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Narrator/Advertiser
I'm gonna pull over and ask that man for directions.
Hi there.
We're looking to get to the campground.
T-Mobile Representative
Well, you're gonna take a left at the old oak tree end of this here road. No, I'm just kidding. Let me get my phone out.
Narrator/Advertiser
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T-Mobile Representative
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Narrator/Advertiser
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Larry James
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T-Mobile Representative
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Podcast Host
Welcome to a midweek, boys only for our best friends behind the paywall. This week we're around getting silly after a long one. Yo. With Aaron Maldonado, the biggest brain, biggest sweetheart in streetwear.
Larry James
Yeah. This also made me think of how you can't handle a big sandwich.
Podcast Host
Have you seen these sandwiches?
Larry James
Yeah, but it's just Two meals. It's two. It's you two. You buy a sandwich, you get two sandwiches.
Podcast Host
Yeah, of course, but have you seen these sandwiches? And then you're over there scoffing, have you seen these sandwiches? Yes, but I used to get, like, the Godfather or, like, their great hangover sandwich. And then you. And then you, like, feel like more shit afterwards.
Larry James
Remember how we bonded over splitting the Subway? Not splitting, but we used to get a Subway find our foot long. You have two meals. Yeah.
Podcast Host
Jared from Subway saved our lives.
Larry James
Yeah. Jared did nothing wrong when we were
Podcast Host
young, dumb, and full come. Who was there for us?
Larry James
Jared. Jared Fogel was there for all the young boys. Yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to scoff at you. It's just like. Like, you won't get it because.
Podcast Host
Show you this sandwich, no nuts and what's.
Larry James
Okay. And what's the price? Because then it's like, yo, divide it by two and then.
Podcast Host
But that's not what you're saying when you're like, yo, you can't handle it.
Larry James
Oh, you.
Podcast Host
Bro.
Larry James
You're a.
Podcast Host
You can't handle the sandwich.
Larry James
It just. It just sounded like you didn't eat
Podcast Host
anything at the dinner last night.
Larry James
I had a piece of black miso cod. A filet. I'd already eaten. I already had my dinner.
Podcast Host
Look at this.
Larry James
That's actually a lot smaller than I was thinking. I think I thought it was going to be a hoagie.
Podcast Host
That's the. That's the cross section.
Larry James
Yeah, but that's a round roll.
Podcast Host
Is this it? I don't know. Whatever.
Larry James
Yeah, okay.
Podcast Host
Yeah. I'm not a man. I can't handle a sandwich. No, no, it's just.
Larry James
Just a big sandwich for me. It's like, okay, well, I can have that on two occasions and if it's good, if it's delicious.
Podcast Host
But that's. Come on. Anyway, let's move on. Okay. Aaron, what a g. How do we get to sandwiches? We're just trying to sing Aaron's praises over here.
Larry James
Big brain, bright future, big sandwich. Big sandwich. Even bigger sandwiches. Yeah.
Podcast Host
Let's do a fit check real quick before we get into all that.
Larry James
I'm wearing second layer rider boots. The socks are. The socks are, man. Risa, the. Yeah. They would pair really well with his Kawasaki knit, which, honestly, I don't know if you remember, is so sick. Suzuki Kawasaki.
Podcast Host
I think he said Suzuki.
Larry James
Either one of the two. Not that they're interchangeable, but they. They both have their marriage. Japanese. I was going to say pants. Yeah, you. You know what? The pejorative term for those are what you. I can't say it like a Kawasaki or Suzuki. Oh, an R rocket.
Podcast Host
Oh, yeah.
Larry James
But that's where my mind went. I'm terrible.
Podcast Host
I didn't know that. You don't.
Larry James
You never. You never heard. Yeah, but. But I exist in. In the world.
Podcast Host
Society.
Larry James
Society which. Which needs to be mobile. Get around. The pants are vintage Carhartt double knees, the beaters Cortez. The fleece quarter zip sweatshirt sweater thing is mountain hardware. And the jacket is a bare knuckles bomber. And the hat is Sorbara's. And the underwear are actually boxers today because I'm coming up on a dire situation in terms of laundry. But these are by hand work.
Podcast Host
How dire we talking?
Larry James
Got one more pair of boxers and then so yeah, I have to do. I have to do laundry tomorrow.
Advertiser/Marketing Voice
Has your.
Podcast Host
Now that you're a gym bro and you're yapping out macros in group settings.
Larry James
Yeah, I gotta. I gotta not.
Podcast Host
Has your laundry loads. Pause doubled. Yeah, we got bigger loads now.
Larry James
Yeah. Just me stretching out that work and avoiding laundry as much as possible. Yes. Basically been cut in half exclusively like a big ass sandwich.
Podcast Host
How have you. I'm curious about this. Yeah. Legitimately curious. What are your gym sl. Sweating in tops? Cuz I imagine you do like, like, like okay, you do whatever sneakers. What are. What are your gym sneakers?
Larry James
Mizuno Wave Runner 2.0.
Podcast Host
Okay. Sick Gym shorts.
Larry James
Throwing Fitz pod shorts of every flavor that ever existed.
Advertiser/Marketing Voice
Yep.
Podcast Host
Taste the rainbow.
Larry James
Y.
Podcast Host
And then the tea Skims. Skims, whatever. Boxer briefs.
Larry James
Yeah. Yeah. A boxer briefs. And then. Yeah. And then the tops are just any. I don't really because of a lot of reasons. Mainly I. I'm in the gym because I hate my body. I don't really wear like just tea. I'm not a T shirt wearer. Right. Like at the. At the crib. T. But I'm not like ever even when it's like hot out, you know, I'm not just like bus busting out the crib in a tea. So the teas I just wear to the gym, they're just like whatever. So like yesterday was an oasis tee that I got at the reunion show.
Podcast Host
Like you're wearing like your tier one tees.
Larry James
I don't know if they're. I wouldn't call them tier one those. That merch was pretty bad quality.
Podcast Host
Okay.
Larry James
And then today the was the. A great tea, but it's old and kind of like the big bean Neil Young harvest moon tea, which is a great tea. Arguably was tier one. Now it's, you know, cracked and faded and. Yeah.
Podcast Host
Just so things, like, trickle down for a tier one, like, you wear out or you wear under some shit, and then. Yeah, tier two is.
Larry James
Jim, I don't know if I. Listen, I have teas that maybe there's some actual vintage tees that, like a vintage Bowie or Beatles tea or some stuff that, like. Yeah, you just have, like.
Podcast Host
Like, shitty tees you just throw on to, like, sweat in.
Larry James
They're like, all. All my teas. I just don't. I don't respect any T shirt.
Podcast Host
Okay.
Larry James
Graphic tee. I just, you know, I have some, like, my own, like, supreme relics that I, like, bought over the years, like Sade or the abstract art one or what? I just, like, those wouldn't. But the graphic make would make you sweat too much. Yeah. So I think, like, besides those, anything else is fair game.
Podcast Host
What about you wearing a hat?
Larry James
Yes, I have the dirty water performance hat. That's like my gym hat.
Podcast Host
You wash that ever?
Larry James
Yes.
Podcast Host
Okay.
Larry James
I mean, it's just like.
Podcast Host
It sounds like only one hat.
Larry James
Yeah. I should get more performance hats because, like. Yeah, I don't. I'm not. I'm waking up. I got crazy bedhead, and I'm going to the gym, not showering before the gym. So, yeah, I probably do need more, you know. That's a great point. I need more performance hats right now.
Podcast Host
It's just the one watch.
Larry James
Jules, no.
Podcast Host
Doing a gym fit check. All right.
Larry James
Nothing, Nothing. And then the socks. Just the same, like these, man. Reese's. They'll probably be worn to the gym tomorrow just to keep. Keep the laundry as light as possible.
Podcast Host
Because you're not doing movements right. You're tossing plates.
Larry James
I mean, I'm walking on. I'm doing my hot girl walk to start. I always start. Always start with cardio. And then. Yeah. Just basically tossing plates. Yeah, that's. That's the gym and pod fit check from Larry James.
Podcast Host
How's your tennis elbow?
Larry James
Well, it's funny. I got a message today. I heard us debating that, and he said, wes, my guy, Wes, bro, you
Podcast Host
should hit him up.
Larry James
No, no, no. It might. You know, honestly, I'll just look right now, because if it is west, then. No, Johnny. Johnny Wynn. Johnny Wynn said, yo, I have tennis elbow, too. I lift heavy and pretty regularly, and it can happen in just one arm. Don't listen to Jimmy. Get these sleeves. And he sent me these cuffs.
Podcast Host
Does he get a. Does he get a affiliate link?
Larry James
I don't. Honestly, I don't Know, Jenna does it all the time when people ask her for shit. Which, like, you should do. Send the shop my link.
Podcast Host
Sure.
Larry James
And he said it will also help you lift a little bit more. So I'm listen, by the way, two. And I don't even need it for the non Jerk off arm.
Narrator/Advertiser
Yo.
Larry James
Imagine you start jerking off with a compression cuff. Yo, it makes you jerk off harder.
Podcast Host
You can crank more.
Larry James
No, but it is something that, like, it's not at a point where it's making me, like, miss days, especially as I'm trying to develop good habits and routines, but I'm, like, pretty excited to. To maybe just, like, nip this in the bud.
Podcast Host
Yeah, bro.
Larry James
What do you wear today?
Podcast Host
Our Legacy Quest boots On the feats. The socks are from Lusso.
Larry James
Oh, Cloud. Yeah, but Lusso Cloud.
Podcast Host
First of all, Luco slippers are disgusting because, like, just. I just. They're ran through because I wore them around the crib. I think I might have tossed them, honestly. They were, like, gross. Just like, being dirty.
Larry James
You're talking to a. A tosser. Mine are long gone.
Podcast Host
Yeah, just like, foot sweat. Just like, you know, you don't wear super comfortable.
Larry James
You don't wear my socks at the crib.
Podcast Host
I don't really wear socks around the crib.
Larry James
That's how. Unfortunately, anything whether Lusso slippers. Uggs, they're gonna get torched and disgusting and smell like a salt and vinegar chip.
Podcast Host
If you don't wear this, mine aren't gonna smell. They're just like. I don't have smelly feet.
Larry James
I think. I. I'm not saying that I have particularly smelly feet either.
Podcast Host
I just.
Larry James
You are. That's.
Podcast Host
I think you're saying your feet smell like salt and vinegar chips.
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Release Date: February 25, 2026
Hosts: Throwing Fits (James Harris & Lawrence Schlossman)
Guest: Aaron Maldonado (Mentioned, but not present in this preview)
This midweek Patreon-exclusive “boys only” episode brings listeners behind the paywall for an unfiltered, silly, and intimate hangout with the Throwing Fits hosts. The core discussions revolve around style routines, gym and daily fits, the evolution of menswear, and the gentle roasting of each other’s habits, folding in plenty of irreverent banter, inside jokes, and candid life talk.
On sandwich portioning:
“You buy a sandwich, you get two sandwiches.” – Larry (02:19)
Subway nostalgia:
“Jared from Subway saved our lives.” – Host (02:40)
“Jared did nothing wrong when we were… young, dumb, and full come. Who was there for us? Jared. Jared Fogel was there for all the young boys.” – Larry (02:42–02:46)
On worn-out t-shirts:
“All my tees. I just don’t respect any T-shirt.” – Larry (07:11)
On house shoes:
“They’re gonna get torched and disgusting and smell like a salt and vinegar chip.” – Larry (09:55)
Gym habits:
“Always start with cardio and then… tossing plates. That’s the gym and pod fit check from Larry James.” – Larry (08:15–08:26)
This Patreon preview captures Throwing Fits at their most candid: riffing on everything from sandwich logistics to failing laundry cycles, from gym style hierarchies to the granular details of slipper hygiene. With Aaron Maldonado as a recurring touchstone for “the biggest brain in streetwear,” the hosts cleverly connect the broader theme of menswear’s moment in the zeitgeist to everyday routines and running jokes—all while providing a window into their uniquely personal relationships with clothing, fitness, and each other. Fans and newcomers alike will find this a representative, entertaining slice of the Throwing Fits experience.