*PATREON PREVIEW* Magic is Real

Summary

Throwing Fits – PATREON PREVIEW Magic is Real

Date: October 10, 2025
Hosts: James Harris & Lawrence Schlossman

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Episode Overview

In this Patreon preview of Throwing Fits, James and Lawrence riff on the eve of their Australia trip, reflect on the changing season's influence on their fits, and trade takes on current TV obsessions. The conversation is a blend of fashion nerdery, banter about travel anxieties, house-keeping for their community, and a healthy dose of irreverent pop culture criticism. True to form, the podcast maintains its dirtbag-chic humor and rapport, skirting effortlessly between style tips and mid-TV reviews.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Housekeeping: Merch & Australia Trip

[02:31–08:14]

• New Throwing Fits “Margin” Shirt Drop
  • Lawrence & James shout out the community for picking up the latest merch.
  • Appreciation for the tactile feel:

    “Feel that texture when you get tactile with the highly textured fabric. Thanks, guys. Appreciate y’all.” — Lawrence ([02:49])

• Australia Tour Details
  • With their first trip “Down Under” imminent, the duo discuss their travel anxieties, time zone confusion, and schedule.
  • Raffle for live show tickets is over, but “storm the gates” energy is encouraged for those still trying to attend.
• Surplus Festival & Events
  • Plans for a live podcast, Surplus Festival attendance, and additional Throwing Fits activations.
  • Lawrence jokes about being the “only 38-year-old in the netspin pit” at a concert.
  • Recurring Simpsons references (“Knifey Spoony” game) and affection for Australian fans.
• Travel Banter
  • Light jabs about time zone confusion and which airport they’re flying from.

    “I know when it’s leaving. My issue was what airport are we leaving from? Newark. Shocker.” — Lawrence ([07:27])

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2. Community Shoutouts & Studio Update

[08:14–10:33]

• New Rug/Wall Tapestry
  • The hosts explain the new studio tapestry, a Tuareg (North African) piece, gifted by David Lay.
  • Mini deep dive on the Tuareg culture and the piece’s construction (reed and strips of leather).
  • Some banter about Lawrence’s “questionable” rug mounting technique:

    “How much car were you wearing when you put two nails through the leather, which I don’t think you should have done.” — James ([09:23])

• Shoutout to David Lay
  • Recognition for Lay’s substack, The Arcades, as a source of great finds.
  • Nostalgia for their fashion collaboration with his now-defunct brand, Maiden Name.

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3. Autumn Fit Checks & Layering Season

[10:33–14:17]

• Detailed Fit Rundown
  • Lawrence debuts his “light outerwear” for the new, colder season:
    • Vintage Gucci Slides, Shiro socks, vintage Abercrombie cargos, TDR (The Garbstore) trucker jacket, Emporio Armani x Our Legacy popover shirt (“band collar”/mandarin collar).
  • James reps new hikers from Our Legacy (brown and black “Quest” boots), brown-and-black bowling shoes, Manresa socks, Jean Erica trousers, Our Legacy white belt, vintage CDG (Comme des Garçons) zip polo, and cropped West Coast leather jacket.
• In-House Labels Praise
  • Strong plug for in-house lines at top boutiques (TDR, Haven, Très Bien, Mohawk).

    “Their job is literally the shop. So of course they’re going to be inspired and have like, the references and the knowledge, like, create the best fucking shit.” — James ([12:31])

• Light Outerwear Joy
  • Lawrence on first day of jacket weather:

    “It’s beautiful. The shirt is an Emporio Armani, our legacy shirt that is kind of like a popover meets a tunic meets a tuxedo shirt. It’s probably my favorite thing that I got from their most recent drop.” — Lawrence ([13:26])

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4. Television Takes: Slop, Dongs, and Disappointment

[14:17–21:51]

• House of Guinness Review
  • Lawrence watched the whole series, calls it “mid” but “chuggable slop”—worth watching for a now-infamous nude scene.

    “There’s a great fucking dong hang that people are debating whether or not it’s this guy’s real dick or prosthetic. He claimed that it’s real, but the comments seem to be disagreeing with that.” — Lawrence ([17:18]) “That is a 7 inch flaccid hanger, dude. It is. It was impressive.” — Lawrence ([18:11])

• Dialogue on TV Ennui
  • James laments the currently “mid” landscape —with The English Teacher (snappy, dialog-heavy) and House of Guinness failing to fully excite.
  • Real Housewives keeps the bar high.
• New Recommendations
  • The Lowdown with Ethan Hawke: James praises its plot-driven focus and cast (Killer Mike as a strip club owner with an eye patch).

    “It’s all, I think it’s like a plot and character is what’s driving the show. It’s not set pieces.” — James ([21:21])

  • Discussion of what makes TV “prestige” versus “cheap.” Lawrence notes The Lowdown’s lackluster cinematography, but is still sold on James’s endorsement.

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5. Fashion Deep Cuts & Listener Lore

[24:50–26:14]

• The “Magic Shirt” Story
  • Lawrence shares a family anecdote about a velour zip polo (“the magic shirt”) worn by both him and his brother for school picture day.
  • Fashion nostalgia moment, connecting fits to family memory.
• Leather Season Love
  • James and Lawrence rave about seasonal leather jackets, praise West Coast makers, and joke about “needing a second (or third or fourth) leather.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Aussie Simpsons Bits:
  “Just sneak in. I’m sure you can sneak in...just storm the gates. It’s fine.” — James ([04:15])

• Australian Content on TikTok:
  “I’ve been getting a lot of Australian content. Mainly this one house of dudes that...basically just squirt ketchup on each other and hurt each other. It’s just like a house of dudes that squirt on each other. It’s pretty cool, dude.” — James ([06:12])

• Type One Trucker Jacket Praise:
  “Japanese fabric, salvage denim, your kind of traditional type one trucker jacket...I got just the piece because it really ties the fit together.” — Lawrence ([11:32])

• On “Chuggable Slop” TV:
  “It’s not Beer of Prestige TV. It’s not as enjoyable as a pint of the black stuff, but it moves fairly quick.” — Lawrence ([17:18])

• Dong Scene Recap:
  “It’s a c. It’s flaccid. And he’s getting out of the bathtub...Bro, that is a 7 inch flaccid hanger, dude. It is. It was impressive.” — Lawrence ([18:11])

• Comparing Boots to Legend:
  “This is like if a DMA and a Balenciaga boot had a kid. That’s a beautiful child.” — Lawrence ([23:59])

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Merch & Oz Tour Housekeeping: [02:31–08:14]
• Studio Tapestry & Design/Decor Banter: [08:14–10:33]
• Layering Fits & Seasonal Fashion Talk: [10:33–14:17]
• Deep Dive on TV (House of Guinness + The Lowdown): [14:17–21:51]
• Fit Deep Cuts & Family Lore: [24:50–26:14]

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Closing Tone

The episode slouches comfortably through fashion nerdery and bro banter, finding energy in the change of season, big travel plans, and the familiar comfort of mid-range TV. Between joking about “7 inch hangers,” debating the merits of in-house brands, and hyping up leather weather, Lawrence and James keep the clubby, sarcastic rhythm that defines Throwing Fits. The preview promises even more chaos (and maybe some actual magic) in the full Patreon episode.

Transcript

[Jeff]

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[Zoe]

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[James Harris]

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[Jeff]

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[Zoe]

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[Dana]

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[Zoe]

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[James Harris]

Throw gang. We are joined by the Sydney Stubby, Lawrence Schlossman and myself, the Ripper James Harris. A Stubby's a beer.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, okay. I was going to say don't worry about it. Welcome to the weekly run of the.

[James Harris]

Boys with today's full episode Only available on www.ThrowingFits.com. before we get into entering an era of performance, wear that actually looks good should Larry go on ozempic 100 likes and he'll do it. And our magicians back. Let's get into some housekeeping.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What about just like, should men go on Ozempic?

[Jeff]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

We're gonna talk about you in specific.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'm. I'm a he. Him.

[James Harris]

Yeah. First up, thank you to everyone that bought the brand new margin shirt. It should, I guess, if you're domestic. Not sure about the international homies. It should be with you now. We hope that you can testify how good they are now that they're finally in hand.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Feel that texture when you get tactile with the highly textured fabric. Yeah. Thanks, guys. Appreciate y'.

[Dana]

All.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You're gonna love the way you look. We guarantee it.

[James Harris]

Absolutely. And then next bit of housekeeping, we are going to Australia. This is the last time we pod before we fly for 24 hours in the air.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

We're time travel LA going into the future.

[James Harris]

We take off on a Monday. We land on a Wednesday.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. At like 5pm too. Well, I guess we leave pretty late that. Whatever. Anyway, it's crazy. What's.

[James Harris]

Wait, what time do we land?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think we land at like 5pm.

[James Harris]

No, we landed 8am Wednesday morning.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

My calendar is not accurate.

[James Harris]

Well, in Australia, 8:00am oh, yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. Right. Because of the time difference. Oh, you're.

[James Harris]

Do they pose epic for the brain.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

What's the opposite of that?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Too much Tylenol. You know what I'm saying?

[James Harris]

Not enough. We get there Wednesday.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Wednesday morning.

[James Harris]

We're kicking it for a little bit. All right. We have a live podcast Friday night.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yes.

[James Harris]

I believe the raffle is over.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. Thank you for everyone who entered the draw. The raffle, whatever.

[James Harris]

The bill, the bail at entry.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The bail at entry. Thanks, everyone. Unfortunately, if you didn't redeem it, I guess you can't get it. But have no fear, because that's not the only thing that we're doing there. There's others.

[James Harris]

Just sneak in. I'm sure you can sneak in.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. I don't know.

[James Harris]

Show this. Tickets on, like, resale, whatever. Just storm the gates. It's fine.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The, like the Australian version of StockX.

[James Harris]

Yeah, exactly. January 6th, like, just, just, just sneak in. It's fine. But yeah, we will be kicking it all weekend at the Surplus Festival.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yes.

[James Harris]

Lawrence will be the only 38 year old in the netspin pit on Saturday night. Spend knit speed.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I mean, I'm, I'm. I'm very excited for the Nets Ben show.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't know if I'll be in the pit. I would hope there's like a Little VIP backstage area so I can kick it with Gunner, you know, and I can ask him if he remembers talking to Jenna on FaceTime now. Or on the phone, rather.

[James Harris]

He'll be off the fucking stubbies. Pitted. Pitted. And then there's another thrung fits activation happening Sunday afternoon. So if for whatever reason, you can't make it into Friday because you weren't. You didn't redeem your in time, you didn't win the rap ticket in the raffle, or you unsuccessfully snuck in, we caught your ass, and we booted you. Gave you the boot. I'm excited, though. I'm ready to play some Knifey Spoony.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What the hell is that?

[James Harris]

Not a Simpsons fan?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, is that. That's. That's just a bit.

[James Harris]

You call that a knife? This is a knife. That's a spoon. I see you've played Knifey Spoony before.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Just a traditional Australian game.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Can I get you a beer? Can I have a coffee? Beer, Coffee, Beer. Coffee, Beer.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's the joke.

[James Harris]

You had to be there. And you will be there.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

This would go away. This riff would go way better with someone who's ever watched the Simpsons at all.

[James Harris]

It's insane.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I mean, it's.

[James Harris]

Whatever it is, it is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Did they have it in Australia?

[James Harris]

Yeah, that's the episode where they go to Australia.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, I mean, did they have the Simpsons?

[James Harris]

Yeah, I think. I think it's huge in Australia. Okay. That actually may seem.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That actually tracks because, you know, I feel like Australians spiritually are like. They were. They're like Bart Simpson.

[James Harris]

I've been getting a lot of Australian content on my for you page. Mainly this one house of dudes that I guess are like the Nelk Boys, but they haven't, like, nilk. They haven't. They haven't led the country down a path of horrors.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Right. So the lawful, good sick C. Nelk boys of Australia.

[James Harris]

Yeah, they're like some guys. They're just living together. Chilling.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

They're called the.

[James Harris]

I think Shammy is their leader. Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Shout out King Shammy dude.

[James Harris]

And I think they're all good. Like, I think they're good blokes. Except in the, like, related. Like, do you want to look up next? It is, like, Shammy's reaction to Ryan breaking his back.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, no. Pray prayers up for Ryan.

[James Harris]

Yeah. So maybe it's like a prank gone wrong, but they basically just, like, score ketchup on each other and, like, hurt each other. It's pretty full.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's just like a house of dudes that squirt on Each other. It's pretty cool, dude.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Yeah. Friday Night Live Pod Saturday, we'll be kicking it at the Marketplace Sunday.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Damn. You just said what?

[James Harris]

No place is the Food and Zen Festival.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

We'll be at the Food and Ven Zen Fest. It's cool, dude. Keep it pushing. Nothing happens. Nothing to see here.

[James Harris]

Hope you make the flight.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, I know, I know.

[James Harris]

Australia.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I know when it's leaving. My issue was what airport are we leaving from? Newark. Shocker. I know. I got it right. No, it's just more about. You're right. I'm so the calendar when we land, I'm looking at New York time and just, you know, didn't. Got to use the. Got to use the brain or lose the brain.

[James Harris]

Yeah, exactly.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I have not been lobotomized just yet.

[James Harris]

Excited. We're going to talk about what our plans are besides, like, the. We mentioned that everyone should come through to. Yeah, a little bit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The next Boys Only will be from Sydney and we'll have a lot more stuff to share as the schedule.

[James Harris]

Kind of nobody like we're going to talk about what we want to get into.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, okay.

[James Harris]

Down there. And then real quick, we didn't mention this. Viewers of the podcast or the clips will see that behind us we this beautiful. It's supposed to be a rug.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

But our boy, David Lay. Shout Out. David writes one of my favorite substacks, the arcades. And I've definitely copped art and furnishings from his listings. Every week he does like a roundup of just like 10 things that have caught his eye, mostly on live auctioneers and other, like, auctions and. And estate sales and whatnot. And he is. He has a great fucking eye.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Great.

[James Harris]

Also hilarious.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yep.

[James Harris]

He was one half of Maiden Name, a brand that we partnered and collaborated with that sadly is no longer with us, even though they made one of my favorite pairs of trousers of all time.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Great. Just great clothes and, you know, not long for this world, unfortunately, but made a name forever in our hearts and on our fingers. If you were a purchaser of our wonderful array of jewelry that we dropped with Mr. Porter, round one.

[James Harris]

Right.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Thank you, David, for this beautiful rug that sold us.

[James Harris]

It is a.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That is now a tapestry on the wall.

[James Harris]

It is a textile from the tour regs.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Who are. Who are they?

[James Harris]

They are a culture society in North Africa.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

And this is made of reed and strips of leather.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[James Harris]

And you mounted it yourself, Lawrence, how much car were you wearing when you put two nails through the leather, which I don't think you should have done.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't. How else would it should have been mounted?

[James Harris]

Jenna was in these gaps.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You don't you think a nail would hold it up through these gaps up here?

[James Harris]

Yeah, but we now have two holes in the leather strip, which is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

They're like the small. I brought hammer and nails from home. My pants were around my waist and I hung it up. I just took. I just took a little initiative, you know, and I was like you because it was being propped up with like a rack and you know, just hoping and praying that it would stand up on its own because it is quite sturdy. But now we're fully locked and loaded and I hope you are enjoying your new view of our beautiful tapestry. Tapestry, no. Rug hanging, courtesy of David Lay.

[James Harris]

Well, it's a, it's a floor piece, but he has seen it mounted as a wall piece.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And should we get a rug next?

[James Harris]

Maybe.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That'd be nice.

[James Harris]

He had a suggestion on a color scheme.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I just know that I think for audio purposes, like it's good to have a rug in a studio and it.

[James Harris]

Ties the room together.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It does tie the room reference. Hell yeah.

[James Harris]

All right.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Hell yeah.

[James Harris]

Let's hit him with a fit check.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Ok. What are you wearing today? I'm wearing vintage Gucci sleds. The socks are Shiro. The cargo pants are vintage Abercrombie and Fitch. The jacket, that's.

[James Harris]

That's for the pants. What's the jacket?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The jacket. Today is the first day, at least for my body, and I know my body. It is. The weather is. This is jacket weather. It happened finally, finally happened. It happened on October. The day that will live in infamy. October 9, 2025. The first truth.

[James Harris]

Where were you two years ago and what jacket were you wearing?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What did I not say the right year? What did I say 2025.

[James Harris]

Never mind. Keep it going. That was an October.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, dude, they just signed the treaty, bro.

[James Harris]

Keep going. Talk about this jacket.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Congrats to peace. This is a jacket from tdr, an in house brand from our good friends at the Covetor and Garb store.

[James Harris]

But yeah, a good UK workwear.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's what I'm saying. In terms of English workwear, it doesn't get much better than tdr. Japanese fabric salvage denim, your kind of traditional type one trucker jacket. Yeah. When I saw the weather, when I saw the, when I felt the weather, when I saw the forecast, I was like, I got just a piece because it really ties to fit together.

[James Harris]

I like the placement of the chest pocket. It's kind of Like a little lower.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

Little wider.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. This is a Type one. Is the. Is the name.

[James Harris]

Is that normally where it is on a.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

On a Type one? Yeah.

[James Harris]

It's not higher up.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's asymmetrical and kind of like mid torso belted back. A really nice wash, which is what I was drawn to. Looks real good with the actually cool cargo pants, honestly, in my opinion.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

If.

[James Harris]

Did Jenna tell you that if you're not shopping in house lines, you are bricking it? And I wrote about this on a previous platform that sh. Be named where TDR Haven Trebien Smock at Mohawk General Store. All these in house lines, like, they're coming from the biggest brains in the world. And these guys, their job is literally the shop.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yep.

[James Harris]

So of course they're going to be inspired and have like, the references and the knowledge, like create the best fucking shit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And I would say.

[James Harris]

And also probably price it. You know, I was.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's a fucking value play these. I mean, because they. I mean, listen, it's like you're. They're wholesale to themselves. And you as the customer, you're the winner, are the. You're the benefactor. So shout out tdr. Thank you to our friends at the garb store Banger. Perfect for the first day officially of light outerwear season. It has commenced. It is beautiful. The shirt is an Emporio Armani, our legacy shirt that is kind of like a popover meets a tunic meets a tuxedo shirt. It's probably my favorite thing that I got from their most recent drop from that fantastic collaboration the last time you shopped.

[James Harris]

But I haven't, as you'll hear about one month from now.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The last time I. I shopped for. Well, because you said supreme doesn't count. I got some supreme heaters on deck.

[James Harris]

Dude, cool. We're to the Netspend concert.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I don't like.

[Dana]

I.

[T-Mobile Announcer]

We.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You don't agree that supreme still has it?

[James Harris]

Dude, I agree that supreme still has it. I'm just like, we don't have to have this conversation because we already had it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Not about supreme, though.

[James Harris]

I. When I said, when was the last time you shopped from a real brand? I meant like, come on, like, when did you make, like, a real financial commitment to like, something serious? Not like, oh, this is like that, but it's cheaper.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I bought two of the same jacket in different colorways from the most recent supreme collection. And. And drop that. They might have been both over 200 bucks.

[James Harris]

That's a real.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's a real purchase.

[James Harris]

Yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Anyway, I'll be debuting those on the POD as soon as they touch down sometime soon. But this shirt, I. I love this shirt. It's probably. I haven't worn it on POD yet. It's perfect for today because, like, the last time I wore it was at Paris Fashion Week when it was sweltering. And the shirt is extremely breathable. I would show you the back, but I don't want to take off my brand new TDR jacket. There is, like, vents in the back of the shirt.

[James Harris]

Vents? Vertical. Why do you go vertical?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

They're ver. Like vertical. Yeah. It's a must be. Based on a genius design from the big brain of Mr. Georgio Armani himself. But the shirt. I've been watching House of Guinness, and it kind of looks like the. Because it's a band collar or a mandarin collar, whatever you want to. Whatever term you want to use that they, like, kind of wore that or that they do wear in that show. I don't know if you've watched that at all. It's fine.

[James Harris]

I like Peaky Blinders.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh.

[James Harris]

So, of course I was gonna give this a go. I love Guinness, bro. Are you splitting the G while you're watching that?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No.

[James Harris]

Or does it make you thirsty?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

There's. Can I be real? I wish there was more beer talk. It's. It's a. It's a fail.

[James Harris]

Why is this.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yo.

[James Harris]

Any more beer talk in my life?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Family and political drama? Pass. Yeah, Beer.

[James Harris]

Cool. Good. I like beer.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, right.

[James Harris]

Larry likes beer.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I like beer. You watch one episode, I started watching.

[James Harris]

It, and I wanted to like it, but one. I can't root against the Catholics, right? Because, like, they're like the down. They're like the bad guys. I think, at least in this one episode, it. They're like the. They're like. Yeah, it's because they're. It's a Northern family.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I. I believe that the Guinness family are not just English sympathizers, but they're actually Protestants, so.

[James Harris]

Exactly. Yes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So you.

[James Harris]

So I can't root against the Catholics because they're like the. The.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah, the. The. They're like the surgeons.

[James Harris]

They're like this scuzzy mob, right?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Whatever preceded the. The fe. The Fenians. Yes, they're the.

[James Harris]

But they're portrayed as, like, the dirty mop that the House of Guinness has to, like, triumph over and outwit or just, like, out muscle. You haven't.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You haven't met the babe yet. The sister. She's a hot. She's a hot Catholic, a hot Fenian. I'm rooting for her.

[James Harris]

Okay. Yeah. Did meet her. Okay, why don't you rank her with the other Irish pogs? And then the carpets match and then, I don't know, there's a, like, there's a brawl and then there's just, like. Yeah, and Peaky Blinders. There's a lot of, like, Nick Cave music, like, when, like, they're fighting and shit.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's a little weird. The writer, creator of both these series loves a anachronistic needle drop.

[James Harris]

It's a little weird, but it worked at least better in Peaky fucking Blinders.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Than it did Blinders.

[James Harris]

Okay. Then in House of Guinness, where they're dropping, like, edm.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Well, they did Fontaine, like, Kneecap, DC and Kneecap, which are Irish bands.

[James Harris]

Yes, I understand, but it just is a little too, like, jarring. Takes you out of it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

This show, I will not be watching more. Right.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So I finished the series. It's, it's mid. I can see it being enjoyable.

[James Harris]

Chuggable.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's, it's chuggable slop. You know, I, I, it's not Beer of Prestige tv. It's, it's not as enjoyable as a pint of the black stuff, but it moves fairly quick. There's a great fucking dong hang that. People are debating whether or not it's this guy's real dick or prosthetic. He claimed that it's real, but the comments seem to be disagreeing with that. Why would you basically flop it?

[James Harris]

Why would you claim real meat if it's not real? That's like, what, like, you're gonna get found out. You're gonna get exposed.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You're gonna get. No pun intended.

[James Harris]

You're gonna get literally exposed. That's insane. I mean, so I have to, I feel inclined to believe him. I think it's real because it's like, if you are going to make that claim, you are a. If you're lying, I'm going to go.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

On the record and say that that is, That's a real banger. No mash. That's.

[James Harris]

How big is it?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's so. It's a, it's a c. It's flaccid. And he's getting out of the bathtub and he's getting dried off by the butler. It's. Bro, that is a 7 inch flaccid hanger, dude. It is. It was impressive. Not crazy thick. And then I'm, I wanna, I wanna say that is. That's an, that's an. That's uncut right from. You the, the lighting in the bathroom. You definitely. Oh. Then the thing is, he turns around and you get the good like fast bender in shame. Like the, the hang from the, from the, you could see, you could see it from the back, dude. Anyway, so if you want to pass some time and if you think beer is cool and you want to peep some meat.

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[James Harris]

Go watch the beer show. No, it's funny. Like I, I tried watching because I think we are in a low moment, very low. And I've finished all English teacher in a few days, so that's that.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's, that's everything that everyone, it's cracked that everyone's saying what it's cracked up to be. Yeah, I haven't watched it yet.

[James Harris]

You should watch it. It's funny. It's very like snappy, very quick witted, very. Just like dialogy. Our boy Jordan Firstman's in there.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

Then the other. So I was kind of like, I.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Was like, ah, TVs like.

[James Harris]

Feels kind of mid right now. Like Real House of Sog City. Absolutely on fire. Besides that though, I couldn't find anything, but. And then I tried House of Guinness. Eh?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

Unlike you. If I realize something's mid, I'm not going to devote the next 10 hours of my life to watching it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I think it was closer to eight hours.

[James Harris]

Okay. But the lowdown. Oh yeah. Finally found a show. The Lowdown. Ethan Hawke. I'm not really an Ethan Hawke guy. And the way that they. The review, I read about it that kind of convinced me to do it. He's like, oh, you know when he plays John Brown in that show that nobody watched, it's like some of the best acting and one of the most underrated shows of the last like five years.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

But it's by the guy that did Reservation Dogs, which I also didn't watch, but everyone loves.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Very rated.

[James Harris]

And yeah, this show, it's good. It's about like a investigated journalist, independent journalist in Tulsa, Oklahoma who starts like poking around and, and pulling on the thread of like a white supremacist family that is like putting the, you know, like runs Tulsa and like buying up on this property and they're up to no good and there's like skinheads. Killer Mike plays the proprietor of a strip club with an eye patch.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

How, how's his acting?

[James Harris]

Killer Mike in the first episode, kind of like a little hammed up.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

But then I think he like finds his, finds his groove. I'm only two episodes in.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

You've been on fire with the wreck So I definitely want to check it out. I kind of was put off by just the way. I mean. Okay, don't. Don't criticize me. This is truly my first.

[James Harris]

There's not that much beer in the show.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Just my first thought watching the trailer was. I was like, why does it like it. Why is it shy? Why does it look. It like looked cheap. Like to me it looked like just the look wasn't right. So I was like, this doesn't feel like maybe a lot of effort was put in where it's like on some prestige level shit.

[James Harris]

Well, they're in fucking Tulsa, Oklahoma. Like, how are you going to make Tulsa, Oklahoma look sick? Like there's no grand architecture backdrops or set pieces. Maybe that's just not the emphasis of the show. It really just like. It's all. I think it's like a plot and character.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

Is what's driving the show. It's not. It's not set pieces. It's not the costumes, like the band calls. It's not the.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's meant like the cinematography and how it was shot.

[James Harris]

But yeah, sure.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Just looked like the lighting even. I was like, what is going on here?

[James Harris]

Look cheap.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Anyway, I'm gonna check it out. I tried the paper. Yeah.

[James Harris]

The.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Is that the office spin off that's back. Shout out Eric Rahil, who's hilarious. He's in it. But yeah, to me that just. It wasn't. It wasn't.

[James Harris]

You hated it but you finished it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, no, no. That I.

[James Harris]

Damn. That's how you know it's really bad if Larry doesn't finish it.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. So I. Yeah, I could use.

[James Harris]

Honestly.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah. I mean right now. Yeah, I need. I need something because there's no really new movies on streaming that I'm trying to see either. So I need. I need something to fill my fucking days.

[James Harris]

Yeah. All right. So the band caller shirt.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. Right, sorry.

[James Harris]

Oh, well, yeah.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Beater, Cortez hat, Austria. And the underwear is Brady brand. What do you wear? Oh, Sonny's are somebody.

[James Harris]

Nice. The shoes are brand new hikers from our legacy. It's new boot, the Quest boot. It's got a big fat. First of all, I love the brown and black combination.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's what a combo.

[James Harris]

I had to. What really drew me to them. I also bought a pair of the brown and black and brown. The brown and black ten pin bowling shoes.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Yeah.

[James Harris]

Because I love my all black one so, so much. I was like, oh, I need the. I need you. I need it. I need the other colorway.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Jimmy likey. Black and brown.

[James Harris]

Relax.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'm giving you a taste of your own medicine.

[James Harris]

Okay? Yeah. The quest.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The.

[James Harris]

Their hiker boot. No, I will not be hiking these.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Are they heavy?

[James Harris]

They're pretty heavy. They're pretty hefty, but it's like a very supple leather kevlar sick mudguard. So my toes are bulletproof. And I like this bulbous ass toe.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

With the National Guard storms the five boroughs. You could protect yourself. They shoot at your feet.

[James Harris]

Those boys need some GLP1. I like the bulbous toe. Yeah, it's weird. It kind of like B vibes. It makes n. I wouldn't say B. Martin Rose. It definitely makes the shoe a little stubby feeling.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay.

[James Harris]

The fact that it, like, curls up at the toe a little bit, but they look great. Thanks. I mean, our legacy. They're. They're. They are. The price is a bit steep.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, yeah.

[James Harris]

They're a bit of a.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But it's a forever boot.

[James Harris]

Yeah, it's a forever boot. I think.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

So you just, you know, cost. You can cost per.

[James Harris]

Wear your way true to size. I went down from a 42 to 41. And I'm like. I'm like, if these were any smaller, I would be in trouble. Okay.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Right on the precipice.

[James Harris]

Right on the press space. Like, I can feel my toes, like, a little jammed up, but we're good.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Okay. I just love yo what a. I love that exaggerated mudguard, folks. You know, it's like. It's like a DMA on steroids. And I mean that in a great way. We love dma. Shout out our friends in the Dolomites. But this is. Yeah, it's somewhere between. You know what it is? Okay. Correct me if I'm wrong. This is like if a dma and this is all fucking positive. This complimentary DMA and a Balenciaga boot and had a kid. This is. This is what you would get. And I mean that in the. And that's a. That's a beautiful child.

[James Harris]

Yeah. Great hardware. Yeah. So little Jimmy treat. The socks are Manresa. The trousers are Jean Erica copped when I was in Sweden. She eat in the belt is our legacy workshop. White belt, no dick dangle. The zip polo is vintage. Com de garcon. Oh.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What year do you know?

[James Harris]

I want to say like 91. 90. The tag is faded. I do appreciate that. CDG does date all their. Okay. And with the season. But the tags are too faded to. To see. But according to grailed, it's like 99. 92 to 95.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

That's a great shirt. It reminds me of. Have I ever talked about the Schlossman's magic shirt ever on the show. The magic Shirt.

[James Harris]

That's a great shirt. Let's talk about my. How it released me.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, no, because it's literally. Okay. So growing up, I had a kind of like, velour zip polo. It wasn't.

[James Harris]

That's what this is.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It wasn't a full zip, though. It was just like a, you know, whatever, quarter. But not a quarter zip because it had, I guess, technically, but short sleeve. And I wore it on picture day, and I believe the brand. It was Ocean Pacific Op. Remember that brand? Yeah. And it's called the Magic shirt because at my house, it. I have. It was me wearing it in a school picture, and it just so happened to, like, work perfectly also for my brother, who wore it on picture day as well. So I don't know where it is, but my parents or my mom really always called it the magic shirt. And it brought her a lot of pleasure that both me and my brother, five years apart, wore it on picture day. And it looked fantastic on both of us.

[James Harris]

Sick.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

But it was very. But the stripes on that were horizontal.

[James Harris]

Maybe I'll give this to your brother in five years.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I mean, I don't know, dude. Maybe if you. If the GLP1s don't work out and you outgrow it or something.

[James Harris]

You know what?

[Lawrence Schlossman]

The GLP ones don't work out and you outgrow it.

[James Harris]

Oh, you know, not on glp.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

No, I'm just saying, you know.

[James Harris]

Okay. Okay.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

We're gonna talk about them later.

[James Harris]

I thought the jacket is a buttery leather. Because it is finally, like, we're saying leather weather, baby. Not just. Not just trucker, not just denim jacket. Not just lightweight outer weather.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Leather weather.

[James Harris]

Shout out. The boys on the west coast who, I don't know, every single season, they somehow put out more. Another leather banger.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'm gonna need a second leather for sure.

[James Harris]

Or a third or a fourth. And their denim, too, is just.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Oh, I like everything. It's like. It's like cropped.

[James Harris]

It is cropped. It is cropped.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And it's like a dark brown.

[James Harris]

Yeah, it's like a cocoa. Cocoa. It's a cocoa.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

What's the. Is there, like. There's interior pockets?

[James Harris]

Oh, yeah. I think it is like a crop blazer.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

It's. It's. I was gonna say it's kind of like a sport coat. Yeah. Like a leather blazer, but cropped. And, you know, it's not on their.

[James Harris]

Site right now, but maybe.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

I'm pretty sure I have the previous iteration that was. That was like longer. That was more like you're like kind of like your uncut gems Howie Bling type. But I like this. This is a little more fashion forward.

[James Harris]

Yes, sir.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

And less gaba Ghoul core. Yeah, like mine, which is. It's still good. I love it.

[Dana]

Just saying.

[James Harris]

Sunglasses are sun buddies and sipping on a hydro flask of low size finest. All right.

[Jeff]

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[Zoe]

Jeff Bridges, why are you still living above our garage?

[Jeff]

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[Dana]

Dana.

[Zoe]

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[Jeff]

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[Dana]

Nice.

[Zoe]

Jeffrey, you heard them.

[Jeff]

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[James Harris]

Get the new iPhone 17 Pro on.

[Lawrence Schlossman]

Us with eligible trade in in any condition.

[Jeff]

So what are we having for lunch?

[Zoe]

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[James Harris]

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