The Elephants Not In The Room: Best Of Eps 61-65

Summary

Podcast Summary: "The Elephants Not In The Room: Best Of Eps 61-65"

Podcast Information:

• Title: This Is Important
• Host/Author: iHeartPodcasts (Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck)
• Episode: The Elephants Not In The Room: Best Of Eps 61-65
• Release Date: June 17, 2025
• Description: Adam Devine, Anders Holm, Blake Anderson, and Kyle Newacheck seriously discuss some very important topics.

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1. Health and COVID Concerns

The episode opens with Adam Devine sharing his struggles with a persistent cold, prompting a humorous yet relatable conversation about COVID-19 variants and symptoms.

• Adam Devine [04:03]: "I've had a cold for like, oh, two weeks now, and it just will not go away."
• Anders Holm [04:18]: "Yeah, dude."

The trio jokes about the naming of COVID variants, likening them to Transformer names, and discuss their experiences with medications and health routines on set.

2. Relationships and Roommate Dynamics

A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Adam's experience as the lead actor, dealing with on-set health issues, and the complexities of roommate relationships.

• Adam Devine [05:04]: "I've been sick the last two weeks of filming. And they're juicing me."
• Blake Anderson [05:24]: "In the booty, B12."

They delve into humorous anecdotes about taking medications, including a giant medic on set, and the awkwardness of discussing personal grooming mishaps.

3. The Absence of Kyle Newacheck

A heartfelt yet comedic segment addresses the absence of Kyle Newacheck from the episode, blending humor with genuine sentiment.

• Blake Anderson [10:47]: "Hey TII Nation, we're here to tell you about Leesa Mattress..."

The hosts joke about Kyle's sudden departure, speculating on humorous reasons like prior commitments with Satan, and express their miss for his presence.

• Adam Devine [30:37]: "Kyle betrayed me but then he betrayed us."
• Anders Holm [31:05]: "We really take a run to our shadows because that will get him back quicker."

4. Fashion and Personal Style

The conversation shifts to personal style choices, with Blake expressing a desire to incorporate belly chains and other bold fashion statements into his wardrobe, leading to a playful debate on the appropriateness and perception of such styles.

• Anders Holm [57:30]: "If you do, then able to pee without being judged."
• Blake Anderson [58:26]: "They just say your leg up watches."

This segues into humorous discussions about low-rise jeans, belly chains, and the evolution of men's fashion, interspersed with jokes about eyeliner and other grooming habits.

5. Parenting and Social Dynamics

The hosts share their experiences and challenges with parenting, particularly focusing on the social aspects of parents interacting at their children's sports events.

• Blake Anderson [47:07]: "I have kids watching soccer..."
• Anders Holm [48:19]: "Like, yeah, they can."

They humorously critique the superficiality of parent interactions at events like soccer games, comparing it to over-the-top fictional scenarios.

6. Nostalgia and Personal Stories

Throughout the episode, the hosts reminisce about their early days, sharing stories from their improv classes, early podcast episodes, and personal growth.

• Adam Devine [87:28]: "I was trying to talk about it about something, and I said beaucake."
• Blake Anderson [87:38]: "You had to give up, you had to give that."

These anecdotes offer a glimpse into their journey from beginners to established podcasters, highlighting their camaraderie and shared humor.

7. Technology and Modern Challenges

The conversation touches on modern technological challenges, including concerns about wireless bills and the impact of supply chain issues on everyday life.

• Blake Anderson [116:02]: "So, like, if you want a brand new car..."
• Anders Holm [116:05]: "What's the deal?"

They humorously navigate the frustrations of high-demand markets and technological dependencies, blending this with their signature irreverent humor.

8. Pop Culture References and Humor

The hosts weave in numerous pop culture references, from classic movies like "Titanic" and "Ninja Turtles" to modern takes on Ghostbusters, all delivered with their unique comedic flair.

• Blake Anderson [135:15]: "He had to go, he's gone forever..."
• Adam Devine [138:57]: "Play a little bit of that."

These references serve both as comedic interludes and as a means to connect with their audience through shared cultural touchpoints.

9. Concluding Remarks and Final Jokes

As the episode winds down, the hosts engage in a flurry of quick-fire jokes and playful banter, maintaining their comedic momentum until the very end.

• Adam Devine [144:00]: "What?"
• Anders Holm [145:30]: "This is important."

Their relentless humor ensures that the episode ends on a high note, leaving listeners entertained and eagerly anticipating future episodes.

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Notable Quotes:

• Adam Devine [04:03]: "I've had a cold for like, oh, two weeks now, and it just will not go away."
• Anders Holm [57:30]: "If you do, then able to pee without being judged."
• Blake Anderson [87:28]: "I was trying to talk about it about something, and I said beaucake."
• Blake Anderson [116:02]: "So, like, if you want a brand new car..."
• Adam Devine [144:00]: "What?"

Conclusion:

In "The Elephants Not In The Room: Best Of Eps 61-65," Adam Devine, Anders Holm, and Blake Anderson deliver a dynamic and entertaining discussion that blends personal anecdotes, humorous takes on serious topics, and a wealth of pop culture references. Their chemistry shines through as they navigate topics ranging from health and relationships to fashion and technology, all while maintaining a lighthearted and comedic tone. The episode not only offers laughs but also provides listeners with a deeper understanding of the hosts' personalities and their unique approach to podcasting.

Transcript

[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

I've had. I've had a cold for like, oh, two weeks now, and it just will not go away. And every day that it doesn't go away, I check to. I just look at the COVID symptom again and I'm like, right, can you get Covid one month after having Covid? That's a pretty.

[Blake Anderson]

You could.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You've got that. What is it? Omnichrome. You got that fucking. What is it called?

[Adam Devine]

That new, New. Yeah, yeah, that new, new.

[Blake Anderson]

That South African.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, what is it called? It sounds like a Transformer name.

[Adam Devine]

Well, they all sound cool as hell. Optimus Chrome Coronavirus.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's the thing. We got to name them, like, stupider stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, name it. So you don't want to get it.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Kids are out here trying to get them now because it's the cool thing to do. Which one you got?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're like, motherfucker, I got Delta variant.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Omnicron. That shit sounds like straight up, like a bad guy. Transformer.

[Adam Devine]

Omnicron.

[Anders Holm]

I love it.

[Adam Devine]

But yeah, luckily it doesn't seem like I have Covid, so.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, good.

[Adam Devine]

But I can't shake this goddamn cold, man.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're. You're home right now. You're not filming. Because I feel like that's what happens as soon as you got a little break from filming.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I've been sick the last two weeks of filming. And they're. They're, you know, because I'm, I'm the lead of the movie, so they're juicing me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. B12.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like Michael Jackson where they're just like, I'm literally taking shots every day. Shots in my butt cheek.

[Blake Anderson]

B12.

[Adam Devine]

In the booty, B12. But then also, like this new. It's basically like a Z pack that I take in my butt cheek and. And then Are like our giant medic is the guy that does it. So it like, feels like we're doing like drugs or something because it's weird cuz I have to take it in my ass cheek. But we do it on set, so it's always like us ducking off into a corner and he whips out a needle and just injects my butt cheek. Hold up.

[Blake Anderson]

Does anyone else know about this or.

[Anders Holm]

Is it just a guy?

[Blake Anderson]

It sounds like a guy's like, yeah, I'm the medic. Come over here.

[Anders Holm]

Is he cleared? Is this guy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

It might not feel like a mele. It might not feel like it's actually in your asshole.

[Adam Devine]

He's like. He's a nurse, but he's hilarious. He's six, five, like 350.

[Blake Anderson]

That's so funny.

[Adam Devine]

He's like a house of a man, so it doesn't seem like. I've never seen a nurse this large.

[Anders Holm]

That's a huge nurse.

[Adam Devine]

That's one huge nurse.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, you're telling me how you got a bush that just don't quit, huh?

[Anders Holm]

No.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. So what's up with your pubes?

[Blake Anderson]

There's your title for the podcast. What's up with your pubes? Oh, here we go. All right.

[Adam Devine]

We're censored. Yeah, it's a wispy wispy joint.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Wispy, wispy. J's.

[Blake Anderson]

Kind of not happy we asked.

[Adam Devine]

I accidentally. I shaved all my pubes off. I look like a little boy down there.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you say accidentally?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was a. I was buzzing the chest and I was like. They were getting a little unruly, so I was gonna. I was just doing a little trimaroo down there, you know, like, and I didn't. I forgot to adjust it back. And so I just took out a chunk and down to like, basically nothing. And I'm like, yeah, well, fuck everything.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, perfect.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I like it like that, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, fuck everything. I bet you are fucking everybody.

[Anders Holm]

So.

[Adam Devine]

So I look. I look ready for Italy. Like a little boy with just. With the same size dick as I had as a child.

[Anders Holm]

Nice, bro.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, dude. Yeah, it's pretty tight, you know?

[Blake Anderson]

Funny how that works.

[Adam Devine]

Are you guys fucking with the metaverse?

[Anders Holm]

We're fucking each other. How'd you find out?

[Adam Devine]

Are you guys fucking each other?

[Blake Anderson]

Should we tell them? Blake, should we tell them?

[Anders Holm]

Let's go.

[Adam Devine]

You want to see it?

[Anders Holm]

Let's keep that on the low, bro. The metaverse. No, not at all. Zero percent. I refuse.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, bullshit, dude. You're going to Be such an early adapter.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

No, man.

[Adam Devine]

Why?

[Anders Holm]

Because I'm trying to live on this planet, in real life, on this earth, while it's still here.

[Blake Anderson]

And is it early adopter, by the way, before we move forward? Is it early adopter?

[Adam Devine]

I adapt early.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't even know if that's called adapting or if it's just. Yeah, yeah, all right.

[Adam Devine]

I do an early adapt.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, let's keep this thing moving down the pipe. Let's keep this thing moving down the pipe.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Anders Holm]

Let's keep this thing moving, man.

[Adam Devine]

Little word of warning. I'm second. No, I'm two and a half cans deep.

[Blake Anderson]

He's a can man.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like 15 milligrams. And I smoked weed right before this, so this might be one of them podcasts that the last 20 minutes. I just am a giggle hog.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Smoke weed every day.

[Anders Holm]

We love it, bro. We support that lifestyle. Stay high.

[Blake Anderson]

I love when you laugh at me.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you got to stay high in today's day and age, dude.

[Adam Devine]

You have to.

[Anders Holm]

Unless you're in the metaverse where everything's nice.

[Adam Devine]

Can you guys tell I'm wearing eyeliner?

[Blake Anderson]

Now that you mention it a little bit.

[Adam Devine]

Can you?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, actually very much so.

[Blake Anderson]

You look like. Like a girl at a wedding who, like, cried and is now just hammered on the dance floor.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Who's just over just by the cocktail shrimp. Just slamming some. Slurping down some shrimp.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, That's a hard target, baby.

[Adam Devine]

You look good. Hard going for her third. Third slice cake, I guess.

[Anders Holm]

Easy target.

[Adam Devine]

I say hard target for work right now. It's the last week shooting the Outlaws and. Okay, I go undercover to rob a bank. Spoiler and kind of. Not really. And it'll be in the trailer. And so I'm like, I have eyeliner and shit on for it. It's so fucking hard to get eyeliner off, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

What do you mean you have eyeliner for it? Like, is there a specific disguise?

[Adam Devine]

It is a specific disguise. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that a spoiler?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, don't spoil that. I know what it is, though. Ye.

[Adam Devine]

It's a good. It's a good disguise, Donkey, but it's a good disguise.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that a line from the Shrek movie?

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. Could be.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know. There's no way.

[Blake Anderson]

Why'd you say donkey? You just did it because you're Adam Devine. You'll sometimes. You'll say stuff, sometimes say words, and.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe it has something to do with what I'M dressed as.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey. And that's why I'm here.

[Adam Devine]

No, but. So they had they eyeliner me up and they. It's impossible to get off, and then I look insane for. For the rest of the night, like, don't you.

[Anders Holm]

You. Wait, you. You say insane, but you look beautiful. But go ahead, go.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you, Blake. Thank you for saying.

[Blake Anderson]

You look.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah, your eyes are popping. You look.

[Adam Devine]

I know. Yeah, it looks. I. Looks like I got a bad case of the smokey eye. Remember how the smokey eye was, like, a thing for a minute, girls would get that. But then you could it up, and it just kind of looked like you've been crying and that's what it looked like.

[Blake Anderson]

Right? Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Super hot, Avril. Loving.

[Blake Anderson]

To be honest. I'm captivated, though. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you. Thank you. I'm throwing out some sultry vibes.

[Anders Holm]

Absolute. Do we address the elephant not in the room, or do we just kind of, like, act like everything's normal here?

[Adam Devine]

Bully.

[Anders Holm]

Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that a shot at my guy?

[Anders Holm]

It wasn't a shot. It's the same.

[Blake Anderson]

You called him an elephant.

[Adam Devine]

It's a saying. It was a fun. I get it. It's a fun joke, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Guys, Kyle is not with us this week.

[Adam Devine]

He died. He's not with me.

[Anders Holm]

Chunked. He chunked out of existence.

[Blake Anderson]

He had a prior commitment with Satan.

[Adam Devine]

Satan.

[Blake Anderson]

He couldn't make it. And we were like, what do we do? Do we just deprive the public of the community? Yeah, the community. Thank you.

[Anders Holm]

Well, if we could. I mean, really, we couldn't miss today because it's basically our Super Bowl. Guys, you know what just happened, right?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, God, please tell us.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. Wait, hang on. Adam, do you have any idea what he's talking about?

[Adam Devine]

Exactly. I know you know, and I want Blake to explain in detail.

[Anders Holm]

Guys, they named the sexiest man alive. Let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Great ass.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude.

[Adam Devine]

Is that. What? Did you. Did you walk down a little. Yeah. Did you walk down a little path where you were like, it. I'm gonna. It's gonna be all let's gos. Yeah, you're gonna do, like, you're like, 15 because you. Stop that.

[Anders Holm]

Let's go, let's go.

[Adam Devine]

How many do you got? Hit us with it. How many?

[Anders Holm]

I mean, I only have four at the time, but I think.

[Adam Devine]

Hit us with them.

[Anders Holm]

I gave you all of them. Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Leave my friend alone. Dude, he's got four.

[Adam Devine]

I'm not. I'm just saying. Yeah, it's. It's. It's a great. I could see where you were going with it, and I was excited, aggressive.

[Anders Holm]

Well, this one is pivotal. That's the one from the Hertz Rent a car. Do we get into it, Go, oh, should we.

[Adam Devine]

Should we get all of my least favorite things on planet Earth? And that's not hyper disappointed. That's the real deal. Tom Brady. That guy bugs me so fucking much.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Why do you hate greatness, bro?

[Adam Devine]

I don't hate him. I don't hate the guy. I don't know the guy. I'm sure he's super cool.

[Blake Anderson]

The word was bugs.

[Adam Devine]

Eat bugs, man. Eat bugs. Yeah. First of all, I hate people screaming, let's go. That bugs me. Do I'm bugged.

[Anders Holm]

Well, you're losing. You're losing, brother, because that ain't going anywhere.

[Adam Devine]

I understand. No, the thing is, it will go. It'll go.

[Blake Anderson]

You live in a nightmare.

[Adam Devine]

I live in a nightmare.

[Anders Holm]

That's life. I liked your pitch, dude. I think you need to have a PSA where it's. Let's stop. Let's go. Because it's gone too far.

[Adam Devine]

It's too far, dude. And then now. So the dirt. Explain it.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, I was just gonna say I'm with Blake, where we got to get you guys out there listening to blast that. Hashtag, let's stop, let's go. Hashtag, let's stop, let's go.

[Anders Holm]

We need to do a black and white PSA with sad, like, piano playing in the background. And we need to put it together. We need to call up all our celebrity friends.

[Adam Devine]

All of them. The six of them we have. Yeah, the six of them. And three of us are right here.

[Anders Holm]

Eric Andre.

[Blake Anderson]

Eric Griffin.

[Anders Holm]

Eric Griffin.

[Adam Devine]

It's all the areas. Maybe Jillian Bell, Eric Roberts. I met him once.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, man. Yeah, we'll see, man. And. And I think we could maybe finally put a stop to go. Let's stop, let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, what you said now just didn't really work, so I'm glad you circled back to the thing.

[Adam Devine]

We. Yeah, yeah, we circle right back to it. But, yeah, we have to. So anyways, this hurts rental car commercial. Yeah, it blew my. We all started texting. Like, we all saw it within an hour of each other. Yeah, I saw it. And all of a sudden, the text started rolling in from you guys. Like, have you seen this thing? It's Tom Brady. Yeah, the whole thing is him. It's a hurts rental. Car commercial. It's just him saying, let's go, and then other people saying, let's go for the entirety of the commercial.

[Blake Anderson]

And then the commercial says.

[Anders Holm]

Let'S go.

[Adam Devine]

Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I was tandem. And. And how do you feel about rental car companies, dude?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he couldn't have paired with the most evil corporation. Just. I mean, just the jugger. Like, come on, at least go with an underdog if you're gonna go. Right? Let's go. Go with a budget. Go with somebody a scrappy little underdog. You go with Hertz. The Evil Empire. I'm pissed now. I'm TII or die. Other people that were part of our podcast, maybe they weren't.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe they weren't. Maybe they died. Maybe they died.

[Anders Holm]

We're not sure.

[Adam Devine]

There's no.

[Anders Holm]

I have no video evidence of whether some people are dead.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And we don't care. We don't care.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, we don't. I don't care.

[Blake Anderson]

It doesn't affect us.

[Adam Devine]

It doesn't affect us at all.

[Blake Anderson]

Never think about it.

[Adam Devine]

Hurt.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't look at the screen, looking for another window up there with a person in it. I don't.

[Adam Devine]

It is shady that he. That Kyle released.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, get this off your chest.

[Adam Devine]

That he released and notes sort of statement. Screenshot.

[Anders Holm]

Screenshot. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

Is that him or is that his people? We don't know. We don't know. We don't know if he's alive.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. You know, I did see some comments where people are like, we deserve more than a notes screenshot, because that is.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know if the kid.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, people, relax. We deserve more.

[Adam Devine]

No, they do. They do.

[Anders Holm]

Well, that is. It does seem like that is the lowest form of apology in today's society. Correct. Is you. You hit. You put your thoughts out on notes, you screenshot it, and then you send it to all your platforms. It's not very personal.

[Adam Devine]

And then it's, hey, then it's by bitch.

[Blake Anderson]

I will say the guy is busy. This is how busy people do it, right? He's too busy for the pod.

[Anders Holm]

That's life.

[Adam Devine]

No, not by.

[Anders Holm]

I'm saying, though, you get.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you saying he's an asshole or is this a bitch move?

[Anders Holm]

I'm saying my boy might be venturing into asshole territory, and we've.

[Adam Devine]

We've covered it. It's bitch and asshole combined. He's both.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he's.

[Adam Devine]

Well, he's one of the first people to be both.

[Anders Holm]

Wow, that's pretty cool, watching him transform into an asshole. It's like an altered beast.

[Blake Anderson]

Mm.

[Anders Holm]

We did say that as soon as it was just the three of us.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

We said that the pod was gonna really take off. And do you think it's a coincidence that all of a sudden last week everybody's like, you guys were the number one pod I listened to. I think it made the numbers jump.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Anders Holm]

Our Spotify rankings were insane.

[Adam Devine]

Well, yeah, last. And also last week, we were. We were, like, number 15 in the world as. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

So I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

In what? In a category or just period?

[Adam Devine]

No, in period. I think not. Definitely a category.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I didn't get myself. Someone told me once.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Like, what is exactly the definition of sexy? Because. Yes. Paul Rudd. Great guy. Super handsome. Doesn't age a lot, but when I think, like, sexiest man alive, I'm trying to. Like the way I'm thinking, guys that get me, like, you know, flood the basement.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. It used to be more dangerous, right? Sexy has changed.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

The definition of sexy's changed.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I mean, have they given it to Jason Momoa yet or is. He's like, next up. He's next up.

[Anders Holm]

That's what I'm saying. He's got to be.

[Blake Anderson]

He's too dangerous. He's too dangerous.

[Anders Holm]

That's what sexy is, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Too edgy.

[Adam Devine]

You know, he's got. He's a family man. He's doing movies. He's working a lot. He. I think he's. He's like the lovable dangerous. Yeah, he's not like a strung out coke guy or anything.

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry. He's a family. He has kids.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he's got. I'm assuming he's got a whole gang of them.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it. He's a family man. He has kids. Yeah, I'm assuming he has to. I thought he was just married to Lisa Bonet.

[Adam Devine]

Weird, wild stuff, dude. With what? I assume he's packing. He's juiced up a few. Yeah, okay. There's been a few children out there.

[Blake Anderson]

The wording, the word choice.

[Anders Holm]

He's just. The thing about momoa is.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, guys, did I tell you?

[Anders Holm]

He's a family man.

[Blake Anderson]

We're expecting. You juiced her up.

[Anders Holm]

You juiced up your wife.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Good for you. You jamba.

[Adam Devine]

That's how I'm gonna. That's how I'm gonna announce when me and Chloe have kids. I mean, like, guys, guess what, guys?

[Blake Anderson]

Juicer.

[Anders Holm]

Razzle Matash.

[Blake Anderson]

She's been Juice, Jabba Juice, Jamba Juice.

[Anders Holm]

Eric Griffin was in the break Room, like, a day early. His audition was the day after. And, you know, Eric, he was just kind of like, I'm here early, or you do a great impression, Adam. I'm not the best Eric Griffin impersonator, but he basically was like, yo, I'm here a day early, and I fucked up. And I'm like, hey, man, it's cool. Whatever. And I went back to our writers room, and I'm like, I just met Montez. He's basically a Sinbad impersonator. And Adam was like, who is it? I'm like, sinwar. I was like, it's Eric Griffin.

[Adam Devine]

And I remember you came in. You're like, I just met Mont Montez. And I'm like, oh, shit. Who? And you were like, eric Griffin. And I know Eric from doing standup. And I'm like, hard pass. Absolutely not.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam Devine]

I'm gonna say the nay no, because Eric is. I've become really good friends with him.

[Blake Anderson]

Go off.

[Adam Devine]

But Eric is a total asshole, you know?

[Anders Holm]

No, he's super nice.

[Adam Devine]

He's super nice. He's super nice, but when you're coming up in standup, he's a bitch. Was just, like. Like, really mean.

[Anders Holm]

What?

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he was mean. That is not. What are you saying?

[Blake Anderson]

Like, was he, like, checking you kind of thing? Like that kind of comedy guy? Very nice. Like. Like, just trying to, like, push you, just to test you.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, no, he was like. He's like the sage old vet, and he would always really, like, the rookie.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

Well, because he was nervous. He was like, this guy's funnier than me.

[Adam Devine]

You know, it wasn't like. He wasn't mean. You know, he wasn't, like, mean or whatever, but he was like. He was like, I'm the veteran, he's the rookie. Hey, you know, that sort of dynamic. And so when I was like, well, it's my show now. I don't want this guy to come in and treat me like the rookie when I'm the boss. So that was the initial response, but then he crushed his I'm the boss.

[Anders Holm]

So you wanted to exact revenge on him. You wanted to be like, oh, you should have been nicer to me.

[Adam Devine]

Well, and I have for a decade now.

[Anders Holm]

So that is the origin. That's where all the malice comes from.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow. The tables have turned. This guy keeps tabs.

[Adam Devine]

But then he crushed his audition, and he was super funny, and, you know, has become a great buddy of mine, a household name.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Why? Why is stand up like that? Why are people so cutthroat and mean to each other in stand up. And not uplifting at all.

[Blake Anderson]

Because standups are angry loners.

[Adam Devine]

Well, you have to be.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, for the most part, I think, yes. Stand ups are angry loners. And you, you have to be a little bit of a egoman and even, even to want to do it where you're like, what the shit that I'm saying is important enough to go on stage. So there's levels. That shit's important. There's, you know, people that are. Are pretty chill and cool. And then there's Eric Griffin, that fucking asshole.

[Blake Anderson]

Sexiest video of all time.

[Anders Holm]

Sexiest video of all time.

[Blake Anderson]

And like, let's take a moment just.

[Anders Holm]

Right off the top of the dome.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Let me give my instant reaction. Donkey Tony Braxton. Isn't it like, wait, no. That's when she's like judging Deuce coming off the elevator.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude, I remember that. Those guys were handsome.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you're right. That is Blake's favorite. Let's go. Good call, dude. Right off the top of the dome. I remember right off the top of the dove. He thinks of a female video. Sexy men. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

But Tony Braxton was so hot that, that.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait a second.

[Adam Devine]

Off the top of the dome. That was a good one.

[Blake Anderson]

Craz that. That's the first one that came to.

[Adam Devine]

Just off the top of the.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, I loved Tony Braxton so much.

[Adam Devine]

I still sure video to have that be the sexiest video of all time.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Anders Holm]

You said sexy and I envisioned Tony Braxton.

[Blake Anderson]

I know. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I think it was. You're making me high. You're making me.

[Blake Anderson]

You are correct. I remember watching that video and then.

[Anders Holm]

It would be like the elevator doors open and then a fireman would come out and they'd like rate them like a 10.

[Adam Devine]

That's what Blake liked and that's fine.

[Blake Anderson]

Can I say something? Honestly, I love for you regarding that video, I do, I do remember being watching that video and going, you know what? I'm going to watch this all the way through because, like, it's not a big deal. I'm not like homophobic. Yet these guys are out here, they're taking their clothes off.

[Anders Holm]

So they're hot.

[Blake Anderson]

Women take their clothes off in videos all the time. I can sit through this. I can enjoy it.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

That was progressive of you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I didn't. It wasn't my favorite, sexiest video.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I don't know if Top of the dome, that would be the first one I rattle off. Sorry. Yeah. I feel like mine was Ricky Martin where he had his shirt off under.

[Blake Anderson]

That waterfall via loco.

[Anders Holm]

Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, or that LL cool J where he's also under a waterfall with his shirt off. Just off the top of the dome. If I'm just spitting off the top of the. No, it has to be like, Shakira. She wolf, right?

[Blake Anderson]

That's pretty good.

[Adam Devine]

Remember that video? Pretty good where she is. She's just, like, wearing, like, butt ass naked. She's wearing, like, flesh colored.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Thong. And you're like, is she. Wait, is she. She could be.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, Shakir.

[Blake Anderson]

Can I with you guys here, though?

[Anders Holm]

Hold on. Let me go for it.

[Blake Anderson]

Aerosmith.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, God. Aerosmith from the seventies.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, come on.

[Blake Anderson]

Hang on.

[Adam Devine]

Come on.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Crazy.

[Anders Holm]

Crazy.

[Blake Anderson]

With his daughter and Alicia silverstone together, and they go to, like, a strip club and, like, dance. And for Blake, there's that farmer guy who takes his shirt off, and there's the gas station guy who might as well have been you.

[Anders Holm]

And who?

[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

I guess we should because they're probably like, wait, what's different about the community's.

[Adam Devine]

Probably a buzz right now.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, let's go.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like the community's a buzz. Arugaloids are probably going to throw their salads away when they hear the news spinning.

[Blake Anderson]

You're never going to believe it. Actually, you're probably going to believe it.

[Adam Devine]

You're going to believe it. Freaking see ya. Kyle quit the band. He's out. He said Kyle betrayed me.

[Blake Anderson]

Go off, please.

[Adam Devine]

Play a little bit of that.

[Blake Anderson]

You gotta more. He's got some more.

[Adam Devine]

I'm outta here.

[Blake Anderson]

Yep.

[Anders Holm]

I'm sorry, guys.

[Adam Devine]

Freaking see ya.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah big. Your king Arugaloid has left the building for. He's betrayed you for the time being. I guess what his people told us, we were contacted by his people, was.

[Blake Anderson]

That he was busy and you know, he's busy. That's fine.

[Anders Holm]

He is busy.

[Blake Anderson]

He's busy and he told us. His people didn't tell us. You know, when you work in this business of shows, sometimes there's a lot of pressure coming at you from all these big corporations taking over all this. And you know, sometimes it weighs heavy on the shoulders and you gotta do what you gotta do and he's doing that.

[Anders Holm]

It's a bagel.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And are we afraid now that the like, you know, I don't want to say dead weight, but the weight that has been cut. Are we afraid the podcast is going to be too good now it's going to soar. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Get a potty.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

I'm a little afraid. Just like we found a real nice pocket with Kyle with the four of us of just sort of middling, you know, just kind of, you know, just sort of not. Not doing too great with the podcast. Yeah. And now I'm afraid we're gonna. Now we're gonna have to compete with the Rogans of the world.

[Anders Holm]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

We'll be right up there, you know, with the. The other shows that are big. I'm sure there's other big podcasts. I just don't listen.

[Blake Anderson]

There's gotta be other big ones.

[Adam Devine]

Ones. There has to be other big podcasts.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Probably about murder. People love murder podcasts.

[Anders Holm]

Probably about murder. I feel like always Sunny just threw their name in the hat.

[Adam Devine]

It's like, first of all, sipping our tea, chugging our Kool Aid.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. We were the first to do a podcast ever.

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

And now it's. Our podcast is going to be too good.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

It's going to be a runaway freight train, and I'm. I'm nervous for that, so. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Should we rename it maybe two. Two Assholes and a Bitch?

[Blake Anderson]

I like that.

[Adam Devine]

I like that.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my God.

[Adam Devine]

I remember. I went. I. I paid. It was like they were super expensive. They're like 600 bucks or something. And I had to ask my mom like, yo, I can't cover this. And she's a sweetheart. And she gave me the money to. Or half the money or whatever, probably all the money. Money to go get them. And they were atrocious. The guy made me do five looks. Remember this? Durst like that he would make.

[Blake Anderson]

I hated these people. I'm a blow.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, they're the worst.

[Blake Anderson]

What Was their name? 600 bucks Michelle or some shit.

[Adam Devine]

I have no idea who I went to it, but he made me wear a, like, tank top. A wife beater is what they used to call them.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, right.

[Adam Devine]

And I had a whole. I held on to a chain link fence and then looked over my shoulder like this.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yep. You know why?

[Adam Devine]

Great ass.

[Anders Holm]

The ass, man. They wanted to ass.

[Blake Anderson]

There it is.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, you think they saw that ass and were like, this is what's going to get him fired from some Domino's commercials.

[Anders Holm]

They were for sure you were going to be in porno, but yeah, I digress.

[Adam Devine]

All right.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, here's the reveal.

[Blake Anderson]

I was just cleaning up my office, throwing some stuff away the other day. Came across like the last 10 of these. Are we fucking with this guy?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, my God. He doesn't age. Not smiling.

[Anders Holm]

Not smiling at all.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, you don't. You don't smile in a theatrical.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like you. That's the perfect guy to be, like, in like a ncis, like Special Victims. And you are the rapist. Like, I. That I would cast that guy.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, sure. You're. Yeah. Like, you think it's somebody else and then. But in the back of your mind, you're like, it's probably that dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah. He's like. You're like the. You're like the athlete that everyone is like, oh, man, he's the best. He's the star athlete in high school.

[Blake Anderson]

He's in the early part of the episode, he's like, I drove her home, she was fine, and then I left. I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

She was a real great girl. Yeah. And then. And then all of a sudden the turn is. It's. It was you all along, right? Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And then I went straight to hockey practice. And then, yeah, I was. I'm.

[Adam Devine]

Why didn't you get hired for shit like that? That sucks, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. What?

[Blake Anderson]

The truth be told, I think like you just said, I got 500 of these made, right?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And it cost $1,000. And I was like.

[Adam Devine]

And then, yeah, it was so fucking expensive.

[Blake Anderson]

Whoever sent them out, they like, sent them all out. And then they were like, and then we'll need more. And I go, no, no, sir.

[Adam Devine]

I don't. Like, it was such a racket, dude. As soon as they were like, ah, you don't need. Headshots are kind of a. You just. We. We could just email photos of you. Yeah, I mean, I was like, thank God.

[Anders Holm]

I was just remembering. Did you guys ever do, like, odd jobs like you were talking about, Taylor, like, driving up and for 500 bucks, which sounds like a freaking dream gig back then. Did you have to do like. I remember TaskRabbit. Did you ever get to the point where you were just picking up weird ass side jobs like that? Like, I remember going to somebody's garage and, like, building a shelf.

[Blake Anderson]

You were a taskrabbit.

[Adam Devine]

You were Task Rabbit.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, Yeah, I did a task rabbit.

[Blake Anderson]

As, like, an experiment?

[Anders Holm]

No, as I needed to pay rent.

[Blake Anderson]

Can you imagine? You need to get some furniture built and Blake shows up. Sorry I'm late. It took me four hours to find your place.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, I drove the wrong way down the freeway.

[Blake Anderson]

I didn't bring tools. Did I need some.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, yeah, my bad. I thought I could just screw the shit in by hand. That's all cool. No, all it really was. I remember just like building people's IKEA furniture.

[Blake Anderson]

How did you find them before TaskRabbit?

[Adam Devine]

Wait, I don't. How did I not know this about you? I mean, I was living with you at the time that you were doing this, Correct? Sneaky.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

You're making this sneaky.

[Blake Anderson]

But you were an angry loner, Adam.

[Adam Devine]

I was busy being an angry loner.

[Anders Holm]

You didn't give me the time of day, man. You don't remember how. How, how poorly you treated me? Just didn't even look in my direction. Never asked me how I was doing.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. How do you think all that furniture in your apartment got built, man?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, man. No, tax rabbited me.

[Adam Devine]

That's the exact opposite. When we were roommates, I wanted to hang out with Blake all the time, and he just wanted to. To count his change sitting cross legged on his bedroom floor. That's all he wanted to do.

[Anders Holm]

I did. I definitely did.

[Adam Devine]

I'd come into his room, he was always counting his. Yeah, he was always like counting his like, like pennies and nickels.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, you know, I had like a. I had like a little. What do you call a coin jar or whatever. Remember when you would get the. The sparklets, like water jug, and try to fill it with change?

[Blake Anderson]

We talking coin star action here. We back.

[Anders Holm]

That's the thing. You didn't use coin star. Coinstar takes a cut, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, that's. I was like, just take it to Coinsar. They'll. They'll count it for you.

[Anders Holm]

Hell no.

[Adam Devine]

And I'm also like, even the bank will count it for you, right?

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no, no, no. You buy sleeves, you count them out in stacks. Fill the sleeves. Time is, I'm not about to give coin star what they take.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, the bank does it for free.

[Adam Devine]

You just go to the bank.

[Anders Holm]

Nah, not. Not a big ass sparklets jug. They're not gonna count my whole sparklets jug.

[Blake Anderson]

They pour it into a thing.

[Adam Devine]

They just put it into a machine. They pour it into a thing. It's not like some poor woman has to sit back there and count penny by penny like you do on your bedroom floor.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Hey. Also, I didn't have much to do. It was between task rabbits.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake's very tactile. He's a tactile person. He likes the smell of the coins on his fingers.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

So when you say that about me, I'm not giving you the time of day. I would always come in, I'd be like, hey, let's go do something. I mean, we even dated roommates.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Yes, I know. I couldn't shake you, so I wanted.

[Adam Devine]

So, like, when we would. I. And the only reason I dated that girl was to get closer to you, right?

[Anders Holm]

W.

[Blake Anderson]

Stop. Perfect.

[Adam Devine]

Zip it. I just want to be closer to you, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

You're not that guy, pal.

[Adam Devine]

Trust me, dude, I never got sick of Blake. Blake immediately was like. I'd be. He. He'd go like, hey, are you going over to their house tonight? And I'm like, yeah, yeah, you. And he's like, then, no. Then, no.

[Anders Holm]

I gotta kill my coins.

[Adam Devine]

I'm just gonna sit here. Ah, fuck.

[Anders Holm]

He's carpooling to our girlfriend's house.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, you save on gas. Smart. You guys have always been ahead of the curve. Always been sneaky, dude.

[Adam Devine]

So. TaskRabbit. So I. I did not know. I thought TaskRabbit came after we had done the show.

[Blake Anderson]

It did. Blake was doing Craigslist or something.

[Anders Holm]

It must have been Craigslist. Then I would, like, go down the thing, and it would say, we'll pay you.

[Adam Devine]

I could also see Blake. We did season one of Workaholics, and Blake being like, well, I'm gonna pick up a few TaskRabbits, right?

[Anders Holm]

The jobs were usually easy, and you get a good story out of them, It'd be kind of sick to re enter.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, what's one story?

[Adam Devine]

Name one idiot.

[Blake Anderson]

I got plenty of real things that'll just have you rolling on the floor.

[Anders Holm]

It's a bagel.

[Adam Devine]

Name one good story that came out of this.

[Blake Anderson]

There's plenty.

[Anders Holm]

I was in this garage, and I, like, put this bookshelf together, and the girl turned out to be just this girl. It was cool, man.

[Blake Anderson]

She's like, do you want water? And I was like.

[Anders Holm]

I was like, wait, is there, like, something in the water or something? I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

And there wasn't.

[Adam Devine]

And there wasn't. It was just water.

[Blake Anderson]

So I went water. Three hours and twenty dollars later.

[Adam Devine]

No, I never did. Well, I. I mean, when we first got to la, I remember me and our old podcast member.

[Blake Anderson]

I can't remember his name.

[Adam Devine]

I can't remember his name. Freaking see ya. Freaking see ya. Kyle betrayed me. Then he lied, tried to hide.

[Blake Anderson]

We.

[Adam Devine]

We did, like, in the middle of the night. It was illegal what we were doing. Usually we would go and. And break into people's homes and.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

We were cat burglars, essentially.

[Adam Devine]

We would break into people's homes or. And sleeping to take their shit.

[Blake Anderson]

We'd steal Necklaces.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we were necklace thieves and then jerk off.

[Adam Devine]

He was a huge Louis CK fan, our old podcast member.

[Blake Anderson]

Goodbye.

[Adam Devine]

So now that Kyle quit, do he always called him a. But Kyle betrayed me. Is quitting a move, or is that an asshole move leaving us?

[Blake Anderson]

Was this a move?

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I. You know, now that's a great debate right there. Speaking of Dave King's podcast.

[Blake Anderson]

But check it out.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I don't know. To some of us, I feel like, yeah, it could be taken as a bitch move, and some can kind of feel like an asshole. I guess it depends if you're an asshole or a bitch yourself. You might, since you guys are assholes. You're kind of in the alpha side of things. You might be like, oh, that's a freaking bitch move. Because you guys, you know, you're. You're just so strong and intimidating.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's us.

[Anders Holm]

And, you know, it's just like you kicked someone off the island, but for someone over here who's just a little bitch in the corner, I'm like, oh, gosh, man, that feels like a real asshole to abandon me to these. These wolves of friends that I have because I'm. I'm scared.

[Adam Devine]

Friend wolves.

[Blake Anderson]

If he does another podcast, that's asshole.

[Anders Holm]

Okay?

[Blake Anderson]

If.

[Adam Devine]

I don't think he started another podcast. If I had to. If I was a betting man, and.

[Anders Holm]

I am, I wish I tune in.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. I don't know. Maybe he would do something else in a different vein than just, you know, talking with your best friends.

[Adam Devine]

Right. It would be a different. It'd be ping pong and podcasting together while growing vegetables.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, see, you don't listen. It's pickleball. Okay, Adam, you don't listen, and maybe that's why Kyle is gone.

[Adam Devine]

All right, Sorry. He got into pickleball like the rest of the world.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, I still want to play. I think it sounds pretty fun.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it does.

[Anders Holm]

We only have, like, five or ten more years left of, like, a lot of the animals on Earth and, like, coral and, like, so let's just go out and see it while it's still here, because it's all going to be gone very soon.

[Adam Devine]

Blake, you're on the Internet all the time.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, it's my.

[Adam Devine]

Don't get on your high horse and pretend like you're not always on the Internet.

[Blake Anderson]

You're the only one of us that knows how to Photoshop, so you're like.

[Adam Devine]

You're one of my more plugged in guys when it Comes to the world of the Internet. Well, I bet you have more than three. I only go to three websites.

[Anders Holm]

What are.

[Adam Devine]

It's. It's pornhub, Gmail and the. And then the other one's debatable.

[Blake Anderson]

You porn and it's pornhub, Gmail. The other one's you porn.

[Adam Devine]

The other one. I mean, it's. It's. It's like maybe a deadline Hollywood to find out stuff about, like, I don't know, your adversaries.

[Blake Anderson]

Goodbye.

[Adam Devine]

Of my adversaries.

[Anders Holm]

You go to. Wait, what were the three Gmail? Pornhub.

[Adam Devine]

Gmail. Pornhub.

[Blake Anderson]

You porn.

[Adam Devine]

And I don't go to you porn. I'm pretty pornhub loyal.

[Blake Anderson]

You know what's crazy? Go to you porn. Every once in a while, it's got a different vibe. The videos have a different kind of thing that might catch you off, off guard. I go there probably once a month is just check it out and go, whoa, things up.

[Adam Devine]

It's a different interface space.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a little shittier. It's a little kind of grimier. If you're, like, looking for a less polished thing every once in a while.

[Anders Holm]

This is you porn. You know what I don't like about that, though, is if somebody is using any of your devices and they put, you know, Y into the search bar looking for YouTube and you go to you porn more than YouTube, that's gonna be the first thing that pops up.

[Blake Anderson]

Sorry, you don't. You don't use the, like.

[Adam Devine]

So you have to have a special computer. As a dad, you have to have a special computer.

[Anders Holm]

Computer, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

With that. With that. It's like you put, like, black tape on it or something. You're like, that's just daddy's computer.

[Blake Anderson]

Leave it alone.

[Anders Holm]

Leave it alone.

[Adam Devine]

Don't touch the one with the giant X on it.

[Anders Holm]

Drop it.

[Adam Devine]

I guess any sticker would work.

[Blake Anderson]

Remember the Austrian guy who had, like, the 18 doors down to the dungeon where he kept his, like, kids or whatever?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, the one that looked exactly like you as an old man.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly. That's where I could buy. That's where I keep the. The porno computer. Just behind 18 doors.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I have a. I have a little hidden department compartment right behind my.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you said department.

[Anders Holm]

My tile. I have a whole department store of.

[Blake Anderson]

400 of just underwear on racks that you, like, squeeze when you jizz.

[Anders Holm]

It's like a Macy's. Cartoons were hot.

[Adam Devine]

No, I never wanted to cartoons, unlike.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, right. Are you kidding me?

[Anders Holm]

I did. Yes. I never wanted to rabbit Jessica Rabbit. What's Bug? Okay, what about the bunny from Space Jam?

[Adam Devine]

Jasmine from Aladdin.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Pocahontas. Those are my one two punches. And then Jessica Rabbit was okay, but hey, too much going on.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't say punch. About two web. You're like, those are my punches. My one two punches are these two women.

[Anders Holm]

You know what I mean?

[Adam Devine]

You know what I get what I'm trying to say.

[Blake Anderson]

I know what you get. You get angry. You get physical. I never saw Pocahontas. Was that a good movie?

[Adam Devine]

I don't remember it being good. I remember her being. I remember her being like, okay, the song.

[Blake Anderson]

The song's very heavy.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it's. Have you ever heard the wolf cry?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Have you ever painted with the colors of the wind?

[Blake Anderson]

Who wrote that?

[Adam Devine]

Imagine. Imagine if you could.

[Anders Holm]

Bill Collins.

[Blake Anderson]

Probably always.

[Anders Holm]

He was all up in it. And then they had the other one that was like, savage is. Savage is barely even human.

[Blake Anderson]

And that's the one that really stuck with you.

[Anders Holm]

It's problematic.

[Adam Devine]

Dude.

[Anders Holm]

There was, like, four songs in the movie. There weren't that many.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

It was. It was weak.

[Blake Anderson]

You're yelling at me.

[Adam Devine]

So you just watched this because. Because what? You have a daughter, so you're always just like, throwing on the old school, like.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

No, I mean, like, no, this is gonna lean into it. I don't.

[Anders Holm]

There's no bet uncut anymore. So, like, late at night, I just walk down memory road. I'm just like, what's up with those Disney movies? Were they good? Everybody's asleep. Daddy's gonna go watch his Disney movies.

[Blake Anderson]

Some of them hold up. Beauty and the Beast holds the fuck up.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. That shit is fucking rocks. Hold up.

[Blake Anderson]

The Little Mermaid. Music is strong.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Sebastian carries that movie. If we're being honest.

[Adam Devine]

What's up with you and your weekend?

[Blake Anderson]

A lot of soccer for kids.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, baby.

[Adam Devine]

What is that like? Durs. Do you like any of the other dance? What's. What's it like?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm so drunk. I have no idea.

[Anders Holm]

Do you like the other fathers?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Because you got. You have to, like, befriend these other. These families. Right. These other friends of people.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like my parents put, like, my. My mom liked everybody but my. I feel like my dad just went through, like, 18 years of putting up with people.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And being like, yeah, it's fine. And then as soon as I graduated high school, he was no longer friends with any of them, and he got a completely new group of friends.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

He was like, yeah, I'm out later. Fuck it.

[Blake Anderson]

They're fine. They're okay. They're cool. Everybody, you know, you're just there to make sure the kids are having a good time.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. All right. Coded language.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. No, that is weird, though. That's like the whole thing about the process is like, the process. Of course you want your kids to have friends, but when. When you're an adult, it's being friends with the other parents and it's like, right? People are fucking weird, dude. People are weird.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, we have their own little things. And by the way, you don't want to, like, get too close because then next season, your kids are on different teams and you're like, like, how you been, dude?

[Anders Holm]

Competition. Straight up. Mighty Ducks.

[Adam Devine]

And then. And then your kids are like, but why? Where's. Where's Wolf?

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

Jason Momoa's kid.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Where's Nakoa, Wolf?

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[Adam Devine]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

You got a couple coming for the.

[Anders Holm]

Of the crew and if I become the punching bag I'm out of here. That's an event. How about the event is that I can't take it anymore and you blow your freaking brains.

[Adam Devine]

Well, first of all, you said punching bag. You said punching. I'm pissed now.

[Blake Anderson]

Is that how you talk? You shut up. Yeah, hide. Hide behind your sound.

[Adam Devine]

No, I don't. I do not think that we would continue if one of us were to perish. I. I think perishing, we might do one final wrap up. Sort of give the. The. The guy. The guy who died his flowers, you know?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I would. I would. Would think that that would be one of the saddest. Like, just. You guys would be crying the whole time, right?

[Adam Devine]

No, no, no. We would make it fun. We would make it fun.

[Blake Anderson]

Why don't you cry like the. The whitest kids, you know? Those guys were.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, yes.

[Blake Anderson]

That was so good. Talking about their homie who passed away. They went on.

[Anders Holm]

Trevor Moore, rip. Your flowers delivered Trevor Moore.

[Adam Devine]

All right.

[Blake Anderson]

They went online to kind of tell everybody what exactly happened because it was shrouded in mystery.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, it was.

[Adam Devine]

What happened? I didn't know. I'm not privy.

[Anders Holm]

I think what. Finally. I mean, it was just a terrible. It was an accident.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me. Because.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, you. You go ahead.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me just say.

[Anders Holm]

Can I finish?

[Blake Anderson]

The guy with the soundboard doesn't finish. Okay. So they all got on to announce it, and then they basically said he died sucking his own dick and, like, drowning in his own cum. And they played it so straight and it was so, so funny.

[Adam Devine]

That is the best.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, that's how you would want it.

[Adam Devine]

That's right.

[Blake Anderson]

If you guys didn't do that for me, I'd be.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah. No, I mean, that is how maybe you would want. But I don't. If my parents, they listen to the pod and that's how you guys put me out. I don't know if they'd be like, yeah, man, they fucking gave Blake a really great send off. Remember when they said he, like, died?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, but, like, parents would get it. They'd be like, oh, like, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Like, are your parents cool, though? Or are they bitches?

[Anders Holm]

Because I'm raised by wolves. Like, if I could rock girl style with, like, out getting in trouble or, like, being judged by my fucking peers, no one's gonna. Like, those no butt pocket jeans were kind of fire, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Let me tell you something. Go throw them on now and you'll get, like, PR about it.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, right?

[Blake Anderson]

No, people will say, like, you're brave.

[Anders Holm]

You know, I feel like that's when the. It was kind of like a low rise gene. It was dope, dude. That shit was.

[Blake Anderson]

But also, they have purses like, where are you putting your wallet in your phone?

[Anders Holm]

Truly.

[Adam Devine]

Do you remember how low the low rise was?

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, for men or women?

[Adam Devine]

I mean, I don't remember it really being a man thing.

[Blake Anderson]

It was a man thing, was it? Oh, yeah. But the women's were crazy. The zipper was this.

[Adam Devine]

I don't remember that. You were more into the designer jean thing than I was.

[Anders Holm]

No, that was like, if you were in, like the Black Crows or something, then you could do the low rise. But other than that, nobody was rocking Lily her dog. Come on, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't remember it being a, A guy thing.

[Blake Anderson]

It was.

[Adam Devine]

I, I, I remember just Christina Aguilera is like, literally, her top was hanging out of her.

[Blake Anderson]

Unreal. You saw top puss out of her many. The top one was hanging out the top.

[Adam Devine]

The top part of the puss.

[Anders Holm]

E. Well, no, it was just, it was like super in to just show your tummy off, dude. It was a time for tummies.

[Adam Devine]

Yep. Big, big tummy phase.

[Blake Anderson]

The lower part of the tummy. I feel like recently it's been like an upper tummy.

[Anders Holm]

Right. You're right. Now it's up high.

[Blake Anderson]

What is the deal with the shirts? They're like, look at the top of my. The bottom of my ribs above my belly button.

[Adam Devine]

Well, that's, that's to show off under boob.

[Blake Anderson]

Do girls not know that's not a good look?

[Adam Devine]

No, I think it's a cool look.

[Blake Anderson]

It's kind of hot. I don't mind looking what's hot. Okay. What is good about it?

[Adam Devine]

I think what it is is its skin. I feel like, like any amount of skin is skin.

[Blake Anderson]

Fair enough. No, you say no more. I get it.

[Adam Devine]

It's just skin.

[Anders Holm]

You're saying. Cause now girls are kind of wearing the. Yeah, the pants way up higher. Like almost past the belly button. Right, right. Well, you know what I think it is? Is kind of a little bit of a hack. It's almost like when you wear Spanx. Like how it kind of like, sucks everything in. I don't know. It just makes the, it makes the form look nice.

[Blake Anderson]

And once again, we know chicks, dude.

[Adam Devine]

We know chicks.

[Blake Anderson]

Whatever, ladies, your form looks nice.

[Anders Holm]

Let's bring the, let's bring the pants back down. Let's get belly chains back. That was another thing I was very jealous of. I wish I had a belly chain without being judged.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, you were jealous of.

[Blake Anderson]

Got real quiet.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, man. That's cool. That's fucking cool. Belly chains.

[Adam Devine]

All right.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. No Judgment here, but it seems like you're judging. I'm not. There's a person here, why.

[Blake Anderson]

He's full of wonders why the more.

[Anders Holm]

Chains on your body, the better. Like, come on. The more you can bling out.

[Adam Devine]

You can't do it. Blake, you live in Los Angeles, a city where you. If you want to wear belly chains, more power to you. I feel like you live in this wild stuff that you could really do whatever the fuck you want to do. And people are like, all right, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

But can I do. I think about this a lot? I'm like, can I, like, think about it a lot?

[Blake Anderson]

Continue?

[Adam Devine]

He's always thinking about this. Yeah, yeah, that makes sense.

[Anders Holm]

I'm constantly, constantly on Amazon waiting for the right belly chain to pop up, and they're just not out there. Nobody's producing them.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Anders Holm]

No, it, like, can you really reinvent yourself? Like, that hard where, like, I just, like, if I started rocking a belly chain, they'd be like, is Blake really doing this? Because, like, his. His soul told him to.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't you. Haven't you met anybody from high school that reinvented themselves when you, like, run into them again? You're like, like, okay, I see that.

[Adam Devine]

You.

[Blake Anderson]

You. You picked a lane and you went right down the pipe.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I think you. You would have to. To ease into it. I think you first get a belly ring. You gotta start wearing some belly shirts. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I think if you just, like, you move to a new town, I think.

[Adam Devine]

I think you move into belly shirts. Go. Go on jogs. Wear, like, short shorts and. And like, a belly shirt. Like, as if it's like an ironic 80s workout type thing.

[Anders Holm]

Like a. Like a. Like a football practice jersey.

[Adam Devine]

Mesh. There we go. Now we're talking. And then you get. And then you do something. Like you wear, like, an earring that hangs down or something. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Like a feather.

[Anders Holm]

I pierce my ear.

[Adam Devine]

You pierce your ear? Yeah, and. Yeah, and it hangs down, which is popular now.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And then. And people are like, okay, he's doing a thing. And then you move on to.

[Anders Holm]

No pockets on my jeans, no pot.

[Adam Devine]

You rip them off. You hire a task, a kid to come over to your house and task, grab it all the pockets.

[Anders Holm]

I go insta live. I show them ripping the pockets off my jeans. I show the transformation happened.

[Adam Devine]

And then you gotta get a nipple pierced. Because I feel like if you have a belly chain.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

There's like an 85 possibility that you also have a nipple pierce.

[Blake Anderson]

Yo, by the way, Kid Cudi was just like, in my news feed the other day, shows off his nipple piercing, and I'm like, this is in my newsfeed. And it was just like, an open button shirt with his nipple piercing out.

[Adam Devine]

Hot. Hot. It knows what you like.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, it knows.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it knows I have a friend who's been. Who's been thinking about this for a long time.

[Anders Holm]

Dude. That's what I'm saying, though, also, with, like, a dude like me, you know? Like, I'm not. Yeah, I'm not making waves like that anymore. There's dudes like you never do.

[Adam Devine]

No dudes like you do, Blake. You gotta believe in yourself. You make waves.

[Blake Anderson]

Maybe you're not even a dude like you. Maybe you're a dude like somebody else. Have you thought about that?

[Anders Holm]

I'm just saying, like, I don't know if belly chains is my lane like.

[Blake Anderson]

You said it was.

[Anders Holm]

Little Uzi vert's gonna do it first.

[Adam Devine]

You're the one saying. You're the one who brought this up.

[Anders Holm]

You're talking me off the ledge, bro. Brother, I'm done.

[Adam Devine]

A buddy of mine's dad had a computer in the garage.

[Blake Anderson]

It's Adam. I already know it's Adam.

[Anders Holm]

It's a bagel.

[Blake Anderson]

A buddy of mine's dad.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, his dad. When we were kids, Daddy and I remember in Blake's favorite decade, the 90s. And I always was like, what a weird place to put a computer in.

[Anders Holm]

The garage, you know?

[Adam Devine]

I was like, yeah, yeah, in the garage. It seems strange, and now I understand why it was there. That really just dawned on me within this conversation that he was going to the garage because that was his sorno computer that the children were not allowed to touch.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, some guys work on cars, and some guys work on their lube.

[Blake Anderson]

Something else.

[Adam Devine]

Lube. The pipe.

[Anders Holm]

Jiffy lube.

[Blake Anderson]

What's funny, Adam, is I was ready to come to this guy's defense, and I'm like, yeah, he for sure just didn't work at home. And then I was like, yeah, but he's beaten off in there for sure. He is for sure.

[Adam Devine]

Because he didn't work at home. He had a job.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. He left. Yeah, he put. He put in some hours, though.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he's punching in some work.

[Anders Holm]

In the metaverse, I was so hyped on the bros that would get busted on zoom calls. Like, beaten off camera. That one's so hyped on them.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought that one guy tubing or whatever. Like, I didn't realize the intricacies of, like, they were on a zoom Call. And then they're like, hey, guys, let's take a five minute break. And everyone broke off. Some people didn't. He thought he did. And then just started beating off. And then they were like, hey, tubing, by the way, we're like seven months late on this. This poor guy is just like we just said.

[Adam Devine]

But anyway, so, so who was he? Sorry, who was he?

[Blake Anderson]

He works for like the New York Times, I think.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

So he was a reporter, like a dream journalist, right?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

And didn't realize he was still on Zoom. And they were like, Jeffrey. And he was like, oh.

[Adam Devine]

So then his headset wasn't on. So he's just double fist going fury.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, like, by the way, trying to bang one out.

[Adam Devine]

He's only got five minutes.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

Your boobs are huge.

[Anders Holm]

He.

[Blake Anderson]

He immediately called people and apologized and was like, oh, my God. So sorry. Doesn't matter.

[Anders Holm]

No, you gotta double down. You gotta double down. You're out the door.

[Blake Anderson]

The headlines are made it seem like this dude was just like on the download, like, what? I'm not doing anything.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, totally. Just a lot of shoulder movement.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Did I do that? Have you guys been constantly recognized with your masks on?

[Anders Holm]

Huh?

[Adam Devine]

Have we Constant. I, I.

[Blake Anderson]

Have you been constantly recognized with your mask on, like, in public?

[Anders Holm]

I. I've never worn a mask.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. I wouldn't say. Yeah, I'm done wearing it. I'm done wearing it.

[Anders Holm]

It.

[Adam Devine]

I already caught Covid, so I never have.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I'm anti mask.

[Adam Devine]

Blake's. Blake's the anti mask.

[Anders Holm]

No, I feel like the first time that I ever, like, was out in public. Like, I took a flight to. Where the hell did I go? I think it was to Atlanta Jetsetter. And I was already feeling very, like, anxiety ridden that I was amongst people. And I just didn't want anybody around me because we were so freaked out by this whole fucking scenario.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

And then like, right out of the bat, right out of the gate, somebody walked up to me like, hey, are you. Are you Blake from Workaholics? And I had the mask on and.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm like, did you have the hair up in a bun or a hood or what?

[Anders Holm]

I had it back in a ponytail. But maybe these like really sleepy baby blues just. Just lured them in, but they recognized.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you think you have sleepy baby blues?

[Anders Holm]

I feel like it looks like I have, like very weighed down stoner eyes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I. Yes. I feel like I don't know if the color of your eyes are sleepy. It's the fact that by the dark circles around. Around your eyeball.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. You're. I think you're just tired. Just say tight. My tired eyes.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, you got a real thick.

[Anders Holm]

That's why I got the pits.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe the pumpkin patch.

[Anders Holm]

Don't worry about the eyes. I got the pits.

[Adam Devine]

That's what Chloe always says. She says that I look like a person that's five years younger than my actual age, but who's really tired all the time. That's what she says. She's like, you just look five years younger, but really tired.

[Blake Anderson]

That's sweet of her.

[Adam Devine]

I see that.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I'll take that.

[Blake Anderson]

I'll see you later. Wait. What? I keep getting recognized. Like, I don't understand it.

[Anders Holm]

Okay, Jersey, we get it. You're famous. You're in movies with Bobby D. Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I guess I didn't think about that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

But it's weird because you're like, I. You barely recognize your own friends. If you, like, rolled up some mirror, you'd be like, Adam.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I feel people are used to seeing people with masks on now, so it's. I feel like you can recognize. In this part of the pandemic, it's a little easier to clock people because you're used to seeing everybody in masks when at the beginning.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, by that rationale, like, if we wore full body suits long enough, I guess we would figure out how to recognize people's movement and shit.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Their walks, their body types.

[Blake Anderson]

Like how Shredder in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is.

[Anders Holm]

This is what we were waiting for.

[Adam Devine]

Go off, King.

[Blake Anderson]

The way that his secondhand guy described the way the turtles were fighting, it was familiar. It was something from the past.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. I like to think that you just started this conversation just to get this point, and I'm here for it. Let's talk about freaking Shredder and his past.

[Blake Anderson]

By the way, that movie, it's heavy. It's not.

[Anders Holm]

You're talking Ninja Turtles 1. 19. Whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Ninja Turtles 1 from 1990 or whatever. 1990. 99. 91.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

It's a game changer.

[Blake Anderson]

Opens up the way it's shot.

[Adam Devine]

Who did the first movie? Was it. It feels like it's Tim Burton. I know it's not, but it's like.

[Blake Anderson]

I think it's Steven something. I don't know. Our producers might know it's Steven.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, Spielberg.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that guy. Dave Spailberg coming off hot off of ET Went right into Ninja Turtles.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you see it in the theaters? Boy, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, I did. Yeah. Because I. I remember when Raphael says, damn, it shook me to the core. I'm like, oh, sure, they. They cuss.

[Blake Anderson]

They cuss. Absolutely shook. When he goes, the turtles cuss.

[Adam Devine]

You didn't like that? I love that.

[Anders Holm]

I know. You're a bad boy.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, yes, but it was like. It was like a grown up. Like, whoa. Like when you see your parents, like, fighting physically.

[Adam Devine]

See, when you. When your parents make you watch them. Oh, my God.

[Blake Anderson]

When you see your mom stomp on your dad's ball when they would juice each other.

[Adam Devine]

Right? You know that, I guess. Prep your parents. Like, let them know now, like, hey, if I were to die, Adam and Durge are gonna talk about how I need to have my stomach pumped from guzzling too much jizz. And I didn't. And that's why I died, right? I suffocated with the amount of. I drowned in jizz.

[Blake Anderson]

I've thought about, like, having funny montages or songs played at my funeral. For sure. Like, where it's just like, when people show up and they're like, oh, man, this is crazy. That, like, something happens with the, like, we gotta get out of here. Why are we even here? Why did he do that? Why did he play that montage?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go. This dude.

[Adam Devine]

Let's go.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go. Sorry, I misspoke. I misspoke. Let's. Let's leave.

[Adam Devine]

Let's leave. I mean, that. That'd be the ultimate. Is. It's just. The video that you show is just a montage of people. People screaming, let's go. And you have to. And everyone has to sit there and watch. It's like 12 minutes, right? Of just people screaming, let's go. I think I would kill myself if I was at one of your funerals. I'd be like, I. I have to. I have to join him on the other side because this is too much freaking. See you.

[Blake Anderson]

My kids are watching it. Like, what?

[Anders Holm]

So your dad was so funny, man. And he would work so hard on script. I loved him.

[Blake Anderson]

Let's go. So your dad's gone forever, but he. He left this very confusing montage for you to watch. He's not. He's not gonna be there to raise you. But this. This is pretty funny.

[Adam Devine]

This is the thing he left for you and your brothers.

[Blake Anderson]

And then you guys are like, oh, you. You don't get it. You're four years old. You don't get it.

[Adam Devine]

Get it, though.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, God, your dad was so funny. You're not even even funny, dude.

[Adam Devine]

You're only four. You're so dumb at four. That's life.

[Blake Anderson]

Here's my Kyle. Here's my cow. He'd be like this.

[Adam Devine]

He'd go, yeah, man, Vibro.

[Blake Anderson]

Wasn't it Spice? And we go. And then we go in on him for 10 minutes while the producers had time to look up the name.

[Adam Devine]

You know, I wish Kyle was here.

[Anders Holm]

We would rail against Kyle.

[Adam Devine]

I wish Kyle was here because I would like to give him flowers. We really took him to task on the last. I know. I'm sorry, Durs. I'm sorry to do this.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, no, no, no. I'm looking in the thing now. They're saying Adams was her OG Last name.

[Anders Holm]

Not right.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Victoria Adams. Okay. Victoria Weird Adams.

[Anders Holm]

All right.

[Blake Anderson]

Who's justice anyway? Go ahead, Adam, you have the floor.

[Adam Devine]

Well, Victoria justice is a actress. She's an actress.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Well, she wasn't at soccer.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I was gonna give Kyle. Kyle flowers because we gave him shit about the. He was like, Sizzler. Sizzler. And it was. I'm going to Disney World. Is the saying that everyone always said after they won the super bowl or what? Like, what are you going to do now? I'm going to Disney World. But he was referring to. Well, he didn't know what it was from and couldn't explain it well, so that's why we were shitting on him. But it is from a movie. It's from White Men can't jump when he's like, I'm going to Sizzler. We're going to s. Wait.

[Blake Anderson]

You're giving him way too much credit right now. Yeah, because it's not like he was like, you know, I'm going to like, Saint Very Sing Songy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, he didn't sing it. He just said he had like. That's a thing, right? That's a thing that people say. And we were like, no, it's not a thing.

[Blake Anderson]

No.

[Adam Devine]

I know that sucks that we live in a world that when you think you're on a five minute break.

[Blake Anderson]

A stroke break.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. You can't crank down.

[Blake Anderson]

Have we talked about how we. We had people call their parents and ask parents who were bosses. Back to the workaholics. Writers room flashback. We were doing an episode we were talking about. Instead of a smoke break, can you take a stroke break to go beat off? If you're like. Like, you just need to. Right? You gotta just sometimes you gotta do it.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. And now I feel like you have a leg to stand on saying, like, emotional health, right?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, for sure.

[Adam Devine]

Like ejaculating right now. Would emotionally make me feel better, relieve stress. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

And so we had people who. Whose fathers had. People who worked for them. There were no mothers, but so we had. Kyle called. Kyle called his dad and was like, what are you fucking talking about? Like, you do that on your own time. Kyle betrayed me, and then he betrayed us.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Kyle's daddy immediately yelled at him.

[Blake Anderson]

But our writer's assistant, who'll go nameless for now because I don't know if he wants this out there, but he's a good man.

[Anders Holm]

This was in the writer's room where we were calling everybody's dad.

[Blake Anderson]

He's a good man.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

And he's good man. He's Tony Goodman. And let's go.

[Adam Devine]

Wow. We love Tony Goodman.

[Anders Holm]

Great guy.

[Blake Anderson]

He called his dad, who's a. Who's a lawyer and has a firm. And the dad got like, hella like, absolutely not like legal jargon. And we were like, whoa, your dad sounds hella smart and like a boss.

[Adam Devine]

And it was used in really big words. We were all really impressed.

[Blake Anderson]

But then he called back and was like, look, I don't know, maybe he.

[Anders Holm]

Had time to think about it, cool down a little bit.

[Blake Anderson]

And I don't know if you guys. I guess I wouldn't give a fuck. Like.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I mean, I guess there needs to be. I feel like if we ever get offices again together, it's never gonna happen. Never. Probably never will happen again because we're all always in different places. But I feel like we should just have a room for either sex to go in. And if they want to crank down.

[Blake Anderson]

No, because I don't want to go in the room you went in.

[Anders Holm]

Why not? Why?

[Adam Devine]

It's a jerk.

[Anders Holm]

It's a jerk.

[Adam Devine]

You've been in many rooms I've jerked off in. Have you ever been in my house?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't doubt that. What I'm saying is, when you bust, there's gotta be particles. As we learn about coronavirus.

[Adam Devine]

This is important.

[Blake Anderson]

There's gotta be, like, jizz particles that hang in the air for upwards of days.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Really? There's got to be science.

[Blake Anderson]

If I know. If I know my guy, there is.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. I jizz glitter. And you can't. You can't get it off.

[Blake Anderson]

You're like a Brony.

[Adam Devine]

It's everywhere.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you kind of dust the place. Cause they do say, like, wasn't the whole thing, like, when you smell farts, you're actually getting, like, poo particles into your nose or something?

[Blake Anderson]

Yes, but that's not exactly what it is. But I. I'm sure that there's some remnants. Yeah, you're getting gas, but like, yeah, there's for sure that one particle that was like there to attack your nose through poo.

[Anders Holm]

Like true poo.

[Blake Anderson]

True poo. Yes.

[Adam Devine]

Wait.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, so that makes sense.

[Blake Anderson]

What?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, that's what I always heard. Like, that's what the smell of farts was, was just like small particles of poo hitting your nose.

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's methane or whatever. Like, it's actual gas.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, well, that's way grosser to me than you guys being covered in my jizz.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, fair enough.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, just natural.

[Blake Anderson]

Just part of covered. Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Just particles.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Bukak me.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

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[Anders Holm]

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[Adam Devine]

I loved cursing as a little kid. I feel like of course some kids were no some kids like don't like it.

[Anders Holm]

Like who didn't on the playground. Oh my God. On the playground I had a cursing.

[Adam Devine]

Club that you you that me and my friends. It was my buddy's porch that's and I'd go over there and you had to say like, dumb or something in order to get in. And then we'd get in there and we would curse and stuff. Dude.

[Blake Anderson]

No, you're right. I remember kids being like, you swear a lot? Or like, man, I shouldn't swear. And I had a friend who was talking about how he's like, I gotta stop swearing. I do it too much. We were like nine.

[Adam Devine]

Fuck you, asshole.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, okay.

[Blake Anderson]

It got real.

[Adam Devine]

I gotta stop fucking swearing.

[Blake Anderson]

Oops. Yeah, damn.

[Adam Devine]

I do it too much. Oops.

[Anders Holm]

I will also say that Anders Holm, you. Anders Holm, you have the worst mouth of any of the friends I have in my life. You have a terribly foul mouth. You cuss so much, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I thought you were gonna say, like, breath, dude, cuz. Yeah, Durza's rank. He doesn't brush his teeth.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no, you're. I want to live inside that. You cuss so much. You know that, right? And, motherfucker, you have a very foul mouth. So you must have been on the playgrounds just spitting.

[Adam Devine]

I don't remember Durs having like, the worst mouth.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, am I dead?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, I'm sorry, I don't remember him.

[Adam Devine]

No, I mean, rip, but I feel like you don't have the.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, sure.

[Anders Holm]

You might not even notice it. I still am. Like, I don't know. Do you guys cuss in front of your parents?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Not like, unless it's like, really necessary.

[Anders Holm]

Like, yeah, like, fucking door.

[Blake Anderson]

I said, mom, get me the fuck it, right?

[Adam Devine]

Just get me a fucking spoon.

[Blake Anderson]

It's. It's my fucking chair now, dad.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

You know that kind of stuff.

[Adam Devine]

I'm the. I'm the fucking patriarch of the family now, bitch.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, dad, you stupid bitch.

[Adam Devine]

Things like that.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, asshole.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I only swear when I'm referring to my parents.

[Anders Holm]

Do I have to whip my dick out of this on you to get the. Out of my house?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I guess I do it when it's like. If I'm like. If I like, describe describing the contractors at my house, I'd be like, they're driving me fucking crazy. And, like. Because I just have to. That's the only way I can describe that. But I don't like, casually swear in front of them. Like, man, it's cold as out there. Guys, like, they go, what are you doing? I'm just saying it's fucking cold outside.

[Adam Devine]

I feel like my parents, not my mom, so much.

[Blake Anderson]

You have a different relationship?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Your parents. Your dad swears. My dad never swore in front of me. Really?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah. My dad is more like an older brother. If Anything.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

He's always trying to get me to smoke shit.

[Anders Holm]

That shit's important.

[Blake Anderson]

Are you sure he's not like the Workaholics episode?

[Anders Holm]

That was the Workaholics episode where Jack Black is like claiming to be your brother the whole time and at the end he's your dad. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

It's either that or the other way around.

[Adam Devine]

But yeah, no, he was. No, he was claiming to be my dad the whole time. And then later out I found out he's my brother.

[Blake Anderson]

Right, right. Colin Farrell started it.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Just started wearing it way back. Way back. Like hanging your off.

[Adam Devine]

Well, we're talking wearing beanies. Just like way the back here.

[Anders Holm]

Like all the way back. This was during deep V. This. Yeah, V's got deep.

[Blake Anderson]

I got a funny.

[Anders Holm]

How deep Fees got.

[Blake Anderson]

I got a quick funny, deep V story where. Not dv, but a hat story out with my homie.

[Adam Devine]

I don't even. I don't even with V's at all.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, a V. V's are for squares.

[Blake Anderson]

A V. It's hard to find a V now. Now I remember being out. I was out at a club with. And he goes, look at this guy. It's 80 degrees out and he's wearing a winter hat. And I look at my guy and I'm like, you're wearing a winter hat? And he goes, oh, you know what I mean, though? I was like, yeah, I haven't seen that guy in a few years, but he's a fun guy.

[Adam Devine]

Wake up.

[Blake Anderson]

But it was like, dude, maybe don't worry about that guy. You're doing it.

[Adam Devine]

Maybe you guys should kick it down. Did that guy wear eyeliner with this club?

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. He was fun. Fun, dude.

[Adam Devine]

I knew some homies back in the day that I would be like with other friends, I'd be like, is he. Does he wear eyeliner?

[Anders Holm]

Like guyliner. Dude, dude, it was guyliner. It was swoop necks. It was.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, deep Ds.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Because Vs hat was an actual V shape. But remember when the swoop started where it was just like. Remember when you were in like elementary school and you play like football and motherfuckers would hang on your collar and remember how fucking swooping that neck would get? Urban Outfitters. It was crazy. Titties were out. Nipples were out. Male nipples.

[Blake Anderson]

Men's breasts.

[Adam Devine]

I haven't been into an Urban Outfitters outfitters in a while. Have you? Have you Blake?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Blake is still disguised as a high school student. Of course he has. I'm just going to go see what they have in here. Like Blake purple jeans. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

All right.

[Adam Devine]

Blake keeps a finger on the pulse. Blake keeps a. He's. He's the go to cool guy of the group. I'm sure he goes into urban out. Blake, when was the last time you were in an Urban Outfitters?

[Anders Holm]

Last week.

[Adam Devine]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

For yourself or checking on your own merch?

[Anders Holm]

Because what actually urban now it's like urban home and they have like cool pillows and like, they have like funny ornaments for your Christmas tree. Happy holidays, everybody.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

No, but the closed game is kind of weak now. I feel like they've been poached so.

[Adam Devine]

Hard that like, I love that I know you so well that I knew you'd recently been. I could smell it on you.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, he could smell it on him.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, man, you gotta tap in with Urban Outfitters. You gotta dance with the girl you brought. You know what I mean?

[Adam Devine]

No, no.

[Blake Anderson]

You bring a girl to the dance and then you marry a much older girl, get to the dance, you find another girl, you marry her.

[Anders Holm]

You've never heard that saying.

[Blake Anderson]

You've never heard that saying.

[Adam Devine]

I don't understand. What does this have to do with taking a girl to the dance, going to Urban Outfit?

[Anders Holm]

I want to be where I want to be where I was.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Without Urban Outfitter, man, it really like.

[Adam Devine]

Go ahead. What?

[Blake Anderson]

Tell us more.

[Anders Holm]

A lot of my wardrobe onward college was just straight up Urban Outfitter because that shit will clear year.

[Blake Anderson]

That will like what, for example?

[Anders Holm]

Well, hey, all their blanks. All their blank, like they just will have like blank flannels or like blank shirt pocket tees or like, it's okay. So if you guys want to know about.

[Blake Anderson]

You know who else makes Blake flannels blank? Everyone.

[Adam Devine]

Everyone. And I also am. I'm not gonna like just check into the store of that. That I wore their clothing once on a TV show and go like, I have to to. They wrote. They raised me.

[Anders Holm]

You gotta dance with the girl you came with.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a thing he's saying. Okay, move on. Let him have it.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but I don't know. People know like costume department. Like you can't just wear anything on television. That's why sometimes when you watch like reality tv, their. Their clothes are blurred because maybe they. You couldn't clear Nike or Adidas. But Urban Outfitters makes a lot of stuff that is blank.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, feel like I wore Adidas almost every episode.

[Anders Holm]

Because Adidas signed off on you, dude. Because you're a freaking ID and you.

[Blake Anderson]

Couldn'T get anybody sign off on you. It wasn't, like, such a look. You're such an icon.

[Anders Holm]

You think Blake Henderson was wearing Adidas?

[Blake Anderson]

Stoner extraordinaire.

[Anders Holm]

Come on, dude. That's all I'm saying. Happy holiday.

[Adam Devine]

You know those weed PSAs that you're like. They. Kids get stoned, and then they, like, find a gun and they're around, and then it's like you just hear a gunfire, and then it's like. Like, Jimmy died that day, you know? And essentially it was us. It was us having a gun. We smoke weed, and then we shoot each other, and blood just squirts out. Smoke weed. And then the person just laughs really hard, and then we just go back and forth shooting each other until finally, one. My buddy shoots, or I shoot my buddy in Austin Anderson in the head and he dies. Guys, I. Then finally I realized that I just murdered my friend.

[Blake Anderson]

Dude. Hilarious.

[Adam Devine]

I just forgot to watch it. It's funny.

[Anders Holm]

Well, he has a really good. He has a. It was one of the first reads from Adam that I was just like, wow, this is just comedically a genius over here, where you're like, dude, dude. And he's like, dude. Like, each dude gets more concerned and real, and I'm like, oh, this is my dude man right here.

[Blake Anderson]

Care.

[Anders Holm]

This is my day.

[Blake Anderson]

So what, did you watch this in improv class at occ?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, this was kind of while we were still courting each other to see if we. We had the chops. And I remember seeing that video because.

[Blake Anderson]

He was like, this guy's a. And you're like, he's kind of an.

[Anders Holm]

He's kind of an. I don't know if I'm willing to let my guard down and have him be a part of my life. I know it's gonna be a rocky road.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, is he gonna shoot me? Is that the joke?

[Adam Devine]

Wow.

[Blake Anderson]

Wow.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but I saw that.

[Blake Anderson]

So wait, this is like, bring your sketch to school day.

[Adam Devine]

No, I remember it was after our first day of. Of improv class at Orange Coast College in Costa Mesa, California. And go pirates. And go Pirates. And we did, like, you know, it's improv class. You get up and basically you suss out who's funny and who isn't funny right away.

[Blake Anderson]

And you do that by getting up and saying, make me laugh to someone one at a time.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I. I say yes. No judging instead of yes and.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

I say yes. No, you. You be funny now.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm a dentist. I'm a dentist. And you just came into my office. No, no.

[Anders Holm]

You're not.

[Adam Devine]

Blake was super funny. And then afterwards I went up to him and I was like, I think we should write together. And I remember we were standing in that back hallway of the Black box theater and you were like, hell yeah, you. You just started to jerk off and then you started fingering your own butthole. If I was remember correctly. If I remember correctly.

[Blake Anderson]

That's my move.

[Adam Devine]

Pizza. Pizza. You're like, finally someone's talking to me. And then you started fingering your own butt.

[Blake Anderson]

Hey, Adam, I don't do yes and.

[Adam Devine]

I do yes, but yes, but fill it up. And then we blink like that. We went back to New's apartment and.

[Anders Holm]

I just got it.

[Adam Devine]

I was like, me and my friend make a bunch of videos. And this is before. This is how old we are. This is before YouTube. So we were just making videos. Videos. And then, you know, get showing them to friends and. And so we went over to his new checks apartment and watched all their videos. And then they watched all of our videos. And Kyle betrayed me. And then Kyle, 15 years later, betrayed us.

[Blake Anderson]

Betrayed me.

[Anders Holm]

You tried with that leather jacket that one time.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

And that didn't work out very well.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, what happened?

[Adam Devine]

Well, I, I, I would wear a leather jacket and I found when I wore a leather jacket out, men would try to fight me.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. Dude, really? It's a call to arm.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Wait, sorry. Was this a leather jacket pre money or post money?

[Adam Devine]

Pre money.

[Blake Anderson]

You got it. It's like you were like, fuck, I guess I'm gonna get this leather jacket and got it and then.

[Adam Devine]

No, it was a thrift store leather jacket.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, I like it.

[Anders Holm]

Very nice.

[Adam Devine]

I liked it.

[Blake Anderson]

You probably had other dudes pheromones on it is what happened. Dude, you think about that? Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. The test, the testosterone. They could smell it coming off that high.

[Blake Anderson]

They were like, oh, this guy fights. But it was the other guy.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I would find I would go out and like, people are just a little more aggro with me and I'm like, I gotta go back to my cotton shit or my denim dogs, you know, because I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to have fisticuffs every time I go out.

[Blake Anderson]

Was this like a long, like Donnie Brasco leather trench coat?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. What kind of leather jacket with like.

[Blake Anderson]

A tie that goes around it?

[Adam Devine]

The one I'm thinking about was, it wasn't even like there wasn't studs. It wasn't like I'm trying to be or anything. It was a brown leather jacket.

[Blake Anderson]

Like Wilson Leather.

[Anders Holm]

Like a working man.

[Adam Devine]

It was an. Yeah, it was. Yeah. And. And I just remember it was like, multiple times that I'm out, that I just felt like people were being a little aggro. And I'm like, it's the jacket.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I'm a man.

[Blake Anderson]

Can we post a picture of this? Do we know that? Do we have pictures of this jacket?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I got. I think I could. I could dig in the crates and.

[Blake Anderson]

Find a picture post on the day.

[Anders Holm]

Did. Did it have, like a fur collar or anything? Or was it like. Like one of those bully bombers?

[Adam Devine]

No. And I would. And I would. I would rock a hooded sweatshirt underneath it. That's what I was like. I rock the hooded sweatshirt underneath.

[Anders Holm]

I remember this.

[Blake Anderson]

That was a look too.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. I remember this jacket.

[Adam Devine]

And maybe.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you were a fucking asshole back then, though.

[Blake Anderson]

That's true.

[Anders Holm]

You were a scrappy little comic.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Truth be told.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you were a scrappy little comic. You thought you were the shit. You weren't there yet. And it was like, I wasn't there.

[Blake Anderson]

Right.

[Adam Devine]

I wasn't there. And Eric Griffin.

[Blake Anderson]

And you know who had to put you in his place.

[Anders Holm]

Thank God. Eric Griffin beat your ass behind the improv one one day.

[Blake Anderson]

Vagina shark.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, dude. I don't know. There are certain items that ask dudes just beg to be fought. Belly chains are a sign of peace, but leather jackets. It's war.

[Adam Devine]

Well said.

[Blake Anderson]

God. I remember wearing a pair of pink polo out in Chicago. And just 10, at least 10 guys in one night were like, nice, polo fa. You know the rest.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, no, I might know the rest.

[Blake Anderson]

And I was like, it's good to be home. And this is. I had been in LA and I came home and look, pink polo. Say what you will. I'm wearing it. Okay. I had one on.

[Anders Holm]

There's. What's wrong with wearing a pink polo?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sure some people. Other preconceived notions of about whatever pink is.

[Anders Holm]

Punk.

[Blake Anderson]

And it was like, I was. Because I was working at Lacoste getting shirts for essentially free. And I was like, I'm gonna rock this pink one. This is sick. And just all night, brutal. But that's Chicago. Well, why don't you cry?

[Adam Devine]

I would say, yeah, maybe your fashion has changed a little bit because you. I don't see you taking those swings. I don't see you in, like, a really bright color that often.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, you're way earth toned. What happened?

[Blake Anderson]

So you think they were like, hey, come on, man, stop. They're helping me.

[Anders Holm]

I think they Got to you. And you.

[Adam Devine]

You succumbed.

[Anders Holm]

You bitched out. I want to see you wearing more pink. Dude, take it back.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not saying I didn't fight somebody that night, okay?

[Anders Holm]

Allegedly.

[Blake Anderson]

But I'm saying. But hey. But guess what? I'm saying it now. I didn't. Let's be clear. I did not.

[Adam Devine]

Shut up.

[Anders Holm]

Oh.

[Adam Devine]

Remember when I didn't know you guys. It was just way back in the day, and. And you guys were talking about bukkake and constantly.

[Blake Anderson]

Just let me get this out there. Almost always. Go ahead.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, no, actually, I was trying to talk about it. This is how it went. I was trying to talk about it about something, and I said beaucake. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You didn't know how to pronounce it. You had only read the word in your head. You had never heard it pronounced aloud.

[Adam Devine]

I'd never heard it aloud. So how I read it was beaucake. Right.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, that's just. That's the Midwestern in you. You just. You look at it. You read it phonetical Englishly. You don't know that there's a. There's an up and a down in there.

[Anders Holm]

A little birthday Beau. Cake. It's delish.

[Blake Anderson]

Be cake.

[Anders Holm]

It's delish. Baby.

[Adam Devine]

Little birthday bukkake.

[Blake Anderson]

Blake, what's up? What's up with that?

[Anders Holm]

Like, oh, dude. What is up?

[Adam Devine]

I was gonna loop back around to Blake going in the metaverse.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. I was gonna try and get 20 minutes out of bukkake, but, yeah, metaverse.

[Adam Devine]

All right.

[Blake Anderson]

20 to 40 on bukkake.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, let's. I like both.

[Blake Anderson]

I feel like Santa in 15 years is gonna be over, gone. No, I think a lot of parents are gonna be like, I don't like having this kind of a relationship with my children where I'm lying to them about this thing.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, the lapsed Santa got me too'd.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, no, but I just think that the. The lie. It's gonna get weird, and people are gonna pass.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, it's not. It's. It's not gonna get weird.

[Anders Holm]

Stop lying.

[Blake Anderson]

And I can't. I can't keep talking about. Because they're in the wrong room.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Okay. I just. I can't. Wait.

[Anders Holm]

Stop lying.

[Adam Devine]

To start lying to my kids.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, but as soon as you.

[Anders Holm]

You don't.

[Blake Anderson]

And by the way, not to put you in check. You don't know.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, no, I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

It is a weird thing to, I don't know, like, really get into the weeds about it where it's like. So if you don't Have a chimney. What happens? And you're like, he's a locksmith. He can get in anywhere. And then.

[Adam Devine]

Well, it's. My parents just use the blanket statement of magic.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, but this is. This is. That's five years ago for you. Like, I'm just saying, like, transparency magic still.

[Anders Holm]

Like, there weren't cell phones, dude. They couldn't. They couldn't go on YouTube. They can literally go on YouTube and be like, does the elf on the shelf move? And then look for video evidence. And then there's some dumbass ass Jake Paul. Like, it's not really, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, we grew up getting wooden toys, right, guys?

[Adam Devine]

Yes, sir. I did, actually. I had an aunt that would always give me wooden toys. And I'm like, you're killing me.

[Anders Holm]

We're watching Rock the Cradle Love.

[Blake Anderson]

There's a sophistication level that, like, the. The lying is just. You got to get in the weeds with it. So I go, hey, go sit down and watch Kurt Russell in Chronicles of Christmas again. And. And stop crying.

[Adam Devine]

Smart. And that's a great. And you found. You found that to be a good way to parent. I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him in days. But there was a dad today who's very funny, who's like, they converted to Judaism because it was just too difficult to keep to, like, Juicy. I had a little too much of the juicy is.

[Anders Holm]

Sir.

[Adam Devine]

What you drinking there, Jersey?

[Anders Holm]

Happy holidays.

[Adam Devine]

Happy holidays.

[Blake Anderson]

I got a little Jack. A little. Well, not Jack, but whiskey, ginger ale.

[Adam Devine]

I love that. That.

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

This guy is a killer.

[Anders Holm]

He was an Irish British filmmaker, so that tells you one thing. And he directed the music video for Billie Jean by Michael Jackson.

[Blake Anderson]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Which wasn't that just a live show?

[Blake Anderson]

No, Billie Jean's one where he's walking on the lights. Correct.

[Anders Holm]

So he's just like Duke. He's Duke. This guy did Billie Jean.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Change it. Turtles and Conan a little bit so we don't have to pay for it.

[Blake Anderson]

Billy James is my mama.

[Adam Devine]

Is not my.

[Anders Holm]

Like, I kind of like what she's got going on.

[Blake Anderson]

I love Capri Sun.

[Adam Devine]

I love this.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, that was the first draft and somebody, some ghostwriter for Michael was like, could we just change these lyrics from I love that Capri sung to the kid is not my own. And he's like, okay, day I'm over here drinking Capri Suns. We, we know, Michael. We know. You're a very logistical guy.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I wasn't socially r worded. I, I knew how to talk to people.

[Blake Anderson]

What did you just say?

[Anders Holm]

Socially r worded. I don't know how else to. What other word? Awkward.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Yeah. Awkward would fly. Hey, that being said, you could. R worded is fine.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it?

[Adam Devine]

You could say that.

[Blake Anderson]

Is it?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I think so. Hold up.

[Blake Anderson]

Hold up is right, Kyle.

[Adam Devine]

Well, I, I don't know. D. I've never said the R word in front of an. An actual person. That was R. Yeah. So goodbye.

[Blake Anderson]

You know. Hey, you know who has like, you have. You know who has twice in one day? Unbelievable.

[Adam Devine]

I remember.

[Anders Holm]

Unbelievable.

[Blake Anderson]

And he, by the way, punch me. That's not how we deal with it. Not how we deal with it.

[Anders Holm]

Just got a swing on a fool, you know?

[Blake Anderson]

I mean, you think this life is real? You think this isn't just a simulation?

[Anders Holm]

I mean.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, well said. Topical.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, that's freaking sick. Is it real? N I, I, I, I do think the current thing we're doing right now is real. And in Israel.

[Blake Anderson]

What about it?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, we're in Israel, the Gaza. I like to pivot.

[Blake Anderson]

I would love to pivot and talk Israel real quick. Go for it.

[Adam Devine]

This Is the way.

[Blake Anderson]

Because you did have. You had some interesting things to say the other night. Go ahead.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, but that. See that? I was at a. At a premiere party. I was just letting my political views fly. But this is, you know, as you.

[Blake Anderson]

Do at every premiere party.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I thought the MacGruber Premiere was a great place to just get my hot takes on Israel.

[Blake Anderson]

Should we tell everybody? It's fucking great.

[Anders Holm]

We tell them.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. I wasn't there. What were these hot takes?

[Blake Anderson]

I'm joking. But it was super funny. Super funny. Premiere.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, my gosh, dude, McGruber.

[Blake Anderson]

Lot of man bucks.

[Anders Holm]

Gruber is fucking back, dude. And I am. I couldn't be more excited.

[Adam Devine]

So I'm working with Pierce Brosnan right now on the movie the Outlaw.

[Anders Holm]

Hey, by the way.

[Adam Devine]

Yes, sir.

[Anders Holm]

Adam. He's one of the sexiest men alive.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

You know, he's won that a couple times.

[Blake Anderson]

What are we thinking?

[Adam Devine]

96, mid-90s for sure. Yeah. And maybe he got it twice. Maybe he's 96, 98. Combo dog. But his Irish, like, terminology is the best. Dude, I've never hung out with. I don't think I've hung out with a lot of, like, truly Irish.

[Blake Anderson]

Right. Like a Colin Farrell type dude.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Sexy.

[Adam Devine]

He. Because we're doing a little improv and he's, like, trying to, like, throw jabs at me. And he's like, come here, you little sheep shagger.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

And I'm like, that's what rolled off his tongue. And I'm like, jesus Christ. That's in the movie, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

And you were like, you heard about that?

[Adam Devine]

Like, so how did you hear.

[Blake Anderson]

So that's out there now.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, the fact that. That, that. It must be like. Like a thing. Do you know if you type in does Adam Devine in Google, it fills in. Have down syndrome.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Blake Anderson]

Okay. Should we do this?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, should look at it. Swear to God.

[Anders Holm]

That's the top one.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Evidently, that many people.

[Blake Anderson]

That's Adam.

[Adam Devine]

That many people in the world go.

[Anders Holm]

Like, no, no, dude. It's now down to four. Think. But it's number four and five.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you already do it?

[Anders Holm]

Yes, we have. Does Adam Devine sing? Does Adam Devine sing in Pitch Perfect.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

Does Adam Devine have a brother?

[Adam Devine]

No.

[Anders Holm]

Interesting. Then it gets into, Does Adam Divine have Down syndrome? Does Adam Divine have downs?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

The fact that there's two of them is. Wow.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Weird wild stuff. Yeah. That is.

[Adam Devine]

That means people be. People be searching. Should we do. Let's.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, let's do Blake Anderson here.

[Anders Holm]

Mine's gonna get dark real quick.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, my God. Number two is amazing. Does Blake Anderson skate?

[Anders Holm]

Oh my God.

[Blake Anderson]

Go ahead.

[Anders Holm]

Fucking hell, yeah, bro. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

As soon as people start skateboarding, he just skates to wherever they got the snacks and says, I'll be back with a bunch.

[Adam Devine]

Can I do that? Does Blake Anderson have a kid? That's number one.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Hello.

[Blake Anderson]

Have a brother.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

Have a girlfriend.

[Adam Devine]

Oh.

[Blake Anderson]

And then it just kind of jumps to other stuff.

[Adam Devine]

Have a kid. Does Blake Anderson skate. That's the second one up. Have a brother. Yeah. So yours is just real questions and also like kind of being like, well, he seems like he should skate.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. No, that's understandable. Like, everybody assumes that I skate, surf, or am in a band and I do none of those things well. Or have even tried at all.

[Adam Devine]

Or even attempted.

[Blake Anderson]

You've tried to skate though, I imagine.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

You were like, I'm gonna give this a real go.

[Adam Devine]

And then.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, for sure. You just got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. God. Skateboarding just never. It never clicked with me back in the day. Like as a kid when I got one, I was like, I'm gonna be a skater. Not like that was gonna be a skater. Cause it was kind of before skating was big, but like didn't get it. Body couldn't figure it out.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. I mean, I mean, half of the battle with skateboarding is you have to be totally fearless. I'm not that kind of a person. I'm pretty fearful unless I'm like.

[Blake Anderson]

But even like getting around.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, sure. You just hit a rock.

[Blake Anderson]

Like I'm. I guess, I guess I'm goofy footed.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I just didn't. I never liked the way I was like, is this the way I'm supposed to be facing? This doesn't feel right. And then I'd switch to the other way. I'm like, like, no, also bad.

[Anders Holm]

Weird. Also really terrible.

[Adam Devine]

I can't do anything where I'm not facing forward.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly. Thank you.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. You can't stand sideways and move.

[Adam Devine]

I cannot stand sideways. Even sitting sideways. Like in a car. I'm like, nah, not for me.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

When wait like in a beans like on a bus.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

All those limousines. Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Or a limousine. All those stretch limos that I. I.

[Blake Anderson]

Have seen him freak out. He threw up one time in a limousine because he couldn't go.

[Adam Devine]

That is true.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. But also like, I think it's like, like as far as skateboarding goes because now, you know, I hang out with a lot of really great skateboarders and it's like professionals. Yeah. And it's like the best ever.

[Adam Devine]

Well, they make it look so goddamn easy.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah. And it's like, do I, you know, I want to hang out. I want to. I want to get some clips with my bros. That looks like a lot of fun, but it's just far too late in the game for me to start skateboarding. Like, remember when Kyle, like, kind of tried to dust off the board?

[Adam Devine]

See you.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't. I don't remember who you're talking about.

[Adam Devine]

Rip.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, he started to, like, try to skate again. Like, he built a ramp in his backyard. And, like, immediately he didn't tell anybody this, but, like, fell and like, broke his rib and was just, like, done for.

[Adam Devine]

Obviously.

[Anders Holm]

Because that's what happens.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, obviously. Obviously.

[Anders Holm]

It's a young man's game. Wear your pink polo. Wear your leather jacket. Wear your belly chain. Wear some jeans with the pockets ripped.

[Blake Anderson]

Off the butt, your bandana.

[Anders Holm]

Just do you, man. Just do what makes you comfortable.

[Adam Devine]

Well said. I love it.

[Blake Anderson]

I love it, man.

[Anders Holm]

And I think Kyle would sign. Sign off on that as well.

[Blake Anderson]

Kyle's been a big proponent of wearing shit you never should, but just did.

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely.

[Adam Devine]

There's no way to. There's no way to know. Kyle.

[Blake Anderson]

Chime in Freaking.

[Adam Devine]

See ya.

[Anders Holm]

I actually really just a cool thing about Kyle, like, he bought these, like, weird ass corduroy, like, women's floral pants a long time.

[Blake Anderson]

They're popping.

[Anders Holm]

I straight up saw him in an Instagram photo last week during Thanksgiving when he was back home. He was still rocking them. Can I tell you for so long?

[Blake Anderson]

Those are everywhere now. Those, like, floral pants are everywhere.

[Anders Holm]

That's where you got to wear the. That nobody is on because they will eventually.

[Adam Devine]

Homeless. Homeless chic is. Is coming back into fashion. And I think Kyle is going to be a real fashion God once again.

[Blake Anderson]

We wouldn't know.

[Adam Devine]

We wouldn't know. I'd love to talk to him about it, but he's off the project. Kyle betrayed me.

[Anders Holm]

If the audience could kind of just turn their radio down for a second. I would like to speak to Jorma for a second and say, dude, I'm so sorry that I was just. I don't know, I was kind of in my head in the night. I really wanted to say hello, but it was your big night. But I'm such a huge fan and, and I thought McGruber was absolutely excellent. And if you want to hang out, let me know. Okay, everybody could.

[Adam Devine]

Everybody can turn their. They can turn their stereo back up.

[Anders Holm]

Stereo back up.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. Thank you for letting me do that.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, thank you for letting me do that.

[Blake Anderson]

Cool. What's weird is that, you know, he's listening, so he turned it down.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, I needed to tell him.

[Adam Devine]

Well, now he said everyone but him.

[Anders Holm]

Did I.

[Adam Devine]

Didn't you say that? I thought you said something.

[Blake Anderson]

I thought he said, everyone turn it on. And then he said, this is just for your dorma. Okay, I guess. Yeah, we'll. We'll find out. I guess we'll for sure find out.

[Adam Devine]

There's no way to tell. There's no way to tell.

[Blake Anderson]

If you have a. Like an alarm in your house. So when somebody comes in and, like, starts robbing you instead. Instead of just like, a beeping going off and, like, a thing sent to the cops. What about just. You have fog machines set up in each room.

[Anders Holm]

Ninjas vanish.

[Blake Anderson]

And. Well, I mean, if you had ninjas. Ninjas roll up. But, like, you just. Just fill the room with fog and then they're like, I can't see anything.

[Anders Holm]

That's what mace is, Anders. Yeah, but that's what mace does.

[Adam Devine]

No, but you're gone. You're out of. You're out of.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you're not home.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, so then they. They could wait the hour that it would take for all of the fog to subside.

[Blake Anderson]

But it's just called the police is my point. So, like, the police are on their way and are they really going to take the time to be like, I can't see anything. Let's wait an hour? No, the police are going to be there. They're going to bail. I. Did I just change the world?

[Adam Devine]

Shut up. Okay, so. So it calls the police.

[Blake Anderson]

Did I just protect everyone?

[Adam Devine]

I mean, it could actually. It might be a genius idea.

[Blake Anderson]

That's what I'm saying.

[Adam Devine]

I mean, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, cuz remember when we did that scene in Workaholics? We couldn't see anything.

[Adam Devine]

Dude, how annoying is when, like, your neighbor's alarm goes off?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, sure.

[Adam Devine]

And you're like, like.

[Blake Anderson]

And you don't care.

[Adam Devine]

Turn him off.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Adam Devine]

You're like. For sure. It's. It's 98, 99 of the time. It's not someone breaking into your home. My alarm goes off all the time. It's like a window, right? Pops open a window or something happens. And it's never anybody breaking in my house. Except for that one time it was.

[Blake Anderson]

And someone stole myself a rifle and.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, yeah, and my car.

[Anders Holm]

So you're just saying fill the room with a fog.

[Adam Devine]

So I think so it. A fog wouldn't bother your neighbor if the inside of your home is filled.

[Anders Holm]

Well, here's the problem. What if your house is on fire and they think it's smoke and they're like, oh, is the homie's house on fire?

[Adam Devine]

See there's. You had no, that's a whole. Hey, it's blue.

[Blake Anderson]

It's blue.

[Anders Holm]

It's blue smoke. It's blue smoke. Damn, dude.

[Adam Devine]

Dude.

[Anders Holm]

Damn. Figured it out, genius.

[Adam Devine]

Hey, so Now I own 50 of the. The company.

[Anders Holm]

Holy.

[Adam Devine]

Yes. So that was your company?

[Blake Anderson]

No, Blake. Blake's right. You get points. I'll give you some points.

[Adam Devine]

How many points are we talking here? I feel like that's making it blue. That's sort of a 50%. I. Yeah, though that's.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I. I don't agree. Cuz guess what? Guess what? The smoke for the company I have. All of a sudden it's green. All, all, all of a sudden it's just another color. And then you.

[Adam Devine]

All right.

[Blake Anderson]

But you were all agree. You had to get greedy.

[Adam Devine]

Damn, son, where'd you find is. So when I was a kid and would do like voices on the radio, they brought me in to.

[Blake Anderson]

Will you explain that more or no?

[Adam Devine]

I think I have before. I. So when I was a little kid, I would do different voices again.

[Anders Holm]

Tell us again, Daddy.

[Adam Devine]

Tell the community again, Daddy. Tell the story.

[Anders Holm]

My God, it's a fifth time.

[Adam Devine]

So I would do voices on the radio and it became like a little bit of a thing, at least in my world, where they were like, we're gonna pay you to. To. To be part of our radio show and you could do different characters and voices. And then I go down there and I was in a wheelchair at the time and because of my accident. And so they take me down there and they were like, oh, you're a kid. Because I only talk to him like in character.

[Blake Anderson]

In a wheelchair.

[Adam Devine]

In a wheelchair.

[Blake Anderson]

Like, they must have been like, like.

[Adam Devine]

We can't hire you, but we could give you like free CDs and, and, and concert tickets and that kind of thing.

[Blake Anderson]

Do you wear shoes? You're not that guy, pal. Trust me.

[Adam Devine]

I don't know. I didn't. So I'd go down there and I was like, how do you guys like come up with all these bits on the radio? And what do you guys talk about? They just told me, get a Maxim magazine. And that's all we talk about. We read Maxim magazine.

[Blake Anderson]

They just go through the headlines they.

[Adam Devine]

Go through the headlines and chop it up and discuss Maxim magazine.

[Blake Anderson]

Right?

[Anders Holm]

Wow. We need to do that for this pod.

[Blake Anderson]

And how's radio doing now? Now.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I know. And I was like, it's my dream to be a, a radio DJ. And they're like, aim higher. Don't be a radio DJ. Radio is dying. And this was in like 97. So they, they, they saw the writing on the wall.

[Anders Holm]

They knew. Yeah, it was on the way out. The morning zoo crews just reading Maxim magazine and being like, have you heard this story?

[Blake Anderson]

I do love how they're like, look. Yeah, everything's falling to here. They all found out we just read headlines from Maxim magazine and this isn't a real job.

[Anders Holm]

There's a lot of places that I would put in time just to get free shit. Wiener snitchel.

[Adam Devine]

Huh?

[Blake Anderson]

Where?

[Anders Holm]

Wienersnitchel.

[Blake Anderson]

Fast food snitchel.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. How do you say it, though?

[Anders Holm]

Wiener snitchel.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't think that's how it's pronounced, but you lose.

[Anders Holm]

Wienersnitzel, isn't it?

[Blake Anderson]

Wiener scholars schnitzel.

[Anders Holm]

Schnitzel.

[Blake Anderson]

Isn't that what it is?

[Anders Holm]

I don't know, dude, I googled you. You're the Swedish. Norwegian.

[Blake Anderson]

You tell me that's German.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's German.

[Blake Anderson]

I think you're German.

[Anders Holm]

How do dealerships work when, like people put their names on car dealership.

[Blake Anderson]

I gotta. How long have we been on here for? Goodbye.

[Adam Devine]

How do taxes work?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, well, how the fuck does, like Carl Malone have a dealership? And like Russell Westbrook and like they just.

[Blake Anderson]

So you buy a building and you put a name on it and then you call BMW or whoever and you say, I want to start selling your cars. And then they go, okay or not, and then you start selling it and then you take a cut of the commission or whatever, which is super fucked up now because I'm trying to get a new car and everywhere is like, hey, so you know it's going to be like $30,000 on top of whatever you want to pay to get a car.

[Anders Holm]

What?

[Adam Devine]

Why? What do you mean?

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, what's the deal?

[Blake Anderson]

Because of the supply chain and the fucking demand.

[Anders Holm]

Everything's fucked up.

[Blake Anderson]

So, like, if you want a brand new car that like just dropped, that's still kind of fucking hot. They're. They're putting like 20% above sticker price.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, no shit.

[Anders Holm]

Just because they can't unload them at the docks or whatever.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, so it's limited. So like, if you got the cast, like you can have it.

[Adam Devine]

Jersey. Why is the supply chain fucked up so Covid, bro.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, it's more. It's actually more complicated than that, so.

[Anders Holm]

That's life.

[Blake Anderson]

So I blame the vaccine.

[Anders Holm]

Okay?

[Adam Devine]

Pfizer's fault, basically.

[Blake Anderson]

We used all the boats to get the vaccines everywhere, and now we can't buy goddamn cars.

[Anders Holm]

So. Okay. This is hot, dude. I like this.

[Adam Devine]

Is that true?

[Blake Anderson]

That's your boy.

[Adam Devine]

Is that true?

[Anders Holm]

Bam.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

That shit's important.

[Blake Anderson]

That's true. No.

[Adam Devine]

I would like to give Kyle Newachek his flowers. You know, he was a. He was a big part of the podcast for the first however many episodes. 60. Something that we've done. Kyle betrayed me but then he betrayed us and he lied, tried to hide and he died deep inside and I know the reason why Lie.

[Blake Anderson]

What, is that from an Eminem song?

[Anders Holm]

Tenacious.

[Adam Devine]

No, that is from Tenacious D. Kyle betrayed me and then he lied, tried to hide and I died deep inside.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I don't know, you know?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Oh, you got to get on that. Well, what it was is like, you know, we were at the. The OG Workaholics house, the house we shot at. But Adam and I were kind of like, we're not done being roommates and living this cool roommate lifestyle.

[Blake Anderson]

So we're like something on the sounding board. That's my best friend. I mean, who's running the soundboard right now?

[Adam Devine]

Who's running the soundboard, man?

[Anders Holm]

Sorry, man. I'm still gonna send it.

[Adam Devine]

Okay, then send it, then send it.

[Anders Holm]

Well, so me and Adam were like, yo, let's cash out on this weird Hollywood Hills place. And just. And the one thing that was weird is for the master bedroom. Adam and I said halfway through, like, three months, we were gonna flip flop our rooms.

[Adam Devine]

No, that's not. It was. No, it wasn't three months in.

[Blake Anderson]

It was six months. It was every six months. That's what I remember.

[Adam Devine]

No, it was a year.

[Blake Anderson]

One year.

[Adam Devine]

So one year. And then. So Blake got it the first year, and I got it the second year.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, let's describe this. So basically, this house had. On the upper level, it had a humongous en suite, master or primary bread.

[Adam Devine]

It was awesome. It had sliding doors to go out.

[Anders Holm]

To, like the pool directly to the pool veranda.

[Blake Anderson]

It was jiggy like that. And then on the second floor, there were two other normal, smaller bedrooms that were just not like, you're in the Hollywood Hills flossing and you flipped a coin, I believe. Yeah, Blake got it. And instantly you were like, so we switch every year. Yeah, because you didn't fucking get it and you wanted it, right?

[Adam Devine]

Well, we're paying the same amount of rent, so.

[Blake Anderson]

I know, but you got two bedrooms downstairs, correct?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, but it was. It sucked. It did suck.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

That's all. That's okay. That's okay. And so then you flipped after a year.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And how much longer? How much longer did we get?

[Adam Devine]

Only one more year. So we were it. It did equal out that he got it for half the. The time.

[Blake Anderson]

You guys were only there for two years.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, I believe so. A lot of happened while we were there.

[Adam Devine]

Oh, yeah. Moving and shaking. Blake broke his back.

[Anders Holm]

I broke my back when I lost or when I won the room. I'm like, this dude isn't gonna make me pay up. He's not gonna make me move all my Down a floor just so he could sleep in that bedroom.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, he is. You have, like, a ical reminder.

[Adam Devine]

Sure.

[Anders Holm]

As. As soon as it hit year mark, he's like, so. So you ready to switch or what?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

This dude had, like, boxes and shit set up. He had, like, packing tape out of pulley system.

[Adam Devine]

I was just taking myself up to.

[Anders Holm]

Move one floor down. God damn.

[Blake Anderson]

Did you need help? He was ready to help your ass.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I had everything packed.

[Blake Anderson]

You woke up to his face right in front of you. Like, good morning.

[Adam Devine]

The time is now.

[Anders Holm]

It's time.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

It was crazy, but that was a great house. I loved it.

[Adam Devine]

I stand by it. I love that room. That room. Room rocked.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, it was. It had an amazing amount of closet space. It was like Mariah Carey's house. It was crazy.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it was truly. It was like an NBA locker room. The amount of, like, closet space there was. It was nuts. And then. And then an awesome view is this.

[Blake Anderson]

One had a shower you, like, stepped down into.

[Anders Holm]

Yes, yes, yes. It had, like, a huge, like, spa area, right?

[Adam Devine]

It was four. Four fuckson.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

And we both blew it. We both just. I had a girlfriend. You had it.

[Anders Holm]

You crazy?

[Adam Devine]

You had a wife. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I'll let you say that we blew it. You were married. Had a. I had a girlfriend.

[Anders Holm]

Well, this was like our last bachelor pad.

[Adam Devine]

This was like the bachelor pad. I mean, the room was built to have sex in. That's what this house was for. And we both.

[Blake Anderson]

With multiple. With strangers. I got it, I got it. I got it.

[Anders Holm]

It was a cocaine palace. That is exactly what it was made for.

[Adam Devine]

It was a cocaine palace. And we didn't. Hey, we didn't do cocaine.

[Anders Holm]

There was none of those minimal.

[Adam Devine]

Am of so right. We blew.

[Anders Holm]

We did none of those. We had our friends from back home come over. We stood and took pictures with iron dinosaurs on the roof.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

We didn't do anything.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I'm sorry. Okay.

[Blake Anderson]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Adam Devine]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

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[Blake Anderson]

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[Anders Holm]

Oh, just back to swag. Surfing. Flipping channels.

[Adam Devine]

I watched all of Titanic.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

Because it was just on tv.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I watched like I was hungover in my hotel room and I just was like, you know what? I'm gonna watch this three hour movie with commercials.

[Blake Anderson]

Right? Exactly.

[Adam Devine]

And it was fun and I enjoyed it.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Really?

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

This holds up.

[Blake Anderson]

Was it a hoot?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, Titanic's a good movie, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. James Cameron. Come on, Avatar.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, the guy makes very good movies. I would say Terminator over Avatar, but so would I. Avatar.

[Adam Devine]

But Avatar, you're having a hard time speaking today.

[Anders Holm]

It's early for me. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Avatar.

[Blake Anderson]

It's a bagel.

[Anders Holm]

But it's a bagel. Remember, we were trying to. It's A bagel. Because you told me you watched Titanic and I Trying to remember what the story was. Why was Leonardo DiCaprio on the ship? He was coming. He was playing a Irish person.

[Adam Devine]

No, he's American.

[Blake Anderson]

It's an upstairs downstairs situation. It's like the rich people upstairs, poor people downstairs. He won a ticket on the thing. It was like, I'm gonna go on the Titanic for fucking shits and giggles.

[Anders Holm]

Watches it all.

[Blake Anderson]

And then he meets. Well, it's just one of the biggest movies of all time. I've probably seen it. Probably seen it three times, I guess.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And. And they meet and then they got a The boat goes down spoiler.

[Adam Devine]

Yep, spoiler. And that's how good of a movie it is. It's like, you know right away that obviously the boat's gonna sink and everyone's gonna die, but. But you still care the entire time.

[Blake Anderson]

You know, why? Billy Zane.

[Adam Devine]

Billy Zane.

[Anders Holm]

I was about to say I was gonna give my shout out Zane train to Billy Zane because he hadn't been mentioned, but thank you, Andres, because Billy Zane is one of the best actors of all time.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. A real treasure. Something that Pierce says as like a Pierce Brosin says, it's like a slam is a sheep shagger. Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

You were saying that's like his Ireland slam.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. What a great epic.

[Anders Holm]

That must be like a burnt. Like a serious problem in Ireland or something.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. I think it's just if you're out there, sticks, you're cold, you want to heat things up a little bit.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, maybe. I don't know.

[Adam Devine]

I guess so. I don't know. Know.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know.

[Blake Anderson]

I guess.

[Adam Devine]

I guess I've never called. I. You know, I grew up in the Midwest in Iowa and Nebraska, and I've never called anyone like a pig. You haven't, But I should start.

[Blake Anderson]

Date back to when like these sheep herders and stuff, they were out on their own for like weeks just hurting those sheep around, and now they got.

[Adam Devine]

The Internet, you know, they. They're.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm defending them. Yeah, they were out.

[Adam Devine]

And also, people don't realize how sexy those sheep can be. Like, like, do we want to walk down that road or.

[Blake Anderson]

Well, here's what's up. Definitely not sexy, but, like, I guess it probably feels okay.

[Anders Holm]

I mean, I mean, if we're getting really gruesome about it, I. I think I may have heard that they have a similar.

[Adam Devine]

Wait, what?

[Anders Holm]

I think they have like a similar.

[Adam Devine]

Who told you this?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah. Where are you going? Encyclopedia Britannica before.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I Like, I like here he starts with. Before we get too gruesome with it. I might have heard.

[Anders Holm]

And, guys, this is our holiday episode. Happy holidays to you and yours.

[Adam Devine]

Happy holidays to you.

[Blake Anderson]

And by the way, why is it gruesome that it feels similar? I thought you're gonna be, like. Not to get too gruesome, but it's got, like, retractable, like, coochie claws.

[Adam Devine]

Well, no, he was about to get gruesome. I'm sorry. I ruined it by kind of walking back, called his setup. But go ahead, Blake. Weird, wild stuff. First of all, who told you?

[Anders Holm]

I.

[Adam Devine]

You've heard.

[Anders Holm]

I don't know, dude.

[Adam Devine]

It was. Oh, okay.

[Anders Holm]

All right.

[Adam Devine]

Okay.

[Anders Holm]

There's no way.

[Blake Anderson]

I just.

[Adam Devine]

There's no way.

[Blake Anderson]

Just say the thing that you'd never heard for fun. Then I was.

[Anders Holm]

I think I heard it was the most similar to the human female anatomy.

[Blake Anderson]

By the way, who was the dude who's out there going, like, well, cow is good, good. Definitely not the most similar.

[Anders Holm]

Dude, sick, man.

[Blake Anderson]

They're out there, but at that time, at that point, you're doing it for science, and it's almost not that sick. It's just an experiment. Experiment rhino.

[Adam Devine]

It's science.

[Anders Holm]

Experiment rhino.

[Blake Anderson]

How's that rhino that. You know that rhino coochie is on point.

[Adam Devine]

Experiment rhino.

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely. And that's why you gotta save the rhino.

[Blake Anderson]

That's why they're going extinct. They're going extinct. They're going missing, bro.

[Anders Holm]

I would to love to heed a warning to everybody out there. Can I do a heat of warning?

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, you can do whatever that. Whatever you just said.

[Anders Holm]

You know, it's a holiday season. I know a lot of us are sitting down with our families watching the classic Christmas movies. I just got to tell you, be careful with Gremlins. There is. There is no Santa scene in Gremlins, and I'm pretty pissed about. About it. So if you're about to sit down with your kids and watch Gremlins, Careful, because it creates an uncomfortable conversation.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no, no.

[Adam Devine]

Hang on.

[Blake Anderson]

It's just that her dad comes down the chimney, and to. To pretend to be Santa. He dies.

[Adam Devine]

Yes.

[Anders Holm]

And then she ends her little monologue with. And that's how I found out there is no Santa. And I said, excuse me, Gremlins. You are not that movie, pal.

[Blake Anderson]

Just.

[Anders Holm]

You are not that movie.

[Blake Anderson]

You got a mirror?

[Adam Devine]

Oh, dang. Gremlins was like that.

[Anders Holm]

Yes.

[Blake Anderson]

You're not that guy, pal.

[Adam Devine]

Trust me.

[Anders Holm]

And I'm like, dude, if we have rating systems, it tells you if there's like killing and nudity, right. If you're a Christmas movie and you're gonna pull the curtain back. I need, I need the warning on the beginning.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, I'm with you. There was Emma, walked past some, some cafe the other day, had a sign outside. You know like they write cute on like chalkboards now outside of cafes. I'm of kind sometimes.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And this one said like this is life. It's like you believe in Santa, you find out there is no Santa. You become Santa and then you look like Santa. And I was like, that's life. This is just out on the street. What the are you doing?

[Anders Holm]

Are you doing?

[Blake Anderson]

Get the out of here with your coffee and your you.

[Anders Holm]

And that's when you take the sign, you throw it through the window.

[Adam Devine]

So are your kid. Your kids can fully read that sign. I'm bad with when kids can start to read. Yeah, they're fully reading.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm bad with when kids can read, you idiot. I mean, yeah, my 8 year old can read.

[Anders Holm]

When do kids read?

[Adam Devine]

Are you fully reading?

[Blake Anderson]

6, 7. They're reading earlier than I think we were.

[Adam Devine]

I think I was like 14.

[Anders Holm]

We don't read. We don't read. So they're reading quick.

[Blake Anderson]

We read the tea leaves. Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Absolutely.

[Anders Holm]

I read US Weekly.

[Adam Devine]

Thank you for that. Heed the warning, Blake.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, so. So anybody out there?

[Adam Devine]

That's the first ever in PII history.

[Anders Holm]

Yes. Heed the warning.

[Blake Anderson]

I got a huge announcements. Being a kids movies, it's a real segue, guys.

[Adam Devine]

All right.

[Blake Anderson]

I took Ernie to go see the new Ghostbusters afterlife.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

Okay. What do we think?

[Anders Holm]

Go off king.

[Adam Devine]

I haven't seen it yet.

[Blake Anderson]

And I. I just got a second say fully cried.

[Anders Holm]

Wait, what? You did.

[Adam Devine]

This? This is big news. Why didn't we start the podcast with this? We could have got an hour out of this. We could have melt this almond.

[Blake Anderson]

I. Yeah. And you know how much water it takes to get a almond.

[Anders Holm]

They're canceled the movie. And why did you cry?

[Blake Anderson]

I give spoilers away.

[Anders Holm]

Don't tell me Winston died. If Winston dies, I cry.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm not going to give spoilers because it. It is cool. But. But like the end of the movie. Movie. I. And by the way, let me just preface. I love Ghostbusters. If you don't love Ghostbusters, you're not going to feel this way.

[Anders Holm]

It's your favorite movie. Almost kind of.

[Blake Anderson]

That and Bottle Rock, my two favorite comedies.

[Anders Holm]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talk about it when it's like.

[Blake Anderson]

The kids are Moving back to, like, they, like, are kicked out of their apartment. And, like, it's Egon's daughter and granddaughter grandkids, and they move to Egon's, like, weird farmhouse out of the middle of nowhere to, like, collect a check. And it turns out to be, like, just shitty. And the person who's kind of, like, in charge of the deed is Janine Melnitz, who was the secretary. So homegirl Annie Potts is back.

[Anders Holm]

Wow, look at you.

[Blake Anderson]

Annie Potts is back.

[Adam Devine]

I probably won't feel the same way because I wouldn't know all the deep cuts.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah. This is the girl with the glasses.

[Blake Anderson]

Yes. And she goes, are you the woman I spoke to on the phone? Which is a line from the original movie.

[Adam Devine]

And that got you going.

[Anders Holm]

No, no, no.

[Blake Anderson]

That was just like, hairs on the neck.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

And I was like, this is.

[Anders Holm]

All right, we're lost.

[Blake Anderson]

I was like, hey, dude, we're in.

[Adam Devine]

The weeds over here. Just lie to your kids about Santa.

[Anders Holm]

D so D. This movie was made for. Specifically for you. Who knows every line, every character. Like, this is for Ghostbusters fans.

[Blake Anderson]

It's. But Arnie, let me get. I'll clear it up.

[Adam Devine]

But it does seem like a cool movie.

[Blake Anderson]

It's great. And then I do think it's good. I think it's genuinely a good movie on its own. Because Arnie. Arnie loved it. He was still thinking about it a few days later. Later. And in the end, there's a whole, like, thing that goes down that I'm just like, holy, this is heavy for me. Like, oh, my God.

[Anders Holm]

Wow. That's when you start to cry.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

I was just like, this is too real. Like, this is real. This is not the movie's real. But, like, what they're doing, what the mess?

[Adam Devine]

Like, this is too real, Pam.

[Blake Anderson]

The shout out that they're giving is heavy. Well, why don't you cry about it?

[Anders Holm]

It's definitely for Harold Ramos.

[Blake Anderson]

Exactly.

[Anders Holm]

Harold Ramos, of course, because he's actually passed away.

[Blake Anderson]

No longer with us. And the shout out they give and how they do it, it like, it's a little clunky movie wise, but like.

[Anders Holm]

He says, eon, oh, bro.

[Adam Devine]

Eon.

[Blake Anderson]

That's from Ghostbusters, too. For our listeners do. That's a good do is so good. But I highly recommend it. It's dope.

[Anders Holm]

Okay.

[Adam Devine]

And what is that called? It's called Ghostbusters.

[Anders Holm]

This ain't Ghostbusters.

[Adam Devine]

This ain't pornobusters, the porno parody. Yeah. You can. You can find it on pornhub.

[Blake Anderson]

I got that somewhere real close.

[Adam Devine]

Do you think we talk about porno more than any other podcast at all? Loops back around, dude.

[Anders Holm]

Adam. We literally did the Trojan Pleasure, and after the first two, Trojan came to us and said, you have to stop talking about porno.

[Adam Devine]

I know. I was there.

[Blake Anderson]

And we go, what don't you know? That's almost where all the sex happens.

[Anders Holm]

We're like, why did you get us?

[Adam Devine]

That's kind of our whole thing, though.

[Blake Anderson]

It is crazy how at some point, Workaholics episodes, there was always at least a C story was like. And maybe, like, she was from pornhub. Maybe we, like, maybe we remember her from, like, a Heatheride Deep Throat video. I. I don't know. A deep cut. I know.

[Anders Holm]

We're like, this is. Everybody knows what this is.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, everybody. Everybody's on board. We all know it.

[Blake Anderson]

It is funny when you see, like, there'll be a meme that'll just be like a frame of something, and it's like, if you're over 30, you know exactly who this is or whatever. And you're like, yeah, I know.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, age yourself with a. With the picture of a porno you watch, right?

[Blake Anderson]

And you're just like, man, got me through some tough times, dude. Man. Honestly, like, there should be a Where are They Now? Porno thing. Should we produce a Where are they now Porno thing?

[Adam Devine]

No, it would be too sad, Jers.

[Anders Holm]

It's sad. They're dead. Their disease is bad. It's not good.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, no, they're fine.

[Adam Devine]

Some of them.

[Blake Anderson]

They're all doctors.

[Anders Holm]

They're doctors and lawyers. No. Okay. All right.

[Adam Devine]

Some of them. Satan or.

[Blake Anderson]

They've needed doctors and lawyers.

[Anders Holm]

They have stuff on Netflix that is called, like, Laughter Life After Porn. And they're all very, like, yeah. Not hyped.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, it's usually not the best scenario.

[Blake Anderson]

How are they not hyped? They have hours of footage out there of them at their best. Their bodies look phenomenal.

[Anders Holm]

Having fun.

[Adam Devine]

Bodies look banging. Having fun. Having a blast. Wet and wild. Crazy kids.

[Blake Anderson]

Have you guys ever seen a porno star out in the wild? Cause I remember I had at a Barnes and Noble. I did like a fucking quadruple take, and she looked at me and was.

[Anders Holm]

Like, yeah, who was it?

[Blake Anderson]

Are you ready? Can I blast this? I don't think it's a big deal, but it's. And it's a deep cut that you're going to be like, okie dokie. Whoa. Cuz it wasn't obvious.

[Anders Holm]

It's going to expose you more than her.

[Blake Anderson]

No, no, no. Cuz she was a star. She was a star. I think she might have been like star of the year, whatever the they do. And she was just in a hoodie. Do you remember Ashley? Blue.

[Adam Devine]

Kind of. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Brown hair.

[Anders Holm]

Adam has to pretend he doesn't.

[Adam Devine]

No, I kind of do. I don't really. I'm looking her up. I think I do.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, yeah, Wait, green or. No, blue. Yeah, blue, blue, blue. She was at a Barnes and Noble and I was next to her and I look and I go, oh, what's up? Okay, cool.

[Anders Holm]

She was signing books or like buying them.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah, she was at a huge book signing. No, she was like looking at DVDs or something.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, I remember this girl.

[Blake Anderson]

Don't sit with the. That register.

[Anders Holm]

Yeah, yeah.

[Adam Devine]

I would like to give flowers to our manager, Isaac. I was watching some old videos. Workaholics. Also flowers too. Multiple flowers are being given right now.

[Anders Holm]

Here we go.

[Adam Devine]

The workaholics TV on Instagram. That account. I think it's workaholics or workaholics daily. Well, I don't. Fuck, I'm blanking. You guys know that account they post shit about all the time. They're all awesome and they just post non stop stuff. And the other night I just fell into a little hole, like looking at old clips of like episodes that I've completely forgot about where I'm like, oh shit. And it just sort of transports you back to when we were shooting those episodes and one of them was a drunken drunkumentary when we used to get just blackout drunk and watch the whole season of Workaholics and do the commentary, which was super fun. And I remember. Well, I listened to it and Isaac comes in the room and we start talking about Isaac. We're like, give it up for Isaac, our manager. And we're like, he's old as fuck. He's 41 years old.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh my God.

[Adam Devine]

I'm like, he's a young looking 40 year old. And then Isaac's like, I'm 41 now. And the man is 51 now. And we've known him forever.

[Anders Holm]

Finish him.

[Adam Devine]

He is still the oldest guy we know, but next to Ders, he charges Ders pit sweat. And he still isn't afraid to get ridiculously way too drunk with me at a nice steak dinner.

[Anders Holm]

He's the man, dude.

[Blake Anderson]

I'm sorry to the fans that we couldn't wrangle Kyle. He's busy. Prior commitments. We miss you, Kyle.

[Anders Holm]

We do. Greatly missed.

[Adam Devine]

Super Big time. Missed. The rugaloids are pissed, especially. Thank God they finally knew that director Steve Baron directed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles amongst coneheads. Yeah.

[Blake Anderson]

Yeah.

[Anders Holm]

I feel like we honored Kyle pretty well during that segment. He would have. He would have loved that.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah, there's a lot of this that Kyle would have just loved, but not here.

[Blake Anderson]

His fans will have a lot to talk about on 4chan later. I think they'll be good.

[Anders Holm]

Qanon.

[Adam Devine]

What is new? Check in that photo or is just the three of us?

[Blake Anderson]

No, it's how it's supposed to be.

[Adam Devine]

Freaking. See ya. Yeah. Good. Good.

[Blake Anderson]

It's what the fans want.

[Anders Holm]

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I miss him.

[Adam Devine]

I miss.

[Anders Holm]

And if you want Kyle back, make sure that you boycott what we do in the shadows, because that will get him back quicker. I think so.

[Blake Anderson]

Oh, wow. Is that what's happening? Can I apologize or can I urge you to do a take back real quick?

[Adam Devine]

Nah, nah.

[Blake Anderson]

We love Kyle. We love. We love what we call shadows because we just don't have time to say the whole name and also forget it. Yeah. It's too bad he's not here. I apologize to the fans, but I'm not a bitch. Deal with it. An asshole.

[Adam Devine]

Yeah. Get them. And that's another episode of. Of.

[Blake Anderson]

This is.

[Anders Holm]

Important.

[Blake Anderson]

But not to Kyle. Freaking.

[Adam Devine]

See ya.

[Blake Anderson]

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