Ep 268: Blake Tucks Up & Adam Knows This Because…???

Summary

This Is Important – Ep 268: Blake Tucks Up & Adam Knows This Because…???

Podcast: This Is Important
Host: iHeartPodcasts
Date: October 14, 2025
Main Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

The guys are back together after some time apart, serving up their signature mix of absurd, comedic banter and genuine friendship. This episode leans heavily into classic TII territory: hilarious stories about minor league baseball hats, disastrous stadium appearances, Hot Ones experiences, and why Adam’s entire house now smells like broccoli farts. They touch on “life hacks” (good and bad), reminisce about childhood and Midwest traditions, and—as always—roast each other mercilessly.

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Major Topics & Discussions

1. Adam’s Newly Bare Upper Lip & “Minor Motion Pictures”

[02:32–04:20]

• Blake notes Adam’s missing mustache; Adam feels it makes him “look like a young man or an old lady.”
• The mustache is gone for a “major… well, minor” motion picture role.
• Extended riff about “major” and “minor” motion pictures and the (nonexistent) minor league of movies.
• Notable Quote:
  • Adam [02:49]: “Do you think it makes me look younger or just makes me look like a girl?”
• The team jokes about pitching a “minor motion picture” as a new Hollywood trend.

2. Minor League Baseball Caps & Bert Kreischer

[05:04–08:11]

• The guys reminisce about a youthful phase of wearing minor league team hats (like Modesto Nuts and Omaha Storm Chasers).
• They riff on Bert Kreischer’s cap-wearing, debating if he played baseball.
• Notable exchange:
  • Kyle [05:51]: “I think he did. And I think that’s why he wears the hats, so he can start the conversation like, ‘You know, I played baseball.’”
• Minor league fandom, team names, and the quirky pride of hometown squads.

3. Blake’s Return to Nebraska & A Deflated Stadium Stunt

[09:13–15:18]

• Blake recounts his recent trip to Nebraska for a Cornhuskers game (vs. Michigan State).
• Announcer fixated on how much weight Blake has lost—bittersweet “compliment.”
• Blake’s adventure firing the T-shirt cannon: technical malfunction, corn mask chaos, and a single limp shirt.
• Notable Quote:
  • Blake [12:44]: “No, in fact, I was like, 35 drinks deep… I will rip the corn mask off, but I’m going to wear it.”
  • Adam [14:41]: “You lose. Oh, damn, dude.”

4. Midwest Traditions: Annual Hunts & Cabin Drama

[15:43–22:43]

• Blake discusses his family’s annual pheasant hunt—a Midwest tradition.
• Recalls a previous hunt gone wrong: friends misbehaving, indoor weed smoking, weed-offering drama.
• “Main character energy” as a negative adult trait.
• Friendship tested, repairs made with the cabin owner, and communication mishaps (months texting a stranger by accident).
• Notable Quotes:
  • Kyle [17:26]: "That's the cool move—to go, 'My bad. I crossed the line.'"
  • Blake [19:01]: “This guy’s got the same name, so it wasn’t him. But it kept going on for months…”

5. Life Hacks: Dog Poop, Fireplaces, and the Art of Survival

[37:31–41:11]

• Childhood stories—moms improvising solutions, not always with excellent results.
  • Blake’s mom puts salsa on dog poop to make the pup stop eating it (the pup loves it more).
  • During a blizzard, Blake’s mom chops up the dining room table for firewood (and forgets to open the chimney flue).
• Notable Quotes:
  • Blake [36:35]: “My mom saw on Oprah—if you put hot sauce on the shit, it won’t eat the shit anymore… but we had mild salsa. Dog just gobbled these mounds.”
  • Adam [40:04]: “[I] wake up… she’s thrown the legs of the dining room table into the fireplace.”

6. Hot Ones Live: Burning Mouth to Limping Home

[28:02–29:49, 52:36–54:12]

• Blake did Hot Ones again, this time a live taping—so hot he limped back to his car.
• Kyle samples Wing #5; group discusses the insidious pain of later wings (esp. Da Bomb).
• Extended joke: theory about Blake’s “burnt dickhole” due to hot sauce mishap.
• Adam claims intimate knowledge of his friends’ “tuck” preferences.
• Notable Exchange:
  • Blake [29:17]: “I was limping… why am I limping?”
  • Adam [55:05]: “You do tuck up… direct line right into the tunnel of love.”

7. Adam’s House: Smells Like Farts (Broccoli Incident)

[32:28–35:45]

• Adam’s house reeks of farts; the mystery is solved: his wife watered every indoor plant with leftover broccoli steam water.
• Desperation measures: lime juice only adds “sour farts.”
• Notable Quotes:
  • Adam [34:44]: “Our entire house just smells like farts, dude. And I don’t know what to do.”
  • Blake [34:57]: “Well, you gotta re-water the plants with fresh water.”

8. Security System Life Hack: The Return of “Stubbers”

[46:16–48:20]

• Kyle reveals that their years-old podcast bit—a home security system that fills your house with fog—is now a real product.
• “Stubbers” security: burglars enter and are blinded by fog; the guys riff on home defense tactics.

9. Underwear Trends, Skims, and Tucking Up

[55:46–58:28]

• Will boxers make a comeback now that bigger pants are back? Most think no—boxer briefs (esp. SKIMS) have advanced too far.
• Adam outs himself as a “Skims boy,” and the guys riff on brand names (scumboy? scums?).
• Notable Quotes:
  • Adam [58:15]: “Hey, I enjoy the skims. I’m actually pleasantly surprised with the fit and the breathability.”

10. Buzzball Review & Takebacks

[61:25–62:56]

• Adam taste-tests the new “Grapes Gone Wild” Buzzball (“It’s delicious!”). Blake and Kyle roast him for being predictably positive.
• Takebacks: Adam wishes he could “take back the fart water in all [his] plants.”
• Upcoming events teased: Las Vegas show, special guests, and the lead-in to Thanksgiving.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On "Life Hacks" and Parenting:

  • Adam [38:02]: “You don’t got to change your kids diapers if you… you make them eat them.”
  • Kyle [38:05]: “What I like to do, I shove the poop back in them. Then the diaper’s not dirty. Daddy’s a good guy.”

• On Midwest Parenting & Survival:

  • Adam [40:06]: “Wake up… she’s thrown the legs of the dining room table into the fireplace.”
  • Blake [40:21]: “It’s poisonous… we had to open up all the doors and windows.”

• On Adult Friendships:

  • Kyle [21:01]: “Some people roll so strong with that… you feel like a bad guy being like, ‘No, sorry.’”

• On Current Events:

  • Adam [42:29]: “It’s a conspiracy, but what I’m kind of piecing together… dark web stuff, I’m all the way in.”

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Key Timestamps

• 02:32 – Adam shaves for a “minor” motion picture; jokes about film leagues.
• 05:04–08:11 – Minor league hats; Bert Kreischer’s baseball history.
• 09:13–15:18 – Blake’s Nebraska trip and botched stadium stunt.
• 15:43–22:43 – Annual pheasant hunt, cabin weed drama, mistaken identity texting.
• 32:28–35:45 – Adam’s “fart water” plant debacle.
• 28:02–29:49, 52:36–54:12 – Hot Ones stories, limp-inducing spice, and the “dickhole” theory.
• 46:16–48:20 – Stubbers: the burglar-fogging alarm system.
• 55:46–58:28 – Boxers vs. boxer briefs, SKIMS, and tucking up.
• 61:25–62:56 – Grapes Gone Wild Buzzball taste test, takebacks, upcoming shows.

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Memorable Recurring Themes

• The persistent Midwest nostalgia: quirky sports teams, hunting traditions, cabin etiquette.
• “Life hacks” both real and ridiculous—from “dog poop salsa” to insurance fraud jokes.
• The group’s evolving fashion and aging bodies: mustache choices, underwear tech, and honest talk about tucking and sagging.
• Adam’s Buzzball loyalty and willingness to “take one for the team” (even if it means trying grape-flavored liquor on-air).
• Teases for upcoming shows—including a five-year anniversary “best of” episode.

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This episode is a great encapsulation of This Is Important’s blend: deeply unserious, but grounded in years of friendship—and always circling back to the surprisingly relatable theme of making the best of life's messy “important” moments.

Transcript

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[Kyle]

Welcome to this is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important, bottom line, critical thing happening on this planet today on this.

[Blake]

I chor'd on that bone and slurped it down. And I think it was the liquid that would that I swallowed.

[Kyle]

There's a rope. Every week on a Sunday, I let her rope out.

[Adam]

And you had to drive home instead of go to the party because your dick was on burnt.

[Kyle]

Buckle up. Light it up.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Why are you.

[Blake]

Look at you, Blake.

[Adam]

What's up? Oh. What do you see? Oh, look.

[Blake]

It's what I don't see. And I don't see a hairy upper lip.

[Adam]

I know.

[Kyle]

Oh, whoa. I guess I just. I was like, he's looking young, but I didn't notice that it was that.

[Adam]

I hate it. Does it. Do you think it makes me look younger or does it just make me look like a girl?

[Kyle]

Yeah. I feel like people look younger without mustaches. Adam.

[Blake]

Yeah. That's a hot take.

[Adam]

I feel like I look a little like an old lady. A little bit.

[Kyle]

Well, yeah, you look young, man or an old lady.

[Blake]

Your mother. Thank you. And your mother's a beautiful woman.

[Kyle]

Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

You are a beautiful.

[Adam]

I don't mind you saying that.

[Blake]

What made you. What made you snip and trim for.

[Adam]

It's for a role. Currently. Currently for a role?

[Blake]

Yeah. And it's for a television show or a major. Major motion picture.

[Adam]

Major motion picture.

[Blake]

Is it?

[Kyle]

Now we're talking.

[Blake]

This is cool.

[Adam]

Well, not major. Minor. Minor motion picture.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Kyle]

It's a stop motion picture.

[Blake]

I thought of that the other day. I saw something that was like, major motion picture only released in theaters, and I was like, what? Because I've done some. I've done a few major motion pictures and then a few very. Not major motion pictures. Right. But I think they all say major motion picture, do they not?

[Adam]

Yeah. What's up with that? Is there. What we don't have a minor league for?

[Blake]

There's no minor motion pictures.

[Kyle]

What are you guys talking about? It's called studio films and independent films. And I'm sure when it's a studio film, it's a major motion picture.

[Blake]

Is that. Well, I know you're saying, like, what are you guys. What are you talking about?

[Adam]

What are you talking.

[Kyle]

Well, you're like, there's no minors. And I'm like, what are in this?

[Adam]

They don't call it the minor. Minor.

[Kyle]

They don't. But if we did, we could.

[Blake]

That's what.

[Kyle]

And I'm going to start. And you know what? I'm going to start.

[Adam]

Exactly. I want to start calling it the minor motion pictures instead of. Well, but then they might think it's children. Then they might think it's children.

[Blake]

Well, yeah, okay. Well, yeah, I could see how that could be.

[Kyle]

Blake's in all these minor movies.

[Adam]

Minor Little Rascals again.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

I love working with these kids. They're hilarious.

[Kyle]

They say the darnest things.

[Adam]

They really do well, you know, I.

[Blake]

Mean, the minors aren't bad. Like Savannah Bananas. I feel people. People love that version of the Miners.

[Kyle]

Name one other. I'm sure Omaha's got one, right?

[Adam]

Minor league teams. I don't even know if the Savannah Bananas are considered a minor league team. They're more like the Harlem Globetrotters, but they.

[Blake]

Wow, you can't talk.

[Kyle]

Harlem Blob Chowders. What's the Harlem. Did you guys go through a phase? And I think it must have been like middle school if people would be rocking minor league caps because it was, like, a little more obscure, like the Mud Skippers was on, and I feel.

[Blake]

People still do that.

[Adam]

Oh, Modesto nuts.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but like it's a phase. I feel like you discover it, it's cool. And then you go back to just wearing your Yankees or your Cubs or your LA hat there.

[Blake]

Sir, I think Bert Kreischer basically exclusively wears.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's kind of his stamp. That's kind of his thing.

[Kyle]

He's a bas. He played baseball.

[Adam]

I do not know.

[Blake]

I don't think so.

[Kyle]

Didn't he?

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Blake]

Think so.

[Kyle]

I think he did. And I think that that's why he wears the hats. So they can start the conversation like, you know, I played baseball.

[Blake]

Todd, Todd, look it up. I, he did. He did not play for Florida State.

[Kyle]

No, no, no, no, no, no. But I think he was a bad. But he swam also.

[Adam]

Bert Kreischer. Big, big Bert.

[Blake]

Well, I mean, sure, I, I, I played baseball and I swam and I played basketball and I played basketball.

[Kyle]

Adam's like, I was running.

[Adam]

I ran up and down my street.

[Blake]

Yeah, I, I ran. I play. You know, I, I'm a golfer. I, I've done all these things.

[Kyle]

I was a climber, dug holes.

[Blake]

I wouldn't say I was great or good at any of them.

[Kyle]

I don't know if be was good or great. But he played as a youth in Tampa Bay area at Brandon High School.

[Blake]

Okay, so high school baseball.

[Kyle]

Let's go, Brandon.

[Adam]

We gotta bring.

[Blake]

And he was the catcher for a player named Brad Randke.

[Adam]

None of this is.

[Blake]

Okay, so he's a catcher for a player named Brad Ranke.

[Adam]

How are you a personal catcher?

[Kyle]

If you go to Brandon High School, do you say, let's go, Brandon? Like that's got to be the thing. They gotta love it.

[Adam]

They're running with that.

[Blake]

Oh, you know that. Let's go, Brandon.

[Adam]

They still think it's hella funny.

[Blake]

They, they have. Well, it's also Florida, so they probably do have the T shirts.

[Kyle]

So they got it.

[Blake]

Yeah, they got it.

[Adam]

Still funny.

[Kyle]

And so anyway, that's why I think he wears those hats to let everyone know he played high school baseball.

[Adam]

Yeah, okay.

[Blake]

Yeah, that's, that's all right. That's cool then.

[Kyle]

Did you guys ever have a minor league hat? No.

[Adam]

No.

[Kyle]

Omaha doesn't have a squad.

[Adam]

They must have a baseball.

[Kyle]

Yeah, we the like Omaha Beef. Beef.

[Blake]

Oh, dude. I mean, well, the beef are. Is our indoor football, which. Sick.

[Kyle]

Oh, really?

[Blake]

Yeah. I want to say that we have the Royals, but I think they moved right, Todd. Todd.

[Adam]

Look it up, Todd.

[Kyle]

This could be a Todd heavy.

[Blake]

I know anything.

[Adam]

I know Iowa has the Cubs The Iowa Cubs. That's a hard ass hat.

[Blake]

That is. That is a hard ass hat.

[Kyle]

Yeah. But again, can you describe the hat?

[Adam]

Modesto Nuts, dude. Yeah, that is a squad. If you like nuts, you can have them on your forehead or on your hat.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, we're the Omaha Storm Chasers, which is also a pretty cool name.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Trash can Pandas.

[Adam]

Oh, God, Isaac.

[Kyle]

More words please.

[Blake]

I like Isaac just puts trash can pandas with no explanation. No saying like, this is where they're from.

[Kyle]

Are you meeting someone behind a Panda Express? Is that what you call meet you.

[Blake]

At the trash can behind pandas? Punk rock getting ready.

[Kyle]

Just a couple trash can pandas. I just need more information. Isaac, I love that you're chiming in here.

[Blake]

And also that was like a minute and a half ago that we called him out on it. No follow up info.

[Kyle]

Still zero.

[Adam]

No, he fell asleep immediately because it's.

[Blake]

Cuz this is how he types.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Blake]

Where's the. Where's the F. Where's the F from.

[Kyle]

Houston Angels minor league team.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

Oh, Trash can Pandas. Dad, I don't like that. That's too silly.

[Blake]

Sorry.

[Kyle]

Houston Angels. What the dude from Houston Angels minor.

[Blake]

League team pissed now.

[Adam]

Dude thing sucks.

[Kyle]

I don't know what's happening. And the audience, they just hung up their phones. They're not listening either.

[Adam]

They're lost. They're lost.

[Blake]

No, thank you.

[Kyle]

You're gonna want to turn your phone back on.

[Adam]

God, I feel like we haven't podcasted in a long ass time. So much freaking has happened.

[Blake]

I was just back in the Midwest.

[Adam]

Yeah, you went on your, your, your, your. Your Nebraska journey.

[Blake]

Yeah, I did a one day vacay. And who'd they play?

[Kyle]

What game were you at?

[Blake]

They played Michigan State. Nebraska Cornhuskers.

[Adam]

I. Because I watched the game, I tuned in. I'm like, I wonder if they'll show my boy. They definitely showed you. And the announcer weirdly kept talking about how much like weight you lost, dude.

[Blake]

And by the way, I haven't really.

[Kyle]

That's pr. The PR machine is in full effect. Adam.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah. I'm like, did you feed him that or. Of course. This is the storyline.

[Kyle]

This is the storyline.

[Blake]

That's what I heard too. I. I hadn't actually seen it, but they're like, oh, wow, he's lost a lot of weight since the last time I've seen him in a project, which I don't know that if that was kind of like finish kind of a compliment because he's saying that I'm assuming he's saying I look a little better, but also sort of a dig saying I used to be fat. And then also sort of.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you did. You've been fat.

[Blake]

Also sort of a dig. Since he saw me last. Like, it's been so long that this guy has seen me.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Adam]

The relevant.

[Blake]

Yeah, So I don't know.

[Adam]

I can't stop eating.

[Kyle]

You've been tossing and turning about this.

[Blake]

As I was walking out of the stadium, people are like, fuck that announcer. And I'm like, what? No, I.

[Kyle]

No idea. How did they know?

[Adam]

He spent a while on it. Like, it showed you. Then it was like going to the game and like there was a down. He like went back to it.

[Kyle]

Like.

[Adam]

No, I'm just saying I, you know.

[Kyle]

I. I wish I looked leaving the stadium. People knew the announcer was saying this because he was saying it on the loudspeaker at the game. And check out this ex fat ass.

[Blake]

I'm assuming he was saying on tv. I bet people are listening while at the game.

[Kyle]

Wow.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Throwback. Love that.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's.

[Blake]

That's. Yeah, we're in Midwest.

[Kyle]

What? Yeah. What. What. What is that? My dad did that where it was like he would listen to the radio and watch the tv.

[Adam]

Well, you. You learn.

[Kyle]

Because he wants the, like, bias of the local radio.

[Adam]

Yeah. And you learn to love your. Your announcers. Like, I remember really loving, like, the A's announcers back in the day. Bill King, he was the. Their voice just. It suits. Yeah.

[Blake]

Makes you feel good, Sal. For your sports wounds.

[Kyle]

And the TV guys voices are, Are worse.

[Adam]

Well, if you're. You're not hearing any voices.

[Blake]

Yeah. You don't. Yeah, they don't give you the play by play.

[Kyle]

My dad would bring the radio, but he would also listen the radio and watch the tv. So TV with mutes.

[Blake]

That's. Yeah, that's a. That's a lot.

[Adam]

That's a lot.

[Blake]

Yeah, because you're gonna get a. You're gonna get like a second delay and that would drive me nuts.

[Adam]

Yeah. But also. Yeah, maybe your dad just hated the TV announcers.

[Kyle]

I think he. When it was like a national, he was like, they don't know how to root for the Bears or whatever.

[Adam]

That's cool.

[Kyle]

I'm pissed now. I was in the other room drawing.

[Blake]

Yeah. So they gave us. They gave us dad ninjas move. They gave me and my buddy Zach not courtside, but field side passes. And I had that crocheted corn mask, you know. And so they, they came to me and they're like, hey, do you want to go be introduced? And then you'll run our T shirt camp cannon, and we'll go to the. The student section. You'll bust the T shirt cannon out, and it launches like, 50 T shirts in a matter of seconds. I'm like, oh, yeah, right.

[Kyle]

And you politely said, hey, I'm just trying to relax and watch the game, actually.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

No, in fact, I was like, 35 drinks deep.

[Adam]

And I'm like, I'll do it. They're like, oh, God.

[Blake]

Oh, what are we blackout? And then I was like, I. I will rip the corn mask off, but I'm going to wear it. And they're like, we'd prefer if you didn't wear the corn mask. I'm like, I'm going to rip it stuff. And they. They start. So I'm in the mask. I'm waiting for them to say when it's time to go.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Blake]

Took forever. Like, we ended up scoring and tying the. The ball game up in that time. And I'm like, kind of like looking out, trying to see if I could see what's happening. Looking insane while wearing this mask. Sweating it. Finally, it's like, go, go, go, go. The. The guy was trying to film us driving. He trips and falls. We almost hit him. He goes back to grab his phone. The woman trips over him, throws him out of the way. Is like, what the fuck? We zip around in the gator. We go to the center field. I come out, they're announcing. They're playing, like, the workaholics theme music, I think. And they're. They're announcing me. They say, from Omaha, Nebraska. Huge Cornhusker fan.

[Adam]

Used to be huge and current.

[Blake]

Not so huge and current Hollywood actor. That's how they announced me, which.

[Adam]

That's cool.

[Blake]

And then I whips the corn mask off.

[Adam]

Minor league film star.

[Kyle]

Yeah, totally.

[Blake]

Minor motion pictures. And then. Then I hop on the back and we go to the student section where I'm supposed to shoot the. The thing off. It malfunctions.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

One T shirt. Limp dick flops out.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Farts out of the cannon. The whole student section is like, what the.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Adam]

Come on.

[Blake]

And I'm pushing the button. I'm pushing the button. I'm twisting the knob like he told me to.

[Kyle]

You skinny.

[Adam]

T shirts.

[Blake]

Pats me on the back as if, like, you said, psych of you didn't do it. And then. And then we drove off. And that was my big.

[Adam]

You lose. Oh, damn, dude.

[Kyle]

Nice, dude.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah. It was pretty disappointing.

[Adam]

That's okay. You got the win, though.

[Kyle]

Can you throw shirts?

[Blake]

There was. There was stuffed on the inside of the tube.

[Kyle]

Oh, it's got, like, a huge thing.

[Adam]

Put your arm down the tube to get it, and then it went off, and your arm blew off. Yeah. You could have gone.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You know, like, when you overheat a hot dog in the microwave, it's just absolutely.

[Adam]

Yeah, for sure. Kind of opens up like. Yeah. A tremor.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Last time he was here, his arms split open like a hot dog. Here he is. Not so corn husky Adam. I'm divine.

[Adam]

The weight is back on.

[Blake]

The weight is back on. He's probably depressed from the last time he was here.

[Kyle]

Yeah. And then a W. An L. Yeah.

[Adam]

Big, big W. Big W. Honestly, as soon as they showed you on the tv, then you guys started, like, mashing. I'm like, they're calling this guy back.

[Kyle]

Good. Because Michigan State can be sneaky.

[Blake]

They can be sneaky.

[Kyle]

They can be sneaky. They're well known for being sneaky.

[Adam]

Sneaky Spartans.

[Blake]

But it was good to. Good to get back there. I love. I love going back to Lincoln. Going back. Going back this coming weekend for the hunt. I do a big hunt, a pheasant hunt with some family and friends once a year, and we're doing it a little early this year.

[Adam]

I was gonna say that's usually my indicator of Thanksgiving. But you're going a little early.

[Blake]

We're going a little squirrely early. That's right.

[Kyle]

I was talking to Mike. You guys. You guys made up with the guy.

[Blake]

Made up with the guy.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. Last time you guys, like, smoked weed. And didn't you call him an or something or.

[Blake]

I didn't do. Well, I did. I did smoke weed, but I didn't smoke weed indoors.

[Kyle]

Hollywood MINOR actor.

[Blake]

I didn't smoke weed indoors. I did not call him an. But one member of our group.

[Adam]

Right.

[Blake]

Kind of did both of those things.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And then he said, you're no longer allowed back. You know what I mean?

[Kyle]

He did those things or he kind of did those things. Which side are you on?

[Blake]

Well, he's. He smoked weed inside the cabin, which we were not allowed to do. And he was like, if you want to do it, just smoke outside of the cabin. Which I thought pretty fair.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Pretty fair rules. It's your cabin. I totally respect that. He was refusing to not smoke weed inside the cabin.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Which there's something about inside cabin weed.

[Blake]

Which is an insane thing when he asks you not to. Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And then. And then he took Two joints at the end when we were paying the guy.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah, Throw.

[Blake]

Threw him down and was like, hey, this is for you and your wife. Next time, why don't you chill the out, right? And I'm like, dude, goodbye. What are you doing?

[Kyle]

Can I. But that's such. What do they call it now? They call it. They call it, like main character energy.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Oh, yes.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

He thought that was cool.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Actually not great.

[Blake]

Well, you know what?

[Kyle]

That's the cool move is to go, my bad. I'm here to have a good time. This is how I have a good time. I cross the line. It's cool if you suck your dick in front of your creator.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

What are you trying to. You impress a bunch of fourth graders? You know what I mean? Like, yeah, you're like an older kid and you're, like, saying some cool and. But the rest, we're all fully grown adult men, and we're like, that was the worst, right?

[Kyle]

Or a fourth grader trying to impress an eighth grader.

[Blake]

Oh, sure, sure.

[Adam]

When you're young, you really think being mean is. Is cool.

[Blake]

It's cool.

[Kyle]

Shut up.

[Adam]

The way to win. Win points. But it's not cool. Stupid.

[Kyle]

You would think that, you idiot.

[Blake]

Yeah. So then we had to smooth, smooth, smooth it over with him.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I kept getting a text from a guy who has the same name always as the owner of the cabin. And he would just text me. He called me one day and I didn't respond. I didn't see it. And I was like, holy. He just called. So I texted him. I'm like, hey, is everything good? Because we had just been told that we're no longer invited back. We've been going to this cabin for 20 years, right? We love it.

[Adam]

We love.

[Blake]

We love the owner of the cabin. We love his wife. We love their family. We love everything about it.

[Kyle]

And if you're watching the YouTube video we just posted. Posted all his information there.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

But I kept getting. I. I got a call from this guy, and I'm like. I hit him back like, you good? And he's like, yeah, is everything good with you? Just. Just checking in. I'm like, yeah, everything's going great here. And he's just like. He. He was like, love you, bro. And I'm like, bro, this guy's like my dad's age.

[Adam]

Wait, not the love. The love part. And I'm like, huh, Bro, I know.

[Blake]

You love me, but get, like, get.

[Kyle]

Get to the how. So sorry.

[Blake]

This guy's got the same name, so it Wasn't him. But it kept going on for months, though. Months. I've been reaching back out to him, being like, hey, just checking in. We still good to go for the hunt?

[Kyle]

Why is. I guess I'm missing the. Like, how did. How did this.

[Blake]

I had him. I had this number saved as his name for whatever reason.

[Kyle]

So maybe you've been texting someone else for years that you do know, but you have it in your phone under the wrong name is what you're saying.

[Blake]

Yes. And it's. Whoever it is. I looked back through old text. I'm like, I don't know who this person is. Obviously from, like, my responses. Yeah, I'm like, for sure. I did, like, two word responses, you know?

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And so it was very confusing until finally I was like, you don't own the. The cabin I go hunting with, do you? And they're like, wait, what? And I'm like, ah. So then we had to actually reach out because I thought I had all the ducks in the row. I'm like, yeah, we're good. I think we're good to go.

[Kyle]

All the ducks in a row to blow their heads off.

[Adam]

Ye, man. Absolutely.

[Blake]

So you.

[Adam]

You should probably FaceTime that guy just to kind of figure out who he is. The mystery. The mystery man at the other end.

[Blake]

No, I don't want to go down that road.

[Adam]

No.

[Blake]

You never know who. Who it's going to be.

[Kyle]

Who do you think you've been texting?

[Adam]

I don't.

[Kyle]

And is he listening now?

[Adam]

It's possible the guy, like, washed your car one time or something.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'd say. Yeah. Well, you know how to go especially early on when you would just get someone's number because you drank with them at a bar once and then.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah. And they'd be like, let me give you my number. And you're like, huh, okay.

[Blake]

Right.

[Kyle]

Because they, like, they host something and you're like.

[Blake]

And then they're like, all right, text me so I have yours.

[Adam]

And you're like, I put your. Or like. You're like, yeah, give me your number. And you, like, type it in, but you type it in wrong. Yeah. And they're like, just text me right now and then I'll have your number. And you're like, isn't it crazy how.

[Kyle]

Some people roll so strong with that?

[Adam]

Oh, it's a move that.

[Kyle]

That you feel like a bad guy being like. Like, no, sorry.

[Adam]

It's a move.

[Kyle]

I've had to do that sometimes where I'm like, nah, not that close. And they're like, whoa, I love that they act shocked. And I'm like, hey, we only met 15 seconds ago.

[Blake]

Yeah, you're better at that than I am. I. I usually will just have 28,000 contacts in my phone.

[Kyle]

I always go your number still 911. All righty, then. Here's my question. When you go back, is there gonna be any, like, tongue in cheek mention of what happened last year where you're like, so did you end up smoking those joints and we threw it your feet?

[Blake]

Yeah, I. I don't think so. Because it was taught. It was. Yes, it was. He was very offended. He. Well, also, you got to remember, we've been going for legitimately 20 years.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

He saw us, like, grow up. And for him to just be like. Like, you're dead to me.

[Kyle]

I remember when your dicks resize those joints. Yeah, sure.

[Adam]

You. You grew up to be an. Yeah.

[Blake]

You guys grew up to be.

[Kyle]

So then are you going to get ahead of it and go, we're so glad to be back. Just know, definitely not going to be smoking in the cabins. We understand.

[Adam]

Drunk as hell. Yes.

[Blake]

Those two. We understand the rules. And those two trouble. Troublemakers.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

They are no longer invited. And they were actually pretty pissed at us for going back there.

[Kyle]

Wow. We're like, wow.

[Blake]

Hey, look, you know, we've been doing this a long, long time. We're not gonna let two people ruin it for the. For the whole group.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Wow. You stand with the. With the cabin.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

I like that. Hey, man, that's. That's loyalty. I like that.

[Kyle]

Is it now?

[Adam]

But you guys both have. Yeah, man. Loyalty to the cabin.

[Kyle]

But the. But. And the two guys, they were new additions, right? They were Bobby browns.

[Blake]

Yeah, but I mean, new within, like, the last biv devo. 8, 10 years. So they've been coming.

[Kyle]

But. Got it.

[Adam]

But now do not come. Do not come.

[Blake]

But now do not come.

[Kyle]

Nice, dude. The board is back.

[Adam]

The board is back in town.

[Kyle]

Well, that's exciting.

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[Adam]

Guys. There's just been. Just tons of events. I feel like I've been seeing so many people like, well, you guys didn't go to it, but there was like the big launch of the Ativa Vans collab.

[Blake]

I know.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Blake]

I was bummed. I was bummed about that. I. Can we say that we're doing the thing? The thing?

[Kyle]

I don't know.

[Blake]

Can we not.

[Kyle]

Adam and I did a thing.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Which is also fun to say.

[Blake]

And I did a thing. Isaac, can we say that?

[Kyle]

Isaac?

[Adam]

Isaac, are you there?

[Blake]

Isaac? Isaac, can you type more than one?

[Adam]

Trash pandas.

[Kyle]

Trash St. Louis trash pandas.

[Blake]

Okay, we can. So yeah. So I did Hot Ones again. And it was like a live Hot Ones, which they don't really do.

[Adam]

We'll do it live.

[Blake]

They don't do like a live event, really. So alive.

[Adam]

But it hasn't aired yet. But it hasn't recorded live.

[Blake]

It was recorded live. But I love in front of an audience.

[Kyle]

Isaac types in. Okay, he fixed it. It said, you out it out on your insta already. But now he fixed it to put it out.

[Blake]

You are so dumb.

[Kyle]

Did we though? Did we put it out? I thought we just put a picture up that kind of hinted and teased.

[Blake]

I don't know, whatever. So we. We did. We took Hot Ones again. It was super fun.

[Adam]

I'm excited for. Because you're. If anybody hasn't seen your. Your first Hot Ones appearance, it's very good. It's a very entertaining hot one. Hey, we're.

[Blake]

We're back.

[Kyle]

Buckle up.

[Blake]

It's just. It's just. No spoilers, baby. Yeah, no spoilers. It's a fun one. But. But that was the same night as a TES thing and I. I had planned. I was like, you know what? I think because I was up in la, I was like, I'm gonna do the Hot Ones thing and then I'll just roll right there. There, easy. When I'm Walk. And when I'm, like, walking back to my car, I was limping.

[Kyle]

From what?

[Adam]

From the hot sauce.

[Blake]

It was so hot that my body started to limp. And someone was like, are you okay? Did you hurt yourself? And I'm like, I. Yeah. Why am I limping?

[Adam]

I think the bomb is in my hip. I think the bomb just dropped in my hip, baby.

[Blake]

I literally limped back to the car. So.

[Adam]

Wow. Okay.

[Blake]

So then I was like, like, I. I shouldn't go.

[Adam]

But that's crazy. I've heard it, you know, affecting people's stomachs really, really badly, but I've never heard it go into somebody's, like, leg. You must add a spicy meat, Bob.

[Kyle]

I'm dying to try it now because I went. So the short story for me is that I came out to share wing five and then do a little rapid fire Q and A back and forth with Adam and wing number five. Not challenge. I don't know. I was like, yeah, I was kind of like. And maybe I was just going into it being like, this is about to wreck me for the night. I'm gonna be cooked. And I ate it.

[Adam]

Right?

[Kyle]

And I was like, okay, this is not horrible.

[Anabe/Washables Announcer]

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[Kyle]

And then I also. I just chose to go home afterwards and did not go.

[Adam]

Oh, so you didn't party.

[Blake]

Wow.

[Adam]

That was just a choice not to come support your friend.

[Kyle]

And yeah, I wanted to see my kids.

[Blake]

I think 7, 7 and 8 are the ones that really turn on the.

[Kyle]

I gotta have seven or eight or whatever.

[Blake]

Have. Have eight. Have a. Have da bomb.

[Adam]

Yeah, they do a at home kit now that you can order. And my dad did that once and we did it. And yeah, for the most part, the first ones aren't so bad, but when you get to those later numbers, they you up.

[Kyle]

And I only had five. I didn't have one through four to, like, kind of tee it up and.

[Adam]

Yeah, get that.

[Blake]

The.

[Kyle]

The slow burn compile. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

Juices flowing.

[Adam]

Yeah. I remember, like, touching my eye after it. And that was all up. It was.

[Kyle]

It was bad.

[Adam]

My lips. My lips hurt. My asshole hurt.

[Blake]

It was bad.

[Kyle]

How was the release party Atiba thing?

[Adam]

It was great, dude.

[Kyle]

Off the hezy for Sheezy.

[Adam]

Yeah. So many, like, people from all over. Like, you know, the whole thing about the campaign is that he gets people from all over, you know, the all walks of life.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

To come together through skateboarding and. Yeah. There's just so many random people that there.

[Kyle]

I mean, the rollout was crazy. And the shoes Are sick. And. And, yeah, they did it.

[Blake]

Proper big shout out to Atiba and to vans combo. Made in heaven.

[Adam]

I don't know if you guys have been in a. A mall lately, but at every van store, we're, like, right there in the window, so it's pretty cool.

[Kyle]

I've been to them all.

[Adam]

Okay, cool.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I. I hit them each and every one.

[Blake]

Oh, okay.

[Adam]

You're not a mall guy.

[Kyle]

Just to make sure.

[Adam]

Oh, you hit them? I thought you said, hey, hate them.

[Kyle]

No, no, I hit them all.

[Adam]

Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, yeah, Malls rock.

[Blake]

Okay, cool.

[Kyle]

Yeah, man.

[Adam]

We believe you.

[Kyle]

Because, you know, they said that they'd be there, and so I had to double check.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

Yes, you're just checking the. You're just checking in on every band store to make sure that. Okay, thank you for doing that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I made a road trip out of it.

[Adam]

Okay, okay.

[Kyle]

We believe you.

[Blake]

We believe you, dude.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Adam]

Well, you should have came by the party. It was really fun. You would.

[Kyle]

I was too busy. I was at these malls.

[Adam]

You would have loved it. You would have really loved it. It was a good time.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

And then you went to the Chair Company.

[Adam]

Yes, yes. Last night I got to see the. The premiere of the Chair Company, the HBO show Tim Robinson. I thought it was awesome. Dude knocked it out of the park. Yes. I'm very excited to see the rest of the series, but I'm. I kind of. I kind of, like, the night kind of got ruined when I got home because my entire house, like, smells like farts.

[Kyle]

This is cooking steaming broccoli.

[Adam]

How did you. Okay, but you want to know what really happened?

[Kyle]

So it goes. It gets sucked into the AC vents and sent all through the house.

[Adam]

Dude. So before.

[Blake]

Wait, how did you know that Blake's girl was steaming broccoli?

[Kyle]

Cause we steamed broccoli, too, and it felt. Ruins the entire house.

[Adam]

Your house. But listen to this. This is even worse.

[Blake]

I steam broccoli, too. I don't know if hours and hours later, it still reeks.

[Kyle]

It does.

[Adam]

Well, listen. Listen to the. It's bad.

[Kyle]

So just ask Isaac. Isaac, chime in here.

[Adam]

Trash ash pandas. So before I went to the premiere, I decided, you know, I had dinner with the fam. We had, like, some Asian noodles, broccoli, tofu, little edamame, and was like, okay, this is cool.

[Kyle]

Cool.

[Adam]

Went to the premiere, had a good time, got home at 11.

[Blake]

I'm like, okay, this is cool.

[Kyle]

Yup, yup, dope. Family food. Yup, dope.

[Adam]

I. I go into our room and it's like, oh. I'm like, we all have broccoli. Maybe Sam has just been, like, busting ass in her sleek, like, because the room smelled like a fart, brother. Like, bad. Like, you walked into a fart bag. And I was like, whatever. I'm so tired. I'm just gonna.

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I love her.

[Kyle]

It's worth it.

[Adam]

It's gonna pass out. Maybe we'll have a laugh about it in the morning, but. So then I wake up in the morning, go downstairs. Still smells like farts, dude.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And, like, Sam brings it up. She's like, yo, it's. It, like, smells like farts in here. And I'm like, yeah, I thought it was you, like, farting up a storm last night because of the broccoli. She's like, I don't know what it is. I don't know what it is. And you're like. She's, like, looking around, like, maybe there's fruit rotting somewhere. And I'm like, is it the. Is it the plants? She's like, oh, no.

[Kyle]

Right?

[Adam]

She's like, I used the leftover steamed water of broccoli to water every potted plant in our house.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. That's a job.

[Adam]

Our entire house just smells like farts, dude. And I don't know what to do.

[Blake]

Well, you gotta re. Water the plants with fresh water.

[Kyle]

Well, no, you gotta spray glade in there.

[Adam]

No, that's what I. So I'm like. I'm like, googling.

[Blake]

I'm like, bleach.

[Adam]

I'm like, can I. Glade plants? And they're like, the. The. No, you can. It will kill the plants. So, yeah, you're. I guess you just have to. It's a natural process of. You gotta water them, let it all dry out and all that.

[Kyle]

What about, like, squeezing lemons?

[Adam]

That's what I did, dude. I took. I had two limes.

[Kyle]

I'm on a roll here.

[Adam]

Sour farts, dude. It smells like sour farts. Yeah, really bad. But I was like. It was kind of one of those moments where, you know, I kind of consider myself the. The dumb. The dumb one of the couple.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You know, I'm just.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I think that everyone.

[Adam]

Yeah, I'm the super guy. But that was a moment where I was just like. I could dunk on her, dude. I was just like, yeah. What did you do? Yeah, broccoli. Water in the plant.

[Blake]

Yeah. That was a bonehead move, right?

[Kyle]

It's when, like, kids see you get hurt, they laugh so hard because they're like, like, the Daddy is in pain. Yeah. Yeah. Gotcha. You're like a child.

[Adam]

Gotcha.

[Blake]

And I might have told this on the podcast before, but my. When I came home one time from high school pretty stoned, me and my buddy Zach and my mom comes in from the backyard and we had a little white. I, I think it's a West Highland terrier. The white dog on like the pedigree can. Yeah, I think it's a West Highland terrier, I think.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Blake]

And it's a white faced dog on the pedigree.

[Kyle]

I think it's like a white toto.

[Blake]

Yeah, exactly.

[Adam]

Oh, I love that.

[Kyle]

And that was my nickname in high.

[Blake]

School, but it was a puppy and was eating its own shit.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Oh, shit. Eating dogs. Those are the worst, man.

[Blake]

Yeah, the worst. My mom saw an Oprah. If you put hot sauce on the shit, it won't eat the, the shit anymore. But we're from the Midwest. We don't have hot sauce. My mom didn't go buy hot sauce, but she had mild salsa. So she put a dollop of mild salsa on all of the little turds in the backyard. And she goes, watch this. Exactly. And then Maggie runs out and just starts gobbling these mounds just. And just is covered in.

[Adam]

And she's like, I. I just put enchilada sauce on one.

[Kyle]

And then a little bit of.

[Adam]

There's some salsa verde on this one.

[Blake]

Well, we're from the Midwest. We don't know what any of those words mean.

[Adam]

Right.

[Blake]

It's only pace.

[Kyle]

Just pace.

[Blake]

That's it. Yeah.

[Adam]

And.

[Blake]

Yeah. And we made fun of my mom for still. Still. I mean, that happened when I was, you know, I'm 16 years old, so.

[Kyle]

She'S doing her best.

[Blake]

Yeah, you do.

[Adam]

I mean, that's incredible. There, there's almost, that's almost kind of cool. Is that like, is that cruel as like a dog owner if. Because it's kind of a hack. Instead of having to pick up your dog, if you just kind of like sprinkle like something they like, so they just eat it.

[Kyle]

Like, I have questions about how you father.

[Blake]

Yeah, that's a hack.

[Kyle]

Is that, Is that a hack? And what are some other hacks? What are some daddy hacks?

[Adam]

You don't got to change your kids diapers if you, you, you make them eat them.

[Kyle]

What I, what I like to do, I shove the poop back in them. Then the diaper's not dirty. Daddy's a good guy.

[Adam]

It's one poop. It's one poop.

[Kyle]

It's just one Poop. It's a rope. Every week on a Sunday I let her rope out.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's an interesting take. I guess that is a hack of some sort.

[Adam]

It's probably not because dogs already eat their poop and it's not like bad for them. It.

[Blake]

Right.

[Adam]

It just kind of makes their breath really bad when they live.

[Blake]

Yeah, I bet it's. I bet it's not great.

[Kyle]

I don't think it's good for them.

[Blake]

I bet it's not great for them. Yeah, I bet like they get parasites and. And things like that, so.

[Adam]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

I. I remember just seeing a bunch of grass in my dog when I was a kid.

[Adam]

Yeah. Well, anyway. Yeah, they eat that when they feel sick. Like grass aggravates their tummy and it makes them puke, I think.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Anabe/Washables Announcer]

Rip the cause of diarrhea.

[Blake]

Yeah. My mom did some. A few dumb things when we were kids. I remember when.

[Adam]

Go off.

[Blake]

I love her to pieces.

[Adam]

Rattle them off.

[Kyle]

Tune in. Tune in.

[Blake]

I mean, it was all for the greater good. She just. It was just a little misplaced. She. We had this great. They called it like the October snowstorm where it was the middle of October and we. We had like a record 18 inch inches of snow overnight.

[Adam]

Dumped on you.

[Blake]

And it just dumped on us. And then the power grid went down so we didn't have any power. And my mom thought we were going to freeze to death, so she starts eating your dog. My dad wasn't home. We were asleep.

[Adam]

We have to survive. We gotta eat the dog, Mom. It snowed last night.

[Kyle]

There's salsa on it.

[Adam]

We still have cereal, some sauce on. It'll be okay.

[Blake]

That's how we make it palpable.

[Kyle]

Here's a fork and a knife.

[Blake]

So she takes a. She's been wanting a new like dining room table.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

So she takes a hatchet, obviously. I wake up to just like.

[Adam]

Oh my God. And I'm like, what?

[Blake]

What's going on? And I'm like. And I, I wake up. She has thrown the legs of the dining room table into the fireplace.

[Kyle]

Blake. That's kind of a life hack, isn't it?

[Adam]

I'm a survivor.

[Blake]

But the lack of. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh boy.

[Adam]

Oh, no.

[Blake]

It's poisonous. We're like coughing and it's backed up into the house and the whole house is. Our eyes are watering and so then we had to open up all the doors and windows.

[Kyle]

Was the flu open? Did she check the flu?

[Adam]

What's the flu.

[Blake]

Honestly, I don't think it was because of the amount.

[Adam]

What is the flu?

[Kyle]

What is the flu?

[Blake]

Yeah, the flu of a chimney.

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

The flu is what you open for the smoke to go up and out of the.

[Adam]

So you can prevent event.

[Blake]

This.

[Adam]

Why would you ever want it to be closed?

[Blake]

Because if it's cold, the cold air could come down or. Or critters.

[Kyle]

Yeah, he's California kid.

[Adam]

Genius stuff.

[Kyle]

Yeah, dude. Another level. It's kind of a life hack.

[Blake]

Brilliant.

[Adam]

That shit's important.

[Blake]

That's like a life hack.

[Adam]

That's crazy. Life hack, dude. Common knowledge is just like that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, exactly.

[Blake]

Yeah. And. And then we were losing. Literally freezing and then had to put on like winter coats and snowsuits just to sit in the living room.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

That is a life hack, though. Like, if you don't like something, like, just go into emergency mode and just destroy it. That's great. She cut up that table she didn't want. Now new table, next day. I love it.

[Blake]

Yeah, it's a life hack.

[Kyle]

I mean, that's during the. The fires here in la. I lit both my cars on fire and reported it to. Yeah, insurance companies. Oh.

[Adam]

Oh, they caught the bro. They caught the bro. Bro.

[Blake]

That. He was your bro.

[Adam]

Yeah, dude, the hom.

[Kyle]

He's a. He's a bro. They got him, man. They did catch him. I didn't even know it was allegedly.

[Adam]

Well, well now, of course. Of course, you know, there's.

[Blake]

Well, I think they didn't want to say it was arson because then copycats can start copycatting and they will, as.

[Kyle]

Soon as it's windy again, can get the hose out.

[Adam]

They're kind of saying. Because, you know, there was a lot, potentially a lot of like, lawsuits out there.

[Kyle]

So like against big electric companies, that kind of thing. Sure.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Kyle]

So they were like, we really need to make sure.

[Adam]

Ball guy, dude.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah. Interesting.

[Blake]

That's a take.

[Adam]

Ball guy. Yeah, it's a little bit.

[Blake]

So he's not the homie.

[Adam]

It's a conspiracy. But if what I'm kind of piecing together here is that piecing together through Reddit or what? No, Dark Web. Dark web stuff. I'm all the way in. I'm like, AI everything, dude. It's the. It's the best. It's a whole new world out there.

[Blake]

It's the best.

[Adam]

Yeah, it's a whole new world out there.

[Kyle]

He used AI look to be like, can I say I flicked a cigarette and that. That started a fire, like, as a Cover. And they used that.

[Adam]

Yeah, his, like, Google history and all that was. Yeah, it was very suspect, I guess. Guess. I don't know. But what a bummer, dude. That guy's a piece of shot. Yeah.

[Kyle]

What are you doing? He went back to the scene to, like, watch it burn. Like, dude, get a girlfriend.

[Adam]

You're a stupid dumbass.

[Kyle]

Like, dude, watch.

[Adam]

I love D. Just sitting him down in a interrogation.

[Kyle]

I mean, I'm just like, what's going on?

[Blake]

That mustache. Straighten that boy right out.

[Kyle]

What's going on, palace man?

[Adam]

Get a girlfriend.

[Kyle]

Hey, I'll tell you what to do. You wake up, you make your bed, okay? That's the first thing you got to do to get your life together. You make your bed, and then you start exercising. You take care of your body. Your body's a temple. Then you're gonna find yourself as attractive, mate.

[Adam]

No, I'm just a conversion therapist or whatever.

[Kyle]

Converting to what?

[Adam]

You know, like that new thing. It's like trying to get past where you, like, religious, make you not gay. By, like.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Talking to you.

[Blake]

Yeah, well, you went to that.

[Kyle]

But I think being gay is okay. I think writing. I think starting a fire, igniting a fires, not a different kind of flame. What are we talking here?

[Blake]

No, that's weird take.

[Adam]

Yes, Same kind. Okay.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Adam]

Points. Blame on, baby.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Blake]

Weird take.

[Kyle]

Yeah. So you want me to do conversion therapy for freaking pyro.

[Adam]

Pyros. Pyros.

[Kyle]

He's a freaking pyro.

[Blake]

I understand being a pyro, but, like, controlled chaos. Come on, what are we doing?

[Kyle]

Interesting. And what's your take on. Because. Yeah, again, Midwest, we light fires. We like those.

[Blake]

I like a good bonfire. I really do. I do. Yeah. I haven't really looked into a lot of that. I'm glad they caught him, that guy. Yeah.

[Adam]

Terrible.

[Blake]

Took him long enough.

[Kyle]

But what can you even do to this guy?

[Blake]

Prison.

[Adam]

I know, but, like, man, no, he has to be lit on fire publicly. We have to melt him slowly.

[Kyle]

Like, like a little bit every day.

[Adam]

We have to witch burn his ass. We have to Salem, witch burn his ass.

[Kyle]

Because, like, the amount of destruction insane is another level. And.

[Blake]

Yeah, well, I mean, you have to get like, three. You know how they give, like, a hilarious sentence, right?

[Kyle]

It's like 7,000 life sentences.

[Blake]

Yeah, they're like. Yeah. 347 years.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake]

And you go until you're paroled and then another sentence. Seventy years. Yeah.

[Adam]

And then what? You're going back?

[Kyle]

Then you're going back.

[Adam]

Yeah. That is weird. Why do we do that. Just. Oh, well. Because if you get your. Your prison sentence reduced, it's like you're still in for 200 more years. That's why they do it.

[Kyle]

It's kind of a life hack.

[Adam]

It's a fucking life hack of the judicial system.

[Kyle]

It's a for life hack.

[Adam]

It's really not. Okay.

[Blake]

Heck yeah.

[Adam]

I like that.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yes. Yeah.

[Blake]

Guys figure out some life hacks.

[Kyle]

Cuz. Cuz like, yeah, I. I just. I'm like, is that going to prevent other people from doing this kind of thing when the next Santa Ana's kick up?

[Blake]

I hope so.

[Adam]

No, it's. It's. We're. We're vulnerable no matter what. But yeah, I'm not.

[Blake]

I certainly hope so.

[Kyle]

I'm not.

[Adam]

Do you got like that foaming that you could spray on your house? That's the way to go.

[Kyle]

No, but good call, good call.

[Adam]

You need all the spider retardants.

[Kyle]

Speaking of foaming. But this isn't exactly foaming. Somebody. Somebody sent me this message. It was like an alarm system that fills your house with fog. And they were like. Yes, they were like. Didn't you just. Didn't you come up with this idea like episode three and now it's a thing?

[Adam]

Yeah, it's real.

[Blake]

Wait, so what. What did you.

[Adam]

On the podcast. Years ago.

[Kyle]

Years ago.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't know how many years ago. Maybe next week we'll talk about him.

[Blake]

Years ago, we'll talk about how it's fire.

[Adam]

I'm pissed now.

[Kyle]

First, first.

[Blake]

First.

[Kyle]

However many episodes I was like, you know, be cool. An alarm system that just fills your house with like fog, like a fog machine. Because then you can't see. You panic and you're like, I gotta get the out of here. I'm not gonna spend any time looking for stuff because I can't see myself.

[Adam]

You're stubbing your toes.

[Blake]

You're. You're tripping over. Yeah, yeah, that's a great idea.

[Kyle]

It's called Toe Stubbers.

[Adam]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Kyle]

And so now apparently it's a real thing.

[Blake]

And I was like, yeah, it's just called Stubborn Stubbers. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's cleaner. It's cleaner. You know what? It's cooler than a billion.

[Blake]

Drop the. The. And what's called Stubbers.

[Adam]

And what system do you have installed on your house, baby? I got Stubbers. Okay. Stubbers. The name you could trust.

[Kyle]

Anyway, it's very exciting too.

[Adam]

I'm a Stubbers guy.

[Kyle]

To have spent the last however many years. It's Been doing this podcast instead of coming up with an actual version of this, this home security system that will potentially yield million, not millions, not. You know, it's cooler than a million dollars.

[Adam]

A billion quad billion, dude. Billion.

[Blake]

Yeah, I guess that is cooler.

[Adam]

Yeah. I wonder if it's going to be installed in people's homes. If it's really taken off, it seems like a good idea.

[Kyle]

It's ugly as fuck. It looks like just a giant metal box and you're like, huh. But it's still a good idea.

[Adam]

Is it something you only set when you're not home? Because like, what if you're home and the intruder comes?

[Kyle]

Even better. You can be in the room with them and just be quiet and they don't know.

[Adam]

Or you could be yelling at you. I'm gonna kick your ass. When the smoke clears, I go, I'm over here.

[Kyle]

I think we've done this exact same thing where you said this and I said you throw your voice or whatever.

[Adam]

Hey, I'm over here by the knives.

[Blake]

And you know. And you know the room a lot better so you're able to.

[Adam]

Yeah. Move around. Right.

[Kyle]

It's like every cool movie, right? Where it's like, now you're on my territory.

[Adam]

Yeah. Entrapment or. Yeah. You Kather Zeta Jones.

[Kyle]

Apocalypto.

[Adam]

Cuz you're probably nude or in your like sexy stuff you wear to bed. Go off well if you know. So you've got your Katherine Zeta Jones buns out and you're just dipping beneath the fog. Lasers. Uhhuh.

[Kyle]

You're in your house shoes just scuffing around.

[Adam]

I like that. Do you guys sleep next naked?

[Kyle]

Used to had kids and then stopped.

[Adam]

Oh yeah, we must have covered that.

[Blake]

No, I. I don't because I. I just think about like all the spiders that would crawl down my dick hole and up my butthole.

[Adam]

Oh, of course, of course, of course, of course.

[Kyle]

Best case scenario.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah. My dick will burned. All right, we're.

[Kyle]

We'll be right back after these messages.

[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Blake]

Hot hot hot hot Dickhole Literally burned.

[Kyle]

Well yeah, you can't just thumb your dick hole.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You can't go, you can't go straight from.

[Blake]

I wasn't thumbing my dick hole.

[Kyle]

I think, I think what we now know is that you were.

[Blake]

I wasn't. No, I think it was the sauce.

[Adam]

No, you limped to the car, you got in your comfy front seat, you're like, I gotta be at Atiba's thing soon. But I feel like I got enough time to rub one out. You started yanking. Then you had a five alarm fire in your cockhole.

[Kyle]

This checks out.

[Adam]

And then you had to drive home instead of go to the party because your dick was on burn.

[Blake]

Yeah, I mean it does check out.

[Adam]

Life hack.

[Blake]

It does check out. And that would be a lot.

[Adam]

Does that track?

[Blake]

But that's not what happened, I think. Well, because the last wing, they say we call it the last dab and you're supposed to put a little bit more on there. And I was hitting it hot, hot, hot, hot. You know how when you are hitting the side of a steak sauce bottle or a ketchup bottle and you can't get it? And you can't get it. You can't get it. And then all of a sudden it just.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah, that was very funny.

[Adam]

Burping the baby.

[Blake]

That's what happened. It all over the wing and it was just, just hosed.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And I was like. Well, and it's in front of a live audience, so audible gasps from the crowd. Yeah. So I'm like, I can't be a.

[Adam]

You lose.

[Blake]

So I just, I, I chored on that bone and slurped it down. And I think it was the liquid that would. That I swallowed it. It passed, you know, cuz the, the sauce, it passed through the body as if I drank it.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Adam]

Damn.

[Blake]

Right, right.

[Adam]

Oh my God. How long did that, that burn stay with you? Like was your day bad for a couple days or did you just.

[Blake]

No, that by the next day it was.

[Adam]

Did you see it in.

[Kyle]

I have another theory, but it kind of invoice involves spoilers about how it went down.

[Adam]

Maybe don't spoil it all.

[Kyle]

Here's, here's all I'm going to say. Here's, here's all I'm going to say. Is there a chance that you have had sauce on your face that then liquid?

[Blake]

No.

[Kyle]

That went down your chest or your body might have traveled down into your nethers and worked its way up my dick hole to the sweet spot.

[Blake]

Yeah. Because when my dick hole is in my pants it goes.

[Adam]

Well, you do, you do Tuck up. You do. No, you do tuck up. And then it's kind of a direct line.

[Blake]

Little ante.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah. Direct line right into the tunnel of love.

[Kyle]

Blake's What Excitement about just the knowledge of. And I know you do tuck up. You do tuck up. I'm gonna say it again. You do tuck up.

[Adam]

I have it all written right here. My boys. Yeah. Adam tucks up durses to the right. Kyle tucks his into his own butthole. Yeah, it's all good. I've got all my boys on here.

[Kyle]

And what do you do?

[Blake]

Can't tuck anywhere. It points out.

[Kyle]

Not telling. Whatever. Yeah.

[Blake]

The nub points straight up.

[Adam]

I rested on top of my nuts.

[Kyle]

Very cool.

[Adam]

Thank you.

[Blake]

Very cool.

[Kyle]

Oh, by the way, I. I was wondering, do you guys think boxers, now that pants are bigger again, do you think boxers are going to have a resurgence?

[Blake]

I would say so, yeah. I would say everything's cyclical. Right. So it's going to loop back around.

[Adam]

I feel like that was.

[Blake]

I don't.

[Adam]

It's not a fashion thing for me. I think that our underwear technology has advanced past boxers.

[Kyle]

I'm sorry. This is news to me. Adam, did you just hear Blake Anderson say it's not a fashion thing for me?

[Adam]

Yeah, I don't think that. That underwear and boxers are. I mean, to me.

[Kyle]

But you are someone who wore your underwear out of your asshole for a decade as a fashion.

[Blake]

You wear it like your ass fully.

[Adam]

Hanging out of your fashion.

[Kyle]

Actually, I have it written right here.

[Adam]

That is not written right here. You're keeping tabs.

[Kyle]

No, that's not a f. Wears his underwear as a stability thing. You wear it as a fashion thing. Kyle wears it as a cleanliness pants thing. Exactly. Yeah. So thank you. Yeah.

[Blake]

Very shagadelic.

[Adam]

No, dude, I don't sag for fashions. It's a life lifestyle. It's what we have to do as Bay Area ambassadors, you know?

[Kyle]

Yeah. No, fair enough. Yeah.

[Adam]

It's not a comfort level thing, but.

[Kyle]

So you don't think that they're going to come back because. Because technology.

[Adam]

I don't.

[Blake]

They're.

[Adam]

They're much too bulky, and now we have the boxer brief, which is. Is. Is just better than. Than the old, like, cotton boxer. Boxer.

[Blake]

I'm surprised you moved on to boxer brief.

[Kyle]

It's a shock.

[Blake]

Yeah. That's truly shocking. I didn't even know that that was a thing. That's real. Bam.

[Kyle]

Slide into his DMs if it shocked you.

[Blake]

I.

[Adam]

We.

[Blake]

We got.

[Adam]

We got shipped a couple skims And I'm kind of. I might be a scum boy now.

[Blake]

Is that what they're called, Scum boy?

[Kyle]

I don't think they want the male. Yeah.

[Adam]

The male scumbag pitching it to be scum. Yes. Yeah.

[Blake]

I don't know if they would love that.

[Adam]

They probably don't even like that I said it.

[Kyle]

Honestly. You should start a brand just like it that's called scums.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I mean. Yeah.

[Adam]

Could go free. Stain. Doo doo stain.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

It only sells in the Bay area.

[Kyle]

And I want to speak for myself, maybe even Adam, when I say that if you. If you're listening and you're. You're planning on sending us products.

[Blake]

Yep.

[Kyle]

Adam and I won't readily on it. Like Blake kind of just did, for the most part, calling himself a scum boy.

[Adam]

I. Hey, I enjoy the skims. I. I'm actually very pleasantly surprised with the fit and the breathability, and I'm all. I'm all in.

[Kyle]

This is.

[Adam]

This is not paid for. Okay. I'm liking it.

[Blake]

I've yet to try.

[Kyle]

I put them on.

[Adam]

All right. Okay, good.

[Blake]

Okay. Okay.

[Adam]

One leg at a time, or you just jump right into them.

[Kyle]

I tell them.

[Blake]

Well, we. What's very exciting is we have some fun news that we can't quite share yet, but just know that it's time to get excited for November. Was it 20th, the Vegas show? Yes, we. Because we. We've had. Had some people that we're gonna have some very, very special guests. And I'm very excited to finally announce it when we're able to.

[Adam]

Okay. I like that. I like that.

[Blake]

Dude. Baby, it's creeping up only a handful of weeks now.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

It's David Copper.

[Adam]

It's gonna. It's gonna be a per. I mean, come on. It's gonna be the perfect little pre Thanksgiving treat. I'm very excited to go.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

Party with you guys and then go home to the family.

[Blake]

Family.

[Adam]

And really try to sleep it off. Yeah, that's. That's the big plan.

[Blake]

It's the precursor to Thanksgiving, but then to the cruise as well. And that's when the wheels are truly gonna fall off. Yes.

[Adam]

Battle station.

[Kyle]

And Thanksgiving is one of your guys favorite holidays.

[Adam]

That's.

[Blake]

It's one of mine.

[Adam]

I am. I'm number one. Thanksgiving. Number one.

[Kyle]

Number one. Okay. Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Adam, you're a Christmas boy.

[Blake]

Yeah, I. I go back and forth between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I do love Christmas. Christmas.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Well, yeah. But yeah, probably Christmas.

[Adam]

It's a magical time.

[Blake]

And what. What is yours like? Arbor Day or what?

[Kyle]

Me. I think we've covered this. It's July 4th.

[Adam]

Oh, from July.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Adam]

You're hanging on to that. I like that.

[Blake]

Yeah, July 4th is one of the best.

[Kyle]

Good hot dogs.

[Adam]

Hot dogs.

[Blake]

All right. Any take backs? Any apologies? Any epic slams?

[Adam]

I wish I could take back the fart water in all my plants.

[Blake]

Well, Isaac has a good suggestion. Final. He just said put the plants outside.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah. With their indoor plants. I hope that doesn't kill them. I'm really worried, but maybe just for a couple hours. It won't.

[Kyle]

I'm sorry. I hate to do this.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

What?

[Kyle]

They're indoor plants are fine outside.

[Adam]

I don't know, man.

[Kyle]

In California's climate.

[Adam]

Look, as a person who can't keep a plant alive, I just kind of try to steer clear. I can do a cacti here and there, but like any sort of indoor plant, outdoor plant, I. I immediately kill. So I don't. I don't want to touch.

[Blake]

Well, you know what's cool about plants is you can just kill them all and then just buy new plants.

[Adam]

Yeah, well, some of these plants have been. Been with us for a while. You start to kind of get a fresh.

[Kyle]

Adam leaned in hella close to deliver that one. That was almost like a. What do they call it? A subtweet out there to all the plants. Adam's not fucking with you. You.

[Adam]

I'm telling you, we have like a. What is it called? A fiddle. Fiddle leaf plant that. It's been with us for a while. It's kind of a friend.

[Kyle]

Oh, cool.

[Blake]

Very cool.

[Kyle]

Cool.

[Adam]

I do have a. A special. A special thing right here. I got the newest flavor. They didn't send this to me. I bought this product. We got a new flavor of buzzball.

[Blake]

Buzzball.

[Adam]

I'm still a buzz boy, although my, my, my free supply has dried up. But guys, hot, hot, hot on the market. We got grapes gone wild. I couldn't be more excited about a buzzball.

[Kyle]

Are we doing it now?

[Adam]

Should I. Should I buzz off with one?

[Kyle]

Love to see. Yeah, I'd love to see.

[Blake]

Well, you know, it's going to taste good to you no matter what. You're such a homer for buzz balls.

[Adam]

So I will give. I mean, the, the purple, the color is gorgeous.

[Blake]

The color is working.

[Adam]

It smells really good. There's a chance this is a very, like, robo tasting one, which would be.

[Blake]

A bummer, but that rolled off the tongue.

[Kyle]

And Adam, that's what you want in your cocktail, right?

[Adam]

Rapes gone wild.

[Kyle]

Go for it.

[Adam]

You're hearing it here first and you're seeing it right now. Here we go, fellas. It's good to be back.

[Kyle]

Do it.

[Blake]

Okay. Still chugging. Still chugging.

[Kyle]

What's the verdict?

[Blake]

What's. Tell us the truth.

[Kyle]

Is it s tier, bro?

[Blake]

Be honest.

[Adam]

I like it a lot. It's really good.

[Kyle]

Oh, no way. That's crazy.

[Adam]

It's delicious.

[Blake]

Wow, that's wild. Didn't see that one coming.

[Adam]

It is a little spicy on the back of the throat, but like a.

[Kyle]

Oh, like a grape.

[Blake]

And let me guess, it's delicious. It's really room temp too, right?

[Adam]

Oh, no, I. I just was in the fridge for a little bit. It was in the fridge for a little bit.

[Blake]

For a few weeks.

[Adam]

I've left it in the car. But it's good.

[Blake]

Yeah, it's good.

[Kyle]

I wish I had something like you have with buzzballs, man. That's something special.

[Adam]

Thank you so much.

[Blake]

Yeah. And I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It was sort of on me that I sort of was on buzzballs so much that.

[Adam]

That they dropped.

[Blake]

They dropped you.

[Kyle]

But Adam's. It's sort of on him. He's saying it's.

[Blake]

It's sort of on me a little bit.

[Adam]

Thanks, man. So that I'll take that as your.

[Blake]

Yeah, I would like to take her apology. Yeah, I'd like to apologize to you a little bit for sort of having it be on me a little bit.

[Adam]

Well, and tune into chair company if you have hbo. It's very, very good. I was.

[Blake]

I will be tuned.

[Adam]

I loved it. I loved it. Yeah, I loved it a lot.

[Kyle]

That's terrific.

[Blake]

And that was another episode of this.

[Adam]

Is important.

[Blake]

Five year anniversary EP next week.

[Adam]

Oh, man. Walk down memory lane.

[Kyle]

It's going to be a best of.

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