*PATREON PREVIEW* A24 Pack

Summary

Throwing Fits – PATREON PREVIEW: A24 Pack

Date: November 7, 2025
Hosts: James Harris & Lawrence Schlossman

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EPISODE OVERVIEW

In this Patreon preview, the Throwing Fits boys, James and Lawrence, invite listeners into an unfiltered, off-the-cuff weekly fit check and life catch-up. The conversation pivots from the mundane realities of wardrobe choices to the unique way they source life solutions—by crowdsourcing health and wellness through their audience. With signature banter, they muse on bloody nipples, cease-and-desist drama, uniform dressing, healthcare hacks, and tattoo cravings. As always, the vibe oscillates between self-effacing humor and candid takes on their own lives as minor internet celebrities.

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KEY DISCUSSION POINTS & INSIGHTS

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1. The Fit Checks (00:58–05:00)

• Lawrence's Fit:

  • Boots: YMC Grenson collab
  • Socks: Threadies
  • Jeans: Generica
  • Quarter Zip: Colbo, “not quite a track jacket, but more a windbreaker in a unique, non-nylon material”
  • Layering: Hanes beater (to “make sure I don’t have bloody nipples under my beautiful quarter zip” - Lawrence, 02:13)
  • Hat: Triple O (formerly Options) — leading to a recount of brand-related cease and desist chaos
  • Underwear: Hanro boxers (“Just because it was right there…maybe ‘cause I’m just like, whatever, boom.” - Lawrence, 04:51)

• James's Fit:

  • Shoes: Rear installment boots—due to ongoing plantar fasciitis
  • Socks: Unsure
  • Jeans: Orslow
  • Undershirt: Paper thin vintage T-shirt (“You can see my tattoos, you can see that I have tattoos.” - James, 11:49)
  • Yearning for other footwear but constrained by current foot problems

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2. Cease and Desist Saga with Options/Triple O (03:26–04:30)

• Lawrence shares the odd legal drama from wearing a Triple O (formerly Options) hat:
  • “We got a true cease and desist…he thinks that we were selling them and promoting them.” (Lawrence, 03:58)
  • The original brand owner DM’d them about Instagram posts, creating confusion and amusement.
  • “People never cease to be fucking weirdos.” (James, 04:25)

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3. Underwear Choices & Habits (04:48–05:53)

• Lawrence talks about the randomness of underwear selection.
• James reflects on how unusual it feels to deviate from habit (“It just felt different.” - James, 05:44)
• Joking about sponsorships (Skims) and possible numbed sensation (“Maybe a numb cock.” - James, 05:49)

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4. Crowdsourcing Healthcare from the Podcast Audience (07:31–09:30)

• James’s Plantar Fasciitis: He’s now partnering with listener Wes Wilson from “Engineered Health.”
  • “This is how you got to deal with healthcare in America… Start a podcast, gain a listenership, complain… and hopefully somebody that is a qualified professional will reach out.” (James, 07:42)
  • Wes’s company name is a nod to Nepenthes.
• James also receives unsolicited health advice from listeners: “There’s a cardiologist like, ‘You should just eat salmon.’ I was like, okay.” (09:06)
• Lawrence was advised to cut back on Celsius energy drinks: “People helping people. We love it.” (Lawrence, 09:22)

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5. Uniform Dressing & Fit Constraints (09:30–11:13)

• James discusses how shoe constraints have forced him into partial uniform dressing:
  • “There’s never been a single component where I’m like, oh, I know what I’m going to wear ahead of time…I got to build the fit around that.” (James, 10:11)
  • Lawrence wonders if this streamlining is a Steve Jobs/Zuckerberg-style efficiency hack.
  • “It saved me approximately three seconds a day. That shit adds up.” (James, 11:06)
  • Typical playful banter about how much time is saved, “By the time you’re dead from your Celsius intake, I’ve lived five lifetimes.” (James, 11:13)

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6. Tattoo Talk (11:55–12:28)

• James: “I’m actually kind of fiending for some new ink, bro.” (11:55)
• Shares he knows placement but isn’t sure on design or artist yet.
• Lawrence and James reflect on their tattoo count and placement strategy.

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NOTABLE QUOTES & MEMORABLE MOMENTS

• On Layering and Bloody Nipples:

  • “To make sure that I don't have bloody nipples under my beautiful quarter zip from Colbo, I have on a Hanes beater.” (Lawrence, 02:13)

• On Brand Drama:

  • “We got a true cease and desist…he thinks that we were selling them and promoting them.” (Lawrence, 03:58)
  • “People never cease to be fucking weirdos.” (James, 04:25)

• On American Healthcare (and Podcast Privilege):

  • “You complain about your life…hopefully somebody…will reach out and be like, ‘Hey, I heard about your health issues. I actually can help you out.’” (James, 07:42)
  • “I got a lot of friendly and kind messages about needing to roll back my Celsius intake. And I took that to heart, literally.” (Lawrence, 09:12)

• On Forced Uniform Dressing:

  • “There’s never been a single component where I’m like, oh, I know what I’m going to wear ahead of time.” (James, 10:11)
  • “It saved me approximately three seconds a day. That shit adds up.” (James, 11:06)

• On New Tattoos:

  • “I’m actually kind of feeding for some new ink, bro.” (James, 11:55)

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IMPORTANT SEGMENTS (TIMESTAMPS)

• Fit Check & Layering Talk: 00:58–03:25
• Cease and Desist Hat Drama: 03:26–04:30
• Underwear Choices: 04:48–05:53
• Health Issues & Audience Sourced Care: 07:31–09:30
• Musings on Uniform Dressing: 09:30–11:13
• Tattoo Aspirations: 11:55–12:28

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TONE & STYLE

The episode reflects the hosts’ laid-back irreverence, with quick-witted exchanges and a candid, self-deprecating style. The banter is fluid, mixing fashion nerdiness with the comedy of everyday inconveniences.

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For access to the full episode and deeper dives, visit www.ThrowingFits.com.

Transcript

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[James Harris]

Contact Us Throw gang We are joined by the supper club sultan, Lawrence Schlossman, myself, the Isakaya Papa James Harris. Welcome to the weekly run of the Boys with today's full episode Only available on www.ThrowingFits.com. before we get into an absolutely turbo wild week which Lawrence is still wrapping up as evidenced by the Orion, the 12pm Orion, bloody nipples and dealing with the drunkest person of all time up there for sure. Yo, I thought you wanted to fight me. Let's get into a fit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Check Lawren okay on the feats I have on the YMC Grenson collab boots, the socks are threadies, the jeans are generica.

[James Harris]

Nice.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The top, I don't know. It's a quarter zip. It's a track jacket.

[James Harris]

It's not a track jacket. Does that pockets? Yeah I think they this is just their like quarters of windbreaker right in.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But not in a nylon in like sure, sure, sure.

[James Harris]

Okay. Mine is a nylon. That's like the windbreaker.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh you have this.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Oh shit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This is great dude. Yeah, I don't wear it enough. It's Colbo. The top is Colbo. Yes. And to make sure I don't have.

[James Harris]

Bloody nips the clothing store next year new favorite wine bar Colbo next door.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I do like the name a lot. I mean there's a lot of things to like about it but I do like the name. Sometimes simple and direct is best in my opinion. To make sure that I don't have bloody nipples under My beautiful quarter zip from Colbo. I have on a Hanes beater.

[James Harris]

The hat get. Because you beaters are normally for like sweat absorption.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Right.

[James Harris]

And to create a layer between body and top.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

But her beater is also for like anti nipple chafage.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, I have no idea. I was just going off of. I was riffing off of what you said, but presumably.

[James Harris]

Have you ever done. Have you ever done like just raw dog the nips with no beater and then like had like chafing on the nippies?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, I don't have like particularly sensitive nipple. Have you. I don't mind. I don't know.

[James Harris]

I don't wear beaters.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I mainly just wore this beater because like, if hypothetically I want. Yeah, okay. Yeah, I wouldn't want.

[James Harris]

No one's trying to see that.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Well, no, I'm just saying, like, if I was going to do that, you need to have something.

[James Harris]

No one's trying to see the. The kata a.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Damn, that's so true. Because this is like, I don't know, it's a jacket. And you don't just wear a jacket over your bare torso. There's got to be something.

[James Harris]

Okay.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

All right.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The hat is Triple O, formerly known as Options. They remember all the cease and desist that we got because of this brand.

[James Harris]

I saw there was some guy. My DMs. I'm like, Bro, I'm not wearing it. Like, it's okay.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think the guy who's just like creating a brand like his own. Brandy is a trademark for that. Was called Options, which is the name of the store in Austin that is now called Triple O. He was like thinking that we were like promoting and selling and like involved. And we got. Dude, there was mad emails, mad dms. It's like with you, bro, I got so much because I'm the one wearing it.

[James Harris]

Did you open the emails?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, but I'm not responding. We got a. We got a true cease and desist. We did. Why drone fits for? He thinks that we were some. Because I wore him enough that he thinks we're involved.

[James Harris]

This guy wears so many ass. He's got to be involved that he.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Thought were that we were like selling them and promoting them. He asked me to delete Instagrams where I'm wearing it on my own personal Instagram.

[James Harris]

Oh, I think I got that too.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, yeah, it was. It was insane. Anyway, the store and I cease the one.

[James Harris]

The top message I have is from Raul Lopez. People never cease to be fucking weirdos.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Shout out Raul oh, damn. I'm doing too many shout outs again. We established this already. What was I going to say? Yeah, shout out, Triple O. I am drinking an Orion like James said. From Okinawa to the world I have a hydro flask full of lower resides finest. Oh, the underwear. I'm wearing boxers today.

[Podcast Host/Ad Voice]

Whoa.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Handbook handvark boxers.

[James Harris]

I don't know.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Just because it was like right there.

[James Harris]

That type of morning?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, not even that. Just like I'm in the underwear drawer and I'm just like, maybe because I'm just like, whatever. Boom.

[James Harris]

Does it feel weird when you. When you switch it up? No, not really.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That I think. Is that the thing that no one wants you that big Underwear doesn't really know that there's.

[James Harris]

Who cares if I was wearing boxer briefs except for skims when I'm doing. Of course my whole life. Is this episode brought to you. No, never mind. I'm not. I'm not wearing skims when I'm not wearing skims.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What?

[James Harris]

It's fine. It's this episode.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Isn't that fair?

[James Harris]

If I'm wearing. Because there was a night where. Or a day where like I had to wear boxer briefs like during everyday life. I'm like, this is weird.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Wait, what was the reason?

[James Harris]

I think I just had them like on me for like exercise and then.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Never before sweaty draws out.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Instead of like wearing like last night's drawers, I was like, well, I'm going to wear my. My right briefs, my clean briefs and my whole.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And your whole shit was fucked up.

[James Harris]

Not fucked up.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I was just.

[James Harris]

I don't know, it just felt different.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. I don't. I don't know.

[James Harris]

Interesting.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Maybe because I'm dealing with other shit.

[James Harris]

Maybe a numb cock.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Honestly.

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[Lawrence Schlossman]

What else do I got over here? Oh, thistle shades, some zen. I got some chapstick, whatever. Normal. What about you, bud?

[James Harris]

Still in the rear installment boots. You got me thinking. I do kind of miss wearing other. But we're on the road to recovery with the plantar fasciitis. Shout out Wes. Wes Wilson.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, yeah.

[James Harris]

This is what I'm going to do from now on. This is how you got to deal with American. This is how you got to deal with healthcare in America. All right, you start a podcast, you gain a listenership, you complain about your life and your problems and. And then hopefully somebody that is a qualified professional reach out and be like, hey, I heard about your health issues. I actually can help you out. So me and Wes had a. Had a little call. He's down in Little Rock, Arkansas, Big throw gang. He named his company Engineered Health after as a reference to his favorite Nepenthes brand.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Wait, oh, not West Wilson.

[James Harris]

No, Wes Wilson.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

I was like, you know, your name is one letter off from our favorite member Summerhouse. He's like, yeah, I know.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Shout out Wes Wilson. So engine. What is called engineered.

[James Harris]

Engineered Health. Little winky wink to his favorite Nepenthes brand. Brand. And yeah, you know, he's got me on his app. We're working together. We're gonna get through it. We're gonna get through it. Shout out Wes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Are you. Are you getting like a friends and fam discount? Like what's.

[James Harris]

Well, yeah, I just shouted out. So yeah, I don't really know. I don't know what the.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Engineered Health baby.

[James Harris]

Engineered deals. I don't know what the. I'm sure it's all virtual. It's all remote. It's mostly through an app and then like weekly check ins because. Yo, Pete.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So he's a. He's a doctor.

[James Harris]

I don't want to speak for Wes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

He's a professional.

[James Harris]

I'm saying is that healthcare professional. The state of healthcare in America is such that I need to solicit all my health and wellness needs and issues through the audience. Through the audience. There's actually. When I talk about having high cholesterol, there's a gathering like, yo, I'm a cardiologist. You should just eat salmon. I was like, okay.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I got a lot of friendly and kind messages about needing to roll back my Celsius intake. And I took that to heart, literally. Ah, see, look at that. People helping people. We love it.

[James Harris]

And now you're just a picture of health.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, true. Yeah. And now. And now I'm never gonna die.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's sick, dude.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Because you'll be just entombed. Mummified from the inside out.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

Something like everything else. Yeah. So hopefully, with Wes's help, I can be wearing other shoes soon. Because you. You mentioned this in the afters that I guess will be out in. I don't know which afters it was.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's.

[James Harris]

But I do kind of miss where's the black.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Well, we don't care about that. Rachel Senate Monday.

[James Harris]

That's right, we don't care.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's her midweek mini. We talk about the. That you physically can't wear, that you're excited in terms of footwear that you're excited to put on your dogs.

[James Harris]

On the flip side, though.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

I'm never. I've never been a uniform dresser. And this has become like, oh, sure. Shoes that I.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Does that count if it's just the same shoe? I mean, the rest of the fit, I think partially.

[James Harris]

I think at least partially uniform. Where I've never been. I've. There's never been like, a single component where I'm like, oh, I know what I'm going to wear ahead of time. Right. And I got to build the fit around that.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

So that has been an interesting exercise in getting. Trying to get fit software. It's like. Well, I know I'm wearing the beige kind of, like tactical, like, masculine presenting boots, the mass.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Presenting technical footwear.

[Podcast Host/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

Like, I. I will be in a. On the front line of. In a Mumdani's caliphate.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

So I gotta build a fit around that. So I don't know. It's.

[Beautiful Anonymous Podcast Host]

It's.

[James Harris]

There is something there. There is something there where it's like, it's. It's altered the way that I piece together restraint. No, it's just like, all right, one piece of the puzzle has already been locked in. How do we build around that?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Do you feel good taking options off the table where it's like, you know, making Your life. Like what if Steve Job. Oh, stream. Streamlining my life or Zuckerberg. It's efficient, you know. Is that part of it?

[James Harris]

Honestly?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

Yeah. It saved me approximately three seconds a day. That's a crucial. That. That shit adds up.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Over the course of a month, yo.

[James Harris]

By the time you're dead from your Celsius intake, I've lived five lifetimes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

There you go.

[James Harris]

I live three days in 24 hours. Whatever the. That guy said.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, that altered the space time continuum.

[James Harris]

Yeah, the guy that brainwashed my homie from high school. Oh, that's right.

[Podcast Host/Ad Voice]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is he still on his. I don't know, quantum physics manipulation.

[James Harris]

I don't know. I don't know. All right, the socks are. I'm not sure. The jeans are orally. The undershirt is paper thin. Vintage T shirt.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, my God, look at how slubby.

[James Harris]

You can see my nipples chafing in real time.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

God, his teeth so slug.

[James Harris]

You can see my tattoos. You can see that I have tattoos.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, dude, we have tattoos. Whatever. Not a big deal.

[James Harris]

I'm actually kind of feeding for some new ink, bro.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I literally was having this conversation with Jenna. Do you know what you're gonna get next?

[James Harris]

No. I know placement and I know who I want it. Well, I don't know who I want it from. I know placement.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What's placement?

[James Harris]

Just like a little here. This. This one's a little. Dude, visually lonely. Well, you have like, you have like, same. How many tattoos you have?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't know, eight or some.

[James Harris]

They're not clustered, right?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, just on my forearms.

[James Harris]

8.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I want to go.

[James Harris]

Oh, really?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I know what I'm. I don't want to. I don't want to say, but I know what it's going to be.

[James Harris]

But there's nothing there.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, no, I'm saying that's where it's going to go. But I'm saying the placement is similar. Right.

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