
to Throwing Fits on Substack. Happy Valentine’s Day! This week, Jimmy is finally back to being the lengthy catching up process with Larry on Future’s love songs, dressing like Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed, sleep deprivation and music torture,...
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Benny the Butcher
We are joined by Colin, Benny the Butcher because he got the full zip. Lauren Schlossman, myself, the jet lag jester, James Harris. Welcome to the weekly running of the.
Lauren Schlossman
Boys with today's full episode only available on www.ThrowingFits.com. james, what's up? Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.
Benny the Butcher
Thank you.
Lauren Schlossman
I love doing that little welcome back. Cotter. You watch that show?
Benny the Butcher
No, I actually didn't know, but.
Lauren Schlossman
Nick at night. Classic.
Benny the Butcher
I didn't know about the theme song until. Mace. Yeah.
Lauren Schlossman
Is that our outro music? Well, actually, what I was going to.
Benny the Butcher
Say is welcome back.
Lauren Schlossman
So right now. So we're recording this on Galentine's day and you're listening on Valentine's Day. Yeah. We could pick a romantic song for the outro. Like future Throwaway.
Benny the Butcher
Whatever you want, buddy.
Lauren Schlossman
I was getting my dick sucked and I was thinking about you. I was on a slub and I was thinking about you.
Benny the Butcher
Future. Okay, sure.
Lauren Schlossman
We can do Mace. Welcome back. What up, dude?
Benny the Butcher
What's up?
Lauren Schlossman
What are we talking?
Benny the Butcher
So happy back in this country, bro.
Lauren Schlossman
That's so offensive.
Benny the Butcher
Yo, Kigali. Rwanda is nicer than New York City in a lot of ways.
Lauren Schlossman
It was. Name them.
Benny the Butcher
I don't know. It's cleaner.
Lauren Schlossman
Damn.
Benny the Butcher
For real cleaner.
Lauren Schlossman
You know, that's like what people always say about, like, how New York is, like, filthy and dirty and it's like, yeah, I feel like saying that as a New Yorker, like, yeah, I wish my. My taxes were being better well spent.
Benny the Butcher
But, like, the mayor of Kigali is less corrupt than Eric Adams.
Lauren Schlossman
That' Eric Adams sets the bar very high.
Benny the Butcher
In terms of my dinner companion, Eric.
Lauren Schlossman
Adams, did you see him in Istanbul?
Benny the Butcher
I did not know. I did not see about Turkish Airlines. I legit. Well, we're going to talk about. It was like, yo, this is the. Yeah, this is the airline that Eric Adams takes. It is a very shitty airline. Really horrendous.
Lauren Schlossman
We'll talk about it.
Benny the Butcher
We'll talk about it next week. So you're listening to this on A Friday, possibly, as you're scrambling around googling where to buy flowers.
Lauren Schlossman
I mean, shit, dude.
Benny the Butcher
Or you're. I don't know, maybe you're a fucking little single slut and going off to a little singles party.
Lauren Schlossman
A mixer. Yeah. Is that a big thing that happens on Valentine's Day? Mixers?
Benny the Butcher
I don't know, man. Everyone's trying to mash meat. Mash meat on V Day.
Lauren Schlossman
Okay.
Benny the Butcher
Yeah. So happy Valentine's Day, if you're listening, on Friday, the day this comes out. Because next week we are dropping. We're back to regularly scheduled programming with the boys. Only episode dropping on Tuesday, in which I'll go through my entire trip to the motherland.
Lauren Schlossman
Thanks for bearing with us.
Benny the Butcher
The best was when I come. When I came back through customs last night, like midnight. The customs agent, JFK is like, why are in Uganda seeing family?
Lauren Schlossman
Yo, you got the hood pass from csa?
Benny the Butcher
I wish.
Lauren Schlossman
Damn. So right now on uganda time, it's 10:30 at night.
Benny the Butcher
Either 9:30 or 10:30. But it's not even that. It's that like the whole week I slept maybe an average of like three and a half hours a night, bro.
Lauren Schlossman
While doing strenuous physical labor and activities.
Benny the Butcher
Yeah, that's actually what kept me going.
Lauren Schlossman
Oh, the.
Benny the Butcher
The tracking and the half marathon.
Lauren Schlossman
I was going to say the filling your soul with good deeds. Yeah. Necessary.
Benny the Butcher
We didn't really do. We didn't really do any deeds. We're just kind of exposed to the good deeds being done.
Lauren Schlossman
Ah.
Benny the Butcher
But we'll talk about all that.
Lauren Schlossman
Sorry.
Benny the Butcher
Next week.
Lauren Schlossman
So you're not jet lagged?
Benny the Butcher
I'm jet lagged as boy. Okay.
Lauren Schlossman
All right, Gotcha.
Benny the Butcher
But again, maybe for. Mainly from sleep deprivation.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, yeah. Mainly for being tortured.
Benny the Butcher
Yeah. There's a reason why it works. It works.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. 100.
Benny the Butcher
What do you want to know? Ask me right now. I'm truth serum right now.
Lauren Schlossman
How much money do you make?
Benny the Butcher
Same as you, buddy. Yeah, actually probably less since you get the marriage tax breaks, which is. I mean. Yeah, that's just, you know, that doesn't happen. Africa.
Lauren Schlossman
The wife gets nothing.
Benny the Butcher
What?
Lauren Schlossman
What?
Benny the Butcher
The wife gets nothing.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. Because it's like a very patriarchal society.
Benny the Butcher
No, it's a continent, not a society.
Lauren Schlossman
Well, I'm speaking culturally, not speaking geographically.
Benny the Butcher
Not necessarily. I think actually women are more employed than the men there. Typically in a lot of places.
Lauren Schlossman
We got an unemployment problem in this country. Regardless, my friend. Regardless of gender.
Benny the Butcher
Yeah. What I miss this week? We're gonna get into it. We're gonna get into it. First, let's get into a fiction.
Lauren Schlossman
You missed that. So I'm dressing like Leonardo D on the Departed now. You missed that.
Benny the Butcher
Yeah, you are.
Lauren Schlossman
Which is was not intentional.
Benny the Butcher
But one week in Fashion Week, I'll take a gun to my head.
Lauren Schlossman
Oh, yeah, Kanye's a Nazi. Again, you missed that. Okay, flare jeans are back.
Benny the Butcher
We're gonna get into it.
Lauren Schlossman
Well, I said again. I said again. Oh, to be clear, have you.
Benny the Butcher
Okay, real quick, because you have been a con. A yay apologist for a long time.
Lauren Schlossman
Not recently at all.
Benny the Butcher
For a long time you were like, oh, come on. It's just he's having an episode. All the. The maga hat, sucking Trump's dick, all that shit, all the accusations. Are you still on? No, still on Ye's dick.
Lauren Schlossman
No it all with anybody. I am able to separate the art from the artist, but the art has not been good for a very long time. So I could care.
Benny the Butcher
Wait, even now you'd be able to separate the art from the artist? Even if the art was good right now, you'd still be listening to Kanye.
Lauren Schlossman
I'm not buying a swastika T shirt, but if he's putting out fucking slappers, you'd be listening.
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Lauren Schlossman
Well, yo, you know what really is really bothering me? There's this. I've been seeing a Jew. No. Just as a person.
Benny the Butcher
As a yeast dick dick choker.
Lauren Schlossman
As a New Yorker. No. This is what's annoying me. Okay. Obviously there are a lot of people that are fed the fuck up with Kanye west, but this thing that I've seen multiple times on Instagram where people are like, to the 186 people that are mutuals with that I have mutuals with Kanye unf like, and it's like, who do you. I just want to first of all, I want to watch the train wreck.
Benny the Butcher
On the front seat to the madness.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, exactly. So, like, okay, as long as he's not getting. Also talk to fucking Zuck. Get him deplatformed. Why am I. Why am I the problem? But you can't follow someone just because they're bad. We get followers. We're not good people. Maybe you are now, but that to me, that's so crazy. That's the problem is not that unfollow him. I'm not. I'm not giving the man money. I'm not so, like, yo, to the factory.
Benny the Butcher
Making these shirts Instagram account is not watching your story, my guy.
Lauren Schlossman
People also forget that Dove Charney is a bad person.
Benny the Butcher
He was in.
Lauren Schlossman
He was Jewish or not. He's not a good guy.
Benny the Butcher
He was. He was camped out with Yay. Up in Silver Lake with Milo Yapanopoulos or whatever the like circle. Yeah. Right.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. A bunch of yeah.
Benny the Butcher
And yes, Jules.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. What does yes, Jules think about all of this? Shopify deplat. That's actually the worst deplatforming because that's how he gets his bread. Also, how does Kanye west, however big Yeezy is, as a business, how do you not just have your own payment processing?
Benny the Butcher
Yeah, thanks, Aili Banks.
Lauren Schlossman
She said that.
Benny the Butcher
She was like. That's how you know this is a dumb little man. Is that he doesn't have his own servers, doesn't have his own website. Yeah.
Lauren Schlossman
Either die or you live long enough to agree with Azealia Banks.
Benny the Butcher
What are you talking about? She's goaded. She's now on Twitter.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, it's a it. First of all, again, front seat to a train wreck. I'm not, like, supporting anything that she has anything to do with because she's equally as unwell as.
Benny the Butcher
I think she's the only. Well, one.
Lauren Schlossman
You think she's, like, fully locked in. Every opinion she has is good. You might want to double check that. Dude. I believe she was talking about how she wants to fuck Alex Jones. Okay, so that you agree that Alex or. Or that Alex Jones, if you push back, the fat, has like 4 more inches of dick. I believe that was served up to me.
Benny the Butcher
Where's the issue in that? That's just simple math.
Lauren Schlossman
I don't know, dude. I guess I've never been that fat. Even at my worst, where I had an extra 4 inches hiding somewhere in my abdomen.
Benny the Butcher
You'll get there one day.
Lauren Schlossman
Okay, so I'm dressing like Leonardo DiCaprio on the Departed, even though I am neither A rat nor a cop.
Benny the Butcher
The defaulted.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. So I got on ethically laced Timberlands. I am wearing Manresa socks. My jeans are MF Pen. And I wore them because today it was announced that our good friends at MF Pen were nominated for the LVMH Prize as a semi finalist, along with 19 other brands of which I have heard of. One other one. Yeah.
Benny the Butcher
Shout out to Gerd.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah. I hope he gets that bread, dog.
Benny the Butcher
The music that you put to your IG post about it was very scary.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah, well, that's what. That's who he is.
Benny the Butcher
Yeah, of course.
Lauren Schlossman
And he will now.
Benny the Butcher
Very surprise. Very scary. I know you're a fan of, I assume, Norwegian death metal or whatever that was. Black metal. Okay. And, yeah, it definitely woke me out of my stupor. Just like, I think actually I was like, maybe in public, and it started, yo, that's crazy.
Lauren Schlossman
So you're getting sleep deprivation. Deprivation, and then they're playing black metal. You're, like, in Guantanamo, dude.
Benny the Butcher
I am.
Lauren Schlossman
Or where. Where did they. Where was Kabul? Where was the. The famous. Where they took pics with the guys and there was the whole Abu Ghraib. Yeah. Damn.
Benny the Butcher
And Gitmo.
Lauren Schlossman
And Gitmo. Yeah. I mean, it's standard operating procedure. We all saw Sicario, okay. Oh, damn. Are you telling me airplane movies on Monday?
Benny the Butcher
Yeah, sure.
Lauren Schlossman
Do you even remember? You gotta be taking notes, dog, on everything, Every detail.
Benny the Butcher
Nah, because the airplane movies suck dick. So it's like.
Lauren Schlossman
What is. Turkish Airlines have the Eric Adams story.
Benny the Butcher
It did Unchartered, featuring Tom Holland and Mark Wahlberg.
Lauren Schlossman
Dog. Shit.
Benny the Butcher
Not bad. It's just like an action. Rollicking action. You know, I. Walker, I watched on.
Lauren Schlossman
A plane maybe, like, two years ago.
Benny the Butcher
By the way, you need to match me at my energy down here.
Lauren Schlossman
I'm so happy to be back, dude.
Benny the Butcher
I can tell. You already blew through half the run a show before we even got to.
Lauren Schlossman
The fit check, which is great. Dude, we're just. We're just yapping. I thought it was absolutely horrendous.
Benny the Butcher
Okay, cool.
Lauren Schlossman
Yeah.
Benny the Butcher
Anyway, I hope you letterbox it. Watch that again. Plane movies are not movies you want to necessarily watch at home. Just rocking adventure. I missed the last, I don't know, five minutes because, like, the plane landed. I don't know. I didn't really watch any movies. I don't think. I watched the Tom Green documentary that I had downloaded. So good.
Lauren Schlossman
So good, dude.
Benny the Butcher
Yeah. You forget. You forgot how, like, huge and influential and kind of how much of a roller coaster his life really was.
Lauren Schlossman
This is the T F show, not the FT show. It is our favorite show. He's the man, dude. He literally. What did he predict? Podcasting. He predicted old man shopping. Western wear. Yeah.
Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits – Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW Cooking With Galaxy Gas
Release Date: February 14, 2025
Hosts: Throwing Fits (Benny the Butcher, Lauren Schlossman, James Harris)
In this episode of Throwing Fits, the hosts engage in their signature candid and humorous banter, covering a range of topics from personal travel experiences to opinions on social media behaviors and the fashion industry. Recorded on Galentine's Day and released on Valentine's Day, the conversation intertwines personal anecdotes with sharp commentary on contemporary issues, all delivered with the hosts' characteristic irreverence.
The episode kicks off with Benny the Butcher sharing his recent travel experiences, including a trip to Uganda and the challenges faced upon returning to New York City.
He discusses the exhaustion from strenuous activities and the impact of jet lag on his daily routine, setting the stage for a deeper dive into his journey:
The hosts transition to expressing their frustrations with social media behaviors, particularly focusing on the obsession with certain celebrities and the toxicity that can arise from online interactions.
While navigating sensitive topics, the hosts critique the superficial aspects of following celebrities and the problematic nature of unfollowing based on controversial actions.
This segment highlights their disdain for performative social media actions and the impact of influencer culture on personal well-being.
Shifting gears, the conversation delves into the fashion industry, with Lauren Schlossman sharing her outfit choices and supporting emerging brands.
The hosts express enthusiasm for brands nominated for prestigious awards, reflecting their appreciation for quality and design within the fashion realm.
The discussion moves to the realm of entertainment, where the hosts critique recent movies and media portrayals, emphasizing their preferences and disappointments.
Their analysis provides listeners with insight into their tastes and the criteria they use to evaluate contemporary media.
Throughout the episode, the dynamic between the hosts remains lively and engaging. Their witty exchanges and playful teasing contribute to the show's entertaining atmosphere.
Benny the Butcher ([10:15]): "I'm so happy to be back, dude."
Lauren Schlossman ([10:20]): "We’re just yapping. I thought it was absolutely horrendous."
These interactions showcase the camaraderie and distinctive personalities that make Throwing Fits a unique listening experience.
Benny the Butcher ([01:35]): "Yo, Kigali. Rwanda is nicer than New York City in a lot of ways."
Lauren Schlossman ([04:04]): "I'm speaking culturally, not speaking geographically."
Benny the Butcher ([07:31]): "She was like. That's how you know this is a dumb little man."
This episode of Throwing Fits offers listeners a blend of personal stories, critical commentary, and humorous dialogue. The hosts navigate through various topics with bold opinions and genuine interactions, providing an engaging narrative that reflects their unique perspectives on modern life and culture.
For more episodes and exclusive content, visit Throwing Fits on Substack.
Contact: For feedback or to support the show, email: throwingfitspod@gmail.com