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I think we're going to end this tour at some point this year, but that's the one it is for now. Thank you. Good day, sir. I said good day. It's been a week. It's been a week. What's been happening? Oh, this I Good day. First of all, let me say that to you. And this is the day that we have been given. And yeah. And I'm happy to be here and alive with you today on planet Earth at this time in existence. And here we are. What is going on? Oh, this I freaking. I'm in Los Angeles, right? And I forgot that I have a Jeep Cherokee out here and it's probably maybe six, seven years old or something. And I forgot that I wasn't driving my car at home, right. In Nashville. So the other day I thought my car got stolen. So I call the police or whatever or, you know, yes, the authorities, they come. The guy, we're staying, I'm like telling him, describing my car, which is a cyber truck. And I know that's alarming and it makes a lot of people sad and that's okay. But I'm described and it is, it's a, it's very, it's, it's like driving like a molar filling for the Statue of Liberty. You just feel like you're driving this huge molar filling for some gigantic thing. But anyway, besides all that, I call the police. I'm telling the guy, took a while, waited probably 40 minutes. I'm telling the officer, explaining the vehicle and stuff. And I reach in my pants, I have car keys, right? I have Car keys. And the guy. And I said, well these are the keys to it. And I gave them to him and he presses the button and the dude. I, the. The car was like five cars away. I thought that I had, I was driving my cybertruck. I just forgot. I thought I was driving my truck and I just, I forgot because I, I just hadn't been in Los Angeles in so long and I just forgot that I was driving this chair, the, the Jeep. So the Jeep, like I'm a multi car owner. But anyway, absolutely embarrassing and just ridiculous and just, you know, I was like, I was to describe the vehicle to him, you know, turn that off and describe the vehicle. And first of all, when you're describing a cyber truck, you're like, yeah, it looks like a. You, it's a, you know, it looks like a UFO that couldn't make it. You know, that's kind of what, you know, it's just very, it's like, you know, it looks like a, like you're driving a sand wedge or something. So just that of that alone is, is bizarre. And then I was like, yeah, I don't know what happened. I ran inside here for a little bit and I came out and it was gone. So I'm telling that and then I have the keys and then I, I think I, that's where my glitch was. I was like, yeah. And I guess I still have the keys and I give them to him. He presses the thing, the keys to the, my Jeep and bam. It's right there. So anyway, whatever. That's where I'm at. What else? Let's get into it, man. I just got back from the inauguration in the USA and I was. Let's play some, let's play, let's lead into it with a little instrumental. You USA Inauguration. Very beautiful. That's Canon in D major right there, if you're into that sort of thing. Yeah, I was just, I, I took a red eye flight and so I got in probably 6:30 in the morning, had to get dressed in the car and took this suit that I have on, got dressed in the car, went to, got dropped off at a hotel, right? And you couldn't, you couldn't go within like five blocks of the hotel. You had to there there. You couldn't drive up to it. So got dropped off. So when it's walking and it's cold, you know, when you're like, you know, you're hurrying because we had to get there by a certain time by 8am to make sure that I Could be like, legit or whatever. So I get. So I'm changing in this thing. And I didn't know the man. The man, the driver of the car that picked me up. He was a. He was from a. Like a United nations area or whatever. You know what I'm saying? He. This guy was a he. We probably got him in a trade or something. I don't know how he got him, but he didn't speak a lot of English, and that's okay. And I didn't speak a lot of his language. So we just were, you know, we were different. We were verbally kind of different people. And so anyway, I'm like. And I've never, you know, I'd have to change in this car. And so it's just like. Yeah, it's weird, first of all. And I had to change down to complete nudity, you know, down to just, you know, just under the Lord's mat finish. You know what I'm talking about, baby, that first layer. And so it was just a lot, you know. So anyway, that happened and. And so anyway, we get. We get like, you can only get within five blocks of this hotel to where I had to go check in by 8am and it was called Hotel Wilfred. Hotel Wilfred wrote it down. And it was fancy. I mean, you go in and there's like a. There's like a trunk. Like somebody has a trumpet or whatever. They're not even playing it, but they're holding it or whatever. Like a guy standing by the door, and there's some guy whose job. He stands outside. His only job is to just be cold. He just looks. He's like, you know, it's like a nice place. It's like. Like a place you would see on Home Alone, where he goes. Where Kevin goes and. But yeah, there's a guy out front. His job is just to get cold for the rich people inside so they don't have to do that, right? So he's just outside just being freezing. That guy was out there, dude. And so I go inside and there's nice carpet and everything. And this wasn't where I was staying. This place was probably. I don't even know how much it was, but they wouldn't like. It was a lot. But anyway, everything had carpet. The walls had carpet, the ceiling had carpet. Everything had kind of flooring or whatever. Everything and. But very fancy. Like pictures of like. Like rich. Somebody rich eating something. You know, like, oh, sirloin or whatever. So anyway, all that. So go in there and ask to use the restroom. They had a guy. Like, the place was nice. They had a guy who was just looking at you who looked like, do we let this dude use our toilets? Type of dude, you know, like, kind of like a bouncer or whatever they call it, you know, just a dude. And he looked at me and I could tell he was like, visually on the fence, right? But then I kind of gave him like a, you know, I can handle it type of thing, you know, And. And then I went in the bathroom. I'm in there changing or whatever. I'm in there getting my toothbrush. Get toothbrush, and put some lotion on my arms and legs, right? Because. Yeah, because I didn't want to. You know, it was winter time and I get pretty chapped out. So anyway, I go and I meet our group in the lob, and I meet up. There's a guy named Alex Brucewitz, and he was the guy who got us in to be able to go. And he was a guy also who. His. Yeah, his last name, I think. Brucewitz. I don't know. It's a lot letters that don't even know each other, right? It's like you could tell some of the letters if you write it out, you're like, oh, these. They never even. These letters don't know each other, you know? And if you look on the faces of some of the letters, if you had them lined up, you see some of the letters, like, I don't. I don't know this guy. You know, point at the letter next to him or whatever. Yeah, Brooks. Brooks. Brooks. Brookshire, Brookshowitz, something like that. Anyway, I get there. This is the people that is in the group, okay? It is. It is Kyle from Nelt Boys, right? John Shahidi from Shots and Happy Dad. Jake Paul's. Logan Paul's. Who else? Let me think. Jake Paul's. Logan Paul's. Pam Paul's. Pam Paul's. Pam. Logan Paul's. Let me see. Logan Paul's mom is called Pam. And then Conor McGregor and Evander Holyfield and Danica Patrick, right? The race car, you know, she was like. At first they had like, Princess and Mario Kart, and then right after that, they had Danica Patrick. So, you know, one of only two female racers ever. So anyway, that is our group. That's our group, right? And like, I don't even know. Let me see. I'd never. I'd met Evanders one time, okay? So I'd. Medi. Van. I'll tell you this story. I met Evanders. So Evanders is he one time I'm at an airport. I think it's Chicago, and they had a McDaniels right there, and they had it all. You know what I'm talking about? They got it all, baby. They got a. The McDouble, the Whopper, the Nuggets, the Mac Nuggets, everything. You know, they got it all to McFlurry, you know, the ice cream machines down. Turn it on, Jack. That bitch ain't broken. Anyway, so one time, I'm at the Chicago airport. I see Evander's Holyfield sitting right there. He was at a table by himself. He'd had himself. He got himself a medium fry, okay? And I look, you know, I'm the kind of guy that. Who. I guess I'm the kind of guy who, if I'm walking by and I see Evanders Holyfield eating a medium fry, I'm a stop and watch them, you know? And you don't know. You're. You're. You're. You're that type of guy until you're that type of guy. So I'm walking by, I see the fry, I see the holy field. Bam, brother, you know what I'm saying? It's the thriller for a vanilla McFlurry, you know what I'm saying? Like, I just had to watch this. So Evanders is sitting there, he's putting fries into his mouth. And he'd been. Over the years, he's accumulated a lot of punches to his face, right? And that's. No, that's historical facts. So some of the fries, he wasn't even opening his mouth, right? He was just pushing them through. Just pushing on through the. You know, that Panamouth Canal, baby, that, you know, through his face, through his mouth, just putting them in. And there was a girl who had been working at the Cinnabon down about maybe 70 yards. Okay? They had a cinnabon about 70 yards down the terminal. And I saw her run up. I saw her run up, and she stopped right in front of Evanders. And he's. He's there. He's in the. You know, he's halfway through the fourth round of a medium fry, and this girl runs right up, dude. And you could tell she was. She'd left the counter unattended. I'm not trying to rat anybody out, but this was a young sister, and she left the counter unattended. Chicago airport, probably nine years ago, right? Probably 7pm she runs down, she points right at Evanders, and she says, oh, I used to watch you wrestle. I used to watch you wrestle. So it just goes to show, you can work your whole life doing something, and somebody just. They don't know. People don't know. They think you wrestle, you know, you could be one of the greatest heavyweights of all time. And somebody thinks you are. Coco, beware, right? Somebody thinks you should have a bird on your shoulder. You know, it just. It is what it is. No shade to any of those men. So anyway, that's the group, dude. So now I'm getting on. So you had to. You had to go outside. I asked the people at the front desk of the Willard Hotel. Nice, bro. Them, damn. They like, it was old, too. Like, they had ghosts, I bet. And even the ghosts would have a wallet on them. That's how rich people they. You see a ghost in there, and he'd be. You know, he'd be like, I'm rich. He won't even scare people. He's like, that's for poor ghost, homie. He was at the. At the. At the strip club, dude. You know, but. Okay, so we get to the back of the bus, we sit down. Oh, so as we're going to get all outside to get onto the bus, that's like leaving the hotel. We go out. Out of the. Out of the area. They had. Now they have, like, Secret Service, and everything is very. Show your ID. Like, every 30ft, you're showing your ID to somebody. Letting somebody look at you, look at you. You know, some people touching your glands, the sides of your neck or whatever. Every somebody's, you know, somebody's asking you who your mother is, you know, that kind of shit. So, yeah, there's just somebody. Like, every 30ft you're clocking in with somebody. Every 30ft you're showing your credentials, showing that wristband, arm, neck brace, everything they had all kind of wrist brace, neck brace, back bra, everything they had. Armband, neck band, fucking. They had so many things you had to show to get. Keep going, to keep moving on. So get on the bus. It's a full bus. There was a young lady and her husband right in front of me, who were from Louisiana. That was really cool. She was. She knew my friend Mandy that I used to date, and we was friends. It was her friend. I'm sitting next to Danica Patrick from the race car. You know what I'm saying? So. You know how I am, bro. I'm trying to meet a wife, dude. She's got a man. No judgment. But, yeah, it was great. I saw. I sat by her and it. She was awesome, dude, We're. We're Just climbing around, having fun. Oh, I forgot to say this. So we're go. Right before we start to get into the bus, that's when Conor McGregor's rolls up, bro. Connor McGregor's, dude. And this is the. You know what I'm saying? And this guy comes up and his suit, it was like they perfectly fitted, brother. Like he just, just, just. Oh. Like they just like the suit had just been stitched right around him just a second before he'd walked into our view. And he was just fresh. He was just like. He'd been just drinking Irish Spring soap water, you know, he just looked like he was just fresh out the tap, you know, and he. He was energetic and he rolls right up, you know. How you going? Loud A class, class lot, you know, just nice. Great to meet you, you know, just positive. His energy was. And just a lot of energy, like a lot of. And it was. Honestly, it was a lot of good energy that he rolled up with. Just in right there to the Paul boys. And he didn't know. I guess him and the Pauls had had con confliction online. And I didn't know it. I didn't know that. You know, I'm not. You don't see me in all the gossip columns and all of that, but they'd had confliction online. Grown men arguing on the Internet. They'd been doing it. And no judgment, man. But yeah, he just comes in with his energy. He had his energy up like that. And he just had his energy like that. Like he just found all the pots of gold they'd ever hidden. Fair play, boys. And that's how he rolled up, you know, like the. It was almost like Notre Dame. It's like if he was a guy on the. On the little helmet or whatever, you know, on the hat. He was a Notre Dame guy, but he was twice as bad as that little mascot guy they'd had. He could just. It's like he had a thousand Joe Joyce's in each one of his hands. And he just had the legs strong as the moors, you know. What are moors? Let me look it up. I think I'm just yelling stuff out of my head. Group of people with surname Moore who originated from Ireland. Oh, well, I thought it was something. It was like a thing. Mowers. Mowers. The cliffs of mower. All right, there you go. And he had legs like the cliffs of mower. And he rolled up in his head. He said he just had the energy of a. He had the energy hit. His was full of electricity, man. He really Was. He had it. He just. He's just a. It was a. It was a. He had a voraciousness. You know, his aura was at about 6, 7, 7,000, 8,000. And I'm not even sure what the exchange rate of that is. And in British pounds, I think they use them there. What money do they use in Ireland? Oh, Euros. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's euros or minus, buddy. We're gonna figure it out. But anyway, so. So that's how he rolled up a lot of electricity. But even just, dude, he knew my name, said something nice. So I was like, you know, I was very. Just, you know, I was like, holy, dude. So then we were. We get on the bus, right? So I'm sitting next to Danica Patrick, okay? We're sitting in front of Evander Holyfield, dude. You know, and people used to watch him wrestle, and he is a legend. We're on this bus. And then John Shahidi, Kyle from Nelk, and Kyle from. For guard or f. I'm not sure. Is it Forager? Farag Kyle. They call him Kyle, obviously. I can tell. Why? Because people. Because it's. After that, it's. You're bothering people. But Kyle from Nelk, right, who looked. Who looked like he was going to court to not get in trouble for a serious crime, like a business crime. Like, he looked dashing. He really did. The man looked dashing. And. Oh, and then behind them, j. Oh, and then Alex Brucewitz, John Shahidi. And then in the back, it was Jake Paul's Logan Paul. Behind them, Pam Logan's mom, and Conor McGregor, the Karate Kid of Ireland. And it was just. And it was awkward. You could see also on everybody's face, because I guess there'd been issues between the Pauls and the McGregor's. They'd been having beef online or whatever, and so they've been beefing. And so there was issues there. And I didn't know it, but so it was just awkward, you know, So I think there was some energy there. But it was also, people was. They said fair play to each other. Both of those sides said fair play to each other, boys. And we're gonna have a good day. And we're here for something bigger than. Bigger than. Bigger than us, you know, for. To witness just a country that has freedom. And so the bus took off. Took a while. We probably sat there 40 minutes. A lot of laughter and fun stuff, you know, just crazy, dude. I mean, I can't even believe I'm sitting next to. Hold on. I'm sitting by Evander Holyfield dude, right? And you could tell he can feel like these, these other boxers in the back, but we know who the dog is, you know. And I looked at him like, I'm on your team, brother. You know what I'm saying? If gets risky out here, you know, if things get crazy, you know, then, then you, you know, I'm saying if he. And he's, you know, he's getting up in years, but if you got to even use me as a white walker just to help you get out of here, mate, let us, whatever we got to do, man. So. But yeah, but I, I just, I truly can't believe that I'm on this, you know, it's just, it's a. You know, do you find yourself in certain moments where you're like, this is pretty crazy that you're in a moment, right, and it's just regular people for sure. But if you're like, this is like, who did we trick or whatever to get in here? You know, like, how did we. I don't know. I don't know. And we didn't trick anybody. But there's a part, there's just like, yeah, you're like, what are we? You know, one of these things is not like the other. It just seemed like, I don't know. And I'm not trying to say that like in a self pity or like pity me way. I just. Or like, oh, I don't deserve to be there. I'm just like. It just was kind of a surprising moment. We're all going to a presidential inauguration. I don't know these people, you know, I don't know. I mean, I know John Shahidi really well. He's actually a close friend of mine who runs Happy dad and I know. Who else was it? I. Well, I paid for one of Evander's fights before for sure, when they had early pay per view. I know. And, and I've paid for one of the Paul's fights. And I'd met Jake and Logan, but I don't know him, you know. So anyway, there we all are. We're on a bus. We get over by the Capitol and they say as soon as the thing ends, we have six minutes to get out of the venue and back onto the bus before they're going to shut down certain roads. And that was one of the biggest things all along the outside when I've been walking towards the hotel and everything, it's probably 10, 10 to 30 degrees or 40 degrees or 34, 6, 7 degrees, right? It's not a Ton of degrees. But it's not. It's not like no degrees, but it's like some degrees, you know what I'm saying? So. But there's military everywhere. Every you even like you like there'd be military. There's like SWAT team, you know, police, sheriffs, underco. Like a Marine every. There was people in high. There was like. Like I went to use a mailbox. I open it up, it's a military guy in disguise dressed up like a male thing like ah. You know. He still took two of the letters for me. So thank you. But yeah, everything. You just couldn't. You got to be careful. There was military everywhere, so you couldn't piss outside kind of vibes, you know. Anyway, so we're driving, but all the roads, there's like barricades everywhere. There's like trucks that they've just brought in to park at all these intersections all around this capital area. Like, like any corner you would pass on the way in because we'd circled the entire thing trying to find a way to get closer to this hotel. So I hadn't had to walk just because it was so brisk out. So the thing. But there was. Some of them had cement barricades. Some of them just had like a big trucks. Some of them had su. War. Little war trucks or whatever. It's like a little tank but with. And they made them for regular people. But they were sad. It was like H. Hummers. They had those real Hummers they had. What else? They just. There was things stopping everywhere and there was military personnel all over or police personnel all over. So anyway, the bus ride takes a while. You got to go through these certain streets. They have these big barricades set up and then you have to kind of like turn the corner and then straighten your bus out to make it through these huge like kind of cage steel walls that they've put up so the bus can just fit right down the middle of the walls. Like the full intersection is. The full street is closed and it's just been narrowed to this one. Like the middle lane kind of. And so that took a while, like doing different turns. Anyway, we pull up outside of the Capitol, probably pretty far off, I'm not sure, maybe 400 yards. We walk. We start walking. It's beautiful day. Beautiful. I mean like freezing cold, but just picturesque. The sun's hitting you. You can see the Capitol, the American flag. And it was exciting. All the officers, it seemed they're all wearing like this. The hot, the hot, the cold, like headgear. You can Just see their eyes or whatever and just their gun or whatever. And that's. And yeah, they look like all like kind of dark snowmen, like kind of like black snowmen, like a little bit. Because it was just a lot of them was wearing SWAT gear, tactical. They had everything. They had a gun, handcuff, billy club, Ray Bans or whatever. You know, just pepper spray, salt spray, just you, you know, you didn't even know what's going. Just, you know, one of them would just throw a grenade full of lemon pepper, you know, if it got really bad. So anyway, that's. You have all the. All these officers and everything. You go inside. Let me think. Right. So at the bottom. Oh, there's all these bikes. They parked all these bicycles and stuff kind of to make it like you had to go past them. And it was a little bit of like a gauntlet kind of. It was just odd. The different things that they put in place to kind of make it odd to get into places. So you get inside and then we walked along a hallway and then you start to see military like Marines, army colonels, generals, sergeant, staff sergeant, Sergeant Pepper, I think. And everybody in that, right. They had. Everybody was. There was. And they were standing at attention, you know, and some were at not attention, you know, the lazy ones or whatever. I don't know who they were, but they, you know, and some people were getting photos. I mean, if you're rolling with Conor McGregor's, they, you know, people's fook and topped in lot. You know, that's the most violent, tallest leprechaun they ever made right there. He's a savage man. And so, yeah, and you got him and the Pauls. 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So they had that, it was that kind of energy, everybody's running to get a seat type of energy. And we weren't running but we were kind of keeping a quick pace, you know. But then we got up in there and we sat down and they had also with us who are by us or whatever was Sam Altman. And he did AI right. And we'd love to get to chat with him and learn about how the World's going to fall apart, like, you know, I'm saying we gotta at least learn about it a little bit. And then Sam Altman, Alexander Wang, right? And I don't know a lot of Wangs. I don't know any. Okay, there he is. Alexander Wang or Vong. I'm not sure how they do it in. He's New Mexican, so he's. He's kind of the, you know, he's kind of the Asian John Jones, if you will, sort of. He. But he went to mit. He's a. Interesting guy. Anyway, he. He's there. There was all. Everybody else was governors, elected officials, rich people like, you know, people that had cattle or gold, you know, or whatever. And some people don't even call it gold if, you know, at first, a lot of times they called it rocks, which is a crazy thing. But I could easily see people calling it that. And that's sad. Anyway, what am I talking about? So we all sit down, right? We all sit down and it's a weight, bro. It is like, you know, and there's a lot of military. You got to meet a lot of military folks. So just to see all them in their dress garb, you know, I mean, that was, that was probably one of the coolest things. You're in the capital and there's all. Everybody's in their garb and it's just very regal, very regal looking. And yeah, and people were amped and there was fun stuff. And then every now and then you'd shake somebody's hand and they had a wet hand or whatever, and you're like, oh, you know, somebody get this fellow bag of flour, somebody, or just get him one of those pool chalks and let him just chalk his hand up before he shakes again, before he meets somebody, you know. But yeah, and then so that, that kind of happened. We sat there for a while, probably 30 minutes and then. And so we all slipped off and just slunk out and got into a special area beneath some stairwells where a lot of the military was back there. And they had. They was drinking chicken broth, hot chocolate and coffee, and the government to give them a little bag with a banana. And you know, you're like, dear God, these people putting their lives on the line, right? They're here to protect the president. We're somebody. I mean, in some of these bananas had been. I don't want to say they had been abused or whatever by their owner or whatever, but they had been trafficked. I don't say. I don't know how they. But some of the bananas had. You know, they're not. You know, they're. They're not going to be put back in circulation. I was surprised some of them were still in circulation. And anyway. But the military personnel didn't care. And. And that was kind of a blast, too. Just. That was probably the highlight of the whole inauguration was seeing all the military folks from all different branches, from police to, like, Army, Navy, SWAT sweat. There was just some gay guy wearing a sweat shirt, says sweat on it. Who else? They had even stolen valor. Even the people out there in Stolen Valor. You were like, you know, you were. It was an honor. All of that. Just. That was something great. Sorry, this story's getting long. So anyway, we got over there. We're. And we're just. We hadn't eaten any breakfast, right? I hadn't. And so you just. I'm just slurping chicken broth and slurping hot cocoa, you know. And anyway, so that was like a nice excursion from sitting there. We go back to our seats, and my chair was bad. I had a bad chair. The chair had been. I don't know, it was probably made in China or whatever. It's been one of those, you know, probably. A chair. Yeah, it was a chair that shouldn't be allowed to chair. They should check these chairs, right? They should breathalize and whatever they should do. But they did whatever. This chair, you know, probably knew somebody or whatever and got in the building anyway. It was kind of slagging a little. My chair was kind of like. So when I sit down, I had that lean on me, you know what I'm saying? That's totally that show, darling. So a lot of. And suddenly, as soon as I sat like that, a lot of black people kind of nodded at me, because once you have that lean on you, brother, it's a little bit of a kind of urban respect going on, you know? So I was like, okay, I'm in. I'm here. So we sit down, the congregation starts. The whole congregate. The. The whole evening starts. The inauguration starts. And it's very nice, man. I mean, it's just, you know, you're witnessing a piece of history and you get to be there. And it definitely felt like a lot of very regal people, and everybody was dressed very well and just fancy. It was a diverse group. It felt like. I don't know if that's true. That's. That's crazy to say that part, but it was. It was nice. It was really nice. And just like. Yeah, I just felt Lucky to be there just to see it. You know, I mean, I. I was saying this this weekend on Twitter, but, you know, some countries, they can't vote. They don't have voting. You can't go vote. You just live and you feel like you don't have a say in how. In the template that you operate in or the. The word, the universe that you're set up, and you don't have a. You don't have a hand to raise ever. But. But, yeah, so just. It was just. It was. It was wild to see that. It was wild to witness it. And then just the little things, just like everybody just watching, like, all the little things at the inauguration, just the little moments of little glances from the different people. And it's like this whole. Whole changing of the guard, and it's like this tag team. It's like tagging in. You know, instead of tagging in your partner, it's like tagging in your opponent, which is just such a wild thing to witness in a. In a sport, if you look at politics. Almost like a sport. And so we sat there. Everything was going pretty smooth, and then at some point, my chair broke, right? The chair broke. I felt. It fell. I just. It fell, right? I fell out. I don't know what to say. It. The chair, like, might have. I don't know what happened, right? But the chair fell and I fell, and it was like, oh, dude. It was the worst, right? It was embarrassing because at first I thought, oh, people thought I did this, right? Like, I don't do. I don't like physical stuff. I. I don't like that. Like, I'm not good at that type of stuff. Falling out of a chair. That type of. Right. That's for clowns or shitty mimes, right? Like a sh. Like, yeah, that's for shitty mimes. That shitty mime type. I don't do that. So the chair broke, and then I was like, oh, man. And Sam Altman looked at me, the guy who made AI Bro, he looks at me like. I was like, oh, God, that dude's never gonna come on the podcast. I was like, dude, design me a chair right now. I was like, design me some way to get out of this embarrassment. So that was kind of strange. And then I got up and. And anyway, the thing carried on. We snuck off one more time to get some more stuff because it got long. You know, some of the benediction got a little. You know, they were up there rattling, and. And then Trump came through. He gave a very long speech in there. You Know, I think addressed a lot of different things in there that it was kind of like the B sides, like things he maybe didn't want to say in the actual. In a main part, but he said in there. And then on the way back to the hotel, our bus kept turning off. It was experience and breakage or whatever, or it was broken. So we got out and just walked like the last few blocks. And that was kind of hectic just because some of those people are, are pretty recognizable. And you know, just a lot of people were coming up pictures and videoing and ask, you know, people from a different place. It was just a lot. It was like a lot of energy and it was kind of a little scary, you know, like, I don't have security. I'm not saying I need security, but you're just out there, you don't know what people are. You know what I'm saying? You don't know. You just don't know what's going on. So that was a little crazy. Got back to the hotel and yeah, went home, went to my hotel, which is a couple, maybe a mile away or something. Took a nap for a few hours and then went to the ball later on. And there was some issues about the chair. You know, I ended up like, well, here, let me tell about the ball. So the ball, I guess they had a bunch of different balls and I had got it. I got a ticket to one ball, right? And it was very nice. It was called the Starlight Ball. And it was beautiful in there. And I got dropped off. You had to get dropped off of blocks away. And then they had a very long, like snake walk that you had to go on to get to the door. And it was probably, Maybe, probably a 20 minute walk, right? And so it was cold out. It was probably 25 degrees or something. So you're walking out there and I didn't bring a coat, right? Because I didn't know, you know, I didn't, I didn't. I didn't think, I guess. And so I didn't think about a coat and I didn't have a coat. And so we finally get up to the front and they let you in and it was beautiful, you know, it's nice, it's elegant. The. They got curtains, they got carpet. The curtains were some curtains was 80ft long, 90, 45, 75ft long, baby. They had curtains that had carpet on them like these. They had, you know, they had everything in there. They had us. The craziest thing I saw, they had a ceiling fan. It must have been 150ft up in the air, dude. I was like, what? How would you do it? And so I. I kind of was, like, looking for the switch for that low key for a while. Let me see inside of the ball. I got to see some people that I knew. Joe Rogan was in there. Mayor. Oh, Or Ernie Johnson. Who's the guy? Speaker of the House, maybe. Mike Johnson. Mike Johnson, baby. Got to talk to him. He's from Shreveport, Louisiana. He had a great sense of humor. We got to joke around a little bit. He had a few of his children with him. Got to talk with them. Wayne Gretzky was in there, the great one. I saw him, dude. Wayne Gretzky had lost his tooth in there. My tooth got chipped, right? My two. My tooth got chipped or something on a hard appetizer, right? So Wayne's in there. I told him that. He goes like that. Showed me his mouth. He's missing a whole tooth, dude. You know, run away train. Never going back. He had that bitch just gone, dude. I mean, he's a hockey player, so. Yeah. But then they're, like, looking on the floor for the tooth. So for probably 10 minutes, I'm helping him and his wife and somebody else, like a. I don't know if it was a dentist or whatever, but a dental assistant, basically. I think it was just a dude that, like, guys or whatever, but he was trying to help look for it. And then. So we're looking for Wayne Gretzky's tooth. Okay. And I think he's like, yeah, I think I. I think he. I. At one point, I thought he said he had a couple. He usually kept a couple extra on him, you know, because this is a hockey guy. These guys. You know, you'll go to bed, they'll have their wedding ring and a tooth on the nightstand, you know, that's just the kind of guys they are, you know? So, yeah, he just had that empty net up top. And it was. But it was hilarious, dude. We laughed. And. And we took a nice photo together. Me, him, Mike Johnson. And then I started getting through some social anxiety in there that was a little bit hectic. And what else was it? I mean, it's just like a couple thousand people, you know? And you can't be like, hey, have you seen Wayne Gretzky's tooth? You know, like, so I would do that a couple times. I was like, yeah, have you seen Wayne Gretzky's tooth? You know, And I think a lot of people thought it was a euphemism for something or whatever. It was like a. Kind of like something like that. But yeah. Anyway, we. I don't know if they found it or not. I gotta touch base with them, but. What a legend, dude. What a legend, bro. That was awesome. So that kind of made my night, I think. What else? I saw Tony Hinchcliff and Jeff Ross and we joked around for about a half hour over by the desserts. The things that I did not enjoy, to be honest with you. No judgment, but these are just things that. What. It was like there was only probably 25 chairs in the whole place for probably. I don't know, maybe it's 2000 people in there or something. 1600 people, right? Is that the right amount of people? Maybe 1,000 people. So they only probably. They might have had 40. 40 chairs, right. So there was. You. It was like. If you saw a chair, it was like. It was. It got squid gamey in there, dude. It was very. You even heard an ass cheek leave a fucking seat. You could hear that. You could hear it at 40 paces. You could hear an ass cheek. Leave a. Leave a seat. See people rush in, fly in. Just first for that damn 18 square inches of real estate, boy. For that ass real estate. Maybe that chair. Who else? Sean O'Brien. I saw the Teamsters union president who came on to the podcast once. Who else did I get to see or not see? Oh, Ben Shapiro. I saw. I didn't get to talk to him. Jake and Logan. I saw. I'm leaving some people out, but it was just a lot, and I was kind of burnt out. There was so just like a lot of meeting people and it was just a lot of energy. So then I. At one point, I ended up leaving, and at the same time, Lex Friedman was leaving. He does podcasting. I'd never seen him before. And we talked. We. We walked for about 20 minutes and then caught an Uber for about 15 minutes and just laughed. Had a good chat. Yeah. And that was. That was it. That was the whole deal. I didn't get to see. I didn't get to meet anybody of the cabinet or anything like that. And I didn't get to see Baron Trump. I didn't get to see Baron. Bro. B dog, bro. You hear me? I didn't get to. I didn't get to see Baron Trump. That would have been that. Something nice to meet that man. That's a young man you want to meet. You know what I'm saying? He just. He's that. You know, he just is. He's that freaking seer. He's that seer, baby. He's the Lord's lookout, baby. You know what I'm saying? He is. He's that crow's nest of society right there. And so, yeah, that was probably a bummer. I didn't get to see Bobby Kennedy Jr. Who's a friend of mine. That would have been really nice. I thought Melania looked really nice and gangster at the same time. Beautiful gangster vibe. I got to see J.D. vance's wife. 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It doesn't really feel like. It almost feels like there's not even really famous people. Everybody feels a little famous because everybody is able to kind of promote themselves if they want. You know what used to be like media that felt like it was kept from people or controlled. It just feels like it's just there now and you can make your own decisions based on how you're consuming or who you're consuming stuff through. I guess. I don't know. I guess I don't have like a lot of macro level pictures, pictures of that kind of stuff. But just to get to meet Sam Altman, dude, the a. The AI guy. Like what? And then it was just more intro just like. Yeah, it was Fascinating. I wish I had had. I, I was kind of burnt out. I w, I, I, I. It was very magnificent and had like a, you know, a Cinderella type energy and stuff. I'm just glad that I got to go to it. I couldn't believe that there wasn't on. There was a thing where, you know, I thought Jake and Logan. I thought Logan and Jake were messing with me. They had videotaped. They were vlogging from the get, right. And I never spent much time around them, you know, and I know that they're really successful and, and they're, I mean, they're war. They're tough guys. Those are tough guys, right? No doubt. So anyway, they put a clip of. I fell out the chair, dude. And I didn't do, I didn't know. I knew that the chair had been bad. The chair was faulty. His faulty chair, I don't know if that was CIA or what. I have no idea, no idea how, you know, if they, there was a plan there. But anyway, they, the chair was faulty. But then afterwards somebody said that they were fooling with the chair, you know, and so part of my brain was like, oh, were they, did they do something with it to egg it on? You know, like, you know what I'm saying? If you see somebody who's like leaning on a crutch or whatever, and then you borrow their crutch, you know, you leave town, you know, because you got priors or whatever, and then they fucking, they take that L baby, that gravity L baby, they fall. So I just didn't know. So I got into kind of this skeptical place and I should have just checked in with Logan about it, I guess, but they were recording everything, so I didn't know if they were going to record it or whatever. And I just, I hadn't been around him that much, you know, and I didn't. I think I get nervous around like vlogging type of things because it feels like you're, they're. Somebody could be setting you up or something. I'm just not that familiar with that universe. And then later in the day, Logan Paul's made a video where he said he made a challenge about. Oh, he said if I was going to put you through something, I'd put you through a table, you know, not a chair. Because he is a wrestler. He's a WWE wrestler. I believe he's been a champion too, hasn't he? Let me see. Yeah, he was the WWE Champion from November 2023 to August 3, 2024. So, yeah, so I thought he said, you know, so I thought that he. I thought that he wanted that, that he was, you know, then I thought he was creating like online hype about it, you know, I thought he was calling out the rat king, you know? And if you want, if you want the smoke, baby, I'll fill your lungs, you hear me? Cause I'm gonna give you the truth, baby. And I'm gonna give you the trauma. Name the time and the place and the place and the time. Because I got a clock and a globe and an ax to grind. From Alaska to Nebraska, from Maine to Fort Wayne. So that's where I was at. And then we ended up talking in the morning and I just, I should have probably communicated. That was my, my, my part in it was. I didn't communicate better. And they weren't, they, they didn't, they didn't do anything. They were recording. The chair fell and it was ridiculous. And then they weren't trying to. They weren't trying to wrestle. I used to watch you wrestle. They weren't trying to wrestle. And so. Yeah, so no hard feelings there? Yeah, some just self responsibility. I think it was just a little bit of miscommunication and just not knowing each other, maybe not knowing each other's energies some. And I'll say this too, honestly, I had a great time hanging out with them because we also had had a great time that weekend. They were probably two of the guys. Yeah, we just, just joking around. I got to see how they interact with their mother. And I thought that that was very sweet, to be honest with you. No home, no diddy or whatever, you know, just. Just like the way. And it was just all real genuine, you know, you could tell that they have. Yeah, you could just tell the affinity that they have for their mother and, and the same for them because a lot of families that grow up where the children are famous and stuff, they don't have the same fortune. They don't have the same good fortune, you know, and so that was really cool, actually. It was. I thought. I admired that about them. Yeah, some. This honky zen monkey rolled up on me at the hotel at one point and was kind of just like. He was just kind of trying to say stuff to me and just. He was drunk, right. And he was just kind of kept spitting a lot. And it was just a lot for me. And he was just. His, his energy was super clear. He was like right up in my face kind of. And I told him I didn't want to really talk. I was just. It had been a Long day or whatever. And then he kept. He kept coming up, and Logan and Jake both kind of just formed. Just put a damn Trump wall right there in front of me, and I didn't need to be rescued. But I'm kind of glad they stepped in because it could have got a little weird, you know, I was kind of. I was on edge a little. You know, I just hadn't hit a meeting in a way, just like that. I had, you know, I just gotta take care of my own a little bit better. But. So, yeah, what I'm saying is. And nobody asked me to say this, you know, we just. Logan and I had a call the other day that was just confusion. And. Yeah, that. That was just confusion. And then. Yeah, I'm actually glad I got to. I'm glad I got to get to know them better, to be honest with you. It was kind of a joy of the weekend. And what else was nice? I mean, it was all just crazy just to even. Even just to, like, stand around Evander Holyfield and you're just, like, welcome to be around him, right? There's not. Like, he doesn't have. There's no. Neither one of y'all needs to walk off because you're both in the same group. It was like you're at a field trip. That was it. That's what it was like. It was like when you were kids at a field trip, and it was like, okay, this is the B group, and this is your chaperone, or this is the L group, and this is your chaperone. And so that was us. We had eight or nine of us. We had our chaperone, and we were just, you know, we were just learning about civics and getting to see some of it firsthand, and we really did, like, laugh. It was a blast, dude. And, yeah, I think maybe part of me, I wish they'd have asked if they'd have put the clip of falling of the chair out or whatever. But in the end, it's okay. It's all good. You know, I don't have any. Any ill thoughts towards them. You know, I, I, Yeah, I thought that they were. I thought they were cool guys. Maybe I need to quit saying that, dude. Obviously, they're both married, and I like women, but. But, yeah, I kind of wish we would have took that. I kind of wish we would have took it to the ring, you know, I think there was a part of me that. That was hoping, you know, because, you know, the rat king, baby, I'll put him in the frickin mozzarella wheelchair, baby, you feel me? My finishing move is the tax evasion baby, so. But that's every kid's dream to get in there and get body slammed and lose a vertebra, you know, in a sold out arena in Charlotte. I mean, who, you know, we can all dream, but yeah, I'm just glad I got to go to the inauguration. I would have gone. You can't miss it. You couldn't miss it if you got to go. And I just feel lucky that I got to go. And so thank you to Alex Brushewitz for taking me for John Shahidi, my buddy who's been super supportive and helps me a lot and helped me get to do the political podcast last year and just to learn about some things that I care about, you know, and, and just different politicians and how it works. It's like I've learned a lot in the past year, to be honest with you. I think, anyway, you know, I think I have and so, yeah, wish I'd have gotten to meet Baron. Wish that I gotten to see Bobby Kennedy. Some people gave me a hard time about going to the inauguration or supporting a party or whatever. I don't think about a, you know, I don't, I, I support, I do what I want to do for me and you can do what you want to do for you. You, you know, and, but nobody owns my support, nobody owns my support for anything, I don't think, you know, except maybe my family. And even then I can, even then I'll keep it away from them sometimes. So I don't know about what else. Let's take a call that came in. Here we go. Hello, Mr. Theo Vaughn, this is Judy. Hey, Judy. Sorry, my buddy used to say that all the time. Carry on, Judy. Onward. Thank you for calling from Shreveport, Louisiana. Oh, yes, Mike Johnson country and you know, he's speaker of the House and I liked his attitude, I liked his energy, you know, and I'm curious to see what this whole new camp, what they do in there. I'm curious to see, you know, because it's a motley, it's a motley group that they got going in there and I want to get to meet some of them. I want to get to talk to some of them and learn some stuff, you know, and also ask them, ask them some promises. You're going to do this, you can do this. And then we can see if we can hold them to it. If we get to keep podcasting for years, we'll be able to hold them to it. Hey, you said you were going to get to do this. Why didn't it happen? Or why did it happen? You know, so that kind of stuff really intrigues me. You know, are we going to get lobbyists and foreign countries and Apex and all these different people out from inter interfering with our candidates and interfering with our lobbies, or how does it work? And also, am I just delusional and I just don't know the whole system? And. And if that's the case, and educate me on it. Because there's also just a cost of doing business in some things. You know, like sometimes it's just there's a cost of doing business. You know, like you could go set up a fruit stand or something, or a little. Little watermelon stand or something, a little banana shop or something on the corner of a street. You could do that. But you have to pay a permit, right? You have to. It's just the cost of doing business. So sometimes I wonder if there's, you know, what the truth is out there. I want to learn more about that. Let's hear more. Sorry I called you a few times. Anyhow, I just want to say congratulations. I'm so happy for you that you had the opportunity to go to D.C. on Inauguration Day. I had actually said something to my husband over the weekend that I sure hope Theo Vaughn goes to Washington to experience Inauguration Day. Well, thanks, ma'am. Or young lady or. Yeah, thank you, miss. I appreciate that. Yeah, the Ovon went to Washington. I guess fable goes west or whatever. Fable goes to section eight. That's going to be. Maybe I'll be able to be in that. Yeah, but Fievel was a mouse dude and he went west and we're the rats, baby, and we went east, so. But thank you for thinking of me. Yeah, I was thinking about that, too. I was like, how can I not go? You know? So, yeah, thank you. Let's hear more, miss. Because you, my friend, are so worthy and deserving to have that opportunity. Countless, countless of this are so grateful. Thank you for going. You truly deserve that. I was so excited for you. And I just want to thank you again for just having truly, the best podcast that I get so hyped to listen to. And you were so deeply loved. Well, thank you. Thank you. That's sweet of you to say that. That's nice you to say. You know, I did. I thought about my teachers from growing up. I thought about my mom. I didn't steal, but I took a couple extra napkins because I know my. My best friend's mom is going to want one. My mom's going to want one, probably. Um. Yeah, there's a teacher, too, if I ever. If I get to see him again, that I would like to give them to. Just little things like that. Yeah. And to see things you like and don't like. You get this witness, like, okay. There's some stuff here that I feel like this. There's some stuff here that I feel like that. Yeah, I felt like. I don't know, I just couldn't believe it, you know, to be real honest with you. I just couldn't believe it, you know, I just couldn't believe that I'm sitting in there and I'm at the dam. You know, this is like the. They're doing the. The inauguration, you know, and. And then the chair broke, and I'm like, oh, and you're on the floor and you're like, oh, this is incredible. Good. And then you just. I thought I'd. I was like, please let me fall through to another world or whatever. Like, I looked over at Sam Altman and I was like, designer, you know, I was like, send me into the Matrix right now, man. You know? Don't make me have to just get up and just be human. So that was a lot. I don't know. Was it a lot? But anyway, it is just. Is what it is, man. And the best part of it was some rich lady scoffed at me. He's like, whoa. Oh. As if she had to watch one of her own dogs. You know, those people that are really rich, they have someone else walk their dogs so they never really know that their dog's or whatever. She was like, God, she grabbed her husband's arm or something. I'm like, yeah, you gotta ride. You sitting in the wrong section. You in section eight. Boo. Boo. These chairs busted as hell, brother. So maybe we'll start making our chairs in America again. I don't know. Maybe we'll start taking some pride in the things that we built. That we build, you know? I don't know. I wonder what the future is going to be like, you know? I wonder. And if we're strong enough, man. It's weird. It's like the things that I feel like are bad for me sometimes. It's hard to stay away from. It's hard to keep using them, you know, It's a. It's just. It's interesting. But I'm just happy I get to be alive and play the game every day. Sometimes I play it pretty good, sometimes I don't. Sometimes my Attitude sucks. Like, yeah, dude, I was at the, the ball or whatever and the desserts, dude, I was just, I wanted to get a drink or something and then I was like, I'm not drinking, you know, I'm not doing it. I've just been. I was just like, I was kind of going through it and so I said, I'll get me some desserts, right? Because sometimes if you want to drink, if you to, to, to, to stop that cur, that craving, you get you some desserts, boy, you know. So I tongue down a couple petty fours, baby. Let me bring up a petrol one of them. God, they're good if they're beautiful, they're good if they're good. But they, when they're not, they're just a waste of your fucking calories. Petty for. And I'm the kind of guy, I'll put something in my mouth and if I decide once it's in there that it ain't worth it. You gonna get that back, honey? I'm gonna. I'll put that in a nat can, baby. And hide a little doggy bag somewhere behind a plant or something. I don't give a damn. I'll feed that to a sofa cushion after I take it out of my mouth. I don't give a damn because I don't eat bullshit sugars dog. A petty four, also known as mignardesis mignar disease is a small bite sized confectionary or savory appetizer. The name is French petit four, meaning small oven. That's small loving, baby. You know what I'm saying? Huh? Damn, boy. And Wayne Gretzky lost that freaking. He was spitting chiclets, dude. Shout out to them. He had a day. I'm upstairs, baby. He, He. The Lord installed a window on his smile, baby. He. He had that thing going and shout out Wayne, man. We talked about his family and I'm just clowning. He knows he had great sense of humor. He's like, yeah, usually I got a couple extra I keep on me. Oh, but just moments like that, you're talking to the greatest hockey player in the world and he's asking you how you're doing and then you're just helping somebody look for a tooth in a nice room. It's just like this is a. You kind of always dreamed about, I guess, you know. Let me see if there's one more question. Any questions you guys had Nick or Zach? I don't think so. Are you looking for a voicemail? Can you hear me? You notice anything on your mind? About the election. Was there anything. You made a point. You post on Instagram about how you think we need more than two parties. That was interesting. Yeah, I think that's something. You know, I think that's a big thing for me is that, hey, how do you get more party. Because I feel like if they're, you know, if you, if they're just. We need more teams, be more exciting, you know. And I know there are more people are like, there's the Green Party. I know that. Let me see how. How many political. Just so we know some of you guys like this idiot. You don't know. The electoral system is called. Is it called a two party system? That means two parties dominate the political field. The two largest parties. Okay, minor parties. There's the. Obviously. So then you have Democratic and Republican. Those are your two major. Your minor parties are. The Libertarian party was founded December 11, 1972. As of March 2021, it is the largest third party in the United States, claiming nearly 700,000 registered voters across 28 states. The Green Party. You know what I'm saying? Blow it in the air, baby. That's sticky. Icky. The Green party has been active as a third party since the 1980s. You know what I'm talking about? Cheech and Chong Homie. That's what's up, baby. Dope as yola. The party first gained widespread public attention during Ralph Nader's second presidential run in 2000. Okay, okay. And then the Constitution party is a national conservative political party in the United States. It was founded in the U. S. Tax as the U. S. Taxpayers party in 1992 by Howard Phillips. There's also. The alliance party is a centrist American political party, was formed in 2018 and registered in 2019. And the Vermont Progressive Party. So that are. Those are three, four, five other parties. That's pretty cool. I would love to get to talk to Bernie Sanders again, you know, that would be something nice this year to learn a little bit more about some stuff. Yeah, I'm just. I think I've gotten more curious this year. I feel more curious and then just. Yeah. Some things I want to do this year, try and be better to my friends. I think I can do it and just take more time and not in my own world and think about other people's worlds. That's one thing that keeps me. Sometimes I just get stuck in my own world and then it's. It's not that I'm not thinking about others. It's just I'm thinking about my. Me too. Much. Or some things I have to do. Right. So there's some goals of mine. Anyway, sorry to ramble. Anything else? Any other. Nick, did you have a question? Anything come to mind? I know Zach had it. I didn't. I just thought it was kind of a beautiful moment. It did feel like things are changing, good or bad. Yeah, that's the thing. Sometimes change is good. You don't know. You know, it's like Bobby Kennedy. People did. People said he was a witch doctor. Whatever people said he was. What were some of the things you heard? Oh, he worked for Frankenstein. You would hear all of that or whatever. You know, people would say he has a bus full of, like, frogs with band AIDS on him and like that, and, like, bears that are missing arms or whatever. And. Yeah, yeah, he's definitely, you know, he's had some weird instances with some roadkill. I'll agree to that. But it's a mystery. I like something new. I like. Let's try this. Let's try this. So. All right. Blessings to you guys. Thanks for listening to me ramble about the inauguration. Thanks for being a part of the podcast, as always. The hotline is 985-664-94503. What was the call in thing that we spoke about earlier, Nick? Do you remember about one of them we talked about? That would be a good call in thing. Craziest thing you've ever seen in a bathroom. Oh, yeah, that's what it was, man. So one happened. One thing that happened was I was at the inauguration, you know, and. And. And I was there, right? And so this. So I go into the restroom, right? Typical, you know, restroom user. That's who I. Who I am. So I go in there, and you start. There's only a couple sounds that you hear in the bathroom that you. That are kind of acceptable, right? You know, you. You'll accept a lot of sounds in a bathroom. You're like, okay. You're like, oh, all right. But, okay, you know, and then sometimes you hear some stuff and you do a quick prayer for somebody or something, but there's only a few sounds. But that somebody was in there. Either. I don't want to say doing, you know, cocaine maybe, or. Or just breathing short really fast every now and then. So that kind of blew my mind. But it just goes to show you that you never know when somebody, you know is getting tooted up on the gear. You know what I'm saying, Big Randy? You never know. So. All right. A little bit more American inauguration music on the way out, but yeah, you can hit the hotline. 985-664-9503. Let us know. Something you've seen in a bathroom that's been strange over the years, Something that's kind of shocked you're really. You know, you thought to yourself, okay, that's different right there. 985-664-9503. Praise God, baby. I'm upstairs. And if you. If you. If anybody finds Wayne Gretzky's tooth, you guys hit the hotline, you know that. And we'll get that install done for him up there. But you guys be well, man. Thank you, guys. Amen, Saren. You guys be good to yourselves, baby. You deserve it, gang.