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James Harris
We are joined by his honor of the horse pit, Lawrence Lossman and myself, the barn Code Big dog, James Harris. Welcome to the weekly, weekly running of the boys with today's full episode only.
Lawrence Lossman
Available on www.Throwing fits.com Chef, my bad.
James Harris
I forgot to pause. I don't remember where I'm supposed to pause on this anymore. What's in the afters? God damn it. See, you know what it is, Lawrence?
Lawrence Lossman
What's that?
James Harris
I had my annual physical today. This isn't a track mark. I got about two pints of blood withdrawn. Because at my age now you got to start testing for testosterone.
Lawrence Lossman
Sure.
James Harris
I had an EKG done for the first time ever.
Lawrence Lossman
How was that?
James Harris
It's fine. It took like five seconds.
Lawrence Lossman
Okay.
James Harris
But you just like take your shirt off and get like sticker. I have a buddy that is mad hairy and they had to like shave his chest. And then he decided to. Yeah. And then so he had like little patches and then he decided to just shave his whole. Oh, shit. But he's like, still has like crazy hairy shoulders, hairy back, hairy arms. So he just looked fucking weird.
Lawrence Lossman
Business in the front, party in the back. When did you get your results?
James Harris
I don't know. I'll definitely share them. Hipaa. Ice hipaa.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah.
James Harris
Right.
Lawrence Lossman
But yeah, in that order.
James Harris
I had to fast, right. So I. I couldn't have my coffee this morning. Oh, so I'm all just in a fog.
Lawrence Lossman
You're discombobulated.
James Harris
Yeah, thankfully there's a Gregory's right next door. Got a hit with a 20 ounce cold brew and a peanut butter banana bite right after.
Lawrence Lossman
What are your expectations for your T levels?
James Harris
Low. Real low.
Lawrence Lossman
Certain people consider us a low T pod considering our political beliefs.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossman
Which we're gonna get into. Yeah.
James Harris
But yeah. So apologies chef and Lawrence, not the audience at home for being in such a dismal cranial state. Also, it's like shitty out.
Lawrence Lossman
At least you have an excuse. Dude, when I up, I have just no excuse though. Speaking of T levels, your boy has been in the gym consistently.
James Harris
Okay, so is your tea up?
Lawrence Lossman
I think my tea is way up. I'm feeling a high tea as.
James Harris
Dude, you tossing plates. What are you doing?
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah, you know it, dude. Hot girl walks and tossing plates. Best of both worlds.
James Harris
Okay, well you're doing like the. The incline treadmill.
Lawrence Lossman
Yep.
James Harris
And that's trick is it's just uninterrupted TV viewing on your phone.
Lawrence Lossman
I. Well, we'll talk about. But I've been just locking in with turnstile like while walking briskly. Yes. And then. Yeah. So it's a half hour cardio up top and then hitting. Hitting the plates.
James Harris
Word. All right, well before we get UTF entering the political arena, menswear, Twitter drama and potential deportations. And the best and Worst concerts of 2025 Ex as experienced by your boys. God, that was a bad one. You Wayne. Let's get into a fit check.
Lawrence Lossman
Okay. On the feet as mentioned or teased. I guess. I have on vintage Gucci horsebit loafers. I have on man Reese's socks. The double knees are echous. Lada shout out Mike and Zoe. I don't know what the audience's expectation is of the best and brightest that Ekhous Lotta has to offer, but damn, dude, I know. You got the jeans, I got the double knees. They. These pants are incredible.
James Harris
Dog. I've been eckhouse pants.
Lawrence Lossman
That's right. Evangelist for a minute and boots and sunnies.
James Harris
Yeah, but I mean I think that they in some ways like they have really made a name for themselves in denim.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah.
James Harris
I'm glad that you're on on board.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah, yeah.
James Harris
They fucking smack it out the park every time.
Lawrence Lossman
Happy to fudgeing be here. Canceled until further.
James Harris
Not now Mike, AKA my gay lobster has the matching red haired to your Shirt to match his username too.
Lawrence Lossman
Oh, okay.
James Harris
Username?
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah. What do you username? Right, That's a term.
James Harris
IG handle.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah, handle. That's like, yo, yo, what's your. Yeah. Saying you're. What's your IG handle.
James Harris
That's just my.
Lawrence Lossman
You just.
James Harris
Yo, yesterday I was at a Yankee game and some ghost guy is like, Dr. Taco. Yeah, what's up, man?
Lawrence Lossman
Hey, dude, I'm a real person and.
James Harris
My name is James, and my testosterone is low.
Lawrence Lossman
Would you rather be Jimmy or Dr. Taco?
James Harris
Jimmy.
Lawrence Lossman
And is James number one, since it is your call.
James Harris
Whatever you want.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah, it's not like you. It's not like you and I are out here introducing ourselves as our IG, Dr. Taco, which I guess is like a. I've seen it memed. I guess that's like a boy, like at a party or a club. Like. Like a. An asshole guy that you want to stay away from regardless of whether you're looking to or befriend. Either way, if someone introduces themselves by their IG handle, Red flag. I think that's pretty. Pretty well established across the board. Okay, moving on up. The beater is Cortez, the red shirt. So this is red, not pink, right? That's what I. It's a washed red, but yeah, it's given JJ.
James Harris
Crew Chambray 2010.
Lawrence Lossman
I have on a Armani jean, vintage Armani jeans, red chambray shirt that is 1000% giving the proto menswear grail. That was the J. Crew red chambray. And he never owned one. Never owned one. I'd like to say on the record, never owned one.
James Harris
In an alternate timeline, you'd be wearing that chambray 15 years ago, and then he'd be getting deported by JDX for your tweets.
Lawrence Lossman
Jesus Christ. Who is vice president 15 years ago?
James Harris
20.
Lawrence Lossman
So Obama.
James Harris
Oh, my God.
Lawrence Lossman
Fucking Byron again. Strikes again. Dude up top. I got on a sorbora ball cap. The shades are somebody's really on the wrist Wedding around the fingy way from the pinky chrome. On the other hand, the draws are skims. Sipping on a hydro flask full of Lower east sides finest. The zins are cool. Mint James Byron. Byron, what did you wear today, bruh?
James Harris
Byron. On the Byron. Big dogs are rear X Solomon XA Mid GTX boots. Looking like about to break up a protest. Yeah. Smash burn a Waymo Taxi.
Lawrence Lossman
I mean, if there was.
James Harris
Oh, you're saying I look like the. I look like the National Guard? Not like. Yeah, a protester.
Lawrence Lossman
No, I guess like there is cross. There is a crossover.
James Harris
Ready to put a fucking traffic cone over tear gas canister and douse that with water. I'm ready to fill a water balloon with water, used engine oil and sand.
Lawrence Lossman
Okay.
James Harris
Because then apparently it's allegedly. Allegedly. Oh, Very difficult to get off glass and decreases visibility.
Lawrence Lossman
To me, it is hilarious. I don't know how much I could talk about the protest, but people calling Waymos to then destroy them.
James Harris
Oh, really? That's so sick.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah, dude. The, the, the. The. I don't know if it was the National Guard or I think it was the LAPD was trying to get Waymo to shut down the app in LA because so many Waymos were. Oh, they did?
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossman
Because they're being ordered to be destroyed.
James Harris
That's fire.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah, dude. AI. That's AI right away. Technically.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossman
Yes. What is that? Autonomous driving is artificial intelligence. Right.
James Harris
Autistic driving. Yeah.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah. The. The crossover between protesters and the forces, I feel like, is in this kind of tactical footwear. So you could be either. So you're on the. You're. You're in the middle, just like Derek guy. Which we'll get to.
James Harris
I had these on ice for like almost a year, and then I busted them out to wear with our. On our zoron pod.
Lawrence Lossman
With shorts.
James Harris
With shorts. Because that's a trend I'm seeing this summer. Big shorts, big boots.
Lawrence Lossman
I've been there, bro, with the product.
James Harris
But was I gonna say, oh, and then like, I think I was out after the. Or just later that night still. No, I wasn't wearing them, but I was like, I got a stockx notification that I'd sold them.
Lawrence Lossman
Damn, you're playing both sides.
James Harris
Cancel the order. Well, I forgot that they were listed, so I had to cancel the order. Got charged 15 bucks. So burn the Waymos. Burn the stockx. The socks are. I don't know what they're, man. Risa, the jeans throwing fits. 360 tasty.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah. If you're. If you're not going to be an egg house. A lot of. Buy a pair of these on Grailed three season pants.
James Harris
Big Gene, no belt. The shirt is Palace X Ralph Lauren Classic. The first Ralph collaboration of all time.
Lawrence Lossman
Remember the whole gray T shirt drama that we had in the pod with Corey Stokes? Huh?
James Harris
Corey Stokes?
Lawrence Lossman
Corey Stone. Oh my. The previous podcast, he called me out.
James Harris
For wearing gray our legacy tee. And he's like, it's giving, Jim.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah. Like what?
James Harris
Like, she's like, that's my name, first of all.
Lawrence Lossman
And I guess The. The. Another knock against gray is that, like, if you're a sweaty boy, it's gonna show the sweat.
James Harris
Yeah. Then Liana put out a column where I'm sure it was well received as all our stuff is. Where it's like, she likes the nasty, freaky nature of seeing, like, the sweat.
Lawrence Lossman
Right. And road just dropped for men. A glaze, literally. Glazing spray.
James Harris
Oh, that's still like, get like, real dewy.
Lawrence Lossman
Yeah, but that's. Is Dewey not, like, on the road to sweaty. You're Dewey before you get sweaty. So it's like, I think a similar sexual.
James Harris
Yeah.
Lawrence Lossman
Driver.
James Harris
Should we start a rival pod to Dewey? Dudes just sweat. Glazing dudes. Sweaty dudes.
Lawrence Lossman
I guess that's in their name. Dewey.
James Harris
Yes.
Lawrence Lossman
Yes. Okay. Yo. Yeah, we're the. The glazed guys.
James Harris
Yeah, we're glazing guys. We're glazing Derek guys.
Lawrence Lossman
Strong fits in glazing guys. Oh, yeah.
James Harris
Code is orally. The sunglasses are Bottega. This bracelet is from secondhand sterling. Great IG account. What's.
Lawrence Lossman
What's the white in Aspen? Was that. What is that?
James Harris
That was a ring.
Lawrence Lossman
Oh, okay. Got it.
James Harris
I don't think this is real turquoise, but I think it's called second. I think it's called secondhand sterling. It's a great.
Lawrence Lossman
Was it expensive? Because then you.
James Harris
No, no, no. It's a great IG account that. Well, it's a store, but then on IG they like secondhand silver. I think it's called. Excuse me. Is that it? That's not it.
Lawrence Lossman
Whatever.
James Harris
Go find it. I'll post it in the second hand.
Lawrence Lossman
Sterling is like, with the alliterative one is the better call. I don't know if that's actually the end, but that sounds. That should. That's what it should be. That should be the free consultation from glazing guys.
James Harris
Sterling, you'll find it.
Lawrence Lossman
I mean, I guess this will help.
James Harris
Max for the rec center. Can't find it.
Lawrence Lossman
Whatever, dude.
James Harris
Whatever. I'll post it. Joe Saunder Bottega draws our ha. Sipping on a topo chico and a clean canteen, a lower side's finest, and the umbrellas from the bodega next to my doctor.
Podcast Summary: Throwing Fits – Episode: SUBSTACK PREVIEW I Have a Seam
Release Date: June 10, 2025
Hosts: Lawrence Lossman (Chef) and James Harris (Big Dog)
In this engaging episode of "Throwing Fits," hosts Lawrence Lossman and James Harris delve into a variety of topics ranging from personal health and fitness to the latest trends in menswear and current events. Their candid banter and humorous exchanges create an entertaining atmosphere for listeners navigating the complexities of modern masculinity.
The episode kicks off with James Harris sharing his recent experience with an annual physical, highlighting the importance of health check-ups as men age.
James Harris [01:22]: "I had my annual physical today. This isn't a track mark. I got about two pints of blood withdrawn. Because at my age now you got to start testing for testosterone."
James discusses his expectations regarding his testosterone levels, expressing concern over potentially low results, a topic both honest and relatable for many listeners.
James Harris [02:22]: "What are your expectations for your T levels?"
Lawrence Lossman [02:26]: "Low. Real low."
This candid conversation not only underscores the significance of men's health but also sets the stage for a broader discussion on fitness and well-being.
Transitioning smoothly, Lawrence shares his own fitness regimen, emphasizing the impact of consistent gym attendance on his testosterone levels.
Lawrence Lossman [02:51]: "Your boy has been in the gym consistently."
He elaborates on his workout routine, combining cardio with strength training, showcasing a balanced approach to fitness.
Lawrence Lossman [03:05]: "I've been just locking in with turnstile like while walking briskly. Yeah. So it's a half hour cardio up top and then hitting the plates."
James complements Lawrence's dedication, adding humor and camaraderie to their fitness discussions.
James Harris [02:44]: "Apologies... for being in such a dismal cranial state."
Shifting gears, the hosts move into a lively "Fit Check" segment, showcasing their outfits and discussing current trends in menswear. This segment blends humor with genuine fashion insights, appealing to style-conscious listeners.
Lawrence Lossman [03:36]: "I have on vintage Gucci horsebit loafers. I have on man Reese's socks. The double knees are echous."
James enthusiastically praises their clothing choices, particularly highlighting their jeans.
James Harris [04:01]: "I've been eckhouse pants."
The conversation pivots to specific brands and clothing items, offering listeners a glimpse into the hosts' personal styles and fashion preferences.
Lawrence Lossman [05:35]: "I have on an Armani jean, vintage Armani jeans, red chambray shirt that is 1000% giving the proto menswear grail."
Amidst fashion talk, Lawrence and James touch upon recent events involving Waymo and protests, blending social commentary with their signature humor.
James Harris [07:02]: "Ready to put a fucking traffic cone over tear gas canister and douse that with water."
They discuss the tensions surrounding autonomous driving technology and its societal impacts, providing a satirical take on serious issues.
Lawrence Lossman [07:24]: "Yeah, dude. AI. That's AI right away. Technically. The crossover between protesters and the forces, I feel like, is in this kind of tactical footwear."
The hosts revisit past podcast episodes, addressing previous conflicts and criticisms with a mix of nostalgia and humor.
Lawrence Lossman [09:35]: "Remember the whole gray T shirt drama that we had in the pod with Corey Stokes?"
James Harris [09:20]: "Then Liana put out a column where I'm sure it was well received as all our stuff is."
They reflect on past interactions, showcasing their ability to navigate and resolve interpersonal dynamics within their podcasting journey.
Towards the episode's conclusion, Lawrence and James offer fashion recommendations, promoting sustainable and stylish choices to their audience.
James Harris [10:03]: "We're glazing guys. We're glazing Derek guys."
Lawrence Lossman [10:37]: "What's the white in Aspen? Was that... a ring."
They emphasize secondhand and sustainable fashion, encouraging listeners to make conscious choices without compromising on style.
In this episode of "Throwing Fits," Lawrence Lossman and James Harris skillfully blend discussions on personal health, fitness, fashion, and current events with their trademark humor and candidness. Their ability to navigate diverse topics while maintaining an engaging and relatable dialogue makes this episode a compelling listen for anyone interested in the intersection of modern masculinity, style, and societal trends.
For more episodes and content, visit Throwing Fits on Substack.