Ep 302: Why Is The Ozone Layer Such A Bitch

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important

Episode 302 – "Why Is The Ozone Layer Such a Bitch"
Release Date: June 9, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

This episode sees the guys (Adam, Anders, Blake—with frequent reference to Kyle) riffing on an array of wildly tangential but "crucial" topics, ranging from red hair discrimination in Hollywood, the evolution of nudity in television, modern locker room culture, public bathroom habits, alcohol use, and a looming trip to Newfoundland. The tone is, as always, anarchic, deeply unserious, and loaded with raunchy, absurd humor. The "ozone layer" of the title gets a single mention toward the end as an emblem of things that seem needlessly difficult and mysterious.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Red Hair Discrimination & On-Camera Challenges

• Anders’ Story on Red Hair in Hollywood: Anders recounts being called outside by a director during ADR (additional dialogue recording) just to confirm how red his hair is:
  • Quote: "Looks at my hair and goes, 'Oh, God, it is red.' And I was like, my hair. And this director goes, 'Yeah, no, I just didn't realize it was red when I cast you.'" (06:00)
• The conversation spins to camera quality and the struggle to look good over glitchy Zoom calls, with continued jokes about ranking their own beauty.
  • Quote: "He's top three most handsome dude in our crew, and I think the world knows that." – Blake (04:36)

2. Sydney Sweeney, Nudity, & Modern TV

• Euphoria's Graphic Content: The guys discuss how HBO's "Euphoria" has become highly sexual and explicit, using it as a lens to talk about changing TV standards.
  • Quote: "We were watching Euphoria...and then Sydney Sweeney—tits out." – Blake (09:36)
  • Quote: "Well, Sam Levinson...has to be the horniest guy alive...he just mainlined hardcore porno." – Blake (10:02)
• Broader musings on nudity: nostalgia for "happy" nakedness of 80s/90s music videos, contrasting with the "sad cat" energy of contemporary TV nudity (31:30–32:40).

3. Locker Rooms, Showers, and Modern Hygiene Taboos

• Evolution of High School Showers: They lament how fewer kids now use showers after gym, reflecting broader discomfort with public nudity.
  • Quote: "The showers were bone dry when we were in high school." – Anders (42:02)
• This leads to long bits about open vs. private bathroom stalls, who’s brave enough to "shit in a box," and the sheer prevalence of germs.
  • Quote: "Everything you touch all day long...there's poop on it. There's poop on every door handle." – Blake (57:21)
  • Quote: "So there's poop and jizz on literally everything we encounter now." – Adam (58:20)

4. Bathroom Habits and Public Restrooms

• Debates rage over whether (and where) it’s okay to use public stalls, especially those without doors.
  • Quote: "I'm not going to keep my clenched tight and drive the 40 minutes...I'm at the park, I'm gonna go in there … So I can then dad of the year travel home and take my son out of the car." – Blake (47:37)
• Discussion of the dignity (or lack thereof) in using open public park toilets; the "hover technique"; and the awkward logistics of wearing a cape to a Renaissance Fair porta-potty (53:00–54:00).

5. The Realities of Aging & Alcohol

• Reflecting on how hangovers and recovery from drinking get harder with age:
  • Quote: "I used to pride myself on being able to do all the...next day...And now, Instacart is more than a grocery technology platform..." – Blake (22:07)
  • Quote: "I'm glad you're saying it...I'm like, why am I always exhausted? When am I not gonna be tired?" – Adam (27:45)
• They share strategies (or lack thereof) for "taking a break" from alcohol and how that might reflect a problematic relationship with drinking (20:44–21:12).

6. The Rise of Buzz Balls (and Big Sips)

• Blake claims responsibility for making the once-joke liquor store novelty "Buzz Balls" a stadium-worthy beverage. Adam wants to do the same for "Big Sips."
  • Quote: "You took on buzz balls as a little bit of a bit...Now it is a real viable...product phenol that everyone knows everywhere and kind of enjoys." – Anders (59:20)
• They muse about the role of marketing, rebrands, and viral memes in giving products a new life (60:22–62:51).

7. Newfoundland Movie & Canadian Geography

• Blake's upcoming film project in Newfoundland kicks off a slurry of jokes about not knowing where Newfoundland is, its proximity to Labrador and Nova Scotia, and its pink-flagged, wild, tundra vibe.
  • Quote: “No one zero people. No one knows...anything about Newfoundland.” – Blake (71:26)
  • Quote: “That might be the weirdest thing that about ds. His dog knowledge, besides that he can't tell time is that...he doesn't even really like dogs.” – Blake (71:48)
• Plans for whale watching, learning the Canadian accent, and general northern adventures round out the show.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Bodily Functions & Germs:

  • "Every breath you take is a fart. Somebody farted and you're breathing." – Anders (77:40)
  • "So there's poop and jizz on literally everything we encounter." – Adam (58:20)

• On "Happy" Nudity:

  • "It just seems like it's been a while since we've heard an electric guit...dumping them out, fluorescent pink bikini." – Adam (32:59)
  • “I do kind of miss the like happy go lucky—like, hey, look at these—Or, yeah, these are super stoked titties.” – Anders (32:34)

• On Product Virality:

  • "We put it in the street...to where it is a real viable commodity that people know and love now." – Adam (60:39)
  • "You know what? Superior drinkability and taste. Big sips. If you see them in your local..." – Adam (61:45)

• On Newfoundland:

  • "I was like, maybe this is...Newfoundland a country?...a small country that I just didn't really know about?" – Blake (71:10)
  • "That's essentially where I'm going to be. I'm...that far north." – Blake (74:07)

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Timestamps of Key Segments

• [04:36] – "Top three most handsome" ranking & camera talk
• [06:00] – Anders's "red hair" Hollywood discrimination story
• [09:36] – Euphoria nudity, Sydney Sweeney, and the state of modern HBO
• [20:44] – Taking breaks from drinking: alcoholism as a “favorite ism”
• [31:30–32:47] – “Sad cat” nudity vs. “happy” nudity in pop culture
• [42:00–44:10] – Locker room rituals and showers: then vs. now
• [47:37–51:10] – Public restrooms, open stalls, and fearless dad pooping
• [57:21–58:20] – "There's poop on everything" and "poop and jizz on literally everything"
• [59:20–62:51] – Buzz Balls origin story & product virality
• [69:04–75:19] – Blake's Newfoundland movie and geographic confusion

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The Ozone Layer, Poop, and Life Philosophy

• The titular “ozone layer” comes up as an analogy for things that seem inexplicably challenging or fraught, much like making sense of all the accumulated bodily fluids in public or why we’re so exhausted by mundane life. It’s all tangled in a web of incidentally philosophical, mostly crass, but undeniably funny exchanges.
  • Quote: "It's crazy that the amount of cow farts are burning a hole in the ozone layer." – Blake (78:49)
  • Quote: "Why is the ozone layer such a [bitch]?" – Anders (79:15)

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Conclusion & Final Thoughts

This episode may be called “Why Is The Ozone Layer Such a Bitch,” but its real focus is the collage of modern embarrassment—over our bodies, aging, hygiene, and what used to (and no longer) pass for entertainment. The group’s banter covers it all: bodily secrets, snackable alcohol, the endless presence of germs, the disappearance of youthful bravado, and what’s next on the horizon (for both TV nudity and travel to Canadian near-Arctic frontiers). True to title: everything is crucial, everything is mundane, and everything, ultimately, is funny.

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For fans or newcomers: Expect zero earnest science talk, but plenty of energy, camaraderie, and a lot of talk about the wild, weird, and ordinary stuff of life.

Transcript

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[Anders Holm]

Every Breath youh Take Is a Fart.

[Adam Devine]

So there's pooping jizz on literally everything we encounter.

[Blake Anderson]

Now release the twins.

[Anders Holm]

Let's go.

[Adam Devine]

We were.

[Blake Anderson]

We were really Going through it there. At the beginning of the podcast, I saw a video of him not too long ago, and it just. The video just came out, and it was a funny clip, and I was excited to watch it, and people were posting on it, and it seemed like. I'm like, is this going. Going viral? Oh, we have up to 11 comments. Is this going viral? And then it was me talking with my big, fat, dumb head. And then Blake was looking great.

[Adam Devine]

Thanks.

[Blake Anderson]

Saying funny stuff. And then it went to my Irish friend, my very Irish friend, Anders Holm with the reddest hair.

[Anders Holm]

Wait a second. Where did Adam Divine go? This is an Irish guy. Whoa.

[Adam Devine]

You've been working on it, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Accent's getting better.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, they are reddish hair and a red mustache. The whole thing was very red. His face was off color. He was wearing a green jacket. So that might have.

[Adam Devine]

That was making it pop.

[Anders Holm]

The look of Irish.

[Blake Anderson]

A little bit of the look of the Irish.

[Adam Devine]

Love a good popping ass. Green, baby.

[Blake Anderson]

So if you're wondering why Ders kind of looks off lately.

[Anders Holm]

Big announcement. I'm dying.

[Adam Devine]

The life is leaving your face.

[Blake Anderson]

That would be so. I would, for one, would be sad.

[Adam Devine]

I'd be saddened by it.

[Anders Holm]

I've got stiff dick disease.

[Adam Devine]

Damn, boy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, for one, I would be sad.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

So we're. We're gonna get his camera. We finally. We put our foot down and. And we were like, we gotta get this boy new camera. Because he's top three most handsome dude in our crew, and I think the world knows that.

[Anders Holm]

And that joke's funnier the second time.

[Adam Devine]

He is pretty hot.

[Anders Holm]

You know, this is. It reminds me of a director I will not name. Brought me in to do Tarantino additional dialogue recording on a movie, and brought me in to, like, do these things where you say the line if, like, the sound didn't work. You were bad at acting in that take that they like or bad at acting, like, terrible.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you have to do a lot of that and decide, you know, what's

[Anders Holm]

weird is it's, like, almost constant. Like, they're like just redo all the whole thing. One time they recast me.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Do we have a take where it's the back of Derz's head and he can just say everything while he's turned away?

[Blake Anderson]

That's where I also shine.

[Adam Devine]

That's like Madame Web. All the dialogue is just the back of actors heads because they're rewriting the movie.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. So anyways.

[Anders Holm]

Well, so I get there. Hey, good to see you. Good to see you. Can I see you outside real quick. Something that just never happens on an adr.

[Adam Devine]

So I'm like, yeah, that's pretty cool.

[Anders Holm]

Here we go. Like, we're about to throw down outside.

[Blake Anderson]

All the things in an ADR happens inside.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Huh?

[Blake Anderson]

The whole thing. Very inside. Very quiet inside.

[Anders Holm]

Very inside. No windows, insulated. Yeah. And this director, like, looks. Says, stand over here. I go, what is happening? Looks at my hair and goes, oh, God, it is red. And I was like, my hair. And this director goes, yeah, no, I just didn't realize it was red when I cast you. And I was like, darn it.

[Adam Devine]

Huh?

[Anders Holm]

Now, what kind of legal ramifications. What kind of legal grounds do I have as far as someone calling out the color of my hair?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. It doesn't feel. Doesn't feel like it's a legal move.

[Anders Holm]

There's not, like, a hair lawyer in this day and age of.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like they. They should be able to fire you for having red hair, I think. Absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

That's one of the most favorable offenses.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Red hair. Get that shit off my screen.

[Anders Holm]

And again, I don't disagree, but it's the language. It's. It's the taking me aside. It's the holding me in the light

[Adam Devine]

of the sun, shaking you and hurt your feelings.

[Blake Anderson]

Ders does not like to be in the light of the sun.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, I can't. As you can tell by this camera, super fair, almost translucent.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I will say right now, this camera, it's helping you out.

[Adam Devine]

It looks pretty good. It's.

[Blake Anderson]

This is the best it's looked, I feel, in many moons.

[Anders Holm]

Everyone is.

[Blake Anderson]

Beat me to it.

[Anders Holm]

Everyone is glitchy for me. Not sure what's going on.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Your Internet speed. We've discussed. We did a. We did a speed test, and yours is like a third of ours.

[Adam Devine]

You were mentioning that you're using DSL or something. Right. And that's not a joke from high school.

[Blake Anderson]

Deep second lips.

[Adam Devine]

Right. Are you using dsl?

[Anders Holm]

I don't have fiber optic in my area. We're going to scroll my address across the bottom, and we're saying Verizon AT and T. Let's get some fiber optics, if you could. Can you see that address right there? I'm like, in the stone Age here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Goodbye. You know, and maybe it's because of all these mountains or lakes or ponds or the ocean really nearby or those pine trees or palm trees or the sand desert. That's also. You don't know where I am, or

[Adam Devine]

are you in that weird room in your Basement that you have to take 10 doors to get to.

[Anders Holm]

There's also that.

[Blake Anderson]

That doesn't family that you hear screams and there's is like. That's just my white noise machine. That's how I. That's how I sleep.

[Anders Holm]

One sec. Are there rats scratching on your walls? That's got to be the rats.

[Blake Anderson]

It be rats, right?

[Anders Holm]

That's what I call them.

[Adam Devine]

Terrifying.

[Anders Holm]

And you know what they did? They said I had red hair. And that's when I snapped.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you guys see that? Housemade with Amanda Sigfried, who I think is a great actor, and Sydney Sweeney.

[Adam Devine]

I did not.

[Anders Holm]

This is a movie.

[Blake Anderson]

Speaking of scratches on the door. That's. It made me. It made me think of that. It just. It just came out. Yeah, it just came out. It did really well. Buco bucks.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And then I didn't pay to see it, but I did watch it.

[Anders Holm]

Is this one of your like guerilla marketing again?

[Adam Devine]

Are you in it?

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no. There was scratches. There were scratches on the door. It made me think of that. I wonder if you guys saw it. It was a good movie.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I'm intrigued.

[Blake Anderson]

But I did see Euphoria. And have you guys seen Euphoria lately? Oh, no. Because it is porno. Graphic. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Is it? It's just become porno at this point, right?

[Blake Anderson]

Jesus.

[Anders Holm]

Will you just send me the gif.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God. Come on. Hello. It's. It is uncomfortable to watch. We were watching it. My. My mom was like. She wanted to put Beau to bed. So my mom is staying. My parents are staying with us. And so they're putting Beau to bed. We think that they're just going to be asleep and she. Then she comes downstairs like, what you watching? We were watching Euphoria and then Sydney

[Anders Holm]

Sweeney just not really what she's known for.

[Blake Anderson]

Tits out.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, really out. Bare. Bare bare breast flopping. Oh my God.

[Anders Holm]

I do love the idea of this. The scene didn't ask her to do it, but she's just like. And then they're like, sure, I guess

[Blake Anderson]

we could put it in. It was.

[Adam Devine]

No, I rewriting really quick.

[Blake Anderson]

The storyline is. Well, Sam Levinson, the writer of Euphoria, has to be the horniest guy alive. It was like the Internet just made him like he was born in 2002 and the. He just mainlined hardcore porno.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, fair enough.

[Blake Anderson]

His.

[Adam Devine]

His entire sold his time and lots of good content.

[Anders Holm]

The pot calling the kettle black.

[Blake Anderson]

So Sydney Sweeney's character is an only fans model now on the show. On the Show.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, that's a good storyline.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Well, it's. It's a thing for sure. And it's crazy because she's a huge star now, and it seems like she shouldn't be flapping in the wind as much as she's flapping.

[Anders Holm]

I think she comes. She's came full circle, and so have I. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come.

[Anders Holm]

I think that she did like the rom com people, and people were like, no, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I mean.

[Anders Holm]

And she knows. And she's cool enough.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I think the rom com did well. I think she could have. And she did. She did good in. In the housemaid movie, and she did good. Yeah, well, her tits were out in that movie too.

[Adam Devine]

What?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but, like, she did like the boxing movie. I think there's six movies she did that we don't know like that. Anyway, I think. I think she's smart enough to know, like, whoop, whap.

[Blake Anderson]

Man, I wish I had a superpower like that. That's such a superpower, because I. I would. I feel like game over.

[Adam Devine]

It didn't lead to more.

[Anders Holm]

You didn't circle back.

[Blake Anderson]

In fact, now most people are, like, actually don't know. In. In the seminal film Jexi,

[Adam Devine]

they.

[Blake Anderson]

They had me will pop. But it wasn't a woolpath. It was like I took a nude. And then later you see the nude, and I was thinking, like, my time to shine again. They need me to. And the director's like, we'll take care of it. Don't worry. We don't want you to have to show your woolp. And I was like, why?

[Adam Devine]

Before?

[Anders Holm]

I'm doing it now.

[Blake Anderson]

And they said, it's fine. And then they got. I mean, you guys, obviously, Blake was at the premiere. He remembers is burned into his head.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely. Yeah. I actually had the theater pause that moment.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Like where.

[Adam Devine]

Hold up.

[Blake Anderson]

A tinier worse looking. Worse looking than my.

[Adam Devine]

Now when you say worse looking. What? Madeline? Yeah. What made it so much worse looking? Just the size of it or.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like I have a pretty. It's not a virtual pla. We can pull it, but it's a handsome.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, it's handsome.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a good cut job is what it is. The doctor, when I was an infant, did a good. Did a good job. It's nothing that I did.

[Anders Holm]

Describe your dick as a car. You didn't go describe the other dick as a different car.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like my dick is bigger

[Anders Holm]

than the bridge loose.

[Blake Anderson]

It's like a. I Don't know. Maybe it might not be a Porsche. Because I consider Porsche Porsches.

[Adam Devine]

Jesus.

[Blake Anderson]

One of the nicest looking penises.

[Adam Devine]

The value of your is insane.

[Blake Anderson]

But I think it's like a. It's. Well, it's not like a. I'm not saying like large wise. I'm just saying like good looking wise.

[Adam Devine]

Sure, sure.

[Anders Holm]

That's.

[Blake Anderson]

I think less than. I think it's an Audi or a Lexus. It's like a step like a Lexus rx.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's like a nice looking. Where you stop and you go, oh, that's kind of a nice. If you walk. If you walk past it and it

[Anders Holm]

lasts, it's built to last as a. As Alexa.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like my dick is a. A Sidekick. Oh, a Suzuki Sidekick.

[Blake Anderson]

And this. And this dick was a Jetta. This dick was like just. It's just like.

[Anders Holm]

I don't think that's that bad.

[Adam Devine]

I like a Jetta. That's like a lot of people's first car. It's like reliable.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's right. Yeah, that's right. It's forgettable. It's like a just a nothing thing.

[Adam Devine]

And I was like, you. I mean, you remember your first car. It's not forgettable. It's just like.

[Anders Holm]

And then. And by the way, not. You did say you did. It did come to your mind.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't say the year.

[Anders Holm]

You said Jetta, like so it is memorable.

[Adam Devine]

You did.

[Anders Holm]

You could have said any car and you said Jetta and that's what we're saying.

[Adam Devine]

Here's the thing I like about a Jetta too is like if you have a really nice car, right, you don't. You don't want it getting scratched or dinged. If you got a Jetta, you know, you run it into a pole, you back into something. You're not losing sleep over it.

[Anders Holm]

You drive away quickly.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You could be. You could be rough with it. You could be rough with it.

[Anders Holm]

You know, you can spill in it. There could be beer everywhere.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, dude, you can.

[Blake Anderson]

Whatever.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Any kind of fluid. Any kind fluid can get on it.

[Adam Devine]

You can really treat it like a. Yeah, that's.

[Blake Anderson]

That's true. That's true. But, but, but that being said, you

[Anders Holm]

could deep throat it.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't have the whip whap to whoop whap. The way Sydney has the.

[Anders Holm]

She's got a couple Carreras.

[Blake Anderson]

Good, good for. Good for her. But all I'm saying is take. Take a quick peek at the new season of euphoria.

[Adam Devine]

Is that all you were saying this whole time, you're just saying, it's a good show.

[Anders Holm]

It's a long walk.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know how good it is.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know how good it is.

[Anders Holm]

The, like, really good movie that did super well, brought up for, like, 10 seconds so we could hear about.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So you've watched it, but you don't know how good it is?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, we're watching it to. To finish it because it is crazy. All of these people are the biggest stars in Hollywood now.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. They've done well. They've done well. It's usually one person who, like, spins off to Maybe.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe one.

[Anders Holm]

Well, that's when it happens.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Your boobs are huge.

[Blake Anderson]

Usually it'll be, like, a huge show, and you're like, what happened to all these actors? This was a massive show. They should all have, like, huge careers.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly like, hey, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Well, one of them's on Monarch.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay. Hello.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, the other one. The other one's.

[Blake Anderson]

And he's doing a lot of adr.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He's doing an unbelievable.

[Anders Holm]

To be fair, if he didn't have red hair. Can you even imagine. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God. No.

[Anders Holm]

If he wasn't being discriminated and hated.

[Blake Anderson]

I honestly don't see you as a redhead. That's why. That's what threw me with the Instagram video.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Adam, you've never held me to the sun.

[Blake Anderson]

I've. Dude, I've been. I've held you to the sun so many times.

[Anders Holm]

You've held me. You've held me. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I feel.

[Anders Holm]

But to the sun.

[Blake Anderson]

An unbelievable amount of times. I've held you to the sun. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like he's held you to the sun.

[Anders Holm]

To the moon. You've held me a few times.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Satan.

[Adam Devine]

I do feel like neither of us identify as redheads. I think people could say we were, but I. I do not. I do not identify.

[Anders Holm]

If you hold Blake to the sun, he's also a redhead. He's my son.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

If you hold us to the sun. I wish more people were holding us to the sun. Just doesn't happen. Really?

[Anders Holm]

Right before adr.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I did. I didn't see. That's. That's why it threw me. And that's why I think we need to get you a new camera.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Or just go back to the old, because you're really.

[Blake Anderson]

Your top three. Top three most handsomes.

[Anders Holm]

I do want to say, if you think I looked fine before, what is now the new camera slide in. Blake's DMS let him know that we don't need this because I don't want it. It's a nightmare.

[Blake Anderson]

Ders does not like the new camera.

[Anders Holm]

We're on here for 20 minutes before being like, like, brighter, lower. And this is not a knock on our crew. These guys work like dogs.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not a knock on the crew.

[Anders Holm]

It's big technology.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, Blake's camera, it looks. He looks great every time. My camera. I'm doing the best I can with what I got.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

Durs's camera. He's a handsome man. He's a handsome man.

[Adam Devine]

Very.

[Anders Holm]

Top three on the pod.

[Adam Devine]

Top three on the pod for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm willing to say top two now. I'm willing to say top two.

[Adam Devine]

Dropped out. Who dropped out?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't want to say.

[Adam Devine]

I don't want to say. Holy.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't want to say hold him

[Adam Devine]

up to the sun, but does he have a Jetta dick?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't want to say.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I don't want to say. Okay.

[Anders Holm]

You know I got that tag.

[Adam Devine]

You know I got that Jetta dick, baby.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, boy.

[Adam Devine]

I don't.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't even know if a Jetta,

[Anders Holm]

maybe a Ford Taurus, might even be a gti.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I like that. I like a little. A fun little wrangler. Little. If your dick was a wrangler, that's a good time.

[Blake Anderson]

But that's not what I said, Blake. That's not what I said.

[Anders Holm]

Obviously. What? You have something that could just wrangle.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not very good at the cat noise.

[Anders Holm]

Had me fool.

[Adam Devine]

Give me one, Ders. Snap one. See, it's pretty good.

[Anders Holm]

Is that what you need to get hard? Is that what you.

[Adam Devine]

That's what I need. You feel comfortable? What are your best. What are your best animal noises that you can make?

[Anders Holm]

I think that's.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow, that was good.

[Adam Devine]

That's pretty good.

[Anders Holm]

I do have an interest. It's not that interesting, but my. My oldest brother had a friend who used to make that noise and kind of taught me how to do it when I was, like, 6 or 7. So I just was, like, a total nightmare running around, making the noise.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't like that.

[Anders Holm]

And then I ran into this dude in my, like, late 20s at a bar back home, and he was absolutely hammered. And I was like, hey, do you remember? He was like, oh, dude, you're your little brother. I'm like, yeah, yeah. Like, I haven't seen.

[Blake Anderson]

You, like, taught me animal noises.

[Anders Holm]

No, I do. You're not going to remember this. But you made this noise when I was a kid, and you taught it to me. And I've used it throughout my life in various ways. And he's like, I did what?

[Blake Anderson]

Do you love him?

[Anders Holm]

And I go, you made this? And he just goes. And he's all drunk and just doing it, like, in my face. And I was like, oh, it's been his thing, too.

[Adam Devine]

Like, calling card.

[Anders Holm]

He actually. He was wearing a shirt that said town drunk.

[Blake Anderson]

I really like that.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, hell, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Man, this guy rocks. What an absolute legend.

[Anders Holm]

He was a go. Heart hard. I mean, is. All right. Thank you, Rip.

[Adam Devine]

Rip died that night.

[Anders Holm]

It was unreal. I was like, you're. This is so. This is 20 right up in it.

[Adam Devine]

That kind of gets me so hyped.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you guys have friends that have died of alcoholism yet?

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Anders Holm]

You know, it's a. It's a mixed bag. Eating, drinking.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Kind of both.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like maybe people who are, like, hospitalized, but everybody's still alive and kicking it, so we're. We're still no fatalities.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's. That's like, I have a. I have a buddy.

[Anders Holm]

They're the kind of guys who. If you hold them up to the sun, they are.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't want to hold them to the sun.

[Anders Holm]

You see what's up.

[Adam Devine]

They're.

[Blake Anderson]

They're sleeping. They're sleeping through the. Through the sun.

[Adam Devine]

They got to get out more. That's for sure.

[Anders Holm]

I don't think so, though.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Most. Just. A lot of people have gone sober.

[Blake Anderson]

It's science, dude. That's. That's the time I. I went over to a buddy's. What I think a lot of people are doing, and. And Blake does this. They will then go sober for, like, a month or something. Like, do a. Sober.

[Adam Devine]

Like, take a break.

[Anders Holm]

Interesting.

[Blake Anderson]

Take a. Yeah. But to me, taking a break is, like, that means that you are. You are an alcoholic. I'm drunk now because taking a break means it's such a part of your life.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

Right. Or you're just going so hard that you just have to come.

[Blake Anderson]

You have to take a break.

[Anders Holm]

Know that a. What a break is.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Means you're an alcoholic.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Which, by the way, alcoholism. It's so fun. It rocks. It's so fun.

[Adam Devine]

Your favorite.

[Anders Holm]

It's almost your favorite ism.

[Blake Anderson]

It's your favorite one out of all my isms. Yeah. What are the isms of mine? Alcoholism.

[Anders Holm]

Alcoholism, Yeah. Lesbianism.

[Blake Anderson]

Lesbianism.

[Anders Holm]

I think that's it.

[Blake Anderson]

Alcoholism, jizzism, and lesbian is.

[Adam Devine]

Those are the Top three.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that top three for me.

[Adam Devine]

Those are top three for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Then alcoholism is my favorite.

[Adam Devine]

It's all euphoria to me.

[Anders Holm]

I can't even. Honestly. What's weird, can't even think of another ism. Journalism.

[Adam Devine]

Sexism.

[Anders Holm]

Sexism. Oh. Just to round it out for Adam, don't forget sexism.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not. I'm not sexist. I'm not sex.

[Adam Devine]

Not at all. In a sprinkle of racism, there's all the ism.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think. I think alcoholism is my. Is my. My favorite.

[Adam Devine]

Your number one ism.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, it's hard. It's hard. You got to. You got to clean it as you get a little older, just things move a lot slower. The bounce back ability, I don't have it. I used to pride myself on being able to do all the. The next day we know, right?

[Anders Holm]

And he thinks it's not a problem.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

Dude,

[Anders Holm]

I don't feel worse getting drunk at all. I feel awful every morning. I was just saying to my wife I like to say it, I sleep more now know I sleep more now than I've ever slept in my life.

[Adam Devine]

Oh Dude, I've been going to bed at 10:30 as well. I'm exhausted.

[Anders Holm]

I feel like absolute ass.

[Adam Devine]

Oh dude, we're falling apart.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm glad you're saying it because, because I, I was saying the same thing to Chloe the other night. I'm like, we're going to bed at like 10:30, 11.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's crazy waking up at like 7. That's a, like 6 or 7. That's a hell of a lot of sleep.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. That's a good number.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what I mean? I mean back in the workhawks days, I was getting four hours nightly.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And it, and it wasn't a thing. And I was winning Teen Choice Awards.

[Adam Devine]

Hell yeah you were.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what I mean?

[Adam Devine]

Slimed as hell.

[Blake Anderson]

Just getting slimed, carrying around surfboards, getting golden popcorn.

[Anders Holm]

And that's not a slam on the Teen Choice Awards. That's.

[Adam Devine]

No, not at all.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no. As I was saying, that's how elite I was functioning.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And now I'm like, it's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

I have been having that same exact thought. I'm like, why am I always exhausted? When am I not gonna be tired?

[Anders Holm]

I'.

[Adam Devine]

Creek. Cuz I am also going to bed way earlier lately. Like I'm doing 10, 10:30, waking up at 7, but still it's like got

[Anders Holm]

in bed yesterday at 8:59, I'm so, I'm like falling. We went camp, we went camping this weekend. So I was a little twisted but

[Adam Devine]

like dude, that's kind of sick.

[Anders Holm]

I'm like creaking. I need the shots in my knees now.

[Blake Anderson]

You go to bed that early? Aren't you trying to stay up a little bit and watch Euphoria?

[Adam Devine]

Well. Oh yeah, I mean that real euphor hours.

[Anders Holm]

I'm. I just need the gift. If you could just send me the gift. By the way, is anyone else naked or is it just her? Anybody hanging brain.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Is there any or like anyone other her so much.

[Blake Anderson]

And, and Zendaya, she's not naked, but she works. Interesting. You don't even want to see Zendaya naked in this show.

[Anders Holm]

Yes sir.

[Blake Anderson]

In this show. You don't want to see it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, see, she's like a drug addict. Oh, it's not, it's not a pretty sight.

[Adam Devine]

It's not cute.

[Anders Holm]

I saw one of those on the street the other day and it's not cute.

[Adam Devine]

Cute.

[Anders Holm]

What a drug addict naked drug addict.

[Blake Anderson]

You don't want to see a naked drug. Even if they're a good looking person. You don't Want to see it?

[Anders Holm]

I was like, what are. Who are you, Zendaya? It might have. They might have been filming, actually. It might have been Zendaya.

[Adam Devine]

Could have been. Could have been a hot set, but

[Blake Anderson]

she works at a strip club, so sure. Almost 40% of the show, there's just tits and ass.

[Adam Devine]

What the hell?

[Anders Holm]

They took a page right out of Sopranos. They're like, and let's just have a strip club be involved here.

[Adam Devine]

So bada bing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but I. I feel like in Sopranos, they might, like, as they're entering the strip club, they show like, one pair of night of like, a 1997 hard set of titties. Your boobs are huge. And then pan down to Tony. This is just like their two conversation. And right in the middle, there's just like a. Like a butthole winking and ass cheeks clapping as they're having a conversation, like, over it.

[Anders Holm]

Dude.

[Adam Devine]

They've. Well, they've cracked the code.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's how you keep your viewers. Like, they've learned from the Soprano.

[Anders Holm]

And Adam, in 30 years, you're going to be like, oh, it was like a 26 strip club. When we're talking about whatever the next show is.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, man. It's only going to.

[Anders Holm]

They're still winking buttholes. Can you believe it? And then I go.

[Blake Anderson]

The next gen. Adam.

[Anders Holm]

All they had.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's kind of cool. That's just a cool backdrop. Is just like, have buttholes all over the screen so people don't look at their phone. Just keep them engaged.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or when you look at your phone, it knows.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It is a deterrent. I will say I'm not looking at my phone a lot because I'm like, like, are they gonna cut back? I want to see just.

[Anders Holm]

You can't. Your fingers are doing this right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I'm like, honey, I'm just. I'm wondering, like, what is going on with Sydney's storyline? Like, is she going to be more successful?

[Anders Holm]

Like, she's. She's asleep.

[Adam Devine]

She's putting the child to bed. Honey, honey, you gotta see this, man. Huge development in the story.

[Anders Holm]

Huge, huge, huge, huge double digs.

[Blake Anderson]

It's true. It's truly wild. It's crazy that it's a. The whole show's crazy. All.

[Anders Holm]

I don't think I even watched the first season. I just remember, like, maybe the first episode. She's like, on the side of the bed getting naked, all, like, sad, and I'm like, those are huge. But her face is like,

[Adam Devine]

is that the cat Noise. You. You learn at the bar.

[Anders Holm]

Different. This one I've honed on my own.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, he learned in his youth. Learned in his youth.

[Anders Holm]

It was from a different friend.

[Adam Devine]

Sad cat. Cat. Okay. Sad cat.

[Anders Holm]

And I'm like, okay, she nakey, but, like, sad cat face. You know those. The old, like, the big. The big sad eye. Cat eyes.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep. I know exactly what you're talking about.

[Anders Holm]

Sure, sure. Yeah, sure. And so now, are the eyes still sad or happier?

[Blake Anderson]

The sad. I mean, maybe even sadder than before. Maybe even more. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yes. Yeah. The eyes.

[Blake Anderson]

She's. She's. Now. She just got married in this episode. I think I'm a few episodes behind, but she. Okay, so I'm binging. She just got married to Jacob Elordi. And it's sad. It's kind of a sad situation.

[Anders Holm]

I feel like we don't see happy boobs and stuff anymore.

[Adam Devine]

Whoa. Really?

[Anders Holm]

I think so. And guys, correct me if I'm wrong. I feel like they're either sad cat or they're, like, casual. Like, I'm taking a. With my shirt off and putting on deodorant. Like, sure. Girls are people. To kind of like statement nudity.

[Adam Devine]

Right, right, right, right.

[Anders Holm]

And look.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

We'll take what we can.

[Adam Devine]

Get.

[Anders Holm]

Secrets out. Sure.

[Blake Anderson]

And girls are people too. Well said.

[Anders Holm]

Sure, sure, sure. Secrets out. We don't care.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

But I do kind of miss the, like, happy go lucky.

[Adam Devine]

Like, oh, wait, like, hey, look at these.

[Anders Holm]

Or.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, these are super stoked titties.

[Blake Anderson]

Like babes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, release the twins.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. Real 90s own titties.

[Blake Anderson]

You exactly right.

[Adam Devine]

Like, titties on a pair of rollerblades. Titties.

[Anders Holm]

It just seems like it's been a while since we've heard an electric guit.

[Adam Devine]

Dumping them out. Florescent pink bikini.

[Anders Holm]

Why should that be? It just seems wrong.

[Adam Devine]

We want fluorescent pink, fluorescent orange, fluorescent yellow.

[Anders Holm]

I just haven't seen sunglasses.

[Blake Anderson]

Drop the boys.

[Adam Devine]

Drop this. They drop the top. Yeah. Maybe add a. A. A horn in the background.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's just. It's just a guy saying that.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, this is the way like. And music videos. They weren't nude, but they were naked. I throw on Vivo. All I watch is Vivo. I don't watch anything except for Vivo, which is just music videos. I think I've explained it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I've never.

[Adam Devine]

I need a refresher on it.

[Anders Holm]

It's literally hour blocks of, like, music videos from 1992 too. And it's just throwback.

[Blake Anderson]

And this is on television.

[Anders Holm]

It's A Hulu channel. It's a Hulu channel.

[Adam Devine]

It's a Hulu Channel called Vivo.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, wow.

[Anders Holm]

It's awesome.

[Adam Devine]

Are there VJs, or is it just. No. No one introing. It's just non stop music videos.

[Anders Holm]

You know's hosting it.

[Blake Anderson]

That's Albert.

[Anders Holm]

Go Rhythm. Okay. It's algorithm.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Do we give him points for that? I don't like that.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't like it. But, yeah, give him points for it. He deserves points. But I did not like it, honestly.

[Adam Devine]

He swung. But was. Yeah, that was.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that was just music videos. And all you see from the 90s and the 80s are, like, smiling naked chicks. And I'm like, we were inundated. This was insane.

[Blake Anderson]

And by the way, it swung too far the other direction because I understand when some people are naked, they're not. They're not happy. Right. They're not happy about it. And that's fine. And we. And we've seen.

[Adam Devine]

Salute you.

[Blake Anderson]

And we've seen that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

We just want to bring happy naked people. I'm willing to. To flop it out. I'm willing to flop it out and

[Adam Devine]

be happy about it.

[Anders Holm]

We know.

[Adam Devine]

You know what you guys have to watch. Did you guys ever watch that show? I think it was on hbo. It's called, like, Neighbors. It was kind of a reality show about, like, beefing Neighbors.

[Blake Anderson]

I watched, like, an episode.

[Anders Holm]

I didn't watch it. Is it on Vivo or.

[Adam Devine]

No, yo, it's not on Vivo. Watch the very last episode.

[Anders Holm]

Just send me the gift.

[Adam Devine]

Takes place, like, at a nudist colony. And it has some really, really cool nudity.

[Blake Anderson]

It has it all, like, funny nudity, sad nudity. I feel like nudist colony stuff is usually.

[Adam Devine]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

Not great. Not great.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Not a great situation.

[Anders Holm]

It's oppressive.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. This isn't like, I'm not sending you there to get, like, I don't know, get steamed up. I'm going. You got to go there. Because I. I feel like all different forms of nudity are represented.

[Anders Holm]

And where would you send me to get steamed up?

[Adam Devine]

I got some links. Okay.

[Anders Holm]

It's all Internet, huh? Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it doesn't go anywhere.

[Anders Holm]

Do you guys remember the music? I think it's a Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg video where they're playing volleyball and he sneaks up behind her and he pulls the bikini off.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, well, that's. That is an assault nowadays. That's assault.

[Anders Holm]

Let's just say this out loud. That's assault.

[Blake Anderson]

That is assault. It's science.

[Anders Holm]

I have seen that video 20,000 times. Yeah, MTV. What were you doing?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, MTV was.

[Anders Holm]

Why were you letting that ride? And weirdly, she's chasing him, smiling.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well, it's the birth of gangster rap. Do you have to know rules at the time?

[Anders Holm]

Do you think that that was like a. Hey, extra 500 in it. Extra G in it for if we do this, or do you think that organically it just happened?

[Adam Devine]

I mean, define organic.

[Anders Holm]

Like, if you hold that scene up to the sun, what do you see?

[Adam Devine]

It's got red hair.

[Anders Holm]

What are the revers Reveals.

[Adam Devine]

It's got red hair for sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Now that you say it. It happened. And then afterwards, they're like, here's an extra $500 to not sue us type thing.

[Anders Holm]

I. That's the documentary I want to see.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, right.

[Adam Devine]

What you got? Just because I feel like now.

[Blake Anderson]

What you got?

[Adam Devine]

What do you guys think about living in a nudist colony? Is that something that intrigues you at all? Like, say you turn 65, 70. Would you want to.

[Blake Anderson]

There's not even a small part of me I like. I like to wear pants.

[Anders Holm]

Where's this going?

[Adam Devine]

You do. You don't get a kick out of being publicly nude at all. There's not a part of you that has a desire to be free of.

[Anders Holm]

He has to be in character.

[Adam Devine]

No, I'm being serious.

[Anders Holm]

There's not even a huge, thick, veiny part of me that wants to do this.

[Adam Devine]

He's the best.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no. Like, every time I'm just, like, heating up ravioli, I'm glad I'm wearing.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what I mean?

[Anders Holm]

Like, Adam Hans Bl.

[Blake Anderson]

Just doing, like, a regular thing. I'm glad I'm wearing clothes.

[Adam Devine]

Have you ever been outdoors and. And naked? You've done it on set and stuff, but have you ever just been, like. Have you skinny dipped publicly?

[Anders Holm]

Yes, I've been naked and I've been outdoors.

[Adam Devine]

And you didn't get. You didn't feel good or.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I mean. Yeah, yeah. I don't know. Yeah. But then I came back and put clothes on. I don't. I don't want to live a life like that where it's like, now you got weird bug bites, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, well. Well, yes. Okay. I like.

[Blake Anderson]

You got a spider bite somewhere.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I got this.

[Anders Holm]

And that's where Adam draws the line.

[Blake Anderson]

And you're itching, you know, and then you get sunburns. Because. Because dick tick. Now you're. Imagine your As a sunburn.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, imagine.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

As a what? Sunburn.

[Blake Anderson]

Sunburn. Like a bad sunburn. Like you fell asleep.

[Anders Holm]

Your dick is peeling.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I can. I don't have the magic, actually. No, it never has before.

[Anders Holm]

That might be a good thing, Blake. Like a chemical peel.

[Blake Anderson]

You have a backyard that I don't know if you can see. If neighbors could see it. Are you naked back there? Like when the kids. When the kids are away, obviously.

[Adam Devine]

Obviously the kids are away. The dad is at play. Play. No, I. I'll walk around in undies, but I don't. I don't think I have the guts nor the nuts to walk around. Walk around. Okay, so.

[Blake Anderson]

So this is just a question that you posed and you also don't want.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not saying I don't want to. I actually think deep down in my heart of hearts, I do kind of want to just be butt naked walking around outside.

[Anders Holm]

That's not your heart.

[Blake Anderson]

See, the issue is, is I don't want to get chubbed up.

[Adam Devine]

Okay?

[Anders Holm]

What?

[Adam Devine]

I. I don't. Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Anders Holm]

At that point, they don't care.

[Adam Devine]

That's another. So your bug bites and boners are your biggest worries?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I mean, imagine you're just at the buffet line at the nudist colony.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And you're just eating your turkey bacon.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not positive there is a buffet line. Go ahead.

[Blake Anderson]

And you have a chicken sausage and the. And the sloppy.

[Anders Holm]

That's not my chicken sausage.

[Blake Anderson]

Sloppy scrambled eggs. And you look over and there's a Sydney Swinney and they're just flopping.

[Anders Holm]

I'll tell you. I'll tell you this. You don't have to worry about that. She ain't there. Your boobs.

[Blake Anderson]

No, this is a. This is in a. In a world where this is a normal thing.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, maybe this isn't. A, A lister. A to B to C lister.

[Anders Holm]

There's no world. It doesn't exist.

[Adam Devine]

This is a Hollywood gathering.

[Anders Holm]

Can I tell you how I know it doesn't exist?

[Adam Devine]

Why?

[Anders Holm]

People created their own islands where they had to make this a thing.

[Adam Devine]

I just want to party.

[Anders Holm]

Pervert felons had to make their own island.

[Adam Devine]

Right, right, right, right.

[Anders Holm]

That's how you know it doesn't exist. Otherwise they would have just gone there, there and eating the eggs.

[Adam Devine]

We're fast forwarding to a future where it's become very like, normal to be completely naked in society. Cuz, like, clothes have like, disappeared.

[Anders Holm]

Like Robocop locker room.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Like the. I think so.

[Anders Holm]

They're all changing them.

[Adam Devine]

I think so. Oh, is it A co ed or. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got to rewatch that one.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think locker rooms. Do locker rooms exist nowadays?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, for.

[Anders Holm]

Sure, sure. Yeah, Go on.

[Blake Anderson]

No, our. Our high school kids getting butt naked.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry, I was thinking of gyms. Like, it sounded like I'm like, in

[Blake Anderson]

high school when I think of a locker room. Yeah, of course, in a gym there's a locker room, but, like, in high school. Because that's what I think of a locker room. I think of the high school locker room and the older. I think we've covered this, but the older kids are just like their butt naked because they're just, like, sort of flexing on the younger. The. The like freshman.

[Anders Holm]

The last 20 or so children's locker rooms. What the hell? How are we. How are we substantiate the. All I know is that at the pool near me, nobody uses the fucking showers except for adults.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, okay.

[Anders Holm]

Like, kids, they just go home. We would shower after swim practice as

[Adam Devine]

kids, but that's, like, varied. Age. I think Adam's asking is, like, in high school or middle school, are children still using lockers rooms?

[Blake Anderson]

Right, yeah, like, no, I'm saying, like, the showers specifically. Like, are you naked?

[Anders Holm]

The showers were bone dry when we were in high school.

[Adam Devine]

I think that was specifically for, like, the football team in. At my school. I don't recall people.

[Anders Holm]

No, dude. Before, kids used to shower after gym.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know why I got karate hands right now, because I'm getting a little defensive.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're really defensive.

[Adam Devine]

Step out.

[Blake Anderson]

We didn't shower after gym, but we had. If you had. Like, I always tried out for the basketball team every year just to say something. Never. Never once made it.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, I'm sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

It really. It was such a bummer for me.

[Anders Holm]

Why basketball?

[Adam Devine]

You had a great hook shot for a point guard. Point guard with a hook shot.

[Blake Anderson]

Because I like. I like basketball. I. I just knew I wasn't gonna make it.

[Anders Holm]

Just knowing your legs and your height. Why basketball?

[Blake Anderson]

I knew I wasn't gonna make any team.

[Adam Devine]

Right, but you gotta try.

[Blake Anderson]

But I was gonna just give it a. Give it the old college try. I was a decent shot.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I used to play pickup basketball with you. You were. You were actually pretty dope. He was pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Thanks.

[Anders Holm]

Could have swam, bro. Could have swam.

[Blake Anderson]

So I would. I would try out and I liked basketball the best. And afterwards, we're just in there showering, and I'm like, obviously the first year or two, it was crazy.

[Anders Holm]

Perks of the job.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, by the time you get to be a senior.

[Adam Devine]

Was that why you kept trying out? You knew you weren't going to get on the team, but you got to shower?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, the first year year, I'm like, next year my dick is going to grow. It's going to grow. And I can see me now. And then the next year, I'm like, give me another year.

[Anders Holm]

Give me another year.

[Blake Anderson]

And then that next year came, freshman year.

[Anders Holm]

They're like, hey, can we use that thing to pump up the ball? And you're like, oh, boy, give me two more years.

[Blake Anderson]

Disaster. My guy.

[Adam Devine]

You just wait.

[Blake Anderson]

I was. I was showering in there, and it wasn't that big of a deal. You just sort of did it. And then. And then now I think they're not. Not. I think these kids are not showering.

[Adam Devine]

I agree. Not.

[Anders Holm]

I agree. I think I've seen showers at Pl. Like locker rooms or like gyms evolve for just like, open showers to. Then, like, everyone has a stall that's open to. Then everyone has a stall that has, like a curtain.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, bro. There's a dice roll.

[Anders Holm]

And. And what you do is you just. You stick it right in between where the curtain is.

[Adam Devine]

What's up?

[Anders Holm]

It's an station. They can just slap it and say no or they can just give a little. That's how, you know.

[Adam Devine]

There's like a couple. There's a couple public parks out here where the restrooms, like, the. The. The sit down. They got no doors on them. There's zero doors. That is.

[Anders Holm]

I think, dude, my high school had that.

[Adam Devine]

Is that to prevent, like, it's for, like. So people don't do drugs.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. So they don't. Or do drugs or, like, build homes. Yeah. Build houses.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Just live there.

[Anders Holm]

That is like. Because if they lock, they're in there. And you're like, well, some people still.

[Adam Devine]

It doesn't stop. People will still take Adam.

[Anders Holm]

And I know exactly why there's no door.

[Blake Anderson]

I'll take a. I'll take a.

[Adam Devine]

With no door. You'll. No door.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Come on, bro. You're going to get somebody going to put a camera on you, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

So what?

[Anders Holm]

Bring it on.

[Adam Devine]

You want video footage of you taking a. In public?

[Anders Holm]

He prefers it.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, I don't want that. But, like, what, first of all, does it go viral? I'm not like, I'm not Leonardo DiCaprio video. It's not like a big get. Someone's like, oh, I caught Adam Devine. People will be like, yeah, I bet that guy shits. I Bet he shits all the time,

[Adam Devine]

guys trying to sell footage to tmz. No. And we don't want that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You know what I mean? I mean it does.

[Adam Devine]

It.

[Anders Holm]

It doesn't mean anything.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. He's like, we're good.

[Anders Holm]

This is nothing.

[Adam Devine]

This is a nothing burger.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, a nothing burger.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely.

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

Really? I can get super specific with dealer listings and see cars based on my budget.

[Anders Holm]

You can really have it delivered or pick it up. Mommy's kid is walking up the slide.

[Adam Devine]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

Auto trader buy your car online? Really? I am not afraid if I have to right I'm not going to then keep my clenched tight and drive the 40 minutes it's going to take to get home and not help bring my child inside the house because I have to run in and take a like

[Anders Holm]

you the world is your toilet.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake What I'm going to do is I'm at the. The park. I'm gonna go, hey, Chloe, I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna. Without a door. So I can then dad of the year travel home and take my son out of the car. No, it doesn't. It doesn't. That doesn't bother me even a little bit.

[Anders Holm]

I don't think I've ever. You know what? I've just. I'm like. I don't think a shit's ever been in charge of me.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, there we go. That's right.

[Anders Holm]

And so these are two. These are two different alpha stances. Okay. I like that anywhere face. And, and. And there's no shit's going to tell me when and where I need to take it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Yeah, go off alpha dogs.

[Blake Anderson]

That's kind of the same thing, but that's also. Is that different? I feel like that's exactly the same,

[Adam Devine]

but it's kind of. He's kind of. He. Well, he's really tough talking.

[Anders Holm]

It's. It's a different. It's a different type of. I'm. I don't know. I just am like, I've never been like, oh, my God, I have to right now.

[Adam Devine]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

You've never been like, you have to.

[Anders Holm]

Word.

[Adam Devine]

Have to.

[Anders Holm]

Has never been, like, part of it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I've. Oh, I've. I'm. There's. There's been. I mean, there's been a time like this week that I've. I think I've.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

At the park.

[Anders Holm]

Here we go.

[Blake Anderson]

Down the street from my house.

[Adam Devine]

More than Fud. Ruckers.

[Blake Anderson]

That is half a mile away and it does not have a door.

[Anders Holm]

Either you have diarrhea or you don't.

[Blake Anderson]

And this is on the beach and it's a half mile away from my house. I've there within the last 45 minutes.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no, sir. You're sitting on a water fountain.

[Blake Anderson]

Three months. So it's been a few months, but it hasn't been that long ago that I've There.

[Anders Holm]

And is this like a regular one or is this like a. Oh, boy, I ate the wrong thing. I got to go.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Is this just kind of like a light knock at the door or is this a Stage five?

[Blake Anderson]

No, this isn't Stage five. I'm just like, I have to.

[Anders Holm]

I think. I think DEFCON 1 is the worst.

[Blake Anderson]

I have to shit. Hon, will you watch our son for the three minutes it's going to take me to go in there, dump it out, and get on my phone, check a few things, and then I can come back and continue to play with my son. And because. Because if you have to take a shit, you don't. You're not going down slides and working the monkey bars the way you should.

[Adam Devine]

I think that also speaks to, you know, how proficient you are at shitty, right? You're like, you're good.

[Anders Holm]

It's changed. It's changed. It used to be extremely fast, but because of smartphones, it's changed.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Like, I do like that.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, smartphones has slowed it down.

[Adam Devine]

I like that. You can say that to your partner, and she will be like, I know my man. I'm gonna go in there, and he's gonna go in and he's gonna come out real quick. Steal team six now, tell you what.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's weird. And you guys know this about. About me. My pisses very long. They last longer than my shits. If. If taking smartphones out of the equation still.

[Anders Holm]

Well, yeah, because you're not using a smartphone, right?

[Adam Devine]

Sometimes.

[Blake Anderson]

Sometimes what? Using a smartphone. What do you mean?

[Anders Holm]

While you're taking a piss?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, sometimes.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, sometimes.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

Sometimes. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I'm saying in. In public. In public.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, sometimes. Sometimes, yeah, sure. I'll check an email. Like, if you're at dinner or something and you. You're not checking, and then you go and you got to take a piss, and then you're.

[Anders Holm]

Are you sitting down? Are you sitting down for this or.

[Adam Devine]

This is out of your standing.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that a urinal?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Does anything in you guys tell you this is too much? I can't just. I can't just stand here and pee. I. I gotta check the nasdaq.

[Blake Anderson]

I. Well, the Dow Jones, brother.

[Anders Holm]

I gotta go.

[Adam Devine]

Money doesn't sleep, brother. Money doesn't sleep.

[Anders Holm]

Coinbase.

[Blake Anderson]

I have had an old man be like. You look over and be like, Jesus, that's the first time I've seen that.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And, like, kind of shame me.

[Anders Holm]

And we are different generations. We are different generations. That should be said.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And I was like, well, I get it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

But taking. Taking that out of the equation. My. My pisses last all day long, and the shits. I can just. It's. It's in and out. Boom. Bam. Hot damn.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. They're like.

[Adam Devine]

They come out. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Fascinating. And if you're still watching us.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. And Blake. Yeah. You are scared.

[Adam Devine]

What. What do I do? What do I do, man?

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you know, whole claims about me. Here we go. Let's.

[Anders Holm]

Let's.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no.

[Anders Holm]

No, no.

[Blake Anderson]

We just. We talked about how a has never owned Ders. Apparently, he's never had to take a. And so he went into, like, a kind of a crappy public restroom and took a. Meanwhile, I'm like, if I have an inkling that I have to take a. As long as it's not, like, a huge to do. And, like, I'm not going to wait in line. Do you know what I mean? If you're at a music festival and I barely have to take a. I'm not gonna wait in line for it. But if I'm like, I have to take a. There's a bathroom. I'm just gonna go quickly, take a. Now you. If you have to.

[Anders Holm]

Man, look at that finger now.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, if you.

[Anders Holm]

Jesus.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

You really, really have to. And you're at a public bathroom.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you. You. Are you going to use that restroom? No.

[Adam Devine]

I just had it happen this past weekend. I was at the Renaissance fair, and it. I got hit in the gut, and I'm like, damn, your boy definitely. Why could take a. And I'm like, it.

[Anders Holm]

Why do I want Adam to go? I would never do it at a friend's fair.

[Adam Devine]

Happening. It ain't happening. It ain't.

[Anders Holm]

You. You held it. You held it.

[Adam Devine]

I held it.

[Anders Holm]

I'm not.

[Blake Anderson]

Why? Why not?

[Adam Devine]

Cuz, bro, I don't. It's a lawless little festival, man. Somebody got a drop kick the. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay? But I. But I also don't think you would do it.

[Adam Devine]

I'm wearing a cape. I'm wearing a cape. I could. What if I. On my cape? Like, there's just.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't. You're an adult. Just don't.

[Anders Holm]

You use it to wipe.

[Adam Devine]

But you're in a porta potty with a cape on. You don't know what. Like, it's just. It's dangerous.

[Blake Anderson]

Take the cape off. Hand it to a home.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not getting out of character. I'm not getting out of character.

[Anders Holm]

Cape off, demon hunter.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not taking my cape off. How dare you?

[Anders Holm]

So. But you really had to go and you held it.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Anders Holm]

What were you eating, like, nachos or some shit?

[Adam Devine]

Turkey legs.

[Anders Holm]

Turkey legs.

[Adam Devine]

One huge turkey leg.

[Anders Holm]

I guess it's kind of greasy.

[Blake Anderson]

And that would go through you. That would go through.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, it did. Felt. I felt the knock.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, but that. But that's not just the Renaissance Fair. That's not just the Renaissance Fair. That is. Is all locations.

[Adam Devine]

That is the most recent example.

[Anders Holm]

And I forgot. Adam, you Go multiple times a day. We've talked about that, right? You do several. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

The cause of diarrhea.

[Anders Holm]

At least three.

[Blake Anderson]

That's at least three times a day.

[Adam Devine]

That's insane.

[Anders Holm]

I'm a oner. It's how I start my day. And maybe that's why I just never ran into this.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Maybe that's the hopes.

[Adam Devine]

The hopes is one a day. Morning. Like, you know, we all have our. Our morning routines. Do a crossword puzzle, take a. Have some coffee.

[Anders Holm]

We need to get the. The sponsor of the. Where you. In the box. And you, like, mail it in to talk about this too much. And we need that sponsor.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I know. I. We do, but I'm kind of afraid I'm gonna find out, like, one of my family members was a serial killer or something. Doodle box, you know?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you don't want to know. You're like. You're 23. Your DNA.

[Anders Holm]

That's not what I'm talking about. I. I don't think that's how. That's not what we're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I think if you're shitting in a box, you might be a serial killer.

[Anders Holm]

The shitting and the. The box is a. It's instead of like a colon. Colonoscopy, I think. Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay, then I'll do that.

[Adam Devine]

So it's like a stool sample that you send in the mail.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You don't do it in person. That seems gross, dude.

[Anders Holm]

No, because back to the locker room thing. People don't want to do that. Everyone's got stage fright for the planet now. They just want the privacy they got to do in their own home. They put in a box. They make the mailman carry it.

[Blake Anderson]

The. The world's a bunch of Blakes, dude. The world's a bunch of Blakes.

[Anders Holm]

I don't want to say it, but a little.

[Adam Devine]

I think I would.

[Anders Holm]

The world's level. I don't know what to do.

[Adam Devine]

The fact that we got. It's the fact that there's. There's. There's multiple people throughout our nation that are in boxes and sending it to some location. So your box mail is mixing with my card that I sent my mother on her birthday. Like, that's disgusting. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Well, maybe visit her instead of just sending her a card.

[Adam Devine]

But.

[Anders Holm]

But he's scary. Scary, but he's scared. Again, it's the locker room. He's scared of her.

[Adam Devine]

Sometimes you have to send your mom a card in the mail.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

And the fact that it is nose to nose with your yeah, but it's not.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not mixing with the. It's in like a sealed off box. It's not a. Oh.

[Adam Devine]

And you don't think. What if it's. There's turbulence?

[Anders Holm]

Dude, nothing is sealed.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not just like a. Is. You're just taking a wet in a. In a like, soggy cardboard box and they're shipping. Eating that. That's not how they're doing, Adam.

[Anders Holm]

You hope so. We don't know how people doing that. And that's why we need to talk to the sponsors.

[Blake Anderson]

Without a doubt. Without a doubt. That's not how they're doing it.

[Anders Holm]

You.

[Blake Anderson]

Without a doubt. Oops.

[Anders Holm]

Like, get a little bit outside the bag and then they're like, oh. And then they touch the box with us. A little bit of poop on their fingers and they fold it and then they go like this to, like, close it with the tape.

[Adam Devine]

Definitely. There's.

[Blake Anderson]

By the way. By the way. Everything you touch all day long. Long. There's poop on it. There's poop on it. If you're. If you are anywhere, there's poop. People do not wash their hands properly and there's poop. There's poop on every door handle.

[Anders Holm]

This is going to be the first clip. This is the first clip of this episode.

[Blake Anderson]

There's poop everywhere. So. So get real.

[Anders Holm]

I don't disagree. I think you're right.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. So, like, so why are we so scared to just live a life?

[Adam Devine]

Just go. But that seems slippery. Like a bit of a slippery slope. Adam, if you're like, oh, there's already poop everywhere, so why don't we just smearing poop all over everything?

[Blake Anderson]

That's not what I said. I didn't say start. You wash your hands, do the best you can, but don't be afraid to go and live life. Blake. Because there's just everywhere.

[Anders Holm]

Blake.

[Blake Anderson]

There's everywhere. Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Wow, man. I. You know, and as like, story and you judging and you. But wait. And there's what?

[Blake Anderson]

And there's jizz.

[Anders Holm]

Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, what?

[Anders Holm]

Here's what I. I.

[Adam Devine]

So there's poop and jizz on literally everything we encounter now.

[Blake Anderson]

Probably on everything Thing. Dude. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Knowing three of us. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Without a doubt.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, God.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I do want to do a test where we, like, swab each of our phones and, like, send it to a lab.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dear.

[Anders Holm]

And have them. Have them read off everything they've found on the phone.

[Adam Devine]

Adam, you're.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm good.

[Anders Holm]

And like, how much of it your

[Adam Devine]

Phone was up your ass.

[Anders Holm]

Now I think we got to run it again because the only way we could get these results if it was literally in some. Someone's rectum.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I just need to know how

[Announcer]

I'm getting a call.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Buzzing. He's buzzing.

[Blake Anderson]

Buzz balls.

[Anders Holm]

Super funny.

[Adam Devine]

That would be good.

[Blake Anderson]

Buzz balls.

[Anders Holm]

There's three different people's jizz here.

[Blake Anderson]

You know they sell buzz balls at Dodger Stadium. I saw. I saw a clip of someone I know chugging buzz baseball wraps.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they are. I bet they. They probably change it up for all the different squads, I would think.

[Anders Holm]

Zero joking. Like, zero smart. I. I think we need to do a sit down, even, like, as a guest to bring on whoever's at the helm of buzz balls as soon as they fired Blake. Because it has skyrocketed in ways. Blake, Blake, let's be honest here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Anders Holm]

You took on buzz balls as a little bit of a bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Anders Holm]

And now it is a real viable. Now it's product phenol that everyone knows everywhere and kind of enjoys with that. It's not a bed. It's a buzzball seen at Dodger Stadium. The most. One of the most iconic sports entities on the planet.

[Adam Devine]

I know.

[Anders Holm]

So what. What the fuck happened?

[Bowen Yang]

I know.

[Adam Devine]

That's why I have. That's why I'm starting to put my chips into big sips. I think we can do with big sips what we did with buzz balls. Let's get on a base level.

[Blake Anderson]

You're to not going getting. You're not getting paid for that. It doesn't yet.

[Adam Devine]

We're dming. We're currently dming.

[Anders Holm]

We're.

[Adam Devine]

We're talking. Yes, we're.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you. You are talking to big S. You're

[Anders Holm]

sidestepping what I'm genuinely interested in Ders.

[Adam Devine]

What are you. What. What am I sidestepping? That.

[Anders Holm]

I think it would be absolutely fascinating to. To talk to the person who took buzz balls from a little bit of a punchline from an alt comic like yourself.

[Adam Devine]

It was us. We did it. Okay. We put it in the street to

[Anders Holm]

where it is a real viable commodity that people know and love now.

[Adam Devine]

I think it was a perfect storm.

[Anders Holm]

What do you think it was a perfect storm.

[Adam Devine]

I remember they. I think they were just little dusty balls on the counter.

[Blake Anderson]

That's right.

[Adam Devine]

Adams bachelor party. I'd always seen them. I embraced them. Maybe that was the seed. Maybe that was the seed. You.

[Blake Anderson]

You. You saw them go into my bachelor party, and that was like, the first time you fell in Love with them.

[Adam Devine]

I didn't know that was the very first time that. That I. I purchased one. I have. I always clocked them throughout my life at like, see the liquor store. Be like the dusty balls. It's like those things are fun. We all have. And then it was like, for Adams Birch, B. Going to try it.

[Anders Holm]

You are so dumb.

[Adam Devine]

Adams, B. I loved it and I loved it. And then the rest was.

[Blake Anderson]

But you didn't love it there, just the way it tasted.

[Adam Devine]

I. I think it. I think they're good. You. You always clown on them. But I do think they're pretty good.

[Blake Anderson]

Huh.

[Anders Holm]

Good is an interesting way to put it. I think that, like they are good enough.

[Adam Devine]

You know what? Superior drinkability and taste. Big sips. If you see them in your local.

[Anders Holm]

Is that what it says on it or is that what you think?

[Adam Devine]

No, that's what I think. If you go into your local liquor store, look for the big sips. Tell them Blake sent you now our

[Blake Anderson]

big sips and you do not work for them yet. Or else I think we would probably have to discover closest. Are they everywhere?

[Anders Holm]

They're good.

[Adam Devine]

Well, remember I was telling you guys last week that I did have to go to like four different 7 11s at 8am to find them, but they are. They're growing.

[Anders Holm]

And I guess I got to look up who owns Buzzballs my self since no one's listening.

[Adam Devine]

Well, it just changed. That's what happened is it just got bought by Blake.

[Anders Holm]

Have you been listening?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they got bought by like Constellation or like some huge.

[Anders Holm]

That's what I'm. That's the whole thing I'm talking about is like, who took it over and what was the plan? How are they like, hey, everyone considers these dusty balls that they've looked at and bought as a joke and now they're baseball wrapped and they're selling like hotcakes at Dodger Stadium because it's.

[Adam Devine]

They're. They're trending. It's a little party drink. Like all takes.

[Anders Holm]

No, that's what. That's what people just say. There's somebody behind it who makes sure that they're trending. Y.

[Blake Anderson]

There's a marketing. This is what we're going to do.

[Anders Holm]

This is the plan. Here's how we're rolling it out. We're going to do this. We're to push it. We got to get Blake Anderson out of here as soon as possible.

[Adam Devine]

Should have been me. Should have been me. Should have been me. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's disappointing. I'm sorry. That wasn't I had a lot of

[Adam Devine]

really big ideas for him.

[Anders Holm]

By the way. Here's something that they got to get involved. Buzzball was one of the names of the Battletoads.

[Blake Anderson]

What is a Battletoad?

[Anders Holm]

Battletoad was like a Ninja Turtles ripoff from 91.

[Adam Devine]

That was a really cool Nintendo game. No, that was like zit.

[Anders Holm]

I'm just seeing right here. Buzzball redirected here for video game characters. See Battle Toads. That's sick.

[Adam Devine]

Buzzball. Maybe that was like a bad guy or something. Cuz the three.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know what Battle Toads is.

[Adam Devine]

You don't remember Battle Toads?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, not even a little bit.

[Adam Devine]

It's. It's like the hardest Nintendo game ever made. It's so hard.

[Blake Anderson]

No, that would be Echo.

[Adam Devine]

Remember Echo was Sega and Echo was the Dolphin. It was yeah, like Echo. You didn't even know what to do. It was like, like what the am I supposed to be fighting?

[Blake Anderson]

Dude? I remember. I remember I traded. I just some older kid fleeced me.

[Adam Devine]

He.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I had all because we would always trade basketball cards. And I had my basketball cards and I had a Hakeem Elijan rookie card. And he goes Rockets legend for that Hakeem Elijan rookie card. I'll. I'll give you Echo.

[Adam Devine]

Echo the Dog.

[Blake Anderson]

The video game. I'm like a video game for a basketball card. That seems like a great deal.

[Adam Devine]

Damn.

[Blake Anderson]

And I took it home and I'm like this is the worst game I've ever played.

[Adam Devine]

Gotcha.

[Anders Holm]

You just swim around, right?

[Blake Anderson]

This kid fleeced me, dude.

[Adam Devine]

No, it's a pretty cool game. But it is hard as like a child. Cuz it's kind of like open and it doesn't really tell you what you're supposed to be doing. Ekko's not bad. It has a great sound.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, how much is the Hakeem?

[Anders Holm]

I'll know it if I. That's a. That's a real type of game. I just am not at into the like world games. Some people love that.

[Adam Devine]

Sure, sure. I have fallen out of like open world stuff. It just. It takes too long to like travel places, you know.

[Blake Anderson]

World.

[Anders Holm]

I like the one outside my front door. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

The one I'm in. The one with the titty.

[Blake Anderson]

So this is so anywhere between $211,000. Okay. Or up to up to $3,000 for a PSA 10, which I doubt it was, but we're talking 500 bucks probably.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. But a Echo the Dolphin original Sega in the case you guys are looking for.

[Anders Holm]

What are you guys looking at the price of.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, wow. Yeah, these. Well, this Hakeem is signed. Man, we got to get some sick ass basketball.

[Anders Holm]

I think I stopped listening.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought it was a Nintendo game. It was a Sega game.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, definitely was. Oh, yeah, Sega.

[Anders Holm]

I want to say that it was a like, not even Sega Genesis. Like, it was the premiere game for like their next console.

[Adam Devine]

It came out. Out with. Yeah, you like, got it with it.

[Blake Anderson]

It must have been a different video game because I was too old for. For this maybe. Watch. I was like. I was like 16 years old and I'm like. He was an older kid.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he was grown.

[Blake Anderson]

It had to have been a different game. But echo.

[Anders Holm]

Anyways, by the way, I'm looking at the chat now because there is some stuff in here right off the bat here. Isaac's like talking about his kid changes into gym clothes but no shower.

[Adam Devine]

We're like, oh, yeah, that's the way to do it. No shower.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep. No shower.

[Anders Holm]

There's no seats on this toilet. Adam is talking about stainless steel Sazerac. Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Acquired Buzzball.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Which that's big buy.

[Anders Holm]

They also see this is what I'm talking about, the marketing. It's like Buzzball.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah. So Isaac is talking about the toilet seat that I. That I on. And it's just standing stainless steel. There's no like, real.

[Anders Holm]

Is this the toilet that looks like a cyber truck?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's where he got the design.

[Anders Holm]

Super angular.

[Adam Devine]

Elon Musk.

[Anders Holm]

I took a picture of this. I'll send it to our production team to throw up on the.

[Blake Anderson]

You took a photo of this toilet hold.

[Anders Holm]

I did the other day. I was like, this looks like a cyber truck.

[Adam Devine]

I. That's a standard issue park toilet. I don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, stainless steel. Like you can do damage to those things. They're like bomb shelters.

[Anders Holm]

I think that's what Adam's been doing.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Some damage.

[Adam Devine]

He's dropping bombs.

[Anders Holm]

So you hover.

[Adam Devine]

You.

[Anders Holm]

You do the sitting burn where you're just thighs are on fire.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Anders Holm]

What do you do? Sit on it?

[Blake Anderson]

Burn.

[Anders Holm]

Sorry. The toilets I'm talking about don't even have like a seat. It's like. Or maybe I guess I'm thinking of the urinal. But like, I thought it was just like a rim for you to just squat over. It's got.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, I said, I said so. I don't know. I can't remember exactly what this toilet looks like, but I'm sitting down. I. I Don't. I don't hover.

[Adam Devine]

You black out. You completely black out when you're in a toilet.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's my Zen. It's my zen place. So I just.

[Anders Holm]

Will you just sketch it from memory real quick?

[Blake Anderson]

I just melt into. Into it. It's.

[Adam Devine]

It's you time. That's the real Adam time.

[Blake Anderson]

He gets in those p. Blake. I'm going. I'm. I might be doing this movie. Movie. Way up, way up north.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Newfoundland, Canada.

[Adam Devine]

Holy. Yeah. That is a. That is an uncharted area of Canada. Isn't it charted for me? Oh, for your.

[Anders Holm]

For you?

[Adam Devine]

No, for me. For me. For me. For me. For me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's charted by Eric. Eric the red.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. Which was the question I lost on Jeopardy. So that name haunts me.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I'm sorry.

[Adam Devine]

That could be cool. But that's like a. Yeah, that's like an island of Canada, isn't it? It like. Yeah. There can't be heavily populated.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I think it's going to be pretty sad. Just. And my wife has. Was already like, cool. And I might do something after this which might be in a tropical location. She's like, I'm just going to go to that one.

[Adam Devine]

Skip that.

[Blake Anderson]

And not go to the one up north. And so. And I'm looking at photos. I'm like, it's so beautiful up there. But the whole time I'm like, I'm going to be just jerking off. So much science in this beautiful location.

[Adam Devine]

Just euphoria of just DVDs.

[Anders Holm]

Well, I think I'm gonna watch Euphoria again.

[Blake Anderson]

I hope the. I hope the Internet. But they have the Internet up there, right?

[Adam Devine]

Just in case. I don't know if they have fiber optic.

[Anders Holm]

I'm gonna go.

[Adam Devine]

That's pretty far north.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

So wait, that's not. So that doesn't appeal to Chloe. She don't want to go to like a woodsy like kind of. Of like that's not the vibe we're trying to sizzle.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, and also there's not going to

[Adam Devine]

be like nightlife humans.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Well, I. I doubt that there's going to be like a nice hotel that they're putting us up in. So she.

[Adam Devine]

She. There's got to be a dope ass cabin or something.

[Blake Anderson]

She's like, I don't know how much that appeals to me.

[Adam Devine]

I wonder. Cuz that's kind of getting close to. Cuz it's like east, you're almost loop.

[Blake Anderson]

You get that high north, you're almost Looping back around, right?

[Adam Devine]

I feel like you're like up near, like, Greenland or something.

[Blake Anderson]

North Pole. Yeah, the North Pole.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Dude, that's sick, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see. I've never been that far north, so I'm pretty excited about it.

[Adam Devine]

I really want to kind of see. I'll send you some wrecks.

[Blake Anderson]

Come visit.

[Anders Holm]

Where does it take place? Where does it take place?

[Blake Anderson]

There.

[Anders Holm]

Takes place in Newfoundland.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Oh, okay.

[Anders Holm]

Big dogs.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, so we're going. That's not how it normally happens. Normally it's like it takes place in. In Hollywood, California, and we're shooting it in Croatia.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

This is a cool, like, new Newfoundland comedy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's like a dark comedy. Fargo esque.

[Adam Devine]

I like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's cool.

[Anders Holm]

How about the name Newfoundland?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, they kind of.

[Anders Holm]

Who was in charge of that?

[Blake Anderson]

They nailed it.

[Adam Devine]

They put a pin in it. I think they put a pin in it and they say, we're go. We'll loop back. Yeah, we'll name it.

[Anders Holm]

And then the guy died.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, they're like, yeah. He's like, I. To be perfectly honest, I did not know. I did not know that it was in Canada.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I was like. I was like, maybe this is. Is Newfoundland a country?

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah. Is it like the Finland of it? But it's. It's foundling. Which is.

[Blake Anderson]

I was like, is it a country that I just like a small country that I just didn't really know about?

[Anders Holm]

Is it different? Different than. Is it part of Nova Scotia or different. And it's up. It's north of Nova Scotia.

[Adam Devine]

Right? You're a stupid dumbass.

[Anders Holm]

Which is. Which is Canada?

[Blake Anderson]

No one zero people. No one knows, look anything about Newfoundland.

[Adam Devine]

It's super far east and it's north. It is a crazy little.

[Anders Holm]

I bet it's by. Isn't it also near, like, the Labrador islands? I'm not joking.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

Right?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Yeah, that's right.

[Anders Holm]

Truly, I know all the dogs.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy that you know that.

[Anders Holm]

I know all.

[Adam Devine]

That's where labyrinth doors are from.

[Blake Anderson]

That might be the weirdest thing that about ds. His dog knowledge, besides that he can't tell time is that he doesn't even really like dogs. In fact, like, has always been complaining about dogs and, like, hates dog people.

[Anders Holm]

My wife is allergic. I was obviously obsessed with dogs.

[Adam Devine]

You had to learn to hate them.

[Anders Holm]

My wife is allergic. And now I will karate kick them if they come near me.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, they're everywhere now.

[Anders Holm]

Even if I get sniffed on or brushed Up. I get home, and she's like, was

[Adam Devine]

there a dog near you today?

[Anders Holm]

And I go, all right, I'm going to go throw these clothes in the wash and I'll shower.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah. I'm sorry for you. So you do have actually a true love of dogs. It's sad, but you can't.

[Anders Holm]

It's true.

[Blake Anderson]

That's a sad. That's a sad place.

[Adam Devine]

It is a really sad.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry. D. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't know. Is that de. Like that sad? Sad?

[Anders Holm]

It's. It's sadly ironic. It's sadly ironic.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, I'm. I'm trying to look for stuff you could be doing out in New phone founding and. Yeah, I'm not finding.

[Blake Anderson]

I think mostly it's going to be filming this movie.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I think that's what I'm going to.

[Anders Holm]

Whoa.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And also, like, I'm gonna have to speak with a very Canadian accent.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

So, like, a very. It's gonna have to be pretty dialed in. So maybe it's from up there.

[Anders Holm]

Isn't like Matty Matheson from up there. Am I wrong?

[Adam Devine]

He is. I think he might be more Nova Scotia. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. He seems.

[Adam Devine]

Seems.

[Blake Anderson]

He seems like he's from a city, though.

[Adam Devine]

But he is. He's on like a. He's on. He's on like. No, he. But he did. He has, like, a farm where he, like, grows all his. All his ingredients now. Would you look at that, dude? This is really Newfoundland's flag. They have pink in their flag. That's fucking crazy. It says it's the unofficial flag, but this is important. I've never seen a flag with pink. I know. I know. My flags. How many flags have pink in it?

[Blake Anderson]

Not a lot, Blake, but that's blowing my mind. The crazy thing about. About the map of Canada is, is when you think of Canada, you only think of, like, the provinces that are directly above America. Yes, I do. The fact that there's provinces above those.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's when you get really cuty, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

That's the cool. That's the cool Canada, man.

[Blake Anderson]

And that's. That's essentially where I'm going to be. I'm. I'm that far north.

[Adam Devine]

I'm hyped for you. That's going to be sick.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's all the way on the east coast, too. So it's.

[Adam Devine]

It's going to be right above adventure, right above Quebec. You're going to have a. You're going to have an interesting experience. I'm hyped for you, man.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm excited. I'm excited for it. Quite the adventure.

[Anders Holm]

This is what's crazy is that we all know, Adam included that whenever Adam shoots something somewhere, it becomes his new favorite place.

[Blake Anderson]

That's true.

[Anders Holm]

And I'm. I am. I am dying to see. See what comes from this, from him being like. You guys. There's no way I'm opening the moose hunting lodge. Like, it's going to be sick.

[Adam Devine]

There's no way you're going to have to get, like, super into, like, castles.

[Blake Anderson]

Tell you what, D. I'm going to learn to love it.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, God. And you've been cast.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you.

[Adam Devine]

You've been cast.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, I'm going to work.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm Like I said, I'm going to work on it.

[Anders Holm]

Cut that part out. Cut that part out. No one needs to see you.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm going to work on it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like you have to work on it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's a thing.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm going to watch Fargo. I'm going to watch Fargo.

[Adam Devine]

Fargo doesn't take place there.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but it's north, dude.

[Adam Devine]

It's.

[Blake Anderson]

It's very. It's. They have a very.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but this is, like, above, like, the French Canada.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, dude. Okay, I'm going to. I'm going to do my research. I have a couple months. It's not. It's not for a few months yet, so.

[Adam Devine]

All right, I'm. Dude, I'm hyped for you.

[Anders Holm]

You know what they're gonna do when you're doing adr? They're gonna bring you outside, hold you up to the sun, and go. You couldn't do the accent, could you?

[Blake Anderson]

All right, ISAAC saying approximately 75 of 75 to 90% of Canada's population lives within 100 miles of the u. S. Border.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. That's sick, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

That's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

That's sick. Those are the big homies.

[Anders Holm]

So.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. So shout out.

[Adam Devine]

Canada.

[Blake Anderson]

Newfoundland.

[Adam Devine]

I got to get back there. Maybe I'm going to visit you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, come on up, please.

[Anders Holm]

Why would they say approximately 75 to 90?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's not a very. That's like a huge approximation.

[Anders Holm]

Very weird. But I. I would even say also,

[Blake Anderson]

Isaac wrote this, so he. You know, who knows where this came from?

[Anders Holm]

I bet it's like 50% lives within 50 miles of the US border. You know what I mean?

[Adam Devine]

Like, that's pretty approximate. It looks like you're going to do some. You could do some whale watching watching Adam. I'm hyped. For you. I love whales.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, you can also just do that in Canada.

[Adam Devine]

I know, but I'm sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

In. In Mexico, like, down in cabo, you could be on.

[Adam Devine]

These are northern whales with, like, a

[Anders Holm]

drink in your hand.

[Blake Anderson]

They're different.

[Adam Devine]

Northern Wales cold water whales. Oh, come on.

[Blake Anderson]

Are they different? Are they bigger?

[Anders Holm]

What do we got? Bow face? You got a bow face out?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. They get big.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

They get big. They get big.

[Blake Anderson]

All right. I'm excited.

[Anders Holm]

Ride a blue whale.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. Blue whale.

[Blake Anderson]

That'd be fun. I would love that. That's bad idea. Season 2.

[Anders Holm]

Is this a whale rider sequel?

[Adam Devine]

There might be an orca out there, though.

[Blake Anderson]

I can't say.

[Adam Devine]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. Any takebacks, any apologies? Any epic slams?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, man. Let's see. You know, I. I want to take back. Because, you know, I know you were accusatory towards me, But I want to take back any sort of judgment for when you point one finger, you have three pointing back at you. Okay. But, you know, you're right. There probably is a lot of and jizz all over everything we touch every day. And sometimes you got to just.

[Anders Holm]

This is what you want to circle back back to.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you just got to shed it, you know? And Adam's right. I like that. I like that. Point of view is you got to kind of just let it. Let it go and go on with your life and take a public without a door on, you know, like. And who cares if somebody sees you, Blake?

[Anders Holm]

I'll take it a step further.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Anders Holm]

Every breath youh take is a fart. Somebody farted and you're breathing.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

That's exactly right.

[Anders Holm]

Or a squirrel farted. You're breathing it.

[Adam Devine]

And that's what the. That's what the sting song is about. I believe the police don't.

[Blake Anderson]

Every breath you take. That's exactly right.

[Anders Holm]

You know when, like, we've all smelled like a dog fart, right? You've had a dog and you've smelled the fart. Or you've had a friend who had a dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Or would your wife. If a dog farted near you, would that aphrodisiac.

[Anders Holm]

It's not allowed.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Can't happen. But, like, imagine a rat fart like these. All these mammals do non mammals fart. Do lizards fart? Blake? You think you've had a. A lizard?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I. I do think they do. I know that, like, when they. They and piss at the same time. So I'm sure there's farts in there as well. Yeah, Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I Do that sometimes, too.

[Anders Holm]

Are you sure?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I am. I'm at 90. 75 to 90. Absolutely positive.

[Anders Holm]

Because I know, like, the methane everyone always talks about, like, the cows. It's like the methane is ruining the atmosphere. Like we're breathing in all these farts also. So I do like your. Your. Your new perspective of just.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's crazy that the amount of cow farts are burning a hole in the ozone layer.

[Anders Holm]

Got me licking my lungs.

[Adam Devine]

Your lungs?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. But then we just exist also here.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Our farts are quite as. Quite as bad, I guess.

[Anders Holm]

Speak for yourself.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I'm saying the cow farts are also here. Yeah, we're breathing that in.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, I'm sure.

[Blake Anderson]

I've been on a farm before. I didn't, like, die. Why. Why is the ozone layer such a, you know.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, that's a good take, dude. Great title for the episode. So we don't have to be sent any titles to pick. Yeah, just do that. Why is the ozone layer such a. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And I'd like to take back, Blake, how aggressive I was towards you. I just knew that, Blake. And I'm sorry, Durz and I, we spoke up as we normally do during the podcast, and. And we are talking.

[Anders Holm]

We almost can't help it.

[Blake Anderson]

And we're giving. We're giving our opinions about. Oh, and we're then talking about it, and you're just sort of sitting there. I mean, and you're just sort of stroking your beard.

[Adam Devine]

I have to. I have this whole soundboard, and you

[Blake Anderson]

might ask a question about us, but then it's. You're never really talking about you. So then I had to go. Well, I actually know why you're not speaking up in this instance. Because you're afraid of your own shadow. And especially if that shadow's shitty.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. Apology. Except apology. And it's always so nice. I always love your apology.

[Anders Holm]

That was a take back.

[Adam Devine]

Really, really kind of you.

[Anders Holm]

Adam and I will take a stance almost based on nothing, but I do have to do this podcast around an hour.

[Adam Devine]

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm so guarded. I'm sorry. I refuse to reveal any details about myself.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

But I got this soundboard over here that I have to. That.

[Blake Anderson]

And you. You hit it upwards.

[Anders Holm]

It speaks for you.

[Blake Anderson]

You hit it upwards of six times. This pod.

[Anders Holm]

Well, it would have been a lot of diarrhea.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. I didn't want to give a lot of diarrhea one. You could have.

[Blake Anderson]

You could have hit that.

[Adam Devine]

I just Feel like that's beating a dead horse.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, okay.

[Anders Holm]

This isn't a take back. It's more of a circle back. Blake, would you describe your penis in. In a car?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, as a car.

[Anders Holm]

As a car. Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

I gave three examples. My first one was Suzuki Sidekick. You guys refused to listen to that. Then I called it a RA wrangler. You guys didn't like that one. And I mentioned that a Jetta would be a good so.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, we didn't say would be a good cop.

[Anders Holm]

You could just suggest what your penis would be like as a car.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not just my dick as a car is a slug Bug. Yes, an old slug Bug.

[Blake Anderson]

What is that a 1970s like a Volkswagen? Volkswagen Bug.

[Anders Holm]

Slug Bug.

[Blake Anderson]

Like rusted out bad.

[Adam Devine]

When you see it, you get excited. Excited. You make a. When you see it, you get excited. You make a little game about it.

[Anders Holm]

Your friend.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You actually don't see it that often. Yeah. You used to be around a lot more in your childhood.

[Blake Anderson]

I actually see that. You know, I live by the beach and I see them all the time.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And it's always the oldest men driving them.

[Adam Devine]

And Todd did also mention Honda Ridgeline because. Yes. Harkening back to why I don't wear spider man costumes.

[Anders Holm]

I love a good Harken.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you.

[Blake Anderson]

I love a good.

[Anders Holm]

I love to hearken Ellen Harin.

[Adam Devine]

I love you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

And that was. It seems like that boys. It seems like that was another episode of this is important. This is important.

[Adam Devine]

Everybody's coming. Incredible.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's talk about Pey's disease or pd. It's not widely talked about and some men may feel reluctant to bring it up but is more common than you'd think.

[Adam Devine]

PD can happen when scar tissue builds up under the skin of the penis causing a curve with a bump during an erection that for some men may lead to pain during intimacy and impact mental health.

[Anders Holm]

A trusted urology specialist can help diagnose PD and walk you through your options including non surgical treatment. Visit.

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