Ep 278: Billionaires Are Going To Mars, Adam Is Going To Bruno Mars

Summary

This Is Important – Ep 278: "Billionaires Are Going To Mars, Adam Is Going To Bruno Mars"

January 6, 2026 | iHeartPodcasts
Featuring: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Ders), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck (“Todd”/“Kyle”)

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Episode Overview

The crew reunites after the holidays for a freewheeling episode that bounces from TSA adventures and holiday gifting mishaps to billionaires’ space ambitions and pop music debates. Adam shares family stories and his plans to see Bruno Mars in Vegas, Blake laments a tragic neighborhood cat incident, and the group unpacks the surreal realities of wealth, AI, and gym etiquette. As always, the tone is irreverent, self-deprecating, and a bit chaotic, blending absurd anecdotes with surprisingly honest reflections.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. TSA Antics and Smuggling Mishaps

• Adam recounts dodging TSA dog checks because of weed in his bag.
  • Adam: “I don't want to have them stop, look at my cool keychain when I have a duffel bag of marijuana on me at all times.” [04:06]
  • Chloe, his partner, unknowingly attracts a drug dog’s attention, leading to a tense but comical moment at customs.
  • The crew jokes relentlessly about “sniff my bag,” turning it into a recurring innuendo throughout the segment.
• Notable Quote:
  • Blake: “The more you say, sniff my bag, the harder I get.” [04:44]

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2. Holiday Reflections: Gifts, Parenting & The Magic of Christmas

• The guys discuss how holiday gift-giving has shifted with age; gone are meaningful or useful gifts, hello to gag gifts and repeated pairs of sunglasses and AirPods.
  • Adam: “Are we at the age where you get nothing that you like for Christmas?...That's the age I’m at.” [13:06]
  • Blake: “Christmas has fallen down like fourth place for me in terms of holidays. Third or fourth.” [13:28]
• Adam describes his toddler Bo’s first understanding of Santa, bringing “the first real Christmas spirit” to life.
  • Adam (on Bo): “‘Santa? He was so excited, dude. He’s German.’” [18:09]
• Recurring complaints about grandparents over-gifting, online shopping abundance, and the struggles of wrapping presents.
  • Blake: “There’s one way to tell someone you don't give a fuck: a gift with a bag and some tissue, dude.” [20:57]
  • Gift cards deemed the ultimate “don’t care” present.

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3. DIY Disasters: 3D Printer Pain & Home Repairs

• Blake narrates the saga of assembling a 3D printer “kit” his son received for Christmas—a 12-22 hour ordeal more suited to engineers.
  • Blake: “I cannot tell you guys. I’m learning like, electronics…working with circuit boards, dude.” [29:01]
• Adam laments home repairs: replacing a boat speaker touted as “easy” turned into a four-hour struggle due to missing tools and hardware.
  • Adam: “It took us, like, four hours...Everything went wrong.” [31:50]

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4. Gym Tales: Mustaches, Gym Hacks, & Social Faux Pas

• Debate on facial hair authenticity and whether Blake is secretly dying his darker, fuller mustache.
  • Blake: “I’m a man, dude." [11:34]
  • Adam: “It looks great. If you haven’t been dying it—seriously, I think you have—but okay.” [12:48]
• Adam confesses to working out at his gym for nearly a year without paying before being politely confronted.
  • Adam: “I went about a year…then I just kept coming back and never scanned in. And there it was, just high fives and happy to be here. Then it went on for almost a year.” [35:06]
• Awkward moment at the gym:
  • Adam: “I was staring and then she catches me…and I go, 'I’m so sorry. I just think your body looks great.'” [33:21]

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5. Pop Music Throwdown: Bruno Mars vs. Ne-Yo

• Adam gears up to see Bruno Mars in Las Vegas and reminiscences on being “blown away” by Mars’ Super Bowl halftime show.
  • Adam: “Bruno Mars blew the lid off that place. I didn't expect him to be as great as he was.” [51:29]
• The group debates Mars’ catalog vs. Ne-Yo’s, with Blake riding for “Year of the Gentleman.”
  • Adam: “Bruno Mars laps Ne-Yo in every way possible.” [54:54]
  • Blake: “I'm just saying he's definitely worse, and I want to know what it is.” [55:13]
  • Clips of both artists’ hits are played and dissected for vibe, authenticity, and “cosplay” accusations—especially toward Bruno’s retro stylings.
• Digression into celebrity encounters, including meeting Ne-Yo on set and Ludacris’ new vitamin/extended warranty campaigns.

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6. Billionaires, AI, & Mars-bound Dreams

• The crew wrestles with the acceleration of space travel, billionaire ambitions (Bezos, Musk), and AI’s social ramifications.
  • Adam: “I love the space travel…Why did we give up trying to travel in space? I think it’s sick.” [66:08]
  • Blake expresses anxiety at the lack of a “plan” and growing wealth divide.
  • Blake: “You get to a level where things are so easy that they just don’t matter anymore.” [67:03]
• Quick stats and “math is crazy” revelations about the world’s 3,000+ billionaires holding $16.1 trillion in collective wealth.
  • Blake: “Let me get one billion, guys…If Elon gave you one billion, he wouldn't even notice, and you as a one billionaire could give somebody a million and not even notice.” [74:48]
• Mr. Beast and future billionaire streamers—potential for absurd, destabilizing wealth redistribution.

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7. Neighborhood Drama: The Cat Incident

• Blake tells a poignant (yet darkly comic) story of mediating a neighbor’s grief after witnessing her beloved cat’s death.
  • Blake: “Whose cat is this?…I ring the doorbell and I go, ‘Do you have, like, the copper colored cat?...Someone’s cat just got hit by a car. It’s dead.’” [76:37]
  • The emotional aftermath, awkward social navigation, and imagined scenarios about buying replacement cats abound.

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8. On Loss, Rob Reiner, and Mental Health

• The passing of Rob Reiner becomes an occasion for reflection on celebrity, family, and health.
  • Adam: “Rob specifically was just an absolute sweetheart of a guy…super nice.” [82:32]
  • Group reflects on the need to stay physically healthy, referencing tragic stories from the Reiner family and the broader challenge of intergenerational support and trauma.
  • Blake: “We have to keep training into our 70s…We have to fight our children someday.” [84:41]

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9. Looking Forward: The Cruise & Farewells

• Excitement builds for the upcoming “This Cruise is Important” fan cruise.
  • Adam: “It's really right around the corner…I gotta get in shape for this cruise. But then part of me is like, do I just let it go so I can swallow beers whole...?” [87:36]
  • Discussions of cruise championship belts, potential competitions, and community spirit.
  • They end the episode with Bruno and Ne-Yo deep cuts as outro jams.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

TSA Dog Story

• Blake (re: customs): “The more you say, sniff my bag, the harder I get.” [04:44]

Christmas Parenting

• Adam: “It was truly amazing to see, like, the first, like, real Christmas spirit happen in my child.” [18:46]

3D Printer Blues

• Blake: “I Google how long it takes when it arrives because I’m like, maybe I’ll build it that night. Everyone online’s like, it takes 12 to 15 hours.” [28:57]

Gym Confessional

• Adam: “I just think your body looks great…My goal is to look exactly like you.” [33:21]

Pop Music Beef

• Blake: “I'm just saying he's definitely worse, and I want to know what it is.” [55:13]
• Adam: “Bruno Mars laps Ne-Yo in every way possible.” [54:54]

Billionaires & AI

• Adam: “AI is going to make you so much money. And I'm like, but it can't. It's going to make the billionaires into trillionaires and the poor people—are going to be extra poor.” [69:36]

Cat Tragedy

• Blake: “Her face goes from, like, nice old lady smile…to ‘my cat just died.’ I have to walk her down the block to the alley and she scoops it up, old lady style, with her hands.” [77:02]

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Key Timestamps for Major Segments

• TSA/Bag Bits: [03:30–06:50]
• Holiday & Gifts/Mustache Debates: [09:10–13:40]
• DIY Parenting/3D Printing: [28:30–31:10]
• Music Segment (Bruno Mars/Ne-Yo): [47:50–56:00]
• Space/Ambition/Billionaires/AI: [65:00–70:30]
• Neighborhood Cat Tragedy: [75:58–78:59]
• Rob Reiner Passing/Reflections: [81:37–83:58]
• Outro/Cruise Talk: [87:34–88:34]

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Takeaways

• The episode blends their signature locker-room humor with observations about adulthood, parenthood, the absurdity of modern tech, and pop culture.
• There’s genuine vulnerability, especially in Adam’s stories about parenting and the group’s reflection on loss and health.
• The show traffics in wild digressions but consistently ties back to big questions about meaning, technology, and human connection through friendships old and new.

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For fans: This episode delivers all the laughs, awkward overshares, and genuine moments you expect, while also touching on society’s big questions — billionaires, AI, and whether Bruno Mars truly slaps.

Transcript

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[Blake]

The more you say sniff my Bag. The harder I get.

[Adam]

She catches me staring, and then I go, I'm so sorry. I just think your body looks great.

[Todd]

Get yourself some knee pads. Get down there.

[Blake]

Let's go.

[Todd]

Legalized comedy.

[Adam]

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell. Is that what you're trying to do with this?

[Blake]

You picked up what I was putting to keep on.

[Adam]

I couldn't hear those keys even a little bit, but I saw what you were doing. I couldn't hear what you were.

[Todd]

What is he doing?

[Adam]

Can't hear.

[Todd]

What are you doing with that?

[Adam]

He's jingling keys in front of the microphone, but it's not picking up. He was going.

[Blake]

Not very jingly or jangly.

[Adam]

He's going for a jingle bell rocks.

[Blake]

Is this cool? Does this make me cool?

[Todd]

Whoa. You got a Toma. Can I guess whose tomahawk that is? Oh, that's not from a figurine.

[Adam]

That's. That's a. An axe key opener that you have on your keychain or a beer opener.

[Blake]

It's a multi tool. Every man should have a multi tool. And this is.

[Todd]

That is sick.

[Blake]

This is mine. It. When it's in your pocket. Not a good time otherwise.

[Adam]

Yeah, you're. You're almost slicing your dick off all the time. And also, you almost. You can't go to an airport with that.

[Todd]

No. You can't take that on a plane.

[Blake]

I have.

[Todd]

You have.

[Blake]

I think it is. I think it is plain. Okay. You know, like, you buy something, and if it's questionable on the website, they go like, tsa approved.

[Todd]

Well, got you, bitch.

[Adam]

Yeah. But the thing is, is then they're looking at that every time, and I don't want to slow down because usually I have drugs in my backpack.

[Blake]

Right?

[Todd]

Right.

[Adam]

So I don't want to have them stop. Look at my cool keychain when I have a duffel bag of marijuana on me at all times. Yeah.

[Blake]

I do love the idea of you, like, throwing a fucking tantrum fit at tsa. Be like, I don't have time for this. My backpack's full of drugs.

[Adam]

It's full of drugs. Ooh.

[Todd]

Hey.

[Adam]

Ooh. Well, Chloe in the past has gone. I brought drugs out of the country.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

And then came back into the country with the rest of the drugs.

[Blake]

Come on, Bo.

[Todd]

Shit it out.

[Blake]

Shit it out. Bo, Come on.

[Adam]

No, this is pre. Bo. And then we come back into the country, and then there was a dog sniffing bags. Sure. And there was two lines that you could go through. Through. Through customs. So I went the line without the drug dog. That would make sense? And the dog came over and sniffed Chloe's bag. And then Chloe goes, adam, Adam, the dog didn't sniff your bag. Come back, you. And I'm like. And then the guy stops. And now he's looking at me.

[Blake]

The cop is like, I can hear you.

[Adam]

The cop is like, come back.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And so now I had to go back the. The. You know, this dog.

[Blake]

Obviously, even the dog was like, is she serious? Yeah.

[Adam]

What?

[Blake]

The owner. Owner.

[Adam]

The dog goes. But, you know, I don't think those dogs sniff for weed. I think they don't care about the weed. They're looking for. For bombs. Explosibos.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah.

[Todd]

Oh, okay. They're bomb sniffers. Yeah.

[Adam]

I don't think. Well, I mean, apparently. Or else he was bad at his job because he stuffed my bag that was filled to the brim.

[Todd]

Well, once you got through, the more.

[Blake]

You say, sniff my bag, the harder I get.

[Todd]

My bag got my pecker hurt. Once you got through the little gate, you're like, hey, your dog sucks. I gotta Hell of drugs in my bag.

[Adam]

Sniff my bag.

[Todd]

Bad dog, Adam.

[Adam]

Bad dog Adam.

[Blake]

Seriously, stop.

[Todd]

Is that a thing? Bag sniffing? That feels like a pretty good.

[Blake]

Everything's a thing.

[Todd]

That's true.

[Blake]

Everything's a thing.

[Todd]

I might incorporate that. Incorporate what?

[Blake]

Where were. We were. I feel like as a group, we watched a video of a guy getting his bag. Box like. Box like. Like a speed bag, if I had.

[Todd]

To guess, is probably the writer's room.

[Blake]

Allegedly. That's usually where allegedly research.

[Todd]

Sorry.

[Adam]

Oh, his bag. As in nutsack. Okay. I was putting.

[Todd]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Adam]

Sorry.

[Todd]

Allegedly.

[Adam]

Yeah, No, I was asking a question in the chat that no one has responded to. That's cool. We're. We're on it.

[Todd]

Yeah, I didn't even see that. I forgot.

[Blake]

Adam, you picked up on the jingle bells. You're good.

[Adam]

You're good.

[Blake]

The rest.

[Adam]

Yeah, I'm good for the rest of the cast.

[Todd]

Okay.

[Adam]

Okay. So next Thursday. So that's not a date.

[Todd]

Tuesday, Tuesday? Tuesday.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Todd]

Are you asking if it's a new. If it's New Year?

[Adam]

Yeah, New Year's is. It's already passed. The New Year's has already passed.

[Blake]

January 6th. This comes out on January 6th.

[Todd]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

See? Wouldn't that be nice to know?

[Blake]

Is that the day J6.

[Adam]

Wouldn't that be nice to know? J6.

[Blake]

Where were we Here?

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[Adam]

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[Todd]

Happy J Sticks to all who celebrate.

[Blake]

Yeah. Does that become a new holiday?

[Adam]

That's my father's birthday, so.

[Todd]

Really?

[Blake]

No. Joke. Now it is.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Todd]

I changed it.

[Blake]

I felt reborn on that day, I tell you.

[Adam]

No, my dad is actually very liberal, almost to the point that it can be annoying.

[Todd]

Okay.

[Blake]

Like, he kisses black babies everywhere he goes.

[Todd]

Yeah. Woke dad.

[Adam]

Yeah. He can't stop kissing black babies.

[Todd]

Two woke dads.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Todd]

I'm down, brother.

[Adam]

He makes me call his person them. So that's strange for your father. But I'm doing it. And I'm okay with it. And I'm okay with it. Yeah.

[Blake]

Which is nice because usually you flat.

[Adam]

Out refuse holding a black baby. We don't know where he got it from, but he says it's Somalian and he cares for it.

[Todd]

That's cool, dude.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah, it's something. I'm sure there's some Somalian woman out there that's pretty bummed. But my dad's feeling good about himself.

[Blake]

Grandpa is Transpa walking around Walmart looking for her baby.

[Adam]

No, because he. Then he lives in the. In Lake the Ozarks, Missouri. Both my. Obviously.

[Blake]

And then we just screened the address right across the bottom right now.

[Adam]

And they. They're surrounded by. By Trumpers down there.

[Todd]

You know, they like the party out there.

[Adam]

Trump community. And. And then my dad's just always getting in fights with his neighbors and friends.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

That's not fist fights, but just. Just like, he's like this. But then they're the only people that they hang out with because there's no one else to hang out with. So it's just my dad and mom going to parties and then leaving the party and my dad being like that son of a.

[Todd]

And you're like, best friend you drink.

[Blake]

With two nights a week.

[Adam]

Yeah. You hang out with this guy several nights a week. I don't know why you hate their kids.

[Todd]

It's contentious. That's okay, man. You know that.

[Blake]

That's.

[Todd]

That's the spice of life.

[Adam]

Yeah. And can we talk about real quick?

[Blake]

Sure.

[Adam]

Here we go.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And I think you know what we're going to want to talk about.

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Todd]

I have no clue.

[Adam]

You're leaning in a little extra hard into the. Into the frame, dude. I think you know what we're going to want to talk about? The color of your mustache.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Todd]

I think the answer is going to disappoint you.

[Blake]

I think you're full on. Inigo Montoya. Is that his name?

[Todd]

I believe so. RIP Rob Reiner. Great.

[Adam]

Yeah, great.

[Blake]

Circle back, but.

[Todd]

Okay, okay, okay. Well, you brought.

[Adam]

I don't know if I want to joke about it. While you were.

[Blake]

Damn it. I'm gonna sign off.

[Todd]

You brought it up. You named an iconic character.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Okay, so you're. What are you doing to your mustache? Why is it so much darker and thicker and fuller looking?

[Blake]

This is.

[Adam]

And I. I know that you got just for men hair stuff for the holidays for was. I did stuffer.

[Todd]

My. My mom got it for me as a gag gift. Okay, well, because we were. Don't talk about my mom that way, bro.

[Blake]

Do not start again. Don't dirt.

[Todd]

And you already did. And I said no, but that's about enough of that.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Todd]

Gag gift. And look, I didn't use it. This is an au natural mustache. I am combing my mustache with a bottle opener because it was just here and it's extra bushy.

[Blake]

Oh, you got one too?

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah. Did I already show you guys mine?

[Adam]

But why is it so much darker, Adam?

[Todd]

This is because I've been. I can't shave it. This is part of the project I'm on.

[Blake]

So are your pubes just jet black?

[Todd]

No, I just shaved all my pubes.

[Adam]

Well, Blake, you. You. You went. You went from never shaving your mustache for a decade, right? Then you shaved it one time, and then when it comes back, suddenly it's one time 11 shades darker and much more thicker and more beautiful looking.

[Blake]

He's a different man. He's age.

[Todd]

I'm a. I'm a man, dude. I'm a. I'm a man.

[Blake]

He's a man, dude.

[Todd]

I'm 40.

[Adam]

I'm a man.

[Todd]

Dude. This is just how it goes.

[Adam]

Yeah, okay.

[Blake]

That's life. This is how. Wait. The response, Adam, is. This is how it goes.

[Todd]

Yeah, dude, I think it's. We discussed this a little bit. It's because I have shaved everywhere else, and this is. This is beyond 40 days and 40 nights of untrimmed mustache. This is what happens biblical levels. It's getting bushier. And if I left.

[Adam]

I know you weren't trimming your mustache before you went a decade without. No.

[Todd]

Yes.

[Adam]

That patchy see through thing, brother, trust me.

[Todd]

I have a little, like, buzzer that I put like a. You know, like steps. Don't they call them steps when you buzz your head? Like clips?

[Adam]

I think it's a clip.

[Todd]

Yeah, clippers. But you put, like, steps on them, right? Isn't that what they are?

[Adam]

No, I don't. I mean, maybe, but I've never.

[Todd]

Well, the length. You know, the length of the. Of the clipper. And I have one that I specifically go over my mustache with to Keep it, you know, closer to the face. And this is untamed.

[Blake]

But you've never grown it that wide. Correct.

[Todd]

Something's going on with it.

[Blake]

It's wider than ever.

[Todd]

Thank you.

[Adam]

I'm just saying it looks great. And if, and if you haven't been dying it, which I do seriously think you have been. And, but if that's your story and we're, and this is the story we're sticking with.

[Todd]

Okay. Come on.

[Adam]

Yeah, it looks grosser when you put it right in the frame, but.

[Todd]

Well, it was very close. I haven't been dying it, I promise.

[Adam]

Did you guys. Are we at the age where you get nothing that you like for Christmas and, or even no thoughtful gifts or nothing even useful? Because that's the age I meant.

[Todd]

You know, I, I.

[Blake]

Emma's pretty good. She's pretty personal, where you're like, that's so thoughtful.

[Todd]

Oh, wow.

[Adam]

Oh, that's nice.

[Blake]

A gag gift.

[Adam]

Yeah. Chloe is not.

[Todd]

I'm going to be honest with you guys. I think, I think Christmas has fallen down like fourth place for me in terms of holidays. Third or fourth. It's just not.

[Blake]

But that's just because it's now on your shoulders and you hate responsibility and any sort of.

[Adam]

Now you're the one that has to pay for everything.

[Todd]

Well, you cut me to the core. No, but the other thing is, is just like gift buying now is so terrible. Like online gift buying to me is the most thoughtless.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Todd]

Non romantic thing you can do. It's terrible. Don't you feel that way at all?

[Blake]

A little bit. I like to shop in person though. But I do obviously blast Amazon to the last minute.

[Todd]

But even like this. Fuck, even how children like write out their Christmas list, it's just, they just search. What, like Amazon. Like when we were kids in the 90s. The 90s, we had commercials that searched. Sold you this. You still. I bet you could do like three commercial jingles for toys you wanted.

[Adam]

Do they not, do they not still do toy commercials on cartoons and not, not really.

[Blake]

But the kids don't watch cartoons because they're watching Netflix. But if you are watching tv, sure, there's cartoons.

[Todd]

Remember when it'd be like pow, pow, Power Wheels. And you'd be like, oh, I need that. Yeah. And you're like, cool, cool, cool, cool.

[Adam]

So you guys had rich parents and I bought you power wheels.

[Blake]

Never had a Power Wheel.

[Todd]

I never had a Power Wheel, but I did one.

[Adam]

No, me neither.

[Blake]

Whenever I saw power Wheels, I was like, their parents are drug dealers. Which I Think stands, right.

[Todd]

The test of time.

[Blake]

Power wheel parents.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Whenever I went over to a friend's house and they had power wheels and we lived in the same neighborhood, it made me question everything about my family. I'm pissed now being like, well, where. What are we doing if we can live in the same neighborhood and our houses are the same, and it's not like they've got, like, the newest, nicest car.

[Todd]

We're.

[Adam]

We're all driving used Pontiacs, sort of beater cars. Why do. Do they love their child more? That's kind of where I was getting.

[Blake]

Right.

[Todd]

They're saving up all day or all year to buy their kids a power wheel.

[Blake]

Adam, can I tell you something? I think. And we've. We've covered this a little bit before, but I do think power wheels are the. They're the, like, they're the hot dog spaghettios of toys.

[Adam]

So delicious. So the best.

[Blake]

It just ain't right. A bicycle's what you want. Power wheels, you think they're cool. They can't go anywhere.

[Todd]

They're slow as cool.

[Blake]

They go fast. They look rad, but they're played out real quick.

[Todd]

Yeah, that's probably true, but power wheels are a little bit before you are.

[Blake]

I just think hot dogs and spaghettios are a good idea until you realize they're. They can't go anywhere.

[Todd]

What they're doing to your tummy.

[Adam]

Well, hot dog spaghettios I find to be delicious, so that doesn't really. I don't really relate to that.

[Blake]

We've covered this. It's not good.

[Todd]

When's the last time you had them, though?

[Adam]

Well, I haven't had spaghettios in. I mean, I had a hot dog like, a week ago. But let me just.

[Blake]

Let me ask you this. Have you had meat in pasta as an adult?

[Adam]

Yeah, sausage, of course.

[Todd]

Bolognese.

[Blake]

Have you had hot dogs in pasta as an adult?

[Adam]

Well, all I'm saying is this is the big question.

[Blake]

This is the big question. Have you?

[Adam]

Well, I don't. I mean, no, I don't think so, but now that you're saying it, maybe that's a special treat for my son.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Hey, knock yourself out. Go for it. Your son, who doesn't know any better, who's like, daddy, show me the way.

[Todd]

How dare you show me the way.

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Adam]

It was fun. Christmas was fun, though, because Bo, he's not quite two, right? But he's stringing together little sentences he understands a lot. And I come up the stairs, and I'm waking him up. And I drop a classic. Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas.

[Todd]

Guttural.

[Adam]

It sounded good. I was like, oh, that was a bomb. I dropped a bomb. And it was right up the hall, right? Creeped underneath his. Yeah, I know. The sonic boom creeped underneath his door. And I opened up the door, and he looked shook. And he looks at me and he's on in his crib, and he goes, duh. And I think he's expecting Santa. And I go, gabo, what did you hear? And he goes, santa, Santa? And I go, yeah, you heard Santa. And he goes, yeah. And I go, what did he say? And he goes, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. And I go, yeah, I think he brought us. I think he brought you presents. And then he goes, yeah. He was so excited, dude, he's German.

[Todd]

He's a little German baby. Yeah, I like my chocolate.

[Blake]

Da.

[Adam]

Santa. I feel like. Yeah, a lot of times he. He seems German.

[Blake]

Yeah, but his.

[Adam]

Yeah, his. Like, yes.

[Blake]

Maybe we all start out German.

[Adam]

The. It sounds so. Well, the first man, January 6th. Yeah. Didn't start in Germany.

[Todd]

The first man was German. Hold up.

[Adam]

Was it the first human ever German? It seems, right. They're all tall. Tall people.

[Blake]

I don't know if I know what's happening.

[Adam]

It's science. Yeah. So it was. It was truly amazing to see, like, the first, like, real Christmas spirit happen in my child.

[Blake]

Welcome to the party.

[Todd]

I thought you were gonna say he was a little frightened, but he was. He was excited about it.

[Adam]

He was shook at first because it was like we've been gearing him up.

[Blake]

Screamed in the halls.

[Adam]

You said, yeah, I screamed all month long that it was Christmas was coming. Santa. We. We visited, like, four Santas.

[Todd]

Oh, wow.

[Adam]

He was seeing Santa. Well, everywhere we go down here, there's a Santa. So you're like, okay, well, just see this Santa.

[Blake]

Hey, look at this guy laying on the.

[Adam]

On the beach.

[Todd]

It's a Santa.

[Adam]

Laying on the beach.

[Blake]

Here's 20 bucks. You're Santa.

[Adam]

It's. It's Santa. So it was really cool to see him finally, like, get the day.

[Blake]

Santa has un nab.

[Adam]

Admittedly, was a little shook. He was like, oh, he's here. That. That big bearded man that we've seen multiple times in the home, in our house, screaming a home invasion. Except for he's. He's bringing toys.

[Todd]

Oh, ho.

[Adam]

Home invasion.

[Todd]

I like that.

[Adam]

Yes. Points. And also, man, these grandparents, they brought so many dumb toys.

[Blake]

Yeah, it's too much. It's too much.

[Todd]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

Too much. No, that one, like, that little they're like, it's just a little thing. And I'm like, it's a. Yeah, it's a little thing that we're gonna step on that I'll have to put away.

[Todd]

Do the grandparents. Do they shop in store or are they buying stuff off Amazon?

[Adam]

Oh, it's Amazon. Then it comes here, they send it here. Then we. Then we. Chloe has to wrap it. Wrap it, and, you know, it's a nightmare for her.

[Blake]

Dude, we did some wrapping. I would wrap, like, one gift for every five gift gifts Emma could wrap.

[Todd]

Oh, I'm terrible.

[Blake]

Like, I'll just do the rest. And I was like, how did you.

[Todd]

Just give it to me? Just give it to me.

[Adam]

I honestly don't think I would even know how to wrap a gift at this point in my life.

[Blake]

Ever. Never.

[Todd]

You've never wrapped a gift?

[Blake]

No.

[Adam]

I knew in my younger years how to wrap a gift, but it's been so long since I've wrapped a gift.

[Todd]

Since you've given.

[Blake]

Since you've felt like you need to give someone something.

[Adam]

Yeah, no, I've given them gifts, but usually I'll. I'll just be at a store and they're like, can you wrap it? And I'm like, yes, please, Please.

[Blake]

Or do you please do a bag and tissue?

[Todd]

That's always like, oh, that's so clutch, dude.

[Blake]

Hey, there's one way to tell someone you don't give a fuck. A gift with a bag and some tissue, dude.

[Adam]

That's fine.

[Blake]

Everyone looks at it and goes, thank you.

[Todd]

You think that takes the magic away if it's just a bag and tissue?

[Blake]

I know that they care less.

[Todd]

Oh, my God.

[Blake]

I know that they care less.

[Adam]

Rude.

[Blake]

Yeah, it is rude.

[Adam]

Well, depends on what you're getting. Something. You're always getting something that is easily wrappable. A shoe box. Easily wrappable.

[Todd]

Right. You get a lot.

[Blake]

Sure. But I would. I don't. I would not ask for shoes. That's right.

[Adam]

What do you mean you don't ask for shoes?

[Todd]

What if it was like a specific pair and you just send the link, like, buy me these.

[Blake]

No, you're not doing that.

[Adam]

Why? Why? I just.

[Blake]

I just. That's best for me. Best for.

[Adam]

Okay. That seems like such an easy gift. Yeah. That you want to give someone. Someone wants to get you something, and you're like, well, this is an easy gift. It's not too expensive.

[Todd]

Wait.

[Adam]

It seems like such an easy thing.

[Todd]

But what do you mean that's for me only you can purchase the.

[Adam]

Your shoes.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Well, what gifts do you get then?

[Blake]

What did I get?

[Adam]

Well, here's what I got. Yeah, I got. I got a pair of sunglasses that I already own. Same make, model and color, like on.

[Blake]

Purpose kind of thing. Like, hey, let's re up.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think I lose sunglasses a lot, so they just got me the exact same one.

[Blake]

There you go.

[Adam]

And then a pair of AirPods. Because I'm on my 13th pair. Okay. But I've recently found multiple pairs, so Now I have four working sets of AirPods.

[Todd]

This is the way you never have too many.

[Blake]

You never have too many.

[Adam]

Apparently not. I mean, I'm gonna lose some, so.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, you gotta keep one in each room kind of thing.

[Todd]

There you go.

[Adam]

Yeah, that way when I walk, carry these heavy ass AirPods around.

[Blake]

You should donate them somewhere and then just track people. Whoever uses them, track them.

[Adam]

That's actually a really good idea. That's really not bad at all.

[Blake]

That's the movie. Oh my God. That's the movie.

[Todd]

Okay, can you sync. Can you replace one AirPod with another or do they have to be from the same pack?

[Adam]

They have to be from the same pack. Believe me, I've lost one before. And then I'm like, well, I'll just. I've lost one from multiple AirPods and. But then I had the right and the left from different sides and I'm like, I'm going to make them work together. And they do not.

[Todd]

That's how they get you.

[Blake]

I think you have to go to the store because Emma had one that like, like hit the fucking fritz or whatever and she took it to the store and they had to like take it and then replace it. Okay, so she had one like raggedy ass earbud and one like brand spanking new.

[Todd]

God damn.

[Blake]

Now you're now your cheese all fucked up. Don't buy me shoes, bitch. Freaking.

[Adam]

See ya. Don't buy. Don't buy this guy shoes.

[Blake]

Yeah, don't try and buy me shoes with that raggedy ass earbud.

[Adam]

What do you get then? What is your go to?

[Todd]

What is your gift?

[Blake]

I got gift cards.

[Adam]

I see.

[Blake]

Like, I got some REI gift cards.

[Todd]

Talk about the don't care. You say a gift in a bag with tissue is.

[Adam]

Come on, that's a don't care gift.

[Todd]

Gift card. That's like, I don't give fuck if you live or die, by the way.

[Adam]

I do not want a gift card. The fact that you got to carry these gift cards around, you gotta.

[Blake]

Yeah, for sure.

[Adam]

Then I have to go to a place. I don't want any of that Internet.

[Todd]

Well I do. It depends. It depends what? Oh yeah, you can use gift card on it. Panda express gift card always good for me.

[Blake]

Always.

[Todd]

I keep that on me dog. I keep that on that panda meat. Give it to daddy.

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

Oh, how many guns has he made exactly? How many assault rifles has he put together?

[Blake]

He likes to make all these board games and I'm like, oh, this will be sick. He could make his own, like, designs on pieces and stuff and whatever. So Santa sent us the kit to build the 3D printer instead of spending $300 more on what's already a crazy kind of expensive gift to give a kid, right? So I, I got the kit.

[Adam]

So then you had to put together.

[Blake]

Oh, no. Had to. I wish this was in the past tense, dude. I, I Google how long it takes when it arrives because I'm like, maybe I'll build it that night. Everyone online's like, it takes 12 to 15 hours. And then someone in the comment section chimes in and goes, it took me 22 and I did not think I was working that slow it so, dude, so I'm building it with him and I, I cannot tell you guys. I'm learning like electronics. Yeah, I'm working with circuit boards, dude. I'm building like belts that like, move motors around.

[Todd]

Why is that even an option?

[Blake]

I'm 12 hours in right now.

[Adam]

Well, it's for people that like that kind of stuff, I think.

[Todd]

Who likes that kind of stuff? That's insane.

[Adam]

I think people that are going to be engineers later in life.

[Todd]

Legos.

[Blake]

I like building, like, IKEA furniture. Like, I kind of like that stuff. So I figured, like, this will be a fun thing that we could do together, right?

[Todd]

Yeah, yeah. No, I like that. I'm into that.

[Blake]

But he's already pieced out. He pieced out at, like, hour seven.

[Adam]

Wait, you like Blake?

[Todd]

What?

[Adam]

You like building IKEA furniture?

[Todd]

Furniture? Yes. I like to get a six pack of beer, put on a little country music, and put some damn wood together. Yes. Oh, I told you I want to be a woodworker. And no one believed me.

[Adam]

There's not even a small part of me that enjoys that even a little bit. There's no part of me that likes getting on the ground and finding. Losing a piece.

[Blake]

I don't mind getting on the ground. It's getting up from the ground. I don't like.

[Todd]

Yeah, get some knee pads, dude. Yeah, get yourself some knee pads. Get down there.

[Blake]

But, dude. So they think they're real cute. Like, half of the pieces are printed 3D printed from, like, their printer. So they're like, you're using this stuff. Like, you can make it that breaks. You can print a new one or whatever. But, like, the screw holes, some of them are just not, like, fitted. So you got to, like. Dude going crazy.

[Todd]

No, that sounds like a nightmare.

[Blake]

I'm like, how long is this going to take?

[Todd]

You might have to buy the one that is assembled.

[Blake]

And I could have bought just the. Or Santa could have brought the one that's just assembled.

[Todd]

You might need to call Santa.

[Blake]

I fucked up.

[Adam]

Yeah, Santa might have. Yeah, Santa. You should have talked to Santa.

[Blake]

I know.

[Adam]

Yeah. I replaced my dad and I replaced a speaker in my boat. A subwoofer in my boat. And it's so easy. Everyone was like, oh, yeah, no, that's a piece of cake. You guys could just do it, because I'm at the store going like, can I pay you to come to my house and do it? And they're like, no, no, no. We don't have anybody. But it's super easy. It's super easy. You could do it. It took us, like, four hours. It took us four hours to do it.

[Blake]

Somebody help me.

[Adam]

And by the way, it was so easy. It's just I don't have the right tools.

[Todd]

You gotta.

[Adam]

We didn't have the right screws.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Adam]

Everything went wrong.

[Todd]

I think the greatest thing I ever repaired in my entire life is your.

[Blake]

Relationship with your parents. Yes.

[Todd]

It took a lot, dude. Took a lot of therapy. Yeah.

[Adam]

I'm sorry.

[Blake]

Go ahead.

[Adam]

Was. Was their divorce your fault? Is that what you're. Is that what you think?

[Todd]

Well, that's what I thought for a really long time. That's what I thought for a really long time. But we. We worked that out.

[Blake]

And then you found out. You knew it.

[Adam]

Yeah. Found out.

[Blake]

You were right. I think I had an inkling and then I was right.

[Todd]

Well, the second. The second greatest thing I ever repaired was. Do you guys remember I had a Tales from the creepy pinball machine?

[Adam]

Yeah, Yeah, I do.

[Todd]

I repaired that. It was crazy. I can't even believe I did it. I had to go on YouTube and watch this like, yeah, Russian dude and he taught me how to do it.

[Blake]

It's the best. I'm glad you're here and that you're enjoying it because I feel like I'm talking about forever.

[Adam]

Well, by the way, I'm never on it. The only time I'm ever on YouTube is when I go. Usually it's when I'm at the gym and I'm like, how do I do this? Exercise properly. Like, I feel like I'm not doing this right.

[Blake]

Right. Your boobs are like, I need like a 20 year old lesbian who's jacked to show me.

[Adam]

Yeah, I need a jacked female crossfitter to show me.

[Todd]

Huh.

[Adam]

By the way, I weirded out this very jacked girl that was in the gym because she was. I was staring and then she catches me.

[Todd]

You touched.

[Adam]

And then I go, I'm so sorry. I just think your body looks great.

[Todd]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Adam]

And then I said. And then I said, my goal is to look exactly like you. And she did not take that. That well.

[Blake]

I'm cutting my dick off.

[Adam]

I mean, she was like, fine. It wasn't like a confrontation, but it was, it was like, oh, okay. Yeah, thanks.

[Blake]

Oh, I'll give you my doctor's number.

[Adam]

Ripped. Yeah, she was rich.

[Todd]

You're that guy.

[Adam]

How.

[Todd]

Why did you think that was a. Oh, because you were caught.

[Adam]

Because she caught me staring. And I'm like. I didn't want her to think, right, That I was like lusting after her.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Todd]

So you told her her body is incredible and you want to be her, right? I wanna. I want to wear your skin.

[Blake]

Right.

[Todd]

In a way that not Cut it off of you and put it on me.

[Blake]

It's.

[Todd]

I want your. What your skin is, but mine to be.

[Blake]

And was she in any way your body type? Not like your type type, but like the.

[Todd]

Was she a hulking little butterball?

[Adam]

No, she. She was much leaner than I think I could ever get.

[Todd]

Yeah, you've kind of. You're on record to saying you think that female crossfit body is the ultimate.

[Adam]

The ultimate. The. The guys are a little too thick with it.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

But I don't think I'd ever get lean enough to be a female CrossFit to have a female CrossFit body.

[Blake]

Here's my impression of Adam going to the gym next time where, like, you scan your car to get through the, like, the turnstile. Just like, oh, can somebody. There he is. Go get him. Tell him he's not allowed.

[Adam]

Dude. I finally started. They finally caught me. I finally started to pay at the gym.

[Todd]

Why? Why were you getting.

[Adam]

I went about a year. I went about a year.

[Blake]

They're like, hey, we've noticed you've got Four sets of AirPods. And we checked. You haven't been paying year, and we think maybe you can handle it.

[Todd]

Who are you?

[Adam]

Yeah, I finally started to pay. They. They. They did get.

[Blake]

What happened? You were going for free because. Were you there with a trainer initially, and then you kind of.

[Adam]

No, I initially went there and I bought, like, three months, and I knew I was going to go to Charleston to shoot. Right. So I got three months, and then when the three months ended, I was in Charleston, so then I didn't re up. And then when I came back, they were just like, look who's back. And they just waved me through. And so the next day, I'm like, hey, I'm back again. And they're like, all right, keep it up. And then I just kept coming back and never scanned in. And there it was just high fives and, like, happy to be here. And then I just was like, I guess I'm just like, they're letting me come. And then it went on for almost a year. Now.

[Blake]

Do not come.

[Adam]

And finally I'm going to come. The guy who was, like, kind of new.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And. But he was a big fan. He was like the guy that was always like, hey, you know, I think he listens to the podcast, so he's gonna hear, oh, you're talking about what's up, Troy? He was the one that that was went like, hey, I noticed that you actually don't have a card on file. Right now. And I'm like, what's that? And he's like, yeah, it's been like almost a year that you haven't had a card on file.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So I'm gonna need that card. And I'm like. And I was just caught. And I, I was like, okay, looks like I'm finally having to do it.

[Blake]

And this is a gym that I'm guessing's, oh, 2, 3, 400amonth. What are we talking?

[Adam]

I have no idea. I don't even know what I'm paying. I just gave him the card and back.

[Todd]

Backed away. What is the average gym membership?

[Blake]

The average gym membership?

[Todd]

Yeah, like what a, what is a 24 hour.

[Blake]

I mean, Planet Fitness is like 19amonth or something, right? Or 9.99.

[Adam]

That's not bad. That's pretty cheap.

[Todd]

That's not bad.

[Blake]

No, that's, that's the whole thing. Their whole business plan is there's like.

[Adam]

Cheaper gyms and then there.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, but the, the planet Fitness and 24 Hour Fitness, their whole thing is just get them paying because it's an automatic thing on the credit card and they're never going to come back. But, but they, and then they make it impossible for you to count.

[Todd]

Oh, it's, it's right, because I remember.

[Blake]

In person, there has to be a manager there. There's never a manager there.

[Adam]

And then they'll get their Most jacked male CrossFit manager to intimidate you to not. He'll be like, what if it's just. What if it's just $3? What if it's just $3 a month?

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And you're like, oh, $3 a month? I might as well.

[Blake]

You're gonna quit this gym with that body?

[Adam]

Okay, why are you moving? Come on. Believe in yourself.

[Todd]

Come on.

[Adam]

And it'll guilt you into keeping, keeping it alive.

[Blake]

Yeah. You say you, you're moving. They go, we've got a location there. And you go, I don't think you do, bud. Next thing you know, it's a gag gift. But then, of course, yeah, there's their equinoxes, which I'm guessing are probably 2 or $300.

[Todd]

Now, are there equinoxes in every city or is that a, Is that an LA thing?

[Blake]

New York, major metro.

[Adam]

I think that's a. Larger cities. Yeah. No, but my gym is. It's, it's a, it's a chain, but it's not that huge of a chain. I don't know, maybe there's 10 locations or something.

[Blake]

What do we call that. Is that. What do we call a smaller chain?

[Todd]

Smaller chain.

[Adam]

It's still chain.

[Blake]

Small chain. But isn't there word like. They call it like. It used to be like a franchise, but then.

[Adam]

So franchise.

[Blake]

That's a whole different business model.

[Adam]

I don't know. Loose butthole. I. Dude, I don't know why. Dude, why are you asking Cod?

[Blake]

Nothing.

[Todd]

I don't think there's any way to even like, find out. Like, what is a small chain called that? Like, what's a small chain? What determines that? How many locations?

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, dude.

[Blake]

10.

[Adam]

Did you hear that crack? Couldn't even hear your. Your. Your keys jingling, but you heard that crack?

[Blake]

I heard that crack. That's that crack.

[Todd]

A branch Todd.

[Blake]

A branch Todd. Todd, you can go back to doing.

[Adam]

Whatever the fuck you were doing, Isaacs.

[Todd]

Well, now, see, this is why people don't.

[Blake]

A branch is just a.

[Todd]

Like a arm of a larger.

[Adam]

Right.

[Todd]

The branch, dude.

[Adam]

So I hurt my shoulder, like just now. No, like six weeks ago. Five. Six weeks ago at the gym. I think I tore something. I think I tore something.

[Blake]

Oh, no.

[Adam]

Disaster.

[Todd]

My guy.

[Adam]

I'm going to Curlin Jobe Orthopedic Center.

[Todd]

Okay?

[Adam]

And if you don't know, that's a good one. And I'm going there next week to find out if. If I tour something because I'm doing a celebrity golf tournament in two weeks.

[Todd]

But you.

[Adam]

I don't think I will be able to. So.

[Blake]

Adam, I'm tell. I'm warning you now. Did you not see Nazi? Did you not see. Was it Nelly? Who was it? It was. Or Ja Rule. It was some fucking rapper from yesteryear who just sliced one. Because they're spectators just like pro golfing. They line up spectators, like, along the way, and if you shank it, it hits them. You kill somebody. And somebody just like hit somebody the other day.

[Todd]

Really?

[Adam]

Yeah, I guess I'm going to say that. I'm going to say, hey, just so you know, it's very possible that I could murder someone right now.

[Blake]

Ja Rule. Ja Rule hit a golf ball into a crowd.

[Ryan Seacrest]

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[Adam]

If you say that, then you're financially in the clear. Legally in the clear.

[Blake]

Dude, you got to go on this. Hit the link that Todd just put in.

[Todd]

Well, I definitely want to watch that. But, Adam, so, okay, you have a hurt shoulder. Plus, like, have you. Have you golfed at all in recent days?

[Adam]

No, no, I've golfed maybe. Well, there's no video here. Oh, here's the video.

[Todd]

Oh, my God. Right in the shins.

[Adam]

I golfed. Oh, Jesus. Yeah, that was really bad. But people are laughing. People are really having a good time with it.

[Blake]

You have to.

[Adam]

You have to. No, I think I've went. About three years ago was the last time. And then before that.

[Blake]

You're ready.

[Adam]

I think I went maybe eight times in my whole life.

[Todd]

You're so. You're going. You're gonna be like, terrible.

[Adam]

Yes, I'm gonna be terrible. I'm the face or I guess one of the faces of Children's Miracle Network hospitals now. So. Children's miracle network hospitals. 180 hospitals from across the country.

[Blake]

You're the face or the people who are the children of the face.

[Todd]

He's the face.

[Adam]

I love it. Well, I'm like the forward facing figure that is gonna go on.

[Blake]

The children are forced to show.

[Todd]

No.

[Adam]

And then I'm just gonna go and talk. Always spend time in a children's hospital now. Go on talk shows to raise awareness.

[Blake]

That's awesome.

[Adam]

Yada, yada. But that's great. Yeah, it's. It's cool. But part of it is like, they. They want me to go do this children's hospital sponsored celebrity golf tournament.

[Blake]

Right.

[Adam]

And now I'm gonna have to go do this.

[Blake]

It's called the Ace Kids. If you hit one of these.

[Adam]

I really don't want to hit one of these kids.

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If you.

[Blake]

If. If a kid, like, lost one eye and then you hit the other eye.

[Adam]

That would be a bummer. I would not like that.

[Todd]

Wow. Dude. Wait, are the kids. The kids are going to be the ones lined up around you as you. As you hit it off the tee? I hope not, dude.

[Adam]

I've never been. I don't know.

[Blake]

You're gonna, like, hit the brake on a wheelchair and a kid's gonna go back into an alligator infested pond.

[Todd]

Did you warn them?

[Adam]

So I. I think maybe. I think maybe I'm gonna be paired up with, like, Drew Bledsoe.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Todd]

That's cool.

[Adam]

Yeah. And you know, he's gonna be good.

[Blake]

And Drew Bledsoe is the guy who was on the Patriots before Tom Brady.

[Adam]

Is that right?

[Todd]

I think so. That's a really good pull.

[Adam]

That's right.

[Blake]

He was like the man. He was pretty good. He got in.

[Todd]

That's my bad. I thought you said Drew Brees.

[Adam]

No, no, that's a different person.

[Blake]

No, no, no, I. Yeah, I. I liked. I like hearing him talk because now he's just like a cool farmer, right?

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And he constantly is the guy who everyone's like, Brady replaced you. He's like, I know, but he seems like he's pretty cool about it now. I'm sure it fucking really bothered him. And now he's like, fucking, what are.

[Adam]

You gonna do if you get replaced by a scrub? And that scrub just burns out? And then he sort of replaced you and your career fizzled out. I think that sucks more, right, than getting replaced by the greatest of all time.

[Blake]

Yeah, exactly.

[Adam]

And then you go, yeah, the greatest of all time took my place, filled my shoes, and he's the only one that could.

[Todd]

Yeah, he filled my shoes just fine.

[Adam]

He's the only one that could.

[Blake]

And he's like, I only made a bunch of millions of dollars and I'm kicking it on a farm now. Like, it could be.

[Adam]

Yeah. And he's doing ace shootouts, and he.

[Blake]

Seems like the man.

[Todd]

Do you think that Tom Brady kicks him down a little cash or, like, hooks him or at least sends him like a. A Christmas card or maybe some Chris.

[Adam]

A Christmas card maybe. I don't know.

[Todd]

It's kind of fucking cool that he got hurt and Brady replace. Because there's a chance that Brady never, ever plays.

[Blake]

So you're saying he owes him everything?

[Adam]

Well, cool. To Tom Brady.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Todd]

No, so I'm saying Brady, do you think he, like, kicks back a little bit? Like, hey, dude, that's fucking cool.

[Adam]

If I know Brady, there's no way. No way.

[Blake]

And I don't know what a no.

[Adam]

And I don't.

[Todd]

And I don't.

[Adam]

And I don't.

[Blake]

But, dude, how about all these backup quarterbacks playing right now?

[Todd]

Okay. I like that I had.

[Blake]

I love hearing these names. Well, like the dude who stepped in for Green Bay the other day, Willis was just on fire. I was waiting for was like, two backup quarterbacks versus each other the other night, and they were, well, snapping.

[Adam]

I think I'm having an allergic reaction. Why is my face so red? Have you. Are you. Are you guys noticing this?

[Todd]

Are you drinking?

[Adam]

No.

[Blake]

Yeah, but it might be. You got a niacin situation happening.

[Adam]

No. Nice. And yeah.

[Todd]

Are you. Do you have red? A lot of B12.

[Blake]

Your camera sucks.

[Adam]

No, no, no. This is how my face was. I noticed it this last night. I was like, why am I so red looking? I haven't been out in the sun.

[Blake]

Are you nervous?

[Todd]

Well, what did you face wash?

[Blake]

Are you nervous to see us again?

[Todd]

Yeah. Are you just excited?

[Adam]

I don't think so. I. I think I might be dying. Oh, that's where it might be dying.

[Todd]

Well, what did you what? What have you used on your face recently?

[Adam]

Just regular. The regular I'm always using.

[Todd]

If you anything you can tell us, has that's changed at all?

[Adam]

No.

[Blake]

Yeah. You look like you've got VR goggle redness around.

[Todd]

Is there by chance you've up taken your load boost to the next level?

[Adam]

That's a full bottle of load boost.

[Blake]

Oh, nice.

[Adam]

No, I don't know. I don't know what's happening. I think maybe it's just too much holiday spirit.

[Todd]

That could be.

[Blake]

Didn't I tell you guys? I did like a month of the load boost. Yeah, I didn't see any difference, but it just felt like, like really good to take a piss.

[Todd]

You mentioned that.

[Adam]

I don't see. And maybe that's worth it then because taking a piss already rocks.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

But to elevate that experience.

[Blake]

That's pretty.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah.

[Todd]

Do you ever hold your pissing to the point of like, hurting so that when it comes out, it feels way, way, way, way?

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Adam, I don't know what is wrong with your face. That is crazy.

[Adam]

Oh, my God.

[Todd]

I'm just asking.

[Blake]

No, no, I. I don't.

[Todd]

Okay.

[Blake]

I don't.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

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[Todd]

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[Blake]

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[Todd]

Wow, dude.

[Adam]

For one day?

[Todd]

Why?

[Adam]

Because Nebraska is playing in the bowl game earlier that day.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah. Betty.

[Adam]

And then all the girls. I'm going with my Nebraska crew. All of our wives are coming with us later.

[Blake]

We're.

[Adam]

We're going to the game. They're going to do spa days. We're meeting up afterwards, going to do dinner at Carbone Riviera right there at the Bellagio. And then we're going to go kick it with Bruno Mars, I think.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Todd]

Is Bruno in town?

[Adam]

Bruno's in town. He's performing.

[Blake]

That's all.

[Todd]

Okay. That's going to be very fun.

[Blake]

Vegas, dude.

[Adam]

Remember when we saw Bruno Mars at the Super Bowl?

[Ryan Seacrest]

Yes.

[Todd]

It was Bruno Mars and the Chili Peppers.

[Adam]

It was the Bruno Mars and the Chili Peppers. And I am a chili pepper head, you know?

[Todd]

Yeah, you are.

[Adam]

I'm surprised I don't have a dumb Chili Peppers tattoo on my body.

[Todd]

It's not too late.

[Adam]

It's not too late. It is.

[Blake]

It's way too.

[Adam]

It's way too late, actually. It's way too late to get a chili Pepper.

[Blake]

The blood sugar sex magic around one of your nose nipples, maybe.

[Adam]

Yeah. Or I just get the. The. The Indian head that Anthony Kidis has, like, on his chest. He has just like a.

[Todd]

Yes, absolutely. Dude, it's too late. You are correct.

[Blake]

Anthony Kiedis's body from the under the Bridge video. When he's running, get his chest and abs tattoo onto your chest and abs.

[Todd]

I like that idea.

[Adam]

Or hear me out. Maybe I get absolutely sculpted, just Anthony Kiedis's body and then get his same tattoos.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And then that. That girl who's working out at the gym looks at me and goes, I like your body. I wish I had your body.

[Todd]

Oh, yeah. The.

[Adam]

Maybe a little reversal.

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Adam]

But when we saw Bruno Mars at that Super Bowl, I was shook. I didn't know anything about Bruno Mars. I was like, right, who's this guy that. Is that. They're partnering with? The Chili Peppers. The Chili Peppers are good enough stuff, right, to just do their own thing.

[Todd]

You were a bit offended by that.

[Adam]

I was a little offended. And then Bruno Mars blew the lid off that place. I didn't. I didn't expect him to be as great as he was, as talented as he was. He could do it all, man. He can do it the. All it was.

[Blake]

I remember you guys, and I. I was very. Knew where you were, but.

[Todd]

Which is crazy. You weren't shocked by the electricity coming out.

[Blake]

I don't respect.

[Adam]

To Bruno Mars.

[Todd]

I. Adam, I recall that too, because that super bowl was a blowout. And the thing I walked away with as well was that Bruno Mars was a real. A real standout.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah.

[Todd]

He just moves like James Brown. He's got a hell of a voice. He's just. He's just born to entertain.

[Blake]

Yeah, I agree with that. I agree that he can entertain.

[Todd]

He has unlimited energy. Unlimited.

[Blake]

Yeah, I bet. I bet he does.

[Adam]

Possibly. That's cocaine. But it allegedly. I think he's on record, but, yeah, I'm excited. I'm excited to see him.

[Blake]

He's like a fun time.

[Todd]

Absolutely.

[Adam]

In that little club that we saw Luis Franzi or whoever. Yeah, that's right. I think that's his name.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

In that little club, you know, Bruno Mars is going to bring that house down.

[Blake]

I guess I just don't even like one of his songs.

[Todd]

What?

[Adam]

I. I want to say that. You have to.

[Todd]

Come on, dude.

[Blake]

What? So, like, UPT Funk is the one, right?

[Adam]

That's a classic banger.

[Todd]

It was. I mean, it was good live. No, he's Got. He's got. He's got. Good.

[Adam]

We'll play. Play a little.

[Todd]

There's one that's really. The one that's really trending lately is his. Is his duet with Lady Gaga.

[Blake]

Oh, now I'm in. Feeling good.

[Todd]

There's. Yeah, that one.

[Adam]

I know. Hey, feel free to play a little bit, Blake. We don't necessarily want to hear you try to.

[Blake]

I've never heard this song.

[Todd]

Come on. That's powerful. That's powerful.

[Blake]

I've never heard that song in my life.

[Todd]

You've never heard that song.

[Adam]

Goosebumps, dude. I just got goosebumps all over my entire.

[Todd]

See, Adam's goosebumping. He. Adam's ready to bring Bumper back.

[Blake]

I think after Neo's year of the gentleman, I think I just checked out. I was like, it's not going to be. You're the gentleman.

[Todd]

Okay, hold on.

[Adam]

That's so weird. That's so weird to me, dude, because you like this type of music. I feel Blake and I like this type of music less than you like this type of music. And yet Bruno Mars, there's.

[Todd]

We're going to find one. We're going to find one.

[Blake]

I think therein lies. What I'm talking about is that there's something undetectable that I'm just like. Like, I don't get down with this. And yet it permeates the greater population more than most R and B, I would say. And why is that?

[Adam]

Yes. And you like. Like, you love Neo.

[Todd]

Yeah, Neo is great.

[Adam]

Maybe the biggest Neo fan. I've will mention Neo kind of a.

[Todd]

Lot constantly throughout the. It's a constant in our lives.

[Adam]

Like, you've.

[Todd]

You've never.

[Blake]

You guys talking Neo, and they're not. I wish they were.

[Adam]

And they're never talking Neo, and they never were talking Neo.

[Todd]

You've stood by your love for Neo. Neo, it has never waned.

[Adam]

But to me, I'm like, Bruno Mars laps Neo in every way possible.

[Blake]

You're the gentleman. There's so many hits on that album. And I think that you're right. I think that he has become bigger. But I'm just saying he's definitely worse, and I. I want to know what it is.

[Todd]

Okay, what about this? This is my favorite Bruno Mars song. Are you ready?

[Adam]

All right, and then. And then let's play a Neo song.

[Blake]

Is this the one with. What's his name?

[Todd]

Well, it. Anderson Pac as well.

[Blake]

Yeah, that's with Anderson.

[Adam]

Leave the door open.

[Todd]

So, Adam, if they. If he plays that at the club, you're gonna be having sex with your wives on the floor.

[Adam]

That's just Anderson pack. Yeah.

[Blake]

It just seems like. It just seems like it's cosplay. It just seems like, hey, let's do one of those 70s songs.

[Adam]

I.

[Blake]

That's all. It doesn't feel natural.

[Todd]

I hear what you're saying. He takes. He takes styles. He. He morphs into certain styles. I hear that. I hear that. He's.

[Blake]

I'd rather just throw on, like, Donny Hathaway or some. And you go, oh, this is what?

[Todd]

Oh, this is hell. Let's play it.

[Adam]

All right. Play a classic Neo song just so I can even remember who the Neo is.

[Blake]

Hey, just go to you're the Gentleman and go from track to track and you'll go, oh, that's the. That's amazing. That's amazing.

[Todd]

You're of the gentleman and it is a great name of an album. It is a great name of an album. Okay, I'll play the first track off of Neo's Year of the Gentleman. Do I need to start it later in the song or.

[Blake]

No, because I think you'll just know it.

[Todd]

It kicks off right away. Okay, here we go.

[Blake]

Go ahead. 20 seconds. You guys all know this song? This is a huge hit.

[Todd]

Look, I love the.

[Adam]

I think I do.

[Todd]

Of course.

[Blake]

Could not miss this song. When to it comes. Came out. Okay, dude, I'm sorry, Bruno Mars, you don't have a song this good.

[Todd]

That is a great song.

[Adam]

That is a good song.

[Todd]

We're going to go through the whole album.

[Blake]

Go to the next track.

[Adam]

We're not.

[Blake]

You can skip this one.

[Todd]

It's a little Justin Timberlakey.

[Blake]

It's probably one of the same producers. This might be Chimbalin or Pharrell.

[Todd]

Yes. Okay. You don't want that one.

[Blake]

This was on the radio. You could fast forward into it, though.

[Adam]

Yeah. Don't know this one even a little bit. And why do I. It sounds like I don't know that one. No, no, no.

[Todd]

Hey, I feel bad.

[Adam]

That's worse. That's worse than.

[Todd]

Than it. Than Bruno Mars, then.

[Adam]

Bruno Mars.

[Blake]

Yeah, Go to the next track.

[Todd]

Okay, this one has a star by it, so it means it is a radio hit. Here we go.

[Blake]

Who puts the star by it?

[Todd]

Skip ahead. A little dirt. It's very.

[Blake]

It tells a story, Guys.

[Todd]

Now it's very. It's like Michael Jackson adjacent. It's very valid.

[Blake]

It's Michael Jackson adjacent.

[Todd]

What are you saying? It stands because be beside Mike.

[Blake]

I'm saying what? How. What's a better Compliment? No, no, I'm saying, what could be a better compliment than Michael Jackson or Jason?

[Todd]

I know, but you were just dogging on our boy Bruno for sounding like something else. And I'm saying.

[Blake]

I didn't say sounding like it. I said imitating is different because even in the. Even in the video, they, like, dressed up 70s style. And I was like, oh, I get it. You.

[Todd]

You're.

[Blake]

You're not just doing. You. You. You're imitating something and dressing up like it. It'd be like if we dressed up as the Wizards. Like, we just wouldn't.

[Todd]

That would be ridiculous.

[Blake]

You know what I'm saying? And everyone would go, well, that's weird. That's. That's. That doesn't feel correct.

[Adam]

Sure, that's true. When you break it down like that, that does make sense.

[Blake]

Ms. Independent is on this album.

[Adam]

Okay, well, hey, it doesn't stop. Guess what I mean. Maybe Neo's gonna pop out and do a surprise guest set with Bruno. I don't know. I'm just excited.

[Blake]

Wouldn't that be you guys?

[Adam]

You guys went to that club. It's called the Pinky Ring in the Bellagio. You know that. That there's only, like 300 people in this club.

[Todd]

Anything can happen.

[Adam]

Like, it's a fun vibe.

[Todd]

It is very fun.

[Adam]

And by the way, I hope that I'm allowed in with my motley crew of dudes I'm bringing.

[Blake]

And by the way, I think Neo does live in Vegas.

[Adam]

What's that?

[Blake]

So anything's possible. I think Neo does live in Vegas. I think he grew up.

[Todd]

You think or you know?

[Blake]

We did Mindy Project together, and I was like, huge fan.

[Adam]

Wait, you know Neo?

[Blake]

You know I met Neo on set. Yeah.

[Adam]

Okay, so then you know Neo.

[Todd]

You didn't take a picture with him?

[Blake]

He calls me Durgio.

[Adam]

Would. Would Neo remember you if you ran into Neo?

[Blake]

Based on our interaction, for sure not.

[Adam]

Okay, okay, so he wasn't there. I've met Ludacris now maybe four times. And yeah, each time it's like he's meeting me for the first time and he couldn't.

[Blake]

What's up, guy from Goonies? How are you?

[Adam]

Couldn't care less. Yeah, what's up, fat guy from Goonies?

[Todd]

And this isn't a diss to Neo, but. But, I mean, Ludicrous has a lot on his plate. I feel like he's doing a lot.

[Adam]

He's everywhere.

[Blake]

Well, I think you guys don't know this. Neo's got a lot on his plate, too. I Think he has, like, three or five wives or something. Crazy.

[Todd]

Well, when you make music like that, there's some.

[Blake]

There's some situation where he's got, like, a stable or something.

[Adam]

Pizza. Pizza. Ludicrous. I just saw the other day, he's doing Todd try to find this. He's doing some commercial that I was like, oh, I didn't realize. He's at that. That phase of his career.

[Blake]

Ludacris's name, Todd. What's Ludacris?

[Todd]

It's Chris.

[Adam]

It's Chris, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

Chris Bridges.

[Adam]

Bridges, yeah.

[Blake]

Does he know Todd Bridges?

[Adam]

He's doing some kind of commercial that I was like, oh, it's like a diabetes commercial or like a. Yeah, like a.

[Blake]

Can you imagine the money there is for that?

[Adam]

It's not State Farm. It's like for a vitamin or something.

[Todd]

It pops up on.

[Adam]

Yeah, but it wasn't like, a known brand. You know how, like, every once in a while you'll see like, when a star starts to fall a little bit, and then they go from doing, like, a big State Farm campaign, which I think he also has done, to then all of a sudden he's doing some, like, off. He's, like, selling coins, right. Or something. He's like, silver. It's actually worth a lot.

[Blake]

Right? It's those weird national commercial, like, AARP commercials kind of thing.

[Adam]

It's something like that. That I was like, like, wow. I didn't. And he might not even be at that place in his career. He might just be going, how much you paying me? Yeah, it sure, dude.

[Blake]

The pharmaceutical companies. I'm sure they fucking stack it.

[Todd]

I was kind of stoked because I did see him on Instagram freestyling, and I was like, oh, it's been a while since I'd seen Ludacris.

[Blake]

Ludo, huh?

[Todd]

Yeah, rap. And I was like, hey, he still got it, dude.

[Adam]

Yeah, he still got it.

[Blake]

Him and Will Smith still have it.

[Todd]

Will Smith. Oh, his album was so good. That was probably my 2025 album of the year, dude.

[Blake]

The way kids went after him rapping on Instagram, wherever the it was, was like. I mean, it. He was. He was definitely feeling himself a lot, but they just, like, ate him a lot.

[Todd]

What was the song? It was like, I love women. I love women. Like, it was like a strange song.

[Blake]

Sounds like a banger.

[Todd]

Well, but Will Smith singing it. It seems like maybe he's having trouble with the. The divorce. Did they divorce?

[Adam]

Okay, so apparently the ludicrous. What the commercial is extended Warranty, right?

[Blake]

Yeah. Like I said, I'm like that. What? That warranty.

[Todd]

Cash.

[Adam]

That warranty. Cashel.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Adam]

All right.

[Todd]

Endurance, baby. Coming up in the world. Somebody over there was just like, we have to get ludicrous. And money is not an option project, but we gotta get lu.

[Blake]

What if ludicrous, like, reached out to them?

[Adam]

I mean, maybe.

[Todd]

Could be.

[Blake]

No. Remember how? Like, who's Captain Kirk? The old dude. What's his name? Captain Kirk. You know, Star Wars, Star Trek guy.

[Todd]

What the hell is his name?

[Adam]

He went to space with Bezos.

[Blake]

Exactly.

[Adam]

And then Bezos, like, didn't want to hear him.

[Todd]

Come on. How do we not know that?

[Adam]

Remember, did you see that video when they.

[Blake]

Shatner.

[Adam]

William Shatner. Yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

So shadow partner, obviously. World famous. Been working forever. Like, crushes everything he does somehow when. Not Priceline. Was it Priceline?

[Todd]

Yeah, Priceline Negotiation.

[Blake]

Priceline was like, hey, we would love you to do commercials. And he was like, absolutely not. And they're like, we can't pay you what you want as far as, like, up front, but we'll give you part of the back end, like a piece.

[Todd]

Oh, shit.

[Blake]

And he made a zillion dollars, like, hundreds of millions. Priceline.

[Todd]

Yeah. That's brilliant.

[Adam]

What was it for again?

[Todd]

Priceline, which everybody.

[Adam]

Oh, that's right.

[Todd]

It's kind of like the default thing when you plug in.

[Blake]

He made hundreds of millions because he got in early on price. Do we even hear from Priceline anymore?

[Adam]

No.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Like, has it. Did it become booking.com? like, what happened?

[Adam]

He stopped negotiating.

[Todd]

Yeah, well, he's super, super old now, right?

[Adam]

Yeah. Well, William Shatner then went to space with Bezos on that.

[Blake]

Like, and he's, like, 90, right?

[Adam]

Yeah. And he then came back down. I mean, this is old. It happened a while ago now, maybe a year ago. But he came back down and was, like, having a moment, and he was trying to talk to Bezos about that, and then Bezos, like, wasn't listening to him at all. And then Bezos's wife was, like, popping champagne. Have you seen this video, Blake? No, but it's heartbreaking, honestly.

[Todd]

Because what they.

[Adam]

Because, yeah, because Shatner's like, like, literally crying. He's like, it's when you see the world, right, and it's so far away. And you and the little.

[Blake]

And he's 90 and he's lived a.

[Adam]

Life, and he's 90 and he's crying, and Bezos is like, we're going back tomorrow.

[Blake]

It's. It's. It's.

[Adam]

Yeah, it's crazy. And he keeps looking over his shoulder where his, like, wife and. And Katy Perry are like, popping bottles of champagne. And he's like, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on.

[Blake]

Shut the upper over.

[Adam]

And then he grabs the bottle of champagne and starts spraying it. And then you just see Shatner, like, alone with, like, tears coming down his face, having a moment. It's heartbreaking.

[Blake]

Dude, Bezos wife, she's a demon on Earth, right?

[Todd]

It's Satan.

[Adam]

Yeah, she seems like it, but he might also be a demon, you know? Great ass.

[Blake]

There's not even might there. Like, for sure. Bezos. Look, I'm not even like, Mr. Anti Billionaire. Like, but, like, I don't know, you.

[Todd]

You stand by your billionaire.

[Adam]

Yeah, Love the best billionaire.

[Blake]

You're just like, what's going on in Jeff Bezos mind? Like, what is the motivator? Like, fuck, dude.

[Todd]

Going to space.

[Blake]

I. I just don't. I'm like, what's the plan? How are you. I get gifts 10 minutes before Christmas Eve. It's beautiful. I love it. I need it. Bad dads need Amazon, Right? Sure.

[Adam]

Absolutely. We do. We do. We do. We do. We do.

[Todd]

We do. That's. That's our. That's our commercial.

[Blake]

But the space travel thing, like, is that gonna be for everybody? Is that what he wants? And then what do you.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think I love the space travel. Some people hate it. I'm like, yeah, dude, why did we give up? Like, trying to travel in space? I think it's sick.

[Todd]

I don't think we gave up.

[Adam]

Yeah, we did. We kind of did.

[Blake]

I think we realized is that it's kind of not super valuable. Like, I don't think we found anything on the moon that made us go, we gotta get back up there. And we need to mine for whatever and whatever.

[Todd]

Sure, it was pretty boring.

[Adam]

Yeah. But imagine. Imagine what they're saying. Like, what Elon's crazy ass is saying about, like, being able to fly around the world in 20 minutes.

[Todd]

That's gonna tie.

[Adam]

Like, just going like.

[Blake]

But this is the thing. I think we're. We're. We're forgetting that if you can fly around the world in 20 minutes, things just stop mattering. Jam saying, like, you have four AirPods. That's crazy.

[Adam]

It's science.

[Blake]

They essentially don't matter. You know what I'm saying? Whereas somebody's like, Dude, I got AirPods for Christmas. Holy fucking shit. I'm never gonna leave. Like, there's just. You get to a level where things are so easy that they just don't matter anymore. That like so it doesn't to travel. I mean it makes it easier to travel, but also at a certain point it's like, like music.

[Adam]

Yeah, but it's sort of the thing.

[Blake]

Of you just click on any music, you don't really care anymore. Unless you're Blake and you buy CDs.

[Todd]

Thank you.

[Adam]

If you love horses and then all of a sudden you see a car and you're like, well fuck that. Yeah, then it won't matter. Like you're able to get somewhere faster via the car. But the horse is better and the horse is alive and the horse is yada yada. I love the horse.

[Todd]

You know, it's well, well, the technology should unlock things. If we can fly around the world in 20 minutes, then we're going to be able to get further in space. So maybe we could get somewhere that will make life more interesting.

[Blake]

I just want to go back to trains and yo yos.

[Todd]

This guy had to put together one 1 3D printer for, for the guy.

[Adam]

Who like loves gadgets and, and loves all this stuff. Suddenly he's like not wanting to travel. I, I personally, I mean who knows what it would do to like your environment. Maybe it would be the worst thing in the world, but I don't care about the environment.

[Todd]

What the hell?

[Blake]

I'm just kidding. I, I guess, no, no, I just, part of me is just like what's the plan? Because like I, I think I've even brought this up on here before. But, but one of these dudes is creating AI.

[Todd]

What are we doing?

[Blake]

The woman interviewing is like, so what do you think someone in like 10 years, like what's it gonna be in 10 years? And he's like, I can't even imagine what it's gonna be in 10 years. And look, people are gonna be, it's gonna change the world so much that people are gonna think our lives are stupid and that we're here and they're probably gonna be piloting a rocket ship to Mars and think we're pathetic. And it's like in 10 years, no, we're not gonna be doing that. But like, like I just want to hear like the game plan and maybe they can't give it up, but maybe they also don't know what the they're doing.

[Adam]

So they don't, they don't know. Well also AI is so confusing. I feel like even the smartest AI people that are working, that are, that are making like they're signing these like 20 year old kids that are building the AI for like they're giving them like $100 million or $50 million deals as if they're LeBron James of AI which they very well could be. They don't even know because the AI is going to teach itself. And then in 10 years from now, we're all working for AI the craziest part, and I think we've covered this, we'll cover it again, is I think Zuckerberg. Zuckerberg said that no one will have to work. And working will be a luxury that people will want to do as just a thing to do. You won't have to. And AI is going to make you so much money. And I'm like, but it can't. It's going to make. Make the billionaires to trillionaires and the poor people are still are going to be extra poor. That's what's going to happen.

[Todd]

But it won't matter.

[Blake]

I guess there were more, more billionaires made last year than ever before. And I know inflation, but I guess more billionaires became. But like, what's more than ever before.

[Todd]

But what does that mean? How many people is that? 10. How many people?

[Blake]

I think it was 74.

[Todd]

74 people on this whole big ass planet. That's not a lot of people, dude.

[Adam]

But that's a lot of the point.

[Blake]

But Blake, that's the point is that like, I know there's just probably a few thousand billionaires.

[Adam]

You don't know.

[Blake]

And there's a many billions of people. That's what's crazy. Yeah. Wait, was I just gonna. Oh, the. I might be misquoting this dude, but the Peter Thiel guy. Neo.

[Adam]

Neo Teal.

[Blake]

Is that his name? Right?

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Todd]

I don't know who is that?

[Blake]

Is this what he's saying about AI where it's like, he's saying that if people want to, AI is going to become all powerful, all knowing, essentially become God.

[Todd]

No way.

[Blake]

And so if whoever wants to stop AI God, which is what he has a company of, they're the Antichrist because they're like trying to prevent God from like coming to Earth. And I'm like, hey, man, that's what he's saying. Can we get this guy off, like off the, the steering wheel here?

[Adam]

So there's. Well, so there's over 3,000 billionaires in the world. That's a lot. Holding a combined $16.1 trillion in. Oh my God.

[Blake]

Let me get. Let me get one billion guys. Yeah.

[Adam]

Oh my God.

[Todd]

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[Blake]

Is it wild to you that like, if you asked Elon, like, can I just get 1 billion? You've got 500, can I get 1? He could go, yeah. And, and not even notice it.

[Todd]

That's gonna start happening, right?

[Blake]

And, and by the way, if you, if so, if he, if he gave you a billion, he wouldn't even notice. And then you as a bill, as a one billionaire could give somebody a million and not even notice.

[Todd]

Change their up. Oh yeah, I know.

[Blake]

That's crazy, bro. Number eight, math. Math is crazy.

[Todd]

Break us off, bro.

[Adam]

I feel like that, I feel like, like that's gonna start happening when like streamers become billionaires.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Mr.

[Todd]

Beast.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Todd]

The beast mode.

[Blake]

Yeah. Mr. Beast is right.

[Adam]

Yeah. When just like I, I show speed or whatever. When he's just like, okay, I'm a billionaire now. I'm gonna give you 10 million. If this video gets to 10 million likes, I'm giving you 10 million or whatever.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

That's when the world will end. That's when, that's when the world will just crack open and eat itself.

[Todd]

Truly. That's kind of sick.

[Blake]

I'm ready.

[Todd]

Truly.

[Blake]

That sounds fun, you guys. I had you. Maybe you'll. I can't tell if the jokes are just gonna start popping off or not on this, but yesterday I'm pulling out of my alley and there's a woman who's like waving like, kind of caution, like weirdly. And I'm like, what's going on? She goes, weird waves. Do you have a, like a red or like an orange cat? And I was like, no. And she was like, someone's cat just got hit. And on the side of the road, dead cat. Oh, and I know this cat. I've seen this cat through my backyard. And I'm like, I text some other neighbors. I'm like, do you guys have this cat? Whose cat is this? I always see it. I knew it. I knew it.

[Adam]

Did you kill this cat?

[Blake]

Shut up. Yeah. Hang on, hang on. I find out whose cat it is you were backing up. It's this older woman she's probably in her late 70s. I ring the doorbell and I go, do you have, like, the copper colored cat? And I go, so I just got flagged down by a woman who saw it get hit by a car. It's dead.

[Adam]

She was waving weirdly. It was a weird way.

[Blake]

Her face goes from, like, nice old lady smile, like, oh, visitor, Right?

[Adam]

Yeah. To gnarl.

[Blake]

My cat just died. And then I have to, like, walk her down the block to the end of the alley, and. And then she scoops it up, oh, old lady style with her hands. Bends over, picks it up with her hands, like, puts it in with her face. It's. And so. Sorry, let me just say this. Let me just preface this. The cat is.

[Adam]

What do you mean? In her hands, Blake. What do you think she's gonna shove.

[Blake]

Yeah, no, she picked it up with some devil sticks, Blake. And then she started fucking.

[Todd]

Jesus. Yes.

[Blake]

You.

[Todd]

You pick up a bloody, nasty, dead cat.

[Adam]

Your cat. It's your cat, but it's.

[Todd]

It's intestines are coming out of his as.

[Blake]

No, no, no, no, no. I should preface. The cat just was dead and probably broken back or whatever. It was just there, nothing crazy.

[Todd]

Okay.

[Blake]

She picks it up and, you know, it's still warm, and, dude, I'm like, devastating.

[Todd]

Sounds like the saddest thing of all time.

[Blake]

And then she's like, yeah, I'm gonna walk back down the alley, and I'll. I'll handle this. And I'm like, get up. Just wrecked my day.

[Adam]

H. I'm sorry that wrecked your day.

[Blake]

No, no, no. But you know what I'm saying. No, but just that kind of like you, as we go through life, you have a day, you do this, you do that. You.

[Adam]

You.

[Blake]

All, your kids, well, you got to eat too many chips. Whatever it is, you just. You're doing your thing, right? Very few times in life, life, do you have, like, an interaction with a neighbor. You kind of know I ate too many chips, right?

[Adam]

Goddamn, I ate too many.

[Blake]

I'm just saying, like, the ups and the ups and downs of life are.

[Todd]

Daddy ate too many chips.

[Blake]

I shouldn't have eaten all those. The worst part of a day sometimes where you're like, yeah, can't believe I finished those chips.

[Adam]

That's life.

[Blake]

And then you have something to do, like that. You're like, God damn it.

[Todd]

Oh, that's too bad for her, man.

[Blake]

Such a bummer.

[Adam]

That's. That's a real.

[Todd]

That was her best friend. Be like, in this earth and someone ran over it.

[Adam]

Does she Have a husband around or is there another person in her life or she solo doo. Worst part.

[Blake]

Worst part of it. He died last year.

[Todd]

Oh, no. What? Did she. She didn't let off some, like, would, like, did you see rage or was just total sadness?

[Blake]

No, Blake, it was just absolute devastation. And then she's texting me, like, videos of the cat when it was alive.

[Todd]

You gave her your number.

[Blake]

She has it. Or she had Emma's, and she's sending videos of the cat, like, massaging her dog. Like, fun cat videos.

[Todd]

Is she saying, I know you did it. I know you did it. I know you did it. Yeah, I will find a way.

[Adam]

Part of me.

[Blake]

Part of me walking away was like, does she think I made up? That I saw somebody and that somebody flagged me down? So I was giving, like, extra details.

[Todd]

What if she picked it up and she looked at you and she said, did, Right?

[Blake]

She goes, let me see your tires.

[Adam]

I know you did it.

[Todd]

I listened to the pod. I know you hate dogs. I know you let me smell your breath.

[Blake]

But I did give, like, way more details than drunk.

[Adam]

You ate too many chips and killed my cat, didn't you?

[Blake]

No, no, no, I don't. You're going to kill me.

[Todd]

No, you got to believe me.

[Blake]

I don't know the code. You're going to have to kill me. But just like, a. So anyway, I went and got her a cat this morning.

[Todd]

No, you didn't.

[Blake]

Yeah, I just gave her a cat. What? We sent flowers. I was joking. That, like, yeah, we should just get her another cat.

[Adam]

And there was a cat inside.

[Todd]

Get the exact same cat and get two of them.

[Blake]

Yeah, I got you two more.

[Todd]

And put them in her backyard.

[Adam]

Yeah. Oh, that's a good idea. You just get a bunch of cats that look similar and release them in the neighborhood. And then she's constantly seen her cat out and about, dude.

[Todd]

And tick tock it like, yo, dude. So this is what happened. I'm gonna release a hundred cats in her backyard.

[Blake]

She gets like, like, and subscribe. She goes to, like, an insane asylum because she just loses her backfire.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Smash the like button.

[Todd]

Every cat has a thousand dollars. A thousand dollars tied to its collar.

[Adam]

Oh, my God.

[Todd]

Each cat has a thousand dollars inside.

[Blake]

Its stomach, Inside it.

[Adam]

Can you rip it open and get the money? Any take backs, Any apologies? Any epic slams? We didn't cover this, but Rob Reiner.

[Blake]

Rob Reiner, Yeah.

[Todd]

RIP God.

[Blake]

And we're late. And we know. Guess what, guess what?

[Adam]

And we're late.

[Blake]

I'm sure it's gonna be on unfolding. Still sad, still believable, unreal.

[Adam]

He. Did you guys ever meet him? I met him a handful of times.

[Todd]

I did.

[Adam]

Not at the improv. I don't know who. If it was his daughter or granddaughter or someone, but Rob Reiner and Carl Reiner would come to the improv to watch a member of their family. I forget who it was, do they? They did like standup comedy classes and they would have like their little graduations where they'd get up and do five minutes, Right. And they came multiple times to watch their granddaughter, great granddaughter, whoever it was, perform. And it was very cute, how supportive the whole family was for this little thing. And they were super nice.

[Blake]

You call the daughter a little thing?

[Adam]

What the.

[Todd]

The event? Yeah.

[Adam]

I was like, what's up, little thing? And Carl, sorry, Rob specifically. Carl was very, very old at this point, but Rob specifically was just a absolute sweetheart of a guy.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Like, would come in, was super polite, super nice to all the staff. Everybody was excited that he was there. Yeah. So, I mean, it's not like I.

[Todd]

Was kind of seemed like there was literally zero people who had a bad thing to say about him other than the President. So that was like. It just seems like he was a total dude, just hero.

[Blake]

Yeah. Let's touch on this for one moment. Trump's post on his thing, dude, he's is, he's deranged.

[Todd]

I'm going to come.

[Blake]

Is a window into a mind that you just don't want in charge of anyone's well being.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

What the fuck are we doing here?

[Adam]

And he's our president.

[Todd]

Bizarre world.

[Adam]

It was so scary, dude. I'm like, jesus, could you even imagine saying that about anyone? About anyone? Anyone who just died? Like, even, even is your neighbor who would always like light trash and throw it in your backyard. So like a crazy person who's your neighbor who you're like, I just wish this guy would move or die already. This guy sucks. And then he does die because his psychotic son murders him.

[Blake]

You still go say, oh, my God.

[Adam]

And you wouldn't post that.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You wouldn't post that. You'd be like, jesus, you might go, I'm glad he's not throwing the trash in my yard anymore. Yeah, that's on fire.

[Todd]

Sure.

[Blake]

But you wouldn't post Trump any take backs or apologies.

[Todd]

God damn, that's.

[Adam]

No, he. He would never take back anything ever, because he's a true loon.

[Todd]

And since it is January 6th, I would like to have no more takebacks. That's what I'm proposing upon. We don't take anything back anymore. J6.

[Adam]

Oh, okay.

[Blake]

Okay. You want to speak more on that.

[Todd]

Or I'll just leave it there. Kind of my thing.

[Blake]

The whole Rob Reiner thing, though. We have to keep training into our 70s.

[Adam]

You're not wrong.

[Blake]

We have to fight our children someday.

[Adam]

You're not wrong.

[Todd]

Oh, geez. Yeah.

[Adam]

Physical health.

[Blake]

Like, I know we talk about mental health and all that. I'm talking about physical health.

[Adam]

You got to stay strong.

[Blake]

You need to train.

[Todd]

Stay ready. Stay ready.

[Blake]

And apparently he was, like, a big dude, the kid, or he wasn't small.

[Todd]

I don't know. I honestly, I have not looked into any aspect of that that it sounded so bad.

[Adam]

I just don't.

[Todd]

I don't even want to know.

[Blake]

Yeah, they said he was, like, six'3,230. That's, like, almost a Kyle.

[Adam]

And then, of course, I'm like, I'm sure that kid smiled at one point in a photo and didn't look like a absolute serial killer psychopath.

[Blake]

The photos are haunting.

[Adam]

I'm sure he smiled in photos before, but they didn't release a single photo of him looking even remotely normal.

[Blake]

No, but did you watch any interviews with him? I had.

[Todd]

I haven't watched anything.

[Blake]

My feed. My feed got fucking just full.

[Adam]

They're like, ooh, someone was brutally murdered. Ders will love this.

[Todd]

Yeah, exactly. Feed. Feed our boy.

[Blake]

But listen, like, obviously murderer, but troubled. Poor guy. Fucking sounded like, yeah, not doing well. But you watch him in these interviews, and you're just like, oh, man, you're. You're pretty disconnected from, like, what people.

[Todd]

Are doing, from what it looked like, and it looked like, you know, it appeared. From what I've looked into, like, his parents, like, never gave up on him. Like, they really, really tried. Like, they produced a movie together that was, like, a story about it. Yeah. And they just knew it wasn't right, but they never gave up.

[Blake]

Although I did see one moment where I'm pretty sure they were like, so was your dad being in the business and gone a lot. Did that affect you as a kid? And I'm pretty sure.

[Adam]

Does that turn you crazy?

[Blake]

He go, well, yeah, but. So, yeah, right. So then he just goes, oh, no. Like, I think he was being sarcastic, but I don't think Rob picked up on it because he's kind of spectrum y seeming right. And Rob was like, oh, well, that's good to hear. That's great. And then the interviewer was like, yeah, because sometimes, you know, and he Just, like, looked away, like, really fucks you up. I guess no one knows that I'm being sarcastic here, but, like, like, yeah, obviously him being gone and being a giant star had an effect on me.

[Todd]

Yeah, it's a tragic.

[Blake]

It's a fucking nightmare.

[Adam]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, but you know how many celebrities don't have kids that end up murdering them because they were gone a little bit.

[Blake]

It's only like, seven. Yeah, only like seven people.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Todd]

So it's an elite list.

[Adam]

Numbers pretty. Pretty low. Terrifying. Very sad. And that's another episode.

[Todd]

Wow, bro. We've never gone out.

[Blake]

This was important.

[Adam]

Yeah, that was a very sad, sad way to end this one, but okay. So I would like to say to our fans, the cruise is coming up.

[Todd]

Oh, yeah, Here we go.

[Adam]

On a lighter note, we are very excited about that. And it's. It's really right around the corner.

[Blake]

It really is.

[Adam]

I. I hopped on the scale earlier today and was terrified by what I saw.

[Blake]

Huh.

[Adam]

And I was like, man, I gotta. I gotta get in shape for this cruise. But then part of me is like, do I just let it go?

[Todd]

Let it go, baby.

[Adam]

So I can swallow beers whole so I have the frame to handle the amount of beers I know I'm gonna be drinking?

[Todd]

Yeah. Like, hey, and didn't. Didn't you guys see that thing where that dude made, like, a championship belt for the cruise that he's come? And it's dope as hell. It's like.

[Blake]

It's amazing.

[Adam]

Very cool.

[Todd]

It's like Lord of the Party. So maybe we'll all be the year.

[Blake]

Of the Gentleman of. Of of weight belts.

[Adam]

The Lord of the Party.

[Todd]

We might be competing for Lord of the Party year. Year of the Gentleman.

[Adam]

Yeah. So get your tickets at this cruise is important dot com.

[Todd]

It's going to be a blast.

[Adam]

It's. It is going to be a blast. And we look forward to seeing you there.

[Todd]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And this was another episode of this is Important. What is this?

[Blake]

You already know.

[Adam]

Oh, dude, play us out on some Bruno. What are we doing?

[Todd]

Well, this one's pretty good.

[Adam]

This slow Mo. You're not wrong. Neil's. Great.

[Blake]

Song.

[Todd]

That's a great track. That's a really great track.