Ep 282: Sssssssmokin’!!!

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important

Episode 282: “Sssssssmokin’!!!”

Release date: February 3, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Overview

In this spirited and freewheeling episode, the guys ruminate on the resurging popularity of smoking in LA nightlife, the joys and perils of movie theater popcorn (and its absurd new mega buckets), nostalgia for retro cartoons and their questionable Hollywood reboots, and the supreme importance of schoolyard games in their upbringings. Jam-packed with hilarity, confessions, hypothetical celebrity tournaments, and deeply Midwestern reflections, the conversation whips from childhood crushes to the wisdom of drunk Wisconsin, ending, appropriately, with hot tips for surviving the Super Bowl and a passionate plea for “Game Over, Man!” popcorn buckets.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Smoking is Back? (03:59–07:17)

• Adam tells a surreal story from Nina Dobrev’s birthday, where the club’s main action was in a cramped, jam-packed smoking area—smoking, apparently, is “back” in LA.
• Adam: “Why is everybody out here? ... Oh, yeah, smoking’s back in LA! Darts, baby!” (05:25)
• Blake admits he recently picked up the habit again, but only in freezing Winnipeg for “warmth” (“Bodily chimney” joke, 06:38). He claims the habit is over now that he’s home.
• They debate whether smoking is resurging because it’s now considered rebellious again, or just because “the message wore off” and people stopped caring about health scares.
• Discussion of cigarettes as an “appetite suppressant” and a “skinny man’s game.”
• Adam shares a family history of lung cancer; questions whether cigarettes are worse than alcohol for your health (10:13–10:29).

Alcohol: Is the Party Over? (10:50–13:12)

• The guys riff on changing science and recommendations: the FDA now recommends zero drinks a week.
• Blake: “That’s the whole new thing. I’m pissed now!” (11:08)
• They joke that former wine studies were paid for by “big wine.”
• The hosts laugh about viral TikTok drink-making videos featuring “cocaine” powder, which turns out to be only “drink glitter” (14:18).
• “We got the same algorithm.” – Adam (12:34)
• Joke about family gatherings pretending to do cocaine with “fake coke stuff” (13:30–14:18).

Movie Theaters & Insane Popcorn Buckets (15:47–22:04)

• Blake shows off a “Guinness world record” Galactus popcorn bucket from the new “Fantastic Four” movie—absurdly huge, but possibly not the largest, the group complains (16:05–18:02).
• Adam: “The bathtub of popcorn that they gave me ... was so huge.” (17:34)
• Adam tells a funny story about buying a large bucket for his partner, Chloe, who eats just a few kernels before dumping it on him (16:12–17:03).
• Riffs on movie theaters’ specialty promotion buckets (Mission Impossible briefcase), and business necessity (“No one’s going to the theater. So, the people that do are movies, will buy the extra stuff.” – Adam, 21:25).
• The group proposes re-releasing old movies just for the sake of new, collectible popcorn buckets, like a “Game Over, Man!” Adam-Butthole bucket (22:07).

Hollywood: Cartoons, Reboots, and Casting Debates (29:35–38:06)

• The hosts roast the new He-Man movie trailer—its over-reliance on CGI and lack of substance, arguing trailers need a new hook in the age of AI and deepfakes.
• Adam: “To me, Jared Leto sucks ... so he’s a shitty Skeletor.” (34:31–34:44)
• The gang re-casts He-Man and Skeletor with dream actors (Benicio Del Toro, Shia LaBeouf, Jack Black, Michael B. Jordan).
• Adam recounts nearly receiving a script for the Indy franchise—mix-up quickly fixed (“Within three minutes, ding dong, the kid’s there again. ... I [messed] up so bad...” 39:43–40:03).
• Bittersweet reflections about how close calls in Hollywood “will humble you.”

Schoolyard Games, Nostalgia, & Childhood Perviness (54:15–65:36)

• The guys reminisce on after-school games (knock hockey, four-square, steal the bacon, red rover, dodgeball) all of which get quite violent or weirdly sexual in their memories.
• Adam confesses trying to look down his babysitter’s shirt during two-square as a kid—got ratted out to his mom (55:06–56:47).
• The rules and strategies of “Red Rover” elucidated; Adam jokes about always running at girls in the weakest link (“send Cynthia’s big ass titties on over,” 59:29).
• Adam shares about getting into a fight at school and his father’s advice: “punch him in the face as hard as you can and then run away” (63:10).
• Reflection that school fights are sometimes just tragic windows into kids’ home lives, not just “badass” rituals.

Midwest & Drinking Stats (66:23–71:14)

• Blake details the dominance of Wisconsin towns on the “drunkest cities in America” lists, questioning the metrics.
• Adam: “It’s really the Midwest just getting up.” (68:03)
• The crew notes the paradoxically strict Wisconsin liquor laws—fueling, not deterring, their boozy pride.
• They learn “Oshkosh B’Gosh” overalls really are from Oshkosh, Wisconsin, which delights them.

Looking Ahead: Super Bowl & Cruise Promo (68:40–74:31)

• Hosts announce they'll podcast from the Super Bowl, calling back favorite interviews (Joey Chestnut, testosterone tests).
• Banter about measuring grip strength—"what if we just have them squeeze your dick and you judge it?" (69:57).
• Heavy promo for their upcoming “This Cruise is Important” event—February 22–26, Tampa to Mexico.

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Notable Quotes (with Timestamps)

• Adam: “Why is everybody out here? ... Oh, yeah, smoking’s back in LA! Darts, baby!” (05:25)
• Blake: “I just want to party.” (06:00 & recurring)
• Adam: “It takes me nine shots to get it in three. ... So, what am I going to be in Hawaii when it’s a thousand yards away?” (41:53)
• Blake: “Live from hole seven, it’s me, the caddy with the fatty, kids!” (03:24 & 43:10)
• Adam: “Chloe can’t understand that because she has a thing called willpower ... just don’t eat it ... what?” (16:47)
• Blake: “Yeah, those are just cool dudes. Never gave up. Never gave up the party, man.” (66:14)
• Adam: “To me, Jared Leto sucks ... so he’s a shitty Skeletor.” (34:31–34:44)
• Adam: “My dad told me to hit him. ... Punch him in the face as hard as you can and then run away.” (62:13–63:10)
• Caleb: “Red rover, red rover, send Cynthia’s big ass titties on over.” (59:29)
• Adam: “It’s really the Midwest just getting up.” (68:03)

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Key Moments & Timestamps

• Smoking Is Back in LA: 05:25–07:17
• Alcohol is Now “Zero,” FDA Says: 10:50–11:29
• Movie Theater Popcorn Madness: 16:05–22:04
• He-Man & Hollywood Reboots: 29:35–34:44
• Adam’s Indiana Jones Near-Miss: 39:04–40:47
• Violent Schoolyard Tales: 55:06–65:36
• Midwestern Drunkest Towns Discussion: 66:23–71:14
• Super Bowl & Cruise Announcements: 68:40–74:31

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Tone and Language

The conversation is loose, boisterous, and irreverent, packed with in-jokes, digressions, vulnerable admissions, and abrupt shifts from nostalgia to outright juvenile humor. The hosts needle one another constantly, self-deprecate, and never stray far from poking fun at pop culture, each other, and themselves.

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential “This Is Important” rollercoaster: a bizarre, nostalgic, but affectionate look at vices, childhood, pop culture, and the evolving ways friends see themselves, each other, and the world. It’s chaotic, often silly, occasionally sentimental, and always gloriously unserious—until it’s not. The anticipation for the Super Bowl appearance and the cruise keeps things moving, but whether it’s “caddies with fatties” or a drunken Wisconsin shoutout, the ride is always worth it.

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[Caleb City]

This Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on this is Important.

[Blake Anderson]

Live from hole seven, it's me, the caddy with the fatty kids.

[Caleb City]

What if your pants didn't fil down cuz they go over your shoulders?

[Adam Devine]

Hey, actually, you come downstairs. I got the real stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we're back. Yes, sir. We too here on the flick.

[Caleb City]

We're in the flicks, baby. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Adam Devine]

You know, I was thinking about you, Blake. I was thinking about you.

[Caleb City]

Oh, I love it when you think about me, baby.

[Adam Devine]

I was thinking I was thinking about you, Blake, because I was at a party this past weekend and it was Nina Dobrev's birthday party and we love her. And fan of the pod she's not. Maybe she is. Yeah, but great episode of Workaholics. We love her. I was at. I was at her birthday party and go outside and there were the inside. It was like at this little speakeasy on. Off La Siena. It's a cool bar, but it was pretty small on the inside. And about midnight, I'm looking around and there's like only 15 people there. And I'm like, what the. Like Nina's friends, like, are we this old that we go home now before midnight around a birthday party on a Saturday? This is whack. And then I go outside and the tiny smoking area, wall to wall, 100 plus people stuffed. Stuffed in this little smoking corridor. And. And then I come out and I'm talking to somebody. I'm like, what the fuck is going on here? Why is everybody out here? And then they go, oh, yeah, smoking's.

[Caleb City]

Back in L. A. Darts, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

They. They said that, like officially smoking darts.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, as if, as if it was real. And by the way, from this person, I believed him.

[Caleb City]

I just want to party.

[Adam Devine]

And looking around, I believed him.

[Caleb City]

Smoking darts, baby.

[Adam Devine]

And. And then I'm like trying to get a gauge on, like, what's going on. Yeah. And I'm going around to people and like, oh, you always been a smoker. And they're like, no Actually, I just kind of started back up, and then the next person, they're like, yeah, my husband doesn't even know I'm smoking, so don't tell them. And everyone's just getting back into it, which seems absurd, but you start thinking about Blake.

[Caleb City]

He's got his finger.

[Adam Devine]

He's got his finger on the pulse.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's a blessing and a curse.

[Adam Devine]

And he goes along with the crowd.

[Caleb City]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

And I.

[Caleb City]

Yes, I'm a follower.

[Adam Devine]

And he's a follower. He's a follower. What is that, Blake, because you recently have started to smoke cigarettes.

[Caleb City]

No, that was. That was purely. Well, a little bit, but it was purely a Winnipeg thing. It had to be done to warm my. My. My soul, my chest, my lungs. It was very important to stay warm.

[Blake Anderson]

Bodily chimney.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if that's exactly true, dude. I don't think it works that way.

[Caleb City]

I'm telling you, brother, there's nothing like smoking a dart outside in Winnipeg, man.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well, guess what? It's back in la.

[Caleb City]

It's back. Dude, There's a lot of. I don't know what happened. I think it's because in the 90s, there was such a. And even into the early 2000s, there was such a strong push to no more smoking. It's very, very, very bad for you. But I think that the message has kind of worn off and people are just like, fuck it, dude, let's just fucking feel. They're feeling really good.

[Blake Anderson]

But why aren't they drinking? I don't understand. I mean, I hear your logic, but at the same time, my mom was like, there's billions of bottles of hard alcohol just sitting on. I'll tell you, warehouses, because no one's drinking. So we're smoking, but we're not drinking?

[Caleb City]

Well, drinking gets you inebriated. It gets you out of your mind. And also, it's me feel. It also has calories. Cigarettes is a very skinny man's game, I'm telling you right now. Everybody always claimed it was like a. Like a appetite suppressant. Remember when that was one of the things they said on the table?

[Blake Anderson]

I remember. Sure, I remember. Yeah. Remember on the table. You remember the table, talking?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, talking on the table.

[Blake Anderson]

Table.

[Adam Devine]

What are you talking?

[Blake Anderson]

An appetite suppressor.

[Adam Devine]

But, yeah, I do feel that. That, yes, I think that that is the case.

[Caleb City]

Yeah. You don't eat, you just smoke ciggy and it's very terrible. It's very bad. And I'm here today as a smoker from Winnipeg, and now that I'm back in California. The habit is over.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you back?

[Caleb City]

I'm back, and I'm not smoking anymore. I didn't like the way I smelt or felt when I was smoking cigarettes. They're not good, they're bad.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, so you're not. I'm not going to see you driving on the 101, the doors open on your Jeep, smoking a cig.

[Caleb City]

There's always a chance that on an off night I might, you know, smoke a ciggy, but the fact of the matter is, I'm not going to buy a pack of cigarettes ever again.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you have any cigarettes? Do you have any cigarettes left over?

[Caleb City]

I have no cigarettes on my person, not in my household. Isaac actually got me some little bubble ones.

[Adam Devine]

So if you're at Cha Cha. So if you're at Cha Cha, which is a bar there in Silver Lake, I believe.

[Caleb City]

Correct.

[Adam Devine]

And someone's like, yo, Blake, I have a dart.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, you want to go nibble on a dart dog?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Should we go burn a dart dog?

[Caleb City]

I just want to party.

[Adam Devine]

Are you burning a dart dog?

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

[Caleb City]

I'm not. Not if you're inviting me out like that. No, sir, I'm not. Here's the one way. Here's the scenario.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, See me, for me, there's judgment because I'm not a smoker. I've never been a smoker.

[Caleb City]

And good. And good for you. And please don't my.

[Adam Devine]

You know, my father's dealing with a lot of health issues because of. Because of his cigarette smoking, and Blake's.

[Blake Anderson]

Out here willy nilly with his lungs.

[Caleb City]

No, no, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm unbelievable.

[Caleb City]

I saw the light. I saw the light. I'm done. I'm not doing it anymore.

[Blake Anderson]

You need a light.

[Adam Devine]

You know. You know how many like, I. I know, like a lot of my family has. Has had lung cancer. My grandmother died of lung cancer. But then. But then people were like, I. I've talked about this on the podcast before. And then I've had DMS of people being like, well, you drink yada, yada, you know, and I drink a lot less than I used to.

[Blake Anderson]

And we appreciate it.

[Adam Devine]

Various reasons. Yes, that's life.

[Caleb City]

But they care.

[Adam Devine]

I, you know, I. I'm like, I none. No one in my family has had liver cancer or disease. I feel like it's much harder to get that.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, maybe than lung cancer.

[Blake Anderson]

Why is lung cancer you guys are invincible?

[Caleb City]

Because I think cigarettes are that bad for you. They're very terrible for you.

[Adam Devine]

So they're that much worse than alcohol. And everyone says Alcohol is essentially poison.

[Caleb City]

I also think there's things that alcohol does that maybe isn't directly linked. Like, it's probably melting your brain and like, affecting you in other ways. But there's no way to truly, like, just point to, like, oh, that's alcohol doing that. But it's very bad for you. It's all very.

[Blake Anderson]

I think they did it. I think they did. I think they did figure it out. Because the doctor. Because when I went to the doctor, he was like, how much you drink in a week? And I'm like, not that much. Maybe four drinks. And he goes, well, Food and Drug association has a new number for how many drinks you should have a week. And it's zero. And I was like, huh? And that's the whole new thing is I'm pissed now.

[Caleb City]

That's unacceptable.

[Adam Devine]

They. Because they used to say, like, a glass of wine a night. Fine. Or. Or whatever. It's like a glass of wine is good for your heart. Yes. And now they're saying, no, Alcoh is the best amount of alcohol. But by the way, those guys are nerds.

[Blake Anderson]

And the people who said it was good for your heart were the wine companies.

[Caleb City]

Oh, big wine.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Even the alcohol companies. Someone was saying the other day was like, they did a big study where they're like, actually, alcohol is good for you because it makes you more social. And if you're less social, you're more likely to do self harm.

[Adam Devine]

No. So, dude, I like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Have a drink, go out, be social, save your life and maybe somebody else's.

[Caleb City]

I heard that from my doctor, that two buzz balls a week is actually a really good look. Go. Go ahead. That will.

[Adam Devine]

He didn't say that it's healthy. Said it's a good look.

[Blake Anderson]

And his phrasing is good.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, actually, two buzz balls a week is a good look.

[Blake Anderson]

And then he cracked one open for you.

[Caleb City]

He's like, here you go. Would you like a. Would you like a cram blaster on me? And I said, do you have a Grapes Gone Wild? And he said, you know it, bro. And then we. We bro down pretty hard.

[Blake Anderson]

And he poured it right into his belly button. And you got it.

[Adam Devine]

I saw this video online and this drink I do feel would be pretty good. But here's the drink. They sprinkled what looked like cocaine.

[Caleb City]

I saw this too. I think we have the same algorithm.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we do. We do. Sprinkled what I imagined to be cocaine. Then they poured in Green apple buzz ball. And then they poured in.

[Blake Anderson]

You sure it wasn't Creatine.

[Adam Devine]

Tito's creatine. And then they poured in like a Red Bull and then topped it off with like a grapefruit juice and some Fanta. And then they chugged it. It's a bagel, first of all. I bet it's delicious.

[Caleb City]

Yes, Sounds terrific.

[Adam Devine]

Secondly, that's going to get you going. You have one of those at the beginning of the night.

[Caleb City]

Adam, I don't.

[Adam Devine]

That's a party starter.

[Caleb City]

So I saw that video and I looked at his page and he pours the cocaine powder in it a lot. And I looked it up and I know what it is, actually.

[Adam Devine]

It's that fake cocaine stuff that. That every aunt is doing at Christmas party.

[Caleb City]

What is that? No cane or. What is that? There's fake blood.

[Adam Devine]

It's like. It's like this fake cocaine stuff, but like, you snort it as if it's actual cocaine. It just looks like you're doing cocaine. And it's like, funny, but that people.

[Blake Anderson]

Are like, we're doing coke.

[Caleb City]

Weird Thanksgiving. And we're doing family cocaine.

[Adam Devine]

Haha. We're all doing cocaine. Look, the kids are doing cocaine.

[Caleb City]

And you're like, I'm kind of hyped on that. That definitely. As long as it's not the. Well then like the one uncle's like, mine's actually.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, actually, you come downstairs. I got the real stuff.

[Caleb City]

You got the drip.

[Adam Devine]

No one eats Thanksgiving dinner.

[Caleb City]

Nobody's hungry.

[Adam Devine]

Everyone's just fucking hopped up.

[Caleb City]

Yeah. Everybody's just dancing.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

This.

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

This Thanksgiving is much different than. Than our previous 30 Thanksgiving.

[Caleb City]

It wasn't the fake cocaine. It's actually. It's actually like drink glitter. You put it in your drinks and it makes them like glittery. Glittery and shimmer. I don't know if you guys have seen this stuff. Kind of cool.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I hate that.

[Caleb City]

It's like rainbow. I think, I think, I think if you guys got it actually, for like the kids, it's kind of fun. Like, you poured in milk. It makes the milk look like it shines. It's kind of cool.

[Adam Devine]

You sprinkle a bunch of poison.

[Blake Anderson]

Go ahead and send me some.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, well, I don't have like a plug or anything, but the drink litter.

[Adam Devine]

But we're on Netflix now. You know, they're listening.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like. Yeah, yeah. I feel like we've talked about. Don't bring anything up unless you can send us whatever you're talking about. Okay. That goes for everything.

[Caleb City]

Yes. If we ever speak about it, we need it, so please send it our way. Some Drink Glitter.

[Blake Anderson]

We are on Netflix. So look, Rolls Royce, we don't need three. Just send us one. We'll share it. We'll figure it out.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we'll share. We're not a friend.

[Caleb City]

Here's the thing. This is my stand for anybody watching On Glitter. I'm willing to put any product here. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

On Netflix, you mean.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, yeah. What did I say?

[Adam Devine]

On Glitter?

[Caleb City]

Sorry.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry. I've had.

[Caleb City]

I've had some. Some fake cocaine before the recording of this.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

To be fair. To be fair. Sounds like a streamer. Did you download Glitter? They've got all the new shows. It's pretty good. My daughters love it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's actually free. It's free. It's a free service.

[Caleb City]

You got to listen to. This is important. On Glitter. It's really good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, there's ads, but, like, not that many.

[Adam Devine]

What is that? Blake, please explain.

[Caleb City]

This is a Guinness world record setting popcorn receptacle from the Fantastic Four movie. AMC released it. This was what you could order and get your popcorn in. And it's the largest popcorn bucket ever produced. It's of course, the head of Galactus.

[Adam Devine]

Now. By the way, I went to see Marty supreme yesterday.

[Caleb City]

Did they have one of those?

[Adam Devine]

No, but Chloe, I was like, let's just get a medium popcorn. She goes, let's just get a large. Just in case.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

I don't eat that much popcorn. You're a monster. I'll just get it. Just. Just in case, by the way. Then she eats 25 kernels and then hands me the daddy.

[Caleb City]

Then daddy gets the bucket.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, boy.

[Adam Devine]

And so then it's me, just.

[Caleb City]

This is just during the preview. The movie haven't even started.

[Adam Devine]

God damn, I ate so much popcorn.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta hand it over and you go, get this. Get this away from me. Get this away from me.

[Adam Devine]

Chloe can't understand that because she has a thing called willpower, which it's beyond. No, sir. I don't like it. I don't even understand how she has this.

[Blake Anderson]

Interesting.

[Adam Devine]

Because she's able to just go, well, just don't eat it. And I'm like, what?

[Caleb City]

That would be a waste.

[Adam Devine]

What do you mean, don't eat it?

[Caleb City]

Come on.

[Adam Devine]

It's sitting in front of me and it's popcorn. And I'm watching a movie. Daddy wants to gobble.

[Caleb City]

Well, and popcorn's impossible.

[Blake Anderson]

And by the way, how large is this?

[Adam Devine]

This is.

[Blake Anderson]

It's huge. I got a small popcorn the other day.

[Caleb City]

Is it a galactic?

[Blake Anderson]

It was the size of my kid's frickin.

[Caleb City]

Head.

[Blake Anderson]

It just made me kind of sad, by the way.

[Adam Devine]

And you seen that? Or saying that that is the largest. It makes me go, that's such a lie. Because the bathtub of popcorn that they gave me, I agree.

[Caleb City]

Is huge.

[Adam Devine]

It was so huge.

[Caleb City]

Massive.

[Adam Devine]

This is large. But not just where the amount of popcorn.

[Caleb City]

Maybe this isn't showing up, but it has like an echo in it. It's huge, dude. It's massive.

[Blake Anderson]

We agree. But it's skinny.

[Adam Devine]

That's a skinny amount. I mean, it's large.

[Blake Anderson]

We agree. It doesn't seem like a world record setting size. It seems like. I'm not saying it isn't. I'm saying it doesn't seem like it. Can I just speak. Can I just speak your truth?

[Caleb City]

Look, it came with a diploma.

[Blake Anderson]

It said it honestly seems. It seems like 30% bigger than I. Than a regular large popcorn at any movie theater.

[Caleb City]

Okay, but can we at least say that? What? Amc.

[Blake Anderson]

And are we talking about. Are we talking about capacity? Are we talking about like the volume? Like the years on that thing? Like who.

[Caleb City]

Not ears. It's a helmet. These aren't his ears. Galactus doesn't have ears. Come on.

[Adam Devine]

I think you're talk. Yeah, the largest man.

[Blake Anderson]

And what is that guy? A moose from space? What are we looking at?

[Caleb City]

I like that, I like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that Rocky? That's a great addition.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, it says it's. It's. The Galactus popcorn bucket is massive. Measuring about 20 in. Wide, 17 and a half inches tall and 9.6 inches deep, holding over 300 ounces, around 9 liters, making it a Guinness world record holder for the largest commercially sold popcorn container. Yeah, I. I honestly feel like it's. It's not the amount of popcorn that it's able to hold, it's how with the ears.

[Caleb City]

Sorry, they're not his ears. It's his helmet.

[Blake Anderson]

They're. They're antlers.

[Adam Devine]

Bullwinkle helmet antlers, I guess.

[Blake Anderson]

Todd, can you. Todd, can you look up the. How much popcorn. A large popcorn at one of our largest theater chains is like just for comparison. Here.

[Caleb City]

Do amc. Let's do amc.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like you know something. Do them all. Do AMC and Pacific.

[Adam Devine]

I haven't been to a movie in a while. Going to the movies is the best.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Caleb City]

I like watching from home on Netflix, but. Yes, you're right, you're right.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well, I hope, I hope my favorite corporate overlord Netflix buys Warner and. And then they get a dupe.

[Caleb City]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

That's what I want.

[Caleb City]

Okay. I like that.

[Adam Devine]

But Marty Supreme. I really enjoyed the movie. Yeah, it's an insane movie. It is all over the place.

[Caleb City]

Really.

[Adam Devine]

It's crazy. Have you seen it yet?

[Caleb City]

So it's not just like a straightforward narrative?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, no, it's. I mean, it is, but it's. It's kooky. It's kooky as all get out.

[Caleb City]

That makes me want to watch it. That makes me really want to see it.

[Adam Devine]

You should watch it. It's fun. I had a great time.

[Blake Anderson]

And what does that mean? Is it surreal or is it like real and it's just kind of choppy and cr. Or is it like, wow, it's real.

[Adam Devine]

But it's so, so all over the place.

[Blake Anderson]

Does he do timeout like Zack Morris style to the camera?

[Adam Devine]

I wish he did. I wish he did.

[Caleb City]

We need more of that.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe in the sequel they'll do it. Yeah, that'd be too Supreme.

[Adam Devine]

So.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I went to a Regal theater yesterday and the Regal large popcorn holds 85 ounces.

[Caleb City]

That's a lot.

[Blake Anderson]

And what is that? And that was 90.

[Caleb City]

This says it holds over 3,300 ounces. That can't make sense.

[Adam Devine]

That can't be right.

[Caleb City]

That's not right. 300 ounces. This. I'm sorry. And I, and I did pay $80 for it, but there's no way that that that holds that much.

[Blake Anderson]

You paid. You paid 80?

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Caleb City]

This is a $80 purchase.

[Blake Anderson]

You paid 80 for that?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

And I would have.

[Blake Anderson]

Can I say something upwards?

[Caleb City]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

Worth. Worth it. Worth it. Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Well, by the way, have you guys seen that? They do that at AMC is they do these specialty popcorn things. Like they did one for Mission Impossible that was like a briefcase. And then. They're fucking cool, dude. They're cool.

[Adam Devine]

By the way, they need to find ways to make money because no one's going to the theater. So the people that are going to the theater are movies.

[Caleb City]

This is a great step.

[Adam Devine]

Will buy the extra stuff. I totally get.

[Caleb City]

This is a step in the right direction because this is cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Or if you're just a working man, you need a briefcase. Honey, I'm going to the theater tonight. Yeah, I'll be back.

[Adam Devine]

Going to go to the movie. I'm going to watch some.

[Blake Anderson]

Just. I watched a few trailers. Came home with a briefcase full of popcorn.

[Caleb City]

Absolutely, man. I love that idea. They have had some really cool ones and it makes me. It makes me want them to re release old movies with new specialty popcorn buckets. Because I would pay for that shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. All right. What's on your mind. What, what, what's one movie?

[Caleb City]

I want Game over man with Adam's Butthole and you. Adam's Butthole and there's popcorn. And if you haven't seen it and you're on Netflix right now, go on over to Game over man and check it out. It's one click away.

[Blake Anderson]

What about just the Chihuahua, but the head is missing and inside the body is where the popcorn goes.

[Caleb City]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Caleb City]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Adam Devine]

Okay, I'm looking at an AMC Mega Bag.

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

And it looks like it says it holds 400 ounces.

[Caleb City]

Well, that's 100 more than mine.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caleb City]

What the.

[Blake Anderson]

You can live in it afterwards and.

[Adam Devine]

It holds 400 ounces. But it's just, it's just a giant bag. And by the way, it doesn't even look that huge and looks about the same size of a large Regal popcorn. But regardless, there's too much popcorn, dude. It's too much popcorn.

[Blake Anderson]

It sounds like. And by the way, I don't want to uncover something. I don't know what we're stepping into here as far as big popcorn goes. True theater chains might start knocking on our doors. True.

[Caleb City]

I don't want to get in trouble.

[Blake Anderson]

We. We should be careful.

[Adam Devine]

Well, that is where the the theaters make most of their money is the popcorn and the soda. I told you guys about the it's this thing called com cinemacon and when Micah Dave came out, they had me and Zach and Anna Kendrick and Zac Efron go to Cinemacon in Vegas and they sort of all the Studios sort of parade their big new movies.

[Blake Anderson]

And we were walking on the studio. The show. Correct.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's right. And it's crazy because they come out and like, the CEO of AMC and Regal and whoever else, they come out and they're like, this was a huge year for the industry. Ladies and gentlemen, let's give it up for popcorn. And then a giant popcorn bucket comes out and starts dancing around. They're like, we've sold $2.6 billion worth of popcorn.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

And then it's all these AMC Orville Reddenbacher starts. And Regal, like franchise owners in the.

[Caleb City]

In the.

[Adam Devine]

In the stadium, like, the stage or not the stage, but in the crowd, they're applauding. They're standing up, like, hooting and hollering about how much popcorn they sold.

[Blake Anderson]

Good.

[Adam Devine]

And then they're like. And we sold $4.6 billion worth of soda. And then the Coca Cola drink comes out. It was wild.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And it makes me go like, oh, this is like, the movies are just a way to get people in the door so they can sell them the popcorn soda and the mints and the soda and the gian head of Galactus. Some kind of Galactus, whoever that is. What kind of nerd shit is this?

[Caleb City]

Blake, it's a bagel. He's a Silver Surfer.

[Adam Devine]

What is this?

[Blake Anderson]

He's in the Silver Surfer Fantastic Four movie.

[Caleb City]

Correct. He's the main bad guy from the Fantastic Four. He eats planets.

[Adam Devine]

Seems scary.

[Caleb City]

Seems like a scary guy in the Fantastic Four movie. For. For what it's worth, you know, I thought it was. I thought it was good, but Galactus was great. Dude, they killed.

[Blake Anderson]

Would you love it if they were like, he eats planets and they just gave him a giant cigarette. Ok. Like, took one drag and he's like, appetite suppressed, solar system saved, and he just walks away.

[Caleb City]

No. You know what? I think I would have liked it maybe if Silver Surfer was a dude and not a chick. Okay. I don't know why they did that. All right, come on, Adam.

[Blake Anderson]

Let it hang there. Let it hang there. Let it. Let it hang there. Let it hang there.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, wow. That's an interesting take.

[Adam Devine]

Who cares?

[Blake Anderson]

Anything, Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Have you guys seen the. The trailer for he Man Dude? Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Which.

[Caleb City]

It's kind of a bummer. I feel like, AI everything up because now you go like, that could have just been like an AI moment. We kind of get it now. You know what I mean?

[Adam Devine]

I. No, I don't. Please explain what you're talking about.

[Blake Anderson]

I know what you're saying, But I. I think you feel that way because the trailer didn't say anything.

[Caleb City]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

It was just a. Yeah, the trailer was stupid.

[Caleb City]

I'm like, it's just like a visualization of he man as real people, and they can do that with AI So easy now that. That a trailer has to have. Yeah. A different kind of hook now because it's like, oh, I've already seen what he man would look like if he was a real human. I've seen Beavis and Butthead. I've seen trailer.

[Blake Anderson]

This is every bad trailer. Every bad trailer, like, shows you all the big crazy stuff and, like, a few jokes and, like, a dog that talks or whatever. But if you don't get the, like, oh, this is the setup of the movie. You're like, what did I just watch? I don't need to go see this. Which makes me scared about what the movie is.

[Caleb City]

It's a delicate balance.

[Adam Devine]

And also, I feel like he man is cool for people that are our age and even a little older or older. I know because. Because we were more of the Ninja Turtles generation. And he man was, like, just a little older. Even though, weirdly, my family exclusively bought me he man and refused to buy me Ninja Turtles. And I'm like, give me a Ninja Turtle runner.

[Caleb City]

Here's what I'll say in defense of he man. As someone who went back in later years and recently watched he man back.

[Adam Devine]

To Eternia and jerked off to. What's that?

[Caleb City]

It is one of the coolest cartoons ever made because it is so fucking weird, dude. They just made odd decisions. It's like, set in, well, Eternia, but, like, it's like. It's not. It's not medieval. It's not sci fi. It's like a merging of everything. It's like swords and lasers and, like, just really strange characters. Because evidently the way the characters were made were basically just for, like, to produce toys. So it was like, what would be a cool toy. And then writers had to write to that.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like that was the era. You don't think that was just the era where, like, they mixed space with everything. Yeah, but, like, wasn't there some, like, space cowboy one?

[Caleb City]

There was. I forget what that was called. Like, Lone Star or something.

[Blake Anderson]

Then there was, like, the Silver Hot Lone Star. Silver Hawk was like, like, space and whatever.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was. It was the era of just, like, mashing two things that shouldn't be together. It was like, street sharks or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

That one was ninjas and turtles.

[Caleb City]

Yes. But but just re. Watch he. Man, what a time.

[Blake Anderson]

What a time to be alive. Thundercats.

[Caleb City]

The episodes are weird, dude. They're, like, honestly, strange. They're strange to watch.

[Adam Devine]

I was. I was kind of hoping that it was going to be cool because Shiro was my sexual awakening. Hell, I remember being, like, a little boy, and then for whatever reason, Shiro was like. I was like, oh, what's good? What's good, girl?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

My mom caught me, like, trying to take off her clothes. Sure.

[Caleb City]

Was there clothes to be taken off?

[Blake Anderson]

Is that the end of the story?

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

All right. Yeah. You got anything else to get off your chest?

[Adam Devine]

She was like, a little. The little figurine, and I was, like, trying to, like, figure out how your boobs are huge. I can just take off her, like, shield plate.

[Caleb City]

You're just taking the plastic toy and just scraping it against the side.

[Adam Devine]

I was trying to, like, rip off the little part, so.

[Caleb City]

Whoa, dude.

[Adam Devine]

See her naked and. And, you know, turns out you can't do that. So my mom's just thinking, I'm disfiguring this doll, right? She's like, oh, he's a psychopath. He wants to rip her head off.

[Blake Anderson]

You're just painting. You're painting boobs on it. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Very shagadelic. Yeah. So, you know, I was like, oh, I hope. I hope that movie's cool. And it doesn't look that cool. And then Jared Leto apparently is. Is Skeletor.

[Caleb City]

Oh, no.

[Adam Devine]

But then when they show Skeletor, it's just Skeletor. I'm like, you could have had anybody.

[Blake Anderson]

Do that then, dude, they got Frank Longella or whatever for the OG with Dolph Lundgren, right?

[Caleb City]

Oh, yeah, that movie Rock.

[Blake Anderson]

And he was like a, like, real actor. He's like one of those people who's like, all right, I've done real movies for, like, 20 years. I need to cash out and just be Skeletor.

[Adam Devine]

He's one of those guys that, if he worked with us, he would hate it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He's a real actor.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Caleb City]

That I'll be in my trailer.

[Blake Anderson]

But, like, the. The cgi. It's getting tough. It's getting tough. We're bailing. We're doing so much CGI that you're like. And I don't know, maybe they, like, dotted up his face so you can see his performance. Jared Leto's so it's like the performance is there, like, motion capture, whatever the face it is. But, like. Like, I just want maybe some Prosthetics and then you can actually see him move. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. To me, Jared Leto sucks.

[Caleb City]

Okay. I like that. That's a good take.

[Adam Devine]

He just sucks.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, he kind of does.

[Adam Devine]

So. So he's a shitty Skeletor.

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then to even have him as Skeletor sucks. And then to have a masculotor, but you can't even tell that it's him.

[Blake Anderson]

Him. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

But then you know that it's him. It somehow makes it even worse.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't know is him. And it doesn't do much for me.

[Adam Devine]

You're like. Then just get an extra to like, get like a martial arts guy who can be badass underneath the Skeletor costume. Why are we even putting Jared Leto in this costume when just knowing that he's underneath there makes me like it less? Yeah, I want to like Skeletor. Skeletor rocked. I have had Castle Grayskull.

[Blake Anderson]

Who do you want to be? Skeletor. Let's do it.

[Caleb City]

Who's Jack Black?

[Blake Anderson]

You know who'd be good as Skeletor? Speaking of, we were talking about one battle after another. Benicio Del Toro as Skeletor.

[Caleb City]

Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

Would be amazing.

[Caleb City]

Incredible. And you know, he.

[Adam Devine]

He would be great, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

But guess what? But guess what? He was. He was busy kind of just playing some guy. Oh, God. One battle after yes. Oh, God. And he got nominated for announcement.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you know, you know who should have played Shia? Shia could make any role better. Yeah, Shia LaBeouf as skeleton.

[Blake Anderson]

But then you'd be like, God, I wish he was he man as both of them, dude.

[Caleb City]

Oh, on a Michael B. Jordan.

[Adam Devine]

He wouldn't make a good he man. He man has to be kind of a basic vanilla.

[Blake Anderson]

Does it?

[Caleb City]

Who is he man?

[Adam Devine]

Just a basic, basic vanilla.

[Blake Anderson]

But Prince Adam, he's like Prince Adam during the day.

[Adam Devine]

Just like a. I mean, just a good looking white guy. I don't know. I don't think he's a that known of an actor.

[Caleb City]

I don't. As long as they don't make it she man. All right. If it's he man, then I'm fine. It's.

[Blake Anderson]

Just keep it, let it, let it hang. Let it hang there, Adam.

[Caleb City]

No, no, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

This is a group.

[Caleb City]

This is a group conversation.

[Adam Devine]

His name is Nicholas Gala's Galazine. Galazine.

[Caleb City]

Okay. Sounds like a hot boy. I like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And yeah, I think he's a. He's a good looking, strapping, strapping white boy.

[Blake Anderson]

Was it a different Guy before there was there a recasting? I thought it was that big jacked brown haired kid who was like, new on the scene.

[Caleb City]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Keep it in your pants, dude.

[Caleb City]

I. I know they got big shoes to fill, because if you've seen the old movie, it is Dolph and.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, they didn't do that. This guy's like a big kid and he, you know, he dyed his hair blonde. I think for this. I think he did have dark hair.

[Caleb City]

That's cool.

[Adam Devine]

And he is in good shape, but he's not like Dolph Lundgren.

[Blake Anderson]

Wasn't it Noah Santino? Did they. I thought it was Noah. Isn't his name's Noah Centino or whatever.

[Adam Devine]

I think you're right. There must have been a recasting.

[Blake Anderson]

And did they do a recasting?

[Adam Devine]

They must have, because I had.

[Blake Anderson]

I had these dream. No, forget it. Go ahead. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

No, sir, I don't like it.

[Blake Anderson]

All right, go ahead.

[Caleb City]

Fair enough.

[Adam Devine]

I used to. I used to work out in the same gym as him, and he was a very, very nice kid. Okay, Noah Santino.

[Caleb City]

Okay. Shout out.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. He replaced the actors attached to the project, such as Kyle Allen. Don't know who he is. And Noah Santino. No, I did not get the call for. For that one.

[Caleb City]

I feel like Adam would be a great he man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it would be a much different.

[Caleb City]

Adam is.

[Adam Devine]

It would be a much different movie. I feel.

[Blake Anderson]

I do like the idea of Adam getting the script to, like, read it. And he's like, so when she come in here, I got some wardrobe ideas.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I told you. Did I tell you guys about the story? This is the way back in the day. And it was after Pitch Perfect, and I think I was like, in the talks for Mike and Dave, so things are, like, kind of heating up for me a little bit. And my agents call me and they go, hey, we're. This is back. When they delivered scripts to you, they would, like, not send them over email. They would deliver a script to you by cray. Okay, Adam, we have a script. It's going to be delivered to you around noon or whatever. Whatever. And then I get the. The. The ding dong and I answer the door, and the guys, the kid that works for our agency is standing there with a giant wooden box, and he hands it to me and I. This must have been before Mike and Dave, but it was really early on. And he gives me the wooden box and I open it up, and it's the new Indiana Jones movie.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

That Shia ended up Doing. Doing. And I'm like, holy.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, God.

[Caleb City]

Everything always coming back to shy.

[Blake Anderson]

Doesn't it, though? Doesn't it kinda? Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, are they offering me that? Because the agents are like, this is an offer. They want you to read it.

[Blake Anderson]

It was in, like, the box. Like they kept the Ark of the Covenant in.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. It was like. It was like a. A thing that they're giving me. Like an artifact.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, holy. And I'm opening it up. I'm like, shaking. I'm like, oh, my God. Am I about to get the.

[Blake Anderson]

You know who didn't. You know who didn't shoot. Shake.

[Caleb City]

Sh.

[Blake Anderson]

Go ahead.

[Caleb City]

Sh.

[Adam Devine]

Adam's like, didn't shake. I was geeking, dude.

[Caleb City]

I'm a boss, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Immediately, like, within three minutes, ding dong, the kid's there again. He's like, I up. I'm so sorry. I up so bad. I need that back right away.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

Actually, right away. I gave you. Here it is. And it's just in a manila envelope. And it's just some script I ended up passing on.

[Caleb City]

I was hoping this was a JY or a legend story, brother. That would have been.

[Blake Anderson]

So he was. He was delivering many scripts, and you were supposed to get one script. And he gave you the Indiana Jones.

[Adam Devine]

And he gave me the Indiana Jones script. And I was shook.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God. I've never heard that.

[Caleb City]

You're like, this is hand delivered from Spielberg himself. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Dude. I was so excited. I was fully geeked. And within minutes, the kid was like, I'm so sorry. I need that back right away. I will be fired. The fact that you even opened it. Yeah, I might get fired.

[Caleb City]

All right.

[Adam Devine]

Because it was, like, sealed. It was like, sealed shut.

[Caleb City]

And I'm like, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And then he hands you, like, a cartoon Scooby Doo remake, but there's no Scooby in it. Yeah, it's just called.

[Adam Devine]

I don't even remember.

[Caleb City]

Called Doo the movie.

[Adam Devine]

It was a movie that I pass. I don't even know if if it was. Yeah, it was like the emoji movie.

[Caleb City]

You to be the emoji.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Huh?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you're perfect for the emoji. Oh, thanks.

[Caleb City]

Gotcha.

[Blake Anderson]

We love you for this.

[Caleb City]

Oh, man. Oh, that is a heartbreaker, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's great.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. This industry will take you down a pig.

[Caleb City]

Yeah. It'll really humble you.

[Adam Devine]

I'm about to be humbled again. I'm about to go to Hawaii to do a celebrity golf.

[Caleb City]

You mentioned that.

[Blake Anderson]

That you're Doing it.

[Adam Devine]

I've golfed maybe, maybe 10, 12 times in my entire life. And two of the times were just this past week.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That I went on the local, like, shitty nine hole course here in Orange county just to, like, get some reps in. By the way. Horrifically bad there.

[Caleb City]

Oh, there's no way.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, oh, it takes me nine shots to get it in. Three.

[Caleb City]

There's no way.

[Adam Devine]

So what am I going to be in Hawaii when it's a thousand yards away? That's where.

[Caleb City]

It's odd that you're being asked to do this, Adam, because you really can't golf at all.

[Blake Anderson]

He's not being. They ask everybody. And then it's odd that he's saying.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, you shouldn't have said yes.

[Adam Devine]

Well, no, that is.

[Caleb City]

That is bad. On your.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. So the CEO of Children's Miracle.

[Caleb City]

We love them.

[Adam Devine]

Which I'm working with.

[Blake Anderson]

You're gonna need a miracle.

[Adam Devine]

And it's. It's basically almost every children's hospital in the country is part of the Children's Miracle Network, and we help raise funds.

[Caleb City]

Love it.

[Adam Devine]

For the. These children hospitals. It's an awesome thing. I'm working with them. And she said, adam, we really want you to do this because I'm going to be an ambassador for them for this next however long. And she's like, we want. This is our big event. We want you to do it. It's called the. A shootout. We want you to do it. And I'm like, count me in. And then I said, I count me in. And that was like four months ago. Now it's actually happening. And now I realize I actually have to go golf.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. You can't pivot and be like, you know what? I'll be like a funny caddy and I'll kind of like go around.

[Caleb City]

That's a great idea, D. Great.

[Blake Anderson]

And even better, you call. You're a caddy with a fatty. You do a fake dick down your leg. That's humongous. And you're like, live from hole seven. It's. It's me, the caddy with a fatty. Kids. Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Does that work? I don't know. And by the way, this is just me. Like, I don't know if you could tell from the top of my head. No, I feel like I'm just coming up.

[Caleb City]

I feel like you were good with the caddy thing. I don't know about the fatty part, but, like, having Adam there is like a funny little catty dude who like, makes Little jokes.

[Adam Devine]

So, like, I think I was wrong about who I said the other week. I mentioned someone and it wasn't that person. So the. The people that I will be golfing with are.

[Caleb City]

Drew Bledsoe, NFL. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Donovan.

[Caleb City]

We interviewed him at the super bowl, which we're going. We are going to the super bowl next week. We'll talk about it.

[Adam Devine]

We are. Yeah. Justin Reed.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

Who is a wide receiver.

[Caleb City]

These are all football players.

[Adam Devine]

They're all football players.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then Rob Wriggle is going to be there. And then Chris Chelios, hockey. NHL hockey star.

[Blake Anderson]

I believe he's a bad. Wisconsin Badger legend. Legend. He's also a Blackhawks and Blackhawk.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So. And you know, all these guys, these NFL guys, they're great, for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Chelios all. I feel like a lot of hockey players, it just translates.

[Caleb City]

Yeah. Stick.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. And then a lot of football players, I feel like any athlete on their off time, they still want to compete. And golf is like a way to bet, gamble, still do that even when they're not.

[Blake Anderson]

Football has the gamble off season, right?

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Is that right?

[Caleb City]

Yeah, you're right. Shortest seasons. So.

[Blake Anderson]

So you would say. You would think they're golfing the most.

[Adam Devine]

Probably. Probably. I'm gonna get smoked. And it's not even about. Obviously I'm gonna lose, and that's fine. I just don't want people to be like, oh, God, I can't. This is taking all day long. He's ruining the whole game.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's my question. Do you like golfing?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I have a good time. When I'm out there. I don't. It's not like a. A badge. It'll be fun.

[Caleb City]

Just be the funny guy and then maybe just play like three holes.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't tell him what to do, Adam. Do what you want.

[Adam Devine]

Want.

[Caleb City]

You told him to be a fatty with a caddy and have a fake dick down his leg.

[Blake Anderson]

I suggested it.

[Adam Devine]

I didn't say I have to play 36 holes. We're doing. It's two full 18 holes.

[Caleb City]

Yo.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a nightmare. That's a nightmare for me.

[Adam Devine]

Loose butthole golf.

[Blake Anderson]

I finally got. I find golf so long and I'm bad also. So it's the. The worse you are, the longer it feels.

[Caleb City]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Cuz you just are agonizing and literally playing long. Longer because it's more shots. That's insane. 36 holes.

[Caleb City]

That is insane. That is so much golfing. That's going to take you four days.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you guys playing like the best, best ball or whatever. We're like, whoever hits the best, we'll start from there. You don't know suggest that. Just constantly suggest that. How about we do the best ball?

[Caleb City]

I Adam, they're gonna, they're gonna see how bad you are and they're going to like update the rules and they're gonna tell you like, yeah, you can skip a few.

[Adam Devine]

Well, one of the days, like the winner of the tournament. Tournament. They win $25,000 for their charity or for their children's hospital. Yeah, yeah. I mean, sorry, I, I sorry. Children's Hospital of Omaha. I'm not winning.

[Caleb City]

Daddy's not bringing home the bacon.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm not bringing it home.

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[Blake Anderson]

What would you guys flourish like? Softball? Like what would you if you could Blake Anderson Darts? I could probably. What would what would you most enjoy and flourish at?

[Adam Devine]

No, I've played darts with you. You're not particularly great at darts.

[Caleb City]

I'm telling you, I think I could put together a pretty decent dart game against other celebrities.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, can I tell you something that seems like the easiest, easiest thing to like get a bunch of people together to play. Why don't you start your own thing? You don't need a golf course, you just need a weird bar in Burbank, I guess.

[Caleb City]

Like a celebrity dart tournament.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And we're not talking cigarettes, pal.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, so what, you don't care about charity or like you don't, you don't love the kids or what's the deal smoking darts?

[Caleb City]

Boy, yeah, no, I just don't. I don't want to. I don't want to organize it, but yeah, if it's like Blake's darts turn tournament, sponsored by American Spirit, and it's like, you get cigarettes, it goes to a good cause.

[Blake Anderson]

It's kind of like to the reservation.

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Lung cancer Association.

[Caleb City]

Cool. I'm all in. We bring Joe Campbell back.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like what I would flourish. I think I'm a good pool player. I'm not great, but I'm. I am. I am dece on the. I'm better than, I would say, 95 of all celebrities at foosball.

[Caleb City]

Oh, foosball.

[Adam Devine]

Foosball is the thing that I can do that. I'm much better than any others.

[Caleb City]

I love that idea. I love foosball. Foosballs.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like that could be televised in a. In a fun and exciting way.

[Adam Devine]

And wouldn't you think I'm better than most. Than most celebrities? Well, Lucky, wouldn't you say that I'm a. A good foosball player?

[Caleb City]

I think you're pretty good. I haven't played you in a while, but you're pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

Tone. The tone.

[Adam Devine]

He hit.

[Blake Anderson]

He hit you with the tone. That was unbelievable.

[Caleb City]

I just, I just. I just know.

[Blake Anderson]

Think you're pretty.

[Caleb City]

I just know right off the rip. I, I, I know players that are better than you, that are in our immediate circle.

[Blake Anderson]

Who's the best actor? Who's the best celebrity? Who's the best celebrity?

[Adam Devine]

Sure, but they're not. You wouldn't call them celebrity. They're our friends.

[Caleb City]

I mean, Zach, I wish I was. Pizza is kind of a celeb to me. And nude.

[Adam Devine]

He's literally my friend. Friend. He's literally just my friend.

[Caleb City]

Oh, he's very funny.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. He works at a hospital.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, do you know any celebrities who have played you? Blake? Blake, you play foosball with celebrities a lot.

[Caleb City]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you know anyone who's better than Adam? That's what we want to know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Are we. Are we including. Can it be Nuge? Can it be Nuge? Professional skateboarder Don Nguyen.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. I would say nude. Yes. Fantastic. But okay, we're talking maybe actors, then. Actors or actors?

[Blake Anderson]

Musicians. Actors, Musicians, Athletes.

[Caleb City]

Zach Taylor Rocha. Very good. Very good. I played on my birthday with him. Rage Against Machine Fame. He's a very.

[Blake Anderson]

And so then Adam.

[Adam Devine]

And do you think he's better than me?

[Caleb City]

Pretty good dude.

[Adam Devine]

Because I would say I'm on the same level as Atiba.

[Caleb City]

Oh, that's a tough one.

[Adam Devine]

And I would say I'm not quite as good as Akko.

[Caleb City]

Okay, well, I need to see you play. I need to see you play again. It's been a minute since I've seen you at the table. I do recall you having skills, but I do need to see you play.

[Adam Devine]

Fair enough.

[Blake Anderson]

And, Adam, are we playing one on one? Are we getting paired up? It's gotta be, you know, on a Tuesday, we get paired up.

[Adam Devine]

I think you. I think you're getting paired up, and.

[Blake Anderson]

That'S kind of fun.

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And I can see how the cameras are going to be pointed. There's one obviously on the table. But then you're getting the shit talking. Like, see, to me this week, it's Netflix. Are you listening?

[Adam Devine]

I think golf is a sport. You had to have a little extra coin, and I never had that. So I was mostly in the bars playing bar games.

[Blake Anderson]

You were at the Boys and Girls Club.

[Caleb City]

Yes. That the Y.

[Adam Devine]

That is exactly why I was at the Y quite a bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, dude, I got the best. Speaking of, like, after school at the Y or like, wherever. Boys and Girls Club, wherever you had to go, my kids got from Santa knock hockey this Christmas. Do you guys remember knock hockey?

[Caleb City]

Is that what, the one you play on your knees or the.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you have. I bet you do too. It's the. It's like a wood. It's like a wooden table. And you have these little. Little wooden hockey sticks and then a little wooden puck and you, like, slam it off the walls trying to shoot on each other. Yeah, but in front of the goals. Like the little diamond that's drilled in.

[Adam Devine]

Huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God. Hours and out. It might be super Midwest. I don't know.

[Caleb City]

Not cocky. Sounds dope. Awesome.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's the.

[Caleb City]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

This is now my kids.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It just gets them off, like, the video games. And like, this is. Is like if you had a church that was trying to recruit you off the street, they had this. Oh, yeah.

[Caleb City]

Okay. So is this your tournament? Celebrity tournament? Celebrity knock hockey?

[Blake Anderson]

No, we're doing swimming. We're getting ladies in bathing suits, dudes in Speedos. That's half of it. And then we're racing.

[Caleb City]

Wait, you just got super geeked on knock hockey. Where did it go from there?

[Adam Devine]

It's just. You just.

[Caleb City]

Your kids love playing hockey.

[Blake Anderson]

Just the reindeer games of, like, after school, like, like doing foosball and like, that kind of.

[Caleb City]

I. With knock.

[Blake Anderson]

I was. Knock hockey was always, like, a mainstay at any, like, kids, like, here, go play.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was a lot of Four square. And I remember. I remember getting a little bit of trouble because my next door neighbor was my babysitter.

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

And she was a senior in high school.

[Blake Anderson]

Developed early.

[Adam Devine]

We treat her like third grade, the fourth grade. And get these clothes off. I remember I would play two square with her, and I would always go real low, and she would. She would bend down, dude. And then I could. Would see down her shirt, and it was. It was unbelievable.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

And. And then she told my mom, like, hey, your son was perving on me.

[Blake Anderson]

Really?

[Caleb City]

And figured it out. Out.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I know. She ratted me out. Well, yeah, dude. I mean, I was going low every time. And she'd go, go low. And then I'd go, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

She goes. I could tell because he kept going. How do you know?

[Adam Devine]

My head.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You know, I was like, nine years old. You know, I was right. Just amazed. And then she ratted me out, dude. She did. She ratted me out. And then I. My mom.

[Blake Anderson]

She's dead now.

[Adam Devine]

Had, like, a real conversation with me about not staring at. At women's breasts.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, you need another.

[Caleb City]

That made you like them more?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I was like, damn. Like, I'm just gonna keep doing.

[Blake Anderson]

I went from four square to two stair. Never played.

[Caleb City]

Why?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I don't know why I never.

[Caleb City]

Did you play steal the bacon or prison ball or any of those?

[Blake Anderson]

Steal the bacon Is prison ball and steal the bacon the same thing?

[Adam Devine]

What's prison ball?

[Caleb City]

Prison ball and what? The same thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Steal the bacon.

[Adam Devine]

Steal the bacon is just the eraser.

[Caleb City]

Steal the bacon is the eraser in the middle. You call a number or multiple numbers, and you got to go snatch that before the person matching your number.

[Blake Anderson]

And then they tag you.

[Adam Devine]

Right?

[Caleb City]

They can tag you. When you. That's when you would both get in the middle. Middle, and it'd be like, who's gonna pick it up? Because as soon as you pick it up, I'm gonna tag you. That was dope, though.

[Adam Devine]

The game that would get the most intense is a red rover. Red rover.

[Caleb City]

Oh, that was an arm breaker.

[Adam Devine]

Send this person over. And the. The worst was. I mean, if you were like, Blake, you were like a tiny, skinny kid. Did this ever happen to you? Yes, I remember. I would always feel so bad for the really tiny kids where they couldn't breathe. Break. They couldn't break the arms. They would run over and try to break through, and then they would just kick.

[Blake Anderson]

So will you explain red rover to me? Because I've never played that. I Don't know what that is.

[Adam Devine]

What is it? They send, like, you're. You send this person over and you're in a line, and then they have to run through.

[Caleb City]

You stand with your arms holding each other's hands in a line out like.

[Adam Devine]

This, and you have to break through their arms.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, the sound sounds brutal.

[Caleb City]

Our line will go red rover, red rover, senders right over. And you would come barreling through and you try to break the chain. If you don't break the chain, you join our line. So you try to get the whole team.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, so it just starts with two people, and then if they brought like that one person, then you join the chain or what?

[Caleb City]

No, weirdly, it starts like seven and seven. Like, you start equal numbers on both sides. And then do you get to choose.

[Blake Anderson]

Where you break through?

[Caleb City]

Yes. As a runner, you get to pick.

[Blake Anderson]

And so then you be. Two girls would.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

He would just run straight. Adam would just be like, I think I'm gonna run between them. Adam, your mom is on speed dial. We're not doing this. Yes, points.

[Caleb City]

Yes, run through.

[Adam Devine]

Greg and Noah, we're calling your mom.

[Caleb City]

Adam would say, red rover, red rover, send Cynthia's big ass titties on over.

[Blake Anderson]

Be like, huddle up. Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Yeah. Adam was. It was a problematic.

[Blake Anderson]

I guess I'm out.

[Caleb City]

You stole the bacon on that one, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Caleb City]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

So. But yeah, but I guess you would just run through. Wouldn't you just run through the weakest link every time?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, try.

[Caleb City]

And then I believe if you broke their link, they joined your team.

[Blake Anderson]

And what if you're just holding onto some girl's handle hard as fuck?

[Adam Devine]

I can't remember. Remember the rules even a little bit. I just remember feeling bad for, like, the skinny kids.

[Caleb City]

You break their arms.

[Adam Devine]

The skit. Yes.

[Caleb City]

You literally.

[Adam Devine]

People's arms were like, dislocated, so.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. That's why we never play.

[Adam Devine]

They can't be playing this game anymore, Outlaw.

[Caleb City]

No, that's an illegal game.

[Adam Devine]

And. And dodgeball is now no longer a thing, I think.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, kids used to get smoked.

[Blake Anderson]

I heard my kid, My. My kid was playing dodgeball the other. The day.

[Caleb City]

Really?

[Adam Devine]

I love that for.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Caleb City]

He's a little renegade.

[Blake Anderson]

And I said. I said that's. I said, that's great news. That's great news, son.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Yes.

[Caleb City]

Bring it back.

[Blake Anderson]

So they're playing it. I don't know what kind of ball they're playing with. It probably. Isn't that like red ball from, like the 80s little. We played with like, the nerf Soccer ball. We did not play with the red ball that often.

[Caleb City]

We had the rubber ball.

[Blake Anderson]

We had the red soccer ball.

[Caleb City]

No, we had the rubber ball.

[Adam Devine]

I went to a Catholic macu elementary school, and I feel like we had all the old. Yeah, all that old. That really hurts you, right? No, I think spankings were done. Spankings were done. But it was an old church. It was an old church school, so there's like, that's where I kicked this, where my bully was bullying me at a top of the staircase, and then I kicked him down the staircase. Staircase, and he dislocated his shoulder. And then later on, I found out that he thought I was his bully. And maybe I'm, maybe I was bullying him all along. I don't know.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, it was a real fight club ending.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And did anyone, did, did he push you down any stairs or. There's no.

[Caleb City]

No, he just called him a name.

[Blake Anderson]

Interesting. Interesting.

[Adam Devine]

No, I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

He kept, he kept just asking you if you wanted to play, and you were like, God, yeah.

[Caleb City]

Bullying me into playing with you. Before he kick you down, you just.

[Blake Anderson]

300K him in the chest.

[Alienware Announcer]

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[Adam Devine]

Dude, I was really violent. In, in hindsight, I was really violent to him.

[Caleb City]

He.

[Adam Devine]

Why were you violent?

[Blake Anderson]

Your parents never hit you?

[Caleb City]

It's not a.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah, no, they, they don't hit me.

[Blake Anderson]

So where to come from?

[Caleb City]

Watching he man.

[Adam Devine]

Well, my dad told me to hit him.

[Caleb City]

Oh.

[Adam Devine]

Because he did. He, this kid. He. One day, we were all friends, and this, I think, was fourth grade.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And he comes up to me and he goes, hey, I heard what you did. We're no longer friends.

[Caleb City]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Him and the possum.

[Adam Devine]

And so I'm like, well, what? And then all of a sudden, all of my friends are like, hey, we got to be friends with Brian. We can't be friends with you. We'll be friends with you if Brian's not around.

[Blake Anderson]

And you didn't know what you did, right.

[Adam Devine]

And I. Yeah, it really was E.

[Caleb City]

And I'm like, what?

[Blake Anderson]

Probably, it was probably the four square. Go ahead.

[Caleb City]

Or maybe you called his chick over.

[Adam Devine]

I, I, I read Rover a little too hard. Yeah. And for whatever reason, he just took all my friends. And I'm like. And then they. We'd be playing basketball and it would be like me and my two, like, kind of doofus loser friends. And then all of my other friends are on his team now. And so It'd be like 10 verse 2. And I just had enough. My. And my dad was like, he's ass.

[Caleb City]

Kick him down the stairs.

[Adam Devine]

My mom's like, only punch if he punches you first. And then she leaves.

[Blake Anderson]

Legally. Legally.

[Adam Devine]

Is he bigger than you?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, yeah, he's a lot bigger than me. And he goes, well, then punch him in the face as hard as you can and then away. And I'm like, that's a great idea. So the next day.

[Blake Anderson]

I do love the idea of, like, that being passed down, like, generation to generation, which is.

[Adam Devine]

I was.

[Blake Anderson]

So we as divines, we punch and then we run, and we survive to see another day.

[Caleb City]

Run and you hide. I. I was hoping he'd be like, y. Pour a bunch of candy out at the top of the staircase. And when he bends over to pick it up, you kick his ass down the stairs and you kill him.

[Blake Anderson]

That's good.

[Caleb City]

Then you run.

[Blake Anderson]

That's good.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So then I. I punch him in the. In on the blacktop. And his friends formed a circle around him, and he cried while they all, like, had their backs to him, and he hovered. I'm like, he's a. Everyone will be on my side now. And then people were like, I can't believe you punched Brian. I'm like, he's the villain. He's the bad guy.

[Caleb City]

No, I think you had the story all wrong, dude. You were.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

You were a menace, Apparently.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, apparently. Apparently.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember seeing a fight. Maybe we covered this, but, like, these two dudes just started going at it. And then one dude punched the other guy in the face and broke his glasses. And then, like, the fight stopped. And it was like, oh, man, my mom's gonna kill me. And he was like, oh, let me help you pick up the glasses.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, like, that's.

[Blake Anderson]

It just, like, superseded it. It was like, dude, we were just fighting. But, like, now it's like, now it's.

[Adam Devine]

Glasses, and your mom's gonna be mad. Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Like, that costs a few hundred bucks. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Let me help you, like, tape them up. Up.

[Caleb City]

Say you dropped them or something. I'm so sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm so. Schoolyard fights are just socialization to the.

[Caleb City]

Max is the best.

[Blake Anderson]

Where it's like, this is what we feel like we need to do. We need to fight. We have to. What else. What else can we do?

[Adam Devine]

The. At my middle school, at the top of the hill was a circle that, like, overlooked the playground in the middle school. So that's where the fight. That's where the. Totally. And that's where the fights were. It would be. And it was like, the main Event. Event. It was like lightning would see you in the circle after school and holy. There'd be like 40 kids up there. Just the best.

[Caleb City]

Dude, we should still do that. That'd be cool.

[Adam Devine]

And then. And then the kids that would go and would participate in those fights and you're like, man, they're so badass. And then later you found out that they're just in horribly abusive homes. And it's really sad. Yeah, it's really, really sad.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, it got dark. Fighting is not the answer. Smoking is bad. It's just like, come on.

[Blake Anderson]

Reading the police report from back home in your 20s is raw. Where you're like, oh, that dude was hilarious. He killed someone.

[Adam Devine]

Okie doy.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn, that's crazy. H. We used a clown in the back of the classroom.

[Caleb City]

Took the joke a little too far. Took the joke a little too far. Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

There's not a lot of killers in my.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

Back home.

[Adam Devine]

A lot of, like, truly degenerate alcoholics, though. Yeah. Well, that's, you know, that's to be. Yeah, that's. Those are just cool dudes. Never gave up. Never. Just gave up the party, man.

[Blake Anderson]

I keep getting sent this, like, stat sheet about like the drunkest towns in America, okay? And it's like the top. It's like the top 10 or top 20, 20 in 60 or 70% of these towns are in Wisconsin, including Madison. And it's just like, God damn. Like, by the way, how do they measure this? Drunkest is the stat drunkest towns. And it's like, so is that most.

[Adam Devine]

Alcohol sold or something alcohol sold per.

[Blake Anderson]

Capita or like drunken public? Like, how do you know how it.

[Caleb City]

Maybe it considers all of it. Maybe it's a collection of all those stats.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe it's a really well thought out study.

[Caleb City]

But like, at that point, if you're a whiskey Wisconsin person, you gotta just be like, we gotta uphold this record like we're doing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah. But the darkest is that in Wisconsin, they don't sell alcohol after 9pm in the stores and they don't sell it on Sundays.

[Caleb City]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, God damn. God damn.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, so. So Todd put in the chat here study that I think you were talking about. Number one is Green Bay, Wisconsin. The percentage of adults drinking to excess. Then Appleton, Wisconsin. Then Eau Claire, Wisconsin. Then Madison, Then Fargo, North Dakota. Then shout out Oshkosh.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Wisconsin. I just want to. Then Missoula, Montana. Then Wausau, Wisconsin.

[Blake Anderson]

Wausau. I'm drunk now.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, this is wild, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I think.

[Adam Devine]

Then Iowa City, Iowa, Lincoln, Nebraska. We. We made it.

[Caleb City]

There we go.

[Blake Anderson]

We're here. Still standing. I was intoxicated.

[Caleb City]

Midwest.

[Adam Devine]

It's really the Midwest.

[Caleb City]

Just getting up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude, I will say a lot of those.

[Blake Anderson]

Those Wisconsin towns you named, with the exception of Green Bay, which has Packer Stadium. Those are college towns.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So those are kids who are just.

[Caleb City]

Like, getting after it.

[Blake Anderson]

Ripping and territory.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, brother. Keep it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oshkosh. I went there. I went to Oshkosh for a weekend. They threw down.

[Caleb City]

Is that the same as the. They make the overalls, like, are we talking Oshkosh Bagash, or.

[Blake Anderson]

I think so. I don't know. Maybe.

[Caleb City]

That's cool, dude. I'll drink to that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, maybe it's just a. Just a fun name.

[Caleb City]

I'll drink that.

[Adam Devine]

Any takebacks? Any apologies? Any.

[Caleb City]

Oh, my gosh, guys, we have to tell people. I think after this pod comes out tomorrow, we're going to be back at the Super Bowl.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Caleb City]

We're going to San Francisco. We're gonna be on the floor. We're going from Drew Bledsoe to Drew Bledsoe probably again. Come on, it's gonna be fun. We're gonna be live from the floor again. Well, not live, but slightly delayed. From the floor again.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Slide in Blake's DMS and let them know who you want us to interview. We'll make it happen.

[Caleb City]

We would love to reach out to people. Remember last year we got Joey Chestnut, one of my most favoritest times. What a great interview.

[Adam Devine]

Remember. Remember when we did those testosterone tests and. And Blake had the lowest by far and was pretty devastated by that.

[Caleb City]

They kept bringing it up in front of some of my greatest heroes, and it was a little embarrassing, but we'll see what we.

[Blake Anderson]

I wish we tested them. Everyone who showed up to play the football. I wish we tested them just so we could have them back and go, guess what? Yours is low.

[Adam Devine]

Is there anything that we should do for. For this?

[Caleb City]

Well, dude, I wish. Remember we saw those dudes last time who brought the grip strength? Like, tester, can we steal from them? That was such a good idea.

[Adam Devine]

I don't. I don't even know what this is, so it wouldn't be stealing.

[Blake Anderson]

What if we just had them squeeze your dick and you judge it, dude, you go, hey, we got one of those grip testers. They go. They go, okay.

[Adam Devine]

And that was the hardest.

[Blake Anderson]

You just use your pants down and go. Go on and get it. See what happens.

[Caleb City]

I paint it silver and gray.

[Blake Anderson]

No, dude, you have it in, like, a little box in Front of your dick, and you just go. Okay. So you just take. You take what's called the worm, and you squeeze it as hard as you can. Go, go.

[Caleb City]

And I.

[Adam Devine]

That's a pretty good grip.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. What was that? That was hard, and I'm feeling good.

[Adam Devine]

That is so funny, dude.

[Caleb City]

I would love that. That would be amazing.

[Adam Devine]

Oshkosh. Pagosh is from Oshkosh, Wisconsin.

[Blake Anderson]

That's great. That's great news.

[Adam Devine]

Look at that. Look at that. Big business coming out of Oshkosh.

[Blake Anderson]

All those drunks making overalls.

[Caleb City]

And dude, dude, what if your pants didn't feel down because they go over your shoulders?

[Blake Anderson]

That's smart.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, just hearing those stats, it makes me want to just be in one of those classic Midwest bars and just throw in a couple bags, because there's nothing better than, like, on a cold winter night to be inside a nice, warm bar. It's packed, and then you go outside, and that brisk air hits it. Sobers you up right quick.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Get behind the wheel, get in your.

[Caleb City]

Car, and you hustle back.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, hustle back.

[Blake Anderson]

Gotcha. Adam, I'm glad you pointed out that as soon as you. In the Midwest, when it's cold, as soon as you walk out of a bar and the cold hits you, it sobers you up. You can drive. You can drive.

[Adam Devine]

That's.

[Blake Anderson]

That's the running.

[Adam Devine]

That's the running theory. That is the running theory.

[Caleb City]

Least amount of dui. So shout out to them, dude, responsibly getting.

[Adam Devine]

Because you're sobered up. You're sobered up right away.

[Caleb City]

Wind hits you and sobers you up.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm feeling good.

[Blake Anderson]

Is there anything. Are you guys going to stay for the bowl?

[Adam Devine]

The.

[Blake Anderson]

For the big game?

[Caleb City]

I would love to stay for the bowl. Yes. Even though I don't give a mother about any team that makes it. I would. I would love to stay for the bowl. That would be really fun.

[Adam Devine]

I will be there.

[BetterHelp Announcer]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

I am going to the game. Yes.

[Caleb City]

And if you guys want, since it is in the Bay area, we can go hang out with my mom. It's up to you guys, though. Let me know. Open invitation.

[Adam Devine]

That does sound fun. That does sound fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Do we do a live pod from the kitchen?

[Adam Devine]

From the kitchen table.

[Caleb City]

That would be pretty cool. I could see if I could. Okay. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, not with you.

[Adam Devine]

Now. Was it. Was it your mom who made those delicious ham sandwiches? He does those delicious ham. Ham sand.

[Caleb City]

Should we put it in an order for ham sammies?

[Adam Devine]

I would love some ham sandwiches. Stepdad. Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

A special, like, recipe. Like, what do we. Is it just bread and ham?

[Caleb City]

Well, I can't give it up, but it's. It's basically like ham sandwiches. Like some mustard, some poppy seeds, some Swiss cheese. Yeah, they're really good.

[Adam Devine]

And then it's on.

[Blake Anderson]

It's on like a little.

[Adam Devine]

Is it a Hawaiian roll or what is it? And then you. What you do is you put it in, you wrap it in tin foil, and then you throw it in the oven for like 15 minutes and it comes out and it is. Is.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh. So it's. It's heated, delectable.

[Caleb City]

And.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And Adam. And Adam, what would I do without you? I ask if there's a recipe, and he says to me, well, there's ham sandwiches and.

[Caleb City]

And I'm feeling.

[Adam Devine]

That's why we love him.

[Blake Anderson]

And then. And then you explain his mom's thank you sandwiches to me.

[Caleb City]

Thank you. Thank you. Well, anyways, I will.

[Adam Devine]

That's why the podcast works.

[Caleb City]

I will tell my mom we're going to be in town and have. Have some ham sandwiches ready for my boys. I love.

[Adam Devine]

Can't wait to see her. And then a few weeks after that, not even a few weeks, we will be on the cruise. This cruise is important dot com. February 22nd through the 26th, leaving beautiful Tampa to Kil, Mexico. It is going to be an absolute banger. I think we still have a few cabins available, so come on down. We would love to have you.

[Blake Anderson]

Sweets, I believe all this. I believe all the suites are booked, so you're gonna have to get yourself a cabin. So these things are selling. We urge you.

[Caleb City]

It's gonna be so.

[Adam Devine]

We urge you.

[Caleb City]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

I'm.

[Blake Anderson]

Spend your hard earned money hanging out with us. We'll make it memorable.

[Adam Devine]

We're gonna be out and about. We're. We're gonna be amongst the people. And we cannot wait. Yeah, we can't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

Pants off dance.

[Caleb City]

Margaritas in hand. Hand. I cannot wait.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, and I. I've just. I just finished. I. I used AI. Call me crazy Hollywood, whatever, but I. I used AI to inject Shia into one battle after another. I'm gonna be hosting a screening of it, and I want everyone to see it. God, that dude.

[Adam Devine]

Don't tease me. We could get.

[Caleb City]

We could get some people on that.

[Adam Devine]

Would be so sick.

[Blake Anderson]

People on that.

[Caleb City]

At least for the trailer. Just do the trailer with Shia. That would.

[Blake Anderson]

If someone out there can do the trailer with Shia. Just so we know. Just so we get a little taste.

[Caleb City]

Yeah, I would like that. A lot.

[Adam Devine]

Please, please.

[Blake Anderson]

We'll be playing that on loop for at least a day.

[Caleb City]

We'll see you at the super bowl, everybody.

[Adam Devine]

Bye, everybody. This was another episode of.

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[Caleb City]

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[Caleb City]

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[Adam Devine]

And so the other day I got a box of Simple Mills almond Flour crackers. Minding my own business went out of nowhere. Blake says, what's up Mr. Snack Boy? I was like, what's that about? Simple Mills Almond flour crackers are made with almond flour, Sunflower seeds and flax seeds come in a bunch of my favorite flavors and taste like sunshine in every bite. He's trying not to look laugh. I'm like, stop cracker shaming me, bro.

[Caleb City]

Hey, come on, man. You know I was just having some fun with you, dude. I love a good simple meal snack as much as you do, but I.

[Adam Devine]

Let it go because that's what a bite of sunshine does. It makes you better than Blake. Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Caleb City]

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