Ep 299: Rockin’ At The Troubadour: Netflix Is A Joke Fest

Summary

Podcast Summary

This Is Important

Episode: 299 – Rockin’ At The Troubadour: Netflix Is A Joke Fest
Date: May 19, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (a.k.a. Ders), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck
Special Guest: Will Forte
Venue: LIVE at The Troubadour, Hollywood

Episode Overview

This high-energy, live episode sees the "This Is Important" crew performing in front of an intimate, rowdy crowd at the legendary Troubadour as part of the "Netflix Is A Joke" comedy festival. The guys riff on rock outfits, LA nostalgia, awkward dad moments, and wild show-and-tell involving fake leathers and “Big Sips.” Midway, the episode takes a surprise turn with their first-ever “real” guest, comedy legend Will Forte, culminating in a spontaneous and heartfelt (if a bit off-the-rails) best-friend jam session.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Kicking Off – The Troubadour Vibes (02:34–07:01)

• The show opens with loud crowd work and chanting “Who’s ready to rock?” led by the crew, in classic mock-rockstar fashion.
• Memorable quote:
  Host Adam (A): “Yeah, it’s weird when dads get horny.” (02:47)

2. Rockstar Attire and Sponsor Parody (06:27–13:04)

• The guys discuss getting “near $800 worth of fake leathers” for the Troubadour show, including pleather pants.
• Blake recounts a failed sponsor deal with Buzz Balls, now jokingly plugging “Big Sips.”
• The whole segment has the group riffing on influencer culture and fake endorsements.
• Adam (A): “If Blake spends more than $38, Chase bank is like, something's off.” (11:29)
• Blake (B): “Every sip you took was money out of my pocket. Yeah.” (08:52)

3. The (Failed) Pleather Quest & LA Fashion Critiques (13:04–15:32)

• Blake’s half-hearted attempt to buy the rockstar pants; Adam and Isaac finally get them at “Rocktown.”
• Entertaining banter about Adam learning what a “twink” is, and discussions about changing fashion eras & backpack-wearing.
• Anders (C): “Remember when you guys start talking about happy trails in middle school...” (13:13)
• Adam (A): “You could tell they were, like, a little off kilter when Isaac walked in... undercover cop.” (13:29)
• The crew lampoons one another for their rock looks, asking the audience who looks most natural in pleather outfits.

4. Hometown LA, Parties, and LA Drug Jokes (15:32–17:49)

• Discussion of the Troubadour's small capacity, LA “hometown” pride, and how this would be the perfect show to (theoretically) try cocaine.
• Imagining what it would be like to come home coked out and tuck in your kids:
  Blake (B): “Have you ever tucked your kids in at 6am?” (16:47)
  Anders (C): “Daddy, I’m waking up.” (16:53)

5. Getting Lost, Backstage Antics, and LA Stories (17:49–22:48)

• Blake tells a story about getting stranded in San Francisco after missing the BART, almost spending the night in a tent.
• On school backpack trends and the low-slung backpack era.
• They compare who looks most natural in their outfits—Adam’s “regular German guy” vibe vs. Blake’s “rocker” swings.

6. Band Fandom, The Troubadour's Legacy, and Boy Band Debate (33:24–35:04)

• Hot debate: Backstreet Boys vs. *NSYNC.
• The group tries and (mostly) fails to remember iconic Backstreet Boys songs, launching into crowd singalongs.
• Parody theorizing: did the Backstreet Boys play the Troubadour?

7. Wild LA Memories, Boat Cruises & Viral News (36:09–38:05)

• Shout-outs to fans from their “This Cruise Is Important” event.
• Morbid hypothetical – what if their cruise had been the one in the news (with actual fatalities).
• Adam (A): “In hindsight, I’m kind of glad that wasn’t our cruise.” (37:31)

8. The Adam McFlurry Bit (38:15–39:38)

• The guys invent a (fake) McDonald’s meal in honor of Adam: the "Adam McFlurry" (a regular McFlurry plus a tiny McFlurry “sidecar” or, jokingly, one with a cheeseburger inside).

9. Hollywood “Elite” Brunch – Netflix’s Ted Sarandos’ House (39:51–44:20)

• They recap an exclusive Netflix brunch at Ted Sarandos’s house, star-studded with David Letterman, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Chelsea Peretti, Dane Cook, Kevin Hart, Jerry Seinfeld, and Adam Sandler.
• Self-deprecating jokes about being out of place among comedy royalty—and blending in too well dressed as waiters.
• Adam (A): “We all just look like the waiters. We’re like, oh, fuck.” (44:08)
• Humorous story about showing up in the same outfit as hotel staff.

10. Dad Horniness: When Parents Overshare (45:12–47:06)

• Adam and the guys discuss awkward moments when dads comment on attractive women—often oversharing with their sons.
• Adam (A): “It’s weird when dads get horny.” (45:12)

11. Riffs & Recurring Bizarre Bits (47:11–55:04)

• Demanding their manager Isaac “show his tits” for the crowd (running gag).
• Fake sponsorships and their on-stage punk rock personas.
• Extended, absurd debate about spelling “Metallica” and other words learned through pop culture.

12. Oldies, Nostalgia & Spelling Failures (59:39–62:11)

• Tales of learning spelling from Jim Carrey movies and admitting to truly bad spelling (“beautiful,” “segue,” “iron”).
• Adam (A): “I was in that show [Workaholics]... I was like, if—how do you spell that word? Is it ‘ef’?” (61:17)

13. Music Nostalgia – Jibs, Chains, and Ice Cream Truck Songs (54:48–67:21)

• Discussion and live playback of Jibs’ “Chain Hang Low” and “King Kong,” reminiscent of cruise playlists.
• Joking about ice cream truck treats like “Ice Tickles,” pondering if such a product could even exist nowadays.
• Drug references tied to parking lot culture and gas station “Kratom.”

14. Special Guest: Will Forte Live! (69:11–75:00)

• The episode’s big event: Will Forte is brought out as their first-ever “real” special guest. The guys, somewhat awestruck and immediately reverting to playful infighting, joke about Adam making everything about himself.
• Blake (B): “His body looks good. Will’s looks good. You’re starting to look like a melted candle.” (71:17)
• Tension leads to an intentionally “breakup” bit, resolved as Blake and Adam perform a hilariously earnest “best friend” ballad onstage, with Will Forte and the audience joining in.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “It’s weird when dads get horny.” – Adam (02:47, recurring callback)
• “If Blake spends more than $38, Chase bank is like, something’s off.” – Adam (11:29)
• “You look like a regular German peasant.” – Blake (27:43)
• “Who looks the most rock and roll, not who makes the most like German dungeon.” – Anders (27:52)
• “I don’t think I can ever look rocking at all. The only – dude, I was saying to Isaac, I look like the Queens of the Stone Age guy. He’s like ten times more jacked.” – Anders (28:32)
• “Have you ever tucked your kids in at 6 am?” – Blake (16:47)
• “We all just look like the waiters. We’re like, oh, fuck.” – Adam (44:08)
• “His body looks good. Will’s looks good. You’re starting to look like a melted candle.” – Blake, roasting Adam in front of Will Forte (71:17)
• Best friend song (73:00):
  “Looking at the wind, watching rain fall down. Waiting for my best friend, but he’s nowhere around...”

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Timestamps of Important Segments

• 02:34–07:01: Crowd intro, “rockstar” kickoff at the Troubadour
• 08:01–13:04: Big Sips sponsor/pleather pants saga
• 15:32: LA nostalgia and homecoming
• 33:24–35:04: Backstreet Boys vs. *NSYNC debate
• 39:51–44:20: “Who’s Who” at Ted Sarandos’ Netflix brunch
• 45:12: Dad horniness
• 54:41–56:45: Jibs “Chain Hang Low” nostalgia
• 69:11–75:00: Will Forte surprise guest; “Best Friend” live song

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Tone & Language

The episode is classic "This Is Important": fast-paced, irreverent, and self-mocking, with a mix of rowdy crowd play and LA-insider references. The group’s playful antagonism is dialed up to eleven, especially with the chaos of a live podcast and their jokey, honest awe at doing a show at the legendary Troubadour and breaking their “no-guest” tradition for SNL/“MacGruber” legend Will Forte.

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Conclusion: Why This Episode Is Important

This is “This Is Important” at its rowdiest and most endearing, capturing the chaos, deep friendship, and absurd logic that made them famous. Live music, fake sponsors, showbiz war stories, and one legendary comedy guest make for a memorable, truly live “Netflix Is A Joke Fest” special episode.

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For First-Time Listeners

• Expect lots of inside jokes, LA/entertainment industry references, and tangential riffing.
• The tone swings between shamelessly immature, surprisingly sentimental, and meta-comedic self-sabotage.
• Will Forte’s appearance is both a highlight and a tongue-in-cheek anticlimax—the “interview” turns into a riotous best-friend musical number, putting a perfect bow on the group’s running bit of chaotic, heartfelt absurdity.

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welcome to this Is Important, a

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only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on this Is Important.

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Yeah, it's weird when dads get horny.

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Bessie, get your full ass in here.

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Hey, I'm here for the rock show. Anyone have the drugs? Let's go.

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Ti nation. How are we feeling tonight. I can't hear you. Hollywood, California, how are you feeling? Tonight we're at the world famous troubadour. Who's ready to rock? No, no, no, no. I really fucking mean it. Who the fuck is ready to rock? Netflix is a joke fest. Who's ready to rock? Okay, I'm gonna bring out your three rockers you might know from such Netflix originals as. Is it cake? Season 2 Episode 1 Game Over man the Outlaws inventing Anna when we first met.

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What else?

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What else?

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Game over, man. Again, Blake was in running point very recently and of course you can see them on this is important. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Blake Adam. And. It's. This is important. Who's ready to rock? Who's ready to rock? I can't hear you. Who the fuck is ready to rock? With the outlaw. Is it Team Secret Strip Episode 1 Blake was in running point. Who's ready to run? Who's ready to run? No, no, no, no. I really fucking mean it. Who the fuck is ready to run? Rules. Ready to rock? I can't hear you. Rules. Ready to rock? TII nation. Rules. Are fucking ready to rock. This is important. This is important. This is important. Who the fuck is ready to roc.

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Hey, everybody, let's simp off.

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If you drink them, if you got them, drink them. Ah, that is disgusting. Truly disgusting. How do these rockers do it? My God.

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What's up, everybody?

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Thank you, TII Nation. Thanks for coming. Thanks for being here. The world famous troubadour.

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Either you have diarrhea or you don't. Lean in. Lean it. Everyone. Everyone lean in. Get in here close. Get in here.

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Wow. How's that Big sips tasted. It's different now.

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See, we went with Blake was a big fan of buzz balls until they disrespected him with a contract he was not deserving of. And they threatened legal action if I continued talking about it.

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Yes.

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Oops, my bad. Buzz balls. But I speak of the truth.

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Glad to announce. Do you have about. Are you having. What's your affiliation with that?

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Is this your new sponsor? I'm taking my talents to Big Sips.

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Okay, Big Sips.

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And so let's.

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All right.

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Might as well.

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Influencer.

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When in doubt, we chant.

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And so tell them.

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Tell.

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Tell them about the contract.

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Yeah, Where? Cuz it was a big contract dispute. So I know you're getting paid for this.

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They back the truck up, right, buddy?

[B]

No. Hey, wait a minute. Okay, this is a trial run. We're testing it out. We're testing it out.

[C]

They paid you for a trial run?

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I sent Isaac to the liquor store. He bought Big Sips. And I said, let's do a big. Huh? Let's do a big rebrand and see if we can catch us a. Catch us a doggy.

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So you're in no way affiliated with Big Sips?

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No affiliation? No.

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Okay.

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Every sip you took was money out of my pocket. Yeah.

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Wow.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Big Sips puts money where your mouth is.

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And what do we think of the near $800 worth of fake leathers we're currently wearing?

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Wearing, huh?

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Worth. Worth doing it. Worth doing it.

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Delicious.

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I should have put up Big Sips in my. Well, I guess I still could.

[C]

In your what?

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Then you're for sure not getting.

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It's just weird how there's so weird

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that you still can't see.

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Shut up.

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Shut the. I still can't see any amount of Shut the up bubble or dent or any kind of up. It was like you inserted it somewhere, but that's fine. Yeah, it would be fine if you did.

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I put it in my pocket. Okay.

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We went. Blake yesterday. He. He sent us a photo of, like, a rack of pleather pants, and he was like, should we. For the troubadour show?

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I was like, was this. Was this meant for us? Was this supposed to go to somebody else?

[A]

Yeah, that's just his other friend group.

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No, that was meant for you guys. That was meant for you guys.

[A]

Okay. And Bothers and I were like, absolutely. And we sent them our sizes. Yeah. 28, 30. And I'm a twink. And what? You just figured out what twink was? Do you know? Yeah, dude.

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All right.

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Get your Hollywood.

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And did you win? I'm sorry.

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It's cool that our shows are just starting to turn into pro wrestling. I like that. Yeah.

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And just, like, a little bit of a Q A.

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Just like. And actually, no, I know what twinks are. Yes, dude.

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Last night we learned.

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Yeah. So we went. So he sent us this photo of. Of these pleather pants, and we sent him our sizes, and I was like. With dirt. I'm like, there's zero. Zero possibility that Blake actually buys us these pants. And then what happened? What happens, Blake?

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I had already left the store.

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What happened?

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And then I just spent a lot of money on Big Sips.

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Yeah, that's true.

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True. It's true.

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So the card was maxed. Yeah. You guys got to give me a. A. A bigger allowance.

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So your company card, Chase Chase maxes you out at $40 worth. Of big sits.

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Yeah, I got a phone.

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If Blake spends more than $38, Chase bank is like, something's off, Something's wrong.

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They call us, and they're like, we think your son's shopping again. No, this is the way. What's buying?

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And then.

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And then I was like, well, Blake, are you gonna go? I had a ton of. I had a ton of to do today. And so I was a joke, and I. I was like, are you gonna handle this? And he was like, dude, I can't. There's nowhere to find these clothes. Yep.

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Case closed.

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And I looked into.

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Whoa, hold on. That's some points.

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Hold on. Just a yes. Points.

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There we go. Points on the button.

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Worse.

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That wasn't worth points, but I liked it. And then, you know what AI does?

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You don't like what I do. There's the troubadour. We stop.

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Hey.

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We stop.

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Hey. Now this guy.

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Oh. Stops here.

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Holy moly.

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Points. But AI does come in handy, because I. I asked AI, I'm like, where's the. And this is like a. The basic. Basically the quote. I go, where's the closest rock and roll style pants near me? And AI goes 1.7 miles in a place called Rocktown on Hollywood Boulevard.

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Okay, dude.

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And. And then Isaac in his penguin polo and I went into Rocktown and got us. This is sick garb. So. Thank you. Thank you.

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Isaac. Isaac, this sips for you.

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Oh.

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Which. It's pretty good.

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You know what?

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You.

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You bring up the, like, the. The penguin polos. They're getting shorter and shorter. Like, remember when you guys start talking about happy trails in middle school, which is like the pubes under the belly button.

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Yeah, dude.

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He just lets his. His happy trail ride. What?

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Ha. Isaacs.

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And it's like, white.

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Yeah.

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Isaac's a very white man. I could tell, like, the people that were working at Rocktown look like they work at Rocktown. You know, it was fucking some rock and rollers.

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Sure.

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There was, like, a flavor saver, which I haven't seen in a while, which I was like, mad respect. I was like, oh, this guy's rocking a flavor saver.

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I wonder what flavor.

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And I hadn't seen that in a while. And you could tell they were, like, a little off kilter when Isaac walked in, and they were like, oh, undercover cop.

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Undercover cop, right.

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No, I think if you walk into

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a place like Rock in plain sight.

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Yeah.

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If you.

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If you walk in. If you look like Isaac and you walk into a place like Rocktown, they're like, oh, we're gonna have to, like. He's gonna ask, like, what's in the back, Right? Like, he's a dog.

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Oh, yeah. He won't. He's, like, there to get very freaky.

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Yeah. He's like, actually, I like to. I'm actually myself from hooks. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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By any chance, could I flip the sign down and make this cocktail?

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Oh, yo.

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Cause I'm trying to get butt in the back.

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Yeah.

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Wait, you really think.

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Sorry, dad. My dad's gay. He is. He is.

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Big shout out to Tim.

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Yes, it is.

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We're doing this show in front of. This is the most intimate. Intimate. Hello. This is the most intimate show we've done. Usually it's like you're kind of speaking out into the void, and now I'm just making eye contact with every one of you.

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Y.

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We're going to know all of your names by the end.

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We're like, sure.

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Yeah.

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It's cool. The people at the bar are definitely watching a basketball game, right? Yeah, that's cool. They're like, when is this over? What the.

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And I thought I was here to watch the Spurs.

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I love the idea of in. In three hours, Blake's going to be behind you in the car going. It's right up here on the left. Thanks. Yeah, yeah. No, it is crazy. We have the same birthday. Good night. That's wild. Take care.

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Well, I was thinking, since it's kind of our hometown and like.

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Yeah, yeah, we're.

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Yeah, it is. Yeah.

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We're LA guys.

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We're.

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We're Hollywood for sure. Hold on. Hit it. I was like. And we're at the Troubadour. I'm like, this would have been the perfect show to do a bunch of cocaine ass.

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Yeah, okay. Except for we don't really do that.

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I know, but this is the. This is.

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But this would be it.

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This would have been.

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We would have done.

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Isaac, bring it out.

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Yeah, bring out the tray. It would have been the same. We would have said the same amount of words. But it would have been over in 15 minutes.

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Right.

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We're like Cocktown. Exactly. It's a Cocktown. It's Rocktown, but it's Rocktown. And when he comes in, he's so wide, and people are like,

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this is important.

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And that was another episode of

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this is Important.

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Now that I think about it, I'm like, why is, like, being able to go home a good reason to do cocaine, though, then? Like, it's like, because it's like, hey, Tucking the kids in.

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Hey.

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Yeah, you're Right. Have you ever.

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Yeah, now that you think about it.

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Have you ever tucked your kids in at 6am

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Daddy, I'm waking up.

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No, back to sleep. No, you're not back to sleep.

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It's really tight. It's really tight. Good night, honey.

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Why are you saran wrapping our child?

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Wait, why are you chewing on her bath toy? It just feels good. It just feels good. But that'd be cool. I guess my whole thought was, like, I wouldn't be able to just get, like, lost. I'd actually know where I was for once. Because I'm like, a very get lost

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around your house, right? Yo, this kitchen, just, like, don't quit, bro.

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Bro. Damn. I've never been in this bathroom before.

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There you go.

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This kitchen, don't quit.

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But how sick would it be that,

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likes, in the bathroom that has, like, a mirror in the front and the mirror in the back, and it's just like, it goes on forever?

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Holy. What?

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What happened?

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You're trying to beat yourself.

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There's so many. There's so many rooms. I've had that happen so many times where you're at a restaurant and it's like a. It's a mirror here so many times, dude. And you're kind of like, what's he ordering?

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Dude, Blake does get lost often.

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Oh, yeah. It's a miracle. I'm alive. I. I. Like, just this past weekend, I was just wandering around San Francisco and I didn't make it to BART before it closed. So, like, there was no train home.

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That's a truly terrifying experience. Yeah.

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So I'm like, what do I do? Do I just make friends and sleep in somebody's tent? No, don't do that.

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The answer is no.

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No, don't do that. But everybody was really nice. I just had to, like, sell my hat.

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Yeah, right.

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For sure.

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That's how I bought the big sips.

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Yeah, that's how your bank allowed you to buy the big sips, dude.

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It's funny how the world works.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, man.

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That's actually crazy.

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Crazy.

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It's pretty cool.

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I feel like I will say, out of the three of us, who do you think. These outfits, who do you think? It looks the most natural.

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Okay, I like that. I like that.

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Okay, okay, okay. We can't. We can scream.

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Hey, hey.

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We can't. Shut up, guys.

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Okay?

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We can't just scream.

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Okay.

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Okay. Terence. Kenneth. Rebecca. Susan. Dominic, Eric. Jeffrey. Tambor. Okay, so we gotta go. Okay.

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Tanner.

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So.

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Oh, you're doing one of these.

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Yeah, we're gonna go.

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We're gonna do one of these. All right, so if you think Blake looks the most. Stand up.

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Wait, hold on. You need the hole ensemble.

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You gotta.

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Hey, Blake. He has to do the hand thing. Mike. I gotta. That's it.

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It's kind of giving like Scott Weiland a little bit.

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I love the hand thing.

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Stand up, do the thing. So that belly. Are you gonna do the hand thing?

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Let it all leak out?

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Disaster.

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Wow.

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I didn't see that.

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Wow.

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Wow.

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I didn't see that. I didn't see that happening.

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Oh, yeah.

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All right. And now I'll do it. And if you could do the hand thing for me.

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So you're gonna let me do that? I get to do the hand thing? Okay, ready?

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Unbelievable.

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Okay, perfect.

[A]

I think. I think the winner. I think I took it. I don't know. No, I think I took it.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, I don't. You think. You think Ders looks the most natural?

[B]

You think that looks real? Is it real?

[C]

Thanks, guys.

[A]

Is it cake? Is it cake?

[C]

Rock and roll forever, right? I love dudes who'd be like, this doesn't mean fucking rock and rolls. I love you. It's like, I don't know if anyone cares.

[A]

What kind of aggressive 8th graders are you hanging out with that. That take hard stances on the rock and roll hand?

[C]

The backpacks slung super low.

[B]

Oh, yeah. All the way to the end of the strap.

[C]

If you had the backpack up high. I mean, I guess there were. There were eras, right? There was a low backpack era, and if you had it really low, nobody was with you.

[B]

Like, you had to walk and be. Your heels had to hit it.

[C]

Yes. It had to be like, the backpack and the. The belt long.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Then one day, one dude. We all remember who it was.

[A]

Mike McCoy.

[C]

Like this.

[B]

Yup, yup.

[A]

And his. His name was Tyler. The creator.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Hold up.

[A]

I feel like. I feel like. I don't know. I think. To me, I'm glad you guys really loved hers in this outfit, but to me, it's.

[C]

Adam, it's okay.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no.

[B]

I think I try to dig himself out of it.

[A]

I think Blake looks the most. Like, he might have worn this at some point in his life.

[B]

I'm like. Kind of like.

[A]

Because you took some swings with your fashions.

[B]

Sure, sure.

[A]

Yeah. You took fashionable swings.

[C]

Like what? For those watching at home on Netflix.

[B]

Oh, damn.

[A]

Had a bandana.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He tied around multiple body parts at different. At different points in the night.

[B]

No, I always. It was always on the head.

[A]

Be ahead.

[B]

It'd Be around the neck. No, this is cute. I might just start doing this.

[C]

Yeah, that's cool.

[B]

It's like kind of farmer, but kind of. Maybe it's not farmer.

[A]

What's happening right there is not farm.

[B]

You've never seen a farmer who dresses like this. Obviously you don't like cantaloupes.

[C]

Get those goddamn cows inside.

[B]

Hey, Bessie. Get your bull ass in here. Bessie's a dude.

[A]

Yeah, but identifies as a cow. All right, I was getting your ass in here. I was wondering what was happening with that. I was.

[B]

I was going with the flow.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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[A]

Thisis.

[B]

I think you. You look. Honestly, I do think you are the winner. Adam, you look. No, no, because he just kind of looks like a regular German guy. Yeah, right.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

You guys are think of thinking of it as like a, like a rock and roll thing, but he just looks like a regular German peasant.

[A]

Wait, wait, not a peasant.

[C]

I think the whole concept was. The whole concept was who looks the most rock and roll, not who makes the most like German dungeon.

[A]

P. Well, that wasn't if you would have listened to my concept. Yeah, that wasn't the concept.

[C]

Oh, now you're dropping.

[A]

The concept was who looks the most natural, as if this is their look.

[B]

Oh, do you guys want.

[C]

You know what? Take my. My take back. That's my early take back.

[A]

Dude. Thank you for doing that.

[B]

My baby is a bagel.

[A]

Thank you for doing that.

[C]

My ear. And honestly, I can't even really hear it from when they were cheering for me, so it's just hard to. I feel like I look. I. I don't think I can ever look rocking at all. The only. Dude, I was saying to Isaac, I look like the. The Queens of the Stone Age guy.

[B]

Okay. Okay.

[C]

He's like 10 times more jacked. Well, this never really looked rockery. They're always very slight.

[A]

Yeah, but you're. The mustache is doing something. Yeah, it's doing a lot of. It's doing a lot of the lifting, I feel.

[B]

But. But a true rock mustache does not. It doesn't stop that quick. It has to come down a little.

[C]

But this is what's cool, is that like I'm. I'm riding in the car, I'm living a rock and roll life. I get pulled over, window comes down, real recognizes real cop, goes back.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Window goes back up, back to Rocco. You know what I mean?

[A]

I do. I do feel like you look like an off duty cop. Yeah, like a cop that just like, is done with this shift and slips into these pleather pants and just watches the game.

[C]

Hey, I'm here for the rock show. Anyone have the drugs?

[A]

Yeah,

[C]

I'm here to do the drugs.

[F]

I wanna ride.

[A]

This is the world famous troubadour. Yeah.

[C]

Do you guys know what a troubadour is?

[B]

Do I know what a troubadour is? Do we guess?

[C]

Do we know what it. Do we know what it's.

[B]

Of course we know that.

[A]

I just wanna. Obviously we know what a troubadour. But all at once. What is a true but? Yep. Exactly.

[C]

Googled it.

[B]

Tanner got it. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, that's very stupid. Whatever you want to be. I'm kidding. I love you. You're so close. Don't beat me up.

[A]

Hey, Bob. Bob.

[B]

Dumbass.

[A]

I mispronounced your name, but I thought it was Bob Avic.

[B]

I. I would think that a troubadour. Here we go.

[C]

You should know, but go ahead.

[B]

I feel like it's a group of matadors.

[A]

Like a true.

[B]

Like a troop of doors. Troubadours.

[A]

Apostrophe.

[C]

Doors.

[B]

Yeah, like troubadour Troubadours. Like, we are. We. We send in all the. The matadors to town. The troubadours.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then they. They do the.

[C]

You matadors are like, mad. There are people who are mad at doors because they can't get in.

[A]

Right, right. It's a group, ironically, that makes a lot of sense of people that they're mad at the door guy working the troubadour because they can't get in. Yeah. Whereas it only fits 45 people.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

It's very intimate from what I recall from my Google.

[C]

It's like a wandering poet.

[A]

It does seem like a. A rouse about, like someone who's got. What.

[C]

I'm gonna let that hang there.

[A]

Hey, Baba Vic, chill the up.

[C]

I'm not glazing over that.

[A]

It's a rouse about someone that rouses about.

[C]

It's a dude who might have a fife on him. Yeah, right.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Wait, what's a five?

[A]

What's a five?

[C]

And you call your Renaissance Pleasure fair.

[A]

And you call yourself a Renaissance man.

[B]

I went to the Ren fair last weekend. It was sick. Shout out to Irwindale, California.

[C]

And I'm saying you were living the fife life out there.

[B]

What's a. What is a fight? All I know is what, like the.

[C]

The half goat dude plays.

[B]

I thought that was a, A, A pan up.

[A]

You know what? I. I kind of jumped on your back and I was like, you don't know what a fife is. I also kind of didn't know what a fight is.

[C]

It's a fife. Like a, Like a flute.

[A]

Well, then just call it a flute. What are you doing? Adding some extra ice on it.

[C]

You know how I live.

[A]

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that is true. How was the Renaissance Fair?

[B]

Well, how was it? Yeah, it was. It's kind of getting blown out.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

For the gr. It's all for the grand.

[B]

It kind of feels like a lot of people who aren't really there with, like, the, the true spirit of the Ren Fair, like, they're just there for likes.

[A]

And they're just there for, like, giant turkey legs and steins of beer.

[B]

Yeah, they're just like. They're not speaking in like, you know, old English and stuff. They're just like, Gaelic. It's just like. Just do like, I saw like, this

[A]

group, like, the Instagram girlies took it

[B]

over and like, you know your dudes that you like with, like, that. The hair.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

Like, it's them with, like, fake axes.

[A]

We all love them.

[C]

The guys who have like, a monk.

[A]

I Don't know exactly what he's talking.

[B]

Like, the broccoli hair kids. You always talk.

[A]

I do love some broccoli haired boys.

[B]

Like, tick tock, tick tock, guys.

[C]

Interesting.

[A]

Well, I like the guys that are always kind of doing this.

[C]

That are like, outfit.

[A]

That are like 22 years old. That always going, like, right.

[B]

You're so good at it.

[C]

Right?

[B]

In that outfit. It is so much better. You. What's up? You look

[C]

in German.

[F]

German.

[B]

You kind of look like you're dressed in, like, the outfit when, like, the Backstreet Boys, like, go backstage for a minute, and then everything gets dark, and it's like the fire song. And then you come out in, like, fire gear like this.

[A]

Tell us more about that scene from the Backstreet Boys documentary that only you watched.

[C]

I want it that way.

[B]

I never. I'm just assuming they did that.

[A]

Yeah. Actually, the Backstreet Boys were pretty dope.

[B]

I'm kind of. I'm a. I'm kind of an in sync guy.

[C]

Are we back? Are we Backstreet? Are we in sync?

[B]

Yeah. Hey.

[C]

And then, like, definitely. You can be neither.

[A]

Yeah, you can be neither.

[C]

I know we're getting real overzealous. You can be neither.

[B]

It's.

[C]

I think.

[A]

I think the Backstreet Boys probably came through the Troubadour.

[B]

That's what I'm thinking. Do you think they did a real story, stripped down, like, punk rock, Backstreet Boy set?

[A]

I would love that.

[B]

Have you guys ever been.

[A]

What was the big Backstreet Boys song? It was a.

[B]

You.

[C]

This one.

[A]

No, no, no. That was insane.

[C]

Or that's like Michael.

[A]

It was a. Yeah. Is that the one?

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Damn.

[F]

When I say. Whoa.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

And now legally.

[A]

I'm glad we did that together, guys.

[C]

That was a bondage on Netflix. Legally, I don't know what we could

[B]

do with what Ted Sarandos is texting. We cannot air that.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

That is gonna cost us $3 million.

[C]

That's a Saran Wrap.

[A]

No, that's fine. The way we sang, it was a lot.

[E]

Little different.

[B]

Yeah. It was d. Yeah.

[A]

It was Vanilla Ice and the Police.

[C]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

[A]

ding, ding, ding, ding.

[C]

What a cultural icon that we grew up worshiping. I don't know.

[B]

Did. Have you guys ever been to the Troubadour? Have you seen a show here before?

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think I saw waves here in like, 2015 or 14 or something. Yeah.

[C]

I think we saw Twin Shadow.

[B]

Twin Shadow.

[C]

And I've seen cayucas from Volkswagen commercials.

[B]

Okay. Not a big pop. Nobody likes Cayucas.

[A]

Not a huge Cayucas fan.

[C]

Hopefully get a little bump off this Netflix.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It was a good concert. They're like twins. So, like, anytime twins do anything, I'm like, oh, look at which.

[B]

Shout out to Ako in the building. Noticing a few cruise ship hats in the audience.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And so afterwards, if Tebow wants to introduce himself to you guys, since there's no way he met you because he was hammered off his ass the entire

[B]

time

[A]

you came to the cruise. We did a cruise. This cruise is important. Thank you. And thank you for coming to this show. I see a few, if you ask, a couple old friends out here. Good to see you guys again.

[B]

Did you see that, like, cruise that's in the news right now? It has, like, the, like.

[A]

Yeah, like, that was such a bummer because I. I was like, dang, I

[B]

wish I was our cruise, dude.

[A]

We would have got so much more publicity.

[C]

Our cruise.

[B]

If.

[A]

If we started the new coronavirus. Yeah.

[B]

Like, if we couldn't dock because we created, like, Ebola 8000.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we got to party for three

[A]

more days, but it seemed people are dying.

[B]

Are they? I have.

[A]

I think three people died. Yeah. That's pretty sad. Yeah.

[B]

In a moment of silence.

[A]

Yeah. Take it back.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Shut up. Moment of silence, everybody. Boba, Vic, shut up.

[C]

Do you think they had a podcast? Sorry.

[A]

Hey, shut up now. Someone, like, shut up. Quiet one second. And we did it. Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

There we go.

[A]

There we go.

[B]

Hey, that was cool, guys.

[A]

That was cool of us. I'm glad we all came together for that moment. Very brief moment.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's all we could handle. But we did it.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

We don't want to cry.

[A]

Yeah. That. So I. Thank you for coming. I'm. I, you know, in hindsight, I, I, I'm kind of glad that wasn't our cruise, now that I'm thinking about it.

[B]

Hindsight.

[C]

Hindsight. From just two minutes.

[A]

From just two minutes.

[B]

You have the quickest.

[A]

Yeah, I have hindsight. So quick.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm always just like, fuck, what did I say? I take it back.

[C]

Adam says, you know, looking back when he just wants to change his mind, like, at a drive through, he's like, I'll do a number one with a Sprite. You know what? Actually, in hindsight, looking back now, in hindsight.

[A]

In hindsight, hindsight's 20 20, and I do want that. McFlurry. Hindsight is 20 20, and you make it.

[C]

Please drive up, sir.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You make it to the window where you have to pay. And you're like, hey, I hate to hindsight you, but, like, I'm having more of the.

[A]

The. The site that's behind.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And behind quarters of site, if you don't mind. Let's.

[C]

The hips of a doggy.

[B]

Let's. Let's add a McFlurry.

[A]

Yeah. And they're like, you already did. And I'm like, another one. I'm. I'm going to need another one.

[C]

I thought you just said, let's Adam McFlurry. Oh, I was like, I don't even know what that is.

[B]

Okay, wait. Actually.

[A]

Oh, my God. That would have been.

[B]

So, wait, wait. You know how they give people McDonald's meals? Like, there was a saweetie meal. I think there was like a quavo meal. Yeah.

[A]

So disappointing. So disappointed that the corporation McDonald's hasn't come to us.

[B]

Well, if you pitch a. What did I say?

[C]

I said a quavo meal.

[B]

No, an Adam Flurry or whatever.

[A]

Well, you didn't say it.

[C]

He said Adam McFlurry and I said Adam McFlurry.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, that. Yeah, that should be your meal. It should be a McLurry.

[A]

Isn't that wok.

[B]

It should be a McFlurry with a. A cheeseburger in it.

[C]

No, what?

[A]

It should. No, that's not what it should be. It should be. That should be. You get a McFlurry and then you. Adam McFlurry and they give you another slightly smaller McFlurry.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because it's like a little. It's a. It's a side card of McFlurry that you get.

[B]

Okay, that's cool.

[A]

And that's what.

[B]

Yeah, that's cool.

[C]

It is. With the cheeseburger in it.

[A]

Yeah. But obviously cheeseburger's ground up. And it's an obvious. That's obvious. That's obvious. We did a cool thing yesterday. Part of Netflix is a joke.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We got invited to a cool thing that normally we don't get invited of these parties, but we were invited to Ted Sarandos's house.

[B]

We were.

[C]

We're all going to go there now.

[A]

If you don't know who he is, he's the big Netflix boss. Hey, thanks, Ted. He's going to watch this and be like, never again. But yeah, Ted, say, thanks, Ted. Oh, he's not in his head.

[B]

He's not here. He's not here.

[C]

One more time.

[D]

Sure. Of course.

[B]

Oops.

[A]

We went to his house and had a brunch. And who was all there. There's a bunch of cool people there, guys.

[B]

We were among Anderson.

[D]

Some legends, true elites.

[A]

It was pretty wild.

[B]

David Letterman was there with.

[A]

Letterman was there, dude. Eddie Murphy was there.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

That's a rare sighting.

[B]

Eddie Murphy.

[C]

He actually was 17 people.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

He would, like, leave and come back. And I'm like, I think that's still him. I think that's still him.

[B]

Chris. Chris Rock was there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Chelsea Peretti was there. My go.

[A]

She was.

[B]

Dane Cook was there.

[A]

She was. Was he. Kevin Hart was there.

[B]

I just said, Devin Hart.

[A]

Devin.

[B]

Devin Hart was there also.

[A]

Younger brother Devin. They started to run out of. They're like, kevin, Devin. Oh, Blevin is there.

[C]

Blevin.

[A]

Hart.

[B]

Tevinor Hart.

[C]

Jerry Seinfeld.

[A]

Jerry Seinfeld was there.

[B]

Yeah. Adam Sandler was there. Kyle knew a check. Not there.

[C]

Not there, baby knew a check there. Adam knew a check there.

[B]

Yeah. I was like, Kyle said, he's, like, scouting your movie. Adam Sandler. What are you doing here?

[A]

What are you doing?

[B]

That's okay. That's okay.

[E]

It was.

[A]

It was really, really fun.

[D]

It.

[E]

It.

[A]

We did feel a little out of place. And we were dressed like this.

[B]

You were doing a keg stand. Yeah, we were dressed like this.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You kept saying, let me get on your shoulders.

[A]

And I was like, we were the last people there. And I was like, jesus Christ. We did it again. Ted Sarandos was like, it's time to fucking leave. Yeah, time to get out of here.

[C]

I was like, please stop massaging his shoulders. We got to go.

[A]

They were like, cleaning up. And we're like, one more vodka soda. And they're like, it's 2pm why are you guys so lit?

[C]

Please don't stop. The.

[A]

From the.

[B]

From the. What we do.

[C]

I heart. We're on your thing now.

[A]

Like, Adam, a flurry from tomorrow. And they're like, what are you saying?

[C]

Oh, we just ruined it, you guys. This is all scripted.

[A]

Yeah. Oh.

[C]

Even this part about how we up and admit it was scripted.

[A]

Embarrassing. Real man of genius.

[C]

It's been a while.

[A]

Imagine how disappointed everyone would be if they found out that this was scripted. They're like, oh, Jesus.

[C]

Yeah. Huh?

[A]

It was pretty fucking stupid for it being scripted. I thought they were just coming up with this bullshit off the top of their dome, but they thought about it. Embarrassing.

[B]

He gave points for Adam McFlurry. That's what the writers room said.

[C]

That was a network note. That was a network note. We had to. They liked the callbacks. They like the catchphrases do you guys think there was anybody that was like, of note yesterday that literally walked in

[B]

the party, saw of note. Go ahead. Yeah.

[C]

Walked into the party, saw us, and was like, I'mma go. I'mma go. Actually valet keep it here. Yeah.

[A]

I think most of the executives from Netflix. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, oh, these guys again, they won't quit banging on our doors. No, I think. I think for the most part, we blended in nice nicely and.

[B]

Well, I was dressed like one of the waiters, so that helped.

[C]

That's happened to me.

[A]

That's happened to me.

[B]

For real.

[A]

Dressing up for this party. We all just look like the waiters. We're like, oh, fuck. Why did. Why did we all wear black pants and white shirts and then no slip shoes?

[C]

Like, yeah, shoes for cruise. Like, 20 years ago, my family came in town and we got Thanksgiving, and we ate Thanksgiving at like one in the afternoon at some hotel they were staying at.

[B]

Nice.

[C]

And I was like, I got a cool, like, light tan LA suit with a white button down. I'm gonna tuck it in. I'm gonna dress up. Exactly. Showed up. Showed up with that walk. And all the male staff was wearing the exact same thing. Brothers were clowning me.

[A]

It's science. It's a bagel.

[C]

It was rough. Although Ice Tea got in the elevator with me and my dad and his wife and then wife famously curvaceous leaves. And my dad was like, did you see that?

[A]

Yeah. It's weird when dads get horny.

[C]

A little off.

[A]

Off putting.

[B]

I. I think it's cool and weird

[A]

that your dad's here.

[C]

Dad's here.

[B]

So, Tim, when dads. When dads get horny and they like throw it to you to be horny about it as well, right? They're like, did you see that? And you're like.

[A]

And they're like.

[B]

And you really liked it, Right, Right, right, right, right.

[C]

That's when you lean back and you go, thick like mom. Right?

[A]

Oh.

[C]

And then he goes, I'm never gonna do that again. I go, well, that's what I'm doing here. That's what I don't want to happen.

[A]

My dad never really did that. He would just make noises that was off putting.

[C]

Like a good looking woman would.

[A]

Yeah, Dennis. Good looking woman would walk past and my dad would go,

[C]

Right, Yeah, your dad is the. Your dad was the dinosaur whistle when the Flintstones got off work. Nice.

[B]

Don't worry. Mom doesn't know.

[A]

We're gonna need more beers over here, Isaac.

[B]

Well, I guess I. Let's go. Troubadour.

[F]

Rock on.

[C]

Oops.

[A]

Oh, that took too long. Whoa. That took too long.

[B]

That was easy.

[A]

That took actually a really long was.

[C]

Took a long 3 ounces.

[B]

That was easy.

[A]

Hey, be.

[B]

Come on.

[A]

I just want to party. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.

[C]

Getting radical.

[A]

Getting radical. Getting radical. I don't like you guys telling me to show my tits.

[C]

You know, I will say, Isaac, since we give you 10%, it was a little. It was nice to get 10% back here.

[A]

Isaac, show your tits. What are you. What are you doing? Dude, we're at the Troubadour. This is live on Netflix.

[B]

Isaac also like Isaac.

[F]

At least.

[A]

At least press your tits against the glass up here.

[C]

Yeah, I don't like you guys.

[A]

Tell me, Sean getting rap. Punk rock. Getting radical.

[C]

What a cool name.

[A]

My favorite thing about that, I guess you would call it a bit. It's just us demanding that our manager shows his tits in public.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, yeah.

[A]

My favorite part of that is how much his son hates it. He's like, oh, dad, you could drop me off here. Dad, you showed your tits again. It's on Netflix now. It sucks.

[B]

Well, to be fair, we told Isaac he should come out in, like, rock and roll gear, but he wore the, like, what the hell, right? I was really hoping when we called him out here, he.

[C]

Well, we.

[A]

Max out Isaac's card. Yeah, $800 was Isaac's max.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Getting radical at Rocktown. They were like, you spent how much at Rocktown?

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[A]

Can I touch it? Of course.

[B]

Oh, my God. That's crazy.

[C]

I just. I just don't know why you think you had to ask.

[B]

Well, may I touch yours?

[A]

Yo, that's wild.

[C]

Hey, this. The SWAS is for real.

[A]

Turn around. Yeah, the fact that you're.

[B]

I got swamp ass.

[A]

The fact that you're sagging in those pants is hell yeah, bro.

[B]

Hey, I'm from the Bay. I know how to sag anything, bro.

[C]

Oh, your butt cheeks have a mind of their own. Like, I. I think if you pull pants up, they go like. Like, wiggle them down now.

[B]

What?

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

What is that? Blake? No, no, no. Let's dive in. Let's dig into this. Because. Because you have a really high ass, you think it would hold the pants up a little better? Yeah, but they always hang low.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they wobble to and fro.

[B]

You never so high.

[C]

They can't get over it.

[B]

You never.

[A]

What was that song? Do your pants hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

[B]

Do you. Wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Don't. Not at the Troubadour.

[C]

Not at the Troubadour. Hey, guys. Much love.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Well, you must say.

[C]

I say much love, and I say true that and all that still.

[B]

Yeah, there's no doubt.

[A]

I say no doubt a lot. I say no doubt, and I also say that's what's up. So that's what's up.

[B]

No doubt.

[A]

That's what's up. I say.

[C]

You heard.

[B]

Remember when you did? Yeah, I. I don't know if I'll

[D]

be able to find it.

[B]

I don't even know if I had the Internet.

[C]

No, we're not, you know, hearing stomachs growling in here.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, dude, it was Jibs. I was. I was gonna say it was Mims, but it was Jibs.

[C]

Oh, dude, you have to host Jeopardy. I was gonna say it was Chips.

[A]

Celebrity Jeopardy.

[B]

Is that right?

[A]

Is that the.

[B]

I did. Yeah, I did. I got the second most questions correct, but I. I was last fast.

[C]

Yeah, but you went big.

[B]

I went.

[C]

I gave the respect.

[B]

Can I play. Can I play Jibs legally?

[A]

No, but, yes, absolutely, we can do that. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Just mute this part.

[C]

Jibs played here in the 70s, he

[A]

opens for Elton John.

[C]

Oh, dude.

[B]

Should I skip ahead?

[A]

Do you change?

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Okay. Do you chase?

[A]

Hang low.

[B]

Okay. And, guys, that's what the cruise ship was.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

If you didn't go on the cruise, just know it was four days of that.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. I wish when they dropped anchor, that song came out every time.

[A]

I wish that's how we woke them up every morning at, like, 10:00am we're like, just hit it. And the crew's just in everyone's room like, oh, fuck.

[C]

Day three, they're like, we don't have any chains.

[B]

No, we can't do it, guys. We can't do it again.

[A]

Yeah. No.

[C]

And so what's the deal? Like, was that melody, like, free? Like, was, like, 100 years old, so

[A]

they could just use it?

[B]

Absolutely.

[A]

That has to be the case because Tibs.

[C]

What did you say?

[A]

Not Mims.

[B]

No, no, no. Jibs.

[A]

Jibs. I'm so sorry. And if Jib is out there, I'm so sorry.

[B]

No, it's not Jib, Adam. It's Jibs.

[C]

Oh, there's multiple.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No, it's one guy, but his name is.

[A]

I didn't know. I didn't know. And if Jibs is here tonight, big apologies.

[C]

It's actually, if Jibs are here, save

[B]

it for the apologies at the end of the show. But you do owe Jibs an apology.

[A]

I will. And I will give Jibs one.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

I will give Jibs.

[B]

Please don't mistake him with Jib.

[A]

That's cool. That. I feel like only jurors didn't like that. And I feel like he didn't get that because he's an old man. Right. Did you. Were you not home?

[C]

If you put on some sugar, he'll gang.

[A]

Did that hit home? Because I feel like.

[C]

No, that. That did not hit home. Oh, whoa, whoa.

[A]

No, sir, I didn't like it. It. No, sir, I didn't like it.

[C]

Just there. That's not a good song. It's a fun song.

[A]

It is a fun song. I feel like that if you like that song, you're 100% fan of the podcast.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I feel like if you go and

[A]

there's a few thousand of us out there. If you go to a concert, takes her keep showing up.

[C]

If you go to a concert, you parked your car, you're walking towards the venue, and there's someone leaning up against their own car, and that song's playing from it. Right. They will sell you drugs.

[A]

Yeah, absolutely.

[C]

I would hope they have it all. I would hope they got the Creighton. They got it all.

[A]

No, Kratom.

[C]

Kratom.

[A]

That's the drug that I truly love. The gas station.

[C]

Don't worry, we've already covered it.

[A]

We've already covered it. And by the way, it's called Feel Free and you can buy it at a gas station.

[B]

No, you know what? A lot of. Of a lot of people, you up front, when you mention Kratom, they. They go like, no, no, Right?

[C]

It gets too real. They're like, I found my aunt in a well.

[B]

Because I think it was packaged as a good time, and it was. And it's okay for you, but it actually is very bad for you.

[C]

Such a nerd.

[A]

Well, I think they looked into it and Durs was telling us at dinner we all had a heavy plate of chicken parm at Dantana's right before coming over here. If you're asking. Asking, if you are wondering what a good meal is to eat before doing a show, it's not chicken parm. Yeah, Diarrhea. The bathroom upstairs is ripe diarrhea. Thank you.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Did you guys see that shower up there? Part of me was like, do I shower at the Troubadour?

[B]

Just think.

[C]

And then think of all the old

[A]

rockers that were young rockers when they were here showering at the Truth.

[C]

Hey, kids. Hey, kids. See these planners warts? These are Billy Idol's planner warts. Yeah.

[B]

I wonder who has actually showered in that shower.

[A]

100. All of the Eagles. All 25 of the Eagles.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Elton John flock.

[C]

Maybe even an actual eagle.

[B]

They rinsed an eagle there once.

[C]

Rick James showered an eagle in there for sure.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Rick James at the Troubadour, rinsing off it.

[C]

He was like, you gotta get out of here. My eagles in here. That's the beads. That's the beads.

[A]

I got it.

[B]

Of course. Of course.

[C]

The clacking.

[B]

I think, like, Elton John played here. Metallica played here, Right? Didn't Metallica play here? That's cool, dude.

[A]

Did you look up a list?

[C]

Spell Metallica? Just say. Just say no.

[B]

M, E, T. T. What? M E, T, A. L, L, I,

[A]

C, A. Yeah, that's what I was about to say. I was about to say the same thing.

[B]

That's easy. That's easy.

[C]

Liquor.

[B]

Metal liquor. Thank you. Cool way to remember it. Yeah. Every time you hear it, he goes, metal liquor.

[C]

Right. From A Christmas Story.

[B]

I. I wish I could remember the word that I. I have something like that, but I don't. I don't have it.

[C]

What just happened?

[A]

Like like, hang on.

[B]

Ready? What? Like, I know, like, every time. I'm like, how do I spell beautiful? B, E, A. Utiful. Because it's from, like, Bruce Almighty or. Or Truman show or. It's.

[C]

I think it's from education.

[B]

No, it's from a Jim Carrey movie. Right. Liar, Liar.

[C]

Bruce Almighty.

[B]

I'm hearing Bruce Almighty.

[A]

I learned all of my spelling from Bruce Almighty.

[B]

So, yeah, all of my knowledge is from Jim Carrey movies.

[C]

The other day, I was trying to, like, I was gonna write the word segue, and then I found just, like, a different word to use because I definitely typed in the one where, like, you lean forward and roll.

[B]

Oh, sure. Wait, is there. Is there a different spelling?

[A]

Oh, righty.

[C]

We found each other, brother.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Oh, yeah, dude, I'm just a different way bad at spelling. And, like, the Internet has made me so much worse. If you remember from the show Workaholics, I. We. It was like, in that show. I was in that show. It was like I said, if you didn't know if is how you spell it. And I, like, walked out of the room or whatever. I think that was the quote. That was a point. I think I was in, like, fifth grade or something, and I'm like, if. How do you spell that word? And I was like, is it ef? Is it.

[B]

If I remember what mine was, what was it? It was iron. It was Iran. I know.

[F]

I.

[B]

Iron was, like, a really hard word for me in first grade.

[A]

I remember that. You know, I meant first grade when I said my thing.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

I was like, how the am I gonna remember iron?

[A]

That's.

[B]

It's. It's a. It's a weird word coming off your tongue.

[C]

And I made it Iron maidens.

[B]

Iron maiden. They probably played here. They probably took a shower up there.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Hell yeah, brother. This one's for Eddie. Hell yeah.

[C]

Eddie's the crazy dude on the shirts.

[B]

Yeah. He's the big zombie.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you guys go to any other Netflix is a joke shows?

[C]

Yeah, we were just making sure.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

You were loyal, Eric.

[B]

Andre.

[C]

Everyone gets to know them. Eric's the homie.

[B]

Eric was at the. At the brunch.

[C]

He's like an honorary us.

[B]

Yeah, Eric's a homie for sure.

[A]

He's also. He's in the folder.

[C]

He.

[B]

I DJed his birthday party. It was. Was very fun.

[C]

Tell more.

[B]

I don't remember it.

[C]

Well, okay.

[B]

It was very fun. I just know it was fun.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

What was your. Remember your slot?

[B]

It was all jibs.

[C]

She would Be down. What was your time slot?

[B]

The last one. Okay, headliner. Hello.

[C]

Okay. And like, when does that start?

[A]

One to three. Midnight.

[B]

No, it was actually a day party. It ended before the sun went down. It was like a. Oh, different dude.

[A]

That's. That's when you know you're getting old. Yeah, because I remember Eric's. Eric always throws these crazy birthday parties where they're always like themed and they're. They're like huge. And there's like mud wrestlers or some

[B]

weird happening male nudity.

[A]

And it usually goes to like 4 or 5 in the morning. And then now he's like. And we're wrapping this one up at 6:30, so.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That's sick.

[C]

I know how to make everyone leave. Blake. Tj, drop the needle.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[C]

Drop that needle. Hey, I'm just. JK wrestling.

[B]

What's the score of the spurs game?

[A]

Yeah. Blake, if you could mostly play Jibs, I would appreciate it.

[G]

Dude.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I can definitely press play again.

[C]

Play the whole song. Let's see what happens.

[A]

Sure.

[C]

Wait, what? Is there another song?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

What is Jib's number two stunner?

[B]

Oh, what?

[C]

Did someone. Oh, you say deep cut. Oh, you know.

[B]

Kong.

[A]

King Kong.

[B]

He's right. You're absolutely right. That's the number two songs.

[A]

Number one fan.

[B]

Should I start it at.

[C]

Wait a second.

[B]

37.

[A]

Jibs. Jibs is here. Yep.

[B]

Ladies and gentlemen, Jibs.

[A]

And what's cool is all of us here are going. I think that is Jibs. I don't know. Maybe they got Jibs.

[C]

No way to know.

[A]

Sunglasses. Maybe that's. Maybe that's Jibs, anyone?

[C]

He pulls out his license. We're like, yeah, Jibs from Vermont. It's real. Yeah.

[B]

Wait, it is Jib.

[A]

S. Gibbons.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Should I play the first 30, 15 seconds of King Kong?

[C]

I dare you.

[A]

Yes, Queen.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Get your jib on. Get your jib on. Like.

[C]

Wait, a better song.

[B]

Wait, is it still kind of playing the right. That's kind of in the background.

[A]

That's really, really softly in the background.

[C]

This is what you find out.

[A]

Like. Well, we had to hit the one time. Let's run it back.

[C]

This is what you find out. He's a part time ice cream man who built the recording booth. Like in the truck.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And was like. Just run it. Just run it back. Run it back. I can still kind of hear the song. Bitch, we gotta sell ice cream Stream too. We gotta pay for the demo.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

It was. It was his hustle and flow, but it was Just in an ice cream truck.

[B]

King Kong.

[C]

King Kong is a better song.

[B]

Okay, fair enough. I mean, we only listened to 15 seconds.

[A]

I only heard bass, but that's all I need.

[B]

No, it's pretty good. I like that if instead of like King Kong, it was like Ninja Turtle head, ice cream.

[A]

Right. But Bomb Pop.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Sonic the Hedgehog.

[A]

What else?

[C]

What else? Chocolate tacos.

[B]

What else?

[C]

What else?

[B]

Oh, you know what's my. Did you ever mess with the Ice Tickles?

[A]

Nah, dog.

[C]

Nope. Not even.

[A]

Don't even know what that is.

[B]

Dude, it was like an Otter Pop, but hella big.

[C]

Yo, this is when you find out.

[B]

Hella big.

[C]

This is when you find out. Blake's mom used to. To go around the block with otter pops, put on a fake wig and be like, here you go, kid. Yeah, it's a icicle.

[B]

No, bro, it's like, icicle, but ice tickle.

[A]

Yeah, we get the reference.

[C]

I've never heard of it in my life.

[A]

But also, that's like, if you came out with an ice cream treat called an ice tickle, now you're arrested. You're arrested. You can't sell something called an ice tickle to children.

[C]

Melts in your. It melts in your mouth and wherever else you want it to melt. That's what it says across it.

[A]

It can't.

[C]

I didn't. It's on the packaging.

[A]

It can't. You know what we have? And this is a special treat, guys.

[B]

What?

[A]

Did you know?

[B]

What?

[E]

That we have a special guest.

[C]

Oh, we do Netflixes, and we definitely

[A]

never had a true special guest before.

[B]

Yeah, we've had, like, we've had parents.

[A]

My mom who's here.

[C]

Who.

[A]

I said I wouldn't bring her on stage.

[B]

Penny.

[A]

Penny is here. And we've had Dennis do a quick surprise spot.

[D]

Hello.

[A]

Hit him with the Cowabunga.

[B]

Cowabunga.

[A]

Kumbaya. That's my thing.

[C]

Yeah, I do like that. Cowabunga and Kumbaya.

[A]

That shit's important.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We've had Isaac saying stretch, so I don't know, maybe he's. He's or something. But yeah, we had my dad stretch more Kumbaya. So. So this person we're gonna have say a lot of things that then we can clip on on the board and.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

I mean, I love that.

[C]

Remember how we were excited 10 seconds ago? We're gonna get back on Santa Monica.

[A]

We are such fans of this guy. You know him from a little movie called MacGruber McGrewer.

[B]

We got a legend in the building.

[A]

And SNL, I believe you know him and love him.

[F]

Will, for.

[C]

Yep, yep, yep.

[A]

He was showering.

[B]

He was showering a legend.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yes. Holy smokes, this is happening. Our first real guest. Give it up for Will Forte, everybody. That's fucking crazy.

[A]

Believe it. We're doing it.

[B]

Literally. One of the funniest people in the world, Will Forte.

[A]

Wow. A true titan of comedy.

[B]

We have so much to ask. We have so many questions.

[C]

Looking zestfully clean.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And we. We will get you a microphone because we have a ton to ask.

[A]

You absolutely love him. And actually, Will and I met a few years ago, so we're kind of old friends, me and you, and.

[C]

Is there a microphone there?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Is it in the same seat?

[B]

Would.

[C]

Would he get electrocuted if he touched it? Oh, yes. Here we go. There it is. Thank you.

[A]

That's a world.

[C]

We.

[A]

We are old friends. Will and I.

[B]

We did a.

[A]

A benefit show called the Big Slick.

[B]

Oh, cool, dude.

[F]

Cool.

[B]

Adam make it about you right out the gate.

[C]

He's just saying you did something with him.

[B]

I also did something with Will. We just filmed the movie. We can't talk about it, but, like, that's cool.

[C]

So. So we. We've all. All done something with.

[B]

No, but we were upstairs and it's like, before we came out, you're like, it's weird that Adam just like, what. What are we going to talk about? The big. None of us were there except for

[A]

you two, so it's just weird.

[C]

Well, what.

[A]

Hey, okay, Chill the out. Chill the out. Why are you, like, throwing me under the bus right now when we're here with our guest? This is our first ever big interview, and suddenly it's. You're. You're saying I'm making it all about me.

[C]

Let's move on.

[B]

No, we were.

[C]

Are you working on anything now?

[B]

No. Hey, no. Will, shut up. Will, shut up. Dude, shut up real quick. Just shut up real quick. No, Will. And you look great. You look.

[A]

You look awesome. Yeah, you're put together, by the way.

[C]

Have you been working out?

[A]

You're stacked.

[C]

Are you okay?

[B]

Yeah, no, that. No, that's another thing I like about Will is that he stays in shape between gigs and during gigs, and he just stays in shape generally.

[A]

Is that a shots fired against me, do you think?

[B]

I like balloon dirt? His body looks good. Will's looks good. You are starting to look like a melted candle. I said it at the Troubadour.

[C]

This is crazy. Okay.

[A]

What the. Dude, no, no. Shut the up. No, Shut the. Will. Shut the up real quick. No. Why the, why would you say that? Because you know that hurts my feelings. Because you know I'm insecure about my body because I was fat in the seventh grade.

[C]

Forte is here.

[B]

I just am just so sick of everything. Everything and being about you.

[A]

But it's not all about me. I think you wouldn't.

[B]

Shut up.

[A]

This whole podcast, this is, this is

[B]

why we don't have guests. Because we can't talk to them. Because we're talking about you the whole time.

[A]

I'm not. We're not talking about me, right? You know, shut the up.

[B]

No, you shut the up.

[F]

I'm done talking to you.

[A]

I'm done with you, you piece of.

[C]

So up. Blake, you go to your perch. Adam, go to your perch. You.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

No.

[A]

You. I'm so pissed.

[B]

Dude.

[A]

I'm so pissed.

[C]

I don't. I'm so sorry. I don't. I don't even know what to do. I'm so sorry.

[F]

Oh, my God. Best friend.

[C]

I, I don't know. I, I, I have one idea. What? I think that's just for decoration. I don't even know if that's a real guitar.

[A]

Looking at the wind Watching rain fall down. Waiting for my best friend but he's nowhere around. I can't wait until I can see you. I'll pick up some steaks. We can have a barbecue. Me and you shall be Passing to the air. Cause blink your mouth. Motherfucking best friend.

[F]

You're my best friend? You're my best friend? Blake's my best friend until the day that I die you're my best friend Blake is my best friend? You're my best friend until the day that I die?

[B]

Looking out the window Watching cars drive by Just thinking about you and it makes me wanna cry I miss you so much. Since you've been away? Other people start to think that I might be gay. But I just think you are a really cool dude. And sometimes at night I see you in the stars.

[F]

You're my best friend? You're my best friend you're my best friend the day that I die? You're my best friend? You're my best friend you're my best friend until the day that I die? He's my best friend he's my best friend he's my best friend until the day that I die in my best friend? You're my best friend in my best friend until that day that I die. Oh, my God.

[B]

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you.

[A]

You're my best friend.

[B]

We're best friends again. Thank you so much.

[A]

I wish. I wish we had time.

[F]

Holy shit.

[A]

To interview you.

[B]

We're completely out of time. We're not gonna be able to get to you, buddy.

[A]

But that was definitely another episode of the.

[B]

Yes, it is important.

[F]

Yeah. And Todd on the drums.

[B]

Todd on the drums.

[C]

We did it, Todd.

[F]

Thank you. Todd on the drums.

[C]

Thank you.

[F]

Thank you, guys. We. Sam,

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