Ep 265: Yogurt-Slingers & AI Dead-Ringers

Summary

This Is Important – Episode 265: "Yogurt-Slingers & AI Dead-Ringers"

Podcast: This Is Important
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
Released: September 23, 2025
Duration of summarized discussion: approx. 03:06–68:15 (ads omitted)

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Episode Overview

On this lively and candid episode, the TII crew—Adam, Anders (Ders), Blake, and Kyle—shift from absurd comedy to sincere social commentary, contemplating everything from hoarder psychology and nostalgia for physical media to the state of entertainment, the creeping influence of AI, the frustrations of modern adulthood, and the moral quandaries set off by AI and pornography. The group weaves humor and personal stories with moments of real introspection about parenting, media, economics, and, of course, their beloved Crocs.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Mental Health Check-in and Personality Quirks

• [04:17–05:15] Adam and Kyle discuss Kyle's naturally "morose" disposition and tendency to expect the worst, with Blake and Adam jokingly psychoanalyzing him.
  • Quote:
    Kyle: "I think I'm naturally just a kind of a more depressed type of person." [04:49]

2. Nostalgia, Hoarding, and Attachment to Physical Media

• [06:41–08:57] The group reminisces about buying CDs, the joy of physical media, and hoarding tendencies versus minimalism.
  • Adam: Remembers a neighbor's classic hoarder house.
  • Kyle: Defends keeping all their tour lanyards and memorabilia.
  • Memorable banter:
    Adam: "You basically have to keep working so you can keep buying, getting bigger and bigger houses just so you can be a hoarder, but it doesn't look like you're a hoarder." [07:24]

3. Hoarding Spiral and Morbid Curiosities

• [08:57–12:14] A funny but dark spiral into hoarder show territory—dead pets, pizza boxes, and smell-o-vision.
  • Blake: Describes the signature hoarder smell ("pee, dust, mildew").
    Blake: "It's just pee. It's pretty simple. It's dust, it's mildew and pee." [12:25]

4. The Rise of Immersive and Artificial Experiences

• [13:00–16:27] Tangent into mini sphere theaters and immersive tech (e.g., Cosm, Las Vegas Sphere), leading into fears about society replacing real experiences with simulations.
  • Blake: "At what point are we swallowed by those experiences? And then the real thing just doesn’t even exist? ... Then we’re just ready player one." [15:46]
  • Group debates experiences as "runoff" for those who can't afford "the real thing."

5. Movie Industry, Economics & The Death of the 'Middle'

• [16:41–20:21] Dissecting movie industry woes: the obsession with "saving the industry," lack of mid-budget comedies, streaming’s impact, and ever-increasing costs.
  • Blake: "...the press has created this whole media [climate where] every week is: is this the movie that's gonna save the industry?" [17:19]
  • Adam: "...used to be able to put a movie out and it just did okay. But then it becomes a huge hit with DVD." [17:50]

6. Modern Adulthood is a Slog

• [20:21–22:01] Lamentations over economic hardships—housing, wages—and generational challenges.
  • Adam: "The math just doesn't make sense anymore. The math doesn't math." [21:47]

7. AI, Pornography, and the Creep Factor

• [43:14–49:00] Adam’s algorithm horror: AI-generated puppets advertising "sad Muppet” masturbation, AI deepfakes, and the future of targeted porn.
  • Adam: "It was this Muppet jerking off alone and then crying ... AI me. And it’s Adam Devine sad jerking off." [43:14, 46:08]
  • Blake describes an AI app that makes “bikini pics” topless.
  • Group debates the ethical and social fallout, especially for kids:
    Kyle: "Porno is the mother of invention, guys." [49:44]

8. Would Women-Run Porn Save Society?

• [56:28–59:41] Sampler of a classic TII philosophical detour: what if, by law, women ran all pornography?
  • Blake: "Do you think we'd be better off if porno by law, could only be run by women?" [56:28]
  • Group debates beta vs. alpha impulses, gatekeeping, and whether power corrupts regardless of gender.

9. Parenthood: The Comedy and Carnage

• [32:00–38:43] Wild tales of kid mishaps—teeth getting knocked out, tongue bites, and the comedic violence of parenting.
  • Blake: "Boys knock, big boy knocks little boy’s teeth out." [32:15]
  • Relating parenting to personal fitness (e.g., "lifting your kids is a workout" [37:30]) and hurting their backs.

10. The Endless Subscription Economy

• [28:34–29:22] Tirade on toothbrush subscriptions and designed obsolescence.
  • Adam: “I want to have my crusty-ass toothbrush for three years.” [29:00]

11. Healthcare Woes—Insurance and Outrageous Dental Bills

• [31:07–31:40] Adam and Blake share stories of getting hit with massive out-of-network dental charges.
  • Adam: "They go, we don't take your insurance anymore ... It was $500 for just a teeth cleaning." [31:13]

12. Media Consumption, Discovery, and Algorithms

• [39:54–42:41] Nostalgia for linear TV, channel surfing, and the heyday of DirecTV.
  • Blake: "I like clicking channels. ... I watched a bunch of Columbo in Wisconsin." [41:15]
  • Discussion of algorithms stifling organic discovery.

13. Workaholics Legacy, Hollywood, and The Industry

• [64:05–65:22] Reflections on not taking Workaholics to 10 seasons and the sad state of Comedy Central.
  • Adam: "Do part of you guys wish we would have taken Workaholics to season 10? 10 is such a solid number." [64:05]

14. Farewells, Cruise Plugs, and Final Riffs

• [65:27–67:59] Announcements on their upcoming cruise, industry shout-outs, and ambling into take-backs and accidental missed DMs.
  • Blake: "If you thought we were smart, slide in Blake's DMs and tell him yes." [63:21]
  • Kyle: "I got some free Oscar Mayer hot dogs the other day and they went through me. So that feels pretty good." [67:49]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Kyle on mental health:
  "I'm very much our biggest hater." [05:11]
• Adam on hoarding:
  "The issue is... if you're a hoarder in the way that you are, but then you can afford a big house, then you're just in a small house with all the... that's when the state comes and takes your children away." [07:37]
• On immersive tech:
  "At what point are we swallowed by those experiences? And then the real thing just doesn’t even exist? ... Then we’re just ready player one." —Blake [15:46]
• AI and hallucinated ad:
  "It was this Muppet jerking off alone and then crying ... AI me. And it’s Adam Devine sad jerking off." —Adam [43:14, 46:08]
• On dental bills:
  "They go, we don't take your insurance anymore. ... It was $500 for just a teeth cleaning." —Adam [31:13]
• On parenting mishaps:
  "Boys knock big boy knocks little boy’s teeth out. ... Just playing with pool rings." —Blake [32:15]
• On pornography and invention:
  "Porno is the mother of invention, guys." —Kyle [49:44]
• On the future of "female-led" porn:
  "You think it’s the girl who grew up with five brothers. ... She’s like, I can play just as dirty as the boys, right?" —Adam [59:00]
• Workaholics and Comedy Central:
  "Now that Comedy Central truly isn’t even a network... but you don’t even go to Comedy Central to watch that anymore. It’s just streaming to watch South Park." —Adam [65:04]
• On missed opportunities:
  "Budweiser’s like, ‘Hey, we'd love to do something together.’ ... Jesus Christ." —Blake [67:34]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [04:17] – Gentlemen’s mental health check-in
• [06:41] – Nostalgia, CDs, physical media
• [08:57] – Hoarding stories and neighbors
• [13:00] – Immersive movie theaters and societal consequences
• [16:41] – Movie industry woes and DVD nostalgia
• [20:21] – Economic challenges for current generations
• [28:34] – Subscription everything (toothbrush rant)
• [31:07] – Healthcare, dental insurance pains
• [32:00] – Parenting mishap: teeth and blood
• [39:54] – DirecTV, linear TV nostalgia
• [43:14] – AI-generated ad nightmares and the invasion of AI porn
• [56:28] – Philosophizing: should women run all porn by law?
• [64:05] – Regrets and reflections on Workaholics, Comedy Central
• [65:27] – Cruise announcement, DMs, and closing riffs

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Episode Tone and Takeaways

The episode oscillates between the absurd (AI Muppets with existential crises, brutal parenting mishaps, and riffing on "yogurt-slingers") and the poignant (lamenting economic anxiety, generational disenfranchisement, the loss of analog joys, and the sneaky encroachment of technology and greed). The chemistry and love between the hosts is palpable, with their signature blend of riff-heavy hilarity, self-deprecation, and unfiltered honesty.

For listeners, this episode delivers:

• A raw, funny, and surprisingly reflective discussion of the modern condition
• Cautionary tales about AI, parenting, media consumption, and societal change
• Nostalgia for simpler times with lots of relatable, down-to-earth comedy
• A reminder that, despite the chaos, it’s still possible to laugh at yourself and at the world

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Missed the episode?
You’ll want to check it out for the AI Muppet riff [43:14], the parenting horror stories [32:00–35:00], and their takes on movies in the streaming age [16:41]. For TII fans, it’s a classic mix of decades-long camaraderie and cultural chaos.

Transcript

[Adam Devine]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Of a yogurt slinger will be hard for over 30 minutes at a time.

[Adam Devine]

AI me. And it's Adam Divine sad jerking off.

[Blake Anderson]

Suck the fucking spit out of my fucking mouth right now.

[Adam Devine]

Let's go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, it's still playing.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, from last week. What was. That's from last week.

[Adam Devine]

Damn.

[Blake Anderson]

It's got staying power.

[Adam Devine]

Sean Kees is ready to go, baby.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay, let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

What's up, gentlemen?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, what's good? What's good with you guys? Oh, man.

[Blake Anderson]

What's good? Can we do a check in? Like a mental health check in?

[Adam Devine]

A mental health check in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like you guys found me on a good day.

[Blake Anderson]

You good?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like you found me on a good day.

[Blake Anderson]

How's that even possible?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know. Usually I'm pretty down in the dump.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, with your. With your life. Yeah. With your life. Yeah. How's that even possible?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm usually pretty down in the dumps, but I'm feeling pretty good. I love talking to my boy.

[Adam Devine]

Are you. Are you down in the dumps? I know we kind of dog on you, but why? Why are you dawning down in the dumps, buddy? I love you.

[Blake Anderson]

You could tell us.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think I' think I'm naturally just a kind of more of a depressed type of person.

[Blake Anderson]

What is the word? Morose? Is that the word?

[Adam Devine]

Are. Are you?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. That feels very Edgar Allen Poe to me.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, you definitely always think that things aren't going to work out. And what we're doing sucks and is stupid.

[Blake Anderson]

Bullseye.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I'm very much our biggest hater.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, I remember the very first show we ever did together. The instruments of destruction. 2002 occ.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You and I together. Not DERS. This is at OC this is PRE.

[Adam Devine]

It was a sketch show.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm gonna take a real quick.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was a sketch show that we did together. And right as we're about to go out to do the very first sketch and we're back there, we're kind of, like, memorizing, you know, going over the scene real quick, or you're sort of stealing yourself to go on stage and perform in front of the, like, 100 people that are in the little black box. Blake goes, this sucks. This is stupid. This isn't gonna work. And I'm like, what? He's like, yeah, this isn't gonna work. This is stupid. We shouldn't do this.

[Blake Anderson]

You're never funny.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I'm like, dude, I don't recall that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wow. That you have that memory.

[Adam Devine]

I do. And I. I remember being like, oh, yeah, the.

[Blake Anderson]

Is this the guy I wanted my comedy duo.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like. I'm like, he's in my foxhole for the rest of my life.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Crazy.

[Adam Devine]

And is that how. What goes on your head for everything always?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Maybe.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I wasn't thinking of it in a. In terms of, like, career. Yeah. I. More get down in the dumps. Just about general, like, humanity and. And that kind of stuff. The heaviness of life and the cost.

[Blake Anderson]

Of ESPN that we were talking about before we got on here.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, I miss cable. I miss owning CDs. I miss physical.

[Adam Devine]

You still own them. I miss. I still have all my CDs. Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I miss going every Tuesday to the warehouse.

[Adam Devine]

I remember when Sam was trying to get you to purge your CD collection.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And it was impossible.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You said, why don't I purge you? Huh?

[Adam Devine]

Huh?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm keeping the CDs.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I got rid of, like, ah, Ben. But remember, you guys kind of convinced me to not get rid of anything, so.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I. I. To me, I'm like, it was a bet.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a bet.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. We were joshing with you. You're a collector. You. That's your thing. So you might as well, if you have the space to. To keep it. I mean, essentially, you.

[Blake Anderson]

What's the adu.

[Adam Devine]

You basically have to keep working so you can keep buying, getting bigger and bigger houses to. Just. So you could be the crap. So you can be a hoarder, but it doesn't look like you're a hoarder.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

The issue is, if you're a hoarder in the way that you are, but then you can afford a big house, then you're just in a small house with all the. That's when the state comes and takes her children away.

[Blake Anderson]

That's when it gets cool, though, when you have to, like, build Pathways through rooms. And you just open a door and it's like. Well, there's this.

[Adam Devine]

There's one hoarder house in our neighborhood which is like. Obviously, it's a very nice neighborhood where I live.

[Blake Anderson]

Obviously.

[Adam Devine]

Obviously, obviously, obviously. But, you know, it's a beach community and there's very nice homes here and. And there's one house that has. Bit that it must have been in the family for, you know, 80 years or something.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And they have just stuff you walk past in the evening and you can see inside boogie boards and just stuff. Stuff stacked to the ceilings.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And like. Like multiple fans.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

They must not have AC or. Yeah, obviously, but I mean, obviously, but they just. There's just a million fans going on at once.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, that's kind of wild.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It's a very strange. I walk past. I make a point to always loop around to just get a quick beat because it's fascinating. Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

How people can live. Live like that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a disease.

[Blake Anderson]

Is this a Texas Chainsaw Massacre house situation where it's just. You kind of see, like, things moving and door slamming?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, just. Just an eye through a little slit. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is it scary?

[Blake Anderson]

Are you afraid it has eyes?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Does it give you fear in your. In your body?

[Adam Devine]

No, it's. It's more of like, kind of. Of a little bit of sadness where I'm like, I hope they're okay in there. Like, did they eat themselves inside of the home and now they can't get out?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Yeah, there's always just.

[Adam Devine]

That means there's like, pizza. You know how, like really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really big people. They can't leave their. They've eaten themselves so big that they can't exit.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And like, the fire department has to, like, remove a wa.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right, right, right.

[Adam Devine]

I can't stop eating. And that's kind of what I'm seeing because there's just like. Like pizza boxes and like, in the front yard, like, stacked up.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure. As if there's so many macros. Look at all those macros.

[Adam Devine]

Macros are through the roof.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, that. Yeah. No, I mean that because I don't think it's because they're like, saving the pizza for later or anything. It's like they can't throw it away because they think it has some significance in their lives. Right.

[Adam Devine]

Apparent. And Is that what you're. You're not a hoarder as much because you do throw away trash, but you. But you keep every. I can always count on you. Because I'm so bad at. At keeping any sort of memorabilia or.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

Or anything. And then I'm like, I don't need it. And then later I'm like, you'll. You'll bring it out. I'll see you wear a T shirt or something from that we did right thing that we did back in the day. And I'm like, oh, fuck, that's a cool shirt. I wish I would have kept that.

[Blake Anderson]

But Adam, you hold on to memories. And Blake lets those go. And that's why you guys work so well together.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I've got the. I've got our day pass from the. From the Super Bowl.

[Adam Devine]

Super Bowl. Look at. Yeah. Threw that away immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, come on. I keep all our land.

[Blake Anderson]

What is that Even for now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you mean?

[Blake Anderson]

I guess I'm saying, like, where do you make room to have that be a thing in your life?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, I just have a tub where I keep all the lanyards from all the experiences we've ever done.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I think I. I kept keys from our tour.

[Adam Devine]

That's cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Like all the plastic keys.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you can throw those down.

[Blake Anderson]

And then I don't know, like a few months ago, I was like. Or I just chuck all this plastic into the sea. Like, what are we doing here?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

You know, you didn't even throw it in the. In the recycling bin. You immediately just like, I have to charter a boat.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And take it out in the ocean and start them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And dump it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Slay some things.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, let's get to the memory. Like the. The pizza boxes in your mind, Blake, these are. It's not about, like, waste. Because some people, it's like, I feel like I could use that box for something else, like in the future. And so they can't let go of it because it could be useful later. Or you think it's like a.

[Adam Devine]

That's what you see on those. Those hoarder shows.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Which I started to watch. And then I'm like, man, I don't. They're. Some of them are.

[Blake Anderson]

They keep finding cats.

[Adam Devine]

You want it to be. Oh, there's like a lot of dead animals.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. They're like under the couch. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

It's pretty. And the smells just have to be anytime.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm like, I wish we had smell O vision for those, cuz that would be really.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you wish for that?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, Well, I just. Sometimes I wonder, what does it smell?

[Blake Anderson]

You're an experiential guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What does it smell like?

[Blake Anderson]

It's just cat. It's just pee. It's just pee. It's pretty simple. It's just. I can tell you. Yeah, it's dust. It's mildew and pee. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I wonder. I wonder if you know how, like, those theaters have like the 4D or the.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

4D experience where they, like, smell a vision. They'll, like, spray a scent or there, if there's like a water thing, they'll like, squirt you in the face with water and.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I did that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Kung Fu Panda Bear.

[Adam Devine]

That'd be cool if, like, it's a hoarder in a movie and it just all of a sudden just reeks like dead cats and piss and mildew. You're like, wow, Too real. I have to leave.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know how they have. They have here in Vegas, but now they're starting to have, like, these theaters that are like kind of mini spheres around town. And I saw they were playing like the Matrix, but, like, sort of like all encompassing. So it's like around. They've formatted.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that'd be sick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cool. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

What is that theater? It's. It's down by the Staples. Not Staples, sorry. The. The Intuit Dome.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's for, like, sports viewing. That's like a sports viewing thing. The one Blake's talking about is the three screens. And then they like, light the walls the color of the movie.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know. I think the one with the sports viewing, they are also starting to convert to movies as well.

[Blake Anderson]

Got it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I thought. I thought it was movies as well. Todd, look that up. It's by Intuit Dome. It's. It's. It's in Inglewood and it's up to some good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So, like, when you, like, go in the Matrix, like, you know, when it's all the zeros and ones coding or whatever, like, it, like fully. The whole theater turns into that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That would be so fun to do acid for the first time. I go to that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, sir.

[Adam Devine]

It's called. It's called Cosm. Is that the name? Fucking bad name.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes, I think it is, yeah. Which it is.

[Adam Devine]

C O, S M. C O, S M. Cosm. What a fucking dog shit.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a bad name. Because it's actually very cool. Awesome. And then I sent you guys Screen X, which is less cool, but maybe a better name.

[Adam Devine]

Screen X sounds. I mean, very sexual.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Screen X.

[Blake Anderson]

Like Kleenex. You might need some Kleenex. Oh.

[Adam Devine]

Cosm's, Inglewood's newest entertainment venue is now Open after breaking ground. Similar to the sphere in Las Vegas. Yeah, it looks unreal. And it. Yeah, it's showing right here. It's showing the Matrix. You can watch baseball or football, basketball games. It looks sick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, that'd be fun just to go. And you. You, like, maybe you don't have money to go get dope seats at a clipper game or whatever, but you just go there. You have some beers. Can you just go and just have some drinks and some food and that's it. Or is there a cover chart?

[Blake Anderson]

This is what starting to worry me about society is that things are. You sound like that things are becoming so expensive. Making me sad that we are creating these experiences. Experiences that are the runoff. And I'm like, when you go to Disney and they're like, go on a safari or a submarine thing and you just are cruising by. Not real fish.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, it's like, yes. But also, I think everything is moving towards that. Like, think about the Google glasses or the metaverse.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, you can go on vacations now and all this.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I know. And I think that it's. I think it's cool that it, like, provides a service to people who would never go on safari somewhere. Right. But at the same time, I'm just like, at what point are we swallowed by those experiences? And then the real thing just doesn't even exist. And then it's like, we don't even need rhinoceroses. You could just watch a movie about them. They're there. It feels real. You can smell it. It's got screen X mellovision or whatever. Now, like, who gives a.

[Adam Devine]

Smells like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Smells exactly how I thought it would smell.

[Blake Anderson]

And, like, then we're just ready. Player one.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, man. Yeah. Yeah. And that's for our grandkids to, like, really worry about. But for us, it's just kind of dope.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cool to be in the Matrix.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, for us, it's just, like, cool watching full movies from the 90s and they're cooler now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. We're just trying to solve. Getting people to watch movies again, sit down for two hours and watch things. We're trying to solve that.

[Blake Anderson]

What gets you to the movies?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Naked Gun, dude. Come on, let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. That was the last. That was the last movie I saw in the theaters.

[Blake Anderson]

How was it? It was fun.

[Adam Devine]

It was fun. Yeah, it was really fun.

[Blake Anderson]

How to do. Didn't do good, right?

[Adam Devine]

No, it did pretty well. It didn't do. It didn't, like, blow the doors.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

The lid off or whatever that cool scene is.

[Blake Anderson]

The lid off the doors.

[Adam Devine]

The doors off the lid.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is that a new thing too? Like, I feel like everybody now says like how to do like I never. Who gives a fuck? Did you like it? That should be the first thing. Everybody like cares. How movie is it? Just because the industry is so bad.

[Blake Anderson]

We've created. Well, the press has created this whole. The press has created this whole big media.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

They're the enemy. This is important. Look at him back there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That shit's important.

[Blake Anderson]

Every week is like, is this the movie that's gonna save the industry? And we're putting these like lenses over it and it's like, is this, is this movie gonna save comedy? And it's like, how about we decide comedy is wanted and then we make comedies and there's one every week. And guess what? People will go see them if they're funny and they're good.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. The issue I think with that is they used to be able to put a movie out and it just did. Okay. But then it becomes a huge hit with dvd.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I want to buy them again.

[Adam Devine]

And then suddenly they made all their money back and they made more money and then some. They could make all these mid budget comedies.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's my argument.

[Adam Devine]

Right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's what I think people who make movies want now, which is sure things and big bucks and they don't want no whammies and they don't want just a little bit of money anymore. That's not okay anymore.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Which is totally insane because when I say a little bit of money, I still mean millions and millions and millions of dollars.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Crazy amount.

[Blake Anderson]

But like I look at like an A24, they're just, they got tastemakers there that are like this, that, this, that. And guess what? Not every movie they make bankrolls them. But they've got somebody there with good taste who makes good movies and they're doing really fucking well. Are they Marvel? No, but they're like, why do we need to be marvel?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

Well, I know it's, it's Hollywood, but it's, I mean, how nice would it be if you could just make your money back on the, on a movie, make a little bit of money and everyone got paid. The executives all keep their jobs. They're, they're doing stuff that people like, everyone made money and then, and then the studio made a little bit of money on their investment. They made their 10% back or whatever.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, it's just. I mean, greed isn't a new thing. Why is the Greed. So blatant now. Why is it so, like, crippling at this point?

[Adam Devine]

Well, it used to be cool to have a cool job, you know what I mean?

[Blake Anderson]

To like, this is the Seinfeld quote.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Seinfeld. He talked about this, but he's right. It used to be cool to like, to be a photographer and you take cool photos and you get to meet cool people, but then people are like, yeah, but are you the most famous, highest paid photographer?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

Well, then you're not, right? And you're like, oh, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I, yeah, I think things have just got back to my thing. I'm like, things have just gotten so expensive that, like, if you're a photographer, just like a regular, not like the biggest photographer. If you're just a photographer, you can't afford anything. So you're like, oh, you're a photographer. So, like, life sucks. It's kind of rough. And you're never gonna get. Gonna go to Disneyland because it costs a zillion dollars to go to Disneyland now.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And so, like, people are just chasing this, like, ever narrowing bottleneck where it's like, I just want to do the cool stuff I grew up thinking about, even though it's like wildly 30x expensive than it was when we were kids. And we knew like, you like, I knew one person's dad would like season tickets to the White Sox.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's elite.

[Blake Anderson]

And like, they did well, but they weren't like, loaded. But now it's like, you have season tickets to like a bait. Like, fuck. Okay. Shit. I mean, where his seats were? They were good. They were like, right by first base. But it's just like, it's. Everything's becoming, like, unattainable.

[Adam Devine]

I know. I had a conversation with my parents. We were out on a walk, and I'm like, yeah. And my parents are very open minded and they are like, yeah, it's so much harder for this, you know, this generation. I'm like, yeah. And like, you know what? You guys were able to buy a house for our generation, they can't buy a house because the. The math just doesn't make sense anymore. The math doesn't math. And they're like, well, it still was re. Even though it was. We bought our first house for $25,000.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It was still a lot of money to us because we got paid a lot less. And I'm like, so how much did you get paid? And my dad was like, oh, we only made, you know, 50 between the two of us. 50, $60,000 at that point. And I'm like, dad, that is what people make nowadays.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

And that Same house is $800,000.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It's like. It's a completely different thing now.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's a bummer. That's it, guys. We're done. We're done here. This is important.

[Adam Devine]

I'm pissed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now give me my meta goggles and give me some machine that sucks my wiener as I watch it. And then I'm good, man.

[Adam Devine]

And yeah, that's cool. Actually. Actually, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, we're still on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Are we? We're recording.

[Adam Devine]

Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

We are. We are still live. Oopsie.

[Adam Devine]

Wait a minute, honey. Don't listen to this episode.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sorry about that.

[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

Back to your CDs. Like people used to have their own shit. Like now everything is a subscriber base. Like, what is that fucking like toothbrush that might, maybe even sponsored us back in the day where it's like you, the toothbrush dies and then you need to like subscribe to be sent a new toothbrush. And it's like, huh, what? I can't just have a toothbrush that lasts six months or what the. Ever.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, and then.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then you have to be. Then they'll, then their whole thing was, well, we'll send you a toothbrush every three months and so you'll have a new one. And you're like, I want to have my crusty ass toothbrush for three years.

[Blake Anderson]

The toothbrush that looks like Guile's hair before my wife.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Demands that we throw it away. And maggots are growing in the cup.

[Blake Anderson]

It's making your teeth worse.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's making teeth worse. Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Crazy. Look at you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Look at those teeth.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thank you, God.

[Adam Devine]

I went to the dentist today and they were like, oh, looks like I gotta go tomorrow. Looks like you've cut back on your coffee intake. These are looking great. And I'm like, yeah, no, I've, I've, I've picked it back up, baby. I'm, I'm back up to 3, 3, 4 cups a day again. And I did not slow down. I'm ramping back up.

[Blake Anderson]

And they're like, oh, wow, sir, sit back down, sir.

[Adam Devine]

Well, and then they, and then they, and then they dialed it back and were like, like, oh no, just kidding. Yeah, no, actually there is some discoloration back here. We gotta get that. I'm like, yeah, you liar. You were complimenting My. My teeth.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm never coming back here again.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam, what are you doing at the dentist, bro?

[Adam Devine]

What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't go there. Don't trust them.

[Adam Devine]

Don't trust them.

[Blake Anderson]

The. Did you. What?

[Adam Devine]

The. Did you say?

[Blake Anderson]

Suck the spit out of my mouth right now.

[Adam Devine]

Did you say? Yeah, but I was pretty stoked at my clean bill of health. You know, that's. It's always nice when you leave with no cavities, nothing. They're like, oh, you're. This is good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Looking good for you.

[Adam Devine]

Perfect.

[Blake Anderson]

I think that's. That's one of the best things about 20, 25. Is it like dental hygiene is off the chain is off the chain. Like, I don't know how much other stuff we need that we're doing health wise. Like, I know there's like a new thing every month. It's like, are you doing this? You do you got. But like brushing your teeth? It's great.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We've really figured it out.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I did, I did find out that my dentist, who I really like, he's a great guy. The office is fun. The people that clean a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Liar. But, yeah, go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I was just punking him a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

The office is clean.

[Adam Devine]

The office is. I didn't say clean. The. The.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Gotcha. He's a hoarder.

[Adam Devine]

The. The people that clean the teeth, what are they? The. The hygienist, I guess.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

They're like sweethearts. Everyone's super nice everywhere. And then. And then as I leave, they're like, well, where do we send the bill? And I'm like, to my insurance. And they go, we don't take your insurance anymore.

[Blake Anderson]

Same thing.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, oh, no, wait, what?

[Blake Anderson]

That's life.

[Adam Devine]

And it was $500 for just a teeth cleaning.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, how did. And so now I'm like, do I have to leave this dentist who I really like, who's really close to my house?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That. I'm like, now I got to go find a new dentist.

[Blake Anderson]

My wife just had that pulled on her where they were like. It's honestly just too much of a rigmarole to go through insurance now.

[Adam Devine]

Dude. I keep having that with, you know, with my many ailments.

[Blake Anderson]

This is what I'm talking about. Where are we going? Where do we go from here?

[Kyle Newacheck]

How does anybody exist in this world, man? It's gotten much too hard. And then you've gotten. You gotta start cleaning your kids teeth. It's like, holy, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

No, they fall out. Oh, my God. I was with boys by myself last weekend while Emma was out running this thing called Hood to Coast. Right. Have you ever heard of that? It's like a 200 mile relay or something. I'm by myself with the boys.

[Adam Devine]

So many races, it's wild.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Cool name.

[Blake Anderson]

Boys knock big boy knocks little boy's teeth out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

Baby teeth.

[Adam Devine]

Like fighting wise or accidental?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, they were playing some game with, like, rings in the pool.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Metal rings or brass rings? I give my sons, I give my son's brass rings. And I say, you always reach for this. No, like the pool rings, right? And he just, like, whipped it at his face. Teeth out.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, kids are the best.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, yeah, no, it's going good here. Couple teeth got knocked out. Like, it's just. What's going. It's those calls of being, like, on your own. Like, I'm dadding this weekend. It's just me, boys.

[Adam Devine]

I got it.

[Blake Anderson]

We're taking care of it.

[Adam Devine]

Don't worry about anything, honey. Immediately. Teeth.

[Blake Anderson]

She's made, like, the list of all the things you need to do, and I gotta be like, I lost a tooth. And she's like, as long as it's a baby tooth, don't worry about it. And I'm like, I love you.

[Adam Devine]

That's. That's actually great.

[Blake Anderson]

And then I instantly call back, and.

[Adam Devine]

I call her back. I wait, I didn't mean that. I'm so, so sorry. I did mean that for you.

[Blake Anderson]

I've just been hanging out with the kids all day and saying, I love you.

[Adam Devine]

But my son did a weird thing. He woke up the other morning and we go to get him out of the crib. Oh, Chloe was getting him. And she calls me and she's like, adam, come here. I. I come in and there's blood everywhere. And there's blood all over his face.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And he's just smiling. He's just like, okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And that's cool.

[Blake Anderson]

And we're like, chloe's nose is gone.

[Kyle Newacheck]

A bird flew through the window. He ate a bird?

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam Devine]

And we're, like, looking around. Like, did he scratch himself? Like, what is going on?

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

No scratches. This kid bit his tongue. Oh, so hard that he just soaked his. And we were like. We didn't wake up. We was. You know, we have a monitor. Like, he was screaming. We would have heard it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but you just turn it off at night. Yeah. Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

We go and we look. We go back to look to see if he did scream. He did. We. You could tell when he bit his tongue.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you can rewind on that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And it'll be like the moments of, like, that he was really moving around.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You could tell the moment that he bit it. He was laying on his back. And he, like, moves and he bit it. And he goes silent. Silent scream.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, he go. He goes, oh, my God. He's in a dream.

[Adam Devine]

And it holds it there for like a minute and a half.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Was like, oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

And then turns around and then just buries his face into the. Into the mat or whatever, the crib. And then just smeared blood all over the place. Crime scene, dude. And didn't make a peep. Didn't make a peep. And then you look, we're like, hey, buddy, stick out your tongue. We're all like, stick your tongue out.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like purple.

[Adam Devine]

Huge chunk all raised like. Like a vicious bite.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm like, that's brutal.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was. It was wild. And I was like, did you teach him the lesson? Thank God I wasn't home alone with him when he did this, because. So it would have been my fault. It would have been like, why did you allow him to bite his tongue off?

[Blake Anderson]

You would have swallowed his tongue, driven to the ER and then been like, he's not in the car.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, I knew I forgot something.

[Adam Devine]

I knew I forgot him.

[Blake Anderson]

God damn it.

[Adam Devine]

God damn it. He's just on the hood.

[Blake Anderson]

He's on the hood, isn't he?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he's on the hood, isn't he?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, it's brutal, dude. God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man. Remember the Jackass where they put the baby seat on the roof? I remember thinking that was like, the funniest thing in the world. And then you have kids and you go, that's. That's not as funny as you think it is.

[Adam Devine]

It's not funny. That's. Jackass ain't hitting like it used to. Maybe too real.

[Blake Anderson]

Because you just. You. It's not like I never would be like, oh, I have kids. So, like, I now know, like, if my kid was on the roof, that wouldn't be funny. But now I have kids. If I saw someone else's kid on the roof, I turn into hero mode and go. I run after that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Because I know what they are dealing with.

[Adam Devine]

You put your children's life in danger trying to save that child.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You throw the E brake on.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I sketch. I grab the back of the car and I sketch on my son as a skateboard. Take the wheel skin off.

[Adam Devine]

Road rash. Road rash.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What? Also was so brutal about that. That prank is like, I think Johnny Knoxville would, like. Then you jump out of the car, just grab it and take it back in and then drive off. Like, no explanation. So that person was just left, like.

[Blake Anderson]

What the Just happened? Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Very confused also. Now I'm a father. There's never a point that my child in the car seat, it's too heavy. Like, those things combined. I'm like, this is a £70. To put him. To put him all the way on top of the car.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's hard for you, that.

[Adam Devine]

Very hard. Very, very hard. There's not one moment that I would want to. That I would lift him all the way up and put him on top of the car.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, generally. Yeah, don't do that. But then what do you just put him on the curb, just kind of kick it?

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Honestly, Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Ten of those a day will get you checked, dude.

[Adam Devine]

That's how I dial it in.

[Blake Anderson]

That's. Yeah, that's. Now that's dialing it in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Lifting your kids as a workout is gangster.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, that's. I have hurt myself so many times lifting kids up. Of course, just throwing back out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Before you had children.

[Blake Anderson]

What.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What Used to lift kids all the time.

[Blake Anderson]

It's great. Look at this. Oh, God damn it. No, just like, learn leaning into a crib and like, lifting them up or like, oh, sure. You know, whatever the situation is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, knock on wood. Nobody's. None of us have like. Like, throw, like, thrown our back out yet, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Of course I have.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, all the time. What do you mean?

[Blake Anderson]

You. You've never thrown your back out where.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You'Re like, have to, like, lay on the couch for a whole ass day?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, of course I have.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, I don't know that yet. Thank God. I think it's because I'm bionic.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you had the back surgery. They. They injected youth serum into that. Yeah, I have. I have a little infant.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Feels good.

[Blake Anderson]

Baby got back.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, mine was not back related. I just was getting the, like, those back spasms when we were on tour and my, like, fully went out and I had to lay. I forget where we were, but I just laid on the floor of the nice. That's why I like staying in nice hotel rooms. Because I'm like, at least if I can lay on the floor here, I'm not gonna find a used condom. Condom wrapper.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a fancy man's jizz, I guess I was like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I was like, the specific moment, because I know it's like Pretty common for like, dads to go down to, like, pick up even moms probably. You go to pick up your kid and then it's just like, like, like that's it. You're not moving the rest of the day. You've had. You've had a total shutdown.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but that's why you just gotta load your back and look like a total weirdo and live with your legs, you know?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Just a. Like, what do they call? Vanilla gorilla?

[Kyle Newacheck]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I got you.

[Adam Devine]

This is 40.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Dad, dad, talk.

[Adam Devine]

God, dad talk.

[Blake Anderson]

And you go to the doctor. They don't even let you use your insurance.

[Kyle Newacheck]

God damn. This was a pre educational freaking pod.

[Blake Anderson]

We got pretty charged.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, this is. Yeah, we're more charged than I thought we were going to be. This pod.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I'm pissed now.

[Adam Devine]

There's just a.

[Blake Anderson]

There's just a lot of. I mean, this all got kicked off when Isaac was talking about how you got to pay extra for ESPN now. And I'm like, yeah, I feel like everything, like, how did we get hoodwinked into this? DirecTV was off. The chain was awesome. It was fucking great.

[Adam Devine]

I remember when it was a big deal to, like when we. When workaholics first popped off. When we first got workaholics. I remember upgrading to the DirecTV package where I got everything, including all the movie channels. And I'm like, I got it all, by the way. I still pay for it. I don't even know how to watch my DirecTV anymore. Cool. When I go back to, like, the boxes are just all fucked up when I'm in my house in Hollywood. Good. Yeah, it just. None of it works, so I'm assuming it's still great. Yeah. I wouldn't even know how. So I'm going to forever.

[Blake Anderson]

But it's only 400amonth.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I. I remember it being. Yeah, it's. It's very expensive. But why do we like DirecTV more than I understand now you have to buy. It's this and this and this and this and this and this. And it ends up being the same as the DirecTV with all the things. But isn't it nice to be able to just click, I want to watch this right now. You don't like that?

[Blake Anderson]

We had that. Like, you could still do like on demand.

[Adam Devine]

That's true.

[Blake Anderson]

You could browse on Demand. Everything. The wire, everything that was like on HBO or whatever. You could go to HBO on Demand and click on it if you wanted to.

[Adam Devine]

Is that real? Bam. I don't remember.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But that was. That was after a certain amount of time. Like the show had already been out.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure. But it exists. It existed. What I will say is, like, I like clicking channels. I like channel surfing. I like. I like when I go to a hotel and I'm. I turn the TV on and it's the middle of X Movie. We all know the movies that if it's on, you're finishing the movie. Or if you've never. Dude, I watched a bunch of episodes of Columbo this past weekend in Wisconsin.

[Adam Devine]

Yep.

[Blake Anderson]

What the hell?

[Adam Devine]

Okey dokey.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Doing some research.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Are they good? I remember those being like a snoozer.

[Blake Anderson]

No, Columbo. Rock Fox, dude, he's the man.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, yeah, don't sleep. You won't sleep on Colombo.

[Blake Anderson]

But anyway, I'd never seen him before and I was like, oh, this is Colombo. I'm gonna watch it. I gotta look him up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I missed that. Watching, like, random that you normally wouldn't watch, but you're just like, I guess I'm watching NCIS New Orleans.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And you could.

[Adam Devine]

And it's like, not a thing. Not a thing that I would watch, but you just watch part of it.

[Blake Anderson]

And you could discover it. You could discover it. You could get hooked by it, as opposed to just browsing things and being like, am I going to click on this? And it's too easy not to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's the danger of. It's the danger of. What is it? When you're targeted? Like, what is it called? Like, your algorithm?

[Blake Anderson]

The algorithm.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. That's the danger of it. Nobody discovers. It's really hard to discover anything new or organically or think outside of your box or shell because everything is catered to you.

[Adam Devine]

Right. Did I tell you guys about the algorithm and how it got me on YouTube? I'm never on YouTube. Did I. Did I tell this?

[Blake Anderson]

No. To your other podcast? More important.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm never on YouTube. I got on YouTube, TV or whatever, and I'm just like, okay, maybe I thumb through. And then it was like, you know, some standups that I know, you know, the Shane Gillis, the, you know, Tom Segura. And I'm like, yeah, okay, I know these guys. It would make sense that. That. That's. The algorithm thinks that I would like this stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, the manosphere. You're in the manosphere.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, I'm in a little bit of the manosphere. And then. And then a commercial popped up and it was a Muppet and it was just like a sad Muppet. And he was talking about how, like, he's male. Loneliness and depression and how he watches too much online pornography. And it was this. And it was this Muppet jerking off alone and then crying. And it was about this Muppet.

[Kyle Newacheck]

First off, it's not a Muppet. It's a puppet. Your Muppets are.

[Blake Anderson]

Jim. Very specific, Ryan.

[Adam Devine]

But it was.

[Blake Anderson]

It.

[Adam Devine]

It was a puppet.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay?

[Adam Devine]

But they made it look like a Muppet and he was depressed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's crying because it jerks off, too.

[Adam Devine]

Because it jerks off too much. And that's. I was getting targeted that I'm like, what the.

[Blake Anderson]

You start stroking your screen. Like, I feel. I want that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That show. What the hell?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I don't. And I'm never on YouTube. And this is, like, out the gate. This is what it thought that I needed to see. And I'm like, huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, what. What time was it that you were watching this?

[Adam Devine]

It was kind of late because I.

[Blake Anderson]

Feel like the commercials. I get late, by the way. I. I've stopped paying. I pay. I Now pay for YouTube to avoid commercials.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's crazy, because they.

[Blake Anderson]

They just used to drive me absolutely crazy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're terrible.

[Blake Anderson]

Terrible. But the ones late night would be like this, where you're just like. You're like, my life's not that bad. I just don't have to get up in the morning. What the fuck You. What do you. This isn't me. I'm not this guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They got some weird ones now that are like, blatantly AI. It's like the person talking. It's like. And you're.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I saw Oprah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Your beast of a yogurt slinger will be hard for over 30 minutes. Minutes at a time. It's madness.

[Blake Anderson]

You're speaking my language now. I saw one where Oprah was like, if you drink this every morning, I'm not kidding. You will be a new person. And it was just not Oprah, but it was like her from a talk show talking this way. And then it was you. It changed her mouth and it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but they were selling something.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. And it was Oprah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

She must have green lighted it.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no.

[Kyle Newacheck]

She had to have given permission. That has to be illegal, otherwise it's gonna be us.

[Blake Anderson]

You do it until somebody gives you a cease and desist and you go, who? Doesn't matter. We already got what we wanted. We'll do it now with Blake Anderson. That doesn't work.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Gotcha.

[Blake Anderson]

That doesn't work like Oprah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Well, that was the Muppet.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's like. It's like when you used to make the. Your. When you had your T shirt company and you would essentially steal. Steal characters of the Simpsons and.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, right.

[Adam Devine]

And then you. They would send a cease and desist and you'd go, okay, well, we're done. We already sold those T shirts.

[Blake Anderson]

It doesn't matter.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You got the cash.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You already got.

[Blake Anderson]

Welcome to YouTube.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're right. That's exactly what they're gonna do. So if so, whoever made that Muppet jerking off. Sorry puppet, like, sorry, didn't mean to offend you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

The unhoused puppet. Thank you. Jerking off. And sat. And they're being sad about it. Say, hey, make it me, AI me. And it's Adam Divine sad jerking off.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hey.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Adam always finds the angle and I. I respect that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's cool, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I don't need to make a dime. I just want to accidentally be watching YouTube and. And stumble across. Yeah, just it. Adam Devine jerking off.

[Kyle Newacheck]

How funny would that be?

[Blake Anderson]

How.

[Kyle Newacheck]

How mind bending would that experience?

[Adam Devine]

And pretty. Pretty sad about the whole thing. Pretty sad about the whole thing. Which, by the way, dude, when I jerk off now, it's the most pleasurable. It's better now. What, that I have a wife and a kid.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, speak on it.

[Adam Devine]

Because you. You, You. When you can find that sliver of alone time when you know that it's just gonna be you and your computer screen, it's gonna be me just. Just going for it. And you, you got your 30 minutes of alone time.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a real treat. It's a real treat.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's a real. It's a true treat.

[Blake Anderson]

Light a candle.

[Adam Devine]

Happens so infrequently that when it happens, does it ever. Through the roof.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, even the, like finding this liver. But like, when. If you got the house to yourself, like, say, like there's some trip that you're not a part of on a weekend and you can really just like, pretty much do a mirror your screen.

[Adam Devine]

On, like, the main tv.

[Blake Anderson]

You say, this is my house out loud a lot. Yeah, this is my house.

[Adam Devine]

This is my house.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When you can project images on the family television. Oh, that is windy.

[Adam Devine]

Is that. Is that what you do?

[Blake Anderson]

Screen? That's an overload.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's. That's a lot. Well, I feel like screen mirror. My house. My. My house. People can like, kind of see in and see the television. I don't know. That would. The hoarder.

[Blake Anderson]

The hoarder house. Dude. That's the ball. That's a boss move. Let them know. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You're like, yeah, yeah, I'm here to.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Say it's my house, fam's away, daddy's home alone.

[Adam Devine]

And then when you turn it off, just Bluey starts to play immediately. And then you get sad and, and, and then that's when you cry. And that's the commercial. That's the AI commercial. I guess it's starting Blake now. Yeah, I guess it's gonna start Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

I just wanna party.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, I take it back. Don't make me the star of this AI commercial. It's Blake Anderson. I mean, he's got the hair. That's what people want.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, here's what, here's what I saw the other day. Commercial. Porno commercial for an app called like the Drop or something like that where you can upload a picture of somebody. You can upload a picture of somebody in a bikini or a shirt and then it does an AI thing of them flopping their titties out. This is the way what is going down.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think that's. I'm pretty sure that's super illegal.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, but this is, this is a. Wow. If you own the picture or something. I don't know. I don't know how it works, but I was just like, where do we go from here?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It flops. We gotta make one of you. We gotta make one of you.

[Blake Anderson]

That'd be.

[Adam Devine]

So essentially. Essentially what, what's going to happen is. I mean, imagine that was happen if you're in high school.

[Blake Anderson]

What's going on in the world?

[Kyle Newacheck]

High school. Yes. No, this is a, this is a true story that did happen.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, really?

[Kyle Newacheck]

People. Yeah, people were at some high school, they were like making it. So there were AI in sex videos of, of fellow classmates and it was like, yeah, your people got in trouble. You can't do that.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I'm assuming. Yeah, that's.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that what you were going to say, Adam?

[Adam Devine]

Yes, I, I was saying like, you know, some high school is going to. Some. Some punk kid in high school is gonna do that.

[Blake Anderson]

The high school kid probably invented it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, these, these kids are geniuses.

[Blake Anderson]

Technological genius.

[Adam Devine]

These horny kids are geniuses.

[Blake Anderson]

11 year old boy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, porno is the mother of invention, guys.

[Adam Devine]

I like that. It's always porno based where the pushing, pushing technology forward. It's always porno based because men are so goddamn horny that they. We could cure cancer. We could do all these amazing things if we put our minds to. Instead, it's like if cancer had dropped. Yeah. If cancer had great titties. Yeah, it would be solved by now.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, we would be. Come on now.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

Absolutely not.

[Blake Anderson]

There never is.

[Adam Devine]

There never is.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you think we'd be better off if porno by law. By law could. Could only be run by women?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, wouldn't be as fun. Probably you need another four inches.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, because you know, they do have those sites that are like women owned and like women women owned.

[Blake Anderson]

Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

And why'd you put air quotes around, by the way?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not even saying I want this. I'm just saying, I'm saying like if it was. If they were at the helm, would we be better off as a society?

[Adam Devine]

I like it took us about 40 minutes for. For us to get to true just porno.

[Blake Anderson]

It's at the crux of.

[Adam Devine]

Of everything. Of society.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, that already exists. And it isn't better. It's just like basically shot with a little softer lighting.

[Blake Anderson]

That's not what I'm asking. I'm asking if they were by law in charge of all of it, if there would be like less deviancy or less porn or more.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Honestly, and I know this, maybe this is a beta thing, but I would love to have women at the helm of most things in society just to see what would happen because it has been such a manosphere.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what I say? I said good luck. I say good luck.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It would be nice to see what the inverse is of society would be if it was more female focused.

[Adam Devine]

I bet you know? Well because the people that on the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Period and it goes haywire.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I think the people that vie for power.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Are psychopaths. Men or women. So. And especially women. Who's in charge of porno? You have to be a porno person who loves porno. It's not all women are in charge of this. There's going to be like a woman who runs the pornhub. She's going to be an absolute psychopath and she's going to be.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What I'm not saying there's like a government appointed like porno leader. I'm saying that would be awesome. I'M saying all these companies. All these companies. At the head of these companies is a woman.

[Adam Devine]

That's. That's what I'm saying. There's going to be. Instead of a man, there's going to be a woman, and she's going to be an absolute psychopath.

[Blake Anderson]

So you think it's. And she's worse or better or.

[Adam Devine]

I think. Let me finish. Let me finish. I think she's going to be. I think she's going to be an absolute psychopath and make it so much crazier than even the men have done because she's gonna overcompensate, being like, well, they think I'm not gonna do the crazy because I'm a woman. I'm gonna do.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, got it. You think it's the. It's the girl who grew up with five brothers. Yeah. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And she's like, I can play just as dirty as the boys, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's gonna be.

[Adam Devine]

And then the guys are gonna like, oh, oh. We don't want it to be that. That's actually foul. We don't want that. That's actually terrifying.

[Blake Anderson]

But so. But do you see what that just did for the guys, though? They're like, whoa, there's a line across. Like, what are you doing here?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Now they're. Now they're looking.

[Blake Anderson]

But I guess. I guess Adam's a better place to your hypothetical. I wonder if there is a. Because there are women who run these companies, and I wonder if there is a woman that, like, you know, Lexington Steele would be like, oh, Brenda is a fucking psycho. No, I won't even. I won't even work there anymore.

[Adam Devine]

I'm sure. I'm sure that's the case. I'm sure whoever.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoever the new guy is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Johnny Sins.

[Blake Anderson]

Johnny Sims. Johnny.

[Adam Devine]

He's such a legend, man. Manuel Ferrara.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Legend.

[Blake Anderson]

Him? Yeah, him. I love naming dude porno bros. Manuel Ferrara.

[Adam Devine]

Remember when we ran into.

[Blake Anderson]

He's gonna be on the cruise, when.

[Adam Devine]

We ran into him shooting a workaholics episode when we were at that, like, racquetball ball court. Ah.

[Blake Anderson]

And we.

[Adam Devine]

And I just, like, went in to, like, look. We were shooting there, and I went in to look, and he's sitting there and he goes. He's. He's like, Spanish or something. He's like, oh, man, I love. I. I love your show. And I'm like, oh, thanks. And I'm like, wait, are you. And he goes, they don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Todd, can we get a picture of this guy? That's Columbo.

[Adam Devine]

He goes, they don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Look at. Oh, he's French. He's French. Yeah. This guy.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. Look at it, you guys, he's been. He's retired for a while, though, right? Oh, it says to present.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know, it says depressing with his career. But I remember being like, how do I know you? And he's like. And then I'm like, oh, wait. And he's like, they don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

No, he. He was born in France. Isn't that what you just said? Or no, you weren't born in France.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I just raised the other.

[Adam Devine]

I said Spain, but I knew he had some kind of an accent.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, dude, he's got a Spanish mother.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Hey.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, all right, man. That. Well, where did he get his hog from?

[Blake Anderson]

I think French people have big dicks, right?

[Adam Devine]

Is that real?

[Blake Anderson]

I think so. Todd, will you look that up?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Not bigger than Americans.

[Adam Devine]

Hell, no. You know, Columbus got a big dick.

[Blake Anderson]

Listen to how porno his background is. His father was an electrician and his mother was a cleaning lady. Lady. Like, that's a porno waiting to happen. Somebody help me. That's the plot of, like, every porno from the 70s.

[Adam Devine]

Well, my dad was a railroad conductor and my mom was a cleaning lady. That's a porno waiting to happen.

[Blake Anderson]

Right? Your dad ran? Train literally ran.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, cleaning ladies can get it, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake.

[Adam Devine]

Blake, what did your parents do?

[Kyle Newacheck]

My mom was a dental hygienist and my dad worked for the Gap.

[Adam Devine]

That's a porno waiting to have shoot the Gap.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

What'd you got?

[Blake Anderson]

Small business owner and big in the porno industry now. Real estate agents.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's a porno waiting to happen.

[Blake Anderson]

I think we've covered this before where it's like, poor real estate agents right now. There's so many pornos about a guy being like, I'll buy this house if you blow me. And then they're like, for sure. And they do it. It. Every realtor must just be like, God damn it. Every time I have an open house, I need a fucking mace on my keychain from a this is important cruise.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I have heard that. I have heard that. It is very scary because there's be.

[Blake Anderson]

You're in a bedroom and you are now. Like, you're in the porno.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. I didn't. I guess I never thought about how scary that probably is for women real estate agents alone in a bedroom. Yeah. That's terrifying. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. My mom has a Glock.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's cool.

[Adam Devine]

Shoot them up. Shoot them up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. She's murdered people.

[Adam Devine]

Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, I'm. I'm really proud of us. I think we were kind of smart on this pod.

[Blake Anderson]

So we were fired up. I think we were just fired up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I don't know if smart's the right word.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think we came up with a lot of really great solutions to the.

[Blake Anderson]

Not many specifics.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, you know, we danced around some subjects.

[Adam Devine]

A lot of generalities.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This was really heady, man. This is a really heady.

[Blake Anderson]

If you thought we were smart, slide in Blake's DMS and tell them yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And also do yourself a favor and Google image search Columbo, because this guy looks like a legend, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

So. So I'm watching this episode and there's a woman on it who's like crushing and I'm like, who's this lady? Guess what? It was his real life wife who was in the episode season 10. So, you know, he was like, can my wife be in the episode? But she crushes. She crushes.

[Adam Devine]

How many seasons of Columbo were there?

[Blake Anderson]

There were 10. This was the final episode.

[Adam Devine]

10 seasons.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Good for him, man. And he got the wife in on the last season. What a gangster.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Shout out to Columbo.

[Adam Devine]

Is he alive?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I hope we didn't just kill him.

[Blake Anderson]

He's dead now. Do.

[Adam Devine]

Do part of you guys wish we would have. We would have taken workaholics to season 10 because 10 is such a solid number.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, we got.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We kissed it.

[Adam Devine]

We got close seven. We could have. They remember they wanted to pick us up for three more seasons. @ the end.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Kyle.

[Blake Anderson]

Kyle Kabosched instead, they wanted to implode. They. They were like, we don't like paying. And then they imploded as an entire network that no one knows anymore. Unless you're watching.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I guess. I guess it's. It's nice that we. We dipped. Now that Comedy Central truly isn't even a network.

[Blake Anderson]

They're like. They're like, word. They're like, I mean, I don't even want to dis Panda Express like this, but like, Pan Express has orange flavored chicken. It's amazing. It carries the entire restaurant. They have south park, but for a while they had a bunch of really good dishes that people were eating. And now they're just back to having orange flavored chicken, which again, is amazing. It's delicious, but really good.

[Adam Devine]

Good.

[Blake Anderson]

And it keeps the lights on. But like, what are we doing?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What are we doing here?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. But you don't even go to Comedy Central to watch that anymore. It's just. It's just streaming to watch South Park.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. I mean, dude, it's so P plus.

[Adam Devine]

But now there's new ownership at P plus. We're. We're still fighting the good fight, trying to get workaholics movie going, you know? Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Is this a shout out to the Skydance guy, David Ellison?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Dave.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hell, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

May I call you Dave?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Keep fighting. Good fight.

[Blake Anderson]

Guys. Turn your headphones off. Guys. Dave.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, turned off.

[Blake Anderson]

What are we doing here? Are we. Are we going to take this thing to the next level? Are we making the workaholics movie? Are we saving this whole damn industry? Could the workaholics movie save Hollywood, Guys?

[Adam Devine]

Yep.

[Blake Anderson]

Come on. Come on back.

[Adam Devine]

We're good to come back. Okay, clicking it back.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it went well. I think it went well. All right, good.

[Adam Devine]

Big shout out to Dave. Dave Ellison.

[Blake Anderson]

Come on. The pod. Dave, tell us what you're doing.

[Adam Devine]

Come on. We would like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We'd love to have you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And you know, big shout outs to everyone that is buying tickets to. This is important. This cruise is important dot com. And you can buy your tickets to the cruise, which we're all very, very excited.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, we are.

[Blake Anderson]

We're gonna have the. Are the. Kelsey's gonna be there. Is that what you just alluded to? Maybe.

[Adam Devine]

Allegedly.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe they will be.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, there's a possibility.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know when the wedding date is, but. But maybe it's.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe they do it on the cruise. Maybe.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Maybe take T. Swift and Kel Star.

[Blake Anderson]

Get married on T. Swift on the bow.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I see that for them. I see that for them. Remember when she was in the. Better have my honey bear coat. Yeah, bear coat. Yeah, that was. That was a classic photo of T. Swift. Obviously a huge, huge fan.

[Blake Anderson]

Obviously huge.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Any.

[Adam Devine]

Do you guys have any take backs? Any apologies?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know if my dad did work at the Gap, it might have been crazy shirts, but I'll. I'll run it back.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it was for sure crazy shirts.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I know, but I can't remember.

[Blake Anderson]

I got a. Not a take back, but a whoopsies. I like went into my Instagram DMS and found hundreds of messages from like 300 weeks ago or something like that. I was like, oh, And I don't even know where they came from or how I didn't see them because I go in there every once in a while and check them out. These were like dozens and dozens of weeks old and it was. Or tens of twenties of dozens of whatever. But Budweiser's like, hey, we'd love to do something together.

[Adam Devine]

Budweiser bag.

[Blake Anderson]

Jesus Christ.

[Adam Devine]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

A bunch also, if it's, if it's nice people. Sorry I never got back to you. I never, never do that.

[Adam Devine]

Anyway, if it's the realest deal, they will go through your agents. You know what I mean? Yeah, but, but I don't know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I got some free Oscar Meyer hot dogs the other day and they went through me. So that feels pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

They went, they went right through you.

[Blake Anderson]

You are right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay. Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. I'll take them. And that's another episode of this is Important. Thanks for giving me some points there at the end. I felt really good about that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That was really good, Adam. Really.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

So proud.

[Adam Devine]

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