*PATREON PREVIEW* Shag 'Em All

Summary

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Throwing Fits – PATREON PREVIEW Shag 'Em All

Date: April 22, 2026
Theme: Boys-only style banter, British irreverence, and the high standards of Guinness

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Episode Overview

In this midweek, boys-only Patreon preview, hosts Jimmy and Larry return to their roots: irreverent banter, personal flexes, and deep-dives into the weird corners of global culture. This episode kicks off with a riotous skit about British stereotypes and quickly pivots to a surprisingly nuanced appreciation of Guinness’ commitment to quality – revealing both the hosts’ love for detail and their ever-present comedic edge.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. British Accents, Parody, and Title Brainstorming

• The episode opens with the hosts poking fun at British culture, riffing on offensive British accents and imagining absurd titles for an (imaginary) Austin Powers “porn parody.”
  • “Apparently it’s very offensive when we use British accents in front of British people.” (00:45)
  • “Them fuck them all. Yeah, baby. Fuck them, fuck them all, baby.” (00:48)
  • “Shag them all. That could be a good title.” (01:00)

2. “Fit Check”: What Are You Wearing?

• Both hosts lovingly detail their current outfits, leaning into their reputations as style heads and dropping brand names liberally.
  • Larry: Ruby Rosa slippers (“They are soft and very comfortable”), Manresa socks, vintage Abercrombie cargos, Cortez beater, Kartik Research sweater (“an OG piece before the name change”), Callbo hat, Supreme Hanes underwear, Thistle sunglasses, NN07 leather jacket.
    • “I need to take them [slippers] to a cobbler and have €600 slap on a good old Vibram.” (01:49)
  • “No nationality? Yeah, brutal, dude. Brutal.” (03:00)
• Jimmy: Todd Snyder CQLP boots, Nike Drifties socks, Throng Fits 3Sixteen jeans, Throng Fits x Cheapy jacke (from the podcast’s own collab), Our Legacy “deck jacket,” MF Pen corduroy zip-up, Our Legacy and vintage Paris bracelets, Hanes boxers.
  • “That jacket from our collab is a tasty little banger.” (03:42)
  • “It was like 65 degrees in the morning and then like 35 degrees when we got out of here potting. I was like, I need an actual jacket, not my vintage Yoji trench bullshit.” (03:52)

3. Seasonal NYC Weather

• The boys grumble about the inconsistent New York weather:
  • “There was a day, as every fucking day in New York is, where it was like 65 degrees in the morning and then like 35 degrees when we got out… What season are we in? Third winter.” (03:54–04:24)

4. Professional Aspirations: Becoming a Guinness Puller

• Larry jokes about needing a career pivot—from podcaster to professional Guinness pourer (or “adjudicator”).
  • “I think I need to potentially pivot my career away from podcasting to a professional Guinness polar and... or adjudicator as well.” (05:11)
  • Jimmy banters about Larry only having mastered the word’s first two syllables: “You’re 40% there, buddy.” (05:34)
  • Larry, taking it in stride: “I just needed Dicker.” (05:37)
• The banter quickly devolves into crude wordplay:
  • “Yo, it’s your boy Crazy Larry, AKA Jew dick eater. Jesus Christ.” (05:46)

5. The Fascinating World of Guinness Adjudicators

• The segment turns surprisingly sincere as the hosts express genuine awe at the detail and professionalism of Guinness’ approach to appearances in ads and photoshoots.
  • “Guinness has professional pullers and adjudicators that they send to any shoot that like features a pint of Guinness so that it, one, looks correctly... and then two, is only allowed to be out and photographed for X amount of time before it needs to be pulled again and it needs to be replaced.” (06:11)
  • “That is a level of fidelity that, like, I think an American brewery can only dream of.” (06:34)
• The discussion draws a humorous link between this meticulousness and the “old world Euro” mentality of legacy brands.
  • “Yeah, that’s some, like, old world Euro. Like Porsche, you know, like brands that worked with the Nazis did that. Like Mercedes… Coca Cola, BMW.” (06:40–06:55)
• The duo wonders:
  • Is the puller there for aesthetics or actual product integrity, even at mere meetings?
  • How do you get such a job? What is the training like? (“What is the training like, going to like pulling school? Where do I sign up, dude?” (07:41))
  • Larry sums up: “The fact that not just anybody can set it up… Damn, dude, I’m just fucking impressed, bro.” (07:57)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On the “Shag ’Em All” Title:

  • “Shag them all. That could be a good title.” (01:00)
  • “Shag the world, dude. That’s what the Brits did. Shag, shag them all.” (01:07)

• On Brand Obsession:

  • “The jacket from our collab is a tasty little banger.” (03:42)
  • “They wore them during the shoot, so wouldn’t they?” (03:52)
  • “We got no nationality over here. We’re white, baby.” (03:08)

• On Guinness Perfectionism:

  • “That is a level of fidelity that... an American brewery can only dream of.” (06:34)
  • “I wonder if those pullers and adjudicators pull up literally to like just an exploratory meeting.” (07:21)
  • “What is the training like – going to like pulling school? Where do I sign up, dude?” (07:41)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:43 – Boys-only episode! British accent riffs and title brainstorms
• 01:30–02:58 – Extended “fit check”: Larry and Jimmy’s outfits, explained with attitude
• 03:52–04:28 – Ranting New York’s chaotic season changes
• 05:02–05:57 – Larry’s Guinness career pivot, “adjudicator” word jokes
• 06:11–08:07 – Deep dive: The world of Guinness adjudicators, meticulous brand standards

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Recap: Tone & Takeaway

This “midweek boys only” delivers the classic Throwing Fits experience: leftfield humor, candid personal style, and irreverent-but-respectful curiosity about things most people overlook—here, the behind-the-scenes standards of iconic brands. The hosts’ chemistry is as tight as ever, effortlessly swinging from crude jokes to borderline-journalistic curiosity—all with their signature “dirtbag with taste” flavor.

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If you’re a fan of off-the-cuff humor, deep-cut style talk, and surprising admiration for craft (even in a pint of Guinness), this episode brings it in spades.

Transcript

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We are joined by Jimmy and Larry around and getting silly after a goddamn gold mine with our mate.

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It's a midweek boys only.

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It's midweek boys only.

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Yeah.

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Apparently it's very offensive when we use British accents in front of British people.

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Them fuck them all. Yeah, baby. Fuck them, fuck them all, baby.

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After.

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That's the. That's the X rated version of that porn parody of Austin Powers.

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Do you want to may shag them?

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Shag them all. That could be a good title.

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Shag yo. Shag them kids.

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Shag the world, dude. That's what the Brits did. Shag, shag them all.

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I mean we learned from them. We're doing our best to emulate the Brits raping and start graping the world.

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Yeah.

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Jimmy Larry.

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After a bombastic Larry, Jimmy Bombastic two

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hours with our might. Terry Dornavan.

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Terry Scar. Scary Terry. Crazy Terry Larry.

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What you wearing? My.

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It's your boy Crazy Larry. I am wearing Ruby Rosa slippers. Okay, take it easy, brother. I. I can. I can sense the condescending tone of your British. The British style condescension.

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My unisex Libby's.

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These old lady shoes, they are soft and they are very comfortable and I need to take them to a cobbler and have €600 slap on a good old Vibram. Yeah. Because I probably spent around. Yeah. They're not cheap but they're fun and I like them and went in Patty,

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my G. You didn't. You didn't get the red ones. That's like a. That's a G and cop. Which I think he did buy the red opera loafers.

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Yeah, I think Luke has them as well. Luke Frazier has the red. Yeah. The Pope shoes are cool.

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Ruby Rosa it or not. Ruby Rosa.

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Ruby Rosa. Wow.

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Most popular store in Paris.

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Yeah. Apparently the socks are Manresa. The cargo pants are vintage Ab Cromi. The beater is Cortez. The sweater is the artist Formerly known as Karu Research. Now Kartik Research. This is an OG piece before the. For the name change over some. I don't know what to see. Who sent the C and D. Maybe that fucking sneaker brand. Either way, shout out to our boys. Shout out to our boy Kartik. The hat is callbo. The underwear are Supreme Hanes. And the sunglasses are thistles. Oh, and my leather jacket is NN07.

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Do we know what NN no nationality. Is that what it stands for?

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No nationality? Yeah, brutal, dude. Brutal.

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They're Danish white. Yo, Scandi.

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Yo, we got no nationality over here. We're white, baby.

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Yo, Scandi. For my dandy.

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Yeah, the Scandi Dad. It is a. That's like a shout out to homies at N07. That's a don't ever tell anyone. That's what it stands for. Ever.

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We'll do it for you. The boots are Todd Snyder CQLP or something. I don't. The socks are Nike Drifties. The jeans. The jeans throng fits 316.

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Big Jean.

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The jacket throng fits cheapy. Company must be incontinent cuz I'm covered

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in my own damn.

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That's a.

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That jacket from our collab is a tasty little banger.

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A deck jacket. It was hanging up in here. We have a rack of samples that have. I don't know if they passed on qc if they're just like sample.

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No, they wore them during the shoot, so wouldn't they.

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But I don't think they're production samples. So they're just. What's the word? I don't know. First. First round of samples. And there was a day, as every fucking day in New York is where it was like 65 degrees in the morning and then like 35 degrees when we got out of your potting. I was like, I need an actual jacket, not my vintage Yoji trench bullshit. So I threw it on and I forgot how good it was. So I've been rocking it around Greenpoint. And today as again. What season are we in? Third winter.

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Today's freezing, dude.

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Third winter. It's freezing. So I was out in the morning.

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Sucks.

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I in the morning and then I was. And it's like 50 degrees in the day and then it's like at night it's going to be like 35 degrees. So. Perfect.

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Yeah.

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Cheapy TF on your TF company, right?

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Is that what it TF company. We're the best.

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The T is our legacy. The zip up corduroy polo MF Pen.

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That's a jacket? Yeah. No, no.

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Our legacy bracelet. Vintage Paris bracelet. Thistle sunnies, Hanes boxers. Hydro flask of lower sides finest. Let's get into the midweek. Boys only. Larry.

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Yeah? You got World cup fever? Oh, no, I caught the World cup favor. No, I wanted to actually talk about something super serious. I've been doing a lot of soul searching, and I think I need to potentially pivot my career away from podcasting to a professional Guinness polar and. Or adjudicator as well. That's.

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I'm not surprised. Got the first two syllables down. Adjudicator.

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What did I say?

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I'm. God damn, you're halfway there.

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I. I just.

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You're two fifths there. You're 40% there, buddy.

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I just needed Dicker.

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You need a Decatur.

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Decatur. I'm not surprised.

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Dick. A Jew dick eater.

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Yo, it's your boy Crazy Larry, AKA Jew dick eater. Jesus Christ. Yo, shout out to all my Guinness.

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Speaking of British Navy dick eaters.

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Yeah, for real. Bunch of buggering. That's what I think I was looking for on the show. The fact that Guinness has professional pullers and adjudicators that they send to any.

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That's so sick.

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Shoot. That, like, features a pint of Guinness. So that one, it, like, looks correctly the pole, and then two is only allowed to be out and photographed for X amount of time before it needs to be pulled again and it needs to be replaced. Like, I'm not surprised that they. Like, I didn't know that they had them, and I'm not surprised. But, like, that is so pro. Say what you want about Guinness as a trend or even as a good beer. That is a level of fidelity that, like, you could. I think an American brewery can, like, only dream of.

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Yeah, that's some, like, old world Euro. Like Porsche, you know, like. Like brands that worked with the Nazis did that. Like Mercedes. You know what I mean?

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Yeah, Hugo Boss, but real engineering. Coca Cola, BMW.

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Well, I wonder if it's Volkswagen. I wonder if it's. I guess because he talked about it in the context of a photo shoot. So I wonder if it's, like, for aesthetics, appearance to the consumer and the public's sake. Or if it is, like. Like, imagine if Guinness goes to J.W. anderson or Percival, which is crazy that those are the two brands that have. In the men's fashion space that have worked with Guinness, who. Props to both of them. I wonder if those pullers and adjudicators pull up literally, to, like, just an exploratory meeting like, hey, we're going to chat. Here's again, here's like what we're thinking. Here's what personal brings to the table. Here's what Guinness brings to the table. You might be familiar with our goods, but we're going to have you never had it professionally pulled and adjudicated for you.

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They bring in the a that like the A team of killers.

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I really wonder though, how they scout

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the pullers and what's the train like? What is the training like going to like pulling school? Like, where do I sign up, dude? Like that it literally, it's just like, here's the thing, right? Guinness looks the way I get a pint of Guinness looks I get is like literally the brand. So again, I understand that they have these guys, but the fact that like not just anybody can set it up. And granted, it maybe it's being photographed of film in this case, but it's just. Damn, dude, I'm just, I'm just fucking impressed, bro.

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