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Jeff Bridges
Morning, Zoe. Got donuts.
Dana
Jeff Bridges, why are you still living above our garage?
Jeff Bridges
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James Harris
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Jeff Bridges
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Dana
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Bondi Baron
G', Day, Throw Gang. We are joined by the Paddington Bear, Lawrence Schlossman, myself, the Bondi Baron, James Harris. Welcome to the Running the boys with.
James Harris
Today'S full episode only available on www.throwing fizz.com. i can't be a prince.
Bondi Baron
I gotta be patent prince. Sorry.
James Harris
We've got a Baron and a bear, dude.
Bondi Baron
Yeah. Before we get into linking with Sydney legends, the city's best Italian and Malaysian food and beating the not working out on vacation allegations, we're gonna do a traditional haka dance.
James Harris
Is that New Zealand?
Bondi Baron
It's the Maori indigenous peoples.
James Harris
Where are they mainly indigenous to?
Bondi Baron
Oceania. Australia. New Zealand.
James Harris
Okay. Tasmania? You sure? I'm asking because I actually, bro, I.
Bondi Baron
Everything's a lie here. I. I thought that the. I thought the water was gonna flush the other way in the toilet. Biggest lie I've ever experienced in my life.
James Harris
That the first thing you did go right to the bathroom, hit the flush.
Bondi Baron
Not the first thing I did, but.
James Harris
I.
Bondi Baron
I realized I had to do that. And then by the time I. Before I could even do it, a friend informed me that there's not enough water volume in the toilet to actually make that happen.
James Harris
You didn't actually believe that.
Bondi Baron
Yes, I did.
James Harris
Stop.
Bondi Baron
Why would I not have. In Southern hemisphere, everything's different.
James Harris
Okay. Interesting. I. Yes. Okay.
Bondi Baron
Someone's like, yo, it's cold in Melbourne. I was like, oh, because it's like up in the north. Like. No, it's south. I'm like, oh, right. That makes sense.
James Harris
It's a 40 minute plane ride, but a nine hour drive. How does that make sense?
Bondi Baron
I don't know, bro. Let's get into real quick. Housekeeping.
James Harris
Good day. Okay.
Bondi Baron
Good day.
James Harris
Good.
Bondi Baron
Friday. It is Friday. Maybe it's Thursday. I don't know. We're 15 hours ahead. We are doing a live podcast at the Surplus Festival. We're doing live POD with Nigel Sylvester.
James Harris
We can say that.
Bondi Baron
Yeah. By the way, most Australian name of.
James Harris
All time, except it's from Jamaica, Queens.
Bondi Baron
Nigel Sylvester from Jamaica, Queens.
James Harris
Yeah.
Bondi Baron
At the Eternity Playhouse. Sneak in because I think tickets are already all accounted for.
James Harris
I don't know if you should encourage that.
Bondi Baron
Why not? It's Australia, man. It's chaos down here on Saturday.
James Harris
It's actually quite nice.
Bondi Baron
Come chill with us at the marketplace on day two of the Surplus Festival, which is happening at 21 F Street, Fowley. Don't know where that is.
James Harris
SH Street.
Bondi Baron
And then Sunday, Ferring Fitz Friends and Family Bazaar is going down at the East Sydney Comm Center.
James Harris
Century. Century. Yeah. We've. We've taken the bazaar on the road.
Bondi Baron
Yeah.
James Harris
And the first stop was Sydney, Australia, at the East Sydney Com. Centra.
Bondi Baron
Yeah. The only. The. All the homies of all the Aussie homies are going to be down there doing a group closet sale. Should be fun. All welcome.
James Harris
And that's the thing that we should mention for Saturday and Sunday programming. No tickets, no ballot entry. But that was. I don't know what that was, but there's none of that. And you can just come and hang out. We'll be there.
Bondi Baron
Come hang out. Yeah. All right. Let's get into a fit check.
James Harris
Yeah.
Bondi Baron
We got to start top down because we're. Everything's backwards here.
James Harris
Well, just holistically speaking, I did. I. I was inspired by a meme you made. When I saw the chicken breast and white rice.
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James Harris
I said, I have all these ingredients. Yeah.
Bondi Baron
My man has no paprika.
James Harris
To cook up a seasonless fit. Boots, jeans, flannel. But we are going top down.
Bondi Baron
Top down.
James Harris
The hat is interesting. It is a. A press. A bootleg that Chris Green made for the A press. A link up at Ven Case.
Bondi Baron
So damn, the white boys must have gone crazy for that one.
James Harris
Oh, you're looking at one white boy who was absolutely. I was howling like a cartoon wolf, dude.
Bondi Baron
None of that chicken. None of that chicken was seasoned. Were they okay with that? I get or did. They must have loved it.
James Harris
I think it was one of those things where it's like. It's not being advertised, but it is like a special little treat for the. The homies in Brooklyn.
Bondi Baron
For those that travel down to Carol Gardens. Yeah.
James Harris
So shout out Chris Green. Honestly, I was like, this is a genius idea. I absolutely need one of these. With the quickness ASAP on the A press A. Moving on down. The flannel is vintage Abber Cromie and Fitch. Oh, you're constipated, huh? Oh, I was expecting a poop or a fart. There he is. He's regular. We're traveling, but James is regular.
Bondi Baron
A little too regular.
James Harris
The. The be the loxa too regular.
Bondi Baron
We'll get into it. Okay.
James Harris
All right. The beater is Hanes. The jeans are our legacy workshop in pori. Armani collaboration. Socks are socks with three S's. And the boots are RM Williams. I got them today. Nice. Went to the store. My friends down under took care of me. When I think of Australian brands, if I was building out of Mount Rushmore, I definitely know the first two heads. In no particular order. It's Arm Williams since 1932. He just fart. No. Oh, I thought I heard you. I thought I saw you pull up and fart in your chair. And then obviously, ugh. Those are like at least where my mind goes. And these are my first pair of plumstone.
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Bondi Baron
C mintmobile.com I've been seeing all those all the construction guys have been wearing Blundstones. And they.
James Harris
Honestly, they look good.
Bondi Baron
They're in their. They got the mullets going on. They got blunties and shorts. And we. We used to be pro Bluntstone, then we were Bluntstone because he didn't want to work with us after we moved millions of dollars of product for them. Now I'm like, the blunts look kind of good.
James Harris
They look. Listen, I think that whether it's a pair of Arm William Chelsea's or Blundstone Chelsea's, they look great when they're thrashed. But to get them to that point, you got to get a pair.
Bondi Baron
Wow, you really are back on the Chelsea, bro. You look like Kevin Federline going to brunch in 2002 right now.
James Harris
Thank you.
Bondi Baron
Yeah, this is a true Chelsea.
James Harris
That's what Arm Williams is, like, famous for. This is the comfort Craftsman with craftsman with the chiseled toe with the fucking double pull taps. They look good with a big boot cut jean like these.
Bondi Baron
I'll say that.
James Harris
I don't know if I would. If I would necessarily pull out anything slimmer or skinnier. Well, I wouldn't, regardless. But nothing to the left of a.
Bondi Baron
501 and no tariffs because it's a homegrown brand. Well, I don't know where it's made.
James Harris
But I'm just saying, like, they're made in Australia.
Bondi Baron
Okay.
James Harris
No. No tariffs. So shout out to my friends at Arm Williams.
Bondi Baron
Is this your first pair?
James Harris
I have. We have some fashion friends that have sworn by these for years, and I've never owned a pair and I've always kind of lusted after them. They're not cheap. I mean, it's a fucking homegrown, well made OG classic in terms of, like, menswear essentials. And I finally got my own pair, however many years later.
Bondi Baron
Nice.
James Harris
Yeah.
Bondi Baron
How's the store?
James Harris
I went to? So they have. They have a bunch. But I went to the flagship and it was. And they have so much shit. Do they got fucking jewelry? They got fucking. Fucking, like good Australian Western wear. Sick. Yeah.
Bondi Baron
Out in the bush.
James Harris
Yeah, it's bushware. Yeah. 100. That's exactly what it's for, the bush.
Bondi Baron
Call me Klabiya, because I'm dripping in the bush.
James Harris
No, that's absolutely, absolutely filthy episode title. That's disgusting.
Bondi Baron
Dripping in the bush.
James Harris
I mean, I got my laptop here for this very reason, so you might as well. No, maybe. I mean, listen, you open the Pandora's box. Dripping in the bush. We don't need to Say chlamydia. That's what all the koalas have?
Bondi Baron
Yeah, yeah.
James Harris
Damn, dude. Somebody with a K. So that is like. So. Whereas in other parts of the world the bird would on you. But in Australia, koala drips chlamydia on you.
Bondi Baron
I don't know. I'll tell you tomorrow when I media discharge. Unfortunately, the breakfast with koalas at the Sydney Wildlife Zoo was sold out.
James Harris
I thought they're mad dangerous and like, actually are. They look cuddly, but are.
Bondi Baron
Yeah, but it's a zoo, so I'm sure they're drugged out.
James Harris
Yeah, docile, pilled up like Jimmy on the.
Bondi Baron
On the 747.
James Harris
Wait, so you were gonna buy. You're gonna buy a t. Have an avocado toast with a koala?
Bondi Baron
Yes.
James Harris
It sold out.
Bondi Baron
Yeah, for like two weeks. So instead I got just a regular ticket and a photo op with a koala for like an extra seven bucks.
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Photo op?
Bondi Baron
Because it's the only way you get like close to them. I want to see this little up close.
James Harris
I mean, I'm surprised cuz obviously you've been using Sora too. You've just been burning through water so you could already get your photo op with koalas.
Bondi Baron
Oh, right. You're referencing something I did a week ago.
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James Harris
I know. You know why? Because I was shocked because I thought you would be like, this is like a bad thing?
Bondi Baron
Sort of.
James Harris
Is this called sort of Sora? I know, but isn't the app Sora too? Like with the two you have the one who has it on his phone?
Bondi Baron
I don't know, I think it's just Sora.
James Harris
What is. Is that free?
Bondi Baron
It's free, but you need an invitation. I think it's invite only right now.
James Harris
Are you. Is the feed just like busting with the most ridiculous shit like Jalen hurts as Hitler? No.
Bondi Baron
Well, it's a lot of Queen Elizabeth committing acts of violence.
James Harris
Sweet.
Bondi Baron
A lot of mlk I have a dream speech remixed with like, you know, modern day slang.
James Harris
Yeah, I have a dream that everyone could have big booty Latinas.
Bondi Baron
A lot of Jake Paul in ring camera footage being like blown away by a storm. But apparently he as a big SORA investor, is behind.
James Harris
Oh, wow. Jake Paul.
Bondi Baron
Proliferation of memes on there.
James Harris
God damn it.
Bondi Baron
Dude, What a genius, bro.
James Harris
Or how can we just get rid an evil genius? How do we get rid of this guy? I guess we just have to accept Jake Paul. We're just. We're at the stage of grief where.
Bondi Baron
It'S just acceptance Just like AI. We got to just accept it.
James Harris
Damn, dude. Okay, photo ops with quality. I guess we'll talk more. I would love to like, know how much that cost.
Bondi Baron
It's kind of it.
James Harris
Oh, how much was it?
Bondi Baron
$30, $35 Australian dollars, U.S. oh, okay. So ticket and the photo op.
James Harris
Can you. The photo op costs more like seven bucks.
Bondi Baron
That's like a complimentary add on and.
James Harris
You'Re gonna have the. Just gonna be like chilling on, like touch them.
Bondi Baron
You can't touch them because you just gotta get close. Yeah, you just got to get close to them.
James Harris
It's like, like Keanu Reeves taking a picture with a woman fan. You're just like, you know, I don't.
Bondi Baron
Know if the koala, you know, maybe it's traumatized of how it got chlamydia. So I don't want to like, I can't ask for it.
James Harris
Are you. Are you implying it caught it from a person who fucked it?
Bondi Baron
No, I'm saying from another koala.
James Harris
Yeah, I assume that's how it works, right?
Bondi Baron
They.
James Harris
They. They procreate and they give each other venereal diseases.
Jeff Bridges
Morning, Zoe. Got donuts.
Dana
Jeff Bridges, why are you still living above our garage?
Jeff Bridges
Well, I dig the mattress and I want to be in a T mobile commercial like you teach me.
Bondi Baron
So.
James Harris
Dana.
Dana
Oh, no, I'm not really prepared. I couldn't possibly at t mobile get the new iPhone 17 Pro on them. It's designed to be the most powerful iPhone yet and has the ultimate pro camera system.
Jeff Bridges
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Dana
Jeffrey, you heard them.
Jeff Bridges
T Mobile is the best place to.
Bondi Baron
Get the new iPhone 17 Pro on.
James Harris
Us with eligible traded in any condition.
Jeff Bridges
So what are we having for launch?
Dana
Dude, my work here is done.
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Date: October 17, 2025
In this lively Patreon preview, hosts Lawrence Schlossman (aka Bondi Baron) and James Harris take the Throwing Fits experience on the road to Sydney, Australia. The duo dives into the oddities of traveling Down Under, local fashion discoveries, upcoming live events, and shoe culture with their signature blend of irreverence and cultural curiosity. Fielding everything from Australasian misconceptions to koala meet-and-greets, this episode is a whirlwind tour through the Aussie zeitgeist, as experienced by two self-described “grown dirtbags.”
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Lawrence's Out-Of-Place Outlook:
“Everything's a lie here. I thought that the water was gonna flush the other way in the toilet. Biggest lie I've ever experienced in my life.”
—Bondi Baron, 02:05
On Blundstone/Aussie Boot Politics:
“We used to be pro Blundstone, then we were Blundstone because he didn't want to work with us after we moved millions of dollars of product... Now I'm like, the blunts look kind of good.”
—Bondi Baron, 07:03
About Koalas & Chlamydia:
“Whereas in other parts of the world the bird would shit on you, but in Australia, koala drips chlamydia on you.”
—James Harris, 09:21
On Sora AI Meme App:
“It's a lot of Queen Elizabeth committing acts of violence… a lot of MLK 'I Have a Dream' speech remixed with, like, you know, modern day slang.”
—Bondi Baron, 10:34
Episode Title Inspiration:
“Call me Klabiya, because I'm drippin' in the bush.”
—Bondi Baron, 08:46
“No, that's absolutely, absolutely filthy episode title. That's disgusting.”
—James Harris, 08:49
True to form, the Throwing Fits hosts deliver an irreverent, candid, and self-effacing take on fashion, culture, and travel—mocking themselves as clueless tourists while dissecting local trends and internet phenomena. Their banter is as chaotic as it is insightful, blending “dirtbag” charm with sharp cultural observations and meme-ready humor.
For the full unfiltered experience, including Australian adventures, meme economy tangents, and Chelsea boot discourse, check out the episode on Patreon.