Host 2 (2:02)

Thigh highs just slutty socks literally.

Host 1 (2:05)

If I wasn't wearing jeans right now I would look disgusting but also as slutty as as possible leader Hosen with the Tims.

Host 2 (2:13)

That's got to be a first.

Host 1 (2:15)

Yeah, I guess so. I don't know what do you normally wear? What do Germans wear Leaderhoods and like pilgrimage shoes Wooden clogs bro which are.

Host 2 (2:23)

Kind of like like your your murder out gats your German army trainers.

Host 1 (2:27)

If they're. If the. If the clogs are unstained, they kind of like. It is the same, like, aesthetic, you know, in terms of like, the. The color of wheat. The jeans are Bottega. The turtleneck is Emporio Armani. Our legacy workshop. The jacket is. The puffer is Haven Nanga. The hat is small talk Studio Brady Brand on the cock and balls, thistles, sunnies. And I have some velos straight from the old world. James.

Host 2 (2:59)

France.

Host 1 (3:00)

Yes. Velo is the European old world. Right?

Host 2 (3:03)

That's.

Host 1 (3:03)

They call it.

Host 2 (3:03)

I mean, if you're a fudgeing. If you're a leader hose enthusiast. Yes.

Host 1 (3:07)

Okay. What do you call that?

Host 2 (3:08)

The Fatherland.

Host 1 (3:09)

Okay. Yeah, sure. Totally. What did he wear today?

Host 2 (3:12)

The boots are Salomon rear Mxa fives or whatever the fuck. Just what I've been having to wear during this. These. The series of blizzards in New York. The heck is from Uniqlo. The socks are Man Risa. The pantalones are orally. I forgot I had these at the tailor. Oh, really? So it's kind of like. Like bonus John's. When you show up to, like, the dry cleaner, like, you get a text, be like, hey, your shit's been sitting here for two months. Come pick it up. We're throwing it out.

Host 1 (3:37)

Right. Isn't there, like, there's a limit unless. And then they'll get rid of it at a certain point, I guess.

Host 2 (3:41)

Store policy. I mean, I've never. I've never done that with the dry cleaner, but with the tailor, I'm like, oh, fuck. That's right. I got these pants there.

Host 1 (3:45)

Were they really there for two months? No. Okay.

Host 2 (3:48)

Like a week.

Host 1 (3:48)

Oh, so that's a nice. So a total surprise.

Host 2 (3:50)

Yeah. Shout out Ramon. Best hammer in the game in the land.

Host 1 (3:55)

How much does a hem cost at Ramon spot?

Host 2 (3:57)

20 bucks.

Host 1 (3:58)

Oh, nice.

Host 2 (3:58)

These are the same duck canvas. That different color. That is what your spider man, you know, mogged short coat is made out the.

Host 1 (4:09)

The pink boy.

Host 2 (4:10)

Yeah.

Host 1 (4:11)

Yo, imagine these. They. These.

Host 2 (4:12)

The labia twos. Yeah, the bubble gum ones.

Host 1 (4:16)

Yeah.

Host 2 (4:16)

Dude.

Host 1 (4:16)

Yo, my jacket. Pink like bubble gum.

Host 2 (4:18)

Yo, girl, I heard it look like a. Or jacket. Yo, is it true it's pink? Like orally.

Host 1 (4:23)

What woman would ever work on.

Host 2 (4:26)

No one.

Host 1 (4:27)

But it might be if you want to get.

Host 2 (4:29)

Suggest a Parisian sex worker from the. From the Pigal, which is where my.

Host 1 (4:33)

Hotel was in Pigal. Yeah, but it's all just like. Like I saw the. The og. Moulin Rouge. They're all just like. I Mean, all the burlesque places are like tourist traps now. There's like, sex shops and stuff. And. And it's fun to just like, window shop to window shop.

Host 2 (4:48)

Okay.

Host 1 (4:49)

But no, there is, like, fraud cor.

Host 2 (4:51)

On the company Amex. I'm like, how is that possible? No, God damn it. International shenanigans.

Host 1 (4:58)

I would just. I just wonder, like, what is, like, the actual seediest part of Paris where you could. I mean, maybe the whole. The whole city.

Host 2 (5:04)

Do your research, bro.

Host 1 (5:05)

Get up to no good.

Host 2 (5:06)

Anyway, I'm sure it's some b out in the outskirts, some suburb. Yeah. Bonus orally ones again. I've been wearing these in the. Because they're tough as hell. Just been wearing these in blizzard with the heuk. Underneath the T shirt is Emily Dawn Long, who styled your girl Emily Green from Geese.

Host 1 (5:24)

Did you style her? Did Emily Green just wear the. Like Emily, like, pick out the ensemble? Or was she. Or is Emily Green a customer of Emily Dong Long?

Host 2 (5:32)

I was talking to her a little bit about it. I was like, I don't really give a about geese, but I was like, that's cool. This is a while ago, though, but I think, like, her stylist or somebody's, like, reached out.

Host 1 (5:41)

Oh, that's awesome.

Host 2 (5:42)

Come shop for, like, my client.

Host 1 (5:43)

I mean, dude, in terms of, like, geese being on snl, like, maybe their biggest platform.

Host 2 (5:48)

Oh, my God.

Host 1 (5:49)

She went to. No, I'm saying it's awesome that she went to edl.

Host 2 (5:52)

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Host 1 (5:53)

For that big moment.

Advertiser 2 (5:53)

Yeah.

Host 1 (5:54)

Okay. You know, just shout. Shouts out to Emily.

Host 2 (5:57)

Wake up at 6am to watch your boys on Geese. Are you boys on snl?

Host 1 (6:01)

No, and I haven't even, like, just.

Host 2 (6:02)

Where can I watch Geese in Paris? Where? What bar is showing snl.

Host 1 (6:06)

Yeah, the bigger thing was not being able to watch the NFL championship games. But no, I didn't. I haven't even watched the performances. I geased so close to the sun that I'm taking a little bit of.

Host 2 (6:18)

A step out, baby.

Host 1 (6:19)

Yeah, yeah, you're boy all honk.

Host 2 (6:21)

The shirt is a borrowed shirt from our legacy, and the gigantic puffer is one I pulled out from the back of the closet.

Host 1 (6:28)

Nice.

Host 2 (6:28)

Maybe like 10 years old. Another hour legacy. Gigantic tank of a jacket. Not in the fit pick, but it is a tank. And the gator is y. This crazy.

Host 1 (6:37)

So Gator scar.

Host 2 (6:39)

Snow day. My snow day selfie showing the rig and got a lot of asks on Gator and I was like, wait, what is this? I bought it, I think in 2005. It's covered in, like, my stank.

Host 1 (6:51)

Well, no. Is it like Patchwork?

Host 2 (6:53)

Yeah, that's bought in 2005 from a store in Tokyo that is no longer around, called Napoleon Fish, which is the first, like, gorp store I remember really going to. That had a lot, like, wild things, a lot of nanga. And this brand I've never heard. I mean, I've never even looked at this because this was like, upcycle. This is patchwork. Upcycled before, like, upcycling was a thing.

Host 1 (7:13)

Totally.

Host 2 (7:16)

2005. It is a brand called Dakota.

Host 1 (7:18)

Yeah, I like the. The slogan is great. If you want to shout.

Host 2 (7:21)

The good one is offered regardless of old or new clothes bars.

Host 1 (7:25)

I don't know.

Host 2 (7:25)

Trademark 2005.

Host 1 (7:27)

I can't. I think I know what it means, but it also just sounds.

Host 2 (7:30)

Oh, you know what it means?

Host 1 (7:31)

It sounds hard as hell, dude.

Host 2 (7:32)

You know what the it means? That's some. That's. I think Jeezy said that.

Host 1 (7:36)

Confucius.

Host 2 (7:36)

And it also says Nazen Guam in here, which maybe that's like a. Indigenous.

Host 1 (7:40)

That's not the brand. Dakota is.

Host 2 (7:42)

Dakota is the brand. Sick is that is the brand.

Host 1 (7:45)

Do we still know if Dakota's around? Can you buy these gators, like, tomorrow?

Host 2 (7:49)

I'm not going to Google Dakota. NASA Guam means something. There's a Japanese brand called NASA Guam. Oh, here it is.

Host 1 (7:57)

Fuck. So is the brand Nasing Guam?

Advertiser 2 (7:59)

Maybe?

Host 1 (7:59)

Yeah, that's how. That's when I looked at the tag. I'm like, the Nassim Guam is bigger than Dakota. So I'm just like that. That to me.

Host 2 (8:06)

Okay. Dakota, Nas and Guam. Nori did post five hours ago.

Host 1 (8:09)

Yo, they're. Yo, they're so back.

Host 2 (8:11)

It looks like they're a hakai. Okay. They're a shop and a brand and an agency. Wow.

Host 1 (8:19)

What can't they do?

Host 2 (8:20)

In the bio, it says hashtag Indian jewelry. So, you know. Yeah, you gotta. You gotta give him some grace for the translation there.

Host 1 (8:27)

Yeah, it's a. It's a. It's a different language, you know?

Host 2 (8:29)

Damn. Is fire, though.

Host 1 (8:30)

Sick. Anyway, that's awesome that they're still kicking. Don't you love to see that?

Host 2 (8:33)

Love to see it.

Host 1 (8:34)

Yeah, that rocks.

Host 2 (8:36)

Got my menthol lip stuff, my heterosexual poppers, which someone's like, I tried some.

Host 1 (8:42)

Of those in Paris for the first time. It's pretty good. I've never.

Host 2 (8:44)

I gave to someone and they, like, ripped it and they're like, oh, my God, what did I just snort? I was like, yo, that's not a drug. You're just supposed to kind of like waft it under your nose. And they were like. I ripped it like it was a popper. Like, I snorted as hard as I could.

Advertiser (8:55)

And.

Host 2 (8:55)

And they're like, my nose is on fire right now.

Host 1 (8:57)

You don't insert it into the nostril. You hold it. It's like a smelling salt.

Host 2 (9:01)

If you're. If you're in Thailand, people walk around like this.

Host 1 (9:03)

Really?

Host 2 (9:03)

Just all day, they're walking around like this.

Host 1 (9:05)

Yo, that's a. That's an. Except that's accessorized.

Host 2 (9:07)

It's called styling. You let your dick. You let your belt dangle like a small penis. I let my fucking nostril hang out like I got anal relapse of my fucking nasal passage.

Host 1 (9:18)

Are you just getting faded right now?

Host 2 (9:19)

No, it just feels great. I mean, I'm going to start crying soon.

Host 1 (9:21)

Okay. That's how my man's locked in. Hell yeah. Yeah.

Host 2 (9:27)

I liked it.

Host 1 (9:28)

I liked. I liked what I tried. I need to get. I need to get some of those heterosexual poppers, as you said.

Advertiser 2 (9:32)

Yeah, bro.

Host 2 (9:33)

Pop Pop. That is old, boss. Get them on Amazon for like three bucks. No, we're not. We're boycotting Amazon. Ice. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Oh, and the boxes are Hanes underneath the heat tech. I wear them under the heat tech so I don't feel like wash the heat tech every day.

Host 1 (9:47)

Right, right.

Host 2 (9:48)

And he decks are getting a little manky.

Host 1 (9:50)

Well, house and. But like, I guess you're gonna. You obviously don't rewear your underwear, but, like, do you get it must be extra sweaty with the. Because the heat, bro.

Host 2 (9:58)

He isn't only hot. That's what's great about heat tech is that it keeps you cool when you're. When you don't need it, and then it keeps you warm when you do need it. Right.

Host 1 (10:04)

I believe you. And because you're aware I'm not. I've been seeing some memes about, like, I saw a meme or two about Heat Tech being, like, too good at its job and maybe like, oh, well.

Host 2 (10:13)

If you saw it on Twitter, bro, if you saw it on accident, it's got to be true.

Host 1 (10:16)

No, it wasn't the everything app. I think it might have been IG Anyway. Yeah, maybe I should invest in some heat tech so I'm not fucking out here like a slutty German. You know, in New York for vacation.

Host 2 (10:30)

It is break outside. Yeah, it is so brick. So brick that ask me. Suck my dick a be. I am jocking you. I'm shocking you. All right, real quick, Housekeeping. No guest episode next week.

Host 1 (10:51)

Sorry. It's on me. We. Well, we had some cancellations which. Which put us in a hole. Won't name names. Even though I think we did call one of them out on the pod. And then we had something scheduled for Monday, sadly, a fun one for someone that was gonna be in town, but mine. They were in town.

Host 2 (11:11)

They are in town.

Host 1 (11:12)

They are in town still.

Host 2 (11:14)

Yeah, but they.

Host 1 (11:14)

No time for us.

Host 2 (11:15)

They're no longer doing press.

Host 1 (11:16)

Right, right, right.

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