Ep 279: The Kids Are Dogging

Summary

Podcast Summary

This Is Important — Episode 279: "The Kids Are Dogging"

Release Date: January 13, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm ("Ders"), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

In this episode, the guys kick off 2026 with a classic blend of chaotic banter, gleefully dumb humor, and a surprising exploration of new cultural trends—including the phenomenon of "dogging." They reminisce about New Year celebrations, discuss party etiquette, generational customs, and ponder the existential weight and hilarity of being “the loud table.” There’s candid talk about parenting, vacationing, and what it means to still be friends (and podcasting) after all these years.

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Key Topics & Discussions

1. New Year’s Recap & Party Vibes

Time: 03:07 – 13:27

• The crew swaps New Year’s stories, with everyone doing something a little different:
  • Kyle goes out to an elevated Filipino restaurant/party (Sampa) and a DJ night.
  • Adam expresses how he barely gets drunk anymore:

    "I barely even get drunk anymore, dudes. It sucks." – Adam (03:07)

  • Blake and Adam reminisce about the legendary steakhouse bachelor party (shirts off to signal you’d ordered), loving “rowdy boy dinners” and debating the role of “the loud table.”
  • Discussion on whether being the loud table is fun, performative, or just plain annoying.
• Memorable Quote:

  "Short, hot and funny. Oh, the Adam Devine biography." – Adam (03:39)

2. Defining the "Loud Table" & Group Dinner Dynamics

Time: 06:10 – 11:13

• Blake breaks down the difference between a group having fun and a group performing fun.
• Adam recounts the Steak Chalet dinner at Lake of the Ozarks, where you signal to the wait staff you’ve ordered by taking your shirt off.
• “Bossellini” becomes the inside joke term for ordering the whole dessert menu or making boss moves.
• They marvel at the joy of getting a dessert table at a restaurant, whether a high-end spot or LAX Chili’s.

3. Clubbing, Party Nights & College Nostalgia

Time: 12:07 – 16:12

• Discussing the best nights to party: Thursday is “the classic party night”, but the slope toward Tuesday is slippery.
• Adam and Blake flash back to party nights at the Hollywood Improv, when busloads of college kids (UCLA, USC) descended for wild Wednesday nights.
• Ders shares how party nights can span from Thursday to even Tuesday as you get deeper into the college party life.

4. Tuesdays Are… For Leaders?

Time: 15:05 – 17:33

• The group rags on how Tuesdays are the worst:

  "I think that every restaurant should have a back room. It shouldn't just be nice restaurants." – Kyle (11:05)

  • Adam and Blake argue that going out on a Tuesday is a true test of your party leadership.
  • Adam tells the story of running into old bar acquaintances now “walking a dog, wearing sweatpants covered in piss,” and realizing you’ve hugged this person many times—but now, yikes.
  • Blake jokes Adam’s seeing his own reflection while walking, thinking it’s a barfly.

5. Trends & Generational Behavior – "Dogging"

Time: 20:40 – 24:20

• Adam introduces the audience to the British/LA “dogging” phenomenon—groups of goth kids or attractive partygoers consensually hooking up in public parks at night.
• The guys debate the veracity of Vice’s reporting (are these really all hot goths?) and the dangers (scorpions, caterpillars, infections).
• Blake:

  "This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina. You get an infection." (22:46)

• Discussion about goth kids appropriating gay cruising spots in city parks.
• Debate about whether the term “dogging” is needed, or if we could just say “public group sex.”

6. British Teeth, Movie Casts, and "Wonka"

Time: 25:01 – 32:22

• A tangent on the state of British teeth, comparing eras and pop culture.
• They reflect on how much uglier old movie casts were—Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (“uglier than the next...”)—and debate the relative merits of new and old Wonka adaptations.
• Adam:

  “I just think Timmy Chalamet's a little cutie with the booty.” (32:07)

7. Travel & Vacation Tales

Time: 32:25 – 41:37

• Ders describes going into full “dad mode” with a kid-centered New Year's before heading to drink for four days in Mexico.
• Adam and Ders bond over the Esperanza Resort ("way larger than I thought"), camels on the beach, wild ATVs, and the little things that make vacation—like swim-up bars.
• Blake tells his family trip story, being left home while others vacationed and how it made him who he is.
• Talk about the politics and sacrifices around family trips with kids of different ages.

8. Spring Breaks, Partying in Mexico & Wild College Tales

Time: 36:36 – 41:00

• Recounting legendary spring breaks, from college days to a Florida trip in their Workaholics-pre fame years.
• Adam’s harrowing story: being handcuffed by police in Rosarito, Mexico, only to be released when they realized he was broke.
• Discussion of extreme party culture, their lack of "true" college spring breaks, and young adulthood misadventures.

9. Parenting: Wild Kids & Generational Mischief

Time: 39:08 – 40:09

• Blake admits which of his kids will be his "wild man,” and how the mischievous energy moves from sibling to sibling:

  "Oh yeah, I peg him. And that's why he's gonna be the wild one." – Blake (39:15)

10. Adam’s Vegas Adventure: Celebrity Clubbing & Loud Tables

Time: 40:27 – 49:02

• Adam details his wild Vegas New Year's:
  • Football at the Las Vegas Bowl, partying in the Nebraska coach's box, exclusive suites inside MGM’s Mansion, dinner at Bellagio overlooking the fountains.
  • Meeting Jelly Roll and Bruno Mars.
  • Debate about what qualifies as "the loud table" in Vegas—when everyone is trying to outdo each other with outrageousness and ostentation.
  • “There was a... influencer loud table where they're just filming each other the whole time. They're wearing like all Versace everything. It was insane.” – Adam (46:44)

11. Airports: The Art of Piddling vs. Beelining

Time: 54:28 – 61:21

• Adam divides humanity into two groups:
  • Piddlers (wander, shop, look at art installations)
  • Beeline Guys (move directly to the gate)
• They roast LAX’s garbage-based art installation, the anxiety of cutting it close, and airport personalities (Adam’s dream is to walk on as the doors are closing):

  "I like when the woman tells me 'we just got you in'... Guess what? I never check a bag." – Adam (56:49)

12. Big Cars, Family Vehicles, & Gym Loudness

Time: 61:22 – 66:48

• Blake tries the new Lincoln Navigator on vacation—“like a tabletop in front of you”—and waxes on big car energy and the dream of garage gyms.
• Adam admits he’s “the loud guy at the gym.”
• Short reflection on partners, kids, and suiting your car to your family's needs (with the shared appreciation: “This is daddy’s car.”)

13. Longevity of Friendship & Podcasting

Time: 66:38 – 69:21

• The hosts reflect on how long they’ve been friends and comics (“for so long”), appreciating who stuck it out after so many years.
• Blake on New Year's mass texts:

  "Don't text me when you're going through your roll a day decks. Sorry, not a fan." (67:34)

14. "Double Downs" and The Best/Worst Days of the Week

Time: 69:21 – End

• The group institutes “double downs” (doubling down on an opinion, not taking it back).
• They spar about whether Tuesday is the “worst day,” referencing the club banger “Going Up on a Tuesday”:

  “When that song, it’s going up on a Tuesday…” – Adam (69:38)

• Riff on hip hop (I Love Makonnen, Swae Lee), celebrity gym run-ins, and more “dad facts” about baby poop (meconium).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On "Dogging":

  "So apparently it was a thing...all the sexy goth pains in the UK, they go out into fields and parking lots...they’d each other and have gang bangs." – Adam (21:00)
  "This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina. You get an infection." – Blake (22:46)

• On Being Bossellini:

  “If you want one of each [on] the dessert menu, you are such a fucking bossellini, dude.” – Kyle (08:50) “I feel like in 2026, it’s gonna be big.” – Blake (09:28)

• On Spring Break:

  “Every waiter is like, do you want water or just tequila? And you’re like, I do want water. And then they’re like, what about the little one? Tequila for you, young man.” – Blake (38:43)

• On Airport Personalities:

  “I’m a beeline guy in an airport.” – Adam (60:47)
  “If I’m early, I go to Hudson News. I’m dropping at least $100 on just bullshit magazines.” – Blake (55:21)

• On Friendship:

  “We've been friends and we've been doing comedy, if that's what you call this, for so long...I'm proud of us.” – Adam (66:48)

• On the Podcast Legacy:

  “A lot of people could have bailed on us, you know. One of us could have be...like a Kyle who just upright decides not to do the podcast and doesn't talk to us about it...” – Adam (68:02)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• 03:07 – New Year’s recaps & club v. restaurant debate
• 06:10 – What makes a “loud table”
• 13:27 – College party nostalgia
• 15:05 – Tuesdays: depressing or for legends?
• 20:40 – What is “dogging” & the Vice article
• 25:01 – British teeth & movies
• 32:25 – Mexico: Dad vacations, riding camels, family travel
• 36:36 – Spring Break tales
• 39:08 – Kid personalities & wild ones
• 40:27 – Adam’s Vegas story: celebrities, suites, and loud tables
• 54:28 – Airport strategies: piddling vs. beelining
• 61:22 – Cars, gyms, being loud at the gym
• 66:38 – Friendship longevity and New Year traditions
• 69:21 – Double downs, Tuesdays, and "Going Up on a Tuesday"
• 71:45 – Ellen, celebrities, and friend anecdotes

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Tone & Style

Consistently goofy, irreverent, nostalgic, and full of inside jokes. The hosts riff on each other relentlessly, veering wildly from topic to topic, but return often to the themes of aging, friendship, and the minor absurdities of everyday life.

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This episode brings the chaos you expect from "This Is Important": a bit rowdy, a bit reflective, and always deeply unserious about the most important things in the world.

Transcript

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[Kyle]

Wow.

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

I barely even get drunk anymore, dudes. It sucks.

[Blake]

This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina. You get an infection.

[Kyle]

Monday, you can party because you have to set it off.

[Blake]

Buckle up.

[Kyle]

What up, boys?

[Adam]

Damn, boy.

[Blake]

Okay, guys, this one's gonna be hot. This one's gonna be short, but it's gonna be funny.

[Kyle]

It's gonna be super fun.

[Blake]

If you're listening, you've been warned.

[Adam]

It's gonna be short, hot and funny. Oh, the Adam Divine biography.

[Blake]

Hello, hot, funny and short. Is that what you said?

[Adam]

Short, hot and funny. Funny.

[Kyle]

Adam.

[Adam]

Early points out the gate.

[Blake]

I told you guys.

[Kyle]

First points of the new year for our boy.

[Blake]

Well, do you guys like saying, hey.

[Adam]

Hey, listeners, Did I get any points last week? I think I might have gotten some points.

[Kyle]

I'll tell you what I do. My beer has zero points. Zero point zero.

[Blake]

I think that's actually what it does have. Points of alcohol.

[Adam]

Heineken, zero. Guys, you can't be drinking the Heineken. It looks so cold. 0 is in front of me. I didn't. I didn't cool mine, so I had a room temp. Heineken, zero. Not as good. Not as good.

[Blake]

Still wet. Still going to be wet.

[Kyle]

They are to be enjoyed.

[Adam]

Cold. They are a sponsor of the podcast and we're doing a little commercial for them right after we're done recording this.

[Blake]

And that's actually how they phrase it. They said, can you guys do a little commercial? And then we're like, that's what. That's what we do.

[Kyle]

You got it.

[Adam]

Just a little ass commercial. Just do one little ass commercial.

[Blake]

Can't do a big one.

[Adam]

How was your guys's New Year's Eve, Steve? We're. We're recording this a week before it comes out.

[Blake]

Happy New Year.

[Adam]

And we had already. New Year's has come and gone, but we. This is our first time seeing each other since the new year. So it's good to see you.

[Kyle]

It really is. And it was a great new year. It was a fantastic new year.

[Adam]

It's like what you do.

[Kyle]

I just Went clubbing, Dude, I went clubbing.

[Adam]

So did I. But how? What does that mean to you?

[Blake]

Yeah. Did you go out clubbing people? Were you rioting seals?

[Kyle]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Blake]

That was the six. You save that for the six.

[Adam]

If I know Blake, it's seals. Yeah.

[Blake]

Okay. He's clubbing seals.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Come on, man.

[Blake]

No.

[Kyle]

Samantha DJed party on New Year's Day, so I, I. I went out New Year's Eve to a restaurant that was kind of a party, and then I went out the next day and partied again. Dude.

[Blake]

Okay. Yes.

[Adam]

Now New year. Okay, so let's practice.

[Blake]

It's. Yeah.

[Kyle]

What?

[Adam]

New Year's Eve?

[Blake]

Adam's asking what you did for New Year's Eve.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I. I went to. I went to a restaurant that had.

[Adam]

A party now with Sam. With you?

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Adam]

Okay. Okay.

[Kyle]

Yeah, Yeah. I spent it with my loved one.

[Adam]

Okay. That's nice.

[Blake]

Thank you.

[Adam]

That's fun. That's fun. I like. You know what I like? I like a good restaurant. I. I feel like I'm at that age if I'm not at a club. It's too much. It's too much.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And, Adam, am I wrong when I say, do you like or have you ever liked? I think maybe you have being the loud table.

[Kyle]

Oh, huh.

[Blake]

And if you did, do you still like being the loud table?

[Adam]

The loud table? Like at a restaurant?

[Blake]

Yeah. You know, you go to a restaurant and there's the loud table who's just having the best time, and you're like. I think you guys, like, you're not having a good time. You just want to be the loud table.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Blake]

So it's a little performative. It's a. There's a lot of clapping when laughing, and you're like, oh, God. I don't know if you really clap when you laugh when you're just at home with your friends.

[Kyle]

No.

[Blake]

You want to be the loud table.

[Kyle]

Adam's not that guy. Adam's not that guy.

[Adam]

I've never thought about being the loud table or wanted to be the loud table.

[Blake]

So then you've been it.

[Kyle]

I think I want to start being.

[Adam]

I mean, I bet I've. I bet I've been the loud table. Yeah, because we were having a great time at dinner.

[Kyle]

But you weren't thinking about it.

[Adam]

But no, I. I would not say we're. I'm a performative.

[Blake]

I think I can tell the difference between the table that's having a good time and the table that wants to be the loud table.

[Adam]

See, when I Think of having a great blowout time. I think of my bachelor party at the Steak Chalet in Lake of the Ozarks.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And that was a true fucking banger where we all were taking our shirts off. It was getting a little wet and wild. You took your shirts off. So he knew you ordered.

[Blake]

Of course.

[Kyle]

Yes. That was the way to notify that. You tell the listeners.

[Blake]

Tell the listeners.

[Adam]

So you take your shirt off. So there's a lot of us. So yeah, he was, he was getting confused. And the only way he could get it straight is if we took your, if you took your shirt off once you order.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Then, then he knew you had already ordered.

[Kyle]

So it was like Caesar salad.

[Blake]

And listeners, quick, quick pop quiz. If you had your shirt on. That's right.

[Adam]

You knew you ordered.

[Blake]

That's right, grandma. Shout out to anybody driving their car who just said it out loud. Send you a shirt.

[Adam]

No, but I love a. I love a good, like big fun dinner. I really do something about it.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Rowdy boy dinner. Yeah, I like a rowdy boy dinner.

[Adam]

Hey, even rowdy girls. Girls are invited too.

[Kyle]

Okay. Yeah.

[Adam]

You know, just, you know, there might be shots involved. There might be. Hey, there might be a beer. Chug. Chug off. If it's, if it's me and my boys, I like this. And, and yeah, we want the dessert menu. Bring it. You know what? Give us one of each. Yeah, we're going to need a table of desserts.

[Kyle]

Such a boss. Yeah, such a boss move.

[Blake]

A lot of spoons. We're going to need a lot of spoons.

[Adam]

Oh, man, we're going to need a lot of spoons.

[Kyle]

If you want of each. The dessert menu. You are such a fucking bossellini, dude. That is the most gangster move you can probably do.

[Blake]

That sounds like a dessert.

[Adam]

And I don't care where you're at.

[Kyle]

No, it could be red Rob, if.

[Adam]

You'Re at a high end restaurant, great. It could be at, it could be at Chili's too.

[Kyle]

Yeah. To go. It could be in the, in the airport.

[Blake]

You could be at lax, Chili's.

[Adam]

To go at the LAX airport and you buy a round of desserts, you're a fucking boss. You might be a, as Blake would say, a bossellini. Keep saying it. You keep saying it. I'm gonna repeat it.

[Blake]

I feel like in 2026, it's gonna be big.

[Kyle]

Energy.

[Adam]

So what was the restaurant? What was the vibe?

[Kyle]

Sampa. It's called Sampa. It's a really good restaurant downtown. It's.

[Blake]

How's the desserts, did you buy them all?

[Kyle]

Elevated Filipino food, and it's very tasty.

[Adam]

See, what I like about Blake is he gets to hang out with a lot of Filipinos.

[Blake]

I do.

[Kyle]

I live a blessed life in that way.

[Adam]

I know. And I admittedly, the few Filipinos that I do know, I like them.

[Kyle]

Yeah, they're great people. You know, I hate to generalize, but they're all great.

[Adam]

They're all great. They're like the Australians of Asia.

[Kyle]

Okay. I like that.

[Adam]

They're all great. You like them all?

[Kyle]

I like that.

[Blake]

I got no qualms with that.

[Adam]

Yeah, you like them all.

[Kyle]

I love it. Yeah.

[Blake]

And when they're the loud table, dude, you go, well, they're the Australian invasion. And I might even take it. I might say that Australians are the Filipinos of Australia.

[Kyle]

Okay, I like this.

[Blake]

I might just say that.

[Adam]

Well, you know what I love? I love being at a. Being at a restaurant and having the back room.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Where you and your boys can just get a little wild.

[Kyle]

Now, that is boss.

[Blake]

And that's the true test. If you're loud in the background, you're doing it. You're doing it because you're loud. If you're doing it out amongst everybody, like when someone shows up and everybody screams, I'm like, I know.

[Kyle]

Here's the thing, though.

[Blake]

You want to be the loud table.

[Kyle]

Here's the thing, though.

[Adam]

Well, what if it's someone's birthday? It's like a. You know, or, you know, it's like a event.

[Blake]

Obviously, that's an exception.

[Kyle]

I think that every restaurant should have a back room. It shouldn't just be nice restaurants. Like, I want the back room interesting.

[Adam]

At a Chili's, too.

[Blake]

Chili's, Bill. It's not busy in a Burger King back room.

[Kyle]

I want a back room at Fuddruck. You know what I mean?

[Adam]

Rip Someone get fud.

[Blake]

Ruck.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Hell, yeah, bud. Don't go in there.

[Blake]

Someone's getting their rud.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Adam]

Points. Whose points?

[Kyle]

You know what? One for each.

[Adam]

Yeah, Points.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Blake]

Points.

[Kyle]

Points are flowing in the new year.

[Adam]

Okay, well, I sort of said it first.

[Kyle]

Well, I gave it to you. There are two points.

[Blake]

I said it louder when you say it louder. And second, it's actually better.

[Kyle]

Yes.

[Adam]

That's usually my move.

[Blake]

That kind of is.

[Kyle]

This thing's going right to my dome.

[Blake]

Into the mic. Yeah, I guess. And, yeah, it does have a point.

[Adam]

Okay, well, that's fun. And then. And then you kept it going. New Year's day. Day. Yeah.

[Kyle]

The party train continued.

[Blake]

New Year's day night, though, right? Or like, day. This was a day thing.

[Kyle]

New Year's Day.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Adam]

Yeah. Wow, that's wild.

[Kyle]

Yeah, man. Yeah, man. Shout out to the. The parent in laws and what is a cause.

[Blake]

What. What day. What day of the week was that?

[Kyle]

That's a great question. I don't really know.

[Adam]

There's no way to tell.

[Blake]

I got lost, you guys, over this break. I got real lost on the days, and I guess I'm wondering, like, I guess maybe it was a Saturday night. It must have been. Must have been a weekend night. We don't even know now.

[Adam]

No, no, no, no. That was New Year's Eve. Was Wednesday.

[Kyle]

Thursday.

[Adam]

Thursday night.

[Kyle]

Thursday is the classic.

[Blake]

That's the first of the week.

[Adam]

A classic party night.

[Kyle]

Yeah. Thursday's a classic party.

[Blake]

Thursday night in college.

[Kyle]

Tell us about it.

[Blake]

Get real. It was just like. Well, I mean, there was a real time where it went Tuesday to Sunday, but, whoa. There was a time when you just started dipping your toe in Thursday nights. Freshman sophomore year, we were like, I think we can do Thursday nights now. And it's. It's all good.

[Adam]

I just want to party.

[Blake]

It's a slippery slope, though, because then it does become Tuesday nights, but Thursday nights, because Fridays and Saturdays just aren't enough.

[Kyle]

Oh, no. And you want to party all the time.

[Blake]

The best.

[Adam]

Yeah. My college days were spent at the Hollywood Improv. And, yeah, for us, it was chocolate Sunday. It was way. Yeah. Well, no, mo better Monday.

[Blake]

Mo better Monday.

[Adam]

That was ours. That was ours.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

No, we. Wednesday night really went off. That was like the college night hump day. Blake remembers where they would bus in.

[Blake]

UCLA kids or what?

[Adam]

Yeah, UCLA and USC kids.

[Blake]

Yeah. Literally, literally bus them in, right?

[Adam]

Yeah, they would come in, like, frats or like a fraternities would, like, bring a literal bus. And so then it was just chaos. And I was 21, working there, and it was time. Time of my life.

[Blake]

And I would say that college kids are the Filipinos of Australia. That's how crazy they are, huh?

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Adam]

I don't know. I told you, dude. But Wednesday nights, man.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

What day can't you party?

[Blake]

And so when you're. When your girls DJing, where are you? Are you stage side or are you mingling? Are there friends you're there with or do you just have to stage dive?

[Adam]

The answer is Monday, Blake. Monday's the day that you rest.

[Kyle]

Monday you can party because you have to set it off, right? I think Tuesday is the day for no partying. Tuesday's a Non party day.

[Adam]

Okay. I would say Monday and Tuesday. That should be your. Your taking a break.

[Blake]

I would say Monday feels wrong. Tuesday feels naughty in a good.

[Kyle]

Isaac popping in with Taco Tuesday. That is true. That's a great. But that's why they created Blake.

[Blake]

Is there a reason you don't have that tattooed across your belly?

[Adam]

Maybe the only good thing he's ever put in the chat. The time he's really come. Come in swinging. Thank you, Isaac. Taco Tuesday because.

[Blake]

Because Adam, that was so automatic for him. That wasn't even a thought. That's just a knee jerk reaction from the Southern California sunburnt dad, Raj.

[Adam]

Dude, big red, the red wave.

[Kyle]

He's right, though. I think that's why they started Taco Tuesday is because Tuesdays are so bad and depressing that they had to ignite it with Taco Tuesdays.

[Adam]

Why are Tuesdays depressing, bud?

[Kyle]

Tuesdays. Tuesdays suck. Tuesdays are terrible.

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Kyle]

I hate Tuesday.

[Adam]

I don't know. Tuesdays, you're on. You're on your way.

[Kyle]

Nothing happens on Tuesday. There's no football. There's no. And you know I love my football.

[Blake]

There's no. There's no swim meets. There never has.

[Kyle]

Yeah, it's not hump day.

[Adam]

Yeah, you're right, man. Yeah, maybe Tuesday does that.

[Kyle]

Tuesday is. I think it is the worst day of the week.

[Blake]

But that's my point is that like, Tuesday is for leaders. Okay? Because if you go out, if you grab your guys and you go out on a Tuesday, you're setting the fucking table. You want to be the loud. Go to see loud tables. Tuesday night is the king night for loud tables because people are going out with intention. I was intoxicated.

[Adam]

Tuesday. Tuesday night is when you go out and any table in the restaurant is the loud table because they're one of the only tables in the restaurant. So anyone who's there talking is the loud table.

[Blake]

Also, if you were going out on a Tuesday in college, you were running into all the alcoholics. So it was just like an automatic. Like, hey, you're. You're out. I see you around. But like, Tuesday, here we are.

[Adam]

Fuck, dude. Chloe and I will run into. We used to go to the bar, one of the dive bars down the street from our house. And we used to go there often to where we knew a lot of the people. The bar flies that. And now we will see them out and about in the streets or even like walking with Beau and we. We'll see them, like walking a dog wearing Sweatpants cover covered in piss, like, weird stains on their shirt. And they're like, hey, look at you.

[Kyle]

You had the baby. You had the baby.

[Blake]

They try and touch the baby and.

[Adam]

You'Re like, jesus Christ. We, like, know this person. We, like, have. And by the way, hugged them. We've hugged this person, you know, their smell. Dozens of times. Dozens of times.

[Kyle]

So, like, very friendly in the bar.

[Adam]

In the bar. Very friendly, yes. But then you see them out in the real world and they're, like, disheveled looking. They're blackout, and it's a Tuesday.

[Blake]

I love. I for. Part of me thinks this is when Adam's out walking and he kind of catches his reflection and looks away thinking he saw somebody from the bar that he got over with. But really, you got. You got drunk with yourself looking.

[Adam]

You barely even get drunk anymore, dude.

[Kyle]

Come on, man.

[Blake]

I'm with you. But I just got back from vacation. But I. Are we tight? Are we tying? Are you done? Finished with your. Have we. What did he say? Milked your New Year's blazer?

[Kyle]

Yeah, yeah. No, it was that, like.

[Blake]

How was the. How was the DJ night?

[Kyle]

I assume that was the real Santa killed it. She ripped it up. Dude. It was dope.

[Adam]

Yeah. Did anybody's dicks come out or what kind of party was it?

[Kyle]

No, it wasn't. It wasn't that. It was. It was like. It was like elevated. Oh, it was kind of an elevated hip hop party. Say less.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Blake]

Elevated hip hop.

[Adam]

I'll say a little more. So say a little more.

[Blake]

Is this like backpack wrap? Is that what we're saying? A lot of electric relaxation from a Tribe Call quest.

[Kyle]

Yes, it is. It's a party called the Do Over. It's a party that's been going on in Los Angeles for a very long.

[Blake]

Jesus.

[Kyle]

It's like. I think it's like 20.

[Blake]

That's a Sunday party, isn't it?

[Kyle]

Usually, yeah, but this was the new over because it's New Year and they always do a party.

[Blake]

Did you come up with that? I didn't say. Guys, I stopped.

[Kyle]

Stop this. Stop the music. I got it. No, but it. It's cool. But yeah, they plays like older hip hop and stuff like that. It doesn't get. Dicks weren't out. They could be, but I didn't see them. And my dick stayed sheep.

[Adam]

Imagine if they played newer hip hop.

[Blake]

I'm doing it now. I'm doing it.

[Adam]

Literally. No one would be dancing.

[Kyle]

We were talking about that.

[Adam]

No one would be dancing because the hip Hop that I've heard lately. It's. It's not dancing music from like the new. The new kids. It's just like.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah. It's a little horror Corey. It's a little horror Corey.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah. Everyone's just like trying to like peel their fingernails off like in the video. It's like, what spooky.

[Kyle]

What artist are you speaking of right now? I'm kind of.

[Blake]

You don't even know Adam. You don't know? I don't know. But there is a sound. There is a sound. There's not many people to differentiate these days.

[Adam]

It's not a lot of dance, fun, hip hop. We've entered a realm of who was the one that passed away and he was like the guy. And then it's like emo rap.

[Kyle]

Like XXXTENTION was his name.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it was someone like that. And now. Now everything. Now everyone's a little zan, right? You know, they're sleep. They're. They're sleepy, right? Everyone's so sleepy.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Or they're peeling their fingernails off to feel something, you know, I'm like, okay.

[Blake]

I blame the Internet, okay? I blame it. I blame Instagram. Shit's getting watered down. People are trying to. Yeah. Who knows? I actually like it. I love it. I think it's all cool and good and I'm young too.

[Adam]

That's cool, dude. I just, I read. I like, was going to sleep last night. I'm looking at my phone when I should just be like, put it down. And this thing called dogging. Have you heard of dog?

[Kyle]

No, but come on, I'm already in.

[Adam]

What is it? So apparently it was a thing.

[Blake]

And where are you discovering this, please?

[Adam]

It was an article on Red too. Vice. It was like vice.com or something. But that's not where I found it. I. For whatever reason, it was just in my feed and I clicked on it, but it's called dogging. I guess it started in like the 90s in the UK and it would be like all the sexy golf pains in the uk. They go out into fields in the parking lots and they go up to the little hiking areas and they'd each other and they'd like have gang bangs and okie dokie.

[Blake]

This sounds like righteous gemstones. It does like club warehouse shit.

[Adam]

Yes, it does. It does seem like that.

[Kyle]

I'm gonna come.

[Adam]

This is now happening in la and you're just in Griffith park and all the fucking goth kids with their spiky Elmer Glue hair are fucking each other and just in the parks and shit.

[Kyle]

Wait, what? This is a public daytime or this.

[Adam]

Is like in the evening, you know.

[Blake]

This is a true shame.

[Kyle]

It's the COVID of night.

[Adam]

Sunsets early. It's the winter time, so sun. Sun setting early, you know? Right.

[Blake]

It's.

[Kyle]

It's under the COVID but.

[Adam]

But there's like 40 of them out there, just each other.

[Kyle]

And it's called doggy.

[Adam]

But by the way, I don't believe it, because I was having a hard time believing it because the photos that. That Vice magazine had, right? Everyone was a real cool looking, really real sexy and real cool looking in a way that I'm like, did they only catch the sexy hot ones? Because I know some goth people.

[Blake]

So this is a group of attractive goth people outside instead of just pairing up and your crib like a normal person.

[Adam]

Yep.

[Blake]

This is how you get a caterpillar in your vagina. You get an infection. This is the way.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You get mosquito bites on your dick.

[Adam]

And there's scorpions out there. This is Griffith Park. You know, there's. We're in the desert.

[Kyle]

Are there scorpions?

[Blake]

And by the way, I hope they're honoring the gay population that have been using Griffith park for generations for hand jobs and blowjobs. Really? I hope they're pouring one out. They're taking over.

[Adam]

Yeah. They're sort of taking that from the gays.

[Blake]

Don't love that.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

That's fucked up. And you just randomly discovered this, Adam, this wasn't something you seek. You didn't seek that out Dogging.

[Adam]

Well, we'd have to. I don't. I'm not logged into my Instagram.

[Blake]

Not everything needs a name. And I'll. I'll start with. This does not need a name.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that should just be called, like, public group sex. Right.

[Blake]

That's just an orgy in the park.

[Adam]

Can you guys open Todd's link? I can't open it, but, yes, I can.

[Blake]

Should we start making hot dogs called Todd's Links? No.

[Kyle]

It says this content may be inappropriate. And I have to.

[Blake]

I gotta log in.

[Adam]

You gotta log in. And then. And then. I don't know.

[Kyle]

Sorry, Todd. What? What is it? Is it pornographic?

[Blake]

I gotta log. All right.

[Adam]

It must be to. Because I. I was on Instagram. Instagram is. Is the Vice article now, when you.

[Blake]

Say Vice article, you're reading on Instagram?

[Kyle]

Yeah. What the hell?

[Blake]

Or it's like a vice. Like, 60 minutes type thing.

[Adam]

It was like, look at these. Look at these. Like, six slides. And it sort of broke it down. The article and then you'd have to pay to read the whole article. And I'm not going to do that.

[Kyle]

No.

[Adam]

But I am going to look at the slides and then tell my boys about it the next day. And what I what the reason I don't believe it is the people in the article or the people in the photos that supposedly they just caught mid. Mid like oh, don't look. Were way too sexy and cool looking.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And I'm like that's not what they would actually look like. If you get a bunch of goth people in a park, it.

[Kyle]

These are goth baddies though. These are goth baddies.

[Blake]

Goth baddies can do. They don't have to go to the park.

[Adam]

They, they don't need to be dogging. But the thing it started in the UK and you. Okay. They'd all be sexy but.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Adam]

Get down there munching.

[Kyle]

Wait.

[Blake]

Do you like when you do the accent people?

[Kyle]

Do British people still have up teeth or have they have they swung the other way on?

[Adam]

I think if you don't have money, you your teeth are up.

[Kyle]

Why are their teeth notoriously up? Why, why, why is it that way?

[Blake]

I don't think they gave a for a while.

[Adam]

Yeah, forever.

[Blake]

I think America really. If you watch like British reality shows now their teeth are and perfect. Oh yeah, they're back and they're huge and huge.

[Adam]

Huge. Huge.

[Kyle]

I feel like people care now. But it I. I don't know. Maybe we should go back to up teeth. That is sick. Dude.

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[Kyle]

Oh, I remember that. They were calling the qbs to get them to say pizza beat.

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[Kyle]

Oh my God.

[Blake]

Dude is I was saying coffee and cigarette stains on like a Meryl Streep. You're like, what happened?

[Adam]

Yeah, I'm where I'm worried about.

[Kyle]

I was telling you guys on the pod a while back, but I watched Charlie and the chocolate factory and the are so ugly in that.

[Blake]

Well, they're British.

[Kyle]

Everyone is is uglier than the next. It's just bad.

[Blake]

The people are the teeth.

[Kyle]

The people, the teeth. All of it. It's all bro, go watch that movie. Everybody is ugly as.

[Adam]

Yeah, not a lot of beautiful people in in that film.

[Kyle]

Very ugly.

[Blake]

I can only picture the new one.

[Kyle]

It might be the ugliest movie, ugliest cast.

[Adam]

You guys can only picture Wonka no, no, not which by the way, I didn't hate Wonka the way people did.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Blake]

Wait, kids were like, dad, turn this off. This is the worst movie I've ever seen.

[Adam]

I know. I remember you saying that.

[Kyle]

That.

[Adam]

I didn't.

[Kyle]

Wait, the one with Timothy Chalamet or the one with Johnny Depp?

[Adam]

I just think Timmy Chalamet's little cutie with the booty.

[Blake]

Really?

[Kyle]

You're talking about the newest one? The, the, the, the like the prequel?

[Blake]

I was talking about the, the Tim Burton when he said Wonka.

[Adam]

Wonka is the newest one.

[Blake]

You talked to him about that?

[Adam]

They're all probably durs. How's your New Year's?

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Blake]

I went to the neighbor's house, did a kid throw down, full dad mode. Woke up the next day at 5:30 and went to Mexico and drank for four days.

[Adam]

There was a hot dog in my ass.

[Kyle]

That's where you were. You were in Mexico?

[Blake]

Went to Mexico? Yeah.

[Kyle]

Oh hell yeah.

[Blake]

What?

[Adam]

Same. Hey. At the Esperanza Resort where I. I.

[Blake]

Was waiting for you to tell.

[Kyle]

What?

[Blake]

Yeah, I went back to that hotel.

[Kyle]

That place rocks.

[Blake]

It's amazing and it's incredible. Humongous.

[Adam]

It's way larger than I didn't even.

[Blake]

I was only there for 24 hours because I was in Mobile making a movie and darted in and darted out.

[Kyle]

It's huge.

[Blake]

I didn't know there were like seven other pools and like other like places to be and restaurants and blah blah, blah, blah. Anyway, it was great. We rode camels.

[Adam]

Dude, you rode camels? I didn't know. I didn't know that there. That the resort was that large either. I like. Chloe begrudgingly took a walk. I'm like, I want to walk around the property. And she's like, yeah, I want to.

[Kyle]

Go to the pool.

[Adam]

And I'm like, just walk with me. It was a nightmare. She was the whole time. She's like, are we done? Are we done walking? I'm like, just fucking walk.

[Kyle]

Walk for.

[Adam]

Yeah, let's walk for 20 minutes and then we'll be done walking.

[Blake]

But we.

[Adam]

There's like 10 pools and like every pool has like a swim up bar.

[Kyle]

Oh, that's awesome.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And all you're thinking of is the one right next to the. The like with the only pool.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that one's badass.

[Adam]

That one's.

[Kyle]

That's a very great pool.

[Blake]

Didn't even go there till the last day.

[Kyle]

Oh yeah.

[Blake]

Didn't even make my way over there.

[Kyle]

There.

[Adam]

Well, it's because they're the Children aren't allowed over there. Correct. And did you bring all three kids?

[Blake]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Kyle]

Just two?

[Blake]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Blake]

No. As a third, I bring them all because I got left home. You did what?

[Kyle]

Oh, this is great. There's lore. What?

[Adam]

Yeah, this is.

[Kyle]

They used to go to vacations without you.

[Blake]

That and I stayed home and I was like, that's it. I'm dog.

[Adam]

See you in the park. I'm dogging.

[Blake]

When it would be like, hey, older brother, teach me inappropriate stuff. Or like too expensive. Like, if my parents were like, we're going. I think my family went skiing like three times without me. What the hell?

[Kyle]

Because it was too expensive to bring.

[Blake]

You then I was too young. I think I was like, yeah, that is still 13. 13, 6 or 7.

[Kyle]

Wait, what did you.

[Blake]

I was like, what about for my high school graduation?

[Kyle]

Wait, who watched you?

[Blake]

I would go to my grandma's house.

[Adam]

The squirrels.

[Blake]

I would stay at my grandma's house.

[Kyle]

Oh, my God. Well, was that fun at least?

[Adam]

Sure, yeah, yeah, it's fine.

[Blake]

Never learned how to ski till I was a adult. Oh, my God. Now none of them.

[Adam]

Well, no, I kind of get that. I kind of get that.

[Blake]

I do not.

[Kyle]

That is wrong, dude.

[Blake]

I mean, look, I'm having a 4 year old now and a. The 12 and 8 year old. The 12 and the 8 year old can do all sorts of shit that the 4 year old can't we. So I said we rode camels. We went to this place where you could do like ATVs and all this stuff, but like a four year old can't do that. They're like not allowed to. So we were like, all right, it. Let's ride these camels. Which was still kind of hilarious. Yeah. I'm like, all right, yeah, now I've ridden a camel. Check.

[Adam]

Yeah, but camels in Mexico is funny.

[Blake]

What's up and down the beach with just psychos on ATV zipping back and forth. That's all you could do on the ATVs was go back and forth.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So you just. This goal is to go as fast as you possibly can.

[Kyle]

Yeah, you should have raced them on your camel. You know, camels are pretty.

[Adam]

Well, that's very fun. I mean, what a blast. What a blast that that is.

[Blake]

Went into Cancun or Cancun. Went into Cabo. Fuck it, cop. Went into Cabo and went to some restaurant and like, like sent a picture to my brother, who was a notorious global partier. And he was like, you should go next door to so. And so. And like, started dropping all the names. I'm like, dude, how do you know he went to spring break? I think for 12 years. Like, wow. Starting sophomore year in college. And he just kept going.

[Kyle]

That's legendary. Yeah, that's smart.

[Adam]

That is awesome.

[Kyle]

Why not ride it?

[Adam]

Whatever. Which, by the way, happens kind of a lot whenever I meet someone that is like, I'm actually friends with Eric Holm, their party animal, their dog. They're wild boys.

[Blake]

Yeah. He did it.

[Kyle]

I never got to go on spring break. I never went on a spring break.

[Adam]

Me neither.

[Blake]

Me neither. We were in the pool.

[Kyle]

We're so lame. We never had a spring break. Let's. Maybe we should have a late one.

[Blake]

No, we did go on spring break. We went down to Florida for before Workaholics.

[Adam]

Yeah. We were like 25 years old.

[Kyle]

But that was crazy.

[Blake]

Was it not?

[Adam]

Tallahassee, Pensacola.

[Blake]

Pensacola.

[Kyle]

That was. That seemed almost like a nightmare scenario. Like, I'm almost kind of glad I didn't do spring break after seeing that one.

[Blake]

I think that was a bleaker area.

[Adam]

It was gnarly.

[Blake]

There's certain, like, tears. Right? Like. And you know when people are bawling out when they're like, we left the country for spring break. And you're like, oh, got it. Cool. Yeah. People like, we all drove down to somewhere. You know, it's like a true trow down.

[Adam]

Well, I remember we went down to. During spring break. We were in at occ.

[Blake]

You got this.

[Adam]

And then we drove down to. When we were like 18. Drove down to where's. What is. The town is just south of Tiana in Mexico.

[Blake]

Whatever. What is it called?

[Kyle]

Ros.

[Adam]

All the Rosarito. Yeah. Rosarito. Yeah.

[Blake]

Isaac on fire. Isaac.

[Adam]

We went to Rosa. We went to Rosarito and went to Papas and Beer and it was chaos. I got handcuffed that night. Sure. And then the. I think I was just so drunk. The cops were just like. I thought I was gonna have to pay him off, but I had no money.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So they were like. And they just let me go, dude.

[Kyle]

They're like, you don't. You really don't have any money. They're like, no, no.

[Adam]

Whatever. Cut him loose.

[Kyle]

That's dangerous, brother.

[Adam]

That's kind of.

[Blake]

I mean, dude. It was like. And. And every waiter is like, do you want water or just tequila? And you're like, I do want water. And then they're like, what about the little one? Tequila for you, young man. And He's. He's. My 8 year old's like, what? Burn no, Everywhere we went.

[Adam]

Do you have one son that you're like, like, oh, he's gonna be my wild man that you're already pegging? Like, of course.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, I peg him. And that's why he's gonna be the wild.

[Adam]

What the hell? All right. Very much not bossellini.

[Blake]

Yeah, that's kind of two and three.

[Adam]

Two and three, they're trouble. Yeah.

[Blake]

Interesting.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

It's mostly because two is wild and made. And he made three. Wild.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Blake]

Like, three is like, oh, this is how we operate. And I'm like, no, no, no, no.

[Adam]

I will say number. Number two. Anders was very nice to my son. Number one to my. Number one.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Number two.

[Adam]

When we went to your house for Easter, he was very.

[Blake]

He's really good with little kids. He's really good little kids.

[Adam]

It was really.

[Blake]

My oldest is two, like, cerebral.

[Kyle]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

You know, legendary.

[Blake]

He's the Dahmer.

[Adam]

Yeah, he's already running.

[Blake]

How does this kid work? And then he opens him up.

[Kyle]

Yeah, bro.

[Adam]

What temperature does his skin start to melt off his body?

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Kyle]

Number one.

[Adam]

Okay, Anders. Number one.

[Blake]

I'm here. Number one.

[Adam]

Number one.

[Kyle]

Oh, man.

[Adam]

I went to Vegas for New Year's.

[Blake]

Oh, that's right.

[Kyle]

That's right. How was it, bro?

[Adam]

It was an absolute throw down in.

[Blake]

A way that I meet the man.

[Adam]

In a long time.

[Blake]

Did you meet the man, Bruno Mars?

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, very briefly. It was it.

[Blake]

You met him?

[Adam]

Yeah, it was like I was introduced. He acted like he knew me. Oh, he seems the only reason I think he was talking to me is because I was talking with Jelly Roll.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Adam]

And then he came.

[Kyle]

Wow, Star studded.

[Adam]

He came to talk with Jelly Roll, and then Jelly Roll is everywhere. Well, he had. He had a show that night, and then he came to the club where Bruno was performing. And then I was in the same little like booth area as a bungalow so that it was sick. But though we flew in that morning, so, you know, we're up at like 6:30 in the morning to catch our flight. Flew in, dropped our bags off, went straight to the football game, the Las Vegas Bowl, Nebraska versus Utah. Nebraska got smoked.

[Blake]

I saw that. And then I remembered you were in Vegas and I felt bad. Worked.

[Kyle]

But your quarterback's hurt, right?

[Adam]

Yeah, he's hurt. We had a few other people that are injured, you know, yada yada.

[Blake]

Blake did get. That's so nice of you.

[Adam]

Blake worked and then. But we had sick. We had still fun. So we were like right there. So it was super fun. And then the coach. Coach rule, he put us up in his personal box. So we're, like, partying with his, like, wife and, like, her friends and, like, other coaches, kids and stuff. And so we're up there, we're doing shots, we're having a good time. We're drinking beers, dogging it. Dogging it. And then we go back, we start dogging it. And then we dogged it. Then the team started dogging it. We lost. And then we made it back to the. The hotel.

[Blake]

How's that stadium? Sick.

[Adam]

Very sick. Vegas.

[Blake]

Brand new.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, that stadium, it's very sick. Very dark. Dude, the Raiders for sure play there. It was the exact opposite of Sofi, where everything. Where so far is like an alien spaceship has landed. And it's. And it's airy and big and white and beautiful. And everything's light and everything's huge. This is, like, dark, and everything is black and blacked out, and it feels very compact.

[Blake]

So to you, white is beautiful and dark. Black is. Is. I don't know. Where are you going with it? Okay.

[Adam]

Yeah. I'm just saying.

[Blake]

Got it.

[Adam]

I didn't say it wasn't beautiful. I'm saying it was darker. But. So it was sick. It was very. It was cool. And then we. We make it back to the casino and by the grace of God, and. And we have the. The girls all meet up with us. We get ready. We get all dapped up, you know, Vegas style.

[Kyle]

Oh, I gotta see some fit pics.

[Adam]

And then. Dude didn't take a single photo.

[Kyle]

What?

[Adam]

None of us did. We were too drunk.

[Blake]

Love it. Love it.

[Adam]

We were too drunk.

[Kyle]

Hell yeah.

[Adam]

Ryan, our boy, hooks us up with partying in. It was a weird. It was a weird Vegas experience because we were so, like, out of the fold, that. Out of the fold? Yes.

[Kyle]

What do you. What do you mean by that?

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Or into. In the full. I don't know what. What the term would be. So we weren't with. We weren't with people. We were in a booth and on the field.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Adam]

And then when we were in Vegas, we. He let us party in the. The MGM Grand.

[Blake]

So you were not amongst the people, I think, is what you're saying. You were, like, behind. You were doing. You were walking behind tunnels and through and. Yeah, so we were.

[Adam]

We partied in the great, great. The MGM Grand. Mansions.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So the mansion.

[Blake]

Huge rooms in the mgm.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

I don't even know about that.

[Adam]

So they made. I think he said there's 20 rooms, something. I think this Is right. I think there's like 20 or 30 rooms each room. 20,000 square feet.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Holy Toledo.

[Adam]

And. And there's this huge atrium with like this 100 foot Christmas tree. It's stunningly beautiful.

[Blake]

Right?

[Adam]

Like, you know, like, you know, we, I. We all, all got cocktails. The cocktails are like $50 a piece. They're the most delicious espresso martini you've ever had. But it was like 45. And we're like, you're paying for this.

[Blake]

Or it's.

[Adam]

I didn't pay for this. I did not pay for this. Zach. Zach paid for this and was shook. And I'm like, I'm so sorry, dude.

[Blake]

I do love the idea of Zach being like you kind of hooked up everything. Let me, let me get this. And it's just four drinks or six drinks or whatever.

[Adam]

I paid for dinner and dinner was very expensive.

[Kyle]

But where do we. Where'd you eat? Where'd you eat?

[Adam]

And then our. Our boy hooked us up. We had, we had no. This is to the story. And then we go back a. A back path where our cars are waiting. They take us to Carbo Riviera. Riviera, where we went. And at the Bellagio, fountains be fountaining and delightful. Just an absolute banger of a meal.

[Blake]

You know, you lean over, you go. That's a pretty big squirt. Just saying.

[Kyle]

That's the loud table, baby.

[Blake]

Oh, I guess we're the loud table.

[Adam]

We. We were not the loud table. We were way outdone in Vegas. Like, there are some people being very loud.

[Blake]

Yeah. They have to that when they get. By the way, loud table people. When they get to Vegas, it's like the World Series, their Olympics.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

The wheel.

[Blake]

Here we go.

[Adam]

Here we go.

[Blake]

And it is reasonable regional. It's like, what is a New York loud table versus like a Scottsdale loud table?

[Adam]

There was all that going on. There was. There was a. I mean, there's like. It's international loud tables, right?

[Blake]

Of course, Adam. Thank you. It's. This is international.

[Adam]

There was a ins. There was a Instagram. There was like a influencer loud table where they're just filming each other the whole time. They're wearing like all Versace everything. You know, they have like a little dog with them. It was insane. I said those, those guys that we met that are the CEO of mgm.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And. And then the other guy, who I thought was the head of food and beverage, who we met, the real tall, like jock looking guy with the strong jaw.

[Kyle]

Not. Do you remember not Thunder down from.

[Adam]

F1, not thunder down under. I know. Those are the only guys you remember.

[Blake]

Blake only remembers them.

[Adam]

I text Ryan, who was our Vegas hookup. He was our ex agent. Now he's the president of MGM Entertainment job. And he's a true bossellini. And he hooked everything up. So I text him. I'm like, I'm. I see the CEO and the head of food and beverage. What are their names? And he says their names. And the head of food and beverage walks past me. Me. And I. He. He told me it was Patrick.

[Blake]

So I'm like, patrick, Patrick, Patrick. Because. And he really leaned in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

Because I'm doubling down, you know? And he's walking past me, and I, like, lean back and I hit him. And he turns around and he goes, oh, hey, yeah, you're Ryan's guy, right? And I'm like, yeah. And he goes, yeah, I'm not Patrick.

[Blake]

And I'm like, okay, that's fine.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Blake]

I was in.

[Adam]

He. He played it. He was like, oh, no, it's fine. It's fine. But then he's like, where are you guys going after this? I'm like, I think we want to go see Bruno Mars. And he's like, I got you. And he hooked us up and gave us this back. That. That sick booth that we got on that second night that overlooks the stage.

[Blake]

Perfect.

[Kyle]

And it was perfect.

[Adam]

And it was. But it was a different Vegas experience because we didn't get to. You're not just, like, at a roulette table or, like, you're not just at a blackjack table meeting new friends, meeting people, you know? Know. Yeah, but. But it was. It was super fun.

[Kyle]

That sounds dope.

[Blake]

That. That's the way I would want to do it too. Just like, back doors. Like.

[Adam]

Oh, it's. It was very cool, but it. It was. It was a weird, weird way to do Vegas. Unlike anything I've. I've ever done, you know?

[Blake]

Yeah. You like to high five strangers walk through the floor?

[Adam]

Honestly, A little bit. A little bit. I do. And.

[Blake]

And establish what I might call a loud table.

[Kyle]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Adam]

Kind of get my crew, walk through Vegas, through some lobbies, stumbling around.

[Blake]

And.

[Adam]

Find the fellow stumblers and be like, I assemble my loud table where the drunks unite.

[Blake]

Right. There's two places I see Adam strut, and I think it's the floor in Vegas and airports. Shades on. Adam likes a strut.

[Kyle]

He likes to kind of walk.

[Blake]

Walk a little bigger, catch some eyes.

[Kyle]

He walks with authority through an airport terminal.

[Blake]

Let him know.

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[Adam]

Well, see, here's the thing with me in an airport. You guys, you guys piddle, piddle about. You're piddling. You're around. I'm like what are we doing here? We're just enjoying our time walking through this terminal. Let's get there, boys.

[Kyle]

Right.

[Blake]

And it would help me tremendously if you explain more about us piddling.

[Kyle]

Yeah, dude.

[Adam]

You guys are like, fucking.

[Kyle]

What are we doing?

[Adam]

You're looking at the lights. You're shuffling your little feet around. You guys are like, chumming.

[Kyle]

Yeah, but the plane is gonna take off.

[Adam]

That's the same drive. That's right. And guess. Guess who's gonna be there. Who's gonna be first sitting down while you guys are off piddling?

[Kyle]

That is right. I forgot. You like to show up to the airport late, basically.

[Adam]

I like to be late.

[Blake]

Yeah, Same.

[Kyle]

I like to be very early.

[Blake]

To hate that.

[Kyle]

Oh, I'm. I'm in biggest.

[Blake]

If I have to go about. If I'm early, I go to Hudson News. I'm dropping at least $100 on just bullshit magazines.

[Adam]

Rob Report magazine.

[Blake]

Rob Report magazine. I'm getting a dog. Fancy.

[Kyle]

I like to go and look at, like, the art installations at an airport. I think that's all very fun. That stuff is great.

[Blake]

Dude. The art installations at LAX are absolutely suspended. Garbage.

[Kyle]

There's garbage.

[Blake]

Literal. They're literal. They have a Jumbotron made of garbage.

[Adam]

Garbage.

[Blake]

At lax, they do that. Tom Bradley lit on fire.

[Adam]

It's crazy that that's what. When the world. It's an inner. Tom Bradley's the. Our international terminal. Right. And they have the Jumbotron made of literal garbage. And they call that art. And so people come here from all over the world, which is a stunning airport. The Singapore airport is unlike anything.

[Blake]

So is it white?

[Adam]

Ever seen? It's beautiful. It's so big. Beautiful and white. And then they come to LAX and they see our garbage jumbotron and they're like, welcome.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And I'm sure there's a good story behind it where the artist is like, this represents whatever, but it doesn't. Doesn't look good.

[Kyle]

You know what airport?

[Blake]

Freaking hang the shark from Jaws. What the.

[Kyle]

Are we doing?

[Adam]

My dream. Exactly.

[Kyle]

Absolutely.

[Adam]

My dream should be going to an airport is I show up one second before they like. I like when the. When the woman tells me, who. Who You. We just got you in. If you were one second later, you wouldn't have been able to get it. You're lucky you're not checking a bag. Guess what? I never check a bag.

[Blake]

A bag, ever.

[Adam]

I never want to check a bag.

[Blake]

I. And you turn around to her and.

[Kyle]

You go, you're lucky. Gives me anxiety.

[Adam]

Look. And then. And then I. I like to go through tsa and then they're like, you barely got through we barely got you through. And then I like to be. They're closing the. The door, and I'm. And then since I walk with such authority, I go, halt. And there. And it's with so much authority, I said, halt. And they go, what? And they don't quite close the door, and I go, I'm the one you've been waiting for. And then they open the door, and I walk in, and as I'm loading my bag up into the stall above my seat, the woman says, you're lucky we didn't take off without you. And then I strap in, and then we take off. That's my dream scenario, and I've achieved it. It often.

[Kyle]

That gives me great anxiety, knowing that is what is where you like to function at is.

[Blake]

And by the way, Adam, what's great about what Blake is saying is I think he misses the most flights out of the three of us.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Kyle]

Oh, I've only missed one flight in my life, and that was out of Burbank, and it was because I didn't realize that they, like, shut the door, like, 30 minutes before the flight takes off or something.

[Adam]

Yep.

[Kyle]

And I was there. I was there very early. 15 minutes. Yeah. I was just watching football, as I do.

[Adam]

See?

[Blake]

Cool.

[Adam]

If you would have told me you were just watching football or just got drunk at the bar and you missed five flights, I would believe that. I truly.

[Kyle]

No, I was just.

[Adam]

Because I've only ever missed one flight too, and that was because I was so blackout drunk the night before. And we were. We were. I had a show, and it was in Miami, and then at the Miami airport, we, like, all missed our flight because we were just too drunk to make it to the airport.

[Blake]

Right. But that's kind of like a cool story.

[Kyle]

That's awesome.

[Blake]

We're like, hey, remember that time? And then we all missed our flight.

[Kyle]

Yeah. No, mine was.

[Blake]

We almost.

[Kyle]

I just didn't walk over to the gate. I just.

[Blake]

I thought I could go, oh, you were sitting there. I thought you were watching basketball at home, dude.

[Adam]

That's.

[Kyle]

No, I was watching football in the restaurant, and then I walked over, and they're like, the gates closed. I'm like, that's my plane right there. And they said, you can't get on it.

[Blake]

Because I think I've only missed flights because of, like, connection. I've missed connections where you're like. And then you got to, like, high tail it.

[Kyle]

That sucks.

[Blake]

They're like, it's closed.

[Adam]

Well, that's. That's usually not your fault. Yeah, that's because, you know, you're delayed or whatever.

[Blake]

I think I missed a flight before. Isaac, have I missed a flight?

[Kyle]

I'll tell you what. The Vancouver airport. I would. Because I missed a connection flight. I was at the Vancouver airport for, like, awesome eight hours. That place freaking rocks, dude.

[Blake]

Yeah, it's beautiful.

[Kyle]

That's a great one. They've got a little, like, area that is like just a tree. And it's outside. It's beautiful.

[Blake]

And when you walk through it gives you, like, the history of Vancouver as you walk. And you can look around and kind of look at the lights.

[Kyle]

Pitter about.

[Adam]

Yeah, I like. It's piddling. And I feel like you were. You guys were like, like, really taken aback when I said you piddle. And then Blake has proven that he is a piddler.

[Kyle]

I piddle the hell out of you.

[Blake]

I do not.

[Adam]

You dur. You also piddle.

[Blake]

My.

[Kyle]

No, Dur doesn't piddle. He goes and crushes food. He like, goes. He gets like a.

[Adam]

But he doesn't be line there. He doesn't beine.

[Kyle]

He beines to.

[Blake]

I don't beine. He be.

[Kyle]

He.

[Adam]

He piddles.

[Blake]

I never be lying.

[Adam]

I be. I'm a beeline guy in an airplane airport.

[Blake]

The Cabo airport. As soon as you walk out that bar there.

[Adam]

Oh, the best.

[Kyle]

Okay, now I'm listening.

[Blake]

That sitting there and getting a couple beers set up for your guys who are about to land. Oh, man. And be. And being ready to be the loud table in an authentic way.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Blake]

Might be the greatest feeling of all time. Buying the round for your guys. Guys. Just so that when they land and they get off the plane, they walk out there and you guys get it going.

[Kyle]

That's like some norland as well.

[Adam]

Hey, did you. Did you rent the car from the resort? Did you have the Esperanta car pick you up in the suv?

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And did they give you the little coronitas? What?

[Blake]

What do you mean? What's a coron or the coron?

[Kyle]

The little.

[Blake]

I did not. I did not drink. As soon as I got in the car, we.

[Kyle]

That's how you turn in your man card, bro.

[Blake]

Don't worry. So, by the way, wait, just to circle back to what we got for Christmas, I didn't mention that I got a whoop from my wife, right? So she can see where I am. Attract me.

[Kyle]

Such a whoop.

[Blake]

It's like. It shocks you. It shocks you when you, like, disagree with your wife. A whoop is like a tracker.

[Adam]

It's basically like some Woman for more than three seconds. Or.

[Blake]

Guys, I found out. Oh, yeah. If your dog, Logan, hello. Wear it when you sleep, and it, like, tracks your sleep and it tells you all sorts of. About your body. My whole week. My whole week was like, 25 recovery because it was like, how many drinks did you have yesterday? I'm on vacation.

[Kyle]

This thing just judges you the whole time. I don't like this.

[Blake]

So I think now that I'm back, I'm gonna be in good graces. But, dude, it was like. Like, you're dying.

[Kyle]

That's.

[Blake]

But no getting. You know what they had at this. At this hotel was the new Lincoln. Was it Navigator or whatever. This thing is fucking sick.

[Kyle]

You're in.

[Adam]

Yeah. Lincoln.

[Blake]

Lincoln's the new dashboard situation is that the big screen is across and it's right under the windshield, and then there's like a flat table of like a. Of like. What are we calling this? The dashboard. No, but, like, I don't even know how to describe it. It's different than any car I've ever seen before, and it looks kind of sick. Okay, Todd sent a link.

[Kyle]

Let me see this thing.

[Blake]

And if Navigator, if you have a.

[Adam]

Brandy Lincoln.

[Kyle]

That'S awesome.

[Adam]

It's like a tabletop in front of you.

[Kyle]

Yeah, this is.

[Adam]

Yeah, that is bolini.

[Kyle]

This got to be expensive. Holy mo.

[Adam]

It starts at 91,000.

[Blake]

That's a big car.

[Kyle]

That's a big boy.

[Blake]

That's a big car.

[Kyle]

Damn.

[Blake]

I don't. I don't want a car that big in la, but if I lived in Orange county or somewhere where it's a little.

[Adam]

Maybe I get. Maybe I get one. Maybe I get one.

[Blake]

Not where you live. I kind of meant like, like.

[Adam]

Well, now I have. I have garages now.

[Kyle]

That a boy. I've up.

[Adam]

I've upgraded my garage situation.

[Blake]

Dude, I am so excited for you to do. To get a bigger car and build a gym at home.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Blake]

I know you like being the loud guy working out at the. At the gym.

[Kyle]

He for sure does.

[Adam]

Dude, I was the loud guy the other day. I was like, kind of. I. I had my headphones in blasting. Yeah, I. I was really pushing myself.

[Kyle]

And.

[Adam]

This trainer that I know, this. This female trainer, I'm like.

[Blake]

On the.

[Adam]

Last two reps, and I didn't even realize I did it. And she goes. And I'm like, what's that? I take my headphones out and she's like, wow. Really going for it, huh? And I'm like, oh, I'm screaming, aren't I? I Know I'm screaming.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Because people have called me out on it before where you're like, you're so loud when you work out. And I'm like, I can't. I can't help it.

[Kyle]

So not the loud table, but you are loud at the gym.

[Adam]

I am loud at the gym.

[Kyle]

Wild.

[Adam]

You're. You're exerting some demons.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You're exercising your demons.

[Blake]

Interesting.

[Adam]

Which I have been.

[Blake]

Well, that's exciting. Your garage situation is changing. So maybe you don't. You don't have a gym at home.

[Kyle]

But.

[Adam]

But maybe I get a big ass car. The. The issue is, is Chloe cannot handle a big car. And this is the. The suv. She also likes to take a bunch of with her all the time. She always has a bunch of stuff on her. So she needs the bigger car. But she can't handle this Lincoln Navigator.

[Blake]

I mean, you know, you say you go, you can't drive it.

[Kyle]

This is daddy's car. Daddy's car.

[Blake]

This one's mine. Where are the keys to it? You'll never know.

[Kyle]

Oops. Daddy's car.

[Blake]

Yeah, but like, stuff. Is she putting in a car? Like, she probably doesn't need anything besides like a mid sized suv.

[Adam]

No, no, that's right. And that's what we. We have. It's in the shop. It's been in the shop for three months because the thing. The accident. Yeah. My. My assistant got rear ended just. Just at a red light in our car. Yeah. And it's been out of commission for three months and we still have a. Have a rental. So. Cool.

[Kyle]

Sorry.

[Adam]

Any apologies? Any epic slams?

[Blake]

No. Happy New Year.

[Kyle]

Happy New Year, guys.

[Adam]

It feels good. Look, 26. We've been. By the way, we've been friends and we've been doing comedy, if that's what you call this, for so long.

[Blake]

Adam, when you say it that way, reminds me of why we're friends.

[Adam]

For so long.

[Kyle]

We really have.

[Adam]

When. When I enter a new year, I kind of clock back and look at all the relationships in my life. And just to see us for doing. Doing it for this long.

[Kyle]

Crazy.

[Adam]

I'm proud of us.

[Blake]

And when you say you clock back and you think of all the relationships, is this you literally going through your phone and sending Happy New Year's texts through your kind of like Rolodex of people who, you know.

[Adam]

No, I don't. I've. I've done that in the past, but I did not do that this year.

[Blake]

And by the way, it's okay. I think that's okay.

[Adam]

It's okay.

[Blake]

I kind of don't like them from people I haven't seen from for a while.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Really?

[Blake]

Yeah. I go, not now. Text me on a Tuesday in the middle of like just out of nowhere going up. Don't text me when you're going through your roll a day decks. Sorry, not a fan. That's all.

[Kyle]

Okay.

[Blake]

Doesn't feel personal.

[Kyle]

Don't tap in. Don't tap in.

[Blake]

And Adam is this. Are you glad we're friends?

[Adam]

I am, I am.

[Blake]

When I say things like this, are you glad we're friends all this time?

[Kyle]

So don't tap in.

[Adam]

You know, a lot of people could have bailed on us, you know.

[Blake]

Sure we could.

[Adam]

One of us could have be. Could be like a Kyle who just upright decides not to do the podcast and doesn't talk to us about it and say, hey, I think I'm going to dip from the podcast for a while. You know, he doesn't even have that conversation. Just stops showing up.

[Blake]

Right. We just get cryptic messages through channels.

[Adam]

Yeah. You just hear through your manager that. That he's not gonna do it for a while.

[Kyle]

And a while is forever.

[Adam]

But I'm glad the, you know, the three of us are standing strong.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Which ninja turtle is Kyle?

[Adam]

You know, he's Donatello. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scrape. And by the way, he's. That's everyone's least favorite turtle.

[Blake]

You know what? This isn't a take back, but I did. I did come across a YouTube clip the other day or something that was like calling me out for talking about the, like, mental health days, and they're like, dude, get it. Guess what? All I'm doing is asking questions about what you're doing on your mental health days. What's protocol call how how are you Is just not going to work.

[Kyle]

So this is medicine. This isn't a.

[Blake]

So I'm not taking it back.

[Kyle]

You're doubling back.

[Blake]

I'm thinking of things that I think people want me to take back. And this is a double down.

[Adam]

Yeah, this is a double down. Which, by the way, we have to start to say double downs.

[Blake]

You're right, my boy. These are double downs.

[Adam]

It's not something that I want to take back, but it's something that I want to want Blake to take back.

[Kyle]

What's that?

[Adam]

When you say Tuesdays is the worst day.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

When that song, it's going up on a two day.

[Kyle]

I mean, that is a. That is a great point.

[Adam]

Who is that? Swae Lee? Who is that?

[Kyle]

I love Makonin.

[Blake]

Yeah. Come on. Okay, Adam's. Adam's being sarcastic.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And I take that back. I take that back.

[Kyle]

I am impressed that you pulled Sway Lee. That's pretty. That's pretty impressive.

[Adam]

I used to work out with him and Blake.

[Blake]

What is a Sway Lee song?

[Adam]

Any. And, well, that would be.

[Kyle]

He's in race. Rummond. So, you know, quite. Quite a few.

[Blake]

Oh, fan.

[Kyle]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I think that might be the last new hip hop group that I've enjoyed.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, they rock. They were the guys that. They were on Ellen the same day I was on Ellen. And so I'm like. The whole place reeked of weed. And it was my first time doing Ellen, so I'm like, okay, Ellen, get you some girl. This lady party, you know, she was.

[Blake]

Busy somewhere yelling at somebody.

[Adam]

And then afterwards. Afterwards, someone had said that the guy from Workaholics was on Ellen. And so they come out of the green room and they sprint past me. They sprint. They're like the Workaholics guys. No. And they run down the hall and they run right past me. And then they turn around and I'm standing in the hall, like, waiting to be like, hey, what's up, up? Then they yelled back at their publicist, whoever told them, and they're like, where'd he go? The Workaholics guys. And I'm like, I'm right here, man. And then they looked at me and then it was like, three, two, one. Oh, right. Okay.

[Blake]

And this is what it's like being Blake's friend.

[Adam]

Yeah, this is. Cuz they just thought of Blake and his hair and then were dumbfounded that it was a guy without that hair.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

Standing before them. Them.

[Kyle]

Sorry about it. Hey.

[Adam]

Sorry about it. So. It's okay. It's okay. Really nice kids. And then they worked out at my gym for a while, so I. I became friendly with Sway Le, but. So it's going up on a D. Yeah, they said it. And they're cool young people.

[Blake]

They didn't say it. Once again, they didn't say it.

[Adam]

No, no, no. I'm not talking about rage.

[Blake]

I love moan. Yeah.

[Adam]

I love Makon.

[Blake]

And isn't Makonin like what your baby shits from for the first couple weeks?

[Adam]

Yeah, it's something like that.

[Kyle]

Yeah, that's. That's the meaning. And Drake's on the track as well.

[Adam]

Okay. So it goes up for them on a Tuesday.

[Kyle]

Yeah, I will take it back Tuesday. I take it back because I forgot that evidence. And you're right. Tuesdays can definitely Go up.

[Adam]

Go up.

[Kyle]

All right.

[Blake]

And that that another episode of this.

[Kyle]

Is important.

[Adam]

And it's called Meconium is the newborn's first poop.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Black dookie.

[Blake]

We saved ours.

[Adam]

Dude, is this ray shimmer? Oh, I can't tell the difference. Dude, this song rips, dude.

[Kyle]

It's very good.

[Adam]

Yes, very good.

[Blake]

Now would you guys call him a one hit wanderer?

[Kyle]

No way.

[Adam]

I wouldn't.

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