*PATREON PREVIEW* How Much Money Do You Make?

Summary

Throwing Fits – PATREON PREVIEW How Much Money Do You Make?

Hosts: James Harris & Lauren Schlossman
Date: March 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of Throwing Fits centers on the hosts navigating recent technical difficulties, fashion finds, and their signature blend of irreverent banter about style, pop culture, and sports. Although the complete discussion is available exclusively on Patreon, this preview features casual housekeeping, a staple “fit check,” ruminations on the global Guinness scene, secondhand Internet shops, and sidebars on World Baseball Classic drama—all delivered in the hosts’ candid, tongue-in-cheek style.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Technical Difficulties & Housekeeping

• Audio Issues: The hosts apologize for missing a previous episode due to corrupted audio, emphasizing their perfectionist standards for quality.
  • “The audio was corrupted, so…we did not have an episode on Monday.” (Lauren Schlossman, 03:27)
  • James mentions recording a “two hour app” and subsequent “afters,” all lost due to bad audio—“Sounded like we recorded on a potato.” (James Harris, 04:05)
  • Assurance to fans: The guest will return for a re-record since “that guy is awesome. And the homie. And a burgeoning, emerging young talent.” (James Harris, 03:55)
• Upcoming Content: Teasers for a Monday episode with Kid Mero and more exciting guests in the pipeline.
  • “Oh, boy, do we have some treats after that as well.” (Lauren Schlossman, 04:21)

2. The Weather & General Vibes

• Discussion of so-called “fake spring” and the challenge of staying motivated.
  • “Fake spring is over. It’s a good while it lasted. Two days.” (James Harris, 01:48)
• Quoting wisdom about handling bad days and weeks, attributed to Turtle from Entourage.
  • “You can have a bad day…just don’t have a bad year, man.” (James Harris, 02:02)
  • “And you can have a bad year, but don’t have a bad life.” (Lauren Schlossman, 02:07)
  • “You can have a bad life. You know who told us that? Jerry F— a turtle from Entourage.” (James Harris, 02:10)

3. TV, Film, And Entourage Nostalgia

• Recap of Entourage movie as a perfect “plane movie” with the tongue-in-cheek commentary on its repetitive plot.
  • “What’s the plot? Will Vince do the movie? Like, what do you mean, what’s the plot?…Three times as long.” (Lauren Schlossman, 03:05)
  • “Did the boys find themselves in a quagmire…And you know that they got themselves out of it, as always.” (James Harris, 03:19)

4. World Baseball Classic & Italian Americans

• Discussion of Italy’s progress in the World Baseball Classic, gently ribbing Italian and Mexican Americans alike.
  • “Italy beats Mexico and they advance in the World Baseball Classic along with Team USA.” (Lauren Schlossman, 05:08)
  • “[Shout] out to the Greasy Waps for pulling us through…apologies to our Mexican American listeners.” (Lauren Schlossman, 05:18)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Handling Setbacks:
  • “You can have a bad day…just don’t have a bad week. You can have a bad week…just don’t have a bad month. You can have a bad month, don’t have a bad year, man.”
    — James Harris (02:02)
• Fit Check Riffing & Style Subculture:
  • “I’m wearing a playground shoes…The socks are Nike Drifties. Kind of a darker palette than you normally see for me.” — James Harris (05:33)
  • “Are you, like, feeling extra, like, noir today or something? ... You kind of look like a private eye in a black and white movie.” — Lauren Schlossman (05:53)
• On Online Resale & London Fashion:
  • “They were specializing in kind of like techie, like 2000s Oakley and like Prada…now they’re just dropping Armani heat for like 300, 400. Full suits, good condition.” — James Harris (08:47)
  • “We need to get someone to pay for us to go to London so we can hit that town with vengeance.” — Lauren Schlossman (09:45)
• On Guinness Consumption:
  • “You know what the second biggest Guinness consuming country is in the world?” — James Harris (10:20)
    “Nigeria.” — Lauren Schlossman (10:25)

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Detailed Segment Breakdown with Timestamps

00:00–01:32 — Ads/Intro

(Skipped)

01:32–03:27 — Housekeeping, Entourage Life Lessons, and TV Talk

• [02:02] Life guidance as quoted from “Turtle” on Entourage.
• [03:05] Riffing on the Entourage movie as quintessential in-flight entertainment.

03:27–04:41 — Missing Episodes, Planning for Upcoming Content

• [03:27] Explanation of lost audio and plans to re-do episode.
• [04:17] Preview for upcoming interview with Kid Mero and further guest teasers.

04:41–05:30 — World Baseball Classic & Sporting Banter

• [05:08] Celebration and jokes about Italy and Team USA advancing in the WBC.
• [05:25] Playful banter using ethnic slurs satirically, typical of Throwing Fits’ irreverent style.

05:30–06:28 — “Fit Check” Ritual

• Both hosts detail what they’re wearing, brands referenced include Nike, Our Legacy, Armani, Y’s for Men, Gucci, Abercrombie, CP Company, and others.

06:28–10:43 — Fashion Digressions: Resale, Instagram Shops, and British Brands

• [08:47] Shout-outs to UK-based resale shops (NWDCO, La Nause).
• [09:45] Both hosts dream of being sent to London for content and shopping.
• [10:20] Mini deep dive on Guinness popularity in Nigeria, playful social commentary.

10:43–12:14 — More Fit Check & Travel Anecdotes

• [11:52] Recalling their “most suspect moped ride of all time” in Milan (Lauren hugging James for dear life).
• Gags about tandem bike riding and guests' comfort levels.

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Final Notes

• Style and Tone: Bantery, self-aware, peppered with inside jokes and spontaneous asides. Both hosts make liberal references to brands, TV, and their own mishaps.
• For First-Time Listeners: Expect free-associative storytelling, community shout-outs, and a blend of fashion, pop culture, and sports—served irreverently.
• Quotes Continue the In-Joke Tradition: Lots of shoutouts to the “gang,” fashion “connects,” and appreciation for their community’s tolerance of late episodes and technical slip-ups.

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Full episode available at: www.throwingfits.com

Transcript

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[James Harris]

Throw gang. We are joined by the bootleg baron, Lauren Schlossman, myself, the half sip head honcho James Harris. Welcome to the weekly running the boys

[Lauren Schlossman]

with today's full episode only available on www.ThrowingFits.com.

[James Harris]

fake spring is over. It's a good while. It lasted two days.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Three days.

[James Harris]

Three days.

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[Lauren Schlossman]

Today sucked. I literally the last thing I wanted to do is, well, one I didn't want to work out to. I mean, I, of course, hey, man,

[James Harris]

you can have a bad day, just don't have a bad week. You can have a bad week, just don't have a bad month. You can have a bad month. You don't have a bad year, man.

[Lauren Schlossman]

And you can have a bad year, but don't have a bad life.

[James Harris]

You can have a bad life. You know, told us that is Jerry FR a turtle from Entourage.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Wow.

[James Harris]

When he's talking about getting in the

[Lauren Schlossman]

gym and you remember that it like stuck with you. It made an impression. Come on. No shadow fucking turtle, dude. I mean, Jerry Ferrari is like an Iconic weight loss kind of presempi.

[James Harris]

I. Oh, for sure.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Right.

[James Harris]

You got that, like, advanced Hollywood, you know?

[Lauren Schlossman]

I mean, you think that's a thing that they've been hoarding for a while? It's endocrine, dude. From the fetuses.

[James Harris]

But it sounds like.

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[James Harris]

When your character is like a dumpy, schlubby guy.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

From Jersey or from. From Queens. Not Jersey. Queens, obviously. And then you just like Queens Boulevard. You just like that show ends and you just like, all right, I' ma not be that guy now.

[Lauren Schlossman]

He got. He got skinny on the show, and it became a plot line.

[James Harris]

That's right.

[Lauren Schlossman]

And then, you know, he does end up Ronda Rousey movie. Oh. If you remember. And I only know this because I watched it recently.

[James Harris]

You did. Yeah.

[Lauren Schlossman]

It's a. That's a perfect plane movie. The Entourage movie. Like, what's the plot? Will Vince do the movie? Like, what do you mean, what's the plot? I don't know. The same plot is every episode of Entourage. This is just, you know, three times as long.

[James Harris]

Did the boys find themselves in a quagmire and giggity, giggity.

[Lauren Schlossman]

And you. And you know that they got themselves out of it, as always.

[James Harris]

Is going to do the movie.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Quick Housekeeping, yo. Sorry. Yeah, sorry, guys. The audio was corrupted, so. Yeah, we did not have an episode on Monday.

[James Harris]

We cut a two hour app on Monday last and then afters as well.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Or. Excuse me a midweek. Boys only. My bad.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Which I only remember because I did my dick dangle. I dangled my dick on your leg using the microphone as my penis.

[Lauren Schlossman]

In the midweek.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Oh, we were talking about styling maneuvers. Oh.

[Lauren Schlossman]

And we'll never see that, but.

[James Harris]

Well, we're going to re record with that guest because that guy is awesome. And the homie. And a burgeoning emerging young talent. Yeah.

[Lauren Schlossman]

A great guy.

[James Harris]

It sucked. Like, the audio from the camera was just like. Sounded like we recorded on a potato.

[Lauren Schlossman]

It just wasn't unreleasable, as they say in the biz. But we'll be back to your regularly scheduled program starting next Monday with the kid Marrow.

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[Lauren Schlossman]

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[James Harris]

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[Lauren Schlossman]

Two hours slapper. Yeah. So we have an afternoon with Merrill. So that'll be Monday. And then just, you know, and then. Oh, boy, do we have some treats after that as well.

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[James Harris]

Too bad we got to. We potted with Merl before the doctor put a 10 piece on Israel's dome.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Iron Dome. They. They eliminated. Israel has been eliminated all time.

[James Harris]

They Knew what they were doing with that.

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[Lauren Schlossman]

All time graphics.

[James Harris]

They knew what they were doing with that.

[Lauren Schlossman]

They crushed it. Is the. How high up does this go? Is the US in or out? Do we know what happened?

[James Harris]

We have to watch a bunch of Mexican Americans play a bunch of Italian Americans on, I think, Sunday to see with the American Americans are going to advance or not.

[Lauren Schlossman]

They're playing again because that happened last night. Oh, did it? Yeah.

[James Harris]

Oh, what happened? I don't know.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Okay, well, who needs to win?

[James Harris]

Italians are up, bro. They're inventing new pasta shapes. They got that wrestler that spins dough and knocks his opponents out by throwing the pizza pie at him.

[Lauren Schlossman]

That guy's great. In case anyone was not up to date, Italy beats Mexico and they advance in the World Baseball Classic along with Team usa.

[James Harris]

Yes.

[Lauren Schlossman]

So the shout out to the Greasy Waps for pulling us through with them. We appreciate you guys and apologies to our Mexican American listeners.

[James Harris]

And just enter the Italian Americans one called Greasy Wops. Greasy Dago Whops.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Okay, that's the housekeeping. Sorry, Fit check. James, why don't you start? Okay.

[James Harris]

I'm wearing a playground shoes on this drizzly March day. The socks are Nike Drifties. Kind of a darker palette than you normally see. For me, I think just the whole fit.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Well, you don't normally wear a lot of black. We've talked about this before. Yeah, Yeah.

[James Harris]

I don't like wearing black.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Are you. Is that because you're. I hate it when people like.

[James Harris]

Oh, yeah, New Yorkers, they wear black. It's like, shut up.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Are you, like, feeling extra, like, noir today or something? Or something in the water? I mean, with the jacket, too, you kind of look like a private eye in a black and white movie.

[James Harris]

Dick.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Yeah, A private dick, dude.

[James Harris]

The jeans are pants, Pen. The T shirt is our legacy. The half zip is our legacy. Workshop Armani. Because the OG Colorway, as we know, is gray with brown cuffs.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Very nice.

[James Harris]

It's a banger dyed into full black on black on black. And. Oh, this coat is wise for men.

[Lauren Schlossman]

What's this? I was Yoji.

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[Lauren Schlossman]

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[James Harris]

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[Lauren Schlossman]

What's the store that was like the used Internet shop? Used Internet shop. I was looking for it the other day. I'm gonna.

[James Harris]

I think it's still active.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Internet shop.

[James Harris]

Let's look it up. This is.

[Lauren Schlossman]

This is good intel.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lauren Schlossman]

I was literally like. I don't know why I was. Yes, it's still active. I was looking to. It's in Seoul.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Oh, I thought it was Japanese.

[James Harris]

Racist. Are you getting on your Yoji. Are you done with Giorgio?

[Lauren Schlossman]

I think. No, no, no. Never, never, never.

[James Harris]

Did you shop the Arman NDWCO or whatever the.

[Lauren Schlossman]

No, but I, I mean, I'm. I'm staying up to date on those Armani drops, but I have not purchased a suit from him yet.

[James Harris]

Cheap.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Yeah, yeah, really good deal. What's. What's the actual. This is like another. Let me just get the actual handle because this is a good account for people to follow and.

[James Harris]

Nwdco.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Nw. Is that.

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I don't know.

[James Harris]

This is great podcasting. Just watching Lawrence look up Instagram accounts and.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Come on, dude. Nw. It's not. I mean, I follow nwdc.

[James Harris]

N, D, W, C. Okay. All right, check it out. They're British lads. They're good blokes. They were specializing in kind of like techie, like 2000s Oakley and like Prada. Like, you know, the jackets that have like the built in like mini disc player and. Yeah, and now they're just dropping Armani heat for like 300, 400. Full suits. Full suits, good condition. I wonder if the Armani wave has yet to hit the shores of the United Kingdom.

[Lauren Schlossman]

H. It's not. You know, when you think of the tailoring that the UK is Normally associated with. It's not that Armani style, but so maybe what's it called?

[James Harris]

La Nause store. They're in London. They have like a bunch of like

[Lauren Schlossman]

rare ass Armani shout out Harry. Beautiful man. Yeah, those guys are crushing. That's like a. That's more of an appointment only stylist poll institution versus just like a guy on Instagram slinging. John, They've both.

[James Harris]

They do both.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

They have stuff for sale at retail and then they have like a permanent collection that he has like for stu styling and referencing.

[Lauren Schlossman]

We need to get someone to pay for us to go to London so we can hit that town with vengeance

[James Harris]

or Jonathan, if you're listening, what's Guinness's like presence in.

[Lauren Schlossman]

No, I know but like what's their presence in London like today?

[James Harris]

I assume huge.

[Lauren Schlossman]

No, I know it's popular. I just mean like there's not like there's no brewery. There's no like.

[James Harris]

There is.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Their UK headquarters are definitely in Ireland.

[James Harris]

Yeah, bro, you watch the, you tried to watch the Peaky Blind.

[Lauren Schlossman]

I did, I did watch. I did watch House of Guinness. It was not great. They will not be making a movie out of that Netflix original in my opinion.

[James Harris]

What was I going to talk about? Oh, you know what the second biggest Guinness consuming country is in the world?

[Lauren Schlossman]

Nigeria.

[James Harris]

Yes sir.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Uhhuh. They, they know how to party, dude.

[James Harris]

Shout out all the homies in Lagos. Okay. And then yeah, wise for men. Coat, sunbuddy sunglasses, Ed shells, Hanes boxers, Vita roasters coffee Topo chico with a twist of ass and lawyers that's finest. Lawrence, what about you? What are you wearing?

[Lauren Schlossman]

Speaking of the uk, I got a UK Brooklyn connect on the feet. Add some sanders, split toed derbies. The socks are scenes. The scenes. Scenes, scenes. New York scenes, man. Soccer. Yeah. I mean absolute fucking scenes. But these guys are I think, yeah, maybe Brooklyn bass. But the maybe lower Manhattan shout out scenes. Shout out all the shout out fucking everyone who's excited for the World Cup. It's going to be a movie. Absolutely. And it like Beckham cargoes are vintage Abercrombie. The beater is Cortez, another UK brand. The sweatshirt polo is vintage Armani jeans. The hat is bootleg as you said, a press a courtesy of Ven Space. The jacket, more UK shit. UK Italy link up barber cheapy company, 50th anniversary putting beans on the pizza. You've seen me wear this two days in a row. I hadn't worn it all season and was like, what am I doing? This is like One of my favorite jackets ever. I believe it was whenever the year that I got it when was CP's 50th anniversary. Remember when we did all the content

[James Harris]

2023 it's of the year in the.

[Lauren Schlossman]

In the Craig Choice sports. So that. That's been. That's been hitting the. The back of the one and only

[James Harris]

me when we had the most suspect moped ride of all time for like five feet.

[Lauren Schlossman]

So scary. You're. There's. There's been multiple times where I have hugged your waist and you have driven me places one with scooters in Milan. Remember when I hammered and I went on the back of you driving a. An electric scooter. She was mad scary. And then.

[James Harris]

Is that the same trip?

[Lauren Schlossman]

I don't. Yeah. Yeah. Twice in one trip. Lucky me.

[James Harris]

Wow.

[Lauren Schlossman]

The glasses are Gucci. The underwear. Yo.

[James Harris]

Can I just say real quick. I was a little. We're not gonna reveal next week guess is Camaro the week after. We're not gonna reveal it but I was a little shook when I asked him if he rode tandem bikes with his. With his.

[Lauren Schlossman]

With a person.

[James Harris]

With a colleague of his.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Yeah, no, it was funny.

[James Harris]

A little shook. Little shock.

[Lauren Schlossman]

I did not see that coming. That was quite a hilarious moment amongst many hilarious moments with an absolute legend two weeks from now. Not that Mero isn't a legend himself, but this is a big one.

[James Harris]

Stupid on a colombe.

[Lauren Schlossman]

What do you.

[James Harris]

What is that?

[Lauren Schlossman]

Oh yeah, I just had a black lock colom cobru from the communal fridge.

[James Harris]

Is it communal?

[Lauren Schlossman]

Yeah, they. They're always very chill. They're always like oh yeah, help yourself.

[James Harris]

Okay. Okay.

[Lauren Schlossman]

So I have like one coffee a week is basically.

[James Harris]

I. I just. I didn't know how it worked.

[Lauren Schlossman]

Yeah, now you know.

[James Harris]

All right, let's get into the meat and potatoes. How was your week, Larry? With its two juicy beef patties and

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[James Harris]

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