Ep 281: You Didn’t Know Netflix DID IT Like This

Summary

This Is Important – Ep 281: "You Didn’t Know Netflix DID IT Like This"

Release Date: January 27, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck
Podcast Theme: The boys' comedic and irreverent “meeting” to discuss the most “critically, crucially important” nonsense imaginable, now debuting on Netflix.

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Episode Overview

This episode marks the crew’s first show since their podcast, This Is Important, moved to Netflix. Adam, Anders (Ders), Blake, and Kyle channel their signature raunch, camaraderie, and tangential humor into wide-ranging conversations about their new (potential) Netflix audience, male beauty standards, skincare routines, sitcom stars’ hotness rankings, doctor visits, and more—peppered with rants about technology, self-care, and classic ‘90s pop culture. For fans new and old, it's big league antics, proudly unchanged by the platform upgrade.

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Major Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Welcome to Netflix: New Era, Same Vibes

• [04:06] The gang celebrates being featured on Netflix, joking about reaching “housewives at home” and prospective “aunt viewership.”
• [06:12] They riff about expanding their reach, but promise: “the pod is still the pod.”
  • “I think a lot of people are gonna click on you, like, ‘is this important? Is this a news program?’” —Blake [06:14]

2. Classic Overshares & ‘Catching Up’ for New Listeners

• [06:27] The boys recap classic stories for new listeners: tales featuring public masturbation at a young age, physicals, and the unique rituals with Blake and Adam's doctors.
  • “To catch them up to speed for the new listeners and viewers, Blake one time masturbated on an airplane.” —Adam [06:48]
• [10:46] Adam explains that his doctor inexplicably checks his butthole every annual visit, leading to a horrifyingly detailed discussion.
  • “He just spreads my ass cheeks and goes, ‘all good here.’” —Adam [10:56]

3. Skincare: Culture, Masculinity, and Asian Influence

• [09:34] Jokes and earnest talk about facials and skincare, centering on their (and their partners’, especially Adam's Asian wife’s) experiences.
  • “Korean skincare is probably the most upheld skincare in the market.” —Adam [09:55]

4. Life Upgrades: Tech, Cameras, and the Reality of Aging

• [08:20] The crew laments that Netflix’s HD cameras now make them look “way uglier,” musing about their changing appearance ("support group" threads with their partners).
  • “I was so off put by how I looked. I thought about going and getting a facial…” —Adam [08:55]

5. Platform Impact: Will Netflix Means More Eyes?

• [15:06] The group contemplates how being on Netflix means their relatives, particularly their aunts, might find and judge their content.
  • “The algorithm is going to feed it right to your aunts.” —Blake [15:15]

6. Self-Promotion & Game Show Plugs

• [16:13] Blake plugs his Netflix appearance on Is It Cake? Season 2, Episode 1 (…and Episode 7, but then is corrected; ongoing bit).
• [16:56] Audience engagement idea: “Is It Blake?”—fans screenshotting shows and DMing Blake to see if it’s him.

7. “Hotness” Rankings: Sitcom Sevens and Male Beauty Standards

• [42:12 & throughout] An oddly committed debate about how attractive the hosts are (on a 1–10 scale), then which Hollywood actors are “sevens”—meaning, reasonably attractive but not supermodels.
  • “I feel like sitcom actors are usually sevens.” —Adam [46:40]
  • “I think Matt LeBlanc was a seven.” —Anders [47:07]
  • On Brad Pitt: “Are we saying Brad Pitt is a ten?” —Ders [44:57]
• [49:01 & on] Steve from Full House, Friends’ men, David Schwimmer, and other classic sitcom “sevens.”

8. Wearables, Apple Watches, and the Tech Debate

• [20:00] The “Whoop” band for sleep and recovery triggers a skeptical discussion about health optimization gadgets.
  • [30:55] Blake and Adam slam the look of Apple Watches:
    • “I think it looks like... I think they’re stupid.” —Adam [30:57]
    • “Apple watches, dude, aren’t cool looking.” —Blake [31:12]
  • [32:07] Debate over analog vs. digital faces, having multiple watches.

9. Set Decor & The Curse of the Neon Podcast Sign

• [35:05] Neon lights as lazy set design: are they a “signifier of just laziness” or what everyone does? Should they get fake plants instead?

10. Childhood Breakdowns & Classic Comedy Reminiscing

• [38:36] Ernest movies’ cast deaths, nostalgia for ‘Ernest Goes to Jail’, ‘Ernest Saves Christmas’, childhood comedy that “wouldn’t work today.”
  • “The Ernest Saves Christmas isn’t as good as I remembered it being as a kid.” —Adam [39:44]

11. Skincare Routine Showdown

• [65:50+] Adam’s minimal morning/evening face wash and moisturizer is compared to Blake’s and Ders’s “nothing” approach (and horror at night-time toothbrushing avoidance).
  • “How are you a seven? You’re going to drop to six by next month.” —Blake to Ders [68:38]

12. Random Bits & Takebacks

• [72:51] Blake apologizes for doubting his Ernest movie trivia.
• [74:03] Discussions of Winter Olympics excitement.
• [76:26] Adam shouts out their upcoming cruise event: “This Cruise Is Important,” Tampa to Cozumel, Feb 22–26.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

On Being on Netflix:

• “We might be reaching a whole new audience. I think a lot of people are saying that these podcasts are going to be watched during the day by stay at home moms...” —Adam [04:36]

Classic Crude Comedy:

• “He just spreads my ass cheeks and goes, ‘all good here. Like, all good under the hood.’” —Adam [10:56]

On New “Viewers”:

• “What’s going to change is your aunt is going to see this… the algorithm is going to feed it right to your aunts.” —Blake [15:05]

Male Vanity & Insecurity:

• “I was so off put by how I looked. I thought about going and getting a facial...” —Adam [08:55]

Sitcom Sevens Theory:

• “I feel like sitcom actors are usually sevens.” —Adam [46:40]
• “I think the three friends are all sevens. They’re fine.” —Blake [49:52]

Skincare Real Talk:

• “How are you a seven? You’re going to drop to six by next month.” —Blake [68:38]
• “I’m not saying there aren’t more steps. I’m just shocked to hear there’s time taken to tend…” —Ders [70:43]

Hotness & Self-Esteem:

• “As my doctor saw my hole, I feel I’m like a nine… And it’s not just looks, it’s a full package.” —Blake [42:43]

On The Difference Between a “Cool” Watch and Not:

• “Apple watches, dude, aren’t cool looking.” —Blake [31:12]
• “That’s crazy. You think it’s not good looking?” —Ders [30:57]

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Important Segments & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | |-----------|--------------------------------------------------| | 03:33 | The “new era” intro for their Netflix move | | 06:27 | Catching up new listeners with classic podcast tales | | 10:46 | Adam’s “butthole physical” saga | | 14:44 | Netflix gifting, “nothing’s changing” assurance | | 16:13 | Self-promo for Netflix shows, “Is It Cake?” plug | | 20:00 | “Whoop” wearables and sleep health bits | | 30:55 | Apple Watch vs. mechanical watches debate | | 35:05 | Neon podcast sign as a “signifier of laziness” | | 38:36 | Ernest movie nostalgia & comedian obits | | 42:12 | Hotness ranking: self and sitcom actors | | 65:49 | Skincare routines throwdown among the hosts | | 72:51 | Takebacks, apologies, Olympic excitement | | 76:26 | Adam plugs the “This Cruise Is Important” |

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Final Thoughts & Tone

The crew is energized by their Netflix debut but remain true to themselves: proudly unscripted, wildly digressive, and as crude as ever. For listeners (and new viewers—especially those folding laundry or, uh, “lapping up” in the daytime hours), this episode is a comfortingly chaotic blend of bro-downs, self-roasting, and surreal comedic asides.

As Anders says, “We’re on Netflix now. People are going to see it.” ([15:36])

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Quick Recap:

• The podcast is now on Netflix, and the guys riff about how this changes (or doesn’t change) anything, especially with family now more likely to tune in.
• Major recurring bits: male insecurities about aging and looks, “sevens” on the hotness scale, their own Netflix projects, Apple Watches vs. traditional watches, skincare (and lack of), revered and regretted moments in childhood and pop culture.
• Peak quotes: Adam’s annual butthole check, sitcom “sevens” debate, Blake’s tireless self-doubt and plug for “Is It Cake”.
• A plug/reminder for the upcoming “This Cruise Is Important” event in February.

For old fans: More of the same.

For new Netflix viewers: Buckle up, this is important—sort of.

Transcript

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[C]

This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important today on this Is Important.

[D]

This is life in the big leagues.

[C]

He just spreads my ass cheeks and goes, well, all good here.

[A]

Netflix, we're back.

[D]

Let's go.

[A]

New era.

[B]

We're back.

[D]

Yes. Yes.

[A]

Good.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Hit him with it. Hit him with it. Drop it, dude.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Here we are. A new era, baby. How's it?

[C]

Welcome to Netflix, boys. It feels good to be here. I'll see.

[A]

Feels very good to be here.

[C]

Blake, are you. Are you nervous?

[A]

I am kind of a little nervous. We might be reaching a whole new audience. I think a lot of people are saying that these podcasts are going to be watched during the day by. By stay at home moms. So maybe we give them a little treat, right?

[D]

Who's saying that? Who's saying that? Are you okay?

[A]

Wait. Hey.

[D]

Welcome.

[A]

If there's any stay at home mom or dads, this is for you.

[D]

Wait.

[C]

Yeah, Wait. He's okay. He's licking the microphone.

[A]

They know they're watching.

[D]

Yeah. Right.

[C]

Well, yeah, so for the. You're saying for the housewives that are.

[A]

At home or house dad.

[D]

Housewives.

[A]

House hu.

[C]

Husbands or house dads. They're. They're. They're home alone and they're sitting on.

[A]

Like, at their laundry.

[C]

Yeah, they're just like, hey, what's this? This is important podcast. Maybe I click on this. Let's see what them boys are up to.

[D]

What's so important about it?

[C]

They've. They've aged. And then they see Blake just lapping it up.

[A]

Imagine you're, you're, you're, you're folding your laundry and then you sit down right here.

[D]

Hey, and, and what's the sound that gets him ready for it? Buddy.

[A]

That's when you know b Netflix, how are you?

[D]

If you're married and in and you go to bed and your, your, your significant other's like, I'm gonna stay up for a little bit. And you hear this sound. Thank you. Sorry, sorry. It's going down. You might want to go check on your significant other.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

This is, this is pretty exciting for us to be on the flicks.

[A]

This is huge. This is huge.

[C]

This is big for us. We' excited, you know, expanding our reach. I feel a lot of people are gonna click on you. Like, what is, is this important? Is this a news program and it kind of is. Yeah, it's, it's sort of.

[A]

It's all inclusive if you ask me.

[D]

That's why we don't ask you.

[C]

Yeah. We talk about everything that is important in society. We very quickly it'll devolve into how often we jerk off in public. And for Blake, I'm gonna come. That's the only way he knows how to masturbate. Okay.

[D]

Okay. Yeah. Joining us, Joining us now. Yeah.

[C]

To catch them up to speed for the new listeners and viewers, Blake one time masturbated on an airplane.

[A]

I did at a young age. A very young age. This was, this was at a young, very young age.

[C]

Yes, yes, yes.

[A]

Do not come.

[C]

And also at a young age, I masturbated inside of my starter coat at a TJ Maxx.

[D]

Did we talk about that at a young age? At a young age.

[C]

At a young age. At a young age.

[D]

Yeah. Is that going to be your, your Netflix drop here where you're, you're, you're truth telling some whole new stories you haven't repeated 30 times?

[C]

Yeah. I feel whenever I hear a Netflix drop it, it makes me think of their hard, their hard hitting documentaries with that sort of just get to the truth.

[D]

Right.

[C]

The truth of everything. Poop cruise.

[A]

There's a lot of Cruise making a murder. It's a lot of really, really hard hitting stuff and I love it. And also making a murderer.

[D]

What a, what a time that was.

[A]

That was a time I feel like we all upgraded like dur. Your backdrop is absolutely gorgeous.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, I went full DIY and went to Target, got some curtain, some curtain rods and then literally hung this 10 minutes ago. Not sure what to do with like the cords.

[A]

Yeah, no, it looks cool.

[D]

What do people do with these?

[C]

No, it's diy.

[D]

It's cool. What's, what's fun about it is it's going to fall. It's going to fall.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that's going to be, that's going to be a great blooper live. Were you guys a little scared because we got some like, pretty new, like, high tech cameras when they were installing yours equipment.

[D]

Did you, I don't like it.

[A]

Did you see yourself in the screen and go like, oh, my God. I'm like, I've gotten way, way uglier. I kind of had a little moment where I was a little worried.

[D]

Yeah. Both Adam and I were talking about how you got ugly.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, it's bad. We've actually brought that up a lot to each other. On the side. On the side text.

[A]

Oh, okay. Well, yeah.

[C]

How ugly Blake has gotten recently.

[A]

Yeah, I'm glad I'm bringing it up now.

[D]

Sam's in that text too.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. It's kind of like a support group. Yeah, she's, she's kind of, she started it. Well, I was, she was like, what do I do? And I was like, honestly looking at him. Can't help.

[C]

Don't know.

[A]

I was so off put by how I looked. I thought about going and getting a facial, but it's like, you can't just walk in and get a facial.

[D]

I bet you could.

[C]

Yeah, I bet you could.

[D]

I bet you I figured out make.

[C]

You walk into the right spot on Santa Monica Boulevard.

[A]

No, no, no. I'm talking about like exfoliating your skin, getting some, some, some nice liquids put on it. And you know, like, I think they rub you with crystals and stuff. But yeah, of course you, you have to set up an appointment. And I just don't think that's ever going to be something that I, that I ever do. Like I, I, it has to be a walk in.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Now you have. Your partner is an Asian woman. Yes. And Asian women are known for taking great care of their skin. Yes.

[B]

Perfect.

[D]

I'll say that most of them is. Are they? Is that the headline?

[C]

Yeah. I think the best skin care treatments and stuff are from Asia.

[A]

Korea.

[C]

Korea.

[A]

Korean women are very.

[C]

Oh, is that right?

[A]

Korean skin care is, is probably the most upheld skin care in the market.

[D]

Culturally.

[A]

Yes, culturally it is. Culturally, the Korean skin is, is.

[D]

Okay, if you're only listening. He's licking the mic again.

[C]

He's licking it again.

[D]

But we don't care about you. If you just listening.

[C]

We're Netflix people, so don't you think maybe she. You could lean on her and say, hey, hon, maybe you help me with my skincare routine?

[A]

Well, I think what that's going to be is like, hey, can you just get me an appointment? Because really, it's about me just getting an appointment to go to the place. But something about that feels like there's two things I'll never get an appointment for.

[D]

Here we go.

[A]

One is a facial, and the other is, like, any sort of, like, butthole Doctor.

[C]

Doctor.

[A]

No, any doctor's fine.

[C]

Butthole.

[A]

I don't want anybody ever kind of looking at my butthole ever. Dude.

[C]

Oh, dude. My doctor. Every time. We've talked about this, but every time I go in, he just looks at my asshole.

[D]

Yeah. Mandatory loose butthole.

[C]

It's so strange because he'll just have me bend over the table. There's no insertion yet, and I don't think I'm at that level. He just spreads my ass cheeks and goes, all good here. Like, all good. Under the hood. I'm like, what are we even looking at right now?

[D]

Kind of wish you.

[A]

That's not under the hood. That's in the hood.

[C]

I think I would let you know if there was something going on down there that I'm uncomfortable with.

[D]

Adam, can I tell you something? There is something going on, and it doesn't have to do with you. It's got to do with your doctor checking your butthole for zero reasons. And Netflix, we're here.

[A]

Did he forget to silence his cell phone? And you heard the.

[C]

Dong. Dong.

[A]

I. I'm. I'm envious of that relationship with your doctor. I wish I had a doctor who I was super hyped on to look at my butthole. I wish I had.

[D]

He's not super hyped on it. It's not what he said.

[C]

Not. That's not the relationship even a little bit.

[D]

I didn't hear that.

[C]

I'm not hyped on it. I'm just saying. I'm just saying that that's a thing that happens every time I go to my doctor. It's just part of, like, the physical. I get a yearly physical. You know, I don't see that guy all the time. I'm not, you know, a super unhealthy person. Yeah, relatively. But I go to the doctor once a year, and he just looks at my asshole, and I don't know what that's about.

[D]

That's life. Adam. Adam, for the podcast. Yes, sir. And. And now that we're on Netflix.

[A]

We are.

[D]

We're in some Hundreds of millions of homes.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

Worldwide. I think it would be helpful for men of a certain age for you to go back to your doctor and go. And after he checks your. For seemingly no reason, you go, hey, man, why. Why do you do that? Yeah. What's that about? Yeah. And when he. When he answers you or doesn't. We need the report. We need you to report back to us.

[C]

He just licks his lips. Oh, just does that thing Blake's doing.

[D]

Yeah, he does that.

[C]

Great.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

He's.

[D]

He goes, gotcha. Run the podcast on Netflix. We go, okay. That's why we're there.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Why is he doing. I've never had that during a physical.

[A]

Never had that. You have to specifically ask for your.

[D]

Is it because you live near the beach? He's looking for sand. I don't understand. Yeah, he just gives you a. Like, a Nintendo cartridge.

[C]

Well, he is a Hollywood doctor. He's a Hollywood doctor. I got Say last doctor.

[D]

Got it.

[C]

Well, it's a podcast, so I'd like to say more so we can talk for an hour, but.

[D]

Okay, fair enough.

[C]

He's a Hollywood doctor. I didn't have a doctor, so I asked my agents, and they put me in contact with this doctor. I think he's a great doctor.

[D]

Oh, they're in cahoots. Dude, you're gonna get blackmailed.

[C]

I think he's a great doctor. I don't understand why he's looking at my asshole, but he's. He's beyond that. He's doing a great job.

[D]

What makes him a great actor? As I kind of tune out and open. Doctor.

[A]

A doctor, not an actor.

[C]

He's a doctor. He's not an actor. He might have been.

[D]

Is he an actor? I said doctor.

[A]

No, you said actor. Is he an actor pretending to be a doctor?

[D]

Yeah, he might be. This might be the role of a lifet.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Somebody help me.

[C]

Well, he's all, you know, he checks thoroughly, so.

[A]

I'm envious, brother. I'm envious.

[D]

Is it. Is your doctor Eric LaSalle from ER and coming to America?

[A]

Eric Christian Olsen.

[C]

That's such a. That's such a deep cut. No, I mean, he does, like, EKGs on me and, you know, sees how my heart's doing.

[A]

What's he say that stands for what's EKG Again? I'm sorry.

[C]

That's the way you check your heart.

[A]

I believe, for, like, palpitations or.

[C]

Yep, that is right.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

See if I've got weird. My cockles are weird.

[A]

Should you guys get one of these oh, Netflix. A gifting.

[C]

Netflix gifts. Hello.

[D]

Save it. I'll save it.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. Save the reveal. I didn't. So now that. I mean, now that we're on Netflix, I mean, nothing's gonna change, right? We're gonna. The pod is still the pod, right?

[C]

Like, yeah, the pod's the pod.

[D]

I'm just a little greener. Not sure why.

[C]

What is going to change is your. Your aunt is going to see this.

[A]

Sure.

[C]

Because it's going to easily be available to her. I feel like we were on YouTube before and that's obviously very easy to look at, but now the algorithm is going to feed it right to your aunts.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

And so my aunt Patty, my aunt Cindy, my aunt Shelly, my aunt Julie, they're tuning in. They're tuning in.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And they're probably going to be disappointed and off put, you know, and for that, I'm sorry. But hey, you know, this is life in the big leagues.

[B]

Perfect.

[C]

We're on Netflix now. People are going to see it.

[D]

And that's what they don't realize is that when this is life in the big leagues.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

If we're not licking mics and telling about our doctors and how they look at our assholes, we're back to the minors.

[C]

What are we doing?

[A]

Well, I have a question. So do you think that since we are on Netflix now, will this funnel into some of our Netflix projects and get people to watch them? Because I'm on a season of Is It Cake? That I would love for people to just. If you're on Netflix right now, get over there. Season two, maybe episode of like, Is It Cake?

[C]

I feel like you should have pitched. Maybe Game over man, the movie that you starred in that was on Netflix. Maybe the Outlaws, the movie that I starred in that you were in and had a pretty integral part in. And maybe not Season two, episode seven of Is It Cake? Sorry, Season two, Episode one. Thank you, Todd.

[D]

Thank you, God, for you guys at home listening. Play a little game called Is it Blake? Where you do little screenshots and you slide right into Blake's DMs and you send him screenshots from the things you think he should have suggested.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

It could be Game over, man. It could be the movie Adam suggested that he was in with Corey. It could be that.

[A]

It could also be season two, episode one of Is It Cake?

[D]

Is It Cake?

[A]

It could be. Right?

[D]

It's gonna. It's just gonna be that it's kid friendly.

[A]

It's probably the most kid friendly thing I've ever done in my career. I'm feeling, you know, and it feels good.

[D]

And have you thought of a spin off? Could there be a spin off where it's called. Is it Blake, where we see your acting range where you go out in public and people meet four people and you're in prosthetics and all sorts of stuff, and then they have to guess which person is you?

[A]

How good would that be? I feel like immediately they would be able to tell which guy is me.

[D]

So that's. You're blank, right?

[C]

No, I feel like. Well, you know how on any bar that you go to where there's a lot of young people, like on a college campus or something, or, you know, a sporting event, we're at a bar and there's a lot of young people, there's always two to three people that look identical to Blake. And it makes me go, are they. Did they see Blake on Workaholics all those years ago? And they go, that's my look. Or does Blake have such like a. And I don't want to say basic, because that's a.

[A]

That's a kind of a mean comment.

[D]

Ubiquitous.

[C]

Well, I feel like I have a very basic look. I'm like a pretty standard issue carbon copy white guy. You know, Great. Blake is like this. The basic. If you were to draw a guy that's trying to look original and then he looks like Blake, I'd love to.

[D]

See you do that, by the way.

[C]

Draw a guy that is trying to look original?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You think it's me? You don't think I'm kind of more.

[D]

Like the fact that you didn't say come original.

[A]

Come original?

[D]

I feel like I don't. I feel like Netflix has changed.

[A]

You think I'm. I look like a person who's trying to come original? You don't think I kind of look like a throwback, kind of like, cool, like, 70s guy or something? Maybe. Maybe that's my vibe a little more.

[D]

No, not with that shirt.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[C]

No, I don't. I don't think that Blake. And I'm sorry to say.

[D]

And have you seen Joseph?

[C]

I know you want me to say.

[A]

That, but I'm a theater maker. Please.

[D]

Who'd you see it starring? Did you see it with what's his name?

[A]

No, I saw it in, like, community college.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[A]

I didn't see, like, any Broadway.

[D]

Wasn't it, like, the dude from Here we Go?

[C]

What are you covering the name of the script?

[A]

That's really good. But I look like a Muppet I do look like a Muppet.

[C]

Yeah, you.

[D]

Yeah, that's the guy with the gold tooth from the show I was on. That name. I can't remember.

[A]

This is the way. The guy in the, in the band. In the Muppet band.

[D]

The Mayhem guy, the main guy. Doctor. Dr. Tooth.

[A]

I think that is his name.

[C]

You're on fire today.

[D]

Dude. Honestly, remember how I told you guys that Emma got me the whoop? I woke up. I had a horrible night sleep. I woke up today.

[C]

I hate this.

[D]

Check the stats. What is. You can see this? Can you see?

[C]

Is it focusing 1%?

[A]

What?

[D]

Is it not working?

[C]

Not really, but who cares?

[A]

Wait, what is this? Fill me in. What is the whoop again?

[D]

Whoop is like a band you wear that gives you your like biomarkers.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[C]

I wish Insane Clown Posse was behind it.

[A]

Whoop.

[E]

Whoop.

[D]

That's a no brainer. Yes, this is important.

[A]

Reform.

[D]

My sleep is 18%. My recovery is 1%. And it was like, take it easy today. And I go, today, the debut of our Netflix.

[A]

It's science.

[D]

I'm not doing well.

[A]

Wait, hold on. Wait. Those numbers seem, those, those numbers seem absolutely terrible. They can't get worse. What does that mean? 18% and 1%. Can you break those down a little bit for me?

[D]

I'll. You know what? Instead of me breaking it down, slide into Blake's DMs. If you're a whoop, it means you're having the worst day ever. I fell asleep at like almost 4am last night.

[A]

Why?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Is it. Were you nervous about Netflix?

[D]

Nervous?

[C]

You're nervous about the big flicks debut?

[D]

No, I was sick the day before, just like 24 hour flu and then slept like almost 12 hours. So then like woke up, felt better.

[C]

Son, do you get diarrhea too?

[D]

Then just couldn't get to sleep that night.

[C]

Now when you're sick, is that like, like a fever flu or a butt flu?

[D]

Yeah, I like what kind of flu? I like wretched. Never threw up. But I like went to the toilet and just like one time. And then I just had the chills and the sweats all night.

[A]

I don't like that.

[D]

And I went to the doctor, he looked at my butthole, said, you're good.

[A]

We're good here, brother.

[D]

Everything's good.

[A]

We're done here. No.

[D]

So I just had this like little flash. Like maybe it's hot flashes. Guys.

[A]

Damn, you are getting old. That's like something that happens to really.

[D]

Maybe it's the moans. The hormones are kind of off balance the tweaking.

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[C]

I don't know where I stand on the like optimization of health and like really trying to figure out the exact amount of sleep and the exact amount of this and the exact amount of that.

[D]

I'm like I'm gonna Wear this for. I wore it. I wore it for a month to find out my. Like, it gives you, like, your age, right? Because you are what you are. But then if you're like, obese, smoking, and whatever, it knows and it tells you you're older than you are, if you're working out, exercising, eat it right. You're younger. So I found out just like four days ago, I'm five years younger than I'm supposed to be.

[C]

Oh, that's life.

[A]

Nice dirt.

[D]

So I think I'm ready to just chuck this sucker.

[C]

Yeah, that's fucking. Bye, bitch.

[A]

Nice, dude.

[D]

And then, like, that's fun. I do, like, in a month or it's.

[C]

I do like, the gamification of some of this stuff, though. Like, I used to make fun of my mom. My mom would be like, you know, I just. I just like to go on a walk. I just walk and I walk and I walk.

[D]

Stupid.

[C]

And then she'll come home and she's just like, I just got home on a five mile walk. It was. It was goofy or whatever she says. And I'm like, this is. I'm like, mom, you got to work out. You can't just walk.

[D]

But now I found out the vascularity.

[C]

Your phone will track your steps. And so now I'm addicted to getting those numbers up that. To the point that I'm trying to hit my 10k a month.

[A]

Got it.

[C]

Or a day. And. And then I'll be at the gym. At the gym. And I look down and I'm like, oh, I only got 7,000 steps. I'll get my ass on the treadmill and. And step it out to get those extra steps in.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Is that really fucking stupid?

[A]

It is kind of dumb. It is like, there's people who, like, if they don't hit their 10k by the time they get home, they just, like, pace around their living room till.

[C]

They hit it and they'll beat their spouse.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

They'll just really get really violent.

[A]

Really wreck shop on the fam.

[D]

They just.

[A]

Which also, you know, it burns calories. That burns calories.

[C]

Yes. And if you are a spouse that you have a spouse that does things like that, you're sitting on the couch, just, hey, take a moment and watch Blake do this.

[D]

There you go.

[C]

Imagine he's laughing you up.

[A]

This is your happy place. This is your happy place right here.

[D]

So. But you like. Because I. I kind of. I don't respond well to those things where it's like, you're almost there. I'm like, I Didn't ask you. You know, I mean, when you get those notifications on your watch or whatever.

[C]

I'm like, I don't.

[D]

I'm good.

[C]

I actively don't have an Apple watch because I don't.

[D]

But, dude, I don't want. You have to get a watch for one reason. It's the best reason. When you don't want.

[C]

You don't know when you're porno on your wrist. Is that what you're gonna say?

[D]

Knows when you're jerking off and it just pulls up browsers, it jerks off for you.

[C]

It starts moving your hand, so then.

[D]

You know there's magnets in it.

[C]

You pretend like it's not your hand.

[A]

It's not me.

[D]

People are listening. Have Apple watch. Watches are screaming at their TV or whatever. However the. However you're consuming this.

[C]

This is flicks, baby.

[D]

And they're saying it. The number one reason to get an Apple watch is so you can find your phone.

[A]

What?

[D]

You just go on your watch and you go. And then you know where your phone is.

[C]

Wake up.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

You're like, is my phone upstairs or is it down? Where's my phone? I don't know where my phone is.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I never lose my phone. My phone is always right by my side.

[A]

There's the problem. That's kind of telling. That's kind of telling. But that's okay. You've never had it slip between the cushions of your couch, and you're like, ah, where the hell did I put that thing? Or you never left it in the shower.

[D]

Blake, you need to write bad commercials. Have you ever lost your phone between the cushions? No.

[C]

Where the hell did they put that thing?

[A]

Sometimes when I'm getting ready, I'll put my phone, like, on a shelf, and then I'll. I'll. I'll walk out the door, and then I don't remember where the hell I put the Damn.

[C]

Yeah, I'm saying I don't lose my. I, you know, I. Yeah, I sit my phone down. I'm a human being, thank you. But I don't lose it often enough that I need an annoying ass thing on my wrist. That isn't good looking. It's not.

[D]

That's crazy. You think it's not good looking?

[C]

I think it looks like. I think they're stupid. What?

[A]

They're pretty stupid looking.

[D]

That's a hilariously bad take.

[A]

What you think I disagree.

[C]

Is a good look.

[A]

Yeah. No, Adam, you're correct here.

[C]

Apple watches, dude, aren't cool looking.

[D]

They're just compared to what?

[A]

Compared to anything.

[C]

Compared to just a watch. Compared to just a regular. Nice.

[A]

Yeah. Compared to a mechanical watch.

[D]

Wrong again. It's crazy.

[A]

No, Apple watches are not cool looking, my brother. Okay?

[D]

Of course they are. They're just everywhere now. So they're kind of regular, but when they came out, Dick's got hard coochie's got.

[A]

What do you like about it? It's just a box. I'd rather have a calculator watch.

[D]

That's just a box too. What are we talking about here?

[A]

No, it's not. It looks way slicker. It's silver. It's metallic slicker. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

You can like change the face to be whatever the you want it to be.

[A]

No, that's just a screen. That's like. That's like the screen on your phone.

[D]

It's just wake up call. You're just a screen. Right now. We're on Netflix. Okay, okay.

[C]

See, but I know you own a Rolex and you do have a nice watch.

[A]

Get them.

[C]

So you know what a nice looking watch looks like.

[D]

I never wear.

[C]

Not the Apple watch.

[D]

I never wear it. It. I never it.

[C]

Because you like to get the text on your wrist.

[D]

I don't understand. I like to go, there's my phone.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Rolex ain't doing nothing and I can't even tell time.

[C]

I know that is an issue.

[A]

So pissed. I never got this pissed on YouTube.

[C]

So the issue is right, right now is Dur needs a digital watch because he cannot tell time. But here's the reveal. And that's. That is true. It does take him a minute for.

[D]

Whatever reason it is. It is true. But guess what? Here's the reveal.

[C]

What?

[D]

I use an analog face.

[C]

I don't.

[D]

Because I want to learn how to tell time. And I could tell you right now.

[A]

There'S better ways, brother.

[D]

It's almost one o', clock, guys.

[A]

There's better ways.

[D]

Well, 12. It's 12. 40 jurors.

[A]

How about this? Are you opposed to wearing two watches?

[D]

I've done it.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I've done it traveling. I've done it traveling.

[A]

To me, that's baller. To me, that's.

[D]

We're like, I don't want like my Rolex just bouncing around in a bag.

[A]

Why not have two wrists? Two watches on your wrist.

[D]

Hey, spoiler.

[A]

I got two wrists or one on each wrist. We could be like, yeah, that's what I've done. Yeah, okay, but why not double up? That could be kind of cool too. That's kind of a flex.

[D]

I don't know. Well, now the. Whoops. Over here. I don't know what I'm doing. Let me just back up.

[C]

That is bizarre.

[D]

Apple watches are. Are, I believe, a good design. I don't think that they're an arbitrarily bad design. I think that there are watches out there.

[C]

To me, it looks like you're just wearing a phone, which is inherently just not cool.

[D]

And what? And if you're wearing a Rolex, it just likes you. Looks like you're wearing an old speedometer from a speedboat. What are we talking about?

[A]

Fucking burn looks sick, dude.

[C]

I would say that that's a much.

[D]

Cooler look, and that's the difference between us.

[C]

You can start at the penis.

[A]

You had a sick Rolex burn, dude. Nice.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah, Good luck. Rolex.

[A]

Taking Rolex down a notch.

[D]

I don't think Rolex looks bad. In fact, it'd be interesting if they sent us each a Rolex.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

To prove that would be interesting. Yeah. Just to prove.

[D]

Just to settle this once and for all, I would, you know.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

I would love the rose gold Daytona with the brown face. Just. Just to have this discussion. Just to take it further. On Netflix. We're influencers.

[A]

Honestly, I'm having trouble visualizing it for sure. So it would be nice.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And I like your snarky. I like your little snarky background podcast backdrop. Podcast backdrop.

[D]

I mean, it is kind of kooky. The neon sign podcast situation is out of control.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And so when you get one, don't you go, do you feel. I think there's two types of people. People who get a neon sign and go, I'm official. I did it. I'm now a podcaster. And people who get it, who had it. I'm just like. Don't you know that this is now a signifier of just laziness as opposed to, like, seriousness?

[A]

Right. Okay. Because you're saying that it's. It's required.

[D]

I was this close.

[C]

Why is it. Why is it laziness? I don't understand the laziness because everyone's already done it. Oh.

[D]

Like, as far as design goes, he's.

[A]

He's saying he wants a new creative thing to have behind you. Besides, I almost.

[D]

I almost went to, like, a hardware store this morning and bought two giant fake plants that I was gonna put, like, crowding over me because it's, like.

[C]

I would have been sick.

[D]

Get your plants, get your neon sign. You're a podcast, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, I guess.

[C]

I didn't know. Notice a lot of neon Signs.

[A]

No, I think you're right. I think it's kind of like the.

[D]

Or maybe I'm thinking of cam. Maybe I'm thinking of cam girls. Either way. Either way.

[C]

Either way.

[D]

Either way. Either way. It's interesting. It's just interesting to me.

[C]

I've never paid for a. I. I'm. We're watching that. That show industry. We just started it. It's like four seasons in, and people are like, you have to see it. And now we're like, four episodes in, and it's just like, young people each other in London.

[A]

So we love it.

[D]

Let me guess. Are they dogging.

[C]

They're dogs.

[A]

They're dog streets. They're dogging in the park. Yeah, but.

[C]

But. But one of the guys, his girlfriend caught him. He was passed out with, like, a belt around his neck, and he was choking himself while jerking off to a. A cam girl going up on a Tuesday. And the cam girl was already. Was. Was talking like, hey, Eric, or whatever his name was. Sure, Eric. Hey, I'm still paying. You're still paying for this. And. Yeah, I guess I didn't realize. I thought when you got a cam girl, it. Yeah, you are like, one of, like, a hundred guys in, like, a group. Anders, explain.

[D]

Explain to us what a nightmare. No, I don't.

[A]

I know. I think you can pay for.

[C]

Oh, you do?

[A]

Yeah, I think you.

[C]

I caught you.

[A]

I think you can pay for private time. Like, you're in a group chat setting, and then you go like, yo, hey, I'm ready to take you in time for us. Yeah, I'm ready to take you into a private room for more. Exactly.

[C]

How much does that cost?

[A]

I mean, it varies.

[D]

You just. Your blue ink all over your tongue.

[A]

Why do you have a checkbook out. Thank you.

[D]

You're gonna die, dude.

[A]

That's like. You remember that scene from Ernest Goes to Jail? Oh, it's one of the funniest scenes in cinema history.

[D]

Very funny.

[A]

He, like, bites a pen. I think we've talked about it. It is one of the funniest scenes in. In comedy movie history. Yeah.

[D]

Don't explain it.

[C]

Yeah, but it's not. It's.

[D]

You want to.

[C]

Me. It's not talked about enough.

[A]

Well, Earnest goes to.

[C]

So he bites a pen, and there's pen all over his face, essentially.

[A]

Yeah. But he. Oh, but he's, like, trying to put it back in. It's very funny. Funny. It's crush. It's one of the funniest.

[D]

And, you know, they got to do it in one take.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Cuz you can't reset that. You can't reset that.

[D]

I think that movie was all one take.

[A]

Okay, what's up with the hot burns today?

[C]

Burn. Have you shown your kids interview Earnest?

[D]

This, this, this pivot. Ernest.

[A]

Ernest Saves Christmas was put on in it. It's. It's kind of. It's an older film now, so it doesn't quite have like the set pieces to keep kids attention any longer.

[C]

There's a lot of your kids?

[A]

Yes, yes, yes, my kids. But there's a lot of like, he's like a foreign person coming into the country. So there's a lot of like. It's not TSA back then. Like racist comedy.

[C]

Racist comedy, yeah.

[D]

How do we, how do we phrase this?

[C]

And that's what Blake. And that's what. You know what I mean? Yeah. You wish there was more of that in comedy nowadays.

[A]

Well, Ernest took swings, man, and he's like.

[D]

So he bites into a pen and then the inks, all of it covers his entire face.

[C]

Covers his whole face.

[D]

And I missed that. I just missed that.

[C]

Then he goes into a fried chicken restaurant, starts break dancing.

[A]

It's not super. It's not as tasteful as it used to be, but I will say that.

[D]

I do like that. Adam pitches that and then he slowly, he's like, write that down.

[C]

And then I go.

[A]

That'S good. Yeah. No, the Ernest Saves Christmas isn't as good as I remembered it being as a kid. I remember thinking it was an all timer.

[C]

A true masterpiece.

[D]

And here's what's crazy.

[A]

I stand by Ernest Goes to Jail, though. No, no, no, go ahead. What's crazy to you?

[D]

Go ahead. And Saves Christmas is the best one.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no. The best earnest movie is the Halloween movie Scared, Stupid.

[A]

Very good. Very good. Actually scary. No, the best earnest movie is Ernest Goes to Camp, one of the OGs, I believe.

[C]

That's the.

[A]

Very good. It's very good.

[D]

That has to be the Christmas one when the reindeers are on the ceiling.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

I remember being like, yo, this is crazy.

[A]

Okay, so you know the two. We're. We're deep diving. Hopefully Ernest is on Netflix. I don't know that it is, but they should look into that. But okay, you know the two dudes, the. The one guy who's like the larger man who always does the, like the eyes side to side.

[C]

Earnest, homie.

[A]

Yeah. And the skinny dudes who never talk.

[C]

Is that Vern?

[A]

No, Vern is the camera.

[D]

Vern's you.

[C]

Oh, the camera guy.

[A]

And then there's the skinny guy who doesn't say anything, but he kind of has, like, the bitter beer face. They both died last year. They Both died in 2025. Isn't that crazy?

[C]

I wonder if we gave them flowers. Is that crazy? It's not that crazy. I. I bet they're like 80 years old by now, so goodbye.

[A]

Well, maybe the. Well, at least I know the skinny guy died. I don't know if the larger guy died last year, but they definitely are both dead, and I'm pretty bummed about that. So flowers.

[D]

You don't know. You just made a big deal about both of them dying and now you're going back. I don't even know if they're both dead.

[A]

I know they are both dead. They are both dead. Thank God the skinny guy died last year, though. And that really bummed me out when I looked that up. The fat guy might be alive.

[D]

I can't wait for someone in 20 years to be like, remember workaholics?

[A]

The two.

[D]

Two of the guys died last year, I think.

[C]

And by the way you're laughing, we're all going to just be 80 years old going like, we didn't. We haven't died.

[A]

Yeah, it's a bagel.

[D]

And they keep saying the fat one. And we're like, which one was the.

[C]

Fat one or the ugly one? They keep saying the really ugly one.

[A]

I'm the ugly one, guys.

[C]

You know the ugly one.

[A]

That I'm the ugly one. And it's obvious.

[C]

No, it's obvious. That's probably true.

[D]

How?

[A]

Like, honestly, truth be told, how. How hot do you guys think you are? If you really had to, like, hot.

[D]

Rake yourself a seven. Yeah, I think everyone just says a seven so they don't feel.

[C]

I think I'm probably way uglier than I think.

[A]

Okay, so you have good self confidence.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Interesting. Adam. Yes.

[C]

Yes. Yes.

[D]

You weren't saying that.

[C]

I do. I do feel like, as a whole. As a whole package. And it's not just looks.

[D]

As your doctor. As a whole. As my doctor.

[C]

As my doctor saw my hole. I feel I'm like a nine.

[A]

Really?

[C]

And it's not just. And it's not just looks. It's a full package.

[D]

A nine.

[A]

You're saying you're one. Hello, perfect.

[D]

Hey. Hey, Mr. Personality. We're not talking about.

[C]

I know in reality, me, I'm a six. I'm a six.

[D]

Is that what you think you are? You think you're a six?

[A]

You're saying a six?

[C]

Yeah, probably. I bet. I bet.

[D]

Why are you A six?

[A]

Yeah. Come on.

[D]

Just because your big nose or your weird eye.

[C]

Yeah, big nose, weird eye, Extra chins.

[D]

Extra chin.

[C]

I'm a little. I'm a little shorter. I walk with, like, a weird gait because one leg shorter than the other. I have scars all over half of my body.

[D]

Wow, dude, I'm seeing it now.

[A]

Yeah. What the hell?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Yeah, but. But the money maker. The punum. The face is.

[C]

Thanks, babe.

[A]

Is. Is flawless, dude.

[D]

Yeah. And also. So just, like, back up your. Your personality. You're not a nine. I think you think your personality is great, but I think you're just as good looking as you are charming. Take that for what it is.

[A]

You're equal.

[C]

Okay, okay, so six all over the.

[A]

Okay, Durst. And you're saying you're seven.

[D]

Yeah, but a two. Two personality.

[C]

Yeah, well, that's true.

[A]

Yeah, your personality. As soon as you open your mouth, you drop. Drop.

[D]

And you know what?

[C]

That's fine. We're in Hollywood. You don't even need a nice personality, man.

[D]

Who.

[A]

Who would you say is a Hollywood 7 to. To compare yourself to? If we're. If we're saying seven, like, who's another seven on this planet?

[D]

Another Hollywood seven. Who's another Hollywood seven?

[C]

Like Hollywood seven.

[D]

That's. That's our age.

[A]

No, it could be any. It's just, like, who. Like, what is the bar? What is a seven in men?

[D]

That's a great question.

[C]

It's like a. I don't know. It's like a Matt Damon a seven.

[A]

Oh, good pull. No, I. I mean, what.

[C]

He's a good looking guy, but, like, he's not Brad Pitt.

[A]

He's not Gorgy. I'm not getting a freaking bone.

[D]

But are we saying that Brad Pitt is a 10?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, yeah. I think I am.

[D]

So. Okay, so. But I don't. I think that when Damon wants to be, he can be an 8.

[A]

5.

[D]

And then when he knows it's not necessary, like an heir, then he, you know, eats some ice cream, takes it easy. But I think when we see the Odyssey, I think we're all gonna be recalibrating our votes here.

[C]

Toasty, very sexual.

[A]

I haven't seen the trailer.

[C]

The Odyssey comes out next. Next year, right?

[D]

He got all shredded. He got shredded up.

[C]

Remember when we saw him, Ders and I did. Who wants to be?

[A]

Did we ever talk about that?

[C]

We.

[A]

Did we ever talk about that?

[D]

We did. We covered it.

[C]

Maybe we covered it in detail multiple times last. Last year. The year was 2025. Just a few months ago.

[A]

Sorry. I was mourning the loss of both of the earnest guys, so I was in a bad place.

[D]

Of course. Of course. We didn't meet you. We didn't meet you where you were.

[C]

We met Matt Damon in the backstage. Huge holding area. And he was super nice. Yeah. But he was gaunt. The man was leaned up.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Because he got very, very skinny for the Odyssey. He also had a gnarly beard.

[D]

Big one. Big, long.

[C]

In a way that I would never be, like, if they hired me to be his role in the Odyssey. And they're like, hey, you have to grow an insane beard.

[D]

Is it Odysseus?

[C]

We'll come back in five months, and we want to see this beard. And then I come back in five months. They would fire me.

[A]

They're like, okay, you can't. Like, that's fine. That's five months of growth.

[C]

That's five months.

[D]

You're a sick.

[A]

Spotting that spotty biatch. Where's your mustache?

[C]

Yikes.

[D]

Who is a seven? I'm thinking of, like, sitcom actors. I feel like sitcom actors are usually Evans.

[C]

What about. What about Joey? What about Matt LeBlanc?

[D]

I. Dude, I went. I, I. I was gonna say Matthew Perry. I'm like, dark, Dark. Don't do it.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And yet as a two. As a two, here I am talking about it. I think. I think that Matt LeBlanc is actually hotter. That was his whole thing. He was like, the hot one.

[A]

I'm sorry, which one? Who is Matt Le.

[C]

I think he.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[D]

He was like, the. How you doing?

[A]

He was Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey. He never did it for me as far as, like, getting my Getting. Getting me aroused.

[D]

Yeah. You were more of a Cody from step by step guy, as we've established. Yeah.

[A]

I feel like I kind of like the boyfriend from Full House. Steve. Steve was pretty hot.

[C]

See, I don't remember him.

[D]

I don't remember Steve at all.

[A]

He's the voice of Aladdin get over it guy.

[C]

And this is fine, Blake. And this is totally cool. Cool. But there was a moment that you questioned your sexuality, and you really had to wrestle with it. Do not or not even wrestle with it. You like, it was a fight to the death.

[A]

I knew that part of me had to die. Okay.

[C]

Was there. Okay. I did have to just chill.

[D]

That's weird.

[C]

Yeah. Chill, dude.

[D]

Or are you doing a bit from an earnest movie?

[C]

Was there, like, a crossroads where you're like, I'm making a choice, or. Because I never, as a child, thought, like, ah, this guy's so sexy or something.

[D]

That can't be true.

[A]

I didn't.

[C]

I never. I mean there's, there is guys that are objectively hot.

[D]

You just called Brad Pitt attempt.

[C]

Yeah, because he's objectively a good looking guy.

[A]

Have you seen Fight Club? God damn.

[C]

But it was just.

[A]

He's hot.

[C]

As I look at him and go, ah, I wish I looked like that. I wish I didn't.

[A]

I wish I were gay.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Look, look, as pudgy as I look. I wish I didn't look like a butterball of braggadocio.

[D]

Right.

[C]

And looked more like Brad Pitt. Right. Blake, I think looks at these men and is able to quickly call out the hot. Stephanie's boyfriend or whoever.

[A]

It's DJ's boyfriend. Steve is a DJ. It's a. If you guys know who Kimmy Gibbler is, you should know who Steve is. These are different. These are prime characters.

[D]

Kimmy Gibbler had something about, about her.

[A]

Well, well, we, we did go into that a little bit. But Steve is just as important.

[D]

Let me Gibble.

[A]

Steve was probably laying it down, dude.

[C]

This shit's important.

[D]

Can't picture him at all.

[C]

Really.

[D]

The fact that we can't come up with the seven is starting to bother me.

[A]

Steve.

[C]

Dude.

[A]

Steve Hale.

[D]

Okay, so let's. So write down Steve. Thank you. And let's think of one more that anyone knows. Well, why don't you cry about it?

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I mean I just said Joey. I thought. I think Joey is a seven. I know they say he's.

[A]

Joey's hotter than.

[D]

I think Matt LeBlanc was a seven.

[A]

Matt LeBlanc was, I think.

[D]

Sorry, sorry, sorry. Who's the other guy who died? I think he was a seven.

[C]

Matthew Perry.

[D]

Matthew Perry.

[A]

Thank you. Yeah, he's a good seven.

[C]

Okay. Yeah. David Schwimmer.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Maybe every male friend is a seven.

[C]

I think the three friends are all sevens. They're fine.

[A]

I think that's why it worked.

[C]

They're not bad looking guys, but they're not super good looking guys.

[A]

Maybe that was the secret.

[D]

Is it craz we all went to FR or I, I thought of Friends and you thought of Friends. Why did we think of Friends? That show hasn't been on forever.

[C]

Well, you, you mentioned sitcom and that.

[A]

That'S the biggest sitcom is the whole catch about Friends is that it's about sevens live. Like being friends with tens and then. Dude, what would you give Phoebe?

[D]

Courtney. Courtney Cox on Friends. Have you ever just turned on an episode and been like, oh my God.

[C]

See, that was the thing everyone. Everyone was all about. About Jan Aniston. Yeah.

[A]

Still friends.

[C]

Hello.

[A]

Very shaggy.

[C]

I was. I was Courtney Cox.

[A]

All, dude.

[D]

It is crazy. I go, oh, my God.

[A]

You know?

[C]

Oh.

[A]

And you know what? I just watched, like, the Counting Crows documentary. I think he dated both of them. I think he dated both of them.

[C]

That's. That's something that, like.

[D]

Mr. Jones.

[A]

Mr. Jones.

[C]

That.

[E]

That.

[C]

When I found that out, that pissed me off so much and not even pissed me off. It just. I was like, it's something that I can't even wrap my head around.

[D]

Is he a 7?

[C]

Because I don't really care for their music all that much. Like, that one album was pretty good, and they had a bunch of hit songs. Long November, but then.

[A]

Or Omaha.

[C]

That's right.

[D]

I'm pissed now.

[C]

Adam Durz.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I mean, he must just be the coolest guy of all time.

[A]

Time, I think so. I. I. In the doc that I watched, he seemed like he was a pretty kind, caring dude. And also, evidently, like, must be nice, because that. That album was.

[C]

What's up?

[A]

That album was massive.

[C]

Like, oh. Huge album.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

That's what I was gonna say.

[A]

He had dreads. He had a. He had a vibe. He had a great voice.

[C]

Well, see, the dreads is what throws me. I'm like, what woman wants to date a white guy in the 90s named Adam?

[D]

Okay.

[C]

With dreadlocks? That is grotesque.

[D]

But in that area sucks. In that area, you're a trailblazer. Your confidence is through the roof of your head. But I heard it was a wig. After a while, he shaved it, and then he would put a wig on. Is that true or is that untrue?

[A]

You know, it didn't cover that. It did not cover that in the doc.

[C]

Todd, who is. Who is plugged into the music community, our producer Todd, is saying. Yes, that is true.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

That is saying that Adam Duritz and Andre Agassiz.

[C]

Is that how you say both Duras? I don't know.

[A]

They both wore wigs after the fact. That's crazy, man.

[D]

Hey, Blake. That's what we're saying. We're saying those two things.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

I thought we were saying one of those things, but I guess we're saying.

[C]

So, Blake, is there something you'd like to tell us? I would.

[D]

Freedom.

[C]

God, there's nothing. I would love nothing more than you to have the confidence to shave your.

[A]

Head and wear it with, like, just for the bit. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I should.

[C]

Because it would be so Funny.

[A]

It really would be really funny.

[C]

And maybe you do that on the cruise. Maybe that's a big reveal. On the cruise is I you rip. You rip your wig off and then do an epic, you know, belly flop.

[A]

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[D]

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[C]

You know my parents are coming on.

[A]

The cruise they are.

[D]

Am. None of your guys. Significant others are coming on the cruise. Right.

[A]

I don't have any sort of family members attending the cruise.

[C]

Don't answer that. Sucks for you.

[A]

Yeah. But I'm. I'm excited to see your folks, Adam. That'll be fun.

[C]

Yes, it is going to be a blast. They. You know, they're.

[D]

Any aunts, any uncles? I'm trying to throw down with the aunts and uncles again.

[A]

Yeah, they are.

[C]

No aunts and uncles. No aunts and uncles. It's just the parents on this. On this trip.

[A]

Got a fun aunt and uncle crew. Do.

[C]

I do. Yeah, I do. And they're gonna be. They're gonna be plugged in now because we're on Netflix, and they're gonna be listening to every app as. As they sit there and do their laundry, watching Blake lick his tongue.

[A]

They're gonna love. I'm not sure.

[C]

Slurp. Yeah, that's. That's what you're doing, dude.

[D]

That's what you just did.

[C]

The ants of the world you're trying to lap up.

[A]

Well, hopefully we pack the cruise ship with a bunch of freaking hot ants. Or just.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Or just seven sevens.

[D]

I think we did. I think we did. We still haven't named a modern male 7.

[A]

It's eating you a lie.

[D]

I just am. Like, we kind of. We just glazed over it. We gave up is what we did. And is that what we're gonna set the. We're setting that kind of precedent?

[A]

Well, I think we said every. Every person on Friends. And then, of course, Steve from Full House.

[D]

Fair enough.

[A]

Thank you.

[C]

I feel like every. I would say 80% of. Of any male sitcom actor is a seven.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

So is, like, Jim from the Office a seven, or is he hotter?

[A]

No, he was.

[C]

He might be less.

[D]

You think he's less now?

[A]

He's. Now he's really hot, though. He got hot ified.

[C]

No.

[D]

Remember when they.

[C]

I think we've come because he came a movie star, and only because he's tall.

[A]

Well. And he dresses in, like, fatigues. He's hot, dude. He's like an army man. I want him to carry me away.

[D]

Jack.

[A]

He's Jack freaking Plow me and the tall grass of Vietnam.

[D]

What? Yeah. What, you want him to take you like a friend from whole house? He's a. He's a seven.

[A]

Steve to Eiffel Tower me.

[D]

He's a seven. He's a. So every guy from a sitcom's a seven. He's a seven.

[C]

That is a theory. That's my running Theory.

[D]

George Castanza is a seven. Kramer's a seven. Gotcha.

[A]

All of Big Bang Theory. Every. Every cast member.

[D]

Sherman, Sherman. Sherman Helmsley is a seven.

[C]

There are some holes. There are some holes.

[D]

You're obsessed with holes. What's going on here?

[A]

What is going on?

[D]

Dude, are you sure you went to the doctor? You didn't have a dream?

[C]

Speaking of holes, I just. I just watched this. This video. Shia LaBeouf.

[D]

I knew it.

[C]

Did you mention this? Did you see this?

[A]

No.

[D]

It got sent to my algorithm.

[A]

I think our algorithm. Because Der's made such a hoopla about fucking Shia freaking Lebouf.

[C]

Ders. What? Or two weeks ago, just went in, made a big deal about how Shia should have been the lead of one battle after another.

[D]

I don't think he should have been. I think I would have enjoyed it more if he played the Leonardo DiCaprio part.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[C]

Yeah. So then now I'm getting like, things, death threats. My algorithm has morphed and as it does, it metastasizes.

[D]

It enters your soul.

[A]

It's a bagel.

[C]

So now I'm getting these videos through my algorithm because we were talking about Shia LaBeouf and it was. He's being interviewed by someone and they're like, I just want to. What was your experience like working on the movie Holes? And he's like, it was a bad one. It was bad. It was a bad experience. He goes in on his experience on Holes because shy is. Is can't just answer a question like that with like, ah, you know, it wasn't the best experience, but we got through it and I'm, you know, I was better for it or whatever. He just went in and it went down like a 10 minute rant on the movie Holes. But the crazy part was they said. He said that there were. It was 150° inside the holes. And you're only allowed to spend. To spend like two minutes in these holes per sag. And then they had like a little stopwatch off to the side and they would stop you in the middle of the take. Cuz you needed to come out of the hole or else you would pass out.

[D]

Children.

[C]

The children are in these holes.

[A]

Oh my God.

[C]

Hollywood doesn't care about them kids.

[D]

And that's why he was ready to play the role of a lifetime in one battle after another. But I guess we'll never know.

[A]

Dang. That I thought maybe he was on the wrong side of history by saying Holes was not a good experience. But that does actually sound like a form of torture. That sucks. Why didn't they get better holes?

[C]

I think holes are just holes and you. There's no better or worse. They just are what they are.

[A]

Huh? Yeah. It's science.

[D]

Unless you guys out there know otherwise. Slide in Blake's DMS and send me pictures of any holes.

[A]

Send me all your favorite holes, please.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[C]

If you have a favorite hole, it's just the photo of my. That my doctor's been taking.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Over the years.

[D]

I actually have. Do you want to kick off? Take back.

[A]

I actually have one hole you might be interested in. I have it from several different years, and it's aging well.

[D]

It's one of those. It's one of those, like, where they take a picture of the hole every day for 10 years and you see it age. I'm interested.

[A]

It's just like, dude, has anybody ever done one picture of their butthole for a year? Every day. That would be incredible.

[D]

Not yet.

[A]

That would be incredible.

[D]

Netflix, we're here, baby.

[A]

Netflix, we're back.

[C]

Hey, Netflix. Netflix. Here's the show.

[B]

We're back.

[C]

See? Why would that be incredible? Because to me, the it your wouldn't change that much within a year. I mean, I guess. I don't know.

[D]

Ask your doctor.

[A]

Who knows? Who knows?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Truly, it has never been documented.

[D]

It might be the one part of you that doesn't age huge. It's already wrinkly, like an old man.

[A]

I'm very curious. I'm very curious. I would. I would go beyond a year. I'd love to see 10 years of a butthole aging to see exactly what kind of changes occur.

[D]

Huh.

[C]

I think Ders is right. That's the one part of your body that doesn't age because it just looks like an.

[A]

Well, then we need to bottle that and get it used as like a Korean face. Face oil or something. Cuz if it. If it never changes, you know who sent me?

[C]

What is the name of that brand? They sent me, like, a box of skincare stuff, and I didn't use it. But it. But it was. Have you guys.

[D]

Maybe it's Maybelline.

[C]

L'.

[D]

Oreal.

[C]

No, it's like, you know Frank Gillo.

[D]

Sure. The stunt dude. The act actor. Stunt guy.

[C]

The actor looks super tough. He's in the commercials where he rubs.

[A]

His face and he's.

[C]

He's like, I was never about skin care, and I started applying this and people say I look younger. And he doesn't see a seven.

[D]

He's a seven.

[A]

There's a hot seven.

[C]

No, he's. He's too hot. He's too hot.

[D]

I like it. He's like, I've never used skincare. We know we're looking at you.

[A]

You look like a catcher's mitt.

[C]

Yeah, but that looks better.

[A]

Yeah. Guys look hot when they're wrinkly.

[C]

To me, when guys skin looks like. Like they've done a million lasers and they've injected in their face, it looks bad.

[A]

Yeah, right?

[C]

You just look.

[D]

It looks weird.

[C]

Guys. You want guys to age a little bit.

[A]

I want Charles Bronson. I want Charles Bronson face.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes. It's called caldera lab. They sent me a bunch of stuff. I did not use it.

[A]

Get in there.

[C]

But. But I feel like men nowadays are more. More likely to do skincare, and I'm not opposed to, like, washing my face and putting on moisturizer.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

But the amount of steps that they have you jump through, there's, like, rubbing oils on your face and all this. Exfoliating and all this. I don't want to do all this. Never. I want to do all this, Man.

[D]

It is the biggest racket in the world. It's so cheap to make this stuff and then sell it for X amount of dollars with somebody's brand name on it. That's why homegirl Kardashian's a billionaire, because she just did makeup. Makeup is like, makeup and perfume and sunglasses are how you make money. Okay, go off and should we announce it? Should we tell them, guys?

[C]

Yeah. I like how Brad Pitt has one now where he's just got one. He's like, yeah, I just wash my faces. I just wanted something quick and easy. And then he lists, like, five steps. He's like, I just wash my face. I just exfoliate. I put some oil on. I put my daily moisturizer. I put my sunblock on. Then I'm out the door, and.

[A]

And then outside, I take hose water, and I use the hose water.

[C]

Jesus. That seems like five more steps than I do, man.

[D]

I don't.

[C]

I don't know.

[D]

What's. What's your routine, Adam?

[A]

Give us it, dude.

[C]

In the morning, I wash my face.

[D]

You do?

[C]

I do it. And then at night, I wash my face.

[D]

When do you shower? When do you shower?

[C]

After the gym.

[D]

So you wake up, you wash your face?

[C]

Yes, I wash my face.

[D]

Meaning what? With soap? Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Like, but, like.

[D]

But, like, face soap or, like, hands?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

My wife got. I think it's nice soap. It's some. My wife got me. I don't know.

[D]

So you use a facial soap Cleanser.

[A]

Yeah, it's a cleanser.

[D]

You have a routine. You do that, then you go to the gym looking real good, then you come home in the shower.

[A]

Lululemon.

[D]

You don't need to wash your face in the shower. You do again or what?

[A]

Rewash.

[C]

Dude, I don't. I don't wash my face in the shower.

[D]

Okay, well, you know what I do afterwards? That's not. You're leaning in. I don't know why you're leaning in.

[C]

I don't like it.

[A]

What do you do afterwards?

[C]

I wash my face. Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And then in the shower, dude.

[D]

And so that's it. At night. At night. What?

[C]

And then at night, I put on. My wife gave me, like, a night moisturizer. Just, like, cream.

[D]

Blake, like me, you don't do anything.

[A]

No, I wash my face and I use a moisturizer.

[D]

When you wake up up, you wash your face, like, outside of the shower.

[A]

It's usually the shower. It's usually the shower because I take a shower in the morning, but if I don't, then, yeah, I'll probably run some cold water over my face and then moisturize. And what you really should do is put on some spf.

[D]

You moisturize. This is blowing my mind.

[A]

You don't use a moisturizer.

[D]

I don't do anything. I use soap on my face in the shower.

[A]

How are you a seven? You're going to drop. Drop to six by next month.

[D]

I want that Bronson face.

[C]

And a lot of people say dirt is the hottest one. This is cr. Maybe that's the trick.

[A]

And. And. And I'd love to do a shout out. I'm a tatcha guy. I love tatcha. It comes in.

[C]

This is lavender.

[A]

Well, I have a. I have an Asian girlfriend. I have to take care of my skin. Okay.

[D]

I remember, like, Simon Rex had some skincare thing he sent to me, and I was like, all right, maybe I'll do this. And I put it right next to the sink. And then, like, a month later was like, I'm never doing this. What are we talking about?

[A]

And God bless you. But you're going to. You're going to drop off the edge of a cliff here pretty soon, and your face is going to hang like. Like a basset hound, I guess.

[C]

Like a basset hound. I remember I was. I was on Rodeo Drive, and this. I was.

[D]

Is that how you pronounce it?

[C]

Ro. Rodeo Drive. And I. This, like, beautiful Russian girl was like, come in. Let me give you moisturize. She was a vampire. Let me give you moisturizer. And and so I got talked into buying this like hundred dollar cream and she's like, I was like, yeah, I just get poofy eyes in the morning. And she's like, oh, you do this at night, you leave it, you won't have poofy eyes. I'm like, okay, so. And then next morning I was going to go shoot on Modern Family and I go in and it was one of my first weeks on the show and I come in, both eyes were swollen.

[D]

Oh yeah, I remember this.

[C]

They were like swollen and there it was like all puffy and crusty. And they had to like do serious work to my eyes, like with the.

[A]

Cultures and like trying to deflate these Russians.

[C]

They totally me, they totally gotta be.

[A]

Careful with these Russians, man.

[C]

Yeah, there's no Korean skin care. I'll say that.

[D]

It blows my mind that you guys do that. I'm sorry, I, I, it's fine. I'm not, I don't think I, I'm not judging, I'm just surprised because I.

[C]

Just figured, well, by the way, moisturizer and washing your face is about as low as you can go. There's so many more steps. Yeah, there's oils, there's exfoliating, facial.

[D]

I'm not saying there aren't more steps. I'm just shocked to hear that there's time taken to, to tend.

[A]

You don't even put on a sunblock, sun protection, SPF nothing.

[D]

If I go running, I put on sunscreen on my face.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[C]

That's a, that's a form, that's a thing.

[A]

What? It's a form of, of taking care of your facial skin. Yeah.

[D]

Because I don't want to be sunburned.

[A]

Well, you're also just.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

You're protecting me. Talking about you're protecting yourself.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And I appreciate you that. Nice to you. And, and you, you're a hot ass seven. You, you're leaning into eight if you keep that up. Okay.

[D]

Okay. Well, I gotta ask more of my guy friends what they're doing, if they're doing anything. I wish you were would because this is just blowing my mind. This is blowing my mind. Hey, and, and maybe I start washing my face in the morning. It's not going to happen, but absolutely.

[C]

Yeah. Well, you, you do also. There's, I feel like we're more the norm.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And I feel like you are a little on the outside because you also don't brush your teeth at night. And like, you have weird routines. That is true. So I feel most people brush your teeth in the morning and at night. Night. You don't brush your teeth at night. You don't go to bed and you don't wash your face. Hardly ever.

[D]

Everyone joining us for the first time here on Netflix. I brush my teeth in the morning.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

I don't brush them at night.

[A]

Yes. Which is bizarre behavior. And it goes against everything dentists say.

[D]

I don't get cavities. Yeah.

[C]

It goes against what the dentists tell you to do, which is fine. You do. You do. You.

[D]

But I don't floss. I'm, I'm doing okay. What else don't I do, Right?

[A]

You're disaster, my guy.

[D]

I never wipe.

[A]

You.

[D]

You don't have to. You do not have to.

[C]

Well, well, that's, that's why the doctor refuses to look at your.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[D]

Smells me. When I come in, he starts to.

[C]

Bend down there and goes, you know what?

[A]

I'm good. Oh, dude wipes.

[C]

I'm good. Sponsored by dude, dude wipes.

[D]

Dude wipes.

[C]

Dude wipe. Dude wipe.

[D]

Yeah, he keeps telling me about, I guess he's trying to sell me do wipes. He's actually just saying dude wipe.

[C]

Dude wipe.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Points.

[C]

Any take backs, Any apologies, Any epic slams here, boys?

[A]

I, I, I would like to apologize to myself and the listeners for doubting myself, which I do constantly. I always backpedal. Both Bill Berg and Gerald, the, the two dudes from Earnest did pass away last year.

[D]

Oh, dear God.

[A]

So I would, I would really like to give my flowers to two comedic icons. You, they raised me. Don't know how to.

[C]

You're not able to pronounce their names. You butchered.

[A]

It's like Gerald. How do you, how do you say, how would you say this name? G. Gaillard. Gil Gillard. Gaillard.

[C]

Yeah. Gaillard.

[A]

Yeah. Is it French?

[D]

Say it with an accent. That's always fun.

[A]

Yeah, you just throw. Gaylord. Gaylord Sartin and Bill Burr special salute to you comedic legends. 2025. Is that we lost a lot of icons and, and add two to the list if you didn't know.

[D]

Do we know when this episode comes out?

[A]

Next week? Tuesday.

[C]

Yeah. Someone will tell us. Someone will tell us.

[D]

I don't know when this happens, but the Winter Olympics are right around the corner.

[A]

I'm very excited.

[D]

I've got Olympics fever. It's got me wanting to brush my teeth at night, I'll tell you that.

[A]

I've got some appointment watching for that. That's for Sure.

[D]

I can't wait to watch all these sports.

[C]

So this will come out the 27th of January.

[A]

Okay, great.

[D]

I think then I'm a little early on the Olympic stuff, but I can't wait.

[A]

Get it ready because it's gonna be a. Gonna be a good one. Oh, baby, baby.

[D]

When those b. When they're going down those slopes and those bells are ring a ling a.

[C]

Ling a ling USA My prize picks account is going to be going off.

[D]

USA there's something fun about it.

[A]

Bring home the gold, boys and girls.

[C]

Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams there, Jersey?

[D]

Any takebacks? No?

[A]

Okay. You want to take back not washing your face or brushing your teeth for 40 years?

[B]

Hold up.

[D]

What else, what else, what else?

[C]

Now question. Did your parents teach you to not. Is this something that you picked up along the way? And your brothers, they brush their teeth at night or.

[D]

I would. I would love that to be the revelation where it's like, what do you mean, brush your teeth at night? No one does that. You eat macaroni and then you go straight to sleep, right? Yeah, no, they all brush their teeth at night as far as I know. It's. It's.

[C]

I see. Durst.

[D]

It's my thing, dude.

[A]

The macaroni, like, he.

[C]

He just wants to not do the thing other people are doing.

[D]

Yeah, that's. That's what it is.

[A]

Your whoop is going to tell you to brush your goddamn teeth, brother.

[D]

I do love the idea of whooping. Like you're not brushing your teeth at night. How many steps you get?

[A]

It's a bagel.

[D]

I just don't like it. Wakes me up in a way to have like all that mint in my mouth. I'm like, it's too spicy. What if you have a Don't even say kids toothpaste because it's so gross.

[C]

Why don't you do a little bubble gum?

[D]

No. It's so gnarly.

[A]

Why don't you do a not a not flavored toothpaste that night?

[D]

Just a not flavored toothpaste. Where's that?

[A]

Yeah, don't they have a not flavored toothpaste?

[C]

I'm sure they do.

[A]

Yeah, I'm sure they do. They got to be for.

[D]

For bitches. Yeah.

[C]

The fact that it's too spicy for you.

[D]

Like too spicy. Which is something.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Which is something. Kids always usa. Which is amazing for my four year old. Yeah. I just don't like it. And.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And you're not gonna take that back or apologize for that and.

[A]

And Adam, are You gonna take back anything or would you like a special shout out to something?

[C]

No, no, I would like to shout out the cruise that is coming up.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

February 22nd through the 26th. 7th. What are the dates?

[D]

26. 22 to 26. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

22Nd through the 26th. Leav to Cozumel, Mexico.

[D]

Tampa to Cozumel.

[C]

It's gonna be a banger and I'm so excited for it. We still have tickets available at this cruise is important dot com. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Bring your friends. My parents are gonna be there. You could throw down with Penny and Dennis.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

I plan on getting my dad on a microphone to say that shit's important.

[A]

That shit's important live.

[D]

That's cool.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

That's great. We'll do it live.

[A]

Well, hey.

[C]

Hey. And we're on Netflix now.

[A]

Yes. Good first episode.

[C]

Good first step. It feels good.

[A]

Feel free if you're finishing the podcast to head on over to Is It Cake Season 2, Episode 1 and check out your boy. All right.

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