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James Harris
Throw gang we are joined by the he puts the ass in Assassin. That doesn't make any sense.
Lawrence
No I do not.
James Harris
And myself the Mazoni Madman, James Harris. Welcome to the weekly run of the.
Lawrence
Boys with today's full episode only available on www.Throwing fits.com.
James Harris
Before we get into narcing on Assassins Holiday fits at Buffalo Wild Wings and made to measure suiting appointments some real quick housekeeping. So we were to put out save the date for December 19th. Here's what it is.
Lawrence
Yeah, we alluded to a little holiday.
James Harris
Function holiday std throwing fits at Colbo.
Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
Located at 51 Orchard street here in New York City. From 6pm to 9pm we're gonna have a little soiree. Holly get together fun little hanging drinks by Orion Dirty water. Zev Rovine is going to be busting out the grape juice. It's all to celebrate the fact that we are dropping a brand new work shirt. Yeah, and we're gonna have some for sale. Obviously they'll Be for sale online, don't worry. But if you want to come cop in person and try on, make sure you get in the right size. Even though accurate size chart measurements will be readily available on our Shopify Pull up. Yeah, come through.
Lawrence
These were a smash when we dropped them in our shadow plaid variation. It is our take on the perfectly cropped hard wearing but still soft as motherfucking baby shit work shirt. And we have a new iteration for the holidays. Come hang out, buy a shirt.
James Harris
Yeah, it's been a fun year. A lot of shit happened in the last week.
Lawrence
So much stuff. And we're celebrating it all.
James Harris
Yeah. RIP Syria.
Lawrence
Yeah. What? No. Yeah, yeah.
James Harris
I honestly rest in piss all Assad.
Lawrence
Like what's what I was. I completely forgot that that also happened.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence
There's a revolution.
James Harris
I'm sorry broke because I put everything in hawk to a meme coin.
Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
I put my. My pod savings in the dick sucking shitcoin.
Lawrence
I'm actually rich because I just fucking held my boy Timmy's parlay dude. Real ball knowers. Get up. We're rich.
James Harris
He will know your ways like they are his own. Yeah. Shout out Timmy Timoth for making Larry rich so that he can afford suit. But yeah. Pull up. Lot of bevies come hang out. Last Thursday, before everyone departs for the holidays, you gentrifiers and assassins leave the city leaving it nice and empty for the born and raised. We grew here. You flew here. That's a very anti immigration sentiment born from Australia. So don't repeat that, don't clip that.
Lawrence
He grew here. You kill here. You. You drove here to murder here.
James Harris
We don't know if you drove.
Lawrence
We actually don't.
James Harris
You rode here. Where's he from?
Lawrence
Shout out Luigi, by the way.
James Harris
Baltimore.
Lawrence
Okay?
James Harris
We're going to get into it.
Lawrence
Body more Murderlands.
James Harris
Exactly, bro. Hamsterdam. You know they actually did a hamster am for real. The Baltimore mayor just a few weeks ago. I mean this is buried in all the news. Was like yo, we're gonna do like arrest free zones for people to do drugs. And it's like. You mean Hamsterdam?
Lawrence
So. So dude just watched the W. Was like, you know what? That's good policy.
James Harris
There's another guy from Baltimore, a former drug kingpin who like went to jail, reformed, did some soul searching, reformed himself and opened up a boxing gym to help at risk youth. Just like season one of the or season just like season one.
Lawrence
Just like Stringer Bell. No, no. Who was the reformed drug guy that opened up a boxing gym?
James Harris
I Don't remember his name, I think. I'm assuming he gets killed.
Lawrence
That most people do.
James Harris
Yeah. Because then he like it's. It's the one with the Michael B. Jordan season where he's like. He helps out like the Ed.
Lawrence
Right Kids. Totally.
James Harris
Yeah. Very sad. Very sad season.
Lawrence
Okay, so this season one. So this. This is the mayor who. The new mayor of Baltimore. So he's doing a better job than Car Kitty, I'll tell you that much.
James Harris
And Eric Adams.
Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
Dude, they called New York the Baltimore of America.
Lawrence
That would be Baltimore.
James Harris
I know. Anyway, December 19th, next Thursday. Yeah, we're going to be talking about this all week.
Lawrence
Well, we'll be wearing the shirts. We'll like break down the beautiful new shirts. Next week we'll have all the fucking fire marketing as per usual. This is so you can cop. And it's a. It's a small selection, right? Yes.
James Harris
If you're clear. If you're going to cop. Come before 6:05.
Lawrence
Yeah. What I would recommend, obviously. I think when people say that this pod leans very New York, they're not wrong. But. But to be clear, everyone who is a subscriber on substack will have their first dibs, as is now customary, on Friday. Then the shirt, whatever's left, opens up to the general public from there. But Thursday night, first time to see it in person. If you happen to be in nyc, maybe on a little mission. I'm going to thin the herd.
James Harris
If your manifesto is such that you need fire shit, then I'm going to correct you a little bit though. We are doing the in store event on Thursday where you can come up in person. Paid subs will have first crack at these shirts also on Thursday.
Lawrence
Oh, my bad, my bad.
James Harris
Shirt goes on sale.
Lawrence
Sorry.
James Harris
December 20th.
Lawrence
Okay. So fear not. Thursday for everyone that matters.
James Harris
Yeah. If you're a real copper. Don't you want.
Lawrence
We want to say price or anything or.
James Harris
We're gonna do. I mean we always do this.
Lawrence
It's like.
James Harris
Oh, we'll tease and it's like way too many details. We're always trying to out info each other.
Lawrence
Yeah. Yeah. That's fun.
James Harris
Yeah. They call you misinfo because your info is wrong, bro.
Lawrence
All right. Information.
James Harris
That is the housekeeping.
Lawrence
Yeah.
James Harris
December 19th. Pull up. Come party. Come hang out. A little holiday fet.
Lawrence
Yeah, Cash.
James Harris
Yo Come through in a holiday fit.
Lawrence
You think?
James Harris
Sorry? Holiday party fit. You think so different. Well, you and I are gonna be wearing the shirts, which is festive for sure.
Lawrence
Well. But not in a novelty.
James Harris
All will be revealed shortly. What I'll say is that I think let's treat this like a holiday party. Pull up because we're going to talk holiday party fits. Shit has begun. The circuit has commenced. And yeah, why not have fun with it anyway.
Lawrence
Yeah.
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James Harris
Okay, that's our little housekeeping. Save the date. Let's get into a fit check Lawrence, what are you wearing?
Lawrence
Speaking of holiday so our ways we just went to a Todd Snider holiday lunch. I decided to wear Todd to see Todd. I'm in a. I'm clearly well if you're watching this I am wearing a Todd Snyder Wythe suit with some camions. The socks are threadies, the underwear are Brady brand. I have a lot of laundry to do. The hat is Studio Malone.
James Harris
What's funny real quick is that you know when you go to like for those those non influencers at home all six of you listening at home a lot of times a brand will be like hey can we send you some stuff from our own so you can.
Lawrence
Wear it to the can we dress you?
James Harris
Yeah and I didn't have time. I was Like, I can't go to the store this weekend. I'm not gonna be home to like receive a package or anything. And yeah, like, love the brand. Love Todd the man. The man and the brand. You had a similar situation where you're like, yeah, I'm sorry, I don't have time to like shop or like really receive a package. But you still wore Todd Snyder. That's such a good, good boy. Good boy of you.
Lawrence
Yeah, no, Todd's been great to us. Todd's been great to me.
James Harris
You're a good boy.
Lawrence
I was like, listen, is somebody going to possibly walk up to me thinking that I work pr. Yes. With that said, I did. It's. And you know what this is? This is one of my more recent Todd acquisitions and it's like the perfect kind of weight for the temperature today. I also have, well, vintage Armani button up. My. I have a.
James Harris
How many can I. How many vintage Armani button ups you own? You had to guess.
Lawrence
The limit does not exist. Nah, probably double digits. It's like my dress shirt rotation. I've, you know, I've figured out what I like, I figured out what fits, what errors I enjoy. And I have loaded up, doubled up.
James Harris
And ready to maybe.
Lawrence
Yeah, it's probably somewhere around 10 there. And listen, there's some Vinti Brion Ski in the mix as well.
James Harris
What is an average Armani button down, button up, go for like, like 150.
Lawrence
Like taxed or how I can source eBay, eBay.
James Harris
EBay. 180. No, you can 50.
Lawrence
You could find them for less than 100 bucks easily.
James Harris
Really?
Lawrence
Yeah, and not even in bad condition. It's just like one of those things where it's like, Armani's a name that people know, but there's guys that don't fit shirts anymore or they died and their wives don't want their fucking, you know, garbage laying around when they get their second and third husband that, you know, they don't care that it's Armani, it's. You go take this off my hands. And I am more than happy to do that piggin.
James Harris
Shit, you left your Levi's jacket at home.
Lawrence
I mean, wait, do we want to already get into that.
James Harris
No, no, no, no. Portion of the episode A. Yeah, I.
Lawrence
Have some thoughts there, obviously, because I want to talk about the sartorial fucking conundrum that all these bozos found themselves in. No thanks to Luigi. The Macintosh, because it is raining is a FCE tools Macintosh. It is a very complicated garment. The most complicated rain jacket Mac that I've ever owned because it is from Korea, I believe.
James Harris
Why does that sell?
Lawrence
Because they just are on some fucking next level shit, dude, this is what we've been talking about. I also feel like I should fact check that cuz maybe they're from another also.
James Harris
Why does it being from Korea make sense that it's complicated? They did what? Because they just declared martial law for five hours.
Lawrence
No. Yeah, that guy ran that back real quick. Dude, talk about egg on your face. Ah. Where are they from?
James Harris
Dude, I'm just going to let you. Let you fester.
Lawrence
Oh no.
James Harris
Not even going to kill Tom on your behalf.
Lawrence
No, dude, please.
James Harris
Why would you do this?
Lawrence
They are in this corner. They are Japanese. Okay, I was wrong. It is an awesome brand. I believe they've been shouted out in a dumper before. It's fucking sick. I don't know if like you see me wearing that and you're like, okay, fucking Inspector Gadget. I've just always wanted like a really nice long, flowy khaki classic trench and this is what I got.
James Harris
In these times of assassins roaming the streets, I felt like you were more like on your like Omar Little shit. Speaking of wire.
Lawrence
No. Le Samurai. My name is Jeff. You ever seen that classic piece of hitman cinema from France?
James Harris
You wish you were Le Samurai. My name is Alan.
Lawrence
Well, the funniest thing for me is that his character, who's like an iconic steezy, cold blooded assassin, definitely on like the Mount Rushmore of like Hollywood cool killers for hire. But his name is just Jeff, which is fucking hilarious to me. My name is Jeff.
James Harris
Jimmy Bell Jeff.
Lawrence
Yeah. I kill you. That's an Italian, not a French person.
James Harris
My bad on your Luigi.
Lawrence
Luigi Mangiani.
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Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits – SUBSTACK PREVIEW December to Remember
Episode Overview In the December to Remember episode of Throwing Fits, hosts James Harris and Lawrence navigate through a blend of event announcements, political commentary, fashion discussions, and pop culture references. The episode primarily focuses on their upcoming holiday event, reflections on recent political events, and a deep dive into their personal sartorial choices. Throughout the episode, the duo maintains their signature candid and humorous tone, providing listeners with both entertainment and insights.
Save the Date: Holiday Soiree The episode kicks off with James Harris and Lawrence sharing details about their upcoming holiday event scheduled for December 19th. This event, taking place at 51 Orchard Street in New York City from 6 PM to 9 PM, serves as a celebration of their new work shirt release.
Details and Incentives The hosts emphasize the exclusivity of the event, offering attendees first access to purchase and try on their new work shirts. They highlight the importance of selecting the correct size, with accurate measurements available on their Shopify store.
Exclusive Access for Subscribers Subscribers on Substack receive priority access, ensuring they have the first opportunity to purchase the shirts before they become available to the general public.
Comments on Syria and Regional Conflicts The hosts briefly touch upon the geopolitical situation, specifically referencing Syria and expressing disdain towards Assad.
Discussion on Baltimore’s Policies and Reforms James and Lawrence discuss recent developments in Baltimore, comparing them to policies seen in New York City. They reference the fictional "Hamsterdam" from The Wire and mention real-life initiatives aimed at reforming drug policies and aiding at-risk youth.
Speculations and Cultural References The conversation includes speculative remarks about reformed individuals in Baltimore opening boxing gyms to help youth, drawing parallels to characters from popular TV series.
Personal Wardrobe Choices Lawrence leads a segment on personal fashion choices, detailing his attire for a recent holiday lunch and his preferences in suits and shirts.
Vintage Armani Button-Ups The hosts delve into their love for vintage Armani shirts, discussing sourcing them from platforms like eBay and the affordability of acquiring high-end fashion pieces.
Rain Jackets and Brand Authenticity They critique the complexity of certain rain jackets, specifically those from brands they initially believed to be Korean but later identified as Japanese, appreciating their functionality and style.
Fashion Mishaps and Humor A humorous exchange occurs when Lawrence admits to forgetting his Levi's jacket, leading to a light-hearted moment about his wardrobe readiness.
Cinematic Allusions The hosts reference iconic characters from television and film, blending them into their conversation about clothing and personal style.
Humorous Character Analysis They analyze a fictional assassin from a French film, humorously debating the simplicity of the character's name versus his complex persona.
Cultural Missteps and Corrections Lawrence corrects James on the nationality of the fictional assassin, reinforcing their banter with humor.
Conclusion The December to Remember episode of Throwing Fits offers listeners a blend of event promotions, personal anecdotes, political insights, and fashion discussions. James Harris and Lawrence maintain their engaging and irreverent style, providing a relatable and entertaining experience for their audience. Whether you're tuning in for the latest in men's fashion or their unfiltered take on current events, this episode delivers a comprehensive snapshot of the hosts' perspectives and upcoming ventures.