Ep 275: Smile For The God Damn Camera

Summary

This Is Important – Ep 275: Smile For The God Damn Camera

Date: December 16, 2025
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (“Ders”), Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck (absent)

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Episode Overview

In this episode, the TII crew (minus Kyle) tackle everything from awkward childhood smiles and conspiracy theories to weed culture, American history, and their recent wild Las Vegas live show with Thunder From Down Under. As usual, it’s a mix of sincere discussions about parenting, absurd improv runs that get dark, and genuine group camaraderie—even when the jokes go off the rails.

Warning: This summary preserves the group’s raw comedic tone, including explicit jokes and absurd tangents, as per host style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Fame, Conspiracies, and “Lizard People”

• Miley Cyrus “Lizard People” Conspiracy (04:09)

  • Adam falls down a YouTube rabbit hole and jokes about being accused of being a lizard person.
    • “Now my thing is, I want people to now think I'm a lizard person.” (Adam, 05:01)
  • They riff on celebrity conspiracy theories and the absurd idea that only ultra-famous people get attached to the wildest rumors—e.g., Tom Hanks and pedophile ring conspiracies.

• Creeps in Film & Morality in Casting (06:19)

  • The group discusses typecasting actors who look sinister—referencing Jeffrey Jones (“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”) and casting real-life creeps for prison productions as a joke.

“Smile For The God Damn Camera”: Parenting, Photos & Generational Habits

• Kids’ Awkward Smiles (08:30–10:22)
  • Adam reflects on seeing his friends’ kids on Facebook—how kids don’t know how to smile naturally for photos.
  • Chris notes there’s a difference between a genuine smile and the “smile” you make when told to.
    • “There's the smile you make when you're smiling, and then there's a smile you do when you're told to smile." (Chris, 09:01)
• Philosophy of Forcing Kids to Smile:
  • Chris doesn’t make his kids smile for photos, allowing them authentic expressions.
  • Adam and Blake joke about the value in just telling kids to “smile for the goddamn camera.” (10:22)
• Classic Parent Tricks (10:25–11:02)
  • Chris shares his go-to: telling his kids not to fart during the picture, which gets real laughs.
    • “Please, nobody fart during this…” (Chris, 10:46)

Modern Weed Culture: From Hotboxing to Dabs (29:29–33:19)

• Nostalgia for Illegal Weed
  • Adam: “Remember how fun it was?” (29:29) — reminiscing about hotboxing convertibles in high school.
• Shift in Weed Experience
  • Blake, who DJed at PuffCon, observes weed culture now “took a turn,” referring to dabs and extreme potencies.
    • “It’s just too strong. You’re like losing your bowels high.” (Blake, 32:26)
  • Adam and Chris discuss the difference between flower and modern concentrates.
• AI-Generated Porn, Changing Technology (33:35–35:02)
  • The crew jokes about the slippery slope from “chicks working out” to huge-titted AI women in their algorithms.

Parenting, Gifts, and Toy Mayhem

• The Overabundance of Toys (67:02–68:58)
  • Chris and Adam discuss the flood of toys at holiday and birthday time and how much kids enjoy simple things like boxes more than the actual toys.
    • “I'm like, I should have just bought a box.” (Adam, 68:58)

American History, Capital Cities, and Quiz Failure

• Testing Each Other on U.S. History (41:22–50:03)
  • Blake tries to name the original 13 colonies and U.S. state capitals with relative success (and a lot of jokey self-doubt).
    • “I keep going. What else do you want me to tell you, brother?” (Blake, 42:12)
    • The group bonds over not knowing all 13 colonies, dunking on East Coasters, and failing a capital quiz.
• Generational Interest in History
  • Adam confesses, “Admittedly, the older I get, the more interested in I am in American history.” (52:04)

Live Las Vegas Show with Thunder From Down Under (70:13–75:36)

• Vegas Recap: Epic Dance Battle
  • The group shares details about their live show, including a surprise appearance by Thunder From Down Under and an impromptu dance-off.
    • “We all ripped our shirts off. Very sexy. Very hot… we all looked pretty good.” (Adam, 71:03)
• Backstage Stories
  • Adam talks about mingling with Joey Fatone, Luis Fonsi, and Joe Gatto after the show, learning they all went to high school together in Florida—an “Illuminati” moment.
    • “How is this not… That’s Illuminati, dude!” (Blake, 80:12)

Other Highlights

• Weed & Alcohol Regulation (16:06–21:20)
  • The team discusses the impending ban on THC beverage cans in mainstream stores, blaming political maneuvering and comparing weed to alcohol.
• The Ongoing Pants-less Zoom Call Bit (63:11–64:55)
  • Running gag where each member tries to one-up the prior’s wild claim about not wearing pants on Zoom.
    • “Yeah, I’m not wearing pants. I’m jacking off. My dick is in my hands.” (Chris, 63:31)
• Adam’s Tribe-Wide Wish: Being known as a lizard/reptile person for “brand” purposes (82:03–82:21)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Conspiracy Aspirations:
  • “Now my thing is, I want people to now think I'm a lizard person.” – Adam (05:01)
• On Parenting Photos:
  • “There's the smile you make when you're smiling, and then there's a smile you do when you're told to smile.” – Chris (09:01)
  • “Smile for the goddamn camera.” – Adam (10:23)
• Vegas Strip Recollections:
  • “We all ripped our shirts off. Very sexy. Very hot… we all looked pretty good.” – Adam (71:03)
• Childhood Weed Smoking Nostalgia:
  • “You and your friends in high school would get so stoned in your car… park underneath a street light and then drop the convertible top, come out, billow out like smoke weed every day.” – Adam (29:47)
• On American History:
  • “I know it started on the east coast with colonies, and then we spread west. I know all this, dude.” – Blake (42:10)
• Boxing-Day Wisdom:
  • “They play with the Box. They don't play with the toy. They have more fun with the box.” – Blake (68:51)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Welcome, Intros & Immediate Absurdity — [03:18]
• Lizard People & Conspiracy Jokes — [04:09–07:00]
• Awkward Kids’ Smiles, Parenting Photos — [08:30–11:02]
• Frozen & Pixar Movie Ratings — [13:18–14:44]
• Weed Culture, Illegal Nostalgia, Dabs — [29:29–33:19]
• Pornhub Anniversaries & AI Porn — [35:25–36:36]
• Chicken Fingers in Winnipeg — [38:43–41:12]
• US History/Civics Quiz — [41:22–50:03]
• American History Interests — [52:04–53:28]
• Toys and Parenting Realness — [67:02–69:00]
• Las Vegas Live Show & Thunder Down Under — [70:13–75:36]
• Vegas Afterparty [Joey Fatone, Luis Fonsi, Joe Gatto] — [79:05–80:49]
• Wrap up, Takebacks, Apologies & Lizard Branding — [81:16–82:21]

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Tone, Language, & Flow

The episode flows with the hosts’ signature blend of shameless, raucous humor and surprisingly sincere takes on adult life, parenting, and the passage of time. The laughter is often anarchic, but beneath the bits are moments about generational change (how we parent and are parented, how culture changes), a little bit of nostalgia for their own wild youth, and an ongoing meta awareness of their own comedic “brand.”

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• This episode is a quintessential sampler platter of TII: rapid-fire jokes, nostalgic detours, and weirdly profound moments about smiling for photos and growing up.
• The Vegas live show recap is peppered with outlandish backstage stories, stripping, and admiration for the unyielding core strength of male dancers.
• The weed segment acts as a bridge between “old school” rebellion and today’s all-too-available mainstream highs.
• There’s inside baseball on American history and trivia, which spirals quickly into self-mockery and jokes about regional ignorance.
• Parenting is a through-line: how to get your kids to smile, how to regulate mountains of holiday toys, and how to weigh genuine connection over posed perfection.
• The crew never lets a premise stay grounded for long—everything’s on the table for escalation, misdirection, and callback.

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Closing Thought & Takeaways

If you want to know what these friends are obsessing about lately—awkward childhood photos, the evolution of stoner culture, live shows, or what it feels like to throw your back out on stage—this episode covers it. Their blend of biting satire and earnest reflection makes for a hilarious ride, whether or not you ever smiled for the goddamn camera.

“With the three of us combined, we can get 10 of the 13 colonies.” – Adam (49:51)

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Listen if you enjoy:
• Adult irreverence, group improv, and fast, layered jokes
• Peeled-back, sincere moments about parenthood and growing up
• Wild Las Vegas tales and behind-the-scenes showbiz bits
• Satirical takes on historical ignorance and pop culture

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Transcript

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I'm not wearing pants. I'm jacking off. My dick is in my hands, everyone.

[Blake]

I have my cell phone up my ass, and I keep telling my girlfriend to text me.

[Adam]

I'm actually fucking my dog underneath the table.

[Blake]

Let's go. Ow. Gotcha.

[Adam]

We back. We're back.

[Blake]

We'll do it live.

[Chris]

I missed you guys.

[Adam]

I'm gonna come.

[Chris]

Do not tell anyone I missed you guys. What's that about?

[Blake]

Dude?

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Dude, if you're tuning into the YouTube channel, Adam's being hella funny.

[Adam]

I saw a video of Miley Cyrus, like, on some. I'm on a few. I've. I've lingered a little too long on a few conspiracy videos that now the algorithm's like. You like conspiracy videos? It says that Miley's an alien. She's like a lizard person.

[Blake]

You imagine reptoid.

[Adam]

Because she on the couch of. I think it was like a Conan o' Brien on Conan or something. When he had his talk show and she sat down, she was like. Like being goofy with her tongue.

[Chris]

When she's like, tongue is super long.

[Blake]

Remember her tongue phase? She was like, I'm gonna make the tongue my thing. Yeah.

[Chris]

She started it.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. She invented the tongue. She was, like, the first one to do the tongue. Yeah. And so now my thing is, I want people to now think I'm a lizard person.

[Blake]

Okay. Okay, We're.

[Chris]

You're almost there.

[Blake]

I like.

[Chris]

You gotta be a little more famous.

[Blake]

I think they're gonna just think you're on ecstasy.

[Adam]

No, I think that's right. I think I'm not famous enough to think I'm a lizard person. You have to be so, like, very famous in order for people to be like, oh, it's like when they said Tom Hanks was the one who was in charge of the pedophile rings or whatever.

[Chris]

Can you imagine?

[Adam]

They pick, like, the guy who's least likely to be in charge of the pedophile rings, but the most famous. Yeah.

[Chris]

Well, that's why they picked him.

[Blake]

It's the guy from Howard the Duck. Like.

[Chris]

Yeah, yes, yes. It's that guy from Ferris Bueller's day off from Deadwood. That guy.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not. It's not.

[Adam]

That guy was t caught with child porn on his computer. Is that what.

[Blake]

Correct?

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Allegedly.

[Adam]

Allegedly. I told you, not even allegedly. Literally. His name was Jeffrey Jones. Bring up a photo of Jeffrey Jones here. Todd.

[Chris]

I feel like we've covered this because we pull the picture, we go. I mean, look at this guy. He's the guy.

[Blake]

We have.

[Adam]

Dude, we have. We have poor Jeffrey Jo. Not even poor Jeffrey Jones. Yeah, Jeffrey Jones.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Killer performance.

[Adam]

But even seeing him. Would you. And we've talked about this, but even seeing him in movies, you're like, that guy is into children. Like, you could just tell. It's science.

[Chris]

You know what, though? And look, this is not condoning it. What we need, but we need those guys in movies.

[Adam]

Yeah, they do make creeps.

[Chris]

There's something off. And they make the best creeps.

[Adam]

Yeah, they do make the best creeps.

[Blake]

Anything for the movies.

[Chris]

So if we could. This is actually a good. A good, like, program for prisons or whatever. It's like central casting.

[Blake]

Creeps.

[Chris]

See ya. We don't need that. I'm going to the prison and I'm casting a real pedophile.

[Adam]

Yeah, real deal.

[Chris]

To be a children's principal.

[Blake]

I've always thought that would be really cool if, like, the prison system was. If they made a prison make a children's show. I thought that would be, like, a really good idea.

[Chris]

Like, why are you saying that here? Don't even say that out loud.

[Blake]

I'm sorry.

[Adam]

That's such a great idea. You got to keep that.

[Blake]

I think that would be really cool.

[Chris]

You got to take this to, like, who are the standups that do prisons? Like Jeff Ross, Jeff Rossworthy, Jeff Foxworthy, Jeff Dunham.

[Adam]

The other. All the Jeffs. Yeah, all the Jeffs. Jeff Dye. Jeff.

[Chris]

Jeff. Who's the other guy who talks really fast? Blonde guy.

[Blake]

Wait, who's the guy with the puppets?

[Chris]

He started doing stand up around the same time as you. Adam. Isn't his name Jeff? He was like off the wall energy, Whatever.

[Adam]

No, that's Kyle. Kyle.

[Chris]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Kyle. Jeff. Kyle.

[Blake]

Guys, who's the guy with the puppets, please?

[Adam]

Jeff Dunham. We've covered that joke. Yeah, you gotta keep up, buddy. We've already.

[Blake]

Sorry, Sorry. Jesus, it's early over here. It's early over here.

[Adam]

I'm two hours looking at Jeffrey Jones in the Chat. It's off putting. Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Like, I don't like him being here with us in the chat.

[Chris]

You want him out of the chat?

[Adam]

Yeah. If we could delete that photo there, Todd. Thank you.

[Chris]

Oh, Beetlejuice. I mean, the guy is good.

[Adam]

Dude.

[Blake]

He's a goat. He's the goat.

[Adam]

He's the goat. Thank you. Thank you, Todd. The goat. Yeah.

[Blake]

When you smile like you're.

[Chris]

Go ahead on that. Yeah.

[Blake]

If you smile like you're trying to break your teeth, like you're biting, if your smile is a bite, you might be a pedophile.

[Adam]

When do you learn? It's crazy to see. Yeah. You know, because I. I went on Facebook for the first time in months, and first time in months I went on Facebook. And you see your friends, kids, and you, like, friends that I haven't seen since high school, you know, and they just don't know how to smile yet. And you're like, the kids, they smile like they bite.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

They're like, when do you learn, like, what a. What a smile is? Or.

[Chris]

I think there's two smiles, right? There's the smile you make when you're smiling, and then there's a smile you do when you're told to smile.

[Adam]

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Blake]

Right?

[Chris]

And I remember being told to smile, like, for photos, like, stand up, smile, like you're ruining this. Right?

[Blake]

Smile.

[Chris]

Yeah, we don't do that shit at all. For us, it's like, all right, we're taking the picture. However you look in this picture is how you're going to look. And if you want to look insane or like, you want to look grumpy or whatever and not smile. That's what it is, right?

[Adam]

And we just do it.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

You're a monster.

[Blake]

That's my favorite.

[Chris]

I'm not saying, like, I'm not. No, no, listen. I'm not saying we say like, okay, we're taking a picture and however you want to look. But like, we just don't force the kids to, like, become something in the moment that they're like. Because then they're like, what? I don't want to smile.

[Blake]

So progressive.

[Chris]

Well, it's just like, we're really gonna start, like, telling them how to look. Just like, just, hey, we're gonna take a picture. Look how you want to look. If you want to make a crazy face, great. We're going to look back 20 years from now and go, God, you were always a little goofball, and now you're. Now it's your funeral. Yes, sir. It all Checks out. It all checks out.

[Adam]

It all checks out. Wow, dude. Yeah.

[Blake]

I mean, I feel like we came from a generation where you were supposed to smile during pictures, but you do go through. What age is it when, like, you fuck up, by the way?

[Adam]

I'm gonna do that. I. I know. I'm not gonna let. No, I'm not gonna. I'm gonna say fucking smile.

[Blake]

Smile for the fucking picture.

[Adam]

Smile for the goddamn camera.

[Blake]

Smile for the pic.

[Chris]

Yeah, I just say something funny. Instead of telling them to smile, I try and say something funny, and it works every time.

[Blake]

Okay, funny.

[Adam]

Dad, what funny bits do you have? Because I'm, you know, Bo's still so young. It's. I'm. We're still at the level of like, are you a poo poo head? And he'll lose his shit?

[Blake]

Diarrhea? I mean.

[Chris]

Yeah, no, no, dude, it's right up that. It's right up the. It's right up there with that. It's like, it never changes. Okay, all right, everybody, we're gonna take that. And nobody fart. Please, nobody fart during this. And then they're. They're laughing or whatever. It's something goofy.

[Blake]

Okay?

[Chris]

You know?

[Blake]

Yeah, I love that part.

[Adam]

Comedy.

[Blake]

That would work on me.

[Adam]

So good. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Holding your farts.

[Adam]

I mean, holding your farts. Dude, you do that on the red carpet.

[Blake]

You got me giggling.

[Adam]

And Charlize Theron is right next to you. You know, she's gigging. You know, Charlize.

[Chris]

So wait, or. Or are you saying you're a photographer and you're like, charlize, over here, over here. Okay, hold in your fart.

[Adam]

Okay, just hold in your fart. Do not fart. Do not fart, fart. Oh, that's good. Why are you saying I'm a photographer? Because I'm not famous enough to be on the red carpet next to Charlize.

[Blake]

Well, yeah, because I'm like, wait, what movie is in your mind where you're sharing a red carpet with Charlize?

[Adam]

No, this is just like an MTV Movie Awards where there's just a cattle call, where it's just one after another.

[Chris]

I know, but why is she listening to you next? I'm saying, like, as the person who's putting together the photo, which is what we do as a family member.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, that's right. That's right. But I was thinking, you know how sometimes I guess I was sort of thinking that I. I'm in a movie with Charlize. I'm a big dreamer, okay? And I'M in this movie with Charlize and Mad Max. You're standing right next to her. Or I would probably be three people away from her.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

And then you say, okay, no one fart. Do you think.

[Chris]

Oh, you're saying in a group photo.

[Adam]

In a group. Do you think? In a group photo. And it's Charlize. It's Benicio Del Toro. It's. I. I mean, who. Who else? Like, name three other big actors.

[Blake]

Josh Gad.

[Adam]

Okay. Josh Gad's laughing.

[Chris]

I got a feeling Josh Gad's gonna say something funnier than you.

[Adam]

Sorry.

[Blake]

Oh, he's gonna. One up.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yeah, he. I mean, probably smarter. For sure. Funnier. I don't know.

[Chris]

Like, you're gonna say, everyone holding your farts. And he's. And no one's gonna laugh. And he's gonna say, too late. And everyone's going to be smiling in the photo except for you. Like this.

[Adam]

Just.

[Chris]

You got Gad again. Fucking Gad.

[Blake]

He pulled out a Jeffrey Jones.

[Chris]

Gadzooks.

[Adam]

You know, the. I just read a thing that Gad the Gadonator and Kristen Bell. Or Kristen Bell.

[Blake]

What?

[Chris]

You.

[Adam]

I think it's Christian Bell.

[Blake]

Speak your truth.

[Adam]

Frozen, they're going to make $30 million per movie for the next two movies, so $60 million.

[Chris]

Hold up.

[Adam]

Wow.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

Isn't that.

[Blake]

Real?

[Adam]

And by the way, I tried to watch Frozen the other night. I was like, hey, Bo, let's fire up Frozen.

[Blake]

It's mid. It's mid.

[Chris]

Unwatchable.

[Adam]

It's mid. Oh, yeah, it's way mid.

[Blake]

Let it go or let it snow or whatever that is.

[Adam]

Let it go.

[Blake]

That is a ballad, though. That.

[Adam]

No, no, no. This. The songs, it stuck with me. And I'm walking around the house, all of a sudden, I'm just, like, doing my shit. Going like, let.

[Chris]

Does it slap.

[Adam]

It slaps. But the movie itself, I'm like, this shit's kind of boring.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

It's no Monsters, Inc.

[Blake]

It's no Monsters, Inc. God, no. God, no.

[Adam]

It's no Monsters, Inc. What are we doing here?

[Chris]

It's no Toy Story 3.

[Adam]

It's no Toy Story 1, 2 or 3.

[Chris]

Wait, so is Monsters, Inc. Is that.

[Adam]

Your j. I love me some Monsters.

[Blake]

Inc. Dude, Monsters, Inc. Is great.

[Adam]

And Bo loves Monsters, Inc. Really good. He's. He walks around the house all day long. Monster Monst.

[Blake]

Is that because he thinks you're a monster or. Right?

[Adam]

Yeah, maybe.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And he loves it. He loves it.

[Blake]

So Daddy's my monster?

[Adam]

Yeah. He's not scared. He's not scared. I've yet to find anything he's really scared of.

[Chris]

Maybe I gotta run that one back. I never really.

[Blake]

It's good.

[Chris]

As Blake would say. I never really with it.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Blake]

With Monsters, Inc. Dude, it's pretty damn good.

[Chris]

Check it out.

[Blake]

Mike Wachowski.

[Chris]

I mean, Coco.

[Blake]

Coco.

[Chris]

After Coco, I'm like, what do we even need to watch?

[Blake]

Okay. Coco would be in my top 25. Right?

[Chris]

There's no doubt.

[Adam]

I have not seen Coco.

[Chris]

Dude, Coco is hardcore.

[Adam]

I am excited. What I'm really excited about having a child is watching all these movies. I. I was off the Pixar train after I watched up, and that was the last Pixar movie I've ever seen. But even before then, it was. I watched Toy Story and I watched up, and I didn't see another Pixar movie.

[Blake]

And I'm out.

[Adam]

And I said, latero. I was just a little old.

[Chris]

I got back into it, obviously with kids.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. And now I'm, like, running through them, like, really enjoying. And I'm bummed when. Because we don't let Beau, like, watch hours and hours of movies. So we'll watch 40 minutes before bed when he's having his milk. And I'm like, well, do I keep running this movie back or do I pause it and I watch the rest of the bow tomorrow? Like, finish it.

[Blake]

I think Daddy stays up.

[Chris]

You double dip.

[Blake]

I think Daddy stays.

[Chris]

Daddy stays up with his milk. You know what I'm saying?

[Adam]

Yeah. That is male, I think.

[Chris]

I don't know what I'm saying. Do you notice?

[Adam]

Do you guys. Are you guys alcoholics? We know Blake is, but. Anders, do you have a. A nighttime drink every night? Your boobs are huge.

[Chris]

I've been drinking some cans lately.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's what I drink. I drink cans. C A N N S. This is. I mean, I'm an investor, so I have to disclaim that. But it is so fucking delicious. And little cannabis beverage.

[Blake]

Did I hear that those are no longer legal in California or something?

[Chris]

Trump's coming for him.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, something's happening. I. You know, with all the money that I have invested, which is more than I probably should have, I maybe overextended myself because of the love I have for cans. And then we were number one microdosed beverage in the country. And then now Trump is gunning for us for whatever reason. We didn't. We didn't pay the piper.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah, Enough.

[Adam]

Because he was saying he's going to make weed legal, and then he backpedals and saying all this shit's illegal.

[Chris]

I was having trouble getting it like delivered to me. Like, they were like, we don't ship to your area. But then Emma figured it out.

[Adam]

Oh good.

[Chris]

The smoke weed every day donor that she is. And we get it just delivered. So like, we gotta finish them.

[Adam]

And. And Emma likes the cans too. I like this. She doesn't like him as much as you.

[Chris]

Not as much as me. No, no, no.

[Adam]

Know. And I like that you like cans as well. I didn't know that.

[Blake]

Every night I just am like.

[Adam]

Takes the edge off.

[Chris]

I. I don't, I don't drink that much anymore. Yeah, I just am like. Yeah, but like, I, I just don't. I just don't do it. But when like I'm getting the kids ready for bed, I'm slamming a can and hopefully it kicks in by the time I'm under the covers.

[Blake]

I love that.

[Adam]

Yeah, no, I'm kind of with you. I don't, I don't really drink when I'm just at home chilling. Like, I've never been like a nightcap drinking type guy that often. Every once in a while I'll just chug vodka right before bed just to feel something that's cool. Just to feel nothing.

[Blake]

To get the heart.

[Adam]

Heart moving.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Just to make those drinks here. Lately it's just been. I drink, but I don't drink one. I drink like five.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But you know what's weird? I. I even in Vegas, when we drank a bunch.

[Blake]

Hello, I'm drunk now.

[Chris]

My hangovers aren't what they used to be. My hangers, you. When I was younger, my hangovers used to be like, epic.

[Blake]

You're saying they're getting better?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Oh, wow. Lucky.

[Chris]

I just feel like groggy the next day. And I don't know if it's because I'm not drinking as much or. And like used to go ham or what. But like I used to wake up being like catatonic style. You know what I mean?

[Adam]

Well, in Vegas I was wildly hungover and I also, for whatever reason, just. And I did not do cocaine. I know it's going to sound like a.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

But I did. But I did not sleep. It was like. You know, sometimes when you're drunk, you just will wake up at 4 o' clock in the morning and then you're up and you can't go back to bed and you're like, what the fuck? Yeah, that happens to me kind of often now when I drink and I'm like, this sucks. Sleep is most important. What is that?

[Chris]

They say it's like the sugar wearing off or something from some.

[Blake]

It's science. I think what I realized is if I go your ghost sucking your dick.

[Chris]

Is what it is. Go ahead.

[Blake]

If I go to sleep drunk, I don't get any sleep that's even worthwhile. So it just seems like I didn't sleep. I just get terrible sleep. I don't wake up early or anything. I just feel like I haven't gone to bed.

[Adam]

So. So Todd just put in the chat here about the new THC limits on hemp derived fuck marijuana drinks. And I think this will affect can. I'm not exactly sure, but I talked with the owner of can and he said it will affect us, but don't worry, we're figuring it all out. And so I'm like, okay, what does that mean? But we were in Circle ks. We were in grocery stores. You could go to a Whole Foods and pick up cans. And we were in these stores where you can also just buy a case of beer and you could grab some cans. And now I guess it's going to take a year for the ban to go into effect. Now you can't do that. And you have to get it from the dispensaries, which is annoying and does suck.

[Chris]

I mean, or you can go to website. I'm still going to send it, as I said. But do you think this is like, if Budweiser, as in like Budweiser doesn't get in this game with a name like Budweiser?

[Adam]

Yeah, they're blowing it.

[Chris]

They're blowing.

[Adam]

Yeah. And the cans are green.

[Chris]

These youngsters aren't drinking like they used to. They might be drinking some weed, though. So get in the fucking game. Your name is Bud Weiser.

[Adam]

Get perfect sense. It makes perfect sense. Yeah. I don't understand the, the weed hate. It was the fact that Trump just must have got a truckload of money from.

[Chris]

Absolutely.

[Adam]

The, from the alcohol companies, the lobbyists.

[Blake]

Ah, you think they're going, he must.

[Adam]

Have been straight paid. And that, I mean, that makes perfect sense. And then all of a sudden he reversed course on marijuana when he was saying, I don't care, I think it should be legal. And then now all of a sudden split drinks, which are very tame. It's not like they're 50 milligrams.

[Chris]

You got to drink two to be like, I'm stoned.

[Adam]

You have to drink several.

[Chris]

You can't Dr.1 and feel stoned.

[Adam]

Yeah. No, no, no.

[Blake]

Maybe Baron got into a case.

[Adam]

It's like drinking a beer. You don't drink one and suddenly you're drunk. You got to drink 11.

[Chris]

12. You gotta like. And you're the go for a drive.

[Blake]

I like this. The face of the company has signed off on it. Go 11 deep.

[Adam]

Gotta go 11. You gotta drink 11 of them. Or delicious can the wind in your hair.

[Chris]

What they call like tall boys or something like that? Big boys.

[Blake]

Oh yeah.

[Chris]

Where it does have 10, they have.

[Adam]

They're called high boys.

[Blake]

High boys.

[Adam]

And then. And then now they have the. The bigger ones that are called not even bigger drink wise but naked grandma stank dogs. No, they're called higher boys.

[Blake]

Higher boys. Okay, give me higher baby.

[Chris]

Jackie Wilson.

[Adam]

Hi, baby.

[Blake]

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[Chris]

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[Adam]

Right, Adam? Yep.

[Chris]

But I'VE got a tip to help you out there.

[Adam]

What's that?

[Chris]

Get to know them better.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, that's it. And the best way to do that is on Facebook. You can learn more about them. You can discover their interests and hobbies through Facebook groups. Right, Ders? Yep. Maybe they love dogs. Maybe they love crochet. Everybody's different. Right, Ders? Yep. But you'll never know how unless you get to know them.

[Chris]

And not only can you use Facebook to get to know someone better, you can use Facebook marketplace to find the perfect gift once you do. Right, Adam?

[Adam]

Correct.

[Chris]

And by the perfect gift, I mean a thoughtful gift. One that shows you know the person even when you maybe didn't know them that well before.

[Adam]

That's how you connect with people. That's how Facebook helps you connect with people. And a little connection goes a long way. Let's reconnect this holiday season with Facebook.

[Blake]

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

I do miss smoking weed. Remember how fun it was?

[Blake]

Talk about it.

[Adam]

Wouldn't smoke smoking weed. Durs wasn't really a stoner back in the day, but hot knives when it was very illegal, when it was like.

[Blake]

You could go to jail smoking weed, really bad boy.

[Adam]

And you and your friends in high school would get so stoned in your car driving around and you would hot box your car. And I had a convertible top and we would park underneath a street light and then drop the convertible top, come out, billow out like smoke weed every day. Like the atomic. Like Hiroshima, baby.

[Blake]

Dude, you were a little bone thugs. You were a little bones.

[Chris]

I was like, yeah, there's got to be a better.

[Adam]

Atomic bomb like an.

[Blake]

Oven in the holocaust. This is smoke just pouring out.

[Adam]

Not like that. Not like that. Not like that.

[Chris]

Yeah, no, not like that.

[Adam]

Not like that. But just those moments and you're. You're driving around and then you have to listen to music that talks about smoking.

[Chris]

It's like 9, 11, ground zero.

[Blake]

Like with tower two went down.

[Adam]

I like that. I did not mean it like that.

[Chris]

We're covered in. We're walking around not knowing what's happening. I got a briefcase somehow.

[Adam]

Yeah, I just watched it.

[Chris]

There's a ringing in my ear. I'm being carried by a firefighter.

[Blake]

Feet, there's blood. I just saw a dude jump.

[Adam]

Not like that. Not like that. Not like that.

[Chris]

There's people landing all around me. I assume I'm so high. No, no.

[Blake]

So high. I'm starting to see people jump out the building.

[Adam]

Dude, no, don't like that. I don't like that.

[Chris]

I'm watching Batman the Dark Knight. People are shooting at me somehow. We're running for cover.

[Blake]

Ah, damn. It's like a school shooting, bro. It's like the smoke coming out the barrel at Columbine.

[Chris]

Dude, no. I'm sitting cr cross legged singing my ABCs and a kid comes in and blows my friend away.

[Adam]

You know what I would say? Not like that. It's exactly like all that stuff. It's like, I miss it.

[Chris]

And you just were like, I wish this was real.

[Adam]

I wish this were real. Yeah, it's exactly like all that. And then you.

[Chris]

I'm carrying Bubba.

[Adam]

But the music you would play always. Also had to talk about weed.

[Blake]

Yeah, sure.

[Adam]

It had to be like bone thugs.

[Blake]

Like thugs.

[Adam]

You know, we can really ease your mind, right?

[Blake]

I just want to party.

[Adam]

I miss those days.

[Blake]

They.

[Adam]

That doesn't happen anymore because now weed is so just accepted. You just sort of like puff on your little pen or you.

[Blake]

Also the weed culture, it just took a turn for the worst a little bit because like, you know, I DJed that like puffcon and that's like a dab festival. And it's just like, bro, you guys are so high. Dude. Dude, you're so high.

[Chris]

Oh, wow.

[Adam]

Yeah. Which is awesome.

[Chris]

Hey, Blake, when you point a finger, there's three pointing back at you, pal.

[Blake]

No, you're like, you're like losing your bowels high. Like you're just. It's just too strong.

[Adam]

And you don't like that people were their pants.

[Blake]

Yeah, well, I did.

[Chris]

You sure that wasn't the bass you were dropping, bro?

[Adam]

Great ass. So this place that paid that Paid you to come. Dj. You're now on them.

[Blake]

I'm not on them.

[Chris]

I'm telling you, he's taking it page out of your book, player.

[Blake]

I'm telling you that like. Like, weed is one thing. Smoking flour, but like, the scientific weed. Yeah. No, I don't fuck with it. I think it's. I think it's too strong. I think it's, like, tweaked.

[Adam]

Yeah, I don't really fuck with dabs.

[Blake]

It's either tweak.

[Chris]

You know what, though? Like, well, sure, dab is a different thing because you're just mainlining it, but, like. Yeah, yeah, hit it. Less takes fewer tokes. Isn't that the same thing?

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, but one dab. One dab will do.

[Blake]

Yeah, dab will do.

[Chris]

I know, I know a dab. I know a dab is different. Aren't you glad they're doing dabs instead of hot knives, though?

[Blake]

Has that ever come across your, like, your what? Your algorithm where it's like the weed scientists and they're like, just like, scraping these crystallized thc. Like, they have it down to such a science that it's not. It's not weed anymore. It's crack. It's crack.

[Chris]

It's all chicks doing pull ups. Sorry.

[Adam]

Oh, righty. Yeah. Mine's a lot of chicks working out. Mine now is a lot of, like, AI just huge titted AI chicks.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

I'm like, this is.

[Chris]

Oh, this is not real, ma'.

[Adam]

Am. This is. Whoa.

[Blake]

What does that affect the session? Knowing she's not real, or do you think it enhance.

[Chris]

It's gonna affect it at first the session?

[Adam]

Are you talking jerking off? Is that what you're saying? I've yet to jerk off to AI.

[Blake]

Women that you know. You think that you know.

[Chris]

Thank you, Blake. Thank you.

[Adam]

I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good at knowing.

[Chris]

Do you think, like, porno stars from, like, the 90s or the 2000s, who are, like, out of the game.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Will like, lend their likeness to AI to still be in porno? That's a great Tara Patrick style.

[Adam]

Yeah, you get Jenna Jameson back in the mix.

[Blake]

She's bad and she's better than ever.

[Chris]

And, like, go ahead. Gives her. I feel like every fucking animated porno thing, you're like, oh, this is, like a cool thing. And then it, like, scans down and they have, like, a monster cock and.

[Blake]

You'Re like, okay, let's go.

[Chris]

What. What is the crossover here?

[Adam]

What's happening?

[Blake]

I just have my hands eat it too, baby.

[Chris]

Just because you can give these women, like, two foot long, double wide dicks.

[Adam]

Blake's perfect woman. Tits in a big dick.

[Blake]

Hey, sorry, I'm a reptile.

[Chris]

That's true.

[Blake]

I want my chick to be a dude and a Liz. Want it all, baby. Come on, Come on.

[Chris]

You like the. The dungeon hentai.

[Blake]

I want to dab myself till I can't even see straight. Just beat off the AI Lizard dick women.

[Chris]

Fair enough.

[Blake]

Fair enough.

[Adam]

Yeah. Well, I feel like porno, like Pornhub has been around now for what, 15 years? Something like that.

[Blake]

Oh, my gosh. We have to do something for the 15th. We have to do something for the.

[Chris]

I actually did. I wrote a handwritten thank you note and I mailed it to them.

[Blake]

With asbestos.

[Adam]

Todd, when did pornhub? I like, when did it. It was launched in May. May 25, 2007.

[Chris]

I'll never forget. I'll never. And I'll never forget.

[Adam]

So. My God, we're coming up on 20 years, dude.

[Blake]

We have to do something.

[Chris]

What are your 20 best pornos of the last 20 years?

[Blake]

Oh, my God.

[Adam]

I can come with the list.

[Blake]

Nothing. I feel.

[Adam]

Feel like Heather from I Heart Deep Throat. Has to be. Has to be, has to be up there.

[Chris]

She's number one.

[Blake]

I was just talking about her last night.

[Adam]

Last night?

[Blake]

Yes.

[Adam]

Wow.

[Blake]

She's back.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Chris]

Old or new?

[Blake]

Old. Old. We were reminiscing. We were.

[Chris]

Melissa Midwest is in the mix.

[Adam]

Melissa Midwest.

[Chris]

Do you remember that?

[Adam]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

She had a moment.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. Blake.

[Blake]

What?

[Chris]

Why?

[Adam]

Who were you talking about? I. I mean, because I don't really where I talk about my porno.

[Chris]

No, this was a group setting that.

[Adam]

It's mostly just with you guys on the podcast that we talk to the world.

[Blake]

Dude, Dude. My boy, dude. Christopher Mintz. Class, dude. He's my boy. He's down, bro. He knows his.

[Adam]

Okay. Yeah.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Adam]

So Blake is shooting a movie up there in the peg, Putting him on blast.

[Blake]

I don't think he minds, bro.

[Chris]

We'll see.

[Adam]

He's a cool guy.

[Blake]

He's funny, dude.

[Chris]

Blast.

[Blake]

He's so tight.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So you're. Well, how was the peg? You. You posted a video that I thought was funnier. Like, the peg is going off, and it was like, it seemed like a very D level New Orleans bar.

[Blake]

Yeah. Kind of weird, huh? That's why I was like, what the hell?

[Adam]

Yeah. And I'm like, well, it's in New Orleans. It's like the best of that type of music.

[Blake]

Right?

[Adam]

And then this seemed like a much worse version of that and is that what Winnipeg is like? It's sort of just the worst version of things we have here in America. Or is it cool? I don't know, I've never been.

[Chris]

Are we saying this is like trombone music or is this like accordion music? Like way different stats?

[Adam]

No, it was like.

[Blake]

Not zydeco.

[Adam]

Not zydeco. It was like horns and. Very much.

[Chris]

Todd, will you put Zydecode in the chat? I don't know what that is.

[Blake]

Like, accordion type of music.

[Adam]

From New Orleans. Yeah, and from New Orleans. And they play like. They literally play like. Like washboards and.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

It's sick. Yeah, it's.

[Chris]

That's just something.

[Adam]

It's cool to go in and watch for 15 minutes and then you go, we have to get out of here.

[Blake]

I got it.

[Adam]

Yeah, I got it. I got it.

[Blake]

It's a very. I got it.

[Adam]

This is cool to see. And then we have to leave because it's not great.

[Blake]

Yeah, it's a cool subculture. I mean, I could go on for hours about Winnipeg. Dude, I'm in. I think it's. I think it's my number one province, Manitoba. Manis Nova, dude.

[Adam]

And you're just saying that because you're there and you're meeting all the people. Yeah.

[Chris]

He wants free desserts at dinners and stuff.

[Blake]

No, I'm gonna tell you why. Because all you eat out here is chicken fingers.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake]

Every meal is chicken fingers. Dude, I'm in heaven. I'm in heaven.

[Adam]

So this is like a perfect place for like a really, really picky eaters. That's what you're saying.

[Blake]

Absolutely, dude.

[Adam]

And they got like elementary school kids who are super annoying and won't eat anything else.

[Blake]

It's a nine year old's dream out here, dude. Every meal is chicken tenders.

[Chris]

So wait, so obviously there's like canes here. What is the thing there?

[Adam]

There?

[Blake]

I haven't found a thing. It's just every place offers chicken tenders.

[Chris]

Well, every place here offers chicken tenders also.

[Blake]

No, not like this, bro. And they have a very specific sauce called honey dill. And it's the fucking best sauce I've ever had in my life.

[Chris]

Ok. Okay, I got some sauce for you.

[Adam]

Oh, that actually does sound good. So it's a honey mustard and dill pickle.

[Blake]

There's no mustard to it, but that is what it tastes like. Yeah, it's just honey and dill. It's a honey dill sauce and it's off the hook in Winnipeg.

[Adam]

Well, honey mustard doesn't taste like mustard.

[Blake]

Yeah, it has a mustard flavor to it.

[Chris]

Of course it does. Adam, what are we talking about?

[Adam]

Yeah, does this taste like mustard? Honey mustard.

[Chris]

What do you think it tastes like?

[Blake]

Yeah, it's got mustard in it. It has this.

[Adam]

Yeah, I mean, I guess so, but it does. It. I don't really taste.

[Chris]

It's a sweet mustard.

[Blake]

Revisit it.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I mean, it's. It's in the title, but I don't taste a lot of the mustard in a honey mustard. Well, it's not like a yellow mustard.

[Chris]

It's not like a yellow mustard. It's a honey mustard.

[Adam]

That's right.

[Blake]

It's a honey mustard, baby.

[Adam]

That's right.

[Blake]

And you can get bearing some honey mustard is more mustardy than others, and.

[Chris]

It'S not like a Dijon.

[Blake]

Definitely.

[Adam]

Okay. All right. Okay, fine, fine, fine.

[Blake]

Thank you. We won the battle.

[Chris]

I wasn't going to let that slide.

[Adam]

So that's the walk away from Winnipeg winter peg.

[Blake]

Dude. No, it's cool, man. It's. It's surprisingly, like, way more cultured than I thought. It's very diverse out here, which is fucking sick. It's cold as.

[Adam]

And diverse means not all white people.

[Blake]

Correct. Correct.

[Chris]

Okay, and what is it? What's the.

[Blake]

Dude, there's a lot of people from the Philippines. There's. There's a lot of, like, Slovenian people. Ukrainians. A lot of. Yeah, there's pierogies on deck because they're like.

[Chris]

This reminds us of home. This is cold.

[Adam]

Yeah, this is cold.

[Blake]

Dude, it is so cold. It is getting colder every day.

[Adam]

So remember when you used. You've really come around on Canada because you used to hate Canada.

[Blake]

I was a bit of a haters.

[Adam]

You. You had such a hate for Canada.

[Chris]

Yeah, you said it had no history.

[Adam]

Yeah, you said it had no. You made a big statement and you said Canada had no history.

[Blake]

I still grill everybody about Canadian history, and they do have a. They do have trouble summoning it. I don't think that it's really something that's too sticky. Like, US History is. Is rich. We got a lot of. A lot of rich history.

[Adam]

I'm sure. Canada.

[Chris]

I don't want you to elaborate, but go ahead. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

I'm sure someone from Canada could explain how they became the Canadian country.

[Blake]

Yeah, but you think it'd be, like, tip of the tongue. Like, I feel like you grill the average United States citizen. They, like, know they can, like, explain.

[Adam]

How it all went down.

[Chris]

Blake, you're a perfect example of someone who doesn't know shit about American history.

[Blake]

Yeah, I do, bro. I know it started on the east coast with colonies, and then we spread west. I know all this, dude.

[Chris]

I know this. Oh, shit, dude. I take it back.

[Blake]

I keep going. What else do you want me to tell you, brother?

[Adam]

Yeah, it started on the East Coast.

[Chris]

I know it started in the East Coast. I know people are here, and they've been here.

[Blake]

I can. Hey, get specific with it. I can tell you whatever.

[Chris]

Tell me anything that wasn't in a song you learned in first grade.

[Blake]

What? What? There's so much of it. What do you want to know?

[Chris]

How many representatives are in the House?

[Blake]

No, that's. That's stupid. That's politics. I'm not talking that. I'm talking history.

[Chris]

What's the Louisiana Purchase?

[Blake]

That was when we bought Louisiana from the French.

[Chris]

Okay, I stand correct. Good job.

[Blake]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Chris]

By the way, I don't know if he's still the Prime Minister or whatever, but isn't that Dude, Trudeau. Isn't he running with. Running with Katy Perry now?

[Blake]

Oh, is he? Are they. Are they. Are they?

[Chris]

I say running with just to, like, to sound cool and young.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, my God.

[Adam]

You don't say. You say running with or hooking up?

[Chris]

No, I think they're, like. They're jogging partners.

[Blake]

Really? That's kind of a hot coat couple, dude.

[Chris]

I know.

[Blake]

Who.

[Adam]

Who is. Blake, who is the president of your country now?

[Chris]

I thought it was Trudeau.

[Adam]

Canada.

[Blake]

They don't have a president. They have parliament. Right?

[Adam]

Oh, well, sorry. The Prime Minister of your country.

[Chris]

I. Todd, who is it? Is it Trudeau?

[Blake]

I think it's. I think.

[Adam]

Wow. Blake. And I thought you were Mr. Canada.

[Blake]

I'm not a citizen.

[Adam]

I'm not. I thought you're Mr. Canada.

[Blake]

I'm Mr. Winnipeg. All right?

[Adam]

I'm not.

[Blake]

I claim Winnipeg. Only at this point is the Justin.

[Chris]

Trudeau raves about bringing running partner Katy Perry to meet Japan's ex prime minister in first joint. Okay, thank you, Todd.

[Adam]

Donkey political appearance. And also, who gives a.

[Chris]

What did you guys see the thing where the people, they say Dustin Trudeau is. Who's the guy?

[Blake]

Vidal Castro.

[Chris]

He's Castro's son because like. Like, his mom used to run Vidal or Fidal.

[Adam]

Is that real? Bam.

[Chris]

His mom used to go down to Cuba all the time to, like, whatever, and they were, like. They were close. And he looks just like Fidel Castro.

[Blake]

Oh, Adam's licking his lips right now. He loves a good conspiracy because this is conspiracy.

[Chris]

Okay, Side by side picture. Look at that picture.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. Justin Trudeau and Fidel Castro. They do look similar.

[Chris]

Maybe it's pronounced Justine.

[Blake]

Fidel Castro.

[Adam]

That's cool. I love a good conspiracy theory. I'm into those. Those now.

[Chris]

Castro, Trudeau, bruh.

[Adam]

I, I. Well, now that Kyle's is gone from the podcast, I feel like I need to step up and be the conspiracy theorist. I like that for you in the group.

[Blake]

I like that for you.

[Adam]

You know what I didn't get?

[Blake]

What?

[Adam]

A flu shot.

[Chris]

Well, why don't you cry about it?

[Adam]

My wife and kid got one. I didn't.

[Blake]

Why not? You want, you want to get down with the sickness?

[Chris]

Needles are scary.

[Adam]

Hey, maybe I'm an anti vaxxer now. Who knows? Who knows?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Who knows what I'm gonna get into? I like that.

[Blake]

That.

[Adam]

No, I just didn't want to get a shot. I was like it. Ouchy.

[Blake]

It's a little ouchy.

[Adam]

A little bit of an ouch.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

I don't want to get ouch. I don't want to get it.

[Chris]

I don't think I'm ever going to get a booster.

[Blake]

No. Why the hell.

[Adam]

I'm done. I'm done getting the boosters.

[Blake]

Come on.

[Adam]

We're done.

[Blake]

We're not getting boosted.

[Chris]

I'll get it in 15 years.

[Adam]

No, really.

[Blake]

Wait, you're talking a Covid booster.

[Adam]

I'm done.

[Chris]

Yeah, like when I'm susceptible.

[Blake]

I don't think at that point you're boosting anymore. I think.

[Adam]

Yeah, you got to re. You got to re. Up the whole thing.

[Blake]

What do you think you're down to, like, 1% and needs to be boosted again?

[Chris]

Yes, I think that's. Isn't that the whole point? You get the first one, and then all you need is a booster.

[Blake]

You know what? You tell me the point of what the vaccine was. You tell me.

[Adam]

Look, you tell me.

[Blake]

You tell me.

[Adam]

You tell me.

[Chris]

I know that the state started on the east coast.

[Blake]

Hey, they did as colonies. Am I, Am I not correct?

[Adam]

Can you name the thirteen colonies?

[Blake]

Sure. No, Virginia. Virginia, yeah, for sure. New York. New York for sure.

[Adam]

I would. I would also have a hard time. Thirteen colonies.

[Blake]

New York, Virginia, Maine.

[Chris]

Blake, let's not do it.

[Adam]

No, not Maine.

[Blake]

Not Maine. Maine was not a colony.

[Adam]

No, no, no, no. Maine was not a colony.

[Blake]

Rhode Island.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yeah, it has to be.

[Blake]

Why did Maine get left out?

[Chris]

New Hampshire.

[Blake]

New Hampshire for sure.

[Chris]

New Jersey.

[Blake]

New Jersey. Anything new is in that thing.

[Adam]

Vermont, if Vermont?

[Chris]

I don't think so. Vermont and Maine, maybe.

[Adam]

Not Massachusetts, for sure.

[Blake]

Yeah. Massachusetts was in this, yo.

[Chris]

Yeah, big time. Connecticut. Philadelphia. Philadelphia is not upstate.

[Blake]

Philadelphia, not a state.

[Adam]

Pennsylvania for sure.

[Chris]

I think Pennsylvania was like, the first. First one.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Todd, let's look. No, Okay. I had the list.

[Blake]

I have.

[Chris]

Adam, don't look at the.

[Blake]

Here he goes.

[Adam]

Oh, you don't want me to look at. Okay.

[Chris]

No, I think it goes down to Georgia. No. Florida.

[Adam]

Right?

[Blake]

No.

[Adam]

Well, I did just peek at a list, so I do know.

[Chris]

So let's start from the bottom.

[Adam]

Virginia is the first colony.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Blake]

Hell yeah, it is. Oops.

[Adam]

Winning.

[Blake]

I think that's their license plate.

[Chris]

Virginia, South Carolina, North Carolina. Virginia, Maryland.

[Blake]

Maryland for days.

[Adam]

Maryland for sure.

[Chris]

Philadelphia, Massachusetts for sure.

[Adam]

Philadelphia.

[Chris]

Rhod Island.

[Adam]

Massachusetts, Connecticut or not Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Massachusetts.

[Chris]

And if you're listening, is West Virginia.

[Blake]

No, I think at the time, it was all just one Virginia.

[Adam]

There was no West Virginia, Rhode Island.

[Chris]

Look at the size of that Virginia.

[Adam]

We're at like nine. We're at nine right now.

[Blake]

Damn. Really?

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

We're missing some.

[Adam]

Well, none of us. The thing is, I know the Carolina.

[Blake]

What about the Carolinas?

[Adam]

I said that.

[Chris]

I said North South Carolina.

[Adam]

We did. People are going to be dogging on us because they're. They're listening and they live on the East Coast. It's so much easier to remember this stuff when you live there and you go, oh, all my neighboring states, those are the ones. We were the original colonies. You. It's so easy for you.

[Blake]

And you walk. You walk past plaques every day.

[Adam]

He's living in Oakland.

[Chris]

Blake's never left California.

[Adam]

He never left California.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Adam]

Me and DS are Midwestern kids. Kids. Hey, you ask me, the bordering states of Nebraska. I know all of them. Boom, off the tippy top. Tippy top of my head.

[Chris]

And could you do that?

[Adam]

Fucking East Coasters.

[Chris]

There's no way.

[Blake]

Absolutely not.

[Adam]

No. I guarantee you you couldn't. There's zero possibility that you would know all the bordering states to Nebraska. So fuck off. If we don't know the thirteen colonies.

[Blake]

So fuck the fuck off.

[Adam]

So fuck off. We got nine.

[Blake]

Is it important what's in the middle of the United States? No, not at all. It's not.

[Adam]

It's not. Is the thirteen colonies more important?

[Chris]

Yes. What are we missing? Did we say Delaware?

[Adam]

Oh, we did not say there's a 10. That's 10.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Blake]

Nice poll, dude. I was on Jeopardy, man.

[Chris]

I feel like we've said it.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

All right, I'll read it. Oh, Georgia's one. I said Georgia.

[Blake]

Really?

[Adam]

You didn't say Georgia.

[Chris]

I said I said, let's start from the bottom. Georgia. And I said South Carolina. North Carolina. Virginia.

[Adam]

Yeah. Okay, I'm pissed now. Okay. Yep, yep. New Jersey. We didn't say New Jersey.

[Blake]

Yes, we did.

[Chris]

I said New Jersey.

[Blake]

D. Dropped it.

[Chris]

I think we've named them all.

[Blake]

I think we got them all.

[Adam]

Okay, so it's Virginia was first. 1607.

[Blake]

Shout out Virginia.

[Adam]

Then what? 13 years later, Massachusetts. They hopped on board. Then three years later, New Hampshire, then Maryland, then Connecticut, Rhode Island, Delaware, North Carolina, South Carolina, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Georgia.

[Chris]

I think we just didn't have Delaware.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And I said Maryland at some point.

[Adam]

Yes, yes. We said Maryland.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Chris]

It's crazy, husband. We just know stuff.

[Adam]

Yeah. With the three of us combined, we can get 10 of the 13 colonies and.

[Blake]

I'm sorry, did. Was Maine one of them? Did you say. No. Ah, son of a.

[Adam]

No, no, Maine is not.

[Chris]

Do you guys know the state capitals?

[Adam]

No.

[Blake]

Yes. I'm good.

[Adam]

No, I'm very bad at that.

[Chris]

Blake, I got.

[Blake]

Stop. Dude, hit me. Hit me with it.

[Chris]

What's the capital of Maryland?

[Blake]

It's not Baltimore. It is.

[Chris]

I. I don't know. You could say anything.

[Blake]

You could say anyone except Maryland. Maryland. I don't know.

[Chris]

You could say train town. What.

[Adam]

What do you mean? The first one he says is the.

[Chris]

Only one that you don't know.

[Blake]

No. Anyone but Maryland. No. Try me with another one.

[Chris]

Arizona.

[Blake]

It's not. It's not Phoenix. It's.

[Adam]

Well, Blake, I thought you were good. You said, I'm good with this.

[Blake]

No, it starts with the T. It starts with the T. What?

[Chris]

Isn't the capital of Tucson.

[Blake]

Tucson, Arizona, Is it?

[Adam]

No, I. Dude, I don't know. But, I mean, I said I was bad. You said you were good, and then you.

[Chris]

Yeah, you said, I'm good on that.

[Blake]

No, I am good. I am good. I am. No, I am good. I am good. I am good. It's early over here. It's early. I'm two hours ahead.

[Adam]

It's not early.

[Chris]

Earlier here.

[Adam]

Dude, it's earlier here.

[Blake]

It's 1pm it's later. I had a late call. I had a. I was out late.

[Adam]

No, you did.

[Blake]

I was out late.

[Chris]

Hey, I'm going to do you a solid. I'm going to do you a solid. You grew up in Northern California.

[Adam]

Oh, so Anna's saying it is Phoenix.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, I said that.

[Adam]

Phoenix. No, you didn't.

[Chris]

You said, it's not Phoenix.

[Blake]

That was the first thing I said. I said it's not. Not Phoenix.

[Adam]

Jesus, you are so dumb.

[Chris]

What is the capital of Oregon?

[Blake]

Not Salem.

[Chris]

Don't stop saying what it isn't.

[Blake]

God, it's Salem.

[Chris]

What's the capital of California?

[Blake]

Sacramento.

[Chris]

What's the capital of Nevada?

[Blake]

Carson City.

[Adam]

Hey, Todd says it is Salem.

[Blake]

It is Salem. Yeah, that's why I said it's not. Not Salem. Carson City, Nevada. Keep going. I'm here. I got it.

[Chris]

You still have it?

[Blake]

I do, dude, I do. Dude, Washington.

[Adam]

I do.

[Blake]

Dude, Washington is Salem. No, no, no. Olympia. Olympia. Olympia. Olympia.

[Adam]

Am I right? Who gives a shit?

[Chris]

That's a good whole song. I know that much.

[Blake]

Thank you, thank you. This is hot radio, bro. This is hot radio.

[Adam]

This is so hot.

[Chris]

This is Blake knows the capitals of the two states around him.

[Adam]

Admittedly, the older I get, the more interested in I am in American history. I'm like, do I just fucking dive? Do I. Like, at what age do you go, oh fuck. I remember when my dad, he was probably about 40, I think he was maybe younger than me, he just bought all these World War II tapes and just would sit in the living room watching World War II tapes.

[Blake]

Yeah, that shit's important.

[Adam]

Yeah. Now at this, at the time I'm like, this is so stupid. Why are we watching these black and white tapes?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Now I'm like, do I, do I fire this up?

[Chris]

The Ken Burns American Revolution, I think is dropping or just dropped. Oo, so that's one to jump into.

[Blake]

With BO don't even watch that. That's well made and all that. Just go on, just go on YouTube, my favorite, my favorite platform.

[Adam]

Huh.

[Blake]

And just look up like vets from those days, just talking to camera.

[Chris]

That's what Ken Burns does. Yeah.

[Blake]

Oh, okay, cool. Cuz like just watching it just coming straight from the horse's mouth is just, it's, it's incredible to watch these guys talk.

[Adam]

Well, hey, there's no vets from the American Revolution.

[Blake]

Okay?

[Chris]

But if you watch as like Vietnam.

[Adam]

Or from the Civil War, they don't exist.

[Blake]

I thought we were talking World War II. I'm sorry, I missed that second part.

[Adam]

Well, he just talked about the American Revolution.

[Blake]

And I, I don't acknowledge that, but.

[Chris]

They have really cool people reading.

[Adam]

And by the way, the World War II vets, there's only like a hundred of them left. Maybe less than that. Yeah, they're all 98 years old. Right?

[Chris]

Do we make that movie where it's us and old people make up and then like a building gets taken? Patrick Stewart, we want to invent a video game, but but we're old. We're too old.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah. No, no. Activision is bringing us in for, like, Modern Warfare because they're gonna do, like, like, a throwback game, and they have.

[Chris]

To round up, and the building gets taken over, and we have to use everything we know.

[Adam]

As an old person, this is a good idea.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

I love this.

[Chris]

Like, shoot Preparation H into somebody's eyes.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Chris]

You know?

[Blake]

Yes. Dude, I like this.

[Adam]

We have to go to the bathroom, and luckily, I have my depend, so I'm able to just. My pants.

[Chris]

Right. You put a diaper over somebody's head and.

[Adam]

With my in it.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

This is good.

[Blake]

It's too much, like, n. No.

[Chris]

One of us goes, tell me you didn't have poop in that. And you go, then I won't tell you.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

Do not come.

[Chris]

Okay. I won't tell you.

[Blake]

Don't fart.

[Chris]

Do not come.

[Blake]

Oh, that's it. Okay. Each of us is from a different war, and we kind of are always arguing about whose war was kind of the toughest.

[Chris]

I'm not saying what war I'm from, but I definitely have a German accent. And you're like, I recognize you. And I go, there's no way you recognize me.

[Blake]

Yeah, very tough. I was.

[Adam]

You wouldn't recognize me. I was all the way up in the tower.

[Chris]

I was way up.

[Adam]

I mean, way up here.

[Chris]

When you do that, I see.

[Blake]

Seems like you didn't fight for the right side, Brother.

[Adam]

Brother.

[Blake]

That is debatable.

[Adam]

It.

[Blake]

Come down.

[Chris]

Hey, everyone. So let me ask, how's your holiday shopping going? I know it can be hard to find the perfect gift for someone. I mean, when you know someone really well, it's a lot easier. But when you don't, it's a lot harder.

[Adam]

Right, Adam? Yep.

[Chris]

But I've got a tip to help you out there.

[Adam]

What's that?

[Chris]

Get to know them better.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, that's it. And the best way to do that is on Facebook. You can learn more about them. You can discover their interests and hobbies through Facebook groups. Right, Ders? Yep. Maybe they love dogs. Maybe they love crochet. Everybody's different, Right, Ders? Yep. But you'll never know how unless you get to know them.

[Chris]

And not only can you use Facebook to get to know someone better, you can use Facebook Marketplace to find the perfect gift once you do. Right, Adam?

[Adam]

Correct.

[Chris]

And by the perfect gift, I mean a thoughtful gift, one that shows you know the person even when you maybe didn't know them that well before.

[Adam]

That's how you connect with people. That's how Facebook helps you connect with people and a little connection goes a long way. Let's reconnect this holiday season with Facebook.

[Chris]

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Chris]

So there's snow on the ground.

[Blake]

Well, okay, here's the other thing. When I was first here.

[Chris]

Sounds like you might need some new running shoes, pal.

[Blake]

Yeah, I do. Oh my God. I almost slipped three times. I almost died three times.

[Chris]

I got you. I got you. I'll text you something.

[Blake]

I'm on some like. Yeah, I need some grippers.

[Chris]

You can't. Not the sls. Not out there, okay?

[Blake]

That's the thing. And people are out here, out here running in the snow. Like, I see people.

[Chris]

I know.

[Adam]

They're just. They're just used to it.

[Chris]

Dude, I was just up in Oregon for Thanksgiving and did the turkey trot, like in the rain. Nobody gives a. They're like, this is. If we didn't go outside when it rained, we would never go outside.

[Adam]

Hold on.

[Blake]

I think someone's here to clean my apartment.

[Adam]

One sec.

[Chris]

Here we go.

[Blake]

Oh, hello.

[Chris]

Adam's seen this video.

[Adam]

Yeah, hang on.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'm doing a podcast. That's okay.

[Adam]

This is on the 64th page of Pornhub right here.

[Chris]

Now we're talking.

[Adam]

This is when you're digging in the crate.

[Chris]

Start. Start at the back.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Chris]

It's so clearly their girlfriend. I'm just here to clean. Do you want to clean this? Oh, my God.

[Blake]

That was. That was.

[Adam]

Wow.

[Blake]

Good thing I had pants on.

[Adam]

Oh, my. What?

[Blake]

Sorry.

[Adam]

Wow. Wait, do you normally not have pants on when you do the podcast?

[Blake]

Doesn't matter.

[Chris]

Huh. I'm not sure I know how to feel about that comment.

[Blake]

Dude, that was the thing about all the Zoom stuff. Yeah. You didn't. You didn't have to wear pants during the Zoom era.

[Chris]

You know, you're at work, and you can't say things like. Like that.

[Adam]

Amber. Yeah, yeah, dude, that. That joke. Dude, that joke. Fired. That joke was, as the kids would say, was lit.

[Blake]

It's kind of dad core.

[Adam]

It was lit at the beginning of. Of zoom. And then, like, I would say day three of quarantine, after you've done, like, 35Z, like, then all of a sudden, you're like. Someone would say it. You're like, shut the up and stop. Stop it with that.

[Chris]

There had to have been a sketch that somebody did.

[Adam]

Or.

[Chris]

Or maybe this could really happen is like, people were like, oh, maybe I'm not wearing pants. And people all laugh. And then the person who wants a bigger laugh is like, yeah, I'm not wearing pants. I'm jacking off. My dick is in my hands. Everyone hold up. They're like, whoa.

[Adam]

Well, if he was jacking off it. It was just a bit, Greg.

[Blake]

Yeah, great. Just a bit.

[Chris]

Dude, look, I'm shaving my pubes below camera here.

[Blake]

Whoa.

[Chris]

Michael.

[Adam]

Michael. I'm. I'm actually fingering my own over here, so.

[Chris]

Oh, Jason, you're not wearing pants.

[Adam]

Yeah, Yo. You're not wearing pants. I'm figuring my own.

[Chris]

He said he wasn't wearing pants. Yeah, but.

[Blake]

Yeah, but I have my cell phone up my ass, and I keep telling my girlfriend to text me.

[Chris]

Oh, my God, Frank.

[Adam]

Oh, my God. What are you. Yeah, Greg, you dog.

[Chris]

What are you doing, Greg?

[Blake]

You doing?

[Adam]

Yeah, I'm actually my dog underneath the table.

[Chris]

Jesus, Carl. What are you.

[Blake]

Jesus.

[Chris]

I'm sitting on a simian, and I just came out of my butthole somehow. Oh, my God.

[Blake]

I. I opened a can of two, and I dipped my balls in It. And my cat is just going to town licking my nose.

[Chris]

Oh, my God, Gerald, what are you.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Come on.

[Adam]

I actually just killed a guy with my. My dick knife. Oh, yeah, he's dead. He's underneath the table and he's dead now because I stabbed him with my dick.

[Chris]

Oh, my God, Paul. What? Yeah, anyway, anyway, he said he didn't have his pants on.

[Blake]

I'm gonna mute myself.

[Chris]

I do love the idea of somebody like, oh, Paul, you're on mute. Oh, sorry. I was just saying I killed the guy with my dick.

[Blake]

Okay?

[Chris]

Oh.

[Adam]

Oh.

[Chris]

You know, he said he didn't have pants on and everyone laughed.

[Blake]

Yeah. Huh? They liked that.

[Chris]

All right, no one's laughing.

[Blake]

Okay, well, first order of business.

[Chris]

Well, well, did anyone find those pos? No.

[Blake]

Did that email go through?

[Chris]

I'll tell you what went through my dick through the hole in my boxers. Oh, my gosh. And I'm jerking it now, man. You are so dumb, Steven. Oh.

[Adam]

You know, we didn't cover is Thanksgivings. Did you guys have a good Thanksgiving? What was the Thanksgiving all timer?

[Blake]

I didn't get to have one.

[Adam]

You guys. You had an old timer. I love that. I love an all time Thanksgiving.

[Chris]

No, it was fine. It was good. It was thorough.

[Adam]

That's good.

[Chris]

You know what I mean?

[Adam]

Yeah, that's good. Yeah, we had a good one. The family came here. It's fun to watch Beau, for whatever reason, he just loves my father. Does that happen to you? Guys, guys, Is it like a boy's loving like old men? Like, because my dad is like a gruff. You guys know my dad, he's like a gruff guy.

[Chris]

Yeah, right. But he's a nice guy.

[Blake]

That shit's important.

[Adam]

He's a nice guy.

[Blake]

He's a super cuddly bear, but he.

[Adam]

Doesn'T have like a sweet voice. He goes, hey, buddy, come over here.

[Chris]

Yeah, but they know.

[Adam]

Give grandpa a hug.

[Chris]

They know the vibe. They feel the vibe.

[Adam]

And then he does. And I'm like, this voice should terrify you. Yeah, but he just runs right to him, gives him big hugs, sits cuddles up next to him.

[Blake]

Don't you remember when you're a little kid just like nuzzling into like your father's chest hair and just sitting there for a while?

[Chris]

Yes, I know, I know. This might come as a surprise, you guys. I don't have that memory, okay.

[Blake]

Or your uncle. Your uncle's chest hair.

[Chris]

Don't have that memory.

[Adam]

Yeah. Or Jeffrey Jones.

[Chris]

Yes. Howard the Duck. I remember pressing my face up to the television During Howard the Duck Face.

[Adam]

Against Jeffrey Jones, the known pedophile, falling asleep in.

[Blake]

In his chest hair.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You don't remember that?

[Chris]

I think my parents liked my kids when they were really young. And then as soon as they got loud, they were like, we're done here. Can't.

[Blake]

We're done.

[Chris]

We can't handle the noise. It's too crazy.

[Adam]

They're too old. They're too old. I'm. I'm wondering if that's going to happen over here because your parents aren't yet 70. No, not yet yet. But in. In, like two years.

[Chris]

But yeah, so they're. They're fine.

[Adam]

In five years when Bo is like seven years old and he's being loud as. And my parents are in their mid-70s, maybe they're going to be like, I'm off this too much. I'm good. Science. Yeah, I'm good.

[Blake]

Also, you got to be careful what kind of toys you buy. There's some really loud ones out there, dude.

[Adam]

The amount of toys that is being shipped to the house for Beau for Christmas. And you open them up and you're like, like, this is going to ruin my life. Cause, hell, don't buy the loud toys from China that are just. And then the voices, and they're always from China.

[Chris]

Loud, huh? Interesting. Loud from America. Line them up.

[Adam]

I. I mean, whatever. Just. I. I mean, like, cheaply made. Like, just like the stuff that you're like, oh, this. He's going to break off a piece. He's going to swallow a bunch of batteries.

[Blake]

Yeah, there's going to be a battery. Battery. He's going to eat the battery. He knows just where to go to get them.

[Chris]

What month is his birthday?

[Adam]

February.

[Blake]

Ooh.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. So look, we deal with the same thing because we got November, December, birthdays here. I mean, the gifts, they stack up. So, like, they've got all their stuff from their birthday. And then Christmas comes around the corner, if that's what you celebrate, and they, like, can't handle it. It's too many toys. It's too many things. So we, like, really dial it down. And I imagine it'll be the same thing post Christmas in February, having a birthday, you're like, didn't I just get a bunch of stuff?

[Blake]

Like, you already have your kind of.

[Chris]

And then you just see, like, six months later, three of those things still in the box, like in the corner of the room. And you're like, yo, bust these out.

[Adam]

Look at this new thing.

[Blake]

Yeah, you know what it is? But they play with the Box. They don't play with the toy. They have more fun with the box.

[Adam]

I'm like, I should have just bought a box.

[Chris]

Yeah, I'll give you a box. Come here.

[Blake]

I'm jerking off under this.

[Adam]

Well, you know when that's true is when they are like six months old and can't do anything, then they can play with a box. But now BO is like, yeah, cool, a box. But then the actual toy, that's what I'm going to with.

[Chris]

But guess what? When they circle back when, when they have a younger sibling who plays the box, they go, oh yeah, the box. It's not a box. It's a race car. It's not. It's a World War I bunker.

[Blake]

When I see the kids doing that, then I remembered the box and now I'm playing with the box. We're all just playing in the box.

[Chris]

And I go, hey guys, let's just chow. This little box.

[Adam]

You know what I love is when I'm trying to talk to the producers in the chat and I mention multiple times I ask them multiple questions and then they don't answer.

[Chris]

No one.

[Adam]

No one.

[Chris]

How long have we been going? How long have we been going?

[Blake]

Hello.

[Chris]

Hello.

[Blake]

Sorry.

[Chris]

About 40 minutes. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

And then Todd just responds. Thanks.

[Blake]

Thanks, buddy.

[Chris]

Any take backs, Todd? Any apologies, Todd?

[Adam]

Oh, see, I thought we were going an hour and a half. I was about ready to pull the plug.

[Blake]

No, no, we're done here.

[Chris]

This one feels like. I mean, last week we just had a good time. We were on fire. It was fun.

[Adam]

We were coming on fire.

[Chris]

It's good to see you guys. Now I'm like fucking saying, ciao, box out of nowhere.

[Blake]

I mean, we didn't even. Did we even cover the Las Vegas Live show? Do we even talk? Talk about how dope that was?

[Adam]

No, I don't even think we did we. What a banger. It was. It was very cool. We had thunder from down under.

[Chris]

That was awesome.

[Adam]

Give me a hell yeah.

[Blake]

That was awesome.

[Adam]

They came on stage, they. I mean, we must have been double booked. We must have been double booked cuz they stormed the stage and they started dancing. We're like, hold up, wait a minute.

[Blake]

What a tree.

[Adam]

There's our couch.

[Blake]

What a.

[Adam]

Our couch is already out there.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So we had to dance battle. Battle. I saw Blake's I should. I shook my dick around. And by the way, we all ripped our shirts off. Very sexy. Very hot. Even though I. I feel like I'm not in my best shape right now. We all looked pretty good.

[Chris]

It has to be said.

[Adam]

Okay. We all looked pretty good.

[Chris]

It has to be said.

[Adam]

It has to be said. Seeing us from the crowd's perspective, you see the little camera, you know, people are filming us with their little camera, whatever, the little phone cameras. And then you're like, oh, we're looking pretty good. And Blake, you're looking really good.

[Chris]

It's got to be said.

[Adam]

Brain ass. It's got to be said. Blake has abs for days.

[Blake]

I've been eating so much lately, I'm trying to kind of plump up and it's Is obviously, it's just.

[Chris]

It's.

[Adam]

You're building muscle. What's happening, Adam?

[Chris]

I don't disagree.

[Adam]

You're finally feeding your. Your muscles. Thank you.

[Blake]

I'm not malnourished.

[Chris]

I don't disagree, Adam. I was happy with all of our showings, I think is what they call it. It's a show.

[Adam]

Yes. It's a show going, yeah, I'm a dude.

[Chris]

But it has to be said.

[Blake]

It has to be said that the.

[Chris]

Thunder down under guys bodies.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Are so legit.

[Blake]

They're just mountains.

[Adam]

They're. They're unreal. They're unreal.

[Chris]

They were unbelievable. Nothing moves on them.

[Adam]

Yeah, they're. They're very hard looking.

[Blake]

And I wanted to talk about it on stage, but they really are from down under. This isn't just. They're not just putting it on. They're not just getting the biggest guy out there there. They're pulling from the farms in Australia and they are bringing you hot.

[Adam]

And literally, it was like that he met a guy. Didn't he see say he, like, met a guy at a bar.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And was talking with him.

[Chris]

It was very like Ghislaine Maxwell, where it's like, hey, I. You know what you should do? I'm gonna bring you to America and you're gonna dance, baby.

[Adam]

Pizza. Pizza. And you're gonna dance. And he legit just met a guy at a bar and was like, hey, like, I might never dance before. He had never done anything like this. And he goes, you want to come to America perform with Thunder down under and we'll train you to dance.

[Blake]

You got quite the rig.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And he's like, yeah, you got quite the rig, mate.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And he was like, oh, yeah, sure. And then kind of forgot about it and found the card like two months later. How big's a man gave that. Gave him a ring or whatever. And. And then it was. He actually did it.

[Chris]

And he ends the story with. And he goes, that was Eight years ago, I'm like, damn, dog, you've been this jacked for eight years.

[Adam]

It's hard to maintain that level of jacked. I mean, speaking from experience, it's hard to maintain that level.

[Chris]

And one of those guys, I think the oldest or, like, the most senior guy, he was probably in his 40s, I mean, and it become. It's all diet. It's all diet, you guys. It's just all diet. I'm so hungry.

[Adam]

Could you imagine living in Vegas and not getting blackout drunk five nights a week? It would be hard.

[Chris]

Well, he did say that there's a pretty high. There's a pretty high turnover rate of mates fresh off the boat who come there. It's Vegas, baby. They go ham. And then three months later, they're like.

[Blake]

And they're Australian, so they're mad. They're absolutely mad. They're bonkers.

[Chris]

Oh, they don't say that.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, the mental.

[Chris]

Yeah, but there's a little bit of a turnover of, like, the newbies. He said, yeah, but if you're. If you get it and you get in the program, dude, by the way, they're all stretching, and I'm like. He's like, I can't. I'm like, oh, you gotta stretch. He's like, oh, for sure, man. Like, I've been doing this so long. Like, my back's all up. They're all like, yeah, our backs are all up. And I'm like, doesn't seem that crazy. We go out there, I'm shaking my. So hard. Threw my back out. You really did. I didn't know.

[Adam]

You actually did.

[Blake]

You really did.

[Chris]

Sat down on the couch and was like, like. And then woke up the next morning.

[Adam]

Why didn't we talk about that? That's good podcasting.

[Blake]

No, no, no. I think he doesn't want to show weakness.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah. I. So that's why I'm saying it now.

[Adam]

D. Hate showing weakness.

[Chris]

I like. I like weakness at a. At a distance.

[Adam]

Yeah, at a distance.

[Blake]

Are you better now, or have you worked out all the kinks, or is your back still pretty tweaked?

[Chris]

I have worked out all the kinks. I. I was telling Todd this beforehand, but woke up, we were out to, like, 3ish, you know, just before we saw Joey Fatone and said good night.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's right.

[Chris]

That's right. Circle back. And then I woke up at, I think, 7:30 and was like, I'm wrecked. I need to go down to the gym. Went down there where they had, like, Thera Guns and foam rollers and just went to town on myself for, like, a half hour.

[Adam]

The fact that you went to the gym at seven after. After going to bed at three.

[Blake]

That's wild.

[Adam]

That's very impressive, buddy.

[Blake]

That's wild.

[Adam]

I mean, I had a truly horrible day. The next day, I was wrecked. I also did three days in a row, so it was. It was a lot.

[Chris]

Yeah, you did three days in a row.

[Blake]

But.

[Adam]

But.

[Chris]

But let's talk about what we were drinking that entire night. It was, like, one of everything.

[Blake]

Yeah. It was very Vegas in that way.

[Chris]

It was like beers beforehand or. No, we had drinks at dinner.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yes.

[Blake]

Which were, like martinis.

[Chris]

And I was drinking cosmos. Cause we were at the Cosmos. Cosmopolitan.

[Blake]

Cosmos.

[Chris]

I think two cosmos And a beer at dinner. Two or three beers during the show.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Chris]

Then we went. Probably had a beer after. Then we went to that party. We were drinking whatever was getting passed around. Margaritas, Eating margaritas.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Then we went to Bruno Mars house party. Yeah. Or whatever. It was his club.

[Blake]

I wish he was there.

[Chris]

And I'm drinking whoever got champagne. I'm like, oh, this is a real good thing to have at 2am after drinking all night. Drink champagne. Then I'm drinking, like, vog cranberries. Because it's just like, the bottle service situation.

[Blake]

Perfect.

[Chris]

Then I go to bed.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris]

How I did not vomit. Don't know.

[Adam]

And then the. The coolest part was that song despacito. You got to cue that up, Blake. Yeah. Despacito by Luis Franci is my wife's. Is Chloe's favorite. She loves that song.

[Chris]

Big song. Big song.

[Adam]

He gets on stage, he sings it. It. Voice of an angel.

[Blake]

That's right.

[Adam]

Voice.

[Chris]

He was there in person in the crowd.

[Adam]

He was there in person in the crowd.

[Chris]

This is not organized.

[Adam]

He gets on stage, they play the. The house band. Kinky ring in the Bellagio is Bruno Mars club is their house band, is electric.

[Blake]

Yeah. They rock it.

[Adam]

And if I was getting married tomorrow, I would pay all the money in the world to have these guys perform at my wedding.

[Blake]

They were awesome.

[Adam]

They were. Were fantastic.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Chris]

There's a lot of variables in that whole situation. If you were getting married tomorrow, all the money in the world, I would pay a lot.

[Adam]

A hefty. A true.

[Chris]

Just their asking. Ranch. The going rate.

[Adam]

The going rate, which I bet. I bet it's a lot. They have this steady gig. They, you know, they probably can't dip out.

[Chris]

You know, it's got to be 40 or 50 grand.

[Blake]

Also, seeing how tight they Were. And you're like, oh, man, everything in Vegas is so tight. Like, like just everybody's on their, like.

[Chris]

The shows and then dialed in for entertainment.

[Blake]

And then you think back to what we did with the dance. We were bringing the thunder, baby.

[Adam]

Dude. Yeah, no, I, I know the, the guy that booked the room at the Cosmopolitan, the Chelsea Theater. The guy that was like, in charge of the Chelsea Theater when he saw the wizards come on stage.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And he saw the Wizards costume, he goes, wow. Bringing that Vegas entertainment. He said. I don't know if that's the exact quote, but it was something like that. Like dunking on us and not us, the Wizards.

[Chris]

But I didn't know you meant for a second.

[Blake]

Yeah, he's lucky. They don't. They don't come out the realm. Snap on that for.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, they might, they might. Hopefully they do again because. Because we had a great time there.

[Blake]

It was.

[Adam]

Hopefully we're allowed back. But. So Luis Francia gets on stage. Then the guy, Adam, blanket on his name from Pranksters.

[Blake]

Impractical jokers.

[Adam]

Impractical jokers.

[Chris]

The main guy.

[Blake]

No, I wouldn't say he's the main guy. He's not. He's actually not on the show anym anymore.

[Chris]

Isn't he the main guy?

[Adam]

Well, he's one of the main guys.

[Blake]

I think he's the one not on the show anymore.

[Adam]

Yes, he's the one not on the show. What is his.

[Chris]

That's why he's the main one for me.

[Adam]

Goodbye. It was. It was Joe, right? Yes, Joe Gotto.

[Chris]

You did the show, didn't you, Blake?

[Blake]

Yes, I did.

[Adam]

Yeah, I did.

[Chris]

So you know his name, right?

[Blake]

He wasn't on the show when I did it.

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Adam]

Yes. So his name's Joe Gato. So I, I've met him a handful of times. He comes over to me, he sees me in our little booth area. Area. And he starts talking to me and he's like, I'm hanging out with Joey Fatone and Louise Franci, who just performed. You guys should hang out with us. But that was right as the club was ending. It was like 3am and everything's winding down and we're taking off and we're like, we're out of here. And we walk out and they walk out at the same time and we're feeling good and then we're walking all the way back to our hotel with them because they're staying at the same.

[Chris]

Hotel through like the, the casino tunnels and all that.

[Adam]

So we walk for like 15 minutes with with these guys the longest walk, and I find out that Luis Franci, who has this whole, like. He seems like the most Puerto Rican man alive, went to high school with Joey Fatone and Joe Gato, their high school friends. All of them and all of them in Florida, and they were in an acapella group in high school.

[Blake]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

This is.

[Adam]

Wow.

[Chris]

How is this not.

[Blake]

That's Illuminati, dude.

[Chris]

That's Illuminati.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

These are tongues going.

[Chris]

Naughty.

[Adam]

Damn points.

[Chris]

That's crazy. That's when you learn, like, Randy Moss and homeboy White Chocolate played, like.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Chris]

High school basketball and football together. Yeah.

[Adam]

That's a cool link where you're like, what?

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah. And just like, two of the most freak athletes beats were just homies. And, you know, it makes sense. They're pushing each other. And then Luis Franci and Joey Fatone were pushing each other to be singing legends. And then Joe Gatto was like, I'm gonna do comedy.

[Chris]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam]

I'm like, I'm out.

[Blake]

To hidden camera.

[Adam]

I'm out.

[Chris]

I'm out. I just watched My Big Fat Greek Wedding the other night.

[Adam]

Yeah. So I thought. I thought that was very weird. But Luis Fronzi, great guy. And is there any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams year?

[Chris]

Why is Todd Louise Fonzie.

[Adam]

Fonzie. Fonzie.

[Chris]

You were saying?

[Adam]

Lis Fonzy.

[Blake]

You know, I want to take back the fact that I doubted myself on. On any of the capitals. Obviously I did.

[Adam]

I kept.

[Blake]

I kept saying on that.

[Adam]

Yeah, you doubted yourself.

[Blake]

I did, though. I would. My. My first. My first instinct was the correct instinct. And I gotta learn to trust my.

[Chris]

First capital of Indiana.

[Blake]

Indianapolis.

[Chris]

I don't know if that's true.

[Adam]

No way to tell. There's no way to tell.

[Chris]

My kids are, like, always, like, what's the capital, Stu? I'm like, that's your job.

[Adam]

Yeah. You. That's for. It isn't inevitable.

[Blake]

You tell me.

[Chris]

I know what it is. I'm not telling you.

[Blake]

I was right.

[Adam]

India's a fun place. I've had some good nights in. In Indianapolis. Absolutely.

[Chris]

Get your shrimp cocktail on.

[Adam]

Yeah, I. I feel like I stand by everything I say. I would like for people to believe that I'm an alien. Like, I'm a lizard person.

[Blake]

Lizard man.

[Chris]

You're sorry that you aren't. That's your apology?

[Adam]

Yeah, I want. I. I guess it's not an apology. It's a. It's a want from TII nation to really think I'm a lizard Person.

[Chris]

Any take backs, apologies, or hard wishes.

[Blake]

If you got wishes?

[Chris]

If I have a hard wish, I got a hardwish.

[Blake]

So TII Nation, if you could just start putting it in the streets that Adam is. Is a reptoid, that would be really helpful to his brand. And, Adam, you need to buy some of those contact lenses that make it look like you're a lizard and also split your tongue.

[Adam]

Absolutely. That. That dur hat in Game Over.

[Blake]

Me, remember?

[Chris]

Oh, my God. And I was like, put them on. Wore them for an hour. Was like, we can't.

[Adam]

Can't do it.

[Blake]

Can't do it.

[Chris]

We can't do this. If you're listening now, did that not make the movie? No.

[Adam]

No.

[Chris]

I was go. I was going to wear, like, snake eye, like, vertical pupil contacts the entire movie, and I think. Not mention it.

[Adam]

Yeah, we just wanted you to be a fucking kind of a weirdo.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You wore them in the. In the flashback scene. That didn't make the movie, right? Yes, I think you do have them on.

[Chris]

And you guys were like, why are you wearing the. I think I had them on. And we were like, let's just make it so, like, I put them on to be cool and you guys hate them and I'll take them out later.

[Blake]

Later.

[Chris]

Yeah, because I. I was like, I can't wear this the entire movie. They were. Yeah, they were, like, driving my eyes crazy.

[Blake]

I think we have them in, like, the very first scene.

[Chris]

Adam kept, like, rubbing on me, and I was like, this has. Well, this can't continue.

[Adam]

As one fellow lizard to another.

[Chris]

If he gets married tomorrow, he'll pay the world and boys, all the money in the world.

[Blake]

I now have my fingers up my ass.

[Chris]

Okay. Yeah.

[Adam]

And I'm killing a homeless guy with my dick knife underneath this table. Sorry.

[Blake]

Unhoused.

[Adam]

Well, Blake, place out some despacito, buddy.

[Blake]

Okay?

[Adam]

That's what I want to hear.

[Blake]

That was another.

[Adam]

Another episode.

[Blake]

This is important. All right, dude.

[Adam]

Oh, my God. And his voice was so silky smooth.

[Chris]

Oh, it doesn't really kick in, huh?

[Blake]

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[Adam]

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[Chris]

Look, even grown men can use them like us.

[Blake]

I'm a man.

[Chris]

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Blake]

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[Chris]

This is Julian Edelman from Dudes on Dudes with Gronk and Jewel. Sunday mornings I've got my Game day.

[Blake]

Ritual coffee, lucky socks and now new Morning Uncrustable sandwiches.

[Chris]

It's all about that 12 gram protein boost with the new Uncrustables Bright Eyed Berry or Up and Apple flavors.

[Blake]

Bright Eyed Berries got a feisty receiver.

[Adam]

Energy up an apple.

[Chris]

Your classic Do it all tight end.

[Blake]

Soft, soft, pillowy, packed with protein and easy enough for Gronk to grab from the freezer.

[Chris]

Whether you're on the couch, driving to the tailgate or heading to the locker room. New Morning Uncrustable Sandwiches are the MVP of snacks. Your new Sunday kickoff ritual starts here.

[Blake]

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