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Adam DeVine
Welcome to this is Important, a production of iHeartRadio, the show where we only talk about what is most obviously very crucially important. Today on this is Important.
Ders
I'm going to be a gentleman tonight. Let me your brain sound.
Adam DeVine
I'll see myself out.
Ders
All right.
Adam DeVine
Sorry.
Blake Anderson
Well, of course you're going to want to go home at the end of the night and get a robot blowjob.
Adam DeVine
Let's go.
Ders
Let them know.
Blake Anderson
Oh, dude.
Ders
Oh, what a week it's been.
Blake Anderson
Oh, what a week.
Ders
What a week.
Blake Anderson
I tell you what a week. I. I did two weekends in a row back to back of just stuff. Dude, I. I did Bottle Rock and then last week I did Big Slick. Yeah, I gained 16 pounds.
Adam DeVine
Sixteen.
Blake Anderson
I can't stop eating.
Adam DeVine
I'm so hungry.
Blake Anderson
That's a lot.
Ders
You gotta poop.
Blake Anderson
Why, why is my body like that though?
Adam DeVine
Well, you probably. What were. What were you. What were you grubbing on? I mean, that's Kansas City. Were you eating some barbecue?
Blake Anderson
I only ate barbecue the last night in, in Kansas City. And dude, this place called Slaps, it was called Slaps Barbecue and it was great, but they.
Ders
Yeah, Slap Smack.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, we talked about it last week, but Big Slick, it's this huge fundraiser for Children's Mercy Hospital in Kansas City.
Ders
Gave money.
Blake Anderson
It's a. That's right, I did. And it is a children's cancer research hospital. So that's very cool. But the last night, like for all the celebrity guests, they got 15 different barbecue spots.
Ad Read Voice
Whoa.
Blake Anderson
So it was like every name barbecue spot in Kansas City was there. So you just went and did a taste test.
Ad Read Voice
Wow.
Adam DeVine
Dude, that's amazing.
Blake Anderson
And that was. We ate at like 11:30 at night because that's when everything wrapped up and that's when we. And we'd been drinking for most of the day. And then you know that I'm in like in bed. We had to, you know, flight the next morning, but I'm still up till like 2:30, 3 o' clock in the morning. The cause of diarrhea, dude, I was up all night long. I didn't sleep because my stomach was. Wild, but it tasted so good.
Adam DeVine
And.
Blake Anderson
And this is no shot. I can't believe I called out Slaps and then told that story. Because Slaps was delicious. And. And then there was a lot of other names that I wish.
Adam DeVine
Bryant. I've been to Arthur Bryant. When I was out there, that place was.
Blake Anderson
Arthur Bryant is the classic, the classic old One. But everyone, everyone was like, there's some new joints that are on that are. Are doing some big, big things.
Adam DeVine
I love Kansas City.
Blake Anderson
Kansas City's a cool town, man. Yeah, cool town.
Adam DeVine
They got a good scene over there.
Ders
It's in Missouri.
Blake Anderson
I brought clothes that I fit in on the first day. I was there for three days.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And then I tried to wear the same pants that I wore on the way out there. Couldn't fit in them. Your boobs are huge.
Ders
Not gonna give it to you.
Blake Anderson
Couldn't fit in the same pants.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
Damn, dude. Yeah, dude.
Blake Anderson
I don't understand why my body does this.
Adam DeVine
Just grow in the butt.
Ders
I don't know why I know this. Adam, you famously do not wear a belt famously.
Blake Anderson
Why?
Adam DeVine
What's up with that?
Blake Anderson
It's such a. I'm famous for it.
Adam DeVine
You can match it with your. Your shoes. I feel like a nice belt. It's like a watch.
Ders
Doesn't that top button just got a
Adam DeVine
lot riding on it? For dear, dear life. Would you bust a button?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, well, I. My ass holds up all pants. I've never had a problem with sagging, cuz the ass will hold it there.
Adam DeVine
Right, right, right. That shelf.
Blake Anderson
So I've, you know, Blake, his pay.
Jenny Garth
I.
Blake Anderson
You know, which I don't understand because you're. You have such a top ass.
Adam DeVine
Thank you.
Ders
But he doesn't bring it over the ass. He keep. He keeps.
Blake Anderson
You got to pull it up.
Ders
He keeps it up.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, just pull it up.
Adam DeVine
I like to keep it under the butt cheeks.
Ders
That's what 50 is going to be for Adam.
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Yes.
Adam DeVine
Thank you.
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Right.
Blake Anderson
Now, when you sit down on a chair, aren't you like my.
Ders
His underwear is bare.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, the cotton. The cotton like my is liter pressed against this chair.
Adam DeVine
Moments away.
Blake Anderson
It's just a thin piece of cotton away from the chair that I'm sitting.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, it's probably. It's probably not. Not kind.
Ders
Which Adam, I would assume you don't have a problem with because you enjoy sitting bare ass on any toilet seat anywhere around the world.
Blake Anderson
Urine or no urine, my is not touching that.
Adam DeVine
Right? Well, my.
Blake Anderson
Your isn't touching my isn't touching it.
Ders
When you sit down, your is not puckered up against the plank.
Blake Anderson
But it's. It is so close. It is so close.
Ders
Mine's up in.
Adam DeVine
I will. I have a wallet that I sit on. So that kind of is like.
Ders
Mine is. Mine's up in Blake's, isn't it?
Blake Anderson
Blake's is on the outside.
Adam DeVine
Mine, when I sit down, I kind of sit. Sprint with my, like, one cheek first, then, like, open my butt, then sit down. So it's like kind of. I sit famously.
Ders
Famously.
Blake Anderson
Famously famous.
Ders
You're famous.
Blake Anderson
You're known for it.
Adam DeVine
I like to keep it spread.
Ders
Is that why when you get up in a hurry, it goes like this
Adam DeVine
similar.
Blake Anderson
I don't think the microphone picked that up, but he did the.
Ders
He did the.
Blake Anderson
The pop thing where you put your finger in your mouth and flick your cheek.
Ders
Get your 1940s.
Adam DeVine
Guess what I just discovered is. Is. Is fully work still a thing. That's such a cool. That's the coolest job in Holly.
Blake Anderson
I think AI has taken that.
Adam DeVine
Son of a.
Ders
Really?
Adam DeVine
I think that's some of the coolest stuff like that. The behind the scenes on. On how they would make the noises. It's just. Guys just punch.
Ders
There's funny, like, comedy sketches about making Foley. Right. And they just kind of, like, make fun of people.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Todd, I know it's still a thing, but I'm saying it's gone.
Adam DeVine
It's gone.
Blake Anderson
It's gone within six months. No one's gonna get paid to. To be a Foley artist.
Ders
Sure.
Blake Anderson
Unless you're like, what film and television is going to be is, like, most of it is done with AI with the help of AI. There will still be actors, and there will still be these things. But, like, the Foley artist, he gone. But then it'll be. Yeah, the type of thing where it's, like, bespoke, and it'll be like the hipster version of filmmaking. And they're like, we still use real Foley artists.
Ders
Right.
Adam DeVine
You know who's going to be heading that up, right?
Blake Anderson
Not you, dude, you're not gonna.
Adam DeVine
I know.
Ders
The person you're suggesting is also not gonna be heading it up. I already know who you're coming with.
Adam DeVine
I know Kyle
Blake Anderson
gonna head it up.
Ders
Kyle's the opposite.
Adam DeVine
No, no, he's going for it, dude.
Ders
Are you kidding me? He's already doing, like, the gray stage stuff where he's like, I don't want anything.
Adam DeVine
That's kind of cool too. Super minimal.
Ders
And by the way, this is the hilarious thing about, like, we're all dialing things back, and jobs are always changing. Obviously. Like, we do more cgi. There's no more.
Blake Anderson
Obviously. Famously puppetry.
Ders
Famously Hollywood is always shifting, moving, shaking, going this way. Famous creating jobs here. Jobs are extinguished over here.
Adam DeVine
Okay.
Ders
Got no words, got no bouquet. This idea.
Blake Anderson
Can we talk about Blake's asshole again?
Ders
But this idea that, like, some jobs. Some jobs are just Gone now. And like, we have to move on.
Adam DeVine
Yes.
Ders
We're doing something where all the jobs are going to be gone. Yeah, like you're talking about Foley. As if no one needs Foley. No one needs any of anything.
Blake Anderson
But that's not just our business. That's not just movies and television. That is everything.
Ders
But the way we talk about it, the way we talk about is like, we can free up the budget and it's cheaper and we could do more and we don't need set decoration. We don't need any of it. So anytime you go, we're gonna do without that. Just be ready for the set decorators to go. I'm actually gonna build a set. It's gonna be sick. And then I'm gonna have AI write a story and put actors inside the set I built.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's right.
Adam DeVine
You.
Blake Anderson
It's science.
Ders
Be ready for that.
Adam DeVine
Let me ask you this. Let me ask you.
Jenny Garth
Okay.
Blake Anderson
I didn't mean anything about the Foley artist. I like, I like Foley artists. I think it's tight.
Adam DeVine
What will be the very last job on earth? What will be the final job?
Ders
The oldest.
Adam DeVine
The oldest profession, baby.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's right.
Adam DeVine
No, there's no way.
Blake Anderson
Well, there's gonna be sex robots that are all gonna live in all of our houses.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, Robots are going to be choring your brother.
Ders
Stand up. Stand up comedians think it's going to be stand up. And I'm like, guys, you have to stop. You got to get out of your bubble. No one gives a.
Adam DeVine
No, you think the last job on earth is going to be stand up comedian?
Ders
I have heard many stand up. Come on podcast. Be like, well, no one can do what we do. And I'm like, guys, stop, stop.
Blake Anderson
Well, no, I think, I think live entertainers will be one of the last because I think people are still. The more AI, the more it goes down the road of AI and and fake slob, the more you're going to want to pay money to go see someone talented doing their talent until no
Ders
one wants to go see it.
Adam DeVine
Right. There's nothing, there's nothing like being at a live stage show, a little black box theater. It is just.
Ders
Okay, I'll just watch. There's one on my phone. I'll watch. There's one on my eyeball. Contact lens in place.
Adam DeVine
Well, being. Being there with an audience, it's just. There's nothing like that you guys are fucking thinking.
Ders
So 2026, you tell me that someone in like a La Z boy with their dick sucking robot wants to leave that and go watch live entertainment because it's so electric. They're going to be watching a standup made by AI on their goggles, getting Dom a giant skunk woman with titties.
Adam DeVine
It's a half Carrot Top, half Simba.
Blake Anderson
I guess when you put it like that. I'm just saying put it like that famously.
Adam DeVine
Okay. Yeah. So, okay, stand up's out, but I think there's gonna. There's got to be some job out there. What will be the last.
Blake Anderson
You know what, Anders? I guess I will wear a belt.
Adam DeVine
What? Why?
Blake Anderson
Just to bring it full circle, you know?
Adam DeVine
Wait a. Yeah, that. Well, yeah.
Blake Anderson
You know what? I gu. Going to start wearing a belt.
Ders
Good girl.
Adam DeVine
I'm really. I'm really trying to think of, what the hell.
Ders
Get a belt sponsor for my guy.
Adam DeVine
Come on, dude, let's get some leather up in.
Ders
And there's those cool belt. Cool belts that have, like, hidden knives and where they're like, you can wear this in an airport and still kill somebody.
Blake Anderson
The.
Adam DeVine
Like a Batman utility belt.
Ders
Oh, yeah.
Adam DeVine
That's kind of hard.
Blake Anderson
I didn't. I didn't know there's cool belts like
Ders
that, but I. I'm assuming must be like, weapon belts. Is a whole, like, prepper.
Adam DeVine
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ders
When you're, like, scrolling on some website and then there's just an ad for, like, weapon belts, and you're like, weapon belts.
Adam DeVine
I don't think I get yet to see those, but I don't doubt that they're a real thing.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I could see them being real.
Adam DeVine
That seems pretty. But I feel like I would have ran into one at a Renaissance fair, and. And I have not.
Blake Anderson
So now you think you just went to a Renaissance fair not too long ago. What are they. Are they, like. Are they pretending that they're fully in the Renaissance? Like, how far in the Renaissance are they?
Ders
And.
Blake Anderson
And, I mean, is it.
Ders
I've ren. Fairs been coachellified.
Blake Anderson
That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah. Is it. Is it, like. Absolutely. It's like. It's the Renaissance. But the beer's cold, right?
Adam DeVine
Yeah. No, no, no, no, no.
Ad Read Voice
The.
Adam DeVine
The. The Ren Fair.
Blake Anderson
There's ice.
Adam DeVine
There's a cor.
Blake Anderson
Frying their corn dogs.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, there's always been that, but more than ever.
Ders
Adam, you're ruining it.
Blake Anderson
Right?
Adam DeVine
It's been so hijacked by. Well, here we go again. Social media and all that. It's just not. It's just not pure in the same way. There's, like, a lot of people that Pure. That. Take it like, very tongue in cheek. Like, there's a ton of Shreks now and Lord Farquas and all that kind of stuff, and they're just not taking it seriously like it used to be.
Blake Anderson
Oh, dude, you have to take it serious.
Ders
Tell me. Tell me more about the Shrek stuff here. Why is it just a Shrek crossover and not every other.
Adam DeVine
Because Shrek takes place in, like, medieval times castles and. And stuff like that.
Ders
So there's a lot of stuff. Are there a lot of, like, Robin Hoods?
Adam DeVine
There's some.
Ders
Or like, chick Robin Hoods with the titties out and the arrows going through.
Adam DeVine
Wait, I mean, like, why?
Ders
Why. Why? Just Shrek?
Blake Anderson
Wait. Chick Robin Hoods with the arrows going through the titties?
Adam DeVine
Is that.
Blake Anderson
Was that your pitch?
Adam DeVine
That's kind of a hard. That's kind of a sick. That's kind of sick, dude.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, sick.
Ders
Because I would, too.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
That's disgusting.
Adam DeVine
Objectifying it.
Ders
Yeah. Adam wants them out and no arrows going.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, there's no arrows. They should be out, but no arrows.
Ders
No, no, there's arrows. She's got two quivers and the arrows are pointing to them.
Adam DeVine
Hello.
Blake Anderson
And the arrows are neon lights. Neon light arrows.
Ders
I guess I just want to know, are there really a lot of Shreks, or did you just see us Shrek? And you're saying there's a lot of Shreks?
Adam DeVine
No, there's a lot of Shrek's. Like, there's packs of Shrek. There's like. Because they're ogres and it's, like, funny.
Ders
Is this because of Adam dressing up like Shrek?
Adam DeVine
It's kind of like. It's just like Shrek is kind of a movement. Shrek has become something more than just a movie. There's like Shrek parties. There are. Dude, I'm telling you, there's like.
Ders
I don't.
Blake Anderson
I mean, I. I was dressed as. As Shrek in the seminal hit film.
Ders
Just said that.
Blake Anderson
The outlaws.
Adam DeVine
Yes. On Netflix. Looking on Netflix.
Ders
Adam's looking off yonder.
Adam DeVine
I think the other thing about Shrek is like, you can. You can do a. Like a low budget. Like, you see, most people do it in a low budget form, and it's just kind of, like, funny. It's like. It's like, nailed it. But you're dressing as Shrek, so it's just. It's.
Ders
But it's not gonna get funnier than when Adam did it.
Blake Anderson
That's right.
Adam DeVine
Absolutely not.
Blake Anderson
In the seminal hit film Yellows.
Ders
So do you Tell them that. Do you tap him and go, hey, I know what you're doing. Not even close.
Blake Anderson
Apparently there's Shrek raves that they're doing now.
Adam DeVine
Yes, man. I'm telling you, Shrek is a fucking thing, dude.
Ders
Okay, I don't know. I don't know anything anymore. Sure, sorry.
Adam DeVine
You're out in the cold, man.
Ders
I don't bring anything.
Adam DeVine
The Shrek rave looks kind of fun too. People get fucking loose and imagine, dude.
Blake Anderson
But. But to your point, people want to go out and about and they want to get dressed up like Shrek and they want to go to a rave, and they don't necessarily always want to sit at home having a robot chor on their dang holy. You know, they don't always want that. They want to get out and about with the other Shreks.
Adam DeVine
As long as there's a thirst, I'm just gonna be shrek.
Ders
Cut to 20 years from now when you haven't. You haven't left the crap.
Blake Anderson
Well, of course you're gonna want to go home at the end of the night and get. Get a robot blowjob, but all day,
Ders
every day, it's awakened gag. You get. You're.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, okay.
Adam DeVine
Hello?
Ders
Yeah, I'm a time trip.
Adam DeVine
Are all of these dates different Shrek raves? Are you guys seeing how many Shrek raves there are?
Commercial Voice
That's right.
Adam DeVine
There's all over.
Blake Anderson
There's dozens the world. Dozens.
Adam DeVine
Winnipeg, July 3rd.
Ders
Are they official? Is someone making money?
Adam DeVine
Like somebody's cashing in?
Ders
Is Dreamworks cashing in on this?
Adam DeVine
Oh, that's a great question. I think it's not sanctioned.
Blake Anderson
I think you can get away with it if it's live.
Adam DeVine
Ders, check it out. October 9, Oslo, Norway. Vulcan Arena. Shrek rave is coming to Oslo.
Ders
Well, as long as you say oh, slow.
Blake Anderson
Oslo.
Adam DeVine
What is. Is that how Oslo?
Ders
It's awesome.
Blake Anderson
Oh, so. Oh, Blake, you're oh, so slow.
Ad Read Voice
Oh, what?
Adam DeVine
Okay, very good.
Blake Anderson
Oh, slow.
Adam DeVine
Have you been to Oslo?
Ders
I have, yeah.
Adam DeVine
That's tight, dude.
Ders
I went a coup years ago.
Blake Anderson
It's Oslo. Right? Oslo.
Ders
And you know what? They had bunch of license plates with my name on it from last week. I think we talked about that.
Adam DeVine
Son of a. Yeah, well, there's two Shrek raves back to back nights. That's how big it is out in Oslo.
Ders
Why did you skip right past Palmdale and Hollywood on the July 17? Where you going to be, dude?
Adam DeVine
Should we pull up at the Palladium? The Palladium Shrek rave is about to Go off, dude. So are people. I mean, this is just a. This turns into a fest.
Commercial Voice
Right?
Adam DeVine
This is Shrek's donkeys. Four quads. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
That's what it's all all about for Blake.
Ders
They're all four quads.
Blake Anderson
I think everything always does for someone like you. When you go to Comic Con and there's just like a furry walking with Sailor Moon.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Blake Anderson
And then, like, you know, Donatello from the Ninja Turtles and, like, they're all going home. And these three are.
Jenny Garth
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Each other's brains out.
Ders
Loose butthole smush.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, absolutely.
Announcer
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
It's the culture.
Blake Anderson
Some weird is going down anytime anyone gets dressed up. Anytime you put. If it's not just regular going out clothes.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Blake Anderson
If you're doing anything extra, it's to either someone's brains out or get your brains out.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
It's a bagel.
Blake Anderson
If there's any amount of Doing any amount of anything extra. Allegedly.
Adam DeVine
Sure. If you're painting your body in any way, does this go for, like, just
Ders
people dressing up normally?
Blake Anderson
Yeah, if it's. If it's too much. If it's too much.
Adam DeVine
Okay, so we gotta have Adam run
Ders
for president just so someone can be in charge who's like. And I'll decide what's too much.
Blake Anderson
It was too much. Yeah. I'm the best. I'm the greatest.
Adam DeVine
I think if there's any form of painting.
Ders
I mean, you're not wrong. You're not wrong. When you see people walking around with the titties out at Comic Con, I'm always like, yeah.
Adam DeVine
Or the Ren Fair.
Ders
You're gonna break these little guys brains walking around like this. Oh, yeah.
Adam DeVine
Yep.
Ders
You're gonna.
Blake Anderson
You're gonna be fizzled out or just even. Even like, my gym is directly across the street from Nobu.
Adam DeVine
Okay.
Ders
So it's the Adam, go get him.
Blake Anderson
I'm not at the Nobu. I'm across the street. And you from like the. The upstairs cardio equipment. It overlooks the valet where you pull up right in front of Nobu. And the amount of, like, extra flossing.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
People do.
Announcer
Right.
Blake Anderson
To just go out. I'm like, the only reason to do that is to. Or get perfect. There's no other reason.
Ders
Knock the brains out. Do we leave the brains out?
Blake Anderson
I think you couldn't clip that. Todd. Make sure to clip when I said the brains out earlier.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And splice it into that. Thank you.
Adam DeVine
But Nobu is an extremely. Like, Is a. Is an expensive restaurant. Like, these are people going there for, like, anniversaries.
Ders
Or they're a nice restaurant but it's
Blake Anderson
also become kind of like anniversaries. So you're going to want to brains out.
Ders
Yeah, it's like a fancy Cheesecake factory at this point.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. Well, how. What's the average price of a dish at Nobu, Todd.
Blake Anderson
But what is your point? What is your point?
Commercial Voice
Point?
Blake Anderson
It's expensive.
Adam DeVine
You gotta dress. You're gonna. You're not going to expensive restaurant to not. Dude, that's right.
Blake Anderson
That's what I'm saying.
Adam DeVine
Absolutely right. Yes. But you can correct.
Blake Anderson
You can. Because Chloe and I will go sometimes we're not, you know, we will go and we'll. We'll just go in like a. I'll wear a T shirt and jeans and. Well, you're an act because it's not. You're an actor.
Adam DeVine
Okay, well that's, that's elite. That's elite. You're. You're an elite. You're a Hollywood elite. It for the average Joe.
Ders
Nobu prides itself on being a place that's like kind of slick and sleek and like you dress up to go there because it's Nobu.
Blake Anderson
Okay, well maybe, maybe Nobu was the bad example. But I'm just. Because I see it so often of just like people flaw like wearing the craziest women wearing the craziest outfits and guys just looking like they are like car salesman.
Jenny Garth
Right.
Blake Anderson
You know what I mean?
Ders
Like, dude, this is all those women have. Yeah. They don't do anything. They dress up to go out or.
Blake Anderson
No, just guys looking like they're Dallas Reigns. Like every guy pulls up looks like he is Dallas Reigns. If you don't know who Dallas Reigns
Adam DeVine
is, looks like a weatherman.
Ders
Have you seen him lately? He is on fire.
Adam DeVine
Los Angeles's weatherman.
Blake Anderson
Los Angeles weatherman. His name is Dallas Rains and he's exactly what you think he would look like. Like silver hair that swooped back, you know what. With the biggest fakest teeth you' ever seen.
Adam DeVine
Always tan as hell.
Blake Anderson
So tan. And he's always dressed like he's about to someone's brains out.
Adam DeVine
He looks like a hot ass Crypt keeper.
Ders
I just watched him the other day and he's starting to look like a we weathered man. Oh, he's not looking.
Announcer
Okay.
Adam DeVine
The roast of Dallas Reigns.
Ders
He's always looked good. But just recently I was like, I don't know. I think the reigns need to be passed.
Blake Anderson
Okay.
Jenny Garth
Yes.
Blake Anderson
Point Lord, take the reins Lord, take the raid.
Ders
I think he is a legend.
Adam DeVine
Yes.
Ders
But I think the time has come. I think we need to see a new Dallas Reigns type guy for a new generation. It's, it's like LeBron, LeBron, you did it. You're a legend. Maybe it's time. Maybe it's time.
Adam DeVine
Pass the torch or take the reign.
Ders
And I'm not saying it is. I'm saying maybe it's time.
Adam DeVine
It's really hard to get rid of your, your local news people because you really grow, feel comfortable with them. And seeing them leave it, I feel like a piece of your heart goes with them.
Ders
Sure.
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Ders
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Blake Anderson
Well, I remember my dad was friendly. I won't say friends, but friendly with the Omaha weatherman Jim Flowers. And he always had a flower. What do they call that? A brooch? A boutonniere. Like you would have when you went to, like, prom or whatever. Sorry, burped. When you go to prom or whatever. My dad would say, whatever.
Adam DeVine
You didn't go, you didn't get invited or whatever.
Blake Anderson
Get invited or whatever.
Ders
When you go to prom, usually the
Blake Anderson
guy would invite the girl. Blake.
Adam DeVine
Not me, bro.
Ders
Okay, I see that you were too scared.
Blake Anderson
So finally a girl was like, blake, do you just. Would you like to go to prom? Thank you. Thank you for asking me.
Ders
We're cousins, though.
Adam DeVine
I am laughing, but that is what happened. But go ahead.
Jenny Garth
What?
Blake Anderson
You were too. You were too nervous to ask the girl.
Adam DeVine
I didn't want to go.
Blake Anderson
I didn't want to go, Rebel. Sure.
Adam DeVine
I think I just tagged along with a girl who wanted to go. Why?
Blake Anderson
Because your friends were having a mean game of Dungeons and Dragons in someone's basement? Well, for sure.
Adam DeVine
Half of my dude crew was not in attendance at the prom. Absolutely not.
Blake Anderson
I'm convinced. If you didn't want to go, Kyle was.
Ders
Yeah, Kyle was on the court or whatever, wasn't he?
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah, I'm on the. I was on the court, dog.
Ders
Nice.
Blake Anderson
If you didn't want to go to prom or homecoming that's just because you didn't have anyone. That you weren't going to harden your hair.
Adam DeVine
No.
Blake Anderson
And wear your shiniest shirts and try to someone's pants.
Adam DeVine
Well, for sure I'm not going because I didn't. I didn't feel like there was a huge chance of me getting laid off of going to prom.
Ders
But that's not even why you go.
Blake Anderson
Well, no. It's high school. You're not.
Ders
You don't go to your brains that are. Have your brains.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
That's not really why you're going.
Ad Read Voice
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
Then why are you going to prom? I'm not going to dance. I don't. I don't like those kind of events.
Ders
It's about sneaking alcohol. You go to dinner.
Commercial Voice
Yes.
Ders
And then you go in a limo split between. Seen 40 people all shoved in there. Someone's got a backpack full of Snapple and vodka.
Blake Anderson
And by the way, the girls. The girls are dressed prettier than they've ever been dressed.
Adam DeVine
Sure.
Ders
Sure.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, there's a. Yeah, there's a.
Blake Anderson
They're covered in glitter. It's pretty exciting.
Adam DeVine
It's like we're going to Nobu.
Blake Anderson
Yes. There will be the three guys who know how to break dance in your high school.
Adam DeVine
Yes.
Blake Anderson
There will be a circle around them. Right. They will be doing all their moves at the. They've been doing since sixth grade.
Adam DeVine
Well, now you're losing me.
Ders
Now they will. You're losing me. They will play black street.
Blake Anderson
No, see, Blake, this is when you're losing me again.
Ders
You sh.
Blake Anderson
That's you. I know you, Blake. I guarantee you, you would.
Ders
You would.
Blake Anderson
You like this stuff. I. I know you do. I know you do. You're pretending like you don't because you weren't invited.
Adam DeVine
No, there's not. Why I win.
Ders
And. And guys get to dress up. You know how I know? Kyle dressed like the dude who tried to shoot up the White House the other day. Guy. They showed a picture. Him, he's in like a black shirt, black tie with like herb black suit, black shirt with like a red tie. Just like full on like 90s California prom outfit. And then. And I seen Kyle wearing that fit hardcore.
Blake Anderson
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure. You. You would get your hair as hard as you possibly can. I. I liked all that stuff. I. I liked going to prom and homecoming and, you know, the older you got, the less cool it was. By senior year, like the last dance, you're like, like, all right, well, we got to do this again. But it's mostly about just you guys
Ders
have prom as a freshman, though.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, I guess maybe I have junior prom. Yes.
Blake Anderson
Y. Junior and senior.
Ders
Oh, we just had prom.
Adam DeVine
Ooh.
Blake Anderson
For everybody. For freshmen and sophomores as well.
Ders
No, just prom for seniors. Seniors prom.
Adam DeVine
There was no junior prom.
Ders
No junior prom.
Blake Anderson
Oh, the juniors and seniors got to go.
Ders
You want to know? And by the way, I'm a loser.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
Okay, let's hear it.
Blake Anderson
That's right.
Adam DeVine
Gotcha. Let's hear it. That's right. You went to. None.
Ders
My girl. My girlfriend Emma, now wife, was a senior. I came back from college and went to prom.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, that is some dude. When the dude was coming back.
Blake Anderson
But that. But it's what, a year? Just one year, right?
Ders
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
Okay.
Blake Anderson
Well, one year.
Ders
But I'd seen the world, dude. I'd been all the way to Wisconsin.
Adam DeVine
Yes, but what are you gonna do? You're gonna just let your girl. Exactly. Either she has to not go, or she's gonna what? Go stag.
Ders
And by the way, it's not like I didn't know a ton of people.
Guest Host
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You know, all those people. Like, one grade. One grade is fine. When you're go. When it's like, you've been out of school.
Ders
Thank you.
Blake Anderson
For more than one year.
Ders
Healing has.
Blake Anderson
You've been out of school for several.
Ders
Because whenever I walk into a room,
Blake Anderson
I go, they're gonna know.
Ders
I don't think these people know that I went to prom after I came back from college, but they can probably feel it and sense it. They just know I'm that guy. And so the fact that you've said this. Adam, thank you very much.
Blake Anderson
I think you're fine.
Ders
Thank you.
Adam DeVine
What is so bad about going to prom? Like, stag or whatever? How come you can't just roll up solo? Dolo. Like, nothing.
Ders
You could go, but I will. I will say that.
Blake Anderson
Just go and have fun.
Ders
Blake, I think once upon a time. I think once upon a time, there is an element of like. Like, can you just link up with a person?
Blake Anderson
Yes. I think that is what it is. Don't be a. And just ask somebody.
Ders
Just ask somebody. And by the way, if they say no, and when they say no, Blake,
Blake Anderson
you ask someone else. Or when they say no, oh, my God, you ask someone else.
Adam DeVine
Okay.
Blake Anderson
Yes. Someone else's little sister.
Adam DeVine
Understood. And on to the my next target, huh?
Ad Read Voice
But.
Ders
And I think 20, 26 here. I bet that's probably changed. I bet going as, like, a group is probably, like, the thing. But there is something to going. You know what? I'm going to Do. I'm going to ask this person. We're going to go together. We're going to have a time together. And it doesn't have to be our brains out, but let's just have a good time.
Blake Anderson
It's not about brain touch.
Adam DeVine
And. Of course.
Ders
And. Well, and that's kind of. It could be just the tradition of, like, all right, I'm going to. I'm going to be a gentleman tonight.
Jenny Garth
Let me.
Guest Host
Your brain.
Ders
Second.
Blake Anderson
No, but brains.
Adam DeVine
I agree.
Commercial Voice
Agree.
Adam DeVine
I definitely see the value in it now. Like, getting the courage to ask somebody dressing up. Like, it's good for, like, getting them a boutonniere.
Ders
It's just. It's a. It's just another social experiment. That's all it is.
Blake Anderson
So did you not go, Blake or you. You did.
Adam DeVine
I went to both my senior and junior prom. Yes.
Blake Anderson
Okay. Those are the grades.
Adam DeVine
Yes. Because I went with Claire and I went with Elise. I don't remember her name.
Blake Anderson
Okay. Forgot her name.
Adam DeVine
Very cool. It was one of my friend's sisters.
Ders
Okay.
Adam DeVine
Okay.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Huh.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And that's because that friend's mom, like, was just, like, just go with Blake. And he doesn't have anyone to go with.
Adam DeVine
I. I can't remember. Honestly, I'm, like, really racking my brain on how I ended up getting her as my date, but I don't recall asking her. I think it was forced upon me.
Ders
And Blake, was her name Elise? Because it was, like, a temporary thing. Like, Elise, like, you know,
Blake Anderson
Blake.
Adam DeVine
I don't know. Come on. I don't know.
Ders
By the way, you get to prom and all the girls just go hang out with each other anyway.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, everybody.
Ders
And then the dudes are sitting there being like, I'm not drunk anymore. I'm not drunk anymore. This is the worst.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Adam DeVine
See, you're. You're. You. You. Did both you guys get up to go? Yeah, I was too scared to do that at that point. I.
Blake Anderson
Yes. Well, we drank before. I wouldn't say we were up.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Blake Anderson
But, like, yeah, you got. You got a little drunk.
Ders
You had to get in, and the parents were, like, screaming.
Blake Anderson
They're like, smelling breath as you're like.
Adam DeVine
Yes. I remember them making it pretty hard to show up your wallet.
Announcer
And then.
Blake Anderson
And then if you went in to the bathroom with any amount of group.
Ders
Yeah.
Ad Read Voice
Then.
Blake Anderson
Then teachers are like, they're going in. They're.
Ad Read Voice
They're looking.
Blake Anderson
But I remember people, like, hiding like flasks in their shoes.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. Isn't that the whole. That's the fun of it. Right.
Ad Read Voice
Yes.
Ders
It's the cat and mouse. It's the tails. All this time.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. But remember, I remember that. Insane. Like, if they catch you drinking, like at the prom, you, like, won't graduate. Like, that's it.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Ders
You don't get to walk. Walk, I think, is what we had. Yeah.
Adam DeVine
Which kind of would be a bummer, right?
Ders
And I was like, yeah, I think
Blake Anderson
that would be a bummer for like, your parents. For you, I think could be like, what?
Adam DeVine
Who could.
Blake Anderson
I like. I. I'm trying to remember because I saw a video of like now, like, the thing is like, AI is saying like kids names.
Adam DeVine
Oh, yeah.
Blake Anderson
And they're like butchering their names. Oh, that's cool. They're like, do the AI is just like up someone's name.
Ders
Right.
Adam DeVine
It's like. It's like when there used to be the ET Ride at Universal Studios and it'd be like, goodby I black. Like, I couldn't say your pronoun.
Ders
Yeah, I. I sure probably like that.
Blake Anderson
I guess it's like that any of my.
Adam DeVine
Any of tii nation who remembers the ET Ride. It was amazing. He couldn't say your name very well at the end.
Blake Anderson
Well, he's E.T. i don't think he's had any. Any words very well.
Ders
He did.
Adam DeVine
He did. On this ride, he would say goodbye to everybody. Goodbye, aub. It was cool. Dude, that ride kick, that is sick.
Ders
That's just an accent. And honestly, say a little racist what you're doing right now. That's just how aliens speak.
Blake Anderson
Offended.
Adam DeVine
Sorry. I. I know. My apology.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, that's. He's extraterrestrial. You know, he certainly is.
Ders
He's extra.
Adam DeVine
So a. The principal isn't reading names anymore.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, AI is doing it. And so I was just thinking back to like, here we go. To like when I walked and I'm like, I don't remember really walking. I remember them being worried that I was going to do something.
Adam DeVine
Oh, like, here it goes.
Blake Anderson
Or cause a scene.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Blake Anderson
And I didn't.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And I remember I auditioned to give the speech. I wrote like a really heartfelt, very. What I thought was a great speech that was funny. And I auditioned for it and it crushed in the room of like the 100 people that are there, all the teachers, administration, to see who gets to. To give the speech because it's the valedictorian.
Adam DeVine
And then they have one other kid and this guy. Guy.
Blake Anderson
And I did not get it because they thought I was gonna it up.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Blake Anderson
Or. Or say something, you know, to Get a rise. No, no, no, no. But. So I was like, I don't even remember walking across the stage. I don't. I remember the party the night before.
Ders
Yeah, I don't remember.
Blake Anderson
But I don't remember the walk.
Ders
And I remember shaking the principal's hand and going, bet you didn't think this was gonna happen. I'm a dumbass.
Blake Anderson
Is that right? Did you actually.
Ders
No, no, no, I don't remember.
Blake Anderson
Did the principal.
Guest Host
I think.
Ders
I think he might have said it to me. That's. You didn't think this was going to happen?
Adam DeVine
Yeah, I. I kind of remember it. But it is interesting that it isn't something like a real solid memory. But, like, now kids do wild ass. Like, they'll do a backflip or they,
Ders
like, dunk on the teacher.
Adam DeVine
Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, what are you doing just dunking on your teacher? They'll do, like.
Blake Anderson
I mean, that's pretty sick.
Ders
And every teacher has to be like, well, okay, if I see you on the streets, I'm gon you.
Adam DeVine
I can beat your ass now. You're not my student anymore.
Ders
Yep, that's right. That's right, bro.
Adam DeVine
Or they'll be like, dudes will, like, do rock, paper, scissors with, like, their mom back home or something.
Blake Anderson
Like, somehow it's being with their mom back home.
Jenny Garth
What is that?
Adam DeVine
I don't know. Maybe that's college.
Ders
There were so many Shreks, Adam. There's so many Shrek.
Adam DeVine
No. For some reason.
Blake Anderson
Wait, what is there. We're talking about walking during graduation. So what does that have to do
Adam DeVine
with graduation is being. Being. Is. Is being aired? Like, maybe it's on public access. I don't know. I feel like I've seen this.
Blake Anderson
Public Access YouTube. Yeah.
Adam DeVine
I don't know. I've seen this several times now where people will, like, get their diploma and then. Then, like, throw a rock, paper, scissors with somebody who's at home watching the graduation.
Ders
How do they know who's.
Adam DeVine
They don't. The people are filming it at home and they're like, oh, you. It's. I don't know, man.
Blake Anderson
I have no idea what you're talking about. And neither desired listeners or viewers.
Ders
You lose.
Blake Anderson
I'm sorry, what is that? Isn't it like Billy Madison where it's like, no one understands what you're talking about? Kill yourself. It doesn't.
Adam DeVine
People are stupider. From. For listening to you. Yeah.
Blake Anderson
For. Yes.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ders
Adam's not saying that. He's just quoting the movie. That's all.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, absolutely.
Blake Anderson
Just Saying, wasn't that in the movie?
Adam DeVine
I'll see myself out. Yeah. I don't really remember walking this stage either. I think I was pretty damn nervous, though.
Blake Anderson
Why?
Adam DeVine
I don't know. Why? I don't know. Just was, like, a big moment. That's probably the biggest moment of your life at that point.
Ders
Someone was behind Blake going every time he took a step.
Adam DeVine
What was the biggest moment of your life? I feel like that was, for me, last week's episode.
Blake Anderson
I don't know. I had already done stand up, like, in comedy clubs at that point. I was. I was already, like, trying to do stuff.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Ders
Adam was selling water beds over the phone.
Adam DeVine
But this is a way bigger.
Blake Anderson
Not an audience. You're literally just walking a.
Adam DeVine
What do you mean?
Blake Anderson
You don't. You're not. I. I mean, I tried to give a speech. They wouldn't allow it to happen, but, like.
Ders
Like, walked like this.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Were you. Did you do a performance at your graduation? They literally call your name. You go up, you grab the diploma, you shake a hand, and then.
Adam DeVine
I know, but that's your moment. That's your moment in front of, like, 2,000 people.
Blake Anderson
And you were nervous to. You were nervous to walk.
Ders
That's your moment.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, it's your moment. They call your name. You. If you trip.
Ders
Like, your moment was the four years. Baby. Before that.
Ad Read Voice
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You sweet little baby boy. The fact that you were nervous. The fact that you chose a career in entertainment and you were nervous to walk across stage and just take.
Adam DeVine
You didn't have butterflies in your stomach when you were graduating high school? You had no. Sort of like, he had Jagermeister in his stomach, bro. I. I'm. I feel like I am not in the minority here. I feel like everybody.
Blake Anderson
Like, that is okay.
Ders
I.
Blake Anderson
Yes. I. I don't think you're in the minority, but you are a professional comedian.
Adam DeVine
Sure. And an actor at the time.
Ders
And you know what?
Blake Anderson
But you were going to have a career in it. To have butterflies, to walk across the stage and take a diploma. That. That, to me, seems crazy, considering the field that you went into.
Ders
Let me ask you this, Blake, to defend you. Not that you need it, but.
Adam DeVine
Thank you.
Ders
You need something. Listen, do you consider yourself like, an entertainer or like a creator who likes to make stuff as opposed to somebody who's like, I like to do this to entertain people, or do you just like to do this to put a thing out and then if people like it, great.
Adam DeVine
I think it has gone through waves. But at that time in high school, like, I Was doing the school plays and improv and all that. I was entertaining people, so.
Ders
But did you do it to entertain people, or did you do it because you were like, that felt cool and good to be this other person and then, yeah, sure, go out and bow. But, like, I don't need to bow at the end of the thing. This doesn't do anything for me.
Adam DeVine
No, I think for sure. In high school, I was doing it to entertain people 100%.
Ders
And so this was the largest audience
Adam DeVine
you had, I think it was just, and it wasn't, it wasn't me being funny. It was just like a very, like their family had flown in from places. Like, it was just like, people were there to see me be.
Blake Anderson
Yes, but, and, and I agree that it. Graduated from high school is a big deal. I guess. I, I, I mean, the whole time for, for high school, I was like, obviously I was gonna graduate from high school. Like, it was never in question.
Ders
People at my high school go absolutely ape.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Was it because a lot of kids, like, wouldn't graduate or like, basically, yeah. Okay, well, if that's the case.
Ders
But also people are just praying, proud, and they're loud. Proud and loud.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. Yeah, man.
Blake Anderson
I get, I get college. I would take it to more of a thing because you really, really had to work for it. I feel like my high school, if you weren't graduating, like, you really up somewhere along the way.
Ders
I would say my experience was college was less so because it's kind of like, well, yeah, I went to college. I'm going to graduate.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, I paid for it, which.
Ders
And I spoke at Wisconsin, and I had to be like, hey, I know, like, some of you guys, guys don't give a about this, but the person next to you might really care. So, like, let's give a genuine applaud for everybody who gives a shit today. Because some of these kids are like, yeah, dude, I went to college.
Blake Anderson
What?
Ders
That's what you're supposed to do. You graduate and then you just go work in Chicago or New York and you make money. And this is just part of it. Other people are like, this is like a huge step for me and my family or and all that kind of thing. It's a real mixed bag.
Blake Anderson
But also, to me, college is a much larger deal. One, it costs a lot of money, and the classes are harder, and you do have to really apply yourself. High school was such a fucking breeze.
Ders
But the people in college are generally privileged people who've gone to, who've come from families that went to College, generally. Right. You know, that's all.
Blake Anderson
Yes.
Adam DeVine
A lot of people don't go to college. So most of my family, most of my friends going back home, like high school, is it, that's, that's it. You're done with your education.
Blake Anderson
You don't, you don't want, you don't learn a thing.
Adam DeVine
You don't learn nothing.
Ders
Unless they listen to the pod, then they're learning every week.
Adam DeVine
Peter north so I, I, I don't know. I think that for a lot of people, that is their one moment of glory, I guess, in.
Blake Anderson
Yes, I, I, I'm saying I understand for people like, I have friends that you, you tell them to tell a story at a dinner table when you're, when there's like eight people out to dinner and they get butterflies and are nervous and can't do it. But for someone who picked a career in entertainment, who, I, I knew you when you were, literally, you graduated two months before is when I met you for the first time. And I'm like, that kid, to me, didn't seem like the kid that would be nervous to walk on stage and, and take a, I think, I think
Adam DeVine
it's just because it was such a foreign environment. I'm, like, being acknowledged for education. It's like, it's, I'm not going up there. I didn't have, like, something funny I was gonna do. I was just kind of.
Ders
Right.
Adam DeVine
Even though I, Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Being sincere, the sincerity of it.
Ders
Yeah, that's what it is. It's just the sincerity of, like, oh, this is a real milestone in my real life.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. I don't, I still, to the, to this day, I don't love being sincere. I'm doing all this stuff for children's hospitals. Right. So I'm now, now the ambassador for Children's Miracle.
Ders
These kids are dying.
Blake Anderson
Children's Miracle Network Hospitals. And I, I, I am giving all these talks about my experience when I was hit by this man truck and what I, the trials and tribulations that I had to go through. But the part where I can just be funny and, like, kind of be a goof, I love it. That's when I'm, I'm in my wheelhouse. But then when it, when I have to be really sincere, that's when it feels very uncomfortable and I don't love it and it doesn't come naturally.
Adam DeVine
Right. I think we all kind of fall back on comedy as a, as a blanket, as a comfort. Like, you know, that's, that's sort of what, that's what we do. That's what we are.
Blake Anderson
Not me. You.
Ders
Yeah, I don't know if I even understand what you're talking about talking about, but being serious.
Adam DeVine
Being serious is not my comfort zone at all. And if I have to actually sound smart or say something.
Blake Anderson
No, no. Like say something prolific. Count me. Count me out.
Adam DeVine
There's a way.
Ders
Say something, bro. Lift it.
Adam DeVine
Now that I could do.
Jenny Garth
This is the way.
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Ders
Okay, guys, what would be your. Like, where would you never, ever want to, like, speak? Or, like, would you want to, like, if someone's like, hey, Blake, you're an actor. You've been doing this forever. Will you come speak at, like, where'd you go? Clayton Valley? Will you go. Will you speak in front of Clayton Valley's, like, drama class? Like, would that be a nightmare for you or something? You're just like, I don't want to tell these kids how to do it. I don't know, like, if my journey is the one or what.
Adam DeVine
Here's the thing. I think like a. Like a theater class, A little drama.
Ders
Be funny.
Adam DeVine
Drama class. Yeah, I could do that all day. But if they were like, hey, come to, like, come to the, like, auditorium and like, speak in front of the whole school about, like, life after. Life after high school. But then I.
Blake Anderson
We did do that.
Adam DeVine
What do you mean?
Blake Anderson
We gave the commencement speech at Orange Coast Community College.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, we did. We did.
Blake Anderson
We. We literally did that. And Ders did that at Wisconsin. We've done what you're currently saying you wouldn't do.
Ders
I guess.
Adam DeVine
I guess I kind of. I guess I was kind of blackout.
Ders
This is interesting now.
Blake Anderson
This is.
Adam DeVine
No, that was really. That was.
Ders
Huh.
Adam DeVine
That was fun. I'm. I'm proud that we. That I mustered up the courage to do that and it was fun and I think I did okay. But I. Yeah, I don't.
Blake Anderson
It was also nice. I think Durs. Ders has done very good because you've done it, what, twice now?
Ders
I did Wisconsin. I did my high school eth. Yes.
Blake Anderson
So you've done it twice, and I thought you did a great job. I think for Blake and myself,
Ad Read Voice
it
Blake Anderson
was nice to have each other there. Like, I've done a ton of stand up, but I'VE it. But you're right. The sincerity of it. I'm not comfortable doing.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
You know, and just to have you. So then we could kind of make fun of each other a little bit in certain moments.
Adam DeVine
I don't know. What's weird is, like, I don't remember
Ders
making fun of you.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, I was pretty sure since you're. But I think also you see me and you walk out to do the speech, they're like, oh, this is going to be dumb and funny or whatever. When maybe when you see Anders come out there, it's a little more mysterious.
Ders
Do this again, please.
Adam DeVine
He put his hands together, intelligent. Maybe he's going to say something that might really resonate.
Ders
No, I just told him not to do cocaine.
Adam DeVine
Well, that's huge. That's a.
Blake Anderson
That's good advice.
Ders
That was sincere. I was like, don't do it. Just don't do it.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. And if you already have, knock it off.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Just chug energy.
Ders
The joke was that I see some of you guys nodding that you already have parents. I'm not talking to you, I'm talking to the kids. So it was a don't do cocaine, kids. And also your kid, your parents have done cocaine. So it was a kind of a fun little twist.
Adam DeVine
Oh, your speech sounds cool.
Blake Anderson
I gotta re watch it. I don't remember this cocaine runner.
Ders
I was a little shocked because they read it and he was like, the cocaine bit. And I was like, thank you. And he's like, and the white rappers, we still got them.
Blake Anderson
Who read it.
Ders
The principal, the dean of students was like, we got all these white rappers. Light them up. And I was like, I'm on it.
Adam DeVine
I gotta watch this speech. It's about cocaine and white rappers on YouTube somewhere. Cool, dude. Dang. I feel like me and Adam, tradition
Ders
and, like, unlike any other.
Adam DeVine
I think Adam and I, we covered kind of similar territory.
Ders
White rappers and cocaine.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, yeah, Virus. We wrapped and did cocaine on stage. And you're like, this is cool, dude.
Blake Anderson
And they're like, this checks out. This is the graduating class of 2018 or whatever.
Adam DeVine
Go wave. Is it? Don't they say, go wave or something?
Ders
I think it's like, I don't.
Adam DeVine
I don't know.
Commercial Voice
I don't know.
Adam DeVine
I gotta go back.
Blake Anderson
Go Pirates, dude.
Ders
All I remember about, like, the graduation for these kids was that. And I feel like I've covered this, but, like, when they were like, who had a 3.5 GP, almost everybody stood up. And then they were like, who had a 4.0 more people stood up. And then when it was like, who had a four, five? As many people as had a three, five stood up. And I was just like, what the is happening?
Adam DeVine
I'm very curious if it's just like, because I've noticed like with, you know, LA school district, like school's hella easy now.
Ders
Go off track.
Adam DeVine
Teachers do not give a fuck if you do your shit or not.
Blake Anderson
Well, it used to, to be our grading. I remember to get an a, it was 93% and over. That was an A.
Ders
93. Is that what you said? 93.
Blake Anderson
93%.
Jenny Garth
Yeah.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
To, to 100. Right now it's like 90 to 100. So you have an extra 3% to around.
Adam DeVine
You're in there.
Ders
I could do the, that I could,
Adam DeVine
I could use another four inches.
Ders
In all facets of life.
Blake Anderson
You need another four inches.
Ders
Yeah. And I do think they like have. Not that I didn't have teachers be like, yo, during lunch, come to this study session so we can help you. But I think like that stuff's a whole nother level now where it's like they'll, they got you. If you're slipping, you can redo that assignment and turn it back in. Like they must.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. Tripping as hell. Like, I'm like, they're not even reading books anymore. It's like, I'm like, what book are you reading? It's like, we're not.
Ders
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
It's like, what the dude?
Ders
And who are you asking? All these Shreks.
Adam DeVine
I don't even think my eldest has written a book report yet.
Ders
Really?
Adam DeVine
Sixth grade, no book report.
Ders
Really?
Adam DeVine
Not one that's like three pages long or whatever. I remember writing like long ass book reports, 10 pages. All this.
Announcer
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
They're not making kids do that anymore.
Blake Anderson
Well, this is, this is where it gets tricky because we're like, they're not learning and then what parents are doing. And I, I know people from my high school that are
Jenny Garth
idiots.
Blake Anderson
Just bona fide boneheads. Like total morons.
Ders
Not us.
Blake Anderson
I'm not a smart person. Person.
Ders
I'm not a smart.
Blake Anderson
I would not say I'm. I'm. I'm totally a dumbass.
Ders
You are so dumb.
Blake Anderson
I was infinitely more intelligent than a lot of these people.
Guest Host
Right.
Adam DeVine
That's cool.
Blake Anderson
They're homeschooling their children now. You're a stupid. And they're online talking about how they're not learning anything in school. So I took the bull by the horns and we're teaching them at home.
Adam DeVine
Home.
Blake Anderson
The way they should be Taught. And I'm like, no, don't. Oh God.
Ders
Let go of the bull.
Adam DeVine
A huge part of school is being around other kids like you. You're learning outside of the. The curriculum.
Ders
Okay.
Blake Anderson
And I will take it back. I know new a check is homeschooling his children. So this is not about him. This is not about him.
Ders
They're fine.
Adam DeVine
No. And it also depends at what age you're homeschooling. Like at some point you gotta let your kids get out of your into the world and be amongst other kids. Cuz they're going to teach you how to act. Your peers will.
Ders
All my friends were smarter than me, so they want to homeschool. Fine. But I know I should never homeschool.
Blake Anderson
No, you should.
Ders
And how do other people who have my intelligence level, how do they not know what is the. What is the like differentiator there where you're like, I'm going to do it?
Blake Anderson
Well, I actually was just talking. Someone said something. It was when I was big slick and I was drinking at the time, so I don't quite remember who said it.
Adam DeVine
Thing sucks.
Blake Anderson
But they were saying something about how smart you were.
Adam DeVine
And.
Blake Anderson
And I'm like, no, no, no. Yeah, that's what I. I'm trying to remember now. Maybe it's one of the impressive.
Ders
They're talking about you. They're saying how you.
Blake Anderson
How smart Wanders was you.
Commercial Voice
You.
Adam DeVine
Oh, you're asking about Anders.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, they. I don't know. I was saying about how dumb the three of us are. Like, Wander seems pretty smart. And I'm like, no, no, no, no.
Adam DeVine
Wow.
Blake Anderson
He's an idiot.
Adam DeVine
They didn't come to my defense.
Blake Anderson
No, they did not. They. They were like, yeah, again.
Ad Read Voice
Again.
Ders
Adam was drinking.
Adam DeVine
Who the was this?
Blake Anderson
I think it was one of the. The impractical jokers.
Adam DeVine
Okay.
Blake Anderson
And they were like, he is so
Adam DeVine
hung out with those guys.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
They're like, he's a. He's a really smart guy. And I'm like, he is very dumb, but. But also very smart. But he has to learn. You talking about you Wanders?
Ders
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blake Anderson
You have to learn in the way that you learn.
Ders
Absolutely.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Blake Anderson
So if a teacher is trying to explain something, you can't get on their page.
Ders
No.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Blake Anderson
They have to get on your page and teach the way that you will. Which I'm sure was impossible as a teacher to try to teach you any. Anything. Because if it's not exactly how you can learn it, then you won't learn it that way.
Ders
That's true.
Blake Anderson
But you are a very smart person.
Ders
But I'm like, what are they basing this off of? That's my favorite thing is that I'm like, They're like, smart guy. I don't. I don't. I don't know.
Announcer
What.
Blake Anderson
I think you put on airs. I think you put on some airs.
Adam DeVine
I think it's the. I think it's Monsters of Monarch. You play like a scientist.
Ders
Cryptozoologist.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
It has to be. It has to be Monarch.
Ders
They must be hooked.
Commercial Voice
Yeah.
Ders
That's what it is.
Blake Anderson
It has to be.
Adam DeVine
Which is weird.
Blake Anderson
I feel like you. And I think I. I said this to them and I'm like, it's the polos. It's the fact when we were younger.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And we were wearing like T shirts and jeans and look like some dumpy 20 year olds. You were wearing like, khakis and polos and look like you belong to a country club.
Ders
Right.
Blake Anderson
Which just makes you seem smarter. Even though obviously there's idiots. Idiots who belong to country clubs.
Ders
Right. Yes. Yes.
Adam DeVine
I also think that the backdrop is always me and Adam. So you are. You are being put in front of us. And we are like a cool. Like.
Blake Anderson
That's right. That's right.
Ders
We've covered this.
Adam DeVine
We up. We lift you up, brother.
Ders
I think it was Isaac, when Isaac first started representing us. And he'd be like, hey, like, I need you to get the guys. And I'm like, what? I'm the. And he's like, well, you know, you're like the responsible one. I'm like, I don't know if you've met us. Punk rock getting radical together. And like, you understand the inner workings. It's a miracle that anything gets done.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Ders
Like, we all have to be like, yes, Wednesday, for sure. Wednesday we're going to get together. And it still might not even happen.
Adam DeVine
Well, that's why Comedy Central was genius in giving us Kevin Netton. It was a. It was smart to have. Have that because imagine if we were just raising each other, we would be little Lord of the Flies man.
Ders
Great movie. I watched the show, watch the new show. Didn't love it.
Blake Anderson
Is it a show?
Ders
Yeah, it's a show. It's a few episodes. I think it's four or six episodes, something like that.
Adam DeVine
That I could see that being pretty cool.
Blake Anderson
That apparently was the guy that did Adolescence. Oh, what is his name? Please, please look that up. They act actor who wrote and directed Adolescence, that Netflix show that was very intense and very cool.
Ders
Not that dark.
Blake Anderson
This was his new Project, Right. Yeah.
Ders
I don't know. I just watched it because I liked the OG Lord of the Flies movie. I used to watch that all the time.
Adam DeVine
I don't remember that, actually. I only read the book. I don't recall the.
Blake Anderson
Yeah, I remember.
Ders
It was cool.
Blake Anderson
The book.
Ders
I didn't. Famously, I don't read.
Adam DeVine
You didn't read Lord of the Flies?
Ders
I mean, we had to, but I. I didn't like.
Adam DeVine
Sure, yeah, I know. But that book was actually kind of sick.
Ders
I know. I just, like. It's too many words.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. I think that's the difference between Dur and myself when it came to, like, schooling is. I just did. I think Dur is probably smarter than me, but in his specific way that he has to learn and do the things. But I would just do the things. They're like, hey, you got to do this homework.
Adam DeVine
That's all school is.
Blake Anderson
And then I was like, okay. And then I just did the homework, and then I was able to get good grades.
Guest Host
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And then you just kind of know the stuff on the test because you did the homework.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And you're like, it's. School's easy if you just do it. It's just annoying.
Adam DeVine
You just have to turn in the work. You turn in the work.
Ders
Did I tell you guys this?
Blake Anderson
What's that?
Ders
I think maybe I told you guys that I got a. I got a neighbor who went to Harvard, and he went to Stanford. She went to Harvard. He went to Stanford. They're bright people. And. And I was explaining how, like, you know, I just had to remind my
Blake Anderson
oldest kid how we make money.
Ders
Yeah, no, they. They're like.
Blake Anderson
I was explaining the podcast and how we make money, how we're neighbors.
Ders
Yeah, but so, like, my. My oldest kid's very bright, and he's fine, but also, like, can space out about stuff. He'll do, like, three assignments and be like, I forgot to turn him in. And like, well, dude, you. You've done them and you've done them well.
Blake Anderson
Just.
Adam DeVine
And that shit is in, bro.
Blake Anderson
Turn them in.
Ders
The responsibility part is just doing that. And I was like, you know, I just had a little talk with him about how it's like, look, man, if you listen in class, then you can do the homework, and if you do the homework, that's probably going to be what's on the test. So you'll be able to do well on the test.
Adam DeVine
Right.
Ders
They're all connected. And they looked at me like I was insane. And they were like, why did you even think you had to tell them that. And I go, well, when I was a kid, I didn't think about that. I just wouldn't listen in class. And then I'd get the homework, and I'd be like, well, I don't know how to do that because I didn't listen. And then I'd get to the test, and I'd go, this might as well be Japanese. I'm like, I don't even know, like, what these equations are.
Adam DeVine
No, I hear that.
Blake Anderson
I bet you were so difficult in Dude. I mean, I was difficult because I
Ders
just had feel about it. Except for a. Of couple. Couple teachers who were kind of annoying and wanted to help me. I was like, okay.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. You took a stance against them. You didn't get Fs, though. Like, failing high school is legit hard.
Ders
I probably got four F's in high school.
Adam DeVine
You gotta try to fail that. That's like. They make it pretty hard.
Ders
No, I just didn't do anything. And I was busy. I was swimming. I was busy. I was like, this is gonna be. This is my thing. I got this. This is getting me into.
Blake Anderson
I'm a professional swimmer, and I'm gonna be a millionaire billionaire, so I don't need to learn business. Yeah, I don't need to learn.
Adam DeVine
You weren't. You weren't getting in trouble at home? Like, yeah, your parents were going, what the are you doing, bro? Why are you getting F's? Yeah, that's unacceptable.
Blake Anderson
Were your parents getting good grades? All right, sorry. Were your brothers getting good grades?
Ders
Yeah, my older brother was very smart. My middle brother worked harder. Wasn't like, as. I think just, like, didn't test as well, I think. Right. But did all the work and had good grades. And then I was just, like, a lost cause. But, like, yeah, my parents. I was grounded my entire, like, senior year. I was just grounded. They were just trying to keep me off the streets.
Adam DeVine
What ground? And grounded meant you were. Had to stay in your room or what?
Ders
No, Just couldn't, like, go out on the weekends because they were like, if you got to get above. They were like, you need all A's and B's to be un, not grounded. And I was like, it. What are we even talking about?
Blake Anderson
I guess I live here now. And this was before the Internet, right? So, like, what were you even doing?
Adam DeVine
I was just watching movies.
Ders
Writing movies or watching movies and being like, yeah, all right, well, here we go. But no, dude, it was like, I would finally get, like, a good report back from teachers that I could, like, show them and be like, look, I'm on the right track. And they're like, all right, you can go out. I'd be out till, like, three or four in the morning. And they go, oh, my God. You can't be out till 4 in the morning. Okay. And I'd be like, well, I haven't been out in six weeks. I'm catching up.
Blake Anderson
So when you went out in high school, was it. Was it. Were you guys going to Chicago? Because Blake and I lived very similar. I mean, besides that,
Adam DeVine
I. I mean,
Blake Anderson
we live very similar. Like, suburban.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
High school experiences.
Announcer
When.
Blake Anderson
When I went to Clayton Valley, Valley or Concord. When I went to Concord for the first time and they. Blake kept telling me he lives in the Bay Area and Oakland. Basically, it's Oakland. And then I got there, and it was exactly like my hometown.
Ders
Right.
Adam DeVine
Yeah, it's. It's a suburb.
Blake Anderson
And I'm like, this is just a suburb.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I mean, there's. I mean, there's a PF Chang. There's a Panda Express. There's a Chipotle.
Adam DeVine
Wait a minute. We don't have a Pfizer. Have changed, bro.
Blake Anderson
Whatever. You know, fast food. Like, just dumb fast food restaurants on every. Were you going to Chicago? Like, were you going out Downtown Chicago?
Ders
So on the north side, you're kind of far from downtown, but you would go out in what's. Rogers park is like, the first neighborhood, and you would go to, like, the DePaul bars, which are like, DePaul's like, the blue Demons.
Blake Anderson
So you were going to bars in high school.
Adam DeVine
So cool.
Ders
Like, later in high school, by the time you got, like, a decent. An ID, right. And definitely in college, before you were 21, because I had a fake ID, there was, like, a dry. We lived in, like, a dry town. There was, like, one bar.
Blake Anderson
Evanston, famously, is a dry town.
Ders
No belt. Dry town.
Blake Anderson
Literally. It is. Famously.
Adam DeVine
That's crazy.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. I was not. I mean, even when I was, like, 22 and 3.
Guest Host
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And would go to a bar. They're like, take a walk, child. And I'm like, I. I really am. I really am. I'm 22 years old,
Ders
by the way. Not to, like, this was not every weekend. This was like, we would go sometimes, right? Yeah. Usually it was just like, someone's house, right.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
That's what we were drinking in.
Blake Anderson
Like, just driveways or garages on a golf course.
Ders
You know, we're like, no one can hear you. Like. Like the public golf course that kind of wove through.
Blake Anderson
Yeah.
Adam DeVine
Town we drink in the park.
Ders
Yeah. We had a beach. You could just drink at the beach.
Blake Anderson
It was. It was a lot of drinking in, like, out of the back of someone's trunk. At Taco Bell.
Adam DeVine
Yeah. Taco Bell parking lot is just a meat.
Blake Anderson
Taco Bell parking lot was a. A main hub of activity, dude. And now you drive past, like, a Taco Bell parking lot, and it just looks like a business park.
Ders
Go off.
Blake Anderson
It just looks like a. A business center, like the Taco Bell. I'm like, this doesn't.
Ders
They're on the wi fi. What are we saying?
Adam DeVine
They're beautiful.
Blake Anderson
This, like, this is a. It doesn't seem like a place teenagers are, like. Are going to, like, get their Baja blasts and their cinnamon twists.
Ders
Well, they're not out anymore.
Adam DeVine
No, man, they don't.
Ders
They're at home getting their dick sucked by a skunk robot.
Blake Anderson
By robots. Any takebacks? Any apologies? Any epic slams?
Adam DeVine
Like, to apologize to everybody for taking that walk. The ET Ride. Very specific. But anybody who did go on the ET Ride.
Blake Anderson
Totally fine. Blake. It's fine.
Ders
You don't have to apologize for that.
Blake Anderson
Well, you don't have to apologize for that, buddy. I feel like you're racist. It's fine. It finally came out.
Ders
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
Finally came out.
Ders
You think aliens?
Adam DeVine
Yep. No, man. ET Come on. You know.
Ders
And now what. What should. Should ET Know? Perfect Angel English. Oh, but when I said earlier. I said earlier that people get their dick sucked by.
Adam DeVine
They're def.
Ders
This is what's happening.
Blake Anderson
And he has that chain on his neck. And then you gave him.
Ad Read Voice
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Blake Anderson
Okay.
Adam DeVine
All right.
Ders
Yeah. What is that chain? Is that, like, a lady's necklace or. What is that?
Adam DeVine
I think I got this at, like, Claire's a long time ago.
Ders
Is it the keys of an old typewriter?
Blake Anderson
And that's who you took to prom?
Ad Read Voice
Claire.
Adam DeVine
Wow, bro.
Ders
Give it to him.
Adam DeVine
Yes.
Commercial Voice
Points.
Blake Anderson
There's any takebacks? Apologies. Epic slams.
Ders
Hey, let me just apologize to all those teachers who tried and failed. It's not you, it's me. But at the same time, I don't think you understood. I was going to be a pro swim running millionaire.
Ad Read Voice
Yeah. Yep.
Blake Anderson
You didn't know.
Adam DeVine
So now give it.
Ders
Give me a break. Hey, shout out to the Evanston ETHS boys track team. State champion. Set some records.
Commercial Voice
Oh, wow.
Adam DeVine
Up and down.
Blake Anderson
Track stars. Track stars.
Adam DeVine
Hey, this is for them.
Commercial Voice
Yes.
Ders
Points.
Blake Anderson
Points to them.
Adam DeVine
I think it's kicking fast, brother.
Blake Anderson
Bye. Everything that I said, this pod. And I apologize for maybe going in a little too hard on Blake. But, yeah, thanks, but.
Adam DeVine
But this is what we have to do. We got apologies with the big butt set.
Ders
We gotta push the envelope, you know, if he says there's a bunch of Shrek, I want to know how many.
Adam DeVine
Hey, and by the way, should we hit up the Palladium Shrek style? Should we go to the Shrek Rave? Live from the Shrek Rave.
Ders
I'm not interested.
Blake Anderson
But, yeah, maybe not. But I kind of doubt it.
Ders
I think he'll be into this. I can't remember what date it is, but maybe Todd can pull it up. It's in a while. Weird Al. Weird Al is playing, I think Honda Center.
Adam DeVine
Okay.
Blake Anderson
Oh, come on down. Come on down, Al.
Adam DeVine
Like three times. It's always a great show.
Ders
The Honda center is. That's some people. That's wild.
Adam DeVine
Oh, yeah.
Ders
And my kids are fully into Weird Al right now. They're on a run.
Blake Anderson
Hey, come on down. You guys could stay at the crib. Come on down. Let's make a whole weekend of it.
Ders
Let's do this.
Adam DeVine
Let's do it. Weird Al is the best gateway into music. It's like, I just love Weirdo. He does.
Blake Anderson
So, dude, that's where let's Get Weird got started.
Adam DeVine
Exactly. Exactly.
Blake Anderson
We started chanting let's get weird. At a Weird Al concert at the Orange County Fair.
Adam DeVine
Yes. The Poodle Hat Tour.
Blake Anderson
And we got the whole crowd to chant, let's get weird. And then a few years later, when we sold the show, we brought that into the writer's room, and away we go.
Ders
Dude, he's been doing this for almost 40 years.
Adam DeVine
He's the best.
Ders
And he's selling out. I assume he'll sell. Sell out. Honda Center.
Adam DeVine
That's first.
Ders
Another level. Who was. Who else is doing this?
Adam DeVine
I mean, probably like Billie Eilish.
Blake Anderson
Yeah. Like a ton of pop stars and rocks.
Ders
Billy Eilish has been doing it for 10 years.
Adam DeVine
Oh, okay. Yeah.
Ders
You guys are under. You guys are unreal. What are you doing right now, 40 years later?
Adam DeVine
You're saying people who are still.
Blake Anderson
I mean, there's a lot of rock stars that are selling out.
Adam DeVine
YouTube Green Day.
Ders
You guys are named. Naming the 0.1%.
Blake Anderson
Yes, I understand what you're trying to say.
Ders
Like a Green day and are the Rolling Stones and Beatles of our era.
Adam DeVine
You're right. You're right. Yeah. We're just crazy that Weird Al is doing it. He's a parody also.
Ders
Just like comedy.
Blake Anderson
He's a. He's a parody artist. It's cr. It's. Yeah, it's nuts. It's awesome.
Ders
It's wild.
Blake Anderson
And there's a reason, because he's great and he's dialed in and he genuinely is a great guy. You know, weirdly, it's him and Ric Flair that send send me good gifts and notes and cards for my birthday every year. Those two guys. Yeah. I think I've told you guys this before.
Ders
You got to get them together.
Blake Anderson
It's very strange. But I'll get like a personalized video from Weird Al.
Adam DeVine
Wow.
Blake Anderson
Just sending it to me, like texting it to me because I have his number.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
And I have his number. Know him. It's not like a cameo. And, and Ric Flair will like send me like, he send me shoes one year. Ric Flair shoes. He said.
Adam DeVine
Yeah.
Blake Anderson
I don't understand it. I'm like, this is a cool, huge flex. This is the coolest one, two punch of my childhood. But that's rad. Yeah.
Adam DeVine
Well, Shout out to Weirdo. No.
Blake Anderson
Another episode of shout out.
Ders
Not flowers.
Blake Anderson
Not doing flowers.
Ders
This is a shout out.
Blake Anderson
Weird Al, he's the best. A truly, a genuinely great, great dude.
Ders
Points. We're giving points.
Blake Anderson
Tons of points. Throw them some.
Ders
The Food Owl.
Adam DeVine
The Food album. That was my first weird album.
Ders
No, I thought I said the food owl. And I was like, yeah, Weird Al, the food Owl.
Adam DeVine
Sure, man.
Ders
And that was another episode of this is.
Adam DeVine
Ouch. Be good.
Ders
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Ders
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Podcast: This Is Important
Hosts: Adam DeVine, Anders Holm (Ders), Blake Anderson
Air Date: June 30, 2026
Producer: iHeartPodcasts
In this lively and irreverent episode of This Is Important, the guys—Adam DeVine, Anders Holm, and Blake Anderson (with frequent mentions of Kyle Newacheck)—dive into essential hard-hitting topics, from reflections on high school prom and graduation to the evolving social scene, technology's impact on entertainment and education, and how sincerity feels in their chosen careers. Their distinct comedic chemistry shines as they affectionately roast each other and share memorable anecdotes, all in that signature “serious but not" TII fashion.
| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|---------|-------| | 06:15 | Adam | "Just grow in the butt." | | 11:16 | Adam | "What will be the very last job on earth? What will be the final job?" | | 14:42 | Adam | "The Ren Fair…It’s just not pure in the same way." | | 17:21 | Adam | "I'm telling you, Shrek is a thing, dude." | | 20:22 | Blake | "If you're doing anything extra, it's to either someone's brains out or get your brains out." | | 32:47 | Ders | "It's about sneaking alcohol. You go to dinner. And then you go in a limo split between…40 people all shoved in there. Someone's got a backpack full of Snapple and vodka." | | 34:56 | Adam | "Yeah, that is some dude. When the dude was coming back…" | | 44:52 | Adam | "You didn’t have butterflies in your stomach when you were graduating high school?" | | 45:16 | Blake | "The fact that you chose a career in entertainment and you were nervous to walk across stage and just take…That, to me, seems crazy, considering the field that you went into." | | 49:44 | Blake | "When I have to be really sincere, that's when it feels very uncomfortable and I don't love it and it doesn't come naturally." | | 63:11 | Adam | "A huge part of school is being around other kids like you. You're learning outside of the curriculum." | | 74:34 | Blake | "Taco Bell parking lot was a main hub of activity, dude." | | 75:02 | Ders | "They're at home getting their dick sucked by a skunk robot." | | 78:05 | Blake | "We started chanting let's get weird. At a Weird Al concert at the Orange County Fair...And then a few years later, when we sold the show, we brought that into the writer's room, and away we go." |
Final Quote:
Blake: “And that was another episode of This Is Important.” (80:30)
For Fans or New Listeners:
This episode is classic “This Is Important”—hilarious, reflective, chaotic in the best way, and surprisingly heartfelt. If you ever wondered what it was like being a slightly awkward, creative, and forever-maturing manchild in late '90s and early 2000s suburbia, or how those experiences echo today, this one’s for you.
Skip to the above key sections with the timestamps for highlights, or just listen in for the banter, the biting jokes, and the unmatched group dynamic of the TII crew.