Throwing Fits – PATREON PREVIEW What's Le Move?
Release Date: January 23, 2026
Hosts: Lawrence Schlossman & James Harris
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Overview
In this lively Patreon preview, the Throwing Fits boys—Lawrence and James—catch up from two far-flung locations. Lawrence checks in from a Paris hotel room during Fashion Week, balancing work with celebrating his wife's birthday, while James holds things down in New York. The pair riff on the realities behind the Fashion Week trip, the uniquely Parisian (read: tiny) hotel experience, 'fit checks' live from bed, the politics of social posting for perks, gifts and shopping dynamics in relationships, and the elusive search for “Le Move” (the Parisian vibe/approach). Lighthearted banter, humble brags, and sly self-awareness abound.
Key Discussion Points & Insights
1. Paris, But Make It Work (01:00–03:50)
- Lawrence is in Paris for work—“not for Fashion Week,” he insists, but coincidentally during the biggest week of the menswear calendar.
- Trip is equal parts “business trip” and “wifey’s birthday” celebration.
- Lawrence laments the hotel size:
“Coming to you live from the smallest hotel room known to man… this hotel room is not made for a corn-fed grown ass American.” (03:28)
- Despite the cramped quarters, he’s in “good spirits,” calling himself “a good boy—baller on the road.”
2. Navigating Gifts, Birthdays, and Parisian Perks (03:53–05:55)
- Hotel details: Free upgrade for the occasion, toilet “in its own closet,” and “the shower is actually pretty big.”
- Lawrence, on relationship dynamics and birthdays:
“For a woman who hates to shop, she sure likes shopping when it’s her birthday. She knows Daddy ain’t gonna say no.” (04:29)
- The hosts joke about celebrating Jenna’s 17th—or 16th—birthday, because “it’s cool, we’re in France.” (05:56)
3. Social Posting for Perks and Clout (05:02–05:24)
- Discussion of restaurant and bar reservations contingent on Instagram stories:
“I’ve had to guarantee a story to go to the Polo Bar—which, like, I’m going to do anyway. That’s, like, the one time where, like, I’m not above that.” – Lawrence (05:02)
4. Fit Check: Bed Edition (07:25–09:46)
- Lawrence's Paris Fit:
- Ugg Classic Minis, Parisian homie socks, Our Legacy Workshop Emporia Armani jeans, Todd Snyder hammered buckle belt (“on its maiden voyage”), Bare Knuckles thermal (“collab coming out”), vintage Armani jeans shirt, Small Talk Studio hat, Hill City draws.
- Drinks from a hydro flask filled with Evian (no wine or beer)—“insanely healthy version of Larry.”
- “The sink is not big enough to put a Nalgene under the spigot!” (08:45)
- James’s NY Fit:
- Nike drifty socks, vintage Gap jeans, Colin Meredith T-shirt, Penn zip-up, Broken Arm Paris hat. Drinking homebrew coffee.
- The hosts riff on the impracticality of filling water bottles in Paris, including the concept of “an oogie—an Ugg boot full of water.” (09:04–09:08)
5. Fashion Week FOMO & Friendship (09:36–10:03)
- James jokes about not being in Paris, wondering if Lawrence will buy himself another And Wander fleece at full retail from The Broken Arm.
- Lawrence says he’s avoiding unnecessary shopping, unless there’s a sale.
- James: “They’re so disappointed, bro.”
Lawrence: “No, I’m disappointed in myself.” (09:40–09:43)
6. Work vs. Fashion Week (10:47–11:44)
- Clarifying the real work:
- Lawrence isn’t doing the typical Fashion Week stuff (“not going to shows and schmoozing and having fashion beers with the menswear lads”) except one show for their friends at Our Legacy (“or”).
- About his attendance at the one show:
“That situation was handled for me… Our friends at ‘or’ had an amazing show for Fall/Winter 26… just the joie de vivre they bring with the styling every single time.” (11:17–11:44)
- The guys have fun with Lawrence’s attempts to make “spreads” a catchword (“Spreads really is your fetch, stop trying to make spreads happen, Lawrence.”) (11:44)
Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments
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On Paris hotel rooms:
“Coming to you live from the smallest hotel room known to man… this is insane. Not made for a corn-fed grown ass American.” – Lawrence (03:28)
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On relationship gift dynamics:
“For a woman who hates to shop, she sure likes shopping when it’s her birthday. She knows Daddy ain’t gonna say no.” – Lawrence (04:29)
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On social media-for-perks:
“I’ve had to guarantee a story to go to the Polo Bar… I’m not above that.” – Lawrence (05:02)
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On Fashion Week and work:
“The job is not going to shows and fucking schmoozing and having fucking fashion beers with the menswear lads…When I’m not doing that, I’m celebrating my beautiful wife’s 27th birthday.” – Lawrence (05:24)
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On makeshift Parisian hydration:
“The sink is not big enough to put a Nalgene under the spigot… I gotta do a boot. Dude. An uggie. An oogie.” – Lawrence and James (09:04–09:08)
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On missing out:
“We would normally be in Miami, but wherever Jenna goes, she brings Miami with her.” – Lawrence (07:18)
Important Timestamps
- 01:00 – Lawrence checks in from Paris; context for the trip
- 03:28 – Complaints about the comically small Paris hotel
- 04:29 – On birthday shopping and gifts for his wife
- 05:02 – Perks traded for Instagram stories
- 07:25–09:46 – ‘Fit check’ and hydration banter
- 10:47 – Fashion Week reality and the one show Lawrence attends
- 11:44 – Lawrence’s “spreads” catchphrase joke
Tone & Style
- Tone: Self-deprecating, affable, irreverently honest; classic Throwing Fits banter
- Language: Laidback, candid, peppered with in-jokes and playful ribbing
This episode gives unfiltered insight into the realities behind the 'fashion trip,' the small joys and grievances of travel, and the fun of keeping it real—even when the Parisian vibe means “Le Move” is just working hard, avoiding FOMO, and letting your loved ones enjoy a few birthday splurges.