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James Harris
Throw gang. We are joined by the button down baron Lauren Schwassman. It's a bit chilly for that. Just that.
Lauren Schwassman
No, I'm gonna check the weather. Well I'm also like my apartment right now is like we're in packing mode so like oh, for your trip that.
James Harris
We'Re gonna talk about.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah. So like the la. Yes. So the last thing I was like really thinking about was like I don't know putting on a bunch of for today.
James Harris
So I just like like a jacket.
Lauren Schwassman
And it was like I looked at the weather it said 58.
James Harris
Really?
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah. Apple weather.
James Harris
You're just Mexico pilled. Lauren Schlossman and myself, the mohair madman James Harris dressed perfectly for this weather. Welcome to the weekly running the boys with tasteful episode only available on 59.
Lauren Schwassman
Nice www.throwingfits.com before we get into go.
James Harris
And see geese live together five nights in Cancun and what we're thankful for. Let's get into a fit check.
Lauren Schwassman
Okay. I am underdressed today wearing YMC Grenson boots. The socks are hicks because you never get.
James Harris
You never get hot. Right? Like you. You wear heavy jeans and long sleeves in the summer. Am I right? Like I feel like you run. Do you run cold? Are you cold blooded? Cold blooded?
Lauren Schwassman
Cold blooded?
James Harris
Yeah, I run hot. Do you run cold?
Lauren Schwassman
Maybe. But like I'm not like. I mean I did ask if we could lower the window a little bit because I'm just a tad underdressed. There's a breeze but I would. Well my thing is this. If I'm going to be cold or I'm going to be hot and I could have the choice and I can control where I'm going to fall on that spectrum. I'd much rather be cold every fucking time. Dude. Come on now.
James Harris
I like being cold.
Lauren Schwassman
You. Well I like the pain at night in bed for sure. I can't sleep if it's like. If it's one degree, bro.
James Harris
You don't like a. You don't Like a bracing wind on your face. Make you feel alive. Yeah, but I just mean biking over the. Biking over the Williamsburg Bridge with the industry theme song blasting. Nathan McKay, Harper Stern and Eric Ta Ta. Going back and forth over. How many interviews is this? Nine I had. Oh, and she did some over Skype. Season one feels like a lifetime to go. Season four on the way.
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Lauren Schwassman
Yeah. Congrats to the boys. Mick and Khan. We're so back. Thank you. The streets will be fed and for.
James Harris
Openly admitting that you explore each other's bodies.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah, that was. That was. That's brave. That was a great dunk by con. Yeah, it's like. How do you think we even do this pot Ourselves. We. Each other. Yeah. That's how it works, guys. That's how any good partnership stays strong is you have to have sex with each other.
James Harris
Confirmed pepperoni nippies.
Lauren Schwassman
They didn't need you to confirm that. Anyone with eyes. There are pepperonis everywhere. With those who have eyes to see.
James Harris
Anyone that's gonna be in Cancun for the next week, it's about to be grandma slicing in the pool bar.
Lauren Schwassman
Bringing the Italian meats to Mexico. Baby. No, my nipples are. It's really more that their pepperoni nips would.
James Harris
Just to clarify, would nips when you're in Mexico?
Lauren Schwassman
Excuse me?
James Harris
Chorizo nips.
Lauren Schwassman
Chorizo. I think that would imply a color and a size, whereas I just have a little puffiness.
James Harris
It's a. We're not talking cardi.
Lauren Schwassman
It's a disease.
James Harris
We're not talking cardi. B. AOL is.
Lauren Schwassman
I have a. Yeah, no, I have a. I just have a. I have one of many genetic mutations.
James Harris
They're three dimensional.
Lauren Schwassman
More than I. Well, all nipple. Well, most nipples are at least.
James Harris
I meant like the. Yeah, the whole kitten caboodle.
Lauren Schwassman
Listen, it's something that I'm so happy talking about this. I'm extremely self conscious about them, so.
James Harris
Better way than to talk about them in a public forum.
Lauren Schwassman
Just put them out there for thousands of people. Okay. The.
James Harris
The jeans racing win on face industry theme song. Biking over the bridge. Yes. Incredible way to arrive to record our last episode of November.
Lauren Schwassman
That's right, it is. Wake me up when November ends.
James Harris
You know, late Thanksgiving this year. Okay. Yeah, sorry. What are the socks?
Lauren Schwassman
The socks are Cam. Hicks.
James Harris
Hicks.
Lauren Schwassman
Hicks.
James Harris
Hicks.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah. Is that what it's called? Hicks? Yeah. Shout out, Cam. Too many shout outs already. I'm addicted to shout outs. The jeans are vintage.
James Harris
I'm addicted to naming people I know.
Lauren Schwassman
Well, people that deserve recognition. No, sure. Yeah, yeah.
James Harris
Shout out. Cam Hicks.
Lauren Schwassman
The. The. He was going crazy. You see Zach Fox's Flognos set?
James Harris
Yeah. Some dick twerking.
Lauren Schwassman
Incredible. What a legend, yo.
James Harris
You know, killed a flog now, bro Geese. Bro Geese has said flogging was so sick.
Lauren Schwassman
I can't wait to hear where you're at now or if anything's changed. Because, I mean, is geese. Dude.
James Harris
Maybe there's only one way to get to that, Lawrence. That's to get.
Lauren Schwassman
I was gonna say maybe they are industry plants and we're part of the industry.
James Harris
Dude.
Lauren Schwassman
With the amount of airtime. The airtime. Get it?
James Harris
You are flying south for winter, right?
Lauren Schwassman
In preparation for all of the hard work I'm going to do at the Edition Hotel with my family in Riviera. Maya, I have worn vintage Carhartt double knees. I'm literally like, kind of like living that meme that we posted.
James Harris
Yo, shout out knees, bro. That's like one of my favorite joints.
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Lauren Schwassman
The beaters. Cortez. Yo.
James Harris
Shout out Clint.
Lauren Schwassman
Shout out Clint. Shout out big Clint. Dude. Mr. 419. The shirt, the button down is CP Co. Our Legacy Workshop.
James Harris
Shout out Enrico and Yoko.
Lauren Schwassman
We got a lot. We got a lot more shout outs to get through. Jim. This might, might look like just your standal standard normal button down, but a lot of great details. Look at the collar. That little like.
James Harris
Oh, I like that.
Lauren Schwassman
Right.
James Harris
It kind of, it kind of mirrors your. Your hairline.
Lauren Schwassman
Oh, really? My. No neckline. Oh, my hairline.
James Harris
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of like a.
Lauren Schwassman
That's why I got it.
James Harris
If you look at is like a revolutionary like tricorner hat almost a little bit. Which is more of a Philadelphia thing.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah, I've never, I've never thought about my Ben Franklin ass hairline.
James Harris
No, I'm saying like with the cop. The combination, combination of that great little detail. What else?
Lauren Schwassman
I mean, look at, we got, we got, we got buttons on the gusset as well. Yeah, I like that, dude. And, and the fabric is like. So this is all cotton, but it's a little crinkly. I don't know if there's any performance.
James Harris
Rounded edges of the pocket too. It's kind of like. It's a little asymmetrical actually.
Lauren Schwassman
Yes. Yeah.
James Harris
Oh, there's a slanting.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah.
James Harris
To your port side.
Lauren Schwassman
There's a term for that used because a lot of Neapolitan tailoring features on a sport coat. A breast pocket that is. It's like curved. I don't remember what it is. I'm sorry guys.
James Harris
So. But whatever.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah, great shirt. Great collab like we said. Definitely in the conversation without a doubt for collab of the year. And yeah, it's so good. This is. You're looking at a hard earned money purchase.
James Harris
Yeah. I purchased a.
Lauren Schwassman
And I got the T as well.
James Harris
The logo. Nice. The utility shirt.
Lauren Schwassman
Oh, nice.
James Harris
Yeah, in the dark gray.
Lauren Schwassman
That's a banger. Really good. I mean, good shirts.
James Harris
I wanted the gray thermal, but it sold out.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah, that was, that was the first to go.
James Harris
Damn, I should get some boxers.
Lauren Schwassman
Is that a fucking trend this year? Thermals? Was that this year?
James Harris
I don't know.
Lauren Schwassman
Well, we Are going.
James Harris
Do trends exist?
Lauren Schwassman
We are. We have started going through the fitties and culling and trying to get these categories right and tight for y'. All. Voting pleasure. Next month, maybe thermals will make its way there. Who knows what else. Oh, the hat is film form. Shout out film form.
James Harris
Shout out that building.
Lauren Schwassman
I can't. I can't believe. That was not even intentional. No, Film form does amazing work.
James Harris
Shout him out.
Lauren Schwassman
And it's their merch. Yeah. The. They reissued a hat.
James Harris
Yo, my guy is now playing.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah.
James Harris
Yo, my guy ain't playing, but now he's playing now.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah, I stay. I stay playing. Let's be real.
James Harris
Yo, you now my guy playing.
Lauren Schwassman
You might appreciate this. This hat is a. Is a. It's tweaked a bit, but it's a reissue from 1991. A hat famously worn by David Byrne, one of your favorites. Nice. He was in the. The 1991 Film Forum catalog wearing this hat. They've brought it back out if you want to support independent theaters.
James Harris
What's your favorite art house theater in New York? Because the Angelica was catching some flack on the TL about. I think, like, the NRW runs right underneath it.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah.
James Harris
Which I'm like.
Lauren Schwassman
It's part of the charm. Yeah.
James Harris
They have the center aisle, which is always mad funny that, like, you can't sit. Centered Angelica.
Lauren Schwassman
Yeah. Like you're.
James Harris
No matter where you're sitting, you're looking askew.
Lauren Schwassman
In terms of voting with my wallet, I've been to Angelica the most. I think IFC is great. And then film for. They're all. You listen. They're all institutions, and we talked about.
James Harris
No, no, no, no, no. Don't.
Lauren Schwassman
Come on.
James Harris
Pick one. What's your favorite?
Lauren Schwassman
It's Angelica. Okay. I mean, just based on where I've been the most and have seen the most stuff, though I try to think the last. Last movie I saw there was Zone of Interest, which was real fucking stinker. People like that. I thought it was fucking terrible. Nope, we're not going there this week, buddy. We can't afford to lose any more patrons. Yeah. Apologies if you. If you didn't understand the extremely drawn out ironic bit from last week.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lauren Schwassman
Anyway. No, there's a. And a great reason to go to film form. Are you familiar with this Iranian movie? It was just an accident. This, like, kind of dark comedy revenge film. No. Looks fudgeing. Incredible. Unfortunately, this would be the time, like, you know, Thanksgiving where, like, I would. I would normally go home to Jersey for like, one evening and then come back to a fairly emptied out in New York City, which we always say is like a great time to. To be in the city is when everyone's fucking gone. All the dual citizenship holders and all the transplants are out of town. I would have loved to go see this movie, but unfortunately not. Not unfortunately. I'm lucky enough to be in Mexico.
James Harris
You're not looking forward to this vacation though.
Lauren Schwassman
We'll talk about. We'll talk about it and then the.
James Harris
Wait, can I. Yeah, just real quick on. On staying on art house theaters. I love the one on which I guess is now Village east by Angelica. The one on 2nd Avenue, 12th Street. Yeah, that was kind of like.
Lauren Schwassman
Is that the one that. It's like crazy beautiful. That. That was like renovated.
James Harris
Yeah, that's so I.
Lauren Schwassman
That's a banger.
James Harris
So I grew up near there so that I saw one battle after another. That theater, I hadn't been there in a minute, but I used to go there as a kid.
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Date: November 28, 2025
Hosts: James Harris & Lauren Schlossman
In this Patreon preview of Throwing Fits, hosts James Harris and Lauren Schlossman provide their signature blend of irreverent fashion banter, personal anecdotes, and offbeat cultural commentary. The episode’s throughline is seasonal transitions—clothes, travel plans, and the pleasures and pains of late November—as well as a parade of rapid-fire shoutouts to friends, collaborators, and favorite brands. The friends reflect on their fit choices, riff on art house theaters in New York, and make time for both playful and vulnerable detours.
The dialogue is quick, irreverent, and rich in niche references—equal parts rowdy and affectionate, with a conversational rhythm that bounces from self-deprecation to exuberant insider jokes. The tone is playful, candid, and peppered with in-group references that reward both longtime listeners and those tuned into the NY creative scene.
This Throwing Fits Patreon preview is quintessential TF: two friends swapping outfit commentary, issuing rapid shoutouts across the cultural landscape, and stanning for art house cinemas while taking self-aware, often hilarious detours into vulnerability and in-jokes. It’s a snapshot of late November: threads, travel, and the enduring charms and quirks of New York City.