Ep 283: Live From The Super Bowl: Bussin’ With A Bunch Of Boys

Summary

Podcast Summary: "This Is Important" — Ep 283: Live From The Super Bowl: Bussin’ With A Bunch Of Boys

Release Date: February 5, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Taylor in transcript), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
Guest: Frank Caliendo
Special Drop-Ins: Will Compton, Taylor Lewan ("Bussin' With The Boys")

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Episode Overview

This semi-live Super Bowl special is a rollicking, barely-contained panel episode featuring the "This Is Important" crew joined by legendary impressionist Frank Caliendo. In their signature irreverent, bro-y style, they riff on everything from sports fandom to insane celebrity impressions, Super Bowl party culture, aging, masculinity, and infamously, "bussing" and bicep measurements. Later, NFL podcasters Will Compton and Taylor Lewan of "Bussin’ With The Boys" join the chaos for some classic sports podcast cross-pollination.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Frank Caliendo Joins the Pod – Impressions and Comedy Craft

• Frank clarifies his art: Not a wizard, but a magician.
  • "Let me preface that I'm more of a magician than a wizard…what is a magician? Somebody who practices a trick over and over and over till they can perform the illusion in front of the audience. What is a wizard? Something that doesn't exist." (04:18)
• Hosts defend wizards, reference their ‘rapping wizard’ alter-egos and their old “Purple Magic” album.
• Frank agrees to do Morgan Freeman, gets “jumped in” with bits and voices.
  • Morgan Freeman: "And that's when Frank realized he was in the wrong situation. He'd opened his mouth..." (05:26)
• Discusses being kicked out of a Super Bowl for “not doing anything” despite having a field pass, with impressions of John C. Reilly and Robert Downey Jr.

2. Frank TV and Comedy Industry Battle Stories

• Taylor reveals Frank TV (2007) was his very first TV role and recounts the experience being on set.
• Frank discusses his preference for ensemble sketch comedy and wanting to share the stage, but being forced to be "ALL Frank" by the network.

3. Impressions Galore: From Iconic to Deep-Cut

• Covers impressions both ultra-popular (Trump, Morgan Freeman, Goldblum, John Madden, Al Pacino) and “deep cuts” (the dad from Alf, Tony Danza).
  • Trump (quiet version): “Ever been? You go to the library and there’s lots of books. You get tremendous books…” (12:53)
  • On tax evasion and obscure TV references: “It’s the fifth lead on Bones. I just crush.” (13:20)
  • "Jeff Goldblum's a painting in a haunted house." (23:30)

4. Sports, Super Bowl Culture & Fandom

• Super Bowl memories, wild stories from Radio Row and being a "Packer kid" from Wisconsin.
• Discusses Wisconsin's top-ranking in "drunkest cities in America" and the experience of visiting Green Bay’s neighborhood-buried stadium.
• Lil Wayne's Packers fandom and celebrity team allegiances.

5. Performance vs. Radio: The Power of the Visual

• Frank breaks down how character impersonations are physical as well as vocal, and how body language and facial expressions complete the illusion.
  • "The mouth tells you how the person talks. The eyes tell you how the person thinks." (22:46)
• On radio: “If it’s not as good of a voice, I play up the cartoon of it.”

6. Modern Movie Stars & Cultural Characters

• Who is the new “Jeff Goldblum”? (Timothée Chalamet is offered up, and promptly roasted.)
• Quick sidebar on the film "Marty Supreme"—weird, but, as the boys say: “Hollywood’s not taking chances anymore.”

7. The Eternal Super Bowl 69 Debate

• Dozens of riffs on where Super Bowl 69 (LXIX) should or should not be held.
  • “Jamaica!” (31:11)
  • “Saint Barts,” “Phoenix,” and “Epstein Island” (as a gag) are offered up.
• Joke at the NFL’s international expansion push: “We can’t keep pushing the agenda that the NFL needs to be international!”

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Frank (on the magician/wizard debate):
  “What is a wizard? Something that doesn't exist.” (04:22)

• Jumping into impressions at any moment:
  Adam: "How do you just snap into it? Just immediately practice it so much you are a wizard."
  Frank: "That's the thing." (15:50)

• On the power of performance in impression:
  Frank: “The mouth tells you how the person talks. The eyes tell you how the person thinks.” (22:47)

• On new movie stars:
  Adam: “Timothée Chalamet.”
  Blake: “Did we have to bottle him? I think maybe like an eyedropper.” (24:23)

• On Lil Wayne's fandom:
  Adam: “He’s pretty Packers core.” (21:41)

• On Green Bay fandom:
  Frank: “It’s just the stadium’s built into a neighborhood.” (20:40)

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8. Bussin’ With The Boys Crossover

• Will Compton and Taylor Lewan jump in (34:00-54:30).
• Candy addiction confessions:
  Will: “I haven’t had a single bite of candy in over a year.” (34:22)
• The group measures their biceps on-air, with the expected brand of “size” humor.
• Oddly competitive, body-positive camaraderie, boasting, and ribbing:
  • “I wish I had a huge hog, dude.” (39:08)
  • “Sometimes I think that almost every day.” (39:16)
• Adam: “I truly believe, like, sugar is bad, and it’s what’s bringing me down in life, and I want to give it up.” (40:34)
• Gym and pump talk: “One of our big sponsors is a nicotine pouch…and the 45 plates are zone tins or whatever.” (35:41)
• NFL player party stories and the perils of Super Bowl week excess.
• “What’s your plan for Super Bowl week?”
  Will: “The week is a full sprint.” (43:50)

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9. Locker Room & Anatomy Banter

• (55:00+) Riff on which NFL position groups are most “well-endowed”—a full tilt into the pod’s signature “locker room” patter.
• Taylor: "Who's really hoggy?"
  Will: "Don't answer that..." (55:43)
• On historical figures:
  "Does Napoleon actually have a small dick? … Is Abe Lincoln just hogging out?" (57:15-57:36)

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10. Going Off the Rails—Classic TII Style

• Chains, sponsors, and “manager as the op” conspiracy bits.
• Riffing on sketchy island festivals now ruined by Epstein memes.
• Recurring joke: “You know what’s crazy about Jizz is it’s unlimited.” (53:36)
• “At improv school, they say, ‘always work at the top of your intelligence.’ And that’s what we’re doing.” (59:29)
• The episode closes with warm compliments for Isaac (the manager), and a final, “Thank you boys for coming on, that was fun.” (66:21)

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | |-----------------------------------------------|----------------------| | Opening banter and Frank’s entry | 03:02 – 07:00 | | Frank’s Super Bowl story/impression parade | 06:11 – 17:00 | | Comedy origin stories/Frank TV lore | 10:00 – 13:00 | | Wisconsin/Green Bay fandom | 19:50 – 21:30 | | Hollywood talk (“new Goldblum”, “Marty Supreme”) | 23:45 – 25:24 | | Where should Super Bowl 69 be? | 30:44 – 35:45 | | Will & Taylor join—candy talk, gym bro segment| 34:00 – 40:40 | | Locker room “who’s packing” banter | 55:02 – 58:07 | | Final riffs: wings at Zips, closing comedy | 62:10 – 66:20 |

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Final Thoughts

Episode Vibe:
Unfiltered, rapid-fire, and deeply unserious—blistering with inside jokes, “locker room” transparency, and irreverent comedy culture, this episode is a perfect Super Bowl week hang. Frank Caliendo is in rare form, showing off his range, patience, and humor as the guys pelt him with references and impressions. When Will Compton and Taylor Lewan enter, it morphs into a cross-pod sports/content bro summit. The persistent theme? None of this is truly important, but it’s a hell of a lot of fun to talk about.

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Noteworthy Quotes Recap

• Frank Caliendo: “What is a wizard? Something that doesn't exist.” (04:22)
• Adam (on impressions): “How do you just snap into it? Just immediately practice it so much you are a wizard.” (15:50)
• Frank: "The mouth tells you how the person talks. The eyes tell you how the person thinks." (22:47)
• Adam: “Sometimes you gotta go to an island for a fuckfest.” (03:15)
• Will Compton: “I haven’t had a single bite of candy in over a year.” (34:22)
• Blake: “I wish I had a huge hog, dude.” (39:08)
• Isaac: "That's a wolf in sheep's clothing. My manager is my op. That's crazy." (43:29)

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For Listeners Who Missed It

If you enjoy wild group chemistry, celebrity impressions, and unfiltered bro/sports/comedy mayhem—this is an all-timer, both as a Super Bowl pop culture time capsule and a showcase for one of the greatest impressionists in the game, surrounded by comic peers at their silliest.

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Episode delivered the most important thing on the planet: pure, uncut fun.

Transcript

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[Blake]

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[Frank Caliendo]

On this is Important.

[Adam]

Sometimes you gotta go to an island for a fuckfest.

[Taylor]

Let's get serious for one fucking second.

[Blake]

Put that titty away. Buckle up.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

We are here.

[Taylor]

Super Bowl 60, baby. Live, sort of live on Netflix. By the time this comes out, the super bowl would have already happened.

[Adam]

No, it comes out. Comes out tomorrow.

[Frank Caliendo]

I didn't know. I didn't. I'm the guest that shouldn't be talking.

[Adam]

No, you have to.

[Taylor]

We have to introduce you. Frank.

[Adam]

We have to introduce.

[Isaac]

Yeah, I had to Frank it.

[Taylor]

You're Frank in it. We have an absolute comedic legend with us here today. Hello. Yeah, he can do almost every impression known to man.

[Adam]

We'll do it live.

[Taylor]

No, it's not true to say I want to say that and I just did. Y. Ladies and gentlemen, Frank Calendo.

[Frank Caliendo]

All right.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Me. Yeah. Let me. Let me. Let me preface that I'm more of a magician than a wizard.

[Taylor]

Oh, really?

[Frank Caliendo]

Okay. And what is. What is a magician? Somebody who practices a trick over and over and over till they can perform the illusion in front of the audience. What is a wizard? Something that doesn't exist.

[Adam]

So wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Frank Caliendo]

You were expecting a wizard?

[Adam]

Controversial.

[Frank Caliendo]

Controversial.

[Adam]

You're saying wizards do not exist?

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh boy.

[Taylor]

Because in our world, there's a portal that opens up and gangster rapping wizards from another realm, they come out of it. And they say things like straight out of Border 4 more Wizards can be your door. Don't say to us, cuz we're the number one source of ro.

[Adam]

Sorry, Frank, we're really jumping you in.

[Blake]

Let me.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm already lost and I. But I'm glad I like it.

[Blake]

There are rapping wizards that look almost exactly like us, that are not us.

[Frank Caliendo]

This is true.

[Blake]

That come from a portal that we have never been through. Because we are not them. But these rapping wizards who have an album on Spotify.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Adam]

Purple Magic.

[Taylor]

So you saying that wizards don't exist, that really offends us.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's the wizard loving community.

[Taylor]

Yes.

[Adam]

Right out the gate.

[Blake]

That'd be like if I told you Magicians don't exist.

[Frank Caliendo]

Do you see? I see. I see where you're coming from. So can I narrate as Morgan Freeman then to save it? And that's when Frank realized he was in the wrong situation. He'd opened his mouth.

[Adam]

Gotcha, bitch. I love that.

[Blake]

That's when he realized, why did I come on this podcast?

[Frank Caliendo]

No, I'm loving it so far.

[Adam]

Well, hey, you're a wizard, Frank. Well, welcome to the podcast. Welcome to the super bowl week. Like, are you hitting the ground running? What's up?

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, I come for the super bowl pre festivities. The pre super bowl festivities is how I would prob order that.

[Taylor]

Okay.

[Frank Caliendo]

So I come around.

[Taylor]

You don't like the main.

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, because it gets too busy, and I've been to quite a few. I worked at Fox for many years. I actually got kicked out of a Super Bowl.

[Adam]

What? What did you do to get kicked out?

[Frank Caliendo]

I had a field pass.

[Taylor]

Drunken disorderly.

[Frank Caliendo]

Second part true.

[Taylor]

Okay, okay.

[Frank Caliendo]

No, I had a field pass. I was down on the field. This guy. You guys know who Jay Glazer is? He's like an NFL insider.

[Taylor]

I used to work out with him.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, Kind of a workout guy.

[Taylor]

We look identical.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, you guys look the same thing. Except I look more like Ram Man. He man. Wrestlers universe, movie. I should be Ram man because I could just. I could run in the street because I have no neck. You say I work out on the way to work out.

[Adam]

Great toy, by the way. Ram Man. Great toy.

[Frank Caliendo]

Great. Yeah, like a springy type of. Yeah, he was full, hard plastic instead of the softer masters of the universe.

[Adam]

You could really hurt somebody with a Ram Man.

[Taylor]

I loved a Ram man.

[Adam]

So wait, so you. What'd you do to get kicked out of the boat?

[Frank Caliendo]

I was just on the field and they asked me, what are you doing here? And I was like, well, I have this field pass. Yeah, it's a field pick. I was just on the NFL pregame with Terry Bradshaw. Not funny, Frank. He's doing all that kind of Frankie, not funny. And I guess the security guard.

[Adam]

Is that all he said to you is, you're not.

[Frank Caliendo]

A lot of times he was like Simon Cowell without the analogies. So he couldn't go into something to tell me how I wasn't funny. And I would send him stuff. And this is typing. I would send him stuff. You know, the universal typing. This is a wizard. Yes. It's also Jeff Goldblum as the grandmaster.

[Troy Aikman]

Oh, yes. Electricity.

[Frank Caliendo]

What are we doing here? I don't know, but wizards find A way to survive as long as there's a portal to come through. They're here. And why did your manager just leave? No, he's not. Just mentally so.

[Taylor]

Frank, if. If you just want to be our fourth member of the podcast, I would do it.

[Frank Caliendo]

I would do it. I would probably do it for free right now. That's how bad things.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Frank Caliendo]

I would. Come on.

[Blake]

Our manager would fuck that deal up.

[Frank Caliendo]

So. No, I could see where that would.

[Taylor]

Our manager, Isaac. Look at him over there on us. Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

This comes out in a day.

[Taylor]

He's just talking about. God damn it. I.

[Adam]

It log. Gotcha.

[Frank Caliendo]

I got to work on. Wait. I just snorted.

[Blake]

So you were on the field. Somebody like, what are you doing? And you're like, I'm doing me.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. No, I'm going to do the rest of his. John C. Riley. So I was on the field. I was just down there, and I had this, like, I had this field pass because it had the green on it. And I was like, how come you're trying to kick me off if I have the green on the pass? He said, well, because you don't have anything to do here. I said, well, I don't really, so. But I do have field pass. Well, that's good. That's. Since you're not doing anything, you're kicked out. I was like, well, I can't be kicked out because I have a field pass. He said, you're the. You're gone. So he takes field pass off and sends me into Duval County. I was like, dude, dude, that sucks.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah, that does suck.

[Frank Caliendo]

Find my way back in.

[Taylor]

That does suck.

[Frank Caliendo]

So I didn't have an end to the story as John C. Riley. I've never told the story as John C. Reilly before, but that was.

[Taylor]

But I go into a little Robert.

[Frank Caliendo]

Downey Jr. And just burp my way through punchline. So that's.

[Taylor]

That is how you do.

[Frank Caliendo]

Robert.

[Adam]

Dude. How do you do? How are you?

[Taylor]

He's a magician. He practices.

[Frank Caliendo]

I just go from voice to voice.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Is there any way you could ever do an impersonation of one of us?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, I mean, I find you're like, your feet are out. That's kind of awkward. Yeah. And then you slouch down, you slump down a little bit, the shoulders come up, and you're in here. I don't have your voice down 100%.

[Taylor]

Yeah, it's a little. It's a little nasally. I feel that's what I look like.

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, if I was doing a caricature, I'm not going to do you.

[Taylor]

Exactly.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's only so much I could pull off.

[Adam]

I look very feeble.

[Taylor]

I look very energy.

[Frank Caliendo]

You give.

[Taylor]

We checked our testosterone last year, and if you had to guess, I'm.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm going to go in the negatives. Just with the way the two of you, the. The legs are crossed.

[Taylor]

Oh, I know, dude. As soon as I.

[Adam]

You're very man.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's all I got.

[Taylor]

As soon as I got in my mid-30s, all of a sudden, this just made sense. I can't do it.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm not flexible enough. It's got nothing to do.

[Adam]

You can't put your leg over your knee.

[Taylor]

I can't.

[Frank Caliendo]

I. I can't. He's gonna. Who's gonna.

[Blake]

Mr. Belvedere is nuts.

[Frank Caliendo]

That you look.

[Adam]

Really cool like that.

[Troy Aikman]

I want.

[Blake]

I want to look like I'm on a beach in Italy or something.

[Taylor]

I don't know if you guys know this, but my. One of my. And it might be my very first thing ever in television was on Frank show. Frank TV in the year 2006. 2000.

[Adam]

6100. That is actually crazy. That is a 20 years ago piece of lore.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Adam]

So that was your first gig?

[Taylor]

That was the first. First gig. I was very nervous. I remember Frank.

[Adam]

Why did you hire him?

[Frank Caliendo]

I had nothing to do.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he didn't, right?

[Frank Caliendo]

No. A woman named Jennifer Demont.

[Taylor]

Jennifer Shout Out.

[Frank Caliendo]

Why not? In case you're casting something new. Yep. That's the same show that was canceled 20 years ago.

[Sponsor Voice]

Okay.

[Frank Caliendo]

But I had nothing to do with it, so I would. But I. The lore in my family that my daughter, who's a fan, is she. Not that I'm not. But just this was the thing. We know where you stand.

[Taylor]

We know where you stand.

[Blake]

It's kind of too late.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. Story of my life. A little too late and little too late. Never missed the middle. So. But that was the lore was you were on the show and it was your first thing ever. And there was some kid on the Disney Channel, too. Not Disney Channel 2, like ESPN2, but the Disney Channel as well. And I would get those mixed up. Like, I would.

[Taylor]

I would think I was mixed up, too. Sometimes I. I see the cast of icarly and I'm like, was I on that show?

[Adam]

Right.

[Taylor]

Did I do that show when I was.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wait a second.

[Blake]

You could get.

[Frank Caliendo]

Be confused for that kid.

[Blake]

He's got Disney kid vibes.

[Taylor]

I do. I have Disney kids song and dance in you. Yeah. I'm a song and dance man at heart. Honestly. So, yeah, that was a really cool thing for me to see. To be on my first, like, real set and then to watch you and you were the star of the show, obviously, is called Frank tv. And then how much work that was for you because you're in every scene. You're the lead of every scene. You were doing, like, full costume.

[Frank Caliendo]

It was a lot. And I wanted a cast. I wanted a group of people. You guys have been involved in that type of stuff. I like the ensemble. Yeah.

[Blake]

And back.

[Frank Caliendo]

This was a little bit this, you know, sketch show.

[Taylor]

Sketch show. That was fully Frank's thing.

[Frank Caliendo]

But they wanted it to be all me. And I wanted to share the stage with people because I was like, why don't. If I'm not the focus, sometimes it could be better to just bend. Stiller it and react. It's like, you know, just. I get to be part of the pause where the laugh goes, as opposed to be the one saying something.

[Adam]

Right.

[Frank Caliendo]

And just get around it. So. But they didn't want that. And they were really great to me, so it's not like it was a bad thing.

[Taylor]

Well, that's awesome that they were like, you're a star, kid. It's all you.

[Blake]

And it's called Frank tv.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

It started out as Frank television. Like, we had a shortening. Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah, we had a big. Too much.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's a lot of people. There's a. Hold on, Wait.

[Taylor]

Trump was the.

[Frank Caliendo]

I do very quiet Trump.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

A lot of people did the lad Trump.

[Taylor]

I did the quiet one. Good.

[Adam]

We're in a library.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like I say in the witch. Ever been? You go to the library and there's lots of books. You get tremendous books.

[Adam]

I'm gonna come.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, yes. Oh, I just did. Quite frankly, it was probably the best.

[Taylor]

It was the best at coming.

[Adam]

You're. You're nailing it.

[Blake]

Is there an impression that you like that everyone does not like like that you treasure, that other people are like.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, I don't know about that one.

[Blake]

Not that it's not good that, like, people wouldn't care.

[Frank Caliendo]

I do a whole tax evasion thing.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

There are some.

[Blake]

It makes you get.

[Taylor]

It's your, like, deepest cut. Oh, you're like, yeah, it's the fifth lead on Bones. I just crush.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, well, there was. This is an old school. Probably too old for your audience and even mine. The dad from alf.

[Blake]

Dude, break us up.

[Adam]

Break us off.

[Taylor]

We're big alf. Boys over here.

[Frank Caliendo]

Please don't eat our cat.

[Isaac]

Alf.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. Lynn.

[Taylor]

Brian.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's always fun to Say names from old shows. I would do that with Tony Danza, Jonathan Sabita. And then it would be Mona. And then somebody from the old. The old town, old neighborhood.

[Isaac]

Mrs. Rossini.

[Frank Caliendo]

He would get super Italian. You make a spaghetti for us.

[Blake]

Danza. I didn't know I was gonna be getting some danza today.

[Frank Caliendo]

I gotta bring it out.

[Blake]

All the new ones for you.

[Will]

I love it.

[Taylor]

Yeah. All the current. All the topical weird ones.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

I've been working on Billy Bob. I don't have it 100%. So that's one of those back.

[Taylor]

Billy Bob's back in a big way.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's up in here. It's up in there.

[Blake]

What the hell? It's a what?

[Adam]

What we. We were speaking about. Wait, what's the movie? No, but the tater salad. Or not tater salad. French fried taters.

[Frank Caliendo]

French. Oh. What? He was doing Sling Blade.

[Taylor]

Sling Blade.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah.

[Taylor]

Talking about Sling Blade. Well, I was saying that he's now is rail thin.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And I. In my mind when I watched Sling Blade, he was morbidly obese.

[Adam]

He wasn't.

[Taylor]

But then you. I went back and looked at photos.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hefty.

[Taylor]

He wasn't. He just wasn't as thin.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's super. He's not that. I know. I'm like.

[Taylor]

I'm always looking at his body.

[Blake]

We talked about this. He had.

[Taylor]

He had one thing about me. I'm always checking out Billy Bob.

[Blake]

The acts of the testosterone reading. Do you guys like Billy Bob's new outfits? His, like, hat style that he's been rocking?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Adam]

What is it?

[Blake]

What?

[Adam]

Dana?

[Frank Caliendo]

I don't know.

[Blake]

It's another level.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's a thing.

[Taylor]

He wears a bandana and it's kind of crooked.

[Adam]

The guy from like Bruce Springsteen's band do that.

[Blake]

It's a. It's up that alley. Ish.

[Will]

It's similar.

[Taylor]

The guy that was. That was the first. The guy that was in Bruce Springsteen's band.

[Adam]

And the Sopranos.

[Taylor]

And the Sopranos. And Lilah. First his name ever show.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm like you with the buttons.

[Adam]

Honestly, I don't even need the board. You are a living soundboard.

[Frank Caliendo]

I try to be. That's what.

[Blake]

What is that guy's name? Little Eddie or something.

[Isaac]

Right.

[Blake]

Isn't it?

[Frank Caliendo]

Let's call him Dave.

[Blake]

Stevie Van Zant.

[Taylor]

Steven Van Damme.

[Blake]

Can we do it?

[Frank Caliendo]

Can we do a Joe Rogan?

[Isaac]

Jamie, pull that up.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, my God. That's effing nuts, dude.

[Isaac]

That's crazy.

[Adam]

How do you just snap into it? Just immediately practice it so much you are a wizard.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's the thing.

[Adam]

You are a wizard, Harry.

[Frank Caliendo]

He explained that he wasn't. He just caught me. I was rejecting when I said the.

[Adam]

You are a wizard.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, my.

[Adam]

There's magicians and there's wizards, and you are a wizard.

[Frank Caliendo]

Wait till you see me disappear at.

[Sponsor Voice]

The day end the of.

[Frank Caliendo]

Of this show.

[Blake]

He can't. He can't wait to disappear.

[Adam]

What do you. What do you.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, I love. You guys are fun. Like.

[Troy Aikman]

Like, I.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like I was saying a little bit before, it's so fun. Like, I'm doing a lot of sports radio where they're like, hey, what's the next thing? What's the thing? You guys go. And you guys are already loaded to talk about the next thing. I'm not even done yet. And it's good because I'm running out of the. Like, a lot of times I don't have the joke. I just switch voices.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Called the Robin Williams theory of joy. The Robin Williams Theory of comedy. Start again if you don't have it the first time. No, that's not it. But we had to go that way. All right.

[Taylor]

That's so good.

[Frank Caliendo]

And that's when Frank realized he had to go back and fix it a little bit more. And then I could. John Mad circle it.

[Taylor]

Boom.

[Frank Caliendo]

Now it's why we're at the Super Bowl. John Gruden shows up. I'll tell you what, man. He hasn't done anything for a while. What's Caliento doing? He's having fun on this show, dude.

[Taylor]

Gruden. I bet. I bet he's a nice guy, but he terrifies me.

[Blake]

I love him.

[Taylor]

I mean, I'm sure he's cool.

[Adam]

His emails are really scary.

[Taylor]

What is this? What are his emails?

[Adam]

Oh, they're just.

[Blake]

Dude, Blake knows everyone's email.

[Taylor]

Yeah, he's a big hacker. Yeah. What are you talking about? His emails? Why is it.

[Adam]

Why do you know?

[Frank Caliendo]

Controversy.

[Adam]

Because it was a controversy.

[Blake]

There was.

[Frank Caliendo]

I tell you what, it's pretty. Kelly and his friends. He wants to move on, man.

[Blake]

I just saw.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's always a Morgan Freeman.

[Adam]

Hey, Underlying.

[Blake]

There's a Gruden.

[Adam]

Oakland Raiders forever. Come on.

[Blake]

Gruden video where he's, like, giving a speech to some, like, college team because, like, he's kind of just. He can go wherever he wants now and people will just listen to him. And he goes out there, he's like, you know, I. A lot of people talk about their dreams.

[Taylor]

You know what I'm into?

[Blake]

I'm into nightmares and I Was like, I love this. He's like, you gotta go out there and be a nightmare. I was just, like, throwing my laptop.

[Isaac]

That's why I have this glove with.

[Frank Caliendo]

Claws on it, man.

[Taylor]

And you're gone.

[Frank Caliendo]

You're living on Elm street, man.

[Adam]

Don't fall asleep.

[Taylor]

No Sleepy.

[Adam]

No. That. I feel like if you get the right head coach like, that, you run through a wall.

[Taylor]

I just did this golf tournament. It's my first ever. I'm bad at golf. I've golfed maybe 12 times in my life. And I did this golf tournament. It was four Children's Hospital. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna do it. And it was all of these. I love little hurt kids. Hurt sick kids.

[Blake]

You should see his emails.

[Frank Caliendo]

Don't look at my emails.

[Taylor]

So, but it was a lot of NFL athletes, and Drew Bledsoe was there and Donovan McNabb and then some younger guys like Kyle Rudolph and Kyle Van Noy. And they were talking about Justin Reed, and they were talking about the difference between how NFL coaches aren't giving these speeches anymore. It's just X's and O's, and they're like, your professionals. Get out there.

[Frank Caliendo]

There's no Pacino.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

I'm like, fight for every inch of every foot of every yard I put them in. It's a bit, but. So I can't do a bit.

[Taylor]

Yeah, yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

So I do the bit. Like. Like, I want to see somebody cast Pacino in an animated film. And everything's animated except for him, but they don't tell him. And he's just given the speech. He's like General Cricket. He's got to save the swamp. We got to fight for every inch of every foot, every yard of the swap. We got to stop those mosquitoes, those blood suckers, because I am hopping mad right now. He's got the puns. He's giving the speech. Seth Rogen's a firefly. He's like, white up.

[Adam]

We need the space Jam recon.

[Frank Caliendo]

I would like that.

[Taylor]

I would love to watch that film.

[Blake]

That sounds fun.

[Adam]

So good to me.

[Taylor]

And this is what Hollywood's missing. They're not taking a chance on something like that. They're not taking a chance.

[Blake]

That's a proper swing.

[Taylor]

Yeah, that's a real swing, you know, that connects. It's out of the park, dude.

[Adam]

I'm in. I'm all the way in. Al Pacino, Space Jam three.

[Frank Caliendo]

I got. Okay, Three seconds. You're out. Change sides.

[Adam]

Frank, who's your favorite football team?

[Frank Caliendo]

I grew up a Green Bay Packer fan? Cause I grew up in Wisconsin, so that's a big.

[Taylor]

Oh, you grew up in Wisconsin?

[Frank Caliendo]

I went to Madison for school.

[Blake]

For college.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, you did?

[Blake]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. I'm a fib, though. Okay. I grew up in Waukesha.

[Blake]

Oh, shit.

[Frank Caliendo]

So 13 miles west of Milwaukee, and on the way to Madison, you know.

[Taylor]

They just came out with the list of the drunkest cities and towns in America, and it was something like 17 out of the top 20 were in Wisconsin.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, yeah, it makes sense.

[Blake]

Yeah. It was Green Bay, and then it was. I think Green Bay was top.

[Taylor]

Really?

[Blake]

Yeah. I think Green Bay gets.

[Isaac]

It's.

[Blake]

I don't know what it's based on, but maybe alcohol sales. But they have a stadium there, so that kind of, like, whatever.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like, if it's per capita, too. And then there's a giant stadium in the world. Have you ever been to Green Bay?

[Taylor]

I haven't.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like, it's just the stadium's, like, built into a neighborhood.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Like, you're walking out of one neighborhood, like, to the next day, and you're like, there's a state. There's people. Their houses are basically connected. They didn't want to sell them, and they charge for parking.

[Taylor]

I would love to go to a game.

[Blake]

You can, like, Airbnb those houses. They're like. A lot of those houses there have been, like, souped up for parties for people to, like, visit, and you could just Airbnb them, and they're unreal.

[Taylor]

That's cool. My uncle really wanted me to be a Packer fan, and then I. I didn't. Almost just despite him, honestly, because he kept buying me merch, and I'm like, quit it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Don't.

[Taylor]

I don't want to wear. I don't want to wear these colors. He's buying me a cheese head. I'm like, I'm not. I'm not gonna wear this.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think. I think Packer fans, like, I'm a 49ers fan, but the packers are probably my favorite fan base. It's always just, like, Deadheads, and then just randomly, like, Lil Wayne. And then you're like, whoa, Okay.

[Taylor]

I feel like Lil Wayne is a fan of whoever's winning. I feel like I've seen Lil Wayne, Papa. He's.

[Adam]

He's pretty packers core.

[Frank Caliendo]

Would he go on, like. Like, first take or something and talk about that? I feel like I've seen that.

[Adam]

Or do you have a little Wayne up yourself?

[Frank Caliendo]

I don't have a little Wayne.

[Adam]

I bet you could nail him so easily.

[Blake]

I'd like to see yours.

[Taylor]

Little duffel bag. Yeah, he's like. He tops up here.

[Adam]

Young money. Young money.

[Blake]

That's pretty good.

[Taylor]

We can only do the impression if we're singing his songs. Yes.

[Frank Caliendo]

Well, you know what? I think part of that is to be serious for a second.

[Taylor]

Let's be serious. Everyone shut up, please.

[Blake]

And shut up. Sit the fuck down.

[Frank Caliendo]

Because somebody when. When they sing a song, it's kind of a character voice. When you go into a character. That's why Sling Blade is a little bit. Is easier to do than Billy Bob, because somebody's putting on.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

The character first.

[Adam]

Well, even. And when I watch you do your impressions, your whole body becomes the person.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

Almost like a magician.

[Taylor]

Now here's a question, a serious question. Let's get serious for one fucking second. I wish you already like radio. Is it. Is that a little harder? I mean, obviously the voice is pretty perfect on. On all your impressions.

[Frank Caliendo]

But.

[Taylor]

But when you see your face, the whole thing comes.

[Frank Caliendo]

That helps.

[Taylor]

That makes it better. Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

And that's.

[Frank Caliendo]

If it's. If it's not as good of a voice, I play up the cartoon of it. So. But I always tell people, the mouth tells you how the person talks. The eyes tell you how the person thinks. So that's why you see every Donald Trump. You see him. I call it. It's like when I see Donald Trump, it's like he's looking into an aquarium and mimicking the fish. Right? Here we go. Nemo. We can never find you. We can never find Nemo. What are you looking for? So it's that. That makes perfect sense. My joke with Joe Biden is I've never seen a guy listen with his eyes. Mr. President, folks, come on. Those young man growing up with scrap. Pennsylvania, right? 34, 500, 600 A.D. he's like a drunk auctioneer. 667, 780. Saw the guy in a blue shirt. So it's like, what's the look that sells it? Jeff Goldblum's a painting in a haunted house. Ooh, look there. What are you doing? You're going up the stairs.

[Adam]

Jeff is creepy, dude. He, like, presented at the Grammys and, like, someone said, like, the A word. I can't remember what the word was, but it was kind of sexual.

[Frank Caliendo]

Super califragilistic.

[Blake]

We can't do this.

[Taylor]

I met Jeff Goldblum one time, and I. I was wearing a jacket, and he was like this beautiful jacket. And he started to pet my jacket. And I'm like, this is the most Jeff Goldblum shit that you could possibly do.

[Blake]

This is why we have to. We have to cherish these treasures.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

These moments.

[Adam]

We're out of character.

[Blake]

Our movie stars used to be weirdos.

[Adam]

Yeah. We're kind of running out of characters.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Aside from our characters.

[Taylor]

Welcome, I feel is our motto.

[Blake]

Who's like a modern day Jeff Goldblum that you're like, oh, yeah, that guy's super unique, weird. We had to bottle him and put him in movies.

[Adam]

Timothee Chalamet.

[Blake]

Did we have to. Did we have to bottle him?

[Frank Caliendo]

I don't know.

[Blake]

I don't know if we need him to.

[Adam]

Try to think of a century.

[Blake]

I think maybe like an eyedropper.

[Taylor]

I watched Marty Supreme. That was one of the weirdest movies that was as successful as it was that I've seen in a very long time. And I kind of liked it.

[Frank Caliendo]

I haven't seen it, but I'm an avid ping pong table tennis player. I know. That's the actual game.

[Taylor]

We know ping pong is racist. Yes. Yes.

[Adam]

You can't. Yeah, ping pong. You can't say ping pong.

[Taylor]

That's the racist Finnish or something.

[Adam]

I think it's racist Irish.

[Frank Caliendo]

Think of it for a second.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

You got to get it through your head. Yeah. So. But people I know that taught me.

[Taylor]

How to play table tennis.

[Frank Caliendo]

Community world. Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

They. They grew up.

[Taylor]

Sorry.

[Frank Caliendo]

Knowing Marty, they like. Like, they talk.

[Taylor]

So it's based on Marty.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's a real guy.

[Taylor]

That's a real guy.

[Frank Caliendo]

I had friends were extras in that movie, too.

[Blake]

Should we watch it real quick? Let's. Right here. I'll get it. I got it.

[Taylor]

This is good TV. Pizza. Pizza. Frank. We are wrapping up 1.5 hours later.

[Frank Caliendo]

They watched it greatest. And it was probably the greatest movie.

[Blake]

I liked it now.

[Taylor]

Absolutely loved having you.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's already done.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Honestly, I want to be your friend.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, you're my friend. Whether you like it or not.

[Blake]

It's happening again.

[Frank Caliendo]

This went too fast.

[Taylor]

I know.

[Frank Caliendo]

I've done so many of these shows and nothing went too fast. This went too fast.

[Taylor]

Thanks for saying that, buddy. What's fun is we like to talk over each other. And, you know, I feel like when the viewers at home, half the time they're like, what the are these guys talking about? And that's the energy we'd like to bring. I hope we did.

[Frank Caliendo]

You really nailed it.

[Taylor]

Yeah. I hope we bring.

[Frank Caliendo]

That really brought it together. Like. Like a wizard conjuring the energy and then wrapping up the show.

[Taylor]

I love it. Frank Caliendo everybody.

[Blake]

Can we do another episode real quick?

[Taylor]

I'm your brio. I know what you do. I'm still gonna send it. Pizza Pizza.

[Frank Caliendo]

Smoke weed every day.

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[Taylor]

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[Adam]

We're hitting the ground running.

[Taylor]

Look at that. We're hitting the ground. Frank Allendo, everybody. That was.

[Adam]

That was.

[Taylor]

And also Isaac is like asleep at the wheels. We have this awesome guest. He's over there. Just. I think he's like getting so many.

[Adam]

Nudes.

[Taylor]

Like scratching his ass and then he smelt it. That was disgusting. I think I saw that. Allegedly. I saw something like that. He went, oh, man. He went in. I think he got a little. Little something. Toilet paper. Yeah. And then tasted it and I love that. Yeah, that was pretty disgusting.

[Blake]

If the housewives are watching or the house husbands.

[Adam]

Ladies and gentlemen, we're at Super Bowl. What's LX60?

[Taylor]

That's right. Last year was 59.

[Isaac]

60.

[Adam]

We're at Super Bowl 60. We're nine years away.

[Taylor]

The countdown. Legendary.

[Adam]

Sickest Super Bowl.

[Taylor]

If that's not the most sexual super.

[Blake]

Bowl, whoever we have on next, we got to go. So It's Super Bowl 60, which means we are how many years away from just the best Super Bowl?

[Adam]

I cannot wait. I. We're finally in the 60s. We are so close. How did we not make sure where was bad at nine more years. Where should Super Bowl 69 be held?

[Blake]

What's the most 69?

[Adam]

Jamaica.

[Taylor]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Yeah, it's Jamaica. What is the. What is the. The.

[Frank Caliendo]

You had that in the jamaica Super.

[Adam]

Bowl 69 in Jamaica.

[Blake]

Live from.

[Frank Caliendo]

Live from Jamaica.

[Taylor]

What is the swingers fest that goes.

[Adam]

On down there that we have ripping and tearing.

[Blake]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Taylor]

The ripping in the tear.

[Blake]

Not hellfest.

[Taylor]

No.

[Adam]

69 Epstein Island. Let's go.

[Taylor]

Oh, you know what does suck about the whole Epstein island thing is like, you can't even go to Hedonism.

[Frank Caliendo]

Whatever.

[Taylor]

Five or six.

[Blake]

Hey, here we go.

[Adam]

Yeah, there he is. Everybody's kind of side eyeing you now. If you go to an island that's a fest.

[Taylor]

I have friends. I know people here.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Adam]

What? Sometimes you got to go to an island for a fest.

[Blake]

Well, what sucks is, like, you've got the floor.

[Frank Caliendo]

Go ahead.

[Taylor]

So I'm absolutely with you. Now you can't even go to an island for a fest.

[Frank Caliendo]

Right.

[Taylor]

Because there might be emails.

[Blake]

Right.

[Taylor]

And all of a sudden, you're implicated inside. You're getting it. You're getting these emails, and all of a sudden there's leaked emails.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You didn't know Emails.

[Taylor]

I will say the emails are funny, though, with Elon Musk, where he was like, what's the freakiest? I want to get to the freakiest. Yeah. Sex party you have. And then now he's like, females can be misconstrued.

[Adam]

I also love that he was denied. They're like, what do you mean? Elon did not get to the island? He tried to go. Have you not read all 1 million pages?

[Blake]

There's this. There's been so much that I'm wa. For, like, the stuff that matters to really.

[Taylor]

It's never gonna come.

[Adam]

Yeah, you're never gonna come.

[Blake]

Unlike Jeffrey Upstream.

[Adam]

Hey, I'm glad Frank left so we could really dive.

[Taylor]

Dive into this. Yeah.

[Blake]

What's.

[Taylor]

What the podcast really is.

[Adam]

I really came to San Francisco at Super Bowl 60 to unpack the emails.

[Taylor]

Also, the emails that we none of us really read. Only a few Instagram like, highlights that.

[Blake]

I was like, I feel like everyone's using them as clickbait right now. They're like, I saw. And it was like, Jay Z and so. And so are in the Epstein files. That doesn't mean, like, they. With them. It just means they're mentioned.

[Adam]

I know. You know, I'm sure I'm in a lot of.

[Blake]

Can you imagine? It was just so much work.

[Taylor]

Can you imagine if we find out Isaac is just, like, a dastardly creep and. And all this.

[Blake]

All this comes out about it.

[Adam]

How do you think Kyle got Happy Gilmore, too?

[Blake]

Here's our guy.

[Taylor]

And then.

[Adam]

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

[Troy Aikman]

Oh, no.

[Frank Caliendo]

He did it.

[Taylor]

I'm gonna come.

[Frank Caliendo]

These are your headphones, brother.

[Taylor]

I feel like you guys have a similar vibe and a similar look.

[Adam]

We do.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Will]

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And maybe the first.

[Adam]

Oh, what's up, brother? How are you? What are you doing out here?

[Will]

I'm just crashing radio row here with Green Light and just kind of wanted to just say hi. I want to talk some candy with you.

[Taylor]

Honestly, let's get into it.

[Adam]

We with some candy.

[Taylor]

Yeah, my guy, big time.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'm addicted to candy. They broke down, dude.

[Will]

I haven't had a single, a single bite of candy in over a year.

[Taylor]

Oh, well, treat yourself.

[Adam]

Actually. Get off the stage.

[Isaac]

You changed.

[Blake]

He goes, yeah, I lost a hundred pounds since I started playing. And I was like, or stopped playing. And I was like, how'd you do that? That's crazy. He's to going, goes, stopped eating candy, literally. Yeah.

[Adam]

One year, no candy.

[Will]

One year, no candy.

[Adam]

Is that why your skin is looking so good?

[Taylor]

Yeah, you're glowy.

[Adam]

Look at me. I'm, like, breaking out. I, I, I like. Dude, I'm eating candy.

[Taylor]

Candy or the like, 12 Jager shots you took last night?

[Adam]

Jager is the candy of liquor. Yeah, liquid candy. No, I was eating. You know what I got in the store yesterday? They got high chews with real fruit in them. Oh, are you with that? Yeah, Strawberry and orange.

[Will]

Okay.

[Adam]

Way more chewy. Oh, like really, really?

[Blake]

Does that even mean real fruit? Like, it's like space food style.

[Adam]

Dried fruit inside.

[Will]

Oh, so you get a little crunch, kind of.

[Adam]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Will]

Crunchy, like you can eat some high chews and then, like, blow it in my face. I get the vapors, you know?

[Adam]

I can't believe you're off candy.

[Taylor]

So for a year you haven't eaten the candy, and that's how you're looking all lean and that's part of.

[Adam]

You're looking weak and as hell.

[Blake]

Right now he's got a squat rack set up at his, at the pod, right?

[Will]

Yeah, we, we have a little studio set up.

[Blake]

It's actually sick.

[Will]

I've never really been to this area, but it's right by the the bay, and we have a, we have a squat rack. One of our big sponsors is zone nicotine pouches, and the 45 plates are zone tins or whatever.

[Frank Caliendo]

It's kind of fun.

[Will]

You guys want to come over and get a pump?

[Blake]

We got to go.

[Adam]

I mean, feel very weak week.

[Taylor]

Look at me. I'm always looking for a pump.

[Adam]

Show your arms, bro. Show your arms.

[Blake]

Today we're going to measure each other.

[Taylor]

You want to measure an arm real quick?

[Frank Caliendo]

I don't.

[Will]

Let me, like, get.

[Adam]

Are you feeling strong?

[Will]

I'm not feeling. I mean, I'm always feeling strong, but I'm not feeling like.

[Blake]

Yeah, I wish I could say that.

[Taylor]

You know, that's.

[Adam]

Dude, I'm getting juiced.

[Taylor]

What do you guys.

[Will]

So what are you guys doing here? What are we talking?

[Adam]

This is it. We're just gap session. We're yapping, dude.

[Blake]

We just realized we're only nine years away from Super Bowl 69.

[Will]

Oh, that's what we're kind of celebrating.

[Adam]

Where do you think Super Bowl 69 should be held?

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, it's an important. Is the correct answer.

[Adam]

Important one.

[Will]

I. I mean, I gotta think. There's got to be, like, some sort of city that has some good innuendo.

[Troy Aikman]

Right?

[Will]

Like, have you guys arrived at the. At the most logical conclusion?

[Blake]

I put mine on the country of Jamaica.

[Taylor]

Yeah, Jamaica. Jamaica.

[Adam]

Jamaica.

[Taylor]

Which. There's no NFL teams there.

[Troy Aikman]

That's okay.

[Adam]

We play in England. We play in Mexico.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Blake]

They're down in Brazil.

[Taylor]

I'm having a hard time measuring my bicep. I need a little help here.

[Frank Caliendo]

I need a little help.

[Will]

Oh, you actually have a tape measure.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

[Taylor]

Okay, thank you. This is what's most important. What's cool about this? We can measure whatever we want.

[Adam]

This is.

[Blake]

Give me this arm.

[Will]

How big does that.

[Adam]

Let's measure mustache. Oh, we need mustache measure. We need bicep measure. And then we're gonna go backstage and measure.

[Will]

I mean, we could just do it right out front.

[Adam]

I'm gonna come. I think we can.

[Blake]

37.

[Adam]

37. Is that.

[Will]

I think my left arm's bigger about.

[Adam]

Are you left handed?

[Will]

30 in some ways.

[Taylor]

Oh, wait, wait. Here we go.

[Adam]

Oh, you heard it here first.

[Taylor]

14 and a half inches is what?

[Blake]

14 and a half inches.

[Taylor]

Which, by the way, that's small for me. Dude. Dude, I'm. I'm a little too.

[Adam]

I think.

[Frank Caliendo]

Will you measure me those 26 inch pythons, brother?

[Taylor]

That's actually a really embarrassing showing for me, and.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's.

[Taylor]

I think I might need. Oh, okay.

[Adam]

Wait till I unleash my pythons, brother.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hold on.

[Taylor]

Tell me when.

[Adam]

What?

[Taylor]

No.

[Will]

You got to get the biggest part of the bulge.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Thank you.

[Taylor]

Good luck.

[Adam]

It.

[Will]

Are you doing the. The sound effects over there? Whoa.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's right.

[Adam]

You got a song you want to listen to or.

[Taylor]

The exact same.

[Frank Caliendo]

Everybody's coming.

[Taylor]

Oh, and I was expecting.

[Frank Caliendo]

Get.

[Adam]

Come on, get out.

[Taylor]

I was expecting to maybe dwarf him, but that actually really sucks for me.

[Will]

You guys trust me to do this on my own.

[Adam]

That's not fair because you're lifting that watch all day, bro. Look at you, gassed up. Holy.

[Taylor]

That's the size of Blake's waist right there.

[Adam]

Oh, my God. Is that a 32? Oh, my Lord almighty. And you don't eat candy.

[Isaac]

What were we.

[Taylor]

We were gonna get. We were 14 and a half, 17.

[Will]

I got four inches on you guys.

[Adam]

Wait, what about me?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, four inches is fine.

[Adam]

You definitely don't got four inches on me, brother. There's no way my shirt's tucked in. Actually, I tucked my shirt in today, and I'm like. I looked in the mirror, and I'm like, damn, I wish I had a huge hog, dude.

[Taylor]

Yeah, I. Sometimes I think that almost every day.

[Adam]

Or not a shower, but I wish, like, I wish it was just leaking down my leg. You know what I mean?

[Will]

Well, you know, I know exactly what you mean.

[Taylor]

Yeah. When we did Game over, man, when we did Game over, man, and I showed my dick to the world, and it was limp, and you saw. I. I actually.

[Troy Aikman]

You.

[Taylor]

I knew who had a small dick. But the next day, when people are like, dude, your dick. Nice showing. I was like, yeah, you got a small. You have a really small dick. And then other people are like, my God, that thing. You. You should be embarrassed to show that. And then I'm like, this guy's packing heat. Are we measuring your bicep?

[Blake]

Yeah, measures bicep. You know these guys.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hey, we're measuring.

[Will]

We're measuring biceps.

[Adam]

We're about to bust, dude.

[Blake]

We're.

[Adam]

Hey, we're about to.

[Will]

I already measured mine.

[Blake]

I think it might be beating me and Adam here. Come on.

[Will]

Oh, that looks pretty good.

[Blake]

Yeah, no, he's.

[Taylor]

That.

[Frank Caliendo]

He's a.

[Taylor]

He's a 1 inch shorter than me.

[Frank Caliendo]

What a.

[Adam]

But not bad for a slight guy like me. For a slight guy like me.

[Taylor]

Oh, man, I've never heard you call yourself a slight guy. Yeah, I think you're actually pretty thick with it, man.

[Adam]

I hope you get back on your candy journey.

[Taylor]

I will. I'm a little off the start. That was actually inappropriate.

[Adam]

Listen, you know, I truly believe, like, sugar is. Is bad, and it's what's bringing me down in life, and I want to give it up.

[Will]

Have you tried eating more sugar?

[Isaac]

Whoa.

[Adam]

Yes, I have. Yeah. I'm leaning into it.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

All right. All right.

[Will]

I got a scram, right?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

I see your whoop. Oh, yeah.

[Blake]

I'm also whooping. I met, like, a 13 recovery today, gentlemen.

[Taylor]

Thanks for watch, gentlemen.

[Adam]

We'll hit you up last week.

[Will]

Yeah, we're. We're going to a party tonight, and then we're having a after party.

[Blake]

Awesome.

[Adam]

Oh, okay. We didn't even measure his mustache. I really. What.

[Blake]

We'll measure it tonight at the after.

[Taylor]

Yeah, we're going to be measuring a lot of things.

[Blake]

Measuring.

[Adam]

Okay. I'm about to bust. I'm about to bust.

[Taylor]

I'm about to bust with these boys.

[Adam]

Gangsters busing with these. Oh, my God, the snake skins. The snake skins.

[Troy Aikman]

Eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

[Adam]

What the hell?

[Taylor]

I'm busting with these boys, dude.

[Adam]

Doing Stone Cold.

[Taylor]

Taylor and Will coming. What a thrill to have you guys here. Thank you. Thank you for. For coming on real quick. We appreciate it.

[Blake]

What's it like being here?

[Taylor]

Yeah. And your guys at this level. Look at. Look at the fans that are clamoring to. Oh, my God. I haven't. I haven't seen this much action.

[Troy Aikman]

There's whispers from all the way across the other side, though.

[Adam]

He's dumping them out.

[Taylor]

Well, I. I mean, McAfee's embarrassed.

[Blake]

Put that titty away.

[Taylor]

He has to be embarrassed. He looked at his crowd and he's like, it's pretty sparse over there. And then you look at fans that are clamoring. Troy Aikman standing over there. He wants to get on stage. Always right over there, wanting to be on stage. And I said, no, no, no, no, no, no. My busting boys are coming up.

[Isaac]

We're just walking around. People want to grab this and that. But you guys are set up.

[Adam]

You guys kind of treat this like Comic Con sort.

[Troy Aikman]

This is football players. Comic Con is exactly what it is.

[Adam]

That's what it feels.

[Taylor]

See the. I see the. You. The branded hooded sweatshirts.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And you guys are getting straight paid for that.

[Troy Aikman]

Come on, Come on.

[Taylor]

And here's where our manager sucks. Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

You see that chain? You see that chain Willie's got on right now?

[Taylor]

I do.

[Adam]

God damn.

[Troy Aikman]

That's paid for.

[Adam]

I wish we had one of those. Those testers. Could we test it and that would check out?

[Isaac]

I would. I would rather not have a tester.

[Blake]

Shout out to Zales.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

Hell yes, brother.

[Taylor]

And this is when. Well, Isaac, why don't we have sick branded deals that we. Hooded sweatshirts. And now we're able to afford sick ass chains.

[Isaac]

He's got you guys positioned. The big corporate just gets him on the phone. Hey, you think we can get the workaholics Boys, like, we'll get them their own stage. Was there any deals? Don't worry about that. We'll worry about that later. He's working for the man. He's working for the man. He might be an op.

[Troy Aikman]

That's a wolf. And she's closing.

[Adam]

My manager is my op. That's crazy.

[Troy Aikman]

That is nuts.

[Taylor]

And if he is our opinion, very disappointed.

[Blake]

Yeah, I agree that he's got us positioned. He's got us bent over.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Blake]

I don't love it.

[Adam]

I don't love it at all.

[Taylor]

So what is your game plan here? Yeah. For the Super Bowl?

[Adam]

Gotta be juiced, buddy.

[Troy Aikman]

It's a full. This week is a full sprint.

[Taylor]

So you go. You guys take it seriously?

[Troy Aikman]

I thought that was a question. But you guys take it seriously.

[Taylor]

Last time, you're on the wrong podcast.

[Troy Aikman]

So what's going on this week? It's a lot. Anyway, let me ask you this.

[Adam]

We cut your ass off.

[Frank Caliendo]

Where are you from?

[Blake]

I'm from Evanston, Illinois.

[Adam]

Sorry.

[Taylor]

We saw you guys last time. You guys had food poisoning. This is last super bowl and I thought you guys would just partied the night before because it was in New Orleans, but you were taking it very seriously. You didn't drink. You had a big night. Are you taking it as seriously this year?

[Isaac]

I would say so, yeah. Like when we first landed it Monday morning that we went straight to the Pro bowl, like, it's like Taylor was saying, it's just a sprint essentially every day. So at nighttime you're just absolutely exhausted.

[Blake]

Like.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yes.

[Isaac]

Yesterday morning we had to wake up at 3:30 in the morning to drive an hour or over an hour to go interview Coach Rabel.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

Which we're down to do. But it's like you don't want to be we our first time. I want to say when the super bowl was in Arizona, we went out a couple times.

[Troy Aikman]

Buddy, tell them about that Drake party.

[Adam]

Come on.

[Troy Aikman]

You need a thousand wristbands. There's a bunch of day walkers walking. Can you get me in? Can you get me in?

[Isaac]

It's like a zombie apocalypse happening to get into some of these parties.

[Adam]

Y.

[Isaac]

And you're out super late. You get hammered. I'm a big yell vibes guy. My voice is gone. The next day you're hung over and it was like from that moment it was like, hey, we gotta. We gotta tighten it up.

[Taylor]

Well, see and that when I look at you guys, I saw you guys doing this podcast over here across from us across the stage. And I was like, look at how fresh they look.

[Adam]

You guys look.

[Taylor]

And you guys are keeping it tight and right. And you're sharp. I can tell how sharp you are. And we're. We got in last night, just got blackout drunk.

[Blake]

I've got like that out too late.

[Adam]

I have blood on my.

[Taylor]

Yeah, Blake has blood on his shirt before. No way.

[Troy Aikman]

Not even his new little scrum. What happened?

[Adam]

I think I bit my nail. Too short. Dude.

[Troy Aikman]

Is that not the worst feeling in the world? Because when it happens, you're like, ah, this is whatever. But then the next three days, it's a sting every five minutes.

[Taylor]

You might be a Yale vibes guy. He's a bite his nails so close that they bleed type of drug.

[Troy Aikman]

And you talk about not looking good, not looking sharp. Like, it's February and you got yourself a nice little bronze on you.

[Taylor]

Thank you for saying that.

[Troy Aikman]

What is the deal?

[Adam]

He's a beach guy.

[Taylor]

I went to Hawaii. I did my first ever since celebrity golf tournament.

[Troy Aikman]

Oh, my God. How to go Maui.

[Taylor]

No, the Big Island. Hawaii proper. They just call it Hawaii.

[Isaac]

Big island called Hawaii.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Just called Hawaii. I was. I'm. I've golfed 12 times, so I'm not a good golfer, but I was doing it for the kids. It was for children's hospitals. But did I beat Drew Bledsoe in the skills competition?

[Frank Caliendo]

Did you?

[Taylor]

I did. And was he wildly upset and embarrassed and then after that, kept calling me a munchkin.

[Adam]

He.

[Taylor]

He did.

[Frank Caliendo]

Oh, he went. He went.

[Taylor]

Low blow. He was like, look at this munchkin, munchkin, munchkin. Because he's an alpha dog, you know, back, you know, but hey, looks like.

[Troy Aikman]

The munchkin alpha dog before that moment.

[Taylor]

Sorry, Drew. And I know he's not here, so I can talk my. I know he's not here.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah. I thought he was trying to get on the show. Yeah, he's in that big crowd.

[Isaac]

But when you won, what you felt?

[Taylor]

I didn't win. I just beat him.

[Blake]

But you beat Hills.

[Isaac]

You got to know what it felt like to be. Be Tom Brady.

[Adam]

Yes, exactly.

[Isaac]

Just for that moment in time. Like. And then when he gets upset, it's.

[Adam]

Like, I get why he reacted.

[Taylor]

I had to. I had to chip over like a 12 foot, 12 foot wall.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And he biffed it. He did. He just didn't do it.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

And then. Boop. Perfect. Landed over.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

I threw my club up. I was giving guys hugs. I was high fiving everyone.

[Blake]

This is such typical Adam to dine out on. On, like an accidental chip.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah, it was.

[Taylor]

I was legit.

[Troy Aikman]

10 times. That chip's not going that way. But that was that one time. You're a miracle on ice, dude.

[Taylor]

Thank you for saying it. Thank you for saying it. And it felt really good. So, yeah. Yes, I guess I am Tom Brady.

[Isaac]

You know what it felt like to be him in that moment?

[Taylor]

So that's why I have this beautiful bronzed tan.

[Adam]

There you go.

[Taylor]

I was just in Hawaii.

[Troy Aikman]

There's nothing better than being sun kissed.

[Taylor]

Are you guys golfers at all?

[Troy Aikman]

God, yeah.

[Adam]

Same.

[Isaac]

When I do golf, I'll be out for a week because the low back just, I. I'm just not what I use.

[Taylor]

But. But I'll tell you what, I'm invited to do all these fun events and they're like, come to Hawaii. Come do this. And you're like, man, I wish I could. I'm so bad at golf, I think I'm just gonna start saying yeah. And just eating out there.

[Adam]

Budget.

[Taylor]

Just get drunk and you get a nice tan. You get a little vacation out of it.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

And it's on them like, oh, hey, Adam, you're not very good.

[Frank Caliendo]

Good.

[Taylor]

It's like, hey, you guys, I didn't say I was good.

[Troy Aikman]

Telling you, there's background check.

[Adam]

Also ask Drew Bledo who's good.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah, exactly.

[Taylor]

Like ask my boy Donovan.

[Troy Aikman]

Why?

[Taylor]

Also competition.

[Troy Aikman]

You know what? Good on you for getting Drew too. Because ever since that, that thing on Netflix with Tom Brady. Yeah, he's been running a little too high.

[Adam]

Yeah. We got to take for you to.

[Troy Aikman]

Be the son to his Icarus.

[Taylor]

I had to take him down. He did say this is one of the lowest points of my life is what he said. Is quoted.

[Troy Aikman]

And he was the first overall pick that got beat out by a six round.

[Will]

Yeah.

[Frank Caliendo]

So that's that.

[Taylor]

And somehow me beating him in the skills competition in this small golf tournament was somehow at the same level. So really took him down a peg or two.

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[Isaac]

Do you got. You guys. Are you guys set up here? Here each day throughout the week?

[Taylor]

Yeah, we are here.

[Adam]

We're here, we're here.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

How long is it? Like hours?

[Isaac]

Hour?

[Adam]

One hour?

[Taylor]

I think it's one hour.

[Blake]

We're locking up tonight. Yeah, yeah, we sweep, we lock up. I forget the lights.

[Frank Caliendo]

I go back.

[Taylor]

You know, we might. I bet we could go long. I wonder. What is the deal?

[Blake]

We.

[Taylor]

We just got. We're on Netflix now, so that's.

[Isaac]

Congratulations.

[Blake]

We didn't get any sweatshirts about it, but that's okay.

[Taylor]

Yeah, we. Yeah, we do.

[Troy Aikman]

That's all right.

[Taylor]

Yeah. No, we. No sweatshirts. No branded sweatshirts, Richards. We can't afford these sick chains.

[Isaac]

Did you guys even hear about the deal or he just told you you guys are on Netflix?

[Taylor]

Yeah, honestly, that's.

[Adam]

My mom texted me.

[Blake]

So close to that.

[Adam]

My mom texted me, like, why are you on Netflix? And I'm like, I don't know.

[Blake]

Stop yelling.

[Troy Aikman]

I don't know.

[Taylor]

It is. It is weird to be on Netflix because now I think our families will watch it because it's so easy and it's right there. And they're like, well, maybe. Maybe I will watch an episode of the podcast. Yeah. And then it's like 15 minutes in. We're talking Jizz. We're talking Jeff. How do you not.

[Adam]

Thank you for bringing it up, by the way.

[Taylor]

There's a microphone.

[Troy Aikman]

That's how you. That's how life starts. So why not always go back to.

[Taylor]

The base and when you just run.

[Isaac]

Out of substance or material, you just. If you're sitting with your boys, it's like, hey, when's the last time you cranked?

[Adam]

Hey, honestly, I never run out of substance.

[Blake]

If there's an octave silence.

[Adam]

That's what's crazy. That's what's crazy about Jizz is it's unlimited.

[Troy Aikman]

You got that teenage libido. I feel like. I feel like you're a dude that's like a four time a day guy if you want.

[Adam]

You feel that? I like that you feel that.

[Blake]

You know what?

[Troy Aikman]

That's a call back because how's your testosterone doing?

[Taylor]

Oh, thank you for saying we didn't check. We did not check this this year.

[Blake]

But does it go up and down?

[Taylor]

Yeah. Oh, it goes up and down.

[Blake]

Yeah, I guess it goes down. I mean, I guess it goes down. It doesn't go up though, right?

[Troy Aikman]

It can.

[Taylor]

It can.

[Isaac]

Oh, yeah, it can.

[Blake]

For the.

[Taylor]

For the listeners and. And viewers now at home, Blake had the lowest by a large margin.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

Are we talking.

[Adam]

I don't even remember.

[Taylor]

And then also has the smallest biceps of the crew because we just measured a second ago.

[Adam]

That's what we're at.

[Taylor]

Those are just facts. And I'm not trying to pile.

[Adam]

Will you guys put your biceps on record?

[Taylor]

Do you.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah, absolutely. Can I just say one thing? Because, you know, when you insult you, I got to bring them back up a little bit. I saw you pull the sleeve back.

[Taylor]

It. It looks.

[Troy Aikman]

That's a sleeper built.

[Isaac]

Both Taylor and I went, oh, that's a nice looking bicep. That's a coupe sleeper. Build body is a graphic designer for.

[Troy Aikman]

That boy's been etched in stone a little bit. Not a whole lot of stone, but it's still been etched.

[Adam]

Honestly, I would love to be your guys's third as opposed to these guys. Like if you want to. You want a new member? I will. I would love to bust with you.

[Troy Aikman]

Bros. You want to bust with us.

[Taylor]

Dude, remember, he's a four day cranker down the bus.

[Troy Aikman]

We need a four day cranker. Will's a two day cranker. I'm a one day cranker.

[Taylor]

Crank difference. And you could start at the size of their penis because it's definitely larger than yours.

[Troy Aikman]

Dude, no. Hey, no shot.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Okay.

[Adam]

Thank you, Adam.

[Taylor]

That's not real. Because you're a big man and so it has to be proportional.

[Troy Aikman]

You spend enough time in the locker rooms. The big guys are the littlest guys.

[Adam]

Interesting.

[Troy Aikman]

Offensive lineman. I mean, there's. You heard here first. Now Matt Khalil, he's in a bit of a situation.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's right.

[Blake]

That's right.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, that's right. Right.

[Troy Aikman]

Dude, offensive lineman, they got that. The suit coat button. That's. It's not.

[Adam]

Okay, wait, I like this.

[Blake]

But now is that because they got so much weight that it kind of pushes out who's.

[Adam]

Who's position wise? Who's really hoggy?

[Troy Aikman]

You know what? Don't answer that.

[Isaac]

Who's really hoggy?

[Troy Aikman]

Don't. Don't answer that. Let them guess.

[Adam]

I'm saying safety's just got it dropping down the side.

[Troy Aikman]

Why though?

[Adam]

Cuz, dude, you don't feel safe around them.

[Blake]

Come on, on.

[Troy Aikman]

You know, you know the answer to the question. You know, you know why I. I.

[Taylor]

Feel it has to be a linebacker. Right line. A lot of.

[Adam]

Really a lot of aggressive hanging brain, though. They got big ass nuts.

[Frank Caliendo]

Sure.

[Taylor]

Hey, what's up, aunt Shelley?

[Isaac]

Thanks for watching the skill positions.

[Adam]

Skill position, skill position. Guys, they're real hard.

[Troy Aikman]

The skinnier, the better.

[Adam]

Skinnier.

[Taylor]

See, now we're just talking. What it looks like there's a running back friend.

[Troy Aikman]

No.

[Frank Caliendo]

Who's.

[Adam]

Who's dragging it? Who's getting extra yards after.

[Taylor]

I've never seen him, by the way. I've never. I've never seen Blake this excited on the podcast.

[Isaac]

Talked about the button. The button head. Blake was like, oh, I like this.

[Taylor]

All of a sudden, Blake's sweating a little bit. He's like, yeah, maybe safety. I don't feel safe around him.

[Troy Aikman]

Offensive lineman for the most part, aside from Matt Khalil.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

Everybody's kind of Just the same base category of bird nest, I guess.

[Isaac]

Honestly, the old linemen are who you want to shower by.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Adam]

I have stood on this where I've said, like, I think that we would learn a lot if every historical person, everybody revealed their size. We need to know if that, like, influences the way you think. You know what I mean?

[Taylor]

Like, does Napoleon actually have a small dick? Because everyone says, like, find it somewhere.

[Adam]

Yeah, it was very small.

[Troy Aikman]

Is that on a record?

[Taylor]

It was.

[Blake]

It's like in a jar somewhere.

[Adam]

It is. I have it. Yeah.

[Taylor]

Do not go in this guy's garage.

[Blake]

It's a museum, right?

[Adam]

It is, yes. And it's very small.

[Taylor]

Well, that's a fun. And then is. Is Abe, our boy, Abe Lincoln, is he just hogging out?

[Adam]

Oh, Abe.

[Troy Aikman]

You know Abe.

[Adam]

Abe had a.

[Taylor]

Honest Abe.

[Frank Caliendo]

If you're.

[Troy Aikman]

If you're long and slender, you keep his hands game over.

[Adam]

His dick was as big as his hat.

[Taylor]

Hey, why are you just explaining your exact frame right now?

[Troy Aikman]

This is my new frame.

[Isaac]

If you have.

[Adam]

Mustache grows.

[Troy Aikman]

Well, yeah, if you have a good head of hair and a mustache and you're six seven and you're wearing boots and your shoulders go a little bit forward when you walk. You have bad posture. You got.

[Taylor]

If you got old blue eyes tattooed on your right hand. You're hard.

[Isaac]

Hey, hey, hey. Taylor's got a. Taylor's got a nice little piece on him.

[Adam]

Hell yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

That's so nice of you to see.

[Isaac]

Because you him going from what, 320 down to what, 250?

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah, yeah, like 3, 312. Yeah, it's around the 3, 250 range.

[Frank Caliendo]

What is that?

[Taylor]

Journey.

[Blake]

How are we doing?

[Troy Aikman]

Light. That was a light.

[Blake]

They got Cabo lost a hundred. Just stopped eating candy, which is absurd.

[Troy Aikman]

I was always a weight gain guy. So the minute they were like, hey, you can't play football anymore. I think like three weeks, it was like 285. And then there was a moment where my wife, Taylor and Will had to have like a sit down intervention. Like, hey, you are looking like your prey. You need to get a little bit back. I've been trying to.

[Isaac]

He was watching the Serena Williams commercial. A little too much on. A little sick.

[Taylor]

Maybe. I do poop a little funny for a while. I heard that. Say, that is a thing that you. Your poops are not great.

[Blake]

Well, yeah, that's. That is the whole thing. It's a whole digestive situation.

[Adam]

Well, I don't know.

[Taylor]

I mean, I feel for the people on Netflix. They might not know that.

[Troy Aikman]

Right?

[Taylor]

And now they do know. Know if you do the ozempi or.

[Blake]

Whatever, shout out to the people.

[Taylor]

You might. You might have weird poops.

[Adam]

Your poops get runny or explosive.

[Taylor]

I don't know.

[Adam]

We've gone from jizz to poop, and we are in the zone.

[Troy Aikman]

We're in the batter's box right now.

[Taylor]

When we were in improv school back in the day. They say, work at the top of your intelligence. They say, always work at the top of your intelligence. And that's what we're doing.

[Troy Aikman]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

How do you even find that?

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

That's a selfish rule.

[Adam]

I've never. I haven't found it yet.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yet.

[Adam]

I can still get there.

[Taylor]

Yeah. I believe in you.

[Adam]

I can become smarter.

[Troy Aikman]

I believe that.

[Adam]

Anyway, see you guys at Super Bowl 69.

[Taylor]

Our new bid is. Is going up to people and be like, so It's Super Bowl 60s. So how many years until 69? And then let it. But let it hang for them. And they're like, I don't know. Like, what are you saying? And then you say 60, didn't they? Nine years.

[Blake]

It's fun.

[Troy Aikman]

While. While you were explaining that. I'm like, ken, like, is it 9 or is it, like, a weird, like, rollover?

[Blake]

Where do you guys think Super Bowl 69 would or should be held?

[Taylor]

Very important.

[Blake]

And there is a correct answer that Blake came up with.

[Taylor]

Troy Aikman. We're gonna get to you, man.

[Frank Caliendo]

Just chill for a song, bro.

[Taylor]

Jesus Christ.

[Adam]

We're here.

[Frank Caliendo]

Guys.

[Isaac]

He's shouting.

[Blake]

Yeah, Phoenix. He's not that funny.

[Taylor]

I don't know. Yeah, he's screaming.

[Troy Aikman]

Phoenix is location, though.

[Adam]

Phoenix is Super Bowl 69. We got to lock it in tomorrow.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

St. Barts. Saint Barts would be a good spot.

[Taylor]

Very similar to what Blake.

[Blake]

He said Jamaica.

[Taylor]

Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

Did he?

[Frank Caliendo]

Okay.

[Troy Aikman]

I feel like island. The fact that you want. Yeah, but also, there's a lot of. Can't do the island thing.

[Isaac]

Hey, we can't.

[Troy Aikman]

We can't talk about islands.

[Frank Caliendo]

Hey, but by the way.

[Adam]

No, I also said there is an island.

[Frank Caliendo]

That's the first.

[Isaac]

That's a joke.

[Taylor]

That.

[Troy Aikman]

Not. I can't tell that joke.

[Frank Caliendo]

No.

[Adam]

We can talk about the emails if you want to go there.

[Taylor]

We can off air.

[Troy Aikman]

I'm down to get conspiracy with you. Hey, Conspiracy.

[Isaac]

He's still alive.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, he's here. Troy's with him.

[Taylor]

Troy.

[Blake]

I think if we just plowed the island, resurfaced it, built a stadium, and.

[Adam]

That'S where we have every super.

[Announcer]

I also Feel.

[Taylor]

I also feel. I think. I think Phoenix. I think. I think Troy's suggestion of Phoenix is a good idea.

[Troy Aikman]

Why do you like Arizona?

[Taylor]

Well, because it's a very sexy place. People aren't wearing a lot of clothes. It's very hot there. It's too hot to wear clothes.

[Adam]

There are a lot of babes in Arizona.

[Isaac]

Why I don't like Jamaica is we can't continue to push the agenda. That NFL needs to be international, Right?

[Adam]

Oh, you're off that, right?

[Troy Aikman]

Maybe Puerto Rico.

[Isaac]

I like to happens a year. But the fact that we're trying to get to a spot to where there's an eventual home team and games are just played there all the time.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

I'm not about that. Gator ain't about that.

[Troy Aikman]

Puerto Rico has 4% tax in general. Real quick, on your Arizona tape. Yeah, it was Troy.

[Taylor]

It was Troy.

[Troy Aikman]

Sorry, Troy's. But I just want to listen. There's a. This is on Netflix. There's a franchise called Zips.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

All right. The best bar food you'll ever have in your entire life. They were raided last week by Homeland Security.

[Taylor]

Oh, my God.

[Troy Aikman]

None of my business. My only business is we got to save Zips.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Troy Aikman]

And if there's somebody watching that can save Zips, we got to save.

[Blake]

Absolutely.

[Taylor]

I've never heard of Zips. I've never been to Zips, and honestly, I will die on that sword. Hell, yeah. I do everything I can to bring Zips back.

[Adam]

I don't know if this is the right place because we went to bat for Hooters and Rainforest Cafe, and they are both not doing well to get.

[Troy Aikman]

Behind the Zip was a hitter as a kid.

[Taylor]

Oh, my God. You go into a rain, the worst food.

[Adam]

But that banana Foster's dessert was off the.

[Taylor]

But you're a kid, so you're just eating some mozzarella sticks anyway. It doesn't matter.

[Troy Aikman]

You're eating the environment.

[Taylor]

Yeah, you're. You're just like when that gorilla pops out of the.

[Blake]

And what are we getting?

[Troy Aikman]

As snake, like, animatronically just kind of stares at you for a while.

[Blake]

You don't even look at the menu. What are you getting?

[Troy Aikman]

I love that you asked that question. I sit down and the waitress walks up and I say, ma', am, I just want you to know I used to live here. I grew up here. I don't come here very often, but when I do, I don't want to spoil myself. Please tell the chef to put a little extra love in this thing and know that they're personal.

[Taylor]

So this is a sit down.

[Troy Aikman]

Like it's a sports bar.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Frank Caliendo]

Sports bar.

[Taylor]

Chef is a loosener.

[Blake]

He said chef. Tell Jeff.

[Isaac]

I don't know if you guys notice it. He's setting the tone for his job.

[Troy Aikman]

You have to set the tone because a lot of the, you know, day to day work and it's like, right? Yeah, buddy, whatever you want. But like, you want them to know this is a special moment for me. So you get the medium golden wings. Extra crispy, extra saucy. Buddy. I'm telling you, it's a. I'm not going to get crazy and say number one wing of all time because some is going to say something. But top five wing.

[Isaac]

Top five wing.

[Taylor]

Top five.

[Troy Aikman]

Extra, extra saucy. He's had it.

[Taylor]

And you this.

[Isaac]

Yeah. Experience is off the charts. Yeah.

[Taylor]

You're as excited right now.

[Blake]

Or number one. Top five.

[Frank Caliendo]

Five.

[Troy Aikman]

Top five wing. You're going to eat.

[Blake]

But I'm saying like of chains. Cuz there's like single places that have like really good wings. But as far as like chains go.

[Troy Aikman]

Would you ra goes. Yeah. They're mowing them down.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Isaac]

Here's what I fear. Here's what I fear right now.

[Troy Aikman]

Go ahead.

[Isaac]

They might go on their own accord without you and they might have the wing and be like, I mean, tough five.

[Troy Aikman]

You got to go to V and ha. That's the one you go to. Not all zips are created equal. But then you're also gonna get the Monaco focaccia.

[Taylor]

All right.

[Troy Aikman]

Extra jalapeno dipping sauce.

[Adam]

What was the bill here, buddy?

[Troy Aikman]

13. It's kind of nice.

[Isaac]

Time out.

[Taylor]

Time. I like how excited you. I just.

[Blake]

My headphones and everything stops.

[Isaac]

I don't know if you guys are feeling the same thing right now.

[Blake]

Somebody. We just kicked. I kicked something.

[Adam]

My headphones are in.

[Troy Aikman]

This is what happens.

[Adam]

That's it.

[Troy Aikman]

No, I'm just telling you over here. It's a real.

[Adam]

I would.

[Frank Caliendo]

We.

[Troy Aikman]

Oh, we're back.

[Blake]

We're back.

[Taylor]

We're back, we're back.

[Blake]

Isaac figured it out.

[Taylor]

That's crazy. By the way, he just made his Netflix debut. Dude.

[Adam]

And everybody, did you see Isaac's hair?

[Taylor]

Isaac, He.

[Adam]

The hair gel game.

[Taylor]

Yes. Isaac dresses like that and he's 55 years old.

[Troy Aikman]

Isaac looks like he was in every Jackass movie.

[Taylor]

Yes. It's currently in a ska band. Yeah. That only performs in Bully.

[Troy Aikman]

Plays the trumpet the whole time.

[Taylor]

Pop.

[Blake]

A lot of waiting for his solo.

[Frank Caliendo]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

Just Scott's just got to sit. He's Just got to sit there and just get destroyed all the time. How often do you guys throw? Throw Isaac, a compliment.

[Adam]

I do it.

[Troy Aikman]

Let's play the game right now. Softball. Here he is. Nice.

[Taylor]

He's a loving father.

[Frank Caliendo]

Okay.

[Taylor]

He is a good dad. He is a good dad to any.

[Blake]

Child he finds on the street.

[Taylor]

To any child.

[Adam]

He's in the email.

[Troy Aikman]

He might be in the email.

[Adam]

He might be in the email.

[Taylor]

The emails.

[Troy Aikman]

Oh, boy.

[Adam]

Right?

[Taylor]

And that is another episode of this is important.

[Adam]

Important. Hell yeah.

[Taylor]

Thank you guys so much for coming out. Troy, we'll get to you next time.

[Adam]

Maybe tomorrow.

[Taylor]

Maybe. Maybe.

[Troy Aikman]

Probably not though.

[Adam]

Holy.

[Taylor]

Thank you boys for coming on. That was fun.

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[Taylor]

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[Adam]

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