*PATREON PREVIEW* My Brother in Christ, You Wore the Jacket

Summary

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Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits – PATREON PREVIEW My Brother in Christ, You Wore the Jacket

Date: May 13, 2026
Episode Theme:
A classic “boys only” episode featuring Jimmy and Larry riffing on style mishaps, personal outfits, and their unfiltered thoughts on current menswear trends—with plenty of humorous self-deprecation, brotherly ribbing, and unsolicited advice (including a style intervention for their friend, Hassan Piker).

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1. Episode Overview

This midweek bonus episode finds hosts Jimmy and Larry decompressing after a previous long recording session with guest Michael Hope. They open with their hallmark “fit check” and quickly spiral into detailed (and often hilarious) critiques of their own outfit choices, struggles with vintage sizing, and the eternal quest for style authenticity. Highlights include a live analysis of a friend’s questionable fit, honest brand appraisals, and a peek into the realities of dressing as a grown “dirtbag” navigating the ever-shifting zeitgeist.

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2. Key Discussion Points and Insights

A. Fit Check Riff & Wardrobe Confessions (00:47–04:49)

• Larry’s Fit (“nice boy fit”):

  • Shoes: The Row eel soft loafers
  • Socks: Uniqlo
  • Pants: Dickies/Our Legacy Workshop in “hummus” color (“Fits right in Miami… they were just right there on top of the laundry pile, so I was like, I’ll iron them and wear them today.” [01:19–01:28])
  • Shirt: Ruby Rosa (with subtle “R” embroidery: “The R…like Rari Schlossman, also Raph Simons uses a similar R” [01:45–02:01])
  • Hat: Sorr Baras
  • Underwear: Skims

• Jimmy’s Fit:

  • Sneakers: Asics
  • Socks: Nike Drifties
  • Jeans: “Genetica Swedish homies”
  • Shirt: Vintage Karon, which he’s about to retire due to fit issues (“When I sit…look at this. Terrible. You got a bit of a belly boner.” [02:56–03:02])

• Fashion Faux Pas & Live Critique:

  • Jimmy debates tossing his problematic vintage shirt, with Larry suggesting it’s designed as a “short sleeve shacket: you need a tee under that.” [02:51–02:56]
  • Discussion of size woes with vintage Japanese shirts (“It’s like a 46…Why are you…you can fit a 40!” [04:05–04:08])
  • Brief dalliances with shirtless podcasting and showing off tattoos [04:18–04:19]

B. Brand Allegiances & Hot Takes (04:43–05:15)

• Noah Brand Discussion:

  • Jimmy wears a Noah Barber jacket, jokes about both hosts wearing the same shade of blue.
  • Larry objects to the recurring accusation that he’s a “Noah hater,” defending his genuine feelings but is ribbed by Jimmy, “You are, dude.” [05:01]

• Jimmy’s Most-Hated Brands (Jokingly):

  • Bodhi, Balenciaga, Noah, J. Press, Rowing Blazers (“There’s so many more…” [05:16–05:18])

• Pragmatics of Outerwear:

  • Larry’s raincoat selection process when battling drizzle, aspiring not to look like “an old stick of mayonnaise.” [05:32–05:38]

C. “My Brother in Christ, You Wore the Clothes” & Hassan Piker’s Poor Fit (05:51–07:41)

• Phrase Origin:

  • “My brother in Christ, you wore the clothes,” becomes the running joke and episode title, highlighting the struggle between intention and execution with one’s outfits.

• Hassan Piker Fit Roast:

  • Jimmy details his Instagram DM interaction critiquing Hassan’s questionable outfit: a purple eggplant blazer, navy trousers, and a cartoon character tie.
  • “If you’re doing separate jacket and pants, I’d do a stronger contrasting color… wouldn’t keep them in the same color family. Purple, navy…the trousers are too short, but like, he’s a Hulk so that’s understandable.” [06:41–06:56]
  • On the cartoon tie by Kid Super: “Kid Super equals mid pooper. Why do you have a cartoon character near your tie?” [07:20–07:25]
  • Larry’s verdict: “Our brother in arms, bro, this is bad.” [07:16–07:20]
  • Recognition that pants fitting is hard for tall, “brolic-ass beasts” like Hassan: “He’s like 6’5…It’s hard to find pants that fit.” [07:33–07:36]

D. Freebies, Knicks T-Shirts & Closing Banter (07:41–08:07)

• Jimmy mentions prepping to throw on a Knicks playoff T-shirt post-recording (a double XL freebie handed out at the game), giving a glimpse into the realities of hoodie and T-shirt “rotation” (“I got this when I went to game one in round one…it’s the free T-shirt on the seats.” [07:57–08:06])

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3. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On the struggle with wearing certain shirts:
  • Jimmy: “When I sit…look at this. Terrible. You got a bit of a belly boner.” [03:00–03:02]
• On being accused of hating the Noah brand:
  • Larry: “No, you say that a lot and I’m really not.” [04:59]
  • Jimmy: “You are, dude.” [05:01]
• On Hassan's fit attempt:
  • Jimmy: “Kid Super equals mid pooper. Why do you have a cartoon character near your tie?” [07:20–07:25]
  • Larry: “Our brother in arms, bro, this is bad.” [07:16–07:20]
• On fashion intentions vs. execution:
  • Jimmy: “My brother in Christ, you wore the clothes.” [05:51]
• On tall guy style challenges:
  • Larry: “He’s like, six five. It’s hard to find pants that fit when you’re a brolic ass beast.” [07:33–07:36]

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4. Timestamps of Notable Segments

• 00:47 – Fit check begins
• 01:19 – Larry’s summer pants and Miami dig
• 03:00 – Jimmy’s live fit critique and retirement of the shirt
• 05:51 – “My brother in Christ, you wore the clothes” segment
• 06:10 – Hassan Piker fit roast
• 07:20 – Cartoon tie condemnation
• 07:57 – Knicks playoff T-shirt discussion

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Summary Takeaway

This episode delivers classic Throwing Fits energy: playful, self-aware, and engrossed in the minutiae of menswear, all filtered through their trademark “grown dirtbag” banter. Whether breaking down their own wardrobe choices or roast-texting industry friends, Jimmy and Larry keep things brutally honest but always funny—anchored by the ever-relatable struggle of actually pulling off the fits they envision.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

welcome to another midweek, boys only around getting silly with Jimmy and Larry after an hour 40.

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Yep.

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With Michael the ruler.

[C]

Michael Hope. The. The great white Hope.

[B]

The great Mike Hope.

[C]

Yeah, there it is. Yeah, whatever.

[B]

Towards the real quick. Let's do a fit check.

[C]

Oh.

[B]

As if you're dressed up. Going somewhere tonight. It's a very nice boy fit. That's what.

[C]

Oh, I guess a little nice boy. The loafers are the row eel soft loafers. The socks are uniqlo. The pants are dickies. Our legacy workshop.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

When I was packing for some travel, I was like, yo, let me dig through some summer pants. Forgot I own these nice little hummus. Colorway Hummus worn today in a very.

[B]

They fit right in Miami then.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was looking for. But I was digging around for Miami pants. Yeah. And yeah, it was just. They were just right there on top of the laundry pile. So I was like, I'll iron them and wear them today.

[B]

Hummus. Let me get my Lobna. Let me get my. My Lobna colored pants.

[C]

Yep. All that stuff. The beaters, Cortez. The shirt is Ruby Rosa.

[B]

Yo. So I saw the R. Like I'm, you know, when we're potting with Mike, I'm like looking over and I see the R was like, wait, his name Rari Schlossman.

[C]

Also, this was an R for. It was like a. Also Raph uses similar R in like embroidery on like polos and stuff as well. So if anything, it's like, what is that, a raft shirt? I don't know.

[B]

Walk around with an R on your wrist. An art insignia. It's kind of in this day and

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age, I believe it's. It's the.

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Don't worry, folks.

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He's. It's a blue shirt.

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He's gonna be okay.

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It's a blue shirt.

[B]

So you can see the R right here.

[C]

It's. It's subtle. It's subtle branding. Yeah. The shirt is ruby roses. That's what the R is for. The hat is sor Baras. The underwear are skims. James, what do you wear.

[B]

The sneakers are as 6. The socks are Nike Drifties. The jeans are genetica Swedish homies. The shirt is vintage Karon. I don't like. I gotta get rid of this shirt.

[C]

You wore my brother in Christ. You wore the shirt.

[B]

I know. And I think this might be its final.

[C]

Final. Why? Can you tell me more?

[B]

So when I'm standing, it's fine, right? And I like that it's little pockets here.

[C]

Yeah, it's. You know what it. This is? It's short sleeve shacket, my friends. You need a tea under that.

[B]

The problem is when I sit. Look at this. Look at this. Terrible.

[C]

You got a. You got a bit of a belly boner.

[B]

Did you see me? Did you not notice me throughout the whole entirety of the episode, like folding it up like this so that it would sit right?

[C]

No, but I was more. I was more focused on our guest. I wasn't looking at you adjusting him. I see what you're saying, but. So why not. Why not sit down? Adjusted all the way around the full circumference and then not even thinking about it while sitting down. Because that'll fix your problem, Right? But look at your sides. You got to do the whole thing, brother.

[B]

If you touch the little too. It's a little too structured to be worn as like the only shirt.

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You know your colors.

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I love the pattern. I love the details. I love the. The length.

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You're not a beater guy or a tank top guy, but that's kind of what you're not miss. Because then you.

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I want to wear it open.

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No, I don't want to wear.

[B]

I don't want to be the guy wearing an open. An open shirt over tea or beater. I don't.

[C]

Tea is not crazy. No. All right, so then we're just. We're going to flip this.

[B]

Yeah, maybe.

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Maybe that'll fit Skinny Larry. Let me know what's your best and final.

[B]

I don't think it will, but if you want to give it a shot. I will be changing into a Knicks round one playoff T shirt.

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You're. Wait, what size? It was like a Japanese meeting.

[B]

It's like a 46. What?

[C]

Why are you. You can fit a 40.

[B]

I mean, listen, I wear 46o.

[C]

Yeah, that's. I mean, I think I'm too brolic.

[B]

That's the thing.

[C]

No, I think, I think that's, you know, it's a bummer too cuz the length is actually like perfect when you're standing.

[B]

Should I take my shirt off for the camera?

[C]

I mean, if you want to show off. Show off the ink.

[B]

I don't know where the sizing is. That's. Don't look. Don't look.

[C]

So you wore that. That's like. So you're changing because you're like, this is a pod shirt. You're like, I want to look cool on the pod.

[B]

The sizing's faded because it's vintage.

[C]

It's got to be a 40. Yeah, 48.

[B]

46. Anyway. Probably 48. Probably 48.

[C]

Final.

[B]

Probably Japanese 48. And the jacket was. Is a cheapy company.

[C]

Oh, I'm wearing a Noah Barber as well.

[B]

I forgot to mention, that's the same color as a shirt. Interesting. Very blue day.

[C]

No, I know. And I was. When I was royal blue when I was leaving the house.

[B]

No, didn't know. A hater. Lauren Schlossman. Why?

[C]

I have multiple Noah Barbers. Just none with a Popeye on the back.

[B]

But you are Noah hater.

[C]

No, you say that a lot and I'm really not.

[B]

You are, dude.

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You are not. Yes. The. My other Noah.

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It's your most hated brands. Bodhi.

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Yes.

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Balenciaga. Ironically.

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Not really. I just.

[B]

Noah.

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No.

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Well, J.

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Press Rowing blazers.

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J.

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There's so many more. The. In terms of wearing an untucked shirt for my good boy fit, I wanted some length on the raincoat because it was drizzling, which gave me un. A few options. But the best options were the number one option is my orally raincoat. The color of that almost matches the pants perfectly. I was like, I don't want to do that. I don't want to look like a. The old stick of mayonnaise. So then I just went for this and I was like, well, if I'm all the way zipped up, nobody will know that I'm double boot up and it will never get mentioned. And then lo and behold, there it is. So that's the reasoning.

[B]

My brother in Christ. You wore the clothes. Is that like, speaking of mid pooper.

[C]

Mid pooper. Yes. Terrible.

[B]

So Hassan piker, because I commented. I like just. I'm like, yo, you look like he's been trying to get me to take him shopping. You should every time he's in New York.

[C]

Great content. Do it live stream, man.

[B]

I'm like, sure, man. Like, whatever you want. And are you free now? And he's like, oh, I got a stream.

[C]

You should shop.

[B]

He sent me. He sent me a fit pick. And I know he like, I don't know if he posts this or whatever, but he sent me he always is

[C]

posting fit pics before he streams.

[B]

Sent me. Sent me today's fit pick because he's, I guess, doing it talk for the D. Oh, no, because I commented on. I was like, yo, like, bro, we need to go shopping.

[C]

Oh, you were like, this is bad.

[B]

On whatever he posted today on ig.

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Let's see.

[B]

And then he sent me today's fit. He goes, better, right?

[C]

Oh, were you honest at least?

[B]

I said, lose the hat. If you're doing. He's wearing a purple eggplant blazer and, like, navy trousers. Said, if you're doing separate jacket and pants, I do a stronger contrasting color and wouldn't keep them in the same color. Family Purple, navy. The trousers are too short. But, like, he's a hulk, so that's, like, understandable. And then. Okay, the last thing I said, lose the hat. He's wearing a hat. He's like, well, I can't. It's a DSA hat. And then I said, is that a cartoon character on your tie? Here's the fit.

[C]

Mid pooper tie. Oh, God. Jesus Christ.

[B]

Dude.

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It's son. You know, my brother in arms. Our brother in arms, bro, this is bad.

[B]

He goes, the ti. Kid super. It's a painting. I said, kid super equals mid pooper. Why do you have a. Why do you have a cartoon character near tie?

[C]

The biggest. The biggest problem as mid pooper aside is those pants. It's clearly hard.

[B]

He's like, six five.

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I know. It's hard to find pants that fit when you're a brolic ass beast. Yeah. Back to the draw.

[B]

Don't worry, buddy. We got you. You'll be. We'll get you right. Our legacy. Joe Saunder Hanes boxers. That's it. No, Nick's. Nick's tea in the pocket, so I

[C]

can throw that on the same. The same one that was thrown to or you caught or was shot out of a gun?

[B]

No, that one is a new one. Falling apart. Yeah, I got this when I went to game one in round one. It's like the free T shirt on the seats. Oh, and I know there's probably gonna be another one tonight.

[C]

The size fit.

[B]

No, it's like a double xl. But whatever, I'll just throw it on. Oh, okay.