Ep 311: 3 Bars. 10 Hours. Catalina.

Summary

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Podcast Summary: "This Is Important"

Episode 311: 3 Bars. 10 Hours. Catalina.

Release Date: August 11, 2026
Hosts: Adam Devine, Anders "Ders" Holm, Blake Anderson, Kyle Newacheck

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Episode Overview

The guys finally make good on their long-discussed plans and embark on a wild, hilarious, and deeply bro-ish overnight boozing trip to Catalina Island. What starts as a simple “plan in the group chat” becomes a saga of chain-drinking, debauchery, questionable boat etiquette, quirky locals, and epic plumbing drama. The episode is a high-energy, comedic look at male camaraderie, aging out of “work hard, play hard” lifestyles, and the unbreakable bonds forged over Buffalo Milks and, unfortunately, clogged toilets.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

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1. Masculinity and 'Man Skills'

• Early banter centers on attempts (and failures) at "manly" activities—axe use, woodworking, welding, and chainsaw art.
• Blake boasts about using a Milwaukee axe; Adam feels he lacks “the know-how.”
  • “I want to be more of a man... I want, I understand tools are a huge part.” – Adam (04:26)
• Hilarious riffs about what counts as “manly” (welding, sculpting with chainsaws) quickly devolve into sexual innuendo.
• Even when discussing “tough” skills, the crew always takes an artful, creative angle.
  • “I wanna tell a story with it. I want to make a predator statue.” – Dur (08:52)

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2. Chainsaw Sculptures, Lumberjack Olympics & Pop Culture

• Imagining having a statue of “a nine-foot Predator” at a cabin instead of a bear (09:04).
• Sharing fascination with Instagram videos of backyard superhero fountains (Hulk urinating into a pool).
• Discussion of the Lumberjack Olympics:
  • Describes classic log-rolling, pole climbing, buzz-sawing, and husband-wife dual-saw events (11:08–11:29).
  • “I think we could get involved.” – Adam on husband/wife log saw (12:21).

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3. Finally Leaving the Group Chat: The Catalina Trip

• The reveal: The boys have at last taken their long-teased boat trip to Catalina.
  • “It left the group chat.” – Adam (15:53)
  • This phrase is a running theme for finally making real-world plans.
• Trip Logistics:
  • Crack-of-dawn drive, load up Adam’s boat, and a massive cooler (16:24).
  • Adam as the proud captain, steering them across the channel.

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4. Cataloguing the Catalina Hijinks

The Catalina Crossing (17:06–18:16)

• The local measurement for the crossing: “It takes two beers and you’re cracking your third.” – Adam (17:57)

First Bar: Luau Larry’s (20:41+)

• Encounter with an extremely quirky bartender.
  • “He kept asking if we wanted to meet Larry.” – Adam (20:22)
  • Subtle, persistent sexual tension/jokes from the bartender.
  • Wild speculation on whether they were being “cup-checked.”

Signature Drinks & Food:

• Introduction to "Buffalo Milk," a creamy island cocktail.
• Debates and confusion over who ordered what and the merits of basic bar food.

Second Bar: Blue Marlin (25:01+)

• Empty bar energy appreciated by the group.
• More drinking, swimming, attempts at “touching the bottom” of the ocean, and realization of the dangers of mixing alcohol and nighttime water activities.

Shopping: Swag & Souvenir Catalina Shirts (40:28+)

• Shopping spree: matching “Go Barefoot” and Tommy Bahama Hawaiian shirts.

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5. Intermission: Boating Etiquette & Local Color

• Repeatedly getting “boat-shamed” by other boaters for leaving the fenders down or having the radar on (44:06).
• Adam, slightly inebriated, shrugs it off: “I’d been there for 15 minutes… absolutely guzzled two to three drinks.” (45:11)
• On boat culture: “If you see someone in duress—code of the sea—you gotta give them a ride” (45:23).

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6. Nighttime Chaos: The Legendary Splash

The Boat Mishap (47:18+)

• After a joint, Blake falls (not jumps) headfirst into the water, with his bag on, at night.
  • “Are you okay?” – Adam (47:29)
• Danger is real but played for laughs; worries about injury vs. comedic value.

Reflections:

• Comparisons to Jennifer Coolidge’s fate in White Lotus; cautioning about drinking+boating.

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7. The Drinker’s Dilemma: Too Much, Too Soon

• Discussion about why day drinking on trips “never leaves room” for actual adventures, like hiking or snorkeling.
  • “We just drank…we mostly did nothing.” (29:20)
• Debate on needing more days to pace themselves:
  • “I think it requires at least two days…second day, maybe go around.” (30:00)
• Realization that in their forties, pacing is still not their strong suit.

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8. The Great Boat Bathroom Disaster

A highlight segment—full arc of disaster, heroism, and disgust.

• Adam recounts plunging the “quablamo” (54:27), epic overflowing, back spray, and the horrifying moment he realizes he’s gotten mouthfuls of toilet water while chewing gum (64:26).
  • “Spray in the mouth.” – Adam (64:32)
• Multiple cleanup attempts, plunger mishaps, and ultimately “fingering the blockage.”
  • “I have to finger this hard, hard…” – Adam (65:57)
• Philosophical take: fixing the problem himself makes him feel “manly” (66:51).

Notable comedic exchange:

• “You lumberjacked the shit out of that, bro.” – Dur (56:38)
• “That's a captain's way...down with the ship.” – Dur (66:27)

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9. Bro-ing Out and Bald Apologies

• End-of-episode reflection: all agree the best trips don’t need much but each other.
  • “...Had one of the best times of my life with you guys.” – Dur (77:44)
• Takebacks and apologies:
  • Blake halfheartedly apologizes for causing the toilet disaster.
  • Adam apologizes for using “chink in the armor”—leads to a nuanced and comic exploration of language and accidental racism (75:44–76:09).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote / Moment | |------------|----------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 04:26 | Adam | “I want to be more of a man… I understand tools are a huge part.” | | 08:52 | Dur | “I wanna tell a story with it. I want to make a predator statue.” | | 12:21 | Adam | “That I feel like we could get involved.” (on two-man log cutting contest) | | 15:53 | Adam | “It left the group chat.” (on actually doing the Catalina trip) | | 17:57 | Adam | “It takes two beers and you’re cracking your third…” (on Catalina crossing time) | | 20:22 | Adam | “He kept asking if we wanted to meet Larry.” (about the weird bartender) | | 47:29 | Adam | “Are you okay?” (after Blake falls off the boat at night) | | 54:27 | Adam | “I did a… bit of a quablamo in the bathroom…” (beginning the toilet saga) | | 64:26 | Adam | “Spray in the mouth.” (after bathroom disaster) | | 66:51 | Adam | “I was feeling fucking manly. I tell you what…” (after fixing the toilet disaster) | | 77:47 | Dur | “I guess the one hole in our game is that we only stayed for one night… That was a blast.” |

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Major Segments (with Timestamps)

• [02:26] Start of Main Show (ignore ad banter before)
• [03:29–09:00] Manliness & Chainsaw Art
• [11:00–14:00] Lumberjack Olympics & Bar Food
• [15:13–18:16] The Plan Becomes Reality: Catalina Crossing
• [20:41–25:01] The Buffalo Milk & Luau Larry’s Experience
• [26:30–29:19] Swimming, Boating, and Measuring Drunkenness
• [30:39–33:19] Nighttime Boat Mishaps
• [34:48–38:06] Shopping for Swag, Wearing Hawaiian Shirts with Pride
• [54:27–66:57] Full Toilet Disaster Arc
• [77:44–end] Final Reflections, Takebacks, and Apology Section

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Tone & Style

• Very conversational, high-energy, hilariously self-deprecating.
• Much of the humor comes from the group’s riffing, role reversals (tough guys as chainsaw artists), and absolute candor about bodily mishaps and their inability to “adult.”
• In classic “This Is Important” style, everyday disasters (broken toilets, lost weekends) become vehicles for personal growth and bro-bonding.

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Summary Takeaways

• Making good on long-rumored plans is glorious, messy, and worth all the chaos.
• “Manliness” is as much about fixing a clogged toilet as chainsawing a statue.
• The best trips might involve very little besides drinking, swimming, and laughing with close friends (but a little less pre-noon drinking, next time?).
• Overcoming group inertia and actually doing the thing is a lesson for grownups everywhere.

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End of Summary

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[Dur]

Dude, just popped my cherry. Holy.

[Blake]

And the Hulk's was a fountain.

[Adam]

Pops back and sprays so much everywhere.

[Dur]

Dude,

[Blake]

Buckle up.

[Adam]

Been in it. Been in it. Wow dude, we were just talking off pod and and, dude, D's was telling this sick story about how he had to cut a piece of wood.

[Dur]

Dude, it gave me a man boner,

[Adam]

and that was important. Dude, how often are you cutting wood?

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Shout out Milwaukee. Milwaukee power tools company.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah. Saw Blake's cup. Said, dude, great merch. They should have more merch. And they had sent us axes. Adam said he never used the axe. And I said, dude, I used it just a few weeks ago. Cut a 4x4 in half.

[Dur]

Dude, that makes it a 2x2. Right?

[Blake]

Wood shooting everywhere. No goggles on. Eyes wide open.

[Adam]

Yeah. I feel like I never have the opportunity to cut wood. And I know some. I. It's. I. I understand. It's like a. It's a kink in my armor. A chink in my armor or whatever. The. Whatever is in the armor.

[Blake]

Sure. It is kind of scary to say these days.

[Adam]

Yeah. I don't know if I could say chink in the armor, but I'm. You know, it's a. It's a dent. It's a dent.

[Dur]

It's a huge welt.

[Adam]

Yeah. It's a chinky dent in my armor,

[Dur]

and I feel like you're not getting rid. I think you just made it worse.

[Adam]

No, you comboed the. Oh, I didn't. Yeah. Well, regardless, it's. It's a dent.

[Blake]

Take backs and apologies.

[Adam]

I want to be more of a man.

[Dur]

Don't win.

[Adam]

And I want. I understand. Tools are a huge part. It can all be just my chisel physique, you know, and the facial hair I'm going to be able to grow at some point in my life.

[Blake]

It's not all that hard as we may try.

[Adam]

It's not that. It's also. You have to be able to use tools in. In the proper fashion.

[Dur]

I'm a dude.

[Blake]

Yeah, it's know how. It's called know how because I have tools.

[Dur]

Data, too.

[Blake]

It's obviously chisel physique. Yeah, you got the physique.

[Dur]

You have the data tools.

[Adam]

Obviously, you.

[Dur]

You have the data, but do you

[Blake]

have the know how?

[Adam]

I don't have the know how. That's right, because I have the.

[Blake]

And do you like stripping cable? Have you guys ever stripped cable?

[Dur]

What does that even mean?

[Blake]

Have you ever welded noon?

[Adam]

I've never.

[Dur]

What is the way. What is stripping? I've never welded. I've always wanted to weld very badly.

[Adam]

That's a good one.

[Blake]

I feel like that's a good. That's what. Like, if you work at Time Warner, you talk about jerking off. It's called stripping cable.

[Dur]

Yeah. What exactly is stripping cable, please.

[Adam]

Yes, points. Well, also jerking off. If you're a welder. If you could. You could be like, I'm melting. Smelting. Yeah, I'm smelting some iron. Yes, points.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, sure.

[Dur]

Absolutely. Melting rod.

[Adam]

Melting some rod like that.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Bending some bar.

[Adam]

Well, I feel like if you were to get into one type of. Of tools. If you're going to get into tools.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Sure.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Do you. I mean, you gotta go straight to. To melding, right?

[Dur]

Yeah, yeah, melding.

[Blake]

Welding either works for me for one reason. The mask.

[Dur]

The mask is off the hook, dude.

[Blake]

The like flip down with the visor and then when someone comes in to talk to you, flip it up and you go.

[Adam]

You have to flip it.

[Dur]

What?

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Can I help you?

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Give me two.

[Adam]

It's not even. It's. It's not the mass for me. It's the. It's the, the torch. It looks like you're about to start on fire at any moment.

[Dur]

Oh yeah.

[Adam]

And you're braving that.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Dur]

Well, you're. You' working with hot lava at that point.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

My God, you're basically a lava bender.

[Adam]

The amount of power you have right there.

[Dur]

Oh my God.

[Blake]

But guys, I just want to remind you, you. You flip the mask up to just say like, I'll take two. And then when they walk away, you go like, wait, you'll take two?

[Adam]

What you're ordering?

[Dur]

Are you ordering a sand flips?

[Blake]

Yeah, of course you are.

[Adam]

You're in a drive thru. What's going on?

[Blake]

Good buddy. Who's also well done.

[Dur]

Hey, brother.

[Blake]

He's on the phone or he's. He's ubering. Eating your wife. This is what happens when your wife finds out you're in the G or wherever you're welding.

[Dur]

Guess what? She's coming in.

[Blake]

Estrogen kicks in. She's like, that's exactly. There's so much testosterone. She's like, I'm gonna get him food or I'm gonna make him a sandwich. Then she walks away.

[Adam]

Yep.

[Blake]

You go like this and it flips the mask back down and you get back to work.

[Adam]

Yep. And you click it down. Legendary, dude. And that's not even for. That's how manly you're being. Your wife has walked away. That's not even for her. Yeah, that's just what, that's just how tough you're being alone in the garage.

[Dur]

That's for the ring cameras later for you to jerk off to.

[Blake]

What?

[Adam]

What?

[Blake]

Go Ahead, Go ahead.

[Adam]

Hey, I'm revoking your Milwaukee cup.

[Dur]

I'm talking welding, baby. Pack out. Yeah. Nothing quite like a pack.

[Adam]

Or you want to be. I'd say either you want to be a welder or a melder, or you want to be one of those guys that just takes a log, an absolute log, and you rip.

[Blake]

I did that on your boat.

[Dur]

You did.

[Adam]

You rip open the. You rip open the chainsaw.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

We're talking you just carve into it and then you just made like a really cute bear.

[Blake]

I mean, that you can like put

[Adam]

on a doorstep at a cabin.

[Blake]

You know, you're saying like a chainsaw. Like artist.

[Adam]

You. You rip up some art in this, in this log.

[Dur]

You know they use chainsaws to also carve ice.

[Blake]

Yes.

[Dur]

That's kind of manly, right? Big block of ice.

[Blake]

Weirdly less manly.

[Adam]

Man, you. Well, I like where we're taking it. A lot of. I, I feel like a lot of men would just be going, yeah, use the chainsaw to chainsaw something to fix.

[Dur]

Sure.

[Adam]

To repair something. And we immediately. We're just artists.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And we just want to do art.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Right.

[Adam]

Even if it's with a chainsaw. Even if we're. We're welding or melding.

[Dur]

I. I want to tell.

[Adam]

It's going to be a piece of art.

[Dur]

Yeah. I want to tell a story with it. I want to make a predator statue.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

I want to do.

[Adam]

We're making statues.

[Blake]

Can you imagine? You get a cabin and everyone's got bears out front and then you just have a nine foot predator.

[Dur]

Dude.

[Adam]

Dude. I did just see on the Instagram.

[Dur]

Oh, love it, love it.

[Adam]

It was just like, what a fun place. It was just like a backyard pool, swimming pool. And then over it they had like a 12 foot tall hulk statue with a giant hulk hanging out of his pants. Yeah. And he's pissing the pool and it's like a waterfall. And I'm like the artist. No, no, it.

[Dur]

I think it was real, but it seemed pretty real. It did. It did.

[Adam]

And, and he had like multiple. I saw a different video where the, it, it showed he had multiple like superheroes standing over his pool. And then the Hulk was the only one with his out.

[Blake]

And the Hulk's was a fountain.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Yeah. Dude, it's badass.

[Blake]

Is this the guy with the gym? Is this the guy with like the superhero gym?

[Dur]

No, that guy is off the hook.

[Adam]

That's what I, I thought maybe it was the superhero gym guy, but it's not the superhero gym.

[Blake]

Shout out to superhero gym guy.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Let us know when you get a Hulk with its out peeing into your pool.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah. Then you've made it.

[Dur]

Until then, I mean, what are you doing?

[Blake]

Nothing's really. Nothing's really shocking me about your insane. Absolutely unreal gym.

[Dur]

It's very, very cool.

[Adam]

Well, he's an artist, you know, even though he's a man, he's an artist and he wants to bring his. His comic arts into his gym, and this guy wants to bring parts into his. Into his pool.

[Dur]

Absolutely, man.

[Blake]

You guys ever watch the Lumberjack, like Olympics or whatever? Like upstate Wisconsin Troto?

[Adam]

That's one that. If it's still happening, if I see that on. On ESPN Ocho, I'm tuning in.

[Dur]

The Ocho.

[Adam]

You know, if I'm. That. That's not an ESPN1 or two. That's going right to the Ocho and I'm tuning in.

[Dur]

That one is different from the, like the strongest man in the world competition, right?

[Adam]

Yeah, completely different.

[Dur]

Okay.

[Blake]

Totally different.

[Adam]

What.

[Dur]

What are some of these events?

[Blake]

There's people involved.

[Dur]

What are some of the log roll?

[Adam]

Well, one, they're lumberjacks, and then the other, they're like 600 pounds giant absolute mountain people.

[Dur]

Magnus magnets and.

[Blake]

Yeah. Shout out to the 90s.

[Adam]

These. The other, like, lumberjacks have to be. I mean, they're big, burly, strong guys. You know, we would fit in.

[Blake]

Sure.

[Dur]

Absolutely.

[Blake]

I think it depends on the event,

[Adam]

but they have to be pretty athletic. They're running over logs. Logs are spinning.

[Blake]

There's four events I can think of. There's log spinning, which is its own dance.

[Adam]

Climbing up the pole with the bell.

[Blake]

There's the climbing up the pole and then back down. There's the buzz song. Up and down and up and down.

[Adam]

The hell buzz on up and down

[Blake]

to like, cut the. You know, I'm talking about.

[Dur]

There's performing the symphony. Sorry.

[Blake]

Chainsaw. You got a chainsaw? The chainsaw. They're like ready to go. And there's a log that's horizontal. And it's like you grab it, start it, go down, go up, go down. And you're cutting discs.

[Dur]

Oh, like little. Little loaves of bread.

[Blake]

You have to do it like four times for a time.

[Adam]

Thank you. Like little loaves of bread. That really PA story.

[Dur]

Yeah. You're making a sandwich.

[Blake]

And then there's the one where you chop in with the ax and then you slide the. The plank in and you climb up and you do it again.

[Dur]

Oh, that's off chain. Yeah, that one is Sick.

[Adam]

That's right.

[Dur]

That one is sick.

[Blake]

That one's sick.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Then there's just the two person back and forth with the long one.

[Adam]

Oh. Where you're just. You have to. Yeah.

[Dur]

That's classic. That's some Looney Tunes.

[Adam]

That's a good one. That I feel like we could get involved.

[Blake]

Husband, wife, for sure. Oh, that's the most.

[Adam]

Me and Blake.

[Blake]

I feel what I said.

[Dur]

Well, we're. We're common law married. We just renewed our vows.

[Adam]

Yeah. Work wife.

[Dur]

We just.

[Blake]

Friend.

[Dur]

We kind of just renewed our vows.

[Adam]

If you ask me what in Catalina we buy. You buying me the shirt that was renewing our vow.

[Blake]

Some was nude. Yeah.

[Dur]

You're wearing the wedding ring that I just bought you. It's called. This is my insert.

[Blake]

Adam needs a cup. Milwaukee.

[Adam]

Yes. Send me some stuff. You know, I'm trying to.

[Dur]

Oh, yeah, please.

[Blake]

And the shirts. I run in it all the time.

[Dur]

I love it. It's like Day Glo.

[Adam]

Also, maybe, maybe give me more tools. Maybe it'll inspire me. You know, I think I need to take a lap at a Lowe's or a Home Depot or my boys over at Ace Hardware. And you just go in, look at some tools, decide, I'm going to buy a fucking tool.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

I'm going to go. I'm going to buy a tool. I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

[Dur]

I'm going to make a statue. I'm going to make it.

[Blake]

I gave you a Milwaukee drinking glove, right, Adam?

[Adam]

I. Yeah, I still have that.

[Blake]

I do still have that like 40 something birthday. Great, great glove.

[Adam]

Was it a Milwaukee drinking glove or.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, not a kk. A Milwaukee power tool.

[Adam]

I don't know if I still have that. I think I have the kk. I think I have the kk.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

This is the way.

[Blake]

Either way.

[Adam]

I don't know.

[Dur]

Yeah, you must.

[Blake]

Great.

[Dur]

You must. You must.

[Adam]

The KK is a bar in Wisconsin, in Madison.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Adam, you have your hat or you have your shirt? I have the hat.

[Adam]

Yes, you do. You're real Wiki wiki whacker.

[Blake]

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[Blake]

Blake, what's happened to that hat?

[Adam]

I don't think that's what it looked like.

[Blake]

It didn't look much better. Very much more vertical.

[Dur]

Maybe I might have sat on it. There's a good chance I sat on it.

[Adam]

Oh, I believe you might have laid on it.

[Blake]

Did it go in the water?

[Adam]

No, that didn't go in the drink, I don't think. Which I'm very surprised about. He left it on the front of the boat all night long. So we just went to Catalina. We buried the headline.

[Dur]

Yes, we did.

[Blake]

We did. We did it. Guys. Listeners. We did it.

[Adam]

We went to Catalina. We did it.

[Dur]

Hey, we.

[Adam]

A lot of people send me DMS because I posted a few photos. It. It left the group chat.

[Dur]

Chat.

[Adam]

It left the group chat.

[Dur]

Right, right, right.

[Adam]

You know, we were talking about it. We actually went and did a thing.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And I think that's the problem.

[Blake]

Oh, got it. Got it. Is that what people say? It left the group chat when it

[Adam]

happens irl, I think.

[Dur]

Because I think a lot of plans happen in text.

[Adam]

A lot of plans. People are talking, they want to do something and then, oh, can't get away. The kids, the wife.

[Dur]

You know, I've got a weld up the welding.

[Adam]

I gotta go welding. I gotta go carve a bear into a log. I have things I'm doing.

[Dur]

Yeah, a lot of. A lot of stuff.

[Adam]

And we actually it left the group chat and we loaded onto my boat. You guys drove here at the ass crack of morning. You got down here, we got our asses on the boat. We loaded a big, big, beautiful cooler.

[Dur]

Hello.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

I'm drunk.

[Adam]

Alcoholic beverages.

[Dur]

Hello.

[Adam]

And we. I. I just went womp and got us to Catalina. Dude.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Ship Adam Divine. I'm so proud of you. You look good behind that wheel.

[Adam]

It was a beaut crossing.

[Dur]

Oh, it was.

[Adam]

My God.

[Dur]

Oh, is that what we call it, A crossing?

[Adam]

Yeah. You call it a crossing. Oh, that's.

[Blake]

It was a double crossing for us, technically speaking.

[Dur]

Absolutely, man. Yeah.

[Blake]

Facts were stabbed.

[Dur]

It was. It was a perfect outing. And my only thing is, I wish we could have stayed longer. I just want to be there. I. My soul is still there with you guys.

[Adam]

It happened too quick. Yeah, it happened too. It happened so quick that, like, we were back at 10:30, back on my dock the next morning, and we were sort of like, oh, why are we here?

[Dur]

Yeah, well, we did it.

[Adam]

It sort of kicked us out.

[Blake]

We kind of did.

[Adam]

We did it.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And they did ask us to leave.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

They did.

[Dur]

They asked us to leave Brighton early.

[Blake]

The mayor was like, you can go wake up.

[Dur]

No, you guys are done here.

[Adam]

Well, we, you know, a little play by play. We. We got there, we parked the boat, we then drank, I want to say, for two hours, pretty aggressively.

[Blake]

Well, Adam, how long does it take to get there, as the locals say.

[Adam]

The locals say. And it's true. It's absolutely true.

[Blake]

Very true.

[Adam]

And it's wildly. How true it is. It takes two beers and you're cracking your third. It's science. And that's how long it takes to get to Catalina.

[Dur]

Precisely. It A2A T. That's exactly what was happening.

[Adam]

It's exactly what happened. And it's what happens every time.

[Dur]

That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.

[Blake]

So we had gotten there, having two and a half beers by 9:30.

[Adam]

9:30.

[Dur]

Yeah, baby.

[Blake]

A little later.

[Adam]

10.

[Dur]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We respectable.

[Blake]

What is 10?

[Adam]

10? Yeah. A little after 10.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

And yeah. So we're feeling good. And then we just drank until about one, very aggressively. We were putting a den in that cooler. We were swimming and what was that

[Blake]

first drink we had called? Buffalo milk.

[Dur]

Milk.

[Adam]

And then we went on the island and we had some buffalo milks and.

[Blake]

Wait, did we just drink on the boat before we even went to the bar?

[Dur]

Yeah, dude. Remember, we were swimming for, like, two hours.

[Adam]

We swimming. We did backflips. We dove off the roof of the boat.

[Dur]

Oh, yeah. We were having a good old time.

[Blake]

That was for two hours. I thought that was like, well, we're here. Let's just jump. All right. We jumped and we've done that, bro.

[Dur]

Time was flying. I, I really, when you look back at it, when you get out of

[Adam]

the chat, we probably had another five drinks.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Before we. Then. So we're sitting at. We're sitting at like six, seven drinks.

[Blake]

You're right, it was those iced teas. Cuz you were serving up those iced teas.

[Dur]

Oh yeah, I'm starting to really love iced tea with a little, little alcohol in it.

[Adam]

Little iced tea with a lem with a little lemonade in it with some booze in it.

[Dur]

Those hit, those hit different. When it's the dog days or something.

[Adam]

When we're in the dog days and with. So we were sitting at seven drinks. Then we went to the, to the island and yeah, that's when we started drinking some buffalo meals.

[Dur]

Big boy drinks. None other than Buffalo.

[Adam]

Buffalo meals.

[Dur]

Oh yeah.

[Blake]

Can we talk about the bartender there please? For just the rest of the hour.

[Dur]

I wish we got his name.

[Blake]

I'm glad we don't because I want to go all in on this guy.

[Dur]

Well, he might be there again when we go back to hey, murderer to murderer.

[Adam]

This guy's a murderer.

[Blake]

So this guy was like check the trunk. Strange.

[Adam]

Yeah. What did he keep doing? We're drinking our buffalo milk. And what did he keep.

[Dur]

He kept asking if we wanted to meet Larry.

[Adam]

Oh, that's right.

[Blake]

He kept asking very off like regular questions in an off putting tone with strong eye contact and then a smile and a head nod like I think it's some.

[Dur]

I want to say something was lost in translation because you're right, it was very like. I'm not sure if I'm getting the joke here or if he's projecting.

[Adam]

No, dude, he was speaking perfect English. I think he's from the U.S. catalina. I don't think he's. I think he maybe was Asian but he very much is definitely Hispanic.

[Dur]

Definitely Hispanic, yeah.

[Adam]

Was he?

[Blake]

Goodbye.

[Adam]

Was it.

[Dur]

He was not Asian.

[Blake]

Huh.

[Adam]

I don't remember this guy all that well.

[Blake]

That's fine.

[Dur]

I was locked in. He was making strong eye contact.

[Adam]

I was, I was sipping on those buffalo milks.

[Blake]

I think he saw three guys come in that were clearly artists.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

And I think, I think he was cup checking us. I think he was like, yeah.

[Adam]

What? Cup checking meaning you want to or.

[Blake]

Yeah, I think he was because he was saying, he was saying like sex jokes and being like haha. But I think he was like fishing.

[Adam]

Oh you think?

[Blake]

I think he was trying to pull in a bluefin tuna here.

[Adam]

Oh really?

[Blake]

He saw a 200 pound bluefin come in and thought well I'm gonna put the reel in the water.

[Dur]

That's cool. Because you couldn't you truly by looking at the three of us, you can't tell if we're straight or not. So he was definitely.

[Adam]

Well, well, that's. Dude, that's why I'm into carving bears into logs.

[Dur]

And on Catalina. Yeah.

[Adam]

And when you're on Catalina, anything goes. Anything can go. Yeah. I mean, what happens on Catalina?

[Blake]

And he knows that. That's why he says it half like, I'm joking. Like, he asked to pop Blake's cherry a couple times about, like, a drink.

[Adam]

That's right.

[Blake]

He was like, yeah, there's a drink. It was a cherry. And let me know if you want me to pop it. Pop the cherry. I'll pop it. Yeah.

[Dur]

I'm like, is he asking if I want to cherry my drink? I don't know. But nothing happened, so.

[Adam]

And Blake was in. Blake was in good spirits, too, because Blake. I love when Blake is just absolutely excited about everything. Yes. His childlike wonder when we're ordering.

[Blake]

Unreal.

[Adam]

The place is called Luau Larry's. It's like a Polynesian themed restaurant. It's awesome.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Yeah.

[Adam]

But we ordered a sausage pizza and 12 wings, and it came.

[Blake]

And by the way, just real quick, huge menu. Lot of different things that you could try if you wanted to. A lot of, like, seafood type stuff you could order. Adam, he had a hankering.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Made the order. Just. Just saying.

[Adam]

I made. I made the wings order. Blake made the sausage pizza order. Pizza, pizza.

[Blake]

I don't.

[Adam]

I don't think so.

[Blake]

I think you said wings and sausage pizza. No.

[Adam]

No, I didn't.

[Blake]

Oh, then. Then Blake said sausage pizza to you, and I didn't hear that part.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Blake]

I was busy talking, being like, is this guy murder?

[Adam]

And then Blake kept saying, like, now this is an order. And it came, and it was the most basic. I would even.

[Blake]

Wings were good.

[Adam]

I would even venture to say not. Not awesome meal.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Maybe the rest of the meal was great.

[Blake]

No, wings were. Wings were good. I like the wings.

[Dur]

Yeah. The sausage pizza is always a dice. But here's what I'll say. I think that buffalo wings and sausage pizza, that's one of the best 1:2 combos you can get in the game. Well, that's.

[Adam]

That is right. That's right. That. Yeah, that's right. And. Well, I was going, buffalo wings, buffalo

[Blake]

milk, you're about to get your cherry popped.

[Adam]

I was going, if. If we're going buffalo, we're going all in.

[Dur]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

And we already were sipping on its milk.

[Dur]

Yeah. We were fully buffaloed out.

[Blake]

That's of. I didn't even realize that. I didn't. Dude. I didn't even realize that.

[Adam]

Yeah. So buffalo milk is A signature, iconic, creamy cocktail of Catalina island featuring vodka, coffee lure, cream de caco, and cream D Banana. This is the way.

[Dur]

So, I mean, we sh.

[Blake]

Three buffalo melt, sir. No wonder he's like, you want your cherry popped? And we're like, he's wild.

[Adam]

Yeah, we were straight up my mustache. Wiki Wiki Whackers. And that's where Blake or Blake got the Wiki Whacker.

[Dur]

And you can either get a hat or a. Like a keychain or something.

[Adam]

Well, you got to have that hat.

[Dur]

You got to get the hat off.

[Adam]

You got to get the hat. You got to get the Wiki Wack.

[Dur]

So then when you're walking the island and you see somebody with the straw hat, you're like, they've been. They're fully Wiki Wa.

[Adam]

Yeah, they're getting Wiki Wack.

[Blake]

They got their cherry popped.

[Dur]

They got the cherry pop by homeboy.

[Blake]

They're walking funny.

[Dur]

There's track. There's a tracking device in it.

[Adam]

Oh, we had three drinks there. Three, like, knocks on the boat, mixed drinks, and then we went to the Blue Marlin.

[Dur]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

And then we had it maybe probably two to three drinks. Then we went back to the bar.

[Blake]

Empty, by the way. Yes, empty. Just us in that bar. Just us.

[Dur]

Yeah. That's locals.

[Blake]

That's how I like music.

[Adam]

Honestly, that's kind of how I. Honestly, that's kind of how I like it. I. I loved. I loved that.

[Blake]

It was good.

[Dur]

That was very fun.

[Adam]

And then we went back to the boat, and then we drank for another two to three hours and did more swimming.

[Dur]

Went swimming. We touched the bottom. I think I exploded a nodule in my brain. Something happened.

[Blake]

Is it still bothering you?

[Dur]

Something ain't right. Something definitely ain't right in there.

[Blake]

I was learning about salt water.

[Adam]

Dude, you can't. You can't handle the pressure, huh?

[Dur]

Oh, man. When I went.

[Adam]

Do you not pop your ears? You gotta. When you go down, you gotta pop them.

[Dur]

Dude, I. I just saw you guys do it, and, you know, I've had enough buffalo milks where I'm just like, I gotta go touch the bottom of this damn thing. I just dove in.

[Adam]

So how deep would you say it was, Jers?

[Dur]

The pressure?

[Blake]

More than 20? More than 20?

[Dur]

Pressure was. The pressure was bad at the bottom.

[Blake]

Yeah. Because it took a minute to get down.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I just remember I was like, I'm gonna go to the bottom. And I just exhaled. Like, I'm in a pool, because in a pool, and I think salt water, you're More buoyant, which I guess I just never really thought about. And I did let out all my air to sink down. Didn't sink at all. And had no air to blow the ears out either. So I came back up and I was like, okay. And then just went down. I think I had to pop three or four times before we got to the bottom.

[Adam]

Oh, really?

[Dur]

Popping cherries, baby.

[Blake]

And 10ft is every. Like 7 or 10ft is a.

[Adam]

As a pop, I think. I think I'm just a one. It's a one pop. Stop.

[Blake]

Really? One pop.

[Adam]

I think I one popped.

[Dur]

I did zero pop. And then when I got on the

[Adam]

boat, all zero pops.

[Dur]

Salt water started to just, like, pour out of my nose. Like, my. Something happened to my brain that was crazy.

[Adam]

I've. I've been on stage before at the Irvine Improv, where I had been in the ocean early. Like. Like right before going to the show. I just came back quickly, showered, went to the show, and I just am talking and I, like, whip my head and just. Salt water hoses the front row water trash. And you're like, what do you mean?

[Blake]

Babies?

[Adam]

Then you have to, like, kind of back explain, like, I'm not a cokehead. I'm not. Well, also, is that even if you are a cokehead, water doesn't shoot out

[Dur]

of your face brain leakage, does it? Plasma? I don't know. I haven't dabbled hard enough.

[Adam]

Let's find out. Yeah.

[Dur]

Next. Catalina.

[Blake]

Yeah. Zycam. You're hooked on Zycam. Is that the nasal spray?

[Dur]

Yeah. Jude. I don't know. All I know is that the next day when I was doing laundry and I bent over, it happened again, and water just started to go. I just.

[Blake]

That's.

[Dur]

I don't know.

[Blake]

Bad, I think.

[Dur]

I mean, it's in your sinuses.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Or something. That's got to be what it is.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. I. I mean, I've had it happen where I've been in the ocean, and then I'm making love with my wife and it just hoses her.

[Dur]

Tell me more.

[Adam]

It's disgusting.

[Dur]

She's like.

[Adam]

She's pretty grossed out by that.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You're like, honey, I'm so wet. That's not supposed to be a thing that happens.

[Adam]

The part that's supposed to be, oh,

[Dur]

you're my brains out. My brains are literally pouring.

[Adam]

There's the.

[Blake]

There's the. In the comedy room punch.

[Dur]

I am. My brain's out. I think you're liquefying.

[Adam]

Wow.

[Blake]

You're literally.

[Adam]

You're literally my brains out.

[Blake]

Oh, man. Oh, my compliments to the show.

[Dur]

That's the next Blumhouse movie right there. Holy. We found it.

[Blake]

We found it.

[Adam]

And then. And then we went back out. I had a nice steak dinner.

[Blake]

Well, we dress. We dressed up. We put our real shorts on.

[Dur]

Dude, the time goes by so fast like that. Swimming felt like five minutes to me. Adamant. Felt like. You were like, tick tock, man. Everything we were doing, you're like, we gotta go. We gotta go. And I'm like, dude, let's chill.

[Adam]

Well, it's just. Or else.

[Dur]

No, you were right, because then the day was over.

[Adam]

Or else. It's over.

[Dur]

It is.

[Adam]

You just didn't. You didn't bounce around.

[Dur]

And we hardly did anything at all.

[Blake]

We did nothing.

[Dur]

No, no, no.

[Adam]

We mostly. We did nothing. We mostly. Not even mostly.

[Blake]

Like, Emma was like, so what'd you do? I was like, we kind of just drank. And she was like, well, but like, what'd you do all day? And I was like, like, we just drank.

[Adam]

We just drank.

[Blake]

Like, we started early, like, starting on the way there and then cracking a few afterwards. It was too late to be like, let's just go for a hike or snorkel. Like, it's over.

[Dur]

There was no time. There was no time. You were. Adam, you were absolutely right, like, but I think it requires at least. At least two days out there just to kind of get. Because we always hit the ground running everywhere we go. Day one, we. We come out hard.

[Blake]

Blessing and a curse.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

It really is the second day. I felt we would have been a little more adventurous and maybe gone around the second day.

[Adam]

No, no, no, dude, I. I was not more adventurous after that day of drinking.

[Blake]

It has to be the first day.

[Dur]

I felt pretty good.

[Adam]

I felt pretty darn good and alcoholic. You're way better at it.

[Dur]

I'm built for it.

[Adam]

Way better at drinking than I am right now.

[Blake]

But also. No, you didn't feel pretty good.

[Dur]

I felt pret good, man.

[Adam]

You didn't look good. I have photos of you. Your face didn't look good.

[Dur]

It's not about.

[Adam]

It didn't look like it was ready to go hike.

[Dur]

Some of the guys who look the worst feel the best about themselves.

[Blake]

All right, sure. Fair enough.

[Dur]

I've read that I felt pretty darn good. Yeah, okay. Yeah, fair enough. I did go buy, like, two back to back, like, foot long sandwiches before I went home because I just had to kind of soak it up a little bit.

[Adam]

But from where? Wait.

[Dur]

Little pickle of Course, the greatest sandwich establishment in Orange County.

[Adam]

When you're leaving Costa Mesa, the Costa Mesa area, you got to swing by

[Dur]

Little pickle, shout out and complete psycho establishment.

[Adam]

That was our college sandwich shop. And it's.

[Dur]

It's really actually the best.

[Blake]

Damn it.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

I went and got canes like a goddamn novice.

[Adam]

Yeah. But also canes.

[Dur]

Canes is also a pretty good idea.

[Adam]

And that's right when you leave the area and you're like, oh, there's a canes right there.

[Blake]

Is it brand new?

[Dur]

Oh, yeah, it's like brand new.

[Adam]

It's like four months old. Little baby.

[Dur]

So good.

[Blake]

I almost did a bang bang and cuz there's a chick fil a like a block away and I was like, o O.

[Adam]

Let me do a swing through.

[Dur]

Yeah, I'm a. You can't. It was. Oh, no, it wasn't Sunday. That's what else was me up. We went on like Thursday.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

And then we landed back Friday and I'm like, oh, it's not the weekend yet. We still got emails to.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

That.

[Adam]

That the bummer was getting back early enough Friday that like anyone expected you to do everything. Anything.

[Dur]

Yeah, I was already, bro.

[Adam]

People were like, hey, can you hop on a call? And I was like, ooh, a call.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah. Can you hop on a zoom? Can we make it a call?

[Adam]

Could we make it a text or an email?

[Dur]

I'm still at Lu Alair.

[Blake]

Wait a second. So we go back this, by the way, to me, this is also part of it. We go back and we end up just going back to essentially the same places we did. We don't even even try other bars. Really? Yeah, we went to a restaurant, put our name in, and then went back to Lu Al Lar's or back to the Marlin.

[Adam]

No, then we went back to. What was it called? JR JT Bars. It's another bar. We went to another bar. And that only lasted like 30. 30 minutes. We had a. We had a drink, maybe two, and then we went back to the restaurant. We went back to the restaurant. And after the restaurant. Restaurant. We went right to the Blue Marlin.

[Blake]

And dude, the restaurant. Blur Restaurant was a blur.

[Dur]

The restaurant. Yeah, it was. It was a little foggy.

[Adam]

Well, I'm the only one that ordered food. I was.

[Dur]

I was like, wait a minute.

[Adam]

It's a steak restaurant. It's called Steve's Steakhouse.

[Dur]

Oh.

[Adam]

And I ordered a steak and a baked potato. And these guys looked at me like I was a psychopath. They're like, you're Eating. You're eating. And I'm like.

[Dur]

Just ate a. A sausage pizza, dude.

[Adam]

Dude, that was, like, four hours. That was hours earlier, dude.

[Dur]

Time is different in Catalina. It all is like. It's like a blur. It's crazy. It's like a fever dream for us.

[Adam]

Well, it was, like, four hours earlier, and then for you guys. And then so I was like, guys, we got to load up. You know, we still have a few hours of drinking left, and then we have to wake up. And so I ordered a steak and baked potato. They looked at me like I was a lunatic. They ordered the craziest.

[Blake]

Stand by my order.

[Dur]

I stand by mine, too. De had a wild.

[Blake]

D Ordered potato skin and a cup of chowder.

[Dur]

That was a weird.

[Adam]

And a cup of chowder. And Blake just ordered what? Shrimp.

[Dur]

Coconut shrimp. Coconut shrimp and a wedge salad. Thank you very much. And that was a great order. I killed it the whole time.

[Blake]

Dude, that is a psycho drinking order.

[Adam]

That's. That doesn't.

[Blake]

There's no base.

[Adam]

When you're drinking, You. You gotta have a base.

[Blake]

I guess the fried shrimp do something. But a salad is wild.

[Dur]

Hello. Coconut shri. Might be the best base you can have. That's like. Jimmy Buffett ran on that, Dude.

[Blake]

Soundboard. Clip it.

[Dur]

Coconut shrimp is absolutely.

[Blake]

They were good. I had one, and it was good.

[Dur]

Thank you. Thank you. I know what I'm doing, by the way.

[Adam]

I think I had one, too. So that means Blake only had two shrimp. Three, maybe.

[Dur]

Hey, but you know what? You didn't.

[Blake]

Actually, I think it was a pile of them.

[Dur]

It was, like, six. No, no, no.

[Adam]

There was a line.

[Blake]

I think it was, like, a hors d' oeuvre style for, like, a taste table.

[Adam]

It wasn't a pile. They were individually. Yeah, there was, like, five or six.

[Dur]

But you know what I did have? You know what I did have that you guys didn't have that you guys talked about earlier was at the blue Marlin. I had a hot dog. Thank you very much. I had a, like, a 10pm hot dog that you guys didn't even know existed. Okay.

[Adam]

Okay. Yeah. Well, Blake. Blake sort of spun into the Blue Marlin like a top. We walked into the Blue Marlin. He was like, I'm back. And just sort of spun his way.

[Dur]

Remember me, boys?

[Adam]

Yes, I just remember you, like, popping up with. With shots like, here you go. And both D. And I were like, oh.

[Dur]

I, like, got up on a piano, and I'm like, just.

[Adam]

Let's go, boys.

[Blake]

Who is it? Randy Quaid. Randy Quaid. Independence Day.

[Dur]

Do you know do you know anything from the musical Sweet Charity I went through?

[Blake]

I don't even know what that is.

[Adam]

Nope, I sure don't.

[Dur]

Give me that Milwaukee Cup Theater Theater.

[Blake]

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[Dur]

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[Adam]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Dur]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Dur]

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[Blake]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

You're like.

[Adam]

And then we. We drank there for, I don't know, an hour or two.

[Dur]

Felt like minutes.

[Adam]

And then I'm like, we gotta go. We gotta go back to the boat.

[Dur]

There it goes. Adam's ticking clock again.

[Adam]

Gotta make it back. And by the way, was I right? Because how hard was it to get a ride back to the boat?

[Dur]

You were right.

[Adam]

Difficult.

[Blake]

It was. It was tragically hard because there's a pickup on one side of the dock and a drop off on the other, and we're standing on the drop off side for 20 minutes. Minutes. And we're like, where's the goddamn pickup? Everyone's getting picked up on the other side, maybe 15ft away from us. We also skipped the beat. We went shopping, boys.

[Dur]

That's right.

[Adam]

That's right.

[Dur]

That's right.

[Adam]

That is right. Right after. Was it. It was after the Blue Marlin. Yeah, it was when we were leaving. And they were literally after dinner, right?

[Dur]

Yeah, before the.

[Adam]

Before the blue.

[Dur]

After dinner. After dinner.

[Blake]

After dinner we went.

[Adam]

We made it back to the boat with these. After going to the Blue Marlin. That's. That's.

[Dur]

Well, because I. In my mind, I knew I wanted to get some sort of Catalina swag. I was thinking I was going to come out of there with like a magnet or something. But then when I saw those Catalina Hawaiian shirts, I'm like, oh, me. Me and my boys need that.

[Adam]

And this is the right call.

[Blake]

So good.

[Adam]

And if I remember correctly, you bought both Dur and I a shirt and

[Dur]

yourself, which the AMX was a maxed baby. I was letting that baby fl.

[Blake]

And by the way, shout out, is that Tommy Bahamas? The one I got was a Tommy Bahamas.

[Dur]

Ours aren't ours. Adam. Read the tag. It's something called, like, go. I had never heard it.

[Blake]

It's a really good shirt.

[Dur]

Yeah, they.

[Blake]

It's a really good shirt.

[Dur]

They. They. What does it say? Like, go barefoot or some shit. There's no way we're ever gonna go.

[Blake]

Slide in Blake's DMs and tell them what that says.

[Dur]

Barefoot. Go barefoot. It's called go barefoot. So shout out to go barefoot.

[Adam]

Go barefoot is what you said.

[Blake]

Yeah, and I didn't get that one. I think, Blake, you got it in a different color.

[Dur]

Yeah, I got a. A beige one.

[Adam]

And by the way, this shirt for. For those audio listeners, you're missing out, because this is a beautiful.

[Dur]

Looks great on.

[Adam]

Beautiful. And look at that. You got the Catalina Casino right there. You got the Catalina Flyer taking people. You got the.

[Blake]

Be the beautiful beach.

[Dur]

Great.

[Adam]

Yeah, it was. It was a great a trip. Then we make it back. We finally make it back to the boat. By the way, we didn't even take the actual. Actual, like, water taxi back to the boat.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

We, like, begged a girl that just had her boat.

[Dur]

Yes. The coolest, like, Catalina local. Just, like, with a. What do you call this?

[Blake]

The roper.

[Dur]

The rope.

[Blake]

They're different than the roper.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah, they were. They were, like, tying up the boat.

[Blake]

Blake saw two girls pull up on a boat and just tie the boat up, and he goes, whoa. That's unbelievable.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake]

Blake was good spirits.

[Adam]

He was like, wow, look at that. Not. How did you do that? Wow. That's incredible. Wow, man. It was like. These girls were magical.

[Dur]

I.

[Adam]

And they just. I. I mean, they did it proficiently.

[Dur]

Extremely. They had such swagger. I'm like. I'm over here in my Hawaiian shirt looking like. I. I just ate four coconut shrimp. Like a. I'm singing show tunes in the bar, and then I come up, and I see these.

[Adam]

He just swallowed a glizzy hole.

[Dur]

I just gargled a glizzy, dude. Just popped my cherry. Holy.

[Adam]

Cherry popped. Earlier.

[Dur]

They pulled.

[Adam]

Gobbled a glizzy.

[Blake]

They pulled this way.

[Dur]

Navy seals, dude. It was. It was insane.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Dur]

The authority.

[Adam]

And essentially, they were like. We were like, can we get a ride? They, like, laughed in our face, and then they sort of recognized us. And even then, they were like, ah, all right. Right. We'll take you back to the Boat. Which was very kind, but it wasn't a welcome embrace. It was like.

[Dur]

It was kind of like, I do. If we don't recognize.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

They might die.

[Blake]

It's like the code of the sea, right? It's just the code of the sea. If you're. If you're. If you are on a boat and you see somebody whose radar's off or. Dude. So this is my thing we picked up on, is that boat people love to tell other boat people how they're folks could not.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's right.

[Blake]

We had our. What are the little bumpers on the side called?

[Adam]

The fenders. Yep.

[Blake]

We had the fenders down as we left because Adam was excited. Okay. This is not about Adam not knowing how to be a boatsman.

[Adam]

I know.

[Blake]

He was excited. He was hosting. We're out of the chat, but as we're pulling out of the harbor or the. Whatever we're calling that harbor.

[Adam]

Yep.

[Blake]

These guys are like, your fenders are down. And we're like, all right. We put our fenders up. Then we get to the next harbor, the marina at the island island, and like, these little guys kind of like this little boat kind of shoots past our boat.

[Adam]

The dinghy.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

After we're tied up on the moorings. Yeah.

[Blake]

And we go, hey, how's it going? And he just goes, your radar's on. Kept going. And I'm like, what's the vibe here?

[Dur]

Gotcha.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Not even a hey, what's up, man?

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

Or a, hey, it's going, well, What a beautiful day. It wasn't that at all. He just had to punk me. Dude, your radar's on. And the radar was on. I didn't turn the.

[Dur]

I turned the radar off after he mentioned it. I did remember, like, hearing a noise. I'm like, oh, that's just what boats sound like. They just kind of.

[Blake]

He likes having his radar on, you know?

[Adam]

But by this point, I was six strings deep. I'd been there for 15 minutes. We'd got there, and absolutely guzzled two to three drinks.

[Dur]

Yep.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Just so there's two sides of the coin. One is they like to tell each other what to do. The other side of the coin is if you see somebody in duress, you see something. Code of the seas. You got to help them. You got to give them a ride. You gotta help give these alcoholics a ride of their boat.

[Adam]

Yeah. So she got us back to the boat. Here's where I was ready to downshift.

[Blake]

Okay. Because we have to take sea water taxis back and Forth to the. The pier, to the boats.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Dur]

Right.

[Blake]

Just to paint the picture.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Right.

[Adam]

So now we're back on the boat. We've made it back to the vessel safely.

[Dur]

We're alive.

[Adam]

I'm ready to downshift. I'm ready to have one, maybe two, maybe to. And then segue into going to sleep. Blake was not on that page at all. Well, I Durs. And I probably had two, maybe three drinks because Blake crack open some.

[Blake]

We're like, you know what? It's just us. Yeah, it's just us. We break out a joint I got from Lowell. Smokes.

[Dur]

Yes.

[Blake]

Eight years ago in a little glass case.

[Adam]

Yeah, that was sick.

[Dur]

Dur brought out the ancient mummy weed.

[Adam]

Yeah. Which was nice.

[Dur]

That hit.

[Adam]

That hit pretty good.

[Dur]

But you guys know, realize what. Yeah. Oh, it hit for me. That's what happens to me when I smoke weed at night. I get. It's like a monster energy drink that makes me go, so you're down.

[Adam]

That's what happened.

[Dur]

Dirt started me up.

[Adam]

We were ready. We were ready, like, all right, we're gonna smoke a little weed. We'll have a.

[Blake]

Sitting on the bow looking at a couple.

[Adam]

Couple beers, chill with my boys. Catalyst Lena. Blake was, like, drank probably seven drinks on the. On the boat. And then gets up from. We're smoking the joint to walk back to grab another drink, and we just hear a. Oh, splash. Just absolutely eat over the side of the boat.

[Blake]

I go right into lifeguard mode.

[Dur]

You did.

[Adam]

I was. I was actually proud of how you responded.

[Blake]

I get up. I go to the side. Are you okay? Just see Blake go. I'm like, you good? Somebody help me.

[Dur]

Are you okay? I. Yeah, I. I'm fine. Completely, Completely. Not on purpose. Completely. Not making a bit out of it. Just went over the rail, head first into the drink. Man overboard.

[Adam]

How.

[Dur]

Yeah, with my. With my bag on his purse. Thank God I was the one playing music. Music. Because my phone would have been. Absolutely. But I went in, and my phones

[Blake]

are fine now in water.

[Dur]

Not. Not that amount of water that I was. That was a big dunk, dude. That was a big.

[Adam]

That was an ultimate dunk.

[Dur]

But as soon as I hit the water, I was like. Popped immediately up. And I was like, okay, I'm fine. I'm. I'm. I'm fine. I told you guys that. And. And as soon as I looked up, I did see you guys.

[Adam]

Well, I think that was the first words you said, which. You know, someone's really up when they fall, and immediately they say, I'm fine.

[Dur]

No. You're like, no, no. That was purely because I knew you guys would be absolutely worried sick and you were gonna come in next, and I didn't want anybody to make a big deal about it.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Worst case scenario, you fall off the boat in a way where you hit your head and you're out.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

It's pitch black, it's nighttime, and you just start going down.

[Dur]

Right.

[Blake]

Which I guess is not how it works. Like, people probably float, or you just start taking on water. And now two pretty drunk dudes are in charge of that. It could have been a five alarm tmz, baby.

[Adam]

Well, I think that's how Jennifer. Jennifer Coolidge died in White Lotus.

[Dur]

Oh, spoiler alert.

[Blake]

Jennifer Coolidge's character.

[Adam]

Character died in White Lotus. Died in by hitting her head and falling out of a yacht. And it was hilarious.

[Blake]

Is this in the latest season?

[Dur]

Oh, you got to tune in.

[Adam]

Which, I mean, I don't.

[Dur]

I can't recall.

[Adam]

No, the season before the season two,

[Blake]

I believe the Italy one. Yeah, I remember that.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You got to finish it up.

[Dur]

Got to watch it. I'm five years old now.

[Adam]

Yeah, watch it. It's pretty good.

[Blake]

Blake, are you coming at me for not having finished?

[Dur]

I. I just wish you would kind of keep up.

[Blake]

Keep up. Yeah. And I wish you'd stay on the goddamn boat.

[Adam]

I told you, dude.

[Blake]

And then.

[Adam]

And then Blake got back to the boat, and it was.

[Dur]

And then it was bedtime.

[Blake]

Then it was all.

[Adam]

And then I have a very funny video where, like, I have a very funny video that I'll send you guys. That is. I think it's kind of me punking you a little bit for being drunk and falling off the boat. But I'm also very drunk. Like, I'm just learning my. My words.

[Blake]

Always good.

[Adam]

I'm like, yeah.

[Blake]

I'm like, oh, Blake, you look so dumb. You're just filming yourself.

[Adam]

And then. And then Blake was like, I was just diving in. I was just going to try to go to the bottom. And then I'm like, go to the bottom.

[Dur]

Dare you.

[Adam]

And. And then you were like, I dare you to go to the bottom. And then it was just a dare off of us going to the bottom, just slurring our words.

[Dur]

And we never did. We did.

[Adam]

We didn't go back then.

[Dur]

It was bad time.

[Blake]

No, it wasn't, Blake. It. We were like, all right, I think. And you just. We just hear Blake go, crack.

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[Blake]

You know what comedy shouldn't be about? And then you talked for 10 or 15 minutes. About comedy and politics.

[Dur]

Yeah. I feel like I just didn't want it to end, guys. I don't get a lot of trips like that with my bros, man.

[Adam]

You're not wrong. You're not wrong.

[Dur]

You guys are telling me it's bedtime, and I. I'm like, I just simply do not want this to ever end because it was so beautiful.

[Blake]

Here's what I'll say, though. The balance is. You call it. By the way, it was only 10:30 when we got back to the boat, and I guess we stayed up around midnight.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Yeah, but if we had called it at 10:30, maybe we would have woke up around 8, gone back on the island for some breakfast.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

You know, kick the tires, starts the fire. Like, could have kept going, but instead we kept going so late, or at least so deep into the cooler, that the next morning we were like, let's eat D's awful bagels and hit the road.

[Adam]

It was a bagel.

[Dur]

Yeah, but then, look, we go in for breakfast, we start firing it up again. We have to return home. It's a Friday now. I can't drive back home from Orange County. Like, it's. It just. It's a slippery slope at that point.

[Adam]

Well, that's. That's when you just say, we're running it back. We're spending another night in Catalina.

[Dur]

Oh, I would love to, honey.

[Adam]

I'm so sorry.

[Dur]

Sorry.

[Blake]

Too choppy.

[Adam]

We're. We're too choppy.

[Blake]

They said it's too choppy.

[Dur]

You gotta check the report.

[Adam]

The wind's picked up. Choppy as hell. It wouldn't be safe to make the crossing. It wouldn't be safe.

[Blake]

You know what I do love? I do love that. It's like, you know what? I'll call. It's just. It's too choppy. Right, guys? It's too choppy. Blake couldn't stop drinking.

[Dur]

We need an alibi. You're our alibi.

[Adam]

He's back on the island.

[Blake]

I told her it's choppy, guys, let's get. Get after it. We couldn't stop Blake. He might be at the bottom of the ocean.

[Dur]

We've lost him to Catalina.

[Adam]

And then. And then. And then we crash. Ders took one for the team and. And slept on the bed. That's outside.

[Dur]

So nice. That's got to be lovely.

[Blake]

It worked for me.

[Adam]

It's a. It's a comfortable setup. I think it's a comfortable setup.

[Blake]

Adam, I'm gonna say this. It's. It at 6:3. It's a different experience.

[Adam]

Boy, I'm sure.

[Dur]

Attaboy.

[Adam]

Sure.

[Blake]

You know, and like, I hate to sound like this guy, but let's like, things aren't built for. For people our size. Big, you know, big guys.

[Adam]

And that's one of the many reasons I love not being 63. Yeah, it's just easier down here.

[Blake]

It's. I mean, cuz I had to like curl like legs up to the side, you know. But it was, it was cool. I liked sleeping outside. Brought the sleeping bag. Yeah.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

You took one for the team.

[Blake]

Sleep mask even, which was nice.

[Dur]

That a boy.

[Blake]

Look at you.

[Dur]

Little diva. I love it.

[Adam]

And then we were up by, you know, 7am Ready, ready to take on the day. And. And that's essentially when the guy came around and was like, hey, are you. Are you guys gonna leave sometime soon? And dur was like, I don't know. And he goes, I just kind of heard this from down below. I. I was like getting something in my bag. And he. But, oh, I might have been on the toilet. And then he goes. And then he goes, it's time to leave essentially. Right?

[Blake]

Yeah. I go, I'm not sure when we're leaving. He goes, well, you got to leave by 9:30. I go, then we'll be leaving at 9:30.

[Adam]

Yeah, then we'll be leaving.

[Blake]

I'm glad we got to the bottom of that, sir.

[Dur]

Yeah. He was asking nicely, but then he quickly told us, we're out of there.

[Blake]

Then he was like, your radar's on.

[Dur]

Yeah, get your ass out of here.

[Adam]

So then I was on the toilet. And admittedly I can't blame Anders for taking a. I can't blame him because it's human nature. You should, because you're not really supposed to on boats my size.

[Dur]

Okie dokie. You gotta lay that out at the beginning of the trip.

[Blake]

You have a bathroom.

[Adam]

You don't. You try not to. Yeah. You try not to on the boat. Sure. I think. And it's the same as like boats and tour buses.

[Dur]

Sure.

[Adam]

You try not to on it because it can clog and. And it's. It's going to be a thing, but every once in a while you got to on it. And that morning, the grumble in my tummy, it. I had a. On it, really. So I, I did a. I did a. A bit of a quablamo in the bathroom and then I flushed it and it went down and I was like, that was close. Thank God. Thank God.

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[Adam]

What a nightmare.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

I saw you fall to your neck, knees and I saw You, I saw you hold your hands together and I saw you immediately.

[Adam]

To the gods of Catalina. To the gods of Catalina. And then I hear the church bells.

[Blake]

D thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord.

[Dur]

Another successful.

[Adam]

And then I washed my hands, came out, and I'm like, what did that guy say? What did the harbor patrol say? They told me. I'm like, ah, well, we do. We got to get going. And then Dur went. And then he took of. And we're back. It didn't. It didn't flush that time. It did not flush that time. And it. The water, we kept trying to get it to flush. So the water kept rising and rising and rising until it's at the very lip and then we're traveling home and it's just, just brown sewage water and it's just bouncing around.

[Blake]

I'm living in a nightmare. And by the way, I try to do. This is the move. This is also when you're in a trip trailer, filming or whatever where like you time the drop with the foot. Like so you stomp on the opening for the drop. When the drop happens, you take your foot off. So it just goes straight down.

[Adam]

Yes, Right.

[Blake]

But when I opened it, you timed it wrong. The water, I think, was just right there. And so when I closed it, it just like chopped it up. That's a chop. And I look in, I go, that's. It's just.

[Dur]

You lumberjacked the out of that, bro.

[Blake]

I did. I was like a Milwaukee buzzsaw.

[Dur]

You said, you said bro. Thought it was a lumberjack competition.

[Blake]

I was doing it for time.

[Dur]

You went in there and there was just little discs of. Yeah, this looks like a pile of poker chips in here. What the happened, bro? Brother. God damn. God damn.

[Adam]

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[Dur]

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[Blake]

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[Dur]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

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[Dur]

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[Adam]

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[Blake]

It combines style, size and meaningful capability in a way that punches above its class, giving drivers a vehicle that's practical enough for real life without feeling ordinary. Because if everything in the parking lot looks the same, it's probably nice to remember which one is actually yours. Find out more at your local Kia

[Dur]

dealer to today TII Nation I'm sure you know by now, but a consistent daily ritual is important to us here. And getting all the nutrition my body craves is part of my own personal daily ritual. From getting my steps in to drinking my Kachava shake, I feel like I am on a good path. How can you go wrong with a shake that gives you protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals, greens, probiotics, omegas, electrolytes and more in just one

[Blake]

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[Adam]

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[Dur]

And.

[Blake]

Which is something you never want.

[Adam]

You don't want to. You don't want to hear.

[Blake]

To tell somebody.

[Dur]

No. You don't want to report that.

[Blake]

You don't want to hear it. I didn't want to say it.

[Dur]

Yeah. That's big of.

[Adam]

We couldn't get it down. We couldn't get it down.

[Dur]

No.

[Adam]

And then we have to make the crossing. So we go back.

[Dur]

Gotta go. The dude's breathing down her neck. Get the out.

[Adam]

We unload off the boat. It. It was a great time. Bye, guys. You guys went and your fast food. I was like, what's going on with this boat? I admittedly, I took a two hour nap as soon as you guys left. I'm like, I'm going to, I'm going to take a nap. I took a nap.

[Blake]

I drove for two hours. Go ahead. Yeah.

[Dur]

It's not in traffic. Yeah.

[Adam]

You guys had to drive. I, I had the, the better end of the stick there. But then I go back to the boat and it's so foul.

[Dur]

Oh, dear.

[Adam]

And I end up using a plunger and I'm so now I'm just mashing it up and the plunger head gets stuck along the way down and it was not coming out and I'm like trying to like wiggle it free and I, I'm like wiggling with the plunger and it comes out and just the stick comes out. And as it does, spray of the.

[Dur]

That's ocean spray.

[Adam]

Flies up into my face, all over my shirt. That is ocean spray.

[Dur]

Jesus. Absolutely.

[Blake]

That's ruby red ocean spray. I'm living in a nightmare.

[Adam]

I'm covering. Covered in. In water. In your friend, in your friendship water. And I'm covered in it. I go, I wash off. I come back with a new plan. I'm gonna take a garbage bag and put my arm in it and I'm going to fish out the plunger. Then I'm going to stick my hand down in. Wait, sorry.

[Blake]

So the plunger piece is still actual plunger.

[Adam]

It didn't just stick.

[Blake]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Adam]

It's just, it's just in the hole, the bottom. Yeah, it's just like stuck and it's, it's Converse.

[Blake]

It's like upside down style. Like those toys you get that you put on the table that then like jump up 30 seconds later.

[Dur]

Yeah, that's right.

[Blake]

That's exactly if it jumped up at you, bro.

[Adam]

Hey, storage's not done.

[Blake]

Got it.

[Adam]

I take the. The arm. The arm that I have in the garbage bag.

[Dur]

So that's your right arm. You call your right arm the arm.

[Blake]

This is what happens when the story's not done. He forgets how to use English.

[Dur]

You have your left arm and then you have the arm which is your right. Your right arm.

[Adam]

The arm that I have, which is this one. And I fish in the toilet and I go to pull it out. It then pops back and sprays so much everywhere, dude. And the worst part.

[Blake]

What are you wearing? Are you in a bathing suit? Are you barefoot?

[Adam]

I am in a barefoot, barefoot shirt. Shirtless. I'm covered skin on the doo doo. Spray on flesh.

[Dur]

Covered straight to skin.

[Adam]

And the worst part. I was chewing gum. Oh, I was chewing gum. The mouth was open.

[Blake]

Who's that on? No, no, stop, stop, stop, stop.

[Adam]

Spray my mouth.

[Blake]

Spray in the mouth.

[Adam]

I don't know why I was chewing gum. I just was. I was not. I was not thinking that that could happen.

[Dur]

Happen again. That is so foul, dude.

[Adam]

And then maybe the most foul part.

[Blake]

Juicy Fruit's going to move you at that.

[Adam]

At that point, I just took the boat hose and just sort of rinsed my body off to try to get it off.

[Dur]

You should have lit yourself on fire.

[Adam]

The first time I went in, I like took a shower and then I came back out. I'm like, that's not going to happen again. And then that happened.

[Dur]

I was going to say took a shot.

[Adam]

And then now I have to reach my arm in there.

[Dur]

The arm.

[Adam]

And I think the seal might be busted. I don't know what's happening, happening. And, and like I am poking on where I think the seal is, and I don't really know how it works. And, and it's open. It's fully open now. I've turned the water off so it's in the bowl. Isn't feeling and I'm fingering something, but it's kind of giving a little bit. And then I realized that's how it works. It's a rock hard and it's stuck in the, the, the hole where it actually should shoot down in the suction, take, takes hold and it shoots through the hose.

[Blake]

So that's been there. That's been in there for a while.

[Dur]

That's been There.

[Adam]

Well then.

[Dur]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Adam]

Because that was the blockage.

[Dur]

No, because here's the thing.

[Blake]

That's what I'm saying.

[Dur]

He brought it out. He broke it open. And there's buffalo milk.

[Adam]

It must have been the. The. It was a wiki whacker.

[Dur]

My bad.

[Blake]

That's an owl pellet.

[Adam]

I have to finger this. I have to finger this hard. Hard.

[Dur]

Oh, God.

[Adam]

And. And I finally stick my finger through and then the suction take holds and the whole bowl goes. And I have to suck my arm out with the toilet.

[Blake]

I wish it took the garbage bag out and your arm was just in it to win it poop dollar.

[Dur]

Wow, dude, I'm sorry. You had to. But that's a captain's way.

[Adam]

Yeah, that's. I had to do it. You got to go down.

[Blake]

Down with the ship.

[Dur]

Absolutely. And boy, did you.

[Adam]

I did down with the. I. Boy, did I feel manly. Oh, dude, did I feel manly when I fixed the toilet.

[Blake]

Oh, yeah, I guess that's. And Adam, the bookend you just did. This is a Dave Chappelle 45 minute story that you're kind of like, this is getting boring. It's gross. So I'm laughing, but where's it going? And then whoop, whap. You hit us with the.

[Adam]

I'm feeling fucking manly. I tell you what, I was like afterwards, I was like, I got to buy some tools.

[Dur]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, Some tools would have helped.

[Blake]

Like a new pler.

[Dur]

A snake.

[Adam]

Like I could figure out, dude, you

[Dur]

should have just got a snake.

[Adam]

I should have got a snake. But you know, plumbing shop vac, they call the. My right hand, the human snake.

[Dur]

They call the. The. The arm. Yeah, now. Now we call it the snake baby. Next time I clog a toilet, I'm going to have you come over with this. The snake baby.

[Adam]

The snake is right here, dude.

[Dur]

Good for you figuring that out. Nothing feels better than fixing your own problem. You didn't have to call anybo do it for you. You rolled your sleeves up. You literally dipped your arm.

[Adam]

You know what? I should. What? I shouldn't have showed my parents blue for a month.

[Blake]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Adam]

I should have showed them Chat GPT. Specifically my dad. I've shown him Chat GPT. So now any question I have for him, I'm like, you know, walking through the backyard, my dad's like, what are you doing? I'm like this, like this. It's so clogged the. The brown sewage water now. Cuz I've like tried to with the plunger I've tried to, like, smash it. It's just sewage clumps in it. It's the grossest thing possible. Kumbaya. At least if it's like, dirty water,

[Blake]

there's like a whole potato skin. Yeah.

[Dur]

I didn't poop on the boat.

[Adam]

So there's just tails of coconut shrimp.

[Dur]

I did not poop on the boat.

[Blake]

This is like a Seinfeld ending where I reach in and I pull this out, and it's just the tail of a shrimp.

[Dur]

It wasn't me.

[Blake]

Is that a co. Coconut shrimp.

[Adam]

And you just happened to see me.

[Dur]

Wasn't me, man.

[Blake]

And so your dad, you're asking him for, like, pointers on what to do.

[Adam]

I'm like, yeah, dude, you know, because he's had boats, but they. They've never had boats with a. A toilet in it. So I don't. I don't really know. And I'm like, yeah, it's sort of like. It's like an rv. It's like having an RV or a tour bus. And I'm like, man, I don't. I don't really know what to do. And he then just gets on chatgpt and just starts reading. Reading me what Chachi BT would do. And I'm like, I don't. This is all, like, bad advice, right?

[Dur]

Burn the boat.

[Adam]

Yeah. And my mom is. My mom is. Is now on the Internet, and she's like, there's chemicals you could pour. And I'm like, I don't want necessarily to pour a bunch of bleach down these tubes. And then that, like, corrodes it.

[Dur]

Comp.

[Adam]

Corrodes it or compromises the. The erodes or corrodes or whatever the word is. I don't want it to road anything.

[Blake]

Yeah.

[Dur]

Just don't want to know.

[Blake]

I'm just listening to you ball out here, Webster.

[Dur]

I don't want to road. All right? I ain't trying to road.

[Adam]

Yeah, so we. I fixed the problem, though. And, boy, did I feel manly. It felt. It felt good to actually. To fix it.

[Dur]

I love that. I've done. I've done some low level plumbing in my home, and it does feel good to unclog it.

[Blake]

Like, what you did the, like where you feed the thing down that's got, like, the hooks and you just pull all that hair out.

[Dur]

Oh, yeah. I have to do that almost every week for my shower with this hair. Oh, God.

[Blake]

Creature. That's a creature report right there.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That happens to my. My wife's hair. My wife has the Thickest, nicest head of hair. But I guess she sheds. I guess it's a shedding situation.

[Blake]

Yeah, that's all women, humans.

[Dur]

I shed a ton of hair.

[Adam]

It's a lot.

[Dur]

I shed a ton.

[Blake]

It's a lot. Dude. Maybe I've talked about this on the pod, but when I was a very young kid and, like, just didn't know how the world. World worked, I would look, I'd be using the toilet. Like, our family had the one bathroom or whatever.

[Adam]

Nice.

[Dur]

And we know you use toilets, brother.

[Blake]

We know. Say less. And every once in a while, I would go in the bathroom and look in the toilet, and there'd be like a clump of hair just on the surface of the water. And I'd be like, what the.

[Dur]

What happened?

[Blake]

My mom was just in here. You're like, is her like, is she okay? Cubes, like, falling off Coochie. Yeah, I was like, is her coochie, like, shedding? Is this, like, an adult thing that someday I'll learn about?

[Adam]

You're going to learn about when you get old enough, someone's going to tell you, like, hey, just so you know.

[Blake]

Coochie, right? Yeah.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Then maybe years later, I'm in the bathroom and she's brushing her hair, and

[Dur]

I see her go clean the brush.

[Blake]

Boom, boom, to the brush, pulling off all the hair that came off. And then she just drops it in the toilet. And I was like, oh, so your's not gonna. It unlocked and answered. Like, five years of me being like, so there's one thing that happens.

[Dur]

If you could rewind time, I would tell your mom, throw that in. Throw it in the trash.

[Adam]

Throw it in the trash.

[Dur]

Don't risk herring in the. In the tubes like that.

[Adam]

No, no, this is actually. We don't want anything in the tubes.

[Dur]

This is actually good advice from your. Your boys that this is important.

[Blake]

Why don't you tell her, Blake?

[Adam]

Dude, honestly, don't even. In your home toilet.

[Blake]

Don't even in your friend's boat.

[Adam]

Yeah. While we're at go, just go in the garbage can. Just go in a plastic bag in your front yard like a dog. Like a dog in the front yard. Pick it up with the plastic bag like a dog and then throw it away.

[Blake]

Do a kitty litter box. Sorry, I'm trying to establish. Is this advice for me or just like, people listening? Is this general? Like, we never want general.

[Dur]

I get where Adam's coming from. You're not allowed to in any more bowls, dude. This dude is traumatized.

[Blake]

Hey, can I tell you Something. I know, I know you felt manly for like fixing the problem. I'd venture to say I feel a little bit more manly for causing the problem. I don't give a.

[Adam]

That was pretty manly, dude. I will say on your friend's boat

[Blake]

was pretty mean because when you clog a toilet for the first time, you're like, oh my God. But party also is like, yeah, it was that big.

[Dur]

Yeah, I did that.

[Blake]

I guess it did clog it.

[Adam]

Well, I will say you can't feel that great about it because it's a boat toilet. And technically it's. It's. I mean, I fell to my knees praying, praying to God that there's not

[Blake]

a vessel alive that could handle my growlers.

[Dur]

Yeah, well, you ate three whole potatoes when you put all the skins together.

[Blake]

So it was two potatoes, four potato skins which like, you know, you dig out a potato skin to like put in like the chives or whatever, the cheese and all that.

[Adam]

The fixing. Put in the fix and zero scoop

[Blake]

just sliced in half and topped. Yeah, don't love that.

[Dur]

That's how they do it. That's how they do it in Catalina.

[Adam]

All right, Steve, get your act together with the potato skins. Any take backs, apologies, Any epic slang. Lambs.

[Blake]

Look, I do apologize for taking the final in a crescendo of events that caused it.

[Adam]

Yes.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

You know what I mean?

[Dur]

Yes.

[Adam]

It doesn't feel like a real apology.

[Dur]

You were the straw that broke the camel's back and he does apology.

[Adam]

That doesn't feel like a real apology.

[Blake]

I feel like the. Because you did leave before the cleaning crew could have addressed rest.

[Adam]

The cleaning crew is not going to do plumbing work and finger your out of my toilet.

[Blake]

No, no. But yeah, that's not found like fossilized hard one.

[Adam]

That don't.

[Dur]

No, no, no.

[Adam]

Here's what I. Okay. I don't think maybe I didn't explain it well enough. Here's what I think happened. You had a hard nugget of a. It got stuck there. Then you had more softer shits and when you went to cut it off and you cut it off and now there's. That's floating in the bowl that I saw there was already a one that was stuck in the hole and it didn't quite make it through.

[Dur]

And you don't think that was yours.

[Adam]

We went to flush it and your other shits that it got sucked down and then got stuck and now it's all packing on top of the one that. And now it's made it hard and I had to Finger through it.

[Blake]

I took one log.

[Adam]

I saw it.

[Blake]

But the chopper.

[Adam]

Oh, the.

[Blake]

The op. The door that opens the door.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

As I kept doing this, it chopped it. Yeah, chopped it up. So is.

[Dur]

There's a mystery turd in there. We.

[Blake]

And we should have a doctor on. I know we had a guest on last week. We didn't even mention this, but we should have a doctor on who can explain that, like, the tip of your poop is more dense than, like, the end. Which could make sense if it's.

[Adam]

It's.

[Blake]

If it's compacting up the. Against that. The butthole door, that wall.

[Adam]

Yeah, I. Yeah, so that's what I think what happened. But. Okay, I'll take the apology. The sort of apology. I'll take it. I would like to apologize for our listeners to saying the chink. Kink. I think I said in my armor.

[Blake]

Don't make it worse.

[Adam]

Yeah, I think, you know.

[Blake]

Yeah, I.

[Dur]

You.

[Adam]

You don't know what to say when it comes to. I. I think it is a kink in the arm or is it a chink in the armor.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Adam]

What is the phrase saying it.

[Blake]

But that is what it is.

[Dur]

That is the term.

[Adam]

Okay, and why is that? Why would that be offensive if that is the actual term?

[Blake]

It is now a word that is

[Adam]

used as derogatory, but it's. It's a totally different meaning.

[Dur]

It is, but it's like we've decided to just throw it out as a whole.

[Blake]

So I do think.

[Adam]

And for that, I apologize.

[Blake]

You know, there's a different. There's a word that sounds. Sounds crazily like the N word that a professor used. It's like the N word and then like a dly. Right. I'm not even gonna say it because the professor got fired for using that word because they were like, what did you just say?

[Adam]

It's like a dly. What is it? I don't even know what that means.

[Blake]

N word. And then Dly.

[Dur]

Sure, sure.

[Blake]

Say it in your head.

[Dur]

Yeah, gotcha.

[Blake]

Okay, so that's your opponent, Durly. Durley.

[Dur]

Okay.

[Blake]

N word. Durly. And he said that word, which means something else. And people were like, what'd you just say?

[Adam]

Well, what the hell does that mean?

[Blake]

I don't know.

[Dur]

I'm sure that's still very racist.

[Adam]

This is like a chick in the armor is a. But that is a phrase that. That you say.

[Blake]

This is a professor. He knows words.

[Adam]

This guy's digging in the crates for words that sound like super racist terms.

[Blake]

And as we say it now as we say it now, do we think. Think that he, he does this on purpose?

[Adam]

Yeah, he was, he was fishing. He was fishing.

[Blake]

And do we think you did that on purpose?

[Adam]

I was just saying something that, that I will say is exactly what I meant to say. It's like the hole in my game. Or I guess would be another in my man game.

[Dur]

There you go.

[Blake]

Is.

[Dur]

Yeah, there we go.

[Blake]

Say like racist adjacent. My hole in my man racist adjacent. Idioms.

[Adam]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Dur]

I'm always saying, hold on, my man man game. Let's, let's, let's bring that to the table. I mean, I don't really have any apologies. I had one of the best times of my life with you guys.

[Blake]

Any take backs, apologies or hole in your games?

[Dur]

I guess the one hole in our game is that we only stayed for one night. I think I could stay a whole damn week with you guys. That was a blast.

[Adam]

Yeah, that was so fun.

[Blake]

But dude, we gotta pace ourselves and I don't know if we know how to. But it's gotta be like, like you'd

[Adam]

think in our 40s we'd figure it

[Dur]

out, but yeah, we got shot out of a can.

[Blake]

We gotta like have a plan where someone's meeting us to take us snorkeling.

[Dur]

Yeah, that's a plan too.

[Blake]

We got to be accountable to somebody who's grown up or something.

[Dur]

Yeah, that's true.

[Blake]

Said the 45 year old man.

[Adam]

Hey, no, you know what we have to do is, is. And I've never done it because the only way I know how to get there is two beers and you're cracking your third.

[Dur]

Sure.

[Adam]

I feel like I would, I would get lost at sea if I didn't have the two beers. Cracking my third.

[Dur]

Right. So.

[Adam]

But I think that is the trick to not drinking as much and as fast as we did is to not drink. Those not start at 8:30 or 9. 9am yeah, of course.

[Dur]

Now, come on. I. Come on, come on.

[Adam]

Hey, hey. You're right.

[Dur]

Come on.

[Adam]

It's not going to happen. But that I think would. That would lend itself to us go scuba diving or some.

[Blake]

I love the idea of it. How do we do that? I mean, because you had the breakfast burritos. So I'm like, oh, we could have like breakfast. But we did that. And the only thing to chase those down.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Is a cold snack.

[Adam]

It's a Montucky cold snack. That's right.

[Dur]

I love it.

[Blake]

Big shout out to Danny McBride for coming on the pod last week.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Shout out if that's how the order of these are going.

[Dur]

Yeah, I think it is.

[Adam]

Yeah. Danny McBride. I, I are. I mean it. And it's a proper. We did a podcast with a guest for the whole episode.

[Dur]

Yeah.

[Guest or Additional Voice]

Yeah.

[Dur]

My God, I think it went fairly well. I can't wait for everybody here.

[Adam]

I, I, you know, this episode. That episode isn't out yet, and this one is still a week after that. But I bet we broke the Internet.

[Dur]

I hope so.

[Adam]

I bet the Internet just quivered with us finally interviewing a celebrity guest in a room.

[Blake]

Real way.

[Adam]

Internet busted, bud.

[Dur]

I hope we break it.

[Adam]

I hope there's still Internet around.

[Dur]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam]

For this podcast to air.

[Blake]

Yeah. I don't even know if you're on the record as a big fan of the Internet.

[Dur]

Doom.

[Blake]

And slide in Blake's DMS if you think we should have more guests and give us suggestions of guests, because sure, if you guys like it. We had a good time.

[Adam]

Yeah, we had a great time. We. We hung with our boy, Dana McBride. How great is Danny, by the way?

[Dur]

Is he.

[Adam]

That's probably the longest you guys have sat and talked with him, right?

[Dur]

Yeah, I think so.

[Adam]

How. Isn't he just the man? He's funny. He's way smarter than us in a great way.

[Dur]

Yeah. But the bar is.

[Adam]

Wrote a book.

[Dur]

He really did the book. Yeah, it's a. It's a good grilling.

[Adam]

Tales of Modern Men. He wrote a whole ass book.

[Blake]

And by the way, that is a cool thing. If you're a person who was thinking about coming on our podcasts. I know there's a lot of podcasts out there where you're like, oh, I don't know if I don't want to see how I come across. You're gonna come across so smart.

[Adam]

Yeah, great. You're gonna come across so great leaving here.

[Blake]

You're gonna go, oh, I guess I'm not a idiot actor.

[Adam]

Yeah.

[Blake]

Or a dumbass musician.

[Dur]

We will uplift you.

[Adam]

Oh, yeah. You're gonna feel like a goddamn genius

[Blake]

after coming on our PODC Borderline Psychopath president. If you come on this podcast, you're gonna leave feeling like maybe I can write some laws. I don't know.

[Adam]

Our next. Our next guest is Donald Trump. Is that what you're picturing? All right, that'd be. Yeah, that'd be a hell of a swing. Number two.

[Dur]

Do not come. I'm gonna come.

[Blake]

I want to know about Stormy playing that.

[Adam]

The entire come. All we talk about is Stormy Daniels. He's like, all right, all right. Okay.

[Dur]

I knew.

[Adam]

Hey, maybe we should should wrap it up.

[Dur]

I knew you guys were going to

[Adam]

talk about and and you didn't want to talk about anything else?

[Dur]

Nope.

[Adam]

Okay.

[Dur]

Just the Stormster.

[Adam]

No Storminator Storm Stor. All right, well, okay, that was another episode.

[Dur]

This.

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