Ep 293: Are We Manosphere???

Summary

This Is Important - Ep 293: Are We Manosphere???

Release Date: April 7, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Dur), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

Episode Overview

In this episode, the guys—Adam, Anders (Dur), Blake, and Kyle—grapple with a satirical self-examination: are they part of the “manosphere”? The hosts jump between playful banter and more grounded discussions about modern masculinity, social trends, social media cultures, and generational shifts. Enhanced by their signature irreverence (and substantial tangents about weed, OnlyFans, cheese zombies, and a breakdown of the national anthem), the conversation explores what it means to be a "manosphere" participant, adjacent, or simply a confused dude in 2026.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Opening Banter & Kumbaya Dads

[02:55–05:40]

• The episode kicks off with the group riffing on the word “Kumbaya,” which morphs into jokes about 90s disc jockeys and Blake’s laconic dad.
  • [Blake, 05:09]: “That sucks. I’m like, yeah, dude.” (in response to his dad’s reaction to bad health news)
• They reflect on manhood and “dad” responses to crisis, poking fun at tough-love attitudes.
  • [Dur, 05:14]: “But that’s what you want. That’s a man response.”

2. Medical Updates & Weed Dosage Dilemmas

[05:45–09:29]

• Blake recounts his dad’s recent lung transplant and the family’s adjustment—including what to do about dad’s weed habit post-surgery.
• Debate over edible dosages ensues, prompting a Millennial-vs-Boomer stoner dialogue.
  • [Blake, 08:53]: “You’re going to do 40 milligrams every day?”
  • [Dur, 10:13]: “If you’re doing over 50 every day of your…what you want to call life—your existence—we’re calling in an existence.”

3. National Anthem, Patriotism, & Culture Wars

[12:22–16:44]

• Blake tells a story about getting too high before a show and leading an audience in the U.S. national anthem as a coping strategy.
  • [Blake, 13:45]: “I just started to sing the national anthem. And the whole crowd sang the national anthem with me.”
• The group discusses shifting perceptions of the American flag and patriotism in contemporary America, with a comedic edge about flags, NRA stickers, and “pro-cop” signaling.
  • [Blake, 15:00]: “It’s a 9 by 13 American flag. I love American flags and America.”
  • [Dur, 15:24]: “Just so people don’t, like, roll up to the crib. I’m like, I’ll shoot you.”

4. Police and Culture Polarization

[16:14–19:02]

• The “pro-cop” vs. “anti-cop” social dynamic is lampooned, with Blake questioning why loving the police is now performative.
  • [Blake, 16:51]: “Why did suddenly it become cool to be super pro cops? … It’s like the blue lines matter and all that.”
• They joke about getting pulled over and (barely) talking out of tickets.
  • [Blake, 18:12]: “Literally, no. No. I said, I have no good reason. I am sorry. I shouldn’t be speeding like this. This is my neighborhood.”

5. Pun-Off: Alien TV and Self-Referential Tangents

[19:04–20:18]

• The crew riff on puns related to alien TV shows ("give that show some space") and other pop culture wordplay.
  • [Dur, 19:36]: “Adam, come on. Just give that show some space. Look, I understand if it’s not in your orbit.”

6. Cheese Zombies: Local Cuisine & Childhood Eats

[21:00–23:08]

• Adam introduces “cheese zombies,” a local Concord, CA, cafeteria delicacy. The gang focuses intently on the food scene, bread-to-cheese ratios, and Adam’s nostalgia.
  • [Adam, 22:22]: “This is a Patty’s Original Cheese Zombie. So shout out Concord, California.”
  • [Blake, 22:26]: “That looks pretty good.”
• Light-hearted ridicule about Adam’s remote podcasting setup.

7. Diet Sodas, Soda Addiction, and Social Media Trends

[28:04–30:28]

• Coke Zero, Diet Coke, and a “soda addict” influencer become topics. They debate palates and the weirdness of online soda culture.
  • [Dur, 29:02]: “If you’re listening to this, stop drinking Coke every day, you’re going to die. You’re going to die. It’s too good.”

8. OnlyFans, Bonnie Blue, and the Economics of Sex Work

[31:09–36:17]

• Discussion about viral OnlyFans creators, especially “Bonnie Blue” (a performer who reportedly slept with 1,057 men in 12 hours and makes massive amounts of money monthly). They compare adult content creation to get-rich-quick influencer culture.
  • [Blake, 35:04]: “She claims to earn up to 750,000 to 800,000 a month, with some reports suggesting up to $2 million a month.”
• Light judgment: “The juice has to be worth the squeeze, right? Like, literally.” (Blake, 32:10)

9. Sales Bro Influencer Houses & The “Manosphere”

[36:17–38:53]

• Blake mentions “sales bro” influencer houses, lampooning youthful hustle culture and comparing their value to OnlyFans economics.
  • [Adam, 37:21]: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.”
• The hosts reflect on whether they are in the manosphere, with Blake claiming they’re just “on the peripheral.”
  • [Blake, 38:05]: “I don’t think so. I think we are just on the…we’re just on the peripheral. Peripheral.”

10. Defining the Manosphere & Modern Masculinity

[38:22–44:03]

• The group attempts to define the manosphere and its denizens (Andrew Tate, "clavicular," etc.), discussing the dangers of self-absorbed, charisma-free influencers.
  • [Adam, 38:53]: “The manosphere…are dudes who are drinking, like, guy poison.”
• They reference “clavicular,” a figure known for “looksmaxxing”—severe attempts at self-improvement for superficial social clout, even smashing faces with hammers.
  • [Blake, 42:24]: “He literally smashes his face with a hammer and then the bones, they grow back sharper so he looks hotter and it, like, literally works, bro.”

11. Entourage, Chauvinism, and Pop Culture Reflections

[43:12–44:57]

• The “manosphere” is measured against past pop culture like Entourage, with the hosts insisting their own comedy was always loser-centric and never hyper-masculine.
  • [Blake, 43:57]: “And our characters really were sort of losers. But lovable.”

12. Social Media Depth, Philosopher Kings, and Youth Culture

[47:08–52:06]

• A broader critique of shallow social media, the loss of societal depth, and influencers-as-philosophers (for better or worse).
  • [Dur, 47:34]: “Now we’re just zeroing in on these people who have no depth. And people who have no depth are following these people with no depth and now becomes the majority of people.”
• Questioning who today’s manosphere influencers emulate, they conclude most just amplify animal instincts: “provide and be hot.”

13. Is “Looksmaxxing” New? (Spoiler: It’s Not)

[44:54–45:59]

• The hosts kid about deep evolutionary drives but agree the new looksmaxxing movement is nothing more than “people trying to look their best.”
  • [Dur, 44:57]: “We're old and we're acting like this is new. You're talking about just people trying to look their best.”

14. Are We the Manosphere? Watch Guy Accusation

[62:03-64:16]

• Blake floats the question: Which of them is most “in the manosphere”?
  • [Adam, 63:02]: “I think it’s you.”
  • Blake is accused of being a “watch guy,” and the group debates whether collecting watches, shoes, or other status items makes you manosphere-adjacent.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Adam on excessive weed edibles:
  “If you’re doing over 50 every day of your…what you want to call life—your existence—we’re calling in an existence.” ([10:13])

• On “blue lives matter” and performance:
  “I guess I. And then I said, blue lives matter. And he’s like, what? And I go, I don’t know. I thought you would like for me to say that.” (Blake, [18:34])

• On Clavicular “looksmaxxing”:
  “He literally smashes his face with a hammer and then the bones, they grow back sharper so he looks hotter...” (Blake, [42:24])

• On influencer culture and depth:
  “People who have no depth are following these people with no depth and now becomes the majority of people.” (Dur, [47:34])

• On watch collecting and manosphere status:
  “Watch guys are manosphere. I don’t think that that’s a thousand percent.” (Dur to Blake, [63:02])

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Fun & Memorable

• The ongoing “Kumbaya” drop and jokes about Blake’s quiet, stoic dad ([03:30–05:08])
• The cheese zombie taste test and debate about moist bread ([22:22–23:39])
• Breakdowns of viral OnlyFans creators and outrageously high alleged earnings ([31:09–36:17])
• An earnest, if silly, analysis of the U.S. national anthem and the meaning of “O’er” ([54:07–56:18])
• Playful potshots about “manosphere” status, including Adam’s hesitance to be labeled and the group’s vague desire to opt out

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------|------------------| | Opening riff & Kumbaya dads | 02:55–05:40 | | Blake’s dad’s transplant & weed | 05:45–09:29 | | National anthem story | 12:22–16:44 | | Police & pro-cop signaling | 16:14–19:02 | | Cheese zombies & nostalgia | 21:00–23:08 | | Soda addiction social media guy | 28:04–30:28 | | OnlyFans & Bonnie Blue | 31:09–36:17 | | Sales bros & manosphere intros | 36:17–38:53 | | Defining manosphere & "looksmaxxing" | 38:22–44:03 | | Watch guy accusations | 62:03–64:16 |

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Conclusions & Takeaways

• The group ultimately rejects the idea that they're part of the true manosphere, placing themselves on the periphery—if at all. Their brand of masculinity is self-aware, flawed, and comedic, contrasting with hyper-serious influencer masculinity.
• New trends in male influencer culture—like “looksmaxxing”—both fascinate and bewilder these aging Millennials.
• The rise of shallow, clickable internet culture continues to outpace older sensibilities, leaving the gang half-amused and half-exasperated.
• Blake might be the “most manosphere” (by watch-guy logic), and the group is hilariously unable to decide if that matters.

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“[The manosphere]…are dudes who are drinking, like, guy poison.”
— Adam Devine, [38:53]

“Watch guys are manosphere.”
— Dur, [63:02]

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Bottom Line

A classic “This Is Important” blend of observational comedy, pop culture self-roasting, and serious-ish modern social analysis. If you want a crash course in what baffles, amuses, and occasionally alarms four comedic men approaching middle age in 2026, this is your episode.

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End of Summary

Transcript

[Adam]

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[Dur]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

When did it get cool to suddenly love Cops?

[Adam]

And I like to pivot from manosphere to break the national anthem.

[Dur]

I like Chief in the kind. Let's go.

[Adam]

Ow.

[Blake]

I'm feeling good. That shit's important. Kumbaya.

[Adam]

Everybody's coming.

[Blake]

Kumbaya. Dude, what is Kumbaya? My dad.

[Dur]

What?

[Blake]

What is Kumbaya? Kumbaya.

[Dur]

It's got to be.

[Adam]

Yeah. Was him on it? Was him on the cruise?

[Blake]

Kumbay.

[Dur]

Yeah, I remember that. I think I. I flagged that.

[Adam]

That's my new favorite, actually saying.

[Blake]

Kumbaya.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's my new favorite drop, I think.

[Blake]

Oh, hit me with that again. Kumbaya.

[Adam]

Kumbaya.

[Blake]

Why does he sound like. Like a. Like a 90. No, in the 90s disc jockey. Like Kumbaya. Let's see those titties. Kumbaya.

[Dur]

Should he have a podcast? Are we missing out on a podcast? That could be. Maybe. I think Joe Rogan. Hear your dad here.

[Blake]

Kumbaya. Yeah, I bet Joe Rogan would invite my dad on before he'd invite me on. Absolutely.

[Dur]

That goes without saying. Dude, no, no, Shade.

[Blake]

There's no shit.

[Adam]

That would be huge.

[Dur]

But I'm saying having his own podcast, that would be where he's interviewing politicians and people about aliens.

[Blake]

But my dad is a man of few words. I mean, you know my dad.

[Dur]

That's the best part. At the end of somebody talking for 20 minutes, he just goes, kumba. That's pretty up.

[Adam]

So.

[Dur]

Brought to you by hims.

[Blake]

I know. I. I remember when I was telling him about you guys. I mean, you guys remember when they told me that I had stiff person syndrome and that I might be dying and I was probably going to. I wouldn't shut up about it. And I was going to. My body was going to get so tight that my heart would stop beating and I would die in excruciating pain. And they told me that. And I'm. And I'm telling my father that and his Words of incur. I gu. Not encouragement, but, like, solace was.

[Adam]

Jesus.

[Blake]

That sucks. I'm like, yeah, dude.

[Adam]

Hey, man, that sums it up.

[Dur]

But that's what you want. That's a man response.

[Adam]

That sums it up. Yeah, man. He's right, huh?

[Dur]

Sucks to be you.

[Adam]

That sucks.

[Blake]

Yeah. Honestly, that sucks, cuz.

[Dur]

It's not a pity party. I love that. It's like. All right, we still going to Sizzler?

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You want to. Are you going to pick yourself up by your bootstraps or what?

[Dur]

Jesus, now we're talking.

[Blake]

I hope Mom's making goulash for dinner.

[Dur]

What is goulash?

[Adam]

Well, you know what they say, grass is always greener.

[Blake]

Dude, the amount of food that only your parents make that I've been eating the last two months because my parents are now living here. My dad got a new lung. I don't know if you talked about this on the podcast.

[Adam]

Yes, we touched upon it. That was very Kumbaya.

[Blake]

Very Kumbaya. So he's a brand new freshie. He's got a fresh baby.

[Adam]

How's it holding up? How's it holding up?

[Blake]

So so far. So is he.

[Adam]

Is he going around the house, like, belting out songs and shit?

[Blake]

No, he is not.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Dur]

Yeah, he's doing the Ace Ventura sliding door shit like

[Adam]

the hills are alive.

[Blake]

And he's doing a lot of. A lot of laps. But he. He's finally going to come down south and be at the beach.

[Adam]

I'm going to go.

[Blake]

Pretty exciting. Pretty exciting news.

[Adam]

That's great stuff, dude.

[Dur]

Yeah, good, good. Great. And he was up north in the Hollywood Los Angeles, in proximity of the hospital.

[Blake]

Of the hospital.

[Dur]

Rejected his body.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And by the way, he still has to go every week for the next three months or so. It goes down due once a month. It's pretty well.

[Adam]

And what's the deal? What? Will he ever smoke weed again?

[Blake]

No, dude, that's the thing. That's what?

[Adam]

Not Kumbaya worth it.

[Blake]

And they go. He goes, well, can I eat it?

[Dur]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake]

And they go, work around. And we. We all were like, yeah, I'm sure he can eat it. And they said, no, you can't, because.

[Adam]

What?

[Blake]

Yes. Which threw him for a loop, but only because they're, like testing everything in his body so every week, so anything could, like, throw it off. And then they would have to change medications that maybe they shouldn't change.

[Dur]

This sounds like the same thing that you had to go through where it's like, we don't need to be fighting Other poisons. We need to see what's going on with the body.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Dur]

Somebody help.

[Blake]

Exactly. So then they. So then what they're going to do, he. They said, what we can do in about two months is you would have to do it every day at the same time and take the exact same dose. Oh. And he goes, oh, I can do that. So he's just going to be high as a kite. I've got.

[Adam]

I got the time.

[Dur]

Mission accepted.

[Adam]

420.

[Blake]

Baby sit here.

[Adam]

420 every day. It's coming up.

[Blake]

It's coming up next week.

[Dur]

I love the idea of like an alarm going off every day at 4:20 and him just being like, it's time,

[Blake]

it's time, it's time. And then I go, well, what amount are you taking? Because I. I do edibles at night. You know, I. I drink my cans, my C. N.N.

[Dur]

hey, bad boy.

[Adam]

The podcast that a boy.

[Blake]

And I. I'll do maybe 5, 10 milligrams, you know, feeling good.

[Adam]

And I'm feeling good.

[Blake]

And my dad goes, jesus Christ. I go, whoa, what? And goes, I wouldn't feel. You're not just trying to get up? And he goes, I am. And I go, okay, dad, this is a dose that you have to pick that you're gonna be on every day because you can't go higher or lower because it has to be the same.

[Adam]

Ah, that's a tough call.

[Blake]

And he goes, 44. You're gonna do 40 milligrams every day.

[Dur]

40 is a lot. 40s a lot.

[Blake]

That's exactly. And he goes, nope, 40. And I'm like, ah, maybe. Maybe let's just do 10.

[Dur]

And he's done 40 before with any sort of consistency.

[Adam]

Is that. Is that his reg?

[Blake]

I. No. He doesn't even like edibles. He likes smoking weed.

[Dur]

Right. I like chief in the kind, but

[Blake]

he's done five before. And he's like, this sucks.

[Adam]

I can't feel.

[Blake]

So now he's. He's gonna do 40.

[Dur]

So we'll get down off the roof, dad, and let's just talk about it.

[Adam]

Would you rather not feel it or be really up everybody every day?

[Dur]

Yeah, you're right.

[Blake]

That's the question.

[Dur]

What's the question?

[Adam]

Like, do you want a low dose or do you want a high dose?

[Dur]

Oh, like, underdo it.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think you want a high dog.

[Blake]

Because it has to be the same.

[Adam]

It has.

[Blake]

It has to be the same.

[Adam]

It's really cool if, like, right out the gate the first day he does 40, he's like, butt naked, running through the street, and you're like, we sealed the fate, bro. He has to do this again. I realized we had to call police, but it's happening again, Everybody.

[Dur]

This is 40.

[Blake]

And what's so funny about us talking about this is. Is there's going to be fans that are going to crawl into Blake's DMS that are going to be like, 40 you. I do 100 or whatever. Insane number.

[Dur]

No.

[Blake]

Yeah, that's an insane number.

[Dur]

Listen, if you're doing over 50 every day of your. What you want to call life, your

[Adam]

existence, we're calling in an existence.

[Dur]

I feel like shit's not going great.

[Adam]

What are you. What are you escaping?

[Dur]

Your band better be good.

[Blake]

You're absolute. I. And the way I tried to explain it to my dad, I'm like, dad, that's like, don't you just want to. Let's say it's like a beer. So you do 10. That's like the. I. I would say under 5 milligrams is like one beer. So 10 is, like two beers. 15, maybe. That's three or four beers, right?

[Adam]

Okay, now we're cooking. Now I'm feeling good. Now I'm feeling good.

[Blake]

So you want to do 40?

[Adam]

40? You, like, drink a 40?

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

No more than a 30. If we're doing the math here.

[Blake]

Yeah, there'd be, like, eight to 10 beers that he's drinking every night. I'm like, you're a alcoholic.

[Adam]

How many be beers are in a 40?

[Dur]

Well, 40 is 40 ounces, and a beer is 12.

[Blake]

40 ounces and a beer is.

[Adam]

And I'm doing quick math.

[Dur]

And so it's not even four.

[Adam]

Oh. Because a beer has, what, 12 fluid ounces?

[Dur]

And if you're just tuning in, Netflix just said, we're done here. Yeah, they said, if these guys are real party animals, they better know their fluid ounces.

[Blake]

This thing sucks.

[Adam]

Okay, well, I like that. I feel like if you're doing, like, 40. What are we calling milligrams of weed edibles?

[Dur]

Oh, he doesn't even know milligrams. Every fan just went, like, a single tear just went down. So many faces.

[Blake]

Oh, the bitch.

[Dur]

Is it us who said Native American tear?

[Adam]

Yes, absolutely. Real tears.

[Blake]

We've said that.

[Dur]

That's what just happened.

[Adam]

Real tears. Like, Native American tears. You're like, at that point, if you're taking that much weed every day, is it like you're living in, like, Battlefield Earth the movie? Like, everybody you look at looks like John Travolta with, like, the.

[Dur]

I'll let you answer your own. Because, Adam, I don't know if you have the answer to.

[Blake]

I have taken 40 milligrams before.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Dur]

And did you sprout dreadlocks made of cable?

[Blake]

In fact, I think it was Feed them the rats. It was, I did a. It wasn't 40 milligrams. I, I, it was 25 milligrams.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

And I took. It was a coffee, weed, drink and upper and downer. And I thought it was, I thought it was just. I thought it was a regular amount. It was like 25 or 30. It was something a lot. And I pounded it. And then I was going to a show. I had a show in Wyoming.

[Adam]

Oh.

[Blake]

And I drank it on the way. And then this, all of a sudden this kicks in. Like, as I'm going on stage, I'm like, oh, I start to do my act. It was going great. Everything was going a. Okay. I sort of just went on autopilot. I'm like, just doing my jokes. And then the.

[Dur]

I like how you say I'm doing my jokes, which entail you doing this with your head.

[Adam]

You weren't even speaking. You were just doing this.

[Dur]

I'm doing comedy.

[Blake]

No, it was just like. It wasn't even like, me doing it. It was just like I clicked on the autopilot and my brain was going, this is crazy. But I'm still doing, I'm still doing my whole act.

[Adam]

And then how do you wave?

[Blake]

The sound goes out and they can't hear me.

[Adam]

Wait, in on the microphone or in your head?

[Blake]

On the microphone.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

In the microphone.

[Dur]

Okay.

[Blake]

And all of a sudden they're like, the sounds out. The sounds out. And so they couldn't hear me. And then I'm like, what to do? And it was a big show. There was like 4, 000 people there.

[Adam]

Holy.

[Blake]

And I go, I just started to sing the national anthem.

[Adam]

Sure.

[Blake]

That was my go to. I just started to sing the national anthem. And the whole crowd sang the national anthem with me.

[Dur]

And did they stand and take the.

[Blake]

I remembered all of the words to the national anthem. That is crazy, because I was fucking high as a kite. It just came back to me.

[Dur]

Have you sang it before somewhere?

[Blake]

I did it at a Dodger game. Yeah.

[Dur]

And you. And this is after the Dodger game, so it was fresh in your recall reserves.

[Blake]

I guess so.

[Adam]

Well, when Adam gets super stoned, he retreats into the most patriotic person of all time.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

That is his true self is Captain America.

[Dur]

That's right.

[Adam]

That is me, Chris Evans. Step out.

[Dur]

Is it Chris Evans?

[Blake]

You know, it really sucks and it bothers me that when you see now someone with like an American flag shirt or a hat, it no longer just means patriotic. It means like, they're super pro ice.

[Dur]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

I'm a dude.

[Adam]

Hello. You know what I mean?

[Blake]

You can't just rock an American flag. And by the way, I love American flags.

[Adam]

Thank you.

[Blake]

You've. You've seen that. The. My place in LA, it has a giant 9 by 13American flag.

[Dur]

It's a American flag wrap. Isn't it your house?

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

You got it wrapped by the fucking Orange coast choppers, guys.

[Blake]

It's a 9 by 13American flag. I love American flags in America.

[Dur]

Yeah. I wanted to hang one in my front yard and I think I found one in our garage that like, hang a flag.

[Blake]

I have one hanging out there.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

And I think. I think I'm gonna.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

And then I'm also gonna put like an NRA sticker in the window too.

[Blake]

Yeah. Just let them know.

[Dur]

Just so people don't, like, roll up to the crib. I'm like, I'll shoot you.

[Blake]

That's actually really smart.

[Adam]

Water trash.

[Blake]

That's really smart.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Oh, definitely. Get the little doormat that says, like, nothing in this house is worth dying for. That one's really good.

[Blake]

That's a good one.

[Dur]

Good.

[Blake]

That's a really.

[Adam]

And then it's like a hand with a gun. It's.

[Blake]

That's a good one, dude.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

How about go ahead, take the package and make my day and then quote the next Dirty Harry movie that should be made by Netflix.

[Blake]

I feel like that's a lot of.

[Dur]

It's like a really long. It goes all the way from the door to the street. Yeah.

[Blake]

I feel like that's too many words. I feel like they're just taking the package and going at that point, they're not going to stick around.

[Dur]

No. And because here's the thing, they're busy reading it.

[Adam]

Oh, I'm busy loading.

[Dur]

I'm putting bullet after bullet into you have a home alone. There's a clip.

[Blake]

Yeah. It is weird. It is weird that now, like, which, by the way, I'm not against cops. I think, yeah, we should have police. When people were like, defund the police. I'm like, that seems crazy. We for sure need police. But now it's like, go ahead and cook. It's patriotic or like, cool to be super pro police. Huh? It's like the blue lines matter and all that lives.

[Dur]

What here is it Lives.

[Blake]

The blue line. Yeah, the blue line. I see. I see the blue line everywhere.

[Dur]

That's blue lives, man.

[Adam]

But it's blue lives matter. And the blue line is the blue line.

[Dur]

Show them the tack. Blake knows this because.

[Blake]

I'm just saying. Why did suddenly it become cool to be super pro cops? It's always been cool.

[Dur]

Did you miss, like two years?

[Adam]

Have you two.

[Dur]

They tried to abolish police.

[Blake]

It's science.

[Adam]

Yeah, man.

[Dur]

And then the police had to go, hey, guess what? We kind of have a really difficult, weird job.

[Blake]

Well, they for sure.

[Dur]

Absolutely. There are some fucking morons who take advantage of what they're capable of and how they carry a fucking gun and they abuse their powers. But they had to be like, we're also out there kind of putting our lives in danger to keep the streets clean. Blah, blah, blah.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah.

[Dur]

But.

[Blake]

But still, you can't be. You can't be too. Pro cops.

[Dur]

Hey.

[Blake]

Or two anti cops.

[Adam]

It's the challenge of society, Adam. It's a challenge. It's the challenge of society. We can't all be one thing. One. We're a very. We're so divided. You have to really pick sides now, but House divided.

[Blake]

It's so annoying.

[Adam]

You got it. It's got to be a little bit of everything, guys.

[Blake]

So annoying. Well, you know. You know what sucks? It's getting pulled over.

[Dur]

Keep going, Blake. A little bit of everything. Yeah. Okay, go ahead. Getting pulled over.

[Blake]

Getting pulled over.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake]

Guess what happened the other day to me.

[Dur]

Oh, dear.

[Blake]

Got pulled over. Goodbye.

[Adam]

What happened?

[Dur]

Tell me what the violation was. Driving with your titties out.

[Blake]

Kumbaya. It was a speeding ticket. And guess what happened?

[Adam]

You talked your way out of it.

[Blake]

You got out of it, baby.

[Dur]

You slurped every time.

[Blake]

Got out of it.

[Adam]

How'd you do it?

[Blake]

He just came up to me. He was like, why are you speeding? And I. And I said, literally, no. No. I said, I have no good reason. I am sorry. I shouldn't be speeding like this. This is my neighborhood.

[Dur]

Please don't stop the music.

[Blake]

I shouldn't be speeding like this. And he goes, well, we're going to let you off with warning. You need four inches. I'm like, all right. Okay, great. Wow. Yeah.

[Dur]

Must be nice.

[Blake]

So I guess I. And then I said, blue lives matter. And he's like, what? And I go, I don't know. I thought you would like for me to say that.

[Adam]

We're done. Are we done?

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Adam]

Yeah. Are we done here?

[Blake]

I don't Know, should I get a tattoo or something now? He's like, no, you're taking it too far. It was just. I'm just kind of doing a nice thing.

[Adam]

But con.

[Dur]

Every time I think of that, I think of Fargo. Or he's like, or we could just take care of it right here in Brainerd. And he's, like, holding the money out of the wallet, and then the guy's like, yeah, Fargo, that. Well, rewatch Fargo, dude. Absolute banger.

[Blake]

You know, I really like that show. Is that show still around?

[Dur]

Yeah, show's not around anymore because the dude who made it is now making the aliens show.

[Adam]

Did they only do, like, two seasons?

[Dur]

No, Fargo had, like, four or five seasons.

[Blake]

Yeah, Fargo rocked all of them.

[Dur]

Were, like, extraordinary.

[Blake]

And then he decided to go make that alien show. Is anyone watching the alien show?

[Adam]

I have a few friends who are watching it. They said they.

[Dur]

But I heard it's out of this world.

[Adam]

Yeah, they said it was really good.

[Blake]

Okay, don't give it yes.

[Adam]

Points. No, no. What the.

[Blake]

Are we doing now? That's Get. That gets points.

[Adam]

Well, it was a pun. The. Are we doing a pun of sorts.

[Dur]

Adam, come on. Just give that show some space. Look, I understand if it's not in your orbit.

[Blake]

Oh, yes.

[Adam]

This is a funny podcast, though.

[Dur]

But I. I did know. It's really funny, dude, but they did it. They did, like, where they interview people on Entertainment Tonight or ET yes.

[Blake]

Points. I hate this.

[Dur]

Did you like how I reset, though, and you guys thought I was moving?

[Adam]

No. I knew you were coming back.

[Blake]

I didn't.

[Adam]

I. I saw the twinkle in your eyes.

[Dur]

Oh, boy. Who. You knew. That makes you Mac and me.

[Blake]

No. Yeah, don't give that one to him.

[Adam]

No.

[Blake]

Yeah, don't give that to him.

[Adam]

Oh, do good Kumbaya. I don't know if any of you are noticing at home. My. My poor camera quality. I am in.

[Blake]

Yeah, you. You guys, when you travel, why don't you just take the camera with.

[Dur]

I didn't want to say just take the camera with. Hey, Adam, when you travel and bring a camera with, let me know.

[Adam]

Yeah, I will.

[Blake]

I'm going to.

[Dur]

Yeah, just let me know. Let me know. Just let me know.

[Blake]

And I won't. You won't even know because the camera will be set up, and it'll look fresh and good.

[Dur]

I'm asking you to let me know.

[Blake]

And I will.

[Adam]

I'm pretty excited. I hope. I hope you guys are gonna let me eat on air, because I have a very special.

[Dur]

Yo, do you have a Plastic bag in camera.

[Blake]

What's happening?

[Dur]

In frame.

[Blake]

We're on Netflix now. You gotta treat it with respect.

[Dur]

Okay?

[Blake]

She's zombies.

[Dur]

Okay, Patty. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Adam]

I have in my hands.

[Blake]

What is it, Patty? What?

[Adam]

Patty's original.

[Dur]

Dragons original.

[Adam]

She's Zombie con Concord, California. This is what it's all about, gentlemen.

[Blake]

Okay?

[Adam]

And I have a. I have a cheese zombie in my hand.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Dur]

And would you describe what that is?

[Adam]

So here's the deal for you guys who don't know, like.

[Blake]

Yeah. Which is everyone.

[Dur]

Everyone.

[Adam]

Where I grew up in Concord, at school, there were these things called cheese zombies, which are basically buns.

[Dur]

I'm gonna go take a show.

[Adam]

Filled with like American cheese in the

[Blake]

middle and a jalapeno. We read the.

[Adam]

Well, that. That's a new flavor. It was. It was just meat and cheese. It's basically our runza. Right, but what kind of meat?

[Dur]

What kind of meat? How's the meat? What is the.

[Adam]

There's you. Now you can get meat in them. But the original from school was no meat. It's just cheese in a bun. Oh, okay.

[Blake]

I like that.

[Adam]

But here's the deal. Now they have brick and mortar places, okay? One is Patty's original.

[Dur]

This is his first time talking.

[Blake]

Dude, I was about to say that. Why is talking so difficult for you? Sometime when this is what we do.

[Adam]

Professional at 40 milligrams, I get it.

[Dur]

Because this is forever. He wants to do it right. Because this is forever.

[Adam]

Old Patty's original is one of them. But then there's another guy who claims he made up cheese zombies and his store is called Rob Zombies. Cheese zombies.

[Blake]

Awful.

[Dur]

Does Rob Zombie sign off on this?

[Adam]

Not that I know of. But this is a Patty's Original.

[Dur]

Okay with that?

[Adam]

This is a Patty's original Cheese zombie. So shout out Concord, California.

[Blake]

Actually, that looks pretty good.

[Dur]

So your Patty's over Rob?

[Adam]

Never been to Rob's. But Patty's is closest to my parents house, so I'm rolling with Patty's.

[Blake]

And you're obviously in a spare bedroom of your mom's house, correct?

[Adam]

Yes. Yes.

[Blake]

And what is. What is the artwork?

[Adam]

Her puzzle room. This is her puzzling room.

[Dur]

Oh, shit. Damn. Okay, stack it.

[Blake]

That's serious. You're a big puzzler yourself. Is that a puzzle behind you? Is that puzzle pieces?

[Adam]

No, I believe that is probably some artwork picked up from like, hobby lobby.

[Blake]

Oh, my God.

[Dur]

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[Adam]

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[Adam]

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[Dur]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Dur]

No no no.

[Blake]

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[Adam]

If you don't mind, I'm gonna just bite into this cheese zombie. I would love to show you guys what's in the.

[Dur]

Okay, so. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, do that.

[Blake]

The fact that Netflix is paying for us for this.

[Adam]

And look at that. That is a cheese zombie.

[Dur]

Huh?

[Blake]

That seems like too much bread per cheat. Like, the ratio seems a little off.

[Adam]

It's really good, dude.

[Dur]

Well, I don't know. How moist is the bread?

[Blake]

How the bread. How moist is the bread?

[Adam]

Yes, it's fantastic.

[Dur]

Okay, okay. That's not answering the question. It's moist.

[Adam]

It's like we just wanted to imagine you're at Thanksgiving. It's a delicious Thanksgiving roll filled with delicious.

[Dur]

Those are dry, aren't they? Aren't those rolls?

[Blake]

Is it dry or moist? Use your vocabulary here, Blake.

[Dur]

He's gonna be like, it's slizzer or whatever. The bay language

[Adam]

lizard.

[Blake]

Yeah, it slaps.

[Dur]

Okay. It's dumb.

[Adam]

No, food doesn't slap. Food doesn't slap.

[Blake]

Dude, you're 42 years old. Blake, you're 42.

[Adam]

Slap. Food smacks. And this is smacking.

[Blake]

Yeah, you're 42.

[Dur]

You know what? Smacks.

[Blake]

All right.

[Dur]

Hams, baby.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. Everybody throw. Put up what you're consuming right now.

[Blake]

Adam fucking cherry.

[Dur]

Even you guys at home. Oh, delicious. Is that a zero, cherry?

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. Crap. Somebody was trying to tell me that they thought that Coke Zero and Diet Coke take taste the same. That isn't. That is utter. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Blake]

No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. Coke Zero is infinitely better. It's a sweeter taste.

[Dur]

Superior. It's superior as someone who's not Coke. Diet Coke tastes bad, right? And Coke Zero just doesn't taste good.

[Adam]

Okay, okay.

[Dur]

Like, Coke tastes good, but you taste it all the time because you don't want to die. Like, listen, if.

[Adam]

If you're.

[Dur]

If you're listening to this, stop.

[Blake]

Turn it off.

[Dur]

Drinking Coke every day, you're going to die. You're going to die. It's too good.

[Blake]

I don't give a. I don't know. In my algorithm, there's a guy that always pops up. He's like, day in the life of a soda addict. Have you seen this guy?

[Adam]

No, that's.

[Blake]

He's like our age. Young, cool, still hip, still with it, right?

[Adam]

Loves geese or go smacking and slapping,

[Blake]

but has a young family. Has a young family. And he's like, take the family to Disney World. So, you know, I gotta bring my sodas. And then it shows him, like, at a. At a, like, Sam's Club. Everywhere he travels, he has to go to Sam's Club and buys six dozen cases of different sodas.

[Adam]

Oh, my God.

[Blake]

And then pounds sodas all day. And then he's like, yep, had 42 sodas today.

[Adam]

What? How does he not have diabetes?

[Dur]

He was.

[Adam]

Will.

[Dur]

He will.

[Blake]

They're all. They're all Coke Zero and. And like that.

[Adam]

What about his teeth? What's his. What's his tooth game?

[Blake]

I don't know what his tooth game. I mean, but they're rubber.

[Dur]

It's.

[Blake]

It's absurd. I'm like. And he's like, I know this can't be good for my kidneys. And you're like, yeah. I honestly don't even know what the kidneys do, but you're right, it can't be good for them.

[Dur]

The kidneys have questions. The kidneys are like, I'm sorry, do we need to have another meeting?

[Blake]

What is that? The kidneys clean everything, right?

[Dur]

No, no, no.

[Blake]

Or is that the liver?

[Dur]

The kidneys are experiencing a lifestyle that they're just like, whoa, what are we doing? Yeah, why are we doing?

[Adam]

They're like, why are we.

[Dur]

And the guy's like, we're doing it. So there's this thing called clicks. I'm on Instagram. I'm on tick tock. I'm getting clicks. Well, you're gonna die. We're gonna shut down. We're gonna pick it. That's the liver talking. And the guy goes, I don't Care worth it.

[Blake]

Worth it. Worth doing it. Yeah. I'm providing for my family. It can't. He can't be making.

[Dur]

He should just do like we did. Let a dollar dog lick your butthole for a job.

[Blake]

He can't be making enough money that it's worth it.

[Dur]

There's no way. I mean, hey, but we're talking about,

[Blake]

you know how like some of those only fan girls where they're like, make their butthole wink, but they're making like $45 million a year.

[Dur]

And you're like, yeah, like, it is crazy.

[Adam]

Who would be an example of that?

[Dur]

I mean, isn't that what, Belle Blue or Bonnie Blue? What's her name?

[Blake]

Oh, yeah.

[Dur]

One who railed a thousand guys into death.

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'm on edge.

[Adam]

I'm on edge.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You don't know her.

[Dur]

Isn't her name Bonnie Blue? Isn't it Bon.

[Blake]

But the fact that you said a different name and you're like, burfy Blue. Is it Bonnie Blue?

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Blake]

I. I don't even know who she is.

[Dur]

Is that.

[Adam]

That's the girl who like, does it with like, a lot of guys, right?

[Dur]

She did it with a thousand guys in a day.

[Blake]

Yeah. It's cool. You call does it because you're what, in sixth grade?

[Adam]

Well, I don't want to be crass.

[Blake]

Yeah, true. That's one thing about Blake trying to

[Adam]

bring some cheese zombies to this network. I don't.

[Dur]

This the female who ma upwards of 1000 mates.

[Blake]

Yeah. She mates with like a thousand dudes or something. Hey, Todd, give us. Or Anna, give us some stats on. On Bonnie Blue. We want to know some stats.

[Dur]

But what are you saying about these. These people who just make this money and how crazy it is?

[Adam]

I think we're still going to start

[Blake]

talking about how she felt like the. The juice has to be worth the squeeze, right? Like, literally. Is she. Or. I don't. There's another only fans girl that. I don't know. I. I don't know. Only fans. But there's one that made like 50 something.

[Dur]

Is it Jenny from the block?

[Blake]

There's 50. She made like 50 something million doing what? And I guess she doesn't do like hardcore stuff. And you're like, was that. Is that worth doing it then?

[Dur]

Let me just. Let me tell you this. Is that porno $150 million, dude, if you do. If you make $50 million doing it for 12 months.

[Adam]

Months.

[Dur]

Everyone should be trying this. Everyone should be trying this.

[Adam]

I like If Adam's. What if Adam's new Netflix show instead of Is it Cake?

[Blake]

Is.

[Adam]

Is it porno? And it's just him watching, only obsessing. I don't know.

[Dur]

She's playing violin naked. Wait, there is a dildo in the frame. Is it.

[Adam]

Is it porno?

[Dur]

The violin thing is a dildo. Is it porn?

[Adam]

Is it porno?

[Dur]

She keeps going back and forth and then like once into her mouth and then back onto the thing and like playing.

[Adam]

Her tongue flips out. Really? Sometimes, yeah.

[Dur]

Is it porn?

[Blake]

Okay, so Bonnie Blue. Her real name is Tia Bellinger.

[Dur]

Oh, that's almost more porno than seems

[Blake]

like a pornoe name. Tia Bellinger. Like a gun. Like loose butthole.

[Adam]

Wow. Adam. Wow.

[Dur]

Blue lives matter.

[Adam]

Wendy Winchester.

[Dur]

Nice.

[Blake]

You know, like, I don't know, like I feel like she could get like a little gun tattoo like right here. Like a. Like on like it's holstered.

[Adam]

Tina Glock.

[Dur]

I suck Glock, you know.

[Blake]

Oh, I suck Gloc.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

That's a great. That's worth a point. Well, she had sex with 11057 men in 12 hours last year. Making her the subject of months media attention, inspiring similar events by like several other.

[Adam]

Other girls firing. Similar events.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

They're like, what's a similar event?

[Blake]

10002058 similar event.

[Dur]

Isn't this, Isn't this the like thing where like some mom went and like pulled her son out of line. She like heard about it and found out her son was there and went and like yanked him out of line and was like Reggie with like a purse. Old lady style.

[Blake]

You gotta get out of that line. You have to get out of that line. Gotcha.

[Dur]

Unless you're number one.

[Blake]

Even number one.

[Dur]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Blake]

That's honorable.

[Dur]

You've landed in America already.

[Adam]

Before she's even finished by the.

[Dur]

Before she's done with a thousand.

[Adam]

No.

[Dur]

You know, you're like Elton John doing Live Aid.

[Adam]

Like you know what?

[Dur]

Back.

[Adam]

I support her. I think she's cool.

[Blake]

Okay, so she claims to earn up to 750,000 to 800,000amonth.

[Adam]

Oh.

[Blake]

With some reports suggesting up to 2 million a month. Everybody's coming from her only fans.

[Adam]

I mean, who is this?

[Dur]

This is Bonnie Blue.

[Blake]

This is our girl, Bonnie Blue.

[Adam]

Everybody's coming. I. I'm down for her. No, I mean I would stop.

[Dur]

I would do it for a year. Cuz like here. There's two ways to look at it. There's two ways to look at it.

[Adam]

Okay, give us the one and Two.

[Blake]

Okay, let's hear do it for a

[Dur]

year, cuz then you're done. And, and you've gotten the money.

[Adam]

Your body's in shambles.

[Dur]

But if you think about it, the videos out there like those live on forever. So you're. You are this person now. So you might as well keep doing it and stacking the money. But I would just, I would do it for years.

[Adam]

Year.

[Dur]

And then I would just do like real estate. I would just get into real estate.

[Blake]

Because the whole time they're thinking like, well she might me if I buy this house. You know what I mean?

[Adam]

Like maybe you're gonna love this house. Super spacious backyard. You could fit up to 500 guys.

[Dur]

I'm not saying she's there.

[Blake]

I'm not saying she would. But that's what the guy would think if he's buying this house. And it's Bonnie Blue and you're like. And it's a super expensive house.

[Dur]

You're like, well I'm not, I'm saying like real estate, like mini malls. Like she's buying mini malls. She's doing like she's stacking paper here.

[Adam]

Oh, oh.

[Blake]

It's science.

[Adam]

Super spacious mini mall. You could fit a. You could fit up to thousand people.

[Dur]

Thousand people. You could fit a. Almost 1057 guys.

[Blake]

You could fit 2000 men with. Raging Hard. Yeah, I know. It's just really bad for your body. Probably society in general that this is

[Dur]

what's happening, but it's the absolute worst. And what's the guy version of it? Cuz I. It's not the manosphere stuff. That's different. That's different than those guys.

[Blake]

Because those, they're not making. They're just like, have you seen the. There's like influencer houses, but it's for sales bros and they go around. It's. I don't know why my algorithm feeds me this. Just cuz I find it so funny and fascinating. But it's just guys going around that are like, they're all like 19 and they're like what's up? Say your name and say how much you've the highest you've made in one day. And this is guys going like and I made fourteen hundred dollars. And then like ten dudes are like

[Adam]

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

It's like my name is Chadwick and I made $9,000. And then you're like, oh, oh. And then you turn around and see Bonnie Blue is like, I make that on some guy's chest. I make 200 grand. Just like that.

[Dur]

That's probably those to are going good. Those are right. Those numbers are.

[Adam]

Yeah, those are adding up.

[Dur]

Here's my question. Do you guys think people who are in. They know. Are we in the manosphere?

[Adam]

Do you think we are part of the manosphere? Us?

[Dur]

Are we part of the manosphere?

[Blake]

Good question.

[Adam]

Okay, you guys are going to have what is defined?

[Blake]

I don't think so. I think we are just on the. We're just on the peripheral. I think we're just on the outside. Peripheral. Peripheral.

[Adam]

Peripheral.

[Blake]

Dude, do I not say that word right? Peripheral.

[Dur]

Peripheral.

[Blake]

Peripheral. Per. Peripheral.

[Dur]

Peripheral.

[Blake]

Peripheral.

[Adam]

Here's what I'll ask. Can you be self aware and be in the manosphere? I don't know too much about the manosphere, but can you be self aware?

[Blake]

Like, can you know, Blake, you're not in it.

[Adam]

Yeah, well, I'm out of my tea.

[Dur]

He's like, how could I even know? I'm so manly and tough.

[Blake]

I'll let you know right now. You're not. You're not in it.

[Adam]

But Because I think it takes an in ignorance. Like, it seems like the manosphere. From what I've gathered. Are. Are dudes who are drinking, like, guy poison.

[Blake]

Yeah, I mean, for sure they're all idiots, but, like, say guy poison.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah. What does that mean? Like jizz.

[Dur]

Like, come.

[Blake]

Like, what are you saying?

[Dur]

Well, and we're back in the bed.

[Adam]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Dur]

Why are you saying that?

[Adam]

Saying like, they're drinking something. Some like man Kool Aid. Like. Like a superiority.

[Dur]

I think so, Blake. I think so. I think you're on to something.

[Blake]

Yeah. Okay. Well, I think. I think some of them know that they are like. Like Andrew Tate or whatever. That guy, he knows that this is

[Dur]

the Bonnie Blue of men. Andrew Tater, whatever his name is.

[Adam]

Actually, you may be right.

[Blake]

Well, he kind of fell off. Who's the. The guy now who is fell off?

[Dur]

He was trafficking people, dude.

[Blake]

Well, is he in prison?

[Adam]

That's called falling off.

[Dur]

That's called falling off, I think.

[Adam]

No, when you go to prison, that's

[Blake]

called fall off, bro. That's a hard fall off.

[Adam]

Dude. It sucked when Jeffrey DMER fell off. They found all those bodies under his house and he fell off. Dude. Dude, he fell off. Was for a big fall.

[Blake]

You still is sick, you. He's very sick.

[Adam]

He's still sick, but he fell off.

[Blake]

Sick, demented even, bro.

[Dur]

He fell off.

[Blake]

No, the clavicular is the guy.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, I've been.

[Dur]

I just watched that interview with Channel 5.

[Adam]

Yeah, I've been on.

[Dur]

Look, dude, here's what's fascinating to me. And I think that so much of what he says is kind of based in truths that we all know.

[Blake]

Uhoh.

[Adam]

I'm not, I'm not.

[Dur]

He.

[Blake]

Hang on.

[Dur]

But.

[Blake]

What? No, keep going. Wow, dude.

[Adam]

Okay. Oh, you think you're, you're, you think he's a lunatic burying himself.

[Dur]

Hang on.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Dur]

I'm saying the things he drops about, like how better looking people do better in society. Those are studies that have gone on forever. And so he's just talking about people glowing up. What's wild is that he's for sure just a spectrum kid with like zero humanity. And you just see the like ones and zeros brain working. And you, you're like, oh, this is how we get like concentration camps. Because this guy works his way up to the top and he's like, what if we just made them think they were going to take showers but they were going into gas chambers?

[Blake]

Oh my gosh.

[Adam]

Right?

[Dur]

Like he has that mentality where it's just like, well, this is the fastest way to kill people.

[Blake]

Right?

[Adam]

You're like sociopath.

[Blake]

I was at the gym a few weeks ago.

[Dur]

Don't go in the shower.

[Blake]

I was at the gym, it's not a real gym. And I couldn't sleep and I woke up at like 5:00am and, and I was like, maybe I just go and work out before the family gets up.

[Adam]

Very man.

[Blake]

Full dad maneuver.

[Dur]

Your looks maxing. Got it. You know who else does that?

[Adam]

John Travolta.

[Blake]

I go there. By the way, the gym was slammed. Oh yeah, it was the busiest I had ever seen it. And by the way, high school kids were in the gym working out before they went to school.

[Adam]

Jesus.

[Blake]

And these like little broccoli haired boys and they were talking about, look, Maxine. And I interjected, looks, Max. Yeah, looks maxing.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And, and I go, I'm very particular about it.

[Adam]

That's all. What's that?

[Blake]

And they told me all about clavicular. And they're like, yeah, he's sort of sick, bro. And I'm like, what's that? And they're like, yeah, no, he like has it all figured out. He literally smashes his face with a hammer and then the bones, they grow back sharper so he looks hotter and it like literally works, bro. And I'm like, oh no, I saw that look.

[Adam]

Weird.

[Blake]

We're doomed. By the way. These kids are the dumbest like jock beach kids imaginable. There's other kids that I've seen at the gym that seem perfectly normal and are. Have their head on straight. But these kids are stupid.

[Adam]

I'm a dumb.

[Blake]

And they are following this guy. Guy thinking he's the. And they're going to smash their faces with hammers.

[Adam]

Well, is it also a thing?

[Dur]

Do you guys. Yeah, go ahead.

[Adam]

I mean like, everybody's kind of getting dumber. So then I feel like dumb people are following even dumber leaders and we're becoming just a really dumb place. That's just how it all. It all ends.

[Blake]

We. It started with us.

[Adam]

We are the top of the manosphere Manosphere we are the sun in. In which the manosphere orbits.

[Blake]

No, I don't think. I don't think we're in the manosphere. I really don't.

[Adam]

We're like Barrage's fear.

[Blake]

I think we are. I think we are manosphere adjacent.

[Dur]

I think something to go back to like our era. I feel like something like Entourage is more manosphere than we were. And I think we made like an effort to. Not even like an effort. I think our just personalities.

[Blake]

Sensibilities.

[Dur]

Our sensibilities. Our nists just never lent us to be like, I guess these guys ended up 10 chicks in one night. And that's the end of the episode.

[Adam]

Well, it's just pure chauvinism, isn't it?

[Dur]

Even though we could have. And people would have been like, this show rocks.

[Blake]

Yeah. They would have said it's awesome.

[Adam]

It's just like a chauvinism rebrand.

[Blake]

We made a point to like never hook up with anyone.

[Adam]

And.

[Blake]

And our characters really were sort of losers.

[Dur]

But.

[Blake]

But lovable.

[Dur]

And maybe we got this note and maybe we didn't. I'm not going to say. But maybe someone told us to stop making it so gay. Maybe we got that note, maybe we didn't. I don't want to have anybody. But maybe we got that note possible that.

[Blake]

That they were like. And by the way, PE Remember people in the streets were telling us that. Remember that.

[Adam]

That guy.

[Blake]

I think we're in Philly. He's like, man, love the show. But it's so. He's like quit doing all that gay. I'm not gay. Yeah. And he's like that last episode. Episode was so gay. And we're like.

[Dur]

Cuz looks maxing is as straight as it gets. That's to me, that's the whole thing is that I'm like, look, gay has many spectrums of what it means, of

[Adam]

course, but looks maxing is kind of

[Blake]

on the spectrum I mean, that's. That's very far on the spectrum.

[Dur]

We're. We're old and we're acting like this is new. You're talking about just people trying to look their best.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'm not gay.

[Dur]

No. This dude is doing meth and sterile. And he's in high school and he's. And he's vlogging it, or what the ever they call streaming it.

[Blake]

And this guy is smashing his face with hammers to look. Dude, I. I mean, I just, like, would.

[Dur]

But we manscaped

[Blake]

our nose would pop his collar and. Yeah, you. You know.

[Dur]

Yeah, we wore two collars. Well, you did.

[Blake]

You did. Yeah.

[Adam]

Did you chew it? That gum that, like, is really hard to chew, that makes your, like, jaw, like, strong longer?

[Dur]

I didn't, but I know what you're talking about.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think that. I think that's as far as you should go. As far as trying to, like, chisel. Chisel your jaw.

[Dur]

But you guys wash your face every day. I don't know.

[Blake]

Hey, Blake, you don't need to chisel your jaw. You have a CRO Magnum.

[Dur]

Crazy.

[Blake]

Okay.

[Adam]

If I looks maxed, I would be king, man.

[Blake]

Dude, your version of looks, Maxine is just not drinking for, like, two weeks.

[Adam]

That would be just drinking juice.

[Blake]

It's just like, drinking water and, like, staying hydrated.

[Dur]

Glowing.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Thank you.

[Dur]

What have you done?

[Adam]

You're alive.

[Blake]

Oh, my God.

[Adam]

Disaster. My guy.

[Dur]

I drank a glass of water.

[Blake]

Oh, my God.

[Adam]

I got to dive deeper into the manosphere, cuz I know there's like a documentary and all that, and I've really.

[Dur]

I just watched the documentary, too. The documentary is actually kind of funny.

[Blake]

I want to. I want to watch it, but it's like one of those that at night, I usually, you know, during the day, you don't have a lot of time to, like, watch TV and stuff because you're hustling.

[Dur]

You're grinding like a man. Of course.

[Blake]

Well, it's also like, I have a kid, and, you know, you just feel weird watching your show when you're.

[Dur]

And you got to raise him right. You got.

[Blake]

Yeah. So I haven't watched it. And every night I like trying to pitch it to Chloe. I'm like, hey, maybe we watch this. She's like, I don't want to fudgeing watch this manosphere document. That seems like a nightmare.

[Dur]

Yeah. She will not enjoy it. It. But if you had a 10 or 12 year old, I think that it would be, like, beneficial to be like, yeah, just to go, oh, this is what our son could potentially be entering into if he gets surrounded by a bunch of fucking losers.

[Blake]

I'm a dude.

[Dur]

Because the whole thing is like, it's, it's. Here's the deal. Look, society generally has not that much depth, right? This is, this is what we see with social media.

[Adam]

You're saying now, sure, there, that it's a very, like, shallow.

[Dur]

Society's always. It's always been this, but now because of social media and people living on there, there's not that much depth to social media.

[Adam]

Right?

[Blake]

Yes.

[Dur]

Like, okay, and so now we're just zeroing in on these people who have no depth. And people who have no depth are following these people with no depth and now becomes the majority of people. And then it's like, like, well, God damn, society is just like super paper thin now.

[Adam]

Well, it's also like, I mean, these are also people who are, in a way, like philosophers, but they're not drawing from anybody from the past. Like, I, I wish I. Maybe I need to watch that whole interview. But, like, who do these people emulate? Who are their. Who are their. Like, who are their heroes? Who are they?

[Blake]

Like, what, Andrew Tate? What do you mean?

[Dur]

Clavicular? Clavicular, yeah. But, like, clavicular's whole thing is, like, he's not emulating people. He's a ones and zeros spectrum dude who's going, this is how society works. If you're better looking, you make more money. If you make more money, you have a wider range of mates that you can choose from based on society. So, like, he's not saying, I want to be this thing. He's going, this is the science. Get a hammer out, boys, and start hitting the tanning salon saying. And he's not.

[Adam]

Not even.

[Dur]

And, and by the way, that's what I'm saying is it's like, it's all about looks and money, which we all know are important at the key to

[Blake]

happiness at the base level.

[Adam]

But, yeah, they don't fulfill you, but

[Dur]

they, but they do fulfill these people. And that's what gets so frustrating, is that everybody who has any sort of depth, not even me, people who are like, base their lives on having a little more depth, right? They go, this is so stupid. Stupid. But everyone without depth goes, oh, yeah, what do you sit around philosophy? Like, they don't care. Because the bottom line as animals is you got to be able to provide and be hot. Yeah. To find your mate.

[Adam]

Well, in that case, just get in line for Bonnie Blue. Who wouldn't have a good Old time man.

[Blake]

I guess I'm Team Clavicular.

[Dur]

That's what I'm saying. The things he's saying aren't wrong. They're just void of he.

[Adam]

Yeah. At least look.

[Dur]

So he's like, why would I go on a date if I didn't stream it and. And try and like.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Dur]

Capitalize on the situation. And it's like, well, don't be a total loser who streams everything.

[Adam]

He seems to kind of have a soul. Like Andrew Tate, I think, is actually a bad person.

[Dur]

Andrew Tate is evil. No, Andrew has no humanity.

[Adam]

Yeah. I think he's just kind of a robot. Yeah. He's just trying to, like, make an equation for. For life. Right. He's like breaking it down into this. Plus this equals this.

[Dur]

Right.

[Adam]

But he's such a young man. He hasn't even experienced much life.

[Dur]

So, I mean, the whole interview is

[Blake]

the crazy thing, because it all started 19 or 20.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

How old is he? I guess he's in bars.

[Adam]

Imagine If Adam was 19 and he was coming up with a way to tell other kids how to live life. It would involve, like, hacky sack.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You have to hacky sack, by the way.

[Dur]

That's the whole thing is that. That's who's rising to the.

[Blake]

Don't put me into Clavicular's camp, by the way. You knew me when I was 18. I was not like that.

[Adam]

I know, but if that kid was. Was had social media and he was. And you were like, have had followers. Like, imagine you at 19 and you actually, like, got. Fucking. Went viral and became famous. Like, just being you maybe feeds into it.

[Dur]

You say one thing and people go, yeah, that's it. And you go again back to the clicks. Am I doing this for the clicks?

[Blake]

I guess. I guess now, because you used to want to. Like, I wanted to be a comedian and an actor for the. My goals, but now the goal is just to be famous on the Internet for kids.

[Adam]

Yes. It's a different goal.

[Dur]

And make money.

[Blake]

It's like to be YouTubers or streamers and make money. And for me, it was never about. I mean, the money was like, that comes with rad. Yeah, that. That comes with being a successful actor or comedian. But it wasn't like, I have to get the money. That was like another thing that comes with it, which would be sick.

[Adam]

Right. The cooler thing would be like, people saying, that is the funniest guy ever. Not like that is the richest guy ever.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

You see that guy over there behind 7 11, eating out of that old Pizza box.

[Adam]

He's the funny, funniest guy ever.

[Dur]

He might die tonight.

[Adam]

Yes, he also funny. He's been hitting his face with hammers.

[Blake]

He might hit himself in the face with a hammer. But he's got great advice for the youth of America.

[Dur]

I tried to give him $20. He said, Keep it. And then he did this. And he called it his comedy routine.

[Blake]

I'm a idiot. Oh, say no.

[Dur]

But of course.

[Blake]

Can you.

[Adam]

There it is. And.

[Dur]

What?

[Blake]

I don't even know the word.

[Dur]

I know know. There's o apostrophe er. At some point it's o. I know, but I just. I don't even know what that means.

[Adam]

It's over.

[Blake]

What is it? What's over? Or.

[Dur]

Or means over.

[Blake]

It's Or.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think. What part. Okay, let's break it down. I like this pivot. From manosphere to breaking down the national anthem.

[Dur]

By the way, everyone in the manosphere is like, you know, the Star Spangled Banner or whatnot.

[Adam]

They don't care.

[Blake]

They don't know.

[Adam]

They don't care. They don't. We. We grew up saying the Pledge of Allegiance every morning in my class. All right.

[Blake]

You gotta start low.

[Dur]

They don't do.

[Adam]

Sure.

[Blake]

Can you see okay now?

[Adam]

And who's Jose? He's reading it.

[Dur]

Early life you don't have to.

[Blake]

Hail at the twilight's last gleaming who's broad stripes and see.

[Adam]

I'm gonna come.

[Blake]

No, you don't go high there. You don't go high there. Right.

[Dur]

Broad stripes and bright stars we're talking about the flag.

[Blake]

For the ramparts we watch we're so

[Dur]

gallantly streaming so what is old or

[Adam]

no one knows where was it again?

[Blake]

This is Francis Scott Key.

[Adam]

This is old school.

[Dur]

And is a rampart a dick?

[Adam]

Francis Scott Key was in the manosphere.

[Blake]

Who or the ramparts we watched?

[Adam]

The person who wrote the national anthem. Was it Francis Scott Key?

[Blake]

Yeah, Scott Key. That's right.

[Dur]

I knew that.

[Blake]

That's right. Dur. You didn't know that. You were so dumb.

[Dur]

I don't know anything about this.

[Adam]

Wait, what was the or? Can you read the sentence with the or?

[Blake]

Or.

[Dur]

Or ramparts? He's talking about ramparts. Dude. Tell me about your ramparts.

[Blake]

Or the ramparts. I think I clicked out of it. D. It seemed like it wasn't going anywhere. Here it is. Over the O apostrophe er. The ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming. Question mark.

[Dur]

So question question mark.

[Adam]

There ain't no question marks in the national anthem.

[Blake]

That to me is saying or. Or the ramparts the. The explosions we watch Were they gallantly screaming?

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Blake]

And the rockets were glare. The bombs bursting in in air gave night that our flag was still there. So the flag was there and that's dope. The. The explosions were happening so.

[Dur]

So they're saying that there was like war going on and like the light of the explosion lit the flag and they were like it's still there.

[Adam]

And they're like yo, it's still there.

[Blake]

It gave proof. It gave proof.

[Dur]

Has anyone seen the flag? Could you light an explosion? There it is.

[Blake]

That our flag was still there. Oh say does that star spangled banner yet wave.

[Dur]

That's the hardest line. I don't give a.

[Blake]

The land of the free.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And the home of the brave. It. It is a banger. It is a banger.

[Dur]

But if we don't know what or

[Adam]

means it falls apart for who gives a.

[Blake]

It's old.

[Adam]

It's an old or is over.

[Blake]

Doesn't matter.

[Dur]

I know but there's a lot of old things that I'm. I want to know what they meant. I'm pissed now.

[Blake]

No, you don't want to know about you. I was. It's. When do you want to know anything about history? I founders like Bonnie Blue.

[Dur]

That happened months ago. I still want to know about it. I know that it's a thousand fifty seven or whatever.

[Blake]

That's our history.

[Adam]

Yeah. She was over there. She was over there for sure. I was over there in line.

[Blake]

She's our Rosie the Riveter.

[Adam]

I was over there in line for Bonnie Blue the other day.

[Dur]

Francis Scott Key.

[Blake]

So Isaac is saying ower is a poetic, literary or old fashioned contraction of the word over. That's what just like old school guys.

[Dur]

So this was like kind of like Blake, back to you. This is kind of fizz. This was like. This is slang. Yes.

[Adam]

I believe that the Bay. The Bay area did burst our nation.

[Dur]

Or is some fizz in the national anthem. I don't think people know that cuz everyone's asking for a new one. They're like this one's old and played out. Let's get a new one.

[Adam]

Yeah, the Thong song.

[Dur]

I don't think they realize that the OR hits so hard.

[Adam]

It does hit hard.

[Blake]

I can't. I can't wait for. For the aliens to come and they've. And they just think E40 is our leader. That's.

[Adam]

He is. He's the ambassador of the Bay.

[Dur]

Take me to your dealer.

[Blake]

Admittedly when I was pretty Stoked when I ran into him both at the super bowl and at the slam dunk contest. It was pretty cool.

[Adam]

I've never spent quality time with E40, and that is one thing that I am waiting.

[Blake]

He seemed perfectly nice.

[Adam]

He is. He's a very nice person. I've got a really broad.

[Blake]

You know who was really nice, who I sat right next to. Next to two chains.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, two chains. He's. He's funny too. He's got a great.

[Dur]

Not to give him a hard time. He had way more than two chains on.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

Actually, no chains. He was wearing no chains.

[Adam]

He had no chains.

[Blake]

No chains.

[Adam]

That's ridiculous. He had him maybe tucked.

[Blake]

He definitely had maybe tucked, but he wasn't flossing them. That's crazy surprising, because Chris Tucker was out there blinging.

[Dur]

Good, good, good.

[Blake]

Wearing the loudest jacket you could possibly wear. So, so jealous.

[Adam]

Yeah, I love Chris Tucker.

[Dur]

Hey, guys. This segment of Take Backs, Apologies and epic Slams are brought to you by Simple Mills. Is it me or do we have absolutely no tape backs or apologies for this episode?

[Blake]

Yeah, I was thinking we kind of nailed this one. Nothing to take back.

[Adam]

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[Dur]

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

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[Adam]

Oh, man. God damn. I'm.

[Dur]

Let's see. Any tape backs regarding clavicular and how he. He's kind of speaking truth to power. I don't know.

[Blake]

By the way. By the way, I want the cops to know that I stand with you.

[Dur]

What? This is.

[Blake]

I like Cops.

[Adam]

Okay?

[Blake]

I'm not saying I dislike Cops. I'm just saying when did it get cool to suddenly love Cops, right? Like, why now? It's like you have to proclaim your love of Cops all the time when I'm like, yeah, I like Cops just fine.

[Dur]

Adam, the way you say this makes me think that there were two years of America that happened that you were

[Adam]

like, I ain't watching.

[Dur]

Maybe it was when you were doing Bumper in Berlin, I think. I think it was when you were doing Bumper in Berlin that people were, like, on the streets going, we don't need police. And then people who had police in their family or whatever were like, actually, we provide a service. And so those people, they put the sticker on the car. And it's just still on the car.

[Blake]

Car. Yeah. I might have been in Germany. I might have been in Germany.

[Dur]

The real is when you see people driving a truck with, like the broomstick flags off the back. That should be us.

[Blake]

Which, by the way, I see down here. I see that. And then I also see the. The signs in the yard still. And I'm like.

[Adam]

I'm like. Or the rocket.

[Blake]

And then they're like. And I also support the fire department. You're like. No. Right? Who the doesn't support the fire department?

[Adam]

I also support. Abort. The people who make sandwiches at Subway.

[Dur]

Bro.

[Blake]

Yeah. Like at Sandwich Artists.

[Dur]

I thought you were going to say the. What do they call the poison bread? What do they call those things?

[Adam]

Cheese zombies. Please don't shit on my culture. Please don't shit on my culture.

[Dur]

I just remember there was a name that was deadly Ders.

[Adam]

And you can have a take back right now. It's not poison bread. It's cheese zombies.

[Dur]

I'm sorry.

[Adam]

Thank you.

[Dur]

I apologize. I think that Rob's zombie is diabolically corny.

[Blake]

Yeah. That's okay.

[Dur]

Don't do that.

[Adam]

I didn't say that.

[Dur]

Unless that's not cool. I'm saying it.

[Blake]

Unless Rob is involved.

[Dur]

Rob Zombie himself signs off. Okay. I got the same. I take the same umbrage with Yeasty Boys in Los Angeles. I hear you guys make wonderful sandwiches and bagels. But I find it absolutely diabolically corny that you named your Yeasty Boys. Because I also know the Beastie Boys are not affiliated. You stole the font from Eric Hayes and then he had to sue you guys.

[Blake]

Is that right?

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

The dude who does all the old check your head like fonts. So, like, just come up with your own name.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Dur]

Come up with your own name.

[Blake]

I know you're a big Beastie Boys fan and I. I like the Beastie Boys. I. I'm not. I'm not a Beastie Boys head.

[Adam]

Like.

[Blake]

Like Ders is. I never even thought about the Beastie Boys when I saw the Yeasty Boys.

[Dur]

It never even came in my head.

[Blake]

I was just like. Yeah. Like they're yeast. Like yeasty sandwich boy. Their boys must be a couple guys that own the sandwich place. It never even dawned on me that it was a Beastie Boys reference.

[Adam]

Is it? No.

[Dur]

Even worse.

[Adam]

That's crazy.

[Blake]

And it's because I'm part of the manosphere and I am so dumb.

[Dur]

And shout out to the Yeezy Boys. Not interested in your bagels.

[Adam]

It's a bagel.

[Dur]

And anyone else who goes there and supports this. Corny.

[Blake]

Here's a quick question, okay? Out of the three of us, who is the most in the manosphere?

[Adam]

Adam, man.

[Dur]

Remember how Blake said, do the people in the manosphere have any self awareness? You're living that right now.

[Adam]

Yeah, you might.

[Dur]

By even asking that question, you. You're proving the point zero takebacks on this. Who of us is the most in the man?

[Adam]

Who of us? Who of us?

[Dur]

You're like a self proclaimed watch collector.

[Blake]

Yeah, I'm not. No, I don't.

[Dur]

You said you're a watch guy.

[Blake]

I do like watches. Okay.

[Adam]

Is that man.

[Dur]

Are you a watch guy? That manosphere watch guy is big time Manosphere.

[Blake]

I guess I'm a guy who likes watches, yeah. Okay, but are you a watch it as watch guys manage.

[Dur]

I feel like I've heard you say I'm a watch watch guy. A thousand percent.

[Blake]

Watch guys are manosphere. I don't think that that's a thousand percent.

[Adam]

Really?

[Blake]

I don't think so. I think. I disagree. It's science.

[Dur]

That's because you're in the manosphere. You don't know anybody.

[Adam]

You have no clue.

[Blake]

Okay, yeah, maybe you're right.

[Dur]

Maybe your people who like watches are not in the manosphere. People who are watch guys. Watch guys are manosphere.

[Adam]

That's.

[Blake]

Well, I like watches. I'm not a watch guy.

[Dur]

I feel like I've heard you say I a watch guy.

[Blake]

Okay, well, are guys that collect shoes, are they manosphere?

[Dur]

I would say guys who collect Jordans are in the manosphere.

[Blake]

Whoa.

[Adam]

So it's a collection thing.

[Dur]

If you collect New Balances, you are decidedly opting out of the manosphere. Or anything. Cool.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Blake]

No, no.

[Adam]

New Balance, by the way, is on right now.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

New Balance is a movement.

[Blake]

So maybe that's. So maybe you might be in the manuscript.

[Dur]

What was I wearing in 2004 when I met you guys?

[Adam]

Sure, but you might have started.

[Dur]

All I had to hear was sure butt.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Have I always had a nice watch? Since you've known me, you've had a

[Dur]

watch and you are now a watch guy.

[Blake]

I've always. I've always liked watches, even since I was a kid.

[Dur]

Adam, we're trying to save you. I've watched you slip into the manosphere slowly over. But I. I think it's you. I think.

[Blake]

Okay, well, I probably would agree. It's, It's. It's probably the most.

[Adam]

Me.

[Blake]

Yeah, well, according to my algorithm. My algorithm is hilarious. Dude. I'm like, my God, they're. They're feeding me all this.

[Dur]

What's the one had you. I do. Not interested. If there's something that I'm like, I don't want to see more of this. Like, is there an example of something that I should do that you're not interested in?

[Blake]

I've never even known that that's an option. Yeah, I don't even.

[Dur]

Yeah, you just touch it, and then it pops up and it's like, on Instagram. Yeah, you just touch the thing.

[Adam]

Yeah. You can kind of. You can kind of get rid of stuff you don't want to see, by the way.

[Dur]

Remove.

[Blake]

Just remove the cheese zombies.

[Adam]

Coming up.

[Dur]

Removed Instagram from your phone. My phone. I have to, like, dig into my phone to, like, pull it up so that I can, like, post. Oh, New Heights. The New Heights guys.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. Very mad.

[Dur]

Finally. That's us.

[Blake]

That was. That was great. That was in the New Heights guys. Are the Kelsey brothers. People that don't know. Yeah, that is Travis and Jason Kelsey, and they were football players.

[Adam]

Yes. Fun guys.

[Blake]

Are 1R. 1R.

[Adam]

1R. Yes.

[Blake]

The other one is. Aren't.

[Adam]

Travis is back.

[Dur]

But, like, I have it on my phone somewhere to, like, repost that and to post our podcast up. But I'm. I'm kind of done looking.

[Adam]

That's good, dude. Yeah, I think that's good.

[Dur]

What am I looking at?

[Blake]

I also think you're. You're old. You're, like, old.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah, I think. I think we're all getting old to where, like, it doesn't even. I mean, Blake is still looking.

[Dur]

Who.

[Blake]

Who we kidding? Blake is on the Internet.

[Adam]

I've been on the whole time, 23 hours a day. I'm. You guys are potting, but I'm over here.

[Blake]

Like, I know, I know. But I feel like Dur and I are getting old and just starting to go like. Like what?

[Adam]

Who?

[Blake]

It doesn't matter.

[Dur]

Well, because also, like, a month. Not a month, a year ago, I muted almost everybody I follow.

[Adam]

That's a great.

[Dur]

Just about everybody.

[Adam]

Oh, that's a great call, because I

[Dur]

don't want to know what's going on your life. I'll call you or text you and be like, what's up? Well, also, I've said this before.

[Adam]

You know what?

[Dur]

But, like, if I just see it on the feed, I feel like I'm less likely to reach out and. And wonder how someone is if I just see the feed.

[Blake]

But I like, running into someone and. And then being like, oh, dude, that vacation you went on looks sick. And then talking about it and Adam,

[Dur]

that's what they want. That's what they want, so mission accomplished.

[Adam]

You guys are missing out on the best day of Instagram. It's April Fools. There's so much funny stuff happening on the Internet today.

[Blake]

Okay, podcast isn't airing on April Fools, you idiot.

[Adam]

I know, but today is April Fools today. And I would. And I would like to say now

[Blake]

people are going to realize that we aren't even.

[Adam]

I would like to say happy. Happy birthday, Mom. Happy birthday, Mom.

[Blake]

Oh, it's your mom's birthday?

[Adam]

Yes, and that's why I'm here.

[Dur]

Ah.

[Blake]

Happy birthday.

[Adam]

That's why I'm here. And that's another episode of this.

[Blake]

I'm not in the manosphere, dude.

[Dur]

I'm not happy.

[Blake]

I'm not. Dude, I'm not in the manosphere.

[Adam]

Hey, I think we all are.

[Blake]

Wait, why didn't you say that on the pod, then?

[Adam]

I'm saving.

[Dur]

Still on. We're still on. We got you, Bl.

[Blake]

We got you.

[Adam]

I think we all are. No, I don't know what the manosphere is. I got to look into it. I've been.

[Dur]

Come on, save it.

[Adam]

I've been avoiding it.

[Dur]

Save it. We're going right back.

[Adam]

We're back.

[Dur]

Blake says he doesn't know what the manosphere is.

[Adam]

I know it's gonna be really funny, and I'm gonna really like it, so I'm just waiting.

[Dur]

You won't.

[Adam]

This is an I heart podcast. Guaranteed human.