Ep 309: Buffalo Milk Boys

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Is Important – Ep 309: Buffalo Milk Boys

Release Date: July 28, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders Holm (Ders), Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

This episode of This Is Important is classic hangout comedy as Adam, Ders, Blake, and Kyle riff their way through topics like their upcoming Catalina boat trip, irrational animal fears, the peculiarities of Hollywood celebrity encounters, the mysterious world of “alpha bro” lingo, salsa preferences, and plenty of tangential laughter. The crew's signature blend of irreverent banter, childhood nostalgia, and inside jokes is in full effect, making this a quintessential episode for fans of their long-standing dynamic.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Catalina Retreat & Buffalo Milk

[03:27–06:11]

• The group is excited about an upcoming company retreat to Catalina Island, with Ders leading on his boat.
• Adam, in tongue-in-cheek fashion, jokes about drowning, referencing people’s Instagram warnings about “not being suicidal.”
• The conversation swerves into the infamous “Buffalo Milk” cocktail—a local Catalina specialty consisting of vodka, Kahlua, crème de cacao, banana liqueur, and milk.
• The guys debate the gender of buffalo and riff about the name’s origin, drifting into absurd sexual innuendo.
• Notable moment:
  Ders: “You’re gonna drown in buffalo milk.” [04:50]
  Adam: “That’s a weird name for what you shoot out of your…” [04:54]

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2. Fishing Gear, Noodling, and Outdoor Fears

[06:11–12:01]

• Blake doesn’t own a fishing pole (“rod”) and the group discusses the seemingly unnecessary advancements in fishing gear.
• Noodling—catching catfish with your bare hands—comes up as an absurd/scary activity they’d try for the bit.
• The conversation spirals into a “scariest things in nature” riff—mountain lions, rattlesnakes, and particularly alligators.
  • Blake confesses a deep-seated fear/hate for alligators.
  • The guys discuss the belief you should run in zigzags from alligators, and try to recall how fast alligators really run (Turns out: 11–15mph.)
• Notable Quote:
  Blake: “There’s something about sticking any part of your body in swamp water and waiting for something to come up for you.” [09:24]

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3. Alligator Stories, Accents, and Classic Movies

[12:12–17:38]

• More on alligator fears, including stories from the Everglades (“they croak like frogs!”).
• Adam and Blake poke fun at each other for shifting into Southern/cajun drawls when discussing gators.
• References fly to Cool Hand Luke and The Waterboy as the discussion turns to Hollywood’s use of regional accents.
• Notable Moment:
  Adam: “I think you need to play like a dungeon horror movie guy who talks like that. And it’s called ‘Bayou Bill.’” [16:15]

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4. Summer Heat and Self-Image Realness

[18:03–22:44]

• Lamenting the “dog days” of summer and California’s unusual humidity.
• Blake admits to sleeping nude due to the heat, then hilariously describes awkward attempts at examining himself in the mirror.
• The guys bond over body insecurity, lamenting that photos never do them justice.
• Blake: “I was trying to get on my…like to my penis. And look at it.” [20:27]

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5. On Hollywood Faces & Celebrity Sightings

[22:44–26:00]

• Discussion of meeting celebrities in L.A.: William H. Macy, Megan Fox, Zoe Saldana, and Penelope Cruz.
• The guys agree that Hollywood actors and models often look “different” (bigger eyes, striking features) than on screen.
• Blake: “You got some f—ing big eyes, bitch.” [22:40]
• A moment of starstruck awe for Zoe Saldana and Penelope Cruz.

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6. The Rise of Surveillance and AI Weirdness

[26:40–28:19]

• Blake’s Ring camera now notifies him of “people at your door with a shih tzu,” prompting jokes about tech getting too personal.
• Discussion of Instagram/TikTok’s targeted feeds, with plausible deniability about following risqué accounts due to supposed tech overlap at the grocery store.

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7. First L.A. Celebrity Sightings

[29:31–32:59]

• Nostalgia about the thrill of seeing celebrities after moving to Los Angeles — from “Uncle Phil” to the limo driver in Blank Check (character actor Rick Ducommun).
• The crew marvels over how such encounters felt special and validating in their early years in L.A.

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8. Hollywood Women, Objectification, and Michael Bay’s Megan Fox Era

[33:01–35:46]

• Critical (but tongue-in-cheek) discussion of the era-defining sexualization of Megan Fox in Transformers.
• Satirical imagining of director demands for “even lower-rise jeans” and “more glistening.”
• Adam: “They really just were like, ‘You’re so hot, you’re gonna be bigger than the Transformers.’” [33:34]

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9. Alpha Bro Lingo: Tuning Up, Smoke Shows & Piss Missiles

[40:27–47:49]

• Adam brings up the world of “alpha bro” vocabulary, feeling like an outsider to terms like:
  • Tuned up (beaten up, roughed up)
  • Smoke show (an attractive woman)
  • Piss missile (a fast, straight throw/pass)
  • Weapon (a beastly/talented person)
  • Cans, boobs, knockers (various, less-ironic ways of talking about women)
  • Hot lap/doing a lap (walking around at a bar)
  • Hoss (calling someone boss/big guy)
• Adam: “You tuned him up. Like, I saw…dude, this guy pulled over the other night, got tuned up right in front of the gas station by my house.” [42:08]
• Overall, they admit their friend circles don’t regularly use this lingo, but they find it funny and slightly intimidating.

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10. Football, Physicality & “Bro-ing Up”

[59:56–64:35]

• The group admits none of them really played football. They speculate that’s why they don’t know many “real man” words.
• Ders shares sixth and eighth-grade football stories, including “getting tuned up” after being hit by a car.
• Adam theorizes that acclimation to pain is crucial in sports like football and even in swimming (“sometimes when you jump in the pool it’s cold, dude!”).

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11. Salsa Preferences: A Heated Debate

[69:05–74:51]

• The episode wraps up with a spirited debate about salsa:
  • Do you finish the whole jar?
  • Is cold salsa gross?
  • Chunky or regular?
  • What brand is best? (Blake: “fresh from the deli section”, Adam: “not chunky”, Ders: “Mateo’s”)
  • Is it okay to leave salsa crust in the fridge?
  • Spirals into using “blow a jar” as a faux alpha bro phrase.
• Adam: “Yo, if you’re a bro, alpha bro, and you’re listening — first of all, welcome — I’m begging you to take ‘blow a jar’ to your realm and have it catch on.” [73:20]

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12. Apologies, Takebacks, and Final Laughs

[74:39–75:29]

• Blake playfully “takes back” anything that could lead to a restraining order from Zoe Saldana.
• The guys tease each other for being starstruck.
• With planning for the boat trip and hopes for no accidental “disappearances,” they sign off in classic self-effacing form.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Ders: “I love you, too. And what I’m so excited about is next week. We have plans. We’ve got plans to kick it together.” [03:47]
• Blake: “They all taste the same. They’re all very sugary. I like them, but they’re not, you know…” (on jarred salsas) [72:53]
• Adam: “None of us look better in person or none of us photograph well?” [21:35]
• Blake: “When I dunk a chip that comes up five pounds, I finish a salsa in three chips.” [71:36]
• On Megan Fox in Transformers:
  Adam: “They really just were like, you’re so hot, you’re gonna be bigger than the Transformers.” [33:34]
• On “alpha bro” vocabulary:
  Adam: “I do love the idea of somebody coming up to me…within moments, they’re backing away, going, ‘I gotta go, just saw a smoke show, gotta do a frat lap.’” [47:02]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Catalina trip & Buffalo Milk chat: [03:27–06:11]
• Fishing, noodling, animal fears: [06:11–12:01]
• Alligator & region accent bits: [12:12–17:38]
• Summer heat & body image: [18:03–22:44]
• Celebrity encounters/Hollywood looks: [22:44–26:00]
• Surveillance & targeted ads riff: [26:40–28:19]
• Alpha bro lingo & football lack: [40:27–47:49]; [59:56–64:35]
• Salsa debate: [69:05–74:51]

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Tone & Language

The entire episode balances between irreverent humor, self-deprecating honesty, and nostalgic storytelling. They maintain their signature blend of absurdist joking and genuine friendship, making even the silliest debates (salsa cold or warm?!) feel high-stakes and hilarious.

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Summary

Ep 309: Buffalo Milk Boys is an hour-plus hang with four best friends reveling in inside jokes, awkward truths, and shared nostalgia. The episode covers everything from “alpha bro” vocabulary and irrational animal fears to Hollywood run-ins and the art of devouring salsa. It’s peppered with quotable one-liners, weird yet relatable confessions, and a heartfelt anticipation for their real-life reunion. Fans will find plenty to laugh about—with just enough sincerity and introspection sprinkled among the gags.

Transcript

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[Ders]

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[Ders]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Ders]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Ders]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Ders]

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[Blake Anderson]

Hot Hot Salsa time.

[Ders]

So you were trying to suck your own penis.

[Adam Devine]

I'mma tune you up.

[Ders]

Let's go.

[Adam Devine]

What's up, dudes?

[Ders]

What's up, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

What's up, my boys, dude? Hell yeah, dude.

[Adam Devine]

So good to see you guys.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, God.

[Adam Devine]

It really is. No, it really is. It really is.

[Blake Anderson]

It honestly. Honestly, it's really good to see you guys. I love you guys.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Love you guys, man.

[Ders]

I love you, too. And what I'm so excited about is next week. We have plans. We've got plans to kick it together.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

We're doing a company retreat, baby. We're taking my boat all the way to Catalina.

[Adam Devine]

Back on the high seas.

[Ders]

An island far away. So.

[Adam Devine]

And I just want to say this now. Oh, right.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not going.

[Adam Devine]

If I drown. That's impossible. I'm not. I'm not depressed. You know how people do this when they're like, I've uncovered something and they go like, I'm not suicidal. I'm not depressed. No one's blackmailing me. And then, like, if I go missing or they say I killed myself, they're like, so if I go overboard and I drown.

[Ders]

I didn't.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we know that's not possible. So me and Adam are going to off you. We got to think of a different. A different way.

[Ders]

Yeah, you're not drowning.

[Adam Devine]

I did wonder how far I could swim.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Could I make it?

[Ders]

You're going to. You're going to drown in buffalo milk. Okay. Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That's a weird name for what you shoot out of your.

[Ders]

That is a weird name in general, but it is the. It's a, like, California Catalina island tree.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. I love it.

[Adam Devine]

And are buffaloes female? Are buffaloes female? You know, like a cow. They're like a bull.

[Ders]

They can be. Yeah, obviously, I. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

They have to be called.

[Adam Devine]

Do you call, like, a. A lady bison or, like, what? I don't know. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Lady bison is a hot name.

[Adam Devine]

Is this a him he situation?

[Blake Anderson]

There's a lot of they. What do you call a guy?

[Adam Devine]

Is a guy buffalo different than a female?

[Blake Anderson]

It's a buffalo. Oh, buffalo.

[Ders]

Is it a buffalo?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, a female buffalo. Is a buffalo not a.

[Adam Devine]

Not as buff. Not as buffalo.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Hell yeah.

[Ders]

So a buffalo milk. I think we talked about this last time, but it's vodka. It's Kahlua. It's creme de caco.

[Blake Anderson]

You're drinking cacao? I'm drinking cacao, bro.

[Ders]

I'm have some cream to cock.

[Adam Devine]

Makes my cock damn cream.

[Ders]

D. Banana. And. And some milk.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude.

[Ders]

And some milk.

[Adam Devine]

Why do they even add the milk?

[Blake Anderson]

The cause of diarrhea.

[Ders]

Well, that makes the buffalo milk the cause of diarrhea. The first part is the buffalo.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, baby.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm excited, buds. That's why I'm wearing my fish hat. I hope we put some poles in the water. God damn.

[Ders]

Well, bring some poles. You got poles, dude?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I actually don't have a pole.

[Adam Devine]

I pass you on that one. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

How much is. How much does a fishing pole run you? I bet they get a rod.

[Adam Devine]

Do we call them rods?

[Blake Anderson]

A rod?

[Ders]

Yeah. I feel like if. If it's a rod that can handle the type of big tuna I know we would be after Deadliest. I think it's a few hundreds of dollars.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, you have. You have a rod your whole life, right? You give you.

[Ders]

If you're getting a rod, you're keeping the rod. Yeah, rods can last a long time.

[Adam Devine]

No, but. But this, I feel like this is a kind of like a golf thing where it's like super expensive. But guess what? In two years, there's a newer, better, lighter, faster, harder, stiffer, veinier.

[Blake Anderson]

What are they changing about the. About the. The pole, man, it's straight, it's got the line.

[Adam Devine]

This is the whole. This is every industry. Every industry is like, actually now it's more carbon fiber weave than before.

[Blake Anderson]

And you're like, oh, it's science.

[Ders]

Yeah, but you know, you know, it still catches a. A giant big tuna that we're after. Grandpa's old stick.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep. It's science.

[Ders]

That you found in the garage. That's what he's calling dam that thing off. Caught a big tuna.

[Adam Devine]

What's it called, where you just dangle your arm and then the noodle grabs on?

[Blake Anderson]

Noodling. Should we noodle?

[Ders]

I would love to.

[Blake Anderson]

I got some output in the water.

[Ders]

That was actually an episode of Bad Ideas. Was. I was. I was gonna go, noodle.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you make a joke and be like, I could do it with. I. I got a bait and what do we.

[Adam Devine]

Noodle? What. What fish are for noodle?

[Ders]

I think it's. Isn't it like giant catfish and then. Yeah, you just let them like suck on your arm until you like put arm in their mouth, pull it out.

[Blake Anderson]

It's. It literally might be the scariest thing in my mind that you could do. That sounds absolutely terrifying.

[Guest/Advertiser]

I.

[Blake Anderson]

Number one, I do not like the

[Ders]

scariest thing in your mind that you can do.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't like fish.

[Adam Devine]

Let me. I will admit that that's scary to me.

[Blake Anderson]

Scariest. Yeah. I. What seems scarier than letting a. A big ass catfish. You're sticking.

[Ders]

How about you cover yourself in meat and throw yourself in the middle of a shark fe frenzy. That's pretty scary.

[Adam Devine]

That's even just like out running in a mountain. You look back and you hear something. You turn, it's a mountain lion going, let me get that.

[Blake Anderson]

I hate that. I hate the thought of that. Or how about that thought?

[Ders]

You are camping. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Don't like that.

[Ders]

And you.

[Adam Devine]

You trip.

[Ders]

You trip backwards on a. On a log and you land. And when you land, you just hear.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Ders]

It's a rattlesnake. That's not scarier.

[Adam Devine]

I don't realize we're doing sound effects. Okay, ready? So you're a janitor. You've got a lot of keys. You just said to a little boy, I'm gonna go to the roof of the building and get that ball. You roofed. You're up there in a rainstorm. You hear thunder. You're struck by lightning. That's a pretty crazy fear.

[Blake Anderson]

Look. Scary. There's something about sticking any part of your body in swamp water and waiting for something to come up

[Adam Devine]

for you.

[Ders]

It would be scarier if it's alligator infested.

[Blake Anderson]

I hate alligators. Oh, God.

[Ders]

Well, sure.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, God. I hate that. They are so scary.

[Adam Devine]

To me, the. It's the. The words you're choosing to use. Scariest and hate. Alligators are the scariest.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, a lot of hatred spawns from being scared.

[Adam Devine]

And you might hate sticking your arm into a catfish. You would hate that.

[Blake Anderson]

Sometimes the things you hate is because you're really. You fear that.

[Adam Devine]

But I don't hate alligators. I think alligators are kind of cool. Oh, no.

[Blake Anderson]

They are terrifying. I think they're my least favorite animal. I do not like alligators.

[Adam Devine]

You don't respect them. No.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait.

[Ders]

And you have so much love in your heart. That's what's so weird, Blake is you're throwing out this hate for alligators. When I feel the Blake that I knew that I lived with for seven years. We were a domestic partnership in the eyes of the law.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Owned a reptile.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm kind of considering this boat. Boat trip?

[Ders]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Our. Our honeymoon, though.

[Ders]

Well, don't. But I'm just there. Juris is gonna be there too also. So you don't try to make this honeymoon.

[Blake Anderson]

Put my pole in the water. Don't worry.

[Adam Devine]

You guys doing in there?

[Blake Anderson]

Me and a couple buffalo milks.

[Ders]

I feel like the old you would have loved an Alligator?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no.

[Ders]

Would have think they're the coolest.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what?

[Ders]

I ate them.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I did. Until I went to florid Everglades, and I was amongst wild alligators. And when you get out of the car to take a pee on the freeway and you. You know, they croak. They croak like frogs.

[Ders]

They're like, okay, we're back to the

[Blake Anderson]

sound of Adam and you. And you hear the hairball. It is absolutely terrifying because, you know, they. They. They will jump out and they will get you, and they'll bring you under that darn water and they will tear you up, boy.

[Ders]

Well, yeah, but don't they. I mean, I know they. They say that they walk fast.

[Blake Anderson]

They do. Oh, they're fast.

[Ders]

No, but when you see them, they're like. They, like, wiggle, but, like, serpentine. You can outrun that thing. No.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, exactly. You have to zigzag, and you cannot. You have to zigzag when you run from an alligator, because they can't serpentine, dude.

[Ders]

Hey, guess what. Guess what.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Ders]

I can outrun an alligator, and I'm slow.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Ders]

And I'm slow.

[Blake Anderson]

No. Absolutely not.

[Ders]

How fast do alligators run?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm gonna guess they run about 25 miles per hour.

[Ders]

Shut the up.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm saying, bro.

[Ders]

They run 25.

[Blake Anderson]

They're fast as hell, boy. They come out that water, they get you. They bring you under the water, tear your ass up.

[Adam Devine]

I got two words to say. I got two words to say. Greatest commercial of our childhood, Crocodile Mile. Remember that commercial?

[Blake Anderson]

Hell. Is that your childhood? What the hell is that?

[Adam Devine]

You're so old, you guys didn't have crocodile mild.

[Ders]

I remember the slip. It's a slip and slide, right?

[Blake Anderson]

God. What happened to slip and slide?

[Adam Devine]

It's a slip and slide. But at the end, there was, like, the pool that you bumped into.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And I just remember the commercial being like, well, what's better than this?

[Blake Anderson]

What was it was.

[Adam Devine]

It.

[Blake Anderson]

Was there, like, a cool theme song, like, it's a crocodile mouth.

[Ders]

I don't remember the commercial. Oh, here's the commercial. Here we go.

[Blake Anderson]

It's Crocodile Mile, the great new water slide with splashdown pool and the incredible boomerang bump that sends you flying. But watch out for the crowd.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it hits a bump and takes a dive. I remember making jokes like, I was like. It's like. It was probably some dude doing blow, and he's like, he takes a bump, dude.

[Adam Devine]

You know, it was summer, not the dog days yet, but, you know, it Was summer when they started spinning that commercial.

[Blake Anderson]

Hit a bump and take a dive. That's very. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Anyway, you guys are talking miles per hour. You're talking alligators.

[Blake Anderson]

That was.

[Ders]

This is add in action that commercials from 1988. So we're too young to fully remember this commercial. Durs being as as many years older

[Adam Devine]

than us, I had just got to college.

[Blake Anderson]

I do remember that.

[Ders]

Now, how fast do alligators run? Todd, hit me with that information.

[Adam Devine]

Can we get sponsored by Gronk or whatever, like Joe Rogan? He's like, we're brought to you by fucking whatever. Let's ask it. And then they get the answers back.

[Blake Anderson]

Pornhub.

[Adam Devine]

We can't get any of that money.

[Ders]

Oh, is that right? They're sponsored by like an AI company?

[Adam Devine]

I think so, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Alligators can run from 11 to 15 miles per hour on land. That's pretty, that's pretty fast. Roughly 20 miles per hour. Wait, what the hell?

[Adam Devine]

For short bursts, Adam can run 16.

[Ders]

There's no way that and alligators catching me. And I think this is my jackass. I would like to shoot this.

[Adam Devine]

I was going to say this.

[Ders]

We could sell to Netflix and we could sell.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Can Adam outrun animals?

[Blake Anderson]

I, I, I don't want you to get bit by an alligator. No, they get you and then they bring you underwater. They tear your ass up, boy.

[Adam Devine]

All that cake.

[Ders]

The fact that you add an accent when you start talking like Floridian and you like hint, say all your words. It's off putting.

[Adam Devine]

This is the second time he's done it. I know it's offensive.

[Ders]

And I tried to call out earlier, but then we talked to Crocodile Mile. What are you doing over here, man? It's a, it's offensive when I talk gator.

[Adam Devine]

It's a.

[Blake Anderson]

When I talk gator.

[Adam Devine]

When I talk gator.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

I get a little twang because that's how you talk gator out there.

[Ders]

There.

[Blake Anderson]

Because they'll grab you. They could take you under the water and they tear your ass up.

[Adam Devine]

You guys ever watch Cool Hand Luke?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, of course.

[Ders]

Watch what?

[Adam Devine]

Cool Hand Luke.

[Ders]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Great film.

[Adam Devine]

Great movie. There's a guy in the movie who talks like that.

[Ders]

Okay. Does he race alligators?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, he eats a bunch of eggs, though.

[Blake Anderson]

Well. And I mean eat a bunch of eg. God damn.

[Ders]

And they also talk like that in water, boy.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And is there alligators in there?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but this is. He's talking about Florida water boys. Louisiana, huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Well, both places have very scary alligators.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like Adam probably follows that Instagram dude who's like, now I'm going to teach you how to talk New Orleans accent. And it sounds like, not real, but I think it is real.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it is real.

[Ders]

Oh, yeah. Like a thick Cajun accent.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I love it.

[Ders]

I do not follow that guy. I don't know what you're talking about, but real.

[Adam Devine]

Slide in Adam's DMs and send it to him.

[Ders]

I would. Yeah, I would. That sounds like something I would like, because I love.

[Adam Devine]

Seems like he's pretending, but I don't think he is. I think it's real.

[Ders]

And people, they talk, like, down here, and they talk another level. So in the back of the throat, they just let words sort of slip out of their mouth. And it's crazy when you hear it.

[Adam Devine]

You're good, Adam. I think you need to play like a dungeon horror movie guy who talks like that. And it's called just like, like Bayou Bill.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh.

[Ders]

Oh, yeah. That's. That's my. My horror thriller that I will finally break me through.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Tales from what?

[Ders]

Through more being able to act more. I just want a job.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

He wants to act so bad. Hollywood, come on.

[Ders]

I just want to fucking act again.

[Blake Anderson]

Hollywood. My boy wants to act. I just want to party.

[Adam Devine]

And then you really. You're like. I mean, I felt like I crushed this is Oscar stuff. And then everyone's like, Adam Devine's back with the comedy. Listen to this voice. And you're like, no, but I didn't see the edits.

[Ders]

How funny is it? It then becomes a huge hit.

[Adam Devine]

Huge.

[Ders]

But everyone thinks it's a comedy. And I.

[Adam Devine]

They already did the behind the scenes. They did the behind scenes interviews with you on set.

[Ders]

I think it's a horror thriller.

[Adam Devine]

Just like. Yeah. I mean, this is what happens when you dedicate yourself to something and you just stop craft being funny. And they're like, the character and the way you do the bts, dry as sand. You can do it all funny. Big, crazy,

[Blake Anderson]

Hilarious new comedy. God. What he really committed to that horrible character.

[Adam Devine]

Adam Devine breaks through. You lean in because you're watching at home, like, here it is. Breaks through to another level of comedy.

[Blake Anderson]

He worked on that voice for months. For months.

[Adam Devine]

Months.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man.

[Ders]

Are we currently in the dog days of summer right now? Is that what this is?

[Adam Devine]

You know when you feel we better

[Blake Anderson]

be because it's hot as out there?

[Ders]

God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

We're.

[Ders]

We're recording this. It's the middle of July and it is a thick out there. It Is hot for. For here. It's humid.

[Blake Anderson]

It is for.

[Ders]

For Southern California. This is humid.

[Adam Devine]

A thick. Yeah, a thick bitch, as you said.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's been very hot.

[Ders]

Well, it's not as thick. You know, when you walk like we shot the righteous gemstones in Charleston, that was a different level of thick bitch. When you walk out into the thick and that humidity just hits you and your glasses fog over immediately. Here in SoCal, we don't get that. No, we don't get that.

[Adam Devine]

You know, I do miss that about being in the Midwest where there was humidity, because when night falls, it's still warm. And so if you're at a bar that has, like, an outdoor area, you're really drinking to cool off. Whereas in la, if you're outside at night at, like, a bar, it's freezing. Yeah. And everyone's cold and doesn't understand what the just happened because it was 88 during the day.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know this week it's been

[Adam Devine]

hot at night, though.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I think it has been a warm

[Adam Devine]

one because it's been humid. It's been trying to rain.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It's been warming up. I'm. I've been sleeping a little bit in the nude, so that's how I know it's getting pretty hot at night.

[Adam Devine]

And what do you mean a little bit in the nude?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

What does that mean?

[Adam Devine]

You mean a big, long bit? You mean a big old thick bit in the nude?

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe a medium. A little bit. Maybe a medium.

[Adam Devine]

A not as little as you think bit.

[Blake Anderson]

Ah, I don't know. Yesterday, I.

[Adam Devine]

Probably.

[Blake Anderson]

Just as little as you thought.

[Adam Devine]

Just as little as you thought, man.

[Ders]

This is my Blake impression. He's either he's or talks like this.

[Blake Anderson]

Honestly, last night I was. Last night I was looking at myself, like, in that way, and I was. I was pretty bummed. I was pretty.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. Well, that's. Isn't it? More often than not.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Sometimes you look and you go, all right, also.

[Ders]

What does that mean exactly. You were looking at yourself in that way. Do you often just, like, behold your manhood in the mirror?

[Blake Anderson]

No, it was sometimes weird. I was like. I was like, bending over, Scott Galloway says, trying to. I was trying to look at my dick, like, from eye level. Like, we look at it this way, you know, like in the mirror. And down. I was trying to get on my. Like, to my penis.

[Adam Devine]

And look.

[Blake Anderson]

Look at it.

[Adam Devine]

You got down on your.

[Blake Anderson]

As close as I could at.

[Adam Devine]

You caught your dick in the mirror and you were dropped to your knees.

[Ders]

How how did you do that? How would you do that?

[Blake Anderson]

Like, just like.

[Ders]

Like doing this. So you were trying to suck your own penis?

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That is not what I was trying to do.

[Ders]

Well, hang on. You the one you just showed us right now.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Ders]

That you were trying to suck your own penis.

[Blake Anderson]

No, I was just trying to look at it, man. I was not. And I. I told Sam that too. I'm just. Was trying to look at it.

[Ders]

You can look at it from right where you are, dude. You know what you can do? You can take a photo of it and then just look at it.

[Blake Anderson]

Photos. I want to see it in person. You know, photos don't do it justice.

[Adam Devine]

I agree.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

I agree.

[Ders]

It doesn't photograph well.

[Adam Devine]

I. I feel like when I take a pict myself, not my dick, but myself, I look at it and I go, is that what I look like? I think I look better in person than I. Than I photograph.

[Blake Anderson]

I hope I do. I hope I do.

[Adam Devine]

That's what I think.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

None of us do. None of us do.

[Adam Devine]

None of us look better in person or none of us photograph well?

[Blake Anderson]

Both. All.

[Adam Devine]

And I think that might be part of the breakthrough situation.

[Blake Anderson]

Both. Both. I think.

[Ders]

I think both.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I mean, you know. Well, it's also just yourself. Like, I look at photos of myself and I'm like, what the?

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Ders]

Like what the.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but don't you meet people in person and you go, they actually look weirder in person than they do in. In movies or tv?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I think they're like a William

[Ders]

H. Macy or not weird.

[Blake Anderson]

He looks pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

Never seen him.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we did. We saw him at the Super Bowl.

[Adam Devine]

Never seen him. I think that there are people with like, exaggerated features. We can say that, like, a lot of women in Hollywood have giant eyeballs and you don't really. You can't really tell when you're watching them on TV or movies because you just. The eyes are what captivate and kind of let you in. The window to the soul, as Blake was about to say.

[Blake Anderson]

I was? Yep. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then you see him in person. You're like, those are some big ass eyeballs.

[Blake Anderson]

You got some fucking big eyes, bitch.

[Adam Devine]

That's a lot.

[Ders]

Or eye.

[Adam Devine]

That's a lot. You've got extra eyeballs.

[Blake Anderson]

Extra eye, bro.

[Adam Devine]

You are not running out of eyeball. You got it?

[Blake Anderson]

It's a whole lot of I.

[Adam Devine]

And they don't look as. They don't look as

[Blake Anderson]

stunning. Yeah, well, proportion.

[Ders]

I feel like that happens a lot with I Mean, some actresses and actors, but also models. Like, a lot of times models are weird. They have to have such a striking.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Ders]

Look.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

To be on the Runway strutting your stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Ders]

And then in real life. What's up with them eyeballs?

[Blake Anderson]

They got a whole lot of eye.

[Ders]

A whole lot of eyes.

[Blake Anderson]

Long ass.

[Adam Devine]

They got enough. They got enough.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. They look like giraffes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Weird. I will say, though, like, models,

[Adam Devine]

Literally.

[Ders]

That's why. That's why we didn't date them.

[Adam Devine]

It's like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, they're just. They don't. I would never.

[Ders]

I would never want to date, like, a really sexy, successful model.

[Adam Devine]

I know. Blake's scariest is alligators. For me, it's definitely models. Can we change the subject?

[Ders]

Like, that's why I never did in my past. I was like, yeah, disgusting to me.

[Blake Anderson]

No, they. They look good in clothes. Out of clothes. Nah. No, thank you.

[Ders]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

Why are you even still talking about them?

[Ders]

Yuck.

[Blake Anderson]

I will say, one time I was, like, eating out in Hollywood and what's her name walk by? Zoe Saldana. Yeah, right? Oh, yeah. God, she was so pretty.

[Ders]

Gorgeous.

[Blake Anderson]

I was like, holy crap.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah. It was always held on. Absolutely stunning.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Here comes the most, like, too beautiful. Like, no, thank you. Yuck.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yuck. Restraining order arriving soon. Someone told me that a podcast. A guy was talking about me, and I just want to make sure that

[Blake Anderson]

it was just like. It's like. It's like time stopped. I just saw her. I was like, whoa, this is a very beautiful person.

[Ders]

Just like Zoe Saldana.

[Adam Devine]

I saw a clip. Very funny bit about eyeballs being too big that I was lolling. This is a text to her people.

[Blake Anderson]

My bad.

[Adam Devine]

But lock him up.

[Ders]

You know who we were just talking about that. I'm like, she is unreal. She's my number one. I love her.

[Adam Devine]

Here we go.

[Ders]

And I'm glad she's in a new movie. Well, of course. But like a celebrity.

[Adam Devine]

Adam, you've been living on this bus.

[Ders]

Penelope Cruz, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Come on.

[Ders]

And she's now in that new movie. What is it called?

[Blake Anderson]

The.

[Ders]

The Invite or the yes.

[Blake Anderson]

Where it's like, about, like a threesome or something.

[Ders]

I don't know. Seth Rogen's in it.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it's like a couple swap movie. She's also been popping up in the. In the crowd at a World cup games, and she's looking great.

[Ders]

Spain, the Invite. Yeah, her and Javier.

[Blake Anderson]

That is some good Spanish jeans. Right there.

[Ders]

Penelope Cruz. Her and Javier Bardem.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ders]

That's a Wango Tango.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me, Adam.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Both.

[Adam Devine]

So I got forwarded this clip from a show. This man kept talking about me. I need a restraining order. Not that it wasn't funny. There's a funny bit that's actually real.

[Ders]

That's not offensive because that's a really good impression.

[Blake Anderson]

Big ohs.

[Adam Devine]

The ojos are too much. Grande Ojo's very funny. I watch it translated. By the way, does YouTube translate us us? Can you click into like, Portuguese or some?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think so. We're not on YouTube.

[Adam Devine]

That's our Netflix, brother. Father Netflix. Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. We love you.

[Adam Devine]

I want to get translated.

[Ders]

Our corporate overlord. There's no way they do, right?

[Blake Anderson]

I AI does it. Oh, by the way, getting hella weird. My. My. Like my ring cam.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God. Go ahead, grandpa.

[Blake Anderson]

My ring cam. Now it tells me, like, what's at the door? Like, you know how I text you? Like, there's someone at your door today. It was like, there's a person at your door with a shih tzu. I was like, what the fuck? What is going on here? When did I.

[Ders]

With the shih tzu dog.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it said that.

[Adam Devine]

Could have been worse. Could have been a zoo. Shit. Okay, that's interesting. And you're like, tmi. I don't need to know that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Why do I? What? When did I tell you I needed to know that? That's bizarre. Like, when did it start doing that?

[Ders]

It's getting smarter in case you're. You like those dogs the least and you hate those dogs.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That's where it seems like it's a. A bit of a slippery slope here.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I could take it or leave it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Maybe you hung out too closely. Like, your phone was connected too closely next to someone that owned a shih tzu. Like you were at a bar or something and.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Ders]

You know how that. That's how they say you. They do it like you sit next to someone and your phones are close and they think you're hanging out with them, and then you'll get information about what? What, they like shih tzus?

[Adam Devine]

Well, no, like, you could go out. So, like, in public and then, like, because you're sitting next to the person, suddenly your discoveries are all just semi nude women exercising.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, gotcha.

[Adam Devine]

And it's only because. It's because you were in the grocery store, like, looking at crackers next to some pervert.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And that's what.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

That's what you've explained to your wife?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's really weird.

[Ders]

Like, let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Didn't even cross my mind.

[Blake Anderson]

Look, honey, I don' why I keep getting weird. Like World cup theme porno coming up.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

On my phone. Like, what the hell?

[Ders]

Honey, the Explorer page is all half nude women working out.

[Blake Anderson]

It's all hot Argentina babes.

[Ders]

It's just because I was next to someone at the grocery store.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's nothing to do with what I'm watching. You know what? I'll never go to the grocery store.

[Blake Anderson]

Fine.

[Adam Devine]

This is the last time I go there.

[Blake Anderson]

Fine.

[Ders]

You know what? Fine.

[Blake Anderson]

Fine.

[Adam Devine]

You know, fine.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm.

[Ders]

I guess I'm not grocery shopping.

[Blake Anderson]

I guess I'm not grocery shopping and I'm not cooking.

[Adam Devine]

Look, I'll take one for the team. Yeah, I'll stop cooking. Not that I ever started. And I'll stop going to the grocery store. Yeah, that can be something you do.

[Ders]

Yep. All right.

[Adam Devine]

And then, you know, be really funny. Is I check your discoveries. You don't want to see that. Oh, it's. It's just kind of people marching for civil rights and.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Huh.

[Adam Devine]

What grocery store are you at?

[Blake Anderson]

Where are you? What kind of.

[Ders]

You might not be going to the right grocery store.

[Adam Devine]

I was at Ralph's. Perverts go to Ralph's.

[Ders]

Pervert central.

[Blake Anderson]

Ralph's is nasty. Yeah, some bad boys.

[Adam Devine]

He must have been a pavilion.

[Ders]

Freaks. I. I will say the. Do you remember the. The Ralphs that they called the Rock and Roll Ralphs on Sunset?

[Adam Devine]

How could I forget?

[Blake Anderson]

Of course. Yes. It's a famous Hollywood attraction.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Did I see Uncle Phil there or did you guys.

[Ders]

I thought you said that that was at the Whole Foods.

[Adam Devine]

But no, I saw Uncle Phil at a Ralph's.

[Ders]

Oh, really? I remember when you said you saw Uncle Phil.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, I do too.

[Ders]

That was a big. That was a big day in all of our lives.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. I think you all.

[Adam Devine]

By the way, those were the days where, like when you did see someone, you would tell everyone and they were like, we're here, we made it. We're. We're amongst Uncle Phil.

[Ders]

Yeah, I was just talking about this actually, like how crazy it was and how exciting it was when you first start to like. Like you move to LA and you actually see someone that's working in TV or has worked in tv. My first star sighting was the. The limo driver in blank check.

[Blake Anderson]

He legend.

[Ders]

I think he Rip and he was drinking a beer at the Grove. At the bar. The bar in the farmer's market at the Grove.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, that's a great sighting.

[Adam Devine]

He. He's also the electrician who's got to cut off the power grid in Die Hard.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God.

[Adam Devine]

He's also the fun neighbor in the burbs. Yeah, his name escapes me right now.

[Ders]

Yeah, he was in a bunch of stuff.

[Blake Anderson]

I need to watch the burbs again.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but very memorable, you know, like white guys are always kind of the same. It's. It's very hard to pop. He had something that set him apart.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Legend.

[Ders]

Yeah. What was his name?

[Blake Anderson]

Rick. Rick. Rick.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Ders]

Dukeman. Yeah. Duke home.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you gotta run with it.

[Ders]

And he is not dead.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Ders]

And we are not giving him flowers.

[Adam Devine]

He died.

[Blake Anderson]

I think he just died. No, I think he just died.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Died.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, he. He died a few years ago.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Okay. In 2000. Ten. Ten plus years ago. Okay. Thank God we didn't kill him.

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

He was one. He was good. But.

[Ders]

But I was shook.

[Adam Devine]

Legend. That's a great. That's a great sighting.

[Ders]

Yeah, I remember. I was like shook. He was one of my very first. And then we saw. I think I was with either you or Kyle and we saw. Who's the guy that was married to. Was it Luke Perry? That was married to Megan Fox? And we saw them both.

[Blake Anderson]

No. Brian Austin.

[Adam Devine]

Brian Austin.

[Ders]

Brian Austin Green.

[Blake Anderson]

Both. Yeah, we do at.

[Ders]

I like that. I led with Brian Austin Green when Megan Fox is also at the bar.

[Blake Anderson]

But she's like.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but you didn't know she was realized. No, she was.

[Ders]

Yeah, maybe not. I. I don't. I don't remember. No, but I remember being like, what was her papa.

[Adam Devine]

She was just Megan. Yeah, she was just a fox. Now she's Megan Fox.

[Blake Anderson]

What was her first movie? What was her jump?

[Adam Devine]

Weird eyes. A lot of eyeballs on that.

[Ders]

Too much eyes to me. I'm like, yeah, Especially I'm like, Transformers. Megan Fox.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Not for me.

[Blake Anderson]

I had to turn that movie off because of that.

[Adam Devine]

Was it Transformer? Megan Fox in Transformers. I think if you watched that now, it would feel like it's from a entirely different era than even when it came out. It really put her on like a. We're going to do slow motion on this woman. The entire movie.

[Blake Anderson]

They wanted, in a way that you're

[Adam Devine]

like, is happening here.

[Ders]

My dick was like,

[Adam Devine]

this is the way.

[Ders]

Wait, why was your dick making those

[Adam Devine]

noises like a Transformer?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's the noise they make when they transform.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Keep up.

[Ders]

Sorry.

[Blake Anderson]

This is our sound effects.

[Adam Devine]

Keep up. Hey, Megan. We think you're kind of glistening and sweaty in this scene also.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure, I'm. It's really, really not that hot out. We're in. We're in the snow.

[Adam Devine]

We're running for my life. I know, but if we could just lose one. Like, a button comes open, like, maybe when you're running.

[Blake Anderson]

Michael. Bay.

[Ders]

Get her for the bay, baes.

[Adam Devine]

I mean. And by the way, like, it kind of. It did wonders for her career. I don't know. What? I don't know. It's interesting. Looking back, I'm like, wow.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Adam Devine]

They really just were like, you're so hot. You're gonna be bigger than the Transformers.

[Ders]

Yeah, I think she was too hot. Too hot for the world.

[Adam Devine]

She was hot. Bigger than the. She was hotter than the transformer.

[Ders]

He truly, like, looked at his. At his, like, shot list and was like, scratch this.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

The first day he gets her on set, he's like, no, no, no, we're not gonna shoot the Transformers today.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's have her going into the. The. The. The engine of the transformer. Her ass. This is how you meet her.

[Ders]

Just.

[Blake Anderson]

Just. Just have her working on the car. She.

[Ders]

Stick it out.

[Blake Anderson]

Her ass is out. And then. Then you find out that the transformer, the engine is like their dicks. So.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

All right. She's in there going.

[Ders]

Someone get Michael. Get Michael.

[Adam Devine]

Michael, go back. Go back to video.

[Ders]

Yeah. All right. Hey. Okay, Michael, let's show you back to the director.

[Adam Devine]

Show the low rise je.

[Ders]

Of he's just obsessed costumes.

[Adam Devine]

Do we have any jeans that rise lower?

[Blake Anderson]

Can we just cut them?

[Adam Devine]

I want. I want wind to be able to pass underneath is how low I need.

[Ders]

Hit us with some prime Megan Fox photos here, Todd.

[Blake Anderson]

This is the way.

[Ders]

Oh, my God. I mean, the mama research.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, mama. This is.

[Adam Devine]

Have you guys seen her in person, though? I bet.

[Ders]

There's no way. There's no way she's. She's this smoking hot. She can't. She can't be. No.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no. Machine Gun Kelly. You're a lucky man.

[Ders]

You lucky son of a.

[Adam Devine]

And then post hot pictures of us to look at as well. Just.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And then. Yeah. Catch. Catch a candid, hot photo of me. I dare you. It's. It's impossible.

[Blake Anderson]

A little rock. Candidly, he's pretty hot, too, by the way.

[Adam Devine]

Brian Austin Green and. And Blake Anderson are doppelgangers, and I'm. I'm willing to die on that.

[Ders]

Dude, the f. You. I'm looking at a photo of the two of them getting Images.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Brian Austin Green and my boy, Blake Anderson. They do not look that dissimilar.

[Adam Devine]

That was a ride. They almost don't look alike a lot.

[Ders]

No, they don't look dissimilar. They look close enough. If they were brothers, just cut your hair. You could have married Megan Fox.

[Adam Devine]

Knows that's why he did it. He's like, nope, no, thank you. I will be growing my hair to

[Blake Anderson]

keep the ladies away. Keep them. No, thank you. I'm fine right where I am with my hot boyfriends.

[Ders]

Hello.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, what? Bring the rods to the boat.

[Blake Anderson]

Buffalo milk. You know, you've never seen a guy drink so much buffalo milk.

[Adam Devine]

God damn. So, guys, you're gonna just.

[Ders]

Just a white mustache, all the buffalo milk.

[Adam Devine]

You're gonna go again. Down.

[Ders]

Down.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Ders]

Not just something that gets you from point A to point B, but something that's ready for everyday life and whatever random weekend adventure gets thrown on the calendar. With a fully revamped exterior design, the 2027 Kia Selto stands apart in a category that's packed with lookalike SUVs.

[Adam Devine]

It combines style, size, and meaningful capability in a way that punches above its class, giving drivers a vehicle that's practical enough for real life without feeling ordinary. Because if everything in the parking lot looks the same, it's probably nice to remember which one is actually yours. Find out more at your local Kia dealer today. Hey, if you've been adulting too hard today, this is your sign to take a break with Slice.

[Blake Anderson]

Slice is a full fledged flavored soda you loved back and better for you with real fizz. 5 grams of sugar or less, plus prebiotics, probiotics, and postbiotics.

[Ders]

It's low sugar, gut friendly, and actually tastes like soda because it is a better soda. So the next time adulthood gets a little too serious, grab a slice. Real fizz, real flavor, real benefits.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, guys. You know I love to use Instacart whenever I need last minute groceries. From chicken tenders to ice cream to protein powder, Instacart solves all my problems with their deliveries straight to my door. Plus, now that it's the peak season for fresh produce. I like to have some juicy strawberries and tomatoes picked up as well. Thanks to Instacart, you can get all the freshest seasonal picks.

[Ders]

That's right, Blake. Your shopper can help select the best quality items so you're getting peak season flavor without having to hunt through the produce section yourself. Plus, if you're like me, you're always looking to pack some snacks and drinks for a day on the beach.

[Adam Devine]

And thanks to Instacart, you can get everything delivered before you head out, including pre cut fruit, cold drinks, sandwich ingredients, and whatever else makes your day easier. One less errand means you get to your destination sooner and stay longer. Instacart brings convenience, quality, and ease right to your door so you can focus on what matters most. Download the Instacart app now and get groceries just how you like. Hey, guys. Have you ever found yourself craving a cold snack?

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Adam Devine]

Do you even know what a cold snack is?

[Ders]

I do.

[Adam Devine]

Well, some of you may have noticed I've been wearing a Montucky shirt on the video version of the podcast. And that's because Montucky makes my favorite cold snack. That's right. It's a cold, snackable beer, and summer is the best time to enjoy it.

[Blake Anderson]

You're right, Ders. Montucky is a light American lager from Bozeman, Montana. It's snackable, shareable, and perfect for all occasions.

[Ders]

Hey, that sounds like the dream beer to me. Go to montuckycoldsnacks.com snack-finder to find Montucky cold snacks and a retailer near you. And if you're looking for some Montucky merch, use important snacks, all one word for 20 off their merch store.

[Adam Devine]

They got some cold horses on those cans.

[Ders]

Cold snacks.

[Adam Devine]

I wrote down one thing that I was thinking of this week that I was like, this is something I want to. Because I want to mine. I want to. I'm gonna do the. What's his name? Gavin Newsom. He talks like this all the time. He's like. I was.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Ders]

Well, that's a classic Bill Clinton maneuver.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah, to do this. To do both of them at the same time. Just like, you know, we're talking.

[Ders]

Well, he's stealing that from Trump.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Trump.

[Ders]

When he dances, he.

[Blake Anderson]

He goes such an iconic dance.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but. So I wanted to mine you guys for these. It's. It's basically like alpha bro vocabulary. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a bagel.

[Adam Devine]

I know we don't really throw around, but then when you hang out with a Few. Like Alpha bros. Yeah. They throw these words around and you

[Ders]

go, yeah, for sure.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, like that. Okay, so that's the word you guys use.

[Blake Anderson]

What word are we talking about?

[Adam Devine]

So I wrote down a few because I was like, well, what Alpha bros are.

[Ders]

Are you talking about, like, when we go to the super bowl and you hang out with the Long brothers?

[Blake Anderson]

Hang around Bo Jackson and we see

[Ders]

Bo Jackson from a distance.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. No, not.

[Adam Devine]

No, those guys are definitely. It's definitely mostly. No, no, it's not even the. The Long brothers because they're pretty low key. But it is probably. Probably people they hang out with. It's mostly. If I. If I see my buddy who used to play hockey, he has a vocabulary that I'm like, oh, okay. That's what. That's what the guys are saying. And so here's here. So here's the first drop.

[Blake Anderson]

Some man words.

[Ders]

So you're saying we don't have the testosterone. Our T is too low to be throwing these around.

[Adam Devine]

So here's one that I'm just like. I would never have thought to use this when someone. When you're like, you beat somebody's ass.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You.

[Blake Anderson]

You.

[Adam Devine]

You tuned him up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. That is a manly thing.

[Adam Devine]

Like, I saw. Dude, this guy pulled over the other night, got tuned up right in front of the gas station by my house.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah. That is a tuned up. That's a good one.

[Ders]

Well, to me, I don't know. I don't know if that is alpha as much as that is like, that feels like a thing a grandfather would say, like he got tuned up.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, grandpas are kind of the most alpha male.

[Ders]

True.

[Blake Anderson]

You're not wrong.

[Adam Devine]

True. This is true.

[Blake Anderson]

Thank you.

[Adam Devine]

The way that they describe women is a smoke show.

[Ders]

Oh, whoa.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I call them Hottie Bob, but I

[Adam Devine]

would never throw around smoke.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Hottie Boom. Blatties.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Oh, Holy moly. Whatever it is, I have to mispronounce it.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, the.

[Adam Devine]

Like when somebody throws a pass, it's a piss missile.

[Ders]

Oh, that's tied to.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't like that. I don't like that.

[Adam Devine]

Just threw a straight piss missile 50 yards, and I'm like a piss missile.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. I don't. I don't like that.

[Ders]

Ah, dude, no, I like like that one a lot. Did I tell you when I. And he's not even. I mean, he's an alpha bro, but he's older now. When I did that golf tournament with

[Adam Devine]

Drew Bledsoe, you never lose it. Yeah.

[Ders]

And he they were tossing the football around, and he's like, hey, Divine. And he just.

[Adam Devine]

He knows what he's doing, and he

[Ders]

wasn't putting anything on it. He could just throw the football.

[Blake Anderson]

Piss missile.

[Ders]

And it just was way harder than that. I'm used to catching a football for my friends.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And then I went to throw it, and my spiral wasn't that tight. And then he said something like, oh, we got to work on that. I was so embarrassed. He goes to throw it to me. Throw it to me again. And I acted like I had to go get my ball.

[Blake Anderson]

Hold on.

[Ders]

Like, oh, I gotta.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And I like, sort of like, hop, hop. Stepped away.

[Blake Anderson]

You refused to catch. Catch a pass.

[Ders]

I caught one. I caught one. And I was like, dude. And then my pass wasn't that great. I'm like, I'm not gonna get into a. I'm not. I'm not throwing the pig skin around here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we're not throwing piss missiles. You're all wobbles.

[Ders]

I can't throw a piss missile at all.

[Blake Anderson]

It's hard throwing it. Throwing a football is not easy.

[Adam Devine]

Do you guys. Are you guys in text James, or do you hear other guys using words that you're like. I guess that's what the guys are using. Losing weapon is another one when they call someone an absolute weapon.

[Blake Anderson]

I like that. Yeah.

[Ders]

That was sick.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not saying it's not to, like. I'm just saying, like, these are words that are used commonly, constantly.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

They're just not at my. Like, I just don't have.

[Ders]

I'm not like, yeah, we're not bro y enough. And I've. I've always said that. I've always said that we should be more bro y.

[Blake Anderson]

We need to grow up. Grow up and bro up.

[Ders]

Yeah. I look, I. I would look at Blake in the morning with almost disgust, and I would say, in your bed. Grow up.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Go make us break.

[Ders]

When we look. When we live together, I was. I would just. I'd see you in the kitchen. I'm like, wow. And bro up, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I'm a dude.

[Ders]

Because he was just looking a little made or something. I was like, dude, bro the up man.

[Blake Anderson]

When I wake up, that is the manliest I am. When I wake up, I wake up like a goddamn man.

[Ders]

Full mask. And then what? You get less manly throughout the day?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, then I beautify. And I do my hair and. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You know, do you guys have any words like this that you're like? I know, because do you know what I'M saying. You know what I'm saying?

[Blake Anderson]

I know what you're saying. Yeah. There's a vocab.

[Adam Devine]

That real vocabulary that I'm like, I don't even.

[Ders]

You're right. And I don't think I have any words because all of my friends are actors or comedians.

[Adam Devine]

Like, we say boobs. We say boobs, right? They say cans with zero, like, irony. They're like, look at those cans.

[Ders]

Do they say knockers?

[Blake Anderson]

Those are boobs.

[Ders]

Do they say knockers?

[Adam Devine]

I don't think they say. I don't think they said knockers.

[Blake Anderson]

I say, today.

[Ders]

Do they say wamblies?

[Blake Anderson]

I say, check out those tits.

[Adam Devine]

No. We're busy having fun, and they're busy going, those are cans.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah. They're being serious about it instead of having fun with it. Right, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And it does. It does. When you were talking about how guys are not joking and how, like, it. It is adjacent to that, but I do just. There's a whole slew of words out there that I don't tap into.

[Ders]

I. I don't have any real friends like that. I don't have any real friends like that.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I wish I did. I wish. I. I just don't get invited to things that have real, Real men present.

[Ders]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? Me either.

[Adam Devine]

So you guys don't even know any more of what I'm talking about, but you do know what I'm talking about when I say it. You get it.

[Ders]

I know what you're saying, D. And I think you probably are more in those circles than myself or Blake. And definitely, definitely not Blake. Definitely.

[Adam Devine]

I do love the idea of somebody coming up to me to be like, yeah, hey, we've never met. And then within moments, they're backing away, going, I gotta go. Just saw a smoke show. They out of the way. I'm gonna do a frat lap.

[Blake Anderson]

And you're like, donna, see ya.

[Adam Devine]

That's, by the way. That's another thing. I'm gonna go do a lap. When you're at a bar, I'm gonna go do a lap.

[Blake Anderson]

I do laugh.

[Ders]

I feel like. I feel like we used to do lap. Especially, like, when you single guy, you. You just take a hot lap.

[Adam Devine]

I understand, but do you say it?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I think back in the day, I would say I'm taking a hot lap.

[Blake Anderson]

I think when we were, like, at, like.

[Ders]

Yeah, when you're, like, 23, you know,

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, like, I still take a lap. See what arcade games they have or,

[Ders]

like, you know, like, where do they have a nacho cheese machine. Do they?

[Adam Devine]

Taking a lap on Outrun. He loves video games.

[Blake Anderson]

I take a hot lap. There's a pinball machine in the corner I didn't know about.

[Adam Devine]

Come out, take a hot lap. Blake's talking about a dog licking his dick.

[Ders]

Ladies, see if they have hot dogs in the crock pot I see in the corner. Those are the kind of bars we're

[Blake Anderson]

going to Follow your nose. Remember that. Remember that cool scene in Rookie of the Year where, like, Daniel Stern is taking out Rowan Gardner to the bar? And then he, like, walks up to the two hot chicks and he's like, ladies. And then they're, like, looking like, oh, is he going to talk to us? And he's like, excuse me. Like, and they part, and there's a pinball machine machine.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Great.

[Adam Devine]

Legendary. Legendary. Like, because you think, like, oh, this is about to take this character into a place that is a little icky.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And that makes him not, like, showing this. You're not rooting for him anymore. And then he goes straight for the pinball. And you're like, this dude is my hero.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he's a guy, Kong. That's my type of guy.

[Adam Devine]

This dude is not a weapon.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I don't know. That's my type of weapon, by the way.

[Adam Devine]

That's. Oh, this is perfect. This is perfect. Daniel Stern versus the Rocket in Rookie of the Year.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. The Rocket's got a vernacular.

[Adam Devine]

Plenty of people rock the Rocket jersey in Chicago.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, Chet. Chet Stedman.

[Adam Devine]

But who's. But who's wearing the fucking manager dudes. What was his name?

[Blake Anderson]

Friendship.

[Ders]

Sorry, I'm a little lost. I don't have this at the tip of my. Who was the Rocket? Was that Gary Busey?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Gary Busey played, like, the agent Chet Steadman.

[Ders]

Chet Steadman.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

What I said. Roddy the Rocket. Chad Stedman. But they called him the Rocket.

[Blake Anderson]

They. They call him the Rocket. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And he was like, the aging pro. He was actually, like, a guy who would tune somebody up.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

He was tuning people up. He would say, cans.

[Blake Anderson]

He starts hooking up with his. His mom. He starts hooking up with his mom, which is pretty. Pretty sick.

[Ders]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

Well, the mom was a smoke show.

[Blake Anderson]

She was. Dude. Where is she at?

[Ders]

She was.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, she was so beautiful.

[Ders]

I feel like I might have said smoke show at one point in my life. I might have been like. Like a true smoke show.

[Adam Devine]

But you. You know who you were saying it to? One of these guys. That's the only reason you Said it because you were like, I'm just trying

[Ders]

to fit in, like, some words. I just. Well, I feel like these guys also, they're the ones that unironically say, let's go. Oh, a lot.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ders]

They say it a lot.

[Adam Devine]

Which I. Which I have to just admit, it's such a plague. It's almost un. It's almost unavoidable at this point.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it's such a plague.

[Adam Devine]

It is a plague.

[Blake Anderson]

Completely. It is. It's completely taken over our units.

[Adam Devine]

I was watching this live ultra run, and guys are saying it there, and you're like, these dorky weirdos who run 200 miles are screaming, let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

It's crazy. Will it ever go away? Or is it going to be let's go forever? Who's going to switch it up? It will.

[Ders]

Well, let's stop. Let's go. I tried to start the. I tried to start a movement and didn't really catch on.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And you know why we failed?

[Blake Anderson]

We need a man at this.

[Ders]

It's so annoying. It's.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

And it's. It's everywhere you go. It's like in. I feel like in a decade, though, some. Some. Someone's gonna get sick and tired.

[Adam Devine]

It's a long time. It's been around since, like, 05.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's been a decade. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not going. Oh, man, it's getting worse.

[Adam Devine]

It was here in 2008. You can hear Phelps scream it in Beijing, guys.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoa. Was that the first. Let's go. It's his fault.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if it was the first one, but they were saying it. Swimmers were already saying it there. And I would hope it's. I do think there is a trickle down. I don't think swimmers are saying, let's go. And then the basketball team, like, oh, cool, I'm going to use that. I think people are draining threes and saying, let's go. Or scoring touchdowns and saying, let's go. And then swimmers are like, can we borrow that?

[Blake Anderson]

I'll be taking that one to pool.

[Ders]

I didn't. I didn't see it, but Chloe says in the Odyssey, oh, I want to see. There's a trailer out that people are roasting online because Matt Damon, when he's, like, leading his crew into battle, he screams, let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Ders]

And you're like, see ya.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go. We.

[Adam Devine]

We gotta re. We need to go back to the text. Okay. Homer might have been the first one

[Ders]

to say, let's say, let's Go.

[Adam Devine]

Right. Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's kind of wild. Is that the first let's go.

[Adam Devine]

But by the way, back then, it means like, let's go.

[Ders]

Literally, let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

It's a command as opposed to a compliment or whatever the.

[Blake Anderson]

Whatever the it is.

[Ders]

Now I feel like Chris Nolan should have looked at that and then go, I'm not going to have this trailer moment. Be Tom Brady's company's name.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go.

[Ders]

Like, let's. His company's name is like, let's go entertainment or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

The.

[Adam Devine]

Is so bad.

[Ders]

It's so dorky.

[Adam Devine]

Dude. He did try and copyright it, and everyone's like, people have been saying it for 15 years, but okay.

[Ders]

Yeah, it's just so dorky.

[Adam Devine]

But the fact that we're still talking about it is unreal.

[Ders]

Real.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, it's. It's just infiltrated every aspect of life.

[Adam Devine]

I'd rather take a piss. Missile to the face.

[Ders]

Dude. I wouldn't. I actually wouldn't even want to be Tom Brady. Like, it's like, disgusting. Like, what a shitty life that would be.

[Blake Anderson]

Have you seen his diet? It's.

[Ders]

Yeah. What a nerd. What a dork.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, has to drink smoothies.

[Adam Devine]

I feel bad for him, honestly. His ex wife, model.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Could you imagine having children with that thing?

[Adam Devine]

That creature?

[Blake Anderson]

Yuck. Giselle. I won't be doing none of that,

[Ders]

thank you. I'll be over here doing my own thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Notice.

[Blake Anderson]

No, thank you. I'd rather spend time with an alligator. Shopping for a compact SUV can feel a little like scrolling. A streaming service for an hour. There are more than 20 options. Everybody claims they're different, and somehow they all start blending together. The all new 2027 Kia Seltos changes that. It's an entry SUV that's built for people who actually expect more from their vehicle.

[Ders]

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[Adam Devine]

It combines style, size, and meaningful capability in a way that punches above its class, giving drivers a vehicle that's practical enough for real life without feeling ordinary. Because if everything in the parking lot looks the same, it's probably nice to remember which one is actually yours. Find out more at your local Kia dealer today.

[Ders]

You know those moments when you realize you've been adulting too hard. Like getting excited about a new vacuum, making a spreadsheet for a group trip, saying let's circle back and meaning it. That's when you need a slice. And trust us, we all need a slice.

[Blake Anderson]

Slice is a soda you remember back and better for ya. And yes, it's still soda. The full flavor, the fizz, the whole thing. But now it has grown up. Benefits 5 grams of sugar or less plus prebiotics, probiotics and postbiotics. I personally love the orange soda flavor cause it takes me back to my childhood.

[Adam Devine]

So you get real soda flavor, real fizz, and real benefits without making some sad adult compromise. Grab a slice when you want something full flavored, low sugar, gut, friendly and way more fun than whatever responsible thing you were about to do. Slice a better soda for fun's sake. Hey guys, have you ever found yourself craving a cold snack?

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Adam Devine]

Do you even know what a cold snack is?

[Ders]

I do.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Adam Devine]

Well, some of you may have noticed I've been wearing a Montucky shirt on the video version of the podcast. And that's because Montucky makes my favorite cold snack. That's right, it's a cold snackable beer and summer is the best time to enjoy it.

[Blake Anderson]

You're right, Ders. Montucky is a light American lager from Bozeman, Montana. It's snackable, shareable, and perfect for all occasions.

[Ders]

Hey, that sounds like the dream beer to me. Go to montuckycoldsnacks.com snack finder to find Montucky cold snacks and a retailer near you. And if you're looking for some Montucky merch, use important snacks all one word for 20% off their merch store.

[Adam Devine]

They got some cold horses on those cans.

[Ders]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Ders]

Did I tell you guys that my parents the story about Bo and the alligator at the Zoo.

[Adam Devine]

That's recent. Yeah, go ahead.

[Ders]

Did I tell you guys about this?

[Blake Anderson]

No, actually, I haven't heard about this.

[Ders]

Yeah, I would. Dude. My parents took Bo. I was working. Chloe was doing something. My parents like, we want to take Bo to this reptile place that's nearby. And we're like, sure, okay. You know, it's a zoo.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ders]

Like, yeah, sure, take the take.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah,

[Ders]

totally.

[Adam Devine]

And my two year old. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ders]

I guess Bo was walking along and there's like, it's a glass enclosure, right? And there's an alligator. And this alligator sized up bow.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, man.

[Ders]

And my dad said. My dad watched the whole thing. He's like, it was hilarious. B's just walking along. This alligator, like, S. Sizes him up and then sneaks up on him and then charges the glass. Bo is 2 inches from the glass and. And chomps the glass.

[Blake Anderson]

God.

[Ders]

And of course, Bo flies back and starts crying because it was terrifying.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, that's. And then that's a core memory, as.

[Ders]

It's a core memory. And my dad was like. He was so scared.

[Blake Anderson]

It was hilarious.

[Ders]

I'm like, yeah, I'm sure it was funny. But, dude, in his.

[Adam Devine]

On his podcast in 25 years, he like, scariest thing is alligators. I think we all know alligators.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm telling you, dude, that. That's where it starts.

[Adam Devine]

It goes, models, alligators.

[Ders]

He came home, and I'm like, God, you have fun, buddy. And he's like, just putting together words. And he goes, dada. So scared.

[Adam Devine]

Bo cried.

[Ders]

The alligator went chomp. It went chomp. Bo cried. And I go, oh, you cried. And then he goes, and you would, too. Like, he was like. And then Chloe came in.

[Adam Devine]

That's when he go, I'mma tune you up, like.

[Ders]

And chew with no. And I wouldn't too.

[Adam Devine]

You would too.

[Ders]

Yeah, he said you would, too. And then Chloe comes in and he says the same thing. And he goes, and you would, too, mama. I'm like, who taught him to, like, put his feelings on someone else? Like, I cried, but you would also cry.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'm not the only one here crying.

[Adam Devine]

He also speaks in the third person. That's. Yeah, it's a problem.

[Ders]

It was really. It was really scary.

[Blake Anderson]

I pooped my pants. And you will, too.

[Ders]

And you would, too.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Another one just popped in my mind.

[Ders]

Hawk, Hoss.

[Adam Devine]

Calling anybody hoss unironically. This is just something I would never do.

[Ders]

Yeah, I feel like that's a. Like a football. I feel like you learn these on the gridiron, these seem very. Why is a thumb keep popping up on your screen, Blake?

[Adam Devine]

Because Blake is fun. This is.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know, man. I'm sorry. I think my computer's listening, and it likes what you're saying.

[Ders]

Oh, okay. Well, thanks. I feel like that's on the gridiron.

[Guest/Advertiser]

You.

[Ders]

You learn cool words like that. And none of us played football, so.

[Blake Anderson]

I know. I really.

[Ders]

That's the missing link. And we should.

[Blake Anderson]

We should bro up.

[Adam Devine]

Blake, can you throw a football, Blake?

[Blake Anderson]

I can throw it. Okay. I want it. You know, I want to call my.

[Adam Devine]

Throw it. Well, I can't throw it far.

[Ders]

Now. If Drew Bledsoe wanted to play catch

[Blake Anderson]

with you, I would. I would. I would do that. Yes, I. I will. I really do wish that I played some One game of football in high school or something, just so I had some idea.

[Ders]

I saw photos of you from I met you right after high school. You would get tuned up.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. I would.

[Adam Devine]

We all know this. We all know. We all remember the freshman year when there's, like, whoever went out for the football team, and you're like, whoa, are you getting lit the up out there? Yeah.

[Ders]

And they're like, yes.

[Adam Devine]

They're little, and they kind of like it, and they're scrappy.

[Blake Anderson]

I just want to. I don't even.

[Ders]

Blake isn't.

[Blake Anderson]

I just don't even have any idea as to what it feels like to be tackled in. In pads.

[Ders]

You never played at all? I. I played a little bit. I played it.

[Adam Devine]

I never played either.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I just have no idea because it. I mean, obviously looks like it hurts. God damn.

[Ders]

Because I played. I was hit by the cement going into sixth grade, and then I played football.

[Adam Devine]

It hits in the fall of 8th grade.

[Ders]

Grade, and I had just learned how to walk.

[Adam Devine]

Right.

[Ders]

Like, I had just gotten there.

[Adam Devine]

I bet your parents are like, what are we doing? This is crazy, dude.

[Ders]

Well, my. That. I was like, I'm gonna play football this year. And my parents were like, dude, you're not gonna play football. And then my mom goes, okay, if that doctor says you could play football, you could play football. And then the doctor would just brosarchs it and was just like, oh, really? I don't know. I feel like if you want to play football, you could play football.

[Blake Anderson]

Football.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, I thought she was gonna slip the doctor. Fire.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It can't be worse than getting hit by a truck.

[Ders]

And then I. And then I played that year, and your boy got tuned up. I'll say that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You Were not a weapon.

[Ders]

I wasn't. I. You would not call me a weapon.

[Blake Anderson]

I go, go sit your ass down.

[Adam Devine]

You weren't a weapon.

[Blake Anderson]

Horse.

[Ders]

It was. It was. It was by, like, weight. So it was. And this is interesting, I was middle. I was a middleweight in. In. In eighth grade.

[Blake Anderson]

This is in Nebraska. Yeah. With some big boys probably on that field.

[Adam Devine]

I guess that makes sense. They don't want someone to die.

[Ders]

Yeah. So especially in middle school, by. By high school, I bowed out. I was like, you know what?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm good.

[Ders]

I saw what happened to me in middleweight.

[Adam Devine]

I'll be hacky sacking. Yeah.

[Ders]

But even the prosucking.

[Adam Devine]

Even the pros are like, it takes a week or two of getting hit again because you're just like, God damn, this sucks. And then after a few weeks of getting hit, your body acclimates. Your nervous system starts to understand that this is not going to stop.

[Blake Anderson]

We're just going to get used to getting our ass.

[Adam Devine]

And then you get through it. I. But there is a. There is a. Like, an acclimation to every season. Who was. There was some other athlete talking about this, like, when they were in high school. Maybe it was LeBron who was like, I just remember because he played football, too. He's like, I'd be playing basketball, and that's kind of like light. And then the first few weeks of playing football, you're like, this sucks. But then you do get used to the sensation and, like, the shock to your body and the concussions, your brain

[Blake Anderson]

starts to lose that piece of it.

[Ders]

Yeah, no, football sucks. I mean, and this is why we don't know cool words.

[Adam Devine]

And dude, for swimming, sometimes when you jump, you jump in the pool and it's cold, dude. It's like, I can't get used to this.

[Ders]

That's a.

[Blake Anderson]

You. You swim really fast.

[Ders]

Yeah, dude. And when I'm out on. When I'm out on a grassy field and my sack is sacking.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

I'm just hacking up a storm. And we're getting tons of sacks with the crew, and I'm doing side stalls and back stalls and stalls on my neck.

[Blake Anderson]

And it can hurt a little bit when.

[Ders]

Yeah, like, honestly, you get sweaty. You do get sweaty.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's sucks.

[Ders]

Sucks.

[Adam Devine]

Do you think anybody with any sort of coolness is stalling with their neck?

[Blake Anderson]

Dude.

[Ders]

Yes. Have you seen what the teens are doing nowadays?

[Blake Anderson]

No, not.

[Ders]

I'm sure your algorithm, but that I

[Adam Devine]

think stalling with your foot, installing, like, even on your back where you, like, bend over and catch it. Or whatever, but stalling on the neck.

[Ders]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

The neck looks so dumb.

[Ders]

What that neck do.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like there's some guys who are like, oh, you could have stalled that on your neck. And they're like, like, I'm good, I'm good.

[Ders]

The. The coolest is when you caught it just on the bill of your hat.

[Adam Devine]

Very cool.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, that's so cool.

[Ders]

And then you let it slide.

[Blake Anderson]

That is so cool.

[Adam Devine]

And then you turn to a smoke show and you're like, where to go? I'm around.

[Ders]

You go, you go dump out them cans. You smoke show.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, where to go?

[Adam Devine]

Dump out the cans.

[Blake Anderson]

That's like full blown sentence. Perfect.

[Ders]

Dump out the ky smoke show.

[Blake Anderson]

Michael Bay, you're needed at the monitor.

[Ders]

Michael Bay, get at us. We're writing your next.

[Adam Devine]

Michael, Back to Video Village Police.

[Blake Anderson]

Stop hacky sacking. We need you at the monitor. All right. I'm talking to Megan, man.

[Adam Devine]

Adam, I got a good feeling about you having a breakthrough with him.

[Blake Anderson]

Where'd it go?

[Adam Devine]

You're hired. He might hire you just to put you in a trailer for a week and be like, we didn't get to it today.

[Guest/Advertiser]

Today.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Sorry. Just tomorrow. We got you tomorrow.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoops.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we missed it.

[Blake Anderson]

He's back. Sorry.

[Adam Devine]

Today was a real piss missile.

[Blake Anderson]

I would love to have.

[Ders]

Would that. Would that be maybe the funniest or the saddest show of all time where you get a celebrity who really wants breakthrough and they. They haven't been around for a while. They haven't been working for a while. And then you get a huge director to lock them in a trailer. And that's the show. He's just watching them get more and

[Adam Devine]

more frustrated watching jacking off again. Okay.

[Ders]

More and more frustrated waiting to get on set.

[Blake Anderson]

Guy just keeps beating off. He will.

[Ders]

He won't stop. He actually doesn't mind the time.

[Adam Devine]

He's loving it. You. You start them off on day one with a awesome trailer, and then day two, when they walk to that trailer, you go, yeah, I'm so sorry. There was a huge mix up. You're actually over here in this other trailer. Still a full trailer.

[Ders]

All good.

[Adam Devine]

Day three, there's been a budget snafu. We need you in a two banger,

[Ders]

which is a trailer, one on each side, which is.

[Adam Devine]

Which is a trailer split in half. Or maybe just jump right to a three banger, which is three. And then one day you go, you're just gonna be here for a couple hours. So you're just Right here in those closet ones, which are the absolute worst. Worst. There's a like, accordion door that can. Oh, you can blow it open with your breath and someone's right there taking a.

[Ders]

Yes, you hear when the person next to you is taking a and jerking off at the same time.

[Adam Devine]

You can hear like a phone go, like everything. Heartbeat.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, it's a bummer. It makes it really hard to. To get your.

[Ders]

Yeah, I think they would lose that's the show and they would lose their minds.

[Blake Anderson]

That's cool.

[Adam Devine]

Then you have to bring him to set and then have like an other actor paid to have a fake flip out.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, right.

[Adam Devine]

So they're like, oh, my God. Yeah, she's been really difficult all week. This is from yesterday when you were in your trailer all day. I'm sorry. If you want to go take five, we'll be up back and running in like just 20 minutes or so. Just. Just an hour or so and another five hours you go and you go. You can go home. You can take off the Gotcha. And it's a full beard and full fake mustache that they have to keep putting on and off.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, that's cool.

[Ders]

No, it's like a lot of tattoo work.

[Blake Anderson]

Tons of makeup.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Can I just leave it on? Actually, you can't.

[Ders]

Or you know what we should do is we give him like a really big funny nose. Like a crazy looking nose. Just like big, bulbous, like drunk guy nose that he has to paint. So he just has this like dumb looking thing on his face all day long.

[Adam Devine]

Actually, we do need you to keep on it on. So I have to go home like this.

[Blake Anderson]

This is cruel.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yes.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, you do again.

[Adam Devine]

But don't worry, you're up first tomorrow. I don't know if you saw the call sheet. You're up first tomorrow. Okay. I'll be at 4:30. We need you to get 4:30.

[Ders]

At 4:30am it's like. Yeah. So we. We had to change the schedule around. But we're going to get to you before lunch. We're going to get to you before lunch. Don't worry about it.

[Adam Devine]

But what. And what did you want for lunch? Actually, I can take your lunch order. Order.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

So they didn't. They didn't have the ribs.

[Blake Anderson]

They're out of the pineapple.

[Adam Devine]

Salsa. Oh, salsa talk. We were talking. Let's circle back. We got five good minutes here.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's do some hot, hot, hot, hot salsa.

[Adam Devine]

Blake had a callback to a thing that hadn't happened on the pod yet.

[Ders]

We Were talking salsa right before we got on the podcast. And I love great callback. And by the way, way, what an epic callback to a thing that we did not talk about on the podcast.

[Adam Devine]

This dude is a fucking comedic weapon.

[Ders]

And way to end the show on something we hadn't talked about yet.

[Blake Anderson]

An inside joke. Well, I was. I really did want to talk about it because Dur said some shit that pissed me off. He said he doesn't like. A, he doesn't like cold salsa, which is bizarre. And B, he has trouble finishing a jar of salsa, which. Which is pathetic.

[Adam Devine]

Let me just clear my name out. I didn't say I have trouble finishing a jar of salsa.

[Blake Anderson]

You did.

[Adam Devine]

I said that. When I don't. Cuz I choose not to.

[Blake Anderson]

When do you not finish a jar of salsa? I finish a jar.

[Adam Devine]

If you finish a jar. Salsa by yourself. Yeah, that's not.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, no problem.

[Ders]

That's.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, no problem.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we all can. Blake. I mean, this is wrong.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you the type of guy who dips his chip? Like I say h. You don't get the. The chunks. You just dip it in the wet part. You make sure no veggies get on the chip.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I a. I don't buy chunky salsa.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Adam Devine]

Don't buy chunky salsa. But when I put it back in the fridge and then like a few days later I open up and it's all crusty on the inside.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, oh, I like that. I like.

[Adam Devine]

This is garbage. Now the kids can eat it.

[Blake Anderson]

Salsa crust.

[Adam Devine]

And then I go and I get the new one. That's room town.

[Blake Anderson]

Damn, you're crazy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Yeah. Not liking salsa that is. Has been in the refrigerator is strange to me. And that's a weird.

[Blake Anderson]

I honestly think it is like a true. That's when I knew I was a man. Was when I started dipping my chip really hard into salsa. Because I used to be the little kid.

[Ders]

That's when you knew.

[Blake Anderson]

Made sure there was no, you know, no pepper, no tomato, no onion on the chip.

[Adam Devine]

Adam, I'll let you go for me. Is when I. Is when I saw my son for the first time. You go, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

No, man.

[Adam Devine]

Circle back to this.

[Blake Anderson]

I started also.

[Ders]

You're still. Are you kind of doing that voice still from. Or you're like doing. You're being more like Com. You're become like a comic book guy the way you're talking now all of a sudden. Yeah, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I know when I dunk it. When I dunk it. Chip that comes up five pounds. I Finish a salsa in three chips. I can finish, John.

[Ders]

You know what, guys? I'm glad. I'm glad we wrapped this up with hot, hot salsa talk, because this is a banger. Any takebacks, any apologies, Any epic slam.

[Blake Anderson]

I. I dip my chips so hard. I dip my chips so hard.

[Ders]

Dude, you.

[Adam Devine]

You with black bean salsa.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, sure, sure. It's not my favorite game.

[Adam Devine]

What do you mean? It's not a you.

[Blake Anderson]

It's not my favorite.

[Adam Devine]

To me, that was a game changer. The first time I had that, I was like, what is this really good?

[Ders]

I thought it's good.

[Blake Anderson]

I go for a bean dip.

[Ders]

I'm a Mateo's guy.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay, go off.

[Ders]

That is. That is my salsa of choice. If you can find Mateos in your grocery aisle, check it out. Not sponsored.

[Adam Devine]

Blake, what do you.

[Blake Anderson]

I like to go. I like to go to whatever. Like, usually they keep the. The. The good salsa, like, in the deli section, so it doesn't matter to me as long as it's from the deli section.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, so you go. It's in the refrigerated section.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, of course. I'm not doing. I'm not messing with the. I mean, I will. Don't get me wrong. I'll do a paste.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Or whatever, but I like the fresh stuff.

[Adam Devine]

You will. You'll go pace over, like, Tostitos brand.

[Blake Anderson]

When you're getting jars of salsa like that, it really doesn't matter. They all taste the same. They're all very sugary. I like them, but they're not, you know, Blake.

[Ders]

So you drink a whole jar of salsa or you have a whole jar of salsa every time. You just have some chips and salsa.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Ders]

Is that what you're saying?

[Blake Anderson]

Like, the way.

[Ders]

The way you came out the gate, it seems crazy.

[Adam Devine]

He calls titties jars.

[Blake Anderson]

I blow a jar. I blow a jar. If I open it, I'm blowing it, bro.

[Adam Devine]

Yo, if you're. If you're a bro. Alpha bro. And you're listening, first of all, welcome.

[Ders]

Hey, thank you for. For being here.

[Adam Devine]

I'm. I'm begging you to take. Blow a jar to your realm and have it catch on. Because, Blake, I gotta tell you. Oh, dude, last night, fucking blew a jar.

[Blake Anderson]

Blew a jar, homie.

[Adam Devine]

I think that's eligible. I think that's eligible. If I heard a really cool tough guy say that to me, I'd. I'd download. I'd go, wow.

[Ders]

But the way Blake said it didn't inspire confidence. He sort of lisp, but that's my point. He's hugging his knees.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but, Adam, what I'm saying is that I know that if it's. If this is taken into the world, you're right. And where a guy's not hugging his knee. Put it on the lens of an alpha. He's got his arms like this after just running a bunch.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what's your favorite salsa go.

[Ders]

Yeah, he's hugging his knee.

[Blake Anderson]

When's the last time you blew a jar?

[Adam Devine]

Okay, dude, I'll blow a jar.

[Ders]

Any take backs, any apologies, any epic slams?

[Adam Devine]

I'll slam cold salsa.

[Blake Anderson]

Gross.

[Adam Devine]

It's just gross. And I. I did venture into peach salsa. I said before the show, not necessary.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I. I like the citrus ones. I like the mango. I like the. I like the pineapple. You know what? I'll take back what I said about Zoe Saldana.

[Adam Devine]

That's.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that.

[Ders]

What's. What's wrong with her?

[Adam Devine]

She's.

[Ders]

You said she was beautiful.

[Blake Anderson]

I just don't. I know. I just hope. I don't want a restraining order. I'm not. I don't follow her. I saw her one time. I thought she was very pretty.

[Adam Devine]

Beautiful woman, and so let me get this straight. You only saw her one time, and it just seared into your brain like this, like. Tell him, psychopath.

[Blake Anderson]

Time stopped, man.

[Adam Devine]

You're still talking about it.

[Ders]

No, I get that. I. I understand that.

[Blake Anderson]

Sure.

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Is she Avatar?

[Ders]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

She had my man like a baby.

[Blake Anderson]

Absolutely. Baby.

[Ders]

Give me a hell yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, I'll see you guys on the boat.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I'm excited for that, guys. That's gonna be fun.

[Ders]

That's gonna be so fun, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Hopefully, I guess, I'll. We record.

[Ders]

And if one of us stops. Guys, we. We were not suicidal, as J said.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, absolutely.

[Ders]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

All right.

[Ders]

That's another episode of this is

[Blake Anderson]

Important. He's the best.

[Ders]

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