Ep 306: The Guys Mostly Talk About Chips

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important

Episode 306: “The Guys Mostly Talk About Chips”

Release Date: July 7, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine (A), Anders Holm (B), Blake Anderson (C), Kyle Newacheck (D)

Overview

In episode 306, the guys dive deep into their love (and, in some cases, aversion) for chips, but as usual, the conversation meanders through personal anecdotes, social observations, pop culture, European travels, parenting, and more. The chemistry between Adam, Anders, Blake, and Kyle shines through as they joke, roast, and riff—making everyday topics like snack foods and European vacations both hilarious and oddly profound.

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Main Discussion Points & Insights

1. Chips and American Snack Culture

• Blake Introduces Doritos “Late Night” Hot Honey Pizza
  • Blake reveals he shops every aisle at the grocery store, grabbing “the hot new flavor” whenever he can.

    “I'm holding up the newest Doritos flavor. It's a late night...I've got hot honey pizza.” (06:03)

  • The group debates chip flavor trends (hot honey, red velvet, avocado toast phases):

    “Hot honey is the fucking shit. It goes through waves.” — Blake (10:23)

• Adam’s Anti-Chip Lifestyle
  • Adam doesn’t eat chips or candy, claiming, “I treat [my body] like a temple, and it looks like a garbage can.” (07:59)
  • Blake and Anders poke fun at his logic and the idea of buying new clothes just to eat chips:

    “You need to eat chips, therefore, you need to buy new clothes. Because why are you living, you're not even living if you can't eat chips.” — Blake (09:34)

• The Classic Roommate/Food Residue Story
  • Anders and Blake reminisce about Kyle leaving greasy chip fingerprints everywhere:

    “He would eat so, so many bags of chips and then leave ... little dust marks...the brim of his hats were just, like, covered in, like, Frito.” — Anders (19:39-20:06)

2. Food and Health Habits

• The guys compare eating habits and metabolisms:
  • Adam: Nuts, eggs, tomatoes—even self-deprecates about daily food “noise.”
  • Blake: Chips as the “most exciting part” of his day.
  • The endless battle to stay in shape and how seeing each other every few months makes the struggle visible:

    “Every four months, you see me, and...my chin will go...” — Adam (14:34-14:39)

• The “muffin top” conversation—body image, quick fixes, and aging.

3. Flavor & Trend Waves in Food

• Debate how food fads arise (red velvet, brussels sprouts, kale, hot honey, etc.).
• Idea for a restaurant called "The Wave" serving all trendy foods from previous fads:

  “You go into this restaurant, you have your avocado toast...Brussels sprouts with bacon...slam a slab of red velvet.” (12:08–12:24)

4. Caesar Chips and Culinary Invention

• Blake raves about Graza’s zesty Caesar-flavored chips from Target.
  • The group discusses how some flavors (e.g., Caesar salad) translate “strangely” to chips and how breath is the real casualty.
  • The origin of croutons as “old bread from yesterday”—lovingly roasted as a “sick fuck” innovation.

5. The Instincts of Animals and Humans

• Joking on how humans learned to eat eggs (“some sick guy saw a bird lay an egg and said, I'm going to eat that” — Anders (23:40–23:48))
• The story of the Anderson family tadpole-turned-frog (and its tragic shoebox escape and mummification):

  “It fucking turned into a frog...And then one day, it just wasn’t there...like, I pick it up and...it’s definitely toady. But it fully dried out...” — Anders (30:10-31:10)

6. Parenting & Jokes About Death and Jewelry

• The dead frog story spins off into a bit about making necklaces from childhood pets ("poke it through both its eyes and tie it in the back” — Blake (32:04)).
• The line between honesty and over-explaining death to kids, skipping “decorative jewelry.”

7. European Travel: Stockholm, Copenhagen, and Legoland

• Anders recounts visiting Sweden and Denmark, details about the relative diversity compared to stereotypes, the “height factor” (lots of tall women).
• They compare European cities’ globalized sameness (“there's a Gap on the corner”—Anders (48:11)).
• Emma’s (Anders’ wife) Hyrox competition and musings about which country was the most “jacked.”
• A highlight: Legoland Denmark—a pilgrimage for Lego fans, and Emma's near faux pas mentioning Magna-Tiles to a Lego employee:

  “It's like going into McDonald's and being like, you know, have you had the Whopper?” — Anders (75:06)

8. Movies Watched on Planes & Safdie Brothers Mini-Debate

• Anders admits long flights are his movie catch-up time.
  • He binges both new “28 Years Later” movies, praises their energy and unique approach to zombies.
  • Good Time vs. Uncut Gems vs. Marty Supreme—Anders explains why he struggles with movies that glorify abrasive, pushy protagonists.
• Discussion about classic ’90s movies (Mighty Ducks, Beethoven marathon on kid’s bus ride).

9. Modern Parenting Vibes

• The struggle for sports and camp tradition:

  “Weird adults” and the LEGO museum; why some parents never joke.

  • Adam: “Most people aren’t joking ever...Hardly ever is anyone joking.” (66:05)
  • Anders: “Other dads...they’re not joking at all.” (66:25)

10. Global Sports, Trash Talk, and Swearing

• The guys trade observations about post-game interviews, trash talk in sports, and the “rise” of profane post-game interviews (“Man, we fucked them up, dude...”—Blake, satirical, (60:35)).
• Should sports heroes keep it “clean” for the kids? The existential question of what parents really shield their kids from.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “Why are you living, you're not even living if you can't eat chips.” — Blake (02:45, 09:34)
• “Hot honey is the fucking shit.” — Blake (10:23)
• “Adam's body, it's a temple. But also, it's like when you see a sandcastle after, like, the tide comes in.” — Blake (08:13)
• On America’s ever-changing chip flavors:
  “We're in America, okay? They're creating new products every week. You gotta go down every aisle.” — Blake (07:19)
• On Kyle’s chip fingerprints:
  “You could tell what chip he had for dinner by the fingerprint.” — Adam (20:01)
• On watching movies during flights:
  “My favorite part about flying, like, long distances, is watching, like, four movies in a row and not catching up on sleep.” — Anders (40:27)
• On Scandinavian women:
  “A lot of tall whites, a lot of women, six-four, six-five.” — Anders (46:52)
• On LEGO enthusiasm:
  “This is like going into McDonald's and being like, you know, have you had the Whopper?” — Anders, to Emma at Legoland (75:06)
• On parent humor deficiency:
  “Most people aren’t joking ever…Science.” — Adam (66:05)
• On cursing in sports:
  “We gotta get back to not cussing so darn much. Okay. And that's my big stance.” — Blake (61:34)

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Notable Segments & Timestamps

• Chips Deep Dive & Doritos Taste Review: 06:00-13:00
• Food Trend "Waves" Discussion / Restaurant Concept: 10:21-12:50
• Body Image & Metabolism Talk: 13:00-16:30
• Childhood & Food Memories (Kyle’s Chip Residue): 19:30-21:00
• Graza Caesar Chips / New Flavors: 20:49-22:08
• Crouton and Weird Food Invention Discussion: 22:08-23:36
• Tragic Frog Story: 29:44-32:01
• Anders’ Europe Trip (Stockholm, Copenhagen, Legoland): 46:28-76:30
  • Tall Scandinavian Stereotypes: 46:39-47:44
  • Legoland Stories: 74:05-76:30
• Movie Binge on Plane: 40:12-46:27
• Parent Humor Deficiency / Serious Dads: 66:05-68:36
• Sports, Cursing, and Media: 59:10-62:56

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Podcast Tone, Style, and Group Dynamic

• The tone is loose, irreverent, and conversational, packed with playful roasting, callbacks, “points” tallies, and running gags.
• Frequent sidebars and tangents highlight the hosts’ real-life friendship and comedic chemistry.
• Despite a surface-level focus on chips, the episode jumps to universal themes—nostalgia, health, parenthood, identity, and cultural change—always through a comedic lens.

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Summary Verdict

Episode 306 is classic This Is Important—a hilarious, meandering deep-dive into seemingly trivial topics that, filtered through the group’s dynamic, become both deeply funny and oddly relatable. Whether you care about Doritos or not, you’ll leave with new snack recommendations, movie picks, and insight into male friendship, adulthood, and why sometimes, it’s the little things (like finding a new chip flavor) that make life “important.”

Transcript

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[A]

Why are you living? You're not even living if you can't eat chips.

[B]

Would you like any Dorito?

[C]

Late Nights now if I look at this, am I gonna fall in love? I just wanna be careful. Let's go.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, God. Oh, God. Good to be you're gonna be back, baby.

[A]

Long time no see. Miss my guys.

[B]

It's been a few weeks.

[A]

We.

[B]

We stacked a few episodes. You probably noticed, because we weren't as hot, hot, topical as we normally are.

[A]

We were like, huh, I wonder if the Knicks are going to win. And the series was over.

[B]

I was like, hey, I hope not. Those Knick fans are annoying. And then they win. Then they won. And then, my God, did they slide in my DMs?

[A]

Oh, I bet you heard it.

[B]

And I sent them all over to Blake's DMs because he reads them. So I was like, yeah, send them to Blake.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah, I do. And shout out to everybody sending me their. Their hate me p. No, the P. What's the disease? The.

[C]

Oh, did you get some pey.

[A]

Shout out to all my P. Ronies? Figure that out, fellas. We're going to figure that out together.

[C]

Wait, did you get some.

[A]

Oh, baby, no, I got requests. Thank God that they don't actually.

[C]

You got requests?

[B]

What is. I don't.

[A]

You know how, like, if people DM

[B]

you, I'm a little lost as to what we're talking about.

[A]

Peyon.

[B]

Peyonis that bent. The bent penis with the signature bum.

[C]

An episod. We told people to send Blake new essentially dick pics of Peyronis with the signature bump.

[A]

And I was gonna diagnose it, but, you know, in the dms, people can't send you photos until you, like, accept them. So I wasn't. I wasn't accepting, but they're like, dude,

[C]

I got you, but you got. You got some.

[A]

I got some requests.

[C]

Well, get your phone out right now, live on air. You don't have to show the picture, but this is. Have you guys ever watched Reaction videos? Remember those? Let's do.

[B]

Yeah, this is the stuff that I, I want to see.

[A]

I, I. It would take me a while because I have so many DMS coming in about so many topics from the pod.

[C]

All right, well, then it. Talk about your life for a little bit.

[A]

I would love to. What do you guys want to know about, man?

[B]

No, no, just start talking, Blake. This is your pod. We want. Just start talking.

[C]

It's your life. It's your pod.

[A]

You guys want me to. You want me to kick it off?

[B]

Yeah, I would love for you to finally kick it off, dude, in a

[C]

natural way where you ask.

[B]

Because you know what usually happens? I usually kick it off.

[A]

You do.

[C]

Adam can't shut the up.

[A]

Yeah, you railroad.

[B]

Then Ders will pick it up. And then. And then you kind of fall asleep at the wheel over there. And we need you.

[A]

I've got so many topics I'd love to cover today. So as soon as you guys would just give me the floor and. And I'm looking, and I'm scrambling, and the first thing I see. Of course.

[C]

Do you have a newspaper? Oh, I thought it was, like, ripping

[A]

it from the newspaper. You think I had a newspaper?

[C]

Go ahead, Go off.

[A]

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm holding up the newest Doritos flavor. It's a late night, which I don't know if you guys are aware of the late night flavor selections. They're usually. They. They usually take a bold swing. I've got. I've got hot honey pizza.

[B]

Now, is this a commercial at all or.

[A]

It is not.

[B]

Are you getting paid for this?

[A]

I am not being paid by Doritos, Adam.

[C]

Ironically, that would be off brand. He ain't getting cash.

[B]

Yeah. So we're just sort of hyping up this Doritos flavor late night.

[A]

Well, I was. I was intrigued. You know, I'm a guy when I. I do the grocery shopping for the family. So I'm in these aisles, and when I see a new chip flavor, daddy's gotta buy it. And I will say, yeah.

[C]

Do you go every aisle?

[A]

I go every aisle, baby. I gotta see what's happening.

[C]

I go every aisle. I have to. Yeah, I have to.

[A]

Have to. I gotta look at the principles.

[B]

I. I get that. Well, I. I don ra. I very rarely do any amount of grocery shopping, but when you do, you gotta go every aisle, every.

[C]

Because you don't know what's out there.

[B]

But you say you do it. You do it every week, Blake.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

So you know what's in that grocery store? Why do you then go every aisle?

[C]

No, no, Adam, stop. That's against your own philosophy.

[A]

Come on. They stock these shelves, brother. We're in America, okay? They are creating new products every week. You gotta. You gotta go down every.

[C]

And paying for that shelf life or not. Shelf life. That shelf.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Right?

[C]

That ain't so.

[A]

The hot new flavor is none other than hot honey pizza.

[B]

Okay? So I wish Anders would have started. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

How is.

[C]

How is it? Are they. Do they taste good? How do they rank? Has a. The king been dethroned?

[A]

Where are you guys with chip flavors? Because some of them were you. Where are you?

[B]

I don't. I don't eat chips.

[A]

You don't eat chips.

[B]

No.

[C]

I'm pissed now.

[B]

What sucks about me and my body is I treat it like a temple, and it looks like a garbage can, so I treat it so well. I. I don't eat chips. I don't eat candy. I don't drink, like, sugary soda.

[C]

Adam's body, it's a temple. But also, it's like when you. When you see a sand castle after, like, the tide comes in.

[B]

Yeah, it's the temple of doom.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Points. Yeah, that's.

[A]

That's for you, Adam. Temple of doom. We got you.

[C]

Temple of doom.

[B]

That's why I said it, like, four times. I was hoping you'd give me points. I was like, temple of Doom.

[C]

Double point. I don't know how jokes work over other people.

[B]

Yeah. So I don't. I don't. I'm not allowed chips. Well, Blake, you have this metabolism that is able to eat chips, and you're. And you still can fit into clothing. I eat 11 chips, and I no longer can fit in clothes.

[C]

But I'm hearing this word aloud. I'm hearing this word allowed, Adam. I don't like it.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Why aren't you allowed? You mean you shouldn't or you can't?

[B]

Well, no, if. If I do, I. I just explained. If I do, I no longer can fit in clothes. And that's not an exaggeration. That's not an exaggeration.

[C]

You can fit in your clothes.

[B]

Not my clothes.

[A]

Isn't an exaggeration. You can still fit into clothes.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Triple xls out there.

[B]

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. But I'm not gonna go buy. I'm not gonna go buy.

[C]

If you're listening, send Adam some elastic waisted pants, please.

[B]

I'm not gonna go buy new clothes. To then so I can eat chips.

[C]

Hey, Zubaz, if you're list some X.

[A]

See, that's where your math is up. You need to eat chips, therefore, you need to buy new clothes. Because why are you living, you're not even living if you can't eat chips. Yeah, chips are the most exciting part of my day.

[C]

I've heard that. I've heard that.

[B]

You know, when I eat chips on the 4th of July, I'll have some chips. I'll treat myself to some chips.

[C]

Best holiday, it's coming up right around the corner.

[B]

Okay. On a big, fun holiday, on a kid's birthday, I might have some chips.

[A]

What are you reaching for, bud? Is it the late night Doritos hot honey pizza?

[C]

Here we are.

[B]

I do like Doritos. I. The honey's throwing me. I'll say that.

[A]

You know what? It's. It's unnecessary, but it makes it slightly addicting to me because, you know, I got a sweet tooth, so that you do. Sweet just. It keeps bringing me back to the next chip.

[C]

Hot honey is having a moment right now.

[A]

It really is. That's the new. That's the new wave. Hot honey is the fucking shit. It goes through waves.

[C]

How does this happen? I feel like we're old enough now to have seen all these waves. Like, I guess I just remember when Brussels sprouts. That was the first wave I recognized.

[B]

I bet you're like, jesus, Brussels sprouts are everywhere.

[C]

I guess they're sprouting up everywhere.

[B]

Oh, and then. And then avocado. Avocados. Avocados went through the roof. The amount of people love guys are

[A]

naming, like, actual vegetables. I think you need to name things that are, like, created. Like, the real example, which I think honey is a. Hot honey is a. Is something that is manufactured.

[C]

Yes. But what I'm talking about is the way that Brussels sprouts were prepared with, like, bits of bacon and, like, balsamic all over them. And a little char became what it was. It wasn't just, like, steamed Brussels sprouts were hitting, and everyone was going crazy. Avocado. Avocado toast had a moment.

[B]

Yep. They put it on some toast.

[C]

Honey hot.

[A]

I'm saying, like, red velvet. Red velvet. Remember the red velvet Velvet is a great one. Yeah. Red velvet velvet Oreos, red velvet cupcakes.

[C]

I can't even look at it anymore.

[A]

It was like, where. Where did. It's.

[D]

It's.

[A]

It's not exciting anymore. We got so red velveted that we're. We're out of the red.

[B]

Absolutely. Right?

[A]

And now we're in the hot honey wave, and it's gonna be everywhere.

[B]

Is that. Is that our restaurant?

[A]

Hot honey and red velvet, all those things.

[B]

No, just call it the. You just call it the wave, and it's everything that has had a moment. And then you go back in, and you're like. Yeah. Because you go in, you know, you might not able. You might not be find your red velvet because they. They're like, ah. People are off that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You go into this restaurant, you have your avocado toast. Okay. You have your Brussels sprouts with bacon, and then you slam a slab of red velvet.

[C]

Right. Kale. Kale's up in there.

[B]

Put a little hot honey on it.

[A]

Oh, baby. Oh, baby. Ooh.

[B]

Mommy burger.

[A]

Damn. So everything that Is off that. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in, dude. I'm in. And so these are good, the hot honey pizzas. I will give it a. I'll give it a seven and a half out of 10. Seven and a half out of 10.

[C]

And, Adam, no chips.

[A]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[C]

What do we. We're just eating the chickens.

[A]

Yeah. He's a meat eater. He's a nut.

[C]

Broccoli.

[B]

I. I. Yes.

[A]

Eats a lot of nuts.

[B]

I eat nuts. I eat.

[A]

Can we clip that? Broccoli.

[B]

I eat eggs. I eat tomatoes.

[C]

You look good. You look good.

[A]

You do look good.

[C]

I. I don't know. I. You look good.

[B]

And what sucks? It's a goddamn fist fight every day.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It is a battle.

[C]

Do you have food? Do you have food? Noise.

[B]

The noise is so loud, dude.

[A]

Oh, okay. I thought you were saying, like, Chloe's, like, grabbing your wrist and keep preventing you from putting the food into your mouth.

[C]

She doesn't care.

[B]

No, dude, she would. She would have. She wants me to be so fat.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You're a monster, dude.

[D]

She.

[B]

Let's see if Todd can find it. It's from the girl. The movie. The Final Girls.

[A]

Oh, great movie.

[B]

Where I'm gonna have sex with the character that Malin Aukerman played. And I come in and I have, like, the. My pants are, like, down at my knees, and I'm in, like, a tidy little, like, purple. Like, white. Like, tidy whities, but they're purple, by the way.

[C]

And.

[B]

And, like, my little belly's hanging over the side, and my dick looks so small. Dude, my dick looks incredibly tiny.

[C]

But it's not. We know it isn't.

[B]

That's when Chloe fell in love with me. So she saw that body and was like, I'm in. I'm in.

[A]

That's awesome.

[C]

She's like, I'm gonna have to watch these dailies.

[B]

So she wants me to get back to there, but I don't want to.

[A]

Yeah, so you have some wiggle room. You can. You can put on some pounds and you. You got some. You got some wiggle room.

[B]

Hey, like, we only see each other in person every, like, four months. You know that I use that wiggle room, right?

[C]

Your boobs are huge.

[B]

Every four months, you see me, and your. My. My. My chin will go.

[C]

Speaking of. In waves. It comes. It goes. Yeah, yeah, but that. I feel like that's what's kind of fun about us, is you don't see each other for a little while, and then it's like, what's going on there. What are we doing here?

[B]

And I go, they're like, holy. I bet. I bet that guy can't fit in clothes.

[A]

Sometimes you look really good. Sometimes I'm like, okay, I'm on top in this relationship.

[C]

But isn't it fun when you. When you run into each other and you do look good and you go, look at my guy.

[A]

Look at us. Look at us.

[B]

Like, sometimes you see us and you think, I'm on top. And sometimes you think, I could. I'm the one.

[A]

You heard him.

[B]

All right?

[D]

You heard.

[A]

No, I don't mean top as in, like, pride top. I mean, just like, I'm on top. I'm on top of the heat. Is it still pride when this comes out? No, but it is. It. It's always pride in my neighborhood.

[C]

Straight prod.

[B]

So for you, it's about looking better than other people. For me, it's about myself.

[A]

No, not other people. Just you guys. It's.

[B]

Oh, just.

[A]

It's me.

[C]

It's. Oh, yeah.

[A]

It's us versus each other, brother.

[C]

Yeah, you've been doing well. You've been doing well.

[B]

I mean, not for me, but, yeah, you're doing. I think you've been at the top. Yeah, I bet you're on top.

[C]

That's not really a battle, you know?

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

Ders and I have to try. Yeah, and, like, watch what we eat sometimes. You. You don't have to do that.

[C]

Well, I just can't.

[B]

Well, your. Your issue is you don't eat, and then you eat.

[A]

Don't come.

[B]

11 hot honey chips, right? And call that a meal or call that a full day's worth of food.

[C]

And, Adam, the question is, where does it go?

[B]

Where does it go?

[C]

Where does it go?

[A]

It's starting to go muffin top style. I'm starting to get a little muff.

[C]

Yeah, I got muff.

[A]

Isn't that nice?

[C]

How do we get rid of the muff?

[A]

How do it? I think you got to do, like, side. Side bends.

[C]

Side bends or sit ups.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Please don't lose that muff.

[A]

Yeah, I think that's it.

[B]

Todd, we got that photo. We got that photo, bud.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I let it off with my topic. It was very fruitful.

[B]

Okay. Hey, it's in the chat. Let's please, please take a look at my body. In the chat. This is what Chloe fell in love with. Please don't stop the music. It's right there. And look it.

[C]

Now. If I look at this, am I gonna fall in love? I just wanna Be careful.

[A]

Adam. What website is this? Tumbex?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Celebrity Undie Drawer.

[B]

Undie drawer?

[A]

Yeah, the place for all your updates on male celebrities and their underwear.

[B]

Hey, well, I made it.

[C]

You know what, Adam, Adam, Adam.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I feel like you would love to have this body right now.

[A]

Oh, my.

[B]

My body's better. Much better than this right now.

[C]

I don't know what you're talking about.

[A]

Really? That looks good to me. I also clicked the photo and it went hardcore porno.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. I'm. I'm a solid 10 pounds lighter and also stronger.

[A]

This looks. You look good.

[C]

This looks good. I don't know.

[B]

Okay, thanks, guys. Thank you. Thank you for saying that.

[C]

I think you might be chestier now. Like, you might have more like arm and shoulders, but let's just say I'm keep. This is my new background here now.

[A]

Are you guys seeing the ad at the Keep scroll, scrolling down. Oh, my God, yes.

[B]

I clicked out.

[A]

Are you seeing what I'm.

[C]

Adam, you gotta go back.

[B]

I'm Bruce from the final girls not safe for work.

[C]

You gotta go back.

[A]

Dz, are you getting the targeted ad? I'm getting older men wanted.

[C]

I see like a Liam Payne for Hugo Boss just shredded. And right above that, it's top rated nearby. And this girl's just doming a di.

[A]

Who sent this link? Todd.

[C]

And then below that, it's like, dude, it's basically just like, celebrity. This is a gay. We're on a game.

[A]

This is a gay.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, this is a gay.

[A]

All right, we're on.

[B]

And by the way, everyone. Everyone's really shredded. And I'm. I'm doing the least amount of, you know, I'm just happy to be there. So thank you. Thank you, guys.

[A]

There's a lane for you.

[B]

Thank you, guys.

[A]

There's a lane for you, brother.

[B]

Yeah, I think. I think the gays, they see me and they. They go, we're. We're rooting for them. You know, we want them to. To do well.

[C]

You would hope so.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah, Yeah, I think. I think so.

[C]

Okay, good.

[A]

I hope so too.

[C]

I'm a dude having Doritos. That just doesn't seem like if I'm eating chips, it's almost always a kettle cooked type chip at this point.

[A]

You're a big potato guy. You don't fuck with the corn chips.

[C]

I mean, I'll do chips and salsa. I'll do chips and salsa, preferably at a restaurant, but I don't know Doritos, look, love them. They're not what I'm grabbing, though. I don't feel like, you know who

[B]

turned me off of chips, I think was living with new a check.

[C]

When we lived.

[B]

When we lived with new A check. This is, you know, 15 plus years ago now. Yeah, more than that.

[A]

Water trash.

[B]

He would eat so, so many bags of chips and then leave the. And then there's, like, little dust marks, and he'd, like, close the door, and there'd be, like, finger marks of, like,

[C]

oh, dude, his hats.

[A]

The.

[C]

The brim of his hats. I'd be like, yo, you had so and so for lunch.

[B]

Oh, all the brim of his hats were just, like, covered in, like, Frito.

[A]

You could tell what he had, what chip he had for dinner by the fingerprint.

[B]

You're like, oh, you have a little. Little cool ranch.

[C]

Oh, damn, bro.

[A]

That's sour cream and onion. Huh?

[C]

Maui onion.

[D]

Huh?

[A]

Oh, you splurged. You splurged. You went Maui onion. Okay.

[C]

Got that purple bag a little extra. What was that brand with the purple bag with the hula chicks?

[A]

I. I thought it was Maui.

[C]

I mean, that's just what it is.

[A]

It's not the flavor or Hawaiian chip company.

[B]

I think so. Yeah, that's. That's my wife's favorite. That's. That's Chloe's favorite. Go to.

[A]

Oh, it's so good.

[C]

She's all chips.

[A]

You know what she is?

[B]

She's. She's. She's built like Blake. Okay, well, Blake have the exact same body.

[A]

Tell her to try the late night Doritos. Also had a really good potato chip. Chip.

[B]

Just let it hang there.

[A]

The Graza. I had a Graza Caesar flavored chip. Very good. And I was like.

[C]

And explain all the words you just said.

[A]

Raza is an olive oil company, and they've started making chips. While I was walking the aisles of Target.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

I saw that they had some chips and they had a zesty Caesar flavor.

[B]

You do a lot of shopping. I like this. I feel like I'm never. I've never. I'm never shopping to.

[A]

I love.

[C]

And where are you at, Blazer? Where do you go?

[A]

Target? Ralph's. Ralph's.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, yeah, sure.

[C]

You do grocery shopping at Target?

[A]

I got the chips. I got one bag of chips there.

[C]

Isn't it just, like, all ocean spray cranberry juice? That's it.

[A]

Well, that's the thing. Target carries some shit that Ralph's doesn't like. Some. Some, like, in the cut stuff. So you got to really. You got to really walk.

[C]

I'VE always felt that way about Target. You got to go to Target for the deep cut in the cut type stuff that you just can't get and

[B]

you can't find anywhere else.

[A]

It's a. It's a real mom and pop, dude. It's pretty cool, dude. Yeah, it's pretty cool. But that's. I was like. When I saw this zesty Caesar flavor, I'm like, how come no one has ever made a Caesar flavor? It's very, very delicious.

[C]

And this is like. It tastes like the Caesar salad dressing.

[A]

It tastes like Caesar salad. Yeah, it's delicious.

[C]

I don't know. That. That, to me, that makes my mouth sour.

[B]

Yeah. To me, that makes my breath and everyone's breath so rancid duty.

[A]

Oh, the breath is bad.

[B]

Even having a Caesar salad at lunch, right?

[A]

Oh, yeah. It's a game changer.

[B]

That's a. That's a dangerous move, dude. If you have anything to do right after that. You know how many Diet Cokes you got to slurp down just to get that. That sauce that. That coated your throat?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You got to really scrub your teeth with Diet Coke.

[C]

My kid had a Caesar salad the other day, and he bites into a crouton, and he's like, oh, this bread is stale. And I was like, yo, you're not gonna believe this. I don't give a. That's on purpose. And he was like, what? I go, croutons are old bread from yesterday that they just chop up and put on these salads, and they're purposely stale.

[A]

Damn, dude. Yeah. Who invented. Who was the sick who invented that?

[C]

Genius.

[B]

Oh, wait, we don't like croutons. We like chips. But croutons on a sal is like a no go for you guys.

[C]

What?

[B]

Well, I don't know. Blake just said, who's the sick that

[C]

invented that they're stale as opposed to just, like, fresh bread.

[A]

Well, it's just a weird idea. They're like, hey, we got all this bread that's stale as toothbreakingly. So what if we roll it around in.

[B]

This is nice.

[A]

Some garlic powder and. And parsley or whatever the hell makes up a crude.

[B]

And then they did that, and it was delicious. So I wouldn't call them a sick fuck. I'd call them a genius.

[A]

Well, they were a sick fuck. Genius is what they are.

[C]

Well, there are.

[B]

I mean, I think the sick. The first person to see, like, a bird lay an egg and then go, I'm going to eat that.

[A]

Right, right, right.

[B]

That's a sick. Whoever was the first guy that was

[C]

like, I think that was just a caveman. I think that cavemen were like, I'm hungry. And you have instincts that tell you something's in there.

[A]

I'm always curious about that. You know what I think? I wonder if it was. We were watching other animals and we're like, huh? Like snakes are eating eggs and birds are eating eggs. Maybe I should eat that.

[C]

Yeah, of course. Yeah.

[A]

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[C]

Dude, we had a. We got a frog the other day. We went to this. Our friends have, like, a ranch. We went there and we went on this, like, creek, and my kids pulled out a tadpole. And so we watched this tadpole grow into a frog. It was pretty sick in, like, a little shoebox sized terrarium. And it fucking turned into a frog. And then it was, like, on the wall and we were like, whoa, this is crazy. And then one day, it just wasn't there.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

And we were like, could it have gotten out of these little air slits? Like, this is crazy.

[B]

The next morning, one of your sons. Let it go.

[C]

We're in the bathroom down the hall where there is a shower, where my kids like to shower downstairs for whatever reason. And there's this little, like, turd of something on the floor. And Emma's like, oh, my God, is that toady? And, like, I pick it up and it's this thing that if you look closely enough, it's got arms and it's got legs, and it's definitely toady. But it fully dried out. Out from, like, not being in water. But it went from our kitchen down the hall to the bathroom. So, like, it knew the moisture. Like, it had the senses to, like, tell it to go there for wetness, but it just couldn't get into the toilet.

[B]

Fully. Fully dead. Like, dried out. Like, fully.

[C]

Oh, dude. Like, fully mummified. Didn't taste weird.

[B]

Do you tell your kids this or you just flush him and say, I don't.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

No, no, no, no. This is a huge moment. And I say, this is what happens. No, but you go, oh, no, look, we found him. He needs water. He died. All right.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you do tell him.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I feel like a lot of parents would just be like, I don't know what happened to Tony? Anyway.

[C]

Yeah. Anyway.

[A]

No, man, you got to make him into, like, where's the Roman or something thing. That would be kind of sick.

[C]

Yeah. Somewhere. I'm. Somewhere between you guys. I. I landed. I think I.

[B]

You're a disaster, my guy.

[C]

I obviously thought about doing the necklace thing. I obviously thought about just moving on, and I decided to acknowledge it and skip the whole, like, decorative jewelry.

[A]

Decorative jewelry thread.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[A]

Poke it through both its eyes and tie it in the back, and then you got. You have them for life.

[C]

Yeah. Can I wear it to school? You have to, actually.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You have to. They'll know.

[A]

You'll see.

[C]

Someone else will probably have one.

[A]

Why kill the Neighbor's cat wear it as shoes.

[B]

God, that would be so cool if, if. If you did that and then you just have one kid that wears exclusively dead corpse. Animal corpse items.

[C]

I got a feeling that this happens in, like, the northern points. Northern parts of Canada. Right where they're up there. Muskrat earrings.

[B]

Well, I'll let you know if that Newfoundland movie actually goes. You know, I'll let you guys know.

[A]

Dude, I just.

[C]

I just had a conversation with someone whose wife was having, like, not like a bachelorette party, but damn near it with, like, friends from college in Newfoundland.

[A]

What are they do. What do they know that we don't know?

[C]

They're like, swimming with whales and getting hammered.

[B]

That sounds awesome.

[C]

Like, called from a friend's phone and he was like, like, okay, what?

[A]

I don't know where my phone is.

[C]

Like, what's going on in Newfoundland? All I know is Adam's going to be like, looking at property after 30 days.

[B]

Dude, I bet I'm going to love it.

[A]

I mean, there's probably hot dudes in new.

[B]

And by the way, the DMS exploded. Dozens of people being like, I heard you talking about Newfoundland is actually if you know where to go. So I'm, you know, I hope it goes, dude, because I would love to spend some time up there.

[C]

You know, a place sucks. Sucks when your DMs flood with people explaining how it's actually cool.

[B]

I don't.

[C]

I don't know when a place is actually cool. There's no dms. They go, yeah, we know New York City, it's pretty cool. La. Yeah, it's a good time.

[A]

Come on. Some people have to rep for their city to really put you on. Some.

[C]

You're missing my entire point.

[A]

There are.

[C]

There's so many people who don't have. They don't. They go, yeah, obviously, yeah.

[B]

Yes. But before Austin became like, blown up and is before. Now people are like, we don't want more people to move here. But 15, 20 years ago, people from Austin would be like, the is Austin. They would go, oh, actually, it's sick here.

[A]

Do not.

[C]

I don't know if people did that. I went to Austin and when I was in college and I was like, this place is radical. And no one was trying to sell me on it. And I don't think anyone was trying to sell anybody on it then either.

[B]

But it's a different time, Anders. People are trying to sell everything.

[C]

Time means nothing to me.

[A]

Me, yeah, the frog. I am the frog. We are the circle of life.

[B]

Tell your mustache on me mean something to that.

[C]

My white ass mustache, dude, come on.

[A]

Are you using Just for Men, or are you gonna.

[C]

You know, it's funny, I. The other day, I was like, if I, like, book a thing where they're like. And keep the mustache, but then they sit you down in the chair, and they're like, definitely going to want to even this out.

[B]

We're gonna dial it back a little bit.

[C]

Yeah, they would probably. They'd probably comb something into it. Right after they give me eyebrows, which have gone. They've just gone. My eyebrows. Toady. Toady. And the eyebrows were like, see?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They've receded into your skull.

[A]

Well, okay.

[C]

Anyway, that was the instincts of, like, the frog to look for the moisture was the whole point of that story. Sure. And I think that we have just instincts to be like, all right, that just came out of that chicken. I bet it tastes good and has nourishment.

[B]

That's probably true.

[A]

True. Yeah.

[B]

I have instincts to maybe use Just for Men because I saw a photo of myself. Chloe just took, like, a candid photo of me holding Bow the other day, and I had some grays dog.

[C]

Really?

[B]

In a way that you don't notice it when it's just you.

[C]

You don't notice living your life.

[B]

I don't notice it because I'm not staring at the side of my head. But when you see a candid photo, you're like, oh, damn, son. Damn, you're a little sparkly.

[C]

And by the way, to get a candid photo of Adam is almost damn near impossible.

[A]

It's hard because he's got it.

[C]

As soon as he hears, like, let me swivel in.

[A]

Hey, he's swiveling. He's got that head on a swivel.

[C]

He's hitting the dimple before you hit click.

[A]

What are you thinking, bro? Are you going to go, like, unnaturally dark, or are you going to try to, like, match? Because it always looks bad.

[C]

Just pitch black.

[B]

I think what I'm going to try to do is go so dark. And then also they told me they were like, if you grind your teeth. Teeth anymore, you need a full new set of teeth. Your teeth are grinded to the bare minimum that they can grind.

[C]

Listen, these are dentists who know who you are. They want your money. Don't listen to them.

[A]

Don't listen.

[B]

Hey, but I'm gonna get the biggest Joe Biden chomper to where now I don't even sound like. You know, when an actor gets new teeth and suddenly they don't Sound like themselves.

[C]

And for example, I know you're saying you know how, and just give us the one example.

[B]

I do want to give it, but I. I don't. I mean, I know him. I worked with him. I don't know if he would like that. I'm putting him on blast.

[A]

De Niro.

[C]

So this probably is a. Just this guy.

[B]

No, I think a lot of older actors do not sound like themselves when they get a brand new set of big old chompers.

[A]

Walter Mathau in Dennis.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Paint and wood. Yeah.

[B]

Because it changes the shape of your mouth. So it changes how?

[A]

Don't you. Don't you have a change to shape your mouth? Don't you have a mouth guard you wear at night?

[B]

Every night, dude.

[A]

And you're grinding through that multiple.

[B]

I've grinded through multiple mouth guards.

[C]

This dude thinks he's Eric. Nice.

[A]

Come on. I'm going to give it points because I'm assuming I don't. I don't know the A to B there, but I.

[C]

By the way, I had. When I. And I bet. I guess we're not talking about chips anymore. That. That chip has sailed. That chip has sailed.

[A]

We can always go back.

[B]

That ship has sailed.

[C]

I had that one. I was like, but if we're giving points, I don't know, maybe you shouldn't look at photos of yourself anymore, Adam.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Cool.

[B]

It's hard to.

[A]

Wouldn't that be nice?

[C]

Did you guys watch the movie. Oh, God damn it. At Train Dreams?

[A]

No, I heard it was good.

[B]

Yes. Yes, I did. With Joel Egerton.

[C]

Yeah, it's just about a dude's life as a logger. And he was like, he gets into the city one day for some reason or another, and he looks in a mirror and he's like. It had probably been about 10 years since I looked in the mirror, and I was like, that is. And I understand what they're doing.

[B]

Cool.

[C]

They're. They're trying to put up. They're trying to juxtapose life back then with life now, where we are constantly looking in the mirror or at ourselves on our phones, but it works. I was like, God damn. Especially as actors. Can't imagine not knowing what I look like for 10 years. Just going through life, being like, well, I don't.

[B]

Yeah, but. But he's always staring into a pond or a creek.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, but you get.

[C]

If you think your face is wavy now.

[B]

I'm not saying wavy, dude. No, I'm not saying wavy. I'm saying fully cracked, rippled Ripply.

[C]

Yeah. By the way, just imagine, like telling your friends who are like, shaving next to you in the creek to just. Could you stop, please? Splashing.

[B]

Stop, please.

[A]

Trying to look at my grill.

[C]

It's just the stuff's coming off. I'm asking you to stop.

[A]

Hey, move down the river. Can you go pan for gold somewhere else? I'm trying to get right for these, bro.

[C]

That movie was sick.

[B]

I like how Blake drop the exit so quickly. I'm trying to get right for these, bro. Come on.

[C]

Come on.

[A]

Well, we're paying for gold, so it's. It's probably in the bay area. It's probably, you know, and it's almost

[C]

exclusively guys out there just. Yeah, yeah, Horny.

[A]

There's a few.

[B]

Go pan for hella gold. Yeah, there's down there.

[C]

You're her. Come on.

[B]

That makes sense.

[A]

We're getting hyphy in the river, bro. Let's do this.

[B]

That checks out.

[C]

So. Yes, I. I went to Sweden.

[A]

Okay, let's.

[B]

Here we go.

[A]

Yes, sir.

[B]

He's back.

[C]

I do want to start with just the movies I watched on the plane.

[A]

Oh, man.

[C]

You guys.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I don't. I don't watch anything anymore at all. And so this is it. This is when I get into it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

My favorite part about flying, like, long distances, I know, is watching like four movies in a row.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And not catching up on sleep. How everyone's like, well, what's so great about it is it's a 10 hour flight, so you can.

[A]

Right.

[B]

You can watch a movie, have a glass of wine, and then. And then get a full night's sleep. I don't do that violently. I watch like five movies in a row, and then I'm miserable the entire.

[A]

I read. I read books, but yeah, no movies. Sounds fun.

[C]

That puts me to sleep.

[B]

You never have read books.

[C]

I watched the two.

[A]

I have another thing to talk about,

[C]

the two 28 years later movies. Did you guys watch these?

[A]

No, I saw the.

[B]

I haven't watched the. The bone.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Was it the bone collector?

[C]

Bone temple.

[B]

Bone temple.

[C]

Bone collector. Also sick.

[A]

It's called bone temple.

[C]

Well, yeah. Did you see the first of them?

[A]

I've only seen the very first one. 28 days later, right?

[C]

Oh, 28 days later.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

I think they all. I think 28 weeks later was sick. I saw that in the theater and I remember the opening being, like, unreal.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That was the first time that zombies ran.

[A]

Correct. Can you imagine, by the way, athletes

[C]

being like, I'm gonna make a zombie movie. Oh, okay. They run?

[A]

No, no, they run.

[C]

Dude, I'm sorry. They what?

[B]

And it broke. Hollywood. And then Hollywood. Hollywood couldn't stop making zombie movies or zombie shows.

[A]

This was their hot 20 years. That was their hot honey. And they go zombie.

[C]

So now when you pitch a zombie movie, first thing out of the gate is like, now these runners or are they some. Okay, got it, got it, got it. Something stumbles.

[B]

I like how your executive is a little drunk.

[A]

These executives don't say another word. So you tell me I'm a stumble. Hand me the. Hand me the Dorito. Late night. Don't tell me. Are they stumblers?

[C]

Is that a callback?

[B]

Would you like any Dorito? Late nights on the bill of your hat? So we know what flavor you want on here.

[A]

Shake one loose. Are they stumblers?

[C]

You don't need chips. You don't need chips. Your body's a temple. This body's a like, ladies used to call me the bone temple. That's actually not bad. Oh, my job. My job here.

[B]

Job safe.

[A]

What you just say?

[C]

I said so anyway, these movies are written by the dude who wrote the original. And they're genius. They're unreal. They're crazy. And Ray finds is in them and he's is unreal.

[B]

When you say these movies, what they're.

[C]

They did like a back to back double whammy.

[B]

I did not know.

[C]

And they essentially are like. It's like two episodes of a show. But like long, long form.

[B]

Okay, that's how you explain movies now?

[C]

Well, it's like if you get two. So Blake. It's like if you get two chips that are connected by accident.

[A]

Right? It's like when I say, like I'm reading a book, it's like Adam would

[C]

call it a double feature regardless of how or when he watches them.

[A]

Instead of saying novels, we say it's the back of a cereal box. But like 300 of them collected much longer. Yeah, absolutely. I get it now.

[B]

That's right.

[A]

I get it.

[C]

I finally watched Marty Supreme.

[A]

Oh, I never dabbled in that insane movie.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Well, like, here's my thing.

[B]

I liked it.

[C]

Those movies don't work on me because I don't tolerate people like him like that character. But you tolerate zombies? Oh, yeah, I tolerate them about a 99.5. I just am like people who are pushy and who are like, no, listen, dude, please listen. Hey, listen. Trust me. You're gonna. I go, you're so annoying. You might even be onto something. I don't want to deal with this energy. I'll see you around.

[B]

No, sir, I don't like it.

[A]

Okay. And that's your moviegoing experience that I

[C]

just was like, I don't, I just don't. They like to be like this guy who rocks and I'm like, I find this person so annoying and obnoxious.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

A guy who's like, look, and I get it. He doesn't take no for an answer. He's hyper competitive. Da da da da. I find that just like nails on a chalkboard where I'm just like. And, and these are people who wear down other people and that's where they find their success by just wearing down other people. And I'm like, I don't want to be around that energy. I can't believe I just watched a three hour pingpong movie championing this guy.

[A]

So they're uplifting his personality to the point that nobody acknowledges that he actually sucks. And that bothers you?

[C]

I don't even know. Well, no, because no, no, no. They do kind of like even it out where it's like his life around him is a disaster. You know what I mean?

[B]

Everything's falling apart.

[A]

Like, I'm trying to think of another example of that, but maybe it's like,

[B]

but the movie itself is crazy. Like, it' an epic, A sweeping epic. It's a sweeping epic.

[A]

And, and it's like Safy style, right? Like it, it has like a really crazy energy to it. Yes. I've never seen it, but yeah, Yeah.

[C]

I mean, it is just a guy who's his own worst enemy. But I think that this one, they were championing. Championing a little bit more than uncut gems or what is it Good Good Night or.

[B]

Yeah, I was going to say. So then you didn't like uncut gems because uncut gems.

[C]

No, I, I don't like Uncut Jones.

[A]

I love that movie.

[C]

Yeah, but I loved Good Night or what, what's it called?

[B]

Good Time.

[C]

Good Time. Good Time. I was like, this is amazing.

[A]

Right? I, I, I watched Good Time way after I watched all the other ones and I could see if you started with that, that the other ones would be like, oh, you're kind of just trying to do that again. So that I get. But I saw Uncut Jams first and I thought that movie was quite excellent.

[B]

It is, but it's just, it's not a relaxing movie going experience. You're not like, you don't walk away feeling refreshed. You feel deranged.

[C]

It's not. And by the way, train Dreams. Train Dreams Right after Marty Supreme. Couldn't be a different tone. Right. As far as like, you are just in the nature with train dreams, like chilling.

[A]

I gotta tune into that one.

[C]

But yeah, then I went to Stockholm and I went to Copenhagen.

[A]

Yeah, bro.

[B]

And what are those white countries like?

[C]

Yeah, they're not as white as you think.

[B]

No, I imagine it just. Just all tall whites looking like you.

[A]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Here's what I will say. A lot of tall whites, a lot of women. Six, four, six, five.

[A]

Oh, damn.

[C]

Not. And I don't mean like everywhere, but I mean like a lot of places you're like, yeah, that woman's six, five. Yeah, that.

[B]

If, that if that happened here. You're like, oh, they're a volleyball player.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Or they're a model or something.

[C]

No, and they're. They're like the door person at whatever, like 7 11.

[A]

They all look like your hero homeboy from the Norwegian World cup team. What is that bro's name?

[C]

My hero homeboy.

[A]

The like Terminator on the Norway. Erling.

[C]

Oh, dude, Erling Holland.

[A]

Guy is so, so sick.

[C]

That's my kids hero for sure.

[A]

Dude, he is so cool.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, he's a G. But I

[A]

could see him be the female version of her. Him.

[C]

A lot of that. A lot of that. But you know, I mean, you're in the city. So the cities are filled with immigrants from other people around the world, right? Sure. So it's not as white as you would think. It probably was in like the seventies.

[B]

As you would.

[C]

Can you imagine how beautiful it was?

[A]

But so pure.

[C]

But I will say, say the like globalization of like brands and like stores and Doritos kind of blows.

[B]

Dude, that's what annoys me about traveling is when we went. It's been a few years now, but we're in Rome and I'm like, oh, this is like any other city. I mean it's awesome. The Coliseum's there and the Forum and, and the Vatican and yada yada.

[C]

But it's like brought to you by Intuit.

[B]

But you just walk down the street and there's like, you know, there's a. So yeah, all the stores that you're just used to seeing and you're like, yeah, there's a gap on the corner.

[C]

Yeah, across the stadium. So my wife competed at this thing and across the.

[B]

Hi rocks. How'd she do?

[C]

She did good. They got 28th in their age group on the planet. So she's. That's the worst they've ever done. I think it's getting more Popular, more competitive. And they are like, I don't know, they're about to age up to the next age, so hopefully they can dominate some grandmas.

[A]

Oh, that's when you really can crush it.

[B]

Maybe they'll start dominating again.

[C]

Exactly.

[A]

That's like me at the turkey trot.

[B]

Yeah. Because didn't they get, and I don't want to air her. Her laundry, but didn't they get like fifth or seventh or something a couple of years ago?

[C]

I think they were top 10 last year they were top 10. That's when they were wealth the year before that. But it is getting more competitive. There's some stallions we got there and it's, this is the world Championships. You look around, everyone is jacked. And everyone's from around the world are like, from Australia, New Zealand, Japan, fucking Brazil, like the uk, Ireland. Everyone is just shredded.

[A]

Oh, man.

[B]

And who was the most jacked country, would you say? Did you look around, you're like, my God, Portugal is showing out.

[A]

Oh, Portugal's got some.

[B]

Look at, look at this Venezuelan squad.

[C]

They do a, like at the Olympics, they do like the welcome where you like, every country enters the arena or whatever. Oh, yeah, and we have done that before and we skipped it this year. We were just like, damn, it's. Do we really want to be on our feet like, or my wife, like, walking for like an hour into this procession, like, it's kind of saved.

[B]

You got to save your energy. You're trying to win the damn thing.

[C]

Well, yeah, yeah, they did it. They did it. But I don't know. Most jacked country. I don't know. I don't know. I wasn't.

[B]

But then were you, like, you see like Ireland, you're like, dude, it's crazy,

[C]

cuz, you know when you see like a clear skinned, white Irish person that is just like, absolutely jacked, but you can't, you can't tell until you get really close.

[B]

That is true.

[A]

Like Sheamus from wwe. Yeah.

[C]

Like a Santino guy who, when Santino was at his shreddedness, you were like, oh, okay. You can't really tell, but all right.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I, I, I know what you mean. There was a guy that worked out at my gym when I used to work out at that fancy gym in Hollywood on break. And it was the one where it's like, I'm working out with like, Wiz Khalifa and like the CEO of Comcast, and we're working out together.

[A]

That's cool.

[B]

And it was, it was a very strange.

[C]

And those are different guys for now, surprisingly. Yeah.

[B]

By the way, Wiz Khalifa is the nicest, coolest guy you've ever met.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But there was this one guy who. I don't know what he did or. But he looked just like a busboy. He just like, wore like dirty gym shorts and a T shirt. And this is the kind of gym that people, like, come in looking. They're in their athlete or something.

[C]

He created Snapchat.

[A]

Yeah, he.

[B]

And he doesn't look particularly jacked. Would just annihilate everywhere because it was like kind of a crossfitty type thing that we were doing and he just worked it and he was Irish as. So now that we're saying that, I'm like, yeah, I guess Irish. It's. It's sneaky. But then you see, like, there's a reason bodybuilders tan up.

[C]

Exactly.

[B]

So you can see their muscles more defined.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah. Black guys aren't actually that jacked. Okay.

[A]

I didn't say that.

[C]

It's just that they're darker so it. It reads better. They're not really that it does read good.

[B]

Does. Does read good.

[C]

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[A]

Like I've been going to like, like watch World cup games and there was a really funny matchup at the bar where it was Brazil versus Scotland. And you couldn't have like two more different types of people at the bar where it's just like, I mean no shade to Scotland, but you know that they're not like the hottest fan base on earth. Okay, okay.

[D]

All right.

[A]

But then like all these Brazilian people are hot as and it's just like, you know what?

[B]

That might be one of the sexiest guys I would say.

[C]

I wouldn't say that. You said Scottish people.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I think we can just say like it's not that Scottish people are ugly. It's that Brazilians are a heightened human

[A]

cut from a different cloth.

[B]

Unreal.

[C]

And that cloth is very tiny.

[A]

It's fucking cool, dude. Yeah, it was so tight. I was, I was kind of bumped cuz like I didn't realize.

[B]

So what bar do you go to to. To see are we gonna blow up your spot?

[A]

I mean there's a pub in like out by where I live and then there's like a more like kind of like a cooler sports bar. So it's kind of what, what vibe you're looking for. If you're looking for like down and dirty like England game, then like that's just like you can't sit down. Or if you're trying to go to like a, a place that actually has like Hollywood good looking people.

[C]

Like a chill, relaxed Brazil verse. Yeah, yeah,

[B]

yeah. Because I know The. The dive bar that's down The. The fact that they even turn the games on is kind of crazy to me.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no, no. It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. It's a. It's a proper.

[B]

It's a different bar. Not the one that I'm thinking.

[A]

No, no.

[B]

I'm not trying to put one of the many neighborhood bars that Blake frequents on. On blast, because he could be there any night. Any night of the week.

[A]

Absolutely. Especially for the World Cup.

[C]

How was the energy in the state?

[A]

And unreal. I'm. Oh, yeah. I went to a game. I went to Switzerland. Bosnia. Which was also, like. It's just so cool to see, like, all people just coming together no matter what. Where.

[C]

Pop quiz. It's actually Bosnia and the H. Something

[A]

with the H. Isn't it crazy?

[B]

I couldn't even tell you something with the age.

[C]

My kids say it. It just rolls off their tongue. Herzegovina.

[A]

Yeah. I feel terrible.

[B]

That's the name of the country.

[C]

Bosnia and Herzegovina. And I'm like, hey, Bosnia.

[B]

Verse a new country called Herzkovina.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It. It's Bosnia. And they're a one. They're together.

[C]

They're a compound sentence.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Speaking in first grade teacher. It's an adverb.

[B]

Bosnian. Herzegovina. Herzegovina. Often referred to as Bosnia Herzegovina or simply Bosnia.

[A]

Yes. Yep.

[B]

Okay. Hey, Learn something new every day.

[C]

BH Baraka.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And also Bosnia. If you would have had me guess where Bosnia is.

[A]

You.

[C]

South America. Somebody help me.

[B]

I would have thought Bosnia is just off the tip of Russia.

[A]

Good.

[B]

It's like, I would have. I would have guessed. It's like, right there. It is just across the bay from Italy.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And as you say that I still go. And that's not near Russia. Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Well, Italy.

[B]

Italy is, like, right here. And then it's just like that little slit on the back side of the boot.

[A]

Right, right. That's the Hergon.

[B]

And then there's Bosnia. I would not have guessed that for sure.

[A]

And I'm.

[B]

I'm.

[A]

Well, USA has to play Bosnia, so I'm kind of. Kind of not.

[C]

Not on the first of July. Right. Is that.

[B]

Dude, by the way, this already. You know, this would have already come out.

[A]

Yeah. Hopefully we won.

[C]

I know. Is Sweden still even in today? Right before we got on, Brazil was losing to Japan. Then they tied it up, and then in the last minute of stoppage, Brazil scored. And then I came in here, and I don't know If Japan got the clap back or didn't or what. But it was like Japan was going to beat Brazil and knock them out. But I don't know if it happened. I don't think it happened.

[A]

That would have been really crazy. It's actually now that I'm like watching football, soccer, like a beautiful game. A lot of, a lot of the goals happen at the very end of the game. Is it just because everybody's tired as fuck or they're like, oh, that's when

[B]

they start trying to try? Yeah, they're trying.

[C]

Well, yeah, people get tired and you defend worse. You know, you defend less and then opportunities are made and opportunities are capitalized on. And we just need to make sure we do these things better. Listen to like any sports post talk is like absolutely insane.

[B]

Dude.

[C]

We did the right things right. We did the wrong things wrong. Next time we just gotta be bigger, better, faster and hi mom.

[B]

That's, that's why as a kid I was like, why can't they be funny? Like, why, what, what is stopping them from just having a personality?

[A]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Most of them don't because Shaq would

[B]

be funny in some moments, but then every, but then you would see him like hunker down and just say the. And you're like, cuz you're exhausted. You just got done playing a full basketball game and then they put a microphone in your face and you just go like, we got to defend better

[A]

and they don't want to be there,

[B]

you know, make sure that we score more points.

[C]

Okay, well it's like doing press. It's like doing press. The first time you do press, you're like, I'm going to give a different answer every time. I'm going be fun. I'm going to have a good time. I'm going to have a good rapport with these people. And A, you, you just, you get too exhausted. And B, they don't even want that.

[A]

Yeah, they don't care.

[C]

They, they want you to give them the thing they can clip and put it in and that story.

[A]

But you know what I don't, I don't like anymore is now, now the post game interviews.

[B]

I feel like Jim Click over here,

[A]

players cuss a little too much in.

[C]

Yeah, we're getting cavalier.

[A]

It's a little, I don't like. It used to be like a big deal if it was like, oh, Shaq said. But now it's like the post games are like, man, we them up, dude. We just gotta play harder and just bring it to their ass. And you're like, whoa, what the hell?

[B]

Well, is it because that, because I thought that the other day as well. I think we've seen a similar clip. Clip. I was like, have they not raised the, the like penalties? Like they.

[C]

To get fine.

[B]

They're fined 10 grand or whatever. But now these guys are making. They're signing 200 million dollar four year contracts. So the 10 grand for them is like $5.

[D]

It.

[B]

So they're like it. They're like, who gives a. I'm gonna say what I say.

[A]

Also like, come on, we'll like, I mean, not to get poly charged, but like the president lets bombs drop all the time. Like, like language bombs. He doesn't have.

[C]

You don't like. And you don't like that.

[B]

And real bombs.

[C]

I would like language bombs and real bombs.

[A]

Yes. Okay, we got you. But yeah, I think we gotta get back to not cussing so darn much. Okay. And that's my big stance.

[C]

You know, as a dad, I balance this every goddamn day because I'm like, I swear a lot. I swear. I think I swear most. More than most people.

[A]

You have a bad mouth. You have a potty mouth.

[B]

You have a true potty mouth.

[C]

Yeah, my dad never swore, right? He swore like three times. And it was like a. And not at me or like when something happened. It was like he'd be telling a story or something when he's quoting someone else and you're like, oh my God, my dad just swore. Yeah, but like I swear. And so now like around my kids, I try and not swear, but I'm also like, now I'm like, like faking the funk. And like, you know, you're like, what,

[B]

it's okay to fake the foot. You don't need to keep it real 100% of the time with your.

[A]

Get in your.

[C]

But I guess what I'm saying is. I guess what I'm saying is like, there is a like weird line where you're like, what am I shielding them from?

[A]

Right?

[B]

Sure. It doesn't matter cursing. It's just. You don't want them to get. Have that tongue and then, then it's hurting them in school. They're not. They're not advancing. They're in, in sports. They get in trouble or whatever, you know,

[C]

now they're just saying it in, in a press conference. And so, yes, I agree with what you're saying. But also like, nobody gives a.

[B]

Yes, but they do. But they do though, because the people that are cursing are the best of the best. Best.

[A]

Right?

[B]

And They've been the best of the best forever. So if you, if you're the. If you're the high school kid and you go, ah, this. The coach is going to be like, hey, I'm gonna bet your ass. And then they goes, try it. And then they're in the middle of the championship game and they go, okay, just get in

[A]

there. Get the in there.

[C]

To quote you back to you, get

[B]

in there, get in there.

[A]

That's the big moment of like the new Ducks.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And to quote you, just get the in there.

[B]

Is the in there.

[C]

Oh, dude. I'm scrolling through my iPad on the plane and I'm like looking at movies and I have Repo man, like there, right?

[A]

Oh, Amelia.

[C]

My kid goes and points at it and I'm like, what? He goes, I know him. I'm like, like, you know that guy? He goes, yeah, he's your Mighty Ducks. And I was like, sick.

[A]

That's so cool. That's a. That's a huge get right there.

[C]

Huge get.

[B]

I'm excited. I'm excited for that point when Bo can start watching Repo Man. Repo Man.

[C]

I'm like, I don't even know if I can watch Rebo Man.

[A]

Just Cult classics.

[B]

No, like Mighty Ducks and all the, like, the sports, kids movies. Those will be fun rewatches.

[C]

Do you guys think this is what weird just sent my kid to camp? It's like a six hour bus ride up from Southern California to Northern California. And the tradition of this camp on the bus ride that has like, the buses have a DVD player, they play all three Beethoven movies.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I haven't watched Beethoven in a long time.

[C]

Six hours of groin.

[B]

What's funny is that dude, that Charles Grodin big groan energy that started at for sure in 1993.

[C]

I'm like, I'm like, who hasn't been like, let's change it up.

[B]

And then just the next year they just put it on again. And then the next year they put it on again and then they're like, well, we did it three years in a row. It's a tradition now.

[C]

It's now a tradition. I'm like, this can't be the Lego movies like.

[A]

No.

[B]

30 years later, they're. They're still blasting it.

[A]

They are waiting for the dude who is just gripping that tradition so hard. Hard to croak. But he's. He's not going anywhere, man. He's going to keep playing the out of the bay.

[C]

But just blew my mind. Blew my mind because I'm like, why that. But it is totally. Somebody did it. Maybe as a joke, maybe not. But at a time where it did make sense. And it's just. I don't know if they're stuck in the goddamn DVD player or what.

[A]

What happens in number three?

[C]

Three copies.

[B]

What's so funny is I'm learning that most people aren't joking.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Most people aren't joking ever. Science. Like, hardly ever is anyone joking.

[C]

But we live in a world. I love the idea of Adam sitting

[A]

around going, wait, this isn't.

[C]

Most people, I just realized, aren't joking.

[B]

They're not joking.

[A]

They truly like that.

[C]

I, I agree. As I become, like, a sports dad.

[D]

Dad.

[C]

And you sit down with other dads. Other dads. They're not joking at all.

[B]

There's no jokes, dude. There's no jokes.

[C]

And they're not. It's not that they're serious. It's just that they're not joking and

[B]

they don't know how to compute jokes. You'll. You'll say a joke and they'll go, I mean, I, I, I, I had a bit forever that I would do where someone. They won't comment. They won't actually laugh. They'll just comment on the laughter.

[C]

They say that's funny.

[B]

Well, they'll say, like, that's funny. And I. That happened to me the other day at the playground. I took my son to the playground, and I, I don't know even what I said, but it was just kind of an offhand joke. And he just goes, that's funny. In such a straight way that I'm like, I hope you get hit by a bus. Like, this guy. Perfectly nice guy. Perfectly nice guy that. But I'm like, dude, just laugh then.

[C]

Or don't, even if you're like, God, this season's gonna go on forever. They're like, it ends in August.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You go, you're unbelievable. Yes. Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But yeah, yeah, yeah.

[C]

Seems like it to you. Maybe.

[A]

Maybe to you. Yeah, dude.

[B]

People aren't joking. And it really bums me out. It really bums me out.

[A]

We gotta get back to giggling.

[B]

I'm trying to just give the Chucks

[C]

and the gigs, but it's also, like, my kids are goofballs. They're like, they like to joke. They're goofy, and it's hard to reel them in because I am not, like, a serious dad. And when I see these, like, serious dads, their kids are also, like, not always joking or, like, they're easy to reel back in and be like, hey, cut it out. And they go, yeah, no, for sure, dad. Because we're serious. We're all serious.

[B]

Because we're serious people.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sorry, sir. Yeah. And those guys are gonna grow up and probably do well being anchors a business nerd. Yeah. And them. But their lives are going to be so boring.

[C]

Yeah, our lot, dude, our lives are

[B]

crazy compared to theirs.

[A]

Yeah, dude, they just gotta watch Beethoven 1 through 3 every year and they'll. They'll find their humor.

[B]

Yeah, they'll find their way.

[A]

That's what'll break them out of the show.

[B]

Are there any takebacks, any apologies, any epic slams here, boys?

[A]

Always. I feel like, you know, you have

[B]

a Jiminy Glick thing happening today. What's going on?

[A]

I did just watch the Martin Short documentary and that might have kind of wore off.

[C]

Did you. You gonna give him flowers?

[B]

He's not dead.

[A]

I don't give.

[B]

We don't want him to die.

[C]

No, no, I know. That's. Adam, you're being very serious. Kind of proving my point here. Okay.

[A]

I say Jimmy Glick is one of the most. Most. One of the funniest characters ever invented. He absolutely destroys. When he's Jimmy. I. Crap.

[B]

You know, I didn't. I. I guess Martin Short never did it for me in the way I think he does it for some people. He came up short and I was. Came up a little short for me. And I loved Jim Nlick. That was probably my favorite Martin Short character of his. But watching that documentary, I was like, oh, it's cool how much. Much he's loved. Like, his friends love him and yeah, they're like, he's the funniest guy. And it made. It made me like him and appreciate him.

[A]

It made me really want to get invited to those house parties because those looked really fun. Yeah, those looks just like him and

[C]

Tom Cruise, where you just have to watch him perform.

[B]

Us and Catherine o'. Hara.

[C]

Yeah, that'd be great. Unreal. He's the best. I mean, for me, Inner Space and Clifford.

[A]

Oh, dude.

[C]

Clifford and the Luck movie. What's the Luck. What's the Luck movie? Danny Glover. Pure Luck. Those three were underrated, as On Rotation. Basically. Pure Luck is a classic 90s movie where woman goes missing and Danny Glover is hired to find her. And the whole thing is that, like, she's super accident prone and, like, unlucky. So they get a guy who's also unlucky to pair up with Danny Glover because they assume that he'll make all the same unlucky choices and mistakes that she made. Which will lead them to her. And guess what?

[A]

Incredible. It does. It worked. And. Well, I won't spoil it. You guys go watch Pure luck.

[C]

You have to. But also the Ed Grimley cartoon.

[A]

I don't remember.

[C]

That was my shit. Well, you got to be over 900 years old. The Ed Grimley cartoon. It was like Camp Candy. It was a whole era. There was like the Ed Grimley Camp Candy. They were my.

[A]

I remember Camp Candy. Camp Candy was dope.

[C]

I mean, Bobby's world was another one where they were just like, let's get famous. Funny guys who maybe aren't killing it at the box office right now and give them a little extra thing.

[A]

Yeah. Give them a little Fox morning cartoon.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

So sick little check.

[B]

We gotta get our cartoon. What do we got?

[C]

Yeah, we gotta.

[B]

Yeah, it's our time.

[A]

God, that would be dope. Little morning cartoon.

[B]

Any take backs, Any apologies? Any epic slams here?

[A]

No, I guess I just like, epically like to lift up the movie. Pure luck. Please go watch it. Yeah. After. Immediately after this podcast.

[B]

And I knew I was on, you know, dicey territory when I said who was the most muscular country, but I still kind of wanted to know.

[A]

So I.

[B]

Look, look, I'll.

[C]

I'll ask around.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I'll reach out to other competitors that Emma knows.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If you could slide into Blake's DMS and say, who is.

[A]

It's. It's gotta be. It's probably like New Zealanders. They're like super sexy.

[C]

By the way, this is. This is the nightmare where, like I do ask Emma and she knows right off the bat.

[A]

Polynesian.

[C]

I don't know about that.

[B]

That's not a country.

[C]

But if she just is like, France seemed real cut. And I could just go. You just had that right there. Huh? You picturing something?

[A]

Oh, yeah. Oh, you forget when French. When French boys get cut, they get cut, bro.

[C]

Usually not cut. Right. Usually uncircumcised. But I do want to give a shout out. Stockholm. Very cool. Copenhagen syndrome. Very cool syndrome. Very funny, Adam. I don't know if that's a point a point situation or just a spectrum situation.

[B]

It wasn't particularly funny. I just had to say it whenever. Stockholm, whenever I hear Stockholm, I have to say syndrome.

[C]

The rad thing is that as. As you guys know my name. Very strange. I go there. It's everywhere.

[B]

Yeah. You might as well just be something.

[C]

It's almost overwhelming to be like. It's just everywhere. It's everywhere here. And I gotta. I gotta grow up in America. America Where I don't even know how to pronounce this name. It's very funny. And Copenhagen, very cool place. Very cool. Hans Christian Anderson is kind of the.

[B]

What did your family like? What country were they most stoked on?

[C]

I, I lean towards Stockholm over Copenhagen. Stockholm is like Chicago. Copenhagen's like Brooklyn. Take from that. What you want, Will. But just like, vibe wise, that's the thing. But we did take a little road trip up to Legoland Denmark. Oh, another level. Another.

[A]

Are they the ones that invented Legos?

[C]

Yeah, yeah. That's where it all is. It's in this town, like three hours outside of Copenhagen. They have like their own airport. Everyone there works either in the factory or the office or their lawyers for them or whatever. Like, huge. I mean, Legos are huge.

[A]

Yeah, they're bigger than.

[B]

My son loves Legos and I cannot wait for him to grow up and get a little more in because I want to go to Legoland. Oh, dude.

[A]

But they're so expensive. Oh, my Lord.

[C]

This is a great move. They are expensive. We're, we're in the LEGO museum and they have a bunch of stuff you can build with. And Emma's standing there and this woman comes over who works there and she's like, are you having fun? And like, yeah. And then Emma goes, you know, at home we, we play with these Magna tiles. Have you seen those? And I was like, what are you doing?

[B]

Yeah. Yes, shut the up.

[C]

And this, the, the Danish woman who works there was like, yes, I know. And Emma's like, I'm sorry. And I go, what are you doing?

[B]

Yeah, shut the up.

[C]

This is like going into McDonald's and being like, you know, have you had the wife Whopper? I wish you guys could make a Whopper here. It was.

[A]

What exactly did you just say?

[C]

But, dude, it's for kids. It's unreal. And weird adults.

[B]

Yes. In weird adults. It's like Disneyland, right? Where there's.

[A]

They're out there, Lego adults.

[C]

I mean, these guys. There were two guys that were working so fast to make a giant Ghostbusters emblem that was like four feet around. And they were like, we're closing very soon. And they're like, we're almost finished here. And they're working off the thing on their phone like the, the schematics and like, the plans to, like, how to do it. And I'm like, these guys are not going to finish. This is, this is rough.

[B]

And also, who cares, right? Because you can't take these Legos with you.

[C]

No, but you can if you do something kind of great. They'll put it up on a shelf for a week or whatever. And so you're like, I made this shelf.

[A]

People just live for that.

[C]

But it is very like, that is Disney ish.

[B]

This. This reminds me of a very quick story about how we were going to go to Nike. We were in like Oregon on tour. On tour back in the day, and we were going to go to the Nike. The Campus factory. Yeah, the Campus. And we were going to get a full tour. We ended up not being able to go that morning because this is you and Tiger Wood. Something about our. Our flight.

[A]

They were hammered driving there.

[B]

No, it was something where like our. Our flight got moved or, or something happened, but we couldn't go. But we come down stairs, me and Walsh and Adam Ray, and we're meeting in the lobby, about to head out to go, go. And Adam Ray is just in Adidas track pants and Adidas shoes. And I go, what are you doing, bud? And he's like, what? And I go, you're wearing their number one competition.

[A]

Full.

[B]

Full Adidas.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he. And he was like, oh, I didn't even think about that. I don't think they. They'll care. And I'm like, they? Absolutely, they totally will.

[A]

They care more than anybody. That's like blood in, blood out.

[C]

They'll go, oh, let's get you some other pants and get you some shoes. And then you won't know where your old pants and shoes went.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

And they'll go, well, you got new ones, so you're good to go.

[A]

My wallet was in those pants.

[C]

This is your wallet, right?

[A]

No.

[C]

Here it is. We got it. And it's a new wallet. Swoosh. Be gone.

[B]

Well, that looks like that was another episode.

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