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Hassan Piker
Welcome to another midweek boys only around and getting silly after a wonderful podcast with our political homie Piker.
James
Yeah. What a guy. What a hero. What a hero.
Hassan Piker
Dude, salute. Salute. It's crazy that he did 911. Before we get into that.
James
Yeah.
Hassan Piker
Let's get into a little fit. Check Larry.
James
When I was leaving the house today, Jenna goes, I like your costume. I'm like, I said costume. She's like, yeah, you're like doing a theme. She's like, I love themes. You know, I love. I do that myself. And I was like, okay, what's my theme? She goes, you're clearly a middle school skateboarder. And I was like, fuck. She, she fucking got me.
Hassan Piker
So very nice. I.
James
She literally was not. I know. I. When I usually relay these stories, it's of my wife shitting on me. She was legit get paying me a compliment being like, you look cute.
Hassan Piker
Oh.
James
But I was like kind of offended. I can't win. I can't win. The shoes, I mean, of a middle school skateboard.
Hassan Piker
I see where she's coming from.
James
Well, it's the striped. It's. I'm wearing Vans Authentics and a stripy. Our legacy Emporio Armani.
Hassan Piker
No, it's the cargo pants in the
James
van and, and I'm wearing.
Hassan Piker
And the striped shirt and it's, it's the whole fit.
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She's right.
Hassan Piker
You gotta yo me middle school skateboard. Do a kick flip you.
James
Mom.
Hassan Piker
It's not a phase. Mom, where are you?
James
Give me a monster. Give me a monster energy.
Hassan Piker
The gas station because I'm a white monster.
James
Dudes will drink white monsters until they become one. That's shout out Alex. Okay. The shoes are Vans Authentics. The socks are man Risa. The big baggy vintage cargoes are Abercrombie and Fitch.
Hassan Piker
Because I am like, when you get pristine van, that's worse than a pair of pristine vans.
James
These are pristine. I don't.
Hassan Piker
But I have, I'm literally about to kind of just prove my point. Nothing worse than a pair of pristine vans. Do you like intentionally try to like get them?
James
Oh no, these are.
Hassan Piker
These are pristine, dog. These are pristine. Look, I got a little scuffy.
James
Speaking the lady dot protest too much. God damn, dude. Yeah, that's actually. I don't wear. And obviously Chef famously saute and flambes his authentics.
Hassan Piker
I think the last time I had a pair of pristine vans I wore them to a concert.
James
Oh.
Hassan Piker
Knowing that they get like up.
James
Yeah. Vans specifically authentics are. Or slip ons actually. Whatever. Are just always going to be better when they're cooked. I have. Because I'm not a uniform guy when it comes to anything, let alone footwear. And I have so many pairs that I like to wear. These just will never see enough action to get to a point where they like look like the shoes of a non poser. Even if they're a little scuffed.
Hassan Piker
But I had to put that in there.
James
Yeah.
Hassan Piker
Chuck, zoom in on the scuffs real quick. There's no.
James
There's. It's like one little.
Hassan Piker
It's like a crease. Yeah, it's a shadow.
James
The vintage carcasser Abercrombie and Fitch. The T I said is import Armani. Our legacy workshop collab.
Hassan Piker
It is a good tea.
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Do you do.
Hassan Piker
Do I need.
James
I think there was another stripey because you like a little stripey. A little ringer.
Hassan Piker
I don't really like striped shirts because I want to like stripe shirts. I want to have striped shirt. I always look like a middle aged.
James
Yeah, well, pedop.
Hassan Piker
Pedophile victim. Pedophilia victim.
James
Yeah.
Hassan Piker
When I wear horizontal stripe.
James
Right.
Hassan Piker
Long sleeve. Sorry. Short sleeve.
James
Yeah, yeah. And specifically horizontal. It's almost like weird. It's like a horizontal stripe is. You are a potential pedophile. VICT victim. And if you wear a striped shirt, you're the pedophile. The vertical stripe. That is interesting. The duality of stripes. I think we just cracked the coat.
Hassan Piker
Is that.
James
But for some reason I think it's a delivery guy.
Hassan Piker
For some reason. Long sleeve stripes. You don't look like a pedophile victim.
James
Long sleeve stripe.
Hassan Piker
Just short sleeve.
James
Oh, right. Well, short sleeve button up. You're already what, like nerd? Pedophile. You know all. All the terrible bad things you could be.
Hassan Piker
No, no. Long sleeve T shirt. Oh, horizontal stripe. Long sleeve T shirt. You look cool. Short sleeve T shirt. I wanna. I wish I could.
James
I'm trying to picture a. I know what a long sleeve Horizontal stripe shirt would look like, but, like, imagine the shirt with sleeves.
Hassan Piker
With sleeves. What the.
James
All right, sorry, I can hold. I'll hold it down. I don't know. Someone is trying to. Someone's trying to come to kill Hassan. Piker. But it's just us here. They missed their opportunity. Okay. James is having a discussion with somebody at the door. Seem. Seems to be an issue. I don't know what's going on. I'm actually kind of nervous, and now I'm just completely monologuing and it's bad podcasting. But you guys are listening to the Mind of Larry. Can you explain to me what the hell is going on?
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That is.
Hassan Piker
I don't know.
James
Okay.
Hassan Piker
What's going on?
James
Yeah, just swing by. Come see us. Yeah, come see us.
Hassan Piker
Yeah.
James
Damn.
Hassan Piker
I would be a terrible political streamer. I'd get assassinated immediately.
James
Dude, no drone necessary. Okay, Benjamin Netanyahu, if you're listening, the hat is.
Hassan Piker
I was lowkey like, yo, is there going to be a. Like. Like, when I look through the people, like a silencer on the other side,
James
the last thing you see n you. There's no sound, bro. Silencer. The hat is bootleg. A press, a curt.
Hassan Piker
What are you talking about?
James
We just did a little mind of Larry. You know, I was just narrating what was going on. I was like, actually, I'm, like, legitimately confused. I didn't actually have anything worthwhile to say at all. Dude, how do people do solo streams? Or I guess you react to the news.
Hassan Piker
Well, you have topics. Yeah. You have chat.
James
The chat. Right, right. Yo, yo, chat.
Hassan Piker
What's going on? Read your text real quick. Live. Read your texts.
James
Yeah. Okay. The underwear are Brady brand.
Hassan Piker
This.
James
The sunglasses are. Yo, you see Brady's good nut drink? Yeah, that's. You know. You know what my initial thought was? I was like, this could actually work because we were. I think we just joked the other day about, like, you know, strokers. It hasn't affected any type of, like, you know, biz dev or whatever. And I'm like, yeah, it's like a thing that gets people talking, and it's like. And I guess that just works these days.
Hassan Piker
Yeah, it's like, I know what my parents say. I know. I hate when parents say, been there, done that. You ain't never pod up in the good nuts.
James
I think we might need to do. We need to take a break. Are you. You're all good out there?
Hassan Piker
Probably not.
James
We will not be here. We will not be here in half hour. Yeah, sorry, dude.
Hassan Piker
Call Tom though
James
a mailbox. Okay.
Hassan Piker
No.
James
No worries bro. Enjoy your weekend. Go.
Hassan Piker
Nick's I hate when parents say been there yet? He was not in the. He was not ping up good nut
James
in the Brady in the Brady brand box.
Hassan Piker
You're not ping up with good nut and chrome. Damn we should make that meme.
James
Yeah, I think people have done that.
Hassan Piker
Okay.
James
And yeah, I think I said my sungais are thistles.
Hassan Piker
James the shoes are CP Company A6. I love these.
James
They're really good.
Hassan Piker
Yeah.
James
What was the other? Was the other.
Hassan Piker
I think I have.
James
I have the other colorway. I think it's like gray.
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James
Yeah. Not as fun.
Hassan Piker
No, that's not true. I like. I really like this blue but they're kind of dusty cuz I wore them a lot in France. They literally got like. They literally got dusty. But I saw a lot of people in Paris in like the CP company Asics like sphere wearing the grays and actually fucked with them. Yeah, they're good.
James
Nice.
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Release Date: June 17, 2026
Hosts: James & Larry (Throwing Fits)
Special Mentioned Guest: Hassan Piker (from previous episode)
Episode Theme:
A lighthearted, candid “boys only” aftershow where James and Larry break down their personal style choices, riff on the cultural associations of different outfits, and poke fun at themselves and each other. The overarching tone is irreverent and self-deprecating, with side tangents into fashion neuroses, locker room banter, and podcasting process.
Following up their “wonderful podcast” with Hassan Piker, the hosts dive into their own fashion habits and insecurities, bantering about the meanings embedded in everyday style choices and poking fun at themselves as self-conscious (if not neurotic) dressers. The episode is marked by playful teasing, inside jokes, and commentary that mixes genuine self-reflection with absurd humor.
The conversation is freewheeling, dryer than dry, and littered with self-aware asides. The hosts oscillate between intimate vulnerability (self-conscious about fashion and podcasting) and performance (mocking their own aesthetic angst in exaggerated terms). The style is unmistakably “dirtbag fashion podcast for smart idiots.”
For listeners, this episode offers a mashup of fashion nerd-out, self-deprecation, and meta-podcast jokes. The playful analysis of streetwear semiotics (down to the orientation of a stripe), the nervous energy of solo podcasting, and tangents into meme territory are all quintessential Throwing Fits. Newcomers will get a sense of the hosts’ personalities and dynamic, while long-time fans can enjoy the running inside jokes about being washed, performing style, and the way viral culture repackages even the most niche fashion anxiety.