Ep 290: This Cruise Was Important Part 2

Summary

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Podcast Summary: This Is Important – Ep 290 "This Cruise Was Important Part 2"

Release Date: March 17, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (“Ders”), Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck
Podcast Provider: iHeartPodcasts
Recording Context: Live on the final day of the show’s themed cruise, with fan interaction and recurring references to hangovers and cruise antics.

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Episode Overview

This riotous episode recaps the group’s final day aboard their dedicated comedy cruise. The hosts—still reeling from four days of partying and events—offer candid, often hilarious reflections on the cruise, interactions with fans, and a variety of anything-goes topics. With a heavy dose of crowd participation, the episode blends hungover banter, Q&A, cruise horror stories, and a heartfelt appreciation for their audience. Family involvement, nostalgia for childhood media, and over-the-top storytelling are all front and center.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Cruise Life & Hangover Humor

• The episode jumps in amidst the hosts battling hangovers after a night of heavy partying and karaoke ([04:32–05:35]).
• They joke about feeling like they're in the “Twilight Zone” or “Groundhog Day” from the endless cycle of cruise drinking, specifically referencing “Buzz Balls” ([04:46], [04:54]).
• The crew reflects on the success of karaoke night and pokes fun at the idea of a whole cruise based just on karaoke ([05:39–05:57]).

Quote:

• “It's like a Twilight Zone episode. We keep drinking Buzz Balls. It keeps happening over and over again.” — Greg [04:49]

2. Cruise Community, Costumes, and Fan Energy

• The group compares their cruise's costume vibe (“dozens of wizards”) to another comedian’s suit-and-tie cruise, declaring pride in their own rowdy, offbeat style ([07:27–07:48]).
• They praise fan enthusiasm, including notable themed guests (such as the “wizard” and “goblin” attendees), and joke about being approached in “international waters” ([08:01–10:08]).

Quote:

• “Not one person in his entire ship was dressed as a wizard. I see dozens of wizards out there.” — Eric [07:44]

3. The Aftermath of Partying

• Stories include mistakenly brushing teeth with Preparation H after a big night (“for hemorrhoids...preventative!”) ([06:43–07:14]).
• The hosts tally up favorite cruise moments, including DJ sets and party highlights ([08:10–09:19]).
• Ongoing jokes about shipboard romance, boundaries, and some risqué anecdotes ([09:22–10:24]).

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4. Family on Board: Adam’s Dad Joins the Podcast

• Adam’s parents are on the cruise; his dad, Dennis, joins for an interview ([28:33–37:19]).
• There's affectionate roasting of Adam and family lore, like his dad's upcoming lung transplant and legendary high school party ([30:00–31:09]).
• The group goofs around about relationship longevity (Adam’s parents’ 43-year marriage), intimacy (“69” jokes), and Dennis’s famous pickup line: “How’s your baked beans?” ([34:05–35:54]).

Quote:

• “How did you meet Mom?”
  “At a bar.” — Dennis [35:16–35:17]
• “She called herself the bean queen for years.” — Eric [35:50]

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5. Childhood Nostalgia: Nickelodeon, First Porn Magazines, and 90s Vibes

• A recurring section features fond memories of shows like “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”, “Pete & Pete”, and “Eureeka’s Castle” ([11:08–12:46]).
• They swap stories about discovering porn magazines as kids and hiding them near playgrounds and creeks ([43:34–44:18]).
• Lighthearted shame and pride about being “Nick Jr.” or “Pete & Pete” kids and a riff on odd childhood fixations ([11:27–12:20]).

Quote:

• “My first porno magazine I found behind a dumpster at elementary school, and it changed my shit.” — Greg [04:09/43:38]
• “Are you afraid of the dark was probably the greatest show on Nickelodeon.” — Greg [11:08]

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6. Audience Q&A Chaos: Bodily Functions, Hidden Talents, Weird Questions

A large portion is devoted to rapid-fire Q&A:

• Absurd, crowd-generated questions about poop consistency, whether wizards poop, cereal as soup, and who’s the hardest to wake on tour ([37:47–54:24], [59:37–60:13]).
• Reveals about their hidden talents: yo-yo tricks and hacky sack ([45:10–46:04]).
• Ongoing debates about muscle size and “beefiness,” with references to old high school self-images (“Afro fetus”, “beef castle”) ([53:07–53:49]).
• They even humor a fan’s “three-inch” question and riff about saving the “grand finale” for the last night ([46:52–47:11]).

Quote:

• “Are your shits hard lumps, sausage shape, snake-like, fluffy, or watery?” — Host reading question [38:23]
• “Cereal is not a soup.” — Group consensus [52:25]

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7. Friendship & What Ifs: Would They Be Friends Without Workaholics?

• The hosts genuinely reflect on whether they’d be friends without Workaholics, concluding that their personalities would likely draw them together, even in high school ([47:11–48:42]).
• They touch on being late bloomers, and the peculiar social status of having “pit hair” or being in a wheelchair as kids ([49:11–51:12]).

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8. Workaholics Set Memories and Loss

• The most memorable moments on set include the loss of beloved crew members “Jet Set” and “Wayman”, discussed both sincerely and with gallows humor ([60:25–61:34]).
• They recall the surreal experience of finding a dead body while filming ([62:35–63:39]).

Quote:

• “We all remember this dude. He was amazing to the show. And then he was gone. Grew up a little bit that day.” — Host [61:05]

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9. Beer Preferences, Fights, and Dream Co-Stars

• Go-to beers: Takate, Modelo, Michelob Ultra, and Coors Light, along with griping about the IPA trend ([66:07–67:17]).
• Dream movie co-stars: Jamie Foxx, Kurt Russell, and each other ([67:47–68:04]).
• Adam admits he’s never won a fight ([66:44–66:49]).

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10. Sentimental Wrap-Up: Heartfelt Fan Appreciation

• The hosts triple-down on their gratitude for the fan community, especially those who showed up for all cruise events ([68:22–69:20]).
• Closing praise for the event sponsor and the Norwegian cruise staff ([69:13–69:20]).

Quote:

• “You people make this cruise rad...You people. This cruise has been unreal.” — Greg [68:22]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “You're not gonna get off the boat until you sing. And Blake will enforce that.” — Host & Greg [05:57–06:02]
• “Kissing the homies good night isn’t gay.” — Eric [16:25]
• “Teachers, questions.” — Host [37:45], cueing the beloved Q&A free-for-all.
• “My mind’s just about to start working better if I pop this...” — Greg (referencing pre-drink haze) [19:58]

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Important Timestamps

• 04:32–05:35: Cruise party aftermath, karaoke talk
• 06:43–07:14: Hangover confessions, Preparation H mix-up
• 08:10–09:19: Favorite cruise moments (Blake's DJ set)
• 28:33–37:19: Adam’s dad Dennis is interviewed
• 38:23–54:24: Rapid-fire Q&A: bodily functions, cereal soup debate, talents
• 60:25–61:34: Remembering lost crew members
• 66:07–67:17: Beer preferences, “fighting spirit” discussion
• 68:22–69:20: Closing gratitude and reflection

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Tone & Style Notes

• Language: Unfiltered, irreverent, often explicit
• Vibe: Warm, self-deprecating, and loyal to their fanbase
• Structure: Freewheeling with bursts of crowd interaction, rapid gags, and sudden gear shifts to sincerity

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Takeaways for Listeners

• The hosts’ bond and shared history fuels every story, from the raunchy to the emotional.
• Fan interaction is proudly at the center of the “This Is Important” cruise experience.
• Behind the party-hard image, there's genuine care for their audience and each other—underscored in touching moments like the tribute to lost friends and Adam's family on board.

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Recommended for:
Fans of unfiltered comedy, the Workaholics crew, nostalgia for quirky 90s culture, and live podcast energy where anything goes.

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Transcript

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[Chris]

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[Eric]

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[Greg]

welcome to this Is Important, a production

[Chris]

of iHeartRadio, the show where we only

[Greg]

talk about what is most obviously very crucially important.

[Chris]

Today on this Is Important.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans.

[Greg]

My first porno magazine I found behind a dumpster at elementary school, and it changed my shit.

[Eric]

What? You don't love me. You wish I was hit by a cement truck again. What?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Let's go. Oh, my God.

[Eric]

Can you believe? Can you believe it's the last day of the cruise?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Who's dragging?

[Greg]

This is crazy. It's like a Twilight Zone episode.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay, go ahead and do it.

[Eric]

Please explain why you think that.

[Greg]

It's just like, we keep drinking Buzz Balls. It keeps happening over and over again.

[Eric]

Okay, yeah, I see what you're saying. Yeah.

[Greg]

It's like a groundhog's day.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay. Yes. What else is it like?

[Greg]

Like every day for me, basically.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Fantasy Island.

[Eric]

I was excited when you were giving the intro and you had zero voice.

[Greg]

Yeah, I kind of found it. I kind of found it. I just realized when I was yelling into the mic that I hadn't talked, like, spoke aloud yet.

[Eric]

There's a lot of whispers this morning.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I thought it was, like, for dramatic effect.

[Eric]

What a time to start a podcast. A good noon podcast.

[Greg]

Yeah, yeah, we love a new podcast.

[Eric]

We love a noon podcast.

[Greg]

After being out till four in the morning, we love a new lockout.

[Eric]

Who was that? Karaoke last night. I think a lot of you were.

[Greg]

Hey, we got some sangers.

[Eric]

We got some talent on this ship.

[Greg]

Is it me, or could it just be karaoke the whole time? I feel like people are.

[Eric]

I feel like people would enjoy that. The next Cruise, we're doing 100% karaoke.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Eric]

This karaoke is important.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You can't leave the boat until you sing.

[Greg]

Absolutely.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And Blake will enforce that.

[Greg]

Yes.

[Eric]

Like, what are you looking for?

[Greg]

I. Well, I was trying to find. Please don't use. I'm. I'm watching porno

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Breakfast.

[Eric]

Your wi fi works well enough for that. Oh, wow.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Mine got blocked. Your boobs are huge.

[Greg]

I found it.

[Eric]

You don't say. Perfect.

[Greg]

Couldn't find it, so. Yeah, no, I. Fair enough. I. I was hammered last night.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Podcast. Podcast.

[Eric]

I think a lot of us were pretty hammered last night. Yeah, I think I've been. I've been keeping a good lid on it, and last night, the lid popped right the off.

[Greg]

Yeah, it really did. I was so drunk that this morning when I went to brush my teeth, I accidentally did it with Preparation H. Okay.

[Eric]

Wow.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And why do you have Preparation H?

[Greg]

For hemorrhoids.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Eric]

Do you actually. I know Kyle. New rip.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

He's dead to us. Yeah, he has horrible, horrible hemorrhoids. But do you actually have hemorrhoids?

[Greg]

No, it's more preventative. Like, I, I, I put. I put it on my butthole so it never gets him.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Good call, good call, Good call.

[Greg]

You guys don't.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Smartest friend.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Thank you.

[Eric]

And I was watching. I was watching clips of. I guess Nate Bergazzi had a cruise on this very ship a couple weeks ago.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Adam likes to research his enemies, and

[Eric]

then they look so professional. He was wearing a suit.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

And I was like, this is not our cruise. And you know what? I think I like our cruise a little more.

[Greg]

I do too.

[Eric]

There wasn't one person in his entire ship.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

That was dressed as wizards. And I see dozens of wizards out there.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Look at these guys.

[Eric]

Looks like the portal is opening up right before our very eyes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That would be freaky. Can you imagine if that happened? That'd be freaky. What if a portal opened up here?

[Eric]

It might. It might very well open up later on.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I don't know.

[Eric]

What would you say is your. Your favorite part of the cruise thus far?

[Greg]

Oh, that's a good question. I mean, I had a lot of fun last night at my DJ set. I was kind of stressing it.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Greg]

But we were kind of. We got it funky. It was cool. It was cool. Everybody was cool.

[Eric]

Man, Blake was very worried right before his set. He's like, I don't know. I just don't have it. I'm like, you're just playing music. What are you talking about, dude?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah,

[Eric]

that's right.

[Greg]

I have to deal with a lot of tech. It's like, it's a lot to think about, man.

[Eric]

Yeah. Okay, well, it doesn't look like you're dealing with any tech, because I never see you do anything when you dj. This is all I see.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, right, right.

[Greg]

Yeah, that's what DJing is. What are you talking about, dude?

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

That is true.

[Greg]

Hey.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And then it's just on your phone. It's like, you're just. You're like a grandma texting.

[Eric]

You're like, one finger just here, next track, and you're like, okay.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, this one's from the bay.

[Blake Anderson]

E40.

[Eric]

Here's another E40 song. Hell, yeah. But that was fun. Like, I. I went to your DJ's head. That was pretty sick.

[Greg]

I had a blast. That was my favorite. That was my favorite moment.

[Bowen Yang]

What?

[Greg]

Because what about you guys?

[Eric]

Well, I. I ran into the girl that wanted to butt you last night. Nice. And she was wearing the harness for the strap on.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay. Yeah.

[Eric]

Outside of her clothes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay. There's not a rock climbing wall here that she was coming from?

[Eric]

I don't think there's a rock climbing wall.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

No, we don't have that.

[Eric]

And then she said, where's Blake? Just let him know I'm ready. Just so you know.

[Greg]

And you know.

[Blake Anderson]

And I.

[Greg]

And I feel I'm ready for the portal to open. I feel bad that you keep airing her out and, like, no, no, no, no, no. But she is literally crazy. She's raising her hands. She's really stoked.

[Eric]

There she is.

[Greg]

There she is, fellas. If you want to get to her, she's the one.

[Eric]

She's the one.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

She's an adults. Say it loud. Say it proud.

[Eric]

Friendship. See, I wasn't just airing her out. I knew. Last night she came up to me, she was like, yeah, I'm willing to butt Blake.

[Greg]

Well, that's what I love about this cruise. People are unabashed. They're unashamed. We're just living our best lives, right?

[Eric]

It's international waters.

[Greg]

International water.

[Eric]

Anything can go.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I wish that we told this story. And then, like, the captain of the ship himself came to us and was like, it's time for me to tell you about the butt ghost. Everyone who hosts a podcast on this ship is approached by a ghost that talks about strapping on a dildo and butt you.

[Eric]

She's not.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

We are.

[Greg]

Please don't repeat it. This is D. At the. Are you afraid of the dark Fire, like, throw it, sprinkling the dust.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Snck, let me tell you about the. The ghost who bug you on cruise ships.

[Eric]

The bug.

[Bowen Yang]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

When I was that.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

When I was a camp counselor, I was doing that.

[Greg]

Are you afraid of the dark? Was probably the greatest show on. On Nickelodeon.

[Chris]

Right.

[Greg]

Is everybody here like, Nickelodeon kids? Like, yeah, man. They had a lineup. Dude, that's tough. In the 90s, in the night, I

[Eric]

was more of a Nick Jr.

[Greg]

Guy. Oh, really? You were doing Blue Eureka's Castle Frog?

[Eric]

Yeah, when I was about 25, that's when I got deep into it.

[Greg]

Or Pollywog.

[Eric]

Sorry. No, I was. I was a Pete and Pete boy myself.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Greg]

Yeah. Quite legendary. What happened to those guys?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

They're out there. No, like, they're literally out there.

[Eric]

They're right.

[Bowen Yang]

What up?

[Eric]

They are. They're in the files.

[Greg]

Strongest man in the world.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, it's Pete. Pete's over there.

[Eric]

Allegedly. They're in the files. I don't know. They could be. I don't know.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I can almost guarantee that they use that noise on Pete. Pete. It was weird like, that.

[Eric]

It was.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

The ice cream truck episode is, like, seared into my brain.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, Mr. Softy.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Yes, of course. Same, same. What.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

What was.

[Eric]

I don't remember this specific episode.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

They were just, like, waiting for the ice cream truck guy to show up because it was, like, the hottest day of the year. And he, like, didn't show up.

[Greg]

Yes, he, like, until the very end. They're like, I think Mr. Softy died.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah. Like we said, it was very good. Hollywood.

[Greg]

What are the things that are seared? There's things, childhood, that you can never forget.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Like.

[Greg]

Like dark crystal.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Just.

[Greg]

I can't get that out of my head. And nobody watched Dark Crystal?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Nobody. No.

[Eric]

I think everyone's just about as hungover as we are.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

See, that's what's happening right now. Usually we just do this from our homes, huddled over our computers, talking to each other. We're trying to really deliver for you guys. But I can. I can see some people nodding off.

[Greg]

Yeah, I'm drunk now.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I can see some people nodding off.

[Eric]

I might be one of them, dude.

[Greg]

Pizza.

[Eric]

Pizza. Tell you what I need. I need.

[Greg]

Yeah, I think we need to drink. I think there's only one way to

[Eric]

approach that blue drink that's right there. I don't know who's Drinking.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

A blue drink is a drank, technically speaking. And what are you doing? And what are you doing?

[Greg]

Isaac's still alive.

[Eric]

There we go. Isaac horn, everybody.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Look at that beautiful red, white, and blue Gulf of America. Is that what that's called?

[Eric]

I hope not. Isaac told me that his kids are very embarrassed. Well, his son specifically is very embarrassed that he showed his tits on Netflix.

[Greg]

So, yeah, somebody help me.

[Eric]

So if you guys could say that it's cool and that we love Isaac's tits, maybe we chant Isaac's tits for. For his son Dalton. Yeah, that'll help Isaac's tits. That'll help Isaac's tits. Isaac's tits. Isaac's tits. Isaac, come here, Isaac. One more time, buddy. Let's see him. Let's see those titties double down.

[Greg]

Come on, Isaac.

[Eric]

I know you don't want to, but here we are. We're still doing it. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Unbelievable.

[Greg]

Oh, my God. His. His body is like those things you lay out with where it reflects back into you.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Right, right, right. I was going to say one of those, like, balloons that have, like a never ending grip. Like.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, the water.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You, like, can't grip it, right?

[Greg]

The water wieners.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, the water. Water wieners.

[Eric]

Isaac's body is like one of those things that are outside of car dealerships, just.

[Greg]

Isaac's body looks like a bowl of mashed potatoes, dude.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Isaac's body looks like swamp things. Albino, brother.

[Eric]

I think Isaac's handsome.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

What else, what else, what else, what else? Isaac's body looks like marshmallows that were left out in the sun. Oh, what else, what else, what else?

[Eric]

I like, people have gotten to know Isaac, and now people are on Isaac's side. How dare you?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, off.

[Eric]

You're on our side, God damn it.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Come on.

[Eric]

Yeah. The people are like, actually, I met him. He's a nice guy.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Isaac's body looks like my body if they found me in the river.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Greg]

Oh. Isaac's body looks like e. T. At the end of the movie.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Greg]

Oh, no, dude, it's just. It's just a specific type of white. It's just a specific.

[Eric]

Yeah, yeah, I really. I really thought. I really thought I was going to get a nice tan on this, but I. I really haven't.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

It's not too late. You could pop that top.

[Eric]

All right, let's do it.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You're welcome. Look at him go.

[Eric]

Very shagadelic.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Hot, hot, hot, hot. Okay, your boobs are huge.

[Eric]

Pot. Hot, hot, hot.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

69. Dudes always been a beef castle.

[Chris]

I love this.

[Greg]

I love this. I love what my boy's doing. He's built like a fucking mat truck.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Look at him. We got. We got 20, 30 minutes. Keep doing. Keep doing it.

[Eric]

Finish him.

[Greg]

You are really hot. You know what?

[Eric]

Oh, thanks, buddy. You know, kissing the homies good night isn't gay. I don't want you to know that.

[Greg]

Well, can you kiss me good morning?

[Eric]

I sure could.

[Greg]

Oh, Jesus.

[Eric]

That was not kisses.

[Greg]

All right, I liked that. Ders. I dare you to kiss Adam. I dare you to kiss Adam.

[Eric]

I didn't like it.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He didn't do it.

[Eric]

I didn't like it. What? Dude, I forgot.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I forgot.

[Eric]

Well, the thing about Anders is his mustache protrudes so far out. Dude, you scared? I was way scared. Okay, because are you. You guys didn't know that this is just a gay porno podcast? Yeah, you guys were familiar with that. Catch us on a four day bender on the fourth day. It's just gay porno. We're. We're out of shit to say. We're like, I guess we fucking kiss

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

each other for 20 minutes and has people here.

[Eric]

Are we cruisers?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Do you guys go on cruise besides this?

[Chris]

Cruise?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Like, show of hands, like first time cruisers.

[Greg]

Holy. Same.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That's important.

[Eric]

That's important.

[Greg]

I'm kind of like, are we cooking it? Did we go too hard? It's like tonight, like, right?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Are we.

[Greg]

Do you have anything left in the tank for tonight?

[Eric]

I think we do. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And I hate to be this guy, but I am. So here's what I think we should do, guys. After this, you pack, okay? You pack, you lay out the outfit that you're gonna put on in the morning. Then you head out. The wheels fall off. When you wake up somehow in the morning, everything's packed, your outfit's laid out, you slither into it, you get the off the boat, and you go back to Tampa.

[Eric]

Dude, I love that Ders is such a logistic guy.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He really is.

[Eric]

He's got to tell us how to pack and when to pack. I know. We're not packing.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'm here to help.

[Greg]

No, no, we're just throwing everything in the bag and going, okay, good luck.

[Eric]

Luggage talk.

[Greg]

Oh.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, and what is that bag? Blazer?

[Greg]

I honestly don't know. I don't know what kind of bag I have.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Greg]

Wow. I just like your shirt.

[Blake Anderson]

Luggage.

[Greg]

To me, luggage is just a thing.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

To me, luggage is a thing also.

[Greg]

No. You know, name brands of luggage, which to me is fucking weird, dude.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Still make Some things.

[Eric]

Okay.

[Greg]

I truly don't know. I think it's a JanSport.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, so you do know.

[Eric]

Oh, so your luggage is.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

There's a crack in the image.

[Eric]

Is your backpack from fifth grade? Yeah, I believe that, dude. It was either Jansport or east pack. And if you. If you didn't have one of those two, you were a chump, dude.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay, wow.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Goodbye.

[Eric]

And I was a JanSport guy. Yeah.

[Greg]

It had, like, you could get it with the suede, and then if you. If you had the suede, it was like, oh, okay.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Money back baller at school.

[Eric]

Yeah. You were like, oh, their parents must be paid. Yeah, My family, we didn't have the suede.

[Greg]

No, no.

[Eric]

In fact, my mom. We would get, like, the disc. It was always like, the off color that you didn't want.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Right.

[Eric]

It was like, the black's cool, the blue's cool, the green's cool. And then I just have, like, a taupe.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

I'm like, I guess I have a.

[Greg]

Maybe we could tie dye it or something.

[Eric]

Yeah, maybe that could be.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

See, Blake, that's why we love you, dude. Because you're like, what if we just tie dyed it the.

[Blake Anderson]

The.

[Eric]

Or something.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Zero limits to the way your bind works.

[Greg]

Thank you. I think my mind's just about to start working better if I pop this.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Eric]

Okay.

[Greg]

I don't care.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He said, should he spray it? Should he spray it?

[Eric]

Maybe. You know, I don't know if they're gonna just.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

On this one person, I don't know if they're gonna love that. Oh.

[Eric]

Oh, yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, no.

[Eric]

Yeah,

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

There you go. All right.

[Eric]

I absolutely love that these sweet, awesome people that sat in the front who are excited to be here.

[Greg]

Another one.

[Eric]

As soon as you whip out, they were like, look at my girl, Jessica Vickers. She's like, absolutely. Don't do that. This girl right here is number one on maybe five or six live shows. She's at the cruise. Big shout out to Jessica Vincke.

[Greg]

Hey.

[Eric]

Big shout out. And her hubby.

[Greg]

Shout out to all of the day one TII Nation. Let me hear you.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, I don't discriminate. Shout out to everyone who's here.

[Greg]

Absolutely. But it's just kind of a trip, like, you know, or even if you

[Eric]

came around day two or day three, whenever you came around, we appreciate you.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Even if you're walking away from the podcast right now.

[Eric]

Yeah. I love seeing the. The TII Nation out in the world, because it's almost like. It's like fight club where someone. It'll be like, A valet. And he'll come up and be like, tii nation. Right, Right. I'm like, did you not want other people to know that. That you like the podcast? He's like, play it cool, man. Yeah, I'm just parking cars. Play cool.

[Greg]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Eric]

I don't want to get fired.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Right? Or it's your. Like, a dentist is like, please. My whole practice will go under if you tell anybody.

[Greg]

They can't even look you in the eyes when they say it. They're just like, I listen to the podcast.

[Eric]

I listen to the podcast. Don't tell anyone.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Don't tell a soul type butthole.

[Eric]

I can't believe I like this kind of humor.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Type butthole. I went to Harvard type butthole.

[Greg]

No, but honestly, like, did you guys even imagine that we would be on a fucking cruise ship for the podcast? When we said, yeah, I feel like

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

they manifested it and we just were, like, out of control, like voodoo dolls just fucking stepping on the boat.

[Eric]

It was Isaac's master plan for our careers. He's like, and then we're gonna start a podcast, and five years later, we're gonna be on the cruise.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And then I will share my chance. Stupid.

[Blake Anderson]

Dumbass.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Thank you, sir.

[Greg]

Sorry. Thank you, sir.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Keep your shirt on.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

What are you. Are you gonna chug that? No. No.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Can I tell you guys the power of confidence? I don't care what you say.

[Greg]

Oh, God.

[Eric]

Oh, Jesus.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'm gonna be me. I'm not a slave to your commands, and you guys shouldn't be a slave to anyone else.

[Adam]

Okay?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Live your life. I don't give a. See? Look at you guys.

[Chris]

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[Eric]

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[Chris]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Ders (Anders Holm)]

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[Greg]

Oh, I totally get where you're coming from, Adam.

[Chris]

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[Greg]

Drumroll please.

[Chris]

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[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

What?

[Eric]

All right.

[Chris]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Greg]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Greg]

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[Chris]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Greg]

Adam, yesterday we, we interviewed your mom.

[Eric]

But that is true.

[Greg]

Your dad is here as well, right?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, okay.

[Eric]

Is Dennis Divine here? Oh, he fell asleep. He's sitting in the corner. He fell asleep. Hey, hey, Dennis D. Why don't you get your sweet cheeks, come up here.

[Greg]

Come on.

[Eric]

Look at him go. That shit's important. They've been. Hey, thank you guys for being so cool to my parents. They've been having a blast on this cruise time. Time of their lives. My dad is gonna get a new lung here soon. Yes, he's gonna be on the translator. That shit's important.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

So the.

[Eric]

This is his last salute to Dennis

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

D with his old lungs.

[Greg]

Yes, sir.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

My man.

[Greg]

Captain of the cruise ship. Get in here.

[Eric]

Come here. Sit down, sit down. Take my seat.

[Greg]

Get in here, bud. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Come on, come on. What the. Come on, come on.

[Greg]

It's. This is Adam's dad. Show some respect.

[Eric]

This is hot.

[Greg]

Come on, wake the up.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

There it is.

[Greg]

Give our boy some love.

[Eric]

You deserve this, don't you? Yes, I do.

[Greg]

Wait, wait, you guys. You have to hear Dennis's voice, because it's real.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

It's real.

[Eric]

Hey, yeah, give us. That shit's important. That shit's important,

[Greg]

right?

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Greg]

If Dennis had a longer beard, he could be in ZZ Top. Yeah, absolutely.

[Eric]

Now what? What do you think? What is your favorite part of the cruise so far? And is it being blackout drunk with mom or her taking care of you or you taking care of her? Because you guys are both blackout the entire time. Well, I don't remember much. We're back.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, that sounds like a c. All of the above.

[Eric]

What it now? Okay, so what do we ask my mom? Yesterday? We asked her, like, what was the craziest part about raising you? Raising me what? What would you say? What was the craziest part about raising me? Well, where do we begin? Probably the craziest thing was that party was pretty baller. Police van. Well, we had that. I mean, I. I think we talked

[Greg]

about it yesterday, but I had a party.

[Eric]

Like, a thousand people showed up. It was an accident. It was a whoopsie daisy. The helicopter. The helicopter showed up. The crime lab van in Omaha showed up. It was a big deal. My friend was on acid, and he. He hid in my neighbor's garden and just covered himself with dirt and laid there for eight hours.

[Chris]

Whoa.

[Greg]

Straight camouflage.

[Eric]

Yeah, it was. It was pretty sick, Rip. Now, now, you don't think me getting hit by a cement truck was a big deal, or. No, mostly the party. Yeah. Yeah, that was kind of a big deal, right? That was. That was pretty dramatic.

[Greg]

Are you trying to make your dad cry on stage?

[Eric]

What, you don't love me? You wish I was hit by a cement truck again.

[Angela Yee]

What?

[Eric]

No. No, no.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

All right, good answer. Good answer.

[Eric]

That was a good answer. Good answer.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

If he said yes, the boat would just stop. We'd all start crying together, holding hands. Kumbaya. He said Kumbaya.

[Eric]

Kumbaya.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yo, wait, we might need that a little louder so we can put that on the board.

[Eric]

Kumbaya. Yes. Yeah, we're clipping that.

[Greg]

I feel like anything. Anything Dennis says goes hard.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, just say jelly Donut.

[Eric]

Jelly donut.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, with a little inflection.

[Eric]

Donut. Hit it with donut. It's donut.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Donut, doesn't it? How do you spell donut, by the way?

[Eric]

What do you mean?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

D, O, N. Well, I'm glad I brought it up. I'm. There's two ways to spell it. D, O, and then the other longer

[Greg]

way no, that's French. That's French. Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Or Canadian, where it's like dough nut.

[Greg]

You know, when there's those words that, like, people just spell differently, like color.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, I know that. Neighbor is neighbor spelled two different ways

[Eric]

with the u, with a me. You. Now, were you the guy that had both of his nipples pierced yesterday? Nipple chain. A classic nipple.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I love the, like, casual correction. Nipple chain. Actually, my friend. Salutations.

[Eric]

We had the same seat, so I was like, oh, yeah, look, he's back. I wonder, you still have the nipple chain going on underneath or. No, you look. Yeah. This is rough. Yeah. Rough seas. He love.

[Greg]

Where did you get the nipple chain done?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

My local sex shop.

[Greg]

Oh, sex shop.

[Eric]

Dude, I love that kind of bow. I love our crew. Everybody here is just fucking Dennis, except for me.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Dennis, I think we forgot you're here.

[Eric]

Oh.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You ever rock any nipple chains in your day?

[Eric]

No, no, no. Nipple chains.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Some nick pics, some.

[Blake Anderson]

Excuse me.

[Eric]

Dick pics.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

All right, now we're talking.

[Greg]

Wait, wait.

[Eric]

Dick pics.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

All you gotta do is ask. You'll get the answer.

[Greg]

Because I'm like, if you're sending Penny dick pics, I'm like, love is forever.

[Eric]

Yeah, that's right. And she receives them and goes goofy.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Right? Perfect.

[Greg]

How long have you and penny been married?

[Eric]

43 years.

[Greg]

43 years. 43 years. Damn. Are you guys still getting after it?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

What is.

[Eric]

Yeah, I'm 69 years old. My God.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

The apple don't fall far from the tree.

[Eric]

I don't know why. I was just humping the air, talking about my dad, my mom.

[Greg]

It's literally your father talking about 69.

[Eric]

69.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Eric]

With my mother, Penny.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

This is like Adam's origin story weekend. We're all learning where Adam was the

[Greg]

first kid ever to be conceived in a 69.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

It all makes sense now, doesn't it?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

It's complicated.

[Greg]

I don't know how I got pregnant. Dennis got it done, man.

[Eric]

So glad we're covering this. A divine sperm. The power. Where did you guys.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Oh.

[Eric]

When did you. How did you first meet? I know the story, but please enlighten us.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

At a bar.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Wow. A man of so many words. Thank you for elaborating.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That's all you need. That's not my 69.

[Eric]

That's how they used to do it. Now, the kids in these apps, what was your pickup line to sweet Penny D. Well, how's your baked beans? What?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, that's a good one. Because it's like, huh? And then you're talking you're talking. It's a conversation starter.

[Eric]

No, no, no, no.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Be real.

[Eric]

You're trying to be funny, and I

[Greg]

think he's being honest.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I just got.

[Greg]

I think your mom got hooked by your dad by saying, how's your baked beans?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I just got hard.

[Eric]

Well, I know my mom did call herself the bean queen for years.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And by the way, I need answers.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

They're good.

[Eric]

They're good baked beans. But she's like, I'm the bean queen. And then now we call her out on it, and you're like, yeah. You called yourself the bean queen. She's like, I never did that. You're like.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

You did for years.

[Eric]

Right, but. So what did you say? It was something about her hair, right? Oh, yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I told her she had the prettiest

[Eric]

hair I've ever seen.

[Greg]

Wow.

[Eric]

I like shagadelic. And. And you guys say that I'm a creep for when I see a female crossfitter at the gym and I tell her I want to look exactly like her.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

No, we don't.

[Eric]

And you guys. Now, you guys said that that was creepy. Well, when I did.

[Greg]

You're looking great, dude.

[Eric]

Thank you.

[Greg]

Yeah, great.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I want you in a sports bra right now, just so you can realize, I think you've achieved it. I think you're there.

[Eric]

Thank you, guys. Thank you. I'm a beefy female crossfit.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

If I could just see you in the gym, like, when they hold on to the, like, pole and then they just do this one.

[Eric]

Oh, wow.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

To, like, get the. Like, get the booty muscles.

[Eric]

Yours has actually been to the gym on this ship, which is.

[Greg]

Has anybody worked?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

There's nobody there. It's been empty, which has been fabulous.

[Eric]

Out of the 2,000 people on this ship, 11 people. Yeah, and good for you guys.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Everyone else is like, I got my workout in right here.

[Eric]

So.

[Greg]

Dennis, did you. Did you have the beans? Did you try them?

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Stop it.

[Eric]

What are you saying? This is, you know, that's a euphemism for my mother's beans.

[Greg]

Wait, what?

[Eric]

I tossed your bean. Okay.

[Greg]

All right, all right.

[Eric]

Time to go.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Jesus.

[Greg]

Time to go.

[Eric]

Thank you. Thanks, Dennis.

[Angela Yee]

Jesus.

[Eric]

Dennis Divine, everybody.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Christ.

[Eric]

My God.

[Greg]

You heard it here first.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, my God.

[Eric]

My God.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You guys wouldn't be here if he didn't toss her beans.

[Greg]

I love you, Dennis. I'm so stoked Dennis came on the cruise. That's our guy.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Teachers, questions.

[Greg]

That's our guy.

[Eric]

That shit's important.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Can we get some cues for those A's?

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Hook us up. We got some questions. I like this goblin. Just. Just in the back. Just like, casual.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

It's a wizard theme. And he's like, I. I'm gonna see your wizard. And.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Go full on orc.

[Greg]

On a cruise. Like, just weird just becomes casual.

[Eric]

Right? Like.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, the goblin walk the boat sinking. It's casual.

[Greg]

Okay.

[Eric]

All right. We got some hot, hot cues. And let's give you some sweet. Sweet a.

[Greg]

Let's do it hard.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Slippery A's.

[Eric]

Are your shits hard lumps. Sausage shape. Snake like fluffy or watery. Wow, guys. Thank you, guys.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Aren't you people want to know.

[Eric]

The people want to know about our shits.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Who watched poop cruise before they came on this?

[Eric]

The bummer was is we. We started to sell tickets the week poop cruise came out. That's when we announced the cruise. And I was like, oh, my God, 11 people are gonna show up. So thank you guys for showing up. The real. Yeah, the real go Hards. I were like, I don't care if it's covered in sludge.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

They kind of like it.

[Eric]

I'm partying with these guys.

[Greg]

There's still time to turn this into a poop cruise.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Greg]

There's still time.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Eric]

Yeah. God willing, the toilets overflow.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Eric]

I hope.

[Greg]

And we're knee deep into jacuzzi. Is just diarrhea.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, I've been pretty regular.

[Greg]

Okay.

[Eric]

That's incredible.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

No, no, sorry, I'm not done.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Regularly just spreadsheet in the toilet. It's been consistent.

[Eric]

That's right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And by that I mean, like, there's a consistency to it. That is water.

[Eric]

That is water. Yes. Yes.

[Greg]

I'm just weirdly, sand.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Greg]

It's like granule.

[Eric]

Yeah. It just. It spurts. It goes.

[Greg]

Yeah, yeah. It's bad. It's bad. I got to get off this boat.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Greg]

After I rage tonight.

[Eric]

The thing is, is I. I looked at all the activities today. We got a belly flop competition. We got the TII games that are going to happen today.

[Greg]

That's going to be a.

[Eric]

We're hosting a blackjack tournament.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I think, dude, I gotta learn blackjack tonight.

[Eric]

He's gonna have to learn how to count, which honestly,

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I don't. Why that should just be the belly flopping thing is. Are people going to that? Yeah, Maybe I'll go host that.

[Eric]

Yeah. All right, well, maybe. Maybe I do that too then.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

No, me, Me.

[Eric]

No, I'm gonna do that. But me, well, I'm great at belly flopping.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You are.

[Greg]

I think you should enter.

[Eric]

Yeah. I Might.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'm sure you're good at it. I'm great at it.

[Angela Yee]

Whoa.

[Eric]

Well, let's see.

[Greg]

Do we have a throw down?

[Eric]

Yeah. Well, the thing about me is I don't feel pain, dog.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That's okay.

[Greg]

I don't.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

It doesn't actually even hurt me because water is my friend.

[Eric]

Oh, that's true.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You ever seen the Abyss? No. Yeah, the water comes out at me and we do, like, slow kissing.

[Eric]

Oh, all right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Like what we almost did, but then you out.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Well, that mustache.

[Eric]

That mustache was foul, dude. I caught a whiff of your breakfast.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

I was like.

[Eric]

Was that French toast and eggs? That's foul.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah. Yeah. Ew. Okay. French toast and eggs.

[Greg]

Only the best breakfast ever.

[Eric]

I mean, yeah, but not on my homies. Lip, what is your dream movie role?

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Pick for each other.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I did it already. It was game over, man. I love you guys.

[Eric]

Love you guys.

[Greg]

Pick for each other. I would love to see Anders as, like, Jeffrey Dahmer.

[Chris]

I.

[Eric]

You. No, you. I mean, yes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

What am I eating all these people for if I'm not going to play

[Eric]

D would make such a good serial killer.

[Greg]

Oh, I want to.

[Eric]

In real life or a movie.

[Greg]

Yes. I feel like he's been studying for the role.

[Eric]

Yes.

[Greg]

He's made for it.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

My brother looks like Jeffrey Dmer.

[Greg]

He does.

[Eric]

He sure does.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He's here. He's around.

[Eric]

He sang Robin last night pretty poorly, but he gave it his all we can do, and that's all we could do.

[Greg]

What would we see at. Would we want to see Adam as?

[Eric]

Yeah, guys, what would you want to see me as?

[Greg]

I'm hearing Rudy, which would be pretty cool.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

A Rudy remake. That's cool. Yeah.

[Eric]

An underdog story. I can get behind that, but I just.

[Greg]

I just think I want to see you as, like, liveaction trolls. Like, yeah, right. No, with the, like, treasure troll.

[Eric]

You know, I. I understand what you're saying, but that's offensive. But yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And yet when he says it, we all kind of go, huh, huh.

[Eric]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

With a jewel in the belly button.

[Greg]

Yes. I think you'd be an awesome troll.

[Eric]

I remember one. One Halloween. Do you remember this one Halloween I went as a treasure troll and we had a big party at our house, and then I couldn't understand why at the end of the night I didn't get laid.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Because I was in a flesh colored bodysuit with a jewel attached to my belly button and my hair was spray painted red.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

But that's half the people here. And they'd be.

[Eric]

Yeah, I'm not really sure what's happening. Well, you know, 15 years later, I found my people. Thank you, guys.

[Greg]

You really have to consider your Halloween costume.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'm thinking for Blazer.

[Greg]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Liveactions Simpson movie. You're the bus driver.

[Greg]

Auto.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Oh, my God. I could see. I could see. We're redoing Stranger Things. But all the kid. It's season one. All the kids are that age. They're like 10. And you're just the 42 year old man that's kicking it with them, right?

[Greg]

What's up?

[Eric]

Yeah, it was just like, what's up? You're playing D and D. I just

[Greg]

keep saying you think that's strange?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Hey, look, it's Morris from the forest. And you just come out of the woods. You're like, hey, guys.

[Eric]

Oh, you think that's strange?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You guys want to. You guys want a little tear out of this porno magazine?

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

I have.

[Greg]

You think that's strange?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I mean, it takes place in the 80s. That's. That's how we had to consume.

[Greg]

Oh, yes. My first porno magazine I found behind a dumpster at elementary school, and it changed my.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Wait, you found it in the dumpster of an elementary school?

[Greg]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

So why is it there?

[Eric]

Why is it in the dumpster of the elementary school dog?

[Greg]

I don't know. All I know is like, the playground was a buzz. It was a buzz. Everybody started being like, hey, man, it

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

sounds like Marcy's Playground Sex and candy. It's a sexy candy joke.

[Chris]

There's.

[Greg]

There's a porno behind that.

[Eric]

I remember we found. We. We had one that we kept under a log in a creek by my middle school. So I understand what you're.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Hey. Shout out to everyone who grew up near a creek.

[Greg]

Hell yeah.

[Eric]

I think that's right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I just remember a little tear out of like an advertisement for robocock. Oh, and it was like a robot guy getting head.

[Greg]

Okay, I'm in.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I just remember the things that shape our lives. And the Pete and Pete episode with the ice cream man.

[Greg]

And actually, I want to recast you. I would like to see you as RoboCock. That would be sick.

[Bowen Yang]

Dude.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Come with. Make me come or there'll be trouble. That's kind of a plan.

[Eric]

What would you say is your most random, random hidden talent? I feel like all of our talents.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Bend over and I'll show you.

[Eric]

Okay. What I feel like all of our talents we've shown at this point, if we have any amount of talent, we've.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

We've rung out the Utters.

[Eric]

Yeah, we're letting it be known.

[Greg]

I think I surprise people with my yo yo skills.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay, what do you got? What do you got?

[Greg]

Oh, I can walk the dog. I could do the cradle.

[Eric]

I got that same.

[Greg]

I could sleep the hell out of that.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Around the world.

[Greg]

Oh, around the world.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

No, not sing the song. Can you do around the world?

[Greg]

I think I could if we had it.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, I think you've never done it. My kids got a yo yo from Santa and they were like, how do you do this? And I was like, check this out.

[Greg]

It's just mind blown.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And they were like, my dad's cool. I'm like, well, no, I love him. He knows yo yo.

[Eric]

Two years, he'll know the truth.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Bowen Yang]

I love that.

[Greg]

That's how you won them, though. On some yo yo tricks.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Eric]

I feel mine is hacky sacking. I feel like I'm a.

[Greg]

Okay.

[Eric]

A lot of people don't understand my hacky sacking skills, but I'm afraid that sandbag.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Anybody got one?

[Greg]

How is there not a hacky sack on the cruise?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That is kind of.

[Eric]

That's wild. I'm sure. I'm sure somebody's pointing up there. I'm sure we'll hack you.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Let's get a hack going.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Or throw an empty buzz ball up here. Throw one empty buzz ball. Did you guys have one empty buzz ball? Throw it up. Oh, yeah.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That was almost close.

[Eric]

That was close.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Throw it.

[Greg]

Yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Here we go.

[Greg]

Ready? Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay. Okay, that. Okay, that's enough. Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Greg]

What'd you do?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

We get it. Go ahead. Show him one skill. Oh, there we go.

[Eric]

Let's go. Yes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And you're not gonna up him.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yes.

[Eric]

Queen.

[Greg]

I didn't know I had it like that. How come I. How come I feel like this is exactly what happens on the 311 cruise?

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

There it is.

[Bowen Yang]

Three.

[Greg]

I'm sick.

[Eric]

Okay. Is. Is Blake really three inches? Andrew from Portland, three inches?

[Greg]

No, no.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That's way too big.

[Greg]

Next question.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Three. Is anyone? I love you guys.

[Greg]

That's a weird ass question. I feel like that was teeing me up to show my dick and I just can't get there until tonight.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, my.

[Greg]

We gotta save some something for the grand finale.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

The Norwegian jewels at full mass.

[Eric]

Oh, my God. Man, would we be friends if we didn't work together? And I think so, yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You look at Blake and say that.

[Eric]

I think we would be.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

We definitely would, Blake.

[Eric]

We would.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, we would for sure.

[Greg]

I'm just wondering how I would have Met Ders. Like, where do you think we would have met?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

At some store I was shopping at? That you were working at?

[Greg]

Yeah. All right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You know which. I'd be like, does this come in medium, sir?

[Greg]

I'm. I'm working at rei, and I sell you some, like, hiking boots or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I could see that.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay.

[Eric]

Yeah, I think I would have been friends with theirs. And I would have been friends.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Exactly.

[Eric]

Kind of how we all became friends. I was friends with Ders. I was friends with you, and then

[Greg]

you'd bring them into the fold.

[Eric]

Yeah, that's what I think.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I think if this. So, like, I don't think in adult life it's that easy to make friends. You kind of.

[Greg]

Let's talk about it, guys.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

But I think if we dialed it back and we were in high school school together, I think we would have been friends.

[Eric]

I think so too.

[Greg]

Okay.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And I think I would have been friends with Blake, but I don't know if you would have been in the.

[Eric]

Not publicly. I.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Well, let's just keep it real, okay? Blake was not out in high school. He's come out. He's come out now.

[Greg]

Like, my vibe was my seven bros. And what we did instead of socialized was play magic the gathering. That's just what we did.

[Chris]

Sure. Right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

But I. I had. I had friends in every group or whatever. I was very alone. No, I was, like. I was into a lot of things.

[Greg]

Right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

When you're a swimmer, you're an athlete, but you're not.

[Eric]

That's right. That is correct.

[Greg]

Because it's not a sport.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Exactly.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Eric]

When you're in, like, the comedy show,

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

you're an actor, but you're not a theater kid. Right. And when you're stupid, but you smoke weed with smart kids, you're. You're your own island.

[Eric]

That's right. That makes perfect sense. And I follow that 100%. Gotcha. Afro fetus. Yeah, Blake was a real Afro fetus.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah. I was. I was very underdeveloped in high school as well.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah. Do you think that guys who. Get. This is a question I thought about in the shower this morning. Do you think teenage boys.

[Eric]

Yes.

[Greg]

I can't talk about that.

[Eric]

Do you think he can't legally. He's in the file.

[Blake Anderson]

I can.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I can only speak to guys, and maybe women help me out here. But, like, guys who get pubes and

[Eric]

armpit hair early, how nice would that have been?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Do you think that gives them, like, an extra strut in, like, eighth grade when they're like, let's take the shirts off. Shirts for skins. I'm skins. They rip it off, show the pit hair, and it's the equivalent for women.

[Eric]

You get your damn.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Get your titties early. You walk a little bit more confident. Well, I'm sorry you wore a sweater because you didn't have. Or you had too much. They were huge.

[Eric]

Don't be embarrassed.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Trust me. Embarrassed of your.

[Greg]

That's cool. You developed early.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Thank you. Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

And come on.

[Bowen Yang]

Come on up.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And just to let everyone know,

[Eric]

Dudes

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

who get the pit hair and then maybe everyone catches up to them. Do you think they go through a thing where, like, I'm not unique anymore? I'm not the guy with the pit hair?

[Eric]

Absolutely. I think I really lucked out because I developed a little bit later, but then I also was hit by the cement truck. So I had that X factor going for me. Or I was like. Like, hey. I'm like. And my legs are fully extended because I couldn't bend them. I'm like, I'm sorry. I can't grow facial hair or armpit hair, but my legs don't work right.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Your boobs are huge.

[Eric]

Suddenly, you know the coolest dude in school.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Everyone who was in a wheelchair in my high school got ridden on by, like, people they did not know.

[Greg]

Oh, okay.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You'd just be cruising, and you'd have someone on your back, and you'd be like, I don't know them.

[Greg]

Written on. I thought you said written.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

No, no, no.

[Eric]

Like, they would just jump on the

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

back and get a free ride.

[Greg]

Yeah. You gotta give rides for days.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

But no, they're not giving it. They're taking rides on you.

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And you're just like, all right, all right. You get on the elevator.

[Eric]

That didn't happen for me. It was a lot of me getting out of class early.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

To go to the next class.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, your passing period was long.

[Eric]

Oh, dude, I. It got to be, like, 20 minutes long. I'm like, I need 10 minutes to get over there. And then it was a lot of vandal on our way to the next class.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Okay.

[Greg]

All right.

[Eric]

Vandalism rocked. So this is an important question. Who has the most on the boat so far? What's going on with this, you guys?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Next one, like, out of us or just in general? Yeah, I believe somebody put a hand up. If you think you've an extraordinarily amount of. That guy.

[Chris]

This guy.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

This. Oh, wait, hang on. This is a couple. The woman pulls his hand up for him. God, my husband. Shits. Constantly. It's a problem.

[Greg]

The whole boat has just been him in the bathroom.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He brought this wizard hat to poop in. I assume you sound like that. Am I close?

[Chris]

No.

[Eric]

This person asks, would you consider cereal to be a soup?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Stop it.

[Greg]

Cereal to be a.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Is this the new, like, hot dog sandwich? Die hard Christmas movie question.

[Greg]

What's the cold soup?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Gaspacho.

[Greg]

Gazpacho. Yeah, I consider it a. In the gazpacho family.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Gazpachio.

[Greg]

Gar. Spaccio. I could. I consider it.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Cereal is not a soup.

[Eric]

No.

[Greg]

Okay. No, it's not a soup. We decided here.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Does soup need a bra? What is soup, though? Oh, does it need a broth?

[Greg]

It needs a broth. That's what.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And milk's not a broth.

[Greg]

It's kind of like, with, like, salad.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

How.

[Greg]

But that's what throws me is because, like, potato salad, pasta salad.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay, well, now that we're getting into

[Eric]

it, maybe it's a soup, right? Now that we're talking about it, it could be a soup.

[Greg]

Like, salad is either, like, something really healthy and, like, leafy, or it's covered in mayo. So, like, what is the distinction?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That is crazy.

[Eric]

Wow, dude.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Let's all just think about that a minute.

[Blake Anderson]

Mind blowing.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

This question has who has the biggest

[Eric]

biceps and can you show us? And we. We measured2 podcast two or three podcasts ago. And Dur and I are both pumping out a solid 14 and a half. 14 and a half inches right here. And Blake is decidedly smaller, one inch tinier than me. And was it just one? It was one. Yeah. I thought it was coming for us.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'm still gonna send it.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Fair enough.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Haven't seen you the gym.

[Eric]

Blake's a beefy, beefy little boy. Thank you, Afro fetus.

[Blake Anderson]

No more.

[Eric]

No more.

[Greg]

I grew up.

[Eric]

This is the glow.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I feel like that's what you said to, like, you ran into an old teacher at a bar, and she's like, well, well, if it is an Afro fetus. And you're like, I grew up. She's like, are you still stupid? Like, you were? And you're like, yes. Still.

[Greg]

Still haven't read Weathering Heights. Weathering Heights. Well, what is worthy?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Wuthering, Wintering, Withering?

[Greg]

No, it's a with the U.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

It's not with the I. Oh, so now y' all are readers.

[Greg]

It's Wuthering Heights.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Look at all these.

[Eric]

It's Wuthering Heights.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Honestly, I think it's Wuthering.

[Eric]

What the kind of word is that worthing?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

It's not worthing. It's Wuthering.

[Eric]

No, that's what old men give you. They have a pockets full of wers.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Right, Right.

[Eric]

And they hand them to you and they're delicious butterscotch treats.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

So we can assume that the movie's about like when you get that Werther from somebody, you're at.

[Eric]

You're like, you're pey.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Eric]

The whole movie is just like an old man slipping sexy ass Jacob Elordi and sexy ass Margot Robbie.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Some sweet butterscotch treats.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

It's like Liam Neeson is like a Taken dude, but he also like kills people with Werther's.

[Eric]

Oh, I love it. And that's what I feel. Movies, we got away from that for a while. We got away from that. That just having really, really sexy, hot people as the stars of movies.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Eric]

Because by the way, it doesn't get sexier than Jacob Elordi and Margot Robbie.

[Greg]

Absolutely.

[Eric]

Just have them star in the movies.

[Greg]

They're hot as hell.

[Eric]

We don't need to be in any movies.

[Greg]

We get it.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

They exist.

[Eric]

These people exist in the world and they need to be on the screen.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

They gotta be up there worthering.

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[Eric]

So Elizabeth would like to know who's the hardest to get out of bed.

[Greg]

Oh, Adam.

[Eric]

Oh, yeah, that's me for sure. Without a doubt.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'm a sleepy legit. Three or four times on the road over the years where you're like, adam's not responding. Do we send security into his room?

[Eric]

Yesterday I slept. And this is not a joke. For 15 hours.

[Greg]

Okay?

[Eric]

So, yeah, I'm a little California sun bear hibernating. Okay. Kevin wants to know, do wizards poo? What the. Dude, what the is going on? And no, they don't.

[Greg]

I mean, we got a couple wizards in the building. Do you poo?

[Angela Yee]

Wait.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, interesting. Interesting. You guys must be from different realms.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Eric]

I guess the portal opened up to a different realm.

[Greg]

Hell yeah, brother.

[Eric]

A different realm. What was the most memorable moment on the workaholic set? Would you guys say?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Oh, most memorable when Jet Set died.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Greg]

Rip. Hey, Rip.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Jet.

[Eric]

Jet Set.

[Greg]

Rip. Waymond. We love them, dude. I know. They be on this ship with us. They kind of are.

[Eric]

And in our hearts, we love a Jet Set. We love a Wayman.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And on a serious note, we were. We were younger guys, and then somebody we worked with who was older and brought a specific sauce. We all remember this dude. He was amazing to the show. And then he was gone. Grew up a little bit that day. Yeah.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Well, you did kick him in the chest that day.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah. And that's why I was like, maybe I don't do that anymore. And we live and we learn.

[Eric]

Yeah, it was. It was for us. Stunt. But he did die later that afternoon, and we don't think it's Sturz's fault. We definitely don't.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Or are we joking about this live on Netflix?

[Eric]

Rip. Jet Set.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

We're not.

[Eric]

We loved him. And Wayman. Poor, poor Wayman.

[Greg]

Dude, Waymond rocked Wayman.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Big shout out. Rest in peace.

[Chris]

And that's why.

[Eric]

That's why I will absolutely never forgive Paramount.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Plus, this is true.

[Eric]

For not letting us make the movie when everyone was alive.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah. Who's next? Blake tonight.

[Blake Anderson]

We don't know.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

We don't know. Probably Blake tonight.

[Blake Anderson]

Tonight.

[Eric]

Maybe Ako or aoa. They might fall off the ship.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

They're even still alive.

[Greg]

I think I see Ako there is standing there.

[Eric]

He Is they're both out there, AO and Atib. But the blackouts are very, very good friends. The ship, not six man. Who's putting on the. The production. Not us. But the captain of the ship came and talked to Isaac about Ako and Atiba. He's like, these boys are out of control. I'm afraid they're going to fall off the ship.

[Greg]

They're bringing it. They're bringing it.

[Eric]

They're bringing. And they're going to bring it tonight again, right? Yeah. You're going to bring it this afternoon.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Good luck. And good luck to you, gentlemen.

[Eric]

Good luck. Godspeed. I'd say the most memorable. Well, we did find a couple dead bodies, which is kind of wild.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

That is true.

[Eric]

Yeah, that is true.

[Chris]

We were. We were.

[Eric]

I remember we were shooting one scene and we were on the side of the road and we were shooting. When you shoot a show, you're there for like 12 hours.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I know, dude.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Okay.

[Eric]

I'm telling them.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Eric]

You know, I'm explaining.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I know, though.

[Eric]

And okay, I'm explaining and you're there.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Blake doesn't know. Okay.

[Eric]

Yeah, you're there for 12 hours.

[Greg]

Oh, were we? Yeah.

[Eric]

And the whole time we were going, my God, dude, did someone step in?

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

And we're all checking our. Our shoes dark. We're asking the crew guys. We're like, hey, you stepped in, didn't you? We did rotten. We did not step in. And then as we were packing up and leaving for the day, one of the transpo guys comes and he's like, hey, Turns out it wasn't. And I'm like, oh, what was it? He's like, it was a dead body. Okie dokie. Which was 10ft away from us on the side of this cliff. And there's just a dead body decomposing.

[Greg]

It happens.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, it happens.

[Greg]

It happens.

[Eric]

It happens. Hey, when you're in Southern California, you might find a dead body.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I wish there were, like, buzzards. We're like, damn, these birds are ruining sound.

[Eric]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I get it.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah. Moving on.

[Eric]

Hey, Samantha wants to know, have any of you lost any teeth as adults and how. I was flossing the other day.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Eric]

And a tooth just came loose. Is that normal?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

No.

[Eric]

What does that mean exactly? And should I be worried? Okay.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Is it.

[Greg]

I feel like humans need.

[Eric]

Yes, I should be worried.

[Greg]

I think humans need to avoid. Evolve to lose their teeth one more time. I think we need one more cycle. Yeah, Right. And people are nodding in agreeance. I thank you.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Agreement.

[Greg]

You should lose Your teeth as a baby, you should have a few. And then when you're 30, you get, you get another set and keep going

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

on this because how come. Why do you need to lose? Why do you want to go through that? Can you imagine being in like your 20s or 30s and you're dating and you go up on the date and you're like, I just lost my front tooth. Second one. We're all doing like, everyone's just gnarly, like, yeah. You have kids this age who are losing their teeth. They all look insane.

[Greg]

It's kind of.

[Eric]

You want to do that.

[Greg]

I mean, there's like hockey players. They pull it off.

[Chris]

They look.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I know, but we all look at that and go, God, they're so tough.

[Greg]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

This is just. We're losing them.

[Greg]

That's true.

[Eric]

Do you think that's how the guy when he rode heated rivalry, he saw a guy without teeth and he's like, I, I.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He got dome.

[Eric]

I've got to see these.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He was getting dome from some guy with just gumming them. And he was like, that was unbelievable.

[Eric]

What's your deal?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

He's like, I play hockey. He goes,

[Eric]

tell me, I'm going to come. The answer is no. But I do, dude, I think if my teeth start to go, if I get rotten teeth, like some of my family members have rotten teeth.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

I'm going to get full on veneers. Oh, I'm some big pearly wives.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Join the party.

[Greg]

Let's do it.

[Eric]

We're like, I can no longer be an actor. I have to be a weatherman.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah.

[Eric]

Where they're like, you can't. You have to talk about the weather now. You can't be in movies anymore.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

So you want to have the body of a CrossFit woman and a weatherman.

[Eric]

That's exactly right.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

You're getting ratings.

[Greg]

Hey, I know you're going to get cast in Trolls is what's going to happen.

[Eric]

Please don't stop the music.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Okay, that's life.

[Greg]

We'll do it.

[Eric]

Life. Blake, what is your favorite beer? Oh, I mean.

[Greg]

Takate.

[Eric]

Takate. Solid. Please don't stop the music.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

All right.

[Greg]

I love Takate. I love the vibe of Takate.

[Eric]

And what is the vibe of a Takate?

[Greg]

I just like, I think of. I think of Mexico. I think the boxing is just like the can's cool as Takate is the.

[Eric]

Yeah, I, I like a Modelo because they talk about the fighting spirit a lot. They talk about the fighting spirit. And I'm like, man, I'm so Tough when I drink this beer.

[Greg]

I like that.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah. Ever been in a fight?

[Eric]

No.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Greg]

Do you want to fight?

[Eric]

I've been beaten up a few handful of times.

[Greg]

Okay.

[Eric]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Never lost a tooth. Just Coors Light. It's like a water.

[Eric]

Yeah. You know, it's like a hydration, like a water beer. I thought, you know what I like a Michelob Ultra.

[Greg]

Oh, yeah, that really.

[Eric]

That really goes down. Sounds smooth.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

How did you guys. I did not like this. Surviving the IPA decade where it was like garbage. You're just eating like a piece of bread out of a bottle.

[Greg]

Yep.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And I'm like, can't we just get like a water beer, like a Corona or a Coors Light?

[Greg]

Yeah, the darker beers. But I feel like Guinness is coming back right now because the split the G thing, which is kind of.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'll split your gmo.

[Greg]

What the hell?

[Eric]

You know what I mean, Vern. So Nikki from Texas, it's her 19th anniversary. Keep it going for Nikki from Texas. There she is.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

What kind of anniversary?

[Eric]

I don't. There's no way to tell. What kind of anniversary? Wedding anniversary. Oh, wedding. Congratulations. Oh, my God. That's incredible.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah.

[Eric]

Friendship.

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

What?

[Eric]

Who is your dream co stars? Greg from Phoenix one to know this?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Jamie Fox.

[Eric]

Yep. Jamie Fox.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Got to happen.

[Greg]

Kurt Russell. I said it, dude. Kurt Russell's my guy.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Been there, done that.

[Eric]

And I'll say Anders Holm and Blake Anderson. Oh, my God, I love you guys.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Kiss my mustache.

[Greg]

Kiss his mustache.

[Eric]

No, I'm good. I'm okay. It's science. I'm okay. Are there any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams so far? Huh?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Don't sue me if I hit you in the face with the buzz ball.

[Greg]

Yes.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

And take catching lessons. That's all. Please.

[Greg]

I just want to kind of double down on what I've been saying. You people have been so cool on this. You people. This cruise has been unreal. Like, going into this, it's like, what's it gonna be like? Who the knows but you people make this cruise rad as he's crying.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Appreciate you.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake's.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Blake's crying.

[Greg]

Appreciate you.

[Eric]

Honestly, I would like to also double down on what Blake's saying.

[Angela Yee]

Let's go.

[Eric]

Thank you guys so much for coming out. You guys have been phenomenal. Thank you to the six man crew who put this all together. They know how to. How to do this damn thing because we would be lost.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

Yeah, I'm going to triple down. I'm going to triple down.

[Eric]

You know what?

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

I'm going to do. I'm going to thank you guys and six man crew. Do what you do. We on the Norwegian Jew?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

If we were on anything besides Norwegian cruise lines, I don't think I would have signed up.

[Greg]

There we go. Real Norway Carnival. Dude Carnival. Hey. And that was another episode.

[Host (possibly Adam or Ders)]

This is important.

[Greg]

Hell yeah.

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[Ders (Anders Holm)]

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[Chris]

Hey, come on, man. You know I was just having some fun with you, dude. I love a good simple meal snack as much as you do, but I

[Eric]

let it go because that's what a

[Ders (Anders Holm)]

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