#600 - The Rizzler

Summary

Podcast Summary: This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von – Episode #600: The Rizzler

Release Date: August 5, 2025

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Introduction: Health Hacking and Biohacking Trends

In the season opener of episode #600, Theo Von delves into the burgeoning trends of health hacking and biohacking. He highlights the quest for longevity, sharing a humorous anecdote about a four-year-old aspiring to live to 1,100 years old. This segues into a discussion on NAD (Nicotinamide Adenine Dinucleotide) levels—a crucial component for cellular energy and aging.

Theo Von [00:00]: "Between the ages of 30 and 70, your NAD levels drop off by 65%. NAD is considered the battery pack of your cells."

Theo promotes True Niagen, a supplement scientifically proven to boost NAD levels by up to 150%, backed by over 35 human clinical studies. He mentions a prior conversation with Andrew Huberman, who lauds True Niagen as a top health hack.

Theo Von [02:55]: "Andrew Huberman was on the podcast and we were talking about it and he said it's one of the top health hacks that he could recommend."

Tour Announcements

Transitioning from health topics, Theo shares his upcoming tour dates, covering locations from Los Angeles and Anaheim to Calgary in Canada. He encourages listeners to grab tickets through his official website.

Theo Von [02:40]: "I've got a few tour dates coming up... Get tickets only at the ovon.com/tour."

Introducing The Rizzler: A Young Creator’s Journey

Theo introduces today's guest, The Rizzler, affectionately described as a "young king" with talents spanning creation, acting, and even some dancing. The playful banter hints at The Rizzler's dynamic persona and prominent presence.

Theo Von [03:09]: "This kid's got it all. Today's guest out of the northeast is the Rizzler."

Deep Dive: Conversations with The Rizzler

The bulk of the episode features an engaging conversation between Theo and The Rizzler, touching upon various facets of a young creator's life.

1. Gaming and Family Interruptions

   The Rizzler shares his frustrations about being distracted during intense Fortnite matches by his mother, which often leads to losing the game.

   The Rizzler [03:09]: "I got a headshot by a sniper."

   Theo Von [04:13]: "You can't pause your game. What do you tell the other guys?"

2. Superhero Movies: DC vs. Marvel

   Discussing cinematic preferences, The Rizzler expresses a liking for both DC and Marvel, depending on the desired action level.

   The Rizzler [07:37]: "If I want to see like, action-packed superhero movie, I'll go Marvel."

3. School Life and Responsibilities

   The conversation shifts to The Rizzler's school experiences, including chores like doing dishes and his interaction with peers. He humorously mentions assisting his parents with unconventional tasks, like painting a car.

   The Rizzler [17:55]: "I only do the dishes when my mom cooks."

4. Hobbies and Skills

   Showcasing his versatility, The Rizzler discusses his passion for BMX bike tricks and his interest in Pokemon cards, revealing his collection's value and rarity.

   The Rizzler [35:48]: "A pack is $5... the top card is usually $300, $400."

5. Acting and Commercials

   Reflecting on his acting endeavors, The Rizzler talks about participating in commercials and likens his experiences to iconic scenes from movies like The Sandlot.

   Theo Von [58:03]: "Look, this is like the part with the lifeguard. But instead, I ate the burger."

6. Friendships and Collaborations

   The Rizzler shares insights into his friendships with AJ and BJ, fellow creators known for their collaborative content and high-energy performances.

   The Rizzler [35:08]: "We went on a hundred cameos in two days."

7. Future Aspirations and Personal Growth

   Discussing his ambitions, The Rizzler contemplates potential future careers such as basketball or baseball, expressing a desire to play for the Mets.

   The Rizzler [39:24]: "The Mets."

8. Personal Life and Family

   The episode touches on The Rizzler's family, including his younger brother Julian and his grandparents, who contributed to his early hobbies and interests.

   The Rizzler [21:07]: "He's still figuring it out, huh? He doesn't have a lot of life experience right now, but he'll get there."

Humorous Interludes and Lighthearted Banter

Throughout the episode, Theo and The Rizzler engage in playful exchanges, discussing everything from The Rizzler's ability to crack his jaw to humorous takes on everyday school life. Their chemistry adds a relatable and entertaining layer to the conversation.

Theo Von [30:46]: "The smellies type, man. Pull one up right now."

The Rizzler [53:00]: "I can kind of. I can crack it."

Closing Remarks and Future Endeavors

As the episode wraps up, Theo congratulates The Rizzler on his successes and extends an invitation to collaborate in the future. They exchange well-wishes, celebrating The Rizzler's growth and milestones.

Theo Von [65:38]: "Cheers to many more bike tricks. Cheers to another year of great energy."

The Rizzler [66:02]: "Yeah. Pay us the money you owe us, huh?"

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Notable Quotes Highlights:

• Theo Von [00:00]: "NAD is considered the battery pack of your cells."

• The Rizzler [03:09]: "I got a headshot by a sniper."

• The Rizzler [07:37]: "If I want to see like, action-packed superhero movie, I'll go Marvel."

• Theo Von [58:03]: "Look, this is like the part with the lifeguard. But instead, I ate the burger."

• The Rizzler [35:48]: "The top card is usually $300, $400."

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Conclusion

Episode #600 of This Past Weekend with Theo Von offers listeners a delightful blend of humor, insightful discussions, and an intimate look into the life of a young creator, The Rizzler. From gaming mishaps and superhero movie debates to family anecdotes and future aspirations, Theo and The Rizzler provide a captivating conversation that resonates with both young and adult audiences. Whether you're a fan of Fortnite, Pokemon cards, or simply enjoy witty banter, this episode is sure to entertain and engage.

Transcript

[Theo Von]

Into crypto or your next ones. You know, everyone is health hacking these days. Biohacking people want to live forever. I was at a four year old's birthday party the other day. He said he wanted to live to be 1100. I'm like, dang, buddy, if you, if you are going to live that long, you're going to need to keep your NAD levels replenished. That's what I'm talking about. Nad. I'm sure you've been hearing about it. And between the ages of 30 and 70, your NAD levels drop off by 65%. NAD. It's considered the battery pack of your cells. Yeah, you want to keep your cells restored, you want to keep them refreshed. That's why there's True Niagen. Yep, True Niagen. It's real Fountain of youth vibes, man. It's, it's a science backed way to age better. It's clinically proven to boost your NAD levels by up to 150%. And it's backed by over 35 human clinical studies. And some people are like, well, what is nad? What does it do? Well, it just repairs and restores your cells, right? That's it. It doesn't give you like some crazy boost of energy. It's a long term play. Andrew Huberman was on the podcast and we were talking about it and he said it's one of the top health hacks that he could recommend. So here's what I do now. I take True Niagen every single day. And right now, this past weekend, listeners get up to 25% off True Niagen with code THEO. Go to trnia.com T H E O that's T R U N I a g n.com theo and use code THEO for up to 25% off. Your nad levels will thank me. But yep, I've got a few tour dates coming up. Los Angeles, California, August 14, Anaheim, August 16, Oceanside, August 17, and Calgary in the Canada, two shows August 23. Get tickets only at the ovon.com/t o u R. It's for the return of the Rat. And thank you guys so much for your support. Today's guest is a young king. Young king. He's a creator, he's an actor, he's a Renaissance man. He can kind of dance a little bit. You've seen him pretty much everywhere. He's been on a legendary run. Some people say he's only 6 years old, some people say he's 7 million years old. We'll see what we can Find out. This kid's got it all. Today's guest out of the northeast is the Rizzler. All right, fellas, if you need us. Don't need us. You feel me? Dude, I freaking hate it. I'll tell you this straight up, dude. Like, what I hate is when, like, if I'm doing something at home and my mom needs me.

[The Rizzler]

I was. I was in a match of Fortnite. I was. I was the. There was. There was top three. I was the third person left. And then guess what? My mom calls me down, right? She'll go clean the dishes. Right? And guess what? Out of nowhere, she distracted me. I got a headshot by a sniper.

[Theo Von]

And did she take any responsibility for it?

[The Rizzler]

No. What? And then I went downstairs, and she was cleaning the dishes already.

[Theo Von]

So she didn't even need your help?

[The Rizzler]

No.

[Theo Von]

Ugh. Why do they choose to operate like that?

[The Rizzler]

And she was like, oh, I always have to do everything in this house.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah. I just took a freaking slug to the head. You know, you just got domed out over there, like, God. Oh, but that's the worst, dude. My mom will be like. And you're just, like, so furious.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

And you can't pause it. You can't just pause your. Can you pause your guy? If you're like. You can't. What do you tell the other guys?

[The Rizzler]

Well, actually, if you have a mic, you're like. Like, if. You're only allowed to, like, talk to people if you have a mic.

[Theo Von]

Okay.

[The Rizzler]

Like, basically like this.

[Theo Von]

Got it.

[The Rizzler]

I have, like, like, the exact same mic at my house.

[Theo Von]

Okay.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. In my room.

[Theo Von]

So. So when you're playing fortnight, you can just use your mic. You tell the guys. But what do you tell them if your mom's calling? Like, do you, like.

[The Rizzler]

Well, usually in the match, you're not allowed only the people that are on your team. Because, like, you. There's a friends list of people you can invite to your party, and whoever's on help you kill the other people. Like, there's squads, solos, duos, trios.

[Theo Von]

Got it. And. But what do you, like, if your mom's yelling? I mean, what do you do when you get down there? Do you express frustration? Do you tell her, hey. Or do you just. You got to listen to Mom.

[The Rizzler]

I like. I listen, but, like, I'm like, after this match, right?

[Theo Von]

After this match, after this, after that, it never ends, though, you know? Life, huh? Dude? My freaking mom. One time we had to help her paint her car or whatever because she got. She, like, not gonna say she she did, like, a crime. Not a crime or whatever. But anyway, we had to help her paint her car, and we didn't know how to paint. We didn't know. We were like children, you know?

[The Rizzler]

Really?

[Theo Von]

Yeah, so. But she's okay. She's doing fine now. But, dude, I saw Superman yesterday.

[The Rizzler]

You saw the movie?

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Oh, I want to see it so bad.

[Theo Von]

You do?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

It's 3D.

[The Rizzler]

It is?

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Have you seen a 3D movie before?

[The Rizzler]

I have. I've seen, like, at least four or five 3D.

[Theo Von]

And would you think when you see them, what do you think? Do you think it's worth it? Do you think it's. Whatever. Would you.

[The Rizzler]

I think it's worth it.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

I've seen inside out 3D. I've seen Avatar. I've seen Lion King. That was 3D. Well, I'm gonna see Superman, so that's gonna be 3D. And then. And then what's the other one?

[Theo Von]

But I don't know if I can't tell if I mind it or. Because when it's 3D, really, if you take the glasses off and you look at the screen, it's just, like, blurry.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, but you can, like, still see the movie.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right. Yeah. But I don't know. I. I don't want to tell you what happens, but it was a. It was pretty cool. I guess. There's like, a. I mean, it was good. I mean, you get all the flying scenes, you know, where he's just like.

[The Rizzler]

I really want to see Fantastic Four.

[Theo Von]

I haven't seen a lot of these superhero movies.

[The Rizzler]

Really?

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

I saw Thunderbolts. That was really good.

[Theo Von]

Bring up a picture of thunderbolts. Let me get a gander at this. I'm not even familiar with it.

[The Rizzler]

It's a new Marvel movie.

[Theo Von]

What do you recommend when it comes down to it? Oh, this is it right here.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah.

[The Rizzler]

It's basically the New Avengers, because all the Avengers basically died.

[Theo Von]

Oh, gosh. Yeah. This looks like Avengers. Like, Narcan version, kind of.

[The Rizzler]

And you see that girl in the middle?

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

That is Black Widow. That's her sister.

[Theo Von]

Oh, really? Yeah. This definitely seems like people that have been in treatment or whatever, but now they have more power. Yeah, man. When it comes down to you, for DC or Marvel, where do you go, man? Where do your loyalties lie? And it's okay.

[Hank Hill]

Marvel.

[The Rizzler]

But if I'm like. If I want to see like. Like a calm, like, superhero movie, I'll go dc. But if I want to see like action packed, like superhero movie, I'll go Marvel.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Because like Marvel is usually more action, right?

[Theo Von]

Yeah. I mean, Superman was super. It was like just crazed almost. At some points you're like too much action. Like, hey, can we have a couple minutes without action. I can't even eat my popcorn kind of thing, you know?

[The Rizzler]

And also I heard Lilo and Stitch. There's literally. It's 3D and you're. You're like when you're. When something shakes in the movie, you shake.

[Theo Von]

Oh, I like that.

[The Rizzler]

And when you go. When someone goes in the water, you get sprayed by water.

[Theo Von]

I want that. I would love that. Just to have like some like, you know, have something happen in the movie and then you get to feel it right there. That's pretty cool. It reminds me of like whenever I went to Disney World. Have you been there?

[The Rizzler]

No.

[Theo Von]

What? Sorry, I thought you'd have been. No, it's fine. And look and look and I don't. Yeah, it's not. Everybody's been. I shouldn't act like everybody's been. Have you discussed it at all with your folks?

[The Rizzler]

Um, well, I mean, when I go to Disney World, like, if I go there, I'm probably gonna get swarmed by people, but, you know, I'm kinda used to it.

[Theo Von]

Might have to wear a mask, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Or like a beard or something like that.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

You know what? Was there a picture the other day I saw of you in a. There you are right there. Yeah, the frickin. Who is that?

[The Rizzler]

DJ Khaled.

[Theo Von]

Oh, DJ Khaled, baby. The Rizzler and the Palace Sizzler right there. Dude, that's awesome now, bro, if you wore that, you think anybody's. Nobody's clocking you eyeing that? Not a chance. You'd be like, oh, look, that's a 38 year old guy from outside of Trenton who's doing his best. Obviously his wife left him, you know, and he's. Yeah, he's got some glandular issues. That's all they would think is that he's just, you know, it's kind of like a young. Yeah. Guy doing his best.

[The Rizzler]

His shoes are actually kind of fire in that picture.

[Theo Von]

I agree. 100.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

And they match well. Very stylish too. He almost looks a little bit like Adam Sandler disguised, doesn't he, in this picture? Thank you. He looks like Adam Sandler's disguised as DJ Khaled.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Thank you, dude. That's the kind of. I've been saying that kind of Stuff. What else? Dude, you know, I saw you at that restaurant one time at Craig's. You remember that?

[The Rizzler]

Oh, yeah. That was the first time I met you.

[Theo Von]

Yep, you're right. Right there.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Good memory, dude. And you were up. I'm not gonna. I'm not trying to rat you out or whatever, but you were up at you. It was like 10:00pm yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Well, now my bedtime is 1:00 clock in the morning, so.

[Theo Von]

What. What are you, a union worker? What are you taught? One God and I'll be on. I mean, I saw you. I didn't. I don't know. I saw you at the restaurant and you were drinking soda past 10pm yeah.

[The Rizzler]

That'S why I went to bed at 3 o' clock in the afternoon.

[Theo Von]

Okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah. They do have very strong soda over there. I mean, they had strong soda. Dude. Yeah. You didn't blink for like 11 minutes. I was talking to you. Yeah, but that's what it is, right? So the bedtime's been fluctuating a little bit, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Theo Von]

And do you choose the bedtime or do your parents choose it? What's it like?

[The Rizzler]

Well, really, I choose my bedtime. But like, really, when my parents go to sleep, I go to sleep because like, usually I have to go to bed, like to walk, I have to go to. I have to watch a movie before I go to bed. I can't like not go to bed without watching something at all.

[Theo Von]

For sure.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. But if I'm like, like super tired, I just like go on my bed.

[Theo Von]

And I close my eyes and then.

[The Rizzler]

And I just fall asleep.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Now if your parents try to say, you need to go to bed now, do you stand on resness. What do you do with them?

[The Rizzler]

I go to bed. Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Respectfully.

[The Rizzler]

But if I wake up in the middle of the night and I can't go back to put. Go back to bed, I go play fortnite. So.

[Theo Von]

So hey, yeah, tomato, tomato.

[The Rizzler]

One time I played fortnite for. Until I forgot when was it, but it was Saturday to 1:00 in the morning. So basically all day.

[Theo Von]

Oh my God. And do you take any breaks or whatever? You're going to urinate.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Okay. Yeah. I don't want you sitting there in a diaper or something playing. I'm saying because, you know, you got some of these crazy people. Show me some of those kids in Asia and they're playing. They won't even. They're wearing diapers so they don't have to get up and leave the console it's crazy. It's a lot.

[The Rizzler]

I can't play a match by myself in Fortnite.

[Theo Von]

You can't?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, I can't.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

It's too hard.

[Theo Von]

It's too hard. But at least you know your limitations, right? That's very important. Dude. Let's get into a little bit of your history and your lore and your origin story, if you don't mind. Where the Rizzler Begin. How did it start?

[The Rizzler]

Well, so I came home one day, right? And I told my dad, dad, I want to make a video. So then I made a video and I said, this is how to do the Face of a Rizzler. And I did this, this, and. Yeah, that, and then that. Just.

[Theo Von]

Now, what did D do after you said that? Because one thing I do notice that's very. I think is really special about you and your father as a viewer and as a fan, is you guys seem to have a really good relationship. You know, you could tell he's very supportive. He loves his son. Right. He thinks his son is awesome.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

And I think that that's really cool to see in the world, you know? But now when you ask him to record that video, is he right there? Is he telling you to do different edits or. He kind of. Did you guys. Was it one shot, one kill? It was done well.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Theo Von]

So you guys just got it done?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. Wow. But, like. Like, say he wanted to do a video, and I was like, I'm kind of tired right now. I don't really want to do the videos. So, like, we don't have to. But, like, sometimes, like. Yeah, you gotta do a video.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Because you just feel it inside of you. You got to do. What do you feel like? The. The fans want it, or you just think you have a good idea? Like. Like, when. When are the times you feel like you got to do one?

[The Rizzler]

I gotta do a video. Like if I. I gotta do a video. Like if I'm at a cool event.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Or like, if I meet, like, someone famous. Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Do something cool. Memorialize it.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, I like that. I've seen some of the great videos you have with your bicycling tricks, you know?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, BMX tricks.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Right there. And this is great right here.

[The Rizzler]

That's my beautiful bike right there.

[Theo Von]

Oh, that thing's nice, huh? Who got you that?

[The Rizzler]

I got it at Walmart with my grandma and grandpa.

[Theo Von]

Oh, that's nice. Are they good people?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Nice. What's your grandfather's name? Do you know?

[The Rizzler]

Joe?

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Grandpa Joe. I love It.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. The first trick I'm gonna do is the no handle that helmet I also got at Walmart.

[Theo Von]

Oh, I can tell that it's.

[The Rizzler]

It's supposed to be a dirt bike helmet.

[Theo Von]

Oh, one hand. Oh, yeah, he switched it up. Boy, the full leaf clover. Oh, my God. That's just for St. Patty's Day, that one, brother. That's only for St. Patty's now, do you have any new bike tricks up your sleeve? Do you think we'll see any more?

[The Rizzler]

Like, so I've been practicing a new bike move. It's kind of easy now. It's like, you ride the bike, you go really fast, and then you slowly let go. You have to keep your balance.

[Theo Von]

Both hands.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, both hands.

[Theo Von]

And what? That's it?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Wait, that's it.

[The Rizzler]

But if I feel like I'm starting to fall, I grab back on.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Respect. Nice. So do you think we'll see that maybe this summer? Into the summer, sometimes?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

You haven't released that one yet.

[The Rizzler]

No, I haven't.

[Theo Von]

Okay. Got it. Where do you hail from? Where did you actually begin? Like, in birth and stuff. Oh, but, like, are you from a certain town or city?

[The Rizzler]

Oh. Oh, okay. So actually, I'm from Staten Island.

[Theo Von]

Oh, really?

[The Rizzler]

No, I moved to New Jersey. Right. And then now I go everywhere.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, I like it. Do you feel a responsibility? I think a lot of people saw you in that original Black Panther video, right? And people saw you just kind of take on this responsibility to want to be somebody who fights for the people.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Is that how you feel in your heart? You think, like, do you think you could actually battle some of the crime bosses that are actually out there? Some of the corrupt politicians, those sort of guys?

[The Rizzler]

I think so, yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty strong.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Dang, bro, you've been growing, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Mm.

[Theo Von]

It's important. And is your mother make you some nice dinner once in a while? What does she like to make for you?

[The Rizzler]

Well, usually I eat this. Like, it's like TV dinner. It's really good for you. It's called Factor.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah. Factor Meals.

[The Rizzler]

So good.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

And very healthy.

[Theo Von]

They are good. We've done advertisements for them over the years. Some of my friends eat those. Oh, yeah. I like it because it's just like, if it's the right amount of food, bam, you're done. Yeah, Yeah. I like. They had. I think they used to have, like, a chicken cordon bleu or something that I would have.

[The Rizzler]

Sometimes they give us, like, 160 of them, so.

[Theo Von]

Oh, Lord.

[The Rizzler]

My whole freezer is full of them.

[Theo Von]

Oh. So, yeah, everybody's getting one. You get a factor. Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Do you have chores at home?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Okay, what are some of those consist of?

[The Rizzler]

So, like, I clean my room sometimes, and I do the dishes once a week.

[Theo Von]

Okay. So once a week you got to do the dishes.

[The Rizzler]

Well, really, after I eat, I have to do dishes.

[Theo Von]

Okay. So after you eat, you got to do the dishes.

[The Rizzler]

And also, I only do the dishes when my mom cooks.

[Theo Von]

Okay.

[The Rizzler]

Or my dad.

[Theo Von]

Or your dad cooks? Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

That's the only time when I do the dishes.

[Theo Von]

Why is that?

[The Rizzler]

Because. I don't know. I like doing the dishes.

[Theo Von]

Hey, you want to help out?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, I like that. It makes it a family affair, huh? And does your grandmother ever cook anything for you?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah.

[The Rizzler]

She makes the best chicken cutlets.

[Theo Von]

God. God, I want to meet her. I love. Yeah. Why are they so good at that kind of stuff?

[The Rizzler]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Theo Von]

What is it?

[The Rizzler]

And my other grandma.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

She makes the best meatloaf.

[Theo Von]

Oh. Oh, God. Put me in it. Some of them. Sometimes that meatloafs, I just want to put my hands in it. It looks so good. I love it. I love meatloaf. Look at that.

[The Rizzler]

Oh.

[Theo Von]

My God.

[The Rizzler]

Stop making me drool.

[Theo Von]

I know. Come on. Hey, guys. Huh? These guys have no respect.

[The Rizzler]

You know, There's a meatloaf that looks like a mouse.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, okay. That's mouse loaf, dude. That's rat loaf. I'd have a little. You know, I probably wouldn't have a lot. I would start at the back, probably.

[The Rizzler]

And also when I went on the plane today to come here.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

I went on first class. Right, right. And I had the best, like, food on the plane. It was like. I forgot what it's called, but it was like something with chicken.

[Theo Von]

What did it look like?

[The Rizzler]

It was like. It was kind of like a. That. That's what I had.

[Theo Von]

I know what that is, dude. It's. It's like a little. They're good.

[The Rizzler]

They are good.

[Theo Von]

God, they're good.

[The Rizzler]

And they have the. Just. They have the, like, the best amount of spice.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Perfect sauce. And what I love is usually two of them. So you can eat one of them.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

And then why bother?

[The Rizzler]

It came with a little cheesecake.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah. Come on. Come on. It's just like Staten island in the sky.

[The Rizzler]

Remember, this is on the plate.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

That's like the best meal you can get on the plate.

[Theo Von]

Oh, I can't even believe it. I mean, the fat. Yeah. Some people aren't even getting this on the ground. And the fact that you guys got that up there, that's very nice. God, those things are so good. I hope they give them a name one day, because otherwise we just have to keep describing them to each other. Oh, yeah, they're good. You have a brother, too, right? Is that right?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, Baby Rose.

[Theo Von]

How do you keep the fame off of him? How do you keep the haters off of him? You got to protect him.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, that's in this.

[Theo Von]

Oh, there he is.

[The Rizzler]

So cute.

[Theo Von]

He's cute guy. How old is he?

[The Rizzler]

He's four right now.

[Theo Von]

Okay.

[The Rizzler]

And he'll be five in September.

[Theo Von]

So he's still. He's still figuring it out, huh? He doesn't have a lot of life experience right now, but he'll get there.

[The Rizzler]

And a couple days ago, he just started building Legos. No, he built a whole Lego set by himself. Minecraft 1.

[Theo Von]

Really?

[The Rizzler]

It was like, a small one. It was like. It was actually. It was, like, decent size. It was like this big, and it had cows and, like, a Minecraft waterfall with, like, a knight and a zombie. Wow.

[Theo Von]

He must have been pretty proud of himself, huh? And can he eat whole food and everything?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, yeah.

[Theo Von]

Oh, he's great. But how do you keep like. Because I'm sure a lot of people press you sometimes. How do you protect him from the fame?

[The Rizzler]

I don't know.

[Theo Von]

At least take care of him, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

I love that. Dude. That's awesome. Oh, is that what he made?

[The Rizzler]

No, it was like.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

I don't know. It wasn't like sheep. It was. It was like a. It was like a. Kind of like a llama. And he was. His back was all grass. Right. And it was with a guy with a pickaxe and a zombie, and it was like trees, blossom trees.

[Theo Von]

It sounds like a new political party, really, to be honest with you, you know, it sounds pretty intense. Yeah. What. What kind of animals you got at the house? You guys holding it? You guys holding over there?

[The Rizzler]

No, but we might get a dog.

[Theo Von]

Yes. Have you guys had the conversation about it? Who brought up the conversation? She did. So she's interested in one. And would you get to pick it out or she gets to pick it out. Have you talked about that, or.

[The Rizzler]

Well, I don't really know what dog to get to. She'll figure out.

[Theo Von]

So you think whatever kind of dog you get, you'll love it?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Okay. You get to name it, but I.

[The Rizzler]

Want to be a small dog.

[Theo Von]

Why?

[The Rizzler]

I don't know. I like small dogs.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, it's nice. They could jump on your bed and stuff, you know, I like that too. Big dogs sometimes they just, they get so they move around and it gets crazy. Knock everything over.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

You know, you're sitting there, you having a little TV dinner day night, you're like Jeep as creepers. You know, I'm trying to frickin finish my programs. It's a lot. You got the fourth grade coming up, huh? Is that true?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Okay. How are you feeling about it?

[The Rizzler]

Good. I want to blow out that Campbell so bad.

[Theo Von]

You do? All right, how about this? You answer, answer this next question, I'll let you blow it out.

[The Rizzler]

Okay.

[Theo Von]

What's one of your biggest fears about the fourth grade coming up? Something that you might. That's, you know, got you maybe a little bit nervous.

[The Rizzler]

I don't know. I'm not very nervous on that.

[Theo Von]

Really?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

All right, deal. Yeah. You gotta get on top of that bad boy.

[The Rizzler]

There we go.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Look at that smoke.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, tell me about it, brother. Hit some over here. I'm gonna call my sponsor, brother. Good. Yeah. That's what I'm talking about, brother. God, I'll freaking light up a whole freaking couple pounds of that now.

[The Rizzler]

Smells even better in here.

[Theo Von]

It does, doesn't. I love that. It's like a bird. It's like when you get a birthday cake and get to blow it out. Yeah, that's the best. Man, I'd love for you to check out my interview with Hank Hill. Yep, that's right. In studio. And you can also watch the new season of King of the Hill streaming now on Hulu.

[Hank Hill]

And that's the difference between a hex socket and a pass through socket. Anyway, just let me know when the interview's starting.

[Theo Von]

Oh, we've been rolling.

[Hank Hill]

Oh, well, then I should probably clarify that point I made earlier about inconsistent torque ratings.

[Theo Von]

No, I think we're good on that topic, brother. Thanks for sitting down with me, Hank.

[Hank Hill]

Well, thank you to Theo. This is my first time being on a podcast.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah? Do you listen to any podcasts?

[Hank Hill]

Just one. The Propane Resource Council podcast, hosted by Chet Murray.

[Theo Von]

I'm not familiar with that one.

[Hank Hill]

Oh, well, Chet's a real character, I tell you what.

[Theo Von]

Okay, so you used to sell propane.

[Hank Hill]

Propane and propane accessories.

[Theo Von]

Is propane considered a upper echelon gas?

[Hank Hill]

Yes.

[Theo Von]

Some people say it's just zesty diesel, you know. So how high can it get you?

[Hank Hill]

The only recreational use for propane is for family activities such as frying up a turkey on Thanksgiving.

[Theo Von]

You know, I grew up in Louisiana, Hank. So me and my cousin Boogie, we used to ride our bikes behind the city mosquito sprayers and catch a buzz off those fumes, Daddy. You feel me?

[Hank Hill]

No. Anyway, you said you're from Louisiana. My neighbor Bill is from Louisiana. Did you ever run across any of the Doe Treves?

[Theo Von]

Yes, I did. A guy named Gilbert Dotrieve, that's Bill's cousin. Search up a Gilbert d'. Autre. Gilbert.

[Hank Hill]

Hey, there's Bill.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Oh, we used to give each other haircuts on his front porch.

[Hank Hill]

So my son Bobby gave me this ad for his restaurant. I promised him I'd read it.

[Theo Von]

Okay? Okay. Guests don't usually bring their own.

[Hank Hill]

Ad reads, Robota chain is Dallas's only German Japanese fusion restaurant where east meets worst, as in bratwurst. I think he wrote this himself.

[Theo Von]

Sounds beautiful.

[Hank Hill]

Oh, that's my wife, Peggy. She's reminding me to talk about her.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, whatever, man. We got three hours.

[Hank Hill]

Oh, we do? Well, then, you see, the pass through socket is best used in those type of situations. I was talking about earlier where a hex socket is impractical.

[Theo Von]

What are. But, you know, in fourth grade, you know what they do have? They have.

[The Rizzler]

Oh, you know what they also have? More drama.

[Theo Von]

Oh, it's true, huh? I mean. Yeah. What, like, people were just talking. More noise. You think?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

A lot of gossip.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Rumors. And they have. You have to add and subtract fractions. Can you already do it?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

No way. Have they taught you that?

[The Rizzler]

Well, add em. Subtract fractions. I don't know how to do that, but I know how to do fractions.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah. All right. You're probably halfway to add in. Yeah. I mean, what's some of the fricking noise that could come in here in the fourth grade? What's some stuff that, you know, you think there's gangs or whatever.

[The Rizzler]

Probably.

[Theo Von]

I know. And are you looking forward to seeing some of your friends again or. No?

[The Rizzler]

Well, yeah, I know everyone in the third grade, so I don't really care who I get in my class.

[Theo Von]

Were you going to a new school or just. Just.

[The Rizzler]

No, same school.

[Theo Von]

Okay. So you'll know everybody in there, huh? It'd be a little bit different, though. People will be taller, different, you know. Is it hard for you to, like. Do they want you to be the Rizzler at school? What do they want at school? Is there a lot of pressure or anything? What does that feel like?

[The Rizzler]

Well, the first year was kind of crazy, but now it's not because, like, I took Pictures where everyone in the school, you know?

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Like it's done.

[The Rizzler]

Even I'm like that. I'm like.

[Theo Von]

You are. Respect even the security guards, everybody. Cafeteria people.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Hell yeah. You got to show them love. I respect that, man. Do you all have school? Lunch at school, yeah. That's nice.

[The Rizzler]

But in my other school, guess what? We got to pick what we wanted for lunch.

[Theo Von]

What?

[The Rizzler]

You know, on Friday we had McDonald's.

[Theo Von]

Who even let it happen?

[The Rizzler]

I don't.

[Theo Von]

Oh, that was under Biden. I think that's crazy.

[The Rizzler]

What is? In my po. There's gloves in my pocket.

[Theo Von]

Are there really? Let me see him. Are you a crim? What? Is these for crime or whatever?

[The Rizzler]

I guess so.

[Theo Von]

I guess so.

[The Rizzler]

I don't know.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah, I guess I'm a detective. Oh, yeah? I'm a detective now. Huh? Check this for fingerprints. Eh? Yeah, I like that, huh? Blm, homie. This is dope. I like that. Yeah. Dude, what if you do the dark Riz fingerprint? Nuh. Whose is that?

[The Rizzler]

An elf? I don't know.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, probably an elf. Yeah. Yeah. Probably just some local scoundrel. Dude, you ever do this in a glove? What's that like? Oh, that's really. It's a black tie affair. Huh. They smell pretty good.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

What's one of your favorite smells, you think Sharpies, brother. Light that candle again, huh? Yes. Dude, why are. Why do they smell so good?

[The Rizzler]

I don't know. Are the smelly sharpers sharpies? They just want me to eat them, bro.

[Theo Von]

Oh, they good.

[The Rizzler]

They just want me to eat them.

[Theo Von]

Oh, pull one up. The smelly sharpies.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, the smell.

[Theo Von]

The smellies type, man. Pull one up right now. God, I haven't even seen those. Oh, those.

[The Rizzler]

And then you won't believe this. There is a hamburger and french fry eraser that smells like McDonald's. They want me to eat erasers. They want me to eat rubber.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. I'm telling you, man. That's why they want me to eat.

[The Rizzler]

Stuff that says do not consume, brother.

[Theo Von]

Dude, that's the system working against us, man.

[The Rizzler]

Like on this water, like, say it's like oil and it looks like coca cola. It says do not consume in bolt. Like, very big letters. Now I want to consume it.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. It's almost like they're just challenging you. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh, you don't think the Rizzler can digest this? Yeah, that dude will freaking refine. A barrel of crude and two swallows, brother. He gets it done, man. Do you have ever have to have security at school or do you have any issues there? No, it's all chill.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Give recess. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Do you hear that? Damn, that was impressive.

[Theo Von]

Thanks, brother.

[The Rizzler]

You know what I do with these gloves to make them, like. More like. Cool?

[Theo Von]

What?

[The Rizzler]

I bite the tips off to make them like. Oh, my gosh. That's impressive.

[Theo Von]

That is definitely.

[The Rizzler]

That can't even.

[Theo Von]

That's Howie Mandel. He's a famous comedian. He does it. Play it for him. If you've never seen Howie Mandel. One of the greats. I used to work with him.

[The Rizzler]

Really?

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Listen to this. All right, before I start. Before I start. I did. I did.

[The Rizzler]

Okay.

[Theo Von]

No, no, come on. Wait. All right, I'm gonna. Okay, here's what I'm gonna do. All right, I'm gonna. All right, we'll listen. Okay, listen. All right, before I start. He had a joke where he would do that a lot. He was really dialed in with it, but. Yeah. Put it over his whole head and then blowed it up. Let's see if we can find it. We might be able to find it. What is your. Do you have, like, a finishing move or whatever when it comes to defeating enemies?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, I have a finishing move. So it's. I fly up, right?

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

I come back down, I spin around, I turn into flames, and I hit him. I go right into. And also. And also, someone's trying to come at me. Boom. Invisible bubble.

[Theo Von]

Nuh. Oh, wow. So you have a defense and you have an offense.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Gosh.

[The Rizzler]

And also I have guns.

[Theo Von]

Of course. I mean, yeah, you're in Jersey in claws and claw. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Oh, definitely. Because your wife wants her back scratched all the time. That's the problem, you know? But that's life. Here we go. Right here, one more time. Howie Mandel. I got another one.

[The Rizzler]

I can't.

[Theo Von]

Okay. Is it over your nose? Yes, it is. Okay, now hold the rim tight so air doesn't get out. All right. And blow out your nose. Do you have a cold? No. Okay, good. Am I doing it? I can't see you, Howie. Thank you. Really, this is great. You know my daughters. Thank you, too, man.

[The Rizzler]

This is good.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. And this. That's all you had to do to get a nursing degree back in the day.

[The Rizzler]

That looks like it hurts.

[Theo Von]

It does. I know.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

It's brave. Some of these guys do brave stuff. How did you meet AJ and bj, Man? How'd you meet those guys? Did you meet them at a Costco or something?

[The Rizzler]

So I met them at American Dream.

[Theo Von]

An American dream mall.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

And what y' all were just wandering around. They were wandering around?

[The Rizzler]

No, they messaged us and they were like, yo, we shouldn't meet at American Dream Mall when we just met.

[Theo Von]

You guys aren't related, though. There's rumors out there that you guys are related. Is that true?

[The Rizzler]

No.

[Theo Von]

Nothing.

[The Rizzler]

I wish, but we're not.

[Theo Von]

Oh, that's nice of you, but you're still able to spend time together, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

And what is something that AJ likes to do or BJ likes to do that people don't know?

[The Rizzler]

Open cards. Like Pokemon cards. I like to do that.

[Theo Von]

Oh, really? How much is a pack of Pokemon cards?

[The Rizzler]

Well, a pack is $5.

[Theo Von]

Oh, and you can you. What's like, the best thing you could pull out of one?

[The Rizzler]

A full art.

[Theo Von]

A full art.

[The Rizzler]

And the top card, which is the top cards, usually 300, 400.

[Theo Von]

$400 worth?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

No way.

[The Rizzler]

But there's not just one set. There's like a bunch of sets.

[Theo Von]

Okay.

[The Rizzler]

Like, that's a top card. And that goes. I know how much that goes for. That's like.

[Theo Von]

Oh, wait, might not be a real one.

[The Rizzler]

That goes. No, that is, I think. Oh, go. It goes for like $600.

[Theo Von]

Oh, wow. Gosh.

[The Rizzler]

That gold Mewtwo. I have it, I think. No, no, not that Mewtwo. Yeah, yeah, you see that one? I have that one. But instead of it being like, pink, I have it being blue and it's all gold.

[Theo Von]

Beautiful.

[The Rizzler]

So it's basically the better version of this one.

[Theo Von]

And how often are you able to buy packs? Do you have an allowance? What do you have?

[The Rizzler]

Well, really, when I go see AJ and Big justice, like, I usually open cards with them.

[Theo Von]

Okay, so they got cards. They like doing it.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Oh, nice.

[The Rizzler]

And later, I'm going to this place. It's five minutes away from my hotel. It's. I forgot what it's called. Oh, LA sports cards. It's like we've been there before. Jay McJustice and me, we've been there and it's actually really cool. I pulled a 300 card there. This is it.

[Theo Von]

Oh, wow. LA sports cards.

[The Rizzler]

Literally five minutes away from my hotel.

[Theo Von]

Oh, that's great. They have UFC cards too. They have all kinds. I like ufc. That's probably my favorite sport. You ever seen any of it? Mma?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Those guys are warriors, huh?

[The Rizzler]

My best friend, his brother, his older brother, he does ufc.

[Theo Von]

Nuh.

[The Rizzler]

Uh huh? Who?

[Theo Von]

What's his name?

[The Rizzler]

His name's Riley.

[Theo Von]

Riley. He does it in Jersey.

[The Rizzler]

Oh, no. Staten Island.

[Theo Von]

Huh? Wonder if I've ever seen him fight before. What's his last name?

[The Rizzler]

Well, he doesn't. I think he does ufc. It's like he does, like fighting, but, like, I'm not sure if it's on tv. He's not. He's not like, like famous, but he trains it like he. He's done it like two or three matches before.

[Theo Von]

Oh, wow. That's amazing, though.

[The Rizzler]

I think so. Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Still, to go fight is amazing. Riley Hunt. Is that his name?

[The Rizzler]

Yes.

[Theo Von]

Oh, there he is right there. Riley Hunt. Let's get a gander at it.

[The Rizzler]

Wait, is that him? No, it's not him.

[Theo Von]

No, no, that's a different picture of someone else.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, Riley Hunt.

[Theo Von]

Riley Hunt. Flyweight. Right there. That's nice.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, that's him. That's him, that's him.

[Theo Von]

Oh, my freaking God, dude. Look how much he can jump.

[The Rizzler]

That's him. What I think. Yeah, I think that's him.

[Theo Von]

That's amazing. Dude, you gotta go watch him fight sometimes.

[The Rizzler]

I will for sure.

[Theo Von]

He just won. March 29. Riley Hunt reacts after his KO against Tyler Tob last week at Warriors Cup 68 series.

[The Rizzler]

It's really good.

[Theo Von]

Dude, you gotta go, bro. Let me know, dude. I'll pull up. Fight. I love going to the fights. It's a lot of fun, man.

[The Rizzler]

Well, usually the fights are like two or three minutes.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, they're pretty quick.

[The Rizzler]

This one was like, like 30 seconds.

[Theo Von]

Not. What's a sport you see yourself evolving into one day. Like, if you had to go pro in something because you're going to have opportunities, probably basketball for sure.

[The Rizzler]

Or baseball.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Who would you play for if you. If you went pro and baseball?

[The Rizzler]

The Mets.

[Theo Von]

Oh. Yeah, brother. First game I ever went and saw was a Mets game.

[The Rizzler]

Really?

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Benny Ogbiani was you too. You remember it?

[The Rizzler]

I think so. Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, I think I do too. Bam. Oh, that's Nicks right there. Oh, look at that fade. You just got tightened up, huh? Let's go, boy. Oh, yeah, dude. Heck, yeah. Look at you out there, dude. Look like Nate Robinson out there. Oh, hit him with it, brother. That's the four pointer right there, brother. Anything is possible.

[The Rizzler]

I almost made that.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, you did. I agree. I agree. I almost made that anything r possible. Dude, when you. When you sell the Pokemon cards, you flipping them or you keeping them? What are you doing?

[The Rizzler]

I keep them.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Big justice likes to sell them, but.

[Theo Von]

He likes to get in the business side.

[The Rizzler]

I agree with when he sells them.

[Theo Von]

You do she support his business?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. What's another business? You think you could see you and your family starting One day. Could it be a restaurant? Could it be a shoe shop? What's something.

[The Rizzler]

Oh, and speaking of cards, there's a Pokemon pack that goes for 800.

[Theo Von]

And. Is it already.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, $800.

[Theo Von]

Is it already opened?

[The Rizzler]

No, it's, like, sealed. Sealed.

[Theo Von]

So you don't know what's in it?

[The Rizzler]

It's from 1998.

[Theo Von]

You weren't even born then, were you? Wow, that's crazy, man. Long time ago. Long. What did you notice over your life? Change. What is something you've noticed over your. Some things change over your life.

[The Rizzler]

I don't know, but.

[Theo Von]

But it's fine. Yeah, I feel you, dude. That's kind of how I feel about everything. That's my number one answer. Most of the time it's like, I don't know, but I guess it's fine. You know, I think that's super important. I know that AJ and AJ and BJ are known for the booms, right?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Are you allowed to boom at home? Does your mom say, keep the boom in the car? What' the rules over there?

[The Rizzler]

Well, like, when I'm home, I don't really do, like, the boom or, like, the wrist face that at home, that's work. Yeah, right.

[Theo Von]

That's like when Superman puts his cape on. Yeah, but at home, you just Clark Kenting around.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, I like that. But does your mom care if you boom at home or if you were, or does she, like.

[The Rizzler]

I mean, like, I don't really, like, do that. I only do it from, like, doing a video or something. Like a cameo?

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Really? I do this.

[Theo Von]

That's it.

[The Rizzler]

AJ and Big justice do the boom.

[Theo Von]

They're booming all day. What's the most booms you've ever seen them do in one day? Probably. What's the most booms you've ever seen?

[The Rizzler]

Well, they only do five booms, but.

[Theo Von]

Have you ever seen them do even in one day?

[The Rizzler]

Oh, one day, they're probably. If they're doing cameos, 108 booms.

[Theo Von]

What, did the police show up?

[The Rizzler]

I don't know.

[Theo Von]

God, it just seems like too many for a couple of guys. But if anybody can pull it off, they can, right?

[The Rizzler]

I did a thing with them where. So we did a hundred cameos in one day. No, two days. Two days.

[Theo Von]

Wow.

[The Rizzler]

We ended at, like, 60, and then the next day we finished.

[Theo Von]

Did it feel like a lot where you burn out?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. How are you doing? Personally, man, I know you got a lot going on in your life, right? Like, your life's kind of different than other young Men's lives, you know, you have a responsibility to, you know, the people of Gotham City, the people of the world, you know, they expect. When times are tough, they expect the Rizzler to show up and be there to support them, to show them love and to be like a. You know, to be a. A beacon of hope.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

In the world. But what's that pressure, like, on you? Like, are you handling it okay? Do you have moments where you just have to go sit out on the porch and just, like, not smoke or whatever, but, you know, sit there or whatever?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

You take. You ever take some time for yourself? How do you handle that pressure?

[The Rizzler]

I don't know.

[Theo Von]

Get a massage or something.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Can you get a massage? Can people even legally massage a kid?

[The Rizzler]

Actually, when I went to Big Justice's house, he had a massage chair in his room.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah. I don't know what age he is, but that starts to happen.

[The Rizzler]

He's. I think he's 12.

[Theo Von]

Oh, he's. Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

12 or 13.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Oh, dang. So what? People were just. He. And he gets massages to come.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. And then his friend. Like, his friend's dad. Wait, I forgot.

[Theo Von]

What?

[The Rizzler]

His friends. Well, I forgot, but yeah.

[Theo Von]

Are you allowed to stay over at your friend's houses or not?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Heck, yeah, dude. What's the latest?

[The Rizzler]

The whole weekend I stayed at Big Justice.

[Theo Von]

Oh, you did? What's the latest y' all are allowed to stay up?

[The Rizzler]

Well, really, we stay o'. Clock. We stay up until one o' clock in the morning.

[Theo Von]

One o'. Clock.

[The Rizzler]

And guess what? One time we were like. Because, like, we. We have a. We. We sleep in one bed because it's like a big bed. And, like, he sleeps like. Like. Like this. And then I sleep on the other side of the bed. It's like a big bed.

[Theo Von]

Oh, wow, that's nice. Dude, if somebody has a big old bed.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

God. Does he have any pets or not?

[The Rizzler]

Oh, no. I used to have a. A fish, but.

[Theo Von]

We won't say nothing, huh? Things happen, eh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. His name is Bluey. It was a Blue. You know, the Flying Fishes.

[Theo Von]

I haven't seen him bring it up. Flying Fish. New Jersey. Flying fish, yeah. This could just be some guy, some young guinea escaping prison, too. Who knows what we're gonna see here. That's what you had?

[The Rizzler]

I think so. No, it was a smaller one. It was like.

[Theo Von]

Where'd you get it?

[The Rizzler]

Petco.

[Theo Von]

You ever been to. If you ever been to the fair before? Yeah, I love the fair. Do you?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

What are some of your Favorite rides at the fair.

[The Rizzler]

My favorite rides are like, my favorite rides. The Ferris wheel.

[Theo Von]

Good.

[The Rizzler]

I like. Oh. I've been on a ride before, my soul almost left my body. It was a ride that goes like this. It goes up this. The sky goes right here.

[Theo Von]

No. What?

[The Rizzler]

It was right here. And then guess what? It spins around like that.

[Theo Von]

Oh.

[The Rizzler]

Like your chair springs around like that.

[Theo Von]

Who let you on it?

[The Rizzler]

Big Justice.

[Theo Von]

Oh.

[The Rizzler]

And the guy even said, just like, you know, your soul is gonna leave your body. I thought I was gonna sign a waiver for a second. I was like.

[Theo Von]

And Big justice. Just getting you into that kind of stuff, huh? God, they really do bring the boom, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

They're not lying.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Like, if I ask you this, be honest with me. When AJ And Big justice say they're bringing the boom, are they really? Or is it Cap?

[The Rizzler]

Oh, yeah. They're bringing the boom.

[Theo Von]

Respect. Respect, man. There's a couple rumors that I've heard about you. I'm going to rattle them off. You tell me true or false. Okay. I heard that you have two cell phones.

[The Rizzler]

I actually have three. I. Well, my brother has two iPads. And I have a phone. And I have Nintendo. Two Nintendo switches.

[Theo Von]

You have a scale? What? Good answer.

[The Rizzler]

And Good answer.

[Theo Von]

And I have Nintendo Switch. You have it.

[The Rizzler]

I do.

[Theo Von]

What, you can just switch from one or the other?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, I got the switch. It's like an all white one. And then I have the Switch 2. It's the new one. It's actually pretty cool.

[Theo Von]

Another rumor that I've heard. I read somewhere online and haters will say stuff, you know, but somebody said that you can't run that fast. Is that true or is that.

[The Rizzler]

I can run fast.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, I think that's what we saw. What did you. Right here. Somebody said, I heard you can't even run that fast.

[The Rizzler]

I can run. I can run fast.

[Theo Von]

So that's Captain.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Gosh, man. I'm sorry. People say that kind of stuff, too.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

You can run from the law in this picture right here, I'll tell you that. You could run through prohibition right here with your father. That's an awesome picture. And where were you guys going? God, look at you. You look like. You look like. I'm sitting Rosie o' DONNELL in that picture.

[The Rizzler]

I'm literally sitting on books.

[Theo Von]

Oh, you are. Like, how many books they got you on, bro? Those feastables, the peanut butter ones.

[The Rizzler]

No, there's peanut butter ones and chocolate.

[Theo Von]

Ones, but the peanut butter chocolate ones, how good are they? What are we.

[The Rizzler]

I hate peanut butter. But peanut butter and chocolate juice.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. It's like they knew each other. Yeah, it's like.

[The Rizzler]

It's like they were meant to be.

[Theo Von]

It really is. It's a. They're the Romeo and Juliet of our taste buds. You know, another rumor I heard that you get unlimited screen time on the weekends.

[The Rizzler]

Yes.

[Theo Von]

Weekdays, too.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Oh, my God. Your mom's gonna be mad, dude, that we told. Sorry. It is what it is, right? Sometimes you're your own worst snitch, huh? Of course. You know, Ridge, they make amazing wallets. I've got one. I use it every day. I've been using it for years. I love it. They also make premium everyday gear, luggage, and more. And right now, they're doing their legendary sweepstakes for the fifth time, and it's insane. Two lucky winners will get to choose between a $300,000 Lamborghini Huracan Sterrato, $150,000 Hennessy Velociraptor or a hundred thousand dollars in cash. Bang. That's unbelievable. There's no reason not to enter. You can enter completely for [e-mail] so why not take your shot? Ready to upgrade your wallet and maybe your ride? For a limited time only, head to ridge.com and use code THEO at checkout for 10% off your order and a chance to win Ridge's biggest sweepstakes ever. A Lamborghini Stirrado or a Hennessey Velociraptor or $100,000 in cash. No purchase necessary to enter, but every dollar you spend gets you more entries. That's ridge.com and use code THEO. After your purchase, they will ask you how you heard about them. Please support our show and tell them our show sent you. Rumor or Cap the MD Foodie Boys. You familiar with them?

[The Rizzler]

No.

[Theo Von]

Bring them up. Rumor is that they tried to invite you into their dining club. These guys right here?

[The Rizzler]

I think so.

[Theo Von]

Actually, rumor is that. Yeah, because there's one of the kids was, like, allergic to caramel or whatever, and that's how they blew up. And. Or had never seen nougat or whatever. Or whatever. And. Or he'd never eaten, like, a poke rib or something, and he just. I remember he turned all red when they even told him about it. But. Yeah. Somebody said they invited you to be in their gang.

[The Rizzler]

I think so, actually.

[Theo Von]

Okay. And is that something you think you would do where you're kind of you. You like your turf? You're on. Are you considerate? Respect. I like that. Yeah. People love these guys, man. They're out of Baltimore. Some survivors up there is what they. And they're doing their best. Oh, have you been to any concerts?

[The Rizzler]

Well, the last, like, concert thing I've been to is when I went to your comedy show. That was the last concert I went to.

[Theo Von]

Was it really?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Thanks, dude. That was nice of you to come to. Remember we brought you up on stage too. Got you a little practice in front of the crowd. Well, thanks for coming, man. I got to come to one of your events. It's only fair, huh? What's something you doing? You. Is there something you're throwing? Every year you're going to start throwing maybe, like a certain event? Like, maybe I want to do my own podcast. Oh, you do Rismas in July or something? Stand on Risness. It's you going and helping out, like lemonade stands that are failing or different neighborhood businesses. You know, I could see. Because it seems like you really like to be helpful to people. Is that true? Yeah, I think I can see that in your heart. And so I think that would be neat if there's like a young, young person starting a business and you roll up and you add some riz to.

[The Rizzler]

It and, you know, I have a hidden talent. I can crack my jaw.

[Theo Von]

You can?

[The Rizzler]

Okay. I can kind of. I can crack it.

[Theo Von]

Try one more time.

[The Rizzler]

I'm not sure if you can hear.

[Theo Von]

It, but, like, I can hear it. I can hear. I can. I can almost hear it. Oh, yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Earlier I cracked my neck and I.

[Theo Von]

Was like, yeah, it feels good, huh?

[The Rizzler]

My soul almost left my body.

[Theo Von]

Dude, come on. You're out. But, dude, I don't like when people crack their fingers. It creeps me out. Yeah. When people crack their fingers, like, what are you doing? Get some vitamins or whatever. You're falling apart out here and I gotta listen to it. When you look back on your life or this important, what's maybe a choice you wish you'd have made differently when you look back on your life? But is there, like, something you're like, ah, maybe I could have done that a little different. Or maybe I wish I hadn't done.

[The Rizzler]

That when I lost a fortnite match.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Burned you, huh?

[The Rizzler]

And like, I tried to do a strategy and then I tried to do that strategy and didn't work.

[Theo Von]

That happens a lot in life. I think if you have a strategy for something, it doesn't pan out. You know, one day you got to get your mother probably a nice gift. You know, once guys kind of make it in the industry, they got to get their Mother something, you know, which is something you think your mother would really like from you, you know?

[The Rizzler]

A necklace.

[Theo Von]

I like that. Huh? What would it have on it or say on it? Or would it be maybe have something written on it or something?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, maybe it'd be like a diamond. Like, inside of a ring.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, like.

[The Rizzler]

But, like, the ring is, like, around the diamond. And you know how it's not like there's a ring and then the diamond is outside of it. It's a diamond, and then the ring is like. Like Saturn. The ring is around the diamond.

[Theo Von]

Pretty cool. It's a good idea. I could see you doing jewelry, you know, doing a jewelry shop, maybe. I like that. If you had to sell one dessert for the rest of your life to people, what would it be, you think? Trying to think what mine would be.

[The Rizzler]

Brownies.

[Theo Von]

Go. Come on.

[The Rizzler]

My memo makes the best brownies.

[Theo Von]

God, what does she put in them?

[The Rizzler]

I don't know.

[Theo Von]

And what does she like to do? She play cards or what does she do? Come on. What are we doing? I know. Huh? I'm gonna let you crack my neck in a second. Those things look good. What are some things you think like, you're an older brother? I want to. I want to. I want to know. A little bit before. Before the fame, a couple questions. Were you a Ms. Rachel fan before the. Remember her?

[The Rizzler]

Oh, my God, I hate Ms. Rachel. You know why?

[Theo Von]

Why?

[The Rizzler]

Because, right. I was, like, watching Netflix with Big Justice.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

And then I sat on the remote by accident and Ms. Rachel turned on, and I was just, like, staring at her, like. And then Cousin angel came behind me and was like, you have a crush on Ms. Rachel? I'm like, no, I don't. And then, like.

[Theo Von]

So they were pressing you about her?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. So that made you feel uncomfortable then? A little bit.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

She seemed like a sweet lady. Yeah, but you weren't tapped in. You weren't watching Miss Rachel videos and stuff before you blew up. True. You were not. Right.

[The Rizzler]

My baby cousin, he's like, one years old, he watched Mr. He watches Ms. Rachel.

[Theo Von]

Okay. So some people are watching it in the neighborhood. Okay, fair, fair.

[The Rizzler]

You know what? I like watching? Coco Melon.

[Theo Von]

What is it?

[The Rizzler]

Coco Melon.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah, it's kind of. It's just kind of passive watching. Right, Teasy?

[The Rizzler]

Like, say, like, I watch a scary movie, like, in the middle of the night, I'm like, oh, I turn off them. I turn off the tv, put on every light in my house, turn back on the tv, watch Coco Melon.

[Theo Von]

Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, you're definitely. You're definitely a regular American right there. And now a scary movie could just be the news even, and people can't even handle it.

[The Rizzler]

I heard they made a live action nuh.

[Theo Von]

Who played Cocomelon?

[The Rizzler]

Oh, I think it's right there. That one? That one? Yes, I think. I think so. I heard a rumor that there was a live action one.

[Theo Von]

Huh. That would be cool to go see. Do you remember what your first word was?

[The Rizzler]

Ah, wrestler.

[Theo Von]

Gotta be.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, yeah, it was my first word.

[Theo Von]

I mean. Yeah, if anything else fell out of your mouth, people would be shocked. You know, I know that you've been doing some acting recently. You have a deal with Hardee's, right? You were doing a commercial whenever I freaking saw you in Nashville. Let's take a peek at it. Can we? Beautiful sunny day at the pool. There was only one thing that could make the day better. Now look at that. There. The Rizzler. Knew what he had to do.

[The Rizzler]

Have you. Have you ever seen Sandlot? Yeah, this is like the part with the lifeguard. But instead I ate the burger.

[Theo Von]

Plan was in motion.

[The Rizzler]

Watch this, watch this, watch this. Look at me. I turn upside down.

[Theo Von]

Dang. Where is that? Wow. Nice execution, Riz dog. Yeah. Pork Frisco burger.

[The Rizzler]

This message is approved by the Rizzler.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Dude, you did a good job, man.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Do you feel overwhelmed that day or you feel like everything was kind of manageable?

[The Rizzler]

It was actually pretty nice.

[Theo Von]

Really?

[The Rizzler]

And it was. It kind of reminded me of my. What's it called? Booking.com Commercial.

[Theo Von]

Oh. So just reminding you of other acting you've done.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Yeah. Do you feel like acting is something else you want to do in your life? Yeah. What makes you feel that? What gives you that calling? Kind of.

[The Rizzler]

I'm just good at it. Yeah.

[Theo Von]

If you weren't an actor, what would you be?

[The Rizzler]

Then you think comedian? Because I'm funny.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, dude, that's cool, bro.

[The Rizzler]

But I would only, like, do shows, like, once a year.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, yeah. Special event.

[The Rizzler]

Or like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like once a month or something like that. Once a month is too crazy. But like.

[Theo Von]

Four times a year.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, four times a year. At least.

[Theo Von]

At least.

[The Rizzler]

Wait, wait. When you do your comedy shows, like, when. When is your favorite time to, like, do comedy shows?

[Theo Von]

Probably in the evening, for sure. Yeah. If you do it too early, I think a lot of. But if you want people to come to the show, a lot of them are at work during the day, so you have to wait till they get off work. So usually they can get there by like seven. See a show. So that's pretty fun.

[The Rizzler]

Like, do you do a lot of comedy shows?

[Theo Von]

Yeah, I probably do maybe 100 something a year, so I've done a lot.

[The Rizzler]

Good, good.

[Theo Von]

Thanks, man. Yeah, it's not, you know, I'm not where I want to be, but it's like, you know, everybody is trying to put. Put the pieces together. When you see people that are struggling in comedy or struggling, what's some of your suggestion? You give them some advice. You give them.

[The Rizzler]

I just say your risk. Proof. There was proof.

[Theo Von]

You're Riz proof.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, you're Riz approved.

[Theo Von]

Oh, you're Riz approved.

[The Rizzler]

Do you say Riz approved?

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Well, then they would have no wrist because they're rib. They're wrist proof.

[Theo Von]

I, I, I misheard you. That's like having a bulletproof vest, but it stops Riz. Yeah, you don't want that. No, Riz approved.

[The Rizzler]

That's like saying you have a bulletproof vest and then a knife can cut through it.

[Theo Von]

I know. Sorry I even woke up today, you know, but, but yeah, Riz proof is best.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

All right, man. Sorry. Riz approved.

[The Rizzler]

Yes.

[Theo Von]

Is this podcast Riz Approved, man?

[The Rizzler]

Yes.

[Theo Von]

Respect 100. Well, if I can help you on a podcast or something sometime, or if I can give you any thoughts or ideas or anything like that, happy to share them. Who's somebody you would want to interview on your podcast? You think if you started one, this.

[The Rizzler]

Guy, his name is Ben Hasler. He's a YouTuber.

[Theo Von]

Ben Haslet.

[The Rizzler]

Ben Asler. Ben as Alart.

[Theo Von]

Ben as Alart.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. I call him Ben Asler, but Ben.

[Theo Von]

Aslart, there he is.

[The Rizzler]

The same thing.

[Theo Von]

Oh, he looks like a fun guy, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. I love his videos. They're so fun.

[Theo Von]

Finn has a lot. Thanks for putting me on, bro. That looks good. Jeremy Hutchins is another guy, I guess.

[The Rizzler]

Oh, yeah.

[Theo Von]

Jeremy Hutchins said that's one of his.

[The Rizzler]

That's his. Jeremy Hutchins is like there's this thing, it's called the Amp Squad. It's a bunch of. It's like all their friends, and they all do content.

[Theo Von]

Oh, bet.

[The Rizzler]

Sometimes together and sometimes not.

[Theo Von]

Do they play soccer, too?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, yeah, look, that's the Amp Squad.

[Theo Von]

Dang. Rizzler. You need your own freaking Amp Squad, dude. Oh, my gosh. You got to get one of those people. From all.

[The Rizzler]

I didn't know Brie was in the Amp Squad.

[Theo Von]

You have to get one.

[The Rizzler]

That means I'm in the Amp Squad because I met Brie.

[Theo Von]

Is that how you get in?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah. The girl in the middle. Middle.

[Theo Von]

Oh, you're in. Dude, call him. Have him send you a check.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Now, do you have keep a piggy bank at home? I know you've probably made a little bit of money over the years. Would you save it up or what are you doing?

[The Rizzler]

Um, well, I used to have this piggy bank. It was Superman. And you know where the Superman logo is?

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

Every time you put a coin in the cape, we would make the sound, it would play the soundtrack. And then you know what? What my cousin would do when he came over? He kept putting coins in the thing all day because, you know, all night, because he slept over, and I couldn't go to sleep because he kept playing the soundtrack.

[Theo Von]

Yeah.

[The Rizzler]

And the soundtrack is like, two minutes.

[Theo Von]

Oh, you're like, dude, yeah, things are super, but let's get a little shut eye, you know? Oh, dude, sometimes cousins, that kind of stuff's just the worst, dude.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, I think. Yeah. Today is my cousin's birthday, actually.

[Theo Von]

Well, let's say happy birthday to him. What's his name?

[The Rizzler]

Julian.

[Theo Von]

Julian. We want to let you know, man. Happy birthday.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, Happy birthday. With the gloves. Now I'm gonna take them off because my hands are sweaty.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, my hands are sweaty, too, but we had a good time.

[The Rizzler]

Look at my hand.

[Theo Von]

Let me see it.

[The Rizzler]

It's glossy. Look at the inside of this glove.

[Theo Von]

That thing's damp, huh? Oh, Lord.

[The Rizzler]

Oh, my God. Look at that.

[Theo Von]

That thing's damp. We're gonna save that. We're gonna auction that off. Some politician will buy it. Anyway, Varizzler, great to see you, man. And thank you for coming to my comedy show. Dude, that was really nice of you. I didn't even realize it.

[The Rizzler]

And also, before I go, I'm not sure if a lot of people know this, but I have a birthmark on my hand.

[Theo Von]

Oh, I didn't know it.

[The Rizzler]

I just want to get that out there.

[Theo Von]

You got it. Let me get a gander at it, huh? Oh, yeah. You sure it's your birthday? You sure, sir? Yeah. What am I even. What am I asking the Rizzler if he's sure about something? He wouldn't open his mouth if he didn't know what he was talking about. Well, man, cheers to many more bike tricks. Cheers to a lot of another year of great energy. The fourth grade you're pulling up in. You know, are you scared about. Are there, like, girls in the fourth grade or. That's not. Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Good luck out there, brother. That's what we're gonna say. Stay hydrated. Oh, yeah.

[The Rizzler]

That's my first sip right there.

[Theo Von]

Hey, look, I. You have as much as you want. You know, we got more where that came from. But congratulations on all the success. And. And I hope to see whenever you have a comedy show, you invite me out over there, all right?

[The Rizzler]

Okay.

[Theo Von]

All right. And happy birthday, Julian.

[The Rizzler]

Yeah.

[Theo Von]

Pay us the money you owe us, huh?

[The Rizzler]

Yeah, they better be nice to me.

[Theo Von]

Yeah, you better be nice to him. Thank you, brother. Now I'm just floating on the breeze? And I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone oh, but when I reach that ground? I'll share this piece of my life out? I can feel it in my bones? But it's gonna take.