Lawrence Schlossman (1:57)

I. I feel like a good boy. Yeah. I feel like a baller on the road. Posting to Instagram. Business trip. I'm working, bro. I'm working. Not late. Not many late nights. No, I'm just saying it's not. It's not. It's working, Larry. It's good boy Larry. I'm on my shit, bro.

James Harris (2:14)

Yeah. 2026. Larry's a good boy. Before we get into. Yeah, Larry's in Paris broken all weekend. And I don't know we'll see what else we talk about.

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James Harris (2:26)

Cosmetic procedures for a guy.

Lawrence Schlossman (2:27)

Ah.

James Harris (2:28)

Get into a little in bed fit check.

Lawrence Schlossman (2:31)

Yeah. Coming to you live from the smallest hotel room known to man. Like, you come to Paris and you think the hotel rooms can't get any smaller. Dude, the bar is. This is. This is insane. I would give you the tour, but.

James Harris (2:45)

It'S a little spin.

Lawrence Schlossman (2:46)

It's. Dude, it's. Yo, first of all, I'm in the bed. There's no desk. The desk is.

James Harris (2:50)

Give us a spin.

Lawrence Schlossman (2:52)

That's the desk.

James Harris (2:53)

It's a shelf. It's a.

Lawrence Schlossman (2:56)

It's a one. It's. Well, maybe like a two foot shelf.

James Harris (3:00)

Yes. Can I. Yeah. Okay. So you're there for business. You're there not for fashion Week.

Lawrence Schlossman (3:09)

No, I'm not. But it is. It's partly.

James Harris (3:12)

But you're also mainly there because it's JB's B Day. Because it's wifey on a. You brought wifey to fashion Week?

Lawrence Schlossman (3:20)

Jenna pulled free crib and she's like, okay, for my birthday, if you're gonna be gone, I'm going with you. So she's here. Maine. We spent.

James Harris (3:28)

Why you guys didn't upgrade Batelli?

Lawrence Schlossman (3:32)

Yeah, it was paid for, so. Yeah, but like, so that's why I'm not compl. I'm not. I'm trying not to complain. Even though, bro, this is not. This hotel room is not made for a corn fed grown ass American.

James Harris (3:42)

How much do you think that hotel goes for a night? Like €200?

Lawrence Schlossman (3:44)

Like, no more. I probably could look it up. I think it's. It's definitely. It's more. It's a nice hotel.

James Harris (3:50)

It's a baggie, though, for wifey's birthday.

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James Harris (3:53)

Last time you stayed at a hotel with a indoor pool in it.

Lawrence Schlossman (3:56)

I mean, that's La Grande Mazarine in the Marais. Best hotel in Paris. One of the best in Europe that I've ever stayed at. Not that, like, I have a crazy, you know, swath of examples, but. No, it's free. So if it's free, it's for me. Moi. It's for moi.

James Harris (4:11)

And.

Lawrence Schlossman (4:13)

And wifey, the toilet is in its own closet. And then the shower is actually pretty big. I'm.

James Harris (4:19)

If it's free. That is the birthday gift for wifey.

Lawrence Schlossman (4:22)

Yeah, I'm. I'm spending the money elsewhere.

James Harris (4:26)

Oh, like bringing like, free menswear drink events?

Lawrence Schlossman (4:29)

No, no. For a woman who hates to shop, she sure likes shopping when it's her birthday. She knows. She knows. Daddy ain't gonna say no.

James Harris (4:39)

I got us a sick reservation at the hottest restaurant, but you got to sit between me and Streetwear Night Live. And I'm sorry, you.

Lawrence Schlossman (4:48)

Yeah, babe, Eugene is coming to dinner. I have seen. Eugene is here, obviously reporting, doing the hard work for.

James Harris (4:57)

I got us a res. But you got to post a story, all right? And you got a hashtag.

Lawrence Schlossman (5:02)

It's funny you say that, because I don't know about you, but I've had to do that to go to the Polo Bar. I've had to guarantee a story, which, like, I'm going to do anyway. I probably have talked about this, but that's the. That's, like, the one time where, like. Like, I'm not above that. I don't know if you are. I'm not, obviously.

James Harris (5:17)

Yeah. But I'm just.

Lawrence Schlossman (5:19)

Bro.

James Harris (5:19)

Bro, bro. Brought his wife to Paris Fashion Week for her birthday.

Lawrence Schlossman (5:24)

Well, I am. Well, yes, when you put it that way. It's amazing and it's hilarious and it's very laughable. But I am in this weird limbo which we'll get into, which is like, I'm doing the work that I was brought out here to do, which isn't like, yes, it happens to be in Paris during Paris Fashion Week, but it's not like the job is not going to shows and fucking schmoozing and having fucking fashion beers with the menswear lads. And then when I'm not doing that, I'm celebrating my beautiful wife's 27th birthday.

James Harris (5:55)

Her 17th birthday.

Lawrence Schlossman (5:56)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She just turned 16. It's cool because we're in France. Yeah.

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Lawrence Schlossman (7:03)

So I'm like. I'm existing in the world where, like, we participate. We'll get into.

James Harris (7:07)

It's a little weird. I feel like you could have forewent the free hotel and I don't know. Well, we would normally be for the queen for our. For our publicist.

Lawrence Schlossman (7:18)

Yeah, we would. Normal. We would normally be in Miami, but luckily, wherever Jenna goes, she brings Miami with her, which I'll get into when we talk about her birthday dinner, which was.

James Harris (7:25)

What are you wearing? What are you wearing in your. Oh, tiny little hole of a room? Fifteenth birthday.

Lawrence Schlossman (7:31)

I came back from a hard day of working and kicked off my ugg classic minis. The standbys I have on socks. Socks shout out to Parisian homies. The jeans are our legacy workshop Emporia Armani. The belt is Todd Snyder. Got a nice new, interesting, kind of like a hammered metal buckle Todd Snyder belt that they showed a couple New York fashion weeks ago. Maybe it was last. I don't know if it was a year ago or six months ago. But it's a belt that I loved, that finally released. So I got that on. It's on its maiden voyage. The thermal is bare knuckles. Shout out to those guys and collab coming out, which maybe we'll talk about next week when it's all out there. So they're here celebrating, and hopefully I can see them and celebrate with them. The shirt is vintage Armani jeans. The hat is Small Talk Studio, and the draws are Hill City rip. What about you, James?

James Harris (8:26)

What are you wearing on any vino or a be?

Lawrence Schlossman (8:30)

No, just a hydro flask full of Evon. Ew, bro, people are not ready for, like, the new and improved, insanely healthy version of Larry. He's probably going to be boring, but he's gonna.

James Harris (8:41)

No, no, I'm not saying it would be healthy. I'm saying it would Evian.

Lawrence Schlossman (8:45)

Oh, it's ass. But, like, you know, that was all that was available to me today. And I. And I loaded up. Yo, you can't in this. I drink tap water for the most part wherever I am. You cannot. The sink is not big enough to put a Nalgene under the. Under the spigot.

James Harris (9:01)

So you got to fill up your ugg and then dump it into the hydro.

Lawrence Schlossman (9:04)

I gotta. I gotta do a boot. Dude.

James Harris (9:06)

An uggie. An oogie.

Lawrence Schlossman (9:08)

An oogie, dude. Oh, man, that sounds. That sounds very soggy and disgusting. Yeah. What are you. What are you wearing on your Are you still. You're sick.

James Harris (9:19)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm wearing Nike drifty socks. I'm wearing vintage gape jeans. Colin Meredith T shirt. Who is showing out there? Oh yeah, you have the time. You should go get a little peep. A little peepski.

Lawrence Schlossman (9:36)

We'll talk about how I'm just disappointing all the friends of the show who I would normally love to support, but.

James Harris (9:40)

Yeah, they're so disappointed, bro.

Lawrence Schlossman (9:43)

No, I. I'm disappointed in myself. Not. Come on.

James Harris (9:46)

I have some self awareness, a pen zip up and a little piece of Paris because I couldn't be there. I'm not getting flown out by the slipper gods. But the broken arm Perry hat, which again, I don't know if you stopped by.

Lawrence Schlossman (10:02)

No.

James Harris (10:03)

Get yourself another rear fleece. Yeah.

Lawrence Schlossman (10:06)

Are they on sale? I'm not buying that at full. Full retail.

James Harris (10:10)

Yeah, it flies. And I'm drinking on a some home brew. Shout out Mac currently in Nike, formerly of Young Coffee but then you know, make the move out to Beaverton.

Lawrence Schlossman (10:22)

Mac Hustler dude.

James Harris (10:24)

Mac Husler and a hydro flask of green points finest because I'm chilling at the crib.

Lawrence Schlossman (10:30)

What is it? It's 12:30 by you 12:34pm so is this your third cup of coffee?

James Harris (10:36)

We'll have my giant 20 ounce and then I normally don't do another coffee, but unless we're potting, dude, duty calls.

Lawrence Schlossman (10:43)

Above all else, I respect that. That's right.

James Harris (10:45)

All right, let's get into it.

Lawrence Schlossman (10:47)

Yeah.

James Harris (10:47)

Okay, so you are in Paris, but you're. You're there for fashion Week. You're not there. You're. Are you calling up the street? Are you texting the street style photographers being like, yo, pull up where you at me walk by you? Are you.

Lawrence Schlossman (11:00)

Are you.

James Harris (11:01)

Are you walking, you know, an hour and a half to the shows? I'm just trying to think of Larry going Larry Mode in Paris. Are you. Are you seeing the sunrise over the set?

Lawrence Schlossman (11:10)

No, unfortunately I'm not doing any of that. Awesome.

James Harris (11:14)

That is not even calling the street stuff. Photographers to take your picture.

Lawrence Schlossman (11:17)

Well, it's funny you mentioned that because that. That situation was handled for me. I'll talk about the one show I was honored to attend. Our friends at or had an amazing show for fall winter 26. I'm sure you and else sp.

James Harris (11:30)

Tastic. What was it?

Lawrence Schlossman (11:31)

Sp. Tacular. That specific spreads tarted that that particular look was in my book spreadacular because of again, just the. Just the joie de vivre that they bring with the styling every single time.

James Harris (11:44)

Spreads really is your fetch. Stop trying to make spreads happen, Lawrence.

Lawrence Schlossman (11:48)

I didn't invent spur. No, but you're trying to make all of it.

James Harris (11:51)

You're trying to make it a thing.

Lawrence Schlossman (11:53)

No, it's just that. Just that one look and it was a suited look, you know, so maybe did hearken back to a previous era.

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