Chloe and I like pose for a bunch of photos.

[Anders Holm]

I see you're already doing your posing.

[Adam Devine]

Like for a bunch of photos.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you definitely.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you're on.

[Anders Holm]

Can't even talk taking pictures without changing his face.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, he's built for this, bro.

[Adam Devine]

You gotta look cool when you're taking photos.

[Anders Holm]

Taking pictures.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, dude, Adam, that remind. Remember when we were in New Orleans and. And your. Your photo was on the wall. What. What bar was that? Lafit.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Lafitte's Blacksmith. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh man. It's such a good photo too.

[Adam Devine]

Oh dude, I'm also blackout.

[Blake Anderson]

It's really good.

[Adam Devine]

That photo was. I think we've talked about this. We must during the red dress run. So.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's right.

[Adam Devine]

That's where everyone like hundreds and hundreds of people run through the French Quarter wearing a red dress. There's some significance to it. I can't remember what it is about, but we were there for a sad event. It was Chloe's grandmother's funeral. So we were there. And then this is after the funeral. We're drinking the pain away. Freaking See ya. Someone absence me. Where someone gives.

[Anders Holm]

That was a rough funeral. Let's get some absolute.

[Adam Devine]

Let's have some abs.

[Blake Anderson]

This one's for grandma.

[Adam Devine]

They gave me a red bandana. So I tie this red bandana around my head like two.

[Blake Anderson]

You look sick.

[Anders Holm]

So backwards then with the thing in the front.

[Adam Devine]

Exactly. And then we go to Lafittes if you're at Lafitte's Blacksmith in New Orleans, it's at the end of the French Quarter. You'll see it. It's at the front. In the front, right as you walk in. It says Adam Divine. But then it says the name of the movie that you know me from, Pitch Perfect. It says, Adam Devine, Pitch Perfect. No one else. Of the hundreds of other celebrity photographs that are hanging up in this bar, say the name of what you know them from.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it's Nicholas Cage. You know what you know him from, man, come on.

[Adam Devine]

Well, sure, but you're saying you wish.

[Anders Holm]

You were famous enough that they didn't have to.

[Adam Devine]

I kind of wish. Or just don't.

[Anders Holm]

Are there other people from Pitch Perfect with their photos up that it doesn't say.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if anyone else is saying, I don't know if she's hanging. Is she? Does it say from Perfect? I don't. I don't think it does.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was a bummer. It kind of was like. Well, then don't hang me up if you have to explain.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, well, I have my picture up at Kinder's Meats in the Bay Area. And I was.

[Anders Holm]

Is that where Kinder's is?

[Blake Anderson]

It definitely is, yes. Shout out local legends. Well, they have their barbecue sauce in stores, is very delicious. You got it.

[Adam Devine]

That's where I've seen Got a Trouble.

[Blake Anderson]

Shout out to Kinders. Love them. But my pictures up there, and I was wearing a hat backwards, so evidently that makes me unrecognizable. So they had to put my picture in the corner from Workaholics, so they know who it is. Oh. But still, I feel very honored to be up there next to E40. Thank you so much.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I feel like they could have just said Adam Devine. I do look insane in the photo. You do, because.

[Blake Anderson]

Very good. If you're in New Orleans, because I'm.

[Adam Devine]

Drinking, like, a purple drank, so my lips are all, like, purple looking.

[Anders Holm]

I was intoxicated. It might be like a. Believe it or not, that's Adam Divine. And they're like a different Adam Devine. It's like, no, Adam Divine from Pitch Perfect. Like, this is the one we're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They're like, oh, Jesus, he looks horrific.

[Blake Anderson]

Durst, do you have your. Do you have your photo up in any establishments or. We still waiting for the day.

[Anders Holm]

I'm up at Mustard's Last Stand in Evanston.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Shout out.

[Blake Anderson]

Go off.

[Adam Devine]

That's big time. That's Big time.

[Blake Anderson]

I love that local.

[Anders Holm]

That's all I want to.

[Blake Anderson]

We've been there. I'm. I'm up in some place in San Diego where I. I did this, like, photo shoot. It was one of the very first ones I think I ever got asked to do.

[Anders Holm]

I forgot about your modeling days.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. It was like the first solo magazine I ever got to do. I think Isaac got me the gig. And like, every single one of the pictures, I'm like, shirtless in, like, some kind of a suit. They're the worst pictures. I hate them.

[Anders Holm]

Shirtless in a suits?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Like, blazer, no shirt.

[Adam Devine]

It's.

[Blake Anderson]

It's bad. They're like plaid suits. It's bad, dude. It's terrible. Okay, so hopefully those don't resurface.

[Adam Devine]

No, that shit's important. Is going to dig those out the crate.

[Blake Anderson]

No. Yeah, I think they're very readily available. They're. They're terrible.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I think I'm up at Prince Street Pizza in New York.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay. Hell yeah.

[Anders Holm]

That's my. They got one in Pasadena.

[Adam Devine]

I think I'm probably up there too then, because I'm. I'm also. There's a Prince street now in Orange County.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello, Go Prince.

[Adam Devine]

And someone just a month or two back said, yeah, oh, you're hanging up at the Prince Street Pizza. And I'm like, I've never been in that establishment. So I think they just took the photos from the New York one, scanned.

[Blake Anderson]

Them and scanned them in. Hey, scan.

[Adam Devine]

Scanned pizza.

[Anders Holm]

I don't order. I don't order from any anywhere else now.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, they're pretty great.

[Anders Holm]

They came to Pasadena and I'm like, go time.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. I like that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they're great. They're great pizza. I am. I am a little bit like. Then if you're the Pasadena location, you gotta. You gotta. You have the pizza. That's enough.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

You don't need to take the photos. Oh, you got to start your own photos.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

You know when someone comes in of note.

[Blake Anderson]

Of course.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Then you take your photo and they're. They came into the Pasadena location. You can't take the New York photos and bring them out here.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that.

[Adam Devine]

That's a.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a cool stance. I like that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's a little. It's a little fake out. It's a little bit of a fake. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Also like, part of me is also, like what I mean, I guess I do like some places that hang up pictures of people who visited there, but at the same time, I'm like, what is this for?

[Adam Devine]

Who cares? Yeah. Well, it's. It's for children.

[Anders Holm]

Is it?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's something to look at.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Children are like, look, there's James Gandolfini in 1997.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, no, it's for. It's for, like, me too. If I see that Jean Claude Van Damme has been there, I'm gonna. I'm gonna go back. Like, that's gonna get me there.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. That's kind of cool, I think.

[Anders Holm]

I like when they have the drawings of the people who've been there. Oh, that seems cute. They do, like, the caricatures. I don't know. That's a little more fun for me than just like some crazy picture where they're like, we have to explain that this is Blake Anderson and Adam Devine from pitch Purpose.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think dry cleaners is really cool.

[Anders Holm]

Dry cleaners. It's funny. Dry cleaners. It's funny because you're. It's usually like news people and then. Jeff Goldblum.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Jeff Goldblum.

[Anders Holm]

But, like, I feel like L. A.

[Adam Devine]

Does that a lot. You'll walk into, like, a dry cleaners, and there's just old photos. You're like, oh, okay, so Sid Caesar used to come in here, right? Huh.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, and Adam, I know you. I know the. I already know the answer for you. But, like, when you moved to L. A and you saw, like, headshots up in dry cleaners, were you like, someday, motherfucker, someday.

[Blake Anderson]

I have something worth dry cleaning.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I'm sure.

[Anders Holm]

Were you like, yep, I can't wait to be up in four seasons cleaners on Laurel Avenue.

[Adam Devine]

I can't remember thinking that, but absolutely I did. For sure. Without a doubt. I'm a psychopath.

[Anders Holm]

You were like, you might want to make a little room over there.

[Adam Devine]

Excuse me?

[Blake Anderson]

They're like, dude, all you do is dry clean one snap button flannel every 10 months. We can't put you up. You're giving us $5 year.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I don't. I don't wash the snap button flannel. I just. I keep wearing it until. So I dry clean.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me guess, you got another gist stain on the lucky Eugene. It's not coming out, pal. I'm sorry.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, guys, he's back.

[Adam Devine]

He's back.

[Anders Holm]

He's back.

[Blake Anderson]

Lucky you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So you're gonna want to move the fifth lead from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Dallas reigns the the weather guy here in la.

[Anders Holm]

Can you put me next To Mark Brown, please. Thank you. Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

Be right. Right there. Thank you. No, I remember seeing it at that Ambrose liquor. That was.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Right down the street from Blake and I's home in Lake Hollywood.

[Blake Anderson]

We did build a home.

[Adam Devine]

We had a home. That was a home.

[Blake Anderson]

We built a home together.

[Adam Devine]

Man, that was such a fun house. I was talking about that house recently. It was the house that Blake and I moved into right after we left the workaholics house. And we rented a truly dumb, like, young TV star pad. It was silly.

[Blake Anderson]

It was very fun.

[Adam Devine]

There was a sunken fire pit with shag carpet.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. That was filled with fur.

[Adam Devine]

Like, white was white fur. Anders puked on it the very second he. He laid. Laid on it. Never removed. He even got the thing.

[Anders Holm]

I got a thing from, like, Home Depot to, like, shampoo it out. I felt bad.

[Adam Devine]

Well, it was. It was literally it. Ders came over. He's like, we got to christen the new pad. And by the way, by. By christening it, it just meant Ders was going to crash out drunk and the three. The three of us were going to get blackout drunk with. No, it's not like we had a party or there was like, we had girls. There was nothing fun or cool happening. Yeah. It was us getting blackout drunk.

[Anders Holm]

It was just Blake DJing from an iPod. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And endures puking next to where he's laying, which seems to be a thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. He's kind of a sleep puker, which is very dangerous.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

To you.

[Adam Devine]

It's very dangerous.

[Blake Anderson]

That's how Jimmy died, man.

[Anders Holm]

Puke can't get me. I hope that doesn't happen.

[Adam Devine]

And that. That house. That house was truly fucking sick. That was such a fun house.

[Anders Holm]

It had dinosaurs on the roof.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember one of our proudest parties. We had a Panda express. We got a bunch catered. And we had so much orange chicken that it fudged with, like, my sinuses. It was. That's ball and. Yeah, that's real baller shit, dude.

[Anders Holm]

I'll tell you guys, when I peaked.

[Adam Devine]

Notice me, senpai. Notice me.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, it is kind of downhill from there.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Kidding me.

[Adam Devine]

Remember when Goons, my old assistant and best buddy, he had a birthday party and he wanted oysters, so I got something like six dozen oysters, and we shucked them there.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

At the beginning of the party, and we're all eating oysters in the kitchen, and then we all get so drunk. It's a huge party. There's well over 100 people. We just leave the oysters and the oyster juice. Out all night until the next day. And that next morning when I walked into our kitchen. I don't like a house. It was like. It was revolting.

[Anders Holm]

It was diarrhea.

[Adam Devine]

Truly foul. You know, like, sometimes the next morning after a party. Oh, yeah, this is gross. It was like beer.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like somebody threw up in the shag carpet.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. It's a little sticky or something. This was an absolutely grotesque, wild, wild smell.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Oysters shouldn't be allowed at parties where you get that drunk. I feel like that's a little more refined.

[Anders Holm]

Who's in charge that?

[Adam Devine]

I think oysters should be allowed at a party when that party's catered and they're taking it away and someone.

[Anders Holm]

I was just going to say, it's got to be someone carrying it and passing them out.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. And. And. And it's clean.

[Anders Holm]

Someone's passing out. All right.

[Blake Anderson]

Can't just be the random homie.

[Adam Devine]

It's gone. It can't just be at one of our degenerate dirty parties, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

I just scraped these oysters off the ground, dude. Let's get at this.

[Adam Devine]

Well, we did. We had a hookup at, like, it was. It came from a proper place and they were all nice. But. But.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, good for you.

[Adam Devine]

But we did not clean up after ourselves.

[Anders Holm]

And so I know you eat oysters. Like, they, like, when you shuck it, that's when you, like, pop off the top. Is that what we're saying?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. When you use the. What's the little knife called? The little special knife.

[Adam Devine]

Oyster shucker. Oyster. Oyster shucker. Do.

[Anders Holm]

How do you eat a clam? Same way.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you steam them and they open up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And then.

[Blake Anderson]

But I don't think you're supposed to eat raw clams. Lick the.

[Adam Devine]

Is that right? I don't. I don't know that.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think clams are to be eaten raw. I think oysters are clams. You gotta. You gotta cook.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know how real that is. Bam.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm also guessing yes.

[Anders Holm]

Give me that raw clam.

[Blake Anderson]

But I've never heard people eating raw clam unless they're talking.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're right.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, you might be right.

[Anders Holm]

He likes his clam steamy.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, man, wait.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no, no. Jeopardy. Yes. You can eat raw clams. They are a popular delicacy in some cultures.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Anders Holm]

But, but, but what cultures?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, these are, like, iron stomachs.

[Adam Devine]

Says not the cool ones.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Is this like, Antarctica?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no. Rock Clams. Yeah, yeah, you can eat them. It says very much, very much so. Rock clam served on ice. Just like. Just like oysters.

[Anders Holm]

I'm just looking for any explanation. He's like, yeah, yeah, Rockland. But they're so small.

[Blake Anderson]

Clams are small, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude.

[Anders Holm]

How big are oysters?

[Adam Devine]

Oysters are big as. Yeah, they're huge, but also they can be small. You don't know, Blake, you're just talking.

[Blake Anderson]

I do know. Oysters are big. Clams are small.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, and. And can I say real quick what I. Oh, hey, what's a rocky.

[Anders Holm]

What's a Rocky Mountain oyster?

[Blake Anderson]

That's balls. Those are testicles.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

This is important.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

That's right, Blake. Crocs classic clogs are a comfortable constant in the chaos you live in. Your boss texted you at 9pm Your dog peed on your sock. You've got 14 missed calls from spam likely. But your feet, silent chill. They're like, bro, let's touch grass. When you're comfortable in your own shoes, not just the physical comfort, but being self assured with who you are too powerful things happen Suddenly you have the confidence to call your dentist back.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, Adam, for real, when someone styles a pair of Crocs Classic clogs, well, it's next level drip. Now let's talk Jibbitz Charms. What's the point of wearing classics if you can't have fun with them? Just add Jibbitz Charms. Don't fight it. Just try it and feel the magic unfurl. They've got your favorite food, characters and all the things from cool to weird. And you know we love to get weird.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

My wife and I use delivery via Instacart to get everything we need for the week. Diapers for the baby, a check. Protein for me and my muscles, a check. We trust our shopper to find everything we need at home and make sure we have it when we need it. We have demanding jobs, and when you're working all day, you don't have the energy to run out to the store and grab what you need for the next day. That's why Instacart makes life so much easier.

[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

So Blake gave us so much on the last podcast. What? And, and I'd like to apologize for having to do a best of but life, man, you know, sometimes it gets in the way life comes at you.

[Blake Anderson]

Life is a highway.

[Adam Devine]

It's a highway. We don't like to do it. We like to come with this hot, hot heat.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Once a week. And we're sorry that we had to give a best up but I'm going.

[Blake Anderson]

To come the week prior when Blake.

[Adam Devine]

Was saying and giving us shit for how far we got in Millionaire. Who wants to be a Millionaire?

[Anders Holm]

Oh boy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

I. I finally watched the episode.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay. You watched your Millionaire episode and we did great.

[Adam Devine]

We got very far. We got. There was four more questions to the million dollar question. That's pretty damn far.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, and wait, so four after we would have gotten that? Because I only watched the last two questions we got.

[Blake Anderson]

Why the hell didn't you guys just watch? You guys were only on for like 30 minutes. You couldn't sit through the fucking app.

[Anders Holm]

My, my kids and wife were watching it when I came in and I was like, oh, here we go. And then I watched those fucking knuckleheads after us. Got the easiest questions in the world.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Anders Holm]

Helen Hunt. Come on now.

[Blake Anderson]

Helen Hunt was on.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Now is it. I love now do you think it was easy because you were sitting at home watching it?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. It's always easier from the couch. Come on, everybody's a pro on the couch.

[Anders Holm]

No, dude, listen to the, listen to how. Dude, the complicated. Look, I'm not saying that the, the month one with the oysters is a hard question.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay?

[Anders Holm]

But it takes like, actual deductive reasoning of like going through all the months by letter to like do it as opposed to just knowing a thing. You know what I'm saying?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm a dumbass. Yeah, well, I mean, some people know what, what Months to eat oysters. If you're super familiar with the oysters.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but that, but the, the question is what letter?

[Adam Devine]

Which, by the way, I didn't know it.

[Blake Anderson]

But also, that seems like a super easy question to me because you can deduce it.

[Adam Devine]

It.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like simple.

[Anders Holm]

But that's my point is.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's my point.

[Anders Holm]

But it takes like, you need to do a bunch of steps as opposed to just knowing it.

[Adam Devine]

Like a super easy question. Yeah, like, how many stars are in the American flag?

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

You should just know that.

[Blake Anderson]

How much?

[Anders Holm]

You should just know that.

[Adam Devine]

50. You dumb.

[Blake Anderson]

What? I thought we're at the 51. I thought we added one.

[Anders Holm]

Not getting green.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought we added one.

[Adam Devine]

You are so dumb. You are so trump.

[Anders Holm]

Is my star so dumb? No, I just. By the way, for sure, yes, it's easier to get from home in the comfort of your own kitchen. But the questions were easier.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, maybe they.

[Anders Holm]

They kind of were texting me going, why did they get the softballs? And I go, hey, I got to watch it.

[Blake Anderson]

I love this dude.

[Adam Devine]

I love. I love doing game shows. I love.

[Blake Anderson]

It is very fun.

[Adam Devine]

No, I love doing game shows because you get. I feel like more than. Even when I'm on a show, like when it comes out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I get people in. I get a dozen texts right away of people being like, oh, shit, that was a hard question. Or can't believe you didn't get that one. Or whatever it is. They'll reach out.

[Anders Holm]

But is it definitely over 40 demo?

[Adam Devine]

I mean, it's. Yeah, my friend. So we're right around there.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but I mean, like, it was like my parents. Friends were like, fucking blowing up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, I was talking to my aunt for the first time in a long time. It was really cool.

[Anders Holm]

Traditional TV watchers catch it. Nobody younger than me reached out to be like, hey, I was flipping channels and came across. Damn, you know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but we didn't flip channels. We just watched it on Hulu. That's true, but TV used to just turn off.

[Blake Anderson]

God damn.

[Adam Devine]

This is the way. Do you even know anyone younger than you? Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, don't say realistically.

[Adam Devine]

How many?

[Anders Holm]

How many what?

[Blake Anderson]

Do you.

[Anders Holm]

I don't even understand.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, do you know any 20 year olds? Do you have any 20 year old.

[Adam Devine]

Friends in your life?

[Anders Holm]

Friends?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, man. Well, I'm sorry, I realize you don't consider people friends.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I don't have. I don't have any.

[Anders Holm]

I don't have any, like, friend. But I've like, worked. I've been like. I've been in, like, casts with people who are younger.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Work friends.

[Adam Devine]

So I guess.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

And so, like, I'll get lunch in every, like, once a year with a few people who I've worked with before who are in their 20s or early 30s.

[Adam Devine]

Wow. Cool. Cool. That's actually better than I do. I don't.

[Anders Holm]

Well, I just throw on my wide leg jeans and I say, let's go get a breakfast taco or something. Cool. A kimchi sandwich or something. I don't know. I put on my. My baseball hat backwards. Man.

[Blake Anderson]

That's pretty sick. Young, go hard. I like that.

[Anders Holm]

And I say, hey, let's go to a vegan restaurant.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's real cutting edge stuff.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

A little. Little vegan Reuben.

[Anders Holm]

I'm main. I'm mainlining chili with the rest of the people. Gener.

[Blake Anderson]

Hell yeah. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Remember when we. For Kyle's birthday, Kyle was in town and it was his birthday, and we were all like, hey, let's go get breakfast for Kyle's birthday. Like, he really liked that. And I drove up from Orange county to just for this birthday breakfast. And we then went to a vegan restaurant. And after we all ordered their garbage. Disgusting vegan food that I left my bowels a wreck.

[Anders Holm]

It's pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

Water trash.

[Adam Devine]

Kyle then goes, oh, I'm not. I eat meat now. I'm not vegan anymore. We could have went to any restaurant. Dude, that was devastating.

[Anders Holm]

But did he suggest it?

[Adam Devine]

No. This was a Blake maneuver.

[Blake Anderson]

It's really good. It's a really good restaurant.

[Anders Holm]

I do remember us being like, he's a vegan Blake going, let's go here. And you going, that. And we're like, but it's his birthday.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was his birthday.

[Blake Anderson]

It was really good.

[Anders Holm]

But then. Yes. To just throw in our face that he's no longer vegan.

[Adam Devine]

That was.

[Blake Anderson]

We don't know anything about the guy anymore.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And that's another reason why he's not allowed back on the podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not that he's not coming back. It's that we're not letting him in.

[Adam Devine]

We're not letting. He's not allowed.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we.

[Adam Devine]

We're not.

[Blake Anderson]

We have closed the gates on the Arugalord.

[Anders Holm]

I think we announced this, by the way, because the Arug Lords were, like, flipping.

[Adam Devine]

Have we been doing the podcast longer without him than we did it with him? It feels like we have freaking see you.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

There's no way to tell.

[Blake Anderson]

There's liter.

[Adam Devine]

No Way to know that there's no way. Oh, a crazy thing happened to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, it's not even that crazy. Like, I say, I've said that in the past. And I out a rotisserie chicken string.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. So we're bracing ourselves. I'm like, strapping in, brother.

[Adam Devine]

It's. It's not like that.

[Anders Holm]

What did you kill on the scale of maggots in your hair to rotissi string in the poop?

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Yes, I did. There was no maggots in my hair and no. No rotisserie chicken string.

[Blake Anderson]

Boring.

[Anders Holm]

So I met Diddy's house. Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So the other morning, my parents, they were here. They visited for two weeks. My. My parents were with us. Yeah, it was. It was great. And they were leaving. My dad is on oxygen now, so he has an oxygen.

[Anders Holm]

He's got the little like. Does he have a tank? Or that new school like thing where it makes the air. That's super light.

[Blake Anderson]

What's that?

[Adam Devine]

Well, he has that, but of course, so.

[Anders Holm]

Sick.

[Adam Devine]

Sick. So guess what? He forgot it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no.

[Anders Holm]

That shit's important at your crab.

[Adam Devine]

No, he forgot it in Missouri.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh.

[Adam Devine]

He traveled without it. And then I get. He gets here and he's like, all out of breath and he's like, I need oxygen. And I'm like, how did you.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, man, breathe it in. Welcome to the beach.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, how did you forget the thing that you need?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Are you like, blowing in his face? What's happening?

[Adam Devine]

It's absolutely insane. So we had to like, wow, get an oxygen tank here. And they could only had like, the big rolling one. So he has this oxygen tank. We get a. We get an Uber. We scheduled one, or my mom scheduled one for the next morning. Of course. She spends like the absolute cheapest amount you can spend to get the Caroly. And it was like. I mean, literally was like. It was tucked. It was like the.

[Blake Anderson]

The.

[Adam Devine]

The bumper was duct taped on. I'm not making this up. It was.

[Anders Holm]

It's called Uber Dare dun.

[Adam Devine]

It's like, I dare you to get inside.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Punch and then get out there. I'm like, dad, where. Where is it? And he's like, I don't know. I. We said it for this time. And I'm like, okay. I'm like, well, you know, I have a bunch of stuff to do this morning, or else I. I'd be driving you. And he's like, no, don't worry about it.

[Blake Anderson]

We.

[Adam Devine]

We got this Uber. It's nowhere to be found. I Look up a block, a block and a half up my street, there's a light. There's a car that's held together by duct tape that looks like a piece of it has its blinking lights on its hazard lights. I'm like, I bet that's it. My dad's like, well, why would he be a block and a half away? And I'm like, if I know I see the lights turn off, he does a ue. He comes back to us, he slows down, and he goes, I was waiting for you guys. And I'm like, what do you mean?

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

You should be waiting in front of the house.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And he goes. He goes, I just canceled the trip. I was waiting for you guys. And I go, well, you gotta wait in front of the home. There's plenty of parking right here.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And my dad. And my dad goes, well, are you gonna take us to the airport or not? And the guy go, my. He sees my dad.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

With an oxygen tube in his nose.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

With an oxygen tank. Holding luggage. I'm holding luggage. My mom's out there. My wife's out there. I'm holding a baby.

[Anders Holm]

Bo's on the roof.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And. And he goes, well, not with that attitude, I'm not.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no.

[Adam Devine]

And I go, what attitude, man? You just canceled the thing. You were all the way up the street. And he goes, I don't like your attitude either. And I go, what? And then, of course, I'm like, well, I don't like your attitude.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no, right.

[Anders Holm]

This is what happens to Scorpios. Meet on the streets.

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

And I go, I don't like your attitude. And he goes, I don't have to deal with. I don't have to deal with this. And I go, go, oh, so now we're cursing. And I go, get out of here, you, Dusty. And I don't know why Dusty said this guy off. And he goes, dusty, Dusty.

[Anders Holm]

I'm pissed.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I'm not a Dusty.

[Blake Anderson]

You. You. And by the way, tape.

[Adam Devine]

I called him Dusty. He Dusty, dude, we're five feet away. We're screaming at each other through his open window of his Nissan.

[Blake Anderson]

You want to see Dusty? Yeah, you want to see Dusty?

[Adam Devine]

And then he Dr. Away so slowly, like one mile an hour, just drives away screaming curse words out of the window.

[Anders Holm]

I'm out of here.

[Adam Devine]

So then I had to. Then I had to cancel the things I had to do that morning to take to drive my parents to the airport.

[Blake Anderson]

God damn, I was hoping you Say you had to cancel that Uber and then re. Get a Uber and then he just had to come back.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. You guys change shirts real quick and put on, like, an accent.

[Blake Anderson]

What's up, man?

[Anders Holm]

We're going to the airport.

[Adam Devine]

Poor. No, my. My mom was devastated.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man.

[Adam Devine]

Devastated that she had to. Because he canceled, so she had to pay the $10. Oh. And she was devastated. And it took her the 40 minutes it took to get to the airport to figure out how to get her $10 back. And she was like, oh, thank God.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, thank God. And I'm like, well, maybe if we.

[Anders Holm]

Did from the back of the Uber XL that you put them in to finally get to the airport.

[Adam Devine]

No, I had to drive them.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man.

[Anders Holm]

You drove.

[Adam Devine]

I canceled my. Because it was just too late.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you couldn't get a Uber xl. Like, dude, those aren't cruising.

[Adam Devine]

No, that. Well, just kind of down where we live, there's not, like, Ubers that are just cruising around our neighborhood, really. So it usually will take another 15, 20 minutes for them to get there. So it was just a total show, but I'm living in a nightmare. I've never had an experience like that where I think he must have seen. Once he accepted it and was there, must have seen that it was going to go to the airport and he didn't want to go to the airport.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Is that how it works? They accept it and then find out?

[Adam Devine]

I think. And then.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And, you know, I think that's kind of, like, against the code, but I.

[Anders Holm]

Thought they saw where it goes and all that, but.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's kind of a bummer.

[Adam Devine]

No, I was told that after you fully accept it and you're there, that's when it shows you where it's going.

[Blake Anderson]

That's probably better.

[Anders Holm]

That seems. No, no, no. That seems. That's unethical, because then someone's gonna be like, they're taking me to Indiana. It can't. It has to be. They have to know where they're going, otherwise they're going to end up in Long beach from, like.

[Adam Devine]

That's what I've been told. What it is. Or else. Or else, if you're going somewhere that they don't necessarily want to go, they refuse your trip. Then they refuse. So. So you can't get. Get a. A ride.

[Blake Anderson]

But I think that that's what happens to me sometimes. Like, Ubers just will not pick me up because they don't want to go where I'm going.

[Adam Devine]

No, that's. No. Yes. That happens a lot that is because you're rating.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I know it happens to you a lot. It's because your rating is so low. Because you get. There's. Without a doubt. Without a doubt.

[Anders Holm]

Give me the ox, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Give me the ox. It's. Give me the O. It's. It's being so drunk that you like will put your feet on the. Absolutely not.

[Anders Holm]

Where are you from?

[Blake Anderson]

About.

[Anders Holm]

I.

[Blake Anderson]

Good.

[Adam Devine]

You're.

[Blake Anderson]

I am a good passenger, dude.

[Adam Devine]

You're.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like a. I'm like a session.

[Adam Devine]

You're very drunk. I bet 95% of the time that you're in an Uber.

[Anders Holm]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Half the time the. The ride back the way. But the ride there. I'm very sober and I'm very. So.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So I bet even nicer on the ride home. I bet you have a low.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. You're tripping, dude. I can.

[Anders Holm]

You see I used to.

[Adam Devine]

I used to have a. Yeah, I used to have a rope.

[Blake Anderson]

That doesn't mean I do. I have a good rating.

[Anders Holm]

I'm at a dusty ass rating.

[Blake Anderson]

Dusty buster, dude.

[Adam Devine]

But I. And also to. Just to finish that story.

[Anders Holm]

Put a bow on it.

[Adam Devine]

Let's put a bow on it.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's piggyback.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know why I called it. Well, just cuz he seemed dusty. Everything about this guy just seemed like he needed to take a shower and put some lotion on. He seemed dusty. And that's the first thing that popped out of my head. I'm like you Dusty. He's heard and that he must have.

[Anders Holm]

He must have a long line of dust.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You must have been called Dusty in the past.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe he was a mummy and it sent him over.

[Adam Devine]

The I. He went from. He was pretty hot. I would say he was 70% and then he just went 250.

[Anders Holm]

He was pretty hot.

[Adam Devine]

Like pretty fuming.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You get it? Yeah. Full on.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn, dude.

[Adam Devine]

And by the way, this is 7:30 in the morning.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

This is not. This is not.

[Blake Anderson]

Probably hadn't slept the end of his.

[Anders Holm]

Shift or the beginning.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that sounds like he. He was probably like delusional. He's on lack of.

[Anders Holm]

He thought you said dusky. And he's like.

[Adam Devine]

That's right.

[Blake Anderson]

I've been working since.

[Anders Holm]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

That's. That's brave of you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for telling your truth, man.

[Anders Holm]

No, but I'm just saying. Hang on.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

When you guys are in an Uber and the driver's just fucking driving and texting.

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Anders Holm]

Are you cool with that?

[Blake Anderson]

I've never seen a driver text ever.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Adam Devine]

No, dude, I've. I've been in an Uber before where he's offered me alcohol.

[Anders Holm]

Somebody help me.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's cool. That's five stars.

[Anders Holm]

But I'm talking about just your run of the mill, like on the way to the airport. Or is this on the way to the airport or is this like. You're talking about like nighttime thing, right? Like a dude's. A dude's got like a side hustle where he's handing out Bud Light line.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no, I don't think it was. I. I think it was maybe like.

[Blake Anderson]

Like 8pm and he was like, yo, you want a poll of this? And he's like giving you the cup he's drinking out of. Or he's like, I can sell you a beer.

[Adam Devine]

He had a cup in his cup holder.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then talking about where we're going.

[Blake Anderson]

Where are we going?

[Adam Devine]

A little bit. I said, yeah, we had a couple drinks at the crib. Now we're, now we're going to wherever. And it was in Hollywood. And he pulled out a bottle.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Genius of like schnapps. And was like, well, you want to hit of this? And I was like, maybe. And Chloe was like, do not take a hit of that man's alcohol.

[Anders Holm]

Kiss me for 30 days.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that is.

[Anders Holm]

But texting and dry, sure. Yeah. No snaps for me either. But texting and driving, something I've done. I'm saying, but like when now I'm in a passenger.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, yeah, what am I paying for.

[Anders Holm]

If my kids are in the car? I try and not text right. Ever.

[Adam Devine]

Almost.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

But if I'm just driving can be deadly.

[Anders Holm]

It's kind of cool.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what?

[Adam Devine]

It's not what I was expecting.

[Anders Holm]

I'm like, I'm more apt to do it if I'm just me.

[Adam Devine]

If it's just me in the car. I. I will fullon be a full. I. I will text.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I'm making insta videos.

[Adam Devine]

I'm making videos. I'm having a full on conversation with. With Chad. GPT.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm watching movies.

[Anders Holm]

I. Do you have any hard fast rules? I won't text. I don't text going through intersections. I have. That's my rules. That when I'm going through an intersection, I'm eyes on the road.

[Blake Anderson]

You put it down?

[Anders Holm]

No, no, I just have it off.

[Blake Anderson]

To the side out Your window.

[Anders Holm]

I hold it up. I hold it. Hold it up like this.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

And I get right back to it.

[Blake Anderson]

But there's. You are also a. A dictator. A text dictator, right? Like, you talk. You talk.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I speak to text.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. I. I don't do that.

[Adam Devine]

That's. That's.

[Blake Anderson]

That's weird. Weird.

[Anders Holm]

Why?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't like that.

[Anders Holm]

Why?

[Adam Devine]

Dude, by the way, I just jumped on the train. It's so great, Blake.

[Anders Holm]

Really, it's the best. You have to.

[Adam Devine]

It's so easy.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't.

[Adam Devine]

By the way, I don't know. Well, you're. You're hanging on to your youth. You're. You're clutching on to your youth, but.

[Anders Holm]

Is that the youth?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Sorry, you're saying his own youth as opposed to, like, what young folks are doing now?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, because now people want to know.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't know one 20 year old, bro. Bro, I'm kicking it with 20 year olds, dude. On the reg.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's sad. Yeah, that's cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Cool.

[Adam Devine]

Question mark.

[Anders Holm]

Question mark, Question mark.

[Adam Devine]

That's sad, Blake. I'm still gonna say that's sad. Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, all my friends are joining, so.

[Adam Devine]

That'S not a school.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, remember the bud wise commercial? Dude, that's.

[Adam Devine]

That's not as cool as you think.

[Anders Holm]

I'd be outside high schools, bro.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, that's not as cool as you think it is.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, the old guy's back on his low rider bicycle sub homies. What's up, guys?

[Blake Anderson]

What's up?

[Anders Holm]

Who wants to race up?

[Blake Anderson]

You hear the new Tyler the creator album? What's up?

[Anders Holm]

He's four. He's 40 now.

[Blake Anderson]

He's 40. We're 40. We're all 40. Ah, yeah. What's up? Wait. Okay, sorry. We were talking about the talking text. I get worried that they won't be able to. Like, how do they know when there's, like, spaces in the words? They're not going to understand me.

[Anders Holm]

It usually knows. But also, if people see it's all up, they get it. They don't care. No one cares.

[Adam Devine]

But also, if you have a second. Second. If you have one second, you talk to text, you reread it, it might mess up a word. You go change the word. And it takes you infinitely shorter amount of time than it would have if you just wrote all that out with your thumbs.

[Anders Holm]

We're also, like, post spelling and grammar. Like, nobody gives a.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure, nobody gives one. But can you be talking as fast as we're talking now? And this is my text send. And it would have got that.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Why don't you try it out instead of wasting goddamn air time on the podcast?

[Adam Devine]

Christ.

[Blake Anderson]

I don' how to do it.

[Anders Holm]

This is not what people tune in for.

[Blake Anderson]

I turned Siri off because I do not trust Siri. I don't want my phone doing something when I'm.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, and you think it's actually off.

[Adam Devine]

I. Yeah, I'm just. I can't even. I can't figure out how to turn Siri on.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello? Hello, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Well, we do have to be nicer to Blake because someone and I'm excited for them to crawl back at my dms cuz this person and crawls. A true basement dweller, this guy. I could just tell he has zero followers, zero posts. He just DMS to get a rise out of people. And. And I love it. He said, you, you piece of. You woke piece of. This is how he starts his out. You, you woke piece of. Which by the way, I live in Orange County. I would say out of the three of us, I'm probably the least woke.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Although I am some amount of woke. Because if not, you're just an.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Anders Holm]

You're like waking up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You're. You're getting the. The boogers out of your eyes.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, wait a second.

[Anders Holm]

Adam's like hitting snooze. I'm not fully woke.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, I'm gonna hit this. If you're woke, then I'm hitting snooze. Okay. Wake me up.

[Adam Devine]

I just woke up. I'm. I'm that in between sleep where you're up, but you know that next alarm's coming.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. And for people who are not from the LA area to move to Orange county says I'm not woke.

[Adam Devine]

Right? That's. Yeah, that's what it says. Yeah, that's all. Well, it says I don't like diversity. Someone on my doorstep, graffiti on my car when I leave for in the morning desert. But so this person was like you. You woke, you endures. I found out through listening to the podcast are unfunny woke libtards checks out. Okie dokie.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Quit being mean to Blake. He's the only non woke on the pod.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, what the hell?

[Anders Holm]

That's verbatim? That's verbatim.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And I'm like, he was on a show called Woke. He starred on a show called Woke.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. What the heck?

[Adam Devine]

Yes. And I would say he is the most. He. He refuses to even say homeless person. They. They're unhoused to this guy.

[Blake Anderson]

I Mean, I'm just trying to be sensitive.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you had.

[Blake Anderson]

But that is really weird. Why did he single me out as the un. Unwoke member of the crew?

[Adam Devine]

I don't know, dude. That's.

[Anders Holm]

Well, that's what we want to ask you about. About what does he know that we don't know?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, what are you saying? What are you saying on those? Because I know you're on the deep Reddit sub blogs. I'm in there deep in, in the crates 4chan. I'm running a few rooms, saying some real nasty. So that's, that's what I was assuming.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm just dunking on you guys. I just get all my payback in the Reddit rooms, you guys on me, the whole pod. And then I just create my little rebellion in the Reddit room.

[Adam Devine]

So I would like to start off apologies, epic slams, giveaways, and the else we say by apologizing.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, so this guy got to you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, man.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I could see. I mean, he got it all wrong front to back. But there is something about us making fun of Blake. Okay, so consistently. Just because it's a low hanging fruit. Right. Wow.

[Anders Holm]

And Blake, do you think we're making when we gang up on you on the podcast?

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Anders Holm]

Do you think we're doing it it for fun or because we want to understand more?

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't think you guys care one bit to understand about me. No, I, So we're doing it for fun. Yeah, I think, but, you know, we to do pics. I mean, it's funny. I like playing that role. I mean, yeah, I'm low hanging fruit. I mean, everybody has to understand at some point that we've all been friends for a very long time. And, and yeah, part of our friendship is dunking on each other.

[Anders Holm]

You think so?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I also think this is generational. I, I think a lot of younger people don't do this as much.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I think you're absolutely right. That, that I feel like our generation and the generations above.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

This is how you became better friends with your guy friends. You on each other. Ders is a robot. Blake is a basement person. I mean, pick on me.

[Anders Holm]

Adam's a racist. He's a bonafide.

[Adam Devine]

No, that is not what you say. I, I, I'm, I'm assuming I, I, I look like I have down syndrome.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't say that. I've never said that.

[Anders Holm]

No one said that.

[Blake Anderson]

I think you're handsome.

[Adam Devine]

You call me, you call me morbidly obese. All the time. And you pinch my fat. You did it in Tennessee. You did it in Tennessee.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm nice to you guys. I don't talk crap about you, gu.

[Anders Holm]

We don't talk crap about you. Talk crap all the time to other people.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Just to each other.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, we talk crap about you. When you say dumb stuff on the podcast.

[Anders Holm]

I don't leave here and go. The thing about Blake, that drives me crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, well, and I appreciate that. I know this is all, you know, for the public. I know you guys really enjoy me and my company.

[Anders Holm]

And by the way, I. I. When I say something stupid, which I feel like is fairly often.

[Adam Devine]

Sure. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

And you guys come from me. I love it. I'm like, yeah, it. Okay, sure. You. I don't care.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You know. You know what I mean?

[Adam Devine]

Like, it's all.

[Blake Anderson]

It's all. It's all fun and games, guys. We love each other at the end of the day.

[Adam Devine]

I love you too, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I like being taken down a. A peg. I like it. It's kind of my kink.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, because you're so high. You keep. You put yourself on a pedestal, and I really do.

[Blake Anderson]

I have really high expectations. Speaking of pedestals, I just want everybody to know that my ped.

[Adam Devine]

A what?

[Blake Anderson]

Pedestal.

[Adam Devine]

A pedestal.

[Blake Anderson]

How do you say it?

[Adam Devine]

Wallet.

[Anders Holm]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

Hello.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello. My rating on uber.

[Adam Devine]

Not verified.

[Blake Anderson]

4.87 rating.

[Adam Devine]

That's.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that good?

[Adam Devine]

I would say that's pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, I think that's pretty good. I would say maybe another apology is in order, because I am very kind to people in the driving transportation industry.

[Anders Holm]

Mine's lower, I bet.

[Adam Devine]

I bet mine is lower. Mine used to be very low.

[Anders Holm]

I'm 4.73.

[Blake Anderson]

You're 4.73, so. You're a freaking dick.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

But how do you do this? How do you do this?

[Blake Anderson]

Go to Uber and then go to account in the right hand corner, bottom right. And then when I.

[Anders Holm]

But to be fair, when I'm riding in an Uber, I tap on the window either to the left or right, and I go, no, turn this way. Doing it wrong.

[Blake Anderson]

Nice. They love that. That. They love that.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam.

[Anders Holm]

And so I'm okay with this writing, actually.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam, can you find it?

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

It's not even allowing me to.

[Blake Anderson]

I think Dusty you up and kicked you off the uber app.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, 5.

[Blake Anderson]

What are you? I'm 487. Ders is 5. 4.7. What are you?

[Anders Holm]

I'm 4. 7 3. You're 4.

[Blake Anderson]

8.

[Adam Devine]

I'm 4 7. 7.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, so look who has the highest Uber rating. Yeah, the kind, the man of the people.

[Adam Devine]

People.

[Anders Holm]

Is this all you have?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Off, bro.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, but I'm starting to realize this also encompasses like, UberEats.

[Blake Anderson]

I'd never use that. I refuse.

[Adam Devine]

You don't use UberEats?

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't do any sort of delivery systems. I. I get it on my own.

[Adam Devine]

Why?

[Anders Holm]

That's true. Because he comes from. He was.

[Blake Anderson]

I wasn't delivery guys.

[Anders Holm]

He hearkens back to his old.

[Adam Devine]

So you don't want. Yeah, you say you don't. To support your old industry or.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I can do it myself.

[Anders Holm]

He is the industry.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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