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James Harris
From unsolved mysteries to unexplained phenomena from comedy goal to relationship fails. Amazon Music's got the most ad free top podcasts included with prime. Because the only thing that should interrupt your listening is. Well, nothing. Download the Amazon Music app today. Throw gang. We are joined by the Rugby Rajah, Lauren Schwassemen and myself, the Seers Sucker Sultan James Harris. Welcome to the weekly Running the Boys.
Lauren Schwassemen
With today's episode only available on www.ThrowingFits.com. damn, it feels good to be back on the sticks.
James Harris
Yeah. Huh.
Lauren Schwassemen
Been a while. Well, I mean, over the next, like two days.
James Harris
It's been nine days.
Lauren Schwassemen
I just mean for me personally, this is my safe space and I want to be here and I want to be podcasting. So when I'm not, I get anxious.
James Harris
It's because your wife was making fun of your fit this morning. Why is it your safe space here?
Lauren Schwassemen
She wasn't making fun of my fit. She did throw a couple preppy barbs my way. It is what it is, gentlemen. If your wife hates your fit, it probably means it's fire coming off crew practice. Lawrence, I'm married to a fucking British butler.
James Harris
Done with the scrum with the fellas.
Lauren Schwassemen
Scrum.
James Harris
Before we get into bombing an award show speech, earnest recommendations for once. Ooh, and the perfect bachelor party. Real quick, some housekeeping. So you alluded to this. It is Thursday today. We are now we're committing to recording Thursday mornings for the so the Groms have as much time as possible to put out the episodes on Fridays. So boys only now on Fridays every week for the foreseeable future.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah, Old style.
James Harris
Start your weekend off right. Yeah. Similarly, thank you for. For those of you that have. Thank you for filling out the survey that we blasted out via substack or I guess our subscriber list a few days ago. Take a few minutes if you haven't already. It's in Your inbox, fill out some questions. Check your promo folder if you haven't seen it. Check your spam if you haven't seen it. Yeah, I'll take a few minutes and it'll be truly very helpful to glean your thoughts and insights as we start thinking about the future of throwing fish.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah. Please hold. Nothing back. Not that I thought you would, but yeah, we appreciate everyone's time and filling that out. As James said, this is something that is going to help form a lot of open questions for code name TF 3.0.
James Harris
Very original code name. All right, that's the housekeeping horns fit check.
Lauren Schwassemen
You want to start?
James Harris
Why don't you start?
Lauren Schwassemen
Okay. I am wearing women's Adidas SL 72 OGs. My recommendation.
James Harris
Yeah. Yo, I watch Party Monster.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah, you ever seen that? Of course.
James Harris
Macau dude and Seth Green, Role of a lifetime.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah, you think so? More than Can Hardly Wait with the goggles.
James Harris
I've never seen Can't Hardly Wait.
Lauren Schwassemen
What?
James Harris
Yeah, I think Can't Hardly Wait for.
Lauren Schwassemen
You to tap in.
James Harris
I know. I think Can't Hardly Wait kind of like unfortunately pigeonholed him into like the W word, you know, trope that he.
Lauren Schwassemen
Seemingly, like he was typecasted as a wigger.
James Harris
Yeah, bro. I mean, look at him in Entourage.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah, he's playing a version of himself. Right, On Entourage or no.
James Harris
Yes, he's playing himself.
Lauren Schwassemen
Right, right, right.
James Harris
But in Party Monster, I'm like, is this. Is this how Gay dude spoke in the 90s?
Lauren Schwassemen
Is it weird that I. When I think of his legacy, I think of Robot Chicken. Remember Robot Chicken the show?
James Harris
That's not weird.
Lauren Schwassemen
No.
James Harris
Yeah, but I've been pissing a lot of people off by just doing the Party Monster voice since I've seen that making my personality hit us. It might. It might pop out through the course of this episode. Can't, Lars, darling. Horizontal stripes of the summer.
Lauren Schwassemen
Can't hard. Can't hardly wait for that. Okay, so my shoes lords, my recommendation is to size up a full size.
James Harris
Yeah, no shit. When you wear women's shoes. Thanks. I'm fucking the raja of recommendations over here.
Lauren Schwassemen
What happened to sincere recommendation culture? It's over already. Before it even started.
James Harris
You're a recommendation monster. Hahaha.
Lauren Schwassemen
The. The socks are socks with three S's. The shorts are real short. Big Rock candy Mountaineering. I think it's a 7 inch inseam. Depending on, you know, obviously. You can hike, you can sag. The rugby is a vintage Ralph Lauren rugby. I wanted to read the title of this because there's a funny little. The keywords for vintage Polo I think are like, you know what to search. But this is pretty good. This is what this product was, was titled as 90s Vintage Polo Ralph Lauren striped blue white rugby size large Chief Keef. It came from the Ukraine, so that might explain. I'm just doing my part to support, you know, Glo gang baby. So, yeah, I don't know if you guys want to throw Chief Keef into all your saved Ralph Lauren searches, but it will definitely help you lock in with a certain kind of look. Big ponies, brighter colors, I mean, people, etc.
James Harris
That person don't like. Okay. The Ukrainians are, you know, very savvy, very technologically advanced as they just reinvent warfare with their drones. If you, I mean, I'm sure that Chief Keef Polo was just a search term that he, you know, is leveraging for his own sales. I mean, you search Chief Keef Ralph Lauren into grail or you search Chief Keef Polo and the first thing that pops up is a grill search, which is, you know, grill.com browse chief ke Ralph Lawrence. Just. Yeah, just a lot of big ponies.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah.
James Harris
Big horses. All Polos.
Lauren Schwassemen
Absolutely.
James Harris
All Polos. Some track jackets.
Lauren Schwassemen
Interesting.
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Lauren Schwassemen
You probably do the same with True Religion. I would.
James Harris
You didn't fucking want to throw on some footy little soccer jersey, man. No, but you're on your Oasis.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah.
James Harris
Chapter of your entire life, I guess.
Lauren Schwassemen
I mean, this is pretty lame, but I've been thinking about, like, what I'm going to wear to the Oasis show, and I was like, oh, that's right. Yeah. I have my bootleg Oasis Diodora soccer kit. And to your point, I feel like it's got to be everything that's happening right now. Obviously, we had, like, the split in G moment. Blokecore has been ebbing and flowing. But between Oasis and, I guess, like, the World cup being on deck and then the Club World Cup, I have seen more soccer kits in the streets than I have for probably, like, the last calendar year. So something's happening.
James Harris
Footy fever is heating up.
Lauren Schwassemen
Something's in the Gatorade, fellas.
James Harris
Yo. A few weeks ago, I went and did some shit with the Adidas Football Society. They did, like, a tourney. Tourney in Brooklyn right before the Club World Cup. And I get there, and, I mean, whatever. It's like my first time, like, I'm, you know, watching a few matches and. Three on three, yo. No, it was. So it starts one on one, and then every time a team scores a goal or a certain amount of time goes by another player.
Lauren Schwassemen
That's cool. I like that.
James Harris
So it starts off, like, XFL style, where two people just run at the ball and, like, take out the shins of the guy who then does, like, two front flips. I saw it legit happen.
Lauren Schwassemen
That's crazy.
James Harris
And. But the. The intensity was on 11. It was like.
Lauren Schwassemen
Like hardo.
James Harris
Like, real. There's a fight, bro. I just missed it. But apparently the LGBTQIA plus team. Yeah. Started throwing hands.
Lauren Schwassemen
Damn.
James Harris
At whatever. At whatever. I don't know. Hetero team. They're playing.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah.
James Harris
So, like, I'm kind of pissed I missed that. But they were like, yo, it was legit. Like a melee on the pitch, man.
Lauren Schwassemen
Damn. Knock if you and whoever you please. Yeah, that's. Damn, that sucks.
James Harris
Catch these hands.
Lauren Schwassemen
There it is.
James Harris
So, yeah, I think that footy fear. Look, am I. Am I a Little glad that maybe the. The heat's coming off tennis a little bit.
Lauren Schwassemen
Oh yeah.
James Harris
People just, you know, as the sports washing and the. The external macro factors force of culture for soccer upon us once again. Is it.
Lauren Schwassemen
It doesn't even feel forced. It feels like people like Americans more than ever. So on board. Dude, it's going to be crazy during the.
James Harris
Okay. I don't think it's forced, but I think that there's certainly. It's not necessarily an organic thing.
Lauren Schwassemen
You don't think so? No. Huh. Well, we'll have to see. I do know that next summer it's about to be. Speaking of melees.
James Harris
Yeah. I'm saying though, like active. It's a. It's a trillion dollar industry. Think that that's like organic. You think that like, I mean, what.
Lauren Schwassemen
Is organic anymore, Right? I guess to your point, I think.
James Harris
Like maybe blow core on the American side from a few years ago, like two years ago may have been organic, but now it's just like the World cup is coming next summer. If you don't think that everyone is pouring money into like making soccer a thing. And I'm not a bad thing. But it gives people like, you know, space and a chance to get involved and like actually hang out. That's great. But like anything, like anything in culture there are like just, you know, it's top down for sure.
Lauren Schwassemen
I'm saying it's trickled down. Driponomics though. Bloat Core 1.0, the first wave. I don't know how organic it was because it was just a joke by. Exactly. By Drew. It was literally a joke that everyone took extremely seriously, myself included. I got a couple. I got a couple kits in the drawer. You know, the Oasis one is one. I got it, bro. Palace, Etc.
James Harris
You know, for when you're raving at. Under the K Bridge. On the K hole. Bridge.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah, under the. When I'm in the K hole. Under the bridge.
James Harris
Yo, I want to ask you about horizontal stripes.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah, Hit me.
James Harris
It's a tough one.
Lauren Schwassemen
Yeah, for sure.
James Harris
Tough one.
Lauren Schwassemen
I. When I cop.
James Harris
Are you sure this vintage is not.
Lauren Schwassemen
I'm just.
James Harris
We had a guest on that once claimed a vintage Ralph Polo.
Lauren Schwassemen
Oh, we should just say that. That's mad. No, no, it was Shiraf.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lauren Schwassemen
From Casablanca. Yep. Came on the show and was wearing a big oversized pink rugby. Looked cool. He claimed it was some vintage cop. I'm assuming when, you know, he doesn't live in New York, lives in Paris. I think he's like, yeah, I just picked this up. Whatever when he's shopping, we found out that that was a lie. It was rowing blazers. But you know what? Here, to his defense, if I was wearing.
James Harris
That's indefensible.
Lauren Schwassemen
If I was wearing rowing blazers for whatever reason, like my family was being held hostage and I had rolling blazers.
James Harris
No, sir, you must have.
Lauren Schwassemen
No, look at you, bro. Look at you. I am a man of little principle, but I do have to draw the line somewhere with that said, if I was. If for what other whatever circumstances led me to wear rolling blazers publicly and somebody asked, I would do what you're often I would lie till I die.
James Harris
Release the rowing blazers.
Lauren Schwassemen
I don't know if we've ever. Have we ever told that story before? That was so weird.
James Harris
We've alluded to it.
Lauren Schwassemen
There you go.
James Harris
It Release the rowing blazers files. Release the list.
Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits - Doing Fashion
Release Date: August 1, 2025
Throwing Fits is a candid and humorous podcast hosted by James Harris and Lauren Schwassemen, who navigate the complexities of modern masculinity with wit and camaraderie. In the episode titled "Doing Fashion," released on August 1, 2025, the hosts delve into topics ranging from personal style choices to the burgeoning soccer fever sweeping the streets. Below is a detailed summary capturing the key discussions, insights, and memorable moments from the episode.
The episode kicks off with James Harris welcoming Lauren Schwassemen and expressing enthusiasm about returning to the podcasting scene after a brief hiatus.
Lauren reflects on the podcast as her "safe space," highlighting the importance of consistent engagement to manage her anxiety.
Recording Schedule Update:
The hosts announce a shift in their recording schedule to Thursday mornings, ensuring timely releases every Friday. This adjustment aims to provide their audience with fresh content at the start of the weekend.
Listener Engagement:
James urges listeners to complete a survey sent via Substack to gather feedback and shape the future direction of Throwing Fits.
Lauren echoes the sentiment, emphasizing the value of honest and constructive feedback.
Transitioning into personal style, Lauren presents her recent fashion haul, showcasing her choice of footwear.
James playfully engages with Lauren's recommendation, highlighting the practical advice of sizing up when wearing women's shoes.
Lauren elaborates on her fashion choices, detailing her selection of vintage Ralph Lauren rugby shirts and supporting the Glo Gang aesthetic.
James humorously critiques the association of Chief Keef with Ralph Lauren searches, blending cultural references with brand discussions.
Lauren and James discuss their favorite films, with Lauren advocating for "Party Monster" over "Can't Hardly Wait." Their conversation touches on typecasting and character portrayals in cinema.
James questions the authenticity of character speech in "Party Monster," leading to a humorous exchange about the film's legacy.
Lauren reminisces about "Robot Chicken," linking it back to their discussion on "Party Monster."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the rising popularity of soccer ("footy") in the United States, especially with major tournaments like the World Cup and Club World Cup.
The hosts recount James's experience attending an Adidas Football Society tournament in Brooklyn, describing the intense and sometimes chaotic nature of the matches.
Lauren questions whether the soccer boom is an organic cultural shift or a result of strategic industry efforts.
James discusses the commercialization of soccer and its implications on cultural authenticity.
Lauren counters by suggesting the movement originated as a joke that gained genuine traction over time.
The discussion shifts to the topic of horizontal stripes in fashion, particularly focusing on vintage Ralph Lauren polos. The hosts recount an incident involving a guest who falsely claimed to wear a genuine vintage Polo, revealing it was actually rowing blazers.
Lauren shares her perspective on authenticity and the lengths one might go to maintain a certain image.
The hosts humorously refer to this misrepresentation as the "Release the rowing blazers" saga, highlighting the importance of genuine branding in fashion.
In "Doing Fashion," James Harris and Lauren Schwassemen blend humor with insightful commentary on personal style, pop culture, and the evolving landscape of sports in America. Their dynamic conversation offers listeners both entertainment and thoughtful reflections on authenticity, cultural trends, and the influence of industry in shaping societal interests.
Notable Quotes:
Lauren Schwassemen (01:10): "I just mean for me personally, this is my safe space and I want to be here and I want to be podcasting."
James Harris (03:47): "Is this how Gay dude spoke in the 90s?"
Lauren Schwassemen (10:03): "It doesn’t even feel forced. It feels like people like Americans more than ever."
James Harris (12:20): "Release the rowing blazers."
This episode of Throwing Fits encapsulates the hosts' ability to intertwine humor with meaningful discussions, making it a compelling listen for those interested in fashion, pop culture, and the subtle nuances of cultural shifts.