Ep 303: 911 Was An Inside The NBA Job

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Podcast Summary

This Is Important
Episode 303: "911 Was An Inside The NBA Job"
Release Date: June 16, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

This episode is a classic, freewheeling "This Is Important" mix of pop culture commentary, comedic banter, and personal stories delivered in the group’s unmistakable style. The hosts dive deep into the world of celebrity boxing, weird workout regimes, NBA legends and villains, the state of the Knicks and East Coast sports fandom, and their struggles with aging and physical decline—before riffing on memory, footwear, and the future of performance enhancement. The tone is irreverent, quick-witted, and relentlessly self-deprecating.

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Key Discussion Points

1. Celebrity Boxing and "Quasi-Famous" Fights

[04:05–09:37]

• The group kicks off discussing the recent rise of quasi-celebrities fighting each other for entertainment. Adam calls out Ray J’s fight with the “Super Hot Fire” guy, recalling the latter’s viral rap battle sketches.
• Anders asks, “Ray J is famous. But who did he fight?” leading Blake to explain Super Hot Fire’s internet meme status.
• In trademark style, the guys debate “famous” vs. “quasi-famous,” riff on body shapes, and joke about the physical tolls of getting in fight shape.
• Memorable quote: "They're, like, quasi famous. And now they are fist fighting each other for our enjoyment. I love that that's where we're at as a society." – Blake [04:21]

Notable moment:

• [07:04] Blake jokes about Ray J potentially getting a "penile reduction" while hospitalized.
• The group ponders how much time you have to physically prepare for a celebrity fight, leading to a fantasy about a three-way brawl between themselves.

2. Toughness, "Functional Strength," and International Athletes

[09:37–13:54]

• The hosts marvel at the toughness of Russian/Eastern European fighters like Khabib. Blake jokes that New Jersey vs. "wherever Khabib is from" would be a scary matchup.
• They riff on the difference between American “gym” strength and “functional” strength from people who “train in rivers and fight bears.”
• Adam proposes opening a nature-inspired gym with adjustable rivers and salmon—"so we can train like goddamn Americans."
• Memorable quote: "We train in gyms. They train in rivers. They fight bears." – Adam [10:36]

3. "Functional Strength" vs. Gym Strength

[14:28–15:53]

• Blake tells a story about moving a dresser with a contractor friend who, despite not looking strong, handled the dresser with ease—calling out the difference between visible muscles and real-world strength.
• Anders compares it to learning "keg strength" at a liquor store job.

4. NBA Fights, Villains, and Mind Games

[16:28–21:44]

• Adam summarizes recent celebrity basketball boxing matches; Blake and Anders reminisce about NBA personalities like Lance Stephenson, famous for blowing in LeBron’s ear, and discuss the importance of villains in sports like Draymond Green and Patrick Beverly.
• Memorable exchange:
  • "I love villains. I love villains of sports… Dream on Green sucks. It's so good, dude." – Adam [18:33]
  • "He was a true lunatic and, like, such a pesk." – Blake (on Pat Beverly) [19:01]

5. Inside the NBA and Generational Showdowns

[20:03–21:41]

• The Draymond Green vs. Charles Barkley spat is dissected. Draymond argues about knowing when to leave the NBA, and the hosts debate if Barkley or Draymond or Rodman are among the 75 Greatest NBA Players.

6. The Knicks, Finals, and Sports Fandom

[26:16–29:22]

• The hosts are excited about the New York Knicks reaching the NBA Finals, wondering if it could “heal 9/11.”
  • "This is gonna heal 9/11." – Anders [26:50]
  • Adam laughs, "You say that every time."
• They debate the extreme loyalty (and annoyance) of East Coast sports fans versus L.A. fans.
  • "No one is more annoying than East Coast Sports fans." – Blake [27:28]

7. Best Sports Memes and Highlight Reels

[30:00–31:20]

• Debate over whether NBA or other sports provides the best memes and highlight material, especially compared to the NHL. Blake recently attended a Ducks playoff game and shares the excitement.
• "NBA has the best memes" – Adam [30:27]

8. The Mighty Ducks, 90s Movies, and Double Features

[31:29–36:41]

• The group debates whether liking the Ducks hockey team because of the Disney movie is valid. Anders and Adam spiral into a sidebit about confusing movies and double feature memories from childhood.
• "That's the only way I was allowed to watch: double feature." – Adam [34:31]

9. Music Festivals, Food Tossing, and Celebrity Encounters

[38:50–45:42]

• Blake recounts attending the Bay Area’s BottleRock festival, partying with George Kittle (49ers), John Stamos, Fred Armisen, and others.
• He tells the infamous story of throwing a massive lobster roll (with caviar) into a festival crowd, unintentionally pelting some fans. This year: safer food throws (corn dogs, street tacos), and a crowd that's ready (“like it’s a Guar concert”).
• Blake attempts a “jazz split” on stage, but aging catches up: “I got stuck… couldn’t go any further.” [45:17]

10. Aging, Foot Pain, and Footwear

[45:56–53:16]

• The hosts discuss aching feet, the inevitability of switching to orthopedic sneakers (Brooks, New Balance, Hokas, Skechers), and the emergence of “dad shoes” in cool culture.
• Anders flexes a pair of Crocs; the others mock, then admit their own love for comfortable shoes.
  • "Now, because the way my feet were hurting… I need to strap into some orthopedic Sketchers." – Blake [47:10]
  • "There're young, cool rappers… getting Saucony and Brooks collaborations." – Anders [47:40]

11. Names, Memory, and Social Anxiety

[55:06–59:10]

• Memories on failing to recall acquaintances’ names, even after repeated introductions. Anders, after being quizzed by preschool teachers, admits: “I don’t know your name. I don’t know the parents. I don’t know these kids. I’m bad with names.” [55:32]
• Riffing on the difficulty of “Anders” as an American name, and how botched pronunciations grate on Blake.

12. Accents and Travel

[60:09–63:26]

• Anders previews a family trip to Sweden and marvels at how flawless Scandinavian English is, leading to a debate about whether true accents remain outside tourist zones.

13. Physical Decline, Murph Challenge, and the Quest for Enhancement

[64:15–66:12]

• Anders shares he completed the CrossFit hero workout “Murph” (1 mi run, 100 pullups, 200 pushups, 300 squats, 1 mi run)—no vest, but says his “biceps are killing me… I’m a dude.” [66:24]
• The group laments aging bones, painful joints, and joints hurting from even just walking at festivals.

14. The Enhanced Games, Peptides, and "Wolverine Stack"

[69:03–73:29]

• They discuss the Enhanced Games, where participants can openly use performance-enhancing drugs, and ponder the ethics and future of such competitions.
  • "My dad was like, it's cheating. I’m like, they're only competing against other people that are also doing steroids, so it's not cheating." – Blake [69:17]
• Blake and Anders get excited about peptides, the "Wolverine stack," and the future of drugs like GLP-3 for healing, fat loss, and muscle gain.

15. The End of Obesity and "Fat as a Choice"

[72:38–73:29]

• Discussion about the inevitable decline of obesity thanks to advanced weight-loss drugs: “In 10 or 20 years, people are going to watch movies from 10 years ago and go, 'Can you believe there’s fat people?' Because there's not going to be any more fat people.” – Anders [72:55]
• Adam reconsiders: “That does suck… I don’t know if I'm in anymore.” [73:23]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “They're, like, quasi famous. And now they are fist fighting each other for our enjoyment. I love that that's where we're at as a society.” – Blake [04:21]
• "We train in gyms. They train in rivers. They fight bears." – Adam [10:36]
• “This is gonna heal 9/11.” – Anders [26:50]
• “No one is more annoying than East Coast Sports fans.” – Blake [27:28]
• “I love villains. I love villains of sports…” – Adam [18:33]
• “NBA has the best memes.” – Adam [30:27]
• “My biceps and my thighs are killing me. My chest is not–” – Anders (after doing "Murph") [66:06]
• "Because there's not going to be any more fat people." – Anders [72:55]

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Essential Timestamps

• 04:05–09:37 – Celebrity fights, breakdown of "Super Hot Fire"
• 13:54–16:28 – Nature-inspired gyms, functional strength stories
• 16:28–21:44 – NBA villains, Charles Barkley vs. Draymond Green
• 26:16–29:22 – Knicks in NBA Finals, East Coast sports fans
• 31:29–36:41 – The Mighty Ducks, double features & movie memories
• 38:50–45:42 – BottleRock Festival, food tossing, George Kittle, and jazz splits mishap
• 45:56–53:16 – Old man shoes, Crocs, and footwear evolution
• 55:06–59:10 – Social anxiety over names & the "Anders/Anders" saga
• 64:15–66:12 – Murph challenge and accepting physical decline
• 69:03–73:29 – Enhanced Games, peptides, dreams of the "Wolverine stack" and the end of obesity

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Tone & Style

Expect constant self-satire, sudden pivots to the absurd, and unfiltered discussions about male aging, idiocy of American sports culture, and performative masculinity. The group’s camaraderie delivers laughs even as they confront their creeping mortality, all with a riff-heavy delivery and plenty of inside jokes.

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For Listeners

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[Blake]

welcome to this Is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we talk about what's obviously most critically, crucially important today on this is Important.

[Anders]

If I poop a little bit, and then I poop a little bit more. Well, that's called the double feature.

[Blake]

You were such a bitch in high school, weren't you?

[Adam Devine]

Excuse me. What school do you go to? I don't recognize you from Clayton Valley.

[Blake]

Let's go.

[Anders]

Be ready.

[Adam Devine]

Testing, testing.

[Blake]

That is.

[Anders]

Should people still do this one, buddy?

[Adam Devine]

Which one? Oh, yeah, they can.

[Anders]

No one's gonna stop them is what Adam's saying.

[Blake]

No one will stop you.

[Adam Devine]

How would you describe that? What are we calling that dance? I. I know it as, like. I think I saw Shaq do it at, like, a championship.

[Anders]

No, Adam, I went from, like. You were just. Adam, you were just doing this, and then you went to, like, Gopher from Caddyshack.

[Adam Devine]

Come on, now.

[Anders]

Dude.

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[Blake]

The microphone was too close to me. I didn't want to back up from the mic.

[Anders]

Not this Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Whoa. I have no snare in my headphones.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Anders]

You're, like, serving appetizers to the gods.

[Adam Devine]

I understand.

[Blake]

I get it. I remember that dance.

[Adam Devine]

That's the name of the dance move. Appetizers to the Gods.

[Blake]

We were just talking about before hopping on, before the official hop on, we were talking about the fights that now people are doing. The sort of quasi famous people are now.

[Anders]

They're, like, quasi famous.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

They're, like, quasi famous. And now they are fist fighting each other for our enjoyment. I love that. That's where we're at as a society.

[Anders]

And, Adam, you're saying quasi famous. They're more famous. They're famous.

[Adam Devine]

Well, no, I think the first thing I don't know.

[Anders]

Ray J is famous.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, but who did he fight? That's who we were talking about. He fought the super hot fire guy.

[Blake]

Super hot fire.

[Adam Devine]

The guy from the sketch.

[Anders]

The voice of a generation. If we want to be real.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, super influential sketch, I'm sure.

[Anders]

Super influential sketch.

[Adam Devine]

I'm sure everybody. Okay.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Adam Devine]

Points.

[Blake]

I guess let's explain the sketch because there's people that don't know super.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You think?

[Anders]

We have to, Adam. I feel like they know.

[Adam Devine]

They know.

[Blake]

No, they don't.

[Adam Devine]

If he. If he was on that car, I

[Anders]

think they know him more than they know Martin Maul. And I refuse to explain who.

[Blake]

Martin sure is. Also, like, I think he's been dead for a long time.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, legends never die.

[Blake]

And also if he wasn't, he'd be like 90. So I think that we're talking current age, people. And the super Hot Fire guy. Super hot Martin.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, he started.

[Blake]

Isn't. Isn't probably at the level that most people would know who he is. Blake, please explain. Allegedly. Todd, can we lower my headphones a little bit? Everything, including my. Adam, I'm so loud, dude, maybe your

[Adam Devine]

ears are just on fleek.

[Blake]

That could be my. My ears could be on fleek.

[Adam Devine]

Well, while Adam figures out his thing, the old sketch was a rap battle, like a rap freestyle battle. And this one dude, super hot fire would just hit the guy he was battling with like a pretty, you know, mid tier bar. But then the whole crowd would flip out in a way that he just absolutely annihilated this guy. And he would kind of look to

[Anders]

camera and then he hit him with the gem. Did Jim steal the. Looking at the camera from super hot Fire? Todd.

[Adam Devine]

Todd,

[Blake]

by the way, that was an incredible sketch. It was very. But I don't know if that guy is super famous. Well, to my point, that's why he's quasi famous.

[Anders]

Adam. You wish.

[Adam Devine]

Well, then this was a great career move because he ended up. He ended up knocking out Ray J. Yeah.

[Blake]

Now he's back. That's what I'm saying.

[Anders]

Really? Is he, like, older and jacked?

[Adam Devine]

Yes, Ray J is. Ray J is still in the hospital. He's in the hospital to the top.

[Blake]

No, he isn't.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yes, man. He's laid up, man.

[Anders]

You know what might be one of those procedures where, like, you go in because you got beat up. And then he's also like, we got. I got to get a penile reduction while I'm in here.

[Blake]

While we're here.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, we know we.

[Anders]

Yeah, that take off a few inches. My back's killing me.

[Adam Devine]

We know exactly what he's working with.

[Blake]

Well, dude, his back is killing him because I watched part of it and he has a belly in the way I have a belly, but I'm built to have a belly.

[Anders]

Okay.

[Blake]

Ray J wasn't built for belly.

[Anders]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Blake]

That. That. His. His belly. It didn't look proportional on him. It looked like. It looked like he is a little distended. Like it was. His back was arching. I'm like, that has to be terror on your lower back.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was a ball put on top of his frame. It would be.

[Blake]

When Blake finally gets the belly that we all know is coming at some point, it's just going to.

[Anders]

It's just going to Flop out when it's Miller time. Miller time.

[Adam Devine]

It's not. He's not coming. He's not coming.

[Blake]

What's going to happen is Blake's going to have. It's. He's going to reach the amount of like Coors lights that you can drink as one human can drink. And all of a sudden it's going to finish that Coors light and every

[Anders]

notable just going to level up the banquet of belly.

[Adam Devine]

That number does not exist, brother. That number does not exist. Yeah.

[Anders]

So, so, so super hot fire. Describe his body for me, please.

[Adam Devine]

He was in. He was in better shape.

[Anders]

And how long did they have to get in shape? Like, did they have three months to like, pump iron and like pit bags?

[Blake]

I. I don't know all the details.

[Anders]

I'm gonna hit somebody.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know when you get. I don't know when you sign up, how long you have until you. You have to fight? That's a great question because I assume if we ever signed up to do that, wouldn't you want to know your window to really three of us have

[Anders]

to fight each other?

[Blake]

We're training.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. A three way fight would be. Must see.

[Anders]

We gotta do it actually.

[Blake]

Must ct. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. What we would have to. What we would have to do is fight another threesome. It would have to be a six person brawl.

[Adam Devine]

Like, you ever watch those YouTubes, like, they're like the Russian fights where it's like six on six and then as you start to get knocked out.

[Blake]

I know what you're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Your team doesn't shrink. It's not like one for one. It becomes like six guys against one dude. And it just is a. I like

[Anders]

how it's always like New Jersey versus Poland and you're like, oh, all right. Just New Jersey.

[Blake]

Got it, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know.

[Anders]

I don't know.

[Blake]

I think Poland might have them.

[Anders]

Did the back hair situation. Whoever's got the more back hair always wins those.

[Blake]

Dude, whatever. Like all the. I don't know. UFC that well. This isn't my world. Yeah, but the.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Wherever.

[Blake]

Is it Khabib? Is that the guy's name or is that like a delicious street meat?

[Anders]

It's gotta be both, I think.

[Adam Devine]

I think he's named after the street.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Anders]

Is it a.

[Blake]

Is he. Is he Khabib? Is that the guy I'm thinking of?

[Anders]

Yeah, sure.

[Adam Devine]

I think it's Khabib, right?

[Anders]

Isn't it like Khabib, Is it Super.

[Blake]

I just want to hear you, Khabib.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Well, anyways, wherever that guy's from, it's the scariest place alive. And New Jersey, if. If they just got 10 of those guys and we got the 10 baddest from America. I'm scared. Well, I think America would win because we're pretty dastardly in a fight.

[Adam Devine]

Sure.

[Blake]

But okay, wherever he's from. The street Meat man. Yeah, wherever that guy's from. Because they're just over there. They're different. They're like different.

[Anders]

Adam. That's the word.

[Adam Devine]

It's different. It's different.

[Anders]

They are not different. It is different. And so they are products of the difference.

[Blake]

See, we train in gyms.

[Adam Devine]

We train in gyms. Yes, you are right. They train in rivers. They fight bears. It's like. It's a whole different protocol.

[Anders]

They train in rivers.

[Blake]

Which by the way, you fight a bear. If you train in a river and you're fighting bears, you're gonna beat the guy at Gold's Gym.

[Anders]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, dude.

[Blake]

You're gonna beat him.

[Anders]

Yeah. It's just right.

[Adam Devine]

That's the rules.

[Anders]

He's on creatine. And they're like, we eat rocks.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude. I just eat gravel.

[Anders]

I'm filled with pebbles.

[Blake]

We eat what creatine is. Is made from, which is the guts of salmon.

[Adam Devine]

Fruity pebbles. I eat pebbles that were rolled in fruit juice.

[Anders]

I find. I fight in a river, train in rivers.

[Adam Devine]

I eat aquarium gravel.

[Anders]

What is, by the way? Just. What? Because I've seen people like wrestling bears on the Internet. Where are you pulling the train in rivers? What visuals?

[Adam Devine]

That.

[Blake]

No, I. I think I've seen the video of them, like running across.

[Adam Devine]

I've seen the footage. The bro to get his stamina. Yeah. He just is in a river, like swimming against it, running in it.

[Blake]

Like running against the current.

[Adam Devine]

There's so many workouts you can do in a.

[Anders]

We use what is around us given in nature. Right.

[Adam Devine]

Which is always rocks.

[Blake]

Rocks. Like the functional strength of these guys.

[Anders]

Functional strength.

[Blake]

You can't train that in a gym. There's no going to, you know, a 24 Hour Fitness or an equinox and getting that.

[Adam Devine]

Which maybe that's our business idea. We make a very like nature forward gym that trains you as if you're outdoors. It's almost like a danger room for the.

[Anders]

And this can't be just a outdoors thing.

[Adam Devine]

No, that's.

[Blake]

We gotta man.

[Adam Devine]

Because we want.

[Anders]

It's an indoor gym that trains you like.

[Adam Devine]

Because guess what? There's, you know that influencer. The influencer. Babes. Aren't gonna show up. You want it to, you want to be able to, like, control the strength of the river. And I realized, like, now. Yeah, okay, now we don't have.

[Blake]

Well, you gotta build up, right? You can't, not everyone's a Khabib.

[Adam Devine]

Whatever.

[Anders]

I feel like you're not tapping into an untapped resource here, which is nature, babe. I mean, legs are a little hair.

[Adam Devine]

We're trying to Americanize it. We're trying to, we're trying to make money off of it, and you cannot.

[Anders]

That market's already cornered by very clean gyms with good lighting, and they got that, they got the tripods for your phone everywhere.

[Blake]

Yeah, no, but I, I, I, I understand, I understand both of your points.

[Adam Devine]

Okay?

[Blake]

Okay. And I totally agree on both sides of the fence. I'm like, agreeing with both of you.

[Adam Devine]

But I will say two points.

[Blake]

I will say a usable, functional fitness river.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake]

In a gym. So we can train like goddamn Americans in a gym like Davy, where there's a high protein snacks available, ramen, maybe some energy drinks that'll make our hearts explode. That has to be close by. Okay. We're Americans.

[Anders]

It's just releasing salmon. And then when it gets to the end of the river inside a building, they just take it to the top. They just put back in, goes again. You know what I mean?

[Adam Devine]

That's not, that's not a bad idea, dude.

[Blake]

Well, I'm saying you have the river and then you, you have a little knob, like, you know, regular American style. And then you turn it up once you get more Khabib.

[Anders]

It goes from American all the way

[Blake]

to different to different to wherever the

[Anders]

hell, not us, something else.

[Adam Devine]

Not.

[Anders]

It goes from, it goes from American to not us to different to something

[Adam Devine]

else, to black, white, polka dot. Just don't matter to me.

[Anders]

It ain't us to don't matter. It goes to polka dot, then you know you're in for it because you come out looking like, I don't know, I don't know, something else.

[Blake]

Something else different. Sure, I, Sure. I had a, I moved a dresser last week.

[Adam Devine]

Huh?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Who cares?

[Blake]

Okay. Oh, Jesus.

[Adam Devine]

No, I do.

[Blake]

I'm so offended. I moved to dresser, and it's with my buddy, and he is a strong man, but he's, he does, like, a lot of. He works on a lot of houses. He's like a contractor. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anders]

All right, all right.

[Blake]

I am visibly much stronger than this man. If you were to just say strong. I look stronger. Yeah, I'm definitely more Defined. I bet if we went to the gym, I would lift heavier than him.

[Anders]

Okay.

[Blake]

But then the way he manhandled this dresser.

[Anders]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

Was unreal.

[Anders]

I'm a dude.

[Blake]

I was struggling with this dresser, and he just whipped and nae naed with it.

[Anders]

He moves like a man.

[Blake]

It was different.

[Anders]

I think. I think we covered this because in college, I worked at a liquor store, and we had to, like, be in the back with kegs. And on day one, keg strength, day one, I was like, how am I going to do this? And I watch these other guys just grab them, toss them, stack them like two or three high. And I'm like, what? Maybe not three high. Too high. Definitely, though. And then, like, 10 days in, you just. You have it.

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[Anders]

But your body understands.

[Adam Devine]

It adapts. It completely adds to the party.

[Anders]

And anyway, I cut off Blake. Who's going to tell a better story?

[Blake]

It's science.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, not at all, bro.

[Blake]

Listen, Blake, stories suck just as much as yours. And mine suck. Mine are terrible.

[Adam Devine]

I have no story.

[Anders]

Sometimes you got to have a beginning and a middle, and then the end,

[Adam Devine]

you're like, blake, I have no story of strength.

[Blake]

And you sort of bail and. And, yeah, give it to the homie.

[Anders]

Yeah, you chuck it as a beginning, a middle, and then.

[Adam Devine]

And I pass the mic to Bl. But I don't want a mic.

[Blake]

Don't give me the mic. And I pass the mic to Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well, okay, we can go back to the MMA fighting because we didn't cover all of them.

[Blake]

Where's my snare?

[Adam Devine]

Ray J and Super Hot were kind of like dudes who are a little out of shape. But then there was Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson, who.

[Blake]

Former former NBA stars and still in good shape.

[Anders]

Lance is famously known for blowing in LeBron's ear.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, yes. And doing, like, whenever he hit a three would do, like, a cool guitar celebration.

[Anders]

Yeah, yeah, but, you know, he did that so that he'd be remembered for something Besides blowing in LeBron's ear. But, yeah, yeah, you know, we got it.

[Blake]

You know, that. That was like, a conversation with him and his agent, and they're just pitching ideas, and LA was like, I don't know, maybe I humped the air or something. And then his. His age is like. Like.

[Anders]

Well, we actually recruited a bunch of Second City guys to have some pitches. Here's one.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude, what if I just get down and hump the ground? I think it could be cool, dude.

[Anders]

This guy did air guitar. That's kind of fun.

[Blake]

You did an air guitar. Wait, what you say?

[Anders]

Maybe.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, in the moment when he was blowing in LeBron's ear, I. I mean, it was. It was pretty cool. It was working.

[Blake]

Was it his ear or what? I thought it was his leg.

[Anders]

It might have been it blowing in his leg. Classic.

[Blake]

You know, I like you. He went to, like, tie his shoe,

[Adam Devine]

and then he just, like, no, no. I think they were standing at the line for free throws.

[Anders]

They were leaned over, like, baseball outfielder stance at the free throw line, waiting for a rebound, and he just blew in his ear. And LeBron just kind of, like, shrugs and laughs it off, whereas I feel like I definitely would have been like,

[Adam Devine]

yeah, dude. Though those are the. Like, when you are a sportsman and you play those mind games, an athlete. An athlete. A sportsman.

[Anders]

Is it a sportsman, a hunter?

[Adam Devine]

If you're a ball guy? If you're a ball player, Guys.

[Blake]

Is that what you call athletes? Sportsmans?

[Adam Devine]

If you're one of the, like, the ball. The ball, dude. Guys, I'm telling you, man, that. Mental warfare. I love that. I love it.

[Anders]

Is part of it.

[Adam Devine]

I love villains. I love villains of sports. Like, everybody, like, dream on. Green sucks. It's so good, dude.

[Blake]

You know who my favorite? And then the Clippers had him for a while, and, boy, did I love him when he was a Clipper. Pat Beverly. Patrick Beverly.

[Adam Devine]

He was the worst.

[Anders]

He was a Chicago legend.

[Blake]

The worst.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Remember when he went and grabbed the photographer's camera and, like, made, like, the referee look at, like, it was. There's just moments that are just.

[Blake]

Yeah. He was a true lunatic and, like, such a pesk, too. Like, he. He was just, like, get all up in their grill.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake]

Like, just on defense.

[Anders]

Just like an amazing defense of flair.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Anders]

He wears you down, but in a way. In a way that you respect it.

[Adam Devine]

Right?

[Blake]

Right?

[Anders]

Yeah. He's not throwing wild arms and, like, kicking people in the nuts like some Warriors Blazer.

[Blake]

Yes. Draymond's ass.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, man. Stomping chest.

[Blake]

Yeah, dude, He's. He's wild. He's wild.

[Adam Devine]

He is. He's insane. If you watch all Draymond Green's, like, super flagrant plays back to back to back to back to back to back

[Anders]

to back to back.

[Blake]

Oh, it's dastardly.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my gosh. It's crazy.

[Anders]

You just want to have a sit down and go, you good?

[Blake]

He's not good.

[Adam Devine]

All right. It looks like a. Jason. Jason Statham, like, real dude.

[Blake]

He's always. He's always about to fight someone yeah.

[Anders]

His own teammates.

[Blake]

Did you see the thing with Shaq and. No. Charles Barkley and Draymond on inside the NBA?

[Adam Devine]

No, please.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah. There was, like, a real tense situation.

[Adam Devine]

What?

[Blake]

Basically, Charles Barkley was saying, like, these players are getting too old in the NBA, and you're hanging on. You're making all this money, essentially, and you got to know when it's time to go. And Draymond obviously took offense to that, and he says, well, none of us want to look like Charles Barkley on the Rockets. You're a stupid. And he goes to Shaq and Kenny, like. You know what I mean? And Shaq and Kenny was like, ah, I think you gotta explain that one.

[Anders]

I'm a dumbass.

[Blake]

And then it was just heated, where he was just kind of going off on Charles and saying, like, in so many words. He was like, you wouldn't know what it's like to compete at the highest level. When you're winning championships, you're always trying to run it back.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Blake]

And it got real heated.

[Anders]

And Charles has never won a championship, right?

[Blake]

No, that's his.

[Anders]

But it's regarded. It would be regarded as a better basketball player then Draymond Green.

[Blake]

Then Draymond.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, yeah, Right.

[Anders]

Charles is one of the 75, right? The one they did that like.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah.

[Anders]

And I don't know if Draymond was right.

[Blake]

I don't think Draymond was.

[Adam Devine]

Was what?

[Blake]

On one of the 75.

[Anders]

That list of 75 greatest that they did.

[Blake]

Greatest when they made it.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know that he is. Because he is such, like, a niche player in that He's a defensive specialist.

[Blake]

Yeah, right.

[Anders]

But Rodman for sure was on that list.

[Adam Devine]

Was he?

[Anders]

Wouldn't he have been?

[Blake]

Oh, he has to be.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know.

[Anders]

The. The worm. Was he the worm?

[Blake]

Yes, he was the worm.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, of course, the worm.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Anders]

I know my sportsman.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, sure, dude. That sports ball dude.

[Blake]

I know Ders knows a sportsman, but then always asks. But it's always. It's usually right when he's asked.

[Anders]

I say. I say. I make a statement and then hang a little right on the question mark.

[Blake]

On it.

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[Blake]

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[Adam Devine]

I guess. While we're on the basketball subject, are you guys freaking pumped that the New York Knicks are in the finals? I'm. I'm kind of hyped on that.

[Anders]

I think it's good for America.

[Blake]

I like.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, yes.

[Blake]

Yeah, I think it's cool. But you know what? And this is. This isn't gonna go over well. This isn't gonna go over well, whoever they play.

[Adam Devine]

Mm.

[Blake]

I wanted to go seven games, okay. But if New York is just heartbroken and they don't get it bad for America, I don't know if it's bad for America.

[Anders]

It's bad for America, man.

[Blake]

It's science. I don't know.

[Anders]

We need this.

[Blake]

You're not from New York.

[Anders]

This is gonna heal. This is gonna heal.911. This is gonna like.

[Adam Devine]

I knew you were gonna say. You say that every time I do. You're always like, this is gonna heal. 911.

[Blake]

911 has been long enough at this point. I don't know if this will be.

[Anders]

We got a pet. I said, Honey, 911. She goes, all right, okay, I'm allergic.

[Adam Devine]

I'm allergic, but okay, I'm super allergic to dogs. But if it's going to heal 911,

[Anders]

if you sneeze, you might knock another building down.

[Blake]

And I like New York. And I like the east coast, but

[Adam Devine]

I've seen that T shirt, actually. I like New York. That's the saying, right?

[Blake]

I like New York.

[Anders]

I like.

[Blake]

I like it a lot.

[Anders]

I like New York.

[Blake]

No one is. No one is more annoying than East Coast Sports fans hold up. I mean, they're the most annoying.

[Adam Devine]

I mean. Yeah. Coming from a person who has never lived on the East Coast, I do agree with that, that statement.

[Anders]

What I'll say is that they're the biggest sports fans, which I love.

[Adam Devine]

I have love for that.

[Blake]

I, I like, I also love that.

[Anders]

Right. Because if you compare them to like an LA Dodgers fan, there's a lot of die hard Dodgers, but there's also a lot of like, let me just dust off this Dodger hat that I got out last year and go to my game and.

[Blake]

Sure, yeah, but there's so many. The same Yankee fans, the same thing as Yankee fans and people just wear Yankee hats.

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[Anders]

I don't think so. I think it means a whole other thing there. No, I think it's.

[Blake]

No, no.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I, I see your argument. Well, there's IP Freely. I mean there's transplants in, in New York. But when we're speaking of the east coast, like a lot of the east coast has really annoying fans. It's not just New York.

[Blake]

That's exactly right.

[Anders]

But that's something they give a. They care.

[Adam Devine]

I know they do. They do.

[Blake]

I know they wear their heart. They totally get that. They care.

[Anders]

I think they care. And if they win, I think they care.

[Blake]

I think that exciting. I think that's exciting.

[Adam Devine]

I would be hyped.

[Blake]

But watching this shot of Madison Square Garden, if they lose the amount of like you, you, here's what I.

[Anders]

Here's what I fear. They lose. We're going to see a police horse on fire running through Manhattan.

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[Adam Devine]

Is it real?

[Anders]

God.

[Blake]

Well, you're right.

[Anders]

We're going to see it on fire. They're going to turn the camera. They're going to. Then we're just going to see it get upside down, legs in the air, bro. Ribs open, flames coming from within. They're gonna turn it into a cauldron

[Adam Devine]

like the movie Crawl. I love that.

[Blake]

Yeah.

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[Blake]

No, you're right. Yeah. Well, maybe they have to win.

[Anders]

Obviously. Jalen Brunson is a star, right? He's obviously a star. He's got this team on his shoulders. What he's done has been unfucking real.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He's a great ball sports.

[Anders]

Especially that game where they made the comeback.

[Blake]

I do really like the team. I think they're awesome.

[Anders]

But are they lacking star power?

[Blake]

Absolutely. Well, I mean, we'll find out.

[Anders]

It seems like the team, like what were the teams that won when Jordan went to go play baseball?

[Blake]

No, The Rockets think it was.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, the Houston Rockets, probably.

[Blake]

Yeah. They. They won twice.

[Anders]

And who they have.

[Adam Devine]

They had Hakeem Elijah.

[Blake]

Hakeem the Dream. They. They also had Clyde Drexler at some point.

[Anders]

Oh, really?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And. Oh, Kenny the Jet Smith, of course. From NBA.

[Blake]

Interesting.

[Adam Devine]

NBA.

[Anders]

Interesting.

[Adam Devine]

From NBA.

[Blake]

From NBA.

[Anders]

From NBA.

[Adam Devine]

He's my favorite ball sports

[Anders]

and. And heart. Right.

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[Adam Devine]

These are Kevin Hart.

[Anders]

Kevin Hart.

[Blake]

Yeah, Kevin Hart. He was real young, but he was there.

[Anders]

No, no. What's his name? Hart. I don't know. His last name's Heart, though, right?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Josh Hart. Josh Hart on the Knicks.

[Anders]

Also one of the funniest memes or gifs of all time.

[Adam Devine]

He's a very meme. Oh, yeah. Is it the one word that the ball. And he just goes, does the NBA has the best memes?

[Anders]

Well, you can see their faces.

[Blake]

Yeah, well, the NBA has the best memes, and also the NBA has the best highlight reels.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Blake]

You know what I mean? It's just very much.

[Anders]

What do you mean? Just like the dunks.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Electric.

[Anders]

Nice. Tonight's dunks.

[Adam Devine]

It's just electric.

[Blake]

And then it could just. It's quicker. You know, there's a touchdown and a cool run.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Blake]

But there might be two of those a game.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders]

Sometimes I like to watch a baseball just sail, you know, and I'm like, is someone gonna catch it or just gonna kind of bounce around in the stands and someone gonna grab it? I don't know. You never know.

[Adam Devine]

I will say, while we're being super sportsy, because I love sports, I do feel bad that you saying, like, NBA is the best. Highly highlights and all that right now. The. The NHL has also been cooking at the same exact time. Like, hockey has been just as dope on these nights, but it's just like people don't give a. I went to

[Blake]

a. I. I mean, this is a few weeks ago now, but I went to a Ducks Anaheim Ducks playoff home

[Adam Devine]

game, and it was at the pond.

[Blake]

Incredible, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I've never been to a playoff hockey game. And though I've been to a few

[Anders]

hockey games, it's almost all knuckle pucks.

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[Blake]

Awesome. It's constant flying bees.

[Anders]

Yeah. Just to like. I'm not trying to flex about what I know about hockey and sport sporting.

[Blake]

Yeah. Sports ball.

[Anders]

But it's a lot of knuckle bucks.

[Adam Devine]

But also the. The team he is citing is the team from that movie.

[Anders]

That's right, Blake.

[Blake]

Which, by the way, it makes me love them so much more.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I. I was Talking to my buddy who very much doesn't like them. And his reason for, like, not liking them is the Disney movie, the Mighty Ducks.

[Anders]

That's crazy.

[Adam Devine]

See, what the hell?

[Blake]

He was like. He was like, dude, they're not a real hockey team. They were based on a Disney kids movie.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And he's like, our age. So I'm like, yeah, yeah, dude. Yeah. He's named after this kick ass kids movie that we all grew up on.

[Adam Devine]

His parents wouldn't buy him the sick hat.

[Anders]

Or an alcoholic coach.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. Gets busted. Right. Because you get a dui. Yeah.

[Blake]

You get a dui, drives limo out

[Adam Devine]

onto the lake, an alcoholic lawyer. Right. Isn't there a whole. I feel like I just watched it and there's like a pretty big part of the movie is like his. What he has to do at work. Am I tripping or.

[Blake]

No, no. It's very quickly.

[Adam Devine]

He gets a dui, he never goes to court.

[Anders]

I think you're thinking of Charles Bronson movie.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I am, yeah.

[Anders]

That's Death Wish. He keeps being like, and does this work for you, boss?

[Adam Devine]

85% of the movie. 85% of Death Wish is him building, like an apartment complex. It's fucking crazy.

[Anders]

How was it not.

[Blake]

How did you. How did you. I mean, I don't think I've ever seen Death Wish. How did you mistake the Mighty Ducks for Death Wish?

[Anders]

Because he just is talking way about the job and Death Wish is more about the job instead of, like, him like, killing street punks or whatever.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Adam Devine]

There are two movies.

[Blake]

Why are those that I.

[Adam Devine]

Because I recall. But I just. For some reason, both those movies sticking out in my mind as movies where I just remember the dudes had the job.

[Anders]

That's why he brought a gun to a Mighty Ducks game one time. He's like, oh, guys, wrong movie.

[Adam Devine]

That's sudden death.

[Blake]

Sorry.

[Anders]

Oops.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, you have to watch Death Wish, man. No, actually, you don't think it's called Death to me?

[Blake]

I'm like, why? Sorry? Why the Mighty Ducks and Death Wish? Wouldn't it be like, I also was thinking of Little Giants or another kid's sports movie?

[Anders]

No, Adam, we just explained this because he's talking about how Emilio Estevez's story was way more about, like, the work backstory as opposed to the hockey. And in Death Wish, there's a lot of the movie dedicated to his job as an architect instead of just killing bad guys, when the movie should just be him killing bad guys. And then it's like back at the office and you're like, why are. No one cares about the office.

[Blake]

Okay, I see what you're saying.

[Adam Devine]

And also, Adam, my stepdad's. My stepdad would say if we watch Mighty Ducks, we have to watch Death Notice as soon as it ends. It's a double feature. That's the only way.

[Anders]

Double feature.

[Adam Devine]

That's the only way I was allowed

[Blake]

to watch the amount of double features I watched as a kid.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, the little back to back double feature.

[Anders]

I forgot you grew up in the 70s.

[Blake]

No, we would. I mean, just. It would be like at home. And that's exactly what would happen.

[Anders]

Is that a double feature? Just watching more tv.

[Blake]

Two movies, if you. If you call it. It's. It's. It's a double feature film.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, if you brand it it. Absolutely, man.

[Blake]

We would watch Saturday, the whole family.

[Anders]

What are you talking about? That's just Saturday.

[Adam Devine]

I. I can explain it as well. He's talking about double feature. At home, when you would buy the Ernest Goes to Camp dvd, it came with Ernest Goes to Jail. It's a double feature. You flip the dvd.

[Blake]

What would happen in the divine household is we would watch the first movie with the family. That was a family movie. You usually one that my mom was excited to watch with my sister.

[Anders]

And they'd go out and play and you'd be in your wheelchair and you'd be like, God damn it, I got to watch.

[Blake]

Then they would go to bed, and then my dad and I would watch whatever. Demolition man or some R rated action.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude. That's when we would really settle.

[Blake]

That's when the wheels came off, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Go get the popcorn.

[Anders]

But have you guys ever been to a double feature? A double feature in the movies? Like a legit. Like, hey, I'm going to a double feature.

[Blake]

Well, it's legit. You can legit go to a double feature in your basement. Just saying. But I understand what you're saying.

[Anders]

I'm just trying to move on from your fantasy of the fact that you've been to a double feature having just watched television at home.

[Blake]

Was it. Was it television? It was a movie. It was a rented movie from Hollywood Video.

[Anders]

On what? And what did you watch it on? Oh, what did you watch it on?

[Blake]

Freaking see on a. A giant monitor.

[Anders]

Oh, a monitor. What is that a lizard? You watched it on television?

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Anders]

Okay. And I'm just. I'm wondering, have you ever gone to a double feature at a movie theater?

[Adam Devine]

What were double features? These were like movie theaters. You would buy a billing where they'd

[Anders]

go, hey, it's two movies starring whoever. Or it'd be like, like two car chase movies back to back. Or they'd have two movies that had nothing to do with each other, but they would like.

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

I don't even recall that being an option at Brendan Theater.

[Anders]

That's why I jokingly said I forgot Adam grew up in the 70s cuz it was kind of. They were like, oh, I guess you could just do this at home.

[Blake]

It was a thing. When D was a kid, I saw

[Anders]

Mary Poppins and Sound of Music back to back at the grind house, the music. I did watch Grindhouse, the. The double feature, but that was about it.

[Adam Devine]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

It's. They've made movies too long. You don't want to watch a two. Two and a half hour movies and then you're there for five hours on

[Anders]

the big screen on a tv.

[Adam Devine]

For sure. Yeah, I don't.

[Anders]

You don't. Hey, Todd, Todd, can we get that sound bite chopped out there of Blake saying I don't.

[Blake]

I don't fuck.

[Anders]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

Well, that's just not true.

[Anders]

But sure surprised you're not right now, bud.

[Blake]

I remember sneaking into a movie and, and having that be a double feature. Like being a high school kid and then you go to one movie and then again.

[Anders]

Again, Adam, you're just describing watching things back to back as opposed to like

[Blake]

when they said yeah to me, I called it a double feature.

[Adam Devine]

But also as someone who works if

[Anders]

I poop a little bit and then I poop a little bit more. Well that's called the double feature.

[Adam Devine]

That's a double doo doo.

[Blake]

You couldn't call it that too.

[Adam Devine]

As a guy who worked at the movie theater, Adam, that what you were doing is illegal. You purchase a ticket for one movie and you want to watch another movie, you have to exit the theater, purchase that ticket and go back.

[Blake]

Dude. Oh, dude, that's that just hearing you say that. You were such a. In high school, weren't you?

[Adam Devine]

And I. And, and I can show you photos. I had a vest, Adam.

[Anders]

I feel like if he had his theater vest on, you would take them more seriously.

[Adam Devine]

You would. Yeah, you would respect my authority.

[Blake]

See, you would come over with your little afro and you would say something like that to me.

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[Anders]

No, he'd squeeze me to be funny and disarm you.

[Blake]

So salty.

[Adam Devine]

Excuse me, Excuse me. What school do you go to? Oh, I don't recognize you from Clayton Valley. You must be one of those YV kids.

[Anders]

Dude, yv, why The YV stands for Yerba. What's that stand for?

[Adam Devine]

The Ignatio Valley.

[Blake]

I went to the. The Bay Area music festival Bottle Rock this past weekend.

[Adam Devine]

We're in the bottle.

[Blake]

I would do bottle rock.

[Anders]

You beat any girls up?

[Blake]

Hung out with your boy George kittle of the 49ers fame.

[Anders]

How's he healing up?

[Blake]

Yeah, he was walking all over the place.

[Adam Devine]

He seemed.

[Blake]

He seemed good. He's in good spirits. He was in Iowa. Hawkeye. So we have that in common. Me being actually from Iowa and Blake claims it for no reason season. He had an aunt that lived there once.

[Adam Devine]

I mean I'm. I'm. I'm not born nor raised there. I am from there. Where I'm from, it's. It's a big deal.

[Anders]

Wrestling.

[Blake]

Okay. Well anyways, so hung out with him for a while. It was.

[Adam Devine]

It was a.

[Blake]

It was a fun weekend. Dude. I. But I realized I can't party by the. By the second day. Diarrhea. Diarrhea.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. God, how hard are we going the cause of.

[Blake]

From just drinking too much. Really?

[Anders]

And is it. Is it wine? Cuz it's called like Bottle Rock. Right. So is it just like it.

[Blake]

It is. People are drinking wine. But no, I was drinking tequila and

[Anders]

out of the bottle.

[Blake]

It was 12 to 14 hour days. Like music festival.

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[Blake]

There all day into the night.

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[Adam Devine]

You have to pace yourself.

[Blake]

10. I would say 10 to 12 hour days. And it was just a lot and by. And I never was too drunk because you're walking around so much and you

[Adam Devine]

know it's a music and you had things to do.

[Anders]

I do like Adam. Like I was never too drunk. I want to see the footage.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Anders]

I want people's opinion of what you just said. I wasn't too drunk. Adam Devine was bliss.

[Adam Devine]

This isn't your first time here. Your first time was when you. When you punted the damn lobster roll on the little girl.

[Blake]

I didn't punt it. I threw it into the crowd.

[Anders]

Spiked it. It spiked it.

[Adam Devine]

Did you 360 slam like a soft shell crab on a infant this time or what? What happened?

[Blake]

We there. There was nothing dastardly. They kind of I think paired the food with me knowing I'm probably going to throw something out to where it's not going to be too gross.

[Anders]

A new word.

[Blake]

So it was a corn dog covered in caviar.

[Adam Devine]

Ooh.

[Blake]

It was a street taco.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake]

It was like a medley. And then it was a. Oh, here's the D. I'm.

[Anders]

I'm like waiting for it.

[Blake]

Miramoto, he, he was a, I think a 15 foot long sushi roll that we all rolled up together and then we cut up and then we threw chunks in the audience and it was delicious.

[Adam Devine]

So you threw in the audience?

[Blake]

I did, dude. I kid and I threw corn dogs in the audience. But it was, it was fine. People were catching it this time.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders]

Oh, so you're saying that the person you hit before just can't catch it was her fault? No, no, no, no, that's not that.

[Blake]

No, it didn't, it didn't make it to her. And that's interesting. And I, I, yeah, I will say it is a little her fault. I wish you could also like get out of the way, you know, and

[Anders]

maybe it was like genetics. Like the, the mom didn't pass down catching genes. So it's almost maybe her fault.

[Blake]

So here's what happened. Quick recap for the people that don't remember. I threw a lobster roll in the audience. That cover that was covered with like a whole giant tin of caviar and it was like a several pounds lobster roll in this huge loaf of bread.

[Anders]

Beefy.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I looked up the picture the other day. It's hilarious.

[Anders]

It's huge.

[Blake]

It's larger than a football. And they wanted it. The crowd wanted it. It's high up there. And so I climbed down on to a speaker and I go to throw it and this girl's like, I'll catch it. I'll catch it. But as I threw it, it spun and it spun and it dump and hosed. These girls and I think they got gifted. I think they got. Got free tickets or, or, or at least a hooded sweatshirt from Boston Reunited and.

[Anders]

Yes, and the mom came for you.

[Blake]

But she should have caught it. She should have. Yeah, the mom did come in my DMs. It got pretty bad.

[Adam Devine]

Water under the bridge.

[Anders]

It's a lobster roll under the brim.

[Blake]

You know, was. It wasn't. I didn't mean for that to happen. But this time. This time, yes. I think it was all fair game to throw in the crowd. It wasn't anything that was.

[Anders]

Cuz they know. They know you are dastardly.

[Adam Devine]

Our people are showing up like it's a, like it's a guar concert. They got shows.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then.

[Blake]

And I was with a cool crew. It was Phil Rosenthal from some Everybody Feeds Phil or whatever his show is called. But Everybody Loves Raymond co created Everybody Loves Raymond. But he has a food show show. A food show. That's something I Don't really watch those type of shows, but I think it's on Netflix. Somebody feed Phil.

[Adam Devine]

Somebody.

[Blake]

Something like that. Somebody just feed this guy.

[Anders]

By the way, when you create a show and you're so rich that you're like, and now I'm going to fly around the world, and people are going to film me eating, and they go, eat, eating. Yeah, we don't really need that. He's like, I'll give it to you for free. And they go, well, we'll put it on.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake]

Somebody feed Phil. Yeah, that's what it's called. It's on Netflix.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Blake]

And then. And then it was Uncle Jesse.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

From Full House. John Stamos.

[Adam Devine]

That's. You guys got to have some quality time.

[Anders]

Real bro down.

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[Blake]

We bro down. Yeah. He's a good guy.

[Adam Devine]

Was it a pretty natural fit, you two? Were you guys like, well, we got two drummers. Yeah. Yeah.

[Blake]

And then, of course, TRA Cool was host. He was hosting the whole event.

[Adam Devine]

Well, we love Trey. Trey's a great dude.

[Anders]

Is it his event?

[Blake]

Yeah, this. He hosted this show. So. Yeah, this one of the days was his event.

[Anders]

I was. If it was his fest. I don't know if, like, he throws. No, no, no, no.

[Blake]

He does.

[Adam Devine]

He does.

[Blake]

Oh, and Fred Armisen dressed as a Ramon.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, cool.

[Blake]

Yeah, it was quite the crew, the man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's a really cool crew.

[Blake]

And then John Stamos and Trey Cool get on the drums, and they're giving a real funky beat.

[Anders]

Oh, yeah.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Blake]

And I kind of didn't want to just throw food in the audience the whole time.

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[Blake]

So the beat, obviously, there could have been some scouts in the audience, so I knew that I had to, like, dring my good stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake]

And I'm dancing, but also I'm hurting because I have been walking around this festival for a long time, but at the end, I couldn't help myself, and I threw. I threw myself into a jazz, and it didn't go.

[Anders]

I thought you were gonna say you got on the drums and did your. Your 16 bars or whatever you have, but you did the jazz splits, Adam.

[Blake]

I did the jazz splits.

[Adam Devine]

And the crowd roared.

[Anders]

You can't. Isaac has to be with you at all times now. You're gonna die.

[Blake]

It didn't go as great. Usually I could just fall into a jazz splits. I got stuck. I went half. I went halfway down and just goes. And it didn't go any further.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you ain't dropping as low as you used to.

[Blake]

No, I couldn't. I couldn't physically. I was so sad. I wanted to stretch.

[Anders]

Now, what if you worked on your flexibility to make it a thing that you could do for a while?

[Blake]

Yeah, I need to. I need to get back on my

[Anders]

flexibility so that like, even when you get really old and you walk slow secretly, you know, you've been like stretching for it. And so you walk slow and then you just drop down into it and everyone loses their.

[Blake]

Well, that's where I am now. Do that kind of old walk slow.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders]

Let's work on the.

[Blake]

Feet were killing me. Feet were killing me.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Anders]

Well, what are you wearing? Are you in vans? What's happening?

[Blake]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I. I wore. I wore some Nike's running shoes. This is the way.

[Anders]

Nike running shoes.

[Blake]

I shouldn't have worn the Nike running shoes. Those are kind of my go to shoes.

[Adam Devine]

Do they. Yeah, I think maybe New Balance.

[Anders]

Dude, you need some giant hokas with just the huge bulbous bottoms.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah.

[Anders]

Get your Brooks on. Get your Brooks on.

[Blake]

I like the Brooks. I like Brooks.

[Anders]

Go through an airport.

[Adam Devine]

You need to go in the. Does the walking company still exist? You guys remember that place?

[Anders]

Do you have a cricket spot? Maybe that.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe that was.

[Anders]

Adam and I were like, well, well, I'm not sure what he's talking about.

[Adam Devine]

That was only in one mall in Costa Mesa.

[Blake]

I kind of know what you're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

And I felt like it was a high end com. Like walking shoe. Like old man shoe.

[Anders]

Yeah, I guess that makes sense.

[Blake]

Well, I need. I need it like those sketchers. Like those slip on sketchers, the commercials. And it's. It's like.

[Anders]

Yes.

[Blake]

I don't. Who does those commercials?

[Anders]

How long. How long is like it's first class for your feet.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Anders]

Oh, love those.

[Blake]

I'm starting to understand that now. Now, because the way my feet were hurting and it was just a two. It was just two days.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I need to strap into some orthopedic sketches.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. I mean, I'm. I'm down to like, let's flip the switch. Yeah.

[Blake]

Let's start rocking. Embrace it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And maybe we. Maybe we start a trend. Who knows, man? What if we really start rocking super orthopedic shoes?

[Anders]

I think it's happened. I think it already.

[Blake]

I think it's already. Well, by the way, the trend is just we're old now and that feels good on your feet.

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[Blake]

We're not starting a trend.

[Adam Devine]

No, man, I want, I want, I want to.

[Anders]

Dude, there's like young. There's young, like cool rappers who are getting, like, Saucony and Brooks like collaborations now. Like, it's okay.

[Blake]

Well, it. That's because their feet hurt when they're doing their concerts and they finally admitted that to themselves.

[Adam Devine]

That is cool, man.

[Blake]

They. They were like yacht, yacht, yacht, yacht. And all the jumping, all the jumping up and down.

[Adam Devine]

Schoolboy.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah.

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[Anders]

This is like a Crocs generation. Like, these are the people who are 10 and 20 years younger than us. They grew up on Crocs and now they're putting on Nikes and they're like, I'm sorry, what is this? Toe box?

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[Blake]

Crocs.

[Adam Devine]

And, and forgive me, that I don't know. Are Crocs good for your, your feet?

[Blake]

I think they're supposed to be really cool.

[Anders]

Yeah, because they're wide. By the way, I'm wearing, I'm wearing a joke. Not even a joke, but a very funny pair of Crocs right now.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, can we see them?

[Blake]

You wear Crocs? I did not know this.

[Anders]

I don't wear Crocs, but I have these.

[Blake]

No, you currently are.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

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[Blake]

Are you kidding? I don't wear them.

[Adam Devine]

I would love to show you what I'm wearing next. And I, I, I think Anna's going to be pretty hyped on shoes.

[Blake]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Anders]

I mean, come on.

[Blake]

The fact that you said, I'm, I don't wear Crocs, but then are currently wearing those is very telling. Yeah, that's so very.

[Anders]

These are something else. I saw these online and I was like, done.

[Adam Devine]

That's New York Knicks, bro. You could be.

[Blake]

That is not New York Knicks.

[Adam Devine]

That's Wuang clan. Come on, bro.

[Blake]

No, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

That's giving wabe to me.

[Anders]

No Wuang cl. This is yacht club clan, dude.

[Blake]

That is, that is a Portland trailblazer is what that is.

[Adam Devine]

I could guarantee you if that shoe was available Raekwon the chef would be rocking those. Dude, those look. Those. Those look tough.

[Anders]

I mean, after seeing that, I had them, probably.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. And here's what I'm bringing to the table. I got this re. Sandal that, you know, isn't as dirty. Dirty as you'd think, but I am always wearing them.

[Anders]

You know what? It's funny.

[Adam Devine]

I'm always wearing them. They never come off.

[Anders]

And it's funny you should say, I got the same damn pair.

[Adam Devine]

Ah, they are good.

[Blake]

I wish. I wish I had mine close because you guys are laughing and.

[Adam Devine]

So we're not wearing yours.

[Blake]

Dude, you guys are laughing and kind of making fun. No, sir. I don't like. I actually wear my reef sandals.

[Anders]

Y' all do. That's why we said we wore them in the commercial, dudes.

[Adam Devine]

That's why mine are on. I just took mine off my feet.

[Blake]

I'm not.

[Adam Devine]

But you also are live a more aquatic lifestyle than me. I'm a very dry guy.

[Blake]

You are a dry guy.

[Anders]

Desert rat.

[Adam Devine]

So thong. Thongs or flip flops aren't really necessary for me because I'm not around water.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah. Crickets. You have a cricket button.

[Adam Devine]

But with that said, I wear that. I wear the. Out of these things, man.

[Anders]

Good. And you know what? And you know, it's funny. I'll be honest. I don't wear them that much. But when I go to a party and someone goes, oh, where's the bottle? Up. And I go, look down.

[Blake]

Look on the bottom of my shoe.

[Anders]

And they go, dick is out. My dick is out. And then I go. And they go, whoa. And I go even further. And then they look and they see.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe you could open it with this and.

[Anders]

Exactly. And then they go, well, why was your dick out? And I go, well, that's for me, but here you go. This is for you. This is a quote. Absolutely.

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[Anders]

Wasn't that drunk. Wasn't that.

[Adam Devine]

There you go, man.

[Blake]

Bro, Bro.

[Adam Devine]

Been there.

[Blake]

Well, no, I was. I was good and drunk at the festival, but.

[Anders]

Buzzing.

[Adam Devine]

Hope so.

[Anders]

You're buzzing, buddy.

[Adam Devine]

Were you the only one partying or was.

[Blake]

No, no, no. We were all part partying. Yeah. It was a good. It was a very fun.

[Anders]

I mean, based on everything I've seen about homeboy with the long blonde hair who plays in the 49ers, his name is.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Geor. Of course.

[Anders]

He looks like he's having the best time of his life. He's at, like, Wrestlemania, just slamming. Putting him back every time I See him making it a appearance. He's getting it in.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He has a crazy energy.

[Blake]

He's a good time. He has a crazy good time guy.

[Anders]

By the way, speaking of not remembering his name right there. Today I dropped my kid off at preschool. There's four teachers. I go at least three days a week, I'm dropping them off and I say, hey, good morning all the teachers and the kids. And then I go, get off me, you're a monster. Teacher rolls up on me and goes, hey, we have a quiz. And I go, well, I'm going to pass. I'm going to fail this, this. And she goes, do you know our names?

[Adam Devine]

Ooh, that is so up.

[Anders]

And I go, that is cruel.

[Adam Devine]

Pull him from school.

[Anders]

I instantly go. I instantly go, yeah, new school. I go, no, no, I don't know your name. I don't know the parents. I don't know these kids. I don't. I'm bad with names. And I go. And then, and then I go home and I tell Emma. She's like, what? Says it has the same reaction as you. And she goes, who said it? And I was like, Like, I don't know.

[Blake]

It's science. There's no way to tell.

[Anders]

We're.

[Adam Devine]

We gotta line them up.

[Blake]

Well then you described her. Did you Broke it down.

[Adam Devine]

Giant, supple, huge floppy dog. Who.

[Anders]

What the curve. I call in my mind. I call her Lady Curbs. No, I just was like, Emma. I don't know. That's the whole thing.

[Adam Devine]

Dang, that is crazy. Why did they do that to you?

[Anders]

But I'm so bad with names.

[Adam Devine]

So am I. I'm terrible. I just, I. I know nothing.

[Anders]

We just talked about George Kittle and I'm like, about that.

[Blake]

Yeah, this, this guy that lives directly. I just took my kid to the park and I just was on the way home and this guy introduced himself to me. Said his name.

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[Adam Devine]

You said.

[Blake]

I shook his hand. He's like, I live right across the street. Our kids are the exact same age, like born within weeks of each other. He's like, we should get these kids together. I'm like, dude, that's a awesome idea. And he's like, yeah, right on. Like, wow.

[Anders]

Oh, cool. Daddy swears.

[Blake]

Then he said his name.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And I'm like, oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I thought he would be like, put my. Put my name in your phone.

[Anders]

Like, no.

[Blake]

But then we walk, we walk home and my dad, My dad goes, how so are you gonna hang out with that guy? And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah. We should get those kids together. And he's like, what was his name? No recollection.

[Adam Devine]

Crickets is a baby.

[Blake]

Zero recollection of that guy.

[Anders]

Don Trellis.

[Blake]

Tyler, maybe. I don't know.

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[Blake]

Could be.

[Anders]

What was the name we came up with on Don Tyler?

[Adam Devine]

Wait, did you meet Don. To her? The. The. The rapper?

[Anders]

What was the name we came up with on the Workaholics episode where we were like. We just improvised every time?

[Adam Devine]

Heisen, Rip Bauer.

[Anders]

Jake Heisen. Rip Bauer.

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[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders]

Nice poll. I can't remember names.

[Adam Devine]

I got that.

[Blake]

Wow. I can't remember.

[Adam Devine]

I remember fictional names. I.

[Anders]

But we did a different one every time, and I think we. We settled on Jake Heisenber.

[Adam Devine]

I also do not remember names at all. And I know this about myself. And all it would really take is me actually listening to people at that point in the conversation. Arguably the most important part, just the very beginning when you're meeting them. But I just. I don't know where my head is at that point. Like, I'm trying to remember my name or some.

[Blake]

Like, you're probably trying to think of something clever to say next. Yeah, I'm like, you know, you're kind of gearing up. Zip, zap, zapping. But you're not listening. Listening.

[Adam Devine]

No, you gotta listen.

[Anders]

I'm watching. I'm busy watching them not remember my name. That's what it is. I say my name, I go, Anders. And I watch them go. And it is already gone. It is already.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Anders]

I didn't even hear it.

[Adam Devine]

Not a real name.

[Anders]

You're honored.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Anders]

What a blessing to meet you as well.

[Adam Devine]

Sir, the honors.

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[Blake]

What do you. How badly do people up your name Anders Do? Because there's a world where people have never heard the name Anders.

[Anders]

Do you have an hour?

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah.

[Blake]

And you're. And you go by Anders.

[Adam Devine]

It's not an American name, that's for damn sure.

[Blake]

And I know it bothers me when people get your name wrong when people say Anders, it bothers me. It pisses me the off.

[Anders]

You don't even like that you're saying it right now.

[Blake]

And it should.

[Adam Devine]

Shouldn't.

[Blake]

It shouldn't. Because it's your name. But I. You know, I love you, dude. And the fact that you have to deal with that every day of your life.

[Adam Devine]

Autumn.

[Blake]

I'm sorry about that.

[Anders]

You know what, though? I'm going to Stockholm, Sweden, in a few weeks.

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[Blake]

Oh, my God.

[Anders]

Tables are gonna turn if. If anyone is named David or Zach there. I'm beating them up. And then when the Swedish people ask me, I'm gonna go, well, their names are just like, regular, regular. They'll go, oh, okay, cool. Let's do this.

[Blake]

Yeah. What is a Swedish accent? Oh, okay.

[Anders]

It's just. It's just America. They just speak very good English, like, super pronounced.

[Blake]

No, don't.

[Adam Devine]

Today.

[Blake]

Don't say.

[Anders]

Yeah. They have a melodic up and down kind of like.

[Adam Devine]

Is that true or is it just that. Is it just that Swedish Chef?

[Blake]

It's like, well, I mean, don't explain it. Give us a little taste.

[Anders]

I don't know how to do it.

[Adam Devine]

The Swedish chip. You know how to do it.

[Blake]

A little taste bit.

[Anders]

Well, I think Blake's covering it pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

Gave it to you this.

[Anders]

It's like, it.

[Blake]

It.

[Adam Devine]

They kind of talk like, Swedish Chef.

[Blake]

Up and down like that a little bit.

[Anders]

Yeah, truly.

[Adam Devine]

Just the.

[Anders]

I think that that is true. Like, in the 70s, I do think in 2026, for example, and.

[Blake]

And they don't speak, like, just.

[Anders]

I'm telling you, dude, it is crazy. We went to Norway two years ago, and I'm at the tourist place, like, waiting to get this pamphlet to go see a fjord, and I'm like, two people back from the woman who's, like, helping everybody, and she's like, yeah, and if you want to go here, this is, like, super cool. Da, da, da. And I go, oh, this is fucking cool. Like, they got, like, an American who must, like, have Norwegian grandparents who, like, comes back here to, like, work here for the summer. What a cool gig. I get to the front of the line, she helps us, and she's like, oh, you got three little kids. They're gonna flip out when they see this. They're gonna do this, and it's gonna be really fun. It's super helpful. I go, this is. Be gonna go. And I'm like, thanks for all your help, or where are you from? And she's like. And I was like, you're not American? And she goes, no, donkey.

[Blake]

She goes, ew.

[Anders]

Her English was so good. I was like, she's from Minnesota. She's like, that's impressive.

[Blake]

Well, she works at the tourist center, so she's practicing her American. When you. She's like, doing a character. It's like when I would call, you know, I call, like, doing a character south. And suddenly I. I would. I would talk like this. When I would do.

[Adam Devine]

That's a native language, though. That's just an accent she's speaking in.

[Blake]

She learned English by watching American film

[Anders]

And that's what I'm saying in 2020, same as you doing ubiquitous. And they got it locked. And by the way, this was my excuse when I did a episode of Brooklyn Nine nine, and they were like, can you do a Swedish accent? I was like, you know, they don't even have an accent anymore.

[Blake]

Yeah, that sounds like a. Because I need you Meet someone from Ireland or something. They still sound Irish as.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah, you can all.

[Anders]

Adam. Yeah, they're speaking English, so why would they change their accent?

[Blake]

Yes, but they sound Irish. Okay, so, so, okay, how about a Mexican?

[Anders]

Hey, you got that crickets, huh?

[Blake]

Now how about a Mexican? Yeah, they didn't grow up speaking English.

[Anders]

Right.

[Blake]

And then they come here, and English isn't their first language. That's.

[Anders]

That's right.

[Blake]

They don't sound. They sound like they're from Mexico and they learned English.

[Anders]

That's right. And in. In Scandinavia, the English is so good. It's such a priority in the schools and in the culture, and they watch it on TV that, like, it's dialed in.

[Adam Devine]

He thought she was from the States. That's how good her English was. It didn't even have an accent.

[Blake]

I understand what you're saying. I'm not buying.

[Anders]

I don't think it's a priority in other places. Like, it is there.

[Blake]

I'm ready for you to go on this vacation and come back and say, tail between your legs and say, I'm wrong. They have an accent. They have a crazy accent.

[Anders]

I, I, I'm sure outside of metropolitan areas, they got the accent.

[Blake]

Yes, you. Outside of the tourist center that you were at to get the f. Everyone

[Anders]

but that one woman has an accent. You can't understand their English.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that makes sense.

[Anders]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Okay, well, that'll be exciting. Why?

[Anders]

We're going there because Emma's competing.

[Blake]

Your wife is something else.

[Adam Devine]

Jesus.

[Blake]

What a jock.

[Anders]

She's out of her mind. But I can't remember. I brought it up. I brought it up because my name, my name. We're gonna go there, and it's gonna be all over the place. I mean, it's.

[Blake]

So, can you. Can we talk a little bit about her athletic accomplishments?

[Anders]

She'll hate it and say, would you do. And I'll go, hold up. We ran out of. To talk about. Do you want a new roof?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You talked for, like, five minutes about her athletic accomplishments because she is such a jock. Yeah, it's. It's truly incredible.

[Anders]

And I'll circle back to something, but this is the frustrating part, is that, like, she's faster than she's ever been in her life. And she's always been fast. And now I. As my body starts to eat itself from the inside out.

[Blake]

Nose dive.

[Adam Devine]

She's just absolutely pluming.

[Anders]

Faster, strong, stronger like I. I don't know what's going on. Although I will say Monday or two. Yesterday, I did. I did Murph. I did Murph. Do you guys know what Murph is? So Murph is a big Memorial Day CrossFit thing named after a fallen soldier.

[Blake]

A fal.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yes.

[Anders]

Take it from Murphy.

[Blake]

Yeah, I don't know. But yes, I. I know that people

[Anders]

and I. I did it and I'm dying today.

[Adam Devine]

Really.

[Anders]

I'm so sorry.

[Adam Devine]

What did you. What, what did you have to do?

[Anders]

So usually you're supposed to do this with like a 20 pounds or a 30 pound vest. I did it with no vest.

[Adam Devine]

You did it with them titties.

[Blake]

Michael Murphy, who was killed in Afghanistan in 2005.

[Anders]

Yeah, gotcha. I did it £200. So off everyone. I'm. I'm too. I'm already too heavy.

[Adam Devine]

My boy.

[Blake]

Freaking see you.

[Anders]

You run a mile. You do 100 pull ups. You do 200 push ups. You do 300 air squats. You run a mile. Mile for time.

[Blake]

Your boobs are huge. To me, the, I mean, the hard part would be all of it for me, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So your feet hurt after walking around for four hours in really nice Nikes.

[Blake]

For me, the whole thing would really

[Anders]

suck if I've got these Nikes and

[Blake]

they wear, wear like they. You have to wear a vest, right?

[Anders]

I didn't wear like a. I, I wore no vest. I. As Blake said, I have the titties.

[Blake]

Your boobs are huge.

[Adam Devine]

That would you say £30 or £40?

[Anders]

It's either a 20 or a £30 vest.

[Blake]

It says £20 vest for men and £14 vest for women.

[Adam Devine]

I. That's something I've actually never done. I've never done any sort of running or working out with a weighted vest on.

[Anders]

I have a vest and I knew better. I mean, it took me an hour.

[Blake]

Yeah, it was. Well, the 100 pull ups is. That's the hardest thing.

[Adam Devine]

That's going to take me a while.

[Blake]

That's the hardest thing.

[Anders]

My arms are suit. My, my, my biceps and my thighs are killing me. My chest is not that.

[Blake]

200 push ups. If you do them like Blake.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Don't go all the way down.

[Blake]

Like the little quarter push ups that he does, you're done in like I

[Adam Devine]

will say seconds, little chest puffers.

[Anders]

Don't worry, you're allowed to do what they call like kipping pull ups. I did strict pull ups. Just for the record. Kipping are where you can like, you can like kind of like worm into it. I did them strict. That's all I'm going to say. Biceps are killing me. I'm a dude.

[Blake]

That's all he said. Saying. But why, if you're allowed to do the kipping, why, why not just kip away? Because you have done CrossFit and you, you have kipped.

[Anders]

I know how to do them. But I, I did feel like if I'm not doing the vest, I should do strict pull ups.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, no.

[Anders]

And I broke it up into fives. It took forever. And then I broke the push ups into tens and I broke the air squats. 25s.

[Blake]

All I, all I want to be able to do is be physical, physically able to do this, but I just. There's no getting around it anymore. I can't even do the splits. My body is failing me.

[Anders]

I only did it out of respect for fallen soldiers on Memorial Day and also to go in the house and go. Just did Murph.

[Blake]

So you just did this in your backyard?

[Anders]

In my garage. In my garage.

[Blake]

Oh, wow.

[Anders]

Where I have all the. I mean, I have a pull up bar now.

[Blake]

And how long did the whole thing take?

[Anders]

Hour and a minute. Hour and an hour.

[Blake]

Sorry I dropped out.

[Adam Devine]

My bad.

[Blake]

We couldn't care us.

[Adam Devine]

You didn't even notice at all when the pull ups, you have to get to 100. So do you just stand at the bar?

[Anders]

Yeah. And then you jump, you jump back up.

[Blake]

Well, can you skip them? Can you skip around? Can you do like.

[Anders]

Yeah, there are some bits.

[Adam Devine]

That's what I'm saying.

[Blake]

You can do 10 pull ups and then, and then 20 push ups and 30 squats.

[Anders]

If you, if you don't. That is another way to like do a variation of it. But I. That to me, that's.

[Blake]

You just did it all the way.

[Anders]

That's a little. That's a different thing to me.

[Blake]

That's little made. I told you, dude, you're not doing it how God intended.

[Anders]

I did it without a vest, which is already a little made. But I again, I have the titties and so a lot of people, I just was like, no. The other way is you're really spreading it thin and easy.

[Blake]

Yeah, maybe I go spread it thin the one mile. That's where I draw the line.

[Anders]

Just trot it the second One after the. The air squats, I got on the treadmill and I was like, like, just really trotting.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Were you just quivering brutal?

[Blake]

God damn, yeah.

[Anders]

Yeah. I was like, speed, not speed walking, because that conjures a different. I was like, truly like zombie shuffling for the first quarter mile.

[Blake]

Well, that's awesome. That's awesome. You. You still are giving it your all unders with. Especially with a failing body. You know what it hurts with me is besides everything. My joints, dude, my joints hurt now so much.

[Anders]

We gotta join the Enhanced Games now. I watched the entire thing.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, dude.

[Blake]

I got pretty offended. My dad was like. My dad was like, I don't like it. And I'm like, what don't you like about it? And he's like, well, they're. It's cheating. I'm like, they're only competing against other people that are also doing steroids, so it's not cheap.

[Anders]

And they're competing against. Against a couple guys who signed up without it. They were like, I'll. I'll show up there clean and beat you guys, but go ahead, clean and.

[Blake]

Yeah. And I'm like, so it's like everybody knows. No one's lying now. No one's not saying they're doing steroids. And. And then I convinced my dad that the Enhanced Games rock, actually. And he's like, did you tell your dad they're kind of sick.

[Anders]

You know what you do? You lean in and you go, dad, let me remind you, you. You've got enhanced lungs right now.

[Blake]

O. But yeah, I don't like your life. The.

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[Blake]

What are those called? Peptides.

[Anders]

Yeah, I hear.

[Blake]

I hear there's peptides that really help with your joints.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, how do I do the peptides? Let's do it.

[Anders]

I have to do them, dude. Let's have to. I want to get on. I feel like we've covered this. We got to get on the Wolverine stack.

[Adam Devine]

Are you familiar with what's the Wolverine stack? Because I'm in.

[Blake]

I. Whatever it is, we're in in.

[Anders]

It's like. It's like two Pep.

[Blake]

Blake, I thought you said you weren't in.

[Anders]

He's on. No, no, he's. He's a follower. He's a total follower.

[Blake]

When push comes to shove, you're not in, man.

[Adam Devine]

It wasn't branded as Wolverine. I'm in now. It just takes some good branding.

[Blake]

You said you were in before. We said Wolverine. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

No, he said Wolverine. I said I'm in.

[Blake]

When push comes to shove, you're Going to out. You're going to out.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no. I'll do the Wolverine stack. Let's do it, bro.

[Anders]

The Wolverine stack. A stack is what they call it when it's more than one peptide to together, right? It's not a cocktail, it's a stack. You have tougher.

[Blake]

You have to stack.

[Anders]

The Wolverine stack is two different ones that, like, make your body heal extra fast. Hence Wolverine healing power, dude. And if you heal, you can rip more muscle, get shredded faster. I got to get on this GLP3 when it drops the red true tide or whatever, dude. What is going to happen? That's the new one.

[Blake]

And there's a GLP GOP one is the fat drugs. So what is two and then what is three? We're on three now.

[Anders]

Three is, like, 10 times as strong as GOP one. And they're, like, in trials now. You can buy it on the Internet. I'm not recommending anyone do this out there. But you could.

[Blake]

But you could.

[Anders]

And apparently it's just every benefit you could ever imagine.

[Blake]

Well, let's get a doctor. Let's get a doctor. Ders. I'm serious. Let's get a doctor.

[Anders]

Let's. Let's do enhanced. The enhanced podcast.

[Blake]

Let's get a. A doctor.

[Anders]

Yeah, because we don't have one.

[Blake]

Well, no, I mean, a doctor just for this.

[Anders]

Yeah, yeah, A guy. A guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

A guy who. This is what he does.

[Anders]

Brosar.

[Blake]

And then Dr. Brosar, we get him, we get dialed in, and me and you will get these muscles, by the way, get absolutely shredded for summer.

[Anders]

I. I don't even want the muscles. I think I have them somewhere under here.

[Blake]

Yes. Yep. I also have muscles underneath.

[Anders]

Under the layers, under the squish, under the flop. Some. Some's under there.

[Adam Devine]

That's what Ray J. That's what Ray J said. And look at him. He's in the hospital, okay?

[Blake]

And it comes full circle.

[Anders]

And I was saying this the other day to Emma when I say this out loud to her just to, like, plant the seed. So when I finally do it, she goes, oh, yeah. The thing he's been talking about for two years when, you know, you watch a movie from the 70s, and you. Everyone's teeth are like gnarls Barkley.

[Adam Devine]

Right, Right.

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[Anders]

Like, they're brown. They're twisted. And then you, like. You're like, meryl Streep's teeth are perfect now. And you go, okay, whatever. Mine too. We're going to. In 10 years or 20 years, people are going to watch movies from like 10 years ago and go, can you believe there's fat people? Because there's not going to be any more fat people.

[Blake]

Yeah. God, everyone's fat and ugly.

[Anders]

They're going to be gone.

[Blake]

Being fat is going to be a choice. It's you. Yeah. You just go like, actually, I don't. Don't give a. And I'm just gonna eat sausages and. Because I think if you're on the. The. The weight drugs, the gop GLP ones, you can't eat sausages.

[Anders]

Yeah, yeah.

[Blake]

You'll be like, sick. It's too fatty.

[Anders]

Exactly. It makes your body go yucky. Yucky.

[Adam Devine]

That does suck.

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[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. That's a huge hit. I don't know if I'm in anymore. I don't know if I'm in it.

[Anders]

I mean, dude, as long as I feel. I feel like there are some companies, they say now that won't insure it like they used to because it makes your productivity go down because you don't have the mechanism that makes you, like, work for the satisfaction of producing something or doing something. And Adam just died. Adam's lights went out.

[Blake]

Yeah, my light went out. My. I blew a breaker in my office,

[Adam Devine]

so my Internet sucks. Adam's lights are going out.

[Blake]

Okay. Hey, we got it. We gotta call it. We gotta call it. I'm sorry. I got. That's another episode.

[Anders]

No take backs. No. No apologies.

[Blake]

No.

[Anders]

No apologies. There's no this. This. Importance.

[Adam Devine]

Importance.

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