Ep 294: Butthole-Maxxing & Motrin

Summary

This Is Important – Ep 294: "Butthole-Maxxing & Motrin"

Original Air Date: April 14, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Dur), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck (Isaac)

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Episode Overview

In their signature irreverent style, the "This Is Important" crew dig into what they affectionately deem “critical” topics. This week, the group riffs on viral butt-eating culture (“butthole maxxing”), the evolution of slang in the gym and manosphere, prostate orgasms, classic ultraviolent movies, and navigates through migraines, Motrin, raising toddlers, and enduring the chaotic magic of Disney. As always, topics range from genuinely personal (child discipline, headaches) to wildly crass (butt-eating etiquette), all with their unmistakable blend of absurdity, nostalgia, and affectionate ribbing.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Butthole Maxxing, Look Maxxing, and Internet Slang

• Loose Butthole vs. Butthole Maxxing:
  The gang debates whether “loose butthole” should be rebranded as “butthole maxxing,” seeking to turn a negative into a positive, in the style of other self-improvement terms like “look maxxing.”
  • "What if we rebrand loose butthole to butthole maxxin? Doesn’t that seem like you’re making your butthole extremely large...?" (Dur, 05:19)
  • Sex Positivity & Practicalities:
    • Blake argues that for comfort, a “loose butthole” might be desirable during anal sex; everyone riffing on physical comfort, with plenty of jokes.
    • Importance of not causing pain:
      • "If you’re partaking in anal sex... you hope their butthole was loose. Too tight would hurt them. I’m not trying to cause any pain." (Blake, 05:48–06:05)
  • The crew also briefly contrasts “look maxxing” (maximizing physical appearance) with “butthole maxxing” in gym/manosphere culture.
    • "The amount of look maxxing conversations happening at my gym…" (Blake, 05:15)

2. Prostate Orgasms and Sex Education

• Prostate Knowledge:
  The discussion gets playfully pseudo-educational as the crew walks through how prostate stimulation leads to male orgasms, referencing scenes from “Road Trip” and the term “milking.”
  • “Didn’t we all learn this in Road Trip? The doctor shoves fingers up his asshole to do a milking.” (Isaac, 08:10)
  • Incredulity whether this is common knowledge or some embarrassing admission.
• Reacharound Defined:
  The group hilariously hashes out what a “reacharound” really means, tracing its use in 80s/90s movies and military films:
  • “If you’re gonna fuck me in the ass, the least you could do is give me a reacharound…” (Isaac, 13:13)
  • Citing “Full Metal Jacket,” “Saving Silverman,” and more in a tangent about formative movie scenes and old-school vulgarity.

3. Workaholics Anniversary & Social Media Cues

• The guys riff on the 15-year anniversary of “Workaholics,” jokingly lamenting that nobody tells them or celebrates:
  • “No one Tweeted it or put it in the story. You think Isaac would give us a heads up…” (Blake, 10:55)
  • Appreciation for fan-run accounts keeping them up to date, even on family birthdays.

4. Migraines, Motrin, and Natural Podcasting Ads

• Blake spends a portion of the episode wearing sunglasses and a hat (“disguise”) due to severe migraines, prompting a running gag about whether this is a sneaky ad for Motrin.
  • "A few minutes before we started, I ran downstairs and took some Motrin. I Motrined up.” (Blake, 16:01)
  • “Well, I guess I'm just like, why are you telling us you down? Why are you stopping everything to go...get a Motrin?” (Isaac, 17:13)
  • Meta commentary on how to blend ads naturally into content and the number of ads forced into the podcast by iHeart.
    • “If you're listening and you work in advertising, you're welcome. This is how you do it.” (Isaac, 18:18)

5. Space, Artemis, and Mispronounced Science

• Dur admits to calling NASA’s moon mission “Atremis” instead of "Artemis," sparking a fit of laughter and mockery.
  • “Are you guys not up on the NASA scene? A tremis?” (Dur, 27:09)
  • “It's Artemis, you dumbass.” (Isaac, 27:16)
• General confusion and suspicion about the true progress of space exploration.
  • "The like, lack of advancements...makes me go, did this dude just actually did that back then in the ’60s?" (Isaac, 36:05)

6. Why Isn’t There a Club or Disney Moon on the Moon Yet?

• The crew proposes outlandish commercial expansions on the moon, like a Disney World Moon or throwing parties there.
  • “If I work at Disney, I go all hands on deck. We’re paying for a Disneyland, the Moon, to be there first...it just has to be a room.” (Isaac, 35:18)
  • Joking about NBA stars celebrating on “Disney Moon.”
    • “When the Lakers win the championship, Luka goes to the fucking Disney Moon.” (Isaac, 35:45)

7. Cybertrucks & Aging Taste

• Brief tangent on whether driving a Tesla Cybertruck is cool or a cringy dad move.
  • “It becomes your personality. It's like wearing your hat off to the side in your 50s.” (Isaac, 38:27)
  • Older men driving Cybertrucks likened to midlife crisis fashion faux pas.

8. Ultra-Violent Movies and Childhood Memories

• The group reminisces about watching movies like "Robocop," "Full Metal Jacket," "Starship Troopers," and "Natural Born Killers" too young, and how certain scenes (notably violence and nudity) were seared into their “pre-weed” brains.
  • “I remember watching Natural Born Killers and being truly frightened, thinking, like, I watched a real snuff film or something.” (Blake, 49:11)
  • Discussion morphs into a breakdown of which films are “manosphere” staples, "nerdcore," or essential viewing.
    • "Starship Troopers is very much not a manosphere movie." (Isaac, 42:16)
    • "Total Recall has a girl with three titties. That was awesome." (Blake, 44:00)

9. Parenting Battles & Disney World Diaries

• Blake shares his struggles and strategies around toddler discipline, like giving his son his first time-out and how kids respond.
  • “He was wiling out...I go, guess what, little boy? You get a timeout. You wanna timeout? And he's like, yeah. And then he didn’t know what a timeout was.” (Blake, 64:53)
• Anticipation for an upcoming family trip to Disney World, comparing Disneyland (CA) and Disney World (FL), the scale, parks, and navigation hacks.
  • "I am the ambassador for Children's Miracle Network, so they're doing...this huge conference in Orlando and while we were there, they gave us, like, a guide to go through Disney World." (Blake, 53:38)
• Social media feeds: how the algorithm knows you're going to Disney, serving up oddly specific content.
• Running joke: Will Blake survive Disney with only Motrin, Buzzballs, coffee, and weed?

10. Public Proposals and Disney Employee Dedication

• Viral video reviewed of someone’s marriage proposal ruined by a Disney cast member at Disneyland Paris, with amusement and admiration for the cold efficiency of Disney workers.
  • “Give that man a raise because he will ride or die for Disney.” (Dur, 61:21)

11. Trump Tweets, World Tension, and Takebacks

• Brief bit on then-President (or candidate?) Trump, referencing apocalyptic “bomb civilization” tweets—like “modern Hitler videos but in tweet form."
  • "It's insane. But as of today, that would be...we got a two week buffer. He gave 'em a two week buffer." (Dur, 68:50)
• The guys riff about what it would be like to have Trump on the podcast to do “takebacks.”
  • “How fun would it be if he comes on the podcast and he’s like, I would like to do some take backs?” (Blake, 69:13)
  • "He would do some takebacks, but then at the very end, you know Donnie's gonna be like, Zach, it's actually an epic slam. Oh, and then he just has the nuke button." (Blake, 69:16)

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• Butthole Maxxing Rebrand:
  • Dur: "What if we rebrand loose butthole to butthole maxxin? Doesn’t that seem like you’re making your butthole extremely large...?" (05:19)
  • Blake: “If you’re partaking in anal sex... you hope their butthole was loose. Too tight would hurt them.” (05:48)
• Prostate Education:
  • Isaac: "Didn't we all learn this in Road Trip?... a milking." (08:10)
  • Blake: "You brought it up. Multiple podcasts. It's fine if you do." (09:05)
• Motrin Ad-Riff:
  • Blake: “I ran downstairs and took some Motrin. I Motrined up.” (16:01)
  • Isaac: "If you're listening and you work in advertising... this is how you do it." (18:18)
• Space Misnomers:
  • Dur: “Are you guys not up on the NASA scene? A tremis?” (27:09)
  • Isaac: "It's Artemis, you dumbass." (27:16)
• Moon Concepts:
  • Isaac: "We’re paying for a Disneyland, the Moon, to be there first...it just has to be a room." (35:18)
  • Dur: "Bruno Mars, Pluto on the moon." (36:44)
• Cybertruck Slam:
  • Isaac: “It becomes your personality. It's like wearing your hat off to the side in your 50s.” (38:27)
• Parenting and Discipline:
  • Blake: “He was wiling out...I go, guess what, little boy? You get a timeout. You wanna timeout? And he's like, yeah...he didn't know what a timeout was.” (64:53)
• Disney Proposal Ruined:
  • Dur: “Give that man a raise because he will ride or die for Disney. I like that...That’s a good employee.” (61:21)
• Trump Section:
  • Blake: “How fun would it be if he comes on the podcast and he’s like, I would like to do some take backs?” (69:13)
  • Blake: "He would do some takebacks, but then at the very end, you know Donnie's gonna be like, Zach, it's actually an epic slam. Oh, and then he just has the nuke button." (69:16)
• Takebacks & Apologies:
  • Dur: "I truly thought I was a dreamist. I haven’t been too...I haven’t been...I’ve been kind of watching the news..." (**66:44–67:19 **)
  • Blake: "I would like to apologize to our editors for how far Blake is sitting in the frame." (67:19)

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | Description | |---------|-------------|-------------| | Butthole Maxxing & Look Maxxing | 02:32 – 06:44 | Origin and rebranding proposal of sexual slang, connection to “manosphere” culture. | | Prostate Orgasms & Reacharounds | 07:00 – 14:45 | Entertaining and awkward explanations of prostate-induced male orgasm, referencing pop culture. | | Workaholics Anniversary & Social Media | 10:37 – 11:09 | Anniversary of the show, how they learned via fan accounts. | | Migraines, Motrin & Ad Integration | 15:44 – 18:41 | Blake’s migraine, running Motrin gag, riff on influencer ad strategies. | | Artemis/Atremis Tangent | 27:05 – 29:59 | Humorous confusion over NASA's Artemis mission. | | The Moon as a Party Venue | 34:00 – 36:44 | Outrageous brainstorming of commercial moon ventures. | | Disney World Planning | 53:07 – 56:50 | How big is Disney World vs. Disneyland, trip planning, kid logistics. | | Viral Disney Proposal | 57:13 – 62:20 | Analysis and reaction to viral video. | | Parenting/Timeout Technique | 64:34 – 65:50 | Blake disciplines his son, muses on toddler psychology. | | Takebacks, Apologies & Trump | 66:41 – 69:36 | Apologies, reflection, and fantasy Trump segment. |

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Tone & Style

• Language & Tone:
  Raw, profane, performatively juvenile but with underlying warmth. Sarcastic, self-deprecating, and whip-smart pop culture banter.
• Dynamic:
  Equal parts intellectual absurdity and filth, with the cast challenging, roasting, and supporting each other throughout.

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In Short

• Butt-eating, prostate orgasms, and the reclamation of sexual slang ("butthole maxxing") are in the hot seat, inspiring conversation about comfort, masculinity, and gym vernacular.
• 90s and 2000s movie references fill out the episode, with the gang reflecting on violence, childhood trauma, and shared formative media moments.
• Migraines and Motrin are both real (for Blake) and a recurring meta-joke about podcast advertising.
• The Disney trip looms large—both as a personal milestone (Blake’s family trip) and a launching pad for commentary on theme parks, social media algorithms, and viral proposal mishaps.
• In true "This Is Important" fashion, a baffling mix of sex, pop culture, parenting, nostalgia, and meta-podcasting humor, all delivered with relentless commitment to the bit.

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For Newcomers

If you haven’t heard “This Is Important” before: expect a rapid-fire barrage of self-aware nonsense and surprisingly sweet personal asides woven into the blue humor. This episode features all the classic elements—over-the-top wordplay, sex talk, pop culture deconstruction, and the kind of male friendship that’s as honest as it is ridiculous.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Lala Kent]

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[Dur]

He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that.

[Lala Kent]

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[Lala Kent]

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[Dur]

Okay, I don't think that's true.

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[Julian Edelman]

This is Julian Edelman, host of Games with Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and the hilarious this important podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Improv Team Member]

We did beat him in improv.

[Julian Edelman]

You had an improv against the team?

[Improv Team Member]

Yes.

[Dur]

We would pull up their schools would

[Improv Team Member]

be there with signs for us. It's competition.

[Dur]

What you would win is a bottle of Goldschlager.

[Improv Team Member]

James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it.

[Julian Edelman]

For more games with names, visit the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.

[Isaac]

Welcome to this is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what's the most important bottom line critical happening on this planet today.

[Blake Anderson]

On this is Important, people have been eating butts like groceries.

[Isaac]

You want to know the difference between us and get started a treatment.

[Dur]

Hey, Give it to me straight, Doc. Am I butthole Maxine or what?

[Isaac]

Buckle up.

[Lala Kent]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Hello.

[Dur]

Fart. I don't even know what that was.

[Blake Anderson]

Fart. Fart.

[Isaac]

Okay.

[Dur]

Did you for anybody mix? I didn't. That was a live mix for anybody still listening to the pod and not watching on Netflix. You just got an exclusive remix.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Wow. Wow.

[Isaac]

And you can hire. You can hire Blake Anderson for any backyard function.

[Dur]

You got it?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And the way you said that, it makes you. Makes me feel like you hate Netflix. Why do you hate Netflix, Blake? The way you said that.

[Dur]

Well, they don't let us play music. I wish we could still play music, but I understand. It's just part of the game.

[Isaac]

Kumbaya.

[Dur]

That's life is what it is.

[Isaac]

Yeah, you would play music if you weren't such a. Okay, just play it. What are you scared of? What are you afraid of?

[Dur]

I just know they mute it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

Oh, are you scared of muting? You're scared of quiet silence?

[Blake Anderson]

People wouldn't even understand what the hell was happening.

[Isaac]

I live for uncomfortable silences. Okay?

[Blake Anderson]

I know you do.

[Isaac]

I know you.

[Dur]

Can we talk about Adam's new look, please?

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Isaac]

Or we just sit in a silence and we look at him.

[Dur]

I don't think the listeners want.

[Isaac]

That's an uncomfortable silence.

[Blake Anderson]

Is this silence uncomfortable now?

[Dur]

For anybody watching on Netflix, you are seeing Adam in all his glory.

[Blake Anderson]

Very shagadelic.

[Dur]

I wasn't really talking about your muscles.

[Isaac]

The lack of definition is.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not. It's the light, dude.

[Dur]

It's this Netflix lighting, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

My. My triceps are popping.

[Isaac]

Yeah, you got the hoof.

[Blake Anderson]

They're pop.

[Isaac]

Is that what they call the goat hoof?

[Dur]

It's not.

[Blake Anderson]

So horseshoe. Horseshoe.

[Dur]

I don't really.

[Isaac]

And he's not in the manosphere. Are you telling me?

[Blake Anderson]

I just know it.

[Dur]

Hey, Kumbaya.

[Blake Anderson]

I just know these things people say to me at the gym. I just know what people say.

[Isaac]

Oh, he's at the gym. Or is he at the mano gym?

[Dur]

The mano gym.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

I'm going to come.

[Isaac]

Actually. Do we open that chain the mano gym?

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Dur]

You know what? I was thinking we could.

[Blake Anderson]

The amount of look maxing conversations that are happening at my gym.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

What. What about this though? It. What if we rebrand loose butthole to butthole Maxine? Oh, doesn't that seem like cuz you're making your butthole extremely large butthole?

[Isaac]

Max, you have the floor expound on that. Oh, that's it. That's it. Well, do it.

[Blake Anderson]

I Don't think that's what. Oh, that. You mean. Okay.

[Dur]

Loose butthole.

[Blake Anderson]

But maxing people consider a good thing, like maxing out their potential.

[Dur]

Also, I'm ready to rebrand loose butthole to something that's really great.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay. I think depending on the person, it could be. But you know, if you are partaking in anal sex with someone, you hope they're as hole their butthole was loose.

[Isaac]

You do tight butthole.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, too tight. Too tight.

[Dur]

It would hurt them.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not trying to cause any pain.

[Dur]

Right.

[Isaac]

No, no, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Dur]

I don't know, bro.

[Isaac]

You got.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Isaac]

You're the one with the bucket.

[Dur]

You. You tell me, brother. You're the one who looks like a predator right now.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude. Fits this big, big brain.

[Dur]

Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Big beautiful brain.

[Isaac]

So you're biggest. You're saying that some.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Dur]

A tremors.

[Isaac]

You want someone with a loose butthole because you don't want to hurt him.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Loose butthole. He's a lover, man.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right.

[Isaac]

That's. That's what you're saying you want.

[Blake Anderson]

Essentially. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want to injure them. Yeah.

[Dur]

I can already tell this top five paw.

[Isaac]

I mean, I. I would love to have that person on here to talk about butthole. Max. That situation. Well, just the.

[Dur]

Just the.

[Isaac]

Like, what is the. Like, if you're a gay dude, like, what's the pain threshold? Like what is.

[Dur]

Or a straight guy who enjoys anal.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Dur]

Egging.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Wait.

[Isaac]

Yeah. Blake. Blake. Oh, my God.

[Dur]

Thank you, God.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, I think.

[Isaac]

I think we've covered this.

[Blake Anderson]

You got. You want to admit anything?

[Dur]

I actually was. I actually was having a conversation with some friends and butthole maxing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Dur]

We were talking about butthole magic.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Dur]

And I heard. I heard that anal organ organism, anal orgasm.

[Isaac]

Adam looks like a runaway grandma. We found your grandmother.

[Dur]

He looks like when Ernest would dress up like the grandma. Like to like, escape people with, like, the neck break.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Dur]

Not on me.

[Isaac]

Okay. Excuse me. Deuce or somewhere else you're supposed to be, ma'.

[Blake Anderson]

Am.

[Dur]

Know what I mean?

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

I heard that men can have anal orgasms. Like, that's. That's light work. Like, that's easy.

[Isaac]

Like when you.

[Dur]

Goodbye.

[Isaac]

That's light work. Oh, my God. Yes. This is obvious. We've all learned this in the movie Road Trip.

[Blake Anderson]

This is why gay guys do the. You know, this is why there are bottoms. Or else what would be the point?

[Isaac]

We've all. Didn't we all learn this in Road Trip when they Went to like the doctor and she like, shove fingers up his asshole to do a milking.

[Dur]

Yes. That's my bad, though.

[Isaac]

And aren't you just milking with a dick?

[Dur]

I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I assume you just.

[Isaac]

Your dick's like. It's a dunkaroo. You're just dunking in the middle.

[Dur]

I thought men and women both had the ability to orgasm anally. I think women can, but I think dudes are. It's much more right there because of the.

[Isaac]

This is so seventh grade sex education class. Yes.

[Dur]

Cuz dudes have the. What is not the prostate.

[Blake Anderson]

We know that.

[Isaac]

The prostate.

[Blake Anderson]

We know that. You know, you don't have to pretend and be like. Yeah, if they put two fingers and they just go like this.

[Dur]

It's science.

[Blake Anderson]

Apparently. We know that. You know, I don't.

[Isaac]

You.

[Blake Anderson]

You brought it up. Multiple podcast. It's fine if you do.

[Isaac]

It's light work, dude. It's light work, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

As you said, you know, and that's okay.

[Dur]

I'm just saying.

[Isaac]

Listen, you're talking about. We're talking about prostate milking.

[Dur]

Okay.

[Isaac]

And that's the orgasm. You're talking about bottoms having. A woman doesn't have a prostate.

[Dur]

Sure. That's true to you. And this was one. A signature sitting in silence.

[Isaac]

You want an awkward silence?

[Dur]

I gotta get cricket. I gotta get Cricket.

[Blake Anderson]

Loose butthole. Okay, Todd, hit us with a wiki wiki.

[Dur]

Give it to us.

[Blake Anderson]

This is a massage of the prostate gland via the rectum or the perineum. And the perineum is your tank. Correct. Kumbaya. This article needs additional citations for verification.

[Isaac]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, sure. Thanks, Todd. Yeah. Hey, thanks for that. Oh, here we go. No, you gotta open it. The prostate takes part in the sexual response cycle and is essential for the production of semen.

[Isaac]

I knew that. I knew that.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, so. Yeah. If you tickle it. Yeah, yeah.

[Dur]

I'm gonna come.

[Blake Anderson]

You stay.

[Isaac]

It's light work.

[Blake Anderson]

As Blake would say, the jizzing is light work.

[Isaac]

Where are we going with this? Blake? What was your original argument?

[Blake Anderson]

What do you would say we were. He was saying what? Butthole maxing? Is that what you were saying? Yes.

[Dur]

I think we can. I think we can really meet the moment and we can embrace what we've set up in the past because it was the 15 year anniversary of workaholics coming out the other day.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that no one tells us. And a lot of shows, like, do a thing for it. How'd you even get a cast back together, Kyle? Like, no one.

[Dur]

No one Tweeted it or put it in the story.

[Blake Anderson]

You think Isaac would give us a heads up or.

[Dur]

Honestly, I think it was. That shit's important that they are. They really keep up on their shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that shit's important. Instagram, they thank God for them.

[Isaac]

They're running.

[Dur]

They really. They really keep us up to date.

[Isaac]

They tell me when it's my kids birthdays. Oh, yeah. Oh, super helpful.

[Dur]

Okay.

[Isaac]

Oh, they're always like, did you get those eggs on the way home? And I'm like, God damn it. I got to turn back around.

[Dur]

Gotcha.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. So he was saying loose butthole is like. Yeah, is.

[Dur]

Is butthole magic. Maybe we rebrand it and then.

[Blake Anderson]

But I think butthole. Loose butthole we said was a bad thing. And looks Maxine, for these idiots who do it consider it a good thing.

[Isaac]

Butthole maxing would be tightening. Retracting would be tight. But even though Adam says it could lead to injury, which led Blake to the conversation, which is, I think what I was trying to circle back to, which was.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right. Circling back.

[Isaac]

Men can have an orgasm through their butthole and we just. It's a prostate massage. Right. I remember hearing about a reach around and for a very long time being like, yeah, yeah, reach around and not really even understanding what a reach around was.

[Dur]

That is just.

[Blake Anderson]

I still don't know.

[Isaac]

And so. Right.

[Dur]

Yes, you do. That's self explanatory.

[Isaac]

Do you? But if you think about it now, right now in the moment, do you think you know what a reach around is?

[Dur]

I think it's when I'm getting. When I'm getting pegged, my girl starts yanking on me while I.

[Isaac]

While it's happening, she has to reach around. That's a reach around.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Oh, well, yeah. I didn't know it was about getting pegged

[Isaac]

off when you're getting bf.

[Dur]

Yeah, yeah, we know that. But this is also in a fantasy world. I'm not ever doing that. No, no, I'm not, I'm not. I'm just making it true to what it would be in my life. But yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't care, Blake, that. That's your life. We don't care. Then that's perfectly fine. But I never. I guess I never put that together. I just thought like quick. It's like almost like a sneak attack. Like a girl sneaks up on you and just.

[Isaac]

Can be Adam. It can be, but I think it comes from this phrasing of like, hey, if you're gonna me in the ass, you the least you could do Is give me a reach around. There's some like saying about like classic.

[Blake Anderson]

That classic phrase.

[Isaac]

Does no one know what I'm talking about?

[Dur]

The same.

[Isaac]

It's like the guy sucked me in the ass. Didn't even bother to give me a reach around. It's like when you're getting screwed over.

[Dur]

But that's like old. No, he's right. It's like old. Like 80s, 90s.

[Blake Anderson]

This is exactly. This is.

[Isaac]

This is. This is what Ted Sarandos told me yesterday about the deal we made with him. He goes, wow, you guys really bent me over. Didn't even give me a reach around. I go, that's right, baby. Give me those Netflix bucks.

[Dur]

Yeah. No, Ted is always Ted's words.

[Blake Anderson]

Ted. See, I understand why Dur thinks this now is because he grew up with older brothers when it was watched 80s who watched a lot of 80s movies. I feel like they said like that in 80s movies.

[Dur]

A lot of.

[Blake Anderson]

But yeah, yeah, but okay, so this is.

[Isaac]

They didn't say that in Encino Man.

[Blake Anderson]

When you guys are watching Full Metal Jacket, I bet you're the kind of guy that would a person in the ass and not even decency goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around punk rock getting radical. I'll be watching you. So this truly Full Metal Jacket, which came out what, 78, 79.

[Dur]

That's a Kubrick film, right? That's a Kubrick film. Is vintage.

[Isaac]

I don't even think it's the 70s. I think it's 80s, isn't it?

[Dur]

Is that a Kubrick film?

[Blake Anderson]

87.

[Dur]

My God damn. Good year.

[Isaac]

Yeah. So I was six when I saw that.

[Dur]

Cool, man. And you remember it to this day. That's cool, brother.

[Isaac]

That movie's unhinged. I want to watch that.

[Dur]

I mean, I rewatched that. The coolest pivot ever was the way that the. The like Colonel or general or whatever was the dude from Saving Silverman. That was fun.

[Isaac]

Yeah. It's just a working actor.

[Dur]

Oh, but he. Oh, man.

[Isaac]

You thought he just had to hang up the spurs after that

[Blake Anderson]

anymore.

[Dur]

No, I saw Saving Sil Silverman first. I saw a Full Metal Jacket second. So I'm like, yeah, it's a. It's a powerful performance, but I like it better when he's in the front yard.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

And wiping his ass with the mail.

[Isaac]

Yeah, that was Full Metal.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta see Saving Silverman again.

[Dur]

Silverman is goaded.

[Isaac]

I. I mean, is that a double. Is that a double feature that we should put up in like, video?

[Blake Anderson]

Gotta run that one Right back, Right back.

[Dur]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I think that's a big.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I will say the. The reason that I'm wearing the glasses and. And less so the hat. I don't know why I put the hat on is I've been having the worst migraine for the last two days and it's. It's been vicious.

[Isaac]

Dude, did you stop drinking?

[Blake Anderson]

The reason I said. Hey, wait, wait, wait. A few minutes before we started, I ran downstairs stairs and took some Motrin. I Motrined up. Oh, is this an ad works?

[Isaac]

You have to say it's an ad. If it's an ad, it's not an ad. This seems like a weird ad.

[Dur]

So what is the.

[Blake Anderson]

Why would that be an.

[Dur]

I don't know.

[Isaac]

I feel like you hired writers who are like. And then you're gonna put on a hat and glasses and you're gonna say you ran downstairs so it seems real and try and work in that into a bit and then say the word

[Blake Anderson]

Motrin undercover that I think we do another ads. I listened to our podcast last week and I was like, jeez, Jesus Christ, what I heart makes us do so many goddamn ads. You don't realize how many there are until you actually listen to the podcast. I understand the flack that we get the uproar.

[Isaac]

And so, I mean, it is annoying to move on from me explaining that maybe you just did a Motrin ad.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, if you're gonna slip an ad in and have it not feel so cumbersome, you might want to do something a long time.

[Isaac]

I knew it.

[Dur]

I love that terce. Thanks. That this is what Motrin paid for.

[Isaac]

Well, I guess I'm just like, why are you telling us you down? Why are you stopping everything to go. And I guess I should tell you I'm wearing this hat and glasses cuz I had thing and I went downstairs to get a motor.

[Dur]

The tank top.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. The tank top was just.

[Dur]

Why are you in disguise?

[Isaac]

Why are you in disguise other guys?

[Blake Anderson]

It's been a hard day, okay.

[Isaac]

And there's nothing to get you through those days like Motrin.

[Blake Anderson]

I was. It was not a commercial. That's what you take.

[Dur]

You're wearing is now you're wearing three things you don't ever wear. And then you're looping it back to Motrin.

[Blake Anderson]

I wear sunglasses, dude.

[Dur]

Not during the pod, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I just have. I just. I was just saying in case. In case I seem a little off this podcast, it's because I have a horrible migraine and the only thing that's for me that solves migraine.

[Isaac]

If I don't get one of these dollars, these Motrin dollars is extra strength. Isaac's gone.

[Dur]

Little yellow different. I like that, brother. I like.

[Isaac]

And by the way, if you're listening, if you work in advertising and you're listening, you're welcome. This is how you do it.

[Blake Anderson]

This is how you do it.

[Dur]

We can fit them in. We can fit them in very naturally.

[Isaac]

Don't send us your bullshit secrets. Okay, here we go.

[Blake Anderson]

Look at my eyes.

[Isaac]

I just need a little Visine.

[Blake Anderson]

Look at my eyes. What about. Does this look like a guy who's. Who's ready to be fully podcasted right now?

[Dur]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

I need the motion to kick in.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I need to wear these sunglasses.

[Isaac]

And you know what? It's time. Acting.

[Blake Anderson]

I need to wear these Garrett Light sunglasses. The only thing that protects my.

[Dur]

And this hangs this brutal loom. Wife beater that. We don't call them that. What do we call them again?

[Blake Anderson]

Men's tank tops.

[Isaac]

I think peg beaters.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you know. You know what? You actually inspired me, Blake.

[Isaac]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

You inspired me for once. You. You. I remember we.

[Isaac]

I'm gonna leave.

[Blake Anderson]

We wore these tank tops for the Vegas show when we came out. And then we ripped them off all sexy like. Yeah. And then you gave me a really nice compliment, and you said, wow, you. I never see you in a wife beater. You said, wife beater. I've never seen you in a wife beater. And. And I go, oh, yeah. And then you go, you don't look that bad. And I was like, oh, wow, thanks. And that actually built my confidence up.

[Dur]

And I was like.

[Blake Anderson]

I came home and I bought a pack of. I call them men's tank tops. White tank tops. And it built my confidence up. Unlike, Was it Seattle, where you called me a fat little piggy. Oink, oink. And said, you're like, oh, yeah, you are gaining a lot of weight, you fat piggy.

[Isaac]

I told you, dude. This dude is the scorecard on this. You tell him something is etched in stone.

[Dur]

Hangs on to it. He hangs on to it.

[Isaac]

How's that?

[Dur]

Liquid death.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, I'm like a tremors.

[Dur]

Like an elephant tremors.

[Blake Anderson]

And the only thing that's bringing me back from this horrible migraine is Motrin, and I swallow it with a nice ice cold gulp of liquid death.

[Isaac]

They're back.

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[Dur]

How often are you getting these migraines? Are they frequent or is this once in a blue moon?

[Blake Anderson]

It's A. It's a blue moon. I haven't got one in months.

[Dur]

Okay, good.

[Blake Anderson]

Well over six months.

[Isaac]

And what brings them on? You don't know what brings them on?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. I do not know. I've been having an aok week.

[Dur]

Sometimes I have like a. A pain that's like right behind my eye. Like if I put pressure on. Really hurts. Is that a migraine?

[Isaac]

That's a tumor.

[Blake Anderson]

That seems like a. Yeah, it's either.

[Isaac]

It's either a body or a tapeworm works its way up to your brain.

[Dur]

I do need to get into the doc. I gotta get looked at. I gotta get everything.

[Isaac]

Yeah. What's. We've talked about this. When's the last time you're at the doctor?

[Dur]

It's been a minute, man. And I told myself I was gonna do it on my birthday and I.

[Blake Anderson]

Could you ask him to look max your

[Dur]

they butthole max me?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you're over 40. He might need to look. Smacks your.

[Dur]

Hey, give it to me straight. Doc is in my butthole maxing or what?

[Isaac]

I like.

[Dur]

How am I looking back there?

[Isaac]

Look smacks your asshole. Does roll off the tongue a little better.

[Dur]

It isn't bad. It isn't bad. It's science.

[Liberty Mutual Ad Voice]

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[Dur]

Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty.

[Julian Edelman]

This is Julian Edelman, host of Games with Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and the hilarious this is important podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Improv Team Member]

We did beat him in improv.

[Isaac]

You had an improv against the team?

[Dur]

Yes. We would pull up, their schools would

[Improv Team Member]

be there with signs for us. It's competition.

[Dur]

What you would win is a bottle of Goldschlager.

[Improv Team Member]

James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it.

[Julian Edelman]

For more games with names, visit the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

You know the famous author Roald Dahl? He thought up Willy Wonka and the bfg. But did you know he was a spy? Neither did I. You can hear all about his wildlife story in the podcast the Secret World of Roald Dahl. All episodes are out now.

[Lala Kent]

Was this before he wrote his stories? It must have been.

[Dur]

What? Okay, I don't think that's true.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

I'm telling you, the guy was a spy. Binge all 10 episodes of the Secret World of Roald Dahl now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Iris Palmer]

I'm Iris Palmer and my new podcast is called Against All Odds. And that's exactly what the show is about. Doing whatever it takes to beat the odds. Get ready to hear from some of your favorite entrepreneurs and entertainers as they share stories about defying expectations, overcoming barriers, and breaking generational patterns. I'm talking to people like award winning actress, producer and director, Eva Longoria.

[Iris Palmer Guest]

I think I had like 200 in my savings account and my mom goes,

[Lala Kent]

what are you gonna do?

[Iris Palmer Guest]

And I was like, I'll figure it out. We got a one bedroom apartment for like 400amonth and we all could not afford. Like, I was like, how am I going to make $100 a month?

[Iris Palmer]

I'm opening up like I've never before. For those of you who think you know me from what you've seen on social media, get ready to see a whole new side of me. Listen to Against All Odds with Iris Palmer as part of the My Cultura podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast.

[Isaac]

And by the way, with these youngsters eating butthole, they're gonna want to look smacks their asshole.

[Dur]

Now are we still in that or are they still claiming that? I know it was, it's probably worse now.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it was millennials that were eating assholes.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

I think Kevin Gates the rapper started it with like eating butt like groceries. And like everybody kind of, kind of, kind of rallied behind that.

[Isaac]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I don't know if people wanted

[Isaac]

to hashtag me to that.

[Blake Anderson]

He got it from somewhere. People were out eating butts like groceries. And then he was like, oh, shit, let me write that down. Right?

[Isaac]

And that's, that's often what you hear. These rappers are just telling the stories of their upbringing in the streets.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, there's like, quick, where Pen, I have to write that down. That's gold.

[Isaac]

They're just, they're just rapping about what they see, Right?

[Blake Anderson]

So, yeah, they're not making stuff up. It's what they see in the streets.

[Isaac]

I remember. And it's been, it's obviously, it's a tale as old as time, but I do remember a friend in college, who was like, that girl I've been going out with a couple times, she like, licks my pizza.

[Blake Anderson]

Pizza.

[Isaac]

I was like, what? I'm 20. I'm like, like, what?

[Blake Anderson]

Ew.

[Isaac]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

Why?

[Isaac]

He's like, I don't know. But.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, basically a Gen Z er, so that's.

[Isaac]

Oh, yeah, it's been happening.

[Blake Anderson]

It's been happening. People have been eating butts like groceries. Well, before Kevin Gates.

[Dur]

Right, right. Well, I mean, now that I know that it goes off and it's. What did I say? It's light work.

[Isaac]

Is it light work? It feels like it'd be a heavy work.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I don't think. I don't think the eating of the. Would give you an orgasm because. Don't you have to go indoors now?

[Isaac]

This is. Now this is Adam.

[Dur]

Adam. You know Adam. You know the answers a minute ago and you're grilling me about.

[Isaac]

I love how he's like. If you're saying you know Adam, just

[Dur]

say what you know. Tilt your glasses down, grandma.

[Isaac]

Hey, Gamal.

[Dur]

Don't tilt your glasses down at me.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm just saying. No, wouldn't you need to. Well, how are you supposed to rub the. The male. What's the male clitoris.

[Dur]

We just talked.

[Blake Anderson]

The prostate.

[Isaac]

Are we talking about the prostate?

[Blake Anderson]

The prostate.

[Dur]

The prostate.

[Blake Anderson]

You have to rub the prostate. But you can't do that from just the outside of the. That's inside.

[Dur]

I have no clue. I have no.

[Isaac]

By the way, you guys know, it goes. It goes first date, it goes second date, and then if you're lucky, it goes prostate.

[Dur]

Okay, wait a minute.

[Isaac]

If you're lucky.

[Dur]

If you're lucky, you earn those. But tremors.

[Isaac]

Wait, what was that

[Blake Anderson]

free miss?

[Dur]

No. Dude, Are you guys not up on the NASA scene? A tremis.

[Isaac]

But it's called Artemis, you dumbass.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's Artemis.

[Isaac]

It's a

[Blake Anderson]

tremus. What are you talking.

[Dur]

I'm gonna name my next child a Tremus.

[Isaac]

I like a tremis. This is straight parmesan cheese here, bro.

[Dur]

Are you serious? It's not a tremis. It's Artemis. That is a dumbass name. I've been watching the news.

[Blake Anderson]

The last.

[Isaac]

Artemis is like Apollo's grandma or some shit.

[Blake Anderson]

Artemis is a legitimate word. A tremis.

[Dur]

A tremus is a fire ass name.

[Isaac]

A tremus does sound like a tremus

[Blake Anderson]

is a thing that you made up. Yeah, atremus is. Now I know when you're playing Dungeons and Dragons with your basement friends. Yes, that's. You guys. Like my. My warrior's name is Atremus and it's a fake thing. Artemis. Look at what Artemis is. Artemis.

[Isaac]

Atremis is when you go, hey, watch me throw this rock against that tree.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like a Greek God or some.

[Isaac]

What is it? What is Artemis? It's something to do with Apollo, right? It's because Apollo was the one that went to the moon before.

[Dur]

By the way, it's not pronounced Apollo. It's a pronounced Apollo.

[Isaac]

Okay?

[Dur]

So please correct yourself before you correct me about a treas.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, this is just the crew. We're literally want to know what Artemis means here?

[Isaac]

Allegedly.

[Dur]

Not a Tremis. Dude, this whole time I've been walking around my house screaming at.

[Isaac]

I hope so. I hope so. I want to see those ring videos, please.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, your. Your girl is. Is not in the country, right? She's like, oh, she. Okay, okay. Artemis is the Greek God hunting and wild animals.

[Isaac]

A tremus is the God of wild animals.

[Dur]

Atreus is a wild animal. I love Atreus. Dude, that is actually really upsetting to me. There's so many words that float around in my head that I only say aloud on the pod and it really.

[Isaac]

Well, the thing is, you're switching the letters around. It's not even how it's spelled. It's not a pronunciation thing. It's just what you hope and wish it was.

[Blake Anderson]

No, sir, I don't like it. Well, and I know he's written because it's. You're obviously watching the news in order to see.

[Isaac]

Obviously. Wobviously.

[Blake Anderson]

Did I say wobvious?

[Isaac]

Yeah, and it's wobus. It's fine.

[Blake Anderson]

Obviously you're watching the news to. And you see it written.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

So.

[Dur]

Well, it's out the corner of my eye. I never actually watch the news. I just have it on. So I. I see the headlines.

[Isaac]

You have it. Yeah, it's okay. It's.

[Dur]

I have it. I have the news one. And it's. Why is it a tramus?

[Blake Anderson]

Brother, this reminds me of. Do you remember when I. Oh, my God.

[Isaac]

Earlier Donkey, you belvedere to.

[Dur]

Oh, now I know why you have the migraine.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, no, the migraine's been happening two days. This happened earlier mits. Migraine. It was a double whammy.

[Dur]

Double whammy.

[Blake Anderson]

But when I said beaucake.

[Dur]

Yes, of course.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And you guys, this is a similar situation. I said bucake instead of bukhaki.

[Isaac]

Right.

[Blake Anderson]

And you guys didn't let me hear the end of it for about 11 years. And. And then now. Well, this is a much less funnier version Than that. But the fact that you said a tremis and you've been screaming it in your house. Wow. So now you're. Your kids. They think it's a tremis.

[Dur]

They're gonna go to school.

[Isaac]

Kids, sit down. We're gonna watch a trainment lot. Watch this. This is important.

[Dur]

Hey, y' all give a fuck about Artemis. But my kids will be on a treat, miss. And they will go even further.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, I bet now, why now here?

[Isaac]

You want to know the difference between us? You want to know the difference between us? And get started a treatment.

[Blake Anderson]

You could start a tremendous. Just scream out. I don't give a fuck. You see who did this? Oh boy, I'm so pissed. Why should we care about Artemis? What. What is happening? I've not been.

[Dur]

I don't know. I've only watched it out the corner of my eye.

[Isaac]

It's.

[Dur]

It's squashed in between talks of annihilation,

[Blake Anderson]

by the way, Blake, you brought it up.

[Dur]

I know you brought it up because they keep shoehorn. I mean, this is a little old news now. We'll see where we're at when this thing airs.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I hope it doesn't blow up. God forbid, something.

[Isaac]

That's why you watch.

[Dur]

I'm not even talking about that. I'm saying, is that why you watch? They're squashing this atremus story in between like, like the war stuff. And it's like, bro, why do we keep cutting to the damn space dudes? Because nobody likes what's happening out here. So they're like, let's just hope.

[Isaac]

We gotta hope for something. We gotta hope for something. We gotta.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we're. This is a unit, a unifying moment. I feel I. I just haven't been checking in because every time I look at the news, it's the craziest thing. When Trump was. It was like Easter Sunday. And he's like, they called him the king of kings. You know, a lot of people call me the king. Imagine. And I'm like, what are we doing? And then he's giving another speech that was just as unhinged and crazy. And there was like a nine foot bunny bro in a bunny costume just

[Isaac]

standing next to him.

[Blake Anderson]

We have like, what world are we in? And then Artemis comes up and they're like. And then we're going, space hug.

[Isaac]

Space hug.

[Blake Anderson]

I literally thought. I literally thought we'd been doing that, that every weekend for the past four years, right? And they're like, this is the first time it's been done since we went to the moon in 19, whatever, 60.

[Isaac]

I think they went a bunch of times in the 60s. And then they haven't gone because it's like, say it.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Yeah. And then they just said it.

[Isaac]

Now they're going, it's expensive.

[Blake Anderson]

Shut the up. Yeah, it is weird that you.

[Isaac]

You know, everyone.

[Blake Anderson]

Everyone says Bezos was doing that.

[Isaac]

No, it's not going to the moon. He just flies over, like. Like out into the.

[Dur]

Into the. Like, our atmosphere. Or, like, just leaves it and loops around some.

[Isaac]

But, like, it is kind of wild. Like, I. I think we've been to the moon. I'll just say that. But.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, okay, but you are so dumb.

[Dur]

Hold.

[Blake Anderson]

Maxing.

[Isaac]

The. The. The like, lack of advancements or at least advancements that they've told us that we have.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you, Blake. Thank you.

[Isaac]

You. I'm like, did we go okay? Like, how are we rocking? Like the same. Damn, it all looks the same. They're like, this one's got another seat. So now we've got four astronauts. I'm like, but I.

[Dur]

Are we.

[Isaac]

Are we.

[Dur]

Can we.

[Isaac]

Space Max, please?

[Dur]

No, Atreus. Atremus did something different, though.

[Isaac]

What?

[Dur]

There's a reason Atremis is getting some play. I think it looped around, like, twice.

[Blake Anderson]

And what is that?

[Dur]

Re.

[Blake Anderson]

And then what is that reason?

[Dur]

I think it looped around twice and it got really cool photos because it was shot on an iPhone. So it's extra clear.

[Blake Anderson]

Almost too clear, bro.

[Dur]

Almost too clear. Looks fake.

[Blake Anderson]

You see the. The pores of those space aliens.

[Isaac]

But I'm just saying, how are we not landing? Kicking it. Like, what? I'm just asking. They landed before. How are we not. How are we not very easily landing

[Dur]

happy dad on the moon.

[Blake Anderson]

That I feel. I feel we got to get the

[Isaac]

sphere on the movie.

[Dur]

You're right.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I think if it was.

[Dur]

So it should be a club. We should have a club up there by now.

[Blake Anderson]

We went how many times in the 60s. I feel we should have flown.

[Iris Palmer Guest]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

However many times. That's why I said six times. Todd says six times.

[Dur]

A baker's desert six times.

[Blake Anderson]

And so now in 2026, you got this. You can't fucking go up there. You build an actual. A kick it zone. I feel like, why is not some trillionaire just going, hey, you know what? We're. We're building the ultimate club, dude.

[Isaac]

Even if. Even, by the way, if I work at Disney, I go all hands on deck. We're paying for a Disneyland, the moon to be there first. And by the way, it just has to Be a room.

[Dur]

I just want to party.

[Isaac]

And. And you can send someone there every five years, and it's still gonna be worth it because someone's gonna be like, I went to Disney Moon.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, yeah, Disney Moon.

[Isaac]

When. When the Lakers win the championship, Luca goes to the fucking Disney Moon.

[Blake Anderson]

Motherfucking Pluto on the moon.

[Dur]

Oh, that's what I'm saying, bro.

[Isaac]

Yes.

[Dur]

I feel like we're in. We're in the pitch room now. Holy Pluto on the Moon.

[Isaac]

The fact that. The fact that there's not wild advancements in, like, the mechanical aspect of, like, how we get around Hume, how we get humans around on the moon isn't, like, wildly different. Makes me go, did this dude just. Just actually did that back then in the 60s?

[Blake Anderson]

Did do this? Do this?

[Dur]

I will say, like, we should definitely be doing some sort of, like, the. A halftime show from the moon. Like, there should be some kind of performance. We don't have to go there.

[Blake Anderson]

But the fact that Bruno Mars

[Dur]

versus

[Isaac]

Pluto on the moon at Disney Moon. Yes. Points.

[Dur]

Bruno Mars, Pluto on the Moon.

[Isaac]

Come on.

[Dur]

Hey.

[Blake Anderson]

Turns out I just need to have some Motrin to squash my migraine in order for me to collect all the points.

[Dur]

Oh, man.

[Isaac]

I mean, do you guys think I'm crazy?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

No, I mean. I mean about this. Okay. I mean about this specifically.

[Dur]

I hear you.

[Isaac]

Okay.

[Dur]

I hear.

[Isaac]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

It gives. It gives one pause, but it's giving.

[Isaac]

It's giving one smart.

[Dur]

It's giving smart.

[Isaac]

I don't know, man. I just. I'm like, if you hold up a cyber truck truck, which I would say is the, like, craziest looking car of now.

[Blake Anderson]

Pretty homely.

[Isaac]

Next. Next to a 66 Chevy or whatever. Don't you go, that's a car. Don't you go, wow. All right. Like, this seems like it's probably radically more advanced and maybe it's not that more advanced. As I say it, like, it is nothing.

[Blake Anderson]

Chevy. But do you guys ever need a motor? No. You guys. Do you guys. Dude, it hurts. It hurts my nut to laugh. Do you guys like the look of a cyber truck?

[Isaac]

Here's what I said before. I'll say it again. I would never buy one, but I think renting one for, like, a weekend somewhere would be fun to be like, all right, let's.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure. For comedy purposes.

[Isaac]

Not even comedy. Not even comedy. Just to be like, what's this truck all about? I think it looks fine, but I don't want it to be. It becomes your personality. It becomes your personality is the problem.

[Dur]

I think they're pretty freaking lame looking.

[Isaac]

It's like wearing a hat off to the side in your 50s.

[Dur]

Yeah, well, I feel like Kevin Federline did that in that he did it in his 20s.

[Isaac]

I'm saying if you're like a 50 even 40 year old man who rocks your hat off to the side a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm a man.

[Isaac]

It's like you're pretending to fit in at like some weird high school party. So what if, what if you were

[Blake Anderson]

to wear a bucket hat over your

[Dur]

headphones, tilted, then it looks like you're in disguise?

[Isaac]

What if?

[Dur]

No.

[Isaac]

So all that's to say is that if you're a 25 year old in a cybertruck, no love is lost. I get it. Great. You don't even, you don't even know any better.

[Dur]

So you're saying it's a young man's game.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. You, you have bad taste. If you are a 20 year old

[Isaac]

and you, you just don't even know any better.

[Dur]

Yeah, no, no, that's a good look.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like I would have known better. It's not a good look. I've actually, I have friends, close friends that when I found out that they. I believe you were on the list to buy a cyber truck. Not even had a cyber truck yet. We're on a list to get one. Right. When they first came out and I first seen them, I lost a lot of respect.

[Isaac]

You almost left the manosphere.

[Blake Anderson]

And in fact, I'm less, I'm less good friends with this person. Yeah, yeah. Because of it.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

I think when I saw the initial, you can say Kyle, the initial pictures. The initial, I thought it looked, I thought it looked cool. It looked like it was straight from RoboCop, which I'm a fan of the look of like RoboCop, maybe more total

[Isaac]

recall, but yeah, no, like the RoboCop.

[Dur]

Who's the bad guy in RoboCop?

[Isaac]

Is it two or one? Yeah, no, you're talking about the, like the. What's it called, 9000? No, no, no, but like the car they had.

[Dur]

Oh, wait, no, I don't even know that one.

[Isaac]

There's like an ad for a car that the dude gets and then they blow it up and he goes was. Oh man. Like, come on. Whatever. Anyway, that guy's a legend. Black dude who pulls. Who pulls his dick out in front of the cop and then she looks and he punches her out off a balcony.

[Dur]

Dream is. Dream is.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, this is RoboCop. Or this is what?

[Dur]

This is RoboCop.

[Blake Anderson]

RoboCop I. I guess you'd rewatch RoboCop. I remember watching that one way, too.

[Isaac]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, viciously 2000. Like. Like I was 6 or 7 or something.

[Dur]

Like, when Durst watched. What was it?

[Isaac]

Full Metal Jacket. That's right. Good, good. That's funny. That's funny.

[Dur]

Thank you. I'm listening.

[Isaac]

What's it called when you up a callback? Is that. Is that a crawl back?

[Dur]

Okay.

[Isaac]

Yes, but that is when they basically.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta be a little faster on those points.

[Isaac]

But when they shoot up robocop as a cop, the beginning before, like, when he dies, basically, and they, like, shoot his hand off and. Yes, but, like, when they just start blowing him away and blood is going everywhere and the squibs in that movie are out of hand.

[Dur]

That was ultra violent.

[Isaac]

Yes.

[Dur]

A time of ultra violence. Like, that's what was hip, which was kind of fucking cool. That was like, the same with, like, Tron.

[Blake Anderson]

Game over, man.

[Dur]

Yeah. Yes. We were hearkening.

[Isaac]

Yes, we were. We were.

[Blake Anderson]

We were trying to hearken. We were trying to hearken because it

[Dur]

was so, like, ludicrous that it would be that gory and it.

[Blake Anderson]

That.

[Dur]

It makes it kind of funny. Kind of makes it kind of cool. You know what?

[Isaac]

And I know that the director, who also did Total Recall and then he later did. What's the fucking one with the bug? Starship Troopers, which was very much. Those movies are more satire, and RoboCop was a satire.

[Dur]

But I don't.

[Blake Anderson]

The violence, it kept it a little too real.

[Isaac]

It kept it real, which I like better.

[Dur]

I do, too.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think I've ever seen Revoke My man card from the manosphere, but I don't think I've ever seen Starship Troopers.

[Isaac]

Can I tell you something? It's very much not a manosphere movie. No, at all. At all. It is, actually.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like a basement.

[Isaac]

I would argue it's a nerdcore or. Oh, what do they call it? A stalwart. What? Like, it's like a. Somebody help.

[Dur]

Yeah, it's like a. I probably pronounce it different.

[Blake Anderson]

Like a go to.

[Dur]

Is there another way?

[Isaac]

You probably got. Stall. Stall work.

[Dur]

I wish I was at a spelling bee and I'm like. Can you. Can you say the word wrong?

[Isaac]

Can you mispronounce the word?

[Dur]

Can you mispronounce it?

[Blake Anderson]

That's the word in Latin, and that's

[Dur]

how you broken English.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Stall word. Loyal, reliable, hard working.

[Isaac]

Yeah, okay. But then.

[Dur]

Not that I don't think that was

[Isaac]

the Maybe I'm thinking of just staple. It's just definitely a staple.

[Blake Anderson]

But I sort of knew it. The way you were explaining it, it made perfect sense.

[Isaac]

Which is why we hang out with each other. I mean, yo, you see that club last night had all those Star Wars

[Blake Anderson]

I thought was like a go to. Was like a classic. Was like a. Yeah, a.

[Dur]

A staple.

[Blake Anderson]

Like a ghost. Yeah.

[Isaac]

We would be wrong. But, like, yes. Starship Troopers I think, is like Comic Con.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I think they've got it wrong.

[Dur]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Where did. Todd, where'd you get this from?

[Isaac]

Here we go. Webster.

[Dur]

No, because Starship Troopers is very, like, tongue in cheek. And it's like. It's a very fun, fun movie.

[Blake Anderson]

Wasn't.

[Dur]

What is making you say it's like, so nerdcore.

[Isaac]

Because it's not.

[Dur]

It feels like a video game.

[Isaac]

Huh? Say less. Yeah. What are you doing?

[Blake Anderson]

That's right.

[Isaac]

Hey, light work, bro. You got it. You figured it out.

[Blake Anderson]

All right, cool.

[Isaac]

What? Yes, exactly. It's. But it's not RoboCop. RoboCop is like hardcore. Total Recall has a girl with three titties.

[Blake Anderson]

That was awesome.

[Isaac]

Arguably. That's where the ven. That's where the Venn diagram comes together. Okay,

[Dur]

but doesn't Starship Trooper have titties in it? Am I tripping? Can somebody go on Mr.gins.com?

[Isaac]

i don't like you guys telling me to show my tits. What is her name? Heather. Heather. Is it Heather?

[Blake Anderson]

What's Locklear?

[Isaac]

No, no, no. What's the woman's name who was like. Like Charlie Sheen's ex wife? Who was like a Bond girl who was ho. She was like, I'm a scientist in one of the Bond movies.

[Blake Anderson]

Denise Richards. Denise Richards with crazy eyes.

[Dur]

She's in the dock.

[Isaac]

Shout out to Wild things. The movie Wild Things. Shout out to wild Things. If you haven't seen that, that's a fun satire.

[Dur]

It's better to see it when you're.

[Blake Anderson]

When you're a teenager, when you're in the. Whatever, the seventh grade.

[Isaac]

It's better to watch tonight. I think I might have to watch it.

[Dur]

Just better go back.

[Isaac]

I think I have to go.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

You know the famous author Roald Dahl? He thought up Willy Wonka and the bfg. But did you know he was a spy? Neither did I. You can hear all about his wildlife story in the podcast the Secret World of Roald Dahl. All episodes are out now.

[Lala Kent]

Now, was this before he wrote his stories? It must have been. What?

[Dur]

Okay, I don't think that's true.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

I'M telling you, the guy was a spy. Binge all 10 episodes of the Secret World of Roald Dahl now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Julian Edelman]

This is Julian Edelman, host of Games With Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and the hilarious this is important podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Improv Team Member]

We did beat him in improv.

[Julian Edelman]

You had an improv against the team?

[Dur]

Yes. We would pull up, their schools would

[Improv Team Member]

be there with signs for us. It's competition.

[Dur]

What you would win is a bottle of gold Schlager.

[Improv Team Member]

James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it.

[Julian Edelman]

For more Games with names, visit the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.

[Iris Palmer]

I'm Iris Palmer and my new podcast is called Against All Odds. And that's exactly what the show is about. Doing whatever it takes takes to be thoughts. Get ready to hear from some of your favorite entrepreneurs and entertainers as they share stories about defying expectations, overcoming barriers and breaking generational patterns. I'm talking to people like award winning actress, producer and director Eva Longoria.

[Iris Palmer Guest]

I think I had like $200 in my savings account and my mom goes,

[Lala Kent]

what are you going to do?

[Iris Palmer Guest]

And I was like, I'll figure it out. We had a one bedroom apartment for like $400 a month and we only all could not afford. Like I was like, how am I going to make a hundred dollars a month?

[Iris Palmer]

I'm opening up like I've never before. For those of you who think you know me from what you've seen on social media, get ready to see a whole new side of me. Listen to Against All Odds with Iris Palmer as part of the My Cultura Podcast network, available on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast.

[Lala Kent]

Hello gorgeous. It's Lala Kent, host of Untraditionally Lala. My days of filling up cups at sir may be over, but I'm still loving life in Valley. Life on the other side of the hill is giving grown up vibes. But over here on my podcast Untraditionally Lala, I'm still that Lala you either love or love to hate. I've been full on over sharing with fans, family and former frenemies like Tom Schwartz. I had a little bone to pick with Schwarzy when he came on the pod. You don't feel bad that you told me I was a bootleg housewife? I almost flipped a pizza in your lap.

[Isaac]

Oh my God, I literally forgot about that until just now. Now.

[Dur]

Sorry.

[Isaac]

I don't want to. I don't want to blame all that. I gotta blame that one on the alcohol.

[Lala Kent]

This is about laughing and learning when life just keeps on. Life in. Because I make mistakes so that you guys don't have to. We're growing, we're thriving. And yes, sometimes we're barely surviving, but we do it all with love. It's unruly, it's unafraid, it's untraditionally. Lala. Listen to Untraditionally Lala on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Isaac]

But yes, RoboCop violence. Too early, Too young, Too early. What's another movie like that?

[Dur]

Super violent.

[Blake Anderson]

Isaac just wrote a pretty fun message. He goes, they have a shower scene where all the characters mean and women shower together. Punk rock. Getting radical.

[Dur]

So whatever that means, he's in control of my career.

[Blake Anderson]

We love it. One Isaac is in church.

[Isaac]

I don't know if they have a. A scene where the women shower together. I know they're in a pool together.

[Dur]

Oh, I'm not doubting Isaac on this.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Dur]

I'm. He doesn't chime in that often. I believe if he said it, he meant it.

[Isaac]

I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Getting radical, you're saying.

[Dur]

What's another ultra violent movie that's not like a B movie? Like, one that's taken seriously?

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Like, I remember because, like, Toxic Avenger, anything like.

[Isaac]

Yeah, but that was hilarious.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're right.

[Isaac]

I. I remember watching Natural Born Killers and Coming home and telling my parents, like, I just saw a movie I don't think I should have seen.

[Dur]

I've actually never seen that movie. Movie. I've never seen that.

[Blake Anderson]

I remember that one was on, like, HBO as a kid, and I was downstairs and I was watching HBO when I wasn't supposed to because sometimes they would show tits, you know? Yeah. And I. I remember being very young and watching Natural Born Killers and being truly frightened, thinking, like, I watched a real snuff film or something.

[Isaac]

So this is what I'm saying. The fact that you remember it is, is that. That's.

[Dur]

But that's a young mind, too. You remember these things that scar you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Pre weed. What?

[Isaac]

You remember things that scar you?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

That's why it's a scar.

[Isaac]

Yeah. Right. Okay.

[Dur]

What, bro?

[Isaac]

A tree.

[Dur]

Don't.

[Isaac]

I feel like I remember.

[Dur]

Don't come at me.

[Isaac]

I remember Predator two being, like, a little wild also.

[Dur]

Nah, Predator two is chill. I think oh, yes. Oh, sorry. Predator one, Predator two. Yes. Because they're, like, hanging upside down by. By, like, their ankles and have, like, their guts spilling out.

[Isaac]

That's a very bloody. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know if I seen the. I haven't seen the newest Predator, but that Prey movie was pretty radical.

[Isaac]

The new one is better. I was just telling these dudes at Easter, even mobile, they gotta watch it. Badlands is a bad one. Like, in a good way. Michael Jackson bad. Michael Jackson bad. Not Michael Jackson bad. Michael Jackson, the song bad. Not Michael Jackson. Allegedly. What he did bad.

[Dur]

What? Michael Jackson allegedly.

[Isaac]

Allegedly.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, sorry. We missed. We missed Easter. Hey, man, it was a bummer. Dur. They throw a little banger with a lot of kids getting a lot of.

[Isaac]

He is just a little.

[Blake Anderson]

Little candy egg. And it's really fun. And we did it two years in a row. Miss it this year.

[Isaac]

It was. We went eight hours.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

I had Maybe, I think 10 of these little top. But Topo Chica Ranch waters. The. The kind of drink you can have 10 of on Easter and make sure your kids are all right.

[Blake Anderson]

That's fun.

[Dur]

I. I purposely didn't bring a. A biggie Buzzball this year because I remember last time I left it endures. Kind of cashed it out.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's right.

[Dur]

That's when he. That's when he gets buzzy with it. But maybe we bring it back next year.

[Isaac]

So that's why you didn't bring one. Cause I had too much fun.

[Dur]

Well, I was just like. It was like a tradition, but, like, I felt like not everybody was vibing it.

[Isaac]

Yeah, that's true.

[Blake Anderson]

My feet is so up. We're taking my kid to Disney World next week.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, so.

[Isaac]

Oh, your feed, your feed.

[Blake Anderson]

My algorithm. Got it. So my feet. So it's this girl sitting in her car alone.

[Dur]

Hang on.

[Isaac]

Let me make sure my kids are gone. Get out of here.

[Liberty Mutual Ad Voice]

I'm a dude.

[Blake Anderson]

And the. The caption says, how I prepare for a day at Disney World or Disneyland or something. And it was. She was smoke. She was smoking weed.

[Dur]

I thought she was smoking.

[Blake Anderson]

Drinking. Drinking a iced coffee and then drinking a buzz ball.

[Isaac]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

See out there, I'm like this. This is a cross section of all of my interests in one in one video. There you go. He's. He's obviously going to Disney World. He's addicted to caffeine.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He loves smoking weed. And then Blake has introduced buzz balls into his life, and he fully up my. My feed. Sorry, not getting very specific. Content.

[Dur]

Sorry. Not sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, that's. That's a weird woman to be doing that alone. Going to Disney World, right?

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Isaac]

Will you do it for the gram, though? Will you do that for a reel for us, bud?

[Dur]

Yeah, do it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, you think I should make one of my first reels for now? If anything, I'd be popping a Motrin.

[Isaac]

Yeah, that's true. That's true. Hashtag AD.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not enough.

[Isaac]

That's intense. I. I'm also.

[Dur]

Yeah, that's crazy. That's a. That's a cause of diarrhea. The cause of diarrhea.

[Isaac]

You don't even need that. It's such a buzz to be there. Disney Moon. It's a.

[Blake Anderson]

That's not a crawlback right there. That's a true callback.

[Isaac]

Are you guys Disney? Like, I'm not gonna say Disney people, but, like, do you like it?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't dislike it.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I like how much my son loves Mickey Mouse. Yeah. In a way, he really connects to Mickey Mouse's clubhouse, and he just loses his for it. And so we're taking. We're taking him to Disney World. It's gonna be land. No World.

[Isaac]

You're going to Florida.

[Blake Anderson]

We're going to a world. Orlando.

[Dur]

I don't know. I don't know. You're so close to Tampa. You might.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's true. It's definitely not close to Orlando.

[Isaac]

We're back. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I am the ambassador for Children's Miracle Network. So they're doing, like, this huge conference in Orlando, and while we were there, they gave us, like, a guide to go through Disney World.

[Isaac]

Oh, so you went.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no. They're giving us it.

[Isaac]

Got it.

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry. They're giving us it. Got it. We go next week. Yeah, I'm sure next time we do a podcast. I. A lot of fun stories.

[Dur]

Oh, I can't wait. I can't wait.

[Blake Anderson]

But no, I'm excited. I'm excited to see him.

[Dur]

Goofy.

[Blake Anderson]

We went. We took him once to Disneyland, and it was chaos. He does not understand the concept of a line. He's two years old, you know, so, like, you wait in line, and he sees the thing he wants to do,

[Isaac]

and he's like, yeah, no waiting in lines in Florida.

[Blake Anderson]

I tell you, there's no waiting in lines with the guide.

[Isaac]

So, hey, so done. There's no concept of a line anymore. It's supposed to be totally spoiled. I mean, I guess I went there as a kid, but it's. I don't recall it really. It's enormous. Like Disneyland's big. I think Disney World is like four times the size.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it's like. I. I think it's way bigger than four times.

[Isaac]

Yeah, I think it's like five.

[Dur]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

I think it's like a million.

[Isaac]

It's like four and a half or five. Yeah, you're right.

[Dur]

Maybe even.

[Isaac]

Maybe closer to four.

[Blake Anderson]

But.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Yeah, I think his butthole max.

[Isaac]

Yeah, it's definitely. At least. It's definitely four.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought it was like 12 times or something. But, Todd, look that. Look that up for us.

[Dur]

I've never been. I've only. I've. I. It's always seemed superior for some reason. Florida has. All their parks seem like our parks on crack. And when I say our, I mean California.

[Blake Anderson]

There's just more room.

[Isaac]

Walt Disney in Florida's approximate 50 times.

[Blake Anderson]

50 times larger.

[Isaac]

Whoa, wait.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh.

[Isaac]

So here's where I. Here's where I got four. I got four from in the description here. There's the number four.

[Dur]

Sure.

[Isaac]

You lose.

[Dur]

So that's insane. What the hell are they doing with 50? What are you. That seems.

[Isaac]

What the hell is that?

[Dur]

What are you taking up space with? Is there just way more churro stands?

[Isaac]

Space Mountain. Space Mountain.

[Dur]

No, it ain't that big. It ain't that big.

[Isaac]

It's. You can fit 51 Disneyland resorts. Yeah, but I'm talking about Disneyland. I was talking about Disneyland Land and adventure. Whatever the. It's. Oh, and California.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, and then. Then you're right.

[Dur]

Four theme parks, two water park. Wait, what do you mean four theme parks? Like California Land.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. There's Epcot. There's Cal. There's Epcot there. I mean, Epcot.

[Dur]

You said Epcot three times.

[Blake Anderson]

And then there's Disney.

[Isaac]

You need a motion.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I think like the. There's Animal Kingdom and there's.

[Dur]

So there's a zoo.

[Blake Anderson]

Pixar. There's like Pixar Land or something. Or Hollywood Studios. Hollywood. Which is. Which is all of Pixar stuff. Which we're gonna take both. We're only gonna do two. And we're doing Magic Kingdom and Hollywood Studios because he loves Pixar so much.

[Iris Palmer Guest]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So we gotta do it.

[Dur]

Okay. Wow. Man. Can I come?

[Blake Anderson]

But I. I don't think they. I don't think they sell booze in anything other than Epcot. And that's.

[Dur]

Yeah, that's like. That's like California land. That's why California.

[Isaac]

I think I know what you need to do.

[Blake Anderson]

Might have to pound a buzzball in my.

[Dur]

And yes, sir. Coffee Buzzball and a little can.

[Isaac]

By the way. Here's the going to be the plot twist when you get there and your guide is the person from Instagram who did the combo.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that would be the best, best case scenario.

[Isaac]

This is what I do before I hit the street park. Hey, wa.

[Blake Anderson]

Have you guys also. I think because I'm going to Disney World. It knows. It showed me. It's. I think it happened a long time ago, but a guy was proposing to his fiance or was proposing to his girlfriend, and the magic kingdom is in the background, the castle and shit. And he goes to. He cracks the box open and a cast member they call the people that work at Disneyland, of course dead, sprinting across the stage, grabs the box and runs off to the side and it's like, nope, please see your way out. No, right this way. And then stopped the moment.

[Isaac]

Why?

[Blake Anderson]

And I guess it was real. It wasn't like a. What do they call it? Rage bait or whatever. I guess it was like a real thing.

[Isaac]

Like those fake fights on fake airplanes.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, dude. The amount of fake airplane content that I have, I'm like, you're like, I

[Isaac]

need a real thing. I need a Motrin. Wait, but. So what's the story as far as the guy being like.

[Dur]

My guess is that it's. You can't let them do it because everybody would get engaged there.

[Blake Anderson]

Everyone would do it. But then they, they said it was a. The stage was roped off because there was pyrotechnics for later. But I'm like, if there was pyrotechnics, they're going to do more than just like a little rope. It's Disneyland, for God's sakes. But also Adam. And then, and then they said, and then they said that they walked it back and they were like, we apologize how our cast member handled it. He shouldn't have handled it that way, cuz it was crazy, dude. They were like right at the point that she was going to say yes and this guy snatches it and like, no, no, sir.

[Dur]

No.

[Isaac]

I feel like that would make people. You know how like they stopped like making cakes for gay people that one place. And then people just started calling, being like, I need seven cakes. And then people like, what? Like now I feel like people are gonna go do their proposals there on purpose with just like King Koopa Spike backpacks on and be like, the off me.

[Dur]

I don't know. If I was that guy, I would see that as a sign from the Lord that like maybe Disney himself came,

[Blake Anderson]

came, came down to.

[Dur]

Yeah, like maybe I shouldn't be asking this lady her hand in marriage. Maybe that was.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta wait until Disney moon opens.

[Isaac]

Okay, now, now, now I'm getting my fucking shit together here. It's all fake. This was a whole. This was a whole promotion. No, they just want.

[Dur]

Nope, they dreamus.

[Isaac]

They create these things just like the fucking moon landing.

[Blake Anderson]

No, this is Disney because.

[Isaac]

What's the story?

[Dur]

No, man, don't. Dude, don't go down the tunnel. Don't do that.

[Isaac]

Next. Next you're gonna tell me they don't release all those cats at night to eat all the mice.

[Dur]

They've for sure do that.

[Isaac]

You guys, you've heard that, right? Where they release 200,000 cats at night to eat all the mice. Excuse me, you didn't know about that.

[Dur]

So watch.

[Blake Anderson]

I want you guys to watch this video that Todd just uploaded or not uploaded. Put in the link. No, sir, I don't like it. The Disney. Disneyland Paris. And watch how insane it is.

[Isaac]

Can you just read it to me? I gotta watch it.

[Blake Anderson]

You just watch the thing. It's a video. Five seconds. Seconds long.

[Dur]

If. If I lose my feet, just take

[Isaac]

me straight to chatter. It takes me straight to chatterbait.

[Dur]

Yeah, why.

[Blake Anderson]

No,

[Dur]

why am I watching the stepdaughter?

[Isaac]

It took me straight to exams.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's Epstein files. Yeah, it's Epstein.

[Dur]

No, no, just watch the video.

[Blake Anderson]

You already could have been done watching the video.

[Dur]

No, I'm watching it. I'm watching it. I'm watching.

[Isaac]

Where is it?

[Dur]

I'm watching it.

[Isaac]

Do I gotta scroll down around?

[Blake Anderson]

Just in the Disneyland link right there.

[Dur]

Oh, oh, and. Oh my God. Oh, and there was a crowd. Yeah, there was a crowd.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, there's always a crowd.

[Dur]

I. I got no, I mean, like they were. They were all surrounding the moment and then dude just kind of skirt. Just. Yeah, and then he said. He didn't even say anything. He just like gave him the your

[Blake Anderson]

get off, you're done steps, you're done. Wow. Yeah, it was pretty. It was chaotic.

[Dur]

But give that man a raise because he. He will ride or die for Disney. I like that. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, that's a good employee.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like every employee for Disneyland. You have to love it.

[Dur]

You're blood.

[Isaac]

There's no.

[Blake Anderson]

Just like casually working at Disneyland.

[Isaac]

And can we get the guy proposing Also like one of those T shirt deals where it's like the ones that are made for guys, you know, where it fits you a little better or

[Blake Anderson]

where the ones that like are extra long. That you can, like, tuck down into your underwear or whatever.

[Dur]

Bro has better titties than his girl.

[Isaac]

Okay, Come on, come on. Whoa. Dude, he got bigger ears than Mickey Rude. Yes. Points.

[Dur]

That's. That's for me.

[Blake Anderson]

No, sir. I didn't like that.

[Dur]

Freaking.

[Blake Anderson]

See ya.

[Dur]

He does have big ass titties, though. Yeah, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

He does. Hot, hot, hot, hot. I stay.

[Isaac]

I stand with this guy. I don't like the cut of your jib.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Damn. I don't understand why Blake's going so hard on this guy.

[Dur]

Well, if you see this, bro, like the white teeth.

[Blake Anderson]

I've seen it.

[Dur]

He. I'm. The freeze frame is insane.

[Blake Anderson]

I've seen it.

[Dur]

It's making me want to get. The freeze frame is insane.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, this is making you want a butthole. Max.

[Dur]

This guy's rack. This guy's rack is no great.

[Isaac]

No one is asking you to make a freeze frame. You're like, hold on, let me re. Let me get back here. Look at these. Atre's got some titties.

[Dur]

If anybody can get a couple freeze frames.

[Isaac]

Yo, why are you even going back? What is the frame? What is the frame to be? Frozen.

[Dur]

Disney Disneyland, but I ain't talking frozen. Y' all want to elsa this? Dude, I would love to see these two.

[Isaac]

Oh, my God.

[Blake Anderson]

That was too. Your boobs are huge.

[Dur]

Oh, man. Well, after. After Florida. Go to Paris. Go to Paris. Because evidently it really goes down in Paris.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that's gonna be a big. That's a big week for us next week.

[Dur]

I'm rooting for you guys. Man, I hope it all goes swimming.

[Isaac]

Gonna be great.

[Dur]

Yeah, yeah. It's gonna be a blast.

[Blake Anderson]

Cross country trip for like three days to. My kid is gonna miss his nap to power through 10 hours at Disney World. Well, nothing could go wrong. Dude, give him. Nothing could go wrong.

[Isaac]

Listen, listen. You just throw. Throw a nap in. You'll have a stroller, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. There's literally zero, zero possible way he will fall asleep.

[Isaac]

I promise you. He'll be so out of his mind by lunchtime. If you find some shade and you throw a little towel over or a little blanket or whatever, he'll knock out for 90 minutes where you could just slug a power Buzzball. Buzzball. Coffee and maybe a blunt.

[Dur]

I don't know.

[Isaac]

Kumbaya.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be.

[Dur]

That would be nice.

[Isaac]

He'll be able to hit a nap. He'll be able to hit a nap.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, we'll see. We'll see. You do have three children. He is yet to oh, yeah. He's yet to be able to do something like that. I gave him his first time out today.

[Isaac]

Good.

[Blake Anderson]

He was wiling out.

[Dur]

Gotcha.

[Blake Anderson]

Took his food.

[Isaac]

Food.

[Blake Anderson]

Smash it on the ground. No, Daddy, no, no. Just being violent. And I go, guess what, little boy? You get a timeout? You want to time out? And he's like, yeah. He was, like, stoked for it. He was like, yeah. And then he didn't know what a timeout was.

[Isaac]

You're gonna learn today.

[Blake Anderson]

Sat his ass on the step, dude. It worked like a charm. I'm like, oh, my God.

[Dur]

Was he crying? Was he crying in the timeout?

[Blake Anderson]

It was. It was like. Like a Native American tier, like one coming down, you know? And then he was like, chin up with his.

[Dur]

Like, pop it out like a soldier.

[Blake Anderson]

And both of his fists were like, what is that cartoon where the. It just shows his fist.

[Dur]

Arthur.

[Blake Anderson]

Arthur. And it's just. His fists were like, what?

[Dur]

He wanted to hit you. You better watch out. He's gonna get it back in blood.

[Blake Anderson]

And then afterwards, I came to him

[Dur]

and was like, look, buddy, you were crying.

[Blake Anderson]

We don't throw our. We don't throw our food.

[Dur]

I'm sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

And I, you know, I was like, daddy, I love. Daddy still loves you. I want you to know this isn't a thing that we do. Are you okay? He said he was okay. And then I said, can I get it? Do you know not to throw your food? He says, yes. Can I get a hug? And then we hugged it out, and then.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you love him? And then I don't know if he's throwing any more food because I've been ignoring him the rest of the day.

[Isaac]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I've been dodging him.

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Wait till you go to sleep, man. He's going to start firing on you. Just wakes you up with just. Dude, those cool ufc. Like, downward, like the punch with the heel of your fist.

[Blake Anderson]

I do not sleep in the same bed. He has a crib, homie. I'm not.

[Isaac]

He'll slip. They can slither, though. There's a slithering.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not co sleeping. I'm not co sleeping.

[Dur]

You're not co sleeping? Good call, brother.

[Isaac]

I try. I remember trying to do a timeout with. With one of my kids, and he just looked at me. He goes, there's no such thing as time.

[Dur]

Damn, Your kid is Dr. Manhattan.

[Blake Anderson]

I bet I know which kid.

[Isaac]

I bet I know my pants in front of him.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Dur]

And now it's time to clean that up.

[Isaac]

Now everything's Backwards.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, you can give yourself some points for that, buddy.

[Isaac]

Okay. Yes, points.

[Blake Anderson]

Any take backs, any apologies, Any epic slams today?

[Dur]

Oh, gosh. I mean, part of me feels like I shouldn't take it back, but the fact that I truly did. It was a dream. Is I really thought I was a dreamist. I haven't been too. I haven't been. I've been kind of. Kind of sort of watching the news and every time they cut to a tremis is when I sort of turn tune out. Because that seemed like the lesser of the stories. But I. I should have tuned in a little more. I'm sorry to the Artemis crew that's circling around the moon. They've probably. I hope they've landed by now. Shout out to you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

I would like to apologize to our editors for. For how far Blake is sitting in the frame. They told us to sit in the middle of the frame as. As much as possible. It makes it easier for the editors on Netflix and.

[Isaac]

Sorry, Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

For whatever reason, I'm feeling very relaxed today. The entire podcast from. From right here.

[Dur]

I'm feeling really relaxed today.

[Isaac]

He's hitting angles. He's hitting them angles.

[Dur]

But you're right. I'll. I'll. I'll piggyback that. Two apologies.

[Blake Anderson]

I wish I had like a big reveal. I wish I like took this off and I had like shaved the midd head or I was completely bald or

[Dur]

something, but I got the hair.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Finally got the clue.

[Isaac]

I know we don't do. I know we don't like offer takebacks to anyone, but if. If Donald, if you're listening, if you want to do some takebacks about your tweets, reach out to. I'm going to come reach out to Anna. He said he was going to like bomb civilization away today.

[Dur]

Going to end civil. It. It sounds like he's just tweeting like Slayer lyrics. It's insane.

[Isaac]

You know when you watch like old videos of Hitler shouting.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm listening to a lot of guar.

[Isaac]

I'm like, is this just the 2026 version of old shouty Hitler videos where it's just like. But it's like very possible. It's just tweets.

[Dur]

It's insane. But as of today, that would be

[Isaac]

very like, we got an out. Like I think the deadlines now.

[Dur]

No, as of today we got a two. We got a two week buffer. He gave him a two week buffer.

[Isaac]

What a. You got to stand by your word. I thought we were bombing civilization.

[Dur]

Taco Tuesday. Taco Tuesday.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God. How Fun. Well, you know, he's come on people's podcast before. How fun would it be if he. If he comes on the podcast and he's like, I would like to do some take backs.

[Isaac]

I would love.

[Dur]

And we would have a hell of a time.

[Blake Anderson]

He would do some takebacks. But then at the very end, you know, Donald, you know, Donnie's gonna be like, Zach. It's actually an epic slam. Oh, and then he just has the nuke button poop.

[Isaac]

We get a bagel. We could get him a drink. I think. I think he would be like, these guys are pretty fun.

[Dur]

Wow. You think we're the guys?

[Isaac]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He'd be like, oh, he's never drank in his life.

[Dur]

Think we're the guys?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't buy it. They say he doesn't drink and doesn't do drugs.

[Dur]

He's doing something.

[Blake Anderson]

You got to be. He's doing something.

[Isaac]

Well, here. His. His brother famously died from alcohol poison. Like. Or like. Like was an alcoholic.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's right. I watched that movie.

[Isaac]

So, like, I can see how he might have not done booze, but, like, prescription drugs or, like, whatever in the 80s.

[Blake Anderson]

Come out. He's. He's swallowing pills.

[Dur]

Come out, he's tooted and booted.

[Isaac]

So anyway, invitation out there for if you want to drop some takebacks.

[Blake Anderson]

Anything else here, boys? Did we do take? We took tape.

[Dur]

I think we did it. I think we did our job.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a really fun app, and it really. Thank God for the motra. And it took. It really knocked this migraine right out. Butthole maxing really knocked it out of me.

[Dur]

Oh, that.

[Isaac]

Another episode of this. Brought to you by moving.

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[Dur]

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[Podcast Promo Voice]

When a group of women discover they've all dated the same prolific con artist, they take matters into their own hands.

[Blake Anderson]

I vowed I will be his last target. He is not going to get away with this.

[Dur]

He's going to get what he deserves. We always say that.

[Lala Kent]

Trust your girlfriends.

[Podcast Promo Voice]

Listen to the girl. Girlfriends. Trust me, Bae, on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

You know the famous author Roald Dahl? He thought up Willy Wonka and the bfg. But did you know he was a spy? Neither did I. You can hear all about his wildlife story in the podcast the Secret World of Roald Dahl. All episodes are out now.

[Lala Kent]

Was this before he wrote his stories? It must have been.

[Dur]

What? Okay, I don't think that's true.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

I'm telling you, the guy was a spy. Binge all 10 episodes of the Secret World of Roald Dahl now on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

[Julian Edelman]

This is Julian Edelman, host of Games With Names. On our latest episode, we got comedian Blake Anderson from Workaholics and the hilarious this is important podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Improv Team Member]

We did beat him in improv.

[Podcast Narrator (Roald Dahl Segment)]

You had an improv against the team?

[Improv Team Member]

Yes.

[Dur]

We would pull up.

[Improv Team Member]

Their schools would be there with signs for us. It's competition.

[Dur]

What you would win is a bottle of Goldschlager.

[Improv Team Member]

James Fester threw it out of a van because he didn't want us drinking it.

[Julian Edelman]

For more games with names, visit the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcast.

[Dur]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[Lala Kent]

Guaranteed Human.