Ep 304: Bodies Are Weird

Summary

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This Is Important – Ep 304: "Bodies Are Weird"

Original Air Date: June 23, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

In this characteristically unfiltered and comedic episode, the guys dive into the wildness of the human body, spinning stories about awkward charity events, mysterious medical conditions, celebrity hangouts, true crime obsessions, and their enduring fascination with all things weird (and gross). The episode flows from Adam’s charity escapades at the Big Slick event, into digressions about porn star run-ins, social media gripes, serial killer hotness, and, inevitably, green jizz. True to form, the group finds humor and camaraderie in the most bizarre bodily experiences and pop culture touchstones.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Big Slick Charity Event

Timestamps: 04:24 – 11:44, Revisited at 78:38

• Adam recounts attending the Big Slick event in Kansas City, a comedy and variety show hosted by famous local comedians to raise money for the Children's Mercy Hospital ("they raised $4.2 million" – Adam, 04:30).
• Discussion of celebrity culture at charity events, the expectation of both presence and donation.
  • “Celebrities think just showing up is enough…when in reality…you’re also super rich and can give money.” – Anders (06:49)
  • “Spread those wallet legs and give me some of that wet, wet, wet, wet cash.” – Kyle (08:01)
• Johnny Knoxville’s wild stunts, including nut-smashing backstage antics—“Johnny Knoxville rocked him in the nuts…and he, like, went down, like, hit him very hard. And it was totally unexpected.” – Adam (11:02)
• Reflection on the origins of "Big Slick" as a poker event and its evolution into a multi-day comedy and variety show.

2. Friendship Antics & Bodily Humor

Timestamps: 13:59 – 18:48

• The crew reminisces about their own physical comedy when younger, especially "nut taps" and awkward guy behavior.
  • “Remember when I tried to stamp myself as the guy who would…grab your groin…sort of fondle it a little bit?” – Blake (15:26)
• Discussion evolves into tech mishaps with Airdrop, leading to stories from their film “The Package,” which features an accidental severed penis (17:09).
  • “If you haven’t seen it, it’s about a crew that goes camping…somebody cuts their dick off by accident.” – Kyle (18:18)
• Commentary on producing comedy with unapologetically absurd premises, defending creative choices: “Shut up. Stop right there…he’s cutting his piss.” – Adam (18:53)

3. True Crime, Serial Killers, and the Hotness Factor

Timestamps: 19:19 – 36:39

• Blake brings up Netflix’s “Worst Ex Ever” and its episode on a “hot” killer, prompting talk about the phenomenon of prison groupies.
  • “What’s up with, like, people falling in love with killers in prison, like, really, really getting hot and steamy?” – Blake (21:31)
  • “It’s women who might have insane upbringings who go, I recognize that. I actually like that.” – Anders (23:40)
  • “This guy is so hot you don’t look the other way.” – Blake (32:59)
• The guys debate whether looks really offer killers a pass, and riff on “pumpkin patch” testicles and joker-smile face tattoos.

4. Weird Bodies & Medical Confessions (Green Jizz Segment)

Timestamps: 36:39 – 46:55

• Adam shares a story about once having green semen—much to everyone’s horrified amusement.
  • “I told you guys the story about when my jizz was green…looked like snot, and it was terrifying…” – Adam (38:14)
  • “The body’s weird.” – Adam’s Doctor (38:43)
• The group laughs about strange bodily phenomena, segues into ejaculate volume (“hypospermia” vs “hyperspermia”), and trading confessions in classic TII style:
  • “Luckily, I’m a small jizzer, and I always have been.” – Adam (41:51, 01:29, 81:29)

5. Encounters with Porn Stars & Pop-Culture Deep Dives

Timestamps: 47:29 – 62:07

• Memorable stories about meeting porn legends Peter North and Manuel Ferrara, both in gyms and on set.
  • “Can you imagine being in porno and having people come up to you and go, yeah, how do I know you?” – Anders (49:27)
  • “He looks like Messi. Yeah, he looks like the soccer player Messi.” – Blake (57:02)
• Hilarious mockery of the porn industry's directorial efforts: “Do they have…I want to have a little wiggle room…on Teen Cum Squad or Banging Black Boxes.” – Adam (60:11)

6. Social Media & AI Creepiness

Timestamps: 63:49 – 74:08

• The crew discusses abandoning X (Twitter), encountering graphic content, and the toxic state of social media discourse.
  • “It’s all garbage. And the people on there and the comments…are just garbage comments.” – Anders (65:44)
• Riff on the rise of AI-generated viral videos and books, and anecdotes about the confusion this causes for older generations—Adam’s dad believes AI jet/boat/carrier videos are real.
• Talk about AI-generated children’s books: “My mom made a AI book for Bo…and whatever, gave AI a photo of Bo…he’d be like, smiling. His teeth are all kind of weird looking.” – Adam (73:27)

7. Nostalgia & The Search for Personalized Junk

Timestamps: 74:28 – 76:52

• Tangent about never finding “Anders” nameplates or keychains, suggesting a merch campaign for personalized “Anders” stuff.
  • “We gotta get you a bunch of…Anders swagged out…” – Blake (75:38)
  • “[That’s] the biggest laugh of the pod.” – Anders (75:21)

8. Takebacks, Apologies, and Final Reflections

Timestamps: 78:41 – 83:06

• Adam apologizes for repeating his green jizz story (at his wife’s request), and the group offers other apologies and takebacks.
  • “Maybe let’s just not talk about our green jizz on the podcast, because it is your collective now as a couple.” – Blake, channeling Chloe (77:57)
• Adam reaffirms the Big Slick event’s value—“What a cool event…to raise that much money is really, really cool.” – Blake (79:34)
• The guys promise not to overlook future invites to the event and reminisce about gym sessions with Impractical Jokers, Will Forte, and Richard Kind.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Spread those wallet legs and give me some of that wet, wet, wet, wet cash.” – Kyle (08:02)
• “Johnny Knoxville rocked him in the nuts…hit him very hard…it was totally unexpected.” – Adam (11:11)
• “This guy is so hot you don’t look the other way.” – Blake (32:59)
• “The body’s weird.” – Adam’s Doctor (38:43)
• “Luckily, I’m a small jizzer, and I always have been.” – Adam (41:51, 81:29)
• “Can you imagine being in porno and having people come up to you and go, yeah, how do I know you?” – Anders (49:27)
• “It’s all garbage. And the people on there and the comments…are just garbage comments.” – Anders (65:44)
• “We gotta get you a bunch of…Anders swagged out.” – Blake (75:38)

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• [04:24] – Adam’s Big Slick recap & charity talk
• [11:02] – Johnny Knoxville’s “nut-tap” stunts
• [18:48] – Reminiscing on college/teen guy antics
• [19:19] – Netflix’s “Worst Ex Ever” and prison killer lust
• [36:39] – Adam’s “green jizz” medical scare
• [49:27] – Meeting porn legend Peter North at the gym
• [62:07] – Social media, AI confusion, and nostalgia
• [74:28] – Anders’ never-finding-his-name digression
• [78:41] – Apologies, event wrap-up, and celebrity gym tales

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Tone & Style

Authentic to the group’s irreverent and self-deprecating humor, the entire episode delivers a blend of confessional camaraderie and hilarious TMI moments. The hosts trade stories with quick banter and roast each other, while still reflecting on the absurdity and vulnerability in their experiences.

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Conclusion

As the episode title promises, “Bodies Are Weird,” and so are the boys of This Is Important. With a mix of raunchy anecdotes, pop-culture riffs, and unexpected insights about generosity, connection, and the strangeness of modern life, this episode is a perfect showcase for the group’s comedic chemistry and willingness to overshare for the sake of a laugh.

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On this Is Important, I try to stamp myself as the guy who would, like, kind of grab your groin, sort of like just sort of fondle it a little bit.

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You watch me, young man.

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And luckily, I'm a small jizzer, and I always have been.

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Buckle up,

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Blake. I. I don't understand how last week we. We were going to do two podcasts in a row and. But then we stopped because your Internet was so bad. How did it get.

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It's already bad. You do look murky. Yeah, it's already really bad.

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Yeah, it's all right. We're starting off with a whimper.

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Is this funny? Are you underwater?

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Yeah, my. My. The soundboard is delayed. And that. It's just. It's just all around bad. Riverside. Shout out to Riverside, y'. All. Hell yeah, brother.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Team Riverside and their stock plummets. Plummets.

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It's made it infinitely harder.

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I did a. I did a fun thing this past weekend, guys. I went. I went to the big slick.

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Yes.

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Oh, hell yeah.

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Which is a huge thing that all the Kansas City or a lot of the famous Kansas City comedians have put together. It's Rob Riggle, Dave Keckner, Jason Sed is Paul Rudd, Heidi Gardner. I think that's it. I think that's it. And then they invite a ton of, you know, their, you know, famous friends or whatever, and they raise. It's gotten bigger every year, and this year, we raised. I say we. Like I'm actually a part of it. I just went there and drank beer. But they raised $4.2 million. The local children's hospital. Yeah. Children's Mercy.

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That's pretty, dude. Badass.

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That's way huge.

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Is this kosher to ask? Did you donate?

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I did.

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Oh, your time and your money? Hell yes, brother.

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Hidden time and my money.

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I love that.

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And was I the first celebrity to jump up and donate? Yeah, it was, guys. Yeah. Did they say afterwards today, like, dude, you didn't have to. You did not have to do that. But then did his. I don't know if it was his sister, one of their sisters, because it's all their family that runs it. They were like, hey, thanks for. Thanks for doing that. Yeah, yeah, thanks for doing.

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That's really cool of you, Adam.

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And then a bunch of people joined.

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We could have done with it in, like, US Currency and not this weird, strange bitcoin that you needed to offload.

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I'm like, it has to be in binance, Trump, Trump currency or whatever it is.

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Oh, no. You gave him the trump coins.

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Yeah.

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It has to be as good as gold. I have to get rid of this as quickly. As quickly as possible.

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That's wild, because I remember being at, like, the super bowl, and wriggle was like, we're as good as going, me and Ders.

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But did I say Rob Riggle? I think I started with Riggle, Right?

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Yeah, you did. You did. But he had mentioned that maybe we were going to get the invite. Perhaps lost in the mail.

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No, no, no, no, no, no. It wasn't. Maybe we were gonna get the invite. It was. It was. You guys are invited.

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Oh, well, then you guys should.

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We should have gone.

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I don't know why you didn't come then.

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What the hell?

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Because then you apparently. Then you got to give money. I don't know. I don't know.

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You don't have to. You absolutely don't have to. They very much just want you guys there having a good time. People see you there, they get a little excited or whatever, you know.

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Can I tell you something? That is the problem is that go. Celebrities think just showing up is enough.

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Well, you can give.

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Sure. When really the point is as. As someone who's married to somebody who works in nonprofit and, like, in L. A. Celebrities do believe that it's just enough to show up, when in reality, it's like you're also super rich and can give money. And a lot of the times they're like, well, isn't my presence of presence?

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And Adam did. Adam was the first one.

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Sometimes celebrities are much less rich than you think they are.

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Right.

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It depends on the level of celebrity. But, yeah, I would say, for the most part, you can give a little something.

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You know what? Yes, it does depend on the level. But by and large, if you're. If you're worth the like, yeah, I'll be there to, like, spread the word. Spread the wallet open. I'm saying spread the wallet.

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Spread those legs. Those wallet legs. Those wallet legs.

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Yes.

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Now that's true. And, you know. Yeah. I Think that maybe we stumbled into something here. I feel like I didn't word it correctly. And, Adam, again, as always, thank you.

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Thank you.

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You.

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It's not about what you want. Spread those wallet legs.

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Spread those wallet legs.

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Spread those wallet legs open. Let the bills fly out.

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Spread those wallet legs and give me

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some of that wet, wet, wet, wet cash.

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Yeah, if you could give. That's why it's slick.

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And it was. It was sick. It was at T Mobile Arena. Pat Mahomes was there. He was throwing out footballs to people in the crowd. It was tight.

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He's not throwing out dollar bills, though. What the hell? Come on, dude. Spread those wet legs.

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I don't know if he did. I. You know, it's not about who did and who didn't, but he's. He was spreading those wallet legs by throwing footballs out. Dude, people were spending so much money. I was like, oh, my God. Kansas City. Like, it was crazy. I love Casey, and I think this is. It was all during the show. So, you know, it's kosher for. To hang out with Heidi Gardner.

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Yeah.

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For a day in Kansas City. It went for. No, it went for 75, 000. And then she was like, I'll do it. Two people were fighting over it, and she's like, I'll do two days.

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Yeah.

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So then it's 150 grand. A sleepover to just, like, hang out with her during the day.

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Well, the point is not the reward. Right. It's just like. It's. It's. It's putting the money into the children's Hospital. What is it again?

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Well, sure. Yes, that's right. Children's Mercy Hospital.

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Thank you.

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Thank you. It goes to all these slick little. They're slippery.

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Yeah.

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And the money goes towards washing the oil off of them, apparently.

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It started off as a. I had a lot of questions about big slick, like.

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Yeah, what is that?

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Why? Why. Why this name? This is a strange name. Apparently, it's a. I don't know enough about poker, but it's a poker terminology. And it started off as, like, a celebrity poker game, but then Haras or whoever was like, well, we have to take a vigil. If you're gonna do a charity event at our casino, we have to take some of it. And they were like, well, we're not gonna give you. This is all supposed to go to the hospital. And they're like, legally, they'd lose their gaming license or whatever.

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Right. So what is this whole event? I'm sorry. I guess I don't Know what it all is? It's a poker tournament. It's a hangout. What. What is it?

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It's no longer a poker tournament. They've gotten rid of that.

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The cards are gone,

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essentially. Now. We used to. I've done it. This is my second time. I did it in, like, 2018, so it's been a long time, but they play a celebrity softball game at Kaufman Stadium at the Royal Stadium. And then. And then the next night, they do this huge event which is at T Mobile Stadium.

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Yeah, Look. Massive.

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Yeah, it was like, you know, it's a. Like a giant. Just a giant basketball stadium. And. And then. And then it's just a show. Like, people did stand up. Sarah, My friend Sarah Tiana did stand up. Our buddy Adam Ray did stand up people. The bands played the whole guys. They came out, they did different bits. This magician did this insane guys, where they. They gave us eggs and made us smash them on our face. And.

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But.

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But they were. They were like whole. Hard boiled.

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The whole.

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They were hard, whole.

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I'm sensing the theme.

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And so we're smack. And I. I hit mine. I think I'm gonna be riddled with egg yolk. Right?

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And it was hard boiled yolk on your face.

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The next one was. Was yolk.

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Okay.

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And then Johnny Knoxville was there, and then he smashed his egg into Sam Levine's nut sack. Poor guy, like, went down, was in a lot of pain, and then he goes back, and then Sam go afterwards, because he was, you know, I mean, in front of government, 5,8000 people, which just rocked in the nuts.

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And we're. We're speaking kind of inside baseball right now. Everyone in Hollywood knows Sam Levine's nuts are huge.

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So, like, do that big swinging dick, Sam Levine, you know, you might recognize him from, like, Freaks and Geeks. And he's. He's been in a ton of stuff. You would recognize him if you looked him up. But Johnny Knoxville rocked him in the nuts, and he, like, went down, like, hit him very hard. And it was totally unexpected.

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It's a big slick of it all, Bab.

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Right, Right.

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And then Sam goes backstage, rocks Johnny in the nuts.

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Oh, Just like, not in front of the audience, rocks.

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And again, inside baseball. Another thing you got to know is this dude is filled with rage.

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Yeah, dude. Well, I mean, imagine I don't even

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know him, but the rumor mill.

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No, dude, I know Anders Holm, and if someone rocked Anders Holm in the nuts, he'd get back. You. You would rock them back. You would rock them back.

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Yeah. That's crazy. Man. So there's, like, beef backstage.

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I don't know if I would. I don't know. I'm not sure if I would or not. But Sam. Sam did backstage.

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It was awesome in the context of, like, hey, this is fun and games. Like, there's a chance that you go, all right, okay. Like, I know. I know what we're doing here. Yeah. But so maybe I wouldn't do it backstage. Yeah, I'd wait one year, and on the eve of the. The anniversary.

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That's right.

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On the next big slick.

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Then on the next, hey, man, like, God, how you doing? I haven't seen you for a year. Like, I heard

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he wouldn't even do that. He would, like, set a car bomb when he turns the ignition, and then God fathers him.

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You pack it full of, like, nails and, like, glass, and when it explodes, like, anyone who's even around him as a friend dies.

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I guess I'm seeing why Ders is. Isn't in the New Jackass. But.

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But the fact that Johnny Knoxville just gets away with. With rocking people in the nuts, because I don't think they knew each other that well besides, like.

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But it's like getting down. It's like getting rickled. You know what I mean? He's like, look at you. You d d. And you go, I got rickled.

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It's an honor.

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Yeah, I guess. I guess so. But instead of just like, a funny slam, someone punches you in the nuts. So instead of just like a put down or something or like a funny

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joke, it's just the 2026 or, you know, 2003.

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Yeah, it's the dumber version of it.

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Yeah, it's kind of. It's kind of cool to stamp yourself as the person who gets to hit everybody in the testicles. That's cool. That's a cool badge to put on yourself.

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And it's not like he hasn't put himself in harm's.

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But imagine it's cool that it's Johnny Knoxville because he's came out with multiple movies about doing just that. And he also takes a lot of pain himself, so, you know.

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Oh, yeah.

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And he took it.

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It.

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He took it backstage and, like, you know, there wasn't a fight didn't break out. He was like, oh, I had that coming. And he laughed about it.

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Real recognized, real situation.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, but imagine if you just knew that guy in college.

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Yeah.

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And he's like. He's trying to. He's actively trying to stamp himself as the guy that punches everyone in the nuts that. That guy Sucks.

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Yeah. That's not the best friend, Adam.

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You're talking about 50 to 60 of young men.

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Yeah, I mean, like, let's.

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Let's be honest here, but I don't

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know if you're trying to stamp yourself as the guy that.

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Yeah, you're right.

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I mean, not we. We weren't each other. I mean, you might do like a. A little nut tap or like a,

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you know, something, but yourself as the guy.

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Like, just a grab and like, sort of like just kind of.

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We would just sort of grab. Yeah, we would just sort of.

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Kind of just like we would do.

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We wouldn't hit each other. We just kind of grab lightly squeeze, like, caress.

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Yeah, I'm stamping this.

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Remember when we would do who could get who harder first?

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H. That classic. That classic. So we. It wasn't violent when we did one of our funniest.

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Remember when I tried to stamp myself as the guy. I tried to stamp myself as the guy who would, like, kind. Kind of grab your groin and just sort of. Like, just sort of fondle it a little bit?

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Yeah, I remember that. When you did that.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Hey, Blake, we're leaving. Blake, we gotta go. I'm trying to stand myself.

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Yeah, I remember when you did that for sure.

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Hold on. Yeah, let me stamp you real quick before you go to the movies together. Actually, I can stamp you.

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The guys are in the car.

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Blake, I can stamp you at the movies if you want.

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Here, take my number. Maybe we'll stamp.

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I'm just stamping my boys.

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I was stamping.

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If you just bumped the phones together. What year was this? If you bumped the phones together, the numbers exchanged.

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Oh, yeah, that was.

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By the way, I. Someone. I tried to do that again this weekend. Someone was like, hey, let me give you my info. And they. We, like, press phones together. It still has yet to work.

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That's not your phone.

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My. My tech ghost just does not allow that to happen.

[D]

But is your. What's it called on? I think you got to have an airdrop on. Yeah, it's always, always on.

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Welcome disaster, my guy.

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I'm always trying to get airdrop.

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Heard it here first. If you're on an airplane with this, get in there.

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You heard it here first. Adam's airdrop is on. Send away.

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Always on. But guess what? It never works. So good luck. It's on. My wife has looked. She's like, it's not on. And then she looks. She's like, well, it's on. I don't understand it. And it's my tech Ghost.

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Yeah.

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And it haunts me to this day.

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So there must be. There's probably a weird like folder of stuff on your phone where it's just a bunch of like porno that people.

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It's not that weird.

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There's got to be a lot of weird stuff that's been airdropped.

[D]

To you it's just people's expressions, but I guess to you that's weird.

[B]

Yeah.

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I think airdropping is underrated. Needs to be used more. What a great invention.

[B]

You know what? I loved the bit from the movie that we produced the package on Netflix. If you haven't seen it, check it out. Very, very funny movie. Jake Samanski directed it.

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Blake Anderson.

[B]

That was one of my favorite bits where the. The kid pulls up outside and he's waiting for come in the car and he like airdrops porno on the TV screen.

[C]

It was a big L. And then

[B]

the dad is screaming like, how do you turn it off? Get it off, get it off. He's like trying to cover the younger kids eyes and stuff.

[C]

Yes. That was a. That was a big laugh. That was a big laugh. That movie's fun.

[B]

That movie was very. It was.

[D]

And a run and a gun.

[B]

It. Yeah, I mean they really. They really shot it quickly. But it, it looked great. And I meant like stor.

[D]

Like it's just the movie, like it go. It's like, like.

[B]

Oh, sure, it moves really fast.

[C]

It's a straight romp, baby.

[D]

Also. Yes. It's very tight production.

[B]

Well, yeah. I mean, I just remember like they had to do it very quickly. And also like it was all outdoors in the Canadian wilderness.

[C]

Canadian wilderness. Squamish. Beautiful. Squamish.

[B]

Beautiful, beautiful.

[C]

Squamish.

[D]

And if you haven't seen it, it's about a crew that goes camping, they get a little twisted. Little sickle. Twisted.

[B]

Sick and twisted.

[D]

And somebody cuts their dick off by accident.

[B]

Accidental. He was. He was slicing. As one does. He was slicing his piss with a. His butterfly knife.

[C]

Yes, of course. You know, we've all been there. That's. You stamp that.

[B]

That's your thing, if anyone. And I'm glad we were the producers on that because I feel like any other production company. Absolutely. Or any other producers would have been

[C]

like, they're gonna have some notes.

[B]

There has to be a better reason. He cuts his dick off and we're like, shut up. Stop right there.

[D]

Right. Trips, falls, this. But this is actually character based.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

He's drunk. He's. No, no, no.

[B]

He's cutting his Piss.

[C]

Yeah, he's just kind of chopping at his urine.

[D]

He gets airlifted. He gets airlifted out of there, which is, you know, a miracle. They're like, okay, it's gonna be fine, but they forget his dick. And so now the movie's about getting the dick to their friend who's been airlifted and these guys are stranded in Squamish.

[C]

Yeah, great.

[D]

Do they get it to him?

[B]

Maybe it's a ticking cock.

[D]

That's right.

[B]

Oh, in Hollywood they say ticking clock, but on this movie was a ticking cock.

[C]

Yes. Points. Yes, that. Now that'll get you classic.

[B]

Classic movie.

[D]

Are you on like a 10 second delay, Blake?

[C]

My soundboard is. Is my voice.

[D]

Because I'm. No, but I'm hearing myself after myself.

[C]

Oh, that's awesome, dude. I love it.

[D]

No, sir, I don't like it.

[C]

I love that. I love that about us.

[B]

I don't know what's happening. Usually it's Anders with the bad connection, but today Blake is taking the cake.

[C]

I don't know, I. I think there's some construction next door maybe that's interfering with the airwaves. Who knows?

[B]

That shouldn't.

[C]

Who knows?

[B]

That shouldn't.

[C]

It shouldn't.

[D]

That should never your fault.

[C]

But yeah, no, no, no.

[B]

It's the fact that you didn't spend like an extra $8 a month to get the high speed.

[C]

So I absolutely pay the highest price.

[B]

The highest price.

[C]

There's a lot of good stuff on Netflix. Lately I've been get diving into the crime dramas. I sent you guys that picture of that the worst ex ever. Did you get. Did you get my text? That dude who has like the joker face.

[B]

It's not seeming real.

[C]

He was called the Deadpool Killer.

[B]

I don't believe so.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And you are? Blake. You are. Your name's Blake.

[C]

Yes, and I usually. I usually text to the. The TII group chat easier.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. I haven't watched it. It's worth watching. It's worth a watch.

[C]

I mean, I think it's pretty cool, you know, because the first thing you said was that.

[D]

Is it instructional or. What's the big.

[B]

Yeah. What is. What's the premise of. I've never heard of this. I don't know anything about this.

[D]

How many doors on his dungeon?

[C]

Worst X ever. It's a. It's a TV show.

[B]

Self explanatory.

[C]

Yeah, it's like every episode. And it is the worst possible X ever. Because they're. They usually turn out to be like a Killer or something. Oh, so this guy. This guy, like, went on a killing rampage. Yeah. But the thing that's kind of odd about the guy is he's, like, pretty hot. So, like, when he was in prison, like, heck of chicks just started to,

[D]

like, they have to be photogenic for the show.

[C]

What's up with, like, people falling in love with. With. With killers in prison, like, really, really getting hot and steamy?

[D]

Well, Blake, we can't get into it, but they have bad role models. Their fathers were also.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. The people that like them, it's science. They're broken. Yeah. So, you know, there's a lot of broken, sad people.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And maybe they can all put the pieces together.

[B]

I mean, why do you love serial killers so much? Yeah. So, you know, there's reason.

[C]

I like it on a psychological level. I find it to be intriguing, like, the. The character study of it all. But I don't think I would ever fall for, like, if. If I saw, like, a really hot babe in, like, on the news for being a killer, that I'd be like, oh, I want to pursue a relationship with a person who's in prison for life. I don't go there.

[B]

Well, I agree. I don't think that. I mean, because you have a partner and you, you know, you have children, I think you're established in your life, and also you have a real career. I think if you were. If you were in the basement.

[D]

Blake. Adam. Blake didn't consider any of that hold up, which is insane to me. Cool. And says something about him. Yeah.

[B]

I think if you were living in the basement, if you were a basement dude in the way that we all have. We all know some friends that are basement dudes. Maybe I think out of the three of us, maybe you'd fall in love with.

[C]

With.

[B]

With a.

[C]

No. How could you? I, I, I, I. I mean, I.

[B]

I would get catfished. That's what would happen to me.

[D]

Right.

[C]

I know. You guys are right.

[B]

I don't think I'd fall in love. I'd get catfished.

[C]

It's. It. I know you. You're correct in saying that, like, yes, they have bad role models or whatever, but to know that someone is in jail for killing people they were, like, partners with, and you still want to pursue a relationship with that person. Like, where do you think that relationship's gonna end up, dude?

[D]

It's. Women want to change.

[C]

We know

[B]

we do.

[D]

She looks at this guy, goes, he's pretty cute. He just needs somebody to fix him.

[C]

And that's me.

[D]

Oops I just, I just solved the

[B]

I just got stabbed riddle of all time.

[D]

Yeah, I don't know what it is. It's women who might have insane upbringings who go, I recognize that. I actually like that. I like crazy people.

[C]

Or they're just like super horror fans and they're like, this is as close as I can get to dating Michael Myers maybe.

[B]

Dude, there's some really weird people out there.

[C]

There are people are.

[B]

There's some really fucked up weird people.

[D]

Dude. Have you ever like hung out with somebody from like work back in the day and they do something or say something that makes you go, this is the last time we're hanging out?

[C]

Yeah, that's it. You just.

[D]

Where you're just like, oh, you drop this interesting looking pipe I've never seen before, you go, that's it. I think I'm out.

[B]

No, sir, I don't like it. See that, that's the difference is they would, they dropped like interesting looking pipes and then I just became better friends with them.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What up, dude?

[D]

I forgot. That's the answer.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

When you hear somebody say something or do something and you're just like, I think we're on two different wavelengths.

[B]

Absolutely.

[C]

Right. Like maybe you, maybe you go to lunch with them and in the car

[D]

and that person goes and finds somebody else who says the same shit, does the same shit and then, you know, they go rob a bank.

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[B]

Well, that's What? It's sort of refreshing just knowing, like, no matter what kind of absolute weirdo freak you are, there's someone. There's someone out there that's just as weird, that's just as much of a freak.

[D]

Thank you, Internet.

[B]

Like someone that just like collects all their toenails in jars and has just like a wall of them.

[D]

Wait, what's in the jars?

[C]

Toenails.

[B]

Toenails. Or. Or hair.

[D]

I don't even think that's crazy. I think my brother had a toenail collection when he was a kid.

[B]

Oh, why?

[C]

Why?

[B]

Huh?

[C]

What is that? Why?

[B]

But that checks out.

[C]

That is nasty.

[D]

I don't know. He was like eight years. He was like eight years old.

[B]

What? Okay. I mean, if you're a kid, you

[C]

do weird collect pennies.

[B]

I mean, I, I didn't do that necessarily, but sure, kids do weird stuff.

[D]

Shout to, out, out, bro.

[B]

But like, as an adult, if you have a wall of your toenail clippings.

[C]

A wall.

[B]

That's weird.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Right, right.

[D]

With like the date written underneath each one of them.

[B]

Yeah, it's just like a lot of mason jars filled.

[C]

Here's my thing, you guys. You guys presented your arguments for, for why a person could fall in love with this person. But here's what I'm saying. I think that this guy is so hot that women are willing to overlook his murder because they want to score such a hot dude. Like, he now has. Like he has that. So now he's. He's like, down a few pegs. He's accessible.

[D]

You are saying something almost no woman has ever said.

[B]

Dude, you don't know chicks, okay?

[C]

I'm telling you.

[B]

I'm telling you.

[C]

I think I do. I think this guy is so hot. You don't look the other way.

[D]

There are so few women that give a about how you look.

[B]

That's right, dude. That's right. Right? Women, for the most part.

[C]

This guy. You have to watch this episode because

[D]

do you know what my teeth looked like when I met my wife?

[C]

Well, no, there. That. But your. Your. Your wife was looking. Loved your intellect. Your. Your, Your razor sharp wit. Right? I was going to say rapist whip. But that.

[D]

My rapist sharp wit.

[B]

But this is what we're saying, though. That's one way to get women, for the most part, don't care so little about. You know, you don't want an absolute troll, but I think men are way more vain when it comes to stuff like that.

[C]

That's kind of what this episode was about was like, this guy was so hot that he could get away with the most, like, nefarious stuff.

[B]

Resend this photo. I'm looking. I don't see this photo.

[D]

Here's what I'll say. I'll say. I'll say he probably. I'm saying he's hot. Okay. He's probably.

[C]

He's super hot.

[D]

And with being attacked 10, he's. He's found a way to navigate here.

[C]

He's right here.

[D]

So he's a seven.

[B]

Now.

[C]

He. He didn't have like these face tattoos.

[B]

That guy's a 10.

[C]

He didn't have these face tattoos.

[D]

We all guys, we all know somebody who's super hot, who walks through life with confidence in a way get away with murder. It's not that they get away with thing. It's that they put people at ease because they're welcomed everywhere because of how they look.

[B]

Well, and that's right. I think if you're super hot, you get a. You walk into a room and. And people go, can I stamp you? They. They almost want to. They. They want you to like them.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Right, Right.

[D]

And it's more often guys than it is women, Women notice them. They go, oh, there's that guy. Okay. He's attracted. But they also need to get like behind that. They need to find out if this guy's a psychopath or not.

[C]

I'd like to get behind it.

[D]

This is important.

[C]

I'd get behind it.

[B]

Hey, and. And also Blake.

[C]

What?

[D]

Blake.

[A]

What?

[B]

The fact that you said this guy. I'm looking at the photo right now. I. This guy is a 10.

[C]

He's hot, bro.

[B]

No, dude, a 10 is Brad Pit. This guy is a. I. I mean, I don't know. Seven.

[D]

That's Chad Pit.

[C]

He's an eight. Give him eight. Give him eight.

[B]

Actually, maybe eight.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

He's a goodlo.

[B]

I mean, the goatee is throwing me off. That's a bad looking thing.

[C]

Wait, goatee?

[D]

There's no doubt in my mind.

[A]

Mind.

[D]

That guy's is huge.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Whatever that hair. Whatever that hair is.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Not the.

[C]

Not this. Not the. The stitches. The tattoo stitch mouth thing. That's not throwing you for a little.

[B]

No, I like those. Okay. No, those are. Yeah, No, I like those. Yeah. The tattoos could stay. That goatee is what's throwing me.

[C]

He has the. The joker smile.

[D]

If that's what he has on his face. Yeah, if that's what he has in his face. I don't want to know what's on the rest of the bottom body, dude.

[B]

Yeah. If you're willing to put like, you

[D]

know, he's got like razor blades on his dick and, you know, his. His nuts are like a pumpkin.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

And dick is a gourd. And it's a whole Halloween.

[C]

He has a Thanksgiving themed balls. That is cool.

[D]

Yeah, it's coming out of one of

[B]

those, like, it's a Nightmare before Christmas themed.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

You know, my favorite time of year is October and November, and I think you're going to find out why. You're going to love my pumpkin patch.

[B]

Here comes Halloween. Here comes Halloween.

[D]

Here comes Halloween.

[C]

Why don't you take a little trip to the pumpkin patch, baby?

[B]

Hey, Blake, did Here Comes Halloween deserve a point or what's going on?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Here comes Halloween.

[C]

Very good. Very good.

[D]

I'm so confused by points these days.

[C]

No, no, that's worth points. Absolutely.

[B]

Come on, Blake. Blake just doesn't. He doesn't remember to give them out.

[C]

Sorry. I was laughing too hard. I was having such a good, Good A good time with it all that I forgot about the board. My bad.

[B]

We don't need you to have a good time. We need you to. To tally goodbye.

[D]

Part of me doesn't even think you were laughing. You were just stuck visualizing it. You were gone. You were there. You were like. What would it look like?

[A]

I.

[B]

It truly Halloween. Here comes Halloween.

[C]

Yes. I am definitely thinking about a guy with orange balls, which would be pretty cool. If you could choose your testicle color. Like fluorescent orange, like pumpkin orange ball balls, I think would be pretty rad.

[B]

I think that's a std. I think that has to be right. Some sort of. You caught something.

[C]

Well, okay.

[D]

And these are shade. These are shade.

[C]

You don't want them purple.

[B]

Is that an std? I don't know.

[C]

Ball color.

[B]

I don't know all the STDs. I only know the one that I. Oh,

[D]

yep. The only one I deal with.

[C]

I don't think there's anything that changes the. The hue of your testicles. Maybe. Maybe they turn purple or. Or red.

[B]

What does gonorrhea do? What does gonorrhea.

[C]

What does gonorrhea do?

[B]

What does gonorrhea do?

[D]

I guarantee you it's in the chat. Isaac. Isaac. What does gonorrhea do? He's from the 80s, right? That's when everyone had it.

[C]

Oh, dude, it depends. Or you talk about 80s gonorrhea.

[B]

Because, I mean, I told you guys the story about when my jizz was green.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Science.

[D]

Did you Want to circle back on that?

[B]

Yeah. I mean, it's fine. Yeah, I'll talk about it. But I. I've told the story, and I j. I was jizzing, and it was green, and it was. Looked like snot, and it was terrifying. I thought I had a horrific STD and went to the doctor, and I did not.

[C]

Did you just drink a bunch of Kool Aid?

[B]

And it was just. It was just like an infection. He's like, oh, yeah. And then the. My doctor, Dr. Broar Sharks was like, the body's weird. And I'm like, yeah, for sure.

[D]

Huh?

[B]

Sure it is.

[C]

The body's weird.

[D]

I'm gonna need a second bro. Pinion

[C]

weird. The body's weird.

[D]

Dude, did this, did this, did this, do this, did this appointment take place on the back of a jet Ski?

[C]

Yeah, this dude.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

While it was going 40, you got Nickelodeon Gak sleeping out of your unit, and he just said, the body is weird.

[B]

It was terrifying. D. And. And then you're looking it up, and you're like, I think I'm dying. I. I don't know. Nothing here says green jiz.

[C]

Look at the.

[B]

It was. It was a terrifying exper. Experience, but it. Yeah, luckily, it was during St. Patrick's Day, so I just used it. I just used it.

[C]

Oh, yeah, that's cool.

[D]

Luck of the Irish to you.

[B]

It was the luck of the Irish. I use this as a admittance into Tom Bergens. Sure.

[A]

Shut up.

[B]

That's how I got. That's how I got in.

[D]

Uhhuh.

[C]

Damn. Right.

[D]

Right this way, sir.

[C]

Look at the best way we have your.

[D]

How many since. We're circling back.

[B]

Okay, is this.

[D]

Is this a one load and doctor

[C]

visit, or is this like.

[D]

You were like, let me get this out of my system. And on the tenth load, you're like,

[B]

doctor, it was two weeks. Two weeks of busting.

[C]

Ooh.

[B]

And then I was jerking off.

[C]

You were ghost busting.

[B]

I was.

[C]

Is that point.

[B]

I was looking. I was looking. Yeah. Okay. So such a sexually transmitted infection, like gonorrhea. Okay. Body's weird.

[D]

Body's weird.

[B]

Body's weird.

[C]

Man.

[D]

Todd, if you could just write in the chat, the body's weird.

[B]

Well, in about a week and a half, I went to the doctor. I did not have chlamydia or gonorrhea. And he just said, I have. You have a. You had some sort of. Of bacterial infection, but it wasn't. It didn't hurt. That was the weird thing. I was like, you'd think it would burn or Like.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Is it possible that he couldn't read or pronounce the words chlamydia or gonorrhea? And then so he just said, like, the body's weird.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Well.

[B]

Well, I mean, we're joking, right?

[D]

But I.

[B]

It wasn't in the Ozarks. It was. And I know there's real doctors in the Ozarks, but we joke about Dr. Brook. It was a real document doctor.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

He was a real doctor that I'd go. That I would go to. And you trust doctors? It's science. I'm a. I'm a. I'm a science guy. I trust. I trust doctors.

[C]

You always have.

[D]

Did you do any research on your own?

[B]

Yeah, I think I must have looked up this and thought I had gonorrhea or something, and then was pretty terrified and then went to the doctor, and he was like. He's like, nah, dude, you don't even have that. The body's weird, though.

[C]

Your channel.

[D]

Chill. So here's my question. Doesn't hurt. Weird color, but let's say you're shooting,

[C]

like, six feet, okay?

[D]

You skip the doctor. You skip the doctor visit.

[B]

See, that's.

[D]

I join only fans.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I don't. I do not want to ever in my life, and luckily, I'm a small jizzer, and I always have been. I wouldn't want that.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I would not want that.

[C]

News flash. That is not what I expected.

[B]

No, I'm not. I'm not a large jizzer.

[D]

Okay, this just in.

[B]

Not.

[D]

Not a shooter. You.

[C]

Okay, what. What if you, like, never. You know, you're. You're not a large jizzer, and I can tell you're serious because there's just. There isn't a smile or a smirk

[D]

about this because of the. The what we're talking about.

[B]

I'm not, but.

[C]

Okay, what if you had a really small amount that shot really far? Like a. Like a spitball kind of thing?

[D]

Like a wad.

[B]

Oh, it's like a.

[C]

A.

[B]

It's like a BB gun.

[C]

Yeah, kind of like a. Yeah, like an Airsoft rifle.

[B]

It's not that small. I think it's just any gun. It's like a. Well, no, I mean a gun. There's like a real bullet that, you know, that's. I'm talking the tiniest. It's a bb. It's.

[C]

We're being very exact.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah, we're being very exact here. Please.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Please. Durs.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Durs. Geez. What the.

[D]

Now.

[C]

Yeah. Of course scientists are talking.

[D]

Go Ahead. I was more of a spitball, but go ahead.

[B]

Okay, well, spitball can be okay.

[C]

I'm saying more.

[B]

I'm saying BB gun.

[D]

Not for you, apparently.

[B]

Well, it's not a crazy. It's not like I'm, like, worried about the amount that I have.

[D]

We all are.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

You know, it's just not a. It's never been a gumbo pot. It's never been a large amount. When people say. When I first heard the term shooting ropes, I did not even understand what that meant.

[C]

Do you remember where you were?

[D]

I do love the idea of you looking around going, I know right where you were.

[C]

Do you remember where you were? Do you remember the exact time?

[B]

Yeah, I was in my buddy Ryan Jonica's basement. Someone said it, and I.

[C]

You're like, oh, my gosh.

[B]

I just. I looked around. I was pretty terrified.

[D]

You thought it was like an S M reference? Do people, like. People are, like, tying people up or something?

[B]

I. Yeah, I honestly, I don't. I don't remember.

[C]

Or you thought it was grappling hooks. You thought they were talking about, like, grappling hooks or harpoon guns or something?

[B]

Yeah, like, I thought they were talking about grappling hooks. Shut the up.

[D]

Blake Anderson, ladies and gentlemen. He always has to take the grappling hooks. Shut you regular ropes. It's got to be something the ninja uses. Skill, building.

[C]

Honestly, have you ever used a grappling. A grappling hook before in your life?

[B]

No, but you know who. Who gave me a grappling hook is Scotty Landis, our buddy Scotty. For my birthday a handful of years ago, he gave me a grappling hook.

[C]

And that's cool. It.

[B]

It is. It was very cool. It was a cool gift. He was like, I just wanted to get you something that you wouldn't buy for yourself. And that's a very. He's a funny guy. That was a funny thing to say. He was a funny gift to give.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And true.

[B]

I'm not using it as much as I wanted to, because immediately I was like, I gotta grapple. And then it's just. It just never really happened.

[D]

Sure. Yeah. You use stairs.

[C]

It also probably. There's no way it works as well as it does in the movies. I mean, of course, this is all, like, from the 90s when ninja core was like, like, like grappling hooks. You would just throw them on top of buildings and they would just. They would just hook. They just work.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I bet you could throw it 10 times and it wouldn't even do that. I don't think they're as efficient as.

[B]

Well, it depends on where you're throwing it. I think if you're going to grapple, you got to know where to grapple and where to hook.

[D]

Honestly, I. I think you're underestimating grappling hooks.

[C]

Yeah, I. I understand. We were all raised in an era where grappling hooks were. Were. Were made to be unstoppable. Pretty much.

[D]

We all know you throw it up, it lands, you slowly pull till it catches. You give a tug.

[C]

Tug.

[D]

So you.

[B]

And then you put your entire weight on it, and you climb up stories.

[D]

10 to 20 stories easy.

[B]

And Blake, I want to thank you for quickly pivoting off the amount of jizz that. That comes out of my penis.

[C]

Yeah, I'm trying my best.

[D]

I will get back.

[C]

Cuz imagine if your jizz is you shot it and it hardened, and then it could grapple onto things. So you had like a spider man web, a web dick. You have spider man's powers, but it's all comes out of your penis. You take that.

[B]

Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying is I wouldn't want a large amount. It seems like. No, that doesn't benefit anyone.

[D]

Of course it does.

[B]

Doesn't benefit. The girl does not like that. She doesn't like it.

[C]

Come on, man.

[B]

She does not like.

[C]

She likes serial killers and she likes a load that is.

[B]

Yeah, I guess if you. Maybe it's the same person. Person. They don't like it.

[D]

She likes a joker tattoo on the face on the guy's face. And she likes being painted on the

[B]

other side of the coin for you when you're a home alone and you're just taking care of business yourself. The cleanup on aisle. It's enormous.

[C]

No, thank you.

[B]

No, thank you, dude. No, thank you.

[D]

Sometimes you're like, whoa. Actually, today's turning around. Around, you know, started off kind of rough. Something didn't go my way. You know what? Let me just. Hey, look at that.

[B]

Well, I guess I have to weigh. Todd just sent a link. I guess I have to weigh my jizz because he's saying I have a thing called hypospermia, where a man has unusually low ejaculate, less than 1.5 milliliters. So I. I don't. Do not. No, the amount. I don't know how much a milliliter is by weight. 8. Yeah.

[D]

How could you.

[B]

Which is a semen volume.

[D]

You've never.

[B]

Is the opposite of hyperspermia, which is a semen volume. Of more than 5.5 milliliters.

[C]

I'm gonna come.

[B]

So some of those porn guys, they have a condition.

[D]

Can we circle back to my favorite story of yours, the Peter north story.

[B]

Oh, the Peter north where I ran into him at the gym.

[D]

Yeah. How old are you?

[C]

This has been brought to you.

[B]

I think I was.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Load boost. I think I was. Must have been like 18 or 19.

[D]

18 years old. Just moved to California. Working out at the gym. You see somebody who you just can't put your finger on, but you know, I know him. Is a well known celebrity hero. Somebody you've looked up to.

[B]

But I could maybe. I did not know, I did not know who he was.

[D]

And instead of just y calling it a day, hitting the locker room and then going home, you go, this is my chance. I'm going to get in Hollywood by befriending this guy who I just can't identify, but I know is a somebody. A mover and a shaker in the industry.

[C]

He is.

[D]

And you approach him when, how and where? In the gym.

[B]

In the gym? Yeah.

[D]

But like is he on an elliptical? Is he benching? Is he decline incline? Is he doing pull ups?

[B]

No, he was on a bench.

[C]

Bench.

[B]

And he was doing the thing where

[C]

you, he was in the shower.

[B]

He had a tank top on. And were you.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

So he's, he's on the benches here. And then you are, you're, you're curling it down like that. I don't know what exactly what that's called.

[D]

A preacher curl.

[B]

Yeah, but it's not like there's, there's

[D]

a thing under his arms.

[B]

Yes, yes. He's, he's on the top of the bench. But he wasn't like a full preacher curl like with both with, on a bar with one arm preacher curl.

[D]

One arm. A one arm preacher curl on an incline bench.

[B]

And I, I can't remember exactly. I can't remember exactly what I said. I just knew that I knew him and I came up to him and I'm like, how do I know? I, how do I know you? How do I recognize you the best?

[D]

Can you, can you imagine being in porno and having people come up to you and go, yeah, how do I know you? And your answer is probably 9 times out of 10 in not what they want to hear or what they're thinking.

[C]

Right.

[D]

They. They think you're going to be like up your henchman from speed. Did you ever see Speed? I was one of the henchmen.

[B]

Yeah, for sure.

[C]

Right.

[D]

Or whatever. Like I was in Die Hard. I was the. I was the guy behind the monitors.

[C]

What movie were you in? I've seen you in a bunch of things. What was it?

[B]

I actually really?

[D]

You watch me, young man, and you

[C]

just go, that's right, that's right, that's right.

[D]

And you watch everybody walk away. Like, who sticks around? To go, yeah, yeah. So, like, do you live around here? Like, who sticks around? Yeah.

[C]

How are you?

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[B]

Do you guys remember meeting the porn star? What his name is, like Manuel Ferreira or Ferrara? We were on location shooting Workaholics, okay? And we. There was like a pickup basketball game, and we like, were kind of waiting for them to set up a shot. And we just were all watching the pickup basketball game. And then this guy is sitting there and he comes over to us and he's talking to us with his accent. We're like. And all three of us were like, okie dokie, huh? And then he goes, huh? And we're like, oh, oh. And he goes, yeah. And ran away. And we all were like, that's. He's a porn star.

[D]

Right?

[C]

Full sprint.

[D]

Like, he's so handsome. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, are you. Did you click on the link? Blake would say, this man is a perfect 10. Wait a minute. Click on the link.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. He looks like Messi. Yeah, he looks like the. The soccer player Messi.

[D]

That's what you look like when he's done with you. Yeah. Okay.

[C]

That he should definitely do a porno where he's messy and he just is just painting people with. Uhhuh. Grappling hook.

[B]

Well, I don't know if that's his thing or not. I think with Peter, North's thing was large. That he had a condition. He had hyper hypospermia.

[C]

Dude, look at who wrote up the Wikipedia for this guy. Cuz the career is super in depth. Not like Ferrera became a protege of Rocco Sifredi, recommended him in a role of John Stag Leone's Fashionistas, in which he made his American debut.

[D]

The industry's just changed it's kind of embarrassing how the industry has just turned

[C]

into this dude's career. Wikipedia is longer than mine. What the dude people care about longer than my.

[D]

Hey, it's long.

[C]

There's a lot of things about this dude that's weird. Way longer than mine. Holy.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

In 2002, he appeared in blockbuster hit Snoop Dogg's Hustlers, Diary of a Pimp. I gotta revisit that. I gotta revisit.

[D]

And you know what's crazy? It's. He hasn't even done that many. Well, he hasn't done that many movies or. I'm looking at awards.

[B]

I'm sorry, dude. I will say, porno is so funny. And there's a reason we've made a whole career talking about it, because since then, he's directed several porn porn series, including. That's the Goal on site. Slutty and sluttier. Raw. Evil. Anal. Evil anal. Jesus Christ. What the dude.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Battle. And I. I like, he. He was like, you know what? It's. I. I really. I want to step away from the acting part of it, and I'm gonna. I want to sink my teeth into something.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I gotta get behind the camera, get behind the lens. I've got. Behind the actress.

[B]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna use my tal.

[C]

I've got some shots.

[D]

Can you hear something cool? He was raised. He's from France, and he was raised in a place called Gag Name.

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

So he's like, I have to. I have to.

[D]

Born into the business.

[C]

Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine?

[D]

Married to Kaden Cross.

[B]

All right.

[C]

Of course. This dude, like, on his first directing debut, you know, he's, like, super stoked. Do you think he's, like, going over

[B]

shots and, like, he's nervous?

[C]

Yeah. Do you think he's, like, overthinking it? Like, really trying to, like, get in there with some new.

[B]

I think. I mean, do they have. Because as a director of television and film, you have your shot list day, day in and day out, and you're like, this is. These are the shots that I'm going to. That I want to get for this scene.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And then, you know, there's going to be moments of improvisation where you're like, you know, I want to have a little wiggle room for. So on the day, I can literally welcome.

[D]

Welcome to the. The WI room. We're going to be shooting this upstairs in the wi.

[C]

I can.

[B]

I can move around and. And. And have fun with the crew.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I wonder if he was Having fun with the crew on Teen Come Squad or banging black boxes.

[D]

Yeah, yeah. There's no doubt in my mind.

[C]

Yeah, I re. I think I remember reading something about

[B]

that, and, you know, he had some wiggle room on mind and New Whs on the Block.

[C]

Do you think New Wh on the Block is, like, set in the 90s or something? Because that's a great idea.

[B]

In the 90s. Yeah.

[D]

You know what, Blake? No, I think they were like, hey, remember New Kids on the Block? What about New Horrors on the Block? And the similarities. Stop there.

[C]

Bullshit. You don't think. Manuel.

[B]

I bet they had, like, neon leggings or something.

[C]

Yeah, come on. Manuel Ferreira put thought into that.

[D]

I think that they just were like, that's a thing. Adam, you're giving him too much credit. I mean, do I hope and wish. Yes.

[C]

Do I pray? Do I hope?

[B]

Manuel, he's an art.

[C]

He is.

[B]

He's an artist, okay?

[C]

He puts thought into everything.

[D]

Blake, for my birthday, gave me a Ghostbusters porno 15, 10 years ago. And of course, it stars Evan Stone in, like, the Venkman role. And I throw it on and. And Evan Stones. I had to. The. The pictures on the back, you're automatically curious.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. You gotta check it out.

[B]

You gotta throw it on.

[D]

His Bill Murray impression. Impression. His Bill Murray impression is, like, legit. It's. I've never seen anybody with a Bill Murray impression. And his was very good. It's crazy.

[C]

Yeah, he kind of wrote the. Wrote the book.

[B]

And by the way, he won AVN's male performer of the year for a fifth time.

[C]

Manuel.

[B]

In January of 2024 of 2014. Manuel.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So when we saw him, it probably was when he was on his absolute, absolute streak.

[C]

He was on a tear of winning male performance.

[D]

Keep on rocking and rolling.

[B]

Yeah. God damn. And. And I don't know if you guys saw this, but Ferreira and alongside Riley Steele sure is in an episode of Mancers titled Airplane Plane Hanger On. That's a. That's a. A segment I'm laughing.

[C]

That don't roll off the tongue like New on the Block to discuss their

[B]

careers for a second segment. How can you become a pork tastic porn star?

[C]

That shit's important.

[D]

What show? Okay, what show can I buy the box set of.

[B]

Yeah, it was called Mancers.

[C]

I remember Mancers. That was just a. Oh, yeah. Was that a show on Spike or something, man?

[B]

Yeah, you're right. Spike and Stack. Don't act like you don't.

[D]

That's the safest guess of all time. Was that on Spike.

[B]

And I like how when Blake is. Is acting like he doesn't know.

[C]

And. And that was. Epis was seven, right. And the pork. The pork tastic. Wasn't that episode 37?

[B]

How do you become a pork tastic?

[D]

Was. Was Maners hosted by that blonde dude with the spiky hair?

[C]

What was it? I can't.

[D]

I don't fully remember who's hosting that one.

[C]

Did it have a host?

[B]

I. I kind of. I have a lot of tabs open over here. We're really lost it. Maners.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Hosted by.

[C]

There was no.

[D]

Yeah, I don't think they're really.

[C]

Ward Roberts.

[D]

How did that. How did it work?

[C]

AI, I don't think I ever watched, man. And. And I feel freaking terrible for that.

[D]

I got a feeling if we'd watched it, we'd be different guys.

[B]

By the way, it garnered an average of 1.1 million viewers.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

That's a lot.

[C]

Yeah, it was the glory days.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Those guys are on only fans now.

[B]

That was a lot for basic cable

[C]

television back in the day Spike was running it.

[D]

Have you guys been on X lately? The like Twitter?

[C]

No, I've. I've completely abandoned it at this point.

[D]

I think if anyone sends me a link, by the way, somebody sent me like a very like, safe link, like funny video of like a group of like middle school boys who are. The game is they fill their mouths with water and then they pull something out of their back backpack that they brought to school that's supposed to make somebody else laugh. And it's like miscellaneous objects. Very wholesome. I watch that, I go, oh, that's cool. I would have loved to do that or like tell my kid to do that. I swipe up and then it's just like famous Chinese influencer falls off building after being caught in bed with like woman. He's like holding on to the side of the building like, you know, a fucking like cheater type dude with a grappling hook falls and then you just hear the splat. And I'm like, X. Oh, I'm good.

[C]

Hey, X gonna give.

[B]

X is always gonna give it to you.

[C]

That's how they make their money.

[D]

And you go on the comments section cuz you're just like, what are people thinking? They love it. They love it, they love it.

[B]

They love it, they love it.

[D]

It's crazy.

[B]

I'm not. I'm not on X. I've. I've fully given up on X. Given it to me.

[D]

I Only go on. When someone sends me a link and I'm like, what is this? And then you're there.

[C]

Who is still on X? Who is still doing that? I feel like that is a.

[D]

A lot of people. A lot of people. And dude, it's all the worst. It's. It's just like. And I look, I'm. I'm beating a dead horse, which. I saw that video too. I've said this before.

[C]

Very good.

[D]

I'm. It's all garbage. And the people on there and the comments.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Are just garbage comments. It's crazy.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

It's the fucking anger on there and like, the. I don't even know what. Who goes there to, like, watch their news. That's a lot of it is people watching, like their favorite guy who covers news or gal who covers news. Fucking. I don't know. I don't know. It's. It's very strange.

[C]

I think even. I think even at that point, like, it's not a good source for news either. It's. It's just completely lost the plot. It's lost the plot over there.

[D]

It's wild, dude. People love it.

[C]

I wonder if we will see a time. I. I wonder if we will see a time when, like, social media is less relevant, like, if it will ever go away. It feels like it's fading slightly, but maybe I'm just like on the old apps and I don't know.

[B]

I think. I think we're getting old. And the tick. The tik Tok is running strong, dude. And the algorithms are just. Don't worry, they'll be new, one better and stronger. And it's going to know what you want before you want it, and it'll just feed.

[C]

Okay, like, what about, like, the stuff, like. Because there are. The government is taking steps to sort of like, prevent kids from being on social media. But do you think that, that. That if they don't get their hooks in you by the time you're 16, maybe it will lead to people being like, oh, I don't. I don't need this as part of my, my life.

[B]

I realized, dude, there wasn't social media when we were 16, so the hooks were not in us, but it was something new. We were all addicted.

[C]

It's something that, like, evolved with us. We weren't thrown into this, like, tornado of what it is. It, like, has become something way less pure.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Like, originally it was kind of sick.

[D]

TV existed before we were born and we were just like, yeah, there's tv.

[B]

Yeah, well, sure. Yeah. And it was just like, like, hey, top eight. I'm gonna put all my, all my friends in the top eight. Or like someone would put like, I'm just gonna put different Spider man accounts. How crazy is that?

[C]

Yeah, social media was a form of like an extreme form of self expression. Now you don't even see the people you follow. It's just a hub to buy. That's it. Well, that's not it, but that's the majority of it.

[D]

The wildest thing I was thinking about the other day is that like, you can now see anything on the Internet, right?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Whatever you want to see something you've never even thought of, you can find it on fucking anywhere. And yet AI is creating even crazier, wilder stuff. Like, we can already find it all and yet somehow we click on like. I'm like, is that a fucking dolphin in the hallway of a high school, dude?

[B]

My dad showed me a video the other day and he, he didn't, for whatever reason, he just didn't put it together that it was AI because he doesn't know to question everything at this point. Right, right now there's, he shows me this, this video. He goes, jesus Christ, look at this. And I'm like, what? And he's watching a video of a plane coming in, landing on a aircraft carrier, but there's a helicopter right in the middle of the Runway. And the, the jet comes in and then like quickly maneuvers up to get away from the helicopter, clips the helicopter blades, spins out the, the pilot ejects himself, and he's coming back down to the. On top, on top of the aircraft carrier. And then four speedboats are driving on top of the aircraft carrier to come get the pilot who is on the tarmac.

[C]

Yeah, okay.

[B]

And, and I go, I go to my dad and I go, well, it's AI. And he goes, yeah, well, how can you tell? And I go, maybe the boats that are driving on the tarmac. And he goes, they have those now. Well, he was like, boats could have wheels. Yeah, I guess so. I'm like, yeah, but dude, yeah, I hope you would guess so. But you didn't. You didn't guess so.

[D]

It's wild. Yeah, but to my point, it's like you can see military crashes and explosions and. And yet we still are like, not enough AI make more, more insane. And I'm like, where do we stop? Where do we stop?

[B]

I need more slap.

[C]

Who was even prompting the thing you just explained, like, who was like, dude, you know what? I need to make a video where a jet almost Hits a helicopter and then speedboats come and rescue the. The pilot. Like, what, the teenager? Why does that happen?

[B]

Yeah, a teenager. But then you'd think what was funny is he didn't get that. That teenager porno in it. He didn't.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Where's Miguel Fiara?

[C]

Where's the new horse on the block?

[D]

Is the aircraft carrier a dick or not?

[C]

I'm so confused what these kids are doing.

[B]

Evil. Where's the evil anal? Where is the evil anal?

[D]

Pilot ejected. Was you the come?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So is the anal or is it just regular wholesome anal?

[D]

By the way, no wonder Blake is like, this guy is super hot. He's broken.

[C]

So you didn't finish. Right. So the speedboats get up to him and then they. They each other, right? Like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Okay, Now I understand. Thank you.

[B]

I guess I didn't stick around long enough. Yeah, yeah.

[C]

You gotta wait till the end for me. Yeah, that's a really good point.

[B]

But there is going to be a point that. That there won't be those fuckups.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[D]

They're already.

[B]

And that's. That's just like next year coming within like, weeks from now that it'll be good enough.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And then it sucks.

[D]

But I guess you're asking who's prompting these? It's the people prompting them are like, hey, I've got two hours on the couch. I'm just gonna make a bunch of. Of these, see how many hits they get, and see if I can get money.

[C]

Yeah, I got to get better at that.

[D]

Like, there were people doing on Spotify, there were people having AI make songs and then creating AI listeners to listen to those songs repeatedly. And then they were just collecting the money. And then Spotify had to be like, wait a second, this is where we are crazy.

[B]

There also was so, like, Amazon made some kind of rule that you could only publish, and then the amount was crazy. Like, six books a day. You could only publish six books a day because. And I don't know if that's the exact number, but it was a number that you're like, well, no one. No one can publish six books a day.

[C]

Right?

[B]

But they made a rule because people were publishing rl st hundreds, if not thousands of books a day.

[C]

Day.

[B]

And you know, you know, you get a mom out there who's just like, I. I like this author. And, you know, dude, even you get 10,000 of them and suddenly you're making a fortune selling these dumb books. These, like, beach read type books or even that are Just a prompt.

[D]

My kid has gotten two AI books, one from an aunt that was just, like, these, like, beautiful, like, squirrels that, like, lived in, like, little homes that had, like, fireplaces and, like, pictures over the mantle. And, like, that's kind of sick. Yeah. But then you read it and you're

[C]

like, this doesn't make sense.

[D]

Saying anything. And then another one that was just kind of like a biopic. Biopic. A bio book about some soccer player from Norway that was like, this is where he's from. And it was like, bad paintings of him, like, scoring goals and, like, cheering. And you're like, this is not. No one made Thatcher, bitch.

[B]

My mom made a.

[C]

A.

[B]

An AI book for Bow. And. And we didn't tell her to do this, but she did it. And it. Whatever. It's fine. Gave AI a photo of Bo.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

So then, like, his. He's the character.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But they, like, they would, like, up his teeth. He'd be, like, smiling. His teeth are all kind of weird looking.

[D]

Actually heard that's kind of cool and helpful for young people.

[B]

And you're like, huh? They, like, bo doesn't have, like, really up teeth.

[C]

Doesn't have 1,000 teeth.

[D]

And even if you did, you'd still love them, right? Even if, like.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

I. Personally, I wouldn't.

[C]

Oh, man. You could always fix that. You could always fix that. But maybe that's what's cool.

[B]

Oh, I'm sorry. D. That hit home for you.

[C]

That's wild. I have not explored because to me, that's seems pretty. It seems pretty cool. Hitting home should be your book, dude. I'm hitting it. I'm mean it. I'm. Because I remember in the 90s growing up, like, one of the coolest things was when you would get a book where you.

[D]

You did.

[C]

You sent in, like, your picture or, like, the.

[B]

You were born in 1984, dude.

[C]

But this is when I would remember. So, like, remember, it would be a book, and it would just have your name in it, and you'd be like, oh, my God. This. This book is a story about Blake, and it was just like a plug and play thing.

[D]

Yeah, all my books had my brother's names in them.

[B]

Hunter's desk does not know that life.

[C]

I'm sorry, brother.

[B]

There's no book that they wrote. Honors.

[C]

I'm sorry.

[B]

Because they would lose money.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

But yeah, I mean, it was cool when you would go to a com. Whatever, a gift shop or something, and you're just at the mall with your mom and there's like, a license Plate and it says Adam. And you're like, what?

[D]

No, we have to get that. She's like, not real, mate.

[B]

Oh, yeah. No, we don't.

[C]

Jus. Never got to experience.

[B]

Never got to experience that ever.

[C]

I'm sorry, bro. We gotta get you a bunch of.

[D]

That's the biggest laugh of the pod.

[B]

Yeah. Laughing.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Why is that the funniest thing on the podcast so far? That's the hardest I've heard Blake laugh.

[D]

Yeah. In months. Because, well.

[B]

Hey, Blake, any take backs? Any apologies?

[C]

I'm sorry I laughed so hard. But maybe what we should do is create a whole entire merch page of all. All just under specific stuff and give you. Give that to you for your birthday. Just license plates, keychains, just Anders swagged out. That would be sick.

[D]

Well, I think now you can do that. You can print your own on the Internet.

[B]

I think you can very easily do that now. Yeah. I mean, we told Ders. Or. Sorry, we told Isaac for months that we wanted a ma before we went on the tour. There was. We were like, could we do a magic Eye? And I kept pitching that it's our buttholes, but, you know, and I'm not sure everyone was fully on board with that. But the fact that we didn't just sell Magic Eye posters and then it's just the three of us doing something stupid.

[C]

I got. I got this cool swag. But this was made, Mr. Opportunity, made just by a guy that. In Cozumel we weren't selling these things. Pretty damn sick.

[B]

Oh, is that. Well, none. Neither D. Or I can see what you're pointing at because you're underwater.

[D]

Oh, there we go.

[B]

You are really underwater on your screen.

[C]

Am I? Oh, crystal clear for the viewers.

[B]

All right.

[A]

Well, that.

[B]

Yeah, that looks kind of tight.

[C]

It's like a.

[B]

Was that like a little surfboard or what is that?

[D]

The dude at the mall had to be made cuz he knew we were all going to be. Oh, what is it? Disembarking. What is it?

[B]

Yeah, sick. Sick. Yeah. How sick is that?

[C]

Super tight, tight butthole.

[B]

I want to see. Because a lot of the. Those cruises come through the. That Cozumel port. What are the leftovers like? Oh, because he made a bunch of them. I'm sure he probably sold a few.

[C]

That's made to order. He can whip them out really quick. Really quick. Like I. I watched him do that.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

But he has just sitting on it to like.

[C]

He had like one on display.

[D]

Advertising.

[C]

Yeah, one on display. He probably threw that in the river. Or the ocean.

[B]

Yeah, the river.

[D]

I thought we were on the river.

[B]

You thought we came. You thought we came up on a river. You know, I would like to apologize for mentioning my green jizz again. Chloe did mention to not mention that. She's like, maybe let's just not talk about our green jizz on the podcast

[D]

because it is your collective now as a college.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Unified couple.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Now.

[B]

I mean, sir, I don't like it.

[D]

What's yours is hers.

[B]

She's like, maybe we just don't talk about that kind of stuff. And I can't help it. It's who I am. You know, I'm an open book.

[C]

We love you.

[B]

Let people know that. I. Maybe I. Maybe I had gonorrhea. Maybe I had gonorrhea. I don't know.

[C]

I don't.

[B]

But my doctor said I didn't, so.

[C]

Yeah. And that checks out. Bodies are weird. Bodies.

[D]

Bodies are weird. Can. And. And can.

[B]

Bodies are weird, Man.

[D]

Todd, Anna, if we could just title this episode Bodies are Weird. You don't have to send us a bunch of title ideas. We got it. It's right there, guys. Yes.

[C]

Yeah, sure. Approved.

[B]

Approved. Any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams over here, boys.

[D]

You know, I'm sorry I put you on the spot about whether or not you gave money to the charity. Of course I knew I did. You had.

[B]

Of course I knew that.

[C]

That.

[B]

That wasn't a. It wasn't a thing a lot of people were doing, I think just because there was a lot of glad handing.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

So you. For like, for like four hours the night before, we went to a par. A giant party where hundreds of donors were. And you just sort of mingle and, you know, meet all these people and. And so I think that was.

[D]

And does the glad handing keep the power on of the artificial lungs that the baby might need, or does the cash.

[B]

I honestly think it does, cuz they gave so much money.

[C]

$4.2 million.

[D]

That is a lot. That's great.

[C]

That's cool, man.

[B]

Like, what a.

[C]

What a cool event. The big slick shout out to them. Glad you went, Adam. That just sounds like an awesome cause. And to raise that much money is really, really cool.

[B]

Absolutely. And by the way, I'm gonna make sure your invitations do not get lost in the mail. They would happily have you.

[C]

Yeah, we got to pull up.

[D]

It's interesting. It's interesting.

[B]

I don't know why I didn't think of it.

[A]

The.

[B]

The. The impractical jokers were all there. They were there.

[C]

I've been on that show. Come on. Yeah, I'm a. I'm a part time joker. You saw Sal? Damn.

[B]

I saw Sal hung with Sal.

[C]

Damn.

[B]

Hung with Myrrh.

[C]

Hung with Q. Oh, Q's the man.

[B]

I was throwing down with those.

[C]

Man. Those are good, dude.

[B]

They're all great. Me?

[C]

Yeah, they're really.

[B]

Dude, it was a. Dude, the gym. The gym at this hotel was awesome. At one point, it was just me, Myr, Will Forte, and Richard Kind.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

Oh, wow. That is a crew, dude.

[D]

Powerhouse.

[C]

What's your. Dude, the amount of weight that could put up.

[B]

Bang. And weight. They must have weights.

[C]

They ran out of weight. Weight. Holy smokes.

[B]

They did, dude.

[D]

They're in there shooting ropes.

[C]

God damn, boy.

[B]

Dude, Richard Kind, pretty strong guy.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I imagine he has a bare strength, sturdy frame.

[B]

Oh, they did a very funny bit where Taryn Killum and I think Joe Latrulio and Forte and Zach Levi, they come out and they're doing like a Backstreet boys where they saying, tell me why. Ain't nothing but that song. And they're all doing it. And then they bring up Richard Kind to just do the tell me why so there ain't nothing but a heartache. And then Richard Kind in his classic Tell me why. Tell me why. Yeah, it crushed, dude. I'm like, this. This was a. A grade a bit.

[C]

That's great.

[B]

Richard Kindman, what a legend.

[C]

He's one of the best.

[D]

And nobody knows us, but kind of bars. He. He's like, really a zillion dollars.

[B]

You know, he was one of the celebrities that he was roommates with George Clooney, when they were just starting out.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

In.

[C]

That's right. They're like best.

[B]

They're like best buds. And when Clooney, however many years ago, 10 years ago or now, sold his tequila company for a billion dollars, he gave all of his closest friends, like 15 of his closest friends friends, they took. Took them all to dinner and then, like, brought out a plate with like, a little thing to take off. Off for, like underneath where your dinner is. And there was a check for a million dollars each. Is that. And then he paid the taxes on the. Apparently he paid the taxes on the gift as well, so.

[C]

And none of you guys have a tequila in the works or anything like that?

[B]

Well, I put it on Isaac, so

[D]

I'm just saying, big steps, big sips. Maybe we can get one of those things where you put the food under and take it off of and have a check in there.

[C]

Let's just say we're talking. We're talking more to come.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

No, I feel like none of us are going to make that kind of money, but I could see one of us doing pretty well and then give gifting the. The other two, you know, five grand or something.

[C]

Yeah, five G's. I mean, that's a. Yeah.

[B]

Just being like, hey, man.

[C]

Two. Two.

[B]

Okay. Well, I was shooting. I was. I was trying to go big.

[C]

But you're shooting a big rope.

[B]

Yeah, you're shooting. I was shooting a big rope.

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