Ep 289: This Cruise Was Important Part 1

Summary

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Podcast Summary

This Is Important – Ep 289: This Cruise Was Important Part 1

Release Date: March 10, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, (and repeated mention of Kyle Newacheck, who is not present)
Venue: Live episode recorded on a cruise (Sixthman event), audience present

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Episode Overview

The gang takes "This Is Important" out to sea with a live cruise episode full of their signature chaos, crowd interplay, and storytelling. Adam, Anders, and Blake riff on everything from wild cruise experiences, party games, bathroom disasters, and drinking tales to deeply unserious discussions about anatomy, family, and show business. True to form, nearly every moment is infused with quick-fire jokes and off-the-cuff banter. Highlights include audience questions, candid talk about families, and a surprise cameo/interview with Adam’s mother, Penny.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Segments

1. Cruise Experience & Crowd Interaction

• Welcoming the audience: Multiple sarcastic yet earnest thanks for attending.
  • "My God, thank you so much for being here." — Blake (03:31)
• Reunion Proposals:
  • "Are we gonna have a reunion later? Like, in a year?... I'm like, tonight." — Anders & Blake (04:11–04:21)
• Impressions of the Cruise Ship:
  • Adams' appreciation for the ship’s amenities, especially its “many places to drink.”
  • Jokes at organizer Isaac’s expense about the quality of the cruise (04:47–05:04).
• Surviving Mexico:
  • Playful boasting about inviting parents, and stories about Adam’s mom being ready for anything — "She did have, like, straps of bullets across her chest. She was locked and loaded." — Blake (05:53)
  • Concept for a sequel: "Hey, we got a sequel to Game Over, Man. Adam died. It's real." (06:13–06:18)

2. Wild Encounters and Ship Life

• Audience Connectivity:
  • "I've met individually everyone on this ship at this point..." — Adam (08:29)
  • Recap of an audience interaction where women offered to use a strap-on on Blake/Anders, leading to elaborately candid and funny exchanges (08:57–09:39).
• Hot Tub Watchers:
  • Calling out fans watching from the hot tub — "Watching from the hot tub is so, like, MTV. It's cool, dude." — Anders (12:27)
• Bathroom & Health Talk:
  • Extended riffing about cruise-induced digestive issues, complete with yogurt machine metaphors and music-ready fart jokes (13:10–14:15).

3. Casino & Gambling Antics

• Adam's 'Cooler' Aura:
  • Self-deprecating stories about being bad luck at the casino and losing $500 in eleven minutes (19:51–20:10).
• Hosting the Weezer Cruise:
  • Adam’s past as cruise MC, misusing his broadcast mic to trash-talk the casino (20:41–21:22).

4. Cruise Culture – Rules & Partying

• Drug and Party Jokes:
  • Mock “cop” interrogation of the audience: “If you were to smuggle drugs onto the ship, exactly how would you do it?” — Adam (16:17–16:25)
  • “Did anyone have cocaine snorted off their shoulder?” (16:50)
• Disembarkation Blues:
  • Dismay about early morning departure: "We have to disembark the ship at like 8am..." — Adam (17:09)

5. Family and Deep Cuts

• Parents on Board:
  • Adam dishes on his lively mom and family reputation for “slurriness.”
  • "No, we're a slurry family. That's what we do. We slur our words." — Adam (29:02)
• Name Origins:
  • Story behind Adam’s family name — sarcastic speculation of divine lineage or the opposite, with the crowd joining in on spelling theories about his sister Britney’s name (62:11–63:13).
• Adam’s Mom Joins On Stage (Penny Devine):
  • Penny delivers the hardest line of the night:
    • Q: “What’s been your favorite part of the podcast thus far?”
    • A: "There's not any." — Penny (58:37)
  • Audience asks about Adam’s worst punishment growing up; Penny tells a story about a forbidden party (59:24–60:47).

6. Absurd and Blue Humor (Classic TII)

• Sexual Antics & Anatomy:
  • Jokes about strap-ons, cages, and erectile dysfunction, leading to product endorsements (11:15–12:00; 38:41–39:24).
  • "I was hard for 11 days." — Adam (41:11)
• Drinking from Risqué Mugs:
  • Blake and Anders debate the merits and hygiene of novelty mugs shaped like nude figures, with repeated callbacks (31:10–31:50).
• Fingerbanging at the Casino:
  • One of the raunchiest stories — "We saw two girls finger banging each other, no joke, at the casino the other day." — Adam (47:40)
• Comedy Soundboard:
  • The group employs sound effects and fart noises as an ongoing bit, reminiscent of their lowbrow Workaholics humor (22:31–23:36).
• Workaholics Legacy:
  • Surprised that their TV show is playing in the cabins ("Hey, turns out that's a pretty funny show.") (19:16)
  • Audience and hosts debate whether their “fart thing” schtick could ever net them a Grammy (55:07).

7. Audience Q&A Highlights

• Viagra from the Mexican Pharmacy:
  • Jokes about the ease of purchasing pharmaceuticals in Mexico (68:31–69:32)
• Swim from Ship to Cozumel:
  • "Can Durst swim from the ship to Cozumel with no support?" leads to a challenge bit (71:20–72:08)
• Props from Workaholics:
  • Which items did the boys keep after the show? Anders claims the original bear coat, Blake kept various wardrobe pieces (86:31–87:33).
• Casting a New Workaholics:
  • Theoretical re-cast: "Timothy Chalamet as me? Yes." — Anders (84:27–84:33);
    Jacob Elordi for Blake; Taron Egerton for Adam.
• Workaholics Movie Update:
  • Clarifies wishful rumors: “Paramount, they still own the project. It sucks…” — Adam (81:27–81:52)

8. Miscellaneous Cruise Life

• Naming the “Yellow Shirts”:
  • Jokingly refer to cruise staff/security as the “party police”— “If you’re not partying hard enough, they make you party more.” — Anders (47:32)
• Audience Shenanigans:
  • Mentions of live events, karaoke plans, and referencing audience members’ bold poolside choices (74:35; 40:13).
• Apologies & Takebacks:
  • The show ends with the hosts reflecting on regrettable bits, purchases, or going too far, but mostly reaffirming having a great time with the cruise crowd (89:46–92:00).

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Notable Quotes & Moments (w/Timestamps)

• "Put your dick away. You're under arrest." — Anders (03:12, 47:23)
• "I was hard for 11 days." — Adam (03:09, 41:11)
• "There's not any." — Penny, when asked her favorite part of the podcast (58:37)
• “She did have, like, straps of bullets across her chest. She was locked and loaded.” — Blake (05:53)
• “No, we're a slurry family. That's what we do.” — Adam (29:02)
• “We saw two girls finger banging each other, no joke, at the casino the other day.” — Adam (47:40)
• "This is a choose your own adventure podcast." — Adam (07:29)
• "Mallory from Michigan, how often are you testing your tea — testosterone?" — Adam (88:03)
• “Who got Isaac’s nipples on their key card?” (29:54)
• “I'm sorry we even brought up the files. But you know what? We're all thinking about them constantly, right?" — Blake (93:47)
• “Timothy Chalamet as me? Yes.” — Anders (84:27)

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Structure, Tone, and Style

• Tone: Wild, rapid-fire, irreverent, indulgently blue.
• Structure: Loosely structured, flowing conversationally between personal stories, live crowd banter, recurring bits, and Q&A.
• Style: Unfiltered, improvisational, full of inside jokes and audience participation. Authentic to Workaholics & TII’s comedic sensibility.

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Key Takeaways for New Listeners

• The "cruise" setting and live audience make for an extra chaotic, interactive edition.
• Much of the humor is explicit, self-deprecating, and intentionally juvenile—classic for both the show and its fan base.
• Longstanding friendships and chemistry fuel rapid, unscripted riffing.
• Adam’s mom, Penny, is a highlight with unfiltered and heartfelt (but playful) answers.
• Nostalgia for Workaholics weaves through, along with updates/perspectives on the possibility of a movie or reboot.
• Audience questions, cruise mishaps, and general mayhem create a feeling of being a part of the party.

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [03:05] – Show starts, wild greetings, opening jokes
• [04:24] – Cruise impressions and Isaac jokes
• [05:53] – Surviving Mexico, parental antics
• [08:29] – Cruise social life, wild audience stories
• [13:10] – Bathroom/weird cruise food stories
• [19:51] – Adam’s casino disaster stories
• [31:10] – Adult novelty mug debate
• [37:31] – Absurd “would you transplant a dead man’s penis to your son?” scenario
• [47:40] – Casino fingerbanging saga
• [58:06] – Adam’s mom (Penny) onstage Q&A
• [68:31] – Audience Q&A (Viagra, swim challenge)
• [86:31] – What Workaholics props did the cast keep?
• [94:00] – Host takebacks, goodbyes, and wrap-up

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For More

Don’t expect deep insights or serious discussions, but if you want to feel like you’re at an R-rated, unruly comedy party with the Workaholics crew—this is required listening.

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Transcript

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[Adam DeVine]

Welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on this Is Important.

[Blake Anderson]

They took my kidney and blew me.

[Adam DeVine]

I was hard for 11 days.

[Anders Holm]

Put your dick away. You're under arrest.

[Adam DeVine]

Let's go. Look at this. I love it. This is beautiful.

[Blake Anderson]

My God, thank you so much for being here.

[Adam DeVine]

He's the best. I know you said that kind of sarcastically, the way you just said that, but that's just how you sound.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

We do actually want to thank you for being here. My God, can you believe we made. What?

[Blake Anderson]

We're real happy you're here.

[Adam DeVine]

Why are you saying it like that?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[Adam DeVine]

I know that's just how he sounds, but we are actually really happy that you're here.

[Amber Grimes]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

We're cooking.

[Blake Anderson]

It's so cool. I have love for all of you.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know why you're sounding like that.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know what.

[Adam DeVine]

We're very happy that you guys are here. I'm making some lifelong friends. I feel absolutely on this cruise.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, are we gonna have a reunion later? Like, in a year? Like, later?

[Adam DeVine]

Maybe two years?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, tonight.

[Anders Holm]

Should we have a reunion later at the bar?

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. Yeah. Spinnaker Lounge, perhaps? I walked around the ship a little bit when everyone was gone, and I could just, you know, check out the ship. This is a beautiful ship.

[Anders Holm]

Norwegian, beautiful.

[Adam DeVine]

There's lots of places to drink.

[Anders Holm]

I'm pleasantly surprised. I thought we were going to be on a total pile of.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

But why?

[Adam DeVine]

And why did you think that? Because Isaac put this together.

[Anders Holm]

Because Isaac.

[Adam DeVine]

There you go.

[Blake Anderson]

There it is out.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

That checks out. Isaac's like, I don't know. I think it's going to be rad. I don't know. Have you looked into it at all? Shit, no.

[Blake Anderson]

It's going to be a boat.

[Adam DeVine]

It's a boat for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Is it a ship or a boat? Isn't that the same thing? Fuck.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, by the way, shout out to all of us for surviving Mexico.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah,

[Amber Grimes]

dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Blake wants to get on, like, you're some seriously want to get political for a second. He walks for the first time today.

[Adam DeVine]

Up top. He's got words get poly charged real quick.

[Anders Holm]

My mom and my dad were texting me. They're like, just be careful. And I'm like, shut up.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm up. Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

My parents are. Cool of you to not invite your parents. I invited mine, so I guess I love them more, but. What's up, mom and dad?

[Anders Holm]

That is true.

[Adam DeVine]

Yep. And my parents were the exact opposite. I was like, I don't know, maybe we don't go off the ship if it's. If they're saying to shelter in place. My mom's like, it'll be fine.

[Anders Holm]

They're like, damn. Your mom's like, I'm already on the beach.

[Adam DeVine]

Blackout.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

She did have, like, straps of bullets across her chest. She was locked and loaded.

[Anders Holm]

Full bandolier.

[Blake Anderson]

It was pretty cool. She was like, barb wire.

[Adam DeVine]

It was thinking like, I mean, you know, God forbid. God forbid. But I was like, that would. We could easily walk into Netflix and be like, hey, we got a sequel to Game over, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And they're like, we need something more grounded. We're like, adam died. It's real.

[Anders Holm]

He's dead.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm dead. And this is my hologram. And I'm willing to star AI style.

[Anders Holm]

That's Sean Astin. It's been Sean Astin for the last two days.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, I told you guys that I had a. An Uber driver one time that was like, man, you. You're an actor, huh? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm an actor. And he's like, man, you've been acting for a long time.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a cool sounding white lady.

[Adam DeVine]

It's a white woman.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a white woman.

[Anders Holm]

How did you not ask him where his accent was?

[Adam DeVine]

A white woman? And. And this old white woman was like, you've been acting for a long time. And I'm like, oh, yeah. I mean, kind of a long time now, I guess. And he was like, since you were a kid. And I'm like, well, it certainly feels like it. And then he was like, man, I loved you in Goonies. Oh,

[Anders Holm]

yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

He thought I was Sean Astin, dude. Hey, man, that guy's like 60 years old.

[Blake Anderson]

You just got a nod and then say something super racist before you get out. Oh, so he's like the Goonies guy. She's sorry. See, the old white lady's like, white lady?

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

The Goonies guy said the thing. I'm not gonna say Right now.

[Adam DeVine]

What were you. What would be a thing?

[Blake Anderson]

That's the fun about being live in the podcast. You guys can think about whatever imagine

[Adam DeVine]

you wanted it to be.

[Anders Holm]

It's really a choose your own.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a gift.

[Adam DeVine]

It's a choose your own adventure podcast. That's different. That's different and not exciting.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I don't want to get into luggage talks. I know we all travel here, but

[Adam DeVine]

to me, boy, to me, boy, it

[Blake Anderson]

just seems like a perfect opportunity. Was anybody. Did anybody arrive here inside luggage?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Was anybody smuggled illegally or legally?

[Adam DeVine]

Just asking. Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Hell yeah. Hell, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

This guy, I think he's joking.

[Anders Holm]

Remember how dirt during Doodlywed Game said, my arch nemesis is wind? You're seeing it in real time.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

This me up with like a little

[Blake Anderson]

pinch of post item.

[Adam DeVine]

The people at home that are accidentally watching us on Netflix are so confused right now. They're like, this is a podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

We're lost at sea.

[Adam DeVine]

The is happening with this guy's hair.

[Anders Holm]

We're stranded.

[Adam DeVine]

We're full together.

[Anders Holm]

I'm sorry. And I should have glued on my wig a little better because I feel like it's about to pop off this.

[Adam DeVine]

It's been fun to get to know everybody on this ship. I feel like I've met individually everyone on this ship at this point. And there was a. I wonder if they're around here. There is a couple. Two beautiful young ladies that want to. Blake in the ass. It's a bagel. Yeah. I don't know if you've ran into that, but they. They came up to. To Blake, by the way. Didn't mention it to me, but they go, hey, just so you know, I'm willing. I. We brought a strap on.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

And I. And this is. And Blake, you told me that. Do you want to continue the story?

[Anders Holm]

Well, basically. Well, you know, she was. She was intoxicated.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

But here. Yeah, but she had.

[Blake Anderson]

On this ship.

[Anders Holm]

Crazy. Surprisingly. But she had mentioned I was intoxicated. She had mentioned that. She said she would fuck me better than I've ever been before. And I said, the bar is low because I've never been fucked before.

[Blake Anderson]

Right, right, right, right.

[Adam DeVine]

Allegedly. No, no, no. You can cash that check.

[Anders Holm]

You can take her right to the bank.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Sperm bank.

[Anders Holm]

I just want to party.

[Adam DeVine]

Right to the sperm bank.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, look who's here.

[Anders Holm]

Hey. All I'm saying.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, my God. One of the blackouts himself.

[Anders Holm]

Was anybody at the blackout set where Atiba and Ako were. Blackout, Dude.

[Adam DeVine]

That was classic.

[Blake Anderson]

What a zombie this guy was.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, no, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Anders Holm]

He's still black.

[Blake Anderson]

He can't put together a sentence.

[Adam DeVine]

He tried to say something and no words came.

[Blake Anderson]

Look at this dude.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, thank you, sir.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank you. Thank.

[Blake Anderson]

Security.

[Adam DeVine]

Security, please. Dear God, get him.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. Have your moment.

[Adam DeVine]

Water, trash.

[Blake Anderson]

Freaking Sia.

[Anders Holm]

You're off.

[Adam DeVine]

You're off the prize. Get the hell off stage. We're live. He's. He's taking photos. That's. That's what he's good for.

[Anders Holm]

He's not taking photos. He's harassing me. He's been doing it the whole ship. He.

[Adam DeVine]

Me?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Oh, I lied.

[Anders Holm]

It was allegedly.

[Adam DeVine]

That's why I said allegedly. That's exactly what I said. Allegedly.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not gonna let her. Me in the. On the second day.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. I have to see her again.

[Anders Holm]

If it's happening, it's day.

[Adam DeVine]

Today's day three.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. It's tonight.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, the clock is ticking.

[Anders Holm]

Damn, I better wash my ass.

[Adam DeVine]

Tonight's the night. I mean, it was pretty cool that she gave me her business card, and I. I checked it out and. Okay, there's a QR code. Did you check out the QR code, Adam?

[Anders Holm]

I. No, I did not.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, that sucks.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

There's men with their dicks in cages. That could have been you, Blake. That could have been you.

[Anders Holm]

What happens after you place your dick in the cage then. Then where do we go with that?

[Adam DeVine]

Honestly, I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

And I do. What if it's, like, a shark tank and, like, girls are just, like, kind of kind of floating up to it, trying to get Netflix, and you, like, sort of chum the water with it a little bit? I don't know how you would do that. How do you chum water?

[Adam DeVine]

Honestly, I think if I. If I told Chloe you come.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't chum.

[Adam DeVine]

If I told Chloe that that's what happened to me on the cruise, I don't think she would consider that cheating. She was like, you were assaulted, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that the, like, get out of jail free card?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, it's like, honey, I was. My dick was in a cage. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

They took my kidney and blew me.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it's in a cage. We're on international waters.

[Adam DeVine]

What's the problem here? What's the problem, Shark?

[Anders Holm]

Me? You're telling me this is grounds for divorce?

[Adam DeVine]

You're taking my child.

[Blake Anderson]

Let the public decide.

[Anders Holm]

That's a bummer.

[Adam DeVine]

I like the people that committed to watching this entire podcast in the hot tub.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Hell, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I like all of you guys.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

There we go.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, is this a hot tub?

[Anders Holm]

Dude, watching from the hot tub is so like, mtv. It's cool, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

It's MTV spring break.

[Anders Holm]

I wish the homie Simon Rex was here and could just.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I wish we were wheezing the juice.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. Paulie Shore was here. We should.

[Adam DeVine]

Kurt Loader is probably giving us the news, right? I'm talking about my hat.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, God, dude. It's really hard, actually. Hey, what's up? And I hate to go there, but

[Adam DeVine]

I am gonna go there. Oh, I am gonna go there, because

[Anders Holm]

I'm just kind of a nasty dude like that. How's everybody's shits going on the cruise? Not good, right? All right. Not good. Here's the deal.

[Adam DeVine]

I.

[Anders Holm]

You know, I've. My whole life, since I came out of mama's womb, I've been. I think I had a. I've never had before Netflix.

[Adam DeVine]

We getting this. We getting this.

[Anders Holm]

And he just smashed the.

[Adam DeVine]

His camera fell apart. After hearing.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, no, I legit like it. It just felt different than anything I've ever had.

[Blake Anderson]

I kind of either want to move on or hear more. The way you're not describing it at all.

[Anders Holm]

Well, it, like. It, like, started fast, and then it,

[Adam DeVine]

like, slowed down, and then I kind

[Anders Holm]

of, like, was like. It was like. It was like.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like when you get to tcby yogurt, and you don't know you've never been on this machine before, so you crank it too much, you slow it down, and then.

[Anders Holm]

But then it kind of starts. Then it starts to run out of yogurt, and it makes the.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Right.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, Right. So you lost me until that explanation, and now I get it. Now I understand exactly. Exactly what you're talking.

[Anders Holm]

It was just, like, freestyling. It's like I was, like, playing, like, dookie jazz or something.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

He's a scat man.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, hey.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank you. My God. First points of the points for that CII at sea. I'll take.

[Anders Holm]

I was hoping you bros would bond with me on that shit talk, but I guess not.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, you know, there's just, like, 2,000 of our closest friends here, and we

[Blake Anderson]

all know it's all.

[Adam DeVine]

It's all not going great for us because we've been aggressively drinking for three

[Blake Anderson]

days straight, but, you know, and only eating shrimp.

[Adam DeVine]

That's. That's all you've been eating?

[Blake Anderson]

I've been having them bring me fistfuls of shrimp.

[Adam DeVine]

I like. We have. We have, like, a concierge service in our room, which is very nice. And I haven't used it once. I just keep going, God damn, I'm starving. They're like, well, you could call down for food, but by the time I realize I'm hungry, I'm like, I need it now.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Winning.

[Blake Anderson]

Somebody help me.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I have not used the. What, how do you say it?

[Adam DeVine]

Concierge? Yes.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know that I've heard that word spoken aloud before.

[Adam DeVine]

Huh.

[Anders Holm]

Concierge.

[Adam DeVine]

So dumb.

[Anders Holm]

What is the concierge job exactly?

[Adam DeVine]

To do it.

[Amber Grimes]

What?

[Anders Holm]

So I feel like we met him and then I was like, what? I. I was.

[Blake Anderson]

What they do is you go to them with a question and they just. What they do is they concierge the situation.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, what is even the root of that word? Concierge?

[Blake Anderson]

It's got to be French.

[Anders Holm]

It's got to be.

[Blake Anderson]

Gotta be French.

[Anders Holm]

It's got to be French. It's got.

[Adam DeVine]

It almost seems like it has to be French. But we are in international waters.

[Anders Holm]

That is true.

[Adam DeVine]

So maybe it's a C term.

[Anders Holm]

That is. That could be.

[Blake Anderson]

Has anyone stayed up the entire time so far?

[Anders Holm]

Is anyone on no hours of sleep?

[Blake Anderson]

Who's on next to no hours? Who are the real soldiers? Okay. Security. Security.

[Anders Holm]

Get one guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Get him, please. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

What was. I feel like I would be a cop if I was like, what was the. Like, the rules were. Did people do a ton of drugs in Mexico and then get back on the boat or. Yeah. Did you guys charge pretty hard?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

You are sounding like a cop. So if you were to smuggle drugs onto the ship, exactly how would you do it? And what room are you staying in?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Was anybody with a prostitute or anything like that? Did anybody get kill anyone? No. Just checking. Okay, well, that Fair enough.

[Blake Anderson]

Did anyone have tacos? Whoa. Okay. Okay, so you had tacos. Did anyone have cocaine snorted off their shoulder? That's kind of what you thought this.

[Anders Holm]

I thought this ship partied. What the hell, dude?

[Adam DeVine]

Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

It's night three. Are people winding down or winding up?

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, I hope we're winding up. You know what really bummed me out is when I found out that we have to disembark the ship at like 8am yeah.

[Amber Grimes]

Holy.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Just slowly start to sink the ship. And if you're in your cabin, your points, I guess. Sure you want to give them?

[Anders Holm]

I'll give you points for that. I like that.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, Isaac, why didn't you tell me that we have to leave at 8:00am Well, I don't Want to be a downer?

[Blake Anderson]

Everyone's just going to stay up until you disembark, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. This is day. This is only. We still have a whole other day.

[Anders Holm]

I knew that.

[Adam DeVine]

I knew that you thought we were leaving tomorrow.

[Anders Holm]

I asked the concierge,

[Adam DeVine]

I asked the concert.

[Anders Holm]

I just call him homie. You know what? You're just like, homie.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, you. His name was Jerry, so that's what you thought. The concert.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, okay, I'll give you points.

[Adam DeVine]

Racking those points.

[Anders Holm]

You're killing it tonight.

[Adam DeVine]

How truly terrified was everybody? Night one. My God.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, are you saying night one in Tampa? Cuz that was terrifying.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Tampa's wild.

[Adam DeVine]

Tampa is wild.

[Blake Anderson]

But you were talking about night.

[Adam DeVine]

I was talking about night one on the ship. And I was like, my God, I. I knew it was scary. When I was asking the security guards, I'm like, it's normally like this. And they're like, no, it isn't.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, hang on. I'm texting my wife.

[Adam DeVine]

No, it isn't. I've been on a hundred of these and to. This is one of the worst. And then the next day, I asked the same guy and he goes, no, it wasn't that bad. I'm like, you son of a. You liar. You said it was really bad last night when you were scared. And now that you made it out alive, you're like, it was fine. Wasn't a big deal at all.

[Anders Holm]

It was shady. We had to cancel the podcast night one because it was so windy. And then it's been very pleasant. And then we start the podcast and my wig is blowing off.

[Adam DeVine]

And my wig fell off. I'm good.

[Anders Holm]

It looks kind of cool, right? I look like renegade Lorenzo Llamas.

[Adam DeVine]

Sort of.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I've watched more Workaholics. They're showing it on the TVs in your cabins. Did you guys see that? That's kind of cool. I've watched. Hey, turns out that's a pretty funny show. He's the best. I like that show. Yeah, I was.

[Blake Anderson]

Why do I feel like people are in their rooms watching that and not here watching this?

[Adam DeVine]

There are some people that are like, it's just a little better. I drank with that guy at the casino for about 11 hours the other night. I'm good. Yeah, I am good. I feel bad for everyone I was gambling with. I feel like I was. What was that movie, the Cooler? Was it Williams?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Where he just shows up and no one makes any money? Yeah, that was me. Anyone I was around, they're like, oh, cool. Adam, sit next to me. Fifteen minutes later, they're like, get the away from me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

You've ruined everything.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, hell yeah. Adam. Yo, get the out.

[Adam DeVine]

I lost $500 in, like, 11 minutes. What the hell?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's bad. What's your game?

[Adam DeVine]

It was roulette, and then I played blackjack, and I started to win. So that. So I. I see the. The six man people, the people that put on the cruise just shaking their heads. No, you love the casino.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you love the casino.

[Adam DeVine]

Go to the casino.

[Blake Anderson]

Losing money is kind of more fun than making it.

[Adam DeVine]

It's actually more fun to be in

[Anders Holm]

the cassette because it's like, everyone gives you attention. What was me.

[Adam DeVine]

I hosted the Weezer cruise, maybe on this cruise ship.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

Hang on.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's see.

[Adam DeVine]

2000. This is it in 2012. And they. They gave me a microphone, and they were just like, yeah, Whenever you want to talk into the mic, just. Just fire it up. And. And you can talk to the entire cabin. And I'm like, awesome. And then they never met you. It's going great. For the first, like, two hours, I'll just fire it up. Being like, come on down to this bar. We're having a great time. And then they give me some chips to go to the casino. And then I go to the casino, and I'm just bad at gambling. I don't know what to do. I'm like, well, okay, 19. Blackjack hit me, and so I suck. And then. And then I lose all my money. And then I turn on the microphone.

[Anders Holm]

I'm like, don't come to the casino.

[Adam DeVine]

Whatever you do, don't go to the casino. And they were like, can we see that microphone real quick? Yeah, real quick. Was that your.

[Anders Holm]

No, that's you farting into the mic before you give it back?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, right here.

[Blake Anderson]

That's kind of genius, Adam.

[Anders Holm]

You don't get the mic anymore, dude. Wait, wait. Hold up, hold up.

[Blake Anderson]

All right, Keep it.

[Adam DeVine]

This is your new bit. This is your Gallagher routine.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Having some watermelons to smash. You have a. There it is.

[Anders Holm]

There's a lot of power there, dude. It's kind of cool.

[Adam DeVine]

It worked.

[Blake Anderson]

It works for me.

[Anders Holm]

If you guys want to try. Put the mic to your.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't even have to fart, actually.

[Anders Holm]

Come on, give me one.

[Blake Anderson]

Can you give me a double bubble?

[Anders Holm]

You'll see.

[Blake Anderson]

Here we go. Ready?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

That was a good one.

[Blake Anderson]

How you gonna do me like that?

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Give me a double bubble.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I don't trust you.

[Amber Grimes]

Come on.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Anders Holm]

I lost your trust. That's how I lost you.

[Adam DeVine]

Give it to him. Give it to him. Blake.

[Amber Grimes]

No.

[Adam DeVine]

All right, give me a double bubble.

[Blake Anderson]

That was actually a beat.

[Adam DeVine]

Very good.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a beat right there.

[Anders Holm]

Can you freestyle real quick?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The dookie is feeling loosely down my leg. Right. Said Fred.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I love that. So my sister has a new boyfriend, and he's on this cruise with my sister.

[Blake Anderson]

And here we go.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Chris. Chris and what?

[Anders Holm]

So nervous right now.

[Adam DeVine]

He, for sure didn't know a lot about our show and doesn't really know about it. It's okay. Yeah, it's okay. He's a nice guy. He's an know about the podcast. Really? And I. He's in shock. He has to be, right? Imagine just entering this world and being like, what the?

[Blake Anderson]

Why?

[Anders Holm]

What's the vat?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Amber Grimes]

What?

[Anders Holm]

What? Dude. Welcome to the family. You're one of us now, family. Guys. I might just be up on the top deck doing that the rest of this cruise.

[Adam DeVine]

Wish you wouldn't. Wish you wouldn't.

[Anders Holm]

That feels right.

[Amber Grimes]

It's the new me, and it's the old them. Everybody's on their journey, and your journey is different to theirs. This woman's History Month, the podcast if you Knew Better with Amber Grimes spotlights women who turn missteps into momentum and lessons into power. I think coming out of where I came from, I'm from the Bronx. I think I grew up really poor. I didn't know that then because I very much use my creativity to romanticize life, and I'm like, my mom did a really good job of, like, you step back and you're like, whoa, We. I don't know how we made it. So a lot of my life was, like, built out of, like, survival to get to the next place. Like, my drive, my, like, tunnel vision of, like, I got to be better. I got to achieve. This was off the strengths of, like, I want to make a better life for us.

[Adam DeVine]

Us.

[Amber Grimes]

If youf Knew Better brings real talk from women who've lived it, unpacking, career pivots, relationship lessons, and the mindset shifts that changed everything. Listen to if youf Knew Better with Amber grimes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Almost 30 years together, four kids, and some of reality TV's most unforgettable moments. We know a thing or two about living life out loud. We're taking you behind the scenes in our new podcast between us, with me,

[Adam DeVine]

Heather Dubrow and me, Terry debrow. Between Us isn't about perfect lighting or curated Instagram grids.

[Amber Grimes]

It's the unfiltered behind closed doors conversations you wish you could eavesdrop on. Equal parts smart, funny, and a little bit scandalous.

[Adam DeVine]

Every week, Heather will bring you an unapologetic take on the headlines, the trends, and the cultural moments everyone's texting about.

[Amber Grimes]

And Terry will deliver insider beauty, health and wellness insights you won't find on TikTok.

[Adam DeVine]

Together, we'll tell the stories, spill the secrets, and share the hacks that keep life, marriage, and everything in between feeling fresh and fun.

[Amber Grimes]

We may live in a gated community, but there's zero gatekeeping here and plenty

[Adam DeVine]

of did they just say that? Moments.

[Amber Grimes]

Listen to between us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Danielle Robay, host of Bookmarked, the podcast by Reese's Book Club. And this week on Bookmarked, we're basically hosting the Ultimate Girls Night. Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner, Judy Greer, Rita Wilson, Angari Rice, and author Laura Dave. These are the women behind season two of the Apple TV series the Last Thing He Told Me. We're talking about turning a book into a hit show and what it really takes to bring a story to life. The most important metric for me is do I want to share this book with somebody. That's what creates community, and that's the main thesis of our book club and why we started it was just to connect people together. Listen to the Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Adam DeVine]

I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.

[Anders Holm]

Hi, dad.

[Adam DeVine]

And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is badass Convict. Just finished five years. I'm gonna have cookies and milk at mall.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

On the Cino show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor cultural icon Danny Trejl to talk about addiction transformation and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge, featuring powerful conversations with guests like Tiffany Haddish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic and without this proved, I'm gonna die. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search the Cino show and listen now. Segregation in the day, integration at night.

[Amber Grimes]

When segregation was the law. One mysterious black club owner had his own rules.

[Adam DeVine]

We didn't worry about what went on outside. It was like stepping in another world.

[Amber Grimes]

Inside Charlie's Place, black and white people danced together. But not everyone was happy about it.

[Anders Holm]

You saw the kkk.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. They was dressed up in their uniform.

[Anders Holm]

The KKK set out to raid Charlie,

[Adam DeVine]

take him away from here.

[Blake Anderson]

Charlie was an example of power.

[Adam DeVine]

They had to crush him.

[Amber Grimes]

From Atlas Obscura, Rococo Punch and visit Myrtle beach comes Charlie's Place. A story that was nearly lost to time. Until now. Listen to Charlie's place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Adam DeVine]

Has anyone had the pleasure of running into Penny or Dennis Devine on this cruise?

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

All right. Popular. They're getting around people. They're getting around. Yeah, they're. They're having an absolute blast. And I, I could tell by how many people come up to me and go, your mom was so drunk.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, boy.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm like, hey, I'm. I'm her off offspring.

[Blake Anderson]

You got this. You got this.

[Adam DeVine]

Makes sense.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Apple doesn't fall, so the tree branch.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that adds up.

[Adam DeVine]

That adds up.

[Blake Anderson]

Takes one to be a son of one.

[Adam DeVine]

No, we're a slurry family. That's where. That's for what we do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We slur our words.

[Anders Holm]

Your name.

[Blake Anderson]

When you got it to America, from where? Ireland or some slurry. And they were like, let's change it to Divine.

[Adam DeVine]

Divine.

[Blake Anderson]

Go under the radar. No one will know.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, we looked up like our lineage of our names. Divine. And it's either you. We were like a royal family, the divine family, or people that think they're hot. Right? Your boobs are huge. And they're actually not. They're pieces of. And it was like a way that for people to make fun of you, they're like, oh, this guy thinks he's divine.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, like, it was like. It was a hip, like he.

[Blake Anderson]

Sarcastic.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. I was gonna say hypocritical, but that is not the word I was looking for. I'm struggling, guys. I'm struggling. Just kidding. I'm sharp as attack. Isaac, I need a beer, man.

[Adam DeVine]

Can I get a beer? Isaac, hear me? Beer us all. Beerus. Who got Isaac's nipples on their key card. That's pretty fun. Wow. That was pretty fun thing. I requested his pink, but that's where he drew the line. He almost didn't put his nipples on the. His 12 year old son was like, dad, what are you doing? Don't do that. And he's like, it's for work.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he just walked in on him doing it solo in the bathroom.

[Adam DeVine]

Taking photos. Taking topless photos of him himself in the bathroom.

[Blake Anderson]

Sit down, son.

[Adam DeVine]

We need to talk. There's certainly what your father does in the world. Yeah, this is what your father does for work.

[Blake Anderson]

He's.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, don't you have other clients? No, they all fired me because I spend all of my time with these three idiots.

[Blake Anderson]

Goodbye.

[Adam DeVine]

Used to be four, RIP Kyle. Ah,

[Anders Holm]

he's dead to us. We do miss him, though. We do miss him. Which, by the way, I played the pickleball tournament, and me and TK we did win that final game. We did take the championship by, like, a lot. No, it was tight. Oh. What in the Kazu? Mail just got dropped on me.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, my God. Hey, Blake. It's the right size.

[Anders Holm]

Holy moly.

[Adam DeVine]

Holy moly.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, now, wait.

[Adam DeVine]

How do I.

[Anders Holm]

How do I drink it?

[Adam DeVine]

I think you know how.

[Blake Anderson]

But can I just say something real quick? What's weird is that that's, like the size of a child. What?

[Anders Holm]

Well, now you up. Now I'm.

[Adam DeVine]

Hey, hey, Dirt.

[Blake Anderson]

And I don't think it's funny at all. And.

[Anders Holm]

And actually, surprise, surprise, I rerouted us to Epstein Island,

[Adam DeVine]

James.

[Anders Holm]

Actually, it could also be the size of a fully grown little. Little man with a huge.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's huge. That's huge.

[Anders Holm]

You're saying it's Bobby Lee.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, yeah. Where is.

[Blake Anderson]

He's not here to weirdly defend himself,

[Adam DeVine]

guys, so give him a break.

[Anders Holm]

All right, I'm gonna take a sip and see if it tastes any different.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoever said that's gonna get his in their mouth tomorrow night.

[Adam DeVine]

Buttery and salty tasting.

[Anders Holm]

Actually, I think you gotta.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. All right.

[Anders Holm]

It exploded on my face.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's how that works.

[Adam DeVine]

Works.

[Anders Holm]

And it made me jizz my pants.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, Netflix is immediately gonna revoke their contract with us. They're like, you know, we take it back.

[Blake Anderson]

Hit him with the dinner.

[Adam DeVine]

Go back to the tube.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, it's a. It's a parody.

[Blake Anderson]

Hulu is like, come on over.

[Adam DeVine]

Come on over.

[Blake Anderson]

Hulu's a freak.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, you know Hulu's nasty. Come on and think about them peacocks.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay, let's rank freakiest streamer to least Freakiest streamer.

[Adam DeVine]

Go Fubo.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Two Bs getting nasty. Oh, to be too Bs into one

[Blake Anderson]

of those cool like. Like multi relationships that I don't even know how to describe.

[Adam DeVine]

Polyamorous.

[Blake Anderson]

There it is.

[Anders Holm]

There it is.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Adam, he's like, one.

[Adam DeVine]

Big points

[Blake Anderson]

to be better.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I knew a big word.

[Anders Holm]

How'd you have that on the tip of your tongue like that?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know what's on the tip of your tongue.

[Anders Holm]

I'll show you what's on the tip of my tongue.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And was that rinsed before you put a beer in there?

[Anders Holm]

You know, as soon as I took a drink, I'm like, I did not rinse it out.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, okay, so you bought that?

[Anders Holm]

I did buy that.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. See, I. Here's what the whole audience thought, and what I also thought was Isaac bought it as a prank to pull on you. But you saw this, what Ders explained as a little boy. Hardcore. You're very proud in. In the store. And you're like, I gotta have it.

[Anders Holm]

No, that's not exactly how it went. It was more that he couldn't speak, and he's like, blake, I think this has your name on it. And I was like, yeah, my boy knows me.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right. Contrary to last night's. What was it called? Did anybody go to the Doodly Wet game?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, that was fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that was a good time.

[Adam DeVine]

I know the rules at all. I still am struggling with those rules, but that was fun.

[Blake Anderson]

This is what I discovered afterwards. Nobody had to go backstage. She could have just asked the questions, and one of us could have written it down, and then the other one would have just been like, okay, I think you said this.

[Adam DeVine]

Shut up.

[Blake Anderson]

Shut up. Why did we go backstage?

[Adam DeVine]

Well, because then you could tell how long they're writing, and you could sort of see what they're writing. There's reasons for. You don't. I need more reasons.

[Anders Holm]

Durs. You know, it's a real game, like the Newlywed Game. It's a format that's been proven over time. It's a super successful game.

[Adam DeVine]

No, see, this is why Durs had trouble in school, is because a teacher would do anything, and he'd be like, nuh.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, you could take this Shakespeare and suck it. Ish.

[Adam DeVine]

He was a lot of Shakespeare in your high school.

[Blake Anderson]

Didn't everyone have Shakespeare?

[Adam DeVine]

Dude? I feel like my high school, they knew what they were getting into. They're like, you're an Rl. Stein.

[Blake Anderson]

You guys didn't have. You guys didn't read Romeo and Juliet?

[Adam DeVine]

We. Absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

And then you got to watch the movie where she was, like. Like, naked and a child. It was some. Blake, stop.

[Anders Holm]

Let's not get off the cruise. Saying that's what I.

[Blake Anderson]

But I'm not even Joking. They showed us a movie that had like an underage actress naked.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, and that's Blake's for sure. Not a child. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And I was. And weirdly, I watched it. I was like, this is some lake and I hadn't even met him yet. I'm putting it all together now on the Norwegian show.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, so wait, wait. Yeah. Was that Kate Winslet?

[Blake Anderson]

No, that's Titanic, bro.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, no, yeah. Leo was.

[Blake Anderson]

It's before Leo.

[Adam DeVine]

Romeo and Juliet.

[Blake Anderson]

It's before Leo and Claire Danes.

[Adam DeVine]

There was another movie.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God, Romeo.

[Adam DeVine]

It existed before.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

The movie with early six soundtrack that we all had.

[Anders Holm]

64 years old.

[Adam DeVine]

We know. Nurse.

[Blake Anderson]

This was like an 80s joint and it was like soft lighting, naked children. Oh, what the Blake type shit.

[Adam DeVine]

The 80s was wild. I'm living in a nightmare 80s. It was a wild time. My assistant Michelle, she met a woman who said that she had no idea what this podcast is or who we are. Right. But she goes on every six man cruise and she is here and she has to be shook. Yeah. That Blake brought out this little statue of this naked little person. You lose. And drank from his dick. And I'm very sorry for that woman. We would like to buy you a drink under 15.

[Anders Holm]

There was also one that was just like. Just a. Yeah, but I saw that. After that, I bought that and I'm like, am I really gonna spend, like, like 65 on mugs? Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

While I'm in Mexico.

[Adam DeVine]

Wait, hang on.

[Blake Anderson]

I have a serious question.

[Adam DeVine]

Please. Oh, God.

[Blake Anderson]

Hit us with the scenarios that you have a son. Your son is in a horrible accident.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe it's a cement truck situation. Sure. Dick severed, gone.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

It's not what happened. That's not what happened.

[Anders Holm]

I'm listening.

[Blake Anderson]

There's no way it couldn't happen is what the doctor said.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And he needs a transplant.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

But they can't transplant children's genitals. They only have adult genitals. And they say we can give him some dead man's dick.

[Adam DeVine]

Loose butthole.

[Blake Anderson]

You sign him up, Right?

[Adam DeVine]

Sign him up.

[Blake Anderson]

And then he's pretty cool, right? He just walks around fifth grade, like, what up?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. I may be in like, fifth grade.

[Blake Anderson]

Sounds like the white lady.

[Anders Holm]

Sounds like.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. What's up?

[Anders Holm]

Your cab driver.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm 11.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, but then does that mean that he's gonna have erectile dysfunction in, like the ninth grade?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. It's actually. It's the opposite.

[Anders Holm]

What causes erectile dysfunction? Does the. Does the. The penis itself just run out of energy eventually?

[Blake Anderson]

I Have no idea. I don't know. I don't know why you're asking.

[Anders Holm]

Is the human. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Explain to us erectile dysfunction. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not getting older. It doesn't happen constantly.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, if the human is the human penis, like a battery, and it just starts to drain. Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, it's like a social battery.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not talking about a rhino's penis, because rhino penises are hard all the time. That's why you have those pills in the gas station.

[Adam DeVine]

Rhino 5000. We all know, we all love them. And by the way, if you're looking, if you have erectile defense dysfunction, please visit hims.com, right? And type in code. This is important. 20 for 20 off.

[Blake Anderson]

Perfection.

[Adam DeVine]

I'll take a Hymns just to jerk off. I know.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoa, money bags over here.

[Adam DeVine]

What's up, mom? How are you?

[Blake Anderson]

Is that how it works, though? Like, you take it and. Because remember, like, when the pills came out, it was like. Like, if you take it, you have a boner for just a day and a half.

[Adam DeVine]

Sure. But now the pills come out. Was this the 90s?

[Blake Anderson]

In the 90s, we were children.

[Adam DeVine]

You were an adult man.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

So we don't. We don't remember. I don't know. Pizza. Pizza.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like they've gotten more nuanced, where it's just like, you get the boner when you could take it before dinner, the dinner date, and then it'll serve you later as opposed to when you take it. It's happening. That was Viagra. This is Viagra.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, I remember taking. I took one of those gas station pills.

[Anders Holm]

I love that. There's also just a ton of people, like, holding their tongues like they know the answer, but they're like.

[Adam DeVine]

They're. They're holding on. They're like. Honestly, I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

I don't even know.

[Blake Anderson]

Real quick, my man in the Borat, will you stand up? You look freezing. And I just want. I want everyone to see this so that it was worth it because you're, like, super cold.

[Adam DeVine]

Looking good, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Respect. Dear God.

[Adam DeVine]

Thai butthole. Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, ot, but you're facing the wrong way.

[Amber Grimes]

Turn around.

[Blake Anderson]

Get my man. Still facing the wrong way.

[Adam DeVine]

Atiba. Atiba. Atiba. Atiba.

[Blake Anderson]

Your social battery. There it is.

[Anders Holm]

There it is.

[Adam DeVine]

I love that one of those gas station pills first dropped, and that was. That was dangerous. I remember because I'm not. If I. If I have more than two drinks, my. My dick is very sleepy.

[Blake Anderson]

Right, Right.

[Adam DeVine]

He's a sweepy pee pee.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

And so I got a girlfriend that was coming into town and I was like, she was out of town. I'm like, oh, look at this. This Rhino 5000. And so I. I took one. It just says to take one. So I'm like, okay. And I took one.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I was hard for 11 days.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

It was so off putting that. It was like I couldn't think of anything else. My eyes were yellow.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember.

[Adam DeVine]

You remember that?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we went to Chipotle. You went to Chipotle with me. They're like, sir, your dick is in the beans.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes. I kept the guacamole.

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry.

[Adam DeVine]

Holy guacamole.

[Anders Holm]

Actually. Damn, I should have done that in Cozumel.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Hit up Chipotle in Mexico.

[Anders Holm]

No guacamole.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. It's gonna be that kind of party.

[Adam DeVine]

We are. We actually didn't go to. To a Mexican restaurant in Cozumel. We went to an Italian eatery.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, you're gonna wanna.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, my sister's boyfriend is Mexican. He knows the spot. And he was like, I'm going to take you to the spot. And it was delicious. But by the way, the name was hilarious. It was Guido's, which sounds racist. Yeah, that is. But it's been around since the 70s. If you're back in Cozumel, next time you're on a six man cruise, go to Guidos. It was very, very tasty diarrhea. But my mom couldn't wrap her head around that. We were at an Italian eatery. Halfway through the meal, from the beginning of the meal through, halfway through the meal, she's like, wait, this isn't a Mexican restaurant. And I'm like, mom, you're eating pasta.

[Blake Anderson]

She like, lady in the tramps of pasta doodle.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

What. What did you order? What was your. What was your play?

[Adam DeVine]

I got a pizza.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Jesus.

[Anders Holm]

It wasn't even like a play, like a.

[Adam DeVine]

Like a.

[Anders Holm]

A hybrid.

[Blake Anderson]

It wasn't like, blake, your hair's unbelievable right now.

[Anders Holm]

So sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Just let it ride. So go back to your point. Back to your point. It just.

[Adam DeVine]

I just had to say that.

[Anders Holm]

Well, I was hoping it would be kind of like. You remember when we, like, did the episode where we go to

[Blake Anderson]

any of

[Anders Holm]

it and we had like the Jamaican jerk lasagna?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, I remember that.

[Anders Holm]

I was hoping maybe you had like a. Some kind of enchiladas fused with lasagna.

[Adam DeVine]

Honestly, that wouldn't be too bad. But. But no, I mean, Mexican folks, they like, you know, to eat. Eat all sort of delicacies. They don't only want to eat tacos all the time.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, are you speaking for the Mexican people? No, no, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

I was just gonna say I like when he says Mexican folks. When white folks say Mexican folks, I like it.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Do. Do people, when they come. If they're from. From a foreign land and they come to America, do they only want to eat cheeseburgers and. And. And hot dogs?

[Blake Anderson]

When they come to America, they go

[Anders Holm]

straight to Costco and get a hot dog. They have to.

[Adam DeVine]

The cause of diarrhea. You missed that one.

[Blake Anderson]

You think Cisco's been on this cruise? No doubt, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. I feel like Cisco's on the cruise circuit for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. God damn it. I'm sorry. You guys are here to see us and not Cisco? Yeah, that's on us.

[Anders Holm]

How cool would have. That. That would have been a sick reveal if we're like, actually, he's here

[Blake Anderson]

him in tomorrow night, and that would have

[Adam DeVine]

been worth the $2,500 it would have been to book him on this cruise.

[Anders Holm]

What. What do you suppose Cisco's real name is?

[Adam DeVine]

Jeff.

[Blake Anderson]

My bad.

[Anders Holm]

Do you think it's his last name? Jeff? Cisco, I think.

[Adam DeVine]

Huh? Well, isn't Cisco. Isn't that what you like, oil up something with?

[Anders Holm]

That's Crisco.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, Crisco, though.

[Blake Anderson]

And now as much as I like that one. Cuz I suggested it. You suggested what? What? What did you mean?

[Adam DeVine]

What is that?

[Blake Anderson]

When you did that just now?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

What did you mean to hit? Cuz you could tell how bad. You could tell how drunk Blake is by how bad he is at the soundboard. And I think you're doing okay right now, which leads me to believe you got to drink up.

[Anders Holm]

Isaac Monk Rock getting radical. You got a beer for me, brother?

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, did you slurp this whole down?

[Anders Holm]

It's really hard to drink.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. We'll drink it out of the side, dude. You don't have to drink it out of the hard coffee.

[Anders Holm]

If I don't drink it out of the hardcock, what was the point to even buying it?

[Adam DeVine]

Chug. Chug, chug.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I think the best way to use this is to eat its ass.

[Blake Anderson]

Just drink right out of the little boy's head.

[Adam DeVine]

What even is this podcast, you guys? Very sorry for all the spouses that are just along for the ride.

[Anders Holm]

Isaac.

[Adam DeVine]

Isaac. Cornet getting radical.

[Blake Anderson]

Should he show you guys his tits?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I think so. I think so.

[Anders Holm]

I think so.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't like you guys.

[Anders Holm]

Tell me, Shantick.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Amber Grimes]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Isaac Horn Waters Iing. That's how it's done.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a good one.

[Anders Holm]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

You didn't lead with that.

[Anders Holm]

I'm. I. I told myself I wanted to, and then I. The dick came out and I lost. I lost all my plans.

[Blake Anderson]

The dick came out.

[Adam DeVine]

The dick flopped out. I haven't seen any dicks on this cruise.

[Blake Anderson]

Really?

[Adam DeVine]

And that's okay. Have you? You? Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You have my own. Oh, well, I woke up this morning and go, still there.

[Anders Holm]

You always check on it.

[Blake Anderson]

You never know when a kid's in an accident, he could lose it.

[Anders Holm]

That's true.

[Adam DeVine]

That is.

[Anders Holm]

That much is true. I have not seen any dicks. But are you like, Is this a call to action? No. Liar. Who said liar?

[Blake Anderson]

Liar. I do think it, like, someone's gonna smush it up against the glass railing up here. Just totally like.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, yeah. What if you're, like, way up at the top and you did it like. There we go.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank you, man. Thank you, buddy. Don't get him. Don't get him. Play cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Play it cool.

[Anders Holm]

Look at the yellow. To look, the yellow shirts were just like, zip line up there. Put your dick away.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You're under arrest.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no, no, no, no. The yellow shirts are. Are sick.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we with the yellow shirts.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, these yellow shirts.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's actually the party police. If you're not partying hard enough, they make you party more.

[Adam DeVine]

We saw two girls finger banging each other, no joke, at the casino the other day. And Isaac was like. To the one of the yellow shirts and was like, hey, well, maybe we stop this. And they go, Which I thought was cool. Anywhere else they'd be like, well, Jesus Christ, you can't finger bang each other in public.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoa.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, you're at the buffet.

[Adam DeVine]

Stop here. They're like, what are we doing? Yeah, we're in international waters, you know?

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely.

[Amber Grimes]

It's the new me and it's the old them. Everybody's on their journey, and your journey is different to theirs. This Woman's History Month, the podcast if youf Knew Better with Amber Grimes spotlights women who turn missteps into momentum and lessons into power. I think coming out of where I came from, I'm from the Bronx. I think I grew up really poor. I didn't know that then because I very much use my creativity to romanticize life. And I'm like, my mom did a really good job of, like, you step back and you're like, whoa, We. I don't know how we made it. So a lot of my life was like, built out of, like, survival to get to the next place. Like, my drive, my, like, tunnel vision of like, I gotta be better, I gotta achieve this was off the strengths of, like, I wanna make a better life for us. If youf Knew Better brings real talk from women who've lived it, unpacking career pivots, relationship lessons, and the mindset shift that changed everything. Listen to if youf Knew Better with Amber grimes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Almost 30 years together, four kids and some of reality TV's most unforgettable moments. We know a thing or two about living life out loud. We're taking you behind the scenes in our new podcast, Between Us with me,

[Adam DeVine]

Heather Dubrow, and me, Terry debrow. Between Us isn't about perfect lighting or curated Instagram grids.

[Amber Grimes]

It's about the unfiltered behind closed doors conversations you wish you could eavesdrop on. Equal parts smart, funny, and a little bit scandalous.

[Adam DeVine]

Every week, Heather will bring you an unapologetic take on the headlines, the trends and the cultural moments everyone's texting about.

[Amber Grimes]

And Terri will deliver insider beauty, health and wellness insights you won't find on TikTok.

[Adam DeVine]

Together, we'll tell the stories, spill the secrets, and share the hacks that keep life, marriage and everyday, everything in between, feeling fresh and fun.

[Amber Grimes]

We may live in a gated community, but there's zero gatekeeping here and plenty

[Adam DeVine]

of did they just say that? Moments.

[Amber Grimes]

Listen to between us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Danielle Robay, host of Bookmarked, the podcast by Reese's Book Club. And this week on Bookmarked, we're basically hosting the Ultimate Girls Night. Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner, Judy Greer, Rita Wilson, Angari Rice, and author Laura Dake. These are the women behind season two of the Apple TV series. The last thing he told me. We're talking about turning a book into a hit show and what it really takes to bring a story to life. The most important metric for me is do I want to share this book with somebody? That's what creates community and that's the main thesis of our book club and why we started it was just to connect people together. Listen to the Bookmarked by Reese's Book Club podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Adam DeVine]

I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him.

[Anders Holm]

Hi, dad.

[Adam DeVine]

And just when I Said that my mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is badass, convict, right? Just finished five years. I'm gonna have cookies and milk at mall. On the Cino show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor cultural icon Danny Trejo. Talk about addiction, transformation, and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Haddish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic, and without this probe, I'm gonna die. Open your free iHeartRadio app. Search the Cino show and listen now. Segregation in the day, integration at night.

[Amber Grimes]

When segregation was the law, one mysterious black club owner had his own rules.

[Adam DeVine]

We didn't worry about what went on outside. It was like stepping on another the world.

[Amber Grimes]

Inside Charlie's Place, black and white people danced together. But not everyone was happy about it.

[Anders Holm]

You saw the kkk.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. They was dressed up in their uniform.

[Anders Holm]

The KKK set out to raid Charlie,

[Adam DeVine]

take him away from here.

[Blake Anderson]

Charlie was an example of power.

[Adam DeVine]

They had to crush him.

[Amber Grimes]

From Atlas Obscura, Rococo Punch and visit Myrtle beach comes Charlie's Place, a story that was nearly lost to time until now. Listen to Charlie's place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, what were you guys talking about? I was trying to get my jacket on.

[Anders Holm]

Ton of cool stuff.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we were talking about finger pinging at the buffet.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, no doubt, no doubt they did.

[Adam DeVine]

It was in the casino. It wasn't at the buffet.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah, Well, I think. I think it's happened on multiple occasions.

[Blake Anderson]

And then those fingers have been all over this ship.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, no, I'm sorry. I said the buffet. It was the chef. Yeah, it was the chef.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, it's been all over your chicken finger. You need another four inches.

[Blake Anderson]

You were so you guys know what that's from?

[Anders Holm]

What's that?

[Blake Anderson]

That what? You're gonna need another four inches.

[Anders Holm]

What is it? It.

[Blake Anderson]

I was watching, like, football or some and some, like, ladies walking around in this commercial, and he's trying to fit. This guy's trying to fit a giant TV in the back of his car. And this lady goes, you're gonna need another four inches. And my up brain now just thinks and sound bites to text Blake.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm like, this is gonna be perfect for the podcast.

[Anders Holm]

And you did the same thing with this one. And I like it.

[Adam DeVine]

And I like it.

[Blake Anderson]

That one.

[Adam DeVine]

By the way, I think we were the first to do this before and now I've seen it online quite a bit. But the. Do not come. I'm going to come. I'm pretty sure we were the first.

[Anders Holm]

I'm going to come. Do not come.

[Adam DeVine]

Everybody's coming.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we claim that. That's our claim to fame.

[Anders Holm]

That's cool, man. I hope that's why we get a Walk of Fame star.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Purely off of that.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, you think so?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I think we can. Do you think we will have a Hollywood Walk of Fame star of.

[Adam DeVine]

This is important, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Is that the one with, like, the phonograph, the, like, old record player? Because we're a podcast. Jesus.

[Anders Holm]

Well, because now they're giving like Grammys to podcasts, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, we're not winning make it Grammys.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

What? You. You don't think this is a Grammy worthy podcast?

[Blake Anderson]

That is weird.

[Adam DeVine]

I say it. No. Yeah, I. In fact, I would look down at the Grammys if we won a best podcast. It would be like, well, what. What the are we doing here? What are we doing here? Other podcasts, they prepare, they have topics, they have guests, they have interesting topics.

[Blake Anderson]

They don't. We get up here.

[Adam DeVine]

We do the fart things. We do the fart. Yep, Yep. And that's the podcast. And it's fun and I love it, but we're not winning any awards.

[Anders Holm]

I think Amy Poehler won. I think Polar won. For what?

[Blake Anderson]

Being super funny?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, It's a pretty good podcast.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. For being talented and really funny. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And having on guests.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Isaac, can you guys just please have on guests. If you have guests, more people will listen. We don't need more people. We just.

[Adam DeVine]

We have you guys.

[Anders Holm]

All we need is you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

We don't want, oh, this person.

[Anders Holm]

You are on a lifeline out of here.

[Adam DeVine]

That being said, we probably will at some point, but just to keep it going. But yeah, no, I feel like our guests would be like, oh, good.

[Blake Anderson]

A team is, you know, you want

[Adam DeVine]

to try to get the most famous person possible to. To be the guest. And our guests will just be like, my mom, probably. We'll get her. We'll get her three dirty martinis deep and have her come on the podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam's not even mine. Oh, wow. How does that even work?

[Anders Holm]

We found Adam. Does Penny want to come out here? Should she be a guest? Should she be a guest?

[Adam DeVine]

Penny, should she be a guest?

[Anders Holm]

I mean, come on up here, Mom. Penny, come on. I Think you should. At least we've had. We. Yeah, we're trying to win a granny.

[Adam DeVine]

This is. This is going to be the episode that we submit for. For best podcast. Do we need a Grammy?

[Blake Anderson]

A little. We use a Grammy to get a Grammy.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, this is getting me excited. What is Penny going to bring to the table here?

[Adam DeVine]

She making her way.

[Anders Holm]

And if everybody could stand.

[Adam DeVine]

And if everybody could just stand and salute, boys and girls, the show respect to mama divine mother of me and my sister Britney. Penny.

[Amber Grimes]

Div.

[Anders Holm]

Wow. You look gorgeous, Penny.

[Adam DeVine]

You look glorious, Mom. And can you believe she is only 82 years old? She's looking pretty good for 82, don't you think?

[Blake Anderson]

That's right, N. Grandma. Why are you guys sitting down? So disrespectful.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, that was really dis. No, it's okay.

[Blake Anderson]

You can. Could sit down.

[Adam DeVine]

So, mom, here, you. You take a seat. You take a seat here.

[Anders Holm]

Penny, just sit on the table.

[Adam DeVine]

Take a seat right there.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, right. Going to drop down in the jazz.

[Anders Holm]

Maybe we all just stand behind her.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake wants to recreate the scene from Ghostbusters where sigourni weavers taken by the monster arms.

[Anders Holm]

Let's. Let's.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. I don't want to recreate.

[Anders Holm]

Let's have to take. Let's take like a cool like Sears.

[Adam DeVine]

What is. What has been your favorite part of the podcast thus far?

[Amber Grimes]

There's not any.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh,

[Blake Anderson]

yes.

[Adam DeVine]

Points. Damn.

[Anders Holm]

How did you come out with the hardest line?

[Amber Grimes]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

What is that supposed to mean? You're not having any fun. Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

Elder abuse.

[Adam DeVine]

I'm holding on to the microphone. There's. You're not having. You're not having any fun. Yes.

[Amber Grimes]

I'm happy.

[Blake Anderson]

Do not hit her. Poof.

[Amber Grimes]

I like the naked. I like the naked grandma stuff.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

Naked grandma.

[Adam DeVine]

And is that because you relate to the naked grandma stuff or you do

[Amber Grimes]

that one more time?

[Adam DeVine]

No, I'm not. I'm not meaning to. I'm not meaning to. The boat's rocky. It's a.

[Amber Grimes]

You're.

[Adam DeVine]

You're.

[Amber Grimes]

You're grounded.

[Blake Anderson]

You're grounded. That's so tight, Adam. She's serious, you guys.

[Adam DeVine]

Do you guys have any. Any questions for my mother? What do. Now? This is the time. She's in the hot seat right here.

[Anders Holm]

That is true.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that is true.

[Adam DeVine]

You want to ask me any questions about my youth or anything? She's here.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam, don't take this the wrong way. We've heard all the stories about your youth a few times.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, we know them all.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

We have. We have one. Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. Right up front.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, Captain.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Amber Grimes]

What was the hardest, like punishment or grounding you had to give to Adam?

[Adam DeVine]

And why.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, what really got him into trouble?

[Blake Anderson]

Good question.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, and how she started. It threw me for a loop. What was the hardest? Yeah, and then she stuttered on her words a bit, and I was like, you're asking my mom this question. But okay, hardest punishment or grounding?

[Anders Holm]

And why.

[Adam DeVine]

And why. Probably my mama let me hold on to the inappropriate.

[Amber Grimes]

Well, then hold on to the goddamn mic. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, damn, Nucky.

[Adam DeVine]

Grandma Feisty.

[Blake Anderson]

He.

[Amber Grimes]

He got in lots of trouble because he had a party at our house where there was all kinds of alcohol and not. Okay, we all got in trouble. And anyway, then he.

[Anders Holm]

He just got.

[Amber Grimes]

Got big time grounded, and I told him he was going to have to pay for.

[Blake Anderson]

And did you ever beat him? And why not?

[Amber Grimes]

I should have.

[Adam DeVine]

I should have beat him.

[Amber Grimes]

I do.

[Anders Holm]

I actually do think you should have beat Adam up a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Beat him up. That's different.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, beat me up.

[Blake Anderson]

Beating him up is like. That's abuse. Just getting the beaten.

[Adam DeVine]

No, Anders has brought this topic up kind of often that he thinks I should have been beaten more as a child and.

[Blake Anderson]

Or adult young man.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, I've been. I have been beaten quite a few times as an adult. Yeah. But no, these people did not beat me, which.

[Blake Anderson]

And look what happened.

[Adam DeVine]

I guess it shows.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Yeah, it does.

[Amber Grimes]

But. But anyway. No, he just. They were good kids.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, well, that's not funny.

[Blake Anderson]

It's really cool that you get lumped in with your sister, who was actually a good kid.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no. My sister was a bad kid. My sister was brought home by the. The police multiple times. Okay. She.

[Blake Anderson]

Multiple times.

[Anders Holm]

Penny, who are these renegades you're raising? It sounds like you needed to beat them up a little bit.

[Adam DeVine]

Beat them up?

[Amber Grimes]

She'd been drinking and she got a flat tire and stayed with her car

[Adam DeVine]

instead of drinking and driving.

[Blake Anderson]

Ooh, I was intoxicated. I'm drunk now.

[Amber Grimes]

So anyway.

[Adam DeVine]

High on meth.

[Amber Grimes]

That she was.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You don't know. You never know. We don't weed every day.

[Adam DeVine]

We honestly don't know. They didn't test for meth in the 90s.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right. But if someone was gonna do it, it'd be a divine.

[Adam DeVine]

It'd be Britney with an Eye.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

And. And why did you name her Britney with an Eye? Because that is a renowned.

[Blake Anderson]

This is good strip.

[Adam DeVine]

Her name.

[Amber Grimes]

Britney said that her name was the slutty Spelling. Because it ends in an I. Yeah, right.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Amber Grimes]

But I don't think that's. That's not why we named her.

[Blake Anderson]

But so did you guys consider the multiple different spellings?

[Anders Holm]

She just kind of repeated the question back.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So there's a lot of different ways to spell Brittany.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Right, right.

[Blake Anderson]

There's like, Brittany. There's Brittany. There's Brittany with an I.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

And did you guys write them all out or. And I'm being genuine, as I always am.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Amber Grimes]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right.

[Adam DeVine]

Whoa.

[Anders Holm]

Taking your shirt off.

[Blake Anderson]

It's because it was kind of like a newer name spelling like that, whereas

[Amber Grimes]

Adam is like a classic.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Give her the mic.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Go sit down. You're grounded.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam is classic Britney with an I. Kind of new, like.

[Amber Grimes]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I mean, and that was.

[Amber Grimes]

We didn't name her after. That was before Britney Spears and all that kind of crap. Otherwise, we wouldn't have named her that.

[Anders Holm]

Shots Fired Britney Spears.

[Amber Grimes]

We wouldn't have named her that. Because I. Anyway, but I. I love. I love the name Britney.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we love her.

[Adam DeVine]

I love the name. Okay. Thank you. Divine, everybody. Penny Divine. Thank you for coming. Thank you for birthing me. Thank you for birthing.

[Blake Anderson]

We do need more guests. I was wrong.

[Adam DeVine]

Birthing me.

[Anders Holm]

Penny, you're the best. Thank you for coming.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank you for bir. You hear that, Netflix? She's a star.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, look how much Jagermeister is in her cuff. That's crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

Insane.

[Anders Holm]

She just drinks Jaeger with a straw all day. It's epic. Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Ass.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude. Dude.

[Anders Holm]

I love.

[Blake Anderson]

What's your mom's drink?

[Anders Holm]

My mom's drink? Vodka. Vodka. Just straighten the rock.

[Blake Anderson]

Just.

[Anders Holm]

I think it's like.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, as she's shopping at the grocery store, she's like, let me just.

[Anders Holm]

A little sippy. Sappy. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Take a little nip.

[Anders Holm]

This looks like vodka Sprite, which is kind of sick.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah. That. That party that. That I had, that was actually a pretty big deal in our lives. I was grounded for two weeks. Can you believe that?

[Anders Holm]

You deserved it.

[Adam DeVine]

Two weeks. Yes, I. I know, I know. But my parents weren't good at disciplining, so two weeks was a big, big deal. And we had 26 counts of procuring alcohol to minors of wedding. Yeah. And then over a thousand kids were at the party. This is the way. And. And they had the. The one helicopter in Omaha.

[Blake Anderson]

Fly.

[Adam DeVine]

Fly over and use their.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, that's just, like, good PR for you.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I was sick.

[Blake Anderson]

What year were you in high school?

[Adam DeVine]

That was. I think I believe that was the year 2000. 2001, or perhaps 2002.

[Blake Anderson]

What year were you in high school? Freshman, sophomore? Junior.

[Adam DeVine]

98 through 2002.

[Anders Holm]

So did.

[Blake Anderson]

Jesus Christ. When you had the party, what grade

[Adam DeVine]

were you in the summer going into senior year.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, so. Okay. Because what I'm saying is, if you had that, like, sophomore year, you're riding on that for the rest of high school.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you would definitely parlay.

[Blake Anderson]

You're getting hand jobs from college girls that are coming. Coming back to Omaha.

[Adam DeVine]

Whoa. Oh, my God. Back hand jobs.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

That would have been a dream come true. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Coming back to hand job a sophomore.

[Adam DeVine]

That is pretty cool.

[Anders Holm]

That's huge. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

They're starting fires.

[Anders Holm]

You would have been like that. Who was that? Remember the Australian dude who just, like, got busted for the most epic party ever? He kind of was kind of wearing your gear, sort of, but, like a yellow hat.

[Blake Anderson]

That's what I'm going for.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He should be on the board. There's an Australian guy through a crazy party. The news was there, and he was like, I'd do it all over again.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah. And that's what the guy from Project X. X? That's what it was sort of based on.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, I believe so. You remember that movie, Project X? That was a cool movie, I'm still gonna say.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And the Australian guy was sick.

[Anders Holm]

He was just like, dude, Australian people rock, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

There's a few here. Where they at?

[Anders Holm]

I love me some Aussies.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

That's wild. Y' all came from Australia? Hell, yeah. We appreciate you.

[Adam DeVine]

And what did I say on the podcast now? Not too long ago, australians are the blank of blank.

[Anders Holm]

I think you were saying? I don't even like repeating it. You said that Filipino people are the Australians of Asia.

[Adam DeVine]

Of Asia, yes.

[Anders Holm]

Which makes no sense.

[Adam DeVine]

It does make sense, because every Filipino person I've ever met in my life, I love them.

[Anders Holm]

Okay?

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. Much like every Australian person I've ever met, I love them, mate. I've always said psychopath.

[Blake Anderson]

I always said Australians are like the white Jamaicans. Like, they're our Jamaicans.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, sure.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, yeah. The white ones. The white ones.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. I like that. That adds up a little more.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just like an automatic good time.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. And we're done.

[Blake Anderson]

I. Did I just break your brain?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's it now. Are you dj?

[Adam DeVine]

I forgot.

[Blake Anderson]

I hate Jamaicans.

[Adam DeVine]

What is.

[Blake Anderson]

Shouldn't have brought it up.

[Adam DeVine]

What else are we doing tonight? I think I. I'm doing a karaoke Thing tonight.

[Anders Holm]

That's gonna be very fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Do people have, like. Like, can people sign up? Do they have, like, songs ready?

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know how it works. I'm assuming there's a book and people choose the songs.

[Blake Anderson]

That's scary.

[Adam DeVine]

Girls nodding like she knows how this scary. He's going to work.

[Anders Holm]

I'm basically. I'm asking, are you going to perform?

[Adam DeVine]

Of course he is.

[Blake Anderson]

If anyone here thinks they're getting the mic away from Adam tonight at karaoke, you're mistaken.

[Adam DeVine]

Get my body moving straight. The words will be up there, so I'll know all the words.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, perfect.

[Adam DeVine]

That's what's nice about. About the karaoke. Okay, we have some Q's and A's.

[Anders Holm]

Let's do it. I'm a dude.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know where you guys. There were some cues. We asked if you guys had any cues, and we have some A's, so you guys want to hear some Q's and A's?

[Anders Holm]

Let's do it.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's show them our show me A's.

[Adam DeVine]

Did you buy any Viagra at the Mexican pharmacy?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God. Didn't need it, did you?

[Anders Holm]

I didn't. The only medical thing I bought was in Tampa. I did get did my first IV Ever, and I swear to God, I think my left hand is gonna fall off.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Tampa.

[Adam DeVine]

Tampa. Why do you think your left hand is good? Because you jerked off so much afterwards.

[Anders Holm]

Because I've been beating my dick over there so hard. No, it, like, feels like there's, like, spiders in my veins.

[Adam DeVine]

All right, man. Okay, I guess, dude. I guess so. I don't know. No, no, no, no, no, no. I didn't buy Viagra in. In Mexico because I have code. This is important. [e-mail] it. But no, I should have swung by a pharmacy. I like. I like a good Mexican pharmacy. It's fun to go in there and just buy some stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

And what's the deal? You could just go in and get whatever you want.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, you haven't been.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm just helping you explain it to.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah. No, I mean, these. These degenerates were all up in there. Of course they were.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you went right there.

[Adam DeVine]

You went straight to the source of the tramadol or whatever sort of Ramadol.

[Blake Anderson]

Ramadol.

[Adam DeVine]

Painkillers. Yeah, I know what you guys are getting.

[Anders Holm]

Xanax. Hella Xanax. Zany bars.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, probably.

[Blake Anderson]

Yo, who out there is gonna die tonight? Yo?

[Anders Holm]

No, don't do that.

[Blake Anderson]

Please don't.

[Anders Holm]

Don't share that.

[Blake Anderson]

Am I right?

[Adam DeVine]

Legally, we do. We don't love that.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'm asking so that.

[Adam DeVine]

Security.

[Blake Anderson]

Yellow jacket jackets.

[Anders Holm]

Yellow jackets.

[Blake Anderson]

Recognize them now.

[Anders Holm]

Get them partying.

[Blake Anderson]

Adam loves recycling.

[Adam DeVine]

Killed the bud light right there. Okay. How many titties have you seen on this cruise?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, pairs of titties. Are we doing the math on this?

[Adam DeVine]

I would say pairs of.

[Blake Anderson]

Because if someone whipped out one, like,

[Adam DeVine]

okay, well, yeah, I guess. I guess pairs of titties.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Well, do you think that, like, if you only see one. One titty, did you actually see the titties, or does that not count? Like, because I have a. I have

[Blake Anderson]

a journal

[Anders Holm]

of titties I've seen in

[Adam DeVine]

my life, and I want a deer diary. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Anders Holm]

I did it again. I saw a gorgeous pair.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it's titties. And then if it's just one, it's a boob.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

So I said so in my journal. I should just write and saw a boob.

[Blake Anderson]

Seeing a boob.

[Anders Holm]

Boob.

[Blake Anderson]

Kind of even funny seeing titties Different.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Because you could kind of leak a boob out the bottom, but it's like, titties. It's like, game on. Here we go.

[Blake Anderson]

Game on. That's what. Yeah, that's what you say out loud.

[Adam DeVine]

That's flopping them out. Yeah, but a boob is just sort

[Anders Holm]

of, like, right

[Adam DeVine]

now, this person wants to know, can Durst swim from the ship to Cozumel with no support?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Do you got that in you?

[Adam DeVine]

You honestly think right now you could swim from here to Cosmo?

[Blake Anderson]

Isn't it just there?

[Adam DeVine]

Well, we're.

[Amber Grimes]

We.

[Adam DeVine]

We're going, like, I don't know, 15 miles an hour and.

[Blake Anderson]

Are we moving?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Honestly, I never know if we're moving or we're stopped. I just know we're swaying.

[Blake Anderson]

Although I would appreciate the, like, support from you guys.

[Adam DeVine]

I believe you could, if you go

[Blake Anderson]

to the balcony, cheer me on.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Let's do it. Let's do it tonight after karaoke. Dur is swimming the.

[Blake Anderson]

I do love the idea of me announcing it and doing it, and, like, nobody shows up. I'm being eaten by a shark. And I'm like, well, God damn, man.

[Adam DeVine]

That would be worth doing it. That would be worth doing it.

[Amber Grimes]

It's the new me, and it's the old them. Everybody's on their journey, and your journey is different to theirs. This Woman's History Month, the podcast if Knew Better with Amber Grimes, spotlights women who turn missteps into momentum and lessons into power. I think coming out of where I came from. I'm from the Bronx. I think I grew up really poor. I didn't know that then because I very much use my creativity to romanticize life and I'm like, my mom did a really good job of like, you step back and you're like, whoa.

[Anders Holm]

We.

[Amber Grimes]

I don't know how we made it. So a lot of my life was like built out of like, survival to get to the next, next place. Like, my drive, my like tunnel vision of like, I got to be better, I got to achieve this was off the strengths of like, I want to make a better life for us. If YOU KNEW BETTER brings real talk from women who've lived it, unpacking, career pivots, relationship lessons, and the mindset shifts that changed everything. Listen to if you knew Better with Amber grimes on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. Almost 30 years together, four kids, and some of reality TV's most unforgettable moments, we know a thing or two about living life out loud. We're taking you behind the scenes in our new podcast, Between Us with me,

[Adam DeVine]

Heather Dubrow, and me, Terry debrow. Between us isn't about perfect lighting or curated Instagram grids.

[Amber Grimes]

It's the unfiltered behind closed doors conversations you wish you could eavesdrop on. Equal parts smart, funny, and a little bit bit scandalous.

[Adam DeVine]

Every week, Heather will bring you an unapologetic take on the headlines, the trends, and the cultural moments everyone's texting about.

[Amber Grimes]

And Terry will deliver insider beauty, health, and wellness insights you won't find on TikTok.

[Adam DeVine]

Together, we'll tell the stories, spill the secrets, and share the hacks that keep life, marriage, and everything in between feeling fresh and fun.

[Amber Grimes]

We may live in a gated community, but there's zero gatekeeping here and plenty of of.

[Adam DeVine]

Did they just say that? Moments.

[Amber Grimes]

Listen to between us on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hi, I'm Danielle Robay, host of Bookmarked, the podcast by Reese's Book Club. And this week on Bookmarked, we're basically hosting the Ultimate Girls Night. Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner, Judy Greer, Rita Wilson, Angari Rice, and author Laura Dave. These are the women behind season two of the Apple TV series. The Last thing he told me. We're talking about turning a book into a hit show and what it really takes to bring a story to life. The most important metric for me is do I want to share this book with somebody, that's what creates community. And that's the main thesis of our book club and why we started it was just to connect people together. Listen to the bookmarked by Reese's Book Club podcast on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Adam DeVine]

I went and sat on the little ottoman in front of him and I said, hi, dad. And just when I said that, my mom comes out of the kitchen and she says, I have some cookies and milk. This is badass, convict. Just finished five years. I'm gonna have cookies and milk at mom. On the Ceno show podcast, each episode invites you into a raw, un. Unfiltered conversations about recovery, resilience, and redemption. On a recent episode, I sit down with actor cultural icon Danny Trejl, talk about addiction transformation and the power of second chances. The entire season two is now available to binge, featuring powerful conversations with the guests like Tiffany Adish, Johnny Knoxville, and more. I'm an alcoholic, and without this truth, I'm gonna die. Open your free iHeartRadio app, search the Cino show and listen now. Segregation in the day, integration at night.

[Amber Grimes]

When segregation was the law, one mysterious black club owner had his own rules.

[Adam DeVine]

We didn't worry about what was going on outside. It was like stepping in another world.

[Amber Grimes]

Inside Charlie's Place, black and white people danced together. But not everyone was happy about it.

[Anders Holm]

You saw the kkk.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, they was dressed up in their uniform.

[Anders Holm]

The KKK set out to raid Charlie,

[Adam DeVine]

take him away from here.

[Blake Anderson]

Charlie was an example of power.

[Adam DeVine]

They had to crush him.

[Amber Grimes]

From Atlas Obscura, Rococo Punch, and visit Myrtle beach beach comes Charlie's Place, a story that was nearly lost to time. Until now. Listen to Charlie's place on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Adam DeVine]

Blake, how is your hair so lush?

[Anders Holm]

Honestly?

[Blake Anderson]

We know you've got a skincare routine. We've covered that.

[Adam DeVine]

That.

[Blake Anderson]

What is your hair care routine?

[Anders Holm]

It's. It's not. Not really impressive. I just kind of shampoo every two days.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that how you pronounce Tuesday?

[Adam DeVine]

Tuesday?

[Blake Anderson]

I shampoo every Tuesday.

[Anders Holm]

I shampoo every Tuesday. That was iced tea.

[Adam DeVine]

I will say that.

[Amber Grimes]

That.

[Adam DeVine]

You know, there was workaholics on. In the. In the rooms, you know, and so I was watching some workaholics, and God damn, was our hair thick. Specifically Ders and myself. I feel like I'm a bald old woman compared to what I was right? No, sir, I don't like it.

[Anders Holm]

You know what you need? You need to go to hashtag hymns.com, they got you.

[Adam DeVine]

Please go to hashtag hims.com code. This is important. 20 maybe. And by the way, I don't think that might be. I don't even know if they're still a sponsor. We're giving them a.

[Anders Holm]

A lot of love on Netflix.

[Blake Anderson]

And this is what we ran into on Workaholics, which is people would be like, we did a whole thing about Dr. Pepper 7. 10 for men, because they, like, market it for men. So we were like, well, this is what our characters would have to drink. And then we just read this article that was like, the workaholics have sold out. They did an entire episode. There was an advertisement for Dr. Pepper 10. We got zero.

[Adam DeVine]

Zero, zero. Yeah. Because I don't know if you remember Dr. Pepper 10, which was 10 calories. Dr. Pepper.

[Anders Holm]

We're doing it again. We're giving a free advertisement.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, their whole marketing campaign was like, Dr. Pepper 10 for Men.

[Blake Anderson]

They were, like, taking it out of the hands of women. Yeah. Different times, different times.

[Adam DeVine]

It was so funny. And we were like, of course our characters would be like, we gotta drink. We gotta drink something bigger, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Honestly, I still have a case, and we're gonna break it out.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, vintage.

[Blake Anderson]

Only for dudes.

[Adam DeVine]

Who comes to set most prepared?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, out of the.

[Adam DeVine]

Out of the three of us, obviously. Sets to set, like, at.

[Blake Anderson]

On a show.

[Adam DeVine]

On a show. On a show. They're pointing Ders. These people are pointing Ders.

[Anders Holm]

I kind of think it's Anders, Right? Well, Ders, you're on, like, a. A big ass show right now. Monsters of Monarch. You're.

[Blake Anderson]

You're on season two, dropping Friday.

[Anders Holm]

You're on a show with literally the coolest dude ever.

[Adam DeVine]

Kurt Russell. Kurt Russell.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You're living my dream.

[Adam DeVine]

Yep, almost.

[Blake Anderson]

You almost met him the other night.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I was.

[Blake Anderson]

There's, like, this giant show over Los Angeles to kind of like, promote the show. It was like Godzilla fighting King King. King Kong and all this.

[Anders Holm]

You got to know your lines. It is King Kong. It's not King. King.

[Blake Anderson]

I'd be like, oh, who's my favorite king?

[Anders Holm]

King.

[Adam DeVine]

Hey, King.

[Anders Holm]

That's not good for the interviews, by the way.

[Blake Anderson]

If we didn't up our words, what would we.

[Anders Holm]

What would we be?

[Blake Anderson]

What would the podcast be?

[Anders Holm]

What would we be?

[Blake Anderson]

But Kurt was there. We, like, jump out of a Humvee and, like, present the thing, and then people watch it.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, he walked by me. He was this close. And I Was just like, ah, snake, Snake.

[Blake Anderson]

And then Kurt left almost immediately.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah. He was in and out. I don't blame him.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Older man.

[Anders Holm]

He's Kurt Russell.

[Blake Anderson]

But as far as being prepared, I will prepare a lot. As you do for, like, a job. You're professional. And yet somehow, some way still it up. Can't know my lines.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Durs is really bad at remembering his lines, which is. You wouldn't think so, because you do have a pretty good brain for some things. Some things.

[Anders Holm]

And I'm glad you guys asked because on season two, episode one of Is it Cake?

[Blake Anderson]

You remember all your lines.

[Anders Holm]

I prepped very.

[Blake Anderson]

So it's scripted is what you're telling me.

[Anders Holm]

My lines were scripted? They said, do not let him have a mic. And. And just freestyle. Because then. Is it Cake? Would be about buttholes and cum. And I think that would ruin the show.

[Adam DeVine]

Right. And they're like, this is not.

[Blake Anderson]

Not.

[Anders Holm]

Is it cake? I think it might become.

[Adam DeVine]

I think it's buttholes. And come. They're like, oh, my God, canceled.

[Blake Anderson]

More like, is it cum?

[Adam DeVine]

So Faye from Portland asks, does working with Netflix mean the Workaholics movie will happen?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, it does. Yeah, it does.

[Adam DeVine]

Holy. I didn't know that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's what it means.

[Adam DeVine]

By the way, I see some mouths agape. That's not what it means. We don't know. Paramount, they still own the. The project.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

And it sucks, but still. Because we were so excited about it. But it. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

What are you gonna do?

[Adam DeVine]

Paramount plus. But that. They used to have an old. It was the old boss, right? Them. Now they have a new boss. Maybe not. We never.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we don't know. Maybe we chill on the Paramount.

[Adam DeVine]

Maybe not him. Yeah. If he wants to make our movie.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that would be awesome. Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

If we filmed Workaholics again, what would we do differently?

[Blake Anderson]

Know our lines.

[Anders Holm]

Recast Eric Griffin.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh. Oh, he can't catch a break. I love Eric. No, I'm around.

[Anders Holm]

I'm so glad Eric made it on the boat. Is he watching us? I wish he was.

[Adam DeVine]

No, no, no, no, no. Make fun of me. You know what?

[Anders Holm]

Legit. I. I would like to see Sin Bad in the role, but. Okay, okay, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Don't call Eric a role.

[Adam DeVine]

Well, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Even though he's got the blood.

[Adam DeVine]

Blake. Blake. I remember when we were casting Eric in the role of Montez, you came in the room and you were like, I found our Montes. I got him. Got him. And then you told me you were. I'm like, well, who Is it? Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Did he just audition?

[Adam DeVine]

It was like, this guy named Eric Griffin. I just met him in the lobby, and I know Eric from standup, and I was like, no way in hell. No way in hell. I hate that guy. Here's.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's the deep, here's the deed, here's the tale. He showed up a date early for the audition.

[Anders Holm]

That's right.

[Adam DeVine]

He is so dog.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm gonna get in this elevator and go back down and come back tomorrow.

[Adam DeVine]

That's life.

[Anders Holm]

And I was just like, what? Like, he was like, I think he asked for a snack in there. Or he was, like, looking for the exit or something. He's like, I came on the wrong day, and I'm just. Just interacting with him.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, he thought you were a janitor.

[Anders Holm]

He did. He thought I was the jan. Clean up, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Come here. Where's the elevator?

[Anders Holm]

I was like, I just met Montez.

[Adam DeVine]

I remember seeing him in the audition, and he, like, took me aside. He was like, man, I'm so proud of you. Thinking he's proud of me for having my own TV show. And he's like, paing on this big show. Oh, did you go, man, I'm like, you. You're not getting the role.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he got it.

[Adam DeVine]

Cut to 15 years later. What's up, Atiba? Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Atiba. Turn around and face the dog. Christ.

[Anders Holm]

What did that mean? That was. That was scary.

[Blake Anderson]

I think that meant more for him

[Anders Holm]

than he just points.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

If you saw the look in his

[Adam DeVine]

eyes, it was like dead man walking. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a punk ass is Kyle for not being here?

[Anders Holm]

10.

[Adam DeVine]

10.

[Anders Holm]

Yep, yep, yep.

[Amber Grimes]

It.

[Adam DeVine]

That's too busy eating, baby. He's allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly. If workaholics ever came back and you had to cast current actors to play you. Oh, who would you cast?

[Anders Holm]

Timothy Chalamet.

[Adam DeVine]

Timothy Chalamet.

[Anders Holm]

Timothy Chalamet as me? Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

100.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. All right. I could see that. He's a good actor. He could find. He could find Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, he would crush it. Are you kidding me? Me? Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Ders, do you have anyone in the. In the chamber who.

[Blake Anderson]

Like Frankenstein?

[Adam DeVine]

Who's that guy?

[Blake Anderson]

He'd be like, a bigger, better me.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, yeah, Like Jacob Elordi.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. Dude, I ran. Dude, I ran into Jacob Elordi. We were leaving the Dodger game, and we were in the line for. We were in the line for Ubers next to each other, and he's a workaholics fan, which is really cool Australian. And.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. And my wife, who was ready to go home, she was like, I'm so tired. As soon as Jacob Alordi was around, she was like. He was like, yeah, I'm going to some party. This is not an Australian accent, but I'm going. Some party in Silver Lake. And. And suddenly Chloe was like, yeah, we can go. Where? Where's the party? Maybe we should go to the party. Adam, we're going to the party.

[Blake Anderson]

She's on his back like a backpack.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. She's like, maybe we just go there. And I'm like, are you leaving me for Jacob Elordi right now?

[Anders Holm]

Now, that's crazy. You're inside of his shirt.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. So you go, Jacob Alordi? Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I think that he would just be, like, a bigger cooler. I don't know if he's funny. Has he been funny and stuff?

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know. Yeah, I bet he could.

[Blake Anderson]

Is he the kissing booth?

[Adam DeVine]

Is he.

[Blake Anderson]

That's where he pops.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. Y. Queens.

[Anders Holm]

This is a killer cast.

[Blake Anderson]

I got to watch Frankenstein.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

I feel like I was in the makeup. Who's the guy that played Elton John? I was so bummed. I was like, man, I could play.

[Blake Anderson]

That should have been you, Taryn. Edgerton.

[Adam DeVine]

Edgerton. Yeah. Dude, I'll go tear. By the way, this is a very not funny.

[Anders Holm]

Workaholics.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam DeVine]

This is a very serious workaholics.

[Blake Anderson]

Or we just get the. Please do not destroy guys.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that would be good, too. That would be good, too.

[Blake Anderson]

Please don't destroy snl. They just plug right in.

[Anders Holm]

They got it.

[Adam DeVine]

They.

[Anders Holm]

They got this.

[Adam DeVine]

Did you guys keep any props from the show?

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely. I have one of the most valuable things in my garage right now. I do have the original bear coat. I do.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, my God.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my.

[Adam DeVine]

I saw some bear coats out there. That was. That was.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, dude. That one dude who was rocking the bear coat the whole time. He's like, it's so hot. I'm like, bro, you can take it.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, you don't have to. We've been at sea for several days now.

[Anders Holm]

Die.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I live with Ghostman.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. Okay. Yeah, fair enough.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, he's pretty good around the house.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, he's handy. No. And, in fact, I'm kind of bummed because I don't keep any merch. And. And. And then every time I'm over to Blake's house, it's like a museum to us, and I'm very bummed that I don't own some of this Stuff.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I also have my tie. I have my shoes.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I got one of each wardrobe.

[Anders Holm]

I have the wig, which I'm obviously we right now. I have it all. I have it all.

[Blake Anderson]

I got the rawan jeans.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, hell yeah, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I actually got a shirt I'm going wear tomorrow.

[Adam DeVine]

No spoilers.

[Anders Holm]

Hopefully it comes off eventually.

[Adam DeVine]

Kevin from Oregon wants to know, is it okay to be torqued in a Speedo?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, there you go. I feel like that's. There we go.

[Adam DeVine]

There you go. Fully torqued.

[Blake Anderson]

That's, that's, that's how we introduce.

[Adam DeVine]

Is that fully.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's nice.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. Get, get torqued. We need another 4 inches.

[Blake Anderson]

We prefer it that way.

[Adam DeVine]

Mallory from Michigan, how often are you testing your tea testosterone? We. For those of you who don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

We tested our testosterone last year at the super bowl and one of us had the lowest. And I'm not going to say who. You're a stupid dumbass.

[Blake Anderson]

But he also had the smallest biceps.

[Adam DeVine]

And he also had the smallest biceps.

[Anders Holm]

Fair enough. Well, one of my biceps is going to fall off because of Tampa Bay. That iv the spiders.

[Blake Anderson]

And he also drinks beer out of a child's.

[Adam DeVine]

Stop.

[Anders Holm]

That's not what we're walking away with today.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay. Yes. Yeah, you're in the file.

[Anders Holm]

How wild. In what world would I be like.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no, he's not. He's not. He's got his own files.

[Anders Holm]

Well, I have my boob journal, but that's different.

[Blake Anderson]

That is different.

[Adam DeVine]

You got a boob journal which is one step away from the file.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, there's millions of. There's millions of emails in the files. You've got just one really bad email.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah, just one bad one.

[Blake Anderson]

That's all. That's all it really is. Needs to be.

[Adam DeVine]

God. I mean, I know we've covered this, but I will say if I just met some billionaire at some party and he was like, yo, I have a private island and I'm throwing a party and you could take my jet. Come on. My name is Jeffrey. I'd be like, let's ride. I don't know. This guy seems cool. He's got a tan.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean.

[Anders Holm]

And you know, and we were talking about this at dinner the other day.

[Blake Anderson]

You guys were still.

[Adam DeVine]

Still.

[Blake Anderson]

We're still on. We're still on.

[Adam DeVine]

Shut up about this topic. And we're very sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

We are in public still.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes, yes, yes. Netflix.

[Anders Holm]

Boom, boom. Yes, sir.

[Adam DeVine]

We should wrap this up, right? Yeah. Okay. Any take backs, any apologies, any Epic slams thus far for the crew.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I mean, I definitely get. I guess I want to take back this purchase. I didn't realize that's non refundable players. I. I. Can we turn the ship around so I can give it back? I regret the.

[Adam DeVine]

Dude, I didn't realize it's jizzing. I didn't.

[Anders Holm]

It is jizzy.

[Adam DeVine]

Oh, that is.

[Anders Holm]

It is so nasty.

[Adam DeVine]

You gotta.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta rub it the right way.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

And I thought. I thought it was gonna be funny and I should have just got the.

[Adam DeVine]

The.

[Anders Holm]

Just the massive instead of the.

[Adam DeVine]

How about this?

[Blake Anderson]

And I don't know. I'm. I'm speaking for you. I'm speaking for you at this point. Point. Yeah, but would you be interested in leaving it somewhere on the boat for somebody to discover?

[Anders Holm]

Oh my.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And then, and then once somebody gets it, yellow jackets, grab them. They're pedophiles.

[Anders Holm]

They're out of here.

[Blake Anderson]

They've got their own files.

[Anders Holm]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. Yeah, that's a great call. Okay, so I like that podcast.

[Adam DeVine]

A lot of it is just quoting other Comedy Central shows. Yes. From 15 year, 20 years ago and

[Blake Anderson]

sending our fans to jail.

[Anders Holm]

So I'm going to hide this on the ship somewhere. Look around. Tomorrow the Easter Bunny is going to be out tonight.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, that again. Children's holiday.

[Anders Holm]

Just stop it, dude.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't know. You keep.

[Blake Anderson]

He is risen.

[Anders Holm]

But honestly, how fun is it hiding Easter eggs? Let's talk about it, dude. Hiding, Hiding Easter eggs.

[Adam DeVine]

It's fun.

[Anders Holm]

It's fun to be the Easter Bunny.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

Why you keep bringing up kids, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it is weird. You can fit an egg up the. I did not know that.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, make sure we clip that. Make sure we clip that. I love children.

[Anders Holm]

I love children.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay, make sure we clip that. Make sure we clip that.

[Blake Anderson]

You do like jelly beans, though.

[Anders Holm]

I love children.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam DeVine]

I didn't like that. It was funny before. Now it's getting weird.

[Blake Anderson]

Getting weird.

[Anders Holm]

Sorry. It's not. It's not funny.

[Adam DeVine]

I don't have anything to take back. I'm having a great time. I'm loving the cruise. It's fun to actually, you know, kick it and get to know a lot of you guys. I'm having a blast. So thank. Thank you for having a good time.

[Blake Anderson]

Amazing.

[Adam DeVine]

The. The six man team. Thank you guys. And thank. And they keep coming up to me and saying like how fun our. Our crowd is. So thank you guys, guys, for.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, guys are crushing.

[Adam DeVine]

Not jumping overboard.

[Blake Anderson]

And did anybody lose anybody on land? Did so anybody not make it back?

[Anders Holm]

Anybody not get on the boat?

[Blake Anderson]

I heard somebody say, yeah, but I think you're fucking with me.

[Adam DeVine]

And I don't have no way.

[Anders Holm]

There's no way to tell.

[Adam DeVine]

There's no way to tell.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, that's a bummer.

[Anders Holm]

I lost $5. There would have been like an announcement, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Like, no.

[Anders Holm]

Buried in the.

[Blake Anderson]

Come on. That lady who's like, hey, everybody, it's me.

[Adam DeVine]

Are y' all wiling out?

[Blake Anderson]

We lost somebody at Cozumel. Have a good day. And by the way, the boys are gambling.

[Adam DeVine]

Get down there now. Get down there now.

[Blake Anderson]

Shout out to her.

[Adam DeVine]

She's Betty.

[Anders Holm]

Betty's killing it. Betty's killing it.

[Adam DeVine]

I, I, like, I gave a little announcement yesterday to say that we weren't doing the. Was it yesterday the first day to say we weren't doing these podcasts because of how shitty it was?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam DeVine]

And she wrote a little thing out for me to. To. To read, and then I read it, but then added a few extra things and she looked at me like I was a God. Yeah, she was like. I was like. First I was like, oh, you didn't think I could read, did you? So she's straight shook that I could read your thing.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, she's seen the show. She's listening to the pod.

[Adam DeVine]

Yeah. She's like, oh, my God, he can read.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. She might get a little willy tonight. Willy, willy nilly with it.

[Adam DeVine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

You've inspired her.

[Adam DeVine]

Yes, please do it.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like short circuit where she gets struck by lightning and the Johnny 5

[Anders Holm]

comes alive and there we go.

[Adam DeVine]

And the one person that knows what the you're talking about is up there. Short circuit.

[Anders Holm]

Did you have a take back or an apology? Maybe you want to erase all the stuff you said about me?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry we even brought up the files. But you know what? We're all thinking about them constantly, right?

[Adam DeVine]

Yep. And Blake is in the file, and

[Blake Anderson]

we're mostly thinking that you're in them.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Can I get a double.

[Adam DeVine]

Some Paul Simon to. To take us?

[Blake Anderson]

I think so. And guys, we're going to be doing another pod tomorrow night.

[Anders Holm]

Tomorrow night we will be back.

[Adam DeVine]

And I've heard a portal from another realm might open up tomorrow.

[Anders Holm]

We have heard some stuff.

[Adam DeVine]

We have heard some rumbling.

[Anders Holm]

Thank you for coming on the.

[Adam DeVine]

Thank you guys for coming so much. We're having a blast. We'll see you out there tonight. We love you guys. Thank you.

[Anders Holm]

That was another episode of this is Important. Redemption.

[Adam DeVine]

Hear me that, will you?

[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Amber Grimes]

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[Adam DeVine]

You have to work on it every day.

[Amber Grimes]

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[Adam DeVine]

I know why it took 20 years

[Amber Grimes]

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[Adam DeVine]

I actually drop better when I'm high.

[Anders Holm]

It heightens my senses, calms me down.

[Adam DeVine]

If anything, I'm more careful. Honestly, it just helps me focus. That's probably what the driver who killed a four year old told himself and now he's in prison. You see, no matter what you tell yourself, if you feel different, you drive different. So if you're high, just don't drive. Brought to you by NHTSA and the

[Amber Grimes]

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[Adam DeVine]

And I'm Terry Dubrow.

[Amber Grimes]

And we're going to keep this between us.

[Anders Holm]

Not really.

[Adam DeVine]

The TMZ guy walks up to me, goes, terry, what do you think about Bradley Cooper? They asked him and they said he's not had any plastic surgery. But what's the latest rumor? I'm gay, right?

[Anders Holm]

Isn't that the latest rumor?

[Amber Grimes]

Yes.

[Adam DeVine]

First of all, if I were gay, I would be gay.

[Amber Grimes]

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