Lawrence Lawson (1:52)

That's a little bit of a spoiler. I am wearing our legacy workshop Timberlands.

V Neck Vixen (1:56)

Oh, in honor of Wes Wilson.

Lawrence Lawson (1:58)

Solidarity. Not solidarity. I just want to prove. Well, I don't want to spoil your joke. Right. But you kind of set it up. Whatever. We'll talk about later. The socks are Manresa. The Carhartts are on the fucking hindquarters and they are vintage. The belt is Mon Italy. The T shirt is small talk, as is the chapeau today, doubling up the pleated kind of cardigan. Polo is Orally. The underwear are skims and the sunglasses are somebody's James. Oh, and the coat is vintage Armani James.

V Neck Vixen (2:36)

The boots I want to see. I was a little. A little sad and happy today. It was kind of like one of these, like smiling, you know. It's like one of the last days. It's like a boot and jacket day, you know.

Lawrence Lawson (2:46)

Yeah. I was not. There was no part of me that was happy.

V Neck Vixen (2:48)

One of the last days. Yep. All right. On the. The boots are our legacy. Side quest. The socks are Nike drifties. The trousers are pen. The belt is our legacy. Big O day. The T shirt is our legacy. The V neck linen blend sweater.

Lawrence Lawson (3:04)

Nice.

V Neck Vixen (3:04)

Is our legacy. Bracelets are legacy. This is vintage. The jacket is Stein and the shades are thistles. I got a Vita Roasters coffee, a Topo Chico plain. Finally.

Lawrence Lawson (3:16)

Oh, wow.

V Neck Vixen (3:17)

Real hydro flask. Floor sites finest. Okay. Bravo, boys. Sit down. Tune in. God damn, my phone has been 800 degrees. The group chats have been lit up. What were once far fetched rumors from the wild, wild west.

Lawrence Lawson (3:39)

Wild wild west.

V Neck Vixen (3:41)

Spiraled into a vortex of just absolute bombshells. Scandal.

Lawrence Lawson (3:48)

We're living in ground zero.

V Neck Vixen (3:50)

Lasciviousness, everything.

Lawrence Lawson (3:51)

Yeah.

V Neck Vixen (3:53)

As of. I think the statements came out two days ago.

Lawrence Lawson (3:56)

Yep.

V Neck Vixen (3:56)

And since then it's just been like dissecting going back. Oh, this age, like this age like milk, you know. Here's Kyle in the. Doing a 20 minute podcast on the street.

Lawrence Lawson (4:06)

We're looking for the clues.

V Neck Vixen (4:07)

All this crazy, crazy. So of course we're talking about West Wilson and Amanda Bala Baa ba ba coming out saying that they're romantically involved. To what extent, we're not really sure.

Lawrence Lawson (4:21)

Confirming some relationships.

V Neck Vixen (4:24)

Yeah. I actually saw a good tik tok of like a crisis. PR girly breaking down. Like. You see this?

Lawrence Lawson (4:28)

No. What was her advice?

V Neck Vixen (4:30)

She's like, well, the. We kind of absolves you of personal accountability. Yep. They never name the parties that were injured. Sierra.

Lawrence Lawson (4:39)

The wronged. Yeah.

V Neck Vixen (4:41)

Yeah. So that kind of like the rule number one is you're always supposed to. There's no apology, right? No, that was like a non apology apology. There's simultaneously like we don't know what's happening. And it's also like this is real. Yeah. So there's conflicting. Conflicting emotions. Sentiments and emotions that simultaneously cannot exist.

Lawrence Lawson (5:01)

Right.

V Neck Vixen (5:02)

Both in like. Yeah. Both in like how we're feeling, how y' all are feeling. The timing of all this where it's like this is all of a sudden. This came out of nowhere. This has been happening for a long time.

Lawrence Lawson (5:11)

Right.

V Neck Vixen (5:12)

Like we're so confused. We know what's going on.

Lawrence Lawson (5:15)

So it's just, dude, the dual statement, having crazy, both having the same state.

V Neck Vixen (5:20)

Where do we start?

Lawrence Lawson (5:21)

I saw a lot of people criticizing that. And then the other thing I saw is that like people were like, yo, this is very chat GPT head ass in terms of like the actual copy. Which like I want to say that these two are better than that, but I don't know where the bar is now. Just looking at the whole picture, I

V Neck Vixen (5:38)

did feel very good being the one to who caught the screenshot first. And group chat same.

Lawrence Lawson (5:44)

Yeah, I got that out to my

V Neck Vixen (5:45)

wife one minute in.

Lawrence Lawson (5:46)

I got that out to my wife and a couple other group chats as well.

V Neck Vixen (5:48)

One minute in.

Lawrence Lawson (5:48)

Yeah. Cause clearly we have so much. We're, we have so much time on our hands.

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V Neck Vixen (6:52)

I do want to say, yeah, I have it on pretty. I think there's conflicting reports on whether cameras are up or not up. I do have it on a pretty good source, which is Andy Cohen, that cameras are up.

Lawrence Lawson (7:04)

They're out, baby.

V Neck Vixen (7:05)

I have a screenshot of, of a text message that I'm not going to share because last time I did that, not great. The last time I did that, it was not great.

Lawrence Lawson (7:11)

Yeah, well, let's not do that.

V Neck Vixen (7:12)

Let's not do that. But a friend was texting Daddy Andy and he said, up, up, up.

Lawrence Lawson (7:21)

It's. It's up, dude.

V Neck Vixen (7:23)

And the third up was all caps,

Lawrence Lawson (7:25)

which means that this will be footage that we'll see what as the epilogue to the end of the season. Probably teasing into the reunion of a lifetime.

V Neck Vixen (7:35)

That's the thing, Lawrence. April 15th. Tax day. Sorry. IRS man.

Lawrence Lawson (7:38)

Yeah, that's what it said.

V Neck Vixen (7:39)

That day's no longer your day.

Lawrence Lawson (7:40)

That when they're filming allegedly, it'll be. It'll be filming on tax day. And that. Oh, and you better pay up, folks. And then. Yeah, I think it's going to drop like the 19th or something. Soon. Soon come soon. Nuclear.

V Neck Vixen (7:52)

Wow. Movie. Movie.

Lawrence Lawson (7:54)

I mean for real, dude.

V Neck Vixen (7:55)

Last night was a summer house. Last night was a Scamanda.

Lawrence Lawson (7:58)

Last night was a scandal.

V Neck Vixen (8:00)

Scamanda is a terrible name for all this. Scandal works because it's like sandal. Like Scandal.

Lawrence Lawson (8:05)

Yes.

V Neck Vixen (8:06)

Scamanda just makes it sound like a scam. And also it's not a scam. It's just up in. In so many layers and levels.

Lawrence Lawson (8:11)

Yeah. Think that. I mean Raquel would back to Scandal, right? There was two part. There's two parties in both of these things. I just don't know if. I mean. Dude, I guess Amanda, if we have

V Neck Vixen (8:24)

to like be like, who's worse between her and Raquel.

Lawrence Lawson (8:28)

No, her and Wes. In terms of like whose name should be Portman. Toed into the pun.

V Neck Vixen (8:33)

Th percent.

Lawrence Lawson (8:34)

Yeah. Dishonorable girl code participant.

V Neck Vixen (8:37)

But to loser. Maybe. What does Mr. Batula think about this? You ever see him?

Lawrence Lawson (8:42)

Oh yeah.

V Neck Vixen (8:42)

Kyle.

Lawrence Lawson (8:43)

Stand up. Stand up gentleman but raised a monster.

V Neck Vixen (8:46)

Oh. Oh.

Lawrence Lawson (8:49)

She's an only child.

V Neck Vixen (8:50)

Yeah, seems like it. Seems like it tracks.

Lawrence Lawson (8:54)

Okay.

V Neck Vixen (8:55)

All right, where do we start? Here's the thing, Lawrence, is that we. We mentioned the. The reunion. I'm not a big reunion guy. Obviously we'll be tuning into this three parter.

Lawrence Lawson (9:04)

Maybe.

V Neck Vixen (9:05)

Maybe it's a four part ctv. It's a. What's.

Lawrence Lawson (9:07)

It's a miniseries.

V Neck Vixen (9:08)

What's. What do you call. Not a trilogy, but foragy.

Lawrence Lawson (9:12)

Yeah, one of those. A quad. Quadro.

V Neck Vixen (9:14)

Dude, bro. Pentagy get weak. I tried watching Summer House and I'm this past week and I'm not like I'm enjoying all the Tik Toks. It's like yo. You see the way they were touching there this past season. I'm watching Summer House yesterday Day late. I'm watching season premiere of the Valley. I'm watching. We're in like episode. I don't know, 5 of Southern hospitality. I don't give a fuck anymore about any of this.

Lawrence Lawson (9:40)

It's hard to focus it's like, oh,

V Neck Vixen (9:42)

Dara thought that Bailey was saying that she was in Ben's room. Like, I don't give a anymore. It has to just like, why not just end Summer House now? Scrap this footage. Who cares about Jesse Solomon's, you know, album?

Lawrence Lawson (9:56)

Yeah.

V Neck Vixen (9:56)

Who cares about. About lover boy and Kyle Cook going to millions of dollars of debt.

Lawrence Lawson (10:00)

Yep.

V Neck Vixen (10:01)

Carl and Bailey, happy for them. Just end the season and fast forward and give us what we want, which is the reunion and give it to us right now. When you were red hot. Yeah, you're going to have fucking super bowl level ratings.

Lawrence Lawson (10:13)

I am also like everyone with you in that we are prisoners of the moment. With that said, and we'll debate this, but every episode of Summer House that we see now could very well be the last episode of Summer House. And you don't know what you got till it's gone, bro. So you, you know, careful what you wish for.

V Neck Vixen (10:31)

I do like new Vanderpump. I prefer new Vanderpump over the end of old Vanderpump, except for Scandal Ball.

Lawrence Lawson (10:37)

I mean, very excited for the Valley. I think Southern hospitality fell off. I think Southern charm fell off.

V Neck Vixen (10:42)

So Southern charm is dog. Southern hospitality I still have some hope for. They got to bring back Will. But it. Do you think. Do you think this is the end of Summer House as we know it? Like, can this core group, Kyle, Amanda, Sierra, west come back next year?

Lawrence Lawson (11:00)

No, this is. They're all gone. No, no. I think they just all say this is the current iteration of the Summer House that we know and we love is over. I cannot. I cannot imagine Sierra, who is, for all intents and purposes, the new, I would say, queen bee top. I mean, her and Amanda, I think 1A, 1B, but like, this huge focal point of the show. And then west being such a rising star, the fact that those two now cannot remotely coexist and definitely not within the calendar year, whenever filming would pick back up again. I just do not see it happening. I don't know what that means for a reboot. A whole new cast picking and choosing who's staying, who's going, who's going to bow out.

V Neck Vixen (11:41)

Bring back my guy, Stephen. He was at Watch what Happens Live last night, and, yeah, confirmed he will be. He ran into a friend of mine who's, like. Who somehow recognized him. Really? Like, how do you recognize Stephen from season one of Summer House?

Lawrence Lawson (11:53)

I mean, first of all, he's looking good. Ozempic or jacked.

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