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Hey, everybody, it's Theo Vaughn here and I got a question. When it comes to soda, are you really picking a zero sugar cola that you actually prefer or are you just settling for what you've always had? That's the question. And I'll say this. When it comes to taste, I find that nothing beats Pepsi Zero Sugar. But you don't just have to take my word for it. That would be ridiculous. Pepsi has been doing blind taste tests for years. No labels, no brand names, just taste. And last year, they brought back the Pepsi Challenge and the results were clear. 66% of people agreed and said that Pepsi Zero Sugar tastes better than Coca Cola Zero Sugar. In fact, Pepsi Zero Sugar won in every market they tested. So if you're grabbing a zero sugar soda, go with the one people keep choosing when taste is the only thing that matters. Go out and try Pepsi Zero Sugar today. Let your taste decide. Today's guest is a streamer. He's a content creator. He's originally from Taiwan. Taiwan. He's got the spicy shrimp paste. You know what I'm talking about? He's that bottom ramen. You feel me? And I heard he's frosty on the hibachi. He's the lady boy. I mean, he's a ladies man. I'm grateful to finally sit down with the man that just won a reality streamer of the year. Welcome, Ray. Is there anything specific you want to talk about? And go over at some that's for like your brand or anything that's popping for you?
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I'm looking. I don't really care.
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You want to buy an island, buy an island. Would you say island?
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Sorry, I'll be down. I'll go lie. I'm making some new shit.
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You can't buy an island.
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What do you mean?
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Not right now. It's not a good time.
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Nah, I'd love to do one. Like I'm making a new streaming. Streaming DD party.
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You make it in a new streaming Diddy party?
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Yeah, yeah.
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So but who's is it going to be kind of like, will it be kind of Asian only because Diddy, it seemed like.
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No, no, no. Everybody can join for me. I'm not racist. So every racist can join. Black, whites for me. Indians, Europeans, everybody can join. It's a dating party.
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I don't know if it's the best time because they just put out all those files from the over Epson.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So do you want to go that far and do like an island or you.
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No, no, no. I don't want to do the things later. But I want to make some new shit.
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Your own shit?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, have you been on the island before?
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I never been. They had a comedian that had been, though.
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They invite you?
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No, I didn't even get an invite. I don't know. I have some mail I haven't opened, but I don't think I got anything like that.
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Yeah, I don't.
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I would like.
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Wait, wait, wait. Deal.
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Yeah.
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Quick question. That's the intro.
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That's the intro.
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As an intro. Like. Like, would you buy Island?
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God.
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That's what America's wondering. Because you're the future, man. The future now is like, we're getting all of our semiconductors from your. I know that you're Taiwanese. Taiwanese.
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Taiwan. Yeah.
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Thank you for coming.
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Yep.
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And that we're getting all our semiconductors from you guys, right?
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Oh, the car from PC. Yes. Oh, you got for me.
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Y' all have all of our ideas. All the information is going through Taiwan now.
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Yeah, bro.
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And it's happening physically, I think, through you. That's what I'm saying. Like.
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Yeah. So you know what? I might be the spy. You know?
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Yeah.
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You know who Phantom is?
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Phantom?
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Phantom.
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Phantom, like Phantom of the Opera. Bring it up.
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What's that? Phantom of the Opera.
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This was the guy.
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What's that guy doing?
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White face. This was like an early. Kind of. This dude was like taking advantage of women and doing whiteface or whatever.
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Oh, like he the original Diddy.
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Yeah, yeah, he was. Yeah, yeah.
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Okay, okay. I like that.
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I like that he was an early Diddy. But, dude, if you. If you did a Diddy thing, dude, bro, if you did a Diddy, I don't know if people are ready for it right now. Do you think? I guess if everybody's invited, at least it's more that. More welcoming to everyone.
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Nah, listen, this is what I'm gonna do, bro.
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So.
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Boom. You know Diddy got a big ass bat, right?
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Big bad.
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Big bad. Yeah, Big bad. Yup.
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Baby oil. Yes.
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On the tunnel.
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He had a tunnel, too?
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Yeah, I think so.
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Yeah.
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I mean. I mean, probably not that part, but, like, I'm gonna make a big bet everyone got lit. Drink for me. Hennessy, you know that? Hennessy, yeah. Come out and play.
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Yeah. Oh, definitely.
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Yeah. So we're gonna do that then? What, for me? Shit gonna happen.
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You gonna have good muse or you gonna have. No, they're.
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Have a good time. It's our party for real. Like, I'm gonna drink. Got lit party, dance music, dj.
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What? What Girl, DJ or vi? Like vi. Like more like classical music, you think? Violin?
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Nah, nah, nah. That's some old. Wait, how. How old are you?
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I'm old. I'm 40. I'm 50. I'm old. I'm going to die soon. 50? Yeah.
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Now don't say that you're going to die soon.
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Like I'm 45.
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Oh my God.
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Look at me. Look at me from this side.
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You don't look like Olo. I'm kid. But you look like 30. Like you like 35.
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I feel young, dude.
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45.
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Yeah.
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Half of the body in the grave.
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I know, bro. It's a waist up.
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Only you double my age, you know that.
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Am I really?
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Yeah, I'm 20 years old. I just turned 20.
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Congratulations, man.
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Thank you, bro. Congratulations to you, bro. Thank you all the success podcast for me in life.
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I appreciate it, man.
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Yeah, man.
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And welcome. Yeah, this we got Ray Ray Asian Guy.
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Ray Asian Guy. Nah, nah, just call me Ray.
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Just Ray?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You don't like Ray Asian Guy anymore?
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Nah, nah, I like him with Ray Asian Boy.
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Ray Asian Boy.
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Yeah, but I don't really like that, so I just call me Ray.
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Would you ever change it to like Ray Asian Man? Like would that be the thing, you think?
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No, it don't sound right. Feel me? It don't sound right. Yeah, yeah. How about you? Your name's Theo Vaughn, right?
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Yeah, but I.
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Would you ever change to Uncle Theo Von or some shit?
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Ooh, maybe.
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Or like Uncle Theo Vong, the country guy?
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Oh, maybe so.
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Yeah, maybe.
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I don't know. I think at a certain. If I got a farm or something, I could do something like that. Uncle Theo's Country Hotel or something. Open up a business.
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That would be fire.
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Yeah.
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Quick question. Like, are you from Nashville?
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I'm from Louisiana.
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Oh, so you're racist.
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Am I racist? Uh huh. I wouldn't say that. I mean, okay, yeah, I've had like. I wouldn't say. I would say I don't mind a little racism.
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Me too.
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Yeah. Beautiful. Yeah. I'm glad we finally meet up, brother.
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Quick question now you've been, you've been saying the N word.
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No, no, no, no. I mean, I've thought it pretty loud a couple times, but I don't say
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it like we don't gotta lie. We don't gotta lie right now. Like you've definitely said it before, right?
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I have. I don't think I've said. I don't remember. I'll tell you this, if I. I've never maybe If I was like, at the dentist office when they give you that stuff, you know what stuff? You know, at the dentist office when they give you the. For your mo. Or whatever. Nova Cane.
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Nova Cane.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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And then, you know, sometimes you say stuff or whatever. But. No, I don't say it, man. There was a time, but you want to say, like.
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But, like, you just control it.
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I don't think it's worth saying, yeah,
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but I'm going to keep it. But with you. I say it one time.
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You say it one time.
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Yeah, I say it one time. On stream.
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On stream.
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I sing a song. I got ho. You.
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You know.
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You know. You know that song?
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Yeah,
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yeah, I seen that song and it was on string. I. I just said the whole R. I'm not even saying the N word. I said the whole R by accident.
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I think if you're. Bro. If you're singing. What time was it? Was it past 8pm?
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Yeah, it was past 8pm it wasn't, but it was. It was in Japan, though. It wasn't here. It was in Japan.
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So I think if it's a certain time at night, they should have an hour or something where you could sing.
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Oh, I can say, nah, it should be one day. Everybody can say it. That'll be fire. I'm gonna be spamming. Yo, what's up? Feel me? I'm be spamming that shit like the ass. I hope they can make it.
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Definitely. You and me should do a collab where we like. No, we can't do like a. We can't do an inward collab, bro. Ray, you're setting me up, bro.
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Nah, I'm not.
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You are a spy.
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I am a spy. But, like, we don't gotta say out loud like.
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But we already said it.
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Oh, my God. I mean, damn, bro.
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Let's start over.
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Yeah, let's start over. Let's restart. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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We'll keep it in, but we'll restart.
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Wait, let's do a quick intro.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Here today with a young guy, Baby Ray. Some people call him Just Ray. Some people used to call him Ray. Asian boy Ray, Asian baby. They don't. It's just Ray now, though, bro. That's Ray. He's out of Taiwan. He's probably the number one. He's the number one Taiwanese streamer. He just won streamer of the year.
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No, I didn't win streamer. Yeah, no.
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Speed one.
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Yeah, Speed one. I win. I win. Redity show or some. They won like, ratty. I'm okay, but I forgot why I win, bro. Yeah, it don't matter, man. Life is about living life and being happy, bro.
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Yeah, like this.
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Like that, bro. We. Here we are. Love them. Yup. N n them.
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Yeah. Yeah. Never mind.
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Yeah, never mind. Yep, right here. I'm with my uncle 3 I. I forgot to pronounce. I'm not from here. I'm immigrant.
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I know. T H E o.
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How do I pronounce? Like T or toe? Do.
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Oh, how would you pronounce it in Taiwan? You need T. H e o. Tong,
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Dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong, dong. Vang, Dongfang. Yeah, brong, I'm here with uncle Dong Fang. You feel me?
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Yeah.
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I hope I'm have a good time, man.
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Blm, homie. Let's get it, bro.
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Yeah. Back in my shout out. Shout out. All the blacks, Dominican, Puerto Ricans, Africans.
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Who else?
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Brad and Martin. Rosa Park.
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Yeah, Rosa Parks. Who else? I'm trying to think. Oh, who's the guy was Nate Robinson.
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I landed a basketball player. Yeah, okay.
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He was like the original Kaiser net.
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Probably why you say that, bro.
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Nate had to jump so Kai could. So Kai could run. Yeah, bring up Nate Robinson, bro.
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It don't even make sense though. Like, like.
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But bro, I'm talking about.
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Wait, they play basketball. Kai stream like you don't even.
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I'm just talking about science and history right now.
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You're talking about the height.
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Look at this guy, bro. Look at.
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Oh my God. Now he is nice though.
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They call him baby Snicker because he was chocolate and nuts, bro. He got more bunnies than Easter. He is risen, bro.
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I be hope I got the black jeans, man. I got an Asian jeans. I got a small dick. I cannot jump. I cannot hoop. Like damn. I just hope I can the bag of jeans. I can have that BBC I big bad dick, bro.
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It would weigh you down right now though. I don't think your body can handle it if you had it on you.
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If I could handle it if I got a big dick, bro.
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No, you'd probably have to wear suspenders or something with it.
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What's that?
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It's like if you can't hold. It's called su. Suspenders.
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Suspenders?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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It's like a special thing. If your body can't hold something up, you got to have suspenders. There you go.
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Like holding a dick type shit.
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You would have to probably, bro. Your body's not going to be able to support a big wing.
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Yeah, I feel that, I feel that. I feel that.
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You know what I'm saying?
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I could handle It. I could handle it. You feel me?
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I don't feel you at all. I don't think you could. If you came in with a big dick, your back would be hurt and all that.
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But I'm not talking about, like, that big, like, too down there. I'm talking about, like a good 10. A good 15.
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15 is insane, brother.
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How 15? I'm not a good size.
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What are you, a carpenter? You're going to be using it to just do measurements and build stuff, bro. 15 is a he. 15 is a lot now. 15 is then if you're having sex, some of your wieners gonna be outside of the vagina and it's gonna get cold.
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I mean. I mean, I mean. Cause. Cause my shit's small.
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Don't.
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For me. I want a big dick for now.
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But you might have a big dick in your country. Do you?
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I don't think they have big dick in my country. Everybody Asian. What they say about Asian? Asian got. Asian got small dick.
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Like, they got that semiconductor, huh?
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Yeah, bro. Does white have big dick?
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Sometimes. Every now and then you get a guy who just did something different.
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I fuck with that. I fuck with that.
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Based on recent data, the average erect penis size based on in Taiwan is 4.9 inches. Based on.
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Based on penis size average, 4.9.
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Yeah.
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Wait, that's not bad, right?
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No, bro, that's not bad at all. I think y' all got tricked online of thinking y' all got little wieners
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over there actually is big shrimp.
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Y' all got that scampi, baby.
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Shrimp means, like, small.
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I know, but I'm saying, I think people tricked you guys to think that.
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Oh, yeah. Is it kind of like Asian got small dick, but whole time they got big deal? They never know.
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No, they got still pretty small dick, but just not that small.
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But it's okay, though. Like, you can use it regular dick. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's all matter. Yeah, yeah.
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Look, I agree with you, brother.
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Not that.
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Okay, let's start the interview then. So what I'm saying.
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So we haven't started yet.
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No, no.
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Oh, we're just talking some.
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Yeah, we're just talking some. But we have started. But we haven't started.
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Let's just start it for real.
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Okay, let's start for real. All right. I'm here with my nephew right here, right now. The first of all, the first Taiwanese guy we've ever had on this podcast. I want to say thank you for coming, bro.
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Appreciate you, bro.
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Do you feel like streaming is the Future of podcasting, bro. Do you feel like it's kind of like a next element? Because, like, when I was your age, they didn't have podcasting. I mean, they kind of had like radio, but then, then podcasting started. Do you think streaming is like the next evolution of that or have you even thought about that?
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I mean, 100. But streaming is way different than podcast. So lifestyle streaming, you can do it wherever you want. You can go outside, travel around the world, walking outside with like interacting with people. But podcast, I feel like podcast is like sitting down, have a talk, have chatting. I feel it's different things, but I've heard definitely streaming is a big thing. Like. Oh, shit, I don't know how to say it, but you know what I mean, right?
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Yeah, streaming.
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Streaming is like the next big thing.
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Oh, for sure. It's the new thing. Yeah, yeah, streaming is the big. Yeah. I mean, how long has streaming been going actually? And who was the first streamer? Do you know?
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I don't know, bro. Probably some OG PewDiePie pie.
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I don't know who was the first streamer because Fousey died, didn't he?
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Fousey? He didn't die. He's still alive.
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Oh, man. People have said he's dead. He died a couple times. I know he died once by the mall. He died over there.
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Wait, do you know J.J. style?
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No, never heard of him.
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J.J. styles is considered. What the fuck is that?
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I thought he was a wrestler. JJ Styles is considered one of the earliest, if not the first gaming streamers. In 1993, at age 12, he hosted a public access TV show called Video Games and More in Arizona.
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That's crazy.
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I don't know about that.
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What do you mean? I think it's fake.
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I don't know if it's fake, but I've never heard about that guy.
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Yeah, me too. Like if I know, I'll definitely know, but I never hear of him. JJ Style, meet the original Twitch streamer from 1993.
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I can see that we have a collar of rare intelligence. Before Twitch, before Justin TV.
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And in 2007, way back in the 90s, public access shows were all the rage. And 12 year old Arizonan JJ Styles, aka Zot the Avenger, hosted a gaming
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show he ingeniously titled Video Games and More.
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Hello, it's me, Zot the Avenger. Once again with another episode of Video Games and More. Oh, wait, so that kid is JJ Style?
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That kid is JJ Style?
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Yeah, he a legend first. Way to do it. Clap it up, bro. You're A legend, bro.
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I don't know. If he did, I will clap for him. Respect to him. I don't know. I bet he's on Peptides or whatever now, but hopefully he's doing good. Yeah, but like, who do you guys
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consider the first streamer, first streaming like that? Whoever string first on the platform.
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So who was the first twitch streamer then? Like, I'm just wondering if there was like a, you know, was there like a George Washington of it or something? Or who was like the Christopher Columbus. A stream, you know, or Bruce Lee.
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Yeah, I'll say, I'll say. Jack Doherty.
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Okay.
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Yeah, he probably the first streamer. Whoever did it. Yeah. Jack Doherty.
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Jack Doherty from. Is that that kid that's always getting in fights and hiding, like putting his girls in cars and stuff?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That kid, he probably the first dreamer. Wow, he a legend. Yeah, he a legend. I'll say.
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He a legend. Yeah, he's always getting rid of his bitches, dude. Every other episode he's like, I'm putting that bitch is gone. And guess what's behind this curtain. And it's another bitch back there.
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Oh my God. Uncle. You tap in.
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I'm with.
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With a.
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There he is right there. Mug shot.
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That's him, dude.
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He always will. He'll like tickle somebody and then hide behind a big black guy.
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Yeah, yeah. What do you mean by that big black guy?
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One of his security guards.
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Oh, okay, okay.
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Dude, he'll always like walk off from the security guard and then get snuck by somebody again. He has a crazy life though. So he's considered the first streamer then.
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Yeah, he the first streamer.
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Okay, bet. Yeah. I didn't know. I didn't know what was going on.
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Wait, so you be streaming?
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No, but I watch it, dude. I, you know, I kind of see what's going on. You know, I got to link up with Speed one time when he was in town, so, you know, there's stuff like you kind of see what's going on and I'm curious about it because it's the future. It's like. Yeah. You know, to not know what the future is would be kind of bizarre to not be curious about it, you know?
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Yeah.
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And you kind of.
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Quick question.
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Yeah.
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Would you hop on stream after this podcast with me?
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Yeah, I would do something. Yeah. What do you should. What should we do? Maybe go for a walk or something.
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You can show me around Nashville. Show me what you've been doing, like offline. We can go golfing, fishing, whatever you do like, yeah, I'll be down.
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If we could fish, that'd be dope.
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We can go buy the worms. We can buy the
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fishing rod.
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Fishing rod.
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Oh, I think I got some. I got some shit in my truck, actually.
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Are you a country guy? I think you're a country guy. Like, I can. Like, by your face, by your dress, like, your whole body and by the house, I feel like you're a country guy.
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Let me think if I am.
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And you got accent, too. You got country guy accent.
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I got a country.
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Are you very America? American?
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Yeah. We grew up just, like, in our area was just, like, kind of black and white. It wasn't like, real redneck. So it wasn't like, you know, shooting guns and like, you know, going in words or whatever.
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Redneck?
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Yeah. It was more.
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It wasn't like, wait, is that racist if I say.
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If you say what? Redneck? Some people consider it racist. I don't know if I do.
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Okay.
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But some people would.
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Okay, okay.
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Yes. To some people, that's like the N word to some white people, you know.
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Oh, oh, I'm sorry. But if I. If I offend.
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Offense to you, like, no, man, I'm okay. I don't identify as that. I just identify kind of like, as rural. Just like. Yeah, I feel you just kind of rural.
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Uncle. I will let you call me a Chinchong. I'll give it a pass.
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Really?
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Yeah. Just call it one time. It's okay. I know you want to do it.
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I don't want to do it.
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It's okay. Like, I'm cool. Like, feel me. I'm gonna give you the pass. You can say chin Chong.
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I would not say. I would probably. I would think of something better than that.
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Let me see.
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Like, I would think, like, chop, chop. Look at this little chop, chop, chip, chop,
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chip, chop.
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Abraham Chenkin.
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No, you like? I like that. I like that. Chip, chop, chip chop. Okay. Chip chop.
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Because it's more.
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It's more.
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It's more like, I don't like Ching Chong that much. Why? I would maybe call you, like, slot machine boy or something like that. Something that Asian people like to do. Look at this little kind of slot machine. Look at this little slot machine. Yeah.
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What you mean by that? Like, we slut. Like.
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No, I'm just thinking out loud. This is a horrible conversation to be in, dude. You know what? You know what I realized with you?
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Like what?
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Like, you like to, like, really examine racism and, like, stand, like, usually racism. It's just like, somebody like, you know, you run through you like, racism is just like, you take a step in and you're out. But you like to go stand in the racism.
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You know why I love everybody I love?
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Yeah.
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Every culture. I respect every culture. That's for me. I feel.
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I said I do feel that energy from you. Well, that's the thing I noticed about you is you bring a lot of people together, man. All types of people like you. You know, I could feel that.
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I hope so. I'm trying my best.
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I feel that energy.
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Yeah, yeah.
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What? When it comes to Asian folks, how do you rank them? Bring up a couple Asians. Bring up a. Bring up a batch of Asian. Bring us up a batch.
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So. So you mean like every racist?
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How?
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How? Oh, my God. You know. You know, you know him.
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I don't know him.
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That's Jay Chow. You know, fun fact, me and him was in the same school watching my mother in school.
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So he's Taiwanese.
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Yeah, he Taiwanese too. We in the same exact school. We graduated the same high school. We got the same teacher.
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What kind of guy was he?
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I never met him before. I want to meet him because he a legend.
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Oh, not at the same time. Different time.
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He a singer.
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Oh, cool. He is Jae Chow.
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Yeah. And people right now, people in Taiwan compare me to him because we. We from the same school, from the same place. And then he a legend too. Shout out to you.
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What's up, J. Chow? Nice to see you, brother.
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Yeah.
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So where do you like Taiwanese Jap? I'm trying to think of what else they have. They have Japanese.
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Japanese. Oh, Japanese, Vietnamese. Like, what is this one that I feel That's Japanese.
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Okay. And are that. How do you guys. How do you.
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Probably yakuzi or some shit. Yakuzi, the gangster in Japan. Japanese.
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Yeah. That's badass.
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Yeah, less bad. He look like he can whoop your ass.
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Oh, I bet he could fucking hoop as well, dude.
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Now I don't think he can hoop. He look like he can do some shops on sushi or some shit.
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He'll fucking carve a hoop in your neck, homie. That dude looks like he'll. Oh, he'll shoot a three pointer right through your fucking spine with that knife, big dog.
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I don't think he hoop though.
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What about this guy? Who is that?
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That's the president of. Of China.
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And where does China rank like? That's what I'm saying.
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I'm a kid, but I don't want to lie, bro. I rank China down there, bro.
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Down the bottom.
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It's like not they cool, but like, their personality, like, how do I say? Like, they're just not really a good person. That's what I feel like.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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And what about.
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I felt like Filipino or some.
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Oh, Filipinos.
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Cambodian. I fuck with Philippines.
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Philippines.
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I remain top five.
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What about Korean? Ooh, look at this little biscuit. Look at this dog treat right here. Huh?
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What you mean by that?
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No, I'm just saying you got this flying out biscuit. No, I'm just saying.
B
So you just call him fat. Look at this little puppy. No, no, I mean, he is fat up.
A
Like, look at this little jaundice juice box right here. Boy, he look like a juice box. Yo.
B
Now white face is like. Nah, his face look like a pork buns.
A
Oh, yeah, he does.
B
He got pork bun face.
A
He got pork bumpee.
B
Yes. Huh?
A
He got pork bumpy pork bumper. Yeah.
B
Bts.
A
And these guys are what?
B
Koreans.
A
Okay, how do Koreans rank?
B
I ran top five.
A
A good top five because they're competitive. A lot of business people over there, strict responsibilities. Yeah, Korean people vary responsibilities.
B
I didn't know about that.
A
Yeah, like, they want the kids to do well.
B
That's why I didn't stay around you, uncle, because you're going to teach me some old stuff, some smart stuff. I don't know. I do stream. I don't care. Like, I do. I don't care about all that. But like, if I stay around you, I'll be knowing all the, like, smart.
A
Yeah, the history, the facts.
B
Yes, bro.
A
We'll turn you into a little redneck as well, boy. A little country boy. I will be down because you're already named Ray. Ray is the most popular. Like one of the most country names in the world is. Yeah. Ray, come here. Ray. You just put some letters together.
B
Nah, my last name is Ray. R, U, E, I. And so I change it to Ray. It makes sense. Feel me?
A
Yeah, yeah.
B
Oh, Indians. Wait, yeah.
A
And how is Indians?
B
I don't think. I don't think they like we Asians. Like, we fuck them, but like, I wouldn't say they Asians. Yeah, they more like their own continent.
A
Oh, who is this? Oh, that's Laotian.
B
What the fuck is that?
A
I don't know either, bro.
B
La Yoshi, let's keep.
A
They don't even know.
B
I don't care about. Have you ever been to Japan?
A
Yeah. How you.
B
How you liking it?
A
I liked it, man. They got everything clean, nice. A lot of Japanese people friendly. Yes.
B
Yeah, they so friendly. One thing about Taiwanese too. Like, they're friendly.
A
They are.
B
Yeah, they are. You should. You should go.
A
Are they accepting of if American people go there?
B
Yes, yes. They love black people and white people. They love fortune. Like, if the bitches see you white, you got a white dick, they're gonna be like, oh, you feel me?
A
Oh, they want that, huh?
B
Yeah, they want a white stroke.
A
They want that. Chop chop.
B
No, no, no. I'm a chop chop.
A
Oh, yeah, yeah.
B
You. You like a he haw or they
A
make that hee haw.
B
Yeah, like some cowboy shit. He.
A
How. Yeah, put some straw around my penis, huh?
B
Yes.
A
Put a little lasso on it. Who is this guy? What is that, Vietnamese?
B
That's Jason the wing. It is, yeah. Jason. Yeah. He from Vietnamese, bro.
A
He's Vietnamese. And is. How do you guys view Vietnamese people?
B
They cool. We got. We got no problem about it. They cool.
A
Okay, so who's your biggest nemesis? Like, who's kind of the art. Like. Like Batman versus Joker? Like, if y' all are Batman and who's the joke? Like, who's the.
B
Outside Taiwan in China.
A
Okay.
B
They got history behind it, and they're kind of, like, beefing.
A
Yeah.
B
By me, personally, I don't really care.
A
So you don't carry that energy around with you, really?
B
Yeah, I don't really care, bro.
A
But you know it.
B
Yeah, I know. I know it.
A
It's in the cabinet.
B
Oh, my God. That's my other uncle. You know him?
A
Oh, yeah, that's Uncle Roger.
B
Yes, that's my other uncle, bro. Shout out to you, Uncle Roger, bro.
A
Oh, yeah, bro. What's his song? What's that song? See if you can find that song.
B
Well, have you ever met him before?
A
Yeah, bro. Uncle Roger came here. He was.
B
Yeah, he did a podcast.
A
Hilarious, bro. He's a great guy.
B
I with him.
A
This is his song right here, bro. This is his anthem, bro. This is a summer anthem. Play it up.
B
Wait, can. You can't read the title for me? I can't really see.
A
I can't see either, right?
B
I don't think that's Uncle Roger. I think that's some.
A
This is his. No, this is his favorite song.
B
I don't think that's Uncle Roger, though, bro. I'm telling you, I didn't see no edge in there.
A
That's sexy red right there.
B
Okay.
A
Hey, that's Shy Gillius Alexander, bro. Everybody in this
B
is today, okay? Hey. Okay, but I don't think the Uncle Roger.
A
But no, this is.
B
That's a bunch of black folks.
A
That's all you see. That's all you see, twin. I'm just saying.
B
That unwarned can be gay too.
A
It's the truth, bro.
B
Hold on now. It's actually a good song, huh?
A
I'm telling you, bro, this Uncle Roger put me on this.
B
Nah, that's tough.
A
That's enough right there, bro. We ain't giving it all to him.
B
Wait, have you ever like, like, like how long you been doing a podcast for seven years, cuz I'm trying to get to know you. I feel like, okay, if I up on a podcast, I want to get to know you too. For respect to the. My, my, my, my. How do I say older? Yeah, elder. Elder.
A
Elder. Yeah, you could say elder.
B
So you've been doing pocket for seven years?
A
Yeah, so what? But I've been doing comedy for almost 20 years.
B
Oh, yeah. Wait, my bad. My phone, my shit ringing.
A
Oh, bro, y' all make them. You could do whatever you want with them.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right.
A
Break them bitches. You probably got unlimited phone, bro.
B
Nah, all they do.
A
If you're Taiwanese, I Bet you got 200 fucking phones.
B
Nah, nah. I'm from Taiwan, but I don't make the phone. That's a problem.
A
Quick question for you. Growing up, did were there actual factories and stuff where people are making a lot of electronic stuff, or is that just a myth that we hear in America now?
B
They do. There's a part called Taichung. They make all the like three Cs, the computer, the chips, they all, they all made in that area.
A
So is it very common that a lot of people go work in those types of places?
B
Yeah, you know, yes, like that. But, you know, people work there got paid high, like they pay so many money, but they'll go bored, like after like 10 years. They'll go bulk. Yes. Because it's very stressing.
A
Ah, did you ever know somebody that worked there? So it's like a common thing?
B
No, I don't know. Nobody work there. Got it. Yeah. But I know these praise a lot. Like they teach us back in the day in school. They just tell us that part. No, for making those chips. Computer and stuff.
A
Oh, wow.
B
Yeah.
A
Do they have lesbians in Taiwan?
B
Yeah.
A
Okay.
B
You know, Taiwan is the first country who accept gay to marriage.
A
Is it really?
B
Yeah, in the Asian. The first country.
A
First Asian country. Oh, wow. So Taiwan is a very progressive country.
B
That's what I'm saying. I support all the lgbtq, the gays, the lesbians. I shout out to y', all, man. I mean, I've been doing gay shit sometimes because I support him that's why I do gay.
A
Yeah, I think. Look, if you. I think you can do not. I think you cannot do gay and still support him. But also, if you're gonna duke it. Look, bro, play the song again from Uncle Roger. You know what I'm saying, bro? That's what you gotta do, bro. Pick this. Hey, you got your picks in Whitey. Prize picks. That's what I'm talking about. It's America's number one sports pick app and the best place to win cash while watching sports. The app is really easy to use. You just pick more or less on two or more players and lock in your picks. Lock them in, Whitey. That's it. And Prize Picks will give you $50 in lineups. When you play your first $5 lineup, win or lose, you get 50 bucks in lineups. Thanks, Prize Picks. So use promo code Theo when you download the app and sign up today. And on top of picking lineups, you can now pick teams on Prize picks. Yup, you can pick the winner, the total, and the spread on the big game or any game. Team picks are available in 30 states, including California, Texas and Florida. Football may be over, but basketball season is heating up and tourney time is right around the corner. I can't wait. And we've got UFC this weekend if you want to prize pick some of that. Here are my picks. Tail it. Your discretion. I'm no expert. Heck, I'm. I'm not even a novice. I don't think. I don't know. What does novice mean? Prize picks code Theo. Play responsibly. Prize picks, offers DFS and free to play $50 provided as prize picks. DFS lineups must spend $5 of real money on prize picks before receiving bonus lineups. Prize Picks Predict is a registered FCM offering team picks and culture picks as event contracts. Both involve significant risk. Not for all. Must be 18 and over. And for event contracts via us resident restrictions apply. Void where prohibited use responsibly for alcohol. 100-426-2537 or visit www.ncpgambling.org. this episode is brought to you by Sonic. Now listen, America has been asking for answers for a long time. And sonic said, here's one. It's a $6 all American smasher meal. I'm mind blown at that price. The burger is hand smashed Angus beef. Fresh off the grill now fully loaded with the classic toppings. Nothing confusing, just a burger that's making waves in the fast food game. The kind that doesn't need an explanation. Plus, you can get it with crispy tots or fries and a medium drink, all for just six dollars. I mean, it's the nicest meal I've seen for six bucks. And financially it respects you. Try this six dollars. Sonic All American Smasher meal today. Live free. Eat Sonic. Is it popular to have a big family in Taiwan or just a little family.
B
With your cousin or without your cousin?
A
No. Do your parents have a lot of siblings? Did you have a lot of siblings?
B
Me? I don't have siblings. I'm only child. Yes. So I grew up sometimes Jesus, only child.
A
Look it up. Was Jesus an only child?
B
Wait, are you an only child?
A
No.
B
You got siblings?
A
I got three siblings, yeah.
B
Now, how do I feel growing up? Because I don't. I don't got to experience that.
A
Whether Jesus was an only child is a subject of debate. So who knows, bro? But I think he was. So he was the most popular one. I bet his brother was like, dang, I ain't even going out of the house.
B
Yeah.
A
You know what I'm saying? If Jesus is your brother, what are you going to do?
B
You can do whatever, but.
A
I know, but still, you don't want to be, like, just milling around on his shit all day.
B
What you mean you don't want to be. You don't want to be named by Jesus, brother.
A
You would want to do your own thing. You know, if Jesus is doing his thing, you would probably want to do your. Something unique to you. Maybe do music or something.
B
I don't know if I. If Jesus was my brother, I'll do whoever I like.
A
Right. But would you try to do the same thing? Like, oh, I'm gonna be a savior. All like I'm saying, would you try to go down the same road?
B
If I got a chance, I would.
A
I would.
B
I would say people.
A
I. That's true.
B
If I can save people, I'll save people.
A
Yeah, you right. Yeah.
B
So I got a question for you. Like, growing up as an American, what type of America culture? Or like, something like only America would do, Americans would do?
A
I think a lot of times, like, probably something only Americans would do. Maybe some of the games we played as children.
B
Mm.
A
Stuff like that. Like what type of game they would play? Probably they used to have a game called, like, you would throw a ball up in the air. Whoever caught it was like a gay guy or whatever, and then everybody would, like, hit him or whatever.
B
Like corners. Like, if you're in the elevator, if it's a corners, you gotta go to corners. If the person 9 the corner you got the. Got jump. Oh, yeah.
A
I kind of like that.
B
Oh, okay, okay, okay. I fuck with that. I with that.
A
Yeah, very similar to that, bro. Okay, so that was something that was very American. What was something that was very American. Oh, sometimes if you have, if you're at school, you bring a apple to the teacher. Why? Just a gift.
B
Yeah, I think we do that in Asian too.
A
Really?
B
Yeah, we got like red envelopes.
A
Red envelopes?
B
Yeah, like you put some money, give it to teacher or like your friends, family.
A
What's a holiday that they only have in Taiwan that they don't have here?
B
Oh yeah, the national holiday. I think it's on October 8th or October 10th. I forgot some shit like that. I think that's. Oh, and Chinese New Year. Oh, it was Chinese New Year right now.
A
Oh, it just happened. Year of the Horse.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like that's the only thing that Asians celebrate about Chinese New Year.
A
Yeah, that's something we hear a lot about here. Cuz I go to the massage place and they gave me like a little gift over there. I like the massage over there.
B
What they call massage. Happy ending.
A
No, no, no. I say no. Oh. I tell them I walk in. I don't want that. I jerk myself off. I don't need you to do my. I do my own work, you know,
B
I did it one time in Taiwan.
A
You did?
B
It's kind of cool.
A
How old were you when you went?
B
18.
A
Do you have to be 18 to go?
B
I don't think they care. You just give them money.
A
But you can't massage a kid. That shit's elite. That's just fucking crazy.
B
I mean, in Taiwan, 18 is illegal.
A
Eighteen is the legal age to drink.
B
Yeah, you can drink 18 for me. Get massage, happy ending, all that for me. I lowkey think the rule in America, like I can drink only 21 is low key. Like dumb.
A
Yeah.
B
Like I feel like at the age of 20, I feel like 20 you can drink, bro. Like, come on, you're a grown ass man. You got pubes, you feel me? You got armpit, You're a grown ass man, you can drink. Angel 20, bro. Who give a fuck? 18 and 19, probably. Nah, but like 20 hours a year,
A
I'd vote for that. I think people like where I'm from, people drink really young, you know, I can tell.
B
Yeah, to your country.
A
Yeah.
B
Uncomfortable people drink beer for fun.
A
Yeah.
B
So that's what they call, no offense, I redneck.
A
Oh. Well, people that also, they work outside a lot and so the sun, all the Sun.
B
Yes.
A
But if their cheek is red and stuff, that's mostly from alcohol. Drugs.
B
You'd be drinking beers?
A
Nah, I don't drink any.
B
You healthy? You do the coke?
A
I had to quit.
B
You used to.
A
Yeah.
B
Why you quit? Trying to be healthy.
A
Yeah, bro. Yeah. I never thought I was trying to be healthy, but. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely. It was like I had like. I just got a different diet.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're healthy?
A
Yeah.
B
Okay.
A
I mean, that's kind of. Yeah, I mean, that's. Let me know.
B
What's your routine? Like, like you wake up. Like, dude, like be your. Or like you wake up, you. You start making breakfast. Cooking eggs.
A
No, I don't eat breakfast, bro. Breakfast is for. Bro, Breakfast is for pigeons. Brian. Doing.
B
So what you eat when you're hungry? Like when you wake up?
A
Eat dinner, bro.
B
Only dinner once a day. Like. Like what?
A
Bro, Breakfast is. You wake up and eat. Bro, I haven't even done. I'm not getting up and eating bro breakfast.
B
So what you wake up, what you
A
do, but you're still growing probably. So you got to get up and eat breakfast.
B
I don't grow. I stopped by 5, 5, 8. I never grow after that, bro.
A
You could grow a little bit, bro. You doubting yourself? That's the kind. You're gonna stay that size, bro.
B
So I got. I got believe. I gotta believe myself, like, I can grow. I can grow. I can grow.
A
Yeah. Or at least have a hope.
B
I be. I've been hoping that for my whole life. On my dick. It did not grow.
A
But I'm just saying now they got peptides, bro. You can get that easy.
B
Nah, I feel like BB me. It don't feel real, but that's you, dude.
A
If you could easily have a. Get some peptides, get you a little.
B
Wait, peptides mean that you're thinking like, do some.
A
They got every peptide now, bro.
B
Wait, that's what.
A
Wait, peptide make your hair longer. They got peptide for your neck, your eye color. They have a peptide will make people. It'll even make your skin look darker
B
if you do that. If you make it darker. So does that mean, like you can say the N word?
A
I think if you use a lot of it, probably.
B
Okay. Would you do it?
A
I don't know if I would, bro.
B
Yeah, me too. I'm a staying Asian. For me, dude.
A
So take us back. Just so our audience knows. Take us back. You were just living in Taiwan, right?
B
Yeah.
A
I mean like a famous thing is you met kaisernat at the 7:11, right? So that Was like a chance encounter. People say it was staged sometimes.
B
Yeah.
A
Do you think it was staged or not?
B
I mean, I know myself. It's not staged. I mean, I was on the school trip. Listen, the way I make it in
A
Japan, school takes you to a 7 11, bro. As a, as a. As a school trip.
B
It says no because I studied in the class called like, like, like, how do I say it? Like, like, like English class.
A
So you were learning some English?
B
A little bit, not too much. I mean, they kind of over there, the teacher is Asian. How can they teach a good English?
A
Well, yeah, they ain't teaching you if they taking you to a 711 as a female.
B
No, they didn't teach us. They didn't take us to 7 11. It's a free day. That day I would. I stream snipe Kai. So I went to see.
A
That's why you went?
B
Yeah, I saw Kai stream over there. Okay, so I just go over there.
A
How far away did you live from there?
B
No, no, it's Japan. I don't live here.
A
Oh, so Japan.
B
Yeah, visiting.
A
So you ran into him and that was it?
B
Nah, I. He was streaming. I stream sniped him.
A
Right.
B
And then all I wanted to take a picnic and he fucked with me to check up with me and that was it. The rest.
A
That's how it started.
B
Yeah, that's how I started. So I feel like I'm very blessed to be here. I feel like I got blessed by God. I'm very lucky. And yeah, bro, did you have to tell your shout out to Kai, man? Shout out to Kai too.
A
But like, like, oh yeah, Kai's the truth. He's the most excited. His energy is through the roof.
B
Yeah, without him I wouldn't be shit. I'll be a bitch in Taiwan.
A
No, you'd still be a man, bro.
B
I hope so. But I was. I wasn't doing in Taiwan. I don't know what to do. I got no goals in life.
A
Young man. Bro, don't be saying that kind of. Bro, you got to speak up.
B
Yeah, I appreciate that, uncle. Thank you.
A
Bro, you gotta speak up.
B
Yeah, yeah, bro.
A
N words can be gay too, bro. Anything can happen.
B
Wait, wait. Go back to the line.
A
You say play the song again.
B
You said N word.
A
Play the chorus.
B
Oh, wait, what you mean by n word? Can be gay?
A
Like anybody could do anything.
B
That's facts. Yeah, and it mean possible.
A
That's what I'm saying, bro. But they got half the NBA in this video, bro. And these going hard. Half the ball family in that over there.
B
Okay, I feel, I feel you. I feel you.
A
Did you have to tell your parents? Like, look guys, I'm changing. I'm like, I'm going to change my life here. Were they scared of it? Like what. In Asian culture, like, there's a lot of respect between parents and children. Is that right?
B
Yeah.
A
Is it the same in Taiwanese culture?
B
Yeah, yeah, yes. I. It depends on your parents though. Okay. Shout my parents, they very support whatever I do, so. So at that point. But I wasn't thinking about when I first met Kai, I wasn't thinking about like, I'm gonna do shrink, I'm gonna blow up, I'll do this.
A
Ah.
B
I was just like, okay, I'm okay. It's cool. I met him and like, it's like truly friendship. I didn't know I'm be a streamer.
A
Right. You didn't have a big strategy.
B
Yeah, I just, I just know like, okay, I take a picture, that's it for me. And after that Kai take me to the state and he started bringing me more on stream and then the fans start loving me. That's how I built up. So I wasn't thinking about I'm gonna be a streamer at first, but.
A
Were your parents nervous that you were going to America? You just met a young black guy and now you're going to America to see him at first?
B
Hell yeah. My parents definitely nervous because you just go to America, a random place and somebody fly you out. You don't know him, he's a random guy.
A
Yeah. And a wealthy random guy. A lot of times if somebody's flying out a young dude from Asia.
B
Yeah, yeah.
A
It's for, you know, for what? I mean, it's for extracurricular police. I don't know how they do it, but they're doing it. Probably play the song again. You know what I'm saying, bro?
B
Okay, okay. Yeah, Play a song.
A
Play a song. Yeah, play the. I'm just saying, bro. Yeah, but, so, but were your parents scared for you? Because they're the parents, they have experience like in the world where they saying like, son, we don't. You know what I'm saying? We're nervous.
B
I never asked my mom about this. I should go back, ask my mom,
A
like, I wonder if she was scared.
B
Like, I feel like she probably scared a little bit. But like he trusts Kylo. He know he on Internet. He can see.
A
Yeah. He's trustworthy.
B
Yeah. I feel, I feel, yeah, my mom trusts. Okay. So, yeah.
A
Do you engage with a lot of other streamers? Now, like, is that a big part of your thing to link up with other streamers a lot or do you still like to kind of do your own thing?
B
Yeah, I've been linking with NBA players, NFL players to do stream with.
A
Yeah, I see some of that.
B
Yeah, I do a stream with Jalen Brown. It's cool as fuck. Like, I'm in East Sprint, like the life to be in NBA because I'm from Taiwan. I think about. You can't even name one famous guy come from Taiwan. So for me, it's like showing the audience, like the special life ballist and. Yeah, bro, right.
A
You're kind of being a tour guide for people from your country to the world.
B
Yeah, a little bit. Like, I'm talking, I'm showing people around the world. I just feel blessed, very blessed to be here. I really thank you for everybody supporting me and. Yeah, man, it's really a blessing, bro.
A
It's pretty amazing. It like, kind of makes you have faith that like something new and different can happen, you know?
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
I think, like, does it feel like a lot of pressure being like that?
B
I don't feel pressure.
A
I feel.
B
I do this, like, hobby. I don't want to treat it as a work.
A
Yeah.
B
I want to treat it like a hobby. That's how you, like, become bigger. So. Because you want to love what you do right now. Yeah, yeah. You probably love talking. You probably love doing podcasts. That's how I keep going. Right.
A
Yeah. I love to meet you.
B
You definitely don't treat it as a job. That's how you become good. Yeah, yeah. That's why. Same as me, too. I like to meet people. It's been life explained different thing about, like. About Asian kid from Taiwan and just showing people. Love showing people around war and it's fire.
A
Do you interact with other streamers? Do you see Crip Mac just got out of jail? Do you see that?
B
I did not see that.
A
Pull up Crip Mac, bro.
B
Wait, I think it's Asian, right?
A
Crip Mac, he might be like dark Asian or whatever.
B
Wait, like, you know him personally?
A
Crip Mac is the legend, bro. Yeah, right here.
B
But he a singer.
A
Yeah, he was a musician, I think.
B
Wait, how we become talk about Asian and get to Crick Mac.
A
I'm gonna talk about streamers. If you met some of these other. These are kind of early streamers right here.
B
He a streamer pretty.
A
I mean, he kind of was. He was like a. He was a Crip.
B
I'm not a game.
A
I mean, he would stream some Bullets through somebody.
B
Damn. I would love to see that, bro.
A
You gotta link up a Crip Mac, bro. He'd be great. What about Tiger King, bro? He was kind of early.
B
Who's Tiger King?
A
Check your dms, bro. He loves them little Asian appetizers, bro.
B
Wait, wait, wait. He'll put some mug shot.
A
He'll put some soy sauce on your legs.
B
Is that a mug shop, huh? This is like the old Diddy or some.
A
Yeah, he kind of the original Diddy, bro.
B
I feel like I wouldn't want to link with him, bro. I feel like gonna me in the ass in my little. I don't want him to me in my little town. His.
A
But I'm good. We don't know what he's gonna do, bro.
B
No, I'm good off of that.
A
He's a politician. He was almost a politician. He tried to run for president.
B
What?
A
Yeah, but he's got a. Look at that tiger he's got now. Don't you guys have tigers over there?
B
Yeah, of course, bro.
A
That's what I'm saying.
B
You got tigers everywhere.
A
But y' all got more of them, don't you?
B
I don't know about that.
A
How many. How many tigers they got in Taiwan, bro?
B
Pull it up with the. Such a. This type of.
A
Bro, how many tigers they got in Taiwan?
B
We got more dragons.
A
There are no wild.
B
Oh, there's no tigers.
A
Damn.
B
Yeah, bro. That's crazy.
A
Damn, bro.
B
Probably in the zoo.
A
Do y' all have zoos over there?
B
Yeah. You think Taiwan's a third country or some.
A
I don't know what it's like. We're trying to.
B
You've never been there. You're right. You're right.
A
Like, what are some modes of transportation there? Like, y' all have, like. I know they have skateboard.
B
Yeah, look at everything they got. Car like a. Like a everything, man. The Honda back ride.
A
Y' all got that?
B
I. I don't think we got that. That's more like Thailand. Yeah, that's more like Thailand.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
We do have that booty train. It's fast as.
A
Is that Pretty fast.
B
That fast as.
A
Really, dude?
B
200, 300K. How do I say that? 300 miles per hour.
A
Look at that bit right there.
B
You telling me that I think that's Thailand. I don't think that's Taiwan.
A
Y' all ain't. Bruh. I'm just saying, you tell. Look at that piggyback ride right there.
B
I think everybody can do that. You can do it.
A
But in some countries, it's a Mode of transition.
B
We can do it, huh? We can do it.
A
We could probably do it.
B
Yeah, Everybody can do it.
A
It looks just like us. Actually. I got the same nose as that guy that's standing there. It's very similar.
B
You mean. Wait, you mean the kid?
A
I look like the guy with the dark hair?
B
Nah, I thought I look at the guy down here because we boy, we both Asian, we go small eyes, we both got small dick property and we both skins yellow, bro.
A
Your dick can grow, bro. If you believe in yourself, bro.
B
I hope so. I believe in 10 years it did not grow, bro. The same size, bro.
A
A couple years from now we're gonna link up.
B
You're gonna have a. You're gonna have a dang bad bad, bad, bad, bad, bro.
A
You're gonna have that drag.
B
I just hope I still be. I know I'm gonna be alive, but I just hope I can still be alive 10 years later. Because you never know. It's big to is a big time 6 ton 6. You never know what going to happen.
A
Do you run out of stuff to stream? When does it get like. Do you start to like how do you stay in your own ideas and not cop off of other people's ideas? Is there a lot of stuff where other streamers like. Oh, he just did that. I'm doing it. Like. Does it become like a lot of like stream beef or whatever?
B
Yeah, that's a good ass question. Nobody asked me that before. It do be like that sometimes. But me, I don't care. I'm a straight copy of if you got good idea. I'm a copy you.
A
Yep, yep.
B
I'm still that shit, you feel me? Nothing wrong with stealing that shit. You can assume me it's not legal. I'm gonna take that shit.
A
If I mean, should we taking that fucking shit?
B
Yeah, I mean, I mean, I don't really care though. You can steal my idea too. I don't care.
A
Right. So as long as it's that way too, then that's fair. Okay.
B
Yeah.
A
So that's something. What's that one stream? I saw one stream where you got stuck in that swing set and that white lady helped you out. Bring it up.
B
Oh my God. How you know about it? That's how. One years ago, not two years ago, I was in New York. I got stuck. Yes. How you know about that?
A
It's one of my favorite parts, bro.
B
I was doing. I was doing anything at a time, man.
A
This was cool, bro. This, I thought this was interesting bro to see because a lot of times you see them swing sets and you think they're for Asians because they're little. But that now you see an Asian get in there, you say, oh, that's not the truth.
B
I was just. Oh, yeah. A grandma helped me. Yes. Grandma. If you see this video, thank you so much for helping me get out what they call a swing set. Yep.
A
And you ever talked to her? You ever talked to this kid? Pause it. You ever see this kid again? You keep in touch with him?
B
No, I never see him after that stream.
A
You gotta find that kid, bro. Yeah, that would be a good stream, bro.
B
Yeah.
A
Go back to New York. Go back to the park. Where was that? On the Lower east side.
B
What's that? A real.
A
Find that kid, bro. I wonder what he's doing now.
B
Yeah, I'm wondering what he doing. He probably still a kid, but like, damn, man.
A
I don't know, bro.
B
That's a nostalgia, bro.
A
You grew up fast when shit like
B
that happens, man, time go fast, but
A
you don't ever talk. You don't ever see him anymore. You don't.
B
Nah, I mean, I mean. I mean, why gotta talk to him for.
A
He.
B
I mean, the kid was just there.
A
I'm just saying. He was there with you or whatever. I'm just saying if you keep in touch with people from the past. That's what I'm asking.
B
Lala in Taiwan.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. I still be talking to my classmate, my teacher. Yeah.
A
Did you graduate?
B
Yeah, I did.
A
Did you have to stop streaming to finish school or how did you finish?
B
I was streaming. Why? My senior year, that's what I do. Monday to Friday, I go to school. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Ah. Go to school, take class, take me, do what normal high school do. And then Saturday, Sunday, I streamed. Saturday, Sunday and then same shit, going Monday, Friday, school, Saturday, Sunday, stream.
A
Damn.
B
Yeah. I was a grinder at the time, bro. I was loving streaming at the time.
A
You were?
B
Yeah. I love. I love it.
A
And at one point you had to take a break. I know. And some people said that you had joined the military. Is there any truth to that or.
B
There was, yeah. I joined the military in my mind, in a dream.
A
Oh, that was it. But not real.
B
Nah, that is real for me. It's real. I went in the military for like four months. Some cool shit. Shooting some people, putting some gun, some bomb. For me it was cool. It was a cool experience.
A
Yeah.
B
Yeah. I was in the jail set. I cannot go out. I wasn't even taking a break.
A
You weren't?
B
I want to stream, but I Feel like it's better for me to go for the go. Like gone for the Internet. So when I got on my Visa, I pop out the new visa. It can be a fire like comeback.
A
What did you do while you weren't streaming?
B
Plane, 2K. Yeah, yeah, that's it. Playing 2K.
A
Who do you use when you play?
B
No, I play my career. I build my own player.
A
Oh, you do?
B
Yeah, I bring as a black guy, like, I'll say like six, eight, strong, tall, athletic and dunk. Whatever.
A
Yeah, but now you're in like, you live in America now.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A
So if you had to fight now, if they had America versus Taiwanese war, who would you fight? Whose side would you fight on, you think?
B
I don't think I'm gonna happen, but I should if that happened. I'm going to the moon.
A
You're leaving?
B
Yeah, I'm going to the moon. I'm thinking NASA. Whatever. That's. Whatever that should call it. Air Force.
A
NASA.
B
Yeah, NASA. I'm taking that to the moon because she got crazy.
A
I like that. Dude, would you ever. Who's the first Asian on the moon? You think you could do it?
B
Oh, my God. I don't think there's no Asian, bro.
A
Has anybody stream from the moon?
B
Oh, that'll be tough, bro.
A
You could do it because that one guy was given. That rich guy was giving people a ride. Jeff Bezos, Amazon.
B
He did.
A
As of 2026, no Asian person has walked on the moon, bro.
B
Damn, I gotta be the first one, man. I'll be down to do it, bro. Damn, bro.
A
You can do things there. And it would be cheaper to get you up there because the luggage, you have to pay 75 if it's over, like a certain amount of weight, overweight. But you be in you be. I think you would be.
B
Cause I'm skinny, right? I weigh 120.
A
Well, I'm just saying you would be. You know what I'm saying? You would have to pay those extra charges.
B
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right.
A
Some thick ass rolling up there, he gonna have to pay extra.
B
Yeah, bro, would you. Would you come with me to the moon? Like me and you?
A
Yeah, if we went to the moon, dude, we would do good up there.
B
We're going crazy.
A
The moon girls, boy.
B
Moon, girls, moon. What they say? Aliens can be gay. I'll be fire. Alien can be. The song, man. Play the song, man. That's. Yeah. Imagine Eden can be gay too, bro.
A
If you pulled up in the aliens is all Gay up there. Would you stay for a little while? Like, say you get up there.
B
Yeah.
A
You get out your shuttle, right?
B
Yes.
A
And they got up some gay aliens standing around.
B
I would love to stay there to see, like, what type of gay alien is that? Like, outro experience.
A
See what they're doing.
B
Yes. You wouldn't?
A
I think I would stay at least for a couple of meals. I wouldn't stay for very long.
B
Yeah, me too. I wouldn't stay for too long. I don't want my ass to get fucked.
A
I would tell them I don't have an ass. That's what I would tell them. Because they don't know.
B
That's smart.
A
They don't know.
B
But if they, like, if they just do it. You don't want that to happen.
A
I would say, oh, I don't have an ass. Or something. I would say, oh, Ray brought his ass, you know.
B
You gonna snitch on me?
A
Yeah, bro, we just got there. Yeah, I'm snitching on you. Do you think I'm gonna let him use my ass, bro? What the.
B
Uncle. You sacrificed my ass to yours, bro. Guess what? If you snitch on me, I'm snitching on you, too. I'm gonna do a reverse.
A
Too late. You gonna be in some bedroom or something, bro, I'm gonna be relaxing out on the moon, having a snack or something.
B
I'm gonna say, oh, let's. Uncle Von, he got ass, too. And he got a dick too. Go.
A
Nah, bro, don't do that kind of shit.
B
Oh, yeah, you're right.
A
Just because you got snitched on first doesn't mean you got to return the favor, bro.
B
All right, I got a question for you.
A
Yeah.
B
Like, I asked this to everybody. Hop on my stream, okay? Ask him. One billion per baksha. How many Becks are you taking? Take your time.
A
Would you say one billion?
B
Yeah, one billion per baksha. How many back shot you taking?
A
Damn. A billion dollars or a billion.
B
A billion dollars. Not yen, Not Taiwanese dollars. Dollars, US Dollars. How much is taking?
A
Could I get some of it in bitcoin, you think? Or it's only got to be cash.
B
It can be bitcoin.
A
Whatever.
B
It's a beer.
A
I don't know, bro. I'd have to look at some of the math. I. I don't know.
B
Okay.
A
Probably none, bro. I don't think. Because I'm doing fine, bro.
B
Okay? Me, I don't care. You gotta get that dick out of me. I'm taking that shit till the till. I'm Dead. You could get a dick out of me, Dash. I'm taking. I'm putting out. Yes. One billion. Yes. Oh, my mom. Yes.
A
Yeah, that's the slot machine. That's not.
B
I'm not saying that. Yes.
A
Winner. It's like. It'd be like a slot machine just adding like a. When you hit the bonus on a slot machine and your money goes up.
B
Like that. I feel you, though. I feel that. That's kind of cool, bro.
A
That's heavy, though, bro.
B
It's heavy.
A
But how about this? Would you let somebody fuck you for a bitcoin, bro? One. Yeah.
B
Nah, I heard that shit going down. I'm not going to take one for one bitcoin. Get the fuck out here. You got to give me a million or some shit. Obedience. I'm not taking it for one bitcoin, bro.
A
How much is a bitcoin worth right now? Oh, 64,000.
B
Oh, shit. I'm gonna rethink about it. No, no, I think I'm good. I won't take that for. For this money. I'll take it for more.
A
Would you. What about that tiger King? Will you let him smash. He's getting out of prison in a year, bro. If you did like a stream with him, you meet him when he gets out of prison.
B
And one big shopper. Millions.
A
I think even if you just have lunch with him or y' all sing together or something. Even if y' all just stand there and talk about Christmas or whatever and
B
how much you going to give me?
A
He ain't going to have nothing. He's just getting out of jail, bro. He's got a couple endangered cats. That's about it.
B
Nah, man.
A
Would you be him for Halloween?
B
I mean, if he not going to get me drunk or put some baby on me, I'll do it.
A
He might, bro. He get. He just getting out of prison. He going to want to touch something young.
B
Yeah. Never mind. I'm good. Yep. See me later. Okay.
A
What is a popular Halloween costume in Taiwan? Do you guys have Halloween?
B
Yes. You know. You know what's crazy? You know. Damn. Damn. Fuck. God damn. My bad.
A
No, bro, if you're around me, you start forget you catch it.
B
Yeah.
A
This is contagious, bro.
B
Yeah, you know, it's crazy.
A
You're born on Halloween. You're Halloween, baby boy, because you that fucking little yellow pumpkin, homie.
B
How the fuck you know my birthday is.
A
Because I've seen those Asian pumpkins. Bring up Asian pumpkin.
B
Yeah. My birthday is at Halloween. What's an Asian pumpkin? Let's Just look like a normal pumpkin.
A
Yeah, but it's just the way they carve the eye. The eyes on them are different. Do you have Taiwan Halloween?
B
We don't have Taiwan Halloween. We just call it Halloween. It's the same shit as y'.
A
All.
B
We do essentially. Trick or treating, candies, dresser, costume, all that. It's the same shit.
A
And what's a popular costume there is the same as here. Like a lumberjack or. Or politician.
B
Nah, probably dragons.
A
Dragons?
B
Dragons. I'll say. Some Asian shit. Chopstick profile. Rice, some noodles.
A
Bao bun or something. Bao. Bao.
B
What the fuck is that?
A
Banh mi or about bao bun? A little baby Bun. Baby.
B
What the fuck is bao bun? Oh. Oh, bun. Oh, yeah, yeah, something like that.
A
Them bitches are good, boy.
B
Nah, that shit is good. Have you ever had, like. Like. Like. Have you ever had, like, like, good noodles?
A
Nah.
B
Ramens?
A
Nah. Nah, baby. I never had. Look at that bitch, though.
B
Well, that shit is good, though.
A
I'll be having that in my ass. Them bitches look good, huh?
B
Hop on my ass. Damn, you special, dude.
A
I'd put four of those in my ass. Them things are beautiful. Look at them.
B
I'll put that shit on my dick. If I put it in their ass. I'm putting it on my dick type shit, boy.
A
We'll pull up, boy, and we'll pull up at a party, dog.
B
That'll be fire, man.
A
Yeah, it'd be fire, boy. You and me. It'd be like our new food truck. But we serving the our way.
B
In our way. Yeah, put it in the thick first. Put in advert. Serving the people. Sign for the $5.
A
Jesus Christ, bro. We're gonna get. We're gonna end up on the Epstein list, bro.
B
Nah, nah, nah. We good. We for me. We. We're not gonna hop on esteem. Because you know why we do everything on the camera, right?
A
There's no lies.
B
There's no lies. They see everything.
A
You're right.
B
You feel me? We're not gonna put. Put in the item.
A
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B
Because I got so many questions for you, bro.
A
Okay.
B
Because I'm curious about your life.
A
Okay.
B
Okay. So talk to me.
A
All right,
B
Talk to me.
A
Yes.
B
What the fuck is that in your fucking water?
A
Is water lemon, ginger? I'm fasting today, man. I can't eat today. Oh.
B
Oh, you muslin'. You muscling for a day?
A
No, I'm not yet. It's for a day. Just muslin around or whatever. Yeah, just fast. I'm just like, sometimes I like to fast once a week.
B
I don't think you can fast for a day. I don't think that's how it works.
A
But you could just do. Sometimes I take a day off and I just have salt and water and sometimes black coffee.
B
Okay. So do you have any kids? You got wife?
A
Like, no kids, no wife yet. But I work so hard, man. I work. I like to work.
B
If you work so hard, you can still got wife and kids. They can support you.
A
They're not gonna do where I would. I would never have seen them because I've been touring and everything. It's been hard to be like, in one place. So my kid wouldn't know me very good.
B
Yeah.
A
And I would come home, he wouldn't know me and stuff. And that would break my heart.
B
I feel bad, man. I feel like at the age of 45, it's time, bro. It's time for start a family, got kids, hang up, retire, live.
A
Oh, no, we can't retire, bro.
B
What do you mean you don't have money?
A
Yeah, I've saved some money, but still, I like talking to people, dude. I'm getting to meet one of the biggest streamers in the whole world today. I'm not.
B
I'm not. I'm not that big yet. But I'm on the way, though. I. I hope.
A
But you're doing great.
B
Yeah, I'm doing good, though. I'm doing.
A
But also to. Just to get to meet somebody that's had your experience in life, bro. You know, it's wild, bro.
B
It is. Well, bro, I found my life is so. Well, wait, so. So you just like you was a comedian first. You was doing like. How do I say that? Like stand comedian, stand up comedian.
A
I still am, but I started doing this like six or seven years ago.
B
So that's how you blow up, like from standing. And you people just find out you mad funny and you start doing your own podcast.
A
Yep.
B
So you Loki got blessed too? Yeah, that would be. That's fire.
A
I think so. Got what you said.
B
Got blessed.
A
Got blessed. Oh, yeah, I think I got blessed for sure that people pay it started paying attention or something.
B
Yeah, yeah. Ye.
A
The interesting part, and you don't really know why people pay attention, but. And I think you got to be careful not to get in your own ego and think like, are you too
B
big for certain things? I feel like, right for us, we'll never be too big for anything. At the end of the day, we're still human. We're still a human being. We got our own personality.
A
Yeah, but you could be, I mean, a streamer, like you could be president one day. You know, like, because there's podcasters now that some people say if they ran for office that they could be president.
B
So do you see any streamer could be a podcast or any podcaster could be a president.
A
I think that there's podcasters right now that people say, oh, that person could be a president. Right. Like if they ran, like Candace Owens, Joe Rogan. I think if those people ran, I don't think that they would run.
B
I don't know who lay in polite.
A
They're like, oh, just like they're two of the biggest podcasters. Right.
B
Okay. Um, would you see yourself be imprisoned?
A
No.
B
Why?
A
Because I just don't like wearing a suit that much and I don't know enough information. Right. I think you need to know more information. But if you wanted to have somebody that cares about people, I think that I would probably be good at that. But I don't like what presidents do because a lot of the shit that seem like they do is. It just seems like kind of sometimes a lot of them are involved in some evil shit.
B
Yeah. Yes. I like money wise and some crazy stuff.
A
Yeah. Like this is like selling out their people and all this kind of, you know. But I think with a streamer, I think one of you guys could be president one day because it's, it's just becoming more, more common that, that, that if they thought about maybe a couple podcasters could. Then they're gonna think a streamer easily could. So who do you think it would be? Do you think you would Even run one day. Do you think if. If a mayor, if, like, enough people wanted you in America or Taiwan, do you think you would have the ability to do it?
B
I'm a kid, but I feel like no streaming can do this, bro. And for me, I would never want to be a president or, like, in Taiwan, even here, it just. It's just too much. I don't want to love. I don't want to. I just want to be happy, do what I love to do. Streaming, talk to people. I talk to cool people like you. For me, experience life. I think that's why it mattered, man. And we're getting good money. We're even good.
A
That's why. That's what's up. Who could do it, though?
B
I don't think nobody can do it.
A
Nobody.
B
Nobody can be a president of United States. I would love to see that one day because it would be fine for us streamers to have one, but I don't think nobody can do this.
A
But imagine streaming on election night and the fucking votes are coming in. What about a Taiwan? Could you be the president of Taiwan? Do you have president?
B
Nah, I'm too stupid. Yeah, we do have president.
A
Do they vote him in? Is it a democracy?
B
Yeah, they voted. Yeah, the people are not involved.
A
Bring him up. Is he a good guy? Have you met him? Nah, he hasn't met you yet, bro.
B
Nah, man, I'm not. I told you.
A
Lai Chai Thai. Yeah, like Cheng Thai. Like, He hasn't met you yet.
B
No, I didn't meet him yet, bro. I would love to meet him one day.
A
Why hasn't he met you, bro? How far away do y' all live from each other?
B
Shit, from here?
A
No, no, from where you live in Taiwan?
B
Oh, not. Not that far.
A
Like, how far? 40 minutes or whatever.
B
Yeah, some shit.
A
Like that motherfucker. He lives 40 minutes and he ain't fucking met you, dude.
B
Yeah, I mean. I mean. I mean, fuck, they want to meet me for, like. Like what I do. I didn't do nothing in the country.
A
But you do. You represent possibility.
B
That's all they say. But I don't know.
A
I just think he should meet you, man.
B
I want you, man. I would love to meet you.
A
Would you be willing to sit down with Lighting Tie?
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah. For like a podcast or some. Hell yeah.
A
Or a stream with him?
B
Yeah, I'll see that with him.
A
Do people in Taiwan, do they have a lot of respect for the. For the president?
B
It's like. It's like yachty. Like, some people don't like the president. Some people love it. Okay, so it's like. It's like. Yeah, it's like a person. Is it a personality, bro?
A
You. I saw that you were on the COVID of GQ in Taiwan. Yeah, that's fucking wild, bro.
B
You think so?
A
Yeah, bro. You don't think so? You think it was a model, bro?
B
Nah, I don't think I'm a model. Now. I do find that pic. Have you ever been in, like, any magazine, like, cover?
A
No, I don't do. I do, like. I work. I don't do, like, a lot of, like, mainstream stuff. I've gotten offered things, but I don't like to do a lot.
B
Yeah, I feel you should love what you do in podcasting because I work for myself.
A
I don't know. Nobody called me and says you have to do like. I just get to work for myself.
B
That's fine. That's fine.
A
But this is wild, bro. That was crazy, dude.
B
Yeah. I'm gonna teach you some Mandarin.
A
Okay.
B
Say yet.
A
Ye. Some say, huh? How do you count to 10 in Mandarin? What did you just say? Yeah, Esam. Say.
B
I don't think that's Mandarin.
A
Oh, it's Cantonese, bro. Sorry.
B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, my.
A
I got my.
B
Yeah, bro.
A
Yeah, I got that album in my car. Yeah, Donnie does Cantonese or whatever. You sing that?
B
Oh, you got album in your car?
A
I. I used to take a damn.
B
You got. You got. You got everything in your car.
A
Yeah, I used to take a. Where you try to learn a language. You know I'm talking about?
B
Yeah, yeah, I'm just speaking English.
A
Yes.
B
So why can I learn about. I. I know how to speak English a little bit.
A
Some, but you can do better. But I want to learn some of your language.
B
Yeah, I got you say. Yeah, Say,
A
Is that good? Let me do that one again.
B
You know how I just say.
A
Let me do that one more time.
B
Okay, okay. Yes.
A
Yeah, dude. Thanks, bro.
B
You want to know what I just say? What you just say? Yeah, you just say, I'm gay. I'm old as fuck, I don't have kids, I don't got wife.
A
Damn, bro. Bro, you're fucking cooking me, dude. You're hurt. It's gonna fucking hurt my feelings when I see you.
B
Damn, man. I mean, I'm sorry, uncle, but I mean, I offer you to call me a Chinchong. You don't want to.
A
I don't want to.
B
I'll let you call me a Chinchong.
A
I don't think it's gonna help.
B
Oh, wait, is there any Asian Hop on the podcast.
A
Have we had any? Yeah.
B
Who?
A
Bobby Lee. We have.
B
Oh, Bobby is a guy who got molested by five down syndrome guy. Yeah. Damn.
A
He's a famous Asian that got molested by a Down syndrome guy.
B
Hey, shout out to you, bro. Let's do a stream together.
A
Bobby, he's one of my good friends. Have you never met him?
B
I never met him.
A
Why? He.
B
Dude, he do comedian. Are you podcast?
A
He's a great comedian.
B
I would love to meet him, man.
A
And he has one of the biggest podcast bad friends.
B
Like Bobby.
A
Yeah, Bobby. Yeah, Bobby and Andrew Santino.
B
Who else?
A
Uncle Roger.
B
Uncle I. Uncle Roger. Wait, uncle hopping a podcast before like this?
A
Yeah. How long?
B
How long was it?
A
One years ago.
B
So only Uncle Roger and. And Bobby Lee.
A
Bobby Lee. James Lee. A guy James Lee, A conspiracy guy.
B
Oh, that's fine. Wait, who's James Lee?
A
Or he talks about, like, different political stuff. This is him.
B
I don't know. Who's that, man?
A
Like, nah. Is that him? Damn.
B
I just see a bunch of Asians. That's all I see.
A
But I like Asians, bro.
B
Yeah, man. I mean, got good food. You gotta go to Taiwan one day, man.
A
Would you take me?
B
Yes, I'll take you, bro. Just let me know. Call my phone, bro. I'll take it around. Show you around the world. Show you around the food and do they.
A
And do the. What about the ladies there? Would you get a Taiwanese wife or would you get an American wife, do you think?
B
I don't really care. Whatever works, works. You feel me?
A
Have you been in love before?
B
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
A
Really?
B
Yeah, in high school.
A
Dang. What happened?
B
What happened? I moved to the state.
A
No, you left her?
B
Yep. I left that in the Taiwan.
A
Oh, damn, bro. What the.
B
Bro.
A
Bro, she's gonna hear. She's gonna. Her feelings are gonna be hurt.
B
She won't see this shit. I mean, she came and speak English. She speak Mandarin.
A
You're the love of her life. She's gonna fucking. She's gonna figure it out, bro. She's gonna have a translator her.
B
It's okay. She can see that.
A
What's her name?
B
I don't see her. I'm k. I forgot.
A
Oh, yeah.
B
It's too long ago.
A
I don't want to say her name.
B
She might call like, some.
A
Huh?
B
What? What? What? What happened? What happened, bro?
A
No, I'm just shocked at, like, some of the racism that's happened.
B
No, that's not racist. It's called friendly Friar. I mean, I'm Asian. She Asian. Asian. It's Called friendly Friday.
A
You're right about that, man.
B
I mean you can call your like some white folks like honky. Huh? They say honky a lot of times what that means.
A
That's a bring up honky. How did honky start?
B
Yeah, you can be racist to your own like yeah, on races. Like let's. It's called friendly fire. You can do it.
A
Yeah, you're right about that, bro.
B
Let me get, I gotta start honky.
A
I gotta get my racism up.
B
That's not insane, man.
A
Damn. Times have changed, bro. Asians come in our country and teaching us how to be more racist. Honky, a derogatory term for a white person likely originated in the early 20th century. Driving from hunky a star for no it was because people would honk when they went across the street.
B
Oh, that's like white stuff. I think everybody honk when they see people like cross brown street with red light.
A
Dude, what should we stream about?
B
Bro, bro, bro, listen. Streaming inside, whatever you do, wherever you like, people watch you because they love to watch you. Love the personality about you, they love the character about you. That's why like so streaming side, no matter what you do, they're gonna watch it.
A
Is it hard to read some of the like there's so many things coming up, right? Because this is the thing, it's the next. It's like a different generation, right? Like I've never done a stream. I, I, sometimes there's like, I like stuff that's like in the moment but sometimes I, I, I don't want to spend like a whole day doing that. It seems like a lot of pressure.
B
Is it do be tired sometimes because you got to keep it entertaining, got a high energy.
A
Is it hard to read all the comments that come up or how do you do that or somebody else does.
B
It's not that hard. I read it myself.
A
You do?
B
Yeah, I'll be reading myself.
A
What's one of the toughest because I
B
used to, I already used to. You feel me? I've been streaming for like two years, right. I already used to like watching a chat and I just do certain things.
A
Has somebody ever said something in a chat that really hurt your feelings or no?
B
Yeah, they call me. They be telling me open my eyes.
A
Oh really?
B
And they become me. Smoke dick every time.
A
That's basic though.
B
Now every time there's a dog pass by, they say don't try, don't try to eat a dog. Oh yeah, yeah, all that. But I'm used to it. It's okay. I don't really care.
A
Is that a true thing that people in some countries actually eat? Will eat.
B
Listen, some country do eat dogs and cat, but. But in my country, they don't. I'm gonna put you on. What country eat dogs and cats? China, they eat dog and cats. Vietnamese, they eat dog and cats.
A
I knew that.
B
Yep. Other country they don't. It's only certain country, though. Yeah.
A
Let's say you had to have one. Bring up a couple of dogs, bring up a couple pictures. What. What pup do you say you gotta have one?
B
What type of dog I want? Whoever dogs is cute.
A
Are you gonna eat a cute one?
B
Yeah. Oh, I'm get Q1 and above 1. So when something come to come, like breaking the house, trying to rob me, the dog gonna get your ass, dude.
A
What about a B. Sean, Bring up a little Scottish terrier. I do not have a dog.
B
Why? I don't even have a family. No dogs? Come on, bro.
A
Bro, it's a. It's a trade off, man.
B
That's fine, but that's a. I mean, I feel like for you, it's Tom.
A
Yeah.
B
At the age of 45, it's time, man. But you're not my dad's age. I'm keeping both, bro.
A
What if we were father and son, bro?
B
That's what I'm saying. I'll be tough.
A
Who.
B
Who got like a white dad? Asian kids.
A
Bro, if you were my son, bro,
B
what would you love?
A
You, bro.
B
Huh?
A
If you were my son, I would. I would be so proud of you, bro.
B
Damn, man. I really appreciate that, bro. You're so proud of me, bro.
A
I would be.
B
Damn. I'll probably my dad too, bro.
A
You were.
B
Yes, man.
A
Thanks, bro.
B
Yeah.
A
I would go to work every day. I would tell people about my son. I would wear a button. I would wear a picture of you in a button on my shirt.
B
That's how proud you're going to be.
A
Yep.
B
Damn, man. I really appreciate that, uncle.
A
I would get a tattoo of you on my back too.
B
Damn. I really appreciate that, bro.
A
People say, that's your son. People say, what does your son look like? And I would take my shirt off at work and show him my back. I'll. I'll.
B
If you're my dad, I'll tattoo on my dick.
A
Oh, bro, you're not helping, bro. What you mean, dude, Some of the shit you, you, you fucking got to go back to your country and rewire, bro. You got a ship?
B
No.
A
You got some bad semiconductors?
B
Because when you fought, you can be. Oh, my dad going to be proud of me. So I want to go harder. You feel me?
A
Okay. That's true, kind of. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it now.
B
I'm proud of you too, bro. Like, I'd be proud of you, bro.
A
Shit, man.
B
You're a legendary. You're a legend, bro. You're a legend, man.
A
I don't know about that, bro, but I'm happy to be alive.
B
You're a legend, bro.
A
Let's figure out. You're a legend, man. You could be president.
B
You don't got to be a legend to be a.
A
You could be first Asian on the
B
moon, bro, is some legendary shit.
A
Because here's the thing. They're taking motherfuckers to the moon, bro.
B
Wait, wait. Do you think they're really taking people to the moon or that's fake? Because people. Some people say it's fake, some people say it's real. So what do you think?
A
You guys would know better than me. What do you think?
B
Me, I feel like it's real. That's how I feel. Like.
A
The moon ain't that far, bro. The moon ain't that far. You could see the moon when you're outside. Yeah, I can't see, like, Nebraska when I'm outside.
B
Wasn't that Nebraska? Is that a country?
A
Yeah, it's like a little country in America.
B
Damn. How long can I go over there? Like, 10, 10 years, bro.
A
America is only like 4, 000 miles across, bro. You could easily get to the moon, bro.
B
I don't. I don't know, bro. I don't know, bro.
A
Bro. If you get to the moon, bro. But here's the thing.
B
I might need to teleport.
A
Bring back. Bring back up them dogs real quick. Let's pick one out. If you had to have a snack or something.
B
A snack? Which thought I want to feed.
A
No. Which dog would you have? Yeah, like, say you had to. I know your culture doesn't do it, but if you had to. And I know who does do it. Chinese and Vietnamese.
B
Like, eat it if you had it. Yeah, if you had any dogs, I wouldn't. I wouldn't eat anyone.
A
You said something cute. You say you would eat something.
B
I feel bad, man.
A
Like, I feel bad too, bro. You think I want this to happen?
B
That's not. At the end of the day, they still. They still. They still a spirit. They still animal, bro. I don't want to eat them, bro.
A
I don't want you to, bro. But I'm saying. Say you in a. Say you're in a. What the oh, eat that little chubby one over the left, bro. Bring that up on the left. The top left, bro. What you mean, somebody eating that, bro?
B
What you mean, eat that, bro? That's a cute dog, bro.
A
Bro, somebody fat. I'm just saying, bro. He th. Bring that second one up then. He ain' even walking no more, bro.
B
Nah, bro, we got a chill. I'm not eating no dog, bro.
A
Bro, I'm just saying, if you had to. I'm not saying you need if you had to.
B
I'm going just die, man. I'd rather kill myself than eating a dog, bro.
A
Nah, bro, don't be like that, bro. A dog would give up his life for you, bro.
B
I would give a life of a dog, bro.
A
Dude, that'd be a beautiful movie. Then. It's you and a dog both. Y' all are starving just laying there
B
next to each other. We should. We should do a movie.
A
What would it be, though?
B
Wait, whatever. Where have you ever been on the movie before?
A
I just made a movie with my friend that it comes out in April. Yeah.
B
Can I can watch it?
A
Yeah, you can watch it.
B
Wait, are you a director or you in the movie?
A
We wrote it and paid for it and we're in it.
B
Let me know next time you need any actor. Let me know next time. Any Asian actor.
A
Yeah, I'll be.
B
I'll be down for me.
A
Yes, that's what we could do, bro.
B
Yeah, I'll be Fire Man Ray goes to the moon. Oh, my God. We should make a movie, Uncle Bungle to the moon.
A
Yeah. And.
B
And guess what? The gay people gonna be there and it could be a whole story.
A
I love it, bro.
B
That's not insane, man.
A
We got a stream together too, man. Do you have any final questions for me, bro?
B
Ah, man. I think.
A
I think we did some good stuff, huh?
B
Yeah, bro. It's a cool vault. I with you, bro. You're a cool uncle, bro.
A
Up respect, boy.
B
Nah, bro, you're a cool uncle.
A
I'm proud of you, bro. It's just good to meet people. It's good to see people doing something different. You know what I think is it. I feel like people like you, you don't feel like you have to put on for people that much. You don't feel very desperate for them to like you.
B
Yeah.
A
Or like you don't feel like that. It doesn't come across that way to me. And so that's something I think is pretty cool, you know?
B
Yeah.
A
Because we all want people to like us. Right. But to what extent do we go to for that, you know, and to you, I think it from you, it kind of reminds me of just like, you know, trying to be yourself, live your life and.
B
Yeah.
A
And that the right people will come along.
B
Yeah. You know, living life. Be happy, bro. That's. That's a goal, bro. That's it, bro. Getting money, bro.
A
Oh, I got a gift for you, too. Will she bring that gift up?
B
You got gift.
A
I got a gift for you today.
B
Oh, my God. I feel bad I didn't have a gift for you. Now I feel bad.
A
You're here, bro. That's a gift.
B
I'm the gift. Oh, my God. Uncle. Thank you, bro.
A
That's a gift, bro.
B
Wait, is this you?
A
No, that's our friend. My friend, a comedian friend of mine, his nephew died in Australia. That's him. We keep him on set.
B
So he died?
A
He died. He's a helicopter pilot. His name is Max.
B
Rip, bro. IP man.
A
Rip. When people die in Taiwan, what do people think happens? Do they have heaven there? What's the. Like. What is the thoughts that people have there about it?
B
Like people did. I mean, we'll never know, but, like, people got the furnace. Sometimes they burn themselves. Sometimes they throw it to the sea. Sometimes they pray under the tree.
A
Do they bury bodies in your country? They bury it in the ground.
B
This is your house?
A
I live here. Yeah.
B
I like your house. It's a cool house.
A
It's good.
B
Yeah.
A
We got this for you right here.
B
Does your neighbors know you famous?
A
Yeah, they know we're here. Wait, what's this? It's a gift, man.
B
It's a gift for me?
A
Yeah.
B
Oh, my. What's this? Nate Robinson.
A
Those are Nate Robinson shoes right there, bro.
B
Wait, can I wear this?
A
Yeah, you can if you want. I mean, you don't have to show if you have a shoe thing.
B
You don't have to do that because I'm with Adidas.
A
Oh, you are?
B
Yeah. But it's okay, though.
A
I.
B
It's okay.
A
It can just be a gift.
B
It's a gift, bro. I'll take. Oh, my God. Nate Robinson actually is a good shoes. Thank you, uncle.
A
He was the original Casinet man. And he's a bro. If you ever get to meet Nate Robinson, bro. Yeah, bro. He's one of the greats, bro.
B
Why are you laughing so much?
A
He just has a big personality, and he was one of those guys. When you saw him, bro, and you saw him on the court, he made you feel like, oh, I could get out and do some.
B
Yes, I feel you Know I gotta give you some. Some Adidas shoes.
A
Oh, yeah, I would like. I would love to have a pair. But you gave us your time today, bro. And I think that's the same people think. The same people think of, of you when they see like, oh, this guy thing. Makes me think, oh, anything could happen today.
B
Yeah, anything will happen, bro. You never know. Just keep it going. Keep like, be positive, bro. You never know, bro. You will be on me one day, bro. Dash.
A
You never know.
B
Yeah, we're gonna be like one day, man.
A
And have a Taiwanese nephew that's brand new.
B
Yes, bro.
A
That's that mail order nephew right here, brother.
B
Thank you, bro. And you're a cool ass uncle, bro. You're cool as country uncle, bro. Yeah, I gotta have some white in my life, life, bro.
A
I'm gonna get you down there, bro.
B
Yeah, because all my friends back.
A
I noticed.
B
Yeah, yeah, we're gonna get you out. I need some boyfriend in my life.
A
Have you been to a rodeo before?
B
What's that, bro? Broadway?
A
No. Have you been to like a rodeo with the animals? You could ride on the sheep.
B
Nah, you gotta take me, bro. I would love to take me on stream right after this.
A
I don't know if they have a rodeo today here.
B
Okay, wait, so wait, quick question. What you been doing? Like, like when you like, have free time?
A
Mostly work, man. I go perform. I just got back from LA last night. I had three shows there this weekend.
B
Damn, I would love to go to a show, dude.
A
It'd be good, bro. Have you done stand up before?
B
Nah, but that's the crazy thing, y'.
A
All. The whole thing is like stand up because it just keeps going.
B
Yeah.
A
What's the toughest thing about streaming? That people do not know.
B
Tougher thing about streaming, man.
A
Like, what's something about it that's tough that people don't really realize?
B
Probably the hate we're getting. We're getting so many hate on. On Twitter. They just want to see it. See, look down for us. But.
A
And who's doing the hate? Is it any type of person or is it.
B
I don't know. You never know. Those clippers on Twitter, bro, you think it's China? Nah, they probably don't give a. I don't think they give a. About a streamer. Yeah, it just. It just a lot of hate. But like, I take it. I take the hate, cuz. You feel me? I got the money. I'm leaving life. I'm. I'm happy. This for me. I. I'll take the hate, bro. For that. Yeah.
A
Did you buy your parents something when you got a little bit of bread or what happened?
B
Yeah, it was just Chinese New Year. I sent me some. I. I sent me almost like 10,000.
A
Did you really? Let's go.
B
Yeah, bro. My. My parents proud me, bro. Yeah, bro. Yeah, man.
A
Well, I'm proud to meet you, bro. It's an honor. Hello. It's an honor to meet a young. Just a young king, a young guy that's doing something different. It's honor to be somebody that's kind of like. That's an immigrant. That's still proven that you could be. You know, I'm saying that people could come to a new place and do something new, I think. Yeah. You just embody a lot of that, bro. So a lot of respect. Thanks for showing up.
B
Thank you so much.
A
Theo Vaughn and visiting. Just. Yeah, just an unc in the.
B
Thank you so much, uncle.
A
An unc in the universe, bro. Ray, you guys can check him out. You know where he's at, man, and. But yeah, if you. If you want to learn about a streamer or somebody that you don't know about already, this is the guy. So. Thanks, brother.
B
Thank you so much, man.
A
Amen, brother.
B
Thank you, bro. It's a good podcast, man. Now I'm just floating on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be cornerstone
A
oh, but
B
where When I reach that ground I'll share this peace of mind I found I can feel it in my bones but it's gonna take. There's a world where legends race across city skylines. Romance blossoms in glittering ballrooms. And there's magic around every corner. It's a world known to many as Great Britain. You've seen the action on screen. Now visit the real star of the show. Visit Great Britain. To discover more, go to tripadvisor. Com. Great Britain.
Episode #643 – Ray
Date: March 3, 2026
Guest: Ray (Taiwanese streamer, reality show winner, content creator)
This candid and energetic episode features Theo Von in conversation with Ray, a young content creator and popular streamer originally from Taiwan, who’s carved out a place for himself in the U.S. streaming scene. They delve into Ray’s journey from Taiwan to America, his rise in streaming, experiences with racism and cultural differences, and the larger cultural phenomenon of livestreaming. Expect an unfiltered, humorous but sometimes edgy exchange that veers through generational, cultural, and personal territory.
Ray’s story is one of spontaneity, cultural fusion, and unapologetic pursuit of happiness—he’s traversed boundaries literal and virtual, finding success and contentment in the unpredictable world of streaming. Theo and Ray’s interplay, often irreverent, navigates serious issues beneath the surface: generational divides, the question of legacy, and the unifying power of new digital cultures. The rapport builds into mutual respect, with both sharing pride and encouragement, closing on a high note of camaraderie.
This episode is both a comedic whirlwind and a surprising meditation on identity, belonging, and the evolving shape of internet celebrity. Ray embodies a new global youth culture, while Theo’s curiosity and wit root the conversation in lived cross-cultural reality. The banter is wild, occasionally edgy, but always sincere.