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Adam
welcome to this Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important. Today on this Is Important.
Ders
My butthole so relaxed.
Adam
I think I would rather listen to my parents fuck.
Ders
This is the only way I can come.
Adam
Let's go. Yes.
Ders
Yeah. Yes, sir. I don't know.
Todd
I'm not sure
Adam
this one, dudes. I'm excited about this one.
Ders
Oh, hell, yeah, you are.
Blake
We love that energy.
Ders
What's going on?
Adam
I'm excited about this.
Ders
Do you have a crazy story?
Adam
I don't.
Blake
What's going on, man?
Adam
I was hoping you guys were going to bring something to the table.
Ders
I'll bring something to the table. That's what Blake said.
Adam
You guys are going to bring something to the table. I was just excited about this one, dude. But do you guys not have anything to bring to the table?
Ders
I'll bring some. Remember when. You remember when we all watched Nip Tuck? Just me and there was a part of the show.
Adam
Watch it.
Ders
You made us all watch it, where the guy. The, like, a hot doctor. They were like, well, what makes you think we can trust you to do this operation? And he just stood up at the table, pulled his dick out, and put it on the table. And then everyone was like, yeah, all right, you can do the surgery. That's cool. Yeah.
Adam
Hot, hot, hot, hot.
Ders
What a show.
Blake
Whoa. And that clear.
Ders
Cleared my bar.
Adam
Yeah.
Blake
That was his. His proof.
Adam
It was a. It was a. It was a different time. That's Ryan Murphy. And Ryan Murphy is the horniest man in television.
Blake
And he.
Adam
When he wants someone's dick out on tv, he's gonna make sure their dicks out.
Ders
I loved that show. I might. I might do a podcast rewatch.
Blake
I might have to watch it for the first time I have Nip Tuck talk.
Adam
You didn't watch it back in the day. I remember Ders would come over to the house, and we would watch Nip Tuck together.
Ders
Yeah, Adam, that was our little.
Blake
I feel like I wasn't invited.
Ders
It's actually better if you're sitting on my lap.
Adam
It was in the living room where you lived, where you were jerking off in the room to that AIDS movie you were watching.
Ders
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blake
Angels in America. It's an important play and film.
Adam
Yeah. I go in Blake's room. He's crying, jerking off at the same time.
Blake
I'm a theater major.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
As. As one guy was inserting himself into another man saying, I'm expecting you, and Blake's crying.
Blake
It's a powerful movie, Adam. It's a powerful play. It's a powerful piece.
Ders
Oh, you got a great ass. How are you missing that? That's the guy who was saying it, wasn't it?
Blake
Where the hell has that one gone? That might have.
Ders
Isn't he in Angels in America?
Blake
Yes.
Ders
Al Pacino.
Adam
Wait, Al Pacino? That's from the movie Angels in America?
Ders
No, no, no. It might as well be. Yeah.
Blake
No, great ass is from Heat, right?
Ders
Any given Sunday.
Blake
No, I think it's from Heat.
Ders
Oh, no, you're right. You're right.
Adam
Right? You're right. Right, right, right, right, right.
Blake
And you got your head all the way up it. And they, like, set. There's some. Some behind the scenes about, like, he was just freestyling on that part. Like, that was unscripted. That was just.
Adam
I feel like everything. Is he my favorite actor now?
Blake
Alino's pretty freaking, like, now.
Ders
As in, like, 15 seconds ago after what Blake just told you.
Adam
Yeah.
Ders
All right. I love it now.
Adam
Now that I know that he just goes way off script and screams about asses on set. I'm like, that's. That's cool, dude.
Blake
He's freestyling.
Ders
What a bummer for Evan Stone to be dethroned.
Adam
Yeah.
Blake
Damn, son.
Adam
Lexicon Steel, Lexington Steel.
Ders
Sorry.
Adam
Of course, of course, of course, of course, of course, of course. I. I just. Dude, I bought this on ebay. I felt like Blake when I was buying it.
Blake
You made an ebay purchase?
Adam
This might be one of the first things I've ever bought on ebay. And it called out to me. I'm. You know, I have. I. I moved into a new office. It's in my house, but it's a
Ders
new office, and it's really bright. It's really. It's really bright for some reason. I don't know.
Adam
There's a light. There's a light.
Ders
There's almost too bright compared to what. What I'm rocking with.
Adam
Yeah, it's weird. You're in a d. You do the podcast for the dungeon. But my wife loves me, so she lets me have an office, and that's a sign. I'm. I'm looking for things to fill it. Right. You know, And I don't. I don't collect things in the way Blake does, so I don't have a Lot of mannequin heads or Mac Dre miniature posters. So I bought this. Dude, look at this thing.
Ders
Oh, boy.
Blake
Oh, I can't wait. I wish I had a drum. Wait, sorry. That was the wrong one.
Ders
Were you guys.
Adam
Were you guys. Guys expect this?
Blake
I was.
Ders
If you're listening, it's like a ceramic Comedy Central cookie jar. Dude, it's a cookie jar.
Adam
Cookie jar.
Blake
Oh, okay. Okay.
Adam
That is sick, dude. I keep protein bars in here just in case.
Blake
Wow.
Adam
Hungry little hanger.
Blake
Is that a. Is that a vintage piece?
Adam
It's a vintage piece.
Ders
Dude, this is like a.
Blake
That must be off the desk of, like, Kent Alterman or something.
Ders
Wait, wait, wait, wait. So can we get a little bit more of, like, the lead up to clicking by?
Adam
Dude, I saw someone.
Ders
Where did you.
Adam
I saw someone on Facebook and they were like, holy. Look what I just found.
Ders
So you are still on Facebook. Also very. Also very cool.
Adam
Yeah, I was awesome.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
I don't look at it very often, but every once in a while I'll check in to see, like, which high school friend of mine has lost their kids.
Blake
Fucking disaster.
Adam
My wife. What'd you say?
Ders
Right?
Adam
Yeah.
Blake
Yeah.
Adam
I got to check in to see, like, which one has drank themselves to death who has lost custody of their children because of their alcoholism. It's science.
Blake
And it's that time.
Adam
It's about that time. It's about that time who's going on their third divorce.
Ders
I'm like, there's a brat. There's a brat out there going through that right now.
Adam
Absolutely.
Blake
Brad taking swing.
Adam
So. But instead of finding that cool shit, I found something maybe even. Maybe even cooler than one of my friends or old friends lives falling apart, losing a friend was this. Someone was like, I found this at a garage sale for, like, $12. Like, what an epic find. And I was like, what a epic find, dude. So then I went on the ebay and got it for, like, I don't know. I think I spent, like, 30 bucks.
Ders
Can I pause you?
Blake
Wow.
Ders
I don't need to know who the friend is. Is the friend affiliated in any way with Comedy Central that they would think that this was cool?
Adam
It was a comedian. It was a.
Ders
Got it. Got it.
Adam
So. And I think it must have been a Hollywood or, like, you know, in la. Garage sale.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
And I'm assuming it was.
Ders
You're in a group called Hollywood Elites, right?
Adam
Yeah, Hollywood Elite. Broad sales, specifically.
Ders
Got it. Cuz that's where we connect, and that's where it's. I found baby blood on there. For, like, cheaper than anywhere else.
Adam
Yeah, it's mostly like old Comedy Central and adrena. Adrenal glands. You go in the back. You can call the good adrenal glands.
Blake
He's in the email.
Adam
You might be in the email, in the files.
Blake
Yeah.
Adam
So, dude, I found this piece that's
Blake
really beautiful, and it's in. Looks like it's in great condition.
Ders
So then you went on ebay or did you Google it and then you found it on ebay or did you know, I'm gonna find this on ebay?
Blake
That's incredible.
Adam
I said. I said, what would Blake do? And I said he would go right on eBay.
Ders
700.
Adam
And he would way overpay for it.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
But I got a really good deal. They sent it. Came right away. Look at that. Look at that dark blitz. That's my favorite color. It's.
Blake
Honestly, it's perfect.
Adam
That's my favorite color right there.
Blake
Flawless. It's beautiful.
Adam
I knew Blake would appreciate it.
Blake
I am envious.
Adam
And you remember this when Woody, when we first joined the Comedy Central family, we.
Ders
We got jumped in.
Adam
They had. They had this emblem. Yeah, they had this emblem that.
Blake
With the.
Adam
With the Comedy Central with the skyscrapers coming out of it.
Ders
That was like, whole Daily show corner of the. Yeah.
Adam
Yes.
Blake
Yeah. Then it turned into the.
Adam
Then. Then it became like a C and then another C A backwards.
Ders
I like the new one. I thought it was a cool update. It was, like, going after the, like, at symbol, kind of like we're updating.
Adam
Oh, is that.
Blake
Whatever.
Ders
I think it's, like, adjacent.
Adam
Yeah, it felt. It felt very internety and. Yeah, it was cool. And I. I like their, like, bing bang. You know how.
Blake
What was that?
Adam
Okie dokie.
Blake
Who did that?
Adam
I'm doing a bad impression of it.
Ders
Netflix twice. What?
Adam
The Comedy Central had, like, a. A bit of a.
Ders
I thought it was, like, a.
Adam
No, that's.
Blake
I don't remember that.
Ders
I thought it was more of a.
Blake
I don't remember that noise.
Adam
Look up Comedy Central noise because it.
Blake
Comedy Central noise. You think I'm gonna.
Adam
It had a noise, dude. It had a noise.
Ders
Blake, just do it, okay? He'll quit the podcast.
Blake
There's no way that's gonna yield results. Comedy Central noise.
Ders
Okay.
Adam
Hey, I don't know, dude. You're the one, I guess. Look it up on ebay.
Ders
And, Blake, you're talking to a man who does not yield. Okay, okay.
Blake
When I looked up Comedy Central noise, all I'm getting is the noise.
Ders
Just pictures of Adam from Key And Peele, just pictures of Adam from back in the day.
Adam
Noise.
Blake
It's all just. No, it's all just key and peel. I'm sorry, that did not yield.
Adam
Right, well, Todd just brought up a very fun little clicky thing. What do they call that? A link that they show all of the.
Ders
You need some kachava, brother.
Adam
They show all of the comedy logos.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
And. And there's. There's some good ones.
Blake
Oh, yeah. Oh, I. I love. I love watching Logo. Logo Evolution.
Ders
And if we could, when this airs on Netflix. Can we share this?
Adam
We would love to share this image just so people.
Ders
Just so people can enjoy it. Wig out, have a good time.
Blake
Look at from 90 to 91. That one sucks. That had the shortest life for sure. It's just an orange box with.
Ders
Ha.
Blake
That's bad.
Adam
Yeah. Well, also 91 to 92, when they went with the skyscrapers exploding out of.
Blake
Yeah. With some. Some purple and orange.
Ders
That's pre 911 for sure.
Blake
Yeah, that is definitely pre 9 11,
Adam
I think 2000 to 2010. The one that I got is maybe. Is maybe the most bang.
Blake
That one's pretty hard. That one's pretty hard. But I like. I like the whole scope of the world as well. That's kind of cool. Lets you know that it's a North American company. That's right.
Ders
We forgot your world. We forgot you've left California twice. Yeah.
Blake
Well, no.
Adam
And every time you're out of California, you sort of. You and Isaac sort of incessantly talk about California, about favorite place.
Ders
You know, it's weird. What's weird here is I can't smell the ocean in the same way.
Adam
Yeah. Isaac. Isaac. And you will go like. Like, how far do you think we are from California right now? I don't know, like 1500 miles. I think we're 1300 miles. And Teresa and I are like, hey, shut the up. Who cares?
Ders
Just eat Hardee's. There's no in and out.
Blake
Well, come on.
Ders
Come on what?
Blake
Hardy's. Hardee's is What? That's Carl's Jr. Right?
Ders
No, Blake. Mr. California. Carl Jr. Is hardy.
Blake
That kind of.
Ders
You're welcome.
Blake
Throws me for a loop. What is even the point of that? I don't understand. Is very bizarre.
Adam
I think Carl's Jr. Like, people in the. On the west coast, they weren't with the name Hardee's. It just that no one wants to be hard.
Ders
It was too strong. It was too strong.
Adam
Yeah. What about no one wants to be Hardy out here. We want to Be long and lean, like, wavy. You want to be way, like. Like a blow over with a gust of wind. Little. But in the Midwest, we're like.
Blake
We want to be hardy. We want to be a little meaty somehow.
Ders
Very hair. Very hairless and yet very hairy under their arms. That's what you want out here.
Adam
Water trash.
Ders
Whereas Hardee's hairy all over. Adam, show them.
Adam
Hey, I'm Harry Oliver, a little California sun bear.
Ders
Go and show them.
Adam
I recently buzz. I recently buzzed. I recently buzzed.
Blake
Your chest or your back?
Adam
Yeah. Well, I do. I do a one blade on the back, so it's nice and smooth because I don't want.
Blake
How do you get back there?
Adam
You stretch? Yeah.
Ders
Oh, you do you shave with a razor on your back?
Adam
No, it's called a oneblade. It's like a. It's an electric razor, but it gets really close.
Blake
Yeah.
Adam
And then the front, I just do a regular. Because I get. It could poof out where you're wearing it.
Blake
You're wearing it.
Adam
You're wearing a T shirt, and it starts to poof out a little bit. You don't want that. You don't want that. So you just have to tame it.
Blake
That's. To me, it's cool.
Ders
But do you ever have it where the needles poke through the shirt?
Adam
That's. You've gone too short. You've gone too short with your. With your cutting. Yeah. The worst is when I've shaved a few. Like, Kelvin Gemstone had a shaved chest, and so my character on the righteous gemstone. So I would shave that whole time, and it was the worst. You'd put on a shirt, and then you'd walk around and realize, like, it's just sticking here.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
So it's drooping all weird on you because it won't come down because the. The follicles have just, like, stuck whiskers.
Blake
The whiskers have clung.
Adam
Yeah, right. I have clung on to the T shirt, right?
Blake
Yeah. Dang, dude.
Adam
That's kind of Mac McClung.
Todd
Damn.
Blake
Right.
Adam
Slam dunk contest on my white.
Ders
That's slam dunk right there.
Adam
Okay.
Blake
Good job, guys.
Ders
I remember a homie of mine shaved his chest a lot in college and then hooked up with a friend, a girl friend that we all kind of knew, and we're like, oh. And she was like, dude, my fucking titties are so raw from his chest. Like, his chest hair just scraping back and forth on her.
Adam
That's the. The worst is when she was very
Blake
open with you guys.
Adam
Yeah, that's the worst when you have a girl in your friend group. I don't like you guys telling me
Todd
to show my tits.
Adam
And that has happened to me one time, a girl in a friend group and that. And I hooked up with her, and then she would just say to the group, and it's not cool about the
Blake
way you make love or.
Adam
Yeah, yeah, but that's.
Blake
That's.
Ders
That's what I'm talking about is harmless. The way she probably described your weird dick and how you couldn't find a hole.
Adam
You need another four inches. That's not what it was. It was. It was the fact. It was the fact that I played Chili Peppers way too.
Ders
Oh, well, no, sir.
Adam
I don't.
Ders
We all. We all know why you do that.
Adam
She was like, dude, it's just like, I'm never. I'm never going to get the Chili Peppers out of my head. Jesus. So much Chili Peppers. Yeah. She was right.
Blake
It also ruined that band for me as well. For a while, I was kind of grooving, and then that. That sort of destroyed it for me. I can never hear California Cation.
Adam
Why? Because when we. What are you trying to say?
Ders
No, no.
Blake
I would hear it through the walls. Adam.
Ders
I do love the idea of Blake turning on Chili Peppers on the radio or when it comes on and he's like, where's the. No, he's like. Like, this is. Is this the original. Like, where's the sounds?
Blake
Yeah, the whole.
Ders
Is this, like, a remix?
Adam
He thinks it's like a. He thinks the Chili Peppers were like, the Nine Inch Nails where they just have, like, sounds in the background all the time.
Blake
Yeah. Oh, where's. Where's all the cool moments?
Ders
Yeah, I'm missing the mo. This is.
Adam
Can stop. Addicted to the.
Ders
Oh,
Blake
dream of calla.
Ders
Oh, where. Where's.
Blake
Is this.
Ders
Adam, where's the. Where's the part where the guy says, two more fingers in there. Put it.
Blake
Put a thumb up my ass?
Ders
It's the. He keeps screaming, this is the only way I can come. This is the only way I can come.
Adam
What?
Blake
I was like, that's a crazy way to start the song off, man. They. That's a hook now.
Ders
Now that's my butthole. So relaxed. All right.
Adam
Suck. Suck my kiss.
Blake
Eight seconds.
Ders
Suck my kiss under the bridge of my scrotum. Blood sugar sex. Yes, please.
Blake
Dream of Jorgin on my day. Oh, man, I wish I had way more stadium arcade.
Adam
I bet that's funnier.
Blake
To us.
Ders
We truly know.
Adam
No one knows how loudly I would play Chili Peppers in the other room. Because we lived in a small house, and you didn't want to hear your roommate. Right. That's kind of weird.
Ders
Speak for yourself. Yeah.
Todd
Hold up.
Adam
It's kind of weird to just hear all the. All the noises.
Blake
Yeah.
Adam
And so I would blast. Put on blast. Chili Peppers and same album. It's so. It's pretty. It's pretty ingrained.
Blake
It was standard issue. You never switched it up.
Ders
What would you guys rather hear? I think I already know Adam's answer, but what would you rather hear? Would you rather hear your parents super loud or.
Blake
Okay, I'm listening.
Ders
Or a roommate with a girl who, like, you have, like, unrequainted love? Is that the word?
Adam
Like, unrequited.
Ders
Unrequited. Is it unrequited? She ain't requested where, like, you have a crush on her or whatever. But then, like, your roommate's just slaying.
Blake
Well, not to be. I mean, then maybe I'm kind of
Adam
like, wait, so it's so.
Blake
Sorry. Sort of hot.
Ders
So you're just. You're listening to a girl you have, like, feelings for.
Blake
I'm probably joing at that point who's
Ders
like, I'm actually into your roommate, and you're just listening to them smush.
Adam
Oh, okay. I thought you meant, like, a rape situation. I'm like, yeah, you didn't want to hear that at all. Like, I feel like.
Ders
What?
Adam
You called the police?
Blake
Where did that come from?
Adam
Sorry, dude.
Blake
He doesn't know what the word unrequainted means.
Ders
I love it. Would you rather hear your parents who love each other have sex or a woman be raped go, yeah, I know my answer. You guys go. You're unbelievable.
Blake
I. I think it all comes from the confusion of the word.
Adam
That's not what it was from. It's my. Got a little messed up. So I was trying to rearrange some stu. While we were having the conversation, the cookie jar and I.
Blake
Is it the cookie jar?
Ders
You skipped your kachavas? What happened?
Adam
I have too many things open. I had too many things open. Too many files, dude. Yeah, that's the issue.
Ders
We're doing it.
Adam
We're doing it.
Blake
You're in the files.
Adam
So.
Blake
You are in the file.
Adam
The files.
Blake
I knew it.
Ders
Okay, well, so now that you know, would you rather listen to your folks like crazy?
Blake
No.
Ders
Or listen to a girl you wish you were. You're in a relationship with going at it?
Adam
So. So you're madly in love. Madly in love. No, you just.
Ders
This is like a girl who you're like, oh, my gosh, she's beautiful. I like her. She's funny. Well, she's also getting.
Blake
She's not that into me.
Adam
That's.
Ders
That's not into you.
Blake
She's.
Ders
What's that guy's name?
Adam
Used to that. Greg Barrett.
Ders
She's so Greg Baron about you. And then the roommate is just crushing through paper thin walls.
Blake
That doesn't actually.
Ders
She's crushing your roommate.
Adam
Oh.
Ders
She's like, shut up. I'm gonna ride.
Adam
And you're like, I don't know. I think. I think I would rather listen to my parents fuck. What?
Blake
Why?
Adam
Is that what you would have picked for me? Durs. You said you knew.
Ders
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam
Why?
Blake
Yeah, I feel like you. Yeah, maybe I. No, no, not at all.
Adam
Why would you have picked that for me, Ders? Why do you think?
Ders
I think that you've interviewed your parents about fucking each other on our podcast. And I. So I was like, oh, he wouldn't even care. He wouldn't even care. He would try. He would turn up the Chili Peppers at the door and be like, get him, Pop. Get. Go and get them.
Adam
Don't stop. Addicted to the shindig.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
Yeah. Well, I mean, I wouldn't love that. That wouldn't be awesome, but that's.
Ders
And those aren't my words.
Adam
Yeah, but I mean, it wouldn't be awesome, but I think if it's someone that you really, really cared about and you were like, man, I really. Yeah, I'm in love with this person and they don't love me back. And they're absolutely getting their boots rocked, just choring on. And let's say it's Kyle Newicheck stick. Let's say. Let's say it's. It's college times.
Ders
Sure.
Adam
And you're. He's in there, and you're like, man, he, like, doesn't shower that often. Like, ah, this is bad news.
Ders
So this is interesting.
Adam
And she's not going to catch an std, but she's going to get sick afterwards.
Ders
Right. And now she's tainted.
Adam
Like, she will be. She'll catch, like, a cold.
Ders
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam
And that sucks for her.
Blake
So.
Adam
The whole thing. Yeah.
Blake
Okay. Yeah. So, well, now that you're making it Kyle. Now. Yeah. I was assuming it was one of you guys, and I'm like, okay, well, she's with a good dude. But if you're saying she's with this.
Adam
She's with Kyle.
Ders
Just a Kyle.
Blake
Yeah. But.
Ders
And then I do think it's interesting to be like, it depends on the guy.
Adam
I guess it does. It does depend on a guy. Because if it's a real standup dude and you're like, okay, a stand up comedian. No, stand up guy. You know, I think. You know what I was saying, Definitely not a stand up comedian. They're 98% scum bag.
Ders
Blake's like, I'm done trying to be funny. This is it. It.
Adam
Forget it.
Todd
Water trash.
Blake
Forget it.
Adam
I think it's stand up guy. Then. Then, yeah, then you're like, okay. I mean, it would suck. It's not going to be awesome.
Ders
So. But. But here's the thing. Is that the standup guy now, they're like, the probability of them staying together is forever, as opposed to a guy who, you know, kind of, like, sucks.
Blake
Yeah.
Adam
But then you think you're going to get a chance. Then you think, well, she's gonna realize down the road how shitty he is. And then I'm gonna come in and I'm gonna be the shiny knight.
Ders
Yeah, right.
Adam
That's what I just said.
Blake
You're building your.
Ders
So I'm saying I wouldn't want. I'm saying you probably then wouldn't want, like the stand up comedian or otherwise person to be doing it because then they're gonna go get married in 12 months. As opposed to the guy who's like kind of a turd. You're like, she'll realize it. That although his dick is so good, you're a monster.
Adam
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ders
He f. And you. And you have. And you're like, that's a tough one.
Adam
That's.
Ders
He sucks. But I know the dick is so good.
Adam
She keeps saying that. She keeps saying that. Like through the wall, you.
Blake
That's what you keep hearing.
Ders
She goes, you. She goes, you smell so bad, but the dick's so good.
Adam
You keep hearing that. And you just hear. You just hear Kyle eating, eating Cheetos and. And like chips and he's eating like, like barbecue lays.
Ders
Freaking see?
Adam
And salt and vinegar.
Ders
Hold up, hold up.
Blake
I'm going to pop another bag of Funyuns. And then we're going again. Just let me. Let me crush this bag of Funyuns real quick in a chili cheese Frito. And then we go in again and she's just going, you smell so bad, but the dick is so good.
Ders
And by the way, this is just another example to highlight that we know chicks. We just know. We just know them.
Blake
We just know.
Ders
Not only do we know them, we. We know them.
Adam
Oh, Kyle's dick Damn.
Blake
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And by the way, there's a dude on my swim team in college who I. He, like, had a girlfriend halfway through my freshman year.
Adam
Boogers, boogers, boogers. Out of my mouth.
Ders
Oh, wow.
Blake
Adam's got some boogies going.
Ders
We must be funny. Dude on my swim team halfway through freshman year, started dating this girl. She was very cool. And I was like, how'd you meet? And he was like, like, dude, she dated the guy who lived above me. And I would hear them.
Adam
Oh, no.
Ders
And I was like, yo, who's this chick? And then he was like, I would time it so I would run into her. Like, there was, like, a stairway that came from downstairs that met in, like, the lobby of the house.
Blake
Oh, my God.
Ders
He would, like, time it so he could see what she looked like.
Blake
Oh, man.
Ders
And then men, men, men. He was like. He was like, like, friendly, like, oh, hey, hey, how's it going? And then would, like, try and not find her on campus, but, like, now know what she looked like. And then like would be like, hey, I know, like, remember from my. You live up, like, date the guy's chairs. And then when he found out they broke up, he swooped in. I'm almost positive they've been married for 20 years. Wow. And I remember him telling me the whole thing and me going, whoa, look, look.
Blake
I will say, to today's standards, that sounds insane. That sounds. That sounds like a crazy person. But I think that this is only
Ders
like 50,000 days ago. Less.
Adam
No, it's probably, like, what, 15 years ago, 10 years ago, something like that.
Ders
This is 2001.
Adam
Oh, God damn, you're old.
Blake
I just think that social media, like, killed all of that, all the romance as you. We used to call that romance. Romance.
Adam
Wait, what are you trying to say? Because I feel.
Ders
No, hey, let him cook.
Adam
Okay.
Ders
Yeah, because. Because it's always better.
Blake
Okay, so it spawned. No, I mean, it spawned out of him hearing her, you know, having a great time in the bedroom. And, you know, that's a, you know, it's an interesting worm to chase on the hook, but he really wanted to get to know this person. He really wanted to meet this person. He felt some sort of a connection and he, you know, he did everything.
Ders
I mean, let's start at the connection. The connection is the 2000 rail. Me. Real me. Real me.
Adam
Yeah. The connection is she, he's like, oh, she's a freak in the sheets.
Blake
Right.
Adam
So now I'm in love with her. That's not like romance. That's pretty pornographic.
Blake
Well, he didn't say he was in love with her. He just, he just, he knew he had to meet my lady. There was something
Ders
and I'm not quite,
Adam
I could put my finger on it. There's something.
Blake
Well, there, I think there is some, a bit of romance there.
Adam
Okay.
Blake
And he just, you know, he had to, he had to find her and he had to know.
Ders
What did they call that show? What was the show on hbo? Like, the Inside the Mind of a Man or whatever. What was that?
Blake
I don't recall.
Ders
Is that a show? The. I don't know what it's called either.
Blake
Mind of Men. I don't recall.
Adam
I'm watching, I'm watching. I, I, I started watching that Manosphere documentary. It's not as good as I wanted it to be.
Ders
No.
Blake
Yeah, I had a feeling.
Ders
It seemed kind of, you know what though, isn't it? Do you find it fascinating how kind of the dude who's doing the interview. The interview in the British guy.
Adam
Yeah.
Ders
He like bosses up on them.
Blake
Yeah, well, British people do that.
Ders
No, but like, he kind of, he, he kind of knows that these guys,
Adam
which buttons to push and that they're, they are like all self influenced. It's like they all seem like bullies on the playground that if you punch them in the nose.
Ders
Yes.
Blake
They go, they'll go crying.
Adam
They go crying. They're, they're actually. And this guy like punks them a little bit in a very nerdy way, which is great.
Blake
Okay.
Ders
Right. He'll be like, he'll be like, is it weird having me in your house? You know, like, that's not a quote. But like, there's very like, non, he just is, he's like asserting himself in a way that, like, where he'll go, why are you talking to the camera? Camera? This is a documentary. It's not fucking TikTok.
Adam
Yeah.
Ders
And they're like, oh, oh, yeah. No, I know.
Adam
I'm just used to doing that.
Ders
And that doesn't seem like an album.
Blake
But he says it with a British accent, so it, like, it doesn't. It's not confrontational.
Ders
It's more than that. It's more than that kind of actually is confrontational, but it's not. It's not to be confrontational. It's just kind of to be, like, putting them in a place in a weird way.
Adam
I feel like that's a thing Anders does all the time.
Blake
Time. I feel like I. I think it's the accent, honestly.
Ders
Because, honestly, mate, like, oh, you.
Blake
Oh, you look now. Why are you looking in the camera? Like.
Ders
And a British sensibility where, like, they're always, like, taking the piss out of you, mate.
Blake
It's kind of like watching. What's his name? Pierce or whatever.
Adam
Pierce Morgan.
Blake
Yeah. Like, he gets people hella pissed, but he's kind of just, like, asking, like, questions with an accent, so it makes people extra.
Ders
I guess I need to brush up on my Pierce Morgan.
Adam
Yeah. I don't know what's about Pierce Morgan again. Perfect. Yeah, man, that's.
Ders
But anyway, I. You're right, it's not as interesting, but, like, he'll start asking the, like, wife or the girlfriend of the dude, like, right next to him, being like, why do you let him treat you that way? And the dudes, instead of being like, hey, none of your business, they're like, yeah, go ahead.
Adam
She's allowed to talk. And then.
Ders
Whoa.
Adam
Yeah, I mean, and they are allowed to talk, but then you could tell they're, like, a little afraid to, like, say anything.
Ders
The dude is around his mom is another level where you're like, oh, see,
Blake
this sounds intriguing to me.
Adam
Yeah. I need to finish it. I watched, like, 30 minutes of it, and I. I was just sort of like. I wanted it to. I wanted it to go in the weeds a little more with, like. Also, they're like, these are some of the most problematic manosphere guys, and I didn't even know them. I'm like, I guess I'm not that deep.
Ders
Deep in them, waiting for Adam to be like. And they reminded me of my closest home. They weren't that bad.
Adam
Fine. No. I mean, essentially, they have podcasts where they just have a bunch of, like, only fan models, and. And they stream it, and then they, like, just make these.
Blake
Oh, yeah, Yeah. I think I know the person you're talking about.
Adam
They're not the smartest women, and they make them feel and look like idiots.
Ders
And I think. I think maybe we just hit the nail on the head there. It's that these guys act a certain way to everyone who lets them. And this dude doesn't let them. And they're like. Like, I got to go take this phone call. You're. You're short. You're. Where'd you get those shorts? I'm a dude. And he's like, I don't.
Adam
I don't know.
Ders
I don't care about that.
Adam
And then they. They surround themselves with idiots who allow them. Who are susceptible to being treated this way. And the girls are, you know, they're. They're dummies. So then they can't answer the questions, and they can't. They said, name five countries. And she's like.
Ders
They're like, what's the capital of Paris?
Adam
Barcelona. And they're like, you're an idiot. That's a city.
Ders
Me.
Adam
And she's like, damn, I would be screwed. Yeah, we all might have issues on this podcast, honestly.
Blake
So it's kind of like, who wants to be smarter than a fifth grader? Or whatever, right?
Adam
Who wants to be. Who wants to be smarter than a fifth. Who would. Who would even want that?
Ders
Because then you have to, like, have important jobs.
Blake
What's the name of that show? Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
Adam
That's right. Yes. Okay.
Blake
I think I mixed. Are you game shows together?
Adam
You did. You did. You did.
Ders
Nice, dude.
Blake
Oops.
Adam
Oops. I did it again.
Blake
Well, I don't know. Maybe I gotta check that out because I wasn't very, like, the. I don't know, the whole manosphere. I. I don't really give it too much energy.
Adam
I find it so interesting, dude. I think it's.
Ders
This is not so. This is not a shock to me.
Blake
It's like kind of what we were talking about, like, with the Gooners. Like, to me, it feel like what sucks about it is like, to me, it feels like it. It's just being done to get reactions. But it's starting to seem like people are actually drinking this Kool Aid and they. Yeah, they pray at this church.
Adam
Oh, young. Young kids, like 14, 15 year olds are online and they watch it and they think, like, that's how I should be.
Blake
That sucks.
Adam
And it's crazy, dude.
Ders
Yeah, but that's. That's always been the case, right? That there's been some. That kids are like, like, that's my guy. He says what he wants, dude.
Blake
Like, Tom. Ly.
Ders
Tom Lyus. Exactly, dude.
Adam
Well, that. That's like, who's a. Like, take me outside. How about dad? Like, that girl, she just, like, is
Blake
watching, like, bad, Bad Barbie.
Adam
Bad Barbie.
Blake
Bad baby. Bad baby.
Ders
She's like, she's dying, right? She's got cancer or something.
Blake
What?
Ders
Yeah, I think she's got cancer.
Blake
Dying.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
Oh, no.
Ders
Bad baby. No, Anna chimed in with bad baby. Spelled it wrong. I'm pretty sure it's spelled in a fun way.
Adam
It's said bh. There's lots of bad Bobby. Yeah, okay. Bad Bobby. And is something going on with bad Bobby?
Ders
I think she's got cancer, right? Or so. Or chemo.
Adam
Take her outside. How about that?
Ders
Take her outside for some fresh air.
Adam
Been diagnosed with Waldstrom's bone cancer. Some other giant word of bone cancer. Yikes.
Blake
Oh, my gosh. That's not great.
Ders
The pun and the joke is there. I'm not saying it. I'm gonna let you guys at home do what you do with the bone cancer joke.
Adam
Yeah.
Ders
Cuz I don't think it's funny. Slide into. Slide into with your take.
Adam
No, sir, I don't like it. Okay, well, I don't. I don't want to pile on to this.
Ders
This poor girl, but pile on again.
Blake
Pile on.
Ders
But when she was.
Adam
When she was on.
Blake
Or. Or.
Adam
Or those Dr. Phil. Yeah, Dr. Phil or anyone, they would bring on those, like, teens that are, like, just from the middle school.
Blake
Oh, man, those are the best episodes.
Adam
They. They just go to, like, some, like, suburban middle school, and then all of a sudden they're like, like wearing, you know, ratchet.
Blake
Ratchet children.
Adam
Striped back, so ratchet. And you're like, you don't even know people that act like this. You're literally only watching this online or, like, seeing it in music videos and pretending to be this way. And that's what's happening now with the manosphere kids, is they're like, oh, that's how we should be in society. And then they're just walking around being to their teachers and their friends in school. Yeah.
Ders
Oh, that's. Yeah, that's a whole thing. Is it T? And by the way, it's like, like, uk. It's uk.
Blake
Heavy. Oh, being a teacher is a nightmare.
Ders
It's uk. And I watched what's the move show with, like, the four episodes and every episode's one shot.
Adam
Oh, adolescence.
Ders
Yes, adolescence. Did we cover this already? It's unreal.
Adam
It is unreal.
Ders
The acting. The acting is unreal.
Adam
Dude, it's on Netflix. Our mothership. Yeah, it is. Is so good.
Ders
But I just want to say, like, everyone who talked about how, like, it's dark, it's super up, I was ready for, like, you know, We've all watched like Dahmer or whatever the else is out there. Sure. It's. It's a sad story. It's more sad than it is like dark. I thought it was going to be like diabolical, but it was just like a shitty, sad kid who did something horrible.
Adam
Yeah, well, he murdered his classmate. Yes. Okay.
Ders
Yeah, yeah. But it wasn't. I thought it was going to be like, like basement type sex ring.
Adam
Yeah, like cutting off.
Blake
Yeah, you're.
Adam
You're a psycho.
Blake
You're a special, special case.
Adam
I'm just saying, for the rest of society, it's pretty dark.
Blake
Your happy place is nip tuck. And if you watch that series, you'll see the guy, he goes. He goes, but.
Ders
And then there the kid is like, I'm ugly. And I'm like. The whole time I'm watching it, I'm like, this kid is going to be the next Leonardo DiCaprio though. He's a young handsome kid. He's so good at acting.
Adam
The whole time Durst sees this murderer,
Ders
I'm like,
Adam
something about this kid, he's got killers. He's got it going on. That's life.
Ders
And then he's like, I'm so ugly teacher.
Blake
And.
Ders
Or to the like psychologist or whatever. And I'm like, who's telling this kid he's ugly? What are we talking about?
Blake
Yeah, he's.
Ders
They should have found a real uggo.
Adam
Well, because he hasn't look maxed enough.
Blake
Enough.
Ders
Oh, dude, this kid is maxed. He's maxed.
Adam
It's all cyclical.
Blake
After we talked about that, bro, he like had a heart attack or something.
Adam
Yeah, the look maxing clavicular apparently. I like this podcast is now just us talking about hot guys. 19 year old hot guys.
Blake
Yeah, I knew it would infiltrate.
Adam
Yeah, he apparently had he like overdose dosed on some whatever the he's taking.
Blake
Okay, so when these upheld, like we're speaking about bad examples, especially in the, in the male universe as something like.
Ders
We are speaking about the good examples.
Blake
We are.
Adam
Yes, we are.
Blake
When something like that happens, doesn't that completely knock the legs out of the. The movement? Don't you go, oh, homeboy just his heart exploded and he's only in his 20s. Like maybe this isn't the way.
Adam
Maybe it's not.
Ders
I would say yes, but also someone. A gen adjacent to that guy. I'll step up and be like, he's weak, he's weak.
Adam
He actually. He was a.
Todd
He was a.
Adam
This is the way.
Ders
Yeah, more and I'm and look at me, which is like the Donald Trump. Donald Trump's like, Joe Biden's dying, and I'm eating McDonald's every day. I'm strong as a bull, you know? And people go, yeah, I'm gonna come.
Adam
It's a similar thing. If you love Trump. You also. If you were a teenager, you would have been, look, Max, you might. You might be. Look, Maxi. You might be. Look, maxi. You might be hitting yourself in the face with a hammer going, this is
Ders
how I get pretty. Yeah.
Blake
So there's a real pattern.
Adam
Yeah.
Blake
There's a real problem with this.
Adam
I think so. But I watched a video of him, I think, of clavicular, I think, earlier that day.
Blake
Cool name.
Adam
Talking about how he does the right amount of meth and people do too much meth.
Ders
Oh, was it meth or Adderall?
Adam
He was saying meth, and he was saying, if you do the right amount of meth.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
Then it. Then it actually doesn't affect you. It just helps you stay lean and look great and give you energy, and people just take too much, and they. And they. Everything up. And then it was, like, however many hours later in the club where it's like, yeah, yeah. And just Odin. So hopefully that guy doesn't die.
Ders
All the best. All the best.
Blake
Where did he come up with that name? Because it's kind of sick.
Ders
I was just gonna say, what. Can we come up with what our clavicular name would be? What would you call yourself?
Blake
What is that? What is even drawing from that? Like, that's, like. That's just cool. Like, what am I missing here? What is it? What does it even. What does it mean? What does it mean?
Ders
I don't know. I don't know.
Adam
I'm sure Todd can, like, your clavicles. And like, you, he's so, like, lean and mean that you see the bones in his chest, which, to me, isn't like, that cool of a look. That means you're, like, gaunt.
Ders
But his real name is Braden.
Adam
Braden. So you have to change that for sure. Yeah. You have to change that.
Ders
Clavicular is an adjective meaning relating. Relating to.
Adam
Or the collar bone. Yeah.
Ders
Situated near the clavicle.
Adam
Very shagadelic.
Blake
So what an interesting, like, bone to be obsessed with. Why not just be huge bicepular. Yeah. Or a huge cocules.
Ders
He's got me feeling bicepular coc.
Adam
Yeah. Well, the thing now isn't having, like, giant biceps. It's being. Being absolutely shredded. It's having, like, zero percent Body fat instead. Like, our heroes were the Jersey Shore guys, You know, Jim Tan laundry.
Ders
I mean, we've come a long way.
Blake
Our.
Adam
Our collective heroes were situations.
Blake
We pray at the altar of this situation.
Ders
Can we. And by the way, the one. One person's name, Clavicular. One person's name. This situation. We. I think we can all agree the situation is a great fucking name. Clavicular. It's very 20, 26. It's very whatever, like from outer space. But the situation is strong.
Blake
I can't spell it, which I'm upset. Upset.
Adam
You can't spell most things or pronounce most things if you.
Blake
I don't think I could spell situation either.
Ders
If you call yourself the Situation, you're very funny. You're very funny.
Blake
That's the thing. Are these guys funny? Because even when we were. I used the example of killer's not. No.
Ders
Every interview I've seen him. Him. He's not funny.
Blake
Right. Because we said Tom, like, as Tom Lycus was actually kind of funny. Like, he. Like he. He had jokes.
Adam
Yeah, he was.
Ders
He had a job. He had an angle.
Adam
His stick.
Blake
Yeah, he. He had bits. But like these guys, they're not even like Howard Stern.
Adam
He's funny.
Ders
What was his bit? His bit was you. Was that what his bit was? Blake, you dumb. Yeah, I guess that's funny.
Adam
Allegedly.
Ders
No, he.
Blake
No, he would do some, like, some other funny things. Yeah.
Adam
Yeah. Well, I think. I think the new generation, the these like Gen Z and Gen Alpha kids being funny, like, to. To our generation, being funny was a superpower freaking peak.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
Like, you needed to be funny in your. In your group in order to have any social standing within your group, you had to be funny.
Ders
Yes.
Blake
And it was a great equalizer.
Ders
I don't know if that's true, but I know that that's true about some friend groups.
Adam
I feel like, like in my friend
Ders
groups, I know many friend groups where there's zero funny people.
Adam
Oh, that would be terrible.
Blake
Existence.
Adam
Yikes. Could you imagine?
Ders
Yeah, just join a sports team. There's not a funny person.
Adam
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. There's some funny ass black guy running back. Who is the. Who is the king of the locker room? Yeah, absolutely.
Ders
And how. How many of those people went to your house school?
Adam
There was one guy.
Ders
So what the are you talking about?
Adam
And he was funny and he was funny.
Ders
Dude, based on things I've watched, aren't there, like, funny black people running around
Adam
the locker room there? For sure. Are there for sure.
Ders
Are of course there's funny black people.
Adam
The fun. The funniest race. The funniest.
Ders
I think that absolutely there are many funny blacks. Black people. Listen, you guys sound like clavicular, right? But my point is most of it is just quoting movies that they've seen.
Adam
Right.
Blake
There's not a lot of original comedy coming out of a sports.
Ders
Anyway. I know what you're saying about friend groups comedy.
Adam
I feel like with our generation, comedy was more important than nowadays.
Ders
For sure.
Adam
I feel like comedy is. Is way less of a thing.
Blake
That's wild. Well, yeah, because there's no money in it. What the are you gonna do with being a comedian?
Adam
Well, not even money. I mean, just even in middle school and high school and like, coming up, like, the funny kid was the popular. One of the popular kids. And, like, it was a good way to just make friends.
Ders
I think that it also. I think that kids. God, this is the worst episode. Yeah, you lose. I think that. I think that kids who are, like, texting constantly, like, they don't know when someone's joking or not, so they've stopped joking.
Blake
Oh.
Ders
Except for the groups of kids. Kids who are always joking.
Blake
Only jokes.
Ders
And that's when you get the Gooners at the funeral who are like, these are my guys. Nothing is serious. Everything is a joke to the core.
Adam
Yeah.
Ders
And everyone else is like, I'm gonna fun crew. I'm gonna avoid being misinterpreted and stop being funny. And so comedy is just seeping out of normal, everyday interactions. Communications. Yeah.
Blake
Wow, that's so sad. It's the. Where's your Comedy Central cookie jar? It's going to be completely.
Adam
It's going to be empty.
Ders
I mean, I do. I do want to. This is so stupid. But look at that.
Adam
I mean, this is like.
Ders
I'm laughing already.
Adam
Dude. This is. Dude, this is like a. Like a movie from the 90s where, like, it's. This Comedy Central cookie jar is filled with funny treats. And the. The more funny treats you take out of it, the less comedy there is in the world. Oh.
Blake
Oh.
Ders
Is that poop dollar like the Eddie. Eddie Murphy. Eddie Murphy, A Thousand Wishes or whatever movie.
Adam
It feels like a bad Eddie Murphy movie. I feel like Eddie Murphy stopped making good movies, and I wish he would make one.
Ders
But here's what we gotta say. When they did that, the SNL 50th reunion or whatever it was, he was unreal, right?
Adam
Legend dude. He is. He's one of the best.
Blake
He was great.
Ders
He came on and was so funny and so Committed to every sketch. And apparently, like, he jumped in other sketches that he wasn't supposed to be in because people dropped out last minute. And he was like, I got it, and was so fucking good. It was crazy.
Adam
He even in his documentary where you're walking around his, like, palatial Bel Air
Blake
mansion, where you're like, oh, when did this come out? Is this recent?
Adam
Yeah, I believe it's on the flicks. And it came out within the last year, and it's awesome. And he's just giving interviews, and you're just like. The whole time, you're like, man, he's funny to his core. He's such a funny person. Some people when they get too rich, they just stop.
Blake
Stop all comedy.
Adam
You know, they're just like, eh, I'm fucking good. Which is fine. Which is, like, probably a healthy way to go about it.
Ders
Do you think he's funny with his friends, or do you think he has a skill set that he used? And that's kind of what it is.
Adam
He is so funny with his friends. Neil Brennan. And I'm. I don't think I'm speaking out of school, but he told me that because he's always hanging around, like, Chappelle and Chris Rock. He's just, like, in that friend group because he used to write for Chappelle and they hang out with Eddie quite a bit. And he was like, he is the funniest guy in any room. It's like you get all those people together, which obviously they're all fucking kings and heroes and are the funniest person in any room that they walk into. He's the funniest. And I'm like, that is so cool, dude. That is so cool. Because I don't know if Jim Carrey is at this point. Yeah, I don't know if Jim Carrey is the funniest person in the room.
Blake
Yeah, he's adjusted.
Ders
And it's also kind of like, what is funny. Yeah.
Adam
Yeah, that's life. I would like to get him and clavicular in a room and just see. Just see who's the funniest dude. Reef has been delivering comfort since the 1980s, building a reputation for sandals that feel as good as they look. And now one of their most iconic styles, the fanning, is turning 21. It's a sandal that stood the test of time, evolving with new tech and style, while staying true to what made it a favorite in the first place.
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Adam
Neil's a. Neil's a, a. A legend.
Blake
He has a podcast. Correct.
Ders
It's a great podcast, Blocks. I listen to it. It's great.
Adam
I. I've been on it. Didn't have many blocks. I bet I have more now.
Ders
Yeah, I think you might have had them then. The block was that you couldn't see the block.
Adam
Yeah, I couldn't see the block.
Blake
Wait, wait. Sorry. Not to sidetrack too far, but blocks is like your building blocks or things that are in your way.
Ders
Blocks are like things in your way that you're trying to, like, sort through.
Adam
Okay, right.
Ders
Like anxiety or imposter syndrome or.
Blake
Okay.
Adam
And I just went on and was like, so what are the blocks? And I'm like, man, I don't. I don't think I got any.
Ders
Is that what this is about?
Blake
Goodbye.
Adam
Like, yeah, I just thought this was a podcast.
Blake
I don't remember. Oh, that's cool. You prep the same way we prep. This is important.
Adam
Yeah, that's right. That's right.
Ders
He had a funny story where they were. All these comedians were at a Netflix thing at the head of Netflix's home,
Adam
which, by the way, we're going to in a few weeks.
Ders
We are. Who's. What's his. Ted Sarandos.
Blake
Yes, terrible Ted.
Ders
And Ted's like, it's so nice to be here, surrounded by the funniest people in the world. And then Chris Rock goes and Neil Brennan. Yeah. And the entire. The entire room laughs.
Adam
And he's like, burn.
Ders
Pretty good. Pretty good bully. Anyway, Neil is great. And to stand there and take that as. That's comedy. And another thing about comedy is that, like, that's pointed. And kids don't like that because it's like Neil had to basically get shit on for 30 seconds there. Kids are like, we don't do that anymore. Anymore.
Blake
Well, yeah, that's how sense of humor is developed. It's also a. A way of dealing with bullying. You've got the floor.
Adam
Well, you take it. You take it from your friends. Yeah, you. Yeah, you give your friends and. And they give it back. And. And then you go in your room and loudly play Chili Peppers and jerk off. I mean, have sex.
Ders
Right, right, right, right. Did the doorbell ring? I didn't see anyone come in. I'm just going to be in here looking. What?
Adam
I'm loudly in here. Where?
Blake
Where did she go?
Adam
Yeah, she. It was just quicker for her to leave out the window.
Blake
She had to go.
Adam
It was actually quicker for her to just bounce out of the window.
Blake
So you don't. And I hate to deny, but you don't have a window.
Adam
Did I say window? Did I say window? Because I meant air vent.
Ders
Yeah, yeah.
Adam
It's actually quicker just to get out to her car because the air vent goes right through. Out to the car.
Ders
Like, funnily enough, I still say, poof, be gone. And she could just disappear.
Adam
Yeah, yeah.
Blake
She just goes. She just. Kool Aid, man.
Ders
What happened to. What happened to poof, be gone, be gone? Poof, be gone? What?
Blake
Bring it back.
Adam
Did people say, poof, be gone?
Ders
In my high school, poof, be gone was a thing.
Adam
Dude, in your high school, there was a lot of very funny black running backs. I know. I know that there was.
Ders
I know our running back. Our running back was. Was not super funny, but he's super inspirational. Last time I went on Facebook, he, like, does walks on the beach and he's like, it's 4:30 in the morning. I'm already up. I'm going after it. I know you are too. And, like, I do remember him being like. He, like, knew the state meet was coming up for me that week, and he was like, I want. He was like, I won my event in the track. Like, you can too. And I was like, I don't know. I'm gonna give it a shot. He goes, hey, man, you have to believe it. And I was like, like, all right, all right.
Adam
Sounds like Cam Newton, dude.
Blake
Very, very, like a leader.
Ders
Super nice dude. Super nice dude. Not funny, dude.
Adam
Cam Newton. After meeting Cam. I was never a fan of Cam Newton.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
Just his. His hats. Really?
Blake
You're on record about his podcast?
Ders
Let's just add this to it.
Adam
His hats.
Blake
You comment on it a. A lot.
Adam
Truly bother me. And I don't know why they do, but they really, really, really do. I don't like him, but you meet the guy and you're like, oh, I would run through a wall for if. If he told me to.
Ders
Right.
Adam
Like, he's a leader. It's. It's fun to meet those people every once in a while.
Blake
Yeah.
Ders
You'd say, give me that hat. Just run, right?
Adam
Yeah, just.
Ders
I'll.
Blake
I'll take that hat, sir.
Adam
I'll die for you in this hat.
Blake
He had a pretty funny interaction with like, a mascot, like last year where he, like, beat the mascot's ass. It, like, started to piss him off. Did you guys see that clip?
Ders
But, like, really hurt the mascot, right?
Adam
Is that real?
Ders
Bam. Yeah, like, he's like 6, 7, 2, 60. Like, it's.
Adam
Oh, yeah. He was massive, dude.
Ders
Crazy.
Blake
Yeah. I think the mascot, like, ran up and like, took his.
Ders
That's a. No, no.
Blake
And he, like, he. He like put it. Put his ass in the dirt, dude. It was. It was up.
Ders
Would you guys wish that, like, you know, there's those cartoons where someone takes the hat off and then their head is like the shape of the hat that.
Adam
Sure.
Ders
I kind of wish that was the case where we found out he had like a weird. That'd be fun, like, Bart Simpson shaped
Adam
head or like his hair when he used to have like the, you know, the fun dreadlocks. It actually was a wig.
Ders
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Adam
And you take it off and it's just like flapping in the wind.
Ders
Possible Agassiz.
Blake
I think that might be a problem with kids. And their sense of humor is they aren't raised on Looney Tunes anymore.
Adam
Okay.
Blake
I think that was like essential. Like you gotta have the Looney Tunes in your life as a kid. Ultra violence, ultra violence. All like, I love that, that everything's on the table.
Ders
Explosives, ab.
Adam
Explosives.
Blake
Yes.
Adam
And. And if you said someone's going to drop a piano on my head now, no one would even get it.
Blake
Yeah, they don't understand.
Adam
People would be like, why would a piano just fall out of the sky?
Ders
Adam, move. Adam, be careful. Move.
Blake
Yeah, and then as soon as you move, you get hit with the anvil. That's just the order of operations, dude.
Adam
Well, what, what is bugging me, dude? What's bugging me?
Blake
Okay, Adam's bugging, we're griping.
Adam
You're. This is Grumpy Old man over here. That's the name of the episode. Grumpy Old Men is everyone now is an expert. It's like your friend saying, I get up at 4:30 in the morning and I get out and I get out and I'm doing it. And they're. Everyone is inspirational where they're telling you what to eat, they're telling you what to drink, they're telling you, you how to be of a good father. It's like they don't have that guy. How to be a good father is you wake up at 4:30 in the morning, you're up before the children get up. You then work out, you get everything done and then you do the laundry for your wife because why is she doing the laundry? And then you clean the kitchen and then the kids get up and then you make a break and you're like, Jesus Christ man, stop. And everyone, everyone is doing that now on, on the Internet. I'm like, can I escape this?
Ders
And this doesn't make me feel good. But, but 18 months down the line of them doing that, they all have a massive breakdown and you find out that they were like crackheads on I was intoxicated every peptide and whatever the else. And they're like, I'm stepping away from social media. And it's like you, you don't even have to just chill. Yeah, just chill.
Blake
Just post less.
Adam
That's the thing is like these guys, it's not like they're making real livings doing like cuz so many people do it. I'm like, you can't actually be making a living.
Blake
There's no way. But you might be getting free Kachava.
Adam
15,000 followers.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam
And you're not making any amount of money you're making. You're getting free, you're getting ca atic greens or something. Someone might be sending you some, some cool product, but that's it. And you have to make content every day about how like what sort of high protein meal you're making in your air fryer. You're like, who gives a man? Just go live your life, dude. No, sir, I don't like it. No one asked you to be an inner Internet star. No one asked for this. That's. And that's what people are saying about our podcast currently.
Ders
Any takebacks or any introspective questions dudes ever. Shut up.
Blake
We're about to be freaking 300 episodes deep. God damn.
Adam
God damn.
Ders
I'm with you. I'm with you. It's, it's, it's an interesting. It's interesting. It's very interesting. It's just an interesting like mirror to society where it's, it's like what is happening. Where it seems like everyone who's telling everyone to get their together seems like they are on a razor's edge of losing their minds.
Blake
Right.
Adam
That's exactly right.
Blake
So cool.
Ders
Everyone who's like, this is what you gotta do. It's like, it's like, I think this is what you have to do to not lose your mind.
Adam
Well, it's. It's just them like alone, drinking, pre workout outside of the gym before it opens at 5am and they're like, this is what you gotta do to be a good husband. Husband or a good father or good whatever. And they look insane. They're sweating already. They haven't even gone to the gym yet.
Blake
Yeah, they're talking to themselves. When you're doing a selfie video, you're talking to yourself. It's the black mirror man.
Ders
And by the way, all that being said, send me a sauna.
Blake
Absolutely.
Adam
Just send me a sauna.
Ders
Send me a sauna.
Blake
I'll preach.
Adam
The best thing is, is seeing these people, these like jacked yolks, dude, dudes. And thinking about them like not getting the shot right. And be like, no, I didn't. I messed up the words. I gotta do it again. And doing it multiple times because they didn't like how their chin looked. Because they're. Because obviously they're super vain because all they care about is what they look like.
Ders
I think that's why young dudes love the streamers who are just rolling.
Adam
Sure.
Ders
Because it's, it's like he's not edited. Everything is right there. He's not afraid to like, turn it off. Off. And I'm like, dude, it's okay to turn it off.
Blake
It's okay.
Ders
It's okay to up. It's okay to like have a whoops, a doodle.
Adam
No, I know. And they were saying, like, like he's one of the, in the. On the Manosphere documentary. They were like, and he's one of the most successful streamers and he makes up to $200 an hour. 200 to $300 an hour. And I'm like, I know that's good money, but is it worth it, right, to have to, to do that?
Blake
Even to this argument, though, like, us being like that this class of entertainers are talentless or like, or weird like that. Even our class, when you look back to like the Ed Sullivan show or you speak about like Eddie Murphy, like, those, those people were like, so talented.
Ders
Sorry, I just heard, I just heard. Everyone turn the podcast off. Go ahead.
Blake
I'm just like, have you ever gone back and like, watched Solomon? Like those old like, like comedian, like, routines where it's like duos and it's just like they're absolutely insane. Like, they're so polished. They're so good. They're dialed. Everybody can dance, everybody can sing, everybody can hit jokes, everybody can play straight, man. Everybody. It's just like there's like completely. Weapons of entertainment.
Adam
Yeah, what about, what about that?
Blake
And then we do podcast.
Ders
But I think that there's a, there's a, like, stakes to creating something polished and perfect that I think people think is overrated now.
Blake
Yes, the stakes have left the building
Ders
where they're like, why do I have to be so polished? And like, I, I don't think there's a, a, there's a diminished return.
Blake
Right.
Ders
Those people used to be like, I'm gonna get polished because if I go on the Ed Sullivan show, guess what? I'm set for life.
Adam
You gotta be ready city.
Ders
And if I'm good, I'm set for life. And the next day, my world changes.
Adam
Now, by the way, Ed Sullivan is such an old school.
Ders
I know, but I'm just going with this. Even if it's Johnny Carson, right? Everyone talks about Johnny Carson, who's a couple generations older than us, but if you're the funniest person ever now, you might go viral, but you have to keep that viral going because there's no machine that's going to keep you going, going. And if you aren't doing sauna, ankle
Adam
plunge, in addition to, and red light therapy and peptides and trying to get on Kill Tony. You're Dude.
Ders
But I will say the people who can sustain it, they were doing it forever before, you know what I mean?
Adam
They're Bert Kreischer.
Ders
You know what I mean?
Adam
They're the one. They're just promotion machines and they're out there and they're just grinding, dude.
Ders
Right?
Adam
I'm, I'm exhausted just thinking about it.
Blake
I'm taking a nap.
Adam
Any take backs, any apologies, Any epic slams here, boys?
Blake
You know, I, I take back bringing, bringing up Ed Sullivan. I'm sorry, I was just trying to think of a black and white show.
Adam
No, that's okay. Why it's got to be black.
Blake
Maybe Jerry. Jerry Lewis.
Adam
Why's it got to be white?
Blake
That was what the television colors were, I believe.
Adam
Why is it got to be colors?
Ders
Interesting. I'm pissed now.
Adam
I don't like how you said that.
Ders
Huh? Netflix. Get them.
Adam
Yeah, I, I, I loved today's podcast. I thought it was really fun. I got to show off my new
Blake
cookie jar, which I think is badass. Jealous.
Ders
Poignant. What a po.
Adam
Which I, I'm, I'm glad you guys, you guys might be the only people that I could show this to and would be as stoked.
Blake
But you Incredible. Yeah, look at that. Look at that beautiful piece.
Adam
And you know that's my favorite color too.
Ders
Before you flip it upside down and look at the bottom.
Adam
Hold on.
Ders
On the top. I don't want that to break. What does the bottom say? Where is this made? Is this.
Adam
There's nothing, there's nothing real.
Blake
That that was on an executive's desk.
Ders
Not Cost Plus World Market. You couldn't get that there.
Blake
No, that I think that might have came out of the break room in the night. Yeah, I think this is, that's so
Adam
this is a true vintage piece. I think corporate.
Blake
That might be 10 of 10.
Adam
One of 10, right? Oh, and one more thing, dude. Look back at it with Sam J. And Alex English.
Ders
Yes.
Adam
It just dropped. It just dropped.
Blake
Hot new palm under the TII umbrella.
Adam
We have our own umbrella. Where.
Ders
Yes.
Adam
Where it's raining. And guess what? It's. We're keeping these, these podcasts nice and dry for you so they don't get all wet and sloppy out there out there in the world.
Blake
I'm very, very hyped to have Sam J.
Adam
So look back at it is our first podcast where we are dropping with the very funny ex snl. Sam J. She's hilarious. And Alex English, who was an SNL writer, where they hop in there. I'M gonna read a little blurb hopping where they hop in their time machine and spend time in the past in hopes of understanding the chaos that is sure to be in our future from Pop. I like that they have a thing.
Blake
Yeah, that is kind of.
Adam
Maybe we should get a thing.
Ders
I like when we try and read. Yeah. Super funny. She was on the cruise. So if you were on the cruise, you know what we're talking about. But, Sam, MJ, go and Google some of her YouTube. Stand up, and then you'll understand why we were like, gotta get her under the umbrella.
Adam
Gotta get her.
Blake
She's the best.
Adam
The trailer is out now, and the first episode drops April 29th.
Blake
Get on that Mamma mia. I'm hyped, dude.
Adam
Well, then show it on your face. Yeah.
Ders
Why?
Adam
Why do you say it like that, Blake? I'm hyped, dude. All lackadaisical. Say it like you mean. What do you mean?
Blake
I am actually hyped. I love Sam J. Hanging out with her on the cruise was so fun. Fun. She's a real rocker. She has some deep cut, like, rock knowledge. Remember when she had the ox and was just ripping up the freaking dance floor?
Adam
It was off the chain that was tight. And she was, like, kind of drinking me under the table a little bit. I kept wanting to go to bed. It was like 2:30 in the morning or 3am Right? And I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go. And she's like, yo, real, one, One. One more shot. Real quick. I'm like, yeah, all right, okay. And then I'd take a shot. And then her girlfriend was like, yo, Sam, let's. Let's go to bed.
Blake
Bed.
Adam
And she's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Adam, one more shot. Come on, let's do one more shot or else my ass is going to have to go to bed. And I wanted to go to bed. And I'm like, maybe we go to bed. And she was like, one more shot. And I'm like, because I. She's the type of person that you want to be cool around.
Blake
Yeah, of course.
Adam
So I just kept drinking. I just kept drinking. Which awesome.
Blake
Sam, Real rocker.
Ders
Now she got a podcast.
Adam
Look back at it. First episode drops April 29th. Check it out.
Blake
Very funny.
Ders
Funny title. Fun title. All right, and then that's another episode of this is important. 10 of 10.
Blake
10 of 10. That is a 10 of 10.
Ders
That episode was a 1 of 10.
Blake
It's a 10 of 10.
Adam
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In this episode, the trio (Adam, Blake, and Ders) descend into classic “grumpy old men” territory, riffing on nostalgia, the evolution (or devolution) of comedy, male friendship, romance in the digital age, the manosphere, and what it means to be funny now versus then. The episode oscillates between hilarious and candid, blending stories from their own lives with commentary on the broader cultural moment.
Theme Recap:
A combination of real vulnerability (“grumpy old men” lamenting the erosion of the comedy and friendships they grew up with) and unfiltered hilarity, riffing on everything from sex and childhood cartoons to Internet toxicity, collectibles, and how comedy used to be a social equalizer.
Tone:
Warmly nostalgic, irreverent, self-deprecating, and equal parts grouchy and hopeful for the genuine connections that still persist in a changing world.
For fans old and new, this episode is a quintessential snapshot of “This Is Important”: equal parts raunch, real talk, and raw nostalgia, all filtered through the humor of three guys who still see the world as a playground—even if they love to grumble about how the swings used to be better.