Ep 267: Virtually Slurped

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important – Ep 267: "Virtually Slurped"

Released: October 7, 2025
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Overview

In this fun, meandering episode, the original "Workaholics" crew reunite to riff on pest infestations, nostalgic road trip snacks, the parenting dilemmas of raising kids in the digital age, and their evolving relationship with technology. The guys dive into hilarious and slightly gross stories from their shared past, reveal their snack quirks, and debate everything from the merits of bats vs. rats to the existential threats of AI. The show wraps with a bonkers Twin Peaks merch unboxing and more signature irreverent banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Catching Up and The “Fake Outfit Change”

[03:03]

• The group jokes about pretending to record on different days by changing jackets instead of shirts.
  • Kyle: “I just filmed a podcast episode. I didn’t want to change a shirt, so I put on a jacket to act like it’s a different day.” (03:22)

Mosquitoes, Bat Boxes & Pest Infestation Stories

[04:06–12:24]

• Mosquitoes are “so bad” in LA, leading to a full rundown of bug-busting hacks:
  • Kyle describes a $29 handheld device (“like a vape pen”) to zap away insect bites. (04:20)
  • Adam wonders if he can install a “bat box” at home for natural mosquito control.
  • Blake and Kyle share about bats living in home eaves, bat droppings (“little dookies on the deck”), and the complexities of bat/bee removal (due to protected species status).
• Nostalgic recounting of Workaholics house living: catching dozens of rats, including one memorable night with a rat in Blake’s bed:
  • “I hear a rat slide underneath our door and walk on the hardwood floor... The rat climbed up onto the bed and I felt it on the bed. I kicked it... it lands across the room, lets out a little squee, and scurries off.” —Blake (10:08)

The Great Rat vs. Bat vs. Bee Debate

[07:20–12:24]

• Comparing the “weirdness” of professional animal removal people: “Who’s weirder, the bat people or the bee people?”—Blake (08:36)
  • General consensus: There’s probably overlap, and regardless, “God bless them.”

Road Trip Snacks & Chips with Character

[17:16–29:03]

• A deep dive into favorite road trip snacks:
  • Adam: Frito Honey BBQ Twists
  • Blake: Nerds Rope, wasabi almonds, jerky (preferably local), Larry the Cable Guy Dill Pickle Chips
  • Kyle: Local jerky, saran-wrapped gas station cookies, Reese’s Sticks, big water, 5-hour Energy
• Snack etiquette:
  • “If someone comes out [from a gas station] and he has corn nuts...You should kick him out the car.” —Blake (17:29)
• On unique snack options in specific regions:
  • "There's a gas station that we always stop at that has very local chips that are Larry the Cable Guy chips..." —Blake (27:31)

Parenting, Kids & Tech—The “Phone in the Zoo” Dilemma

[31:16–34:37]

• Blake shares efforts to keep his toddler off screens, only breaking the rule during flights.
  • “The one time where he’s allowed [the iPad]…” —Blake (31:26)
• Rant against parents letting kids use phones/tablets at experiences like the zoo or dinner:
  • “There’s just kids on their phones at the zoo...Yo, there's a real gorilla right there...” —Kyle & Blake (33:24)
• Hilarious date night at Nobu, observing kids with “full on laptop gaming setups” at the next table.
  • “Full on gaming at Nobu.” —Blake (34:23)
• Shift to professional kid-gamers and e-sports celebrity culture.

Sushi, Midwestern Dads, and Expanding Food Horizons

[38:32–39:44]

• Discussing kids’ and dads’ reactions to sushi—midwestern skepticism giving way to reluctant praise:
  • "Tell you what, that wasn't half bad." —Blake impersonating his dad's reaction to sushi (38:59)
• Adam admits he didn't try sushi until his mid-20s, but now loves it.

Sponsored Swag: The Twin Peaks Gift Box

[40:14–44:39]

• Adam unboxes a ridiculous Twin Peaks gift box—including a mousepad with "huge titties," a hat, and a "to go body" koozie.
  • “It’s a mouse pad. Oh, huge titties. Wow.” —Adam (41:16)
  • “That looks mad comfortable.” —Blake (41:55)
  • “Should we invest?” —Blake (43:13)
• Debating merits of Twin Peaks vs. Hooters and appealing for unity: “There’s room enough for Hooters and Twin Peaks.” —Adam (44:05)

AI, Audiobooks, and Future Dread

[53:25–56:13]

• The guys muse (with comedic panic) over AI replacing audio narration, radio, music, and how knowledge (and jobs) will be flattened:
  • “I feel like if your thing is doing audiobooks, your job’s done. AI is coming for that job right now.” —Blake (53:31)
  • “We’re doomed.” —Blake (54:24)
• Existential riffing: If all knowledge becomes instantly accessible, what’s the point of striving, learning, or waking up?
  • Adam: “Jerk off. Jerk off, bro.” (55:23)
    • Episode title reference: “I want to be virtually slurped.” —Adam (55:32)

Memory Lane: Phone Numbers Before the Cell Era

[56:55–58:05]

• Reminiscing on memorizing friends’ phone numbers and carrying hand-written lists in their wallets:
  • “Remember you would have that raggedy ass thing... write everybody’s number on that.” —Blake (57:38)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “So the rats were just feasting on old crusty cum.” —Kyle (14:04)
• “His room smelled like when you first open a bag of Jack Link’s. Like the waft that hits you.” —Adam (16:17)
• “If someone comes out and he has corn nuts...you should kick him out of the car.” —Blake (17:29)
• “Just promise me you won’t give him the phone, because that’s—that’s when it’s over.” —Kyle (30:57)
• “There’s just kids on their phones at the zoo. And I’m like, yo, there’s a real gorilla right there.” —Blake (33:24)
• “It’s a mouse pad. Oh, huge titties.” —Adam (41:16)
• “I want to be virtually slurped. Stop. I want my wrist resting on my twin peak.” —Adam (55:32)
• “We’re doomed.” —Blake (54:24)
• “Any takebacks? Any apologies? Any epic slams here, boys?” —Blake (58:05)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------------------|-------------| | Pest stories (mosquitoes, bats, rats) | 04:06–12:24 | | Rat in the bedroom story | 10:08 | | Road trip snacks & gas station culture | 17:16–29:03 | | Parenting & screen time, “phone in the zoo” | 31:16–34:37 | | Sushi & Midwestern parents | 38:32–39:44 | | Twin Peaks mousepad unboxing | 40:14–44:39 | | AI and audiobook anxiety | 53:25–56:13 | | Remembering old phone numbers | 56:55–58:05 | | Takebacks, apologies, epic slams | 58:05–59:41 | | Closing banter | 59:45–60:00 |

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Tone and Style

• Casual, riff-heavy, and irreverent with frequent turns toward explicit humor.
• Stories flow naturally, jumping between nostalgia, real-life gripes, and mutual teasing.
• Occasional moments of genuine life insight—especially on parenting and tech anxieties—mixed with goofiness.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

Listening to "Virtually Slurped" feels like dropping in on a late-night, hilarious conversation with friends who’ve seen all your most embarrassing moments and lived to laugh about them. If you want to hear how pest control, road trip snacks, child-rearing anxieties, and AI all tie together—with sidebars about “crusty chairs” and collectible mousepads—you’ll love this one.

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End of Summary

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[Adam Devine]

I thought maybe it was just like a to go like, did he fucking dub?

[Kyle Newacheck]

So the rats were just feasting on fucking old crusty cum.

[Mario Lopez]

Tell you what, that wasn't half bad.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, baby. Guess who's back.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm your friend.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's good to see you guys again. Where have you guys been? I feel like I haven't seen you.

[Adam Devine]

Friends. What's up, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

Is it cold where you're at? You're wearing a full coat.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Me?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Today's kind of hot as out.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, well. All right. Cats out of the bag.

[Blake Anderson]

We.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We just filmed a podcast episode. I didn't want to change a shirt, so I put on a jacket to act like it's a different day.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, wow. Okay. It's the grand.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I did the same thing. I just. I just put on a different T shirt. Yeah, the jacket.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Oh, it's hot out here.

[Blake Anderson]

Is your office. I thought your office isn't air conditioned.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is it me?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It is.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

All right. It is you talking to me. It is air conditioning, but, like, it gets loud and then there were people, you know, It's. You know, that's a whole thing. Hey, Adam.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thank you for asking. I'm comfortable.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Thank God, dude. Yeah. I don't want you to be uncomfy. Yeah, I'm good.

[Adam Devine]

No, I'm good. It's n. The weather's, like, all muggy out here now. It's like, mosquito.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is it me mugging you? The mosquitoes mean mugging.

[Adam Devine]

There's so many fucking mosquitoes. I hate mosquitoes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude, have I told you guys about the mosquito thing I bought?

[Adam Devine]

What? Do tell me, because I need. I need weaponry.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I tell everybody I meet. If I ever met you, I bring this up.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, Please put me on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's become my new personality. Okay, there's this mosquito, kind of, like, little. It looks like a. Like a vapor. Like a vape pen. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, hell yeah. Okay. Okay, Now I'm in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But at the end of it, it's got this, like, blue light every day. Little blue light. You turn on that also, like, heats up. And if you hold it on a mosquito bite or a bug bite or a bee sting, it, like, zaps all the enzyme. Enzymes.

[Adam Devine]

What?

[Kyle Newacheck]

The itch is gone.

[Blake Anderson]

It's be gone.

[Adam Devine]

Fucking with me. I'm serious.

[Kyle Newacheck]

We're in a whole new era. How.

[Adam Devine]

What is this retailing for?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I got it for, I think, like, 29 bucks.

[Blake Anderson]

Or, like, are they bad? Are they bad up in L. A? Because I'm getting zero down here.

[Adam Devine]

They are terrible.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know if they are on the ocean as much as, like, inland where there's, like, sitting water and shit.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, mine's bad. Like, this is what I was looking for because I went to Lake Arrowhead like a couple months ago and they had these things on the tree that are bat boxes. And it's basically just like a little hub that bats know to go live in. And then at night they fly out and they eat hell of mosquitoes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Do they ever.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, is there any possibility that. That I could install a bat box in my home in la?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, just put a bat box up your neighbors. Will.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Will.

[Adam Devine]

I'm ready.

[Blake Anderson]

Will. Love you cultivating bats.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But they eat bugs.

[Adam Devine]

Well, supposedly a single bat eats 2000 mosquitoes like a night.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me goblin.

[Adam Devine]

That's a lot of gobbling, dude. I'd have like a little bat family. That'd be fucking cool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I have them at my other house and.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, you have bat boxes?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, they're like in the eaves and.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they'll like live under your roof.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And you can't just zap them.

[Blake Anderson]

It's kind of scary a little bit.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because of like just the mythology.

[Blake Anderson]

I love bats, but like you can't.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just like spray them like with the hose. I mean you can, but like they.

[Adam Devine]

Come and get you.

[Blake Anderson]

You can't just spray them with a hoe. What do you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What is it like? Because they're like a protected species or.

[Blake Anderson]

Something and so like they're flying in the sky. They're like. What do you mean spray them in the hose?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, cuz they. They are like in the eaves. Like a. There's like an overhang on the house and they are this little.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought you meant like the evening. It's like they're in the eaves and I'm like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I forgot I'm. I always shorten. Y' all know, I go.

[Adam Devine]

They are nocturnal as well. Yes, you are correct.

[Blake Anderson]

That's. That's what I was thinking.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The overhang, like little cra. Nooks and crannies. Right. And they're burrowed up there.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, now you're speaking my language. Yeah, like.

[Adam Devine]

Like an English muffin. Nooks and crannies.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Exactly. Did we saw like little dookies on the deck and I'm like, what are these? Like rats?

[Blake Anderson]

And then I like flying rats look.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Up and I can see a couple like four bats, right? And then like, then night comes and we're like, let's see if they like leave and then we can like spray like a mint spray so they don't come back. I think like 20 bats came out of there.

[Blake Anderson]

They love it.

[Adam Devine]

Oh yeah, they. They have little fuck fests. Yeah, they just be like, in a giant pile and.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, if you have bats, like, in your attic, aren't you kind of fucked?

[Adam Devine]

Is it like a rat situation?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you mean? Like, they win. They take over. You have to move out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they win.

[Adam Devine]

You have to.

[Blake Anderson]

They win. You have to move out. No, I think it's like a. It's like a rat situation. It's like an infestation. Really hard to get them out once they're in.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You just got to call, like, the bat people. But the bat people are limited about what they're allowed to do because bats are not rats where you could just, like, put a bunch of traps out and catch them. They have to, like, brutalize them, remove the bats, and, like, get, like, bees. I don't know if you guys have seen this, but, like, you can't just, like, spray the bees anymore. Or you. Maybe you can, but, like, you have to remove them because we have bees at the crib here. And the guy was like, there's probably, like, 50,000 of them. And I was like, okay, could we get rid of them?

[Blake Anderson]

It's science. I have little kids. I don't want them to get a thousand bee stings and died.

[Adam Devine]

Like, I don't want a my girl situation.

[Blake Anderson]

My girl, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Thousands and thousands of dollars, they milked us dry.

[Adam Devine]

That's crazy. How do they. How do they remove the bees? They smoke them out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

With a vacuum? No, they legit vacuum them into a bag and then take them to, I don't know, fucking Honeywell or some shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Like Arrowhead.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Drop their ass off.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So the skeeter zapper is out there.

[Adam Devine]

Drop that to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Who's. Who's weirder, the bat people or the bee people?

[Adam Devine]

Bad people.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I bet they're the same. I bet there's a lot of crossover on that Venn diagram.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Bees and bats.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Because you. You meet these people that are like. They specialize in, like, rodent control or, like, a specific, like, a bee or a bat.

[Adam Devine]

God bless them. God bless them.

[Blake Anderson]

God bless them. They are strange folks.

[Adam Devine]

And God bless them.

[Blake Anderson]

And God bless them. And God bless them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm gonna say I haven't met a strange one yet. The most of the guys I deal with, it seems more like, I'll fucking do it. You know what I mean? And then, because they can charge whatever, because they're like, I'm going under your fucking house to get rats, buddy. Are you going under there?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Fuck that. Fuck that job. Fuck that job. I think I'd much rather be the bee Guy. Even though it looks terrifying, but you suit up and you just kind of like grab the hive and then like put it somewhere else. Like the rodent game is like you're going in fucking basements. Like nasty ass areas.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you remember when we, when we lived in the workaholics house and we legit were catching dozens of rats in the attic. In the attic and in the kitchen and in the bedrooms and in the bathrooms. Every day. Every day we were where there was rat situation.

[Adam Devine]

We never called an exterminator, which is.

[Blake Anderson]

How is that even. Oh yeah, because we were like, we can do it. And it was like. It was to the point. I remember I've told this story on the podcast before, but I'm in bed with my girlfriend. She lives out of state. This is one of her first times coming spending the night at this house. She's there. I hear a rat slide underneath our door and walk on the hardwood floor. And she's like, what's that? And I go, I. I lie because I'm like, I'm not gonna say it's a rat in the bedroom. I want her to have sex with me. So I'm, I'm saying, I'm saying the, the. The plumbing. It's such an old house. It's not that old that giggle toilet 70s. I'm like, it's the plumbing. It just makes a weird rat like noise. The rat climbed up onto the bed and I felt it on the bed. I kicked it. I like kick and acted like I had like a restless leg syndrome where one leg just shoots out. I kicked it. It lands across the room, lets out a little and scurries off.

[Adam Devine]

So wait, wait, wait, wait. So you. So you. Instead of just saying it might be a rat, you're like, well, we have a ticking toilet. I've got this restless leg syndrome. I make little squeaking. No. Sometimes. So you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's my tummy. I'm hungry.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know if she. If she clocked the. The rest cake or not. But yeah, it wasn't, it wasn't a, A great scenario that house. But it's terrifying because every. In any situation you're like, I'm going to Adam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why are you crying? I just. I'm so happy you're here.

[Adam Devine]

What did the rat do?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm not terrified.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, remember when I went out of town? I think I went out of town for like a week. And I came back and the rats had made. Remember in my bedroom, there was everywhere. On my bed, on the side of the Bed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They had a party. No sir.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. Like I didn't. I didn't even have. The bed was just laying on the ground and somehow the rats had gotten along the side of the bed and.

[Adam Devine]

1 million everywhere was everywhere. It was under your laundry. It was like. It was bad.

[Blake Anderson]

It was like in my laundry. I had to wash everything. It was bad. Well, and by the way, I don't even think I did.

[Adam Devine]

No, I think she went straight to the improv and got on. Fucking killed it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah. I think I was too lazy to do all the laundry.

[Adam Devine]

Is bat shit like the little pellets like rat. Is it like a wet, wet doo doo. What is bat shit look like? How do we identify their scar?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like one or the other has like a pinch. I think that the mouse like mouse. Rat poop has a little pinch at the end of it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And bat. It does not. They're very similar.

[Blake Anderson]

This is important.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And by the way, filmed this the other day in my backyard. What do we got here when it was about to rain? Daytime rat.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, hello.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a long ass tail too.

[Adam Devine]

That's just a rat coming out to. He's just kind of looking at like, huh, it's going to rain, isn't it?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Look at this guy. He's like, well, I'm going to go over here.

[Blake Anderson]

Look at that. Oh, my tail on that guy.

[Adam Devine]

Datelight rat.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Camel. Work's not great, Durst.

[Adam Devine]

Did you drop your phone? What happened?

[Kyle Newacheck]

It was just a little bit of Blair Witch action. Yeah, I was. Because my kid was like, let me see it. And I'm like, hang on a second. This is not helping.

[Adam Devine]

Is that a Komodo dragon?

[Blake Anderson]

Ready? Where is.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There he is. Look at this, look at that.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh yeah, there he is.

[Adam Devine]

Oh yeah. They're motherfucker.

[Blake Anderson]

Like do you remember the rat we, we caught in the office? Remember our, our office by the pool? The rat that we caught? It was like £5.

[Adam Devine]

It's the biggest dead rat I had ever seen.

[Blake Anderson]

It was several pounds but like tail was like that thick.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is this Burbank or is this Van Nuys?

[Adam Devine]

This is Van nuts, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

This is Van.

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[Blake Anderson]

Nice guys. The workaholics house.

[Adam Devine]

The office, you know, like, oh, the.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Office of your house.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The back. The office of the house.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Got it, got it, got it.

[Adam Devine]

Where Kyle made the Wizards album and Aliens.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Where we had a weird studio.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So the rats were just feasting on old crusty come like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Off of Kyle's Chair.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. They're like, dude, we're in your protein loaded. The rats are jacked on protein.

[Adam Devine]

That's how they got so big, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

They were nibbling on Kyle's office. Chair was the grossest thing where there was just like come drippy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, no, and he's not, you know, and he's not, he's not here to speak.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You'd be like, can I check my email? And then you, you'd see the chair zero shame.

[Blake Anderson]

You sit the chair. There's. It's just like a lot of dry jizz right where his dick would be.

[Adam Devine]

And you're like, we, and we have, we've talked about with him on this pod. So it's a green light. It's not like he's not here to, to defend himself. He knows that he had a ton of dried up Cummings all over water trash.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I imagine I said this at the time, but also like there's not a, there's not a towel that you can just sit on because you know, like, oh, that one time a bunch of stuff got on the chair. Whether it's a lube or jizz, it's.

[Adam Devine]

A lack of caring.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I think it was from a previous house and he kept the same chair. I think he got better the older he got. Yes. And it was the same chair and he never cleaned it or was able to clean it because it was too far gone.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But it was in like a public space is the crazy part.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. At this point he did have his own room.

[Adam Devine]

But yes, there were some years where Kyle was living solo. He had a couple solo living years. I wish we had.

[Blake Anderson]

But he also, he lived in the Packard house in Mid City and that's where it began.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's where I remember.

[Blake Anderson]

That's where he had the chair I think initially. And he had his own room. We all had our own rooms in that house. That was fudgeing fantastic.

[Adam Devine]

It was great.

[Blake Anderson]

And that's where he was doing all of his chair jizzing water trash.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think I gave him my bed.

[Adam Devine]

I think you did too. That was his room was always so musty, dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I want to say that like he literally was like, he was like, oh cool, I got my own bed. And then he jumped on it and like immediately like cracked the corner of it. And I was like, we're done here. I'm not taking this back.

[Adam Devine]

Oh thanks dude. His room smelled like when you first open a bag of Jack Links. Like the waft that hits you like when you open the door to his bedroom. It legit smelled like a pack of Jack links.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's got the little square of paper in there.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought the sasquatch was Kyle lived off of. Just. I mean, I like, we're talking about, like, our friend as if he had died. You know, like, just reminiscing about all the good times.

[Adam Devine]

That's gonna be cool.

[Blake Anderson]

It's because he would eat so many bags of chips. He lived off chips.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So he would leave. So he would just keep a bag of chips. He would eat most of it and then just leave it open and out. So you. You would open. It's like. It's like a doritos. It's a fritos. It's a corn.

[Adam Devine]

It was like the stinky ones, like sour cream and onion and What's a cheddar Sour cream. Those as delicious as they are. They are stanking baby chili fritos.

[Blake Anderson]

Like corn nuts. You'd eat corn nuts and you' this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Ranch corn nuts, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

By the way, if you are on a road trip. If you're on a road trip and you all go in to get snacks and someone comes out, and this is Kyle. If someone comes out and he has corn nuts.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Get out the car.

[Blake Anderson]

You should kick him out the car. You should kick him out the car. Or you have to say. You have to. We'll sit here at this gas station, and you can eat your corn nuts. Now. Then you can buy a water, rinse your mouth out in order, and buy a pack of gum. Chew that, and then you can get back in the corner.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So this is about bringing the funk into the vehicle, into the car.

[Blake Anderson]

Because it is such a stank.

[Adam Devine]

It is a true stink. They are delicious.

[Blake Anderson]

They're good.

[Adam Devine]

I will give you that. I love a ranch corn nut. But if you rush eating corn nuts.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You break your teeth off.

[Adam Devine]

There's a chance you're chipping teeth because some of those corn nuts are hard AF extra nuts.

[Blake Anderson]

What are your go to road trips snack? Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I love a frito like honey barbecue twist. I think those are really delicious.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Frito. Frito, Frito. Honey barbecue. Oh, the twists.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, Frito the twist.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

There's no d in it, Frito.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Not yet. Not till I get a hand on it.

[Adam Devine]

I'm gonna put my dick in the bag.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. Come here.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not Frito.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But. You got him that bad.

[Adam Devine]

Look, man, I'm from the bay. We say things different, okay? We say, I know, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

God, and. And the fact that I saw some comments on the David Chang thing. And a girl wrote exactly that. And they're like, I hate when they make fun of how he pronounces things. Because I'm like, wait, it's pronounced differently. And I'm like, blake, you've lived not in the bay for 25 years, so.

[Adam Devine]

Sticks with you, though. That's how I learned the language.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So you want him to change?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's how I learned the language.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. So I mean, I stopped saying pop. I say soda.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You still say ray road, though.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't say railroad.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Still say railroad. I don't say railroad. My dad's from Missouri. He said railroad.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't say railroad.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's okay. Just is what it is. You say sugar.

[Blake Anderson]

I do say. Sure.

[Adam Devine]

It's all true. It's all true. Wait, I gave my gas because I'm curious. What else do you guys. You just go straight salted? No, I'm sorry, what is your go to snack from for a road trip?

[Blake Anderson]

I. I may.

[Adam Devine]

Celsius.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I mean, that'd be delicious. Yeah, I would. I would probably do a. A nerds rope.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

That'll keep that on the side.

[Adam Devine]

That a boy.

[Blake Anderson]

Then as the base. You gotta go with it. Like a salted almond. Like a flavored almond. Like those wasabi almonds.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God, those are the shit.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, almond is. Feels like a responsible snack. That's also very delicious.

[Blake Anderson]

And then a little stinky. And this is debatable. And I. Sometimes I'll bring it on planes and people give me side eyes. Rotisserie chicken.

[Adam Devine]

No, no.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh my God, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Like a jerky. A jerky of some sort.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, of course. Hopefully local. Hopefully local.

[Adam Devine]

I love a local jerky.

[Blake Anderson]

Hopefully local. Yes. You try to find the fun local brand or something that is a little more specific to the region.

[Adam Devine]

I love local jerky, but also Jack.

[Blake Anderson]

Links, it rocks too, so, you know.

[Adam Devine]

We get down with that. I love local jerky, though. Sometimes they just.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, I'll up an old trapper too.

[Adam Devine]

Hello. Hello.

[Blake Anderson]

Twisted.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So I heard about you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'll up an old trapper jerky.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I definitely get like a big water and then I get a five hour energy drink or two.

[Blake Anderson]

There we go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I could just shoot it, but then I'm drinking water so my teeth don't get all like. I will for sure get like a Reese's sticks four pack situation.

[Adam Devine]

Oh my God, you dumb.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because it's fun. I can either go, this is all mine, or I can be the fun guy. Who's going? Who wants. Anybody want a little stick they're light, they're airy. They. They. They check a box for me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And yes, Blake, you got more. Well, I'm. That's like a kit Kat, but it's Reese's. Is that what I don't know if I've had.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's a wafer. It's like a chocolate covered wafer and peanut butter.

[Adam Devine]

That sounds delicious.

[Blake Anderson]

Todd. Give us a Reese's stick and then.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm in. I mean, I'm a huge fan of everything Reese's does, so.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And I'm a fan of yours.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't think I've ever said that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I would say. I would say. I would get a water too. I. You got to get a water because.

[Adam Devine]

The water like it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

When you go to the checkout, you're like. And I got the big. The big smart one and I got the water.

[Blake Anderson]

So I'm not a total degenerate.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And then so you get the water, but then also you got to get something with caffeine. If I'm off the energy drinks, if I'm on the energy drinks, I'd get a big ass sugar free red bull. But if I'm off the energy, I.

[Adam Devine]

Would get a Zoa. I don't know about you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Zoa energy still.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if it exists.

[Blake Anderson]

I sometimes mix. You know, I. If I really need to stay awake if I'm driving, I would do. I would get my go to. I'd get my eyes right. I would get a sparkling water and then I would get an energy drink and mix it and put it in a cup. Bingo, bango wango tango.

[Adam Devine]

I'm ready to drive perfect like that.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Kyle Newacheck]

I'm a big local jerky guy. You know, if it's just like Mike's round the corner jerky that's like in a shitty weird bag.

[Blake Anderson]

Love it.

[Adam Devine]

Around the corner and jerk Mike.

[Blake Anderson]

I love a shitty weird bag.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I am also a like if they have like a saran wrapped cookie at the counter.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, a bit like a big one, you know, like a big kind of. I'll give that a shot. I'll give that a shot.

[Blake Anderson]

I know what you're saying. Yeah, I love it.

[Adam Devine]

Great call.

[Blake Anderson]

Also in at these I'm specifically thinking the the really the only time I road trip are is like when I'm in Nebraska and I Omaha, we do a hunt once a year and I'm gonna go in a few weeks. Where we go, we fly into Omaha and then we drive like two and a half hours up to the Omaha, South Dakota border and that's where we hunt. And there's a gas station that we always stop at that has very local chips that are Larry the Cable Guy chips and they have all kinds of flavors and I always got to get a bag of Larry the Cable Guy dill pickle chips.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, read the Cable Guy chips.

[Blake Anderson]

Get her done. Get her done, babe. Get her done.

[Adam Devine]

Did they just do you think it's just like rap snacks and they rebranded it Larry the Cable Guy in that area?

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I think Larry's making them Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

I think Larry's doing his own.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Baking the air fryer at home.

[Blake Anderson]

I think he's doing his own thing. He's Larry the Cable Guy, man. He's got. Especially in Nebraska, he's got a lot of pull. I. I told you guys I was as a celebrity guest years ago now for the Cornhuskers. And I was there. And they're like, ladies and gentlemen, out in the vi, like, waving, you know. And then I'm talking with Eric Crouch, who won the Heisman, who I found out we had the same birthday, so that was fun. And the mayor of Omaha. And so, like, these are some. Some power players. And then someone comes up to me and goes, excuse me, Adam, Larry the Cable Guy would like to see you. And they're like, well, you gotta go. And I'm like, I've been summoned, right. By Larry the Cable Guy. And then they took me. They took me up to him. He has his own suite. That's his all the time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's decked out in his stuff.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And you go in. Coolest guy, nicest guy. I was with Chloe. He was asking her all types of questions.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You can't go in with those sleeves on, sir.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he was. He was the man. Big shout out to Larry the Cable Guy. And now my. Now my kid watches Car Cars all the time, so I have even a bigger appreciation all day.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, he's. He's Mater or whatever.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Have you watched Cars 2?

[Blake Anderson]

I have.

[Adam Devine]

They are all good Cars to suck. You're off of them.

[Blake Anderson]

Cars 2 is not as good.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They kind of give the movie to Mater because two, I think it's twofold. And maybe this is a little too inside Hollywood, but I think Owen Wilson was like, off the rails at this time. And they were like, we need to make a sequel. And they were like, we don't exactly know where he is. And I think that Larry was also. Mater was like the big. I'm doing cracked from the first ones. They were like, let's make it the Mater movie.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I'm a big Mater guy.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Three is pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

Three gets back on track.

[Blake Anderson]

We haven't gone to three yet, but one is an absolute banger. And my kid, it's. It's. I mean, we said we weren't going to do it until he was at least two to like, let him watch movies and stuff, but we let him watch just a few minutes of it. And now every day he comes down and points to the TV and goes and does that incessantly until you finally have a meltdown yourself, and you break down. You're like, fine. Fucking. We'll put on cars. Shut the fuck up. We'll put on cars.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just. Just don't give him your phone.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I have not given him the phone.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Just promise me. Just promise me you won't give him.

[Blake Anderson]

The phone, because that's. That's when it's over. They're gonna need that phone every damn day.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Everyone I know who gives their kids the phone, it's over. Their kids are on crack, and. And the parents love it because it's the answer. They're like, here, don't be on crack over there. So we can have an adult conversation.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we're not. We're not giving him a phone. We're not giving him an iPad.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't do it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you gotta resist the 10.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Hold out. Just hold out until, like, an airplane. Like, if they're on an airplane, that's.

[Blake Anderson]

The one time where he's allowed. We'll. We're gonna, like, okay, you can watch the iPad on the airplane. And by the way, he wants to watch it for, like, 15 minutes, and he's like a little kid, so he's like, okay, yeah, I saw that, Ms. Rachel. Now what, dude? And you're like, what? Do you want to walk up down the aisles and say hi to everyone and annoy a lot of people, right? It's. It is funny how many people. Because it's a very cute kid, and he's. And he just goes and goes, hi. Hey. Hey. I would say 85% of people love it and think it's very cute. Those people that don't like it. I've never felt this way. If someone, like, gives my kid a side eye, I want to break their nose. Like how they teach you in Taekwondo.

[Adam Devine]

Where you do that and the bones.

[Blake Anderson]

Shoots back up into the brain and it kills them immediately. That's what I want to do.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Your honor, exhibit A, the podcast where Adam Devine said he wanted to murder someone, and now he did it.

[Blake Anderson]

That's. That's what I want to do to them, because they gave my kid, like, his side eye. And, you know, I get it. They're on a plane. They don't necessarily want to interact with children, but them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, it's quick. Sidebar. So remember how I was wearing the weight vest the other day and da, da, da, da. I was. I was wearing it. I was taking it off. Speaking of noses going into brains, and I kind of, like, hopped up to, like, get it off, and the front plate Just blasted my nose. And I was like, oh, no. I was like, my life didn't flash before my eyes like last week, but, dude, I was like, what if I just died trying to get a weight vest?

[Adam Devine]

Taking a weight vest off a Final Destination moment, but knock your front teeth out? That would be a bummer.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Nose to brain. Yeah, I. But did. When I see parents out and look, everyone, do your thing. But when I see parents out, like, we were at the zoo the other day, speaking of zoos. Last week, there's just kids on their phones at the zoo. And I'm like, yo, there's a real.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, there's real gorillas right there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Elephant. There's a rhinoceros right here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Fucking thing. Why are the parents like, sure, here, sure. I'm just like, it's crazy. You're out to dinner. The kids are just zoned out. All of them on their own thing so the parents can talk. And I understand the idea behind it, but sometimes you just got to fucking teach your kids how to be out in the world.

[Adam Devine]

Got to give them a crayon. Come on, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Give them a crayon.

[Adam Devine]

Fucking go wild.

[Blake Anderson]

We were at Nobu.

[Adam Devine]

Hello.

[Blake Anderson]

My wife and I maybe.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No way.

[Blake Anderson]

Which is a fancy, you know, sushi place.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And sushi restaurant. And we. I call them places. Places. Yes. And it's a fancy restaurant, a dojo. We were having like a date night. And you know, without the kid. And the table next to us was two kids and the parents. And the parents are. They're having their date night, but they're kids are with them.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Full on laptop gaming setups. Wearing headsets.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's kind of tight.

[Blake Anderson]

Full on gaming at no booth.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow. Dude, it was crazy. And these kids are like. They were a little older. They were like 12 and 10, something like that.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But even worse because I'm like, they can add to the conversation. You can tell them about what's happening in the world.

[Blake Anderson]

I know.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, wait, wait, wait, wait, though. That could be their job. They could be making thousands of dollars.

[Blake Anderson]

Good call.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

What if your kids are.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They're probably picking up tab at.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I mean that. Hey, that's true.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, what if they're the main source of.

[Blake Anderson]

Dad, I got this.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They might have owned the restaurant.

[Adam Devine]

Come on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Good call.

[Adam Devine]

You don't know. They could be sponsored by Mountain Dew. They're. They're paying for. No. Boo.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I'll take that walk. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

I was playing Call of Duty the other day, and I finally ran into my first world ranked Call of Duty player. Because their skin, it said like world rank. This guy destroyed everybody. Yeah, it was like we all had like six kills and he had the 30 kills and he won. Yeah, it was wild how good he was. And I'm like. I mean. And he probably was like 14 years old.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. A few years back I did like a Mountain Dew tournament and I played. My teammate was this kid named Priesta. And he's like a legit like professional call.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You remember the name?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude, Priesta. That's my boy. He was fucking nice with it. But he like, he held the controller different. Like he, it was called like a claw. He like made a new way to hold controllers. I met his parents. They couldn't be more stoked on him.

[Blake Anderson]

How old was this kid?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, you were, you were at a thing. Got it. Okay. I thought you were online.

[Adam Devine]

I think he was like 16 or 17. Like pretty, pretty young dude. Like still lived at home, but like they would fly out to do these tournaments and he just like wrecked shop.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's cool if that's, if you literally are that great and that's your thing. Yeah, then, then you're. That's your thing. Yeah, I don't think that these kids were at that level.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you gotta let them play to practice, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, that's. That's fair enough. Fair enough.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm remembering this story a little more. The one kid was full on gaming. The other kid is DMing his girlfriend. And it was like taking dick pics. No, it was like the cutest little exchange.

[Kyle Newacheck]

How'd you see it?

[Blake Anderson]

Like we could read it because it was huge.

[Adam Devine]

It was huge.

[Blake Anderson]

He had it blown up because he's on a full on laptop and it was like massive. And so Chloe and I are like you now.

[Adam Devine]

You and Chloe.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just like a lot of like winking faces. I'm like, this, this is kind of cute.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, it's cute until it takes a wild turn and you're like, oh, geez.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I understand that. Some people are like, you know what? It's cheaper than getting a sitter and we want to have date night.

[Adam Devine]

Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, sure.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But guess what?

[Adam Devine]

Get a crayon.

[Blake Anderson]

Just get a sitter.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Get a crayon, Just get a sitter.

[Blake Anderson]

You're. Hey, also you're going to Nobu. It's gonna be an expensive night.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's the new, like bringing the dog on the airplane.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, the kids ate, right. So it's was expensive.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Babysitters Are expensive these days.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's a while to bring the kids to. No booze.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know, man.

[Adam Devine]

Are they even eating sushi? If I was a kid.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, by the way, we're taking Bo to Nobu tonight, so.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, get the phone out.

[Blake Anderson]

It does happen. We have, like, PM reservation, and this is the way. Bo's actually great at restaurants because we go out to eat quite a bit. Yeah, but you just have to, like, you order. He likes. He likes to eat lemons. He loves lemons. So you go, hey, give us a glass of water with a lid and some lemons and a cup of ice, right? They go, get that. Then we walk around. One of us walks around with him for a little bit until that gets there. Then you put him in the chair. He eats lemons. He eats some ice is water.

[Adam Devine]

He just eats lemons.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's a Hollywood diet.

[Adam Devine]

A little cayenne pepper.

[Blake Anderson]

We order then. Then we walk him again. Walk him around the restaurant, you know.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Show him the stuff. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Then we come back. Hopefully the food is there. We give him, you know, whatever food that we can give him there at Nobu that Daddy doesn't eat, that Daddy doesn't need. And then. And then hopefully, you know, it's a. It's a great experience. Wow.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He's eating solid food now, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So he can eat sushi, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Pizza. Pizza. I don't know if you can eat sushi. I don't one. I don't think you would like it.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But my kids, they eat it. I'm like. The Midwesterner in me is like, but, yeah. Huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. My dad still. He's like, but it's not cooked. And then we take him to nice restaurants, you know, nice sushi restaurant. And then he'd eat it and he goes, tell you what, that wasn't half bad.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm like, yeah, dad, it's really nice sushi.

[Adam Devine]

That shit's important.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But just psychologically, it doesn't enter the chat.

[Adam Devine]

It ain't right. It's like, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's right out there. Yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He's like, well, why? It'd be better if they cooked it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I don't think I had sushi for the first time until my, like, mid-20s, probably. Like with you. Yeah. I didn't even touch the stuff at a grocery store.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah. I'm still surprised that you've even tried it.

[Adam Devine]

I love sushi. I think it's delicious.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I. We ate sushi together. We. We. Me and you had a little fun date night in San Francisco.

[Adam Devine]

And we did. I just was looking at. I saw those pics in my phone the other day, and I'm like, oh, that was.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a nice dinner.

[Adam Devine]

Just me and Adam out.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And I was surprised that you actually were eating the sushi.

[Adam Devine]

You guys give me a lot of.

[Blake Anderson]

Because for years and years, you wouldn't. Or we would go and you would eat, like, teriyaki. You'd get, like, a teriyaki bowl or whatever.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But look at him now. He's eating seafood soup live on television.

[Adam Devine]

You saw me. You saw me. I ate a clam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Did you crack open any of those crab legs?

[Adam Devine]

No, because we didn't, like, have the. Like, how the.

[Blake Anderson]

At David Chang live Dinner time.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Live. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

From last week. Yes.

[Adam Devine]

I did not break into the crab legs.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't. By the way, they didn't give us any tools to break into the crab legs. Exactly. So you.

[Adam Devine]

You had to snap them with your hands. Actually, I kind of forgot. Now that we're talking about restaurants, I got a really cool thing sent to my. My home from a restaurant that we're all pretty. Pretty stoked on.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

Did you guys. Did you.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my. Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

Evidently, Twin Peaks. Wow. Heard us talking, and I got a gift box from. From Twin Peaks. Get ready.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What's in the. What's in the box?

[Blake Anderson]

No, here's what happens. Here's what happens. Isaac. Because he told me. He's like, I got a thing from Twin Peaks. Like, what was that? And he's like, the restaurant. The restaurant. And I'm like, okay. And then he doesn't give it to me.

[Kyle Newacheck]

So sick.

[Adam Devine]

I'm gonna come. No, it's better. It's better than a T shirt, guys. Okay, you're gonna want Isaac to send this to your house, because there's a great review.

[Blake Anderson]

Holy moly. Yes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What is that?

[Adam Devine]

It is a mouse pad. Oh, huge titties.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Can you imagine?

[Adam Devine]

Wow.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Sending that up the chain of command to be like. And we need to make these.

[Adam Devine]

Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, by the way. And I hope that guy is now the. The CEO of the company, because he has brilliant ideas.

[Adam Devine]

Took me a while to figure out what it was. I thought maybe it was just like a. To go, like, titty doll, But I think.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think you just lay on top of that.

[Blake Anderson]

Go, titty dog.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Like, you take it on an airplane with you. You go in the bathroom.

[Blake Anderson]

So for just the audio listeners, it's a mouse pad with huge dudes.

[Kyle Newacheck]

For, like, to rest your wrist on.

[Blake Anderson]

By the way, that looks mad comfortable.

[Adam Devine]

It feels hella good. Dude, it's squishy.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm having wrist issues from, you know, you're working on the computer and writing.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, sure. Of course.

[Adam Devine]

Of course, sweetheart. The doctor gave it to me. I have to have it. All right. For my carpool.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Wait, but are you using a mouse, Adam?

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, but, I mean, I want.

[Kyle Newacheck]

To start using a mouse still. This is.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I'm just gonna kind of put this neck next to my lazy Boy and just rest my wrist right there.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, sure.

[Adam Devine]

It's comfy.

[Blake Anderson]

It's nice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I gotta go. I got a feeling that you won't be resting that wrist very long.

[Blake Anderson]

And that's where you put your. Put your dick through that. What is that? Is that a to go.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, to go body.

[Adam Devine]

What is that little dick suit?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it's a koozie. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Or you can. You can stick your dick through the top and it.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, there's a little.

[Adam Devine]

Little jersey. And then I got a hat, which is pretty cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, the hat is pretty sick.

[Adam Devine]

So. Shout out Twin Peaks, man.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a huge. That's big time. Big time gift box.

[Adam Devine]

I haven't. I haven't read the note, but you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Didn'T read the note. You got to read the note first.

[Adam Devine]

Like.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it's so sweet.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's really kind.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's the personal touch.

[Blake Anderson]

What is it saying?

[Adam Devine]

It says, we heard an episode loud and clear. Bring back restaurants. So we're answering the call with a mouse pad that has huge titties.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, shout out now.

[Blake Anderson]

Should. Should we invest? Like, I know. You know, like, people. You know, people in our position, they. They. They put their money where their mouths are and our mouths where they want.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Their mouths wrapped around.

[Blake Anderson]

We want our mouths to be.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, it says if this is important. Ever wants to post up at a place with cold beer, scratch food, and hotter views? Twin Peaks is. Is locked and loaded.

[Blake Anderson]

So, boys, scratch food.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. What does that mean?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, biscuits?

[Blake Anderson]

I. Well, that's, like a golfing reference.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, I think it's, like, made from scratch, as opposed to, like, frozen wings that show up at Hooters. That's probably their, like, angle.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay. That's nice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You think that shots fired at. At Hooters?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I think so.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, well, what team are you guys?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I mean, I don't know if I've eaten out of Twin Peaks.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Don't do that. Don't do that. Yeah. Where's the Closest one.

[Adam Devine]

We don't need to be divided any longer, guys.

[Blake Anderson]

No. This nation is divided too much.

[Adam Devine]

There's room enough for Hooters and Twin Peaks.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Of course. I misspoke.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, right, left, wherever, wherever you are sitting. Let's meet in the middle. Let's meet in the middle.

[Adam Devine]

Right at we're here telling hi, this is TII Nation telling everyone we need to meet in the middle right.

[Blake Anderson]

Right here.

[Adam Devine]

We gotta be right in the middle, right.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Message received.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. I I cap. Dude.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, boy.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you, Twin Peaks.

[Blake Anderson]

That's nice.

[Kyle Newacheck]

The rhetoric has never been tonered.

[Adam Devine]

Feels good.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

When was the last road trip you guys have been on?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, I, I drive pretty often.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I drive to the Bay area like three times a year, so I've.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Driven to Oregon before. That's not short.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a hell of a drive. How far is that?

[Adam Devine]

I did that for New Year's. It was kind of. There's a. What's the mountain range you go through? That's kind of brutal. It was like snowing through there.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, there they were. It was like a chains situation. Yeah, true nightmare.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, how long is that drive?

[Kyle Newacheck]

What do you.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you look at?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, I had like a book on audiobook or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

But doesn't your GPS just tell you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, I drove through a.

[Adam Devine]

No, he doesn't. He can't tell time. He judges by books.

[Blake Anderson]

Doesn't your GPS just tell you it's six and a half hours or however long.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, you. Sorry. Yeah, I didn't know how. I don't have many miles. It is.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know when to know how many chapters of your audiobook you read.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I thought you said what are you looking at? And I said I'm not looking at anything. I'm listening. Okay, great. Anyway, it. I think it's like 17 hours in. In an EV or you gotta like stop like I don't know, five times and charge for 40 minutes.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's rough.

[Blake Anderson]

That is rough.

[Adam Devine]

It's a big one.

[Blake Anderson]

17 hours. And then you. I mean, you're stopping, right? You're stopping. You're spend the night somewhere.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I did a total. Yeah. Where is it? Like, not Carson. Carson. Not Carson. Somewhere else?

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, Carson is just in la.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, somewhere like just north of northwest.

[Blake Anderson]

Of Chico City of Carson.

[Adam Devine]

What is that?

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Paradise.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't know. Anyway, I stopped it like a. Literally, like. Yeah, it was paradise. And just laid down in the like shittiest hotel bed possible. Like, I'm like, I don't want to pay anything. I'm just gonna be here for like six hours sleeping, and then I'm gonna wake up and hit the road. Just lay down like coffin style.

[Blake Anderson]

What was the purpose of. Of doing this, jurors? You just needed to get a lot of. Up there and you.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, exactly.

[Blake Anderson]

Because you. You have a place up there. You have a cabin, right?

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And so you just need to transport a certain amount of shit.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. TVs that, like, I don't use here at the house anymore. That we could put up there. All sorts of stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's cool. You did the trip by yourself 17 hours.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I did. I did.

[Blake Anderson]

That's legendary.

[Adam Devine]

That's legendary, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

That car lives. Lives up there now. Or you turn around and drove back.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, and then we all drove back.

[Blake Anderson]

With the whole fam.

[Kyle Newacheck]

They all flew. I mean, it's. The Rivian is fucking sick. I mean, I was in a legit blizzard and just gunning it.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, that is scary.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Dude. I for sure should have died. Every time I'd pull behind a truck, you're getting like the residual wind and flurries and it's like rolling hills a lot. So, like, you're trying to go around and then you're just like. But what if a car is just at the bottom of a rolling hill and then just pops up as soon as I'm right there?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's the danger of that.

[Adam Devine]

You're dead.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But I'm here to tell the tale.

[Adam Devine]

What. What book was it? Because I am curious. What'd you slap on the audible?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I. I finished one book.

[Blake Anderson]

Twin Peaks.

[Kyle Newacheck]

No, it was. Oh, it was the Tarantino like, movie book where he just talks about movies and shit. I finished that and then started Stephen King, the.

[Blake Anderson]

The Shining, the greatest movie ever, which.

[Kyle Newacheck]

By the way, super fucking boring.

[Adam Devine]

The book is not as good as the movie, I don't think. It kind of gets a little weird.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Here's what I know about myself. Too many words. I just. I can't. If I'm Just like, I don't care.

[Adam Devine]

I'm a fucking idiot.

[Kyle Newacheck]

There's like a literal literarial whole chapter or more where the dude. Let's just say Jack Nicholson. So we know who we're talking about here, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Is in the basement of the hotel reading newspaper excerpts. So you get like a little history of the hotel and, like, you, like, mobsters used to be there and, like, somebody went missing and, like, a wife and an affair and da, da, da, da. And it's like you're just reading newspaper excerpts and I'm like.

[Blake Anderson]

You're like, okay, this could have been, like, two pages long.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I don't give a. And it's well written. And, like, it's. It's interesting. And you see how it makes him go, like, a little crazier because, like, crazy things have happened there and he's. It's way more about him being an alcoholic.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I do like that. Audiobooks are such a thing now. I enjoy an audio.

[Adam Devine]

They're the best.

[Blake Anderson]

Now that. Now that I'm driving so much that I live down here in Orange county, and then I'm up in LA all the time. So it's like an hour and a half up. And then sometimes when you're coming back, it could be two and a half hours down, you know, and just being in the car, you know, it's nice to feel like you're learning a little something and not just. Not just listening to old Blink 182. I was gonna say the same Blink.

[Adam Devine]

182 song and kid Cudi over and over and over.

[Blake Anderson]

It's been minutes since I ditched in the Kid Cudi.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

One, two, three.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, boy, here we go.

[Adam Devine]

Was that a Vampire Weekend as well, or. I don't know. That was.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I went through a little Vampire Weekend phase, too. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Oh, I'm trying to remember. The guy who reads. The guy who reads the book, though, is crushing it. The. He's an actor. His name's Campbell Scott. You've seen him in movies. He was in, like, Roger Dodger, and you'd recognize him. He's like a super, like, clean cut, business honky type guy. Executive type.

[Adam Devine]

Is he got a silky voice or.

[Kyle Newacheck]

He really does and he changes it for people like the little kid and like, the mom.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like if your thing is doing audiobooks, your job's done. AI is. Is coming for that job right now. I feel like that is. That is already probably happening, and we don't even realize thing sucks.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I've been hearing some Some AI like radio ads. And you can tell. I mean, it will in a couple years.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And by the end of the year, you won't be able to.

[Blake Anderson]

But yes, even. Even some songs, like, I saw, like, this guy, he was like, this is Nickelback, but a R and B soul version of it, and it was legit, very good. And you're. And the guy was like, lip syncing. So for a second I'm like, oh, is he the one singing this? But then he missed a few words, so I'm like, oh, he just lives. And then I was like, oh, it's AI.

[Adam Devine]

God damn it. We're done.

[Blake Anderson]

We're doomed.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I feel like every podcast I've watched or listened to in the last couple of weeks has been about this. And it's. The thing everyone talks about is, like, the atrophy, where it's like, first of all, we're leveling the playing field. Now everybody knows everything, which is kind of cool because, like, if you couldn't go to college, like, now you know everything that somebody went to college. And, like, AI can do a ton of things. And if someone's like a. Like a specialized in some field and they know all the stuff, they're no longer specialized because you're now just pulling it up on your phone. And sooner or later, it's going to be connected to our brains. But then what happens in chapter two, when we're all like, well, you don't have to do anything because we just know everything, and no one knows anything.

[Blake Anderson]

And no one knows anything, and then all of a sudden, it stops working or something happens.

[Adam Devine]

Exactly.

[Blake Anderson]

And then we're like, exactly.

[Kyle Newacheck]

But also, what do you want to do?

[Adam Devine]

Jerk off.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what are.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Why are you waking up in the morning?

[Blake Anderson]

Jerk off.

[Adam Devine]

Jerk off, bro.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Exactly. Like, how. How primal do we get?

[Blake Anderson]

Our chairs are going to be covered.

[Adam Devine]

I want to be virtually slurped. Stop. I want my wrist resting on my twin peak.

[Blake Anderson]

I just want to be gobbled.

[Adam Devine]

No, but that's what's going to happen.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, anybody who innately likes hard work and doing stuff, I guess you'll be fine. But I would say that's only 30% of people. Maybe I'll say 4.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe less than that. Yeah, maybe less.

[Kyle Newacheck]

I would say, like, you know, it.

[Adam Devine]

Depends how hard we're talking, how hard the work is. I like. Like, medium work.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And everyone else is looking for shortcuts or to chill. And I get that for sure. But, man, you're gonna be fucked.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, well, it's a very. It's A very dark time, scary time to be alive.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Because who doesn't want to know everything? We all want to know everything. That's why when we are like, what was the name of that person? That movie? We just whip it out from our phone instead of going, we don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I used to like try to hold that knowledge in my head. Yeah. No, like, like when I was a kid I would just read the back of like comic cards just to like memorize stats.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Right. Agility, strength, intelligence.

[Adam Devine]

Know their real. Like, why do I need to know dexterity? Magneto's name is Eric.

[Blake Anderson]

Or like. Yeah, I would, I would look at like the back. I would study the back of like baseball and basketball and football. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And just have.

[Blake Anderson]

You're like, you want to know their stats and you want to be able to like talk to your friends and, and know all that. Now you don't. Now the kids, they don't even care because they know AI.

[Kyle Newacheck]

What did I see? Someone posted something of the day where like a person made a phone call and they were like, what did everyone just like knew everyone's phone numbers? That's like they, they like didn't believe the movie people made because they're like, that's impossible. And it's like, actually we did and it's crazy. And I'm sure we all remember our best friend's phone number from when we were in middle school.

[Adam Devine]

I've got Kyle's. That's the only one I know is Kyle's phone number.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, I got it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I got a couple. Yeah. It's weird when it comes back to you, like I just give them out.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Let's give them.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Kyle's.

[Adam Devine]

I think it still is.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, mine, mine's still mine never changes. I've never, never changed. But yeah, remember you would have that like raggedy ass thing that you'd keep in your wallet of like everybody's number. I would keep like just like a sheet of like a little one sheet, right. That's this big like on the back of like someone's card. And then you write really small and try to write everybody's number on that. And you'd whip it out and be.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Like, I think my dad gave me one of those for like emergencies if like he went missing.

[Adam Devine]

That's a good call. Like a little laminated emergency card.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah, something like that. With like my grandparents number and. Or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

That's a great call.

[Blake Anderson]

Mine was not laminated. Any takebacks? Any apologies? Any epic slams here, boys?

[Kyle Newacheck]

I mean, shout out Twin Peaks.

[Adam Devine]

Twin Peaks. I mean, God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

God damn.

[Adam Devine]

I hope you guys have this in the mail.

[Blake Anderson]

I hope we get that. I hope we get that soon.

[Adam Devine]

It's gonna be cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Isaac has already given that to his son.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That seems like a limited edition situation.

[Adam Devine]

I really just. I can't wait to just watch football and do this.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Blake, relax there, buddy.

[Blake Anderson]

And why are you squeezing it like.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's aggressive.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It's not a real woman. It's just. It's just jelly, man. Yeah.

[Kyle Newacheck]

That's how it starts. That's how it starts. Jeffrey Dahmer cutting open animals.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not a real woman. Yep.

[Kyle Newacheck]

You know, it's not a real deaf people.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just jelly. All right, Take backs. Apologies. Epic slams.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I mean. Huh? I'm glad I shouted out.

[Blake Anderson]

Prista, my boy.

[Adam Devine]

I gotta tap in with him. He's so sick. Dude, if you. Hey. I'll just say if your parents out there and you're bringing a whole laptop setups to the restaurant. I get it. If you're. You're trying to get your kid to go pro with virtual eating.

[Blake Anderson]

It didn't seem like that.

[Adam Devine]

It didn't seem.

[Kyle Newacheck]

This is a.

[Adam Devine]

This is a job of the future, you guys. I. I get the crayon thing as well, but sometimes we got to pay these bills. Somebody gotta buy this Nobu. And maybe it's my kid.

[Kyle Newacheck]

And big shout out to Blake. I think that might be his first take. Adam.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Honestly.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That was pretty cool. Yeah, thank you. That was pretty cool. You had a thing to say on the podcast.

[Kyle Newacheck]

It's nice to really finally.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. I finally had something to say.

[Kyle Newacheck]

Yeah. And here goes my slam. I won't. I won't. I shouldn't. I didn't.

[Adam Devine]

Don't.

[Blake Anderson]

And that's another episode.

[Adam Devine]

This is important.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

This is an iHeart podcast.